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>>583877974ninjin
yeah i think so
Ayabe fans are fucking weird
>>583878451You wouldn't get it
wahey
really wanna use urara but even with power growth she's a powerlet... then again it was a test run with whatever sparks and it can be solved with a proper 9 power parent...
Suzukino OPSpeaking about Suzuka, what's the closest CM where unrestrained is good.
>>583878582I want to be spooked by yeppers
>>583878703mwahey>>583878760Mile and below
>>583877974based carrot thread
>>583878760None really because it's still a fucking random placement accelFor LOH you've got a chance but if you want a cm you'll have to wait for a long time
>>583878760i think it's good next cm
>Accidentally picked the wrong reroll without 3* Uma Stan
*improves*
how do you build end closers for sprint I keep fucking failing
>>583878875I mean, something like 30% for it to proc in a good place isn't bad right?
>>5838790715 guts cards and LH
>>583879071How do you fail buidling a sprint horse gwo it's the easiest shit ever
>>583879169fuck you
>>583879242wow rude
>>583879042
>>583879159I mean, it never is really about the chance to proc, it has to proc at the right time, and for example in this one it's still a gamble, which goes against the playstyle of fronts, but I respect Suziefags that equip her with it
>>583879192I mean as in they dont do well in lobbies
call it skill issue but this is the most miserable i've felt playing umamusume
>>583879373>openbabydon't worry about it little timmy soon you'll be 10 years old and everything will make sense to you
>>583879354>it has to proc at the right time,That's what I said, in a good place.I remember using it one one track where it had 1/5 chance to have some value on proc and it did feel nice when it procc'd, wasn't a 'win harder' kind of thing.
>>583879507Open is the harder tier. I dunno how people think Graded is difficult by any means
>>583879520I think at this point there's no such thing as"win-more" so sure, gamble on and have a good time
stop picking on opencutiebabs
>>583879597yes timmy that's right, but you really shouldn't be up during these hours
>>583878221I'd like to join, but I have to wait out the cooldown...
opendownies
>>583879373Replace Daring Strike with a better gold speed and/or cheer halo inherit and white speedRamp Up is very bad for open league (gives too much score for too little performance)
>>583879626only newfriends with zero cards should go there
>lowrolled stats >literally no chains finishedI really want to uninstall this fucking game
>>583879739>still better than all my acesHaha... Yeah... lowroll...
>>583879739I think this is playable for A Finals, am I fucked for the CM?
>>583877974I need a Silent Suzuka manga by by the mangaka who is doing Star BlossomThe anime gave us the pussy version
>>583879809huh? deck?
>>583879997brown sex
>>583879884bro have mercyi read 2 chapters of star blossom when i have trouble falling asleep suzu doesn't deserve that
>>583880019LH2 and SMaru1 probably hold me back but it's the best I've got
>>583880037Some say that
>>583879490relax
>>583880063lh2 is fine, but smaru1 isn't. If you've got SR speed pasa, you might want to use that instead
>>583879490strongest cafe enjoyer
rooms? doing 3 of them14768220>1476822014768220
>>583880194She's also lb1 lmao
>add a new uma>her voice isnt in Girls Legends UCygames please
We fucked
>>583879654How many hours of cooldown still missing?
nexto40969934>4096993440969934
>If losing, winhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwzM0LWZtyQ
>>583880230Sweepers SR?
>>583879375they mirafrog
>>583880216I can't find this room
>>583880458
>>583880450That I have, but the gw hint makes or breaks my runs sometimes, looping didn't work as I expected...
>>583880412my 1400 speed chud beat everyone at 1600 and I wont ask howlast one95410705>9541070595410705
>>583880635speed is fake stat
38 minutes until comfy hour
>>583880635one more pleasewas stuck in stat selectaids as fuck
>>583880635>8 front lobby
Festa owes me sex
You don't need more than 1400 speed
I rape umas
You don't need more than 1300 speed
>>583880721strip jong with nakadashi festa
>>583879739At least you got a long S. Mine just refuses to give it to me on any half decent run
>>583880670Why exactly then?
67 minutes until
I thought people said nobody will be using Pace this CM?
>>583880635It's cloudy conditions
>>583880635it truly was an 8 front lobby, my poor chud....thanks roomers
>>583880852I'm not
>>583880670nope i will be here
>>583880852Christmas Biwa is a free win if you manage to queue against 1/2 fronts
i missed out on the rooms...
AAH
>>583880868DICKHEAD FUCK YOUkidding just kidding hagfaghahgwaoig>>583880934I'll host
>>583880854oopsie doodles
so what did we learn?
BEAST MODE™ will save us pacechuds right?
>>583881040
since there were a lot of triple fronters joining the other rooms those are banned for now, 2 at most799320527993205279932052I REPEAT NO TRIPLE FRONT COMPS
>>583881040She's gonna be the best uma in finals
>>583880852Im a pacemaxxer but Im sending an end spechud because its really grim out there
>>583880908Why is that?
The thing I love the most about this game is when you borrow a complete brick of a card just for its gold skill and then the chain doesn't even start.
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/RJM5q2>https://jiggie.fun/RJM5q2https://jiggie.fun/RJM5q2>https://jiggie.fun/RJM5q2https://jiggie.fun/RJM5q2
Now Dia can't get married!
