Previous: >>584119270New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/OuXP2GipwAE>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light HelloCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 2, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: alt Air Groove, alt Rudolf, SSR Brian, SSR Admire GrooveNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>584144602OH YEAAAAAAAH
https://files.catbox.moe/er311v.mp4
WDYM IT'S SUNDAY ALREADY
>>584144745tamachud...
>>584144829put that fucking burger away
I've started keeping a notepad of cards and skills I needed to bring for sparks... have I gone off the deep end?
>>584144870
>>584144745TAMADANCHOU DON'T LOOK
wahey>>584144829wdym it's NOT sunday alreadythe passage of time is inevitable
But Sunday is almost over...
How much accel is too much accel
>>584144990That's like asking oguri how much food is enough food
Marv Sunday races when
>>584144870Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
>>584144734
Brown umas rape
>>584144876perhaps. i used to do something similar until we hit the point where you could use xog + double dom for like a million consecutive cms and needed barely any prep to keep track of.
>>584145113Its not rape, when she is my wife
BoobsTetasOppai
One of the greatest characters ever created.
what did she mean by this
men....
>>584144968have a marvelous sunday, unc
>>584144876My notepad is at almost 450 lines and whenever the CM timeline moves along I just pile on moreI am currently eagerly clanking away at the parents I spent the better part of two or three hours planning this morning. Just need two more and then I can go scavenger hunting for a borrow and start playing the game
this whole 'Cinderella Gray' business is making me realise why people actually care about some of these characters beyond just wanting to fuck them... I get it now. I get it.
hi hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>584145247mfw I beg for her sweaty sandals
Thoughts?
>>584145289no bully.......have a marvelous sunday bwo>>584145329cingray is a very fun watch even if you didn't care about uma beforehand
Ideal clank deck for 1100+ Stamina?
>>584145371Mr Curvy Body
Reminder: your biological clock resets every week. That means that anything you eat on sunday dinner won't count for your total calorie intake. Dig in!
nonnies~~
>>584145341Crown-chan kawaii!
>>5841454294 stambitch
>>584145371I'm erect
pretty derby season 2 mogs cinderella gay hard
ugh...
Good evening
>>5841454294 stam cards riko LH
ryan LOVE
>>5841454294 stam + lh + borrow fuku + stam sparks
>>584145429every mlb stam card you own plus ssr riko plus stamina inherits
>>584144876>maru sneed
>>584145247umanko...
>>584145586this but borrow riko
Of course it had to be a 1* blue...
jong?
I love GL, clicking on stamina training has never felt this awful
uma&co is recruiting 4 new members for our S rank push!apply now
HARIKITE IKOU
>>584144876I need that SS rating
>>584145798ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fine I can play one make it
>>584145860
>>584145628formerly rudolf's
My peepee hard
>>584144876I just keep that shit all in my head
>>584145879Majsoul Friends Room 78966(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=78966
>>584145937fuck off v, FAGGOT
>>584143560
>>584144876I just use gametora whenever I need to know what card gives what skill
>>584144876scarlet power will give you neck and neck like maybe in 1 clank out of 5. you can safely disregard any card whose skills are in its event chain the clanker cant do it
>>584145975
>>584146060he said cute girls
>sakuraEVERY DAY UNTIL YOU LIKE IT
>>584146137
Of course, the run where I get fast learner is the one where the stam is impossible to fix and all good songs fuck off
>>584145975i want to show her a white Christmas
methinks the devs like daiwa too much
>>584145984>4oh no no it's 3/4 and it wont fill shiraoki-sama cursed the jong
>>584146303She is the namba wan after all
>>584145984Matikanemambokitaru...
my club never did anything wrongwe don't cause thread drama or harbor any thread personalitieswhy are we fated to forever be stuck just on the border of falling down into A
>Umas considered to be "Sprint" distance I ownBakushin O, Curren Vanilla, BIG BUONO, King Halo>Umas considered to be "Mile" distance but have a B in SprintSMaru, Yamanin ZephyrSoooo...who do I take with me to Capricorn? I have to try and get Group A since this is my star sign
do not have sex with your trainees they're underage
>>584146075This is more of a final skill list as well. Choosing which cards give the most of whatever as my current auto list looks like this.
>>584146420mambwo...
