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umasex
There is only soup in here.
Reminder that you need at least 9 plats (10 when CM20 ends) to give advice here
Digitan LOVE
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>583989095show yours
>>583989124
squish
>>583989095So we have like 3 people max who can give advice?
>>583989019wow thank you mr cock and balls
The prophesied event approaches.
Checking out AI fusing games.Which game would you choose to fuse with Umamusume PrettyDerby?
Vip Venus wins Shigiku Sho at Kyoto
>>583989376I'm finally getting a girlfriend???
>>583989294I don't think my f2p ass is supposed to give advice, but I like to talk about the game too
>>583989376must it
>>583989431Summer Clover
welcome, Tamamo croissant, to the next bread zone
>>583989376pls be a new super virus
>>583989095Coaches trainers? don't play
>>583989376First race of the Dancho CupAutumn Triple CrownTenno Sho AutumnNovember 1
mr cock em and baller linked up sneed it or keep it
>>583989332NIGGER YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW THAT KILL YOURSELF
>>583989376That's right! EoS!
For the Currens that missed the last thread
>>583989569Why can't these cups just be the same conditions as CM?
12 minutes until comfy hour
>>583989596>Conc discussion last thread still goinghehI skipped gw in pisces and won btw. Also 9/20 plats btw. How many meta conc builds are just vb getting it natty and how many are from the wit bobo card and not the speed card
>For the Curr-[-]
>>583989662I don't give a shit about drama, though. Wish these faggots would all, just, y'know? an hero
>>583989662>timezoneYou're from Indonesia. Mid sized yikes.
You realize you can change your timezone
>this is the best drama currenfags can fabricatePathetic
>>583989662I'm the one who made these two posts. You will eat anything I put on your plate>SEA timezoneMakes sense
>>583989751>how many are from the wit bobo card and not the speed cardwhat the fuck are you talking about? The only current sources of Concentration are the GL Bourbon card scenario Link, Suzuka Stam SSR, and Tazuna SSR.
>>583989662why did you use her name as if it was a slur
>>583989951but I like my timezone
>>583989972>>583989876>amerimutt education
>>583989714I'm trying to match them with the real life G1 races
why were anons so upset last thread?
>>583989972>>583989876Seamus is to blame
>>583989662Dacchis might actually be reforming him
>>583990084This retard doesn't know how scenario link and Grand Live scenario link works and is telling others how to play.
>>583990278retard
>>583990084Lmao what a fucking retard>>583989751Apparently wit bourbon and speed bourbon have been used roughly the same
>>583990084speed bourbon welfare is a great budget option on kita since she has TTL innate if you want conc, better than the wit card. SP bonus, great hints that can produce very strong midrace from pure skill value.If you're running anyone without TTL the wit card is kinda mandatory, yeah, not because of conc, but because of TTL. Paama is hard to work with since you'd need to cover it with a gold
>>583990214Which one? The schizo one or the good one?
>>583990363I forgot about Speed Bourbon welfare. I was wrong, there. I haven't tested it, can't imagine it's better as a stat stick than Tachyon/Maru/Kita. And you need two wit cards to hit 800-1k wit consistently. Trying to get 900+ wit on Bourbon, Kitasan, or Suzuka with just Finemoan or Teio sounds like hell.
>still getting bumped
>>583990649>Trying to get 900+ wit on Bourbon, Kitasan, or Suzuka with just Finemoan or Teio sounds like hell.It is
>>583990649>can't imagine it's better as a stat stick than Tachyon/Maru/Kitaof course it's not, but it's decent and it lets you run a different wit card that's actually good. It's pretty grim on your power output though
helloI do my hair like this
>>583990360>only sources of Concentration are the Bourbon card scenario link, Suzuka Stam SSR, and Tazuna SSRwhat part of that is inaccurate? I'll wait.
YWNBAU
>>583990970>conveniently left out the part "what the fuck are you talking about?"I'll wait when you figure why you're a retard
Bono with Corner Recovery X + Nothing Ventured
>>583990970>can't read>strawmans and moves the goalpost conveniently when confrontedOf course secondaries would do anything but take it like a man when they're wrong
>>583990983I will bed an uma and the laws of this land will not stop me
Is there a better race camera mod for hachimi or some other plugin?
>>583991019oh. why would that be relevant, though? the Bourbon speed card isn't very good, and if you're running 3, it' probably better to run Kita/Tachy/Maru and 2 wit, one of which will need to be Bobot if you're a frontfag.
watching over him sleeping <3 woke up to him cuddling me
Arrow Metal wins 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo
I raised my hand too far up and got my hand karate chopped by the ceiling fan and it hurts pretty bad
>>583991150Yes.
>>583991324you're too short for that pinoy
>>583990416>licking the dog
>>583991324what if you broke it and the fan falls on you any minute now
I get tan like this
>>583991180Nigga read the conversation chain
>>583991393
>>583991493>whore shower
>>583991384Give it to me.
HOLY
>>583991682WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAH SEXO RACE SEXO WIN
>>583991682Saving the gray race
>>583991581Why? What is in it for me? What do I gain from helping you
>>583991501>apparently speed bourbon and wit bourbon are used the same according to X engineso it's a nothingburger, waste of fucking time. > how many are from the wit bobo card and not the speed cardI know you're nta but seriously what the fuck is this supposed to mean? It's late I should go to sleep, fuck this CM and double fuck Cygames for this ass scenario
Flash...
