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hwuh?
>>584063178
HelloHow did the first turn go for you?
End bros
>>58406364619/20
>>584063646Pretty well actually, managed to open with a forest and birds of paradise so I'm set to cast a 3 drop on turn 2
>>584063597chat, is this real?
wahey>>5840636462/52/52/51/5I am the raped pace main
dancho made us post our teams and told all the people running debuffers that he's gonna kick them...
>>58406364615/20
>1/5>5/5
Everyone's doing so well on this cm...I'll need to start emergency ace mode...Wish me luck
>>5840636464/5too lazy (or scared) to queue again
Soooooooooooo how was the nutella?
I will save my last 2 attempts for later
>>5840636462/3/3/ dunno if ill gamba 30 carrats on the last ticket
>>584063734Post club to join it next month
Just raced against the Uma&Co danchou wtf is this
the UF3 falcobro is eclipsing me, but I still think this is cool
>>584063646
good ole xoguri capnothin beats that
>>584063646better than the practice rooms so I'm happy
>>584063734mambwo...
>>584063918>sacrificial suzukadie
>>5840636463/3/3/1got my carats stolen on that 4th attempt, very comfy CM I must say with all the stamina debuffers and front heavy lobbies
ryan LOVE
>>5840636462/3/4/ still goingok I guess, a little worried about hard jobbing in round 2
>>584063906this guy?>>584063918
>>58406364616/20 and on 2 of the losses I got randomly bodyblocked by a stammed out uma that somehow my full accel end ace decided to huff the ass of back to 6-7th place
>>584063906wtf dox
I don't wanna put too much effort into the next CM, but what kind of team composition should I have if a pace chaser needs to be 1st or 2nd for Plancha to proc? Or would 2x PC be fine and just hope one of them is in position to proc it?
so what did we learn?
>>584063906don't take my ex-danchou lightly
VF troons...
Turns out the newest one I made with all the gold skills was the weakest after all.>>584051332
>>584064098your name is literally just a....
As addressed in the prior thread >>584058213, myself and some other anons are putting together a team for the upcoming VGL. We've already got models from Blender into the game! However we desire your suggestions for who is on the squad and how they are presented via names/model changes. The webm is merely an example of what could be.I'll do my best to answer questions related. Thanks!
no one cares for grass ball thoughbeit
>>5840636463/5/5/4 Better than I expected, dunno why Kita is beating Bobo. I faced a lot of meh umas though so I got lucky
>>584064098hey
LOVE!
>>584064098a...
>>584064135based newcutie destroying open
>>584064194but grass is wonderful
>the general is infested with frontkeks
frontrunner players make me sick
>>584063906God damn
>>584064194grass has balls?
ayabe bros...go without me this CM
>>584063906maybe you should join uma&co next month
>>5840636463/3/5/3
>>584064165end closer should be a goalkeeperlates should be defenderspacers should be midfieldersfronts should be attackers
is it possible to get A finals with only SRs and LH?
Bros...
>>584064318
That "1,200 meters ag-" isn't it a clear sign that she's actually well aware? I love her and her willingly going along with the 'deception'.
>>5840636462/51/53/51/5I am also the raped pace main but I didn't try particularly hard this CMI have no Long S and I'm using the worst style so I'll just phone in my B Finals and go home
>>584064290unfortunately for the long term front was always gonna pay off with how league of heroes gives points. If you already have all the good front cards and parents (which are turbo easy to make now compared to a year ago) front might be the best style to commit to
>>584064135that one meets the hidden stat threshold + has the most skills
luv me wife
>>584064432You'd need to travel back to MANT. 1500~1600 is way too much for SRs.
>>584064271said no one ever>>584064318yes
>>584064165No umas on the team that aren't playable in global yet
>>584064458only top 96 tryhards need fronts during LoH thoughie
>>584064165uma for this feel?
>>584064504just 2 scenarios left before I have uman rights
>>5840636462/2/4/4I'm gonna swap out Bourbon tomorrow for Creek maybe.
I GOT RAPED WITHOUT ANY MURMURS
>>584064594Christmas Obuhi
>>584064625desu wa
>>5840636462/52/52/52/5raped pace main here, didn't care enough to make an uma for this CM
>>584064594Oguri cap le 777 man
>>584064458the best style to commit to is the one that has the umas that make your heart flutter. every role has a distance it works best in, and ones they suck in.
>>584063734Mambnyo...
>>584064165Creek gkTeio LB Akebono LCB Evil Nature RCB Nishino RBShakur CDM Rudolf CM Mcqueen CMMaruzensky RW Yanko ST Kita LW
>>584064673desu wa
>>584064787oh my
>>584064165Shameless Rob Rob plug and make her extremely tiny.
>more anime mcqueen posted compared to og and summer mcqueenhyeheh
>>584064165Already posted my suggestions in the previous bread but here's another (You)
wearing the cancer platinum * title while deploying 2 murmurs is the most fun i've had so far
>>584064787Not a footfag but I really want to kiss and fuck her feet
xog bwos...our era
Post them desu wa
Can you guys go ONE THREAD without talking about sex with YOUR UNDERAGED, HIGH SCHOOL, GULLIBLE, IMPRESSIONABLE TRAINEE THAT YOU SPEND THREE YEARS EVERY DAY WITH LEARNING THEIR EVERY FLAW AND FEATURE? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A SUPER ATHLETE WHO YOU DRAG UP FROM ZERO TO BE A G1 MONSTER. THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.
why are murmur niggers like thisdo i have to pull out my 1.2k speed 1.2k stam niggas from the rainy 3200m hanshin CM
>>584064594>glass bones>could have been a goat if not for being constantly injured>cheeky>had a signature move isnt it obvious?