>>584146198
>>584146457i dont sex animals either way
>>584145984started
>>584145554
>>584146420Mambwo... thats just how we are
>>584146431(Me)Oh I forgot OG Taiki but something tells me she's not gonna be much good in a Sprint due to either her potentials or just her unique not being very good
>>584146457It'll be fine if it's anal.
>asking me NOT to fuck this
>>584146563cute Suzie...
>>584146250Forgot to post image because I'm malding so badly
>>584146795>Front runnerdeservedI hope you make B finals
>>584146676Pretty easy. She's the only shit Mejiro
>>584146548You had to ningenpyoi her...
>>584146795keep on raping on, frontgawd
..................
>>584146880
>>584147039
I was going to Sweepy for mile dirt but... Isnt that a bit too many conditions?
Spe-CUTE fully unlocked
>>584147010me on the left
>>584147238that one guy's genius wife is too obscene
>>584145371Ugly tomboy
Yeah guys... d-don't umapyoi your trainees, heheh...
>>584146420ive noticed that the first day or two are extremely important to position in a+. the more of a lead that you can build in those two days, the more likely it is that you dont have to worry about the remainder of the month that muchat least thats how it is for us at autis/uma/ this month
feng shui is NOT realdo not believe rickey's lies
>>584147273
I've gained over 50 new followers in under a week since switching to a 2* power 3* sprint parentare sprint sparks really in that high of demand?
>>584147356
>>584147475Sounds more like a single autist fucking your trainee
much like most females, cb would rather die than give me her squirt
Fuck you
>>584147457what outfit is this>>584147548I don't think one person made 50+ new accounts just to follow me
>>584147395the reason you dont have to worry is because your danchou is a fucking fan demon and would solo the entire month if needed
>>584147409Feng shui, 7posting, and Shiraoki-sama aren't real.Tomakomai is the only truth.
>>584147609SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>584147609>stallions >>>/y/
>>584147609remove the weird one on the right.
Thank you, McQueen
Contrail one of the triple crown winners in 2010 during the pandemic alongside Yuichi Fukunaga
You can just do things. I'll see you guys in A rank finals... Hope you don't mind hearing fuku sing miss Victoria...
>>584147736i just do what i do
>Fast learner run>Keeps jobbing races>>584147824>no cucky 7hmmmmmmmmm nyoticing>she doesn't have that on that altfor a reason!
>>584147815>that camera switchjesus lmao
>>584147609me on the left
>>584147739WRONG7 is the real number everyone is afraid of. Because 7 ate(8) 9
>>584147824your wit?
>>584147824what the fuck is sharp streak i have never seen that in my lifenice orenji btw
Good night friends!!
>>584147530Ruby would NOT say this about Helios.
>>584147997>lolicon
>>584147475I got like 30 followers in two days.
>>584147935eishin flash chain skill
>>584147990
>>584147815>in 2010 during the pandemichas it really been 16 years since covid
>>584148159'fraid so
>>584148159no more like 6 or 7
>>584148225
>>584148159Umamusume pretty derby released 43 years ago.
>>584148159time flies when you're having fun
I still don't have any aces
>Fast learner run>absolute dogshit
/uma/ club are falling to a+ this month
>>584148268I don't care much for the image itself, but man paam's face here is excellent
>>584147990Night bro
Mambo is recruiting 15 new members for our A+ rank push!apply now
>>584148304ew, skinny falco
>>584147929I used 3 speed 2 power and light hello. Wit was a gaslight all along. Free yourselves brothers.
>>584148717well, skinny might be a bit of an exaggeration
>>584147990Good night babu
>>584148717this is the only kind of falco there is. no idea what you're talking about that.
>>584148909
>>584144745Me on the right
>half of /uma/'s A+ clubs actually are struggling
>>584147990night babydachi~
>>584147204This may require actual testing, but shouldn't that be "distance_rate<=66"? Otherwise it kinda seems like the precondition doesn't care about the whole early+mid part of the race and only checks you being 5 or worse starting at late-race. Apparently it's still that in the JP version, too.But otherwise it's On Your Left (lite) for Ends, that seems pretty good to me. But then I really like the no-rush uniques.
>>584149243that new bot fucked a lot of a+ clubs
>>584149243Mambo is used to it
>Will these JAPS (derogative) ever add a REROLL button to their three choices screens?
