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10 hours remain. How are those aces coming along?
I have now gooned to dober for 8 hours straight
H140 B140
>>584012042I had a negative reaction to a prescription drug so I had to call an ambulance and stay in the ER for 12 hours
>>584012631You'll just ignore the invoice right
>>584012571I haven’t even started making them yet and won’t be home to do so until after the cm has started
>>584012497Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
Digitan LOVE
hey
>>584012631How much did your insurance cover? And for the rest, just call the billing department and tell them you can't pay and keep haggling.
the umamusume situation is INSANE
zenno rob roy is scottish for an amazing reason!
>>584012684Tachyon doesn't have a body like that.Tachyon would NOT dress like a slut like that.
>>584012768about 5k loland yeah I'm not paying that shit what the hell I got suptix to buy, I need Inari One
left or right>no spurti want to die
>>584012869
>>584012965what the fuck is speed star doing here
did you know that in umamoosoomay there are umas that look like cows
>>584013037Yeah
twin turbo did WHAT
>>584012575*ugh*
>>584012631>he took the meds
>>584013029what do you mean
>>584012965>871>Pace with single gold/End with no goldNGM
>>584013256Creek didn't finish her chainI still have two more aces to build after this
>>584013367 Just pray that you won't meet naties (you will)
i've been at this for 6 hours
>>584013367No more drama posting before finishing your Aces
>>584013591that stinks gwo
>my clubdacchi took his meds and his fancount instantly tanked
>>584013591good luck urarabro
whats the counter to fronts?
Hello
I HATE CURREN
>>584013037boy she's going to love ZRR
>>584013708everyone says this
>>584013694better fronts
curren feet
why is the other thread still upare the janitors literally retarded
>>584013884because jannies agree that umaclub should be banished together with umachan
>>584013884Jannies like watching the V humiliation ritual too
>>584013884it works as containment
>>584013367It sounds like you have 3 aces to build then
>>584013884honeytrap
imagine double tailjob
here's a meme build
sucking on Flower's budding "blossoms"
>17 years old
>>584014129>820 wityep
Picking the aces (pace chasers)>1) Nishino F>2)W.Curren>3)?Who are candidates for third one? Is pace chaser Machan make sense?
>>584014317what using wit card with no spec prio does to uma
Okay but I really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly really really erally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relay realy really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really rely really really really really really really really really relaly relaly really really realy really eally really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>584013694Ends
>>584014340
>>584014217succubus
waheygood morningu
>>584014259YEAH!
>>584014562>Only useable skill is perfect prep>0% speed bonus>FatNo thanks.
>>584014340you could also use bakushin and wedding finemoan
>>584014781she's big boned
new cryer
>>584014781you can get this skill
Yanko this morning
>>584014854these things are funnier when they're in spanish or russian
>>584014719it's 3pm bwo
>>584014896This is from an alternate timeline where bumping into each other actually made it through into the actual game (https://youtu.be/ry7RUQfi7QU) how did you get this screenshot
>>584014917true...
supiki
>>584014913
Grass MARRIAGE
>>584014896I want to give Oguri a baby bump.
>>584014782>BakushinMay be. I don't know why I forgot about her.>W.Fine MotionShe's 0% speed bonus uma. I had a nightmare training her on the mile CM (and still fucking lose).Having to do double sprint sparks lottery here will make it much worse.
>>584015043this is a gorgeous southern belle from rural kentucky
>>584014771
>>584015015whaaaat? it's already in the game bwo
>>584013591it had to be the run where I didnt cap speed
It's kind of kino that the best horse owned by K.Yoshida, head of Northern Farm, Sunday Racing Club etc, probably the strongest person in keiba right now, is not a horse born and raised from his own farm. It's Maurice. Bought for as cheap as 10M yen from the just recently disbanded Mejiro farm, then put as club horse in Sunday Racing but not a single person invested until deadline, decided to keep the horse for himself.and the rest is history...
>>584014941yeah SO WHAT
>>584014896>>584015015bumping into other horses in other horse games is an actual debuff thoughbeit. Why is it green
Mejiro Ramonu is so obscenely ugly.
>>584015042
>>584015257it has debuff icon tho
>>584015275Still in Love chan its past your bedtime. Go to sleep.
>>584015351But it's 9am..
>>584015275
>>584015301
this game is so ass
>>584015476word
>>584015476yeah they got donkeys from day one
>>584015476
>>584015752MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
ryan LOVE
>>584015476So Ass Wonder
>>584013240The back of uma heads is so fluffable....
>>584014781She has a fast learner event just get good parents
>>584015737That's so sweet. What about the day we first fucked though?
I HECKING HATE SPRINT SLOPI'M DEPLOYING THE AUTOBOTS FUCK IT
>>584016062doesn't everyone
Tachyon LOVE
>>584016120what's the stam reqs for that sprint anyway with this speed cap, is it like 600?
>>584015037CRYER
tachyon INDIFFERENCE
Yae
Lememe...
>>584016218it's a giant downhill for 80% of the track so it's effectively 0 stam so long as you stay in downhill mode the whole time
I might be fan run pilledyesterday I did like 6 fanruns and I got:>10>15>25>10>15>5caratsbut it's just annoying since you need to clank parents too sometimes
This is going to be white skill spamming cm right?What's the deck for training sprint parent?