>>583881098her large head is the only thing big enough to close the distance between fronts and the rest of the pack
>>583881065But you don't listen to people when they ban you from their rooms
>>583880809
>>583881274post deck too
>>583881293unbelivable levels of SEX has been reached
>>583881065xog CM
>>583881065FAT FUCK KITASAN FAT FAT FAThttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=mKFQJ3mvDwfdqZ96HR3E0tOa574043095740430957404309
>>583881268what a fine female
>>583881530can I join with triple fronts now?
>>583881530when ur brocked, ur brocked
>>583881570
>>583881594Just join
>>583881637uoh
>>583881594When was the last time Umama listened to other anons? just join
>>583881530>estimated win rate>1%>wins
Can't pick my final skill so rollanOdds Corner AccelEven Full Throttle 0 I wanna win with you
my marriage proposal to Bancho:
>>583881530runaway gamingalso first time spe has a higher win% than inariguess this means she's gud enuffhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=WBwHTu9wzZdf2UCbWeCMERBm108508271085082710850827
>>583881676>>583881767it was a joke I don't wanna join an UF /uma/ lobby, my trainees are not built for the National races just yet
>>583881906>pink markI bet that is V
>>583881594sorry I didn't seeyea feel free to join after this one >>583881906just wanted other anons a chance to join in too>>583881959>it was a joke...
>>583881906my bobo blocker failed...
>>583881983Generous of you to assume he can train an UF3 runaway
>>583881959UF more like ultra faggot
>>583882085you are so jealous he is better than you
>ZZR scots brigade is postin again
>>583881812Maybe, this CM is for Xmas Miracles after all. Got the itch to train her now.
>>583882141I would if that UF3 was him, but we both know it's not.
>>583881983that's not V, that's me
>>583882140Rice baby would NOT say this.
>>583882221anon please
>>583882151let it happen. my cum has been thick the past few days because of that cow
someone post your racist spechud builds, I cant seem to make a good one
>>583881906backliner lobbyhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=PMj9HzVOx3ZQRzrAiaI-4sFZ941738629417386294173862
>>583881268It's OK, I'll gladly marry her anyway
>>583882141>>583882270lmao V melty789
>>583882292There is no trick. You have to bang your head against the wall until you high-roll.
>>583882336???
>Not matter how misunderstood she was
>>583882313
>>583882151I'm the only one posting her as I'm out of TP.
When will the spam stop
>>583882402im trying 2sp 2 wit 1 stam 1 light and Im almost getting something usable even with only 1400 speed. Idk how anyone is getting enough stam and power in the same run tho, tried all different kinds of inheritance
>>583882437Her speech is silly
>>583882309banzaiiibringing out the fancy color wheel nowhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=lwKyuj409q9B2x5HI5W5eYKb382453393824533938245339
that suzuka has to be cheated, what do you mean 1600 speed 1200 stam 1100 wit 4000 sp, that is not possible
>>583882492you mean the retard that keeps posting food or suicide?
>>583881857meat
>>583882547Luckshitting is cheating. I agree.
>>583881613what a fine wife
>>583882546>630 stam vbobo running on pure vibes to 2nd place
>>583882402I refuse to believe that Claw Forward is worth tanking your Wit like this.
that wasn't very feng shui of you
>>583882547you can too make umas like that if you install overseer
>>583882574What an undignified way to sit. She's spreading her umanko...
>>583882197Do it, it's never too late to spread Christmas joy
>>583882645stop posting about feng shui
>Gods perfect End Closer>Is only powercrept by her own altso why aren't you pulling for CB?
>>583882849dead position
>>583882524why did they even feel the need to specify that in the notes for the translators. that bitch tickezo is ALWAYS sobbing and always silly.
>>583882547you wouldn't believe the highrolls I got on that one run
>>583882849she can't use her own card...
>>583882546omfg she finally wonnimble navigator saved my ass, great skilltaishin still a menace, surprised she's not being used morehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=wfOqTkoo_LCiMudJ-wDhI8AW863207038632070386320703
>>583882849My mind isn't so weak as to fall for propaganda
>>583882676she likes presenting
Friday means we share dickpics with eachother! Show me!
>>583882849I'm a Pacechad
>>583882935Rickey says this but to a chat full of elementary school boys
>>583882904post that UF spechud build right now
>>583882623You gotta do what you gotta do. I spend all month prepping Late parents and by the time I realized how hard Kris S gimped your deck, it was too late to pivot.
>>583882920
From Arina kino i got, that you need a lot of SP and white skills, not gold skillsLike straightway spurt and stuff like that, or you cant catch anyoneBut i dont have SSRs wit cards, so there is no point in trying to win A finalsI will do it when Ramonu comes
>>583882893Her unique is a straight up better version of Daring Strike. If you need Daring strike that badly I got a card for you
schizo awfully quiet now that she is winning
>>583882849my wife's a late, so i have to save carats for her post-ramonu
>>583882849I want her BFF, not her.
>>583882849Most of the Umas I want are pace or late
>>583882965click on the link and check it out
>>583882904>4%I see
>>583883037why did you cross out the evil horses?
Rob Roy tits with save /uma/ and thats why shes my farkin hero
>>583882695Why has there been such a huge uptick in Tomakomai posting recently?
>>583883152Sweet Doto isn't evil
>>583883037I crossed them out because I was unable to get them on their banner
>>583882994Not really for Daring Strike, but CB is the best wit card in the game right now.She gets a cheeky tenner though, maybe 2, if she pops up then it's all good.
