>Latest patch:https://www.playdeadlock.com/cityneversleeps>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>583944304
Solomon is gonna be a big bell curve hero>roll your face on your keyboard for free AoE damage>nooooo you don't understand you need to setup big combos and have pieces in the perfect position to maximize value>roll your face on your keyboard for free AoE damage
Another thread of subhuman seethe :)
>>583957593Checkmate
How good is solomon?
>>583957674Another thread of tourists who don't play the game seething*
So we're all going to pretend a blue gum monkey is going to save the world instead wishing for a pack of newports and a bottle of hennesy?
Solomon is the most fun character in the game.
Idk why people stay overestimating the “random stat scales off spirit” meme. You need like 200 spirit to equal 1 item; they are all cosmetic
>rem is the only one that talks shit to Solomon about anything. everyone else basically glazes him and shows insanely out-of-character deferenceRem is once again the 4chan-coded, based chud hero.
spooky
Bupkis grenade: Spirit damage aoe and 10% cast range per hero hit on your next ability
>another aoe slop characterim getting so fucking bored of these new heroes already the last 3 better be great man because so far these are the most annoying fucks ever
>>583957740He's gonna wish that no one else gets their wishNot to save the world but out of spite
they will remove the forced movement on the 2 if people use it to troll games
Im terrible laning
So Soloman Aghs is gonna be what, more chess pieces?
DO NOT CAST 2 ON MEDO NOT USE 2 ON MEDO NOT MOVE ME TO THE FUCKING ENEMY TEAMI DONT NEED YOUR HELP CHESS NIGGER
>>583957878That would make him an interesting, flawed character and Western writers could never do that for a black man.
Woke faggots ruin the game
>>583957593Kinda bothers how casually the characters address the end of the ritual, like they are not summoning an end of the world demon
From the last several threads I have determined DOTA players to be the most retarded group on the Internet Congratulations DOTA
>>583957878That is so Reddit that it makes sense the Sweet Baby Inc hero has the most generically Reddit motives.
>>583957818>who is billy
>>583957929Sorry but the pawn must die to protect the king...
what the fucks going on with this game? i stoppd playing just before the city overhaul and now i get framedrops out the ass. i would understand if i had dogshit hardware, but i have a ryzen 7 and a 4050m.
So it looks like Baba was a day one skill issue and she is actually pretty good.
>>583957878Everyone that got their wish cancelled would just kill him lol
Okay think I'm gonna be mid at him even if I think his presentation is cool as fuck>gunThis is launch Doorman's busted ass gun except he also for some reason gets spirit scaling on it???????>1busted ass lane/objective cancer>2Why the fuck does his cleanse lack the "except ultimates" qualifier, like nearly every other fucking cleanse in the game that they systematically went through the past year. This is old dynamo 2 at range which they nerfed for a reason.>3why the fuck does it have Graves ULT T3 UPGRADE on a skill 3 tier 2 upgrade. What the fuck.>4How many fucking reuses? And it stuns each time? And you can just leave it out forever?? Why is every hero so far just objective fight cancer.
>>583957654I'm seeing this too. As soon as he gets near someone he just mashes buttons and they're perma stunned
>20% WRAHYHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHHAHA HAHAH AHAH AH HAHA HAH AHA HAH AHOH MY FUCKING GOD HES SO FUCKING BAD IF YOU GET THIS DUDE ON YOUR TEAM YOU ALREADY LOST THE MATCH ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY LMAOOOOOOOOO
Remember the pirate captain from the Castlevania Netflix series?Solomon wishes he was that guy
Do you guys actually like Deadlock are here just to be mad?
This dude's gonna have a 1% pickrate by the end of next week.Boring ass kit and not even good
>aoe slop spamhere's your high iq high skill hero
>>583958079i didn't watch that woke garbage
>>583958006>ooh ouch you bested me i am so angry that you are just so much smarter
>Castlevania Netflix series?No one watched that
Saw somebody talking about a fairy hero, and that made me think and I'm surprised we don't have a fairy twink hero yet. So here's my pitch:Soot Trickster Fairy archetype. Having him be a paperboy would be kino. Constantly flying but balanced by having his damage scale with how close you are and the falloff is brutal. A mouse-check for enemies. Plays like scout from tf2 or Jetpack-Cat from overwatch. Probably make him fruit-fly or moth themed, with new york grime. >M1)A shotgun blast of fairy dust, similar to drifters m1. >Ability 1) Sunday edition: An arcing skillshot that lobs a newspaper, (also think sandman tf2 baseball) if you land a hit you are given a free dash+movespeed buff and the charge is refilled allowing you to chain together more newspaper throws. Doesn't do that much damage but will be the main source of mobility. Scales with upgrades and extra charge items. >Ability 2) shadow clone. spawns in one or multiple fake npc versions of yourself that when shot or melee'd enough apply a debuff or short stun to an enemy. Basically a fakeout. they could do a bit of damage like a worse guinness turtet. The best counter is to ignore them and position around them. For extra sauce you can spawn them on a creep camp or sinners from distance to fake the noises of sinners/creeps being killed. They have a VERY slight warble/shimmer effect so if you are observant enough you can tell which ones are fake, but in a hectic teamfight it might be a little difficult. (cont 1/2)
So so far we have...autowin team fight ult person number 1autowin team fight ult person 2autowin team fight ult person 3wow so fun great!!!!! let's keep giving characters autowin fucking giant AOE shit on these tiny objectives STOP DOING THIS
>>583958094Lot's of newfags/tourists nowadays with all the new characters.The people who actually like (hate) Deadlock will be back on top in 2-3 weeks time
>>583957983Warden is the only well written character in the game>IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE WORLD
>>583958076Blacks are playing him so that's why
>>583957878It's just confirmed he's doing that for Seven but doing that for everyone would be so funny
>>583958164very organic post by someone that plays the game
>>583958045called it
>>583957654he seems like he can just unga out his pieces however the fuck he wants and throw barriers on teammates and get it to work, only 1 really requires any serious thought
>Shit on Infernus the entire laning phase >Leave lane 5/0/5>Game hits 30 min mark>I am now unable to duel infernus despite being 10 kills up on him and have double his farmWords can not describe how much i hate this retarded m1gger baby character.Literal retard proof auto win lock-in.
>>583958187hes boring as hell bruh
Are Solomon's chess problem reloads legit or just random? Given that they made it 1:1 with his ammo, I can't possibly imagine they actually found a bunch of actual chess problems that match up with every possible starting ammo count he could have after items change it.
Solomon's big stinking bbc flopping around while he floats and bounces on superior cock!
Nurse Harrow is literally going to be the ONLY honest character of this update btw
>>583958157(cont)>Ability 3) enchanted fairy dust: Support tool that gives a decently long lasting movement and jump buff + making floating and airstrafing a lot better. The catch is that because of how strong it is, and how long the buff lasts (a set amount of time) plus the decently long cooldown it has, the gimmick is that you can spread the dust/buff between teammates if you touch them, So if your team rotates smartly they can spread the buff between the entire team, They can either choose to have the buff all at once in a teamfight by touching as many teammates as possible, or have it last a lot longer by passing the buff off to another teammate as soon as it's going to expire on themselves, rinse and repeat. (honestly this and ability 4 could be swapped depending on which one is stronger) >Ability 4) ULT: Transform. Soot can transform into any/most of the creeps/towers in the game that he can see, with the ults cooldown depending on what he transforms into. >lane Creep: Shortest ult cooldown, used for stealth/getting behind guardians and other enemies. Transforms your icon into one of the creep blips for the duration. Damage is that of a creep until you come out of transformation.>Jungle creep: Zero icon except if someone pings you, probably most going to be used for ambushes>Gaurdian: slow movement speed and beam, used for high 1 target damage/bullet sponging, long cooldown. Turns into guardian blip on map.>Walker: Almost non existent movement (maybe just a little bit. Longest cooldown, creates big AOE) Also changes blip to a walker. Imagine ratting a walker and then immediately disguising as it to stun people off the zipline for a gank, lmao.
>Solomon threatening to waste HIS wish to cancel out Seven'skek why'd no one else think of doing this to someone they hate.
>>583957674haha, they really are subhuman aren't they
>>583958094It's like these people think there aren't old black people in New York right now playing chess
>>583958267Wow it's like one cheap item makes him useless
>>583958076Baba's winrate went from 30 to 50Give it time
>>583958207>confirmedthat is not what confirmed means at all
>>583958207Wise mystic chess player who only wants a wish so he can cancel out any retarded wishes the other ritualists make is actually a cool idea Sorry not sorry
>>583958125chess is literally aoe spam the game thoughever
Now im REALLY curious what Violet's "creative" tag means if Solomon is like this
>>583958094/pol/tards exist just to seethe
>>583958267>>Leave lane 5/0/5>>Game hits 30 min markYou are supposed to lose for this
>his pieces block bullets and are invincibleThis just feels unnecessary
>>583958349someone made a comic about that, I think it was Lash fucking up Bebop's wish and wishing Miss Shelly had cancer againfunny to see that you can probably actually do that
no wonder they pre-emptively nerfed sinclair imagine him getting a queen every 70 seconds
>>583958209Yes I just got out of a match sorry anon Im tired of Aoe Slop vs AoE Slop on 2 inch objectives this match was painful it was just urr explosion on rift urr lashes everyone uhhh im the king of the rats baby! (aoe resists everyone) the only reason we won was because bebop was a literal piece of amoeba
i hope he gets a convo later on with someone that points out how stupidly non-committal he is
deathball meta is killing my boy dwiftah and im pissed off about it
>>583958452This sounds like it should be Kelvin's motivation, not random chess nigger.
>>583958094Culture warriors come every so often to do their thing then get excited for next product
neat voice line stuff>he calls Baba, Yaga, which we all knew but its nice to have confirmation even if she's hilariously non-slav>confirms Rem was dreamed up by a women like we all figured, probably haze>waiting on an old friend from soviet russia, probably Raven the hero labs russian spy character
Solomon is cool, I'll probably play him once people move on
Why wouldn't I max ult first for Bebop and rush Lightning Scroll?