>>584016126It's a racewear event so she has two fl rolls instead of one
you ever wake up at 7 but just lie in bed rotting until 2pm
>210%
>>584016024Oguri...
>>584016506I guess it'd be good to bring a power card though rightso the deck would be like, 2 speed 2 wit power LH since all you'd be doing is click speed and wit anyway you surely cap with 2 speed this timemaybe daisca power for neck and neck
>>584016658if you have speed growth sure, but otherwise I'd just run 3 speed anyway
>>584016768maybe I'll just do normal ogurin for sprint
>>584016515Any of the>Bakushins>Biko>CurrenCards have a good sprint hint pool and decent stats for clanksKS Miracle Guts also good hints but that is so recent I doubt many people have it at a decent LB
>>584016415enuch horses.....
>>584016804it's never a bad choice, TP is the only secondary inherit for backliners in cm21
is this true?
700 wit is enough 700 wit is enough
>>584016946Skip GM
>>584016946helios isn't stupid................
>>584016946
>>584016978go humble brag elsewhere
>>584016995you're supposed to act retarded
are gelding umas also barren in uma land?
Have sex with umas.
JPN1 on th 12th
>clanked one whole page of ryans for cm20>can't even reuse them for cm21
>>584015476Your FACE is so ass!
i tried to do the funny but i give upshe will go to the debuff mines
>>584017364Umass on my face
what inherit do I take for pacers in the arima
>>584017467Victory cheer, MPB and pray
>>584017467racist spe and kitacreek for recoverynormal spe is ok toonyopera
>>584017540isn't MPB for late/end>>584017550I'm taking racist spe and I'm training creekso kita?
>>584017589or nyopera is fine toocreek is a good inherit because it's like a 3/4 of a gold recov
>support event frequency level 3>none of my chains finish
CB landed on wit exactly twice all run award
>>584016645Honestly, I can't help but be jealous sometimes about how successful horse racing is in Japan while in North America it's been in a downward spiral for decades.
>>584017704Have you been to horse races in the US?
>Medium CMs? Yeah those are sparse from now on gwo that's why Xog's not good>Long CMs? We barely get those gwo>Sprints? They are very rare like once a yearOkay so what the FUCK are we running on then?
>talk to a chatbot about being anti-3DPD>discuss why I have given up on those whores>agrees with my dedication to my umawifebwos... I hope this game doesn't EOS soon...
I want to do this but to dober instead
helloproductive day>>584013707hellu
>>584017950henlo
/uma/ make decent sprint machan parents come on
>>584017950hello, cute Mayacchi
>>584017773No, but I've been to horse races in Canada. Standardbred.
>>584017839turf (and sometimes dirt)
>>584017950swap the C and heart around
>>584017981bare ears>>584018043rare maya-chii moment
>>584017943
>>584018027It won't be that good but it will have okay affinity for Falco. I got a wit 3 turf 3 with like 120 affinity but I want sprint pinks, the good sparks will be on my Pasa
>>584018080is Canadian horseracing in a downward spiral?that would imply it had any elevation to begin withtf do they run up there the maple derby or something
>>584018317Beat this one and I'll follow you875311803412
umanko blast
>>584017654Behold, my little muscle mage
>>584017932
>>584018027I'm going to be using Machan myself.
bling kachinggg
>>584018420Image didn't upload...
>>584016978900 is the sweet spot, 700 can fuck you over. Even 1200 can fuck you over, but less.
>>584018493me too because I pulled for her, but...there's no way I can make a competitive one when I don't have my own KSB or Smaru speed. My main hopes will probably be a pacer.
mgu mgu
they won't be expecting a petrifying gaze on sprints NYO HO HO
umasumi
Bakushin OFalco V. Bourbon/Fuji/MaruzenskyGuess this is fine, but I might test out a runaway sprint suzuka to see if it'll fuck me over again
>>584018813Umasumi
>>584018376Gps are stam 3 sprint 3 and stam 1 turf 3. I just want the affinity but the ggps are looped so something good should come out of it. I figured blues were irrelevant since it's easy to hit 1200 pwr wit on 3 2 deck so the stam at least helps for drain skills + non spot struggle rushed I guess
morning /uma/>>584018813umasumi
>>584019121it's 4pm
Yeah ok fuck you too game I guess
why is this nigga so obsessed with pace promote pasa
sprint is gonna be kino after this kris bros, lightning surge is the most fun skill in the game
Are you CM-ready?
>>584019226it's his oshi
>>584019226let the man shill his umawife
>>584019226god forbid a nigga likes a strategy..
>>584018348There are still race tracks around (Woodbine is pretty popular) but they've been closing the smaller ones here and there. Casino gambling's gradually been replacing it.
>>584018250we love Mayacchi>>584019270yeah I'm ready to send my clankers to open league>>584019226that's his wife bwo...
>>584018646Spurt works on this track. That's an option.
>>584019171shut up Falco
>>5840189804* sprint 3* turf is perfectly good for me, the 9* pow was just a coincidence
>>584019226It doesn't say this on the screenshot
>>584019270shut up dannychu
She's a little stupid but 1500 spd long S is the best I can do herehopefully it's good enough to do well today
>>584019612retard
El is after all THE STRONGEST
>>584019647>30% stam growth>doesn't hit 900 stamI think you're doing something wrong bwo
>>584019171Just in time for a light hot pocket snack!