>>583883152don't shay that.........
>>583882935Surehttps://litter.catbox.moe/3magpd0ne34fkb29.png
>>583880041Yeah, no you don't.
>>583881983>>583882085>>583882221i'm not v
>>583883318mambwo...
>>583883180
>>583882904>noseAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAcan't even blame it on a whiffed skillimpressive catchup thohttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=c_p6yckQuy48o6Nu1KVtQOk5528407775284077752840777
>>583883180Tomakomogs the rest of the dirt eaters
>>583883318who cares man why even bother replying to schizos
Is she dumb?
>>583883464shes 2smart4u
>>583883037brown where?
>>583883180i went to hokkaido
>>583883318dancho ........
>>583883318I respect your carrot way, mambro.
the evil is dead
>>583883360>all fronts late started except for the winning onegrrrand yes I WILL complain that is my GOD (umallah) given righthttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Nvvjbfc0ETjypY-v0KlEnfly972800799728007997280079glad to see many joining, will keep going as long as there's interest
>>583883417(You) are the schizo
>>583883710>7LHow do we stop her?
>>583877974Suzuka is my wife
>>583883740no one actually wants to umapyoi this cutie
>>583883729melty
>>583883287Nice girlcock! Umamusume
>>583883527Here
>>583883527this general is always brown. maybe idk
>>583883891nice
I desperately need a new card... or kitablanco... please cygames let me pull or I'm finished in CM
>>583883710danchou????????tsuyoi.........random but fun-looking kanji 強(い), like learning these this wayhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Dxys4Qs-JGbgpz5VawS02w6Q809575188095751880957518
my fucking mexicana HERO...
>>583884176Did you know the real Dantsu Flame was considered an ugly horse?
>>583884130Ramonu soon
>>583884127Cute Rice
>>583884213New alt when?
>>583883287>https://litter.catbox.moe/3magpd0ne34fkb29.pngThis isnt yours...
>>583884213Post her boobs
>>583883710>>583884201FORGOT PIC AWARDmultitask momentworst timing for it to happen too....
I really like the smell of my own armpit
>>583884229Wtf how is AI so mean
>>583884368Tachcute!
how is there even this many art of the donkey? nobody likes her
please stop posting pictures of ZRR i'm going to cum
>>583884307next week.>>583884313shore!
>>583884413>lack of stallion appeal
>>583884438HE WAS A HERO HORSE
>>583884130
>>583884201kitterhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Cagu6R6JxF6yavDB_FyeE7Pv151783061517830615178306
>>583884537akainu would say this
>>583884438big tits
198797956227243571930148Which is the better end Spechud parent?
>>583884413>even the uma is uglydantsubros....
>>583884413>3rd pointThe AI is hallucinating, right?
>>583884580slowing down meow so last6/9
>>583884229>did you knowi did know and i'm not bothered by it Dantsu is a cutiepie
>>583884584no he wont
my oshi was known for being a beautiful horse irl. #killdantsuflame
>>583884704i was going to join but it'd take too long
>>583882647How safe it is
Surely if you wanted big tits, you'd go for Creek or Flash.
>>583884626Do you really wanna borrow a dober with 2* late on her?
>>583884413They did not intentionally design Dantsu to look ugly??? She just has a pig motif
>>583884875>She just has a pig motifThat explains a lot
>>583884875teioposters have a pig motif too and they are ugly as hell
Kris S is so cool...
who keeps on posting the scot cow? stop it
Only old and brown people are impressed by AI
>>583884465Nice
>>583884872Im good on long sparks on my side, so it shouldnt be that bad I think?
Who do we hate Topro already?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAfuck
>>583884979exhbitionist tama... based as always...
>>583884993I wouldnt take a shit pink on a parent. It would be fine on a gp imo
>>583884580tell your murmurs to go off sooner next timehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=o6nGfa4w8Df7gtf8Fvx5pEPVthanks for comingI'm satisfied with this, hopefully everyone is too. or that it give you ideas for builds
>>583884979V...
>>583884979stop posting this naked tama
post something sleepy
>>583885049just waiting for blaze to replace my neichathanks for hosting
>>583884972NO!
>>583884979They are our allies!
>>583884971Big stick?!
I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME(I haven't pulled Rob Boy yet!!!!)
doing the world a favor by marrying this ugly horse
>>583885190her rifle
>>583885176Umagrok is this true
Running out of pics, might have to draw some.
it's really fucked how they hated grass wonder so much they made a fanfic version where Spechud won
>>583885070*Yawns*
>>583885063>>583884979>>583884972https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12272681
I was looking forward to the 2nd Arima Kinen CM, but I didn't realize Grand Live would make it so miserable.
>>583885176I understand that this is a hentai doujinshi, but such a dumb premise.Who would care about birthrate in a world with actual AI.
>>583885261already running out of gas? what would she think?
>>583885234hey, she looks cute to the real ugly horse like TM Ugg O
>>583885284when did this guy start making porn
>>583885261https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsBpraFks0Y&list=RDjsBpraFks0Y&start_radio=1
>>583885294arima is always a miserable race so have fun
>>583885284haha small pp
>>583885317Why do you need to avatar with every post
>>583885265Everyone loves Spechan that's why
>Why[-]
>>583885251stupid sexy chud
what a random ooc event...