>>584064165divegrass schizo won
>>584064938Don't worry, you're just healthy.
>>58406364614/20, pretty fun lobbies mostly
>>584064921Anime McFats unique is just too kino
first podium
Ah, so this is my fate as an uber casual now...
why's everyone training mcqueen (forma stripper anime)
Taking pics if my daughter at her sports festival.
>>584065113bwo you didn't even play the game...
>>584065114Kino music for unique, 2 good golds, Tummy
4434Lose to stronger Bourbongs , a lucky shitter one, a fucking OG Seiun Sky and a double MM team ZRR.
>>584065128>daughter
>>584065201I can't deny I'm the filth clinging, the actual gameplay structure is something I loathe as a roguelike hater.Unfortunately my friend is addicted to this game like crack and the girls are cute.
>>584065264Can you post your Seiun
I tried playing URA again and holy fuck does the game feel nice to play without you having to open a shitty shop menu every other turn
>tfw using my Minecraft neighbor's borrow to make CM acesFunny how that works.I guess it's only fair after he used my raid farm and bee farm
>>584065114Mine sucks but at least she won once
>>584065114I'm not running her this CM but whenever she wins my heart goes dokidoki. It's just kino.
>>584065114She's a good front runner with late race velocity and a gold recoveryI run her as a pace tho
>>584065114I'm using her summersex alt actually
Mystifying MurmurAll-Seeing EyesStamina Siphon
>>584065301You should unironically try Open, much less RNG since Rainbows don't matter
where were all these front mains during the previous cms
>>584064565Of course, we're the global team for a reason.>>584064779>>584064919Thanks for the suggestions!>>584064376Interesting ideas. I'm not sure we'll be able to stick to that perfectly, because we will also have to select some umas the thread likes to be the "medal players" (ones with the best stats in-game), but we'll keep it in mind.
>>584065305
>>584065457they're """"""""""""""OSHI"""""""""""""" players
>>584065425All my auto horses crack out at S+ at minimum now so I'd have to go manipulate my stats to try and make it down there.
>>584065114idk why but I kept seeing JP screenshots of people using her in all kinds of CMslike straight up winning dirt CM roomsdoes she get buffed later?
NOOO AYABE-DONO YAMATE
>>584065496>autoing for CMUse worse cards or don't buy any skills
>>584065496clank on ura then
>>584065457i wanna win yo
Ara.
>>584065554She just got potential 6 uncap
>>584065486thiiiiiiiiiiis
>>584065496I'm already adjusting stats and honestly that's the fun part.
>>584065457they were using you know who
>>584065457I literally won with fronts for the mile CM though
>>584065425the shit i lose to lmao
>>584065496I meant if you wanna play the game but deal with a lot less RNG but yeah clank on Ura or Unity
>one of those career runs where I can't get 1st in racesinsane how they never ported the BANT clock mechanic
>>584065569>yamate
Seven (7) front lobby
>>584065486I win to get gem for my Oshi
>>584065696 (me)didn't mean to quote
>>584065114I'm running her as part of the theme of "horses who were the No. 1 favorite in the odds but got 2nd place in the Arima". My other 2 horses are Tama and Spe.
>>584065457right there with the xog oshi players
>>58406364618/20, pretty good for how scuffed they were since i gave up on remaking any of them.Not looking forward to round 2 though...
>>5840657937 and I rape this poster4 and I die0 and we're both raped while the sloptuber he's watching reacts to it from a cuckchair
>UG3 clankeris it possible to learn this power?
buy an ad retard
>>584065861this is how i would fuck him for hours
>>584065457Using Xog
>>584065903yea you can click on it
>>584065626lewd
Grass-san...Thank you for buying me 2 days to make a better aceI won't waste this chance.
4-5-5-5
>Long MachanNANI
>>584066027who the fuck is the ace here i see 3 deboofers
>>584065610>the only thing that could kill Bobo was her own card
>>584066034Good job gwo you made it. Proud of you
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT BASED LITERAL WHO LETS GO
no frontfagging on my watch (I lost to another based end closer so that's fine)
>>584066106You can't post that
>>584066106
>>584066106this is fake, dia likes em small
>>584065479did you get my other suggestionpost >>584062230
>>584065457>he doesn't know about the dreaded all rounder players
>>584065457Fending off hogs, the same as the rest of you
>>584066238>she has an asian fetishproof?
>>584065074
>>584065457front was broken in those CMs toopeople are just retarded. anyone who knew how to play in JP, CM, or KR has said front was retarded OP for years
>>584066238that's more of a rickey thing thoughbeit.
>>584066525Front was not broken in 2200M Kyoto bwocho
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>fronts getting uppity after hour one of round 1
V status?
>>584066606explainwhats her appeal?
if front was so good why didnt we see xog fronts
I have a feeling Inari One is gonna be responsible for 100% of my wins.She has also yet to race above Bad condition.
>>584066667Glimpsed unknowable truthsMindbrokenDistraught
>>584063938It's scary how horny she makes me
A debuffer+rabbit vboboneigher just whiffed kita ult and got umadol'd... I'm cooming
>>584066653they'll cry on sprints again
>>584064165seehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkxqy4AGwcU
>>584066106sauce me up senpai
>>584066807https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=umamusume
cygenerous...
>>584066925do you think i didn't check there already?