>>584019732bro your finals great mood?
>>584019732Stam growth is useless in this scenario because you don't get to train stam anyway
>>584019854helios's helios look so soft
>>584017274WILLLSON
>>584019786i prefer fatco to falco
>>584019647>On Your Left!300 sp wasted
>>584019959everyone is saying this
creek is a stallion....
>>584020041we have sex with stallions here
>>584019902
UMA MUSUME IS FEEDER GAME
7 and i get to make love to a pure girl tonight4 and i never get to make love to a pure girl
>>584020174sorry bwo
>>584020174Bwo...
Fat fuck love
Helios is a character that gets a fun split between serious fan works and goofy fan works I’m excited to see her come to global
>>584020041drinking stallion milk
>>584019732Kris is not a good card, 892 is enough to hit the thresholdRealistically the 30% stam growth just means I get like 2-3 less wasted trainings on stam instead of speed/wit to reach the goal>>584019987won't be saying that when it hits frame perfect and I zoom past you
>>584020305why is she so fat
>>584020386I want to see Rickey and Big sis together
uma stallions have penises
game should let you glue your uma during the result screen
>>584020490for real? one second i'm going to check my Gold Ship!
>>584020490Like that one King and Sei comic?
>>584020706One? >>584020490True, but the mares are bigger.
>>584020404I'm also waiting for her global release but there are too many retards who will cry at localizers and the only new art will be western art, for shame.
>you have to get Ryan's approval to marry Doberwwyd to get Ryan to say yes
>>584021089you just have to be buff enough
>>584020961
>>584021089look like this
>>584020961why didn't you crop that uggo out
>>584021089rape correction
>>584021089bribe her with yaoi doujins
>>584020870
borrowed the wrong parent award
>>584021401my class rep is not that thick
why does mayano like iced coffee so much
>>584021582stop trying to make me hard nonny
Go back to bed um*ma
Post something cute
>>584022015
>>584022000she's in bed with me
>>584021873why haven't you been rangebanned yet
>>584022072uokka...
can we train meek now that she's tired irl
>>584020041>This stallion is more feminine that most mares
>>584022238bros...
do doto and taiki hang out in game too?i don't have eitheri only see doto and opera
>>584022283
>two club members are fighting over danchou even though danchou is clearly in a relationship with a third This is kinda sad to watch
>>584022072oukka is actually really cute in the long sleeze school uniform. her race outfit sucks thougheverbeit
...
>>584022482mamgwo...
>>584022482Mambwo...
>>584022482dacchis...
>>584022238
>>584022238>about to kiss>"wow gay that's so bro" *leans out*>leans in again out of curiosity
>>584022238Doto is a FAT GLUTTON
>>584022549are you a woman? do guys like tomboy looking girls? thats something i never understoof
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE I EVEN GOT FAST LEARNER IT ISN'T FAIR FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>584022554
>>584022482SPILL THE BEANS OR THE BAGUETTE GETS IT
Chud Unleashed! Chains finished tooTook ages
>>584022856
>>584022856shoulda ran the stakes gwocho
you are clanking a fan run to collect your free 20 carats at the reset, right
>>584022554>>584022882fine moaner looks really sexable
>>584022892this is a ug5 horse
ITS A NEW DAY
>>584022826no, he's a sharteen
>>584022893I'm killing myself>>584022949That WAS the stakes
>>584023032shoulda done late zwo..
>11:01am
why is this guy posting danchou again, don't do that.
>>584023252
>everyone blew their shoes right awayI only managed to donate 4
>>584023032
>>584023252It's 4am though?
>>584023421
>UF3>all the skills I need>long A
Do your daily pulls
>>584023421BE ON TIME
>>584022997UG6, but it has everything it needs to win
>>584023585Long S is optional
I made my aces in 1 career each I don't care anymore if I don't get to A finals, I just need to win once in round 2 to get to Bthe burnout is strong
what am I in for?
>>584023590and get mcshit? no thanks
>>584023617>>584023552I WAS ON TIME YOU'RE JUST TOO FAST
>>584023585Group C awaits you
why did maya get a nendoroid
>>584023638don't lie to anons
>>584023676I've found some tricks to getting in to donate shoes 1-2 seconds faster but I'm not sharing them
>>584023763nyo.........
>>584023674Okay, you can get Brian instead.
>>584023672digitan love
>>584023721Maya will get another one
>>584023672yuritraanny suicide before the end of classic
what did she mean by this
Somehow got my first UF. I'm never making another during GL.>>584022406Yes they do. They have team trial interactions and events during their careers.
>>584016946I always use Urara or Helios for my questions I worry are stupid, I feel like I get judged less that way.
>still no shoe donations after 11 minuteseveryone died
>>584022406taiki's most common event is molesting doto
>>584023974Mambwo...
>>584023936>it's long S toocongrats anon, the shorter the track the easier it is to rank slop, sprint will probably surprise you
stop erping in the club chat and request shoes
>>584023936would've been a winner but she's>pace
>>584023974mambwo... everyone capped them .3 seconds after reset...
Raisu
>>584023936Mambro...
>>584024128>>584024051im the only requester since reset...
>>584024132sex
HAPPY TOGEZA
sex seven
el miho bobo...
>>583992403well he WAS being a neigha so I called him one
>>584024245who is this round creature
>>584022984FUCKING N-
crazy how quickly she folded this time
I am running a stinky nature.