>>583885307Old man with no wife and little girl with no husband would care
good morning nonnies~
>>583885497TANLINES SEXO
>>583884979
i'm ready to pull for Tacto
Was her ears bigger than this? Just going off by memory.
>>583885779
>>583885830looks about right, maybe fatter
>>583885284you have no idea how jealous I am of tama, fuckdie bitch
>>583884307Why are they burning?
>>583885905ogreuri is NOT sexy!
>>583885905Jealous of having a tiny dick your oshi cant even feel?
>>583885284>>583885905wait I'm stupid it wouldn't load so I thought it was this https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11784962THIS is what makes me seethe
>>583885830Cute!
Rob Roy associates herself with Rice so she must be evil too
rice posters are insecure gay bottomsZRR posters are high test chads
>>583886405what about confident gay bottoms
>>583885779tiny umanko
They cute
>>583886492no such thing as a confident bottom
You should take care of your trainee like this
>>583886553FUCK YOU
>>583886695thumbnail looks like Rice isnt wearing underneath
>>583886672see. that reaction comes from insecurity
Suzucute.
>>583886672Arent you the one who gets fucked?
>>583886815fellow suzuchad... gl in the cm
>>583886815Goodluck anon!
>>583878760Cm22 it's okay, LoH2 it's properly good, cm27 it's alright.
>>583882685>long S fast learner okay(?) stats>not a single card finished chain the sexual compatibility is there but the rng is such a mood killer... I'll keep trying while waiting for CM I guess, to spread xmas joy! merry christmas anon!
>>583886883????? THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING>>583886787BUT I LOVE MENI'M A HUGE FAGGOTso I think curren is the designated CONFIDENT HOMOSEXUAL BOTTOM UMA
i don't get how everyone is getting godlike stats, and at this point i'm too afraid to ask
>>583887078shuddup umama
Is anyone going to count the 6uma image posts from last thread
I only just now realized that Tachyon card also has Head-on. Should I just bank on the hint and stop using the Scarlet card?
>run goes smoothly>no UFI love longkino, but this scenario is really giving me hard times to build a longkino ace
I have Umama fatigue
*mama never fucked anyone and is larp
>>583887158For long? Yes.For sprint? Maybe the card is good for you.
>>583887158You should have been clanking with Tachyon card so your pace parents have it
>>583887213I wasn't told to aim for it at all for the two weeks of me doing autos.
>>583887078confident homosexuals are tops. bottoms can't take the lead for a reason, they are insecure.
>>583887116mostly luck, just keep rolling and eventually you'll get something good
>>583887248you're a dummy
>>583887078can you just go to V and stop shitting up the thread
>>583887078found any cute boys in dacchis, umama?
>>583887158For an ace or parent?For a ace you'll need Unstoppable anyway because everyone else has it & you'll get mid-leg mogged
>>583886732
>>583887078Curren would top though?
>>583887078that ass should be toptop on my face yabbadabbadoooo
>>583887078straightest currenposter
For a 'high test chad' you sure do know a lot about gay sex dynamics.You must watch it a lot I assume?
>>583887303yeah probably.
>>583887241It has 50 hint freq, hint lvl 4, most of the pace hints you want and is the highest SP producing card which isnt a pal/group cardIf you have it and arent running it on pace parent clankers Im afraid to say youre retarded
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/1Uy7AB>https://jiggie.fun/1Uy7ABhttps://jiggie.fun/1Uy7AB>https://jiggie.fun/1Uy7ABhttps://jiggie.fun/1Uy7AB
this general is making me homophobic
>>583887550I don't have it and I wasn't making Pace parents.
https://youtu.be/bjYjUdMsf00
which uma is the most anti-gay
>everyone is *****When will it stop?
DID YOU KNOW THAT IN UMA MUSUMEhorses wouldn't even feel a beer after drinking it they have much stronger livers than humans
>>583887649
>>583885234>>583885184My pig coded uma bride...
>>583887649the donna
>>583887649Rice hates fags
no one likes zrr she has big ass ears
>>583887571I'm gay and I'm sick of him
>>583887661but their brains are smaller so they would still get drunk but not for as long as ningen
>>583887774Proof? Tell us a gay story
>>583887758we like big ears here
>>583887820I play 2hu on easy mode
>>583887858faggot
>>583887858that's not gay you're just a casual......
>>583887758We love them here, pal.
dominating other men and making them bottoming for you is the peak high test chad move. fucking a woman only to get them pregnant and then going back to your male concubines is what the greeks did and they had one of the best civilizations in history
>>583887649All of them actually
>>583887964Machitan...
>>583887964mambro...
22 minutes until comfy hour
>>583887991Ear mogged by her roommate and the nerd, yes.>>583888002Yes?
>>583887820it doesn't matter, but it is annoying
thanks now I'm h*rny for m*n
>>583888040I'm SEA and it's 3 pm though
If you had to, which /uma/ poster would you bottom to?
>>583888109why aren't you at work?
>>583888104DM
Ok so I'm dropping Victory Cheer, Neck and Neck, and RS Stam and learning a lot more mid-race velocity skills. I hope it's not another gaslighting that people just fucking love to do.
>>583888104>horny for mun
>>583888138I have a nice low effort wfh job with short hours
>>583888212I would Ei Ei Mun her umanko all night.