>>584149326>new botWHAT NEW BOTI KEEP HEARING THIS ABOUT A NEW BOT
why did she do it
>>584149347imagine the sha-smell
>>584149305>aislop
>>584149560the human desire to destroy and take revenge on humanity
>>584149292It's >=66 so the precondition only becomes true at the start of late-race
>>584149540it literally has its own channel and video tutorial in the /uma/cord.
Nice dead botted server, globalbrowns
>>584149560>>584149752>blacks destroying their communitiesSee Gimlet
>>584149540ask your danchou, we prepped for its rollout in the danchoucord
>>584149767she isn't human though
>>584149817sry tranny I don't use seaturd server
>>584149817>/uma/cord.ahthats why i dont know
>>584149560she's a kraut so you already know she was born evil.
>>584149560ギム教育
>>584149540Sweepy's Revenge: Return of Remezzo
why does cyslants refuse to anything about bot problem
>>584149904>has a human pussy>has human tits>has cute human facehumanoid at the least.>>584149904can confirm>t. white kraut>>584149969METAL SPE!?
>>584149880She isn't black
>>584149540>he missed out on the bot arc
>>584150107two more weeks.
>>584149996idgi
>>584150107They know that global is for subhumans. If this was a shared server like grubble or shadoba and nips got affected, they would have taken action.
grokzuna, vibecode me something that scans every frame and blurs uma ears so that they look human
>>584150107next week btw
>>584150301タニノギムレット
>>584150464Need this with Maruzensky and her broodNeed this with Stay Gold and her brood
Literally all I was aiming for is a touch of left handed and turf sparks. Ignoring the blue, am I starving for anything else?
I dont getWhy not just run autos on cooldownYou barely lose any carats, improve your account AND make danchump happy
>>584150301Pun of 義務教育 and ギムレット
>>5841459843/4 one slot open againprevious match was fun
>>584150614You want at least 20 white sparks nowadays gwo
>>584150464Ugly Jordan
>>584150649If I was strong enough to actually get my carats back, I would. I'm only getting 0-5.
>>584150725>>584150464Who the FUCK names a horse after Jordan Peterson????
>>584149305>aigold
>>584150562The more you get bullied the stronger your mentaru becomes
>>584150649I prefer using CPU/GPU cycles on a retarded HTTP bot instead of letting cyjews server do the job 10times slower
>>584150614i've noticed that /uma/ has the lowest standards for legacies that i've seen across all communities. you all really should trying dreaming bigger.
I'm honestly so tired of this game constant bs. If I didn't like my club that much I would have deleted this shit from my phone alreadyI'm not even losing this cm so far but I feel nothing by winning. Seriously thinking about quitting next month.I'M NOT A MAMBWO STOP THAT
>>584150967Mambro...
Whore
>>584150932bro its literally a parent for open league
>>584150967Haytherebwo...
>>584150895I was in tenpai almost EVERY round you all just stole everything>>584145984also 3/4 if someone wants to joing
>>584150967mambwo..
>>584150543>pic starts with stego fucking trainer to death>i feel like i forgot something... well it was probably not important>next shot is her whole brood hanging from the wallsThat'd be mildly fun
>>584150649Would you want the clanker to do 12 careers per hour on an alt account while you're sleeping, or to manually have to queue 1 career per hour?
>>584150815>>>/pol/
>>584150649Independent Training has proven itself to be absolute SHITE for making parents so I've gotta do it myself but I'm already so burnt out on GC and URA, I just want GM and Ramonu already
HAHAHAH XDD XD XD XDDD!!!
>>584151020Bitch*And she's MINE
choked myself too hard again and now my eyes are surrounded by petechiaenot looking forward to work tomorrow
>>584151251haha, LOL at image!!
>>584151251Stop training boyumas
Is Marvelous Sunday a Late Surger? Should I add her to my pull plan?
>>584150918>>584151129I have no idea what you guys are talking about and dont really want to know
>>584151214>I just want [...] Ramonu alreadymE TOO
>>584151340Yeah she's a late and honestly an OK parent but far from necessary. Oshi pull
>>584147204It's the same conditions as Sweepy's unique + Moving Past & Beyond also requires you not get rushed so you are FUCKED anyway if you do get rushed All or nothing game
>>584151323wtf hotI need to try thatthanks for the ideahopefully it goes wrong ! !11 1
Are you pace-up or pace-down?