I love this donkey so much
>>583991817>>>/b/
There cannot be a bigger brick of a "must" style card than Kris S>stamina, long centric>mediocre stamina output>unique effect is a guts bonus, a FUCKING GUTS BONUS>no gold heal, need another source entirely
>>583991768The color of your skin will be white.
>>583991794Using hakuraku data to see which of the Speed or Wit bourbon cards was used to get Concentration from the Grand Live Scenario Link
>>583991861???
>>583991682T O Purcell wins 9th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>583991903There is nothing to gain as I'm already white. We are done here, you are too simple minded.
>>583992040this is a horse general
>>583991796Another one has been brainwashed by Gimlet...
>>583992082You'll gradually become the same color as your heart. Brown.
every single person who took pride that he is white on the internet were always indian, seanig, or some sort of other brown thirdworlder
me and him
>>583992149hearts are red bwo...
>>583992149>Implying I have a heartFunny
>>583992286my heart is black like coal
Hello fellow whites I am here to restore the honor of the Mejiro name
>>583991971and why would that matter at all? I started this retarded chain by bitching about Bourbon being a shit wit card and some anon unhelpfully noted that you can fail Concentration wit check even at 1k+ wit, whereupon I called him a nigger because I was angry
>>583992273
>>583992358stop saying it
>>583992387There are people who dislike Netori?
>>583992232i'm whie tho
>>583992354
>>583992387I think like this
Win Carnelian has arrived in Big Red Farm yesterday to begin his 2nd career as a stud horse.He'll be standing stud at the place his grandsire, Grass Wonder, stood stud as well
>>583992565He's going to rape all the mares
>>583992387>cuckold porn):<>cuckold porn, japanO:
>prostitute
I want Laurel to comfort me
>bumping bob
Norari Kurari wins Jimba Tokubetsu at Tokyo
Why'd you idiots make ANOTHER thread?
>>583992962last thread got to bump limit gwochis
>>583992962the last one finished, duh
I'm trying to see what set of cards will maximize the amount of skills I can learn at once and noticed that two of my Front cards are giving me a skill that require you to be behind someone?
>>583992962Bump limit????
>>583992962there's no other thread
Why are umas like this?
where's this idea coming from that CM21 will be "Utter Chaos" and that anyone can win?There are like 7 consistently good accels for Chukyo 1200. You're not gonna cheese out a win
>>583993031it's a good skill
>>583993079That's a fucking stallion
>>583993031Slipstream is a good skill for fronts because fronts are supposed to exchange 1st and 2nd place as they push each other. It's also good for paces too.In some tracks it can even proc twice.
>>583992962realityshifterbwo...
>>583992936best grandma
>>583993129>There are like 7 consistently good accels for Chukyo 1200But that's why it will be "utter chaos" and anyone can win
>>583993129everyone said that about last sprint too and it's still utter chaos of who accels the fastest
>>583993129sprints are funny races
Whore
Storm and Stress
>>583993129Because little timmy with his bakushin can and will get five times more downhill mode than you
>>583993429Nyo
>>583993504Then little timmy with his bakushin will go slightly wide on a corner and exit downhill mode just as you popped 6 velocity skills thus blocking and killing you
>>583993591kino
why 2 bread
>>583993651why not
I'm eating bread for the first time in months and I want to cry because I'll never eat bread againIt's so tasty
I have nothing so far for CM20. Who are my best go-tos? I've tried a couple Cafe runs but not managed a good statline yet though I have been getting absolutely cucked with 3spd/2wit and still having multiple rounds where no one turns up to the right training.
Erhaben wins Ujigawa Tokubetsu at Kyoto
>>583993734>good statlineyour threshold?
>>583993762
>>583993734if you're not using kris you should be running end, and if you're using kris you shouldn't be using 2 wit
>>583993762>3 MejirosFuck off
>some people will attempt to run double debuffers in sprintkino as well
having an ingrown toenail is fucking bullshit
>>583993732Fat fuck
what is the google doc that people use for planning pulls or whatever?
I have made so many SS uma """aces""" this CM prep...
>>583993976dozohttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/1/d/100t3hnYl5Qm2UR8RtPlH-8Xd9KQbBlxEdXUOIR4d394
>>583993949Not for long but yes
>>583989123precious digikinda wanna see one where the tickets all sold out and she had to buy a scalped one though
>>583993976not a doc anymore, but a websitehttps://umacaratcalculator.com/
>>583993856Is claw forward better than OYL+Scramble?>>5839937831600 spd 800ish stam 1100 ish power 500+ guts close to 1k wit
>>583994045>>583993976they turned it into a website recentlyhttps://umacaratcalculator.com/app
>>583994089no as in the arima hidden stats
>>583994086>>583994121shan't
>>583994089>is claw forward better than OYL+ScrambleYes but it feels like trying to pass an apple made out of rocks through your urethra. You have one day, you don't get to run Kris S anymore.
>>583994163Oh I had forgotten about those. Looks like it's 601 stam and guts?
