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Hey
rape everyone and leave.
hey
ofusu has ALL the carrots.
the SMARTEST
Tachyon LOVE
>>583895304>new thread is also 4
Digitan LOVE
Burger thread
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MAMASE MAMASA MAMAKUSAMAMASE MAMASA MAMAKUSAMAMASE MAMASA MAMAKUSAMAMASE MAMASA MAMAKUSAMAMASE MAMASA MAMAKUSA
>>583898230Lately I can't even reach UG1 with Dia and Kita, it's like I got way worse at the game somehow>>583898351I tried ditching Light Hello but my score remained the same more or less
>>583895304>>583898982lucky umanko
>my trainee showed up with another man
It's time for UMA MUSUME PRETTY DERBY!!!!!!
I really, really, really hope her alt has an alternate hairstyle. Even her hair being loose would be great. And probably kill me.
say ah desu wa
>>583899126>my trainer needs to take a shit
>>583899126>my trainee is another man
>>583898998Mr. Cat Bread
reminder that mr cb is a man and to respect his pronouns
>>583899137Bourbon 500kg body...
>>583899240
>>583899410>my trainer still isn't done
>>583899352S-she's just big-boned...
morning
>>583899352>>583899571big...
Remember that Danchou is nothing without you or your fans. Do not let him bully you for you have all the true power
>>583899137ResultsFull race video: https://gofile.io/d/i7Q95ugm
>>583899728My fuarking hero
>>583899126>my man showed up with another trainee
Sorry danchou my internet is dead only using mobile data. I cant do runs. I cant login to the game, always show CONNECTING.
ok I exploded no more lusting
>>583899689Just do what I do, log in and request dirt sashes, followed by refusing to do an actual career or TT
>>583899689but my danchud is the top earner
>>583899846You and V?
>>583899728Sillius...
>>583899796lmao
>>583899689the club proletariat owns the means of carats production.
>>583899926She wasn't very Sirius
>>583899846Call me you know what.
>>583899728>shittius KWABoli
>>583899632morning dude
Damian Lane (Australia) passed the first stage to get a permanent JRA jockey license. He would be the 3rd ever foreign jockey to get it if he passes the 2nd stage
>>583898998mr cheese burger
>>583899973>>583899689You know I can disband the club on the final day and cuck everyone if we miss A+ right? Dont get uppity with me or else.
>>583900156who's the second one that's not *the* frog
>>583899728
>>583900186Cuck everyone including yourself, you won't do shit
>>583900216The Italian
>go play a game>we burn through a thread
>>583900186do a flip too
anyone else notice that the acronym for Our Grand Concert isOGC
>>583900186mambwo nyo...
>>583900156why does he wanna be a japanese jockey anyhow? Australia has some strong horses
>>583900186you won't do it faggot you don't have balls
>>583899728Front gods
>>583900186danchud...
>>583900186You're too much of a pussy for this
>>583900492stfu
>>583900376does noone else realize how FUCKED UP this is?
>>583900186Do it coward
>>583900408It could be as simple as him getting more rides in Japan than AustraliaJockeys get a standard rate per ride and then a commission from the prize money won (5% in Japan) so it's very likely that he checked the numbers and Japan = more money
>dies of cringe
>>583900728she would try to flirt through book quotes
>>583900652if the post isn't about thread celebrities or drama how do you expect to get that it factor gwocho
>>583901069I'm new here I didn't know...
mayachacho
>>583900156Peslier never got a JRA license?Crazy because he won a ton of japanese G1's
>>583900652nothing fucked up about jerking off bro
Burnt bread
help.
>>583900652i don't get it
>>583901161Every foreign jockey you see besides Lemaire and Mirco ride in JRA under temporary licenses that work only for a couple of months at a time
the club proletariat are forming a worker's union...
>>583901241
>>583901125you got a real pretty mouth boy, come here and let me show you how we do things around here...
>>583900652huh??
Daryz has been retired
i'm using Hakuraku and i'm kinda confused on one thing.Why isn't there any way to see the win-rate of some skills?Just to know how much a skill could potentially be a game-changer compared to another one.
I've been farting all day, I'm ripping ass like a horse, someone help me because I can't stop farting. I think it was the coleslaw from last night
>>583900186Do it, and be immortalized in this thread forever. For good and for worst. Everyone will be saying your name.
>>583901206
>>583901553What's a horse?
>>583901354I mean I'd be willing to join if they look like that haha
>>583901468
>>583901360I don't get it
>>583901451jpbros next year for shure!!
>>583901596but isn't that the percentage of activation and not win-rate?
>>583901553drink more water
>>583900186Brickcho said this
Wonder Dean going to JBC Classic
Mayano Top Almond
>>583901717anon, your eyesight...
>>583901553Easy on the beans spechonky...
>>583901768Does water really help with farts? It will just make me piss like a horse too
>>583901808Ai is cute no matter what she wears
>>583901813Ok i re-read now, where did you find it? If i go on Skill Analysis, it just shows me the activations and not the win-rate
>>583901717It says win rates by skill activation right there bwo...
>>583901641is this any clearer
>>583901901Click the skill
>>583901871
>>583901980no
>>583901980>spoilerYou're on thin ice
>>583902069I'm just trying to raise awareness
>>583901553If you eat at least four cheese-stuffed burritos every time you feel gas building up, the dense melted cheese will act as an internal stopper, and you won't have fart problems anymore!
>>583902123You're trying to raise something, and I'm not for it
>>583902136Nice try Fatco but not only am I losing weight, I am also not lactose intolerant
I love my umawife
>>583902214lack toes in toddler ants? but they don't even have feet
umas that are rabbits
>>583902397He's saying they lack toes specifically because they don't have feet
>>583902001oooooh i'm retardedthank you
>>583902457That's a donkey
Oh no
>>583902591>one inch of love
*BUUURP*
>>583902591>>583902717
Falco is a beetleFatco got the beetus
>>583902591my oshi
Need a Falco beetlejob
>>583898734Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
Diabeetus
Jong?