I have no fucking idea on how to play chess
>>583958267>double Infernus' farm>don't have dispel or juggRETARD>>583958585Kelvin already has a motivation he doesn't remember fucking anything about his expedition that killed him and his entire crew you retard
>>583958523they realized Sinclair was going to be completely busted with every one of the new heroes because they all have insane ults
>>583958585One doesn't exist out of spite for white people
So how are you mean to fight him in lane at all.
>>583957957i report all tards who even have the slightest chance of getting banned. i even convince the enemy team to report people like so you get muted mid game
>chess character>but doesn't have an overarching goal or 4D plan and is just enjoying lifeIt's a good twist fuck you guys
>>583958662me neither, it's just peasant shit anyway from when fun wasn't invented yet
>>583958774you don't :)
>>583958339>twink mothmanNah fuck off with that gay shit
>heroes in 2024>lassos you and pulls you>heroes in 2026>PRESS 4 to MOVE 90000% FAST AND GIVE TEAM WIDE BARRIER AND EXPLODE EVERYONE IN A 30 LIGHTYEAR DISTANCE AND GAIN 49999999 SPIRIT DAMAGE FOR 9.5 QUINTILLION EONS
>>583958585Solomon and Baba are both old people who are perfectly content with their lives, they're actually the perfect characters for this idea
>>583958264(2)'s strength and skillcap is invuln through skillshots.
>>583958761>i-is that a white man who was evil HELP ME IM BEING GENOCIDED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYou aren't even white Juan why are you so upset.
if I get solomon on my team in ranked threaten to afk sidelane and soft int the game unless they swap. it’s worked twice already. not gonna deal with these nigger lover tourists
Holiday farting and twerking
>playing solomon>see Miku Guinness set up a wall>hit 2 on her and send her over itThis shit is hilarious
>>583958405>You NEED to item select for this character depiting being better than the actual monkey piloting himNah, i'm good.>>583958485Original thought.Anymore stunning and brave advice?>>583958672Whatever makes you sleep better at night Infernus bab.
that was fast
Let's see the motivations of OG heroes before the redditification>vindicta>remove racism>grey talon>remove racism>pocket>remove evil corpoYup, certified kino
Match "quality" today is completely awful
Why are people sweatier in standard than ranked? Such a raped playerbase
>>583958939>Nah, i'm good.I'd beg to differ.
How the fuck do you faggots not know how to play chess, this shit is taught at kindergarten
>>583957593I really, really like Haze. Her characterization is growing on me. I started out being ambivalent or negative towards her. Her voice kind of sounded like a tranny to me at first, like the actual transgender character from Apex Legends. But I've adjusted, and now that I know she's not black and I've heard all her old and new interactions, she's continued to grow on me.I like Haze a lot. I like Haze about as much as I thought I would like Vindicta, but Vindicta actually really, really sucks. Terrible accent.
>>583958939>mass reply to cope about not being a retardEnjoy Seeker, retard
>>583959026Vindicta's is kill people and Grey Talon's is kill people
hmm
>Yakub led to Deadlock beating TF2's peak playercountkneel
>>583958094we are getting raided by /v/ tourists who are in turn enabling euroids (but really rusnigs) to chimp out as well
Alot of you will need thishttps://youtu.be/FFzTFhjdbGA
>>583958339>twink mothmanRAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!
*saves the update*
>>583959065her VA is actually trans btw
I think it's interesting that the first three characters unlocked are the three more archetypical New Yorker types. You've got the elderly Nana who's on her bench that feeds the birds, the filthy Vermin character that's rightfully shunned by society for how he looks and the Rat King.
>>583958908You aren't black
>>583958897yeah it's like Dynamo 2 except you can't bring people with you
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Solomon feels pretty difficult to play. He's like Sinclair where his abilities become a lot easier to hit if you're above the opponents. Takes a bit to reposition your pieces if the battlefield moves arount too much. Also elevation kind of fucks him over. I wonder if he'll be the most complicated new hero or if Violet will compete with him
>>583959046son of yakubs disciple...
>>583958795So what happens when a 5 stack reports you and convinces the other team to do so as well?
>every reload and different ammo count is a different opening / board state>Max ammo is the bong cloud openingThis guy is full of SOUL
I really, really like Paradox. Her big booty is growing on me.
>>583959163there's only one king...
>>583959132Literally no proof
Going to throw games and talk like a dindu and theres nothing they can do cause I'll be black :)
>>583959182so Rem was born from Haze's imagination hence why he says that and why Rem calls Haze his mom, and even reiterates like "you are my mom, though">>583959032speaking of sweaty...
>>583959147No you're right. I'm white, I'm just not incredibly insecure nor do I shitpost about a game I don't even play.>>583959182Haze dreamt up Rem, nigga. Read between the lines.
>>583959001look at the name
>>583959065I'm a big fan of haze as a character due to all the neat talks she's gotten, however I fucking hate her cancer rat ambush bullshit gameplay and I hate the subhuman FPS monkey russians that play her so it balances out.
>>583958889>heroes in 2024>functionally identical aoe grenade that takes up the entire lane>functionally identical aoe grenade that takes up the entire lane>functionally identical aoe grenade that takes up the entire lane>functionally identical aoe grenade that takes up the entire laneftfy
>Le instalose nig on my teamYep, it's magic carpet time
>>583959280>>583959286>Reading lore in a Moba
>>583959336name 2
>could've had actual chess mini game glued to deadlock>could've overlaid a chess board over the map and have his abilities all be telegraphed Paige ults>could've have had all his abilities be pieces put on the ground like 1, restricted in moving by their rules but nudgeable with melees, by both allies and enemiesdesu even a doorman ult analogue would have been betterleave it to the big money company to play it safe
>>583959348>reading lore in a non-valve moba
>>583959105The only retards here are people defending Infernus.btw i had Jugg, Plated and Vampirc while fighting him and it was a draw.Very nice, sick balancing.
Was a solomon voter. So far I think hes still at least way more interesting than baba and rat king. But I'm a little disappointed. I kinda expected his moveset to have more big brain shit. Instead of just fat AoE magic damage
>>583958662bishop go diagonalrook go in a crossqueen go diagonal & crossking is the same but only 1 spacehorsey go in an L shapepawn move 1 space forward but you can't take forward you can only take 1 space diagonal (in the farward direction but not in the back direction) but you can only move diadonal if you can take otherwise you can't, also for the first move you can go 2 spaces, and can take if you move one space diagonal and the enemy pawn is behind you but only if it's their fisrt 2-space moveking dead you loseyou are now chess man
>>583959246wait you're right why the fuck did i think that? i thought that shit since 2024...fug i've been subverted
>play my first game vs Solomon>it's just endlessly getting fucking bombarded by the Bishop under my own guardian with a near-nonexistent cooldown and having to either hard dive him and keep him perma dead in lane or you lose guardian in 5 minutes because you can't fucking ever stay on the lane because of the fucking Bishop>and he gets TWO OF THESE FUCKING THINGS within minutes of game start and is just moving them non-stop>AND THE FUCKING SQUARES AROUND IT ALSO DAMAGE YOU SO YOU GET PUNISHED FOR MOVING AROUND THE FUCKING THINGS AND DODGING THEIR MOVEMENTS TOOGET THIS NIGGERTRANNY DESIGN OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME
>>583959348If you don't care about >>lore why the fuck are you looking at voice lines RETARD
>NOOOOO SOLOMON CAN GRIEF!!!!Ivy could already do this
>>583959286>white faggot who imitates blacks and says nigga
Characters with ground pound moves should be able to flip his stupid chess board
>>583959387all bad ideas
So he just instant wins lanes and is turbo cancer on towers and mid, but can't do much himself if you hard focus him outside of lane phase yeah? Like he's pure backline.
>>583959385Geist's bomb and Paradox's bomb
>>583959131My Fuarking Savior
>Vindicta if she chilled the fuck out
>>583959030It's been awful since the update came out cause of tourists.
>>583959336>heroes in 2026>grenade but it bounces towards someone (rat king)>grenade but you can cycle between burning silence or a barrierwow dude nice retort there
yakub ftw
>>583959485>faggotIf this is a proposition I'm not interested, sorry. I like womenAlso saying nigga is funny, simple as
DannybrosHarrowgodsIm sorry but seeing Solomon is now making me want to vote Violet just to see her gameplay abd kit
>>583958585Kelvin wants to find out what happened to himself and his expedition retard
I still like Billy
>>583959569>t. baba
>>583959556If Vindicta gave me a footjob she’d stop worrying about Hawthorne guaranteed
why can his bishops move more than just diagonally?also I feel like its gonna get super easy to right click your pieces in the wrong direction, or just grab the wrong piece, the same way its really easy to use actives on the wrong target when the screen gets cluttered and chaotic
If you think Harrow will be a healbot you are a fool
this remodel is cool and all but isn't her ass way too big?
>>583959131Will be the only hero that isn't completely annoying btw Violet will be the most obnoxious
>>583959446cope more faggot im gonna be following you around all game and pulling you backwards every 17 seconds (no items btw). Best not use your ult or anything impactful like that hehe
>Use token>Get in a game>Game keeps crashing even without modsUhm, bros?
>>583959664Hiding the fact that you worship blacks and imitate them
>>583959667I want to see Harrow and Danny's kits first
"HE'S THE COOLEST YET"Why are they like this?
>>583959418Hus stuff is super big brain he's like premium viscous
>>583959140good post
>bishops cannot reflect rooksso there is like no synergy at all with his kit, it's just a bunch of nukesearth spirit does combo wombos + roll, way coolerI am disappointed desu, it's just a nuker that is chess themed
>>583959220they get muted mid game and then get hit with a comms ban after too
>>583959770Sure buddy if that makes you feel better.