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/ns5cSUhttps://jiggie.fun/ns5cSU
why the heck are even hidden stats
>>583994432Stats you can't see because they're so small
>>583993941They already did for the previous one
>>583992646Western cuckold porn focuses on seeing your own girls taken away by a stronger, more masculine man, ravaging their girls, impregnating them, and then as a good cuck take responsibility, pay the condom fees, licking the semen, and borderline be a slave to the bull, lowkey gay afJapanese cuckold porn focuses on you being either the strong bull taking whoever you want to fulfill your sick fantasies of power, or being a girl being fucked describing the pleasure of being cummed inside, which is straight and based
>>583994216>you don't get to run Kris S anymore.Actually I'll run her everyday when she shows up because she is my umawife
>>583994454oh so kinda like my pecker…
>>583993945if it's bleeding you should go to a doctor nigga
>>583994489Don't stop, no don't stop tee feeneesh.
>>583994485YWNBAW
>>583994373301/601/901 and such for stam/guts. so 901 stam 601 guts. can go as low as 867 stam 578 guts if you're in great mood for finals
>>583994489alright well you do you but throwing your dick out in the wind on trying to get a usable claw forward horse with that fucking brick of a card is not it chief
>>583994485>tamamo
>>583994057
How do I make an Oonige that can win?
>>583994629
>>583994485lots of words to say that you’re into someone else making your partner nut
>>583993945I have a broken bone on the side of my foot. It sucks too
>>583994724That's a tranny
>>583994724she's not that big
>3D
>>583994702poor digi
I wish my trainee would slap me around and choke me a bit before telling me that she loves and cares about my well being and that I'm a fucking idiot for not believing in myself more.
sniff
>>583994750
>>583994869Aoi...Meek is too meek for that
>>583994640I meant the trainee not the card anon
>>583994869ruby torena...
>>583994724agnes is such a milf dommy mommy
>black artist
What do you like about Mejiro McQueen?
>>583994869gentiltore...
>>583994979that the other, better mejiros tend to show up when she’s around
How do I tell my clubdacchi I love her?
>>583994724You know what would be great? If cosplay whores took picture in something other than a plain room with the same boring wooden flooring. Like a proper photoshoot.
>>583994949
>>583994979Her qualities, features, and characteristics.
Cosmic Dancer wins JRA Telephone And Internet Betting 50th Anniversary at Tokyo
>>583994892Dirty umas are cool and cute
>>583995131How fucking lazy do you have to be to name your horse 2014?
>>583995184>fake tits
I couldn't imagine living without breadMy life would CRUMBLE...
>>583995165Yes, but not that one.
G3 Saudi Arabia Royal Cup in 30 minutes>>583995184Her name is ギエム, just english netkeiba does not show it (Has to do with her being an unraced horse)
>>583995269look at her go
>>583995254
>>583994949>>583995087You can hear the smoke alarm beep
>>5839944545 inchces isn't small...
>>583995254How so? Without bread, you can't crumble...I appreciate the effort dough
How do you get 4k+ SP in independent training?
>>583995275Good cause I felt bad for her
roreru... your delusions...
>>583995436clank maya
>>583995165SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX
>>583995275Bets on Ghibli
>>583995275imagine training a girl named HANDSOME
>>583995484hows that work
>>583995492Falco's umanko is so stinky your cock would smell like it for a week
>>583995601it just works
>>583995275can you really name a horse Ghibli like that....
>>583995408youre not supposed to think that hard about it bwo...
>>583995645Imagine fucking her big tits while the puppet sucks on your head
>>583995583women can be handsome too
>>583995254That was a great pun, kaichou!
My trainee is a fucking loser and I’m sick of her shit
>>583995730>wokenessFuck off
>>583995716Nyo
>>583995872Laisu torena...
>>583995660Sorry, but when it comes to pastries and wordplay, I'm one to keep PUN-DE-RING a lot, sorry if I threw my BEAR-CLAWS at CHOUX.
>>583995876
>>583995638ok but what specifically do you do
>>583996108fatber....
>>583996160just clank a regular parent run with a regular parent deck, Maya will do the rest
We fucked
Saimon Chevalier wins Misasagi Stakes at Kyoto
UMA MUSUME IS A FEEDER GAME!
>>583996268>Neo UniverseEw
4 minutes until G3 Saudi Arabia Royal Cup
>>583995602you have no idea how fucking hot that sounds the smell of your trainee's sex impregnated on you even when she's not there you would die from a permanent boner at all times
>>583996401Stay Gold's blood vs Maruzensky's bloods
>>583996401Let's go Satono Hakumai
oh
>>583996298what song does she play?
Tazuna keeps grabbing my ass when she passes me in the hallway…
>>583996783Ningen pussies are better
>>583996767https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
>>583996401STARTING!!!!!
Agordino wins G3 Saudi Arabia Royal Cup at TokyoThis is the last one for me, at least for today, there will be a G2 on sunday and on monday (+ JPN1 on monday)
Liberty Island will one day join her brethren Rice and Suzuka and they will give her massive tits
>>583997003>Kris SCringe
>>583997003>Kris SBased
>>583997003best grandma strikes again
>>583997003sunday
>>583997003Thank you for always providing us with your services keibrabo, have a good one
>>583997259Living Fleshlight
Narita Brian
>>583997345I wanna eat her
>>583997345Has really nice tits I would enjoy sucking on
>>583997389...eat her pussy, right?