>>584066964>>584067018my WIFE
>>584067018Ow
>>584066939why was priconne global so much more generous than uma global
>>584066672that's a ritual post, bro.........and mayano fucking SUCKS
>>584067018
How does an end closer win against the front plague, they're just too far away and I end up 2nd or 3rd. My poor Narita Taishin will cry herself to sleep if I don't do something. Tasukete onegaishimasu.
>>584066525you forget the global game has a different patch going on
>>584067151living a fun modest life with neicha
>>584066667
>met someone from ButtSweat again
Not even that bad
>>584067136sucks what? sucks how?
it's CM20 xogbwo...you have to let it go
>>584067171Daring Strike
>auto entered a different spe>forgot to change>she's winningWell that works
>>584067186this is so cringe
>>584067249sunken cost fallacy xog main
>>584067249sovl...
17/2015/17 came from bourbonI fully expect random bullshit to happen at the Finals, I'll be happy if I can get 3 wins every match for round 2. So that I can get more statues
>>584067186qrd?
>>584067249a true xoguri oshi? real?
>>584067249he loves maruzensky but he would never ever use her
>>584067402holy cute
Bro you have to fucking let it go.Be a clown somewhere else. Fucking faggot.
>>584067474Right here >>584065793
>>584067508u bleeting?
I'm in!
>>584067449L’arpThis would never be posted on 4chan like this if it were realThis is Discord drama
>>584067249if this was rice you would call that an oshigamer... why the double standards?
>>584067550he bleeting.
>>584067649Because Rice is based
>>584067449>V started a thread war by removing /Uma/Club from the club list>Umama called him cringe after his thread died>V thinks that whatever he's doing is making Umama break up with /Uma/Club?
>>584067649you aren't an oshigamer if you aren't running three aces that are all your oshis
>>584067752Kamioshi
hopefully I can make a better red cow tomorrowI want her to win more
I guess i'll make a neicha deboofer instead 2 doms
Specute is very strong!
rate day 1 of cm20
>>584067709I'm still amused at how childish someone can bechanging https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist to https://rentry.co/umagIobaIclublist and even making a fake imgur edit won't make people magically think the only S /uma/ club is not from here
>entered the wrong Spe>Now I don't even want to replace her with the one I was supposed to enter
Now that Xog is dead... how do we address the Bourbon problem?
>>5840680291st place out of 10
>>584068029I wish everyone who took this CM seriously a very violent death.Of 20 CMs, I think this is the worst one.
>>584068098pour water on them
>>584068029The age of fronts has arrived / 20
>>584068098everyone here is abusing her and debuffers so they wont want to
>>584068098The cap always strikes back
>>584068183are you complaining that people running graded is not casual enough?
just got a run where XScarlet fires her ult on final straight instead of mid-race which was pretty weird
>>584068029fronts are the most annoying style to lose against/10wow i'll sit in first all race and win, no close calls or dramatic comebacks or anything
/uma/ back to complaining about fronts. Like pottery
>>584068271No I'm complaining that people are running triple fronts with a debuffer runaway suzuka and STILL running xog double dom.Fucking take this shit out back and shoot it already. And the "people" who make it.
>>584068098Look at them straight in the eye and say Laputan Machine
>>584063646Nice Nature is too strong
>>584068074I'm pretty sure he just wanted to make people sperg out in the thread in which he sadly succeeded in because people here can't resist taking the bait
>>584068271the meta is the most cancerous
>>584068274Dasca ult condition needs her to be 2nd or better in a straight after the halfway point. This includes the final homestretch
>>584068098the bourbon problem will solve itself when her next op card comes outuntil then you just have to cope with Baby's First Front Runner being piss easy to build while also being the best uma in the game, same as we had to cope with XOguri 'haha stamina doesn't matter to me ever' Cap
>>584068029not rating
>>584063646Pretty good.
what the fuck is going on here?
i thought this was supposed to be the oshi CM
I miss you manual chibi anon
>>584068074What I don't understand is why V thinks throwing a childish tantrum is going to make Umama want to come back to Uma&Co. Or how any of this will make /Uma/Club not want Umama
>>584068464goldshipWORLD
>>584068424the big three
>>584063646suzie pushed up
fronts being meta is objectively bad game design desu.
>>584068492it was too hard to build for
>>584068492>he thought the suffering would ever endlol. lmao. lmfao.
>>584068464Proof that Long S is not a gaslight
Fufufu~
bobo retirement day is still so fucking far away
>>584068573GL is just such a shit scenario, every single other scenario actually gave you stam
>run 3speed>1480>run 2speed>1480>run 2wit>900>run 1wit>900grand masters WHEN
>when you realize the ''dramaposters'' are actually just all one schizo replying to himself for months on endit was the same in /pcrg/ until they mass reported him for spam and shood him off the general. you guys are too kind to this guy
Maybe next time use the time you spend asking for drama making better umas?
>>584068680>you guys are too kind to this guyno, it's just him replying to himself like you pointed out
>>584068680But there's an army of currenposters ITT
Naked Fuji Kiseki
Surprised Mackie did well considering she's Long AHopefully I can do honor to Scarlet and craft a winner out of her
entirely unprompted: copeano brickey looks so stupid. a legitimately dumb looking face.
drama?
Teio....wife?
>>584068751Currenposter here. This retard V drama is boring and stupid.
>>584068782
>training failure into mood downany other time, I would've euthanized however it's longslop and I can't be bothered to keep running careers
>>584068098at least bourbon is attractive
god I miss this SOVL so much
>>584068743yes, but you should have bullied that autist out of the general by now.