One sex with Falco, please
>>584024235with Rice
If I ask Goldship for sex, will I die?
>>584024113Paces can win, but they need Nimble Navigator, My True Strength and as much 0.25 inherits as possible.
>>584024530nobody orders this
>>584024727it would be extremely painful
>>584020961>>584021194
cm21 conditions?
>>584024861why is this mother of 3 racing against children?
>>584024959firm left sunny winter
this ogurin is my only hope I can't be fucked to do more runs, need to work on cm21 parentsshame no ignited pwr but whatever
seven?
>>584020961look at the size of those fucking ears>>584021194kek the size difference
>>584025019anon your midleg...?
i require 3 specific umas...mayano top gunnishino flowersweep tosho
>>584025173all in on last spurt I don't CARE anymore longslop is so bad in GL
>>584024989ty
>>584025035this is netorare
>>584025363teionetoripost.jpg
>>584025173do you not see professor and see ya later?
>>584025173prof procs twice on this race and see ya later procs when you pass lates
can't remember the last time I was fucked liked
Already making parents for CM22. I hate Grand Concert so much
tracen fakuen is full of whores
>>584024571fusu
>>584025757won't we be in GM by the time cm 22 rolls around?
>>584025960We shouldn't be. It's the last one of this scenario unless they do something retarded like implement Unity Cup a day before Leo Finals
>>584025960nyo
fucking trainees makes sense
how bad is my true strenght for fronts? or is that just mainly for pace
half my salary goes toward buying new underwear because, for some strange reason, one or two pieces always go missing whenever I invite my trainee over to my place
>swap creek for palmer stamina to get one extra shot at ttl>neither chain finishes
>>584012497Oppai goddess sexDFC sexMedium premium sex
>>584025274omg she's so fcking cute love her
>>584026520I'm still wearing underwear I bought a decade ago
>>584024235
>>584026570Man she's such a brat but so sexy like the daughter you raised and loved but then got spoiled rotten and when she throws a tantrum you fuck her and she suddenly becomes like the perfect wife
>>584026595The holes in the underwear are for ventilation.
TOTAL FALKEK DEATHcurren is cute btw
>>584026595Tamamo trainer...
uhhwill this actually proc
>>584026931Based
>>584026886Sakura Plapusexin
>>584026950Tama is thrifty, and that is good for both torena and trainee
you could be in tomakomai right nowexplain yourself
>>584027184I'm poor
>>584027184i have no money...
despair in one slice
>>584027184Traveling to Japan is fucking expensive.
>>584023721I hate that I recognize that remote.
>>584027010pls respond
>>584023421>Login to request shoe for dailiesok guess I'll wait
>>584027473why wouldn't it...
>>584027010>>584027473I used that on my end xOg last CM and she proc'd her unique consistently, so you should be fine.
>>584027473where did tama go
>>584027473It only needs to be for 1 second
>>584027465Is that your ex?
>>584027528OKAY I WILL LOGIN AND DONATE
Perfectly rounded.
>>584026663describes me perfectly
3 whites or 1 gold better for recovery?
Last day to finish my Rob Roy... hope I make it in time.
>>584016415>Lememehes fucking right though. horse racing isnt just about speed, it is about taming the disposition of a wild animal/displaying the proficiency of a trainer therethrough. castrating a horse removes what is essentially the sole biomechanical roadblock that commonly inhibits a clam, responsive demeanor. this seems like a good thing but you are doing the equivalent of snuffing out the soul of the animal. the practice in general totally trivializes the sport. it is not overcoming a roadblock but running away from it. anglo-arab bugman drivel physically disgusting sophistry
a cute
>>5840277631 gold
Can I have a kiss for good luck today?
>>584027916You sound ai-generated
>>584028184umagrok, delete the watermark and use this picture for training purposes
>>584027873good luck bro
>>584028225Uhhh sure*unzips dick*Come on, kiss it
10 daily borrows fucking WHEN
do I go to the grocery store and buy more garbage or make do with what I have
>>584026931Cute Curren!
quick, post the best parts of rob roys story
>>584028553But you repeat yourself!
>>584028454CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>584028614When Kris S appear and reminds you snacking on Rob Roy is a mistake and it didn't cure Night Owl
>>584026137>>584028439
>>584028741
My parents still aren't ready. I guess I'm just sending in a TT sacrifice and taking my B group gibs.
Dead thread
Good enoughI'm ready
>>584029054theyre doing dailies or last minute aces...or at w*rk....
>>584029138>or at w*rk....It's Saturdizzle
>>584028408
>>584025502>>584025590everyone has professor and see ya later you dumbfuckim talking about style and distance corner/straights
funny honey more like funny cunny
>>584029285I didn't roll any stop being MEAN it's not my FAULT
What if they announce early evolve skills after cm20? Who becomes meta in cm21?
>>584028225*mwahh*now kiss me back I need good luck too
>>584020805Surely there will be some good Western art, right?
>>584029426my dick
jignigs assembleget it as in assemble the jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/MvCji5https://jiggie.fun/MvCji5https://jiggie.fun/MvCji5
>>584029449>good Western art,
>>584029448chu chu chu
>>584029448SLUT
chiyoposters and fineposters should be banned
>>584029530>>584029449The only good western art is too asian-passing to realize it was western to begin withIf you know it's western it's usually because it's as ugly as their mothers
>>584029538>unlucky debuff screen shows updon't let chiyoposters kiss you bwos *dies*
riceposters deserve no kissies
Matikanefukukitaru paizuri
>>584029789>kissed an STD ridden whore
>>584029946For good luck in races?