>>583997345True
bored
Agordino joins[Ichō Tokubetsu]>Symboli Rudolf[Ichō Stakes]>Air Groove (1995) >Mejiro Dober (1996)[G3 Saudi Arabia Royal Cup]>Gran Alegria (2018)As a Saudi Arabia Royal Cup winner, Congratulations!
>>583997428My mind wasn't there but yeah
>>583997457cracker
>>583997534who dis whore she cute
>>583997003A classic 3x4x5 Sundayman victory
Stopping for now too, big apologies for being unable to post more racing videos for today a powerline got busted so I had to use data for this one, hopefully tomorrow is fixedAs usual thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching if your favorite(s) won congrats, if they didn't may next time go better>Tomorrow - early SundayIreland Trophy G2, this is actually a new G2 that was established last year repladcing the Fuchu Himba Stakes in date, since that one was moved to June to replace another race, this is a trial race for the QEII Cup G1>Sunday - early MondayMBS Sho Swan Stakes G2, won by>Bamboo Memory (1989)>Sakura Bakushin O (1994)>Hishi Akebono (1995)>Taiki Shuttle (1997)This is a trial race for the Mile Championship, the winner gets a spotI hope you can be here to watch them
>>583997623rude. Grassu is a bona fide japanese woman, anon
>>583997880Hope your shit is back online soon bro
nonny..
>>583997345Ugly tomboy
>>583997259don't post an image depicting giantess fetishism!!
>>583997919I saw her absolutely demolish two servings of biscuits and gravy for breakfast She’s about as Japanese as a poke bowl
7 and I fapAny othe number and I go to sleep
>>583998092umasumi
>>583998021hmmmm nyo
>>583998167AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>583997953Thank you
powerpointbro says pullare (You) pulling?
no one wants to fuck br*an
>10 runs>not one single chain event finished in every single one of themNo seriously what does support chain frequency actually do?
>>583998337who?
>>583998337Nyes of course, I have a big stash and I'll be using that card for a whole fucking year
>>583998385Every time you buy a chain frequency song a silent laugh track plays behind you
>>583998337from my experience with Persona Phantom X I know for a fact that there's a guy for every uma banner no matter how bad it is
>>583998368I'd even fuck Brian (male name)
>>583998553>Persona XThe only thing I know about that is Laisu has the voice actor as that one main story girl
>>583998526>flat
>>583998752Flat can be very hot
>>583998671Laisu has a cute voice
>>583998869>>>/d/
>>583998921Now what's that supposed to mean
>>583998903Paizuri One....
god been so bored just watching fucking slop
>>583999067stop watching slop
>>583999067until you watch seasonal romance/isekai anime you can't truly say you're watching slop
>>583999137Age gap of 40 years...
post something sleepy
>>583999179
Very typical of Germans
>>583999136>romance/isekaiNTA but inject that slop directly to my veins
gm
>>583999378hey
>>583999414sup
I'm horny for the Bakushin.
>>583998337Yep
1 wit is too scuffed (teio)o well
>>583999286cute
>>583998337for pokke (card) or pokke (uma)?yes to both either way
...
Is this a good skill?
s....
>>583999294BASED TIACHAD
>>583999858the pokke (mon)
>3 AM spam
what
former record holder for Swan Stakes
>>584000605Love this place there is always someone at any time with similar taste no matter how sloppy it is
>>583989124exposed
nobody likes what i like thoughever
>All-Terrain SeiunYou know what, I'll take it.
>>584000939what do you like
shut up
>>584000970sex and pistols
>>584000990I can see nobody liking that
>>584000990are you british
>>584001047personally i really like the luger
>>584000815I don't think Observation log is slop at all. I consider it one of the best villainess at least from the villainess anime I've read/watched
>>584000990
>>584001173In my mind Tearmoon is the only good one and the rest is slop, but I still watch them.
How much stam and blues would you even need to tank this
>>584001308the good old 1200 stm and 2 golds
>>584001265>TearmoonBASED though I'm biased with Tia since I've been waiting for the adaptation forever and the studio deliveredAlso, I recommend Tensei Ojisan if you haven't watched it yet. It also has SAMBA!
>>584001485I did watch that and it was funny as well.
Stillposting is good for you
WOMEN SHOULD BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD
>>584001598Not much to see I'm afraid...
stillposting is not real
>>584001598WOMEN SHOULD BE SNIFFED AND LICKED
>>584001747Put on a shirt you FREAK
>incel hours
>>584001583>I did watch that and it was funny as well.I KNEELI watched it when it was airing and the weekly threads were very fun
oh noare we in "woman knower" part of the day
>>584001838I've known many women in my life
>>584001814Why?
>>584001829I guess /a/ still watches fun anime sometimes, stopped going there ages ago
>>583998337I don't fucking know anymore man. Every single niggas says completely different things and every single one of them says get this and that mlb or bricked. I can't be assed anymore I just wanna pull umas and have fun
>>584001265hey just remembered this show. what happened to it desuwa?
post umas that could go topless at the beach
yanko manko
My food for today? A can of pea soup and half a loaf of 2 days old bread
Still's mouth
>>584002003Teio topless pretending to be a boy sounds extremely lewd...