>>584068680I don't report because I'm 100% sure I'd be the one banned considering this thread is as shit as its moderation
>>584068751Curren poster here, I'm looking at Mambo's graph rn don't care about that retard anymore.
>>584068782the little fang always makes umas look stupid as fuck.
okay but where are the SLOPTUBERS
>>584068098>how do we address the Bourbon problem?Stam palmer for TTLLets yours beat the other Bourbons
>>584063646This is some gay ass shit
>>584068924You just had to say your balls rot and your own organism went naturally through HRT because you're such a fag
what would you do in this situation
>>584068904i'm doing ace runs dancho i'll go back to fanruns in 2 days
Hibernate until GM
>Fronts are meta>look inside>it's only Bourbon with the occasional kitasan
>>584068857Uma unironically peaked at Unity. They really should have released Unity 2 instead MANT
>>584068957Does umamusumEsports count?
>>584068352Sticks and stones.
>>584069039twoma...
Just bring a single murmur uma or two for non fronts. You'll see your winrate jump significantly
>>584067189hmmm haven't seen much prep from this side just anons taking a nap
>>584063725Holy shit those are literally my tickets, hard correcting to lates now
>>584068962doesn't matter when she hits cacao escape artist and see ya later, she's genuinely broken
training daiwa, will be taking a shot every time she says ichiban
Umama status?
>>584069087Nice Nature basically solves the front problem because frontkeks don't buy 2 gold recoveries lmao
>>584068993don't be playing with me, lad. I'm not in the mood
hell yeah
>>584069103>Your clanker wife having a better start than other clankers doesn't matter because she has the same skills as they doDid your brain short circuit?
>>584069147BanishedGoneDefeated
fronts are inherently soulless
>>584069147Waiting for easy wins hours
>>584069147rotting
>>584069098it's so rough, maybe I will made an emergency front but dunno
>>584069229Cry more
>>584069229worse than that, they deny soulful races.
I don't care what people say, endguri wad kino because you needed sparks and planning, bourbon is boring and too easy
Front criers
>>584069229Cry less
>run fast>???>winmany such cases
>>584069147yurr
>>584069293yarr
ITT, cancer complaining aids is bad
>watching a casul play on the side>she chose graded league>auto-sortedSo this is how casul plays the game
is festival neicha better than cheerleader?
>>584069357That's my goat
>>584069357suzuka is honest
>>584069480She should work like this every time
I thought its only /vma/ that complains about fronts. Turns out we still have traumatized anons too.
>>584069561/uma/ has always been frontbroken
>>584069480Why do the skills keep proccing like that?
They ain't called the Silver Generation
believe in your (sub) ace
>cm>REEEEEEEE FRONT IS BROKEN IT'S ALWAYS BEEN BROKEN REEEEEE>next cm>REEEEEEEE PACE IS BROKEN IT'S ALWAYS BEEN BROKEN REEEEEE>next cm>REEEEEEEE LATE IS BROKEN IT'S ALWAYS BEEN BROKEN REEEEEE>next cm>REEEEEEEE END IS BROKEN IT'S ALWAYS BEEN BROKEN REEEEEEMaybe the problem is the pilot
I've got no usable ace...
>>584069823i can make up your skill count to be whatever
nobody has ever complained about lates or paces unless its hog though
>>584069664Post the chibi version
I like to run Late and Pace because my favorites are either Late or Pace :)
>>584069696It's amazing how Kingu can be built for all cms without much issueI kneel
>>584069150How can I buy 2 stamina golds when I need 20 speed skills TTL Top Runner and groundwork combo just to secure victory cheer
working my way there
>>584069913
>>584069901Did you forget Taiki existed?
Trainer-san 5 manual mant runs doko
end chuds have been real quiet all this time
>>584069967SEEEEX
If your favorite is Nice Nature or King Halo, I assume you don't actually care for the stories, you just want the most "wife" Umamusume.
>>584069561Front players both on here and on vma are the more skilled players. It's only natural for the inferiors to seethe
>>584070051King Halo has one of the best scenarios thoughbeit.
It's okay, this is the last time fronts are anything (don't care about LoH)
>>584070059>*****>Skilled
>>584070051Kingu has a good Career Story and Main Story though
>>584070051That's what being a proper husband is though
chat, will globetards be getting LoH trophies?
Wait, I can enter this CM with umas I make after the opening?
>>584070138Backliners have *
>>584070205>giving trophies to bottersLmao
>>584069967Bourbon looks so stupid and silly
speak upI can't hear you from here
>>584070205nyes but they'll be going to SEA whales because they're dumping their families built up generational wealth into the game
>>584070051King Halo is legitimately a good story. And I'm a wife fag for Hishi Amazon. Her career is ass. She doesn't need a trainer at all.
>>584070162>Good career>Canon wife of Main Story 2>Gets to play a mentor role in several other Uma stories>Can be built for all distances easilyDoes someone at Cygames have King Halo as their wife?
>>584070051This was posted by someone who has never played the game
not a single front is likeable, only metafags play them
>>584070369her alts are shit tho
here's your runaway sisters
>Can't cheekily reuse old aces because most are running trackblazer as their gold recovery
>>584070436Cheer King is okay and Wedding King shows off enough of her legs to make up for it.
>>584070423Extremely untrue and rude
You can just tell the schizo just lost to a shitty SS frontLike every cm where he starts malding against the popular style lmao
>>584070423I like Falco.
last win
>>584070423front maya is based
>>584070423I want to fuck Seiun Sky.