>>583888204don't drop victory cheer
>>583888171die.
>>583888256
>>583888332
>>583888332Yes! Love and care for Machitan
>>583888204N&N and RS Stamina are okay to drop but keep Cheer and grab MBP too if you can
russian roulette with Festa!
I blew my load to Christmas Daiwa. Now I am uninstallating, saving up for cards while skipping umas makes this a gay and lame game.
>>583888313? Why
i am the horse of my steed
>>583888437I can only get VC with a borrow, and the borrow that I have most success with don't come with MBP. This is without any borrows so best I can do is this. Almost no Long sparks either.
Did they increase the fucking chances of a mood down? What the fuck is this bullshit.
On Tachyon upgrading spark event can you upgrade the GP's spark?
>>583888446Happy birthday, anon. That picture is not yours, right?
>>583888446strip roulette with festa
>>583888764ah that sucks man, i'm in the same situation without my own dober or kitasan. so I made a parent with a borrowed dober with 3* green and hoping to land a inspiration that gives me both MBP and long Si'm not making it a priority because if my pace chaser is down to 5 it's probably over anyway, but it's good cope i guess
>>583888805i think they also increased the chances of failing a sub 10% training failure as well
>>583888815No, only main parent sparks (except for whites)
>>583888805Did they decrease the chances of getting S Distance cause I got 7 runs in a row with no Long S
>>583888313Seriously what's your issue. I already said I was sorry for what I did
Tachyon event gives you 2 upgrades but I have like 20 parents with the brownie icon (the objetively superior icon to use for parents you are saving for tachyon event)
Guess I'll try putting the Oguri back in cause she has Head-on as well. I'm a bit worried about my low Power (was aiming for 900) but oh well.
here we go again
>>583889078retard be quiet
>>583889204Give me a reason
Cuties
>>583887248Confident homos can play any role.Be it pos1 or pos5.
>>583889242you suck at skinwalking me. it's embarrassing to watch
>>583889142if you by chance have this card it gives head-on at the end of its chainnot like head-on is that important for long if you're training for arima
My trainee keeps rubbing her tail on me, I'm concerned she is wanting to eat me. I never know what these non-humans are thinking.
IDC ABOUT YOUR HEADCANONS FOR GAYS JUST GIVE ME A MAN
>>583889325I was told that Head-On or Neck and Neck was THE most important skill for Pace in CM20 though? I feel like every half day I'm hearing polar opposite advice.
>>583889314?
>>583889302nigga you could not play rubick even if you wanted, you are too insecure to steal a good spell and dive tower
thoughts?
>>583889456FUCK YOU
>>583888848Yeah it is, why would I lie about that?
Fine "Green friendship at senior" Motion
>>583889367whatthe skill for pace you need is my true strength (power brian or sparks)no idea what's going on, head-on is good but the longer the track the less effective it is, carry on then
>>583889432Sexo
>>583889432Suzusexo
the skinwalker is getting skinwalked... spooky
>>583889565That's literally all V
>>583889367the average player (including people who post here) is not good at the game. Head-on/neck and neck triggers randomly somewhere in the first quarter of the accel phase. The longer the track, the less likely it is to trigger at the start where your uma actually wants to accelerate most. The longer the track, the worse head-on and neck and neck become.
But why would you do that?
>>583889457You are one sick sick bastard
>>583889602hmm nyoppers one of them is me
>>583889540>>583889654Ok so I've been asking for 5 days straight on my skillset and it's more or less come down to this. I did consider many options like dropping some speed (to 1100 ish) to get either N&N or Pace/Long corners and get some of those to ◎, drop RS Stam for THH and any other extra midrace velocity I can find, but nobody has ever told me to drop Head-On for other things so far.
>>583889524Just making sure. Happy birthday again anon.
>>583889457what the fuck is wrong with you
>>583889360No one cares or will love you
>>583889826That skillset is fine, you can use head-on but it's a gamble accel due to the distance so it's not super important, you can replace it with anything else or keep it there. Don't know the numbers for open league but if you go over the stats you planned for you can drop it. So in short you can be flexible around it if you need a backup plan.
>>583889826The issue with dropping head-on entirely is that even though it's likely to not be great, pace just has shit options for accel this track so they have to take whatever they can get. Head-on you should probably keep, neck and neck however would be probably too much rating investment to be worth it. The issue with tail held high is you only have 3 mid race skills here total (you need to activate thh) with race planner and the straight skills and if you fail a wit check for any of those (or either of the straight skills decides to activate on the final straight), then THH is a dead skill. So if you do drop rs:stam you'd need to get one or two more mid race skills for it to be worth it imo. I'm not sure how much room you have to still stay A+ but it probably wouldnt be worth dropping 100 speed.
retards wish they could skinwalk me
it's time for MEN
MEN?!
sigh... [-]
finally I can take part in MEN posting...! I've studied for this!
please don't say that word, its scary and i hate creepy things
MENwith... DICKS?
is /uma/ locked in?
Men...!
dating MEN
>>583888040Doberhomos are awake you LIED
10 reps of dogshit ace runs! Sir, yes, sir!
brickey is a CHRISTIAN tradwife
Where did all your carats go, torena-san?
>>583890396Umama and V are back together
>>583890516She's a CCP spy, sorry
>>583890365you do not look like that
>>583890557you wish lol
>>583890612Proof they are not together? They're still mutuals
>>583890516Rickey is a daoist
Finally won classic Arima Kinen for the first time, took 17 attempts.