>>584001935>I guess /a/ still watches fun animeMost of them are sadly image dump threads but I try to go there when I'm watching a weekly anime to see if it at least has an alive bread
I do not care about Still in Love.I will only acknowledge her when she is in Global.
みんなが大嫌い……
nobody cares what you think rice nigga retard fag
>>584002003None of them because boys wouldn't have tails or ears
>>584001939Yeah there are just too many good late umas next two scenarios. Im thinking this and get lucky
>>584002003Teio still has small mounds people would know!
>>584001097Uma Live? Can't wait!
>>584002331fixed
>>584002003There is an image of Seiun Sky doing just that but I keep getting banned for posting even slightly lewd images
>>584002398AWOOGA
>>584002398>slop light circles
Is it too late to return to this?
>>584002235same
Ruby saw how small my penis is, she looked devastated.I'm gonna kill myself.
>>584002438nah we're in a bit of a down period right now before the next big wave of powercreep hits in the next 2 scenarios, which you'd easily be able to save for if you started again now
tried to do an ace run but i think im just sending in the tt umas for a while bros
>>584002446Helios stop shitposting. Ruby chose her trainer over you
post hare
people blame the scenario but is the actual problem that with foresight global solved all CMs instantly
>>584002513Stop being lazy
>>584002434I like that AI slop picked up on that because (((artists))) are hacks and can't figure out the fucking ring lights' reflections shouldn't be copied
>>584002585i’ll make aces for the sprint cm but i really don’t wanna train for longs…
game should have no tp and no borrow limitsI want to keep making aces
>>584002771Rice tanuki is NOT that big
>>583998368that no one? me and my trainee
umanko is too powerful...
Never kill yourself.
Does longslop ever become longgem
>>584002685Make a witlet, overstammed RULER OF JAPAN and grab your state mandated gold title
>>584002896As you order, master.
>>584002896Ruby would NOT say this
>>584002983What would Ruby say?
>>584002003I immediately think of Maruzensky, but then i understood what you mean
>>584003003
>>584002896you're not my mom
>>584002930NTA, but good enough I guess? She's understammed a bit I think, should've not taken racing spirit stam maybe
>>584003003"Kill Helios"
>>5840028967 and i will, so that ruby can have a better torena watch over her training
>>584002896give me 3 good reasons
>long s first inspo>no rainbows during first summer>give up>try againIt hate it!
>>584003120>witlet when DDWP requires another skill activation
Born on a small breeding ranch that had never even made an open-class horse before, wearing the Menko of his deceased trainer, for whom he was the last winner, and achieving the first graded stakes race for his sire....You are a horse of dreams, Agordino!
>>584003120>CM20More like CM10. Lol!
>>584003227Your phone/PC will be lonely.Your precious trainee is going to be sad.You won't be able to eat your favorite food anymore.
>>584002417post it
>>584003042based fellow hagfucker
>>584003303
>>584003303that sounds like a kino career in the making. will he be taking on the classics next year? or does the stable have other plans in mind?
>>584003131STOP THISRUBYDOESNOTHATEHELIOS
>>5840034387 and ruby drains my cock again, proving you wrong
>>584003438
>>584003227>give me reasons not to kill myselfUnless you set up redundancies you'll end up surviving but in a state that makes you REALLY wish you could dieThey are going to harvest your organs and send them to a gay pedophile in Tel AvivThey are going to send your cellphone and computer to a scam center in either Mogadishu or le Kiev
>>584003438I HATE HELIOS
I wish I didn't have such a small cock...
>>584003539tama...
i'm seeing shadows on the corner of my eyes stop moving so fast
>>584003539with this 7, it will be bgi enough for your trainee
helios dont look
>>584003515i love helios bros...
>>584003354Sei-chan shouldn't be lewded...I shouldn't...
>>584003525who is "They"?
I have been edging and gooning to Dober for 3 hours now
>>584003515Wei so cute...
which umas would agree to watch uav (umamusume adult video) with (you)?
>>584003405The race was 3 hours ago so I am pretty sure the stable does not yet have a plan for the next step, but considering he now has 3 races behind him (Debut win (1200 meters), 2nd in Cosmos Sho (Open, 1800 meters) and now G3 win (1600 meters)) I would assume they will send him to Asahi Hai FS or one of the G2s next monthWith his pedigree, he should be able to race at 2000-2500 meters, so classics should be the excpected route
>>584003609are you sure?
>>584003726
comfy
>>584003609ntr smile
cygames actually cooked a real canon yuri NTR tetrahedron
>>584003354https://files.catbox.moe/b9o3ac.jpg
>>584003759cutest dork
>>584003801>she forgot all umamusume are girlsWe love our dumb trainees
>>584003810Plap Motion
uma feet
>>584003801i feel the need to sex the stupid out of her
>>584003539Sorry, anon.You have to uninstall the game since none of the umas would accept someone with a small cock.
angling and scheming
>>584003938What is she scheming?
>erp hours
>>584003845
https://files.catbox.moe/qk2lrm.jpg
Yadda yadda
>>584004007owo?