>>583902979
for the love of god can the devs stop shitting out all these carrot jellies and gimme some fucking energy supplements for a change?
>>583903110thats not a legal move
luv me some round tummies
mgu mgu
>>583903015what do you mean we lost a member? That's it I'm fluffing your hair
>>583903320sex
>>583903345They need to add her to the game man...
>>583903351We had enough drama this month, I'm satisfied
>>583903348One was offline for a week without any notice, so I removed him.
How Bright's swimsuit alt would have looked of the world was just
>>583902397>>583902503What
>140 rolls, no Rob Roy>no chance of getting 60 more rolls in 6 days>carats are fucking $70 for 50 pullsI think I'll just go ahead and quit now. I think I'll
>>583899728THIS IS RIGGED
>>583903351
the proof of our love
>>583903572You'll what?
I HATE CURREN
>>583903691everyone says this
>>583903610sweepy, now that's a mare
Thoughs?
>>583872054you'll want to do every G1 you can, in order to increase affinity between your parents, grandparents, and aces. I would start by using a borrow uma that's run all the mile/medium/Long G1s, and using that for your clanker runs that also run all the mile/medium/long G1s. There's an autism rabbit hole to explore there, but no no need yet, just have fun clanking for now.
>>583903790Take a shower Mr. Boy
>>583903493dire
I THINK MAHJONG SUCKS
>beat my record>no long SOf course
>>583903351>>583903597Do you have any Fuji ones?
>>583904204Yeah, me
>>583904297JFC! Deck?
Im still wondering if the cock that got posted last thread was an actual poster or a larper
>>583904297I still can't reach UF in this scenario, or even good stats for the Arima, can someone teach me the secret sauce?
>>58390437690% of those are just taken from other boards dude, with AI genned stuff added to make it look like it was made for /uma/
>>583904449ignore stamina3 speed 2 wit sloppabe lucky with rainbows
>>583903572shoulda rolled for red cow insteadshe's generous
>>583904115If you cannot sleep in such position, it just means you don't trust your trainee enough to loose yourself in her presence.You should be more comfortable with her around and let any worries and doubt disappear from your mind in those situations, she would never hurt you or do anything wrong to you.
>>583904376I didn't back read so I missed that, most likely stole it from somewhere or reposting an old one again if I had to guess though
>>583904204We know V
>>583904376no timestamp no real
>>583904449spam rainbowsnever rest
>>583904505>only good for Arima Kinen>not very strong in any other race>still nearly dumped 30k into her because of how ungodly hot she isDaiwa is dangerousDANGEROUS
>>583904376there have only been 2 real ones in the history of /uma/
>>583904490I can't really ignore stamina tho right?
>>583904449train sprinters lel
>>583903572we keep telling you bwo
shut up anonyou're not funny
>>583904823Yeah I amI'm the best
I think you're pretty funny for your age anon...
>>583904823whatever anonchama
>>583904737well you didnt ask for a good uma, just an UF one
>>583904725Which ones?
>>583904905god i wish curren would groom me
>>583904823posts with finemo attached mean absolutely nothing to me
>>583904905Okay I'll shut up
Swan Stakes this Sunday!
>>583904505I wanted to, but Spooky Doto ALSO stole all my carats without ever showing up, so I had none left and needed to save for precious Rob Roy.>>583904774Shut UP!
Ugh...
mares...
I should do something about that
>>583905001many think this
>>583904958Ok now asking for a good Arima uma, I feel like I'm missing something when playing GC
>>583904505>>583904976Crazy I want to pull for these 2 but saving pulls for daily legend races instead4.5 anni is Christmas Daiwa5.5 anni is Blaze Brian
>>583904505i put in a cheeky tenner and got the boots, thats all i was willing to toss in for a dickpull that id only use as an outfit swap on the og daiwa.
Mold...
>Dober[-]
Dober? I don't even know'er
>>583904964the Daiwa tribute during MANT and the Curren one from a few weeks ago
Is this a boyuma?
>>583905852Wolfuma
>>583905263the same except 18 stam sparks and all your cards have to be MLB tachyon SSR, MLB kitasan SSR, MLB fine motion SSR, SSR light hello, MLB SSR CB or Teio or oguri, MLB maruzensky. Run has to be full of rainbows and you will need to press stamina on summer if you're below target stamina
>>583905852don't call curren that
Mambo is my favourite uma but I would never join mambo
>>583905187i wanna fuck her roommate
>>583905852yaeno muteki 2.0 is a boyuma, yes.
>>583905852this doesnt feel like a real uma, it's like i asked chatgpt to give me rulership's sister 20 times in a row
what the fuck
>>583905213if I had Santa Biwa and Hishiama they would be max bond, holy shitTHEY ARE WASTED ON YOU ANON GIVE THEM TO MEEEEEEEE
>>583904376You should be guessing the club, not if it's real or not.
Mommy Spe...
>>583906278cafe getting absolutely jigglemogged
Have raw sweaty sex with umas.
>>583906451>eatingfatco nyo...
>>583906451I can see the fattiness from the thumbnail
>>583906493But what if a sudden pregnancy impacts her racing career?
>trainer ability will now last 12 mins instead of 1 hour
>>583906593WHAT THE FUCK IS TRAINER ABILITY?!??!?!
Bancho is so fucking cool....
everytime i see spe's face i get huge cute aggressioni need to squish that round face, kiss it, pat her head
>>583906690when umas are always suspiciously interested in you
>>583906690Paid cheats
holy fuck what a productive day just threw out so much garbage can finally buy new cute clothes
>>583906593
>>583906593>12 minutes>cost lowered to 1/5 of the originalI don't see any problems
Umamusume know if they are masculine or feminineWhy else would some call themselves kings or queens
>>583906690You activate a magic seal on your hand and force your uma to do whatever you say.
>>583906717I love it when she yells "BEAST MODE!"
>>583906593the absolute state of paypiggus
>>583906750Show daddy the clothes later?