>>583890674congrats anon
>>583890412>>583890404>>583890337>>583890293>>583890219Dober doesn't like men
>>583890674Nice Nature got 3rd and seemed very happy back there.
>>583890719She's only into their dicks
>>583890719Well too bad because I love Dober!
Me and my fiancee asked my trainee to be the ring bearer at my wedding and she had the most mournful look on her face
>>583890649Mutuals where?
>>583890649how do you even know that?
>>58389045029 minutes until comfy hour
>>583890549You came home in 101 pulls, so they are still there mostly
>>583890719making dober do the flappy arm thing!
>>583890898
Bell-chan a cute
is mayano still bugged in clank mode to give more sp
>>583890898>>583890969
>>583891059my wife would NOT be jealous
Second Alt?
>>583891246Next year
remember when t
>>583891197Eyepatch bikinis are obscene...
???
>>583890969
>>583889432sexzuka...
>>583891446A lot of cards can spook you to your aid or detriment.
Worth using the Rainbow Crystal to get Creek to 3LB?
Overstatted so I had to drop NN. No Long S so I guess it doesn't matter. Gotta keep trying.
>>583891597no just get her with a selector in november
>>583890719
>>583891597She becomes usable at lb3
>>583891597use a selector instead because crystals are timeless
>>583891446it can get even funnier
should i build a neicha deboofer or a end spechud
Speed cards disappeared during URA finale btw.
>>583891597yeah go for it
>>583891818a neicha should be safer unless you want to play nonstop for the next 24h for a good end spechud
>>583891818front Golshi
>>583891621Is it fun playing on smurf grade?
>>583891904retard
>>583891904that's a newfriend look at his cards he would get raped in graded
>>583891860Did you parent with 18 long or something?
>>583892007You don't?
>>58389200715* Long.
>>583891642mennn.......
fuck I can't wear any clothes it triggers the hell out of me why am I so autistic
>>583891904Both CMs I was in, people said I was smurfing. Should I take that as a compliment?
>>583891197I know one thing
I despise this scenario so fucking much
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
>>583892127You don't need them around me
>>583892143>blaming card rng on the scenarioretard
...
why would she do that...
>>583892248I blame scenario rng on the scenario
>>583892136Ramonu is kinda tall, how much tall is that torena???
>>583892326Ramonu is 165cm dude
>>583892210really
>>583892358Yea, DM
>>583892326anon??
>>583892326>165cm>tallanon is tiny little baby man
>>583891904genius
>>583892326>165cmSEAweepy...
>>583892378OMFG STOP I DON'T HAVE YOU ADDED ON ANYTHING
>>583892242two eyes?
>>583892393my world just shattered
>>583892470Who the fuck is DMing me then?
>>583892523sorry
>>583892143why are you using sweep or borrowing spechud when you can have your own?
>>583892136do this with SiL instead of rudolf
Trainee in heat
>>583892470you had though
>>583892143and you've even got great cards. Try doing it without your own Kitasan or Fine.
>>583892540english please favela monkey
>>583892143user error
>>583892143>solo wit finemo
I'm in love with the Hokko
I just saw some really saggy Daiwa utters on the timeline
>>583892652and he got 1k, kinda pissed me off honestly
I forgot to get victory cheer on my Bobo...
>they fell for the 3 speed 1 wit gaslight
>>583892690I don't really know how someone can say something saggy but sounds like you enjoyed it
wao so early and juicy
>>583892652nothing wrong with this just high roll
>>583892796mmm nyes drop LH as well since we love highrolling so much
>>583892831I love highrollswould love to see one someday
>>583892742It was nicehttps://x.com/mosu613/status/2108433402462642248
I have noticed the anons that like older umas seem to be more sane. Is that a coincidence?
>>583892356>>583892393>>583892410>>583892462165cm is kinda tall for a woman you silly billies.Like if you're 180-190cm the height difference wouldn't be like that.
>>583892880bwo...
trying way too hard to get a reply. retard
>>583892879not really, it reflects experience dealing with real women and that happens more the older and well adjusted you are, with exceptions of course
>>5838928805'4 is not tall for a woman
>>583892864holy torpedoes
>>583892879read uma as menbut that holds true toomature and nice
>>583892864I don't know why you're posting tits and talking about talking
>>583892939>>583892974STILL YOU WOULDN'T GET THAT HEIGHT DIFFERENCETRAINER SHOULD BE 2m TALL TO MAKE THAT PIC ANY SENSE
>>583892879some of the most well adjusted guys I've met online were lolicons so idkI like JKs and I'm kinda funny in the head so there is that too
>>583892553
>>583892879they're just larping majority of 4chan users are mentally ill in some way
>>583893128bwo..
>>583892879On the contrary I've had worse dealings with mommyfags (outside of this general)
>>583893205Curren is such a slut.
nice thread retards
>>583893080That torena is basically only a head taller than RamonuThe average head height is what, like 20 cm?I'm 30 cm taller than her I'd probably tower over her even more
>>583893080A human head is 18-24cm, so trainer would need to be 183-189cm, hell I'm taller than that
why are you guys trying to make sense of an AIslopped chibi image
nice bread retards
>>583893364why do you care? go away
>>583893364It's more of trying to make sense of the anon saying a 165cm woman is tall
>>583893128bro...