>>584003303>>584003401Holy fuck, he was also one of the unsold horses at an auction.Pleas make it to Uma. This story will be Kino. I can feel it.
>>584004084retard
>>584004097>PleasPlease*
I love my umawife
t-thanks...
>>584003992How to avoid getting mogged by the competition and losing her trainer
>cm21 I'm thinking it's time for pace Bakushin again
>>584003227Nikocado Avocado will outlive you
semen retention above 1M again
>>584004471>againwhy would it go down?
>>584004471there's no going back mane
>>584004471>>584004512not enough hornyposting
>>584004471>retention population lower than MANTGLbros...?
I hope my trainee doesn't find out I teiopost
>>584004573neichabwo...
Is it time to join the semen retention society?
>>583998337The timing is just not good it's 2 month before Pasa
>>583998337I am, yes. It fits in my plan, and I don't have KSB so it'll be in every deck for me until Pasa. Even after, it'll get use. If I had KSB I wouldn't pull Pokke though.
>>584003630the fuck is wrong with her toe thumb
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH SAKURA BAKUSHIN O!!!!
no one says that
i will be playing the better game with Tacto
>>584004738new friend...
who is sakura bakushin o
buck skin
>>584004802I already got that one though?
If you have a small cock just pick a small trainee
stupid sexy beast
>>584005184i pick you then
>two threads>both are dead
>>584005251I am quite tall
>>584005184
>>584005279doubt it
Post Grass's raunchy demin shorts
>>584004682Realistically if you can manage to fit Pokke in she will be your second speed card for a whole yearOr you can cope with Kita for 6 more months and take Dura insteadThey both die to SiL either way
>>584005334
>>584005325193cm is quite tall anywhere in the world but the dinaric alps
Should I play Fantasy Maiden Wars or Winning Post?
>>584005184small umas deserve a trainer with a huge cock thoughbeitleave the dicklets to the tittymonsters and the lesbos
>>584005482Fantasy Maiden Wars ezI still need to stop getting filtered by Okuu
>>584005465pics or gtfo
>>584005482why are they watering the horse
I'm on an overnight trip with my trainee up in the mountains. How do I avoid leading her on? This is just a platonic trip between trainer and trainee to build up our bond.
>>584005015are you playing Jeopardy with somebody
>>584005608We just don't know
comfy bours
>>584005608So they grow
>>584005829nah i'm still here
>>584005829yummers
The One to win over Agordino in Cosmos Sho? Der Glanz
>>584005903I smell bad...
>>584005654>overnight trip with my trainee up in the mountains>just a platonic trip between trainer and trainee to build up our bondThe director will have a meeting with you after your excursion, concerning your affiliation with Tracen Academy
We have entries for G1 Shuka Sho
>>584006145hello!
>>584006215sweet happiness is a cute mare name...
>>584005654A friend took a weekend trip to the hot springs with his trainee and said it was just platonic, and he ended up getting blacklisted from being a trainer because he didn't do anything
>>584006191It was her idea!!
If your trainee doesn't even rape you during your triip then you failed as a trainer and as a man
>>584006278How do you win...
>>584006376She doesn't have the umaballs.
umarape is not realyour fantasies will never come truekill yourself
>>584006403I think Tracen is a matchmaking service disguised as a training academy
Hey trainer, want to go up into the mountains with me?
>>584006423nyoo
>>584006423Sounds like someone was told that their trainee would rather die than be with them
>>584006502>that outfit>yukippe is a cutteruhhhh
>>584006423Of course, my trainee would never do such a thing to me.
>>584006415>+42 energy>Mood up
torepi more like torape
>tactcucks already imagining her onsen trip to be pure sexo even tho we have no inkling of her disposition towards her torena yetI will fucking laugh at all you cucks when she becomes as plain in her torena relationship as jordan
>>584006423>kill yourself7 and i do this
>>584006815can rudolf just watch? I'm into oyakodon but I don't see rudolf in that way...
deio sdebbu on my face
>>584006423maybebut anonrape is very realyes, i am threatening you
>>584006803Bwo...
>>584006245Machitan so cuuuute
>>584006875you won't do shit
>>584006415I truly hate anything that has the T headed trainer in it. Make a real character asshat
>>584006815impregnating Luna in front of tokai teio (she's still too young, i'm into hags)
>>584006815would this count as an oyakodon
a chestnut stole my bike!
I hate that feeling after you shit where you gotta fart for hours afterwards
>>584007108Samson Big would NOT say this
mambo
>>584007108I hate when there's a little bit of pee that comes out when I poop
>>584005425Still is kinda a better card than both Pokke and Dura it seems even for an End only. But I'm bad at figuring out their Gold skills usefulness in an actual races beyond raw stat.
Yae (?)
>Wake up>There's STILL two competing threadsI fucking hate all of you
>>584007292I thought we were friends
>>584007292gmorning bby
>someone translated the kumiyabe king ntr doujinFuck its good.
>>584007292hello
>>584007218Yeah you will be using SiL + ECP for your backliners so both Pokke and Dura fall off
>>584007292
[-]
hory shethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJmAns1AtD4
these panzerkeks are pretty good
12 hours left before round 1 startsAre (You) ready?