>TT team>Average score is like 960k >Late Rickey is lowest earner on average>Change her to front Rickey >Almost always MVP 70k points>Average score still 960k Game is fucking with me
Is Brian a boy uma or an uma for boys? You know like a cool dinosaur toy.
>>583906880For now even f2p have enough to use it btwThey will probably add more abilities so you are forced to pay though
>>583906750Post your cute new panties sis
check out this creek!!!!!8* pwr 4* sprint 2* turfnot gonna be too picky about the pink on creekcan also use this for GP purposes. pretty cool>>583906893how
>>583906948She's a sex uma
When am I supposed to make TT umas? When this cm starts you have to make parents for the next, and it keeps looping like that
>>583906925>Late Rickey
>>583906725I wanna squish her too
>>583907050This is my rickey from CM18 or something, late rickey was top tier
>>583907105stop I'm getting jealous
sex with doto posters
>>583907045First week of a new scenario.
>>583905886>Run has to be full of rainbows and you will need to press stamina on summer if you're below target staminanta but that's what I'm missing. I have kita/creek/fine/tachyon/lh/maru all at mlb or equivalent (maru/fine/lh are at 3lb), but alas I'm not getting triple rainbows. If I had just 4 triple rainbows senior year I could cap speed and probably power too, on Bobot. Alas.
>>583907019You know how
>>583907105belly a bit too fattits probably too granny tier, otherwise looking alright
>>583907259How much TE are you going getting before summer 2?
>>583905950if I weren't happy in my club I'd join Mambo, Mambo is cool
>>583907343gayfaggot too
>>583907343>looking alrightdo ai bros just goon so hard they forget what the original character even looks like in favor of whatever is making their dick the hardest at that moment
>>583907421I like a bit of meat, just not FATI like big tits, just not hitomi tier>>583907457>hur dur AIare we going to pretend that fan art is ALWAYS accurate to whatever the source is? lol?
>>583907305be a fucking man for once in your life and say it right here.you're lucky I'm entertaining you in the first placenow...goon.
>>583905950Mambo isn't even Mambo club's favorite uma
>>583907409Actually same, and when if i was bored, i would leave Mambo to see their Dahby recruit posts
NUnity or GL for debuffers?
>>583907393as much as I can. I do 3 songs only until Senior Summer, when you get access to the +10 TE songs, so I dump all my coins like a motherfucker in the hopes of getting both the +10s. I'm usually +15 at the end of Classic Year, and on good runs I get +45 TE going into Senior Summer. Once I got +50, but then summer didn't have any rainbows, because fuck you, that's why. I'm sure part of the reason I'm not seeing UF is my inadequacies as a toreina, but it does feel like I've had an unfortunate RNG streak lately.
>>583907696unity
>>583907409I would join Dacchis if my club ever implodes
>>583907542any good fanart should be, also it's quite easy to assume something that looks like shit came out of someone's ass
>>583907542BBW can be great when done right, but I'm not really into blob monsters.
nobody even likes mambo
ASS Groove
>>583907553Then add me back
>>583907850Many are saying this
I say I would love to join Mambo but I would NEVER actually join Mambo
So now that Arima is over who are torenas mutating this time?
>>583907827>but I'm not really into blob monsters.no one in their right mind should be, but to each their own I guess.
Natie or Vivlos? I like the both buuuut
>>583907984me and him
>>583907827blob monsters are good for crushing and overwhelming suffocation, but not as good to look as bbws
>>583907984Why aren't umas heavy as shit because of how dense their muscles are since they're strong as horses. Do not say it's magic
>>583907984Jordan wouldn't do this
>>583907998biblos
>>583907998Just use a selector for both
>>583907998get both or drop Bamboo Memory. Or believe that both of them come home to you in 200 pulls total
>>583907998Vivlos imo
>>583907719I forgot. Did they fix the issue where you can't see the hint symbol?
>>583907972mambwo...
>>583908201>drop Bamboo Memoryno i like her and i lack short distance umas
I love gamba card
>>583907986
[-]
>>583907986>Arima is overI haven't even trained my aces bwo
>>583908326wide boy gamba
>>583908347
I feel it may partially be due to my deck but LORD is Inari One's career just painful to run.She ends up with middling stats each time.
>>583908187>>583908246What's so good about her apart from... you know...
I was in Mambo once
>>583908262What issue? Unity trainings just randomly give hints, that's separate from your card hints
I wish I had never joined Mambo.It's actually one of the nicest clubs here, I wanted to live in the illusion it wasn't
>>583908437No you weren't
>>583908437I'm sorry that happened to you
>>583908519mambro...
>>583903431Wonder if we'll ever be able to do anything with all of these shoes.Even if you had 50 trainees that used mediums for potential thats only like, 5k max
>>583908374exactly, it's so over
I don't actually like Mambo, I only joined for the quotaless A+ gibs
What are they scheming?
>>583908519MAMBOMAMBOHACHIMI MAMBO
>>583908347why does it have to ruin nice images
>>583908427She has the most powerful imouto career events in the game. her imouto game is unmatched>t. played her career
>>583907954scantily clad wife in compromising positions...
>>583908519Woah we're almost neigh bours
>>583908519Mambwo...
>>583908595that's why I request sashes instead now
/uma/ club has two ex mambros now
>>583908427She would eat all your Dubai chocolate
can anyone report how the experiment is going?
>-< teehee~
>>583908595Potential 6 and 7.
they need to add Fatco to this
>>583908794hishi on my face
>>583908845the club sofa is pretty much unusable now
joining mambo as a curren poster must be like visiting paris as a jap
>>583908860Don't cut my life into pieces...
Vivlos is forever tainted and you know it
>>583908930Haha, this anon wants a he/she on his face.
>>583908824mambo has two ex /uma/ clubbers
>>583908845She's hitting on danchou but I think danchou is taken, oblivious, or asexual
>>583909059Proof?