>>584070423ive enjoyed the story of every front ive been spooked by. (and ive been spooked by a lot)>t. pace/late chud
stupid sexy chudling
>>584070051Stories?
>>584070241front = gaybottompace = chasersurger = straight switchend = virgin* is a chaser
since we all agree fronts and ends are unethical, between pace and late which style has the most soul?
>>584070423palmer...
>>584070664Thats gay
>>584070423I can handle it. I'm just glad Christmas Oguri is dead
>>584070725pacet. latebwo
>>584070423easiest (you) bait
>>584070739If she didn't want to get fucked, she shouldn't have kept showing off her butt.
>>584070742Reports of her death have been greatly exaggerated
>>584070423Wrong
>>584070725Late Surgers are without question the most fun to watch.
Should I continue to improve my Rob Roy by giving her more mid-race skills, or just turn it in and work on CM21 parents?
don't get uppity
Group B 3rd place my beloved.
>>584070696whatthefuckshecantbethathugenoooodontletitbetruestupidsexyflanders
>>584070795My wife is too cute
>>584070725pace
>>584070051I can't deny the wife qualities, but you're very much mistaken
>fatco not posted ONCE in this threadapply yourselves
>>584070950
>>584070892Rice wouldn't get uppity
>>584070950She's 90
>>584071036She gassed out on the Arima uphill
Its still on its way.
>>584071042>>584071075whattheFUCKsex
>>584071132
>>584071036No one plays her. Falco "fans" just steal screenshots off of twitter.
>>584071131STOP
>>5840711317 and you're full of shit and owe me rape
>>584071198alright funs over no nice nattie for you anymorethat artist is verboten for being too cute
*denies your overtake with lucky Escape Artist*
>>584071203
>>584071293>no nice nattie for you anymore
>>584071293Of course the STUPID CHILDHOOF FRIEND WOULD RUIN THE FUN
Still was the death knell of Uma & Rulership showcased to us all that whatever Uma was in the past is now dead & buried
>>584071316No snapshots to steal yet
>>584071363>>584071357gomen nattie bwos but someone has toi can only survive so many of that artists images
They are going to kick my Ass on A
>>584071363Sorry meant to write CHILDHOOD
For something with a guaranteed activation chance Claw Forward sure doesn't fucking go off often
>>584071582I want her to sleep on my lap...
>>584071565You just need to luckshit 1 win
You said Arima Kinen was for Commander Spechud
I hate Light Hello so fucking much, this bitch refuses to start dating and refuses to give me points
>>584071730oh? i did?
>>584071684ThisYou only need to win 7 times in the whole CM
>>584071751Your trainee won...
As much as everyone complains about fronts, at least we all made it to group A so it's not that bad.
>>584071804>at least we all made it to group Ay-yeah
>>584071730yes she's beaten my ass 3 times already
>>5840636462/5last race was pretty good then realized I got matched with a bunch of SS umas mauve I'll actually try another few Golshi runs to get Spurt or maybe I'll just make sure I end up in group B instead
>>584071804Bro, it's obvious the guy complaining about fronts didn't
>>584071751i never really have an issue with LHit's everything else in the scenario that FUCKS me
>>584071928What is this fetishAnd why is it hot
>>584072043lesbianism
>>584072037He's right, Verxina is really sexy
>>584071928curren will never be silly
>>584072190My pov
>>584072198neicha......
>>584072198Preg Nature
I actually stopped running light hello if the Uma doesn't have >15% speed bonus. It's a trap.
>>584072332What is this satanig shit
>>584072338same, I do this. see you in B finals
what fucking ever brohttps://files.catbox.moe/grh2jr.mp4
>>584072332evil aura in this videothe anti christ has been born
>>584072373its a newborn foal, bwo
>>584072338I too enjoy losing good runs to night owl
do irl horses care about their kids or do they abandon them once they can fend for themselves like almost every animal in the world
>>584072332What the fuck is that?
>>584072585They're herbivores, of course they care about them
>>584072585horses are herd animals
>>584072641>They're herbivoresdo NOT post that chick video
I think I'm completely bricked for Sprint
>>584072585horse births are particularly good spots for predators to get a free meal and when those situations pop up the adults simply run away as fast as possible and use the foal as baitThey don't really care
>>584072704doesn't change the fact that they're herbivoresTHEY EAT GRASS AND HAY ALL FUCKING DAY DUDE
>>584072704Birds don't count, they're devilish govt psyops
>>584072740Don't tell me you don't have her?
>>584064165thats cool, hopefully you dont get cucked this time. Add stuff that the other team doesnt have like Tamtam and bobo>>584064919i want MY FUARKING HERO in
>>584072815she's not out yet bwo
>>584072815I only have Front cards
>>584072892This is true! And butter makes for a good moisturizer, make sure to eat at least a stick of it before bedtime to ensure your skin is healthy like Falcos!
well?
>>584072892Falco, who has a perfect sleep schedule, worried about me, who fucks umas every nightCute
>>584073000fed
>2 speed cards>1350-1400 speed>drop to 1 wit card so i can use 3 speed cards>1350-1400 speedno no no it's like i'm back in URA again
>>584073000she won
>>584072704>do NOT post that chick videoYou're literally asking for it
>>584072892>sleepingwe don't do that here
>>584073089Do you have one of a horse shitting out it's foal
>>584073089
>>584073129foals come from the other hole
>>584073089uma to do this?
Is just grabbing a bunch of white skills and not getting the gold version a viable strategy? I'm temped to keep NN as white and maybe even stay at On the Attack so that I can fit more stuff in.