>>584151251all my early 3* powers were pace*is pace pink ever even good for anything? I've only ever used end pinks
>>584151340yeah shes a late, midpack positions req on her ult. HOWEVER only pull if you wuv her you dont need her meta wise
Will they ever release a non-dogshit stamina card? I'm tired of using Super Creek
>>584151343fitting for a naked tama poster
guys use overseer its like hachimi but with hyper skip to make the game playable, i think its safe. theres no hardcoded urls
>>584151551HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>584151482Yeah but there's also the pos requirementI've seen my ends overshoot to 4th-3rd way too many times
>>584151551dogshit poo always
Mambros, what's your matikanetannhauser's WR thus far?
Is Marv a loli? This is important information for my pull plans.
>>584151567Creek gets powercrept by stam McQueen for longs and SoE as a generalist. Neither are particularly tempting to pull though
>>584151725No, she's just short
>>584151567you will use creeku for the next 10 years and you will like it
>>584151551it gratifies me sexually to force fronts into the pace chaser position but other than that no they suck
>>584151725What do you think
>>584151383Wit Ramonu, she's shit as a trainee
>>584151567unironically until doto stam comes out and that's like in 4 years lol
>>584151849I don't think
>>584151476>>584151557I'm also adding Tanino Gimlet because I think she's cute.
>>584151849I love natie's outfit
>>584151865Incorrect
>>584151965>17 year old hag
>>584151606
THE PAIN WILL SLOWLY FADE AWAY THE SHADOW OF OUR LIIIIIVESWILL WASH AWAY THE MEMORIES BEFORE THE LAST SUNRIIIIISEWE'LL KEEP HOLDING ON IN TIMES OF CHANGEEEEEEEESSTANDING STRONG AGAINST THE WIND UNTIL THE END OF TIIIIIIIIIME
>>584151721Its 10%
>>584151849Oppai Loli, even better
What late surgers are must-pull as parents? I will oshigame Dia every distance when her L'Arp outfit comes out so Im wondering what I need to beef her up
>>584151849I think the strap on Natie's thigh is too sexual. I think she is trying to lure innocent trainers into looking at her thighs so she can call them perverts.
>>584151606>>584152128Fuck off, Taro
>>584152198SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>584152238I think you're a sexual deviant.
>>584152217The L'Arc outfit is for mediums so you'll want Neo Universe and later Stay Gold (Stego is mandatory for every distance)
>>584145984SOMEONE FREAKING JOIN ALREADY
>>584152327I think Teio is looking a little too sexual there.
>>584152146>>>/b/
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/K6HXj3https://jiggie.fun/K6HXj3.https://jiggie.fun/K6HXj3
>>584152398I already played irl mahjong for like 5h today, I'm jonged out.....
>>584152327i would fuck this teio
>>584152329only those two inherits to look out for? if so I can afford to spend the carats for them in my budget and save 40 bucks
>>584152128
>>584152441>>584152507too bad you're not getting any of thisit'sreserved.
>>584152217I am also asking this question, but just in general, not looking to specifically oshigame any particular Late. Though if I was it would be King Halo and Matikanefukukitaru.
I think I accidentally created monster golshi that rapes open lobbies
>>584152398sorry bwo I don't know how to play...
>>5841523987 and someone joins in the next 5 minutes4 and nobody ever joins
>>584152506PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>584152621post golshi
>>584150967mambsis....
crashibng
>>584152621>open, day 1who gives a fuck, you're raping auto selected clanked umas
>>584152537They're the two strongest (Neo is medium exclusive though), I'm not 100% on what the others are at this point.>>584152585Stay Gold is by far the most important one to pull because you cant borrow her (evolved inherits cant be borrowed)
>>584152559*reserved for nowI can wait.
>>584152621No you literally just created a gorushithat's just how gorushi works.
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
Bro Stay Gold is in 2 years crying face
>>584152826>you cant borrow her (evolved inherits cant be borrowed)why would cygames do this
>>584152815I careI askedKeep crying Seaturd
Tachyon LOVE
Los Angeles bros...