>>584007484STOP MAKING HER BIGGER AND SPHERICLEAVE HER ALONE
>>584007647I still have over 30 hours to make my aces
>>584007218Still’s Gold seems like baitIf it procs, it is theoretically a .35 current speed version of pulseBut it is reliant on dueling
>>584007569What's the meme with him calling Machan "MachYan?"
>>584007569>no angling and pumpPaceGODS
>He doesn't know about 1 Hour long Daring Tact ASMRlmaohttps://youtu.be/yEGwrO9rYyI
>>584007569Eru mentioned
>>584007569global server is too lazy with spark farming eh
what do you mean there are two /umas/
>>584007569There are going to be too many triple pace teams that get eaten alive by fronts and backliners because of this video
>>584007847there's another /uma/ inside me... just trying to get out...
>>584007847There are lots of umasPerhaps even as many as 10
>>584007847one is umamusume, the other is 馬娘
ok anons were right year agothis game is too greedywe should get old SSR banner cards with some catchup mechanic for free
umarape is real
Pace is the most honest running style.
pleeease bring debuffers to sprintplease
>>584008037what's the point of subdued/flustered in a sprintand where are all the sprint-only debuffs like stop right there
Name 10 horses
I would like a grown up older Teio who failed to grow any breasts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJmAns1AtD4 wit god says to use end croser
>>584008161isn't that just rudolf with silghtly more vibrant hair? and an annoying voice?
>>584007669
>>584008159agnesnaritamejiromatughakdgkane goldshipgolshigorushi umamusume Asupikikitasan black
>>584008205No...
>what if we gave late surgers straightaway spurt? Surely nothing will go wrong
>>584008251Those are good horses
best f2p NN wit replacement for this deck? I wanna build late NY Opera O
>>584008161
>>584008159secretariatroku nanaskibidi rizzfingereclipsepotooooooooangel of Kirkhengroentommy two sockskidslookintouchable
>>584008313is not like Natie is giving you anything of value for long, use any wit card you have, fuku wit or dasca wit both SR or CB if you have her
>>584007569>cant even use og taiki it's over for me
>>584008348She's French and not the beauty that is Teio
>>584008389is 0lb cb good enough or should i just run wit daiwa/fuku instead?
>>584008363I appreciate the restraint it took to not put finger in 9th
umasumi>>584008492don't use 0LB CB
>>584008313NN gives more wit than SR. If you're looking for something else than wit, probably either Daiwa for quick rainbow and higher spec prio or Seiun for SP bonus.
>>584008519>>584008539thanks, i'll go with daiwa then
>>584008492>0lb cbjust bite the bullet and use a crystal already bwo
I miss the time when we didn't have quotas
Pace or late for CM21
Teioposters use her for shitposting. They don't actually have her as their favourite do they?
>>584008617either pace or end
>>584008617pace for comfylate for meta faggotry
>>584008605mambwo...
Goodnight, sweet prince
>>584008605my club doesn't have a quota
>>584008704my b+ club also doesn't have a quota
>>584008595Do not, we are two months from Ramonu if you plan to play through GM>>584008605We have quotas?>>584008617PDM is not as much of a thing anymoreProbably Late
>>584008617KING HALO
>>584008670favorite is a strong word but I have busted a nut to her on several occasions
>>584008689She good as a front, but you'll meet with the door quite often if you try that.
>>584008689When do they actually kill fronts? Oguri wasn't nearly as bad as fronts.
>>584008806What's so erotic about Teio?
Am I schizophrenic for taking Concentration on sprint pace chasers?
>>584008605"5m daily" "100mill monthly"no nigger, I'll do my 5 borrows a day and whatever I get is it for the day fuck off
>>584008313Look like you are running Late? The only upgrade for Natie I know is Dia wit that come with 100 free pulls. https://uma.guide/support-cards/detail?id=30179
>>584008670she's my favorite and I'm also that kind of teioposter
>>584008037Speed debuffers are always viable. They decrease CURRENT, not target speed.
>Got followed by someone from /uma/
>>584009129You're getting poached, say goodbye to your club dacchis
>>584008927Tight tiny body
>>584009129Me too. But, in return I followed someone from /uma/
>>584009292trading CP with my /uma/bros
I'm out of borrows
Umas that would be good at Street Fighter 6?
>>584009129I got followed by someone in the club I was in but then they stopped playing. I put the game down a month after
This is Teio thread now
>>584009409
i sent a sticker my dancho duties are over for the month
>>584009409Older Teio preparing for a date with trainer!
>>584009336>>584005289
any jpbabs know when the paid spark pass or whatever will come to global
Good afternoon
>>584009409BONONO MY BELOVED
>>584009746hi there!
I can finally start making parents for the CM
>>584009785is there somewhere that these comics are collected in one place translated
>>584009717I miss Teiobro.
>>584010006Teiobro lives on in our hearts.
Teiobro lost his big toe and you're laughing
>>584008927Her flexible body
>>584002896Thank you Ruby....but I'm just not worthy of torening you.....I'm a failure....