>>584073219Still comes out like a huge dookie
>>584073089I am 41 years old and laughing at this
>>584073242Fronts already do this, it's how they build up stupid amounts of midrace
>>584073143>>584073089seeing horses actually being comfortable instead scared in the wild is so funny dude they're so stupid
>>584073242It depends
>>584073306>I am 41 years old really? why?
>>584073306farts are the pinnacle of humor
>>584072892Eyes on the bird
>>584073408Things happened and now I'm here
>>584073363>goes back to sniffing itstego you're so fucking dumb
>>584073306>I am 41 years old
>>584073363Stego...
>>584072337
>>584073363
>>584073242Like this exactly won't be it but I just grabbed a bunch of stuff once I didn't get Long S. There's like 6 more stuff below with RS Stam, THH, ignited spd/pwr etc.
>>584073306>I am 41 years oldHow is Gold City doing?
>>584073476I see, nice to have you around ojiisanI also hope that once I hit my 40s I'm still able to roam around this place
>>584073512dummy thinks it's a cow
>>584073517
>>584073517>>584073363post the gold ship one where he jizzes over his shit after he smells it
>>584073585it's the front strategy because it's more speed overall but they also have the wit to make it work. if you're only activating 5 skills in your midrace because you 700 wit you probably want them to be as good as possible
>>584073002Only the most intellectually gifted may wear this crown
>>584073692>hitting your 40sDon't do this it makes mustard gas
honse posting?
>>584073735Will it not work for Pace? I realized that in half of my runs, my Rob Roy is either already in 1st before the final corner, but the others she had to crawl out of 3/4th and barely take 1st thanks to my debuffs.
>>584073512so this... is wide shaped...
runaway
>>584073731im sorry what?>>584073840nyes.
>>584073758
Good night
did they add more songs to the jukeboxy recently after the last one?
I love my genius wife!
>>584073860nyes
leaning pisa
>>584073890there's a video of gold ship where he smells his shit, gets a boner, then jizzes without contact
>>584074184uhhhhhhhhh alright
>>584064165Happy to see us finally getting a team that represents Globabs
>>584074184Prove it.
>>5840732421 gold = 3 whitesof your whites habe high enough hint it's better to buy whites
>>584063597That’s my hero
>>584070051yeah, and?
>>584074507now that's first rate
>>584074390The skills where you can double up is better right? In terms of performance/rating. So ideally I want all 4 Pace/Long corner/straight? I currently don't have a method of getting the Long Corner.
Kingu is so fucking sexy I can't belive she's not the wife of one of the creators
>>584073242Depends on the skill and it's cost, some skills give you less distance than others
Fun fact: Grand Live random events take up the slots for chain events. This changes in Grand Masters where a random event and a chain event can happen in the same turn
Slamming a bunch of whites is good till you realize v. bourbob just does everything but 1000 times better thanks to her ult + top runner + PoC + Escape artist + THH + corners complete and utterly destroys every other front that wants to fight
>>584074845Urara can come and give you guts and take up an event in Unity
>>584064165How much experience do you guys have with divegrass?
Oyasumi
I just beat a triple Front user and I feel proud.
>>584075232based donkey fucker
>>584075232triple fronts without oonige is soul thoughbeit
>>584075298wrong
Finally got a podium.Lates was a questionable choice
52 bomboclat pussy wagon chicken nugget.
>>584075035spess....
Love me Love youLoves Only You!
>>584075441SIX SEVEN CHILDREN CUMMIN SIX SEVEN TIMES IN HER ASS AND UMANKOOOO
>18 secondsHm...
Helios doesn't wear socks!
>>584074507taking King's first time
9 fronts in every room lmao
>>584075617Doesn't matter when there's only 300 meters leftStill go pursue your oshirun
buy an ad greek troon
been a while since I've had slacker brick a runfuck me
>>584075861I think we should just stay friends, sorry
>>584075441this artist draws the best uma breasts
>>584075014A lot of experience
>>584076042grass wouldn't do this
>>584076042Grass would do this
>>584076042grass would do this
>>584076042you CAN'T post that you BASTARD
>>584076079not for you
>>584076042
>>584076042Grass have done this to me
>>584076042You can't post that either
>>584067249
>>584075861>very next rundon't come to tracen today, bad seed
umasumi
so many NariwanCHADS rolled for her festival ver
Seeing how bad pacers are doing against my fronts I wish I could get a double Blaze Brian finals
>>584076280umasumi~
>>584064165letting the divegrass schizo win again and since he mentioned it was a team of 4 then they might as well have been all samefagging all the repliesR.I.P.
Don't mind me, I'm just wishing account-brickingly bad luck upon everyone's rolls for the next half a year and good luck on myself so I can catch up while everyone else experiences my famine and suffers as I have suffered
Kaichou...https://x.com/_00017splus1/status/2109083623198490777/photo/1
>>584076282It's a meta pick thoughbeitthese niggers keep bringing atleast a single debuffer
>>584076441Rice wouldn't say this
>>584076441Rice regularly says this
Is this what you guys meant by "dying" that I've heard so much here? Because that Rudolf was clearly distracted by whatever that was in the sky.https://files.catbox.moe/gc2hx6.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/tnspyt.mp4>debuffersUnfortunately my Late Ryan and End Maya couldn't make it before I pulled Rob Roy. I'm still very proud of her though even if she didn't win on her own.
>>584076618>A+>double debufferoshiniggers I tell you, bullying little timmy in round 1 open.They even dare brag about it. Lol. Lmao.
>>584076441>t. snackerThis is why we stock up for winter.