>>583908845reformed and ready
>>583908845>asking for misinformation from the curren clubBrave
>>583908980gently kissing tamasexing tamamarrying tamachildren making tamahappy family life tamahappy life tamahappy getting old tama
>>583908980i don't car
>>583908531I was though, only an ex-mambwo could have a picture of the danchou memorial race...>>583908547Mambo and mambwos are nice
None of the umas are tainted if you're sane and go outside.
bricked has at least two ex-mambwos
>>583908845
>>583908845I recognize that wave
>>583908845Why are they only on 205, isn't that a bit embarrassing?
>>583908437i tried to join mambo through the thread then accidentally got poached by another club
>>583909230I WHEEZED
>>583909280mambwo nyo...
>>583909221>tainted by Dubai
I bet Umama has a very cute cock
>>583909280Futamusumebwo...
>>583909238watch yourself mambro
Im running Mambo for my cm 20 ace
>>583909125I made it the fuck up
>>583909385
>>583908980I've never understood this mentality>if bad person X like uma Y, Y uma is taintedNope. Couldn't give less of a shit. My favorite umas are my favorite umas and I don't care if some disgusting subhuman toddling scumsucker also likes her. Because in my eyes, she is perfect no matter what
>>583908980Have you seen an actual horse?They are awfulIf the existence of something bad could make something good related to it bad, then everything would be bad and nothing would be worthwhile in this world
the club list in the OP was sabotaged btw, it was probably from a V made thread
>>583909485>Couldn't give less of a shityou mean you COULD give less of a shit
>>583908980which uma arent tainted
>>583909385>>583909470holy aura loss unc
>>583909579Just another day
>>583909485Okay Hayashi
>>583909579what does it matter, no one looks at it and only becomes aware of it when the current club standing poster post
>>583909485It's more about an uma you know nothing about getting tainted and ruined
>>583909537>Have you seen an actual horse?yes, ridden them for hundreds of hours>they are awfulno, they are great. Sure, sometimes they act like 950lb toddlers throwing a temper tantrum, but they're awesome anyway. And mares can be particularly sweet.
>>583909537>vivo poster>absolute dog shit postwhy does this happen so often
>>583909485the people have forgotten
>>583908845She's jealous of one of the officers and is going to try and take their spot
>>583909730Miku is not an ""object""
>>583909470https://youtu.be/G6CbxbB6kjc?t=4I thought it was Red's voice...
>>583909730>this is why, logically speaking your wife is pure while his wife is a slutunbelievably, unfathomably based
>>583909785K**** nyo...
If you become the main person associated with an uma, you don't have to be worried about others tainting her image, because that image will be yours.
>she
>>583909579I didn't notice that gomen, I'm gonna nap now though, will fix it when I'm up if it won't be fixed
>>583909968just because you post an uma doesn't mean I associate them with you nonce
>>583909941Wait is there something to this I just made it the fuck up
>>583909730That other fan? Me.
>>583909579So Umama is going to /Uma/Club next month if he's still seething this much about them
Who are the umas for ass men?
>>583909968I actually just imagine you as an obese jrpg player not Fine Motion
>>583910051If he joins /uma/ club again Im leaving for mambo
>>583909652Just pointing it out, schizo had a melty here >>583840896 and the club list was modified the thread after that>>583910006Thank you>>583910051Don't know about all that, I just don't like our resident retard sabotaging stuff because he's off his meds
>>583910051Part of the deal was if Umama can show that he's reformed by joining Dacchis without getting kicked, Allen will take him back
>>583910006oh wait nvm I don't have the rentry edit codehope that anon fixes it though
>>583910104Curren
>>583909786Umas are objects, like all women
>>583909629
>>583910104McQueen
>>583909786i objectify her so she is
What determines an uma's breast size?
>>583910159 me>>583910143I'll look for the old rentry when I wake up if nobody fixes it by then, gomen too tired from waging
>>583910154Considering there is already erp in this very thread they failed>>583907553
>>583910283If we knew then they'd all be over 85cm
>>583910283my desire for her
>>583910159>>583910293There's no code he added a different rentryhttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistThis is the correct link
>>583909667I can smell them anytime they are being transported nearbyThey are the worst
>>583909730I think every uma deserves a version of this in case a schizo pops up for the favorite uma of any anon in this general
>>583910380devious
>>583910380ooh ok, phoneposting sucks so I didn't bother going to old threads to look for itI'll save that post and fix it for other threads if nobody fixes it by thenthank you
>>583910143I personally do not even look at the op but good luck in the fight I guess
>>583910401scrumbled puppetshe angi
Fucking hell
>>583910457how butthurt do you have to be to do this
>>583910457That's genuine mental illness if I ever saw it
>>583910380>>583910293yeah the sabotaged link has uppercase "I"s instead of the Ls in "global"
>>583908991i mean... that wouldn't be too bad if he/she has a nice ass, right?
>>583910546yeah I see it now....god so annoying
>>583910495What is wrong anon?
this is the uma for highly melanated people men
>>583910681That's the most white coded uma of them all
>>583910661I feel like I just got slapped in the face... with a heavy wallet...
>>583910459It was only 3 threads old so at least the OP wasn't messed up for a long time
>>583910186she's cranky because falco stole her snacks
>>583910457actual schizo
is this why people pretend to like ugly umas, so they get associated with them by default?
>>583910457What even is this
>>583910713umama looks like this btw
>>583910681Which uma is for the vitamin D deficient?
>>583910929Cafe
>>583910143>>583910575his point that there was "no password" is also retarded by the way. it's always had a password exactly to prevent stupid shit like this happening from the first day
umama will never been in /uma/ club again
>>583910929Gold Ship
>>583910406I love the way horses smellespecially when they've been sweating and working hard for (You)horses are great
dancho password locked the #cocktober channel.......