Gotta get Danny in so these tourists can fuck off
>>583959548>one takes your health, has a short cooldown and bigger radius and leaves a lingering acid pool>other "detonates" multiple times, goes through walls, increases your damage and starts small while growing biggercheckmate
>>583959446And that's also bad?Literally all they have to do is require the target of the ability to give consent before it hits them. Multiple games already do this but saying that makes you a league player or something.
Okay Danny is for sure next so I'll now be pivoting to voting Harrow in the hopes of knocking Violet down the ladder.>>583959741As long as she isn't hyper aim intensive I'll be happy.>>583959787I mean he objectively has the most complex kit, with a lot of polish on the presentation side of things, so why are you surprised someone has that take?
>>583959787>literally nothing but CC and some sustain>”HURR, HES DA COOLEST!!1!”fucking redditors
>>583959878/dlg/ has always had these black shitposters in the threads
>>583959817Thank you anon I was thinking of Norm Macdonald while making it
>>583959667Everyone who thinks she's Invoker is retarded. League's Invoker is already blue haired Asian painter fuckboy
>>583959314Kinda wild to name your channel 'Deadlock (Come watch my shit I want money)'
>>583958842>>583959125mhm I see. Any thoughts on the ability ideas? or is that about all you two have to say? kek. Maybe with how little (you)'s it got I WILL post it on the forums or discord. But I hate those places. yuck.
I'm voting Danny for his glowing spectral skeleton cock
>>583959435>Why are you watching lore of the rings if you dont know the shape of the last shit saurman took before he put on the ring RETARD
>>583959906Dota has that but only if it doesn't impede the function of the ability
Violet should be barefoot
>>583959835would actually end up hurting him more if he's rooking enemy haze or drifters away and he reflect them back into him. you can rook them away and put a bishop between you to block their fire doe
violet on tuesday!!!
>hit my head on ceiling>boing sound playsis that new or what
>>583959859>xe thinks xe will be able to mute everyone in the lobbyLOL, lmao even. Enjoy getting raped by every duo q ever.
She's not gonna be invoker, chat...
does not matterviolet needs to be dead last
>>583960141It's specifically the doorway in the hideout, and it's been in since the map update.
>same day update>removes solomon
>>583960195She'll be babby Invoker
>>583960075Stupid. If Danny had a cock it would be robotic and full of gizmos obviously. (And would require McGuinness to service it regularly because the right to repair doesn't exist for fairfax, lmao)
The 7th hero Clementine will drop
>>583959385kelvin grenade (base grenade + heal and slow)paradox grenade (base grenade + repeat and amp)rat king grenade (base grenade + repeat and bounces)viscous grenade (base grenade + bounces)warden grenade (base grenade + attack down and stam remove)venator grenade (base grenade + healcut burn and bounce)geist grenade (base grenade + lingering burn and self damage)there are plenty of others that are technically distinct enough to not be "grenades" (doorman bell, holliday barrel, rem pillow, etc) but even the base nades there are 7
>>583960261We already have that
>>583959747Solomon is a crasher kek
His 1 blocks bullets and you can use it to circle round and avoid all of a Haze ult btw.>>583960141>>583960204I heard about this and keep doing it but I never got the sound I assumed I was lied to.
>>583960291He has a ghostly spirit cock you know it to be true
>So, what are you going to wish from the Patron?>MUP DA DOO DIDDA BIX NOOD MUHFUGGA KILL HWITEY N SHIET NIGGA>E-excuse me?>MAAN SHUT YO BITCH AHH UP RAYCISS AHH CRACKA WHERE THEM HWITE BITCHES AT?? AM BOUTTA WHIP OUT MAH BBC I WANT MUH REPARATIONS N SHIIIEEEETStellar writing, Valve.
>>583959743>i dunno guys isn't this woman a bit too attractive?I hate fags
>>583959140I'm black and i found this funny.
>>583960367t. Seven
>>583960148you're making up fake scenarios in ur head, i hope you get out of oracle soon little guy!
>>583959416I need to know who you were playing to pick a side.
>>583960358Dash-jump into the first doorway from the "queueing room" to the "shooting room"
Invoker is the swaggiest moba character. I'd be sad if they wasted his gameplay on Violet's shitty design.
>>583960367Kek'd
>>583960379why are you black
>>5839603382 of these are not from 2024
>>583959425no but you see he's not aoeslop because UHHHHHHHH
>>583960431Ven.
>>583960367I don’t think he said that
>>583960451His name is Invoker he automatically has zero swag
>>583959220>So what happens when a 5 stack reports you Nothing because stack reports only count as a single report>and convinces the other team to do so as well?Announching that you reported somebody in all chat will have everyone in the match reporting you for shits and giggles
>>583960516But more than 2 of them are.
>>583957957Ive called people nigger in all chat in the past and have gotten 0 comm bans.I had a game last night and had a retarded Ven and retarded Lash do nothing but feed all game. After we lost I was in all chat typing thanks to those two and some faggot told me not to send anything or else he would report me. This update brought in some turbo faggots that would give Blizzdrones a run for their money.
>>583960367>Distracts you while Checks your mate.
Where are the mexicans in deadlock?
>>583960517>NOOOOOOOOO THIS SPIRIT DAMAGE HERO HAS AOE? AIIIIIIIIIIE
>>583959743faggot
>lost a 60 minute matchWhat hero do I play next?
UNDAH DA KNEE(undah da knee)UNDAH DA KNEE(undah da knee)COUNTERFEIT TWENTYDRUGS I TOOK PLENTYNOW I CAN'T BREEEAAATHE!IN THE CAR I FLOPPED AROUNDI SAID TO PUT ME ON DA GROUNDIT'S NOT MUCH BETTERHOW WORSE COULD THIS GETTAH?HERE COMES DA KNEEEEE!UNDAH DA KNEE(undah da knee)UNDAH DA KNEE(undah da knee)THERE'S SOME ACCUSATIONSOF BREATHING FRUSTRATIONSUNDAH DA KNEE!BANANAS ARE WHAT I LIKE TO HOLDNOW I'M IN A CASKET MADE OF GOLDBUILDINGS WERE BURNINGWE WUZ KANGS SPERGINGOVER DA KNEEEEE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C70ZsxapRFIWhat did Solomon mean by this?
>>583958405whats the item? i'm noob
>solomon moves bishop in street brawl>entire lobby crashes>game is oveerwise move nigga wise move
>>583960621The only races that exist are whites, blacks, ixians, and a couple asians here and there
>>583960565His name is Karl.
yeah, bishop moves are crashing the game right now
>>583958157>>583958339Oh and I forgot to mention that he would be really cagey about his wish to the other heros, but implied through either the patrons lines it turns out he's trying to romance them. and both the Archmother and Hidden king are a bit weirded out by it. Like a "sucker for love" [I dated an eldritch deity!] sorta thing. Would be a funny concept that all the other characters have reasons that are somewhat reasonable or just want to fight people, but then having a contrasting character who is just there to try and romance/fuck the patrons.
>>583960621dannys right there
>>583958525>silver player>lowest damage>no unstop in a 40 minute game>bitching about new heroesyep checks out
>>583959574I had yakub steal MVP from me when he went 1/8/2 and had the lowest of both damage on the team.
>>583960735Nigga that's even worse
>>583960781>>583960713NICE GAME VOLVO
>>583960367Solomon would be so fucking kino if he just acted like your typical chess hood shark that is everywhere in NY today and talked like this.It would unironically cure racism for half the playerbase but HR hires would have a stroke even considering it.
>>583959787>Called Solomon>Not a demon summonerDogshit game.
this character is busted
>>583960790i don't like it
>>583960367There should be a 1/100 chance whenever he sees an ally kill someone he screams BOMBOCLAAATT!!!
>>583960895Chess is demonic
someone dc when we where winning HHAHAHHAHAHAH FUCKING KILL ME
>>583958045>Spam 2HELP!!! I CAN NOT STOP WINNING!!!I CAN NOT LOSE WITH HER, HEEEEELP!!!!!!
so he is just wise nigga and that's it?
i'm glad no one's playing rat king anymore so now i get him all the time
>>583960261We've had kidvoker for years and he's insanely ugly.
>>583957593>"I don't take this decision lightly.">2's you into the enemy deathball
>>583961051>make female anti mage>sell a quadrillion sets>make kid invoker>....
>>583961014He knows Celeste, gives Seven shit, and says to Graves "If only I found you first."
>>583960621Ivy
>>583960141CLOWN HEROCLOWN HEROWOOP WOOP
so how many people are quitting because the game turned into AoE goyslop simulator?
>>583961075kek
>>583961142Two more weeks
>>583960586>This update brought in some turbo faggots that would give Blizzdrones a run for their money.None of Blizzard's games nuke your account for pinging abilities like Dota's communication score does, the call is coming from inside the house chuddy
>>583958045How? I find her so awkward and shitty.Her 1 is a spirit leech and gun steroid but all her other abilities stop her shooting.Her 2 is easy to parry.Her 3 and 4 takes a year to come out.
The writing of these new characters irks me. Rat king is too memey and retarded, makes everything feel like a joke. Baba has like 0 connections with Baba Yaga besides a bench with chicken legs, her lines and conversations are peak reddit. Solomon is a wise benevolent flawless old nigga, just very boring.
>>583961109She's not popular either.
>>583961142For every gun nigger that leaves, 10 AoE chad join in.
>>583961241everyone loves wei and marci
>>583960916It's a bit coombrained I know. Or his wish could be to give everyone the ability to fly, not for a selfless reason, but just specifically because he's tired of his job and naively wants other people to do the work.
>>583961216Bullshit I ping skills and items all the time and call someone a retard or brain damaged every other game, my score has never dropped below 11k
This nigga is chinese lmfao
>>583961231Ok
>>583959026Pocket is to take over evil corpoAnd the mode of production will force him to be just as ruthless as his daddy.