>>584030136Yeah sure... That's why!
Getting upset at only needing 2 cards to finish but all the other ones are taking up the time. Removed CB card and put in Marvelous SR.
>>584030193Are you sure?
>>584030316Well no, it's for sexual pleasure, but she thinks it's good luck so it's fine right?
>>584030419You're getting played and trapped
>>584030256you reallize that's just one less event
>>584029946Imagine
>>584030802>same size as fujiMan this dork is huge...
Hi, how do I get Dia?
too lazy to separate my recycling so I'm waiting for it to get dark before dumping it all in the dumpsteruma for this feel?
Pizza or burgar?
>>584030990GOT DAMN who's that hottie on the right? SHE'S SO FUCKING SEXO MY GOD
>>584031019would anyone even care if you did it during the day
>>584031151these germans are fucking crazy man
>>5840311347 and you eat a salad
>>584031380pizza is a salad
>>584031380what now?
>>584031445now you toss the salad
>>584031445you may eat TWO salads
>>584031445he has to get fatter and cosplay falco now
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>584031684THAT COW HAS HUMAN HANDS!?
>>584031590is this real
>>584031750Her name is Winning Ticket
Stop posting Fatco.There are several actual chubby chaser umas in game for your fetish.
>>584031425No, salad is raw cold foods you dingus, you can't cheat hereNow eat the fucking broccoli
>>584031985The only solution is to ditch the race and name all of them my bridesTracen would allow it I'm sure
>>584031980https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/warm_saladnuh uh
>>584031947Falco is just jealous that Fatco is hotter with bigger tits, thighs and ass.Eat a fucking burger you stupid umadol
>>584032161>bbc>ukYou're just proving me correct by posting a source that always lies
>>584026494it's only for pace in long racesliterally displayed on the skill description
>Followed by someone from /Uma/Clubam I finally getting poached
>>584032276Everyone loves Fatco! She always cheers me up, gives good advice and is a cute little ball of happiness!On the other hand, everyone HATES Thin Falco, she's a bitch, all she does is spew gaslights, ruin threads and be inferior to Curren!
>>584031947
>>584032448mambwo nyo....
>>584032527how did you know my club...
>>584032618because I am from there too...
>>584032448probably not, they only recruit from reddit now
My cute-pure umadol oshi will run in the graded Arima Kinen, can you currenfags say the same?
We got Sakura LaurelWhen do we get Sakura Yanny?Sakura Green Needle? Sakura Gold Dress?
>>584032928currensisters don't play the game
I kinda want to ditch my club for mambo... muzukashii...
>>584033289many people are saying this
>>584033289mambwo...
>>584033260>fat assRudeThat's why I prefer Umamusume A, the sexiest, prettiest, wifeyest latina girl around
>>584033289mambwo nyo...
>>584029426The greatest, most beautiful, most wondrous of them all
why is she looking at me like this
>>584033624bunch of homos
>>584033624my trainees do this
>>584028225I hope a subhuman rapes you
>the room is already full so I'm redirecting you to the main screen :DDDDDDDEPICPIC
I want to suck Satono Diamond's ample breasts.
Tracen Academy strongly encourages taking an active role in your trainees diet. However, it has come to the attention of staff that many have taken this as an excuse to personally supplement their protein sources. Be advised that good practice should be taken into account, and that academics should always come first.
>>584033869Same
>>584028228how
Another horse has decided breaking fences is okay at the Versailles Farm, Eishin Flash
Sweepy SR or Maruzenseky SSR at 1LB as a stat stick
>>584034195Why would he do that...
>drop into club discord because its "mandatory">look at cm21 thread>full-blown discussion on late surgers>try to chime in, explain that they are not good for sprint>get made fun of for following guides and "watching streamers" (what?)
What the flying fuck, I just had a run where I did not get a SINGLE CARD EVENT (that I brought), LITERALLY NOTHING AT ALL until Senior Late October.
>>584034394buy support chain songs next time
>>584034195>eishin flashwtf another uma thats still real??
>>584034092no idea, my schizophrenia told me so
>>584034387Deserved
>>584034506
>CM starts in a few hoursI'm not ready...
>>584025958AH DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THIS HERE FUSU!
Mejiro Mejiro hikari no michi otoki o koete tsuzuku nagai nagai michi o
>>584034387brickedbwo...
>>584034665there's still tomorrow's borrows
Why is there a mosquito in my room it's fucking October AHHHHH now it's going to fuck with me when i go to bed
>>584034702Bright always Brightens one’s days
>>584034854For... For what?