>>583910724A lot of rural places also do equestrian stuffYou can be broke and still have experienced a horse
>>583910929
>>583910969I doubt it, allen has proven to be one of the larget cucks on here and would be willing to take anything up the ass if it helps his little club
>>583910828YesFor example I know exactly who 90% of the thread is thinking about when they see picrel
>>583910835the rentry link for the club list, our local schizo modified it because he couldn't edit the last one and was butthurt at /uma/club>>583910963yeah not too surprising, he's not exactly the brightest
>>583911064he'll have a second civil war if he does, this month was rough enough already
>>583911113pretty easy to think about top road when you post a picture of her retard
>>583910850>ywn eat Helios' vomitwhy even live?
why do you think I advocated for using the counter bake way back when he bakedjust fucking listen next timeyou're all retarded for thinking "who cares it's just a bake" back thenno one is trying
>>583911015To each their own, I suppose
>>583911151yeah surely THIS time it'll happen
>>583911054No anon you don't understand... But I'm glad you asked... whale decks...sugoi ne...
>>583911201duhhh I'm one of you guys now seeshut the fuck up
>>583911192STOP PRETENDING V DIDN'T WIN
I haven't made any aces. I didn't even make any parents. Maybe I should just skip this CM entirely.
>>583911251Larc will be betterSkip GM
>>583910828>ugly umasugly doko?
I think bloomers should be banned
>>583911317what even is there to win? I haven't signed up to be on the mailing list, so I don't get the latest updates on their little squabble
>>583911375there's still time. You can probably make an Open League set of aces and win plenty of carats (relatively speaking). It won't be as good as getting 2nd in B finals, but it's something.
>>583911413Some guys delude themselves into thinking Dream journey is attractive.Idk what the "it's not easy being green" guy's actual opinion on Air Messiah is
>>583910828nobody posted ryan though
>>583911279get help
Which /uma/ club came the closest to ever imploding? How did it recover?
>>583911512Genuinely feels like a gaslight when people call Dream Journey ugly, shes insanely cute
Care for some squid?
>>583911549ironic
>>583911616UmaooNo idea
>>583911512dont shay that...
>>583911616/uma/ club next month
>>583911616>closestonce you go past the event horizon there is no returnbut to answer your question uma&co when they made their club discord the first time
ts umahh is fugly as fuh
I love cryers
>>583911631Honestly while some dudes have agreed it's mostly 1 guy (me) bringing her up when people mention ugly umas. It's not a gaslight but my actual opinion that she's the ugliest uma design.>Even uglier than __???Yes>>583911741ugly fucking granny slug
>>583911909I also agree with you that she's hideous
>>583911616I still have no idea how autis/uma/ survived after losing 9 members. And all their new recruits were from here too [/spoiler]I checked[/spoiler]
>>583911681now defend sabotages
>>583911631she has an unfortunate face card desu>>583911512I think the main appeal of dorija is rapeable she is. A petite frame smaller than even furawa's? It is kind of a chud's dream because that is the one archetype that their fat obese bodies can realistically overpower and force themselves onto
>>583911454UGH! BLOOMERS!
>>583911631cute is something you say when you know anything of substance can't be used.
>>583911989nice spoiler gwo
>>583911989how do people mess spoiler tags up this day in age
>>583911989Eh fuck I messed up the spoiler tag. You can laugh at me
>[/spoiler][-]
>>583911631>People disagreeing with my opinion? MUST BE GASLIGHTING FAGS!Why are libtards like this?
>>583911730They're not on the club list so they must have imploded
>>583912132
I started this game because I wanted to pull for Dream Journey and now Im finding out I apparently have the same tier of taste as the Ryanfag..
>>583907337wtf is thatmeat stew with whole garlic cloves?
>>583912197No, they changed their name2Maヤヤヤ or something
>>583912250Be honest about what you like bro. Just because i think the uma you life is ugly doesnt mean my taste is better than yours. Plenty of people think my favorites arent pretty.
My favorite dog breed? Dober*ugh*men...
>>583912381>third or fourth rebrand>haven't recruited here since their original danchou leftyeah i see why they were removed
managed to use up my last borrow just now before reset award clanking
>>583912381They changed it to that, then after to MuripalsNow they were removed because their last recruitment post was from ages ago
>woke up 5 mins before resetmy inner clock has been completely umafied
>>583912551Not surprising, while scrub and friends posted, most of the time members came from old gbf players. The thing that's shocking is that there's still that many left.
>>583912538>>583912551Avoided implosion by no longer being /uma/ thenPyrrhic victory
me when there is a laisu emote in my club chat
MEN LOST
divorced aunty jumpscare
>>583912963I'll never post another rice emote ever again
Can someone post their Runaway Ace Suzuka/Palmer? Would like to see a general idea of what I'm supposed to build to win and not sacrifice.
>>583912996why is she touching her crotch in the first picture?
>>583912996MILLIONS OF SPERM INSIDE OF DOBER'S FERTILE UMANKO
>>583913038Hueeeeeh
>>583912949Oh so /uma/ club is next
>>583912963Thought only I did thatthat aiiieee is so cute
>>583912996>"men lost">touching her crotch>showing weakness>blushing>heart emoji
>>583913409what did I miss?
halleluuuuyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaleleluyaaaaaaaaa
>>583912949That club died so fast it felt like they weren't even /uma/. No struggle, just death. I'm guessing they went back to /jp/, umaoo is originally /jpuma/ anyway.
What am I in for
I want to smell Almond Eye's shoes
>>583913762Voyeurism
>>583913762
>>583913031sex
>>583913762your dirt CM ace
>>583913762uma stan dispenser
>>583914036shes R*ce's roommate I'll never respect her
>>583913762buddies in crimedivine intervention
Tomorrow you will get... ONE ENTIRE STATUE! Of the thousands you need to 5 star a single uma! Are you happy torena?? You rike?
>>583912963tap tap tap
>>583914036she's Rice's roommate I'll have sex with both of them
>>583913158Here you go bro
>>583914369>just triple rainbow every turn
>>583914036She's Rice's roommateRice always has good company
>>583914159Tracen decides the roommates bwoyou think Shakur is WILLINGLY trapped with a murderous psychopath?
>>583914476unironically yeah that's this game in a nutshell
>>583913762loopa
>>583914496she signed, she's willing
>>583914369WHATS THE SPARKS?