>>583961274Marci should be removed.
>>583960912>black on black violencePretty realistic.
I still miss the tall tower when the game first came out.
>>583961142they can keep adding aoeslop heroes and it doesn't make things any worse because there can only be 6 heroes on a teamthat said solomon sucks because he's a worse paige that's easier to grief your team with
>>583961231it truly is literally the 'wise magic negro' trope. Bravo valve.
>faggot bebop sitting on top of the fountain trying to get hooks while our shrines are getting raped>turn him into a pawn and send him into the enemy teamDeadlock is saved
>>583960735brutananadilewski?
>>583959026>Vindicta>Wants to kill people>GT>Wants to kill people>Pocket>Take a wild fucking guess what happens to the previous head when he gets his wish.
>>583961413>t. Lash
>>583961389her clothes should be removed
>>583959032You dare posting dyke shit in my traditional image board?
>>583959026Doesn't Miku work for the most evil corpo of all time and is happy about it
>tank>spirit tank>utility heroWhere is the m1 hero?
>>583960517>>583960640The issue is that the Bishop movement is fucking CONSTANT and the squares punishing you for moving and dodging the fucking thing is AIDS. If moving the Bishop had a much longer cooldown to match the cooldown of normal spells it would be fine.
So after patch every time solomon uses his skill in brawl everyone gets DC and cant reconnect, awesoe.
>>583961546Harrow will be a m1gger healer
>>583959026doesn't grey talon want to find the people that killed his family?
>nearly every character has some form of hard CC>nearly every character has a samey filler AoE skill>worst visual clutter I've seen in a game>nearly every character has one of 3 guns>every new hero does nothing to address any of this>game is a snowbally mess It's not looking good guys
>>583961514Huh?
>what wise words do you have for me today Solomon>You can try to steal oil from Mirage ... and if you fail ... buy them from Baba!>Brilliant Solomon! What chessmaster you are!
this nigga is just a more boring version of earth spirirt
>>583961546in the trash where all m1 belong
>>583958939>"I HAVE TO..... BUY LE COUNTER ITEM..... IN LE MOBA?!?!?!?!"i fucking hate infernus as much as the next guy but come the fuck on, man
>>583961389she has huge tits so no, she stays
so far the best build seems to be hard focusing on your 3, so echo shard and CDRit also does a shit ton of damage with tankbuster + reverb because of the innate 5% current hp damage
>>583960807still won and got the most kills
I don't know if valve has it in them to design a character as mechanically interesting as someone like Invoker, meepo, arc warden, tinker etc.
working on mina getting cubed
>>583961546Shaping up to be harrow unfortunately.
>>583958939>>You NEED to item select for this characternewsflash retard: that's how you play the gameitemization is how you win games, it doesn't matter how hard you think you can frag by yourself if you just end up doing nothing of import
>>583961802No she doesnt retard
https://files.catbox.moe/kzqops.png
>>583961546danny obviously, harrow is the healer and violet is asian spiritsissy movement hero #3
/our girl/ approves of Solomon's Big Board of Chess
>match quality plummets with rat king release>oh well it'll be fine and smooth itself out surely>match quality goes down even further with baba release>nah i'm sure it'll be fine just like with rat king before>fast forward to nowi don't think i can do it anymore bros
>>583957702seems strong but expect him to be grief tier in your teammates hands.
>>583960338Grenades in Deadlock are like generic projectile abilities that a lot of Dota characters have. Chaos bolt, magic missile, storm hammer etc
>>583961109Shota doesn't sell
>>583961954>girl
>>583961903the cube feels good tho
>>583961864I think in a hero shooter the best you'll get is a conceptual invoker clone but their myriad of abilities won't nearly be as interesting as the real deal.
>>583961924her tits are huge
>>583959032ranked has too many dogshit players to take it seriously.
>nigger gets jamaican accent >character names BABA>no Russian accent>Jew voiceCan they be any more obvious about the DEI bullshit?
What am I supposed to do when Solomon crashed me out the game and I can't reconnect and I updated and can no longer join that server? Why the fuck am I getting a matchmaking penalty if I were to leave that game?
>the ''high IQ tactical move gameplay'' of chess yakub is... deciding where to put the map-wide aoe goyslop pillars in a team fightbravo yoshi
>>583961396
>>583961864>meepo in a third person shooter with fast movementMeds schizo
>ban haze>wraith is on the enemy team>ban wraith>haze is on the enemy team
>>583962259checkmate nigga
>>583962141VIKTOR IF HE TROON
>>583961494FINALLY someone who is talking sense!
>>583961987that’s why you tell dem rayciss lil witeboi teammates in a negrified accent you will throw the game if they don’t swap off your brotha
this guy comes across as a Boondocks side character who keeps beating Granddad at chess in the B-plot and Riley laughs at him for constantly losing to an old nigga while the A-plot has Huey investigating Black Lives Matter because he thinks they're up to some bullshit
>>583961954
>Mina is good into literally all these new characters so far.Lovely!
>>583961903based
>>583962208Jew voice is Russian diaspora voice
>>583962420what a woman
>>583962420so is eskay a hapa or what
>playing as lash>team vindicta on my lane>"Oh I'm definitely feeling something right now."It's not intended but I got bricked instantly. Holy fuck.
>>583962502eskay is a man
>almost 3/4s of the votes now are Harrowwe might win fourth bros
>>583962420body is better and more fem than 93% of american women
>>583962453Jew voice is not Russian voice doesn't sound anything similar. We need Raven in this game.
Who are the SolomonGODS voting for now?
>>583962502he's an israeli american white 38 year old man
>laning against Infernus and Solomon>SHEEEEEEIIIITT>sets everything on fire and litters the floor with garbage
>>583962208did you miss the part where baba even in slavic folklore is a fucking ugly evil witch? her being jewish fits.
Something about these characters just seems to lack the depth of other releases and originals. Even Solomon just boils down to mashing buttons
>>583961903nice
>>583962259
Baba is op now that I've figured out how to play her
>>583962420TRANNY ALERT!!!
>>583962587>no tits >no ass>hapsburg jawIdgi even if I was down bad I wouldn't
Solomon has the Harry Potter scarf. How long until the trannies boycott him?
They updated more assets on the map
the goyim have lost their minds
>>583962779which spots?
>>583943137apologies for the delay,,,,,,,,..https://drawpile.net/invites/pub.drawpile.net/01m4hdwrjp0rbw6mv66qev3k49?web&nsfm#ilovebigbitches
Schoovement is ruining the game but /dlg/ isn't ready for that conversation.
>>583962642>Infernus... You must go back to Mendoza... The black man must serve my creations...
>>583962638>israelilmao is he reallythat would explain the oddly asiatic look
>>583962825The bridge and rope leading up to it. There's a bar down there now
>>583962709shes THE most broken character to be released in this game but its fine the winrate is 40% :)
>>583958939You're right these faggot retards just love putting up with op bullshit probably because they themselves are abusing it
>>583962843I think edge/cornerboosting should be removed but otherwise movement is fine.
>>583962843Movement is the problem when the floor is lava?
>>583962883is this new? or did i never look at this spot before
>>583962709How do you play herSeems like you just go full brawler and either be an ultbot or force people to parry/dodge you
>30k souls difference for 10 minutes>we still winI've noticed that people who think matches are unwinnable play faggot characters made for faggots instead of ones that make it happen
>>583962805Commissioning someone to make a mod for you is whatever but if a modder locks their shit behind a paywall they deserve to be punched in the balls for being a retard
Looks like I will have to wait at least two more weeks before I can consistently play the character I want.
>>583962805Genuinely surprised Valve is fine with people doing this
>>583962805Somebody's about to learn that Valve started banning mods 10 years ago the hard way
>>583962420One picture that says a million words about modern American culture
>Solomons go to opening is the bongcloud opening
>>583963072They probably aren't but can't be assed to stop the handful of people buying that crap.
>>583963072They are waiting to add monetization before VAC banning people for installing skins like in CS2
>>583963382if only vac could work against cheats
>>583963186Makes sense, he's a hustler. Low level players look at the Bongcloud and go "wtf are you doing" and immediatly start going after the King, which is the entire trap of the bongcloud
>>583963072>>583963196I'm trying to think when they stopped dota 2 skin mods. Was it after it was out of "beta"?
Post funny Deadlock screenshots.
If I get Baba and Sol on my team again I'm uninstalling. I never see either hero do anything
>>583961934Danny seems to be a hybrid flyer
>>583962561Source?
Is Violet going to be last?
>>583963575God this game used to be deadfully ugly. Moving away from Neon Prime is the best decision Valve could've made though the concept of a game taking place on an intergalactic prison planet is cool so it's a shame it's less likely to happen in a project that'd treat it better now
>>583959795Maybe hes just not giving me what I wanted.Granted I still like him because I do like backline mages, but I don't think he'll overcome the doorman in terms of character I like the most. I really thought he had a good chance at that.
YOSHI YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ASS GREENIGGA DINOSSAURFIX YOUR FUCKING SERVERSim stuck at rejoin for 30 fucking minutes and im not taking the abandon hit
>>583963734I hope so
>>583963538In 2022 after some retarded pros were caught with mods that makes trees invisible
Why the fuck are we suddenly infested with /pol/tards, I mean I know why, but *why*
Solomon kind of sucks design wise, his kit doesn't account for verticality at all. It makes me question how much they actually test heros in their test branch.
>>583963049Pretty much. If they have gun damage get plated armor and you just won't ever die as long as you steal enough spirit to get max spirit res. 90% of the time I use the shield brew also since it's easiest to manage. I only use the silence one to chase slippery heroes or in other niche cases. I rarely use the scaling other than on creeps because the other ones are usually better in whatever situation I'm in.