>>584076462I'm not giving eelohn my face so that I can see rudorufu symboli naked.
>>584076752he's a newcutie fuck off kill yourself
>>584076462post it faggot
>>584076618yeah if an uma loses all their stamina they slowdown a lot, thats *dying*
>>584076752Yes I'm very happy that she won all 5.
Does anyone else feel like Umas don’t turn up to the right training a lot more lately? I had 5 rounds in a row without a single rainbow, it’s absurd
>>584064165Yukino should definitely be in the soup somewhere
>>584076282I got a small desire to dickpull when I saw a clubmate chatting with her character portrait. Not enough to actually do it but still
>>584076826>>584076798no fuck you just be grateful I linked you some good shit
>>584076752>he hasnt been in the thread the past month watching the new guy learn and be excited for Rob Roythread tourists are worse than any open player
I'm kind of worried about the lack of late-race speeds though. I think I might want to fit in Homestretch Haste or something like that somehow. I'm scared of putting in RS Stamina after seeing these races now.
>>584063646Better then expected.Decided to commit to lates, don't recommend it
>>584076618nice to see you winning newcutie bro, yes, your Natie killed that Rudol with the gold Murmur so she couldn't run anymore
>>584064165Matikanefukukitaru as player number 7
>after valentine>mood down>use my last lh date>mood downFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>584076232and now I'm out of borrowsyeah guess I'll just live with what I have
>>584064165This and the other post feed my dead internet theory
Holy kek. Yeah, I couldn't be bothered training even a single uma for this CM. I'll just take the whatever B reward
Give me mad dash and second wind, with a hint of racing spirit stamina and wrap it up by adding risky businessyep yep my palmer's ready
>>584075995Cool. I wish you guys success in getting the team up and running
>>584064165since this is the global version we need some burger representation of some sort
>baker going to sleepIt's oVer
How do I lose to fronts with 600 stam and no recoverys when I got 950 stam and a gold recovery and two whites??
>>584077380anyone can bake
>>584077414casino game
>>584070308based
>>584077380I've baked before
>>584077414today I lost to a runaway suzuka
>>584077380Jiggers should bake. They have a million images
>>584077601haha get carrot'd
>>584077380today you'll learn how to bake
>>584077414downhill mode
>>584075014Between the four of us, we've been involved in all three cup variants (4CC, VGL and VTL) and came together for our love of Uma's.
>>584077631
>>584077443Bake? I'd rather grill!
>>584077854gonna up with a roast
I only counterbake
The security at Tracen is USELESS! No matter how many locks I put on my door, no matter how many times I call for help, random Umas still break into my dorm and demand I train them!
>>584077854>>584077909What are you using to make these?
Since when did everyone decide to go front runner for this CM?
>>584078041the ai chibi guy does requests now and then
>>584077974I had that happen, but then I reminded them that I have connections to turf growers (I don't) and then they gave me extra security
>>584078061I think it's pretty normal to marry your trainer
>>584077974Dude, you clearly don't know womenYou have to do this foolproof method>keep your door unlocked at night>tell the guard to let the girls go into your place at anytime because no one ever goes there>buy a smoke alarm with no batteriesAnd no uma will ever stalk you again
>>584078140sloptubers said so
>>584078140once I decided I wanted to win, you should've known right away fronts would dominate arima
>>584077948You should multi-bake instead
>>584078149there's no one umas fear more than the groundskeeper at tokyo racecourse
whoever bakes should make a fatco op
slop kys
>>584077791Club? ID? surely providing these would be a non issue, right?
>>584078310>he's such a bad trainer she became a nurse instead
Is my trainee unhappy with her racewear? Why does she keep asking me to help her "try out" new clothes?
>>584077791>Uma'sStop being a phoneposter
>>584078140Front has been the meta since before CM19 started
The only turf I'm familiar with is my trainee's pubes>>584078391succubus
>>584078310Pushed against a wall with one arm against her back and the other one under her nurse fit, her eyes drunk looking back knowing she asked for it
>>584078391milf succubus
>>584078505she's a stallion
>>584078041
>>584078435he's on a phone because he's using multiple devices to samefag btw
>>584078348We are all from Mambo, of course!
>>584078553aieeeeeeeeeeee! think of the starving indonesian artists!nooo don't queue another thousand that's 30k usd that could've gone to a starving village
i warned you about this
>>584078553thx bro
>>584078532>iswas
>>584078679V is short for vindicated it seems...
>>584078721a stallion remains a stallion in death
>>584078757we will see
spechud (forma de kommandant) really is strong here holy fuck she just keeps winning
>>584078553Art is dead and we mourn it
I'm glad I train Biwa Hayahide. I know she would never do anything to hurt me.
>>584078880Everyone except the people paid to tell you what's good were telling you thisthe caveat was always that she's aids to build because she doesn't come with a blue
Reminder that V is one of the divegrass schizos
>>584078940until she wants your banana you are safe
>>584079016Maybe he is from Brazil...
>>584079075She promised me she would never hurt me.
>>584079016Is uma & co discord the place where these so called "4 collaborators" communicate?