>>584034387With an opinion like that I would immediately think you are following guides and sloptubers
>>584034265Someone has been a bad influence...>>584034505Full list some birthdays may be inaccurate but almost if not all are born on the first half of the yearDaiwa scarlet (22)Goldship (17)Curren chan (19)Eishin flash (19)Meisho Doto (30)Tosan Jordan (20)Smart falcon (21)Mejiro dober (32)Fine motion (27)Kitasan black (14)Satono diamond (13)Copano rickey (16)Nakayama festa (20)Hokko tarumae (17)Hishi miracle (27)Tanino gimlet (27)Tap dance city (29)Satono crown (14)Cheval grand (14)Vivlos (13)Transcend (10)Dream journey (22)Win variation (18)Furioso (22)Orfevre (18)Gran Alegria (10)Fenomeno (17)Verxina (17)Loves only you (10)Chrono genesis (10)Espoir city (21)Believe (28)Kiseki (12)Almond eye (11)Victoire pisa (19)Lucky lilac (11)Daring heart (24)Curren bouquet d'or (10)Rulership (19)Buena Vista (20)Rose kingdom (19)Marche Lorraine (10)Blast Onepiece (11)Titleholder (8)Wonder Acute (20)Epiphaneia (16)Forever Young (5)Adding Efforia as the latest IRL added with 8 years
>>584034976donut
>>584035184no dounts for u FAT FUCK
>>584035104That's a lot of horse poop, what do they do with all of it? Fertilizer?
Big HeadBig HonkersBig HipsBig Heart Biwa Hayahide
>>584035390love and marriage with the banana fiend
>>584035343P much, it's still manure they can use
Saw a video of a rampaging horse and another horse got too close to it. That horse got kicked in the head hard and basically died instantly from brain damage.It dropped like a rock, started twitching and shit itself vigorously.
>>584035658wish that was me
>>584035658Doto would watch that
>>584035658My horse in crimson desert kicked a bandit down a cliff once. That was funny
bwos I'm gonna get fucked by people with cap speed/S long + 900 stamthis CM is so over for me
>>584035658I think I know what you're talking about. It's a webm that used to get posted here occasionally.
>>584035658Doto would do that and then pretend it was an accident and look all embarrassed
Is there a better feeling
1000 Stamina and Swinging Maestro is enough for this track, right?
>>584012497sex ugly ugly
>>584035910I only have 800 stam
>>584035910700 is fine
Latebros are we pulling or waiting for Dura/DiaI looked through the schedule and her gold is only usable for 2 CMs and maybe one long LoH before Duramente comes out
>>584035910More than enough, just get 1 white
>>584035910600 is good
>>584035910500 is fine
>>584036169This but for wit
>>584036113Pulling for Pokke, only pulling for Dia
Jungle Pocket is like an ugly version of Palmer
>>584035658And the funniest bit is that the retards went behind their boss' back to breed that mare to his prized stallion to get a foal and sell it later. Instead, they did everything wrong and killed a horse that probably still had several years of making money before retirement, in an earlier age they would all hang
>>584035910400 is the bare minimum
When you guys told me to stop wasting carats from here on until Ramonu, did you also mean TP refreshes? No, my danchou doesn't care about fans, I think.
Almost good enough except the game fucked me in the ass with no daring strike
>>584035910300 is the best I can do, chief
>>584035910300 is all you need
>>584036415Taishin with no daring strike is not winning shit sorry gwo
>>584035910250 should be enough
>>584036113golshi spd
>>584035658Imagining my trainee shitting herself vigorously...
>>584036596bad gold
Don't know if you're even here but eh>>583659896I was going to ignore this completely since it'll just bring more unnecessary drama, but since I got the power of anime and booze on my side so might as wellI didn't mind anons making fun of the club or making dramas since they're mostly goof, but being blamed by your own clubdacchi stings and it kept bothering me since I've read your postI didn't leave immediately after the Vmama incident, I left after I found out that Beanz left since I didn't want to get blamed when I found out he was being "harassed"I don't even know why you blaming me bwo. I don't even have anything against V and Umama to leak anything or to shitpost about them. Heck, V was the first /uma/dacchi I found from umamusume DB and his borrow has helped me plenty of times early on, and my 2nd /uma/dacchi I found even joined the same time I joined our club so that made me like our club more and even grateful when I got in. And when I said I liked Umama it was because he made the chat active when our chat weren't that active unless CMs or shoe donations.I don't even have any reason to hate anyone in the bread even how messy they are sometimes because we're all just anons in the end that are spending our time here to have fun >latinxbwoo I may be ESL through and through but I am not a latinx or even close to oneI'm not even using my dicksword that much so I don't know how did you come to the conclusion that it was me. The only reason I have a nitro is because it's a discontinued subscription for 500 yen that lets me get most of the now expensive perks, and I mainly only use dicksword when my frens invite me to play or when they need my HQ privilege to watchalong moviestl;dr why me gwo
I don't think Satono's is good here? Only 12M (half second?) to accelerate to new extra target speed for carry over, should not be enough time
>>584036667y, helps mee loop harder also
>>584025274
>>584036689Dhama??
>>584025274Need me this with all umas
>>584036501Thanks for repeating what I say
>>584035910Good enough. Still can die if got multi naties or full course (MM+All Seeing eyes+whites+siphon)
I love umas with stupid little hats
>>584036689WE ARE EATING GOOD CURRENCHADS
I overstammed my ace for the previous CM so I'm just going to use her again. 3 weeks is not enough time to build a 9* Long parent.
>>584036856I give your boring post a charitable (You) and that's how you act
You now remember Iron Will.