I can't stop thinking about my bro's tits.
>>583893335>>583893338i took measurements using myself as base (so making adjustment with her heighs), she just reaches his shoulder, to be able to reach his head (so counting the neck too) she needs something like 35cm, which ends up being 2m
>>583893419>>583893170what
>>583893395Laisu is such a good girl taking my big bread like this.
>mirako_nicethreadglobalbabs.gif
>>583893519They are mentally ill freaks under all that "well adjusted exterior"
>>583893519zwo..
>>583893610he unironically should draw more Marvellous, the way he draws big boobs make them so soft
>>583893591isn't that the goal? to be sane enough to pass and live a normal life? it doesn't matter what you like or how you are as long as you're not a sperg who can't even talk without weirding out people, that's what being well adjusted means
>>583893610I want to smothered in big little girl breasts.
Banchou cute
>>583892143Drop this dogshit Kris card, and get yukino bijin for NSM, and hit some fat raw stamina training. Always pick TE>Prio and pray chain events finishes.
>>583894051>drop a shit card for another shit card
>>583893529Laisu is such a good girl that always has a pillow to offer
>>583889457why do people minmax open leauge this hard when something like this would clearly win finals if it had 400 more speed
>>583893480ok i made her bigger, is it better now
>>583894117>yeah just get 400 (800 in raw stats) with the same cards and run bwoI wonder why
>>583894118
>>583894114RICE BUTT
no one says that
>>583894117sprint is accel game
>>583894117> something like this would clearly win finals if it had 400 more speedNot really, an A finals Nishino will have 1600 speed, 1100-1200 power, 1000 wit and those skills + 4-5 golds
>>583894118y-yes...
>>583894098It will flow better in the scenario, meaning anondacchi will get better results, with less RNG variance
next bread will be a pretzel game
>>583894364It's gonna be V bake so not good
>>583894364Next bread will be fine
>>583894330bwo, his stam!??!
I can't make 2 spd 1 stam 2 wit work without fucking up my wit even though I'm running a 20% speed bonus uma (Kitasan), how the fuck are some of you guys reaching 1k+ wit while hitting 1.5k speed + 900 stam?
>>583894364Next bread will be underbaked.
>>583894512Just run 3 speed 2 wit with 18 stam sparks gwo... weve been telling you for weeks
>>583894512by gluing every run that isn't completely covered in rainbowswhy yes i glued every borrow yesterday how did you know
>>583894464Dia has 15% Stam growths, Stam sparks and some stamina trainings will do
>>583894512every CM longer than a mile needs 15+ stam sparks, then it's a matter of hoping Finemo lands on stam in junior summer and getting good shop RNG
>>583893395Rice wouldn't say this
next thread will be fish
if i miss one song in the First Year, would i get it in the next year? Or am i fucked forever?
>Mejiro Dober>looks like DobermanHmmm curious
Next thread will be groovy~
I love that /uma/ simultaenously holds the opinion that Grand Live is a horrendous scenario but also that anyone going for Open to escape that is a shitter. How do you settle these two viewpoints in your head
We all agree that Doto's torena pretty much drew the short end of the stick when it comes to having a functioning pelvis right?
>>583894980it doesnt get removed from the song pool if thats what you're asking
>>583895027i mean, isn't that for every torena?No wonder they need to be strong guys themselves and that Gentildonna specifically trains you so you can handle her (canonically the strongest uma)
>>583894980Your account is bricked, you'll have to buy a new phone or computer to make a new one
>>583894512I think getting respectable power is the hardest part with Kitasan. She has no power growth and you can't use her card that has +1 power bonus.
next bread will be hot
>>583894994you race and you lose, not like you're getting plat in open anyway
next thread will be 7
next 6 will be 7
>>583895304>4Shiraoki-sama has damned you, and I pray that she reconsiders
do I get risky buisiness for my end closer with 980 stam 1 gold 2 grey recovery?I run out of skills to buy...
>>583895304If you look closely you'll see this thread was 7, and the next will be 8
>>583895172If you have another golden recovery source you could always use Ardan speed, she gives a fuckton of power
>>583895446maybe
I told my trainee I would stop listening to smart falcon dieting advice and start working out and she looked at me like this....
If only the aptitudes hit. I'm feeling like that Fuku circle gif.
Maybe I can cope with this...
>>583895523i would look at you like this too if you told me you're interacting in any way with that whore
sex porn porn fuck sex umamusume
>>583895673
>>583895446yes
>>583894994You shouldn't ask that question or many others because there is no answer to be foundNo answer that's logical anyway
>>583894985someone was going to draw this, but another anon had a cry about it
>>583895617i wanna ragebait curren more
>>583895523Which Uma would fatten you up?
>>583894994there are a lot of people here with conflicting opinions. it's not always the same people.not that it particularly matters anyway because who actually seriously gives a shit about what people itt think.
>>583896161bono
Next bread will be a bun
>>583894994not like you get a plat in open, and I can make UG5 umas anyway that can reach A finals
>>583894994That's easy. My opinion is whichever one will make an anon mad the most.
I wish anons would put their bread in my oven~
>>583894994It's horrible for everyone, so other people bring even worse umas than they usually do.Open makes no sense at all to me, might as well stop playing at all if you go open.