>>584079016i'm a schizo but i don't give a fuck about socceer that shit is for brown people
who ever said this CM would be comfier than last CM can kill themselves holy shit
>>584079170It's next one frfr
>>584078940she will cook for you
>>584079170How easily the blade forgets
>>584079108her calculations might change, never relax around trainees
>>584079170next one for sure
>>584079170I'm a frontie so it is comfy for mez
>>584079170it's comfy because there's no hog
>>584079086Check the previous JP threads and see V sperging out about some Rommer shit
>>584079339so that was a fuckin lie
you people need help
>>5840636461/15I'm a lazy ass who's just in it for the gambling
>>584079490I need sexual help, wanna help me?t. 7cm penis
>>584079412>hates the argentinian guy>spergs about football>mentally unstable>racist>wants a fat blonde with huge titsMy brain is connecting things
>>584079612Don't forget the shitty /djt/ tier Japanese phase, he's from Brazil
>>584079612it's called soccer retarded latinx spic
>>584079412>>584079612oh yeah he is a hue for sure
>>584063646I luckshitted into Round 2 A and I'm scared. Praying for at least 1 win to dodge Group C
Uma that would start a drug empire with me?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHocVRUlvkk
>>584079612>>584079689samefag
Dyrbi that there's 4 of these collaborators, this thread's been nothing but drama for six months where did they come from
>>584079947uma&co
>my 650 wit cafe has the highest winrateHoly absolute fucking fake stat
>>584079947STOP NYOTICING
quick, post the scene that will make me want to roll for rob roy
>>584078918art and sloppa can coexist
>>584079947the split was a lot longer than 6 months ago newfriend
oh nice it's SEAdog schizo hours. guess i'll go somewhere else until comfy hours
>>584079009It's manageable because she has 10% speed growth, but I look at my 50% winrate Spe with 1475 speed and 960 stamina and I wonder how it could have gotten even better if I got that last few rainbows at speed
>>584079947Funny how when /uma/club (confirmed non-/uma/ club) gets shit on, the schizos and dramafags go haywire, or justify shit they previously shit on, or shit on shit they used to justifyVery interesting...
>>584079947Dyrbi? Derby?
>>584080148V please nobody believes you anymore
>>584080157"Do you really believe it."/vt/ coded lingo
>>584080148stop noticing (((they))) hate that and will start calling you a schizo and bringing out * as an excuse
>>584080014You got it boss man
>>584080189She's wet SOMEWHERE alright...
>>584080148ze goyim are starting to notice
>>584079170SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!1111 THE OGURI PARADISE WAS COMFIER THAN THIS FRONTNIGGER PURGATORY MEANT FOR LITERAL CATTLEWISH WE COULD GO BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS AFTER 9-11 WHERE WE'D RUN THE EXACT SAME SOVLFUL COMP AND THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERED WAS PERSONAL PLAYER SKILL AS IT WAS AN EVEN PLAYING FIELD FOR ALL
>>584080225artia graduated like 7 years ago let it go
>>584079612Hey, stop nyoticing...
The dirty brazilian is off his meds again
>>584080295>trainer: i know why my back is wet by why is my crotch...
>>584080306>honest hardworking frontgawds, millions of hours and carat refreshes spent poured into concocting the perfect looped parent and they have to do this twicevs>"just proc festive bro" xogslop done in just one runI'll take the former, thank you.
>>584079612to be fair 3 out of 5 of those are commen in most men
>>584080306we clearly need to have a CM where we go back to URA Finale
Maybe I should prepare a thread
>>584080387racist much, botter?
>>584080492I have one prepped but if you want to bake be my guest
>>584080387>SEAbrown being racist to other brownskek
>>584080492>>584080552Make it fatco please I love that goofball
>>584080306honest frontfags disown the vbobo metafags
>>584080478>this coming from the robot that builds herselfyou are NO BETTER.
>>584080387https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/bathing-habits-by-country
sweepino is the STRONGEST race
>>584080104rest well pookie
I don't see Digitan in a lewd way, she's just too dorky.
>>584080609I thought this happened last month
>>584080609no........
GL is a well-designed scenario
>>584080552If you have one ready I'll leave it to you
stop baking on bump limit you brown faggotseither page 8 or image limit
>>584080609
post something cute
>>584080708>stop baking on bump limit you brown faggotsits literally just (((him)))
>>584080570Bro the statistics... Just because they're true you don't have to be RUDE about it!
>>584080708not the bakers but an early bake is needed because V is off his meds around this time and he bakes on page 1
I love headpatting my trainees :)
>>584080708That's V doing it
>>584080630hot take
>>584080609based fuck dacchisthey'll probably poach V next like they did umama
>>584080739
>>584080293solid plan
>>584080843Surely andarion wouldn't...
>>584080840fakest news
When I die I'll make sure Fine Motion is invited to my funeral so she can let me down one last time
>>583529203
>shitpost>use V as a escape goat>get away with it>shitpost againthis is what you are doing by the way. he succeeded in corrupting you
>>584080831Happy headpatting is the best
>escape goat
>>584081020meds
>>584080970Nigger I won't fall for your tricks again
>>584080970lawl good one nonny lololol
>>584080970remerge when
>>584081020>escape goatV never beating the ESL allegations
she's so cute i'm gonna punch a hole through a wall
>>584078757wrong. their spirits and names are reincarnated into umamusume (universally female) in another world.
>>584076042I commissioned this image. This makes me unreasonably proud.
>>584081020>escape goat
Sorry for the early bake don't want to repeat yesterday's situation>>584081234
I washed my ass with a microfiber cloth because im too depressed to shower
>>584081130Shoe is the actual esl though
>escape goat>>584073002
>>584081020I noticed it haha I didn't have to look it up
why is everyone talking about goats
>>584081257Paste it 3 times retard like this>>584081234>>584081234>>584081234
because of this post>>584072332
>>584081257this is a V bake by the way he is using commander spe this CM
>>584081417sorry meant to quote this one >>584080970