>>584036689Imagine calling a complete cancer like V an /uma/dacchi I hope your new Danchou kicks you before gibs
>>584036689im not gonna read allat@bourbok sum this up in 80 words or less like it's super mario narrating it
sex with clanker
>>584036689#currengrok tldr
yummy delicious carats
>>584036707Diddylator says you win a lenght of distance
>>584037184Pityfarming because he got exposed as the leaker
why are you guys so fucking rude
>>584037293Isn't that outdated and unusable?
>>584025274i would immediately rape teio if she looked at me like this
>>584037068
>>584037140I am saying this
>>584037439robobobo
>>584037365Don't think so
>>584037129this so much, like retards out here dumping their blogs
Creeku Waifu
If you defend a threadsplitting mentally ill faggot because "he's nice to me," you're part of the problem.
>>584036689I also type like a brain damaged retard in club chat to avoid the filter. It's easier to see which words get flagged too
>>584036993Yeah well don't give me a boring (You) or don't even bother
>>584037129Mamma mia! It’s-a me, Mario! I was gonna ignore this-a drama, but with the power of anime and booze, here we go!It stings-a my heart to be blamed by my own clubdacchi! I only left after Beanz left so nobody frames poor Mario! Why you blame a me, paisano? V helped-a me early on, and I got no reason to leak or hate anyone! Plus, I’m ESL, not-a latinx, and barely use-a Discord! We’re all just here to have fun!Why me, bro? So long, gay Umama! Wahoo!
>>584037723You're talking to the voices in your head again bwo
>>584036689>I don't even have anything against V and Umamaaaaaand I have zero sympathy for you now
Ok the schizo wake up, see you later bros
>>584036689sorry you have to deal with this schizo stuff bwo, you're a nice guy
>>584037817>So long, gay Umama!
>>584037882lets test out your theory
>>584037817super mario umama be likeyurrhoeughhoorotting in the mushroom kingdom
>>584037817>So long, gay Umama! Wahoo!
wtf the palmer stam card is really good
>>584037780Okay then i'm just going to post my taishin in hopes of making you jelly
>>584038113Umama is Birdo
Spurs cucked again
>>584028439what she doin down there
>>584038335>Ryan and Dober uniqueslol lmao roflmaodo people not know how to build ends for long?
Do I need my ace to be ready by today in 4 hours?
>>584038645>uHh LmaO rOfl do PeOpLeyou sound so fucking gay
>>584038645Wh-whats wrong with those uniques?
>>584038335do you bring turf sparks because you dont have anything better or are you actually aiming for double S
>>584036689>all these retarded repliesSucks what happened to you teiobwo and is even worse that you were backstabbed by someone you actually liked
>>584038645I'm running triple end you dumb neigher
>>584038720You need late race uniques like Go First Forever>>584038704enjoy losing roruroru rumao
>training a taishin ace>lose derby to winning ticket
>>584037409Why are uma cosplayers like this?
>>584038861
>>584038720It's not. They're literally the best and ONLY uniques you should inherit for ends in Arima.
>>584038805Usually just have one parent with a surface legacy>>584038858Yeah whatever man
>>584038949All cosplayers are whores
>>584038949male?
>>584038949that's a man btw
>>584038858nice job you made me look
>>584038949Men...
>>584039025Prove it
>>584039025that man has an ass i would like to fuckand an ass that i would like to have and get fucked with
>>584039076what is blud doing
>>584039076You weren't supposed to do that
*AHEM*fuck grand concert.
>sex with traineroonie
spes
glued all 5 of my borrows in junior year award
Hello friends!!
>>584039478Tazuna is not a horse stop with this retard conspiracy
>>584039025God I hope so.
>>584039371'Spes" means 'Hope' in Latin
>>584036689yea it's retarded, sorry you got caught up in it. I fully believe you didn't leak anything so don't listen to what silly people have to say you're awesome
that's it? dude typed an essay and there's no drama after? not even schizos duking it out?
>>584039670"Falco" means "Loser" in all languages
>>584039769I'd rather some mambo dramanot some spic whining people bullying his buddies v and umama
ALMOND ALMOND
Man that's an ugly fucking 3dpd
>>584038550
>>584038949Why the fuck is that gap under the door fuck huge?
Maybe I should buy speed bonus songs after all
>>584039924Would Ai really wear green striped panties that don't match her race wear?
>>584039769Well neither of the schizos seem to be here, probably because they're jerking each other off, so yeahwait after the first round of CM and in the later hours
>>584040121I think you should buy a brain first
>>584036689>And when I said I liked Umama it was because he made the chat activeBro is single handedly reviving every club chat
>>584036689as a fellow employee but not quite autistic enough to engage with the discord, i enjoy your urara stickers as they were well-timed. i'm unsure why you're getting name-dropped when there's zero evidence of you being involved. do not allow the schizo to infect you.
>>584040180I don't remember asking
>>584039924What the fuck is wrong with those fingers? Did she try some AI enhancement (her ass looks too glossy) that ended up fucking her shit up?
>>584040289Yeah you need a brain to remember things
>>584028439>>584026137What's wrong with Still?