>>58391474215 stam 3 power
Evil doto is one of my favorite /uma/ memes
>>583914862it's trve THO
>>583914862it's not a joke man she's dangerous. someone's gotta stop her
visit tomacowmai
Sex with brown
Hello.
>>583915279Hi!
Most evil umas?>Meisho Doto>Rice ShowerAnyone else?
>>583915491sakura chiyono o
>>583915491dream journey
After seeing those suzukas I've come to terms with the fact that maybe I'm just a bad trainer
>>583914263
>>583915491curren chan
>>583915681plap plap plap
>>583915702oops sorry I thought you said "Most cute umas?"
>>583915656It's just scenario highrolling but I guess you also have to know how to manage these highrolls
>>583914535I hate it
>>583915656you need but look at bad suzukas to feel better, and there's a higher chance you'd match with them than the strong ones
>>583915231Is she famous for anything other than her tits?
>>583914369>literal perfection
>>583915018She's not dangerous, just really horny and can't get any relief
>>583914951sextype
RUN
>>583916036something is probably wrong with you if you get sexual satisfaction out of beating people up or otherwise just being an asshole for fun.
>>583914369I have this deckyadaI'm bad I don't know hot to playhowIt's not like I didn't play god fucking knows I played bweeeeeeeee
Light Hello is my favorite piece of fuck meat
>>583915831No plapping!
Shakur's mom should have beaten her ass instead of hugging her and loving her and giving her gifts, look at how she turned out
>>583914369if I did that I would have 500 less stats, 300 less SP, and 3 chains would not have finished
>>583914862>meme
... golshimanko?
>>583916828You wouldnt a goldshi
>>583915702>>583915873someone post that curren "scary onee-chan" comic
>>583914369>suzuka does not even need Restless because she has MANTblazerthen I guess Maruzensky speed SSR is just a brick? Why did I pull? You told me it was good, /uma/...
>>583916520You press the button no matter what support is or isn't on it.If supports are not on the button, then the run is going to be worthless no matter what you do.Eventually one day the supports will be on the button every time you press it.
>>583916940>mantblazer on longMaruzensky is for the normal fronts you're raising for LoH and as additional team members on CMs and lasts 3 scenarios.
>>583917087I fell for the Dominator (Large) joke again, I need to fix my retardation...
saigemusu propagating the "yaeno and bamboo look the same" propaganda on their new pakatube vid. day ruined. who the fuck do they think they are? who even are these people. no one's ever heard of no 'sakura chiyono o' or 'super creek'. just some bullshit.
THIS TWISTED GAME NEEDS TO BE RESET!
>>583914369>>583914369holy fuck HOW? this is the best i've managed to scrape up so far and she's basically guaranteed to be dead in the water
>>583917353you need fine motion to highroll in this game
>>583917353finemo is an insane roam card that adds TE to literally any training she's on, not just witshe makes a huge difference on highrolls
>>583917347>titty monsters>and Chiyo
Fuck dude, my parents are still not ready.
>>583917353One thing
>>583917439>>583917441but /uma/ said no one uses finemo???
>>583917493bwo CM is due tomorrow
>>583917634NOBODY said that, even /uma/ isnt that retarded
>>583917634Why would the like to you like that?
>>583917634whereshow me one single post saying that in the past 10 threads
>>583917684You weren’t here 6 months ago
>>583916520>>583917353It's still not exactly easy to hit, but I did have a lot more luck with 3-2 than 2-1-2, got UF4 in two runs, first one being an unremarkable UG6. Other than that I've been doing Suzuka runs almost nonstop inbetween breaks to get my other aces done, and only finally hit this Suzuka after 2 weeks of runs on and off, after dozens of tries and 3 dead in the water fast learner runs.
>>583917797>anon read an oguripost 6 months ago that bricked him foreverholy shit the disinfo meme is real
>>583917797The FineMo/Kawakmi banner gaslights have done irreperable damage to some people's accounts
every single reputable guide said to reroll MLB FM on day 1 and save the rest of the carats to MLB Kitasan on her first bannerI think we should kill every newfag that couldn't follow such simple instructions
>>583917684endchuds always laugh at me for pulling finemo instead of C.B though...
>>583917915All those guides said Creek was Fine too.
where my jiggers at?
>>583917875This, really showing who’s new here and who isn’t
>>583917684Never underestimate /uma/Though, FineMo/KawaPri was not a very good bannerFineMo is a perfectly Fine card
>>583918042I was doing my best trying to convince people to roll on the best wit card in the game....
>he has no finemo>he still skips the finemo/kawakami banner
>>583918005>rerolled for Creek>ended up using her only on long CMs(which barely exists) after URAgrim
I simply used tickets, luckshit and selectors to MLB finemo early on but I still don't highroll like that
>>583917915I rerolled for CreekI didn't reroll for KSB on her bannerI skipped FineMo x Kawakami and MLB'd CreekYour first real wit card has to be Ramonu and you will have a whale deckFine Motion is cuter as an uma anywayEven though not having Finemo in your account means you play on hard mode for 2 scenarios it pays off at the end.
rednu was correct about telling to save for fine mo maruzensky banner
>>583918005creek was fine because you get to borrow fine moshe's kinda useless for miles and sprints but those are not statline heavy, so you'll get by with cope options easy
>>583918310this, the kawakami banner was skippable but the SMaru/FM banner was insane value
>>583912250PO'ed her figures already
>>583918268I only got my MLB FineMo while rolling for Brian Power/Air Groove Wit, and now I have Air Groove Wit
>>583918310400 in and I got insane value with lb3 of both
>carat est 58800 on 2nd annihaha im gonna have to fill in another job application arent i
>>583918310that nigga is dead
milk...
>>583918570the snacking....
>>583918570Theres been nothing to roll on since the start of mant what have you been doing with your carats
>You need to pull Tachyon speed to be able play Grand Live! It's a must pull>*AFKs Grand Live despite being a full time umatuber*What did he mean by this?