>>584152959To get you to open your wallet, duh. Now pay up, piggy
>>584152959Because they're jews. 90% of the time you ask yourself this question, it's because they're jews
>>584152959money lolbut to be fair they havent pulled that bullshit since
All I want to know is how future-proof KH cheer is, it feels like she's needed for every mileI'm even planning on vouchering her
any cuties
>>584153197Isnt Epi the same but for pace
>>584153101>IRL exclusive titles
>>584153101IT'S NOT FAIR
i hate my new dacchi
How cope is 0LB Neicha Wit for Sprint
>>584152959>why would cygames do this
>>584153101>LA stop of the world tour 22nd to 23rd>post-orgy frolicking at the park for the 24th and 25thwhat an eventful week for /uma/.
This looping business is too complicated for me.
>>584153551The gray streak is reminiscent of a certain other uma
>>584153761there is zero reason to clank in unity
What happened to all the Currens? Been a while I feel.
>>584153864ig wit and ig power if you dont have em on something yet?
how bricked are you for not using tachyon in GL? like if i want to bring smaru instead because im training fronts, is her SP bonus and scenario link that strong?
>>584153895smallpox
>>584153551I need this hag carnally
>>584153895What do you mean
>>584153895HIV
>>584153895this thread is boring rn
>>584153895Probably went to /vm/Too raped here
Does this mean that this card is an agemasen?
>>584153997recently learned that this artist deleted all their stuff on pixiv
There will be no Marvelous Sunday Derby this week due to scheduling conflicts (CM as well).I'll make sure Marvelous Sunday Derby happens next Sunday!See you guys next week!MARVELOUS!!!
>>584154064yes
>>584154064Yes
>>584154064yes, and a pretty harsh one at that, you need 400 guts for a good chance at high spirits
>>584154064Yeah you can get raped by it if you're unlucky
>>584153864I can't get 1100 speed otherwise. Even now I was short by 10.
>>584154118A shame, but thanks for letting us know!
>>584154097another art tranny melty
>>584154097Many such cases.. unfortunately
>>584154156It's a stat check event? Are there more like it? And if you get the event chain finished early then you're just screwed?
>>584153970you probably lose 100-200SP by not using her. Sometimes I used Kita/Maru instead for my fronts.
>>584154361most Agemasens are stat checks. All they ask for a better chance is 400 of a stat but they can still fail
>>584154407>outwithmommy.jpg
>>584154286trueI have a folder where I stick uma stuff I notice has been deleted on pixivgetting close to 2000 files
>>584154407Everyone loves an intimate relationship between parent and child
>accidentally ended up in group A
>>584154118stay cool, bwo
>>584154515>accidentally ended up in group B
When will Gold Ship get her best friend?
>sprint cmits gutsmaxxing time...
>>584154729I forgot there's an uma called justaway
>>584154118nyooo.....
>>584154729Bu trainer-san, you are already in the game
>2 speed cards>1300 speed>3 speed cards>1300 speedthis might be the first cm i don't make it into round 2 group A lol
golshi... is sexshi??
>>584155090you can't just bring the cards bwo you have to click speed too
>>584155090anons were saying you could consistently cap speed with 2 speed cards if you had a 20% speed growth umaANONS LIED LIKE FUCKING ASSHOLES
>>584155090variance in GL is fucking crazy. i have gotten S+ and UF3 using the same deck.
>2ndgood enough for mekinda regret not pulling for the jong uma she's cute
>>584154729I'd rather get his other neighbor, Jo Cappuccino.
i miss capping speed with 1 speed card. speed cap increase was a mistake.
>>584155219I'll kill you
back in my day, 5 wit capped speed.
>>584145984GG and thanks for the match>dama'd like a cringelordMy fried brain forgot how suuankou works and I genuinely thought I had yakuman
i got me a podium my tachyon is a silver collector what the hell happened to paces
>>584155586my screek didn't get a single win
>>584155586pacers have no accel this track man
>>584145984thanks for the games, some of the plays on that last game were very evil coded
>>584155493Rickey is cute?
>>584155736No, but thanks for checking.
>>584155586This track in particular hates paces
>>584155647i hope she wins you one and hopefully many more>>584155661>>584155839pacebros are done?
>>584155721we need some little evil in us
>>584154729One day, haha...
>>584155893It's still luck at the end of the day, but this time around they're harder to make goodNext cm they shine
>>584155414I think I reached