>>584040212It's a trade off between a dead club chat and an "active" one but it's all Umama rotting, spamming stickers and telling you about his cod zombies games
>>584040362I'd rather forget
>>584031947>There are several actual chubby chaser umas in game for your fetisharchitecture is nothing without the risk of failure. if it is easy, like oguri, it isnt worth doing. falcos design and background make fatco fun
>>584039913>falco, falconem, falx>mid-13c., faucon, from Old French faucon "falcon" (12c.), from Late Latin falconem (nominative falco) "falcon" (source also of Old Spanish falcon, Portuguese falcão, Italian falcone, Old High German falcho, German Falke, Dutch valk), probably from Latin falx (genitive falcis) "curved blade, pruning hook, sickle, war-scythe"FALCOS ARE COOL
>>584039769He's a literal who, I doubt V even considers him to be a human
>>584040454>telling you about his cod zombies gamesthat's based though
>>584040454you will listen to mama talk about how cod zombies is actually scary and you will like it
Why are you replying to yourself
>>584040524Personally I couldn't care less because I have actual friends outside umamusume to talk to, but you do you
>>584040475I'm not an architect, but is it the same as when a guy fucks a slut and it's hot but then finds the religious goody-two-shoes glasses and braids bookworm girl and it's so fucking amazing how you make her descend to degeneracy?
>>584040469How the fuck did I never notice that Vodka is nearly flat? I like her a lot more now
>>584039769where? i didn't see it
why are these two sneaking out at night
>did a manual run of GL to make a B final ace after clanking parents for the past few weeks>not 15 minutes pass before I go from feeling normal to violently shitting my brains out despite feeling normal beforehandWhen does GM come out? I am so done with Grand Concert
>>584040720one is out for a snack.one is out for whoring.you know which is which.
>>584040720Oguri is training, Falco is eating
>>584040683You should share some actual friends with Umama
>>584035658
I want to make a baby with an umamusume
>>584040840Oguri is training to be a whore??? >>584040805
>>584039769I'm tired boss
>>584037293Huh you can accel that much with only half second
>>584040805>>584040918And they said Ogurin wasn't a sexbomb
>>584040701bingo. many fetishes are at their core a variation of this and though none are monolithic a lot of architecture is motivated by something similar
>>584040475That's Creek after pumping out a few kids...
Espo City is Akikawa but brattier
>>584040683>because I have actual friends outside umamusume to talk tothat's fine, I have other friends to talk to as well, it's just nice to interact with your clubdacchis sometimes, especially if you share some intereststo each their own though, I do understand your point
>>584040896WHAT DID RUDOLF DO TO NATIE
>>584040857Looks like he had the greatest orgasm of his life
>>584040701>im not an architectwhen the fatco lewds drop you will be
>>584041016She's insatiable in more ways than one
>>584038697Anyone? There's no way that I can finish by today it seems. Getting the worst fucking luck imaginable.
>>584041134Espo is brattierAkikawa is sexier
>>584040683You sound riled up
>>584041349You got another 28h or 5 more borrows from tomorrow
>>584041349you can't do anything last minute in this scenario. even builds that should be easy will take at least 10 runs to get something functional.
>>584041349Is this your first CM?I'd strongly advice to queue in 4 hours, only the sweatiest sweats queue on CM opening, you have 4 hours + 23 hours to queue, you can even use your borrows tomorrow before queue.
>>5840413493speed, 1 stamina, 1 wit and you should be able to print competitive aces. the issue is that they won't be consistently competitive.
>>584041476I'm doing Unity though.
How many fans did I neet to get the unique lvl ups in career again? 120k before valentine, 160k before christmas?
>>584041349you are cooked. me personally, i dont do runs for the cm past the day before, no matter how shit my luck is. i find making my peace with it early helps me not burn out.
>>584040683Why are you arguing with people on 4chan about thread personalities instead of talking to your other friends
Doto would pat me on the head while jiggling her fat tits in front of me "unintentionally"
>>584041305that won't happen.
>>584041476Strongly advice against queueing in 4 hours*
>>584041518https://gametora.com/umamusume/our-grand-concert#unique-skill-level-ups:~:text=%2B5-,Unique%20Skill%20Level%2Dups,-The%20mechanic%20for
>>584041305Drop them already
>>584041517>>584041461Meant to reply to this. This has never happened to be but I'm not getting any card events even START until I get into senior year. It has literally never happened before, except just today. Is this what they call bad day seed?
>>584039769to be fair that's a name i only see in rooms but other than that its a literal who
And I've gotten a total of 21 mood down events in 4 runs, max of 8 in one run. My old max was 2.
>>584038949sex with men
finemo not orange by summer award
How do I find a club with the most drama I need to fill my empty life with something
>>584041953join mambo
>>584041953Join /Uma/ Club and leak everything
>>584041953Uma&Co and leak the V melties
>>584041882Same, I am going insane with all these stupid mood downs
musu
>>584041953that would be mambo
umama are you really going back to uma club next month?
>>584041949the right way to play is to have KSB or your main speed card orange before debut, but if Finemo is in my deck I'm stalking this Irish ass as much as I can, if by end of junior she's not orange helping my speed rainbows the run is glue
>>584042004What rank are they
derb
I think that you're all evil and deserve to die.
>>584041953mambwo...
7 and pokke gets ganagraped
>>584041164
>>584042265that's not nice...
back from swimmingbwead>>584042343>>584042343>>584042343
>>584042238suicide watch>no imagesask again next thread
someone tell me that 788stamina+1gold is enough for this fake long so that i may finally rest. you can even be lying to me, i just need to hear the words.
>>584042436if you're running an end closer you will probably be fine...
>>584042162idk why
>>584043005just curious