>>583918782>>583918570no snacking
>>583918859to be fair being afk during GL clanking is the right play
>>583918570this the mfer in the thread talking about his cheeky tenners
>>583918859And he was right
>>583916368>style E
there should be a rarity above SSR
>>583918293Everyone that rerolled day 1 for MLB FM also has MLB Creek and Kitasan before the year ended broWe all have 120k carats and 3 SSR crystals for Ramonu and your style wit of choice by now
>>583919086what likeUGR?
>>583919146USSR...waitmaybe not
>>583919262Me, Currenposters and Falcoposters
>>583919262me as curren
>>583919118prove itpost deck + carat stash + umanko
>>583918742
nonnies~
>>583919262>falco leaving the cuck chairfuck off. you just deleted the entire reason shes relatable.
>>583919397but they're the same people.
>carat/ssr discussion[-]so braindeadI just roll what I need, simple asannoying af god huadegiujkhsegrduihjsgfr
>>583919521fuji kiseki would be anti-AI
HOLY FUCK end spe is no joke2nd attempt at making one with barely any skills and she obliterated a UF4 front with a crazy statline
>>583919760post a room here don't play with shitters
>>583918742my favorite drink
>>583919760love seeing Maru still getting played
>>583919262_ ____ ______
>>583919663stop being mean, please
>>583919884im never MEANJENB ARFNA NANANSZsorry you triggered me
>>583919972This is not reformed and ready
ph my god im so sad gonna lay why why why is it because he's asleep i just want to hang oiuit im GONNA CRYY maybe just uma in bed and god shut up youre souf cjkkkkkkkk LOUD ok just chill can do cm21 runs now it'll be fun
>>583918816As far as I could remember>sparked for uma Kita and im afraid to repeat it on CB>cheeky tenner on Satono Diamond that worked out>1 scout ticket on ballroom seiun>50-60 for muteki>cheeky tenner on cheerlead natie that worked out>65 pulls on Ines because I didn't want to skip derby winners>30-40 pulls on Palmer>sparked for wedding curren and 1 dupe of wedding finemo>65 pulls for summer Golshi, 80 if we count summer mcqueen spook>lucky daily on bamboo on the day her banner ended>40 pulls on Pearl>sparked Halloween doto>65 pulls on festa>last support card banner i pulled was a total of 400 for mlb tachyon and 2lb helloI have savings, and the previous company I signed up to work at was solely for Uma only. And that company got blacklisted by multiple banks and closed down last month
>>583920134I don't think V is asleep
>>583920134this is way too performative desu everyone can tell youre just skinwalking
>>583920162>I signed up to work at was solely for Uma only. And that company got blacklisted by multiple banks and closed down last monthwhat the fuck
torena-san, you must continue the mejiro bloodline
last minute runs actually giving me some decent horsesmaybe I'll have to rerun Kafe while the rng seeds are good, too
>>583920256I can’t even tell anymore tbqhf
Banchou cute
>>583920256at what point does it stop being imitation and it becomes the real you
>>583920473He's dead, Jim
if i was an uma my name would be Sakura Lowroll...
Special Crumanko
what do I do if I got christmas scarlet but I don't have many front runner cards
>>583920742Jerk off to her big tits
>>583920742tell your doctor you suffer from position dysphoria and get a prescription for position affirming support cards
>>583920742jerk off BEFORE rolling next time
>>583920742you put her as one of your aces in your TT beauty pageant team
>>583920609I don't like that I laughed at this. fuck you.symboli rudolf slap image
>>583920742put her on permanent paizuri duty
please click it
>>583920742piss on your belly
umamusume milk yummy yummy
>>583920937no, I just really really like scarlet>>583920862she'll get mad at me for jerking off before the daily paizuri >>583921162>>583920945maybe I should start making TT umas>>583920894ok this one was pretty funny
the shooting star of doskoinpo...
>>583920162>And that company got blacklisted by multiple banks and closed down last monthA classic in this late stage capitalism
Hello friends!!
>>583921456hey
>>583920336>china branching>forced to use an ai that behaves more like a clunky search engine on an already clunky software to assist customers>and using ai to do 'grading' on your calls so inevitably your pay is gonna get cut because the ai didn't like it when you used a common word that everybody uses in sentencesOn one hand, fuck that company and I'm glad I left beforehand. Just sucks that every jobs available usually has some ai bullshit in them
>>583920742I made a promise to the Three Goddesses, that I I got Christmas Scarlet from 50 pulls, I'd train her for cm20And well, my deck is... Subpar, I guessMy biggest issue is my loopa parents are garbage and the best I got is pretty awful lmao
>>583921217is horse milk good for you?
>>583921456Hello>No Tsuyoshi babuWhere is she?!
>>583921590motherfucker at least you got MLB tachyon
very tiresd wanted to stay uppkn
>>583921456Hello fren
I'm currently in the process of luckshitting a Fast Learner run. Unfortunately there is no way I get enough stamina, groundwork or long S because I'm not an hakuraku neigher so I don't deserve them
>>583921581>anon from IndiaHad to see it to believe it, umazing. Good luck with your job hunting anon.
Post CB propagandaNOW
>NY Haru and TM>Chiyono O>Cheer Kingu and NN>Brian and Seibun>Summer Golshi>Bamboo>Yukino>Festival TamaThese are the choices I made and I own up to them. I respect you sweatlords, but I'd rather be bad at the game if it means I can pull for umas I like.Summer Golshi is the only one I kind of regret.
>>583921672Having Bourbon Wit and mlb Creek make yours way better than mine, Tachyon isn't even big priority for Front Runners, it's my copium
>>583921530Hello!>>583921785Hi!>>583921664I like Namahamu too!
>>583921878I need to be good at the game to pull for umas I like with the cards I pulled and make them run so they can win and I can get more umas I like
>>583921758Fix your sleep schedule
>>583921923damn then I just have shit luck. I've gotten moderately close to perfect scarlets like, 2/6 times since getting her.
Since everyone here is just running one gold recovery, this would be a good CM to bring stam debuffers again
>>583922132IM RUNNING 2 (TWO)!!!!!
>>583922186retard
>>583922132Heheh, I'm running one gold AND 3 whites! CHECKMATE
>>583922132TRY ME FUCKERS
>>583922132not only I'm running 1 gold recovery my aces are understammedif you bring stamina debuffers I'll unironically cry, please only bring dominators
>>583921837Sankyou! I'm an islander though. Uma is the only gacha I'm willing to dedicate to (even if it means no cheating with other gachas). But it's sage mode once CB, Kris S, Gimlet and Ramonu to my account.
>>583922516would you say that you're an... island boy?
>>583922216she looks like she has an exposed nipple in the thumbnaili was disappointed
Good thing I didn't glue it. Only 1 of my cards started their chain
What's with all the players names with @loopa in them? Some new streamer?
It's funny how wide the highrolling gap in GL
>>583922672they are from the loopacord, discord for looping autists
>>583922649Anon, that would be against the rules!
>>583922119With this deck I got a nearly perfect highrollWITHOUT GROUNDWORKSo I'm still trying, but it should be possibleAlso, staring at her cleavage during the concerts gives me life, very good for the body and soul
>>583922730Wait WHAT?an actual good discord? I hate how these are so hard to find i woulda hopped in there ages ago
stop snacking
is it better to buy 5 songs in junior year or save points to cycle through your classic year songs for the sp bonus song
>>583922892fatco is hotter
>>583922882https://discord.gg/Sj7vmfJEM
rolling!
>>583922892Nyo
>>583922882>the "le discords are le bad" is a gaslight promoted by the clubs with discord>especially the only S ranked clubSuspicious...
>>583922216I look like this>>583922238scum
If there's a dedicating looping discord why has there been 0 good new front grandparents on moe or db in the past 3 fucking weeksEveryone and their mom are borrowing that bourbon or maruzen
>>583922882I'm not in there but I'd not get my hopes up anon, it's still a public discord most likely populated by underage SEA players
For late/ends, is it forever Ryan and KH for short distance inherits? Thought there would be more options by now...
>>583922885this is sexual harassment
>>583923070Loopers do not make grandparentsThey loop
>>583923070Because they're keeping the godloops for themselves, duh
>>583922672The LoopGODS clan
>>583922932I always buy as many songs as I can afford and never save except right before Senior Year. I suck at this scenario btw
>>583923145Flower and Bamboo are your other options
>>583922882>good discordHow the fuck did you automatically reach that conclusion? It's just a @VF discord but they don't like @VF, in other words, the channel creators have gigantic ego and their looping parents suck dick.
my trainee keeps calling me a chud
is it greedy of me to use the mod loader to set scarlet's bust to very large instead of the default
>>583923349better than yours
>>583923428post it
>>583923392Greed is a word invented by the poor to hide their jealousy towards the wealthyDo so and enjoy every single pixel
fuark
>>583923428Are they? I think I'm fine with my 100 club point farm.
Nothing wrong with lurking in various communities, information is information. I barely engage with them anyway, just another venue for specific information whenever the need arises.
>>583923349Yeah so much better than what /vg/ provides like>share parents? I dont do that shit and even if I do Im so schizo I'm convinced ill run into you in my CM matches even though that has a .001% chance if happening so ILL NEVER LOWER MY WIN RATES>Game advice? B urself. Oh you want real game advice? Oguri.jpg>now that we got that out of the way. Can we talk about our club thread personalities please?
My husbando is greed+ling...
Smoochies and cuddles?
>>583923662I kneel towards your wisdom, oh Lard Fatco...
Why are 90% of loopfags front players anywayAlmost all good fronts have grooundwork built in now, you'll get gold groundwork via a card in the future, and DD/PP is already on plenty of mid-tier parents, its not that rare
>>583923070Leeches don't only exists in clubs
>>583923004the 'gaslight' in question is just like 2 guys who pop a blood vessel whenever they see the notorious evil app known as discord mentioned.
>>583923685I share parents if I have anything worth sharing, which is rarely
>>583923392noSometimes I play with the swimsuit mod just to see what could have been...
>>583923859because they have played for a year without their skills gwo
>>583923662being in a mukbang discord doesn't count
>>583923943This is what (((they))) took from you... never forget, never forgive
>>583923685At least here you won't get kicked because some troon didn't like how you said you want to have sex with an uma.
>>583923859Even funnier since you DONT WANT dd/pp this CMSo fronts spent an entire year looping only for their first CM in ages where fronts are meta to not even want the shit they were looping
>>583923859to be a looooooper you need to be permanently online and autisticto be a front player you need to be permanently online and autisticthere's a certain overlap
>>583904374Closed the thread after I posted.Sparks are 12 stam, 4 power
>>583923859>every other human (non-front) player>borrows one card and relies on inherited uniques and 1-2 skills to win>...>frontsissy>compensates for their weak style by farming uber parents (they will never get them)>desperately farms parents until the registration day>doomposts on /uma/ because their run missed one of their mandatory 99 wincons>loses anyway
>>583924256is maruzensky better than reddittachyon?
>>583924159actually if you highroll an inner gate and you have dd/pp you overperform any igw/pp front so hard they'll never catch youif you didn't know then it's too late to think about this gamble though
>>583923943God....I want to put this over her christmas alt honestly
>okay nonny, I'll take care of your.. thing>but only because it will keep distracting you from the training session, not because I want it
>>583924359Front players dont exactly like gambling anonIts the point if the style
>>583924423FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>583924439Front is the most gamble heavy style when there are many fronts in a lobby. It's an actual clown fiesta.
>>583924587>>583924587>>583924587have a bwead with fixed clubs
>>583924423I really dont get the appeal of hand jobs You spend decades if your life jerking off, you have a beautiful woman in front if you with a puss, butt, huge tits, mouth, armpit, ALL SORTS of things to stick it in and you just want THEIR HAND??how can you be so absolutely bland?
>>583924658the point is having someone else do it for you...
>>583924393https://files.catbox.moe/fsfs0j.zip
>>583926945I LOVE YOUI LOVE YOU OH MY GOD
>>583924738I thought the point was a handie costs way less