>>583962827im drawing school girl graves
>>583963630he will be the gun lash function while they force spirit lash
STOP DENYING MY SOULS!!!
destroying the tombstone should make graves take 50% of max hp as Pure damage
my goth vindicta mod is not working...
>>583958585Explain
>>583963779The game objectively looked better in 2024. It's spiderverse slop now and occult was replaced with capeshit
>>583961192unironically two more months actuallyit happens every time a new hero batch releases. there's an influx of new and returning players, the new heroes stop coming in, and then they go "oh yeah this is deadlock lol this shit still blows" and they leave
>>583962268I'm not saying I want a meepo clone to be ported into deadlock. I'm saying I don't think valve can make mechanically interesting characters like that.
do we not have a NYSE stock broker hedge fund guy yet?
>>583964024and then
>>583963849>xe doesn't know.
>>583962420>>583963849>>583962464>>583962502>>583963123>>583962742Unironically like Eskay's tryhard raspy "girl" voice and vocal mannerisms and would piledrive fuck and missionary mating press this tranny faggot's tight pink AGPussy until "her" perma-soft clitty oozed out infertile cum all over her anorexic belly from getting her joybuzzer hammered. Would tongue kiss and choke "her" a lot while I did, too.
Yep, game's dead
>>583958939This is the kind of Retard in your ranked games btw>>583963995You don't need to have a unique opinion this badly
>More AOE slop
I am really not ready for a month of yakub and black fatigue posting
!! ALERT !!SHARK FOUND IN GAME FILESI REPEATSHARKS ARE NOW IN DEADLOCK!! ALERT !!
>>583961817>solved in 20 secondsChess bros…
>>583964075Stop with the antisemitism GOY.
>>583964260AIEEEEEEEEE INSTAKILL JUST LIKE IN TF2
>>583964185Game's set in new york, they've got to be genuinely and concerningly retarded to think there wouldn't be black characters
>>583964260Noooooooo I have Thalassophobia :(((((((((((
>>583964324no it's the opposite really
he is so fucking ass to lane against
>>583964283we love negev chan here.
ah see calicooo
>>583964363Disability mode will make it jell-o instead :/
This is Calico.Say something nice about her.
>>583964409Is it actually good? Like is it Yani Neko tier funny?
echo shard shouldn't exist
>>583964260Its over viscous bros.. the adversary is here...
>>583964260only 9 more months until we get MR. NIMBUS
>>583964403What are you saying to me
>>583964550>hips to waist ratio isn't triple digitsThat's not calico
>>583961903>>583962685The Cube is good for the skin!
>>583963943Deal but ghouls are buffed to now deal 10% max health damage
>>583964576It does a good job hi-lighting which abilities need nerfs
Hear me out Mo and Krill Mina skin.
>>583964562i like the first two episode so far, really nails the newbie trader vibes, but its basically cute girls playing with 100x leverage and making all the wallstreetbets retarded moves.
IM FUCKING DYING FOR CATHERINE THE GREAT
>Billy with Baba>WE NEED TO RESPECT OUR ELDERS AND TAKE CARE OF THEM>Billy with Solomon>FUCK THE OLD MAN. I WANTED TO RIPPED HIM OFF AND TOOK MY MONEY INSTEAD, DEAD TO ALL OLD PEOPLE
>Goes invisible, sleeps you, curses you, ults youHeh, outskilled kiddo.
>>583964841I think billy just hates black people
>>583964790When is he coming back?
>>583964790Ravengods...
>>583964907who is he? 007 but from russia?
>>583964790Soon.
>>583964636She's half-Norwegian. It's physically impossible to be black, cute and stacked, only two can be true at one time.That being said imagine if Calico actually had normal hair like her voice actress does, not a fucking ball with payots.
I'm ngl gun solomon is actually strong as hell. >titanic mag>burst fire>toxic bullets>lucky shot>silencer >frenzy>merc mag>siphon>vamp burst>weighted shots
>>583964260>we re getting tidehunter before hoodwinkfucking furfags
Solomon confirms that the patrons at worst are a minor annoyance to the city. Dont think they can grant any wish if thats the case
>It's like that time I met Bingus at the barcade
>>583965106Yes, the nigger character just completely flouts and subverts the story. This is basically Sweet Baby Inc 101.
>>583965024Pretty much
>>583965024Yeah he's a spy, he had a very cool umbrella gun and his kit had shit like doing more damage from the back
>>583965106He literally says he'd use his wish to cancel Sevens wish stop lying
>>583964150you could've just said "I like men" and be done with it
>>583964180I'm right retard. Compare nuPatrons to old Patrons>old patrons>art deco metal vessels housing eldritch gods>subtle chess theming>unknown language carved on their vessels >the shrines are chained guardians getting tortured>speak by slowly whispering into your ear>nupatrons>generic spooky humanoid monsters that were probably made by prompting chatgpt to "draw a monster">no theming>no eldritch language>the shrines are a giant book and a giant loudspeaker for some reason>speak and sound like buttrock radio station hosts
How the fuck does a Soviet Empire work?Did the commies just capitulate to a monarch for no reason?
Hah!!So Solomon won the vote, you fucking racist bigots lost!!Danny who? More like Danny lost.
>>583962616?
>enemy team jumps>my 5d chess falls apart
>>583962385TRVTHNVKE
>>583965406Napoleon did it first
Do you think Uncle Dane and his Tf2roon buttbuddies regret leaking deadlock lmao
>>583965561I hope so
Solomon is complete cancer, expect big nerfs
>>583965406>are the CCP even communists?? they seem like they're even bigger shameless cut throat blood drinking capitalist whores than the americans!what do you think
>>583961954>/our girl/
>>583964260Tidehunter SOON
>>583965326I don't like men at all, though. Male bodies disgust me. And Eskay looks more like some kid of gangly alien freak than a "male" there.Kaminoan lookin' ass
>>583964260NOOOOOOOOOO THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A DOG
>>583965406Technically speaking soviet just means council in Russia. The Tsars advisors were a soviet. That or Catherine the Great turned commie in her ghost years but that'd be really fucking weird.
>>583961636>i-it's not looking good, goys...
so we all can agree that the lordnm "leaks" were correct, right?
Solomon fun as hell
>>583965854Who
>>583965561They still take passive aggressive shots at deadlock.
>>583965854Which also implies that there really is an experimental dev server where people get paid 50 dollars per gamekinda fucked
>>583965106>at worst are a minor annoyance to the cityThat's not what he said. He said that the ritual would be a minor calamity, and that he's basically here for damage control to make sure it wouldn't get worse
Literally every single match I've played tonight has had someone throwing for some unknown reason, I suspect they're faggots throwing because they didn't get Solomon
>>583962745>>no tits >>no ass>>hapsburg jawthis would be hot if the person in question had a vagina, ovaries, a uterus, and xx chromosomes
>>583965337>can’t see the obvious high life/low life city parallels of nu patronsPlebeian-kun…
>>583960291>>583960364Fun fact:Danny, along with Paige and Victor, is one of three characters to have a "basebody" texture with them in just underwear for the Wardrobe feature in the game already.
>>583965854Repost it
>>583965337>generic spooky humanoid monsters that were probably made by prompting chatgpt to "draw a monster"Opinion>no themingOne look at the hidden king and archmother bases scream how wrong this is, just cause you don't like it doesn't mean there's no theme>no eldritch languagethe markings all over victor and drifters hands disagree, there's probably moreYou aren't right, you just don't like it and that's fine, but your "points" are just emotional opinions
>>583965910Pro player>>583965934I know valve effectively has infinite money but seriously 50 bucks a game?
>AIIIIIE AOE SLOP>AIIIIIIE ISSA BLACK MAN>AIIIIIIIIE MOVEMENT SLOP>WHY WONT DEADLOCK DIE WHY WONT DEADLOCK DIEloving the seethe
blood tribute is super nice on ratking
>>583965637>no tits>no ass>Man jawidgi bro.
>>>583965406They want to add the Russian Empire but are scared that westoids will have a melty about ruzzia so they named it the Soviet Empire instead because westoids think that USSR and China is the same thing
>>583965561qrd?
imagine playing deadlock and queuing to play mirage. like what's wrong with you?
>>583965747>muh player numbersObjectively bad things become popular all the timeJust in the gaming world alone we have >dota>league>overwatch>cyberpunk>gears of war>pubg>tarkov>arc raiders>every assassin's creed after Black Flag>evey final fantasy after 7>every pokemon after gen 5>risk of rainI could go on
>>583966156nobody thinks that
>>583966156>westoidsI thought an Ivan of all people would understand the appeal of Monarcho-Bolshevism since your government constantly uses it in propaganda, but clearly you're up past your bedtime
>>583965482Some retard here rly didn't like that post
>>583966187Deadlock originally got leaked because some tf2 fagtubers were mad valve was using resources on it instead of tf2, once they leaked it it became a invite only beta and snowballed into what it is now since there was enough interest
>>583966350Redditors do. They were "wary" about Baba being RUZZIAN babushka.
im ready
>>583965854>>583965934Valve would go bankrupt if they had to pay $600 every match idiots. They just removed everyone who wasn't playtesting Neon Prime before
>>583966150No everyone unlucky enough to have nigger blood in them. If you don't like Milla Jovovich type women hot, I can't help you. Blame your grandmother for fucking a nigger or ten.
>>583966489best post award
>>583965854he was retarded but he was right, he thought rat king's abilities were a sinclair rework. how the fuck do you confuse rats with bunnies? what a dumbass
Will American autists ever stop making video essays about TF2?
>>583965561I'm a Tf2roon (no relation) and I love DLdoesn't mean the fuckers at valve shouldnt bring back quickplay
>>583966582There is not that many people on the test server, it’s a pittance
>>583964907Slowing your turn rate sounds like the most cancerous thing ever in a shooter.
>>583966584You can say you have low test with less words bro.
Remember a couple threads ago when the tf2fag was insisting Valve was broke and TF2 was funding Deadlock's development?That was fun
>>583963859solomon's kit pisses me off because they obviously worked backwards from a big brain chessmaster instead of figuring out a good kit and then theming it
Haze is missing
>>583966582What Csgo makes in a month alone could fund that for years
Haze is missing!!!!
Game is completely unplayable for the past 2 days, it feels like the matchmaking completely gave up, I'm getting matches with clearly new players and experienced premades as well as soft throwers for 3 matches in a rowAnyone else notice a shift in matchmaking?
When you cast 2 on an ally you have to scream "MY KNIGGER" in voice comm
sir your matchmaking algorithm
>>583965271Go read his dialogues again but slower
>>583966946it's been like that for months
>>583966156>russian empirecringe
Haze is missing!!!!!!Haze is missing!!!!!!Check out what Haze boughtHaze is missing!!!
>>583966819That's how they've designed every hero little nigga
If valve actually knew anything about slavs it would be the greater polish empire
I did it bros
>>583966742we need batrider sticky napalm
>most addicting videogame in history when the matches are fair or stomps>worst videogame known to mankind when getting stompedle sigh
>been getting people throwing on my team for 5 matches in a rowWhat the fuck is going on, could matchmaking get fucked you if select too many heroes? That's the only difference I've made on my side of things
>>583967039I know Deadlock doesn't have WW1/WW2 but they could just make the Russians communists anyway, would be kino to have some bear summoning vodka drinking Russian soldier guys with a secret spy bitch from there too. (Or Raven)
>>583967224he who stands with me shall be my brother
YAKVBIAN TRIKKKNOLOGY
>>583967209Poland was partitioned ages ago by this point
>>583966846What is more believable?>valve discourages leakers by wasting 600 or 1200 dollars every 30 minutes>valve returned to the friends and family with people who played neon prime for years and didn't leak it. anyone else is required to sign a NDA and will get raped in court and blacklisted from the tech industry for breaking it
>>583967320Would the russian revolution happen without ww1?
This nigga really griefs games. He's too high skillcap for the average retard to play. So far the only retard friendly hero is Rat King. I have a feeling Danny is going to be very simple too while the rest of the cast is going to be high skill cap.
>5 niggers in game>troons>gooks>spics>jewsWhen are we getting a jeet tranny?
>>583967590he is literally just a spam aoe abilities hero with a veneer of "skillful" play
>>583967590Danny is gonna be a movement hero
>>583967006Refer to >>583966006
>>583967590He is AoE man with rescue beam, and also he implodes if you start moving vertically
>>583967224>>583967420I've honestly kind of given up. Danny will definitely be 4th, and violet's got more gooner appeal so she'll be 5th. Gonna have to wait two more weeks, fucking blows
>>583964081the cycle repeats until the next update yeshopefully you do realize that valve tends to slow down with their updates as their projects go on, surely
>>583967694his only strong ability is the paige shield + single target QE. everything else is useless because you have to be standing still on the ground in front of him
>>583966582>Valve would go bankrupt if they had to pay $600 every match idiots.I don't think you get how big a billion is.Let's say... That Valve has 20 billion to play with (realistically more), since their projected profit this year alone has been close to 20 billion.Let’s say Valve kept Deadlock’s experimental dev server open 365 days a year, with 24 testers rotating through five matches a day. Each match lasts 30 - 40 minutes, includes 12 players, and pays each player $50. That’s $600 per match, $3,000 per day, and $1,095,000 per year in tester payments, which equals 0.005475% of $20 billion. With participation split evenly, each tester would average $45,625 annually.Okay let's ALSO say Valve also had to pay an additional $600 per match in other expenses, the combined cost would rise to $1,200 per match. $6,000 per day. $2,190,000 per year. That’s still only 0.01095% of $20 billion, or 0.011% from the total.Understand that their yearly profit is in the BILLIONS. With a capital B. Even if they overpaid the testers to hell and back, Gabe's still kicking back with a Pina Colada in his big ass super yacht, without anything to worry about.
>>583967939>only has .8 scaling on shieldit sucks
>play against a good SolomonHe's overpowered for sure, played correctly he's utterly insane, he deals so much damage over such a massive area
>you can place bishops on walkers and force them to attack the bishops that are invulnerableBAN SOLOMONBAN SOLOMONBAN SOLOMON
>>583967320Why would Pacific be the biggest play on Broadway if WW2 didn't happen? It's explicitly about two people who served in WW2 falling in love. Furthermore, America in Ixia is characteristic of a post-World War American military, to say nothing of how much Deadlock borrows from the era defined by two World Wars. I'm not sure where people get the idea that the World Wars equivalent didn't happen, I think it's more convenient for Valve to ignore the issue as much as possible so that nobody asks where Necrohitler is or if the Holocaust happened.
board is looking good
>>583965337notice how the other retards inmediatedly went for your low points and disregarded the rest because they can't even fanthom that you might be right on those
>>583964150Behold, the man that knows how to treat trannys
>>583968154>>583965337samefag
>>583968051They really should give us a German hero.Either a frontline tank with inspirations utilizing the iron cross where his ult crucifies his target.or a hyper-carry spirit user that uses gas that he then lights on fire.
>>583968150where do i find this
what would you rather do in this situation? farm jg, lane janny and let them take rift or afk base?
>>583968343I LOVE NEW YORK CHARLIEI LOVE NEW YOORRRRKKKKKK
>>583968289see>>583962827
>>583968343You force your Mirage to farm and hope he can carry the rest of the shitter. While you play super peel tank for him. But honestly you lost before the game even started.
>>583963734World peace.
>>583968343afk until the game is over it's not like you get in trouble for it anyway
>Silences don't stop people from channeling abilitiesHave the nigger devs ever played a video game before?
>>583968483that's the thing, lane is something easier than any hero, at the worse you buy greens and chill, there's no way you can trust anyone with 5 deaths that early, a carry that's not even near danger on top of it, to do anythingyeah warden and haze had a free lane we had no pressure, I wouldn't carry without a team at least
>Wraith on our team is carrying>See them run away from a fight being critical>Knight them back in>Do this multiple times>They finally say something at the very end when we won and its just to insult meMy fucking sides. Doing this is a lot more fun.
Having basically all the characters be American of some sort is getting tiring and I think they're really missing the opportunity to add more foreigner occultists, it's limiting themes
>>583964260SLORK IS COMING
>>583968602it's an intentional decision to make interrupts more valuable and silences a weaker form of CC
>>583968019>>a massive area>>... on the ground>kills you as Mina and/or Vindicta"nothing personnel, nigger"
>>583968735They literally just added Solomon
>>583968735This, magic + free wish ritual gives them carte blanche to include any fantasy being they can think of. More like Mirage and Rem and a couple of monsters even
>>583968256i'm not the guy you were originally talking to i'm just someone that's still pissed off about how the nupatreons lost everything that made them interesting for some visual flare>otherworldly being talking directly to YOU in YOUR MIND about how they're gonna fulfill all your wishes and deepest desires is you just bring them to existance>screams in agony at death and revels in the enemies' defeat because it is his victory and his defeat>DON'T LET THEM DESTROY MEEEE>lowly, slow grasps talk to younow you go and compare it to>literal manifestation of the gods is right there leaving nothing to the imagination>base structures now make zero sense compared to before and are a lot more generic>you are no longer talking to the patreon yourself, you are instead talking to some unknown third party because it's more mysterious like that (but we can literally see the fucking things now so this makes no sense)>what little subtleness was before about their goals (see: geist vn where they DO fulfill her wish no monkey paw and the world doesn't end afterwards) has now been replaced with the certainty that these beings are, in fact, very malicious in natureit's a step backwards in everything but visua flare, so of course people like you would prefer it.
>>583968019there's no good solomon he's been out for 3 hours
>>583968931He's New Yorker #20
DEI ruined this game.
>>583968931>add literal african>he doesn't have any cool witch doctor stuff>he has chessWitch doctors are cool and criminally underutilized in games
WHY ARE YOU FARMING LANE IF THERE BASE IS EXPOSED HOLY FUUUUUCK
>>583969153ooo ya look at it go mon
>>583969257I don't look at the map
I really hope Solomon's 2 move becomes a different keybind. Either it gets done accidentally or can't be used while moving all the other piecesFeels pretty bad, but everything else about the character feels great
>>583969153valve would've bent the knee to everyone crying racism about a nigga being a witch doctor. The best you're going to get is a chess master. It's just the unfortunate times we live in when terminal on white people cry about racism because they've internalized it to the point where they simply can't be normal anymore.
Ok Valve I think that's enough people who know what Doorman is, gonna start ruining his
>>583969153roll out the barrelfeel it in ya bones
>>583969257Gotta get my next item spike
>>583969326No babymode allowed when shit like WW, SD, OD and Oracle exist
Sevenbros, it's over... he's been fraudchecked
>>583969257Earlier someone in my match a guy gave a teammate advice>"look at the map, best moba advice"A lot of people fail this
>>583969362You let this happen by defending comms ban and letting woke nigger faggot troons infest the game. Normalize saying nigger and faggot and this is a nonissue.
>>583969473None of those characters have a shared keybind issue
>>583969559...He's got a point
>>583969267it was a different time>bone in nose ethiopian bellied voodoo witch wearing a loincloth covered in skulls tosses one at you and does a tribal dance
>>583969604Their kits can all fuck you
>>583969109Reminder Valve is a private company, they are not beholden to the same shit that other companies were for USAID and other funding by embracing DEI. They consulted them because they WANTED to. They probably fired them because they thought "hey, we don't need these guys to be faggots, we can do that all on our own"Look at Neon Prime and look at the characters in old-Deadlock. The only remotely attractive female character, Vindicta (still hideous, but she's literally in the same position as Wraith from Apex Legends, who looks like potato-head Bobby Hill in game but to this day still gets all of the anime fanart, because she was the first and only thing close to a attractive girl for the first 3 monnths of the game's life).Vindicta's FEET were sexualized, half meme half sincere, so they fucking censored them. Censored a ghost's bare feet.They only pivoted because the game was "flopping tranny deadcock", when Mina literally saved it they had to lean in.The fact they definitely hired a large swath of 2013 tumblr TF2 fandom comprised of literal fujoshi types is hyper-apparent in how characters like Paige are written; those girls are all quintessential blue hairs. they were the FIRST "blue hairs" in gaming. they're where the association came from.
>newfriends replying to the marvel schizo
>>583969739Take your clozapine.
>>583969739Don't forget chess nigger man and how we got furries voting ratking first and violet is still not in the game. If you were to draw any conclusions about the demographic makeup of the people voting for these heroes then you can conclude that the illness is terminal.
>>583969873take your lithium first
Like this shit isn't even fucking fun, regardless of if I am losing or winning because of it.>fucking billy and vyper spend the entire fucking lane trying to just BROOL non-stop like as if this were whatever dogshit hero shooter sloppa they very obviously came from where you can just headbutt the enemy over and over again with no real consequences>billy refuses to unbind his fucking heavy melee key and gets parried 20 times for it and feeds me and Shiv>Vyper kept trying to dive any time wave came up to our Guardian only to get stomped like a bug by me and Shiv>and the game just spirals out of control with me, Shiv and Graves at the helm cause Billy and Vyper kept trying to fight her tooIt's so fucking boring having every literally 100% of games be stomp or be stomped. I fucking despise update tourists so fucking much it's unreal.
>>583969873Psychiatry and the pharmaceutical industry and any psychology that isn't classic Jungian psychology is a racket for the Jews.
i dont understand his spells
We already have the Queen no reason for violet.
>>583969707he's quite literally named witch doctor though i wouldn't say they had a ton of creative leewayespecially since dota was originally a tribal islander aesthetic like blc
anyone who still responds to that comm ban that gets reposted every thread is also a shitposter who knows exactly what theyre doing
we will get vietnamese woman next since we have the big 3 now
>>583969739Trvke
>>583964260Looking further into this, the shark model seems to be from HLX.
I bring a kind of pestilence to the game that the oldheads really don't like.
>>583969326You can change keybinds, you baboon
>>583969873>troon believes in big pharmaThe jokes sometimes write themselves, don't they?
>>583969490Viscous already did it years ago>oh, God, it's talking to me
>>583969735Their kits fuck you if you intentionally press the "maybe grief my teammate" button in a bad situation.Solomons problem is all his skills can accidentally turn into the "maybe grief my teammate button" if the schizophrenic autotargetting happens to select your knighted ally instead of the piece you're actually aiming at.
>>583970351>I AM MADE OF GOO
>>583970079And that's okay Anon there is always graves!
ENOUGH with the New Yorker characters my god can they do something new pleaseViolet save us!
I thought Solomon was either going to be a lawful/true neutral character with higher goals, or a really bitter old man who still deeply cares about people as a whole but it turns out he's just kind of nice and that's it. It just doesn't fit well that much. His conversations don't even seem to hint at the possibility that he had a huge character arc in the past like Iroh or something.And Danny lost again.
>>583966156>They want to add the Russian EmpireLiterally no one gives a fuck about the russian empire except russians.
so what's their thought process behind making the chess pieces unbreakable while graves gets raped
>>583970527Russia is the third Rome. All civilized nations admire Russia.
>>583970472That's right we need DIVERSITY we can't just have a game full of NEW YAWKAHS.
>>583970414POO
>>583970525Western writers are genuinely afraid of writing any black character that isn't wise magical negro or loud annoying girlboss.
>artifact 2.0HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
I was the anon who asked if baba was ass.You were right. I took your build guy who posted his build and I went 12-4she's so goodthe enemy team were all spirit so it makes sense but stillI was killing people I didn't even realize I was fighting
He can't rub his belly.
>>583970792But I did have breakfast.
>>583969539I'm juggling precision aiming, my own cooldowns some of which are skill shots, my farming and last hitting, while trying to keep wave and jungle management in mind while tunnel visioning on the fucking cocksuckers 30 feet away from me who frankly are making me nervous because I could tell from the look in their eyes that they want to come over and fuck me in my ass without my consent. And I STILL don't know the fucking map inside and out and fucking get lost all the time.when do I have time to fucking look at the tiny bordering on indecipherably small map (but it can't be bigger because it's in the way of the fucking game at that point, as if it and the 100 other hud element aren't already haha)do I need to get my fuckin' bifocals outyou know there might be a reason why other devs never combined movement shooter, hero shooter, mobacause you need to be on a 120mg stack of addy or a vyvanse script for this shit
>>583970691now that you say it i've never seen a shy cute girl character like paige be black
>>583970232why would there be a model from a different game? are you retarded?
>play deadlock w/new college friends 6stack>two dating>both do weird bdsm healslut shit the whole fucking time>i have to carry on fucking venator
>>583964260the normals look really fucking weirdmaybe violet paints a shark or something
>>583970936Lore accurate Venator experience
>>583970936If you want to carry play mokrill
>>583970880what if gordon freeman was in deadlock
>all permutations of clip size from 8 to 32 have a unique board layout>31 ammo is scholar's mate and 32 is bongcloudwhat a neat attention to detail
>>583970691Fuck, you're right, they made Solomon in a stereotype that actual blacks complain about
>>583970880A model for the Ripper machine gun from Gears of War, a 360 exclusive, was found in the hidden unused files of Demons Soul, a PS3 exclusive.Nobody knows the answer, Anon. These things happen.
Paige is built for big brown cock
>>583971041I dream of the day old heroes get even a 10th of attention compared to what Celeste and Solomeme got
What counters rat?
>>583971175cat
>>583971175mokrill
>>583971175A winning personality
>>583971225Calico does bad into him
>>583971175Yoshi with a balance patch
>>583971175Infernus, Haze.
>>583971175Reminding him there's nothing in Long Island to farm.
>>583971175rattinghe wants to force team fights so just push a different lane while he does that
can we talk about the fact that rook battery is a million times better than venators gutshot
Pushing lane while everyone is busy team killing shouldn't work but it is
>>583970936Harrow will be the designated hero for this btw unless they make her too hard for e-girls
>>583971173>thinking celeste is high qualityeven she looks old quality and dated compared to rat king/baba/solomon don't try to drag her onto the same level as them
>>583971175In my experience playing him, anyone with high sustained damage. Rat doesn't have any escape tools, he just resists burst damage. Any consistent damage, like Ven shooting him, will kill him eventually.
>>583958045People realized you can build her to have 100% spirit resist and pretty much facetank anyone that isnt a M1gger
>he doesn't even go bomboclatFucking stupid ass character
>>583971380>unless they make her too hard for e-girlswell let's seeshe's a hybrid m1/spirit character that wants to build ricochet and heals allies off of her m1 and can also deal damage with it, she has a brap gas aoe ability and a life drain leech ability and a revive mechanic and her ult fears the enemies
>>583971396she came out with better animations than all of the cast AND THEN GOT MORE JUST BECAUSE
Senator Clay Davis for the next update
>>583971175Bebop in my experience does pretty well, he's got a massive fucking hitbox and his only escape is his ult, if you can force him to use it to survive hooks he doesn't have it for objectives.Plus you can easily justify buying curse later on, which knocks him out of the ult as long as you curse him before he plants the flag.
how do you deal with people in the air as solomon? not even just like vind, like any character with high ground
>>583968602>Silence prevents you from using abilities>Channeling is an ability you have already used before you were silencedMakes sense to me
Knight is such an easy save is practically brain dead, can the movement be disabled by Dispel or Roots?
>>583970691>>583971067>BASED BLACKS HAVE HAD IT WITH WOKEliteral jeetfarm facebook posts
>>583970525
>>583971578sure but that doesn't change the fact that she still looks old and dated compared to the new heroes
>>583971562wait... fiddlesticks that can heal allies?
Are Bishops the first instance of an imbueable ability where Echo Shard doesn't do anything?
>>583971626This meme has more edge to it than all of Solomon's actual voicelines put together.
why is there no glyph in deadlock?
>>583971613Acuse them of racism
>>583971175Any M1s especially Haze and Infernus even Venator, Bebop and splitpushing.He has low average damage, his only niche is to teamfight and be tanky. He's bad at everything else.
soloman too hard to play
>>583971754billy on wraith MUST be able to backdoor a walker in seconds and get away with it, please understand
>>583971613That's the neat part, you don't. Despite the massive utility and damage, this weakness kinda cucks him from high level play unless the other team goes full retard with like 6 ground heroes
>>583971881You are not one of Yakub's children, then.
>>583971613Welcome to the Grounded Raped Bitches Club, presided by Abrams, co-presided by Silver, Sinclair ( Missile ) acts as the general secretary.Enjoy having to work twice harder and getting fucked by half the cast
>paige rescue beam me as if she didn't want to fight right>we all had ults but okay>they take rift>retards fight now>not a single word typed, said or even pings being used the entire matchwhat the fuck is wrong with these people
>>583971881Solomon's intended playerbase is too low IQ to know how to play him
Solomon nude mod but his dick is so long it drags on the floor behind him as he floats
uhhhhhhhhhh so when are we gonna have a disable help? I just had a Solomon reposition me who was ulting with Haze, I was hitting 3 people btw
>people will tell you its just standard when they refuse to counter buy and lose in 25 min to enemy team of 4 gun heroes including rat king>no one on my team besides me bought metal skin or disarming hexi fucking hate these big updates they just bring retards into the game and make the matchmaking worse for weeks
>>583971175siphon bullets on an M1ggeryeah, its just that simple
https://youtu.be/aYd3r367Npw?list=LL&t=19
>>583971613I'm noticing that all three new heroes are bad at ranged, fliers and verticality>Rat King bomb doesn't reach high enough to characters on top of bridges etc and his rats only targets ground enemies (cucked if they stand on top of crates)>Baba is close range spells and stomps, even the tea throw is short ranged ground aoe
>>583972029>Abrams>Silverboth of those can solve this problem easily with p-strike
>>583972217Have you tried having fun?
Solomons gun is a purely better version of doormans gun wtf
>>583972316dont worry. danny wont be able to hit them either with his short range flamethrower and low projectile speed aoe pharah m1s!
>>583972316It's a good thing Big Dick Danny is coming in next
>>583972316Balanced to the fact they're all made for teamfight and BROOOL
>1/9 baba>next game>1/14 babaok
>>583972156deserved, m1gger scum.
>>583970525He's a cool foil to the Doorman. But that's pretty much it.The writing has been pretty weak on this update so far
i just realized this games aesthetic is just skullgirls
>>583972393His gun damage has very low scaling per boon even with the spirit scaling accounted for, so it falls off really hard, like really fucking hard (he has same dps as Ivy at 35 boons so you know just how bad it is)
>>583972316>Rat King bomb doesn't reach high enough
any meme redraw requests? pls and thanks
Solomon is too high iq for the dumbass nigger and s0icucks that voted for him. They're going to throw all your games. God forbid they show up on your team in ranked.
>>583972723boss baby vibes
>>583972852who's boss baby
I wish the game would let you see your accuracy
>>583972809Weird ass bug because a lot of times my bombs just refuse to jump to people on bridges lmfao, it'll flop uselessly trying to get on to the bridge
>>583961216>an unironic blizzdrone gunt guard in 2026
>>583959116deadlock won
I will never play this hero. give me harrow already.
If Danny's ult isn't a kamizake where he blows himself and the enemy team up with gorrilions of damage I might unironically kill myself
>>583973015>unstable concoction but in normal gamesi hope
>>583973001>we beat a game that was 16 years old when it peaked we heckin did it reddit
>>583973001It's nothing compared to Overwatch.
>>583967573Probably, nick was an absolute moron it wouldn't be very hard for a crisis to create enough tension to spark uprising
>>583973001damn, you sure owned that game that hasn't had an update in 10 years
>>583972816Solomon
Is the playercount going to keep peaking higher with each new character that gets unlocked?
>>583973015Better be old techies ult
>>583973103Correct, people actually play Deadlock (and TF2, for that matter)
>>583971376rook is a zoning/get off me tool, gutshot is a burst damage "I fuck u" tool
>for some reason, out of all the people in this batch, its the nurse who will end up being the M1 herothe fuck?
>hitler stalin and mao zedong in the other team>but they don't get that ahead because we never fight rift how lucky
>whopping 1.5k souls a minute as victor>took 2 walkers alone>decide to help my team once in the rift (our comeback rift) instead of eating all the farm>look at map>team either died or on our walker>get raped>fast forward>our team get rejuv>still 20k difference but instead of getting all the farm in the map team decides to push yellow>fuck i need to be there>be in the enemy walker>almost kill enemy carry>look at map>no rejuvs, team is dead
>>583973193>Better be old techies ultHow would remote mines make any sense on a flier?
>>583972816This with Danny
>>58397300175% of that number is bots btw
>>583973304danny is M1 according to his default build
An Egyptian themed hero would be cool
>>583971175>>583958045>rat cocksucker gets raped and gaped by M1 like Haze>baba gets raped and gaped by M1 like Haze>solomon raped and gaped by Haze too, probablyI've never wanted to main Haze moreThis is the perfect time to main Haze
>>583973379Danny is Pyro with a jetpack
>>583973001>>583973087>>583973370>>583973139reminder
>Solomon = Wise nigga Paige altGod, I love control mages. Graves can't play her POOSHing minigame, and I just make the enemy team's life difficult with shit in the way. 5% current HP on hit with the Bishops is so welcome.
>>583973087no one tell this retard how old Roblox is>>583973139the peak from 2023 is when it got a whole new game mode
I really hope Harrow is fun
>seeing more and more people voting HarrowWHAT IS GOING ON HARROWBROS?!
>>583973575Fanfiction
>>583968150cute
>>583972816The Lash™
>>583973642>rat king is okay>baba sucks>solomon sucksThere's still room to hold out hope I guess but I'm not feeling great
Somehow they made Solomon has an even more cancer at teamfight than rat kingI LOOOOOVEEEE 4 SPAMMABLE GIGANTIC STUN AOE THAT ALSO SLOWSI LOOOOVEEE BIG GIANT BOUNCING AOE THAT IMMOBILIZES ME I LOOOOOOVEEE ALL THESE I WIN AOESLOP
>>583973754Soloniggers trying to spite Danny truthers
>>583973836Baba and Yakub arent bad thats a skill issue
>>583971626Channeling is USING an ability, that's the entire difference between a regular one and a channeled one, retard
I don't care if Danny is second lastI just want Violet to be last
>>583973856I hope he gets a giganerf.Rat King is fine, and honest.
>>583973856git gud
Is it true the hideout is Haze's apartment
>>583973912reading comprehension bros...
>>583973408Only if shes a barely covered barefoot egyptian brown girl
>>583973918Same brother
>>583970525You people really need to realize that a character's perceived backstory can change at the drop of a hatI don't even mean via full rewrite, just look at how people's perception of Kelvin changed just from that one conversation with Baba
>>583973160
I hope Harrow is Moira 2.0
>>583974049Rat King players aren't allowed to comment on this. We voted for real characters, not some furry's OC.
>chess pieces block vexing bolt
>Nerf Sinclair for being lane hitler>Introduce lane hitler, but blackwhat did Yoshi mean by this?
dannybros why are people turning on us? what's going on?
>>583974141Blocks towers too
>>583973856>Already floaty, but gets a massive slowdown while moving pieces while in the air>literally just putting pieces down, and shaking my mouse while right-clicking>nobody can move, nobody can playI'm erect just thinking about it
>>583973242gut shot is "burst damage" but rook deals more damage with the same investment, not even factoring in the 5% max health damage and that it can hit multiple times due to the wall bounce
>>583974061LMAO
>>583974281>AIIIIIIIIIEEEEE BUT THE NUMBERSis it even worth whining about when you know yoshi is going to nerf later?
WHEN ARE THEY NERFING REM
>>583973856I lost a 3rd of my health because rook hit me multiple times when I got stunned in midfightactually fucking cancer character
>actually saw danny voters before>now there's none:(
WTF is wrong with solomon's voice acting?It's so so bad.
>>583974401Never, because Rem is honest and you are a shitter.
HARROW BROS 4TH PLACE IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE
>>583974473They didn't dare to do WD 2.0
>>583974473Black people speak like that irl
>>583974401Fuck that noise, nerf Haze.>>583974519>honestI wouldnt go THAT far.
Hello it's me your local Rem/Paige spammer following piggy's builds
>>583972816Indian Viscous.
>>583974723hello rem/paige spammer i'm full spirit beam kelvin and i'm going to fuck up every single one of my ults
Pizza hero when
gunshit ruined deadlock
>>583973001bring back quickplay and no tf2 player will care about player numbers again
>>583974825RK has pizza in his key art
All 3 new characters on my team will I win this match?
>>583974816Hello full spirit beam kelvin I am glued to my carry
>>583974816Hello full spirit beam kelvin, I'm green only Vindicta and I'm here to throw lane (I saw this the other day)
>>583964180Hey retard, i did by Jugg.What now?
>>583974825does venator count? he loves pizza
>>583974723are you caged and under a doggy right now?
I don't care whether haze has a high or low winrate, I just don't want her to be in FIFTY ONE POINT NINE percent of games, that's insane and significantly higher than every other character minus new heroes
>>583974915i played with a "pos5" vindicta earlier who rushed rescue beam and did nothing all match
>>583974915Hello green only Vindicta I am an Abrams who will do nothing but brool from minute 0
drinking a rootbeer which character should i play
>>583975030support Vinny is legit doe
>gimme all your farm, I have a game to losewhich character encapsulates this best
>>583975149grey talon seems like roobeer drinker
>>583975149>drinking shit that tastes like medicinewtf is wrong with you
>>583974962>under a doggyI'm not a faggot what does this mean?
>>583973349
>>583975186AM
>>583975186Silver and it's not even close.
I'm not seeing many Danny votes anymore. What if people assume too much that he's going to win that the votes for someone else beats him out in the last hour.
>>583968343i would apologize to pocket for being his designated MMR terrorist here
solomon is a mid lane hero, right
>>583973823
>>583975482100+ danny voter and it doesnt matter anymore. all the characters i didnt care about already won so now its just the best of the 5 and two hot bitches so i win any way you split it i guess
>>583975186While it's not a regular occurrence, I did play on a team that had a 0-27 Graves who was telling us how bad we are at the game while stealing every sinners and farm they could and not helping a single team fight. When everyone eventually (rightfully) shit on her, she threw a fit and alt-F4d after calling us retarded know nothings.
>>583962420would
violet tomorrow!!!
>>583975568yeah
You have 2 minutes once ally sinners come up before I go take them as Rem
>>583975707and what about their sinners
>>583975273???under a dog, as in getting mounted and fucked by one
>>583975775The 2 minutes is while I'm taking theirs
>>583975798more direct than i expected
they're buffing mina next balance patcht. kitten in the pro 'cords.
>>583975707what does ream even do with all the sinner souls? hes useless
>>583975882Buys a 12 minute curse and makes life hell for any squishies on the enemy team.
>>583975798That's animal abuse.
>>583975798seeing eskay get fucked by a dog would be pretty hot nglI bet her shrunken tranny microdick would ooze precum the whole time
>>583975976>her
>>583976063>>583976063>>583976063
get help
>>583975963lol no it's really knot>>583975976hot
I am trying to learn Vyper but I always do no damage at the end of the game, what gives.
>>583975331kino
>>583972335kill yourself