>>583896557why does it make No sense to you? Ever play little cup? Ever twinked in WoW? its that same concept
>>583896517Bue-chan NTR
>>583896517would do that if you allow me to put my face into your bosom
>>583894994If you quit and take the similar rewards for way less pain, it invalidates my efforts
how is white kitasan top tier when you cant use kitasan speed
>>583896720Not sure how your examples are relevant, but my point is that there's nothing in uma besides CM. It's the only content the game has.
>>583896517I could do that you know where to find me
>>583896848Kitasan speed has been powercrept for a while dude
>>583896848Just use Mayano Top Pit
Is uma a good game?
>>583897020No
>>583896892They're meant to be lower power level formats that are easily accessible. You can't outdeck someone in open leauge, you can only outskill them
>>583897020if you completely ignore pvp yea
>>583897020it's slop carried by high production value and good characters
>>583897020only if you treat it as a really shitty VN and completely ignore the competitive side. and even then it's only ok.
>>583897020unironically yes
>>583896848you should be moving on from kitasan alreadyfront takes maru and tacchy, borrows teio for PoC maybe
>>583896778that's a givenbut I would need your affection tooamong other things...
>>583897062Usually formats like this also attract worse players, good players tend to play in the highest available option usually.
>>583897068>>583897118The competitive side has fixed payouts à la a slot machineI’m not sure uma is a gameIt needs another name
>>583897020For babies that just wants to read glorified VNs yeah
>>583897020no play winning post instead
>>583897020just ignore the PVP side
>>583897138But he already gave you affection
Is running Cafe as a late viable or must I make her an end for spurt?
>>583897138i can give plenty, maybe a bit too much if i got carried on and you wouldn't stop me
>>583897297>Is running CafeNoDont
>>583897305V please he doesn't want you
>>583897297Arima? We have Claw now, so just use her innate access to recoveries and easier ult proc and make her a LateChuukyo? End all the way
>>583897020for the first few hours
>>583897305sounds more than good to me...
why is that guy talking to himself
apologies if this makes me seem like an uncultured philistinewhy are the uma celebrating christmas in the middle of Fall?
>>583897227it's a slot machine with doodads and thingamajigs you can play with to increase your chances. still a slot machine at the end of it all though.and it's not like the idea of videogame-fying gambling to make it more fun and appealing is new.
>>583897487It's Winter somewhere around the world
>>583897385Who else am I building for CM20 then?>>583897401Guess I better find someone with MLB Kris S then
>>583897487The schedule is accelerated, thus Christmas is pulling a Halloween and happening before Thanksgiving
>>583897487We are on a speed up schedule. We are going through the japanese release and dates and thematic events wont line up
>>583897486V doing his delusions
>>583897582okay where
>>583897487they skipped on last christmas for some gay jewish "holidays" so they're catching up
>>583897261hold on I am testing this shit myself
>>583897584Any other uma, Cafe's growths and career goals make building her pure CBT, she is genuinely on the bottom 10 of GL umas
>>583897608>>583897613>>583897674thank you, I unironically would have thought it was wintertime in japan or something
>>583897487japan is one of those countries that start celebrating early
>>583897718It is winter in the southern part of the globe or so says the AI
>>583897261>Golshi in lasthaha yeah sure
>>583897646somewhere
>>583897694>>583897261lmao
>>583897646umajestic 12
>>583897487We're having contents accelerated, that's why you have early anniversaries too.
>>583897867falco please shut the fuck up
>>583897886CHEAT impact.....
>>583897020Unironically I feel like someone with stockholm syndrome when playing this game
>>583897886this looks more accurate, yeahfraudfevre blown out
>>583897695Well....I'm gonna try it since I need 3 uma anyway and Cafe cute
>>583897020sometimes..
post images
>>583897886Now I want to make a DAHBY oneGive me Dahby winners to include (must be post 1968)
For those with 0% spd 0% pow 0% wit bonus, did you use a stam card?If so, did you reach UG1?
>>583898154images
>>583898154
>>583898196anything below ug7 is a brick for me
thinking about boys...
>>583897487Acceleration skills are so powerful they are even effecting the timeline, next year will be Christmas in July
>>583898178YOU KNOW WHO IT IS
>>583898230anything below UF4 is a brick for me
>>583898196i'm actually thinking to use a power card at this point because 3 speed and still i have 0 power
>>583898245
>>583898178spechud
IDK WHAT TO DOOOOO
>>583898365Ace is lucky as fuck that he isn't real because I'd do horrible things to him. I don't care that umas are magnitudes stronger than humans. I'd find a way.
>>583898419pls do your fan farms
>>583898245Mail
>>583898351If you've got rice power and tons of stamina sparks this is a strong option. But most power cards are bad and without stam sparks you're gonna sac stam for power in that case.
>>583898495this but C.B
>>583898579Look at her squishy tummy...
>>583898419Just clank your aces and aim for group B. 0 stress.
>>583898609smooch smooch smooch smooch smooch
>>583898558now say what you actually mean
>>583898734>>583898734>>583898734
>>583898719you know exactly what
>>583898719Carrier Pigeon
>>583898104Good luck, Cafe indeed cute
>>583898754WHO ARE YOU
>>583898245Did you also just watch seitokai holes?
>>583879884fuck no, that mangaka sucks dick
>playan non-helf>see donut around turn50, its been taken over by morathi and slanesh>play helf>alarielle takes over the donut and bullies everyone to confederate under her