>>584010091well I hope he finds it soon!
morning
My trainee refuses to get Long S…
>>584010348morning dude
>>584008915>when do they kill frontsaround the 5th time vbourbon gets a card she can't use
>>584009717oh yeah this guy did exist at some point
>>584010134Teio doing stretches would be very erotic
I accidentally put too much honey in my oats and now its too sweet
same but honey is my dick and oats is trainee umanko
>>584009993KIIIIII MIIIIII TOOOOO
Stop making me want to fuck Teio
>capped TP, no borrows, might as well boot a sprint parent run>mfw I don't even have enough sparks to get a sprint E to Ait appears i might be screwed for cm21
>>584010546you can fix that by balancing it with more oats
>>584010546add milk or banana
>>584010569I don't get it>>584010640That's true...
>>584010546I switched to frozen fruits for my overnight oats. Goes better with oats in my opinion
>>584010634Take your own sprint spark parent (SURELY YOU HAVE 1) and smash it together with a borrow with sprint until a sprint baby comes out and you're good?
When do we get new casual clothes for other umas?
>>584010761he got no borrows
>>584010761I NYEED the borrows for the ace runs I'm glueing
what is this chick's deal
So you need more mutating shit for sprint again?
>>584010814>>584010836okay so build a second sprint parent first
>>584010872no, just use natural sprinters anon and use whatever turf GP/P lines you have>b-b-b-but sprint S betterit's not even about that, it's just not worth making a dedicated sprint parent with our accelerated schedule
>>584010814fix your problem in 3 hours, there are many new days before cm21>>584010836>borrows for acesdyon't do this if you have time to grind more and nothing to grind with, just make your parent first
>>584010839She is funny man to Kris S as the straight man in their comedy duo
>>584010959I'm still making aces for cm20 thougbeit
>>584010836At least you're aiming from E. I'm aiming from F and G
I am aiming for my trainee's G too if you know what i'm saying
>>584011089Stop making lewd corruptions of other people's posts
the threads have been too peaceful lately
is cm21 another 3 speed / 2 wit or do we need to fit in a flex card somehow?
>>584011174drama??
>>584011185backliners will want ruby power for the skill (or have parents with the white version)
another borrow and more time wasted on a horseshit run..
>>584011174we had a thread split because of a schizo literally last threadit's also still up for whatever reason
>>584011174we had the first thread war in over a month today bwo...
my only sprinters are karen chan and buckshin i'm too lazy to get more parentsi HATE springs
Light Hello stole my trainer
i will jumpscare somebody by teleporting to the front with 5 0.25 late-race inherits>bro your stamina?don't worry about it
>>584011226>(or have parents with the white version)you should be looping this rn if you want to win btw
>>584011210dacchis should kick umama
>>584011328If she stole him, clearly you weren't trying hard enough
>>584011210>>583989662
flash breaking fence pics right on queue
>>584011328Teenaged trainees can't compete, no.
>>584011414GOOD GOOD GIVE IN TO YOUR ANGER
>>584011328many such cases
>>584011328falko...
>>583989662vagueposting king
How come I only get all this when there are NO RAINBOWS
>>584011328she looks like a fatter dantsu flame
>>584011487Imagine having sex with Light Hello while you're both drunk in a toilet stall, she's begging you to cum fast cause someone else is coming in
>witgod is making fun of the weak parents in global again
Does this even have spurt in it
>>584011328My trainee has been visibly upset since I’ve started spending our days off with Light Hello…
>"this run is too good to be true">zero rainbows last 8 turnsah I see why
>>584011650dober would make a strong parent.if you catch my drift
CM will start later and I still don't have a proper Rob Roy ace
>>584011704Bro come on...
>>584011650he's right thoughbeitnot a single good nishino parent or even GP in sight
>>584011841Why would anybody have a Nishino up when most people are not building for Sprints yet
>>584011650There's 0 reason to letting anyone borrow your strong parents.
>>584011915um gwo? cm20 starts in a couple hours... shurely your aces are already done...
lol I owe 10,000 dollars for a hospital visit
parents thisgrandparents thatwhen are you guys gonna be parents, huh? give your own parents some grandkids
>>584012019what was the visit for my fellow american?
>>584011725
>>584012019As a fellow American, I realized young it was better to just suffer in silence
>>584012019i told you you'd get a heart attack before 40 teiobro...
>>584012032I'm 80% sure my parents decided to have more kids when I was a teen because it was clear I was never gonna give them grandkids
>>584012019hypothetically speaking what happens if you just don’t pay them back
>>584012019Healthcare is the best advertisement to live a healthy life.
>>584012019time to recite the American creed: If it isn't killing you, don't go. If it is killing you: good.
>>584012019>amerimutt
>>584012110if you're white, they seize all your assets and leave you on the streetsif you're brown, nothing
>>584012019Don't forget to give your doctor a tip!
>>584012110((credit score)) impact, they sell your debt to debtors that harass you, possible legal action, seizing assets>>584012326also this
>>584012110Literally nothing don't listen to these other anons
>>584012110The money you owe go to a third party debt collector.
>>584012416So why do they even charge you the money if there's no consequence to ignoring it
>>584012326>>584012379damn i thought trump’s america would be good to crackers
>>584012451to try and scare you into paying, and some people do
>>584012497>>584012497>>584012497
I have done nothing but mind-numbing fan runs since auto came out when does the game become fun again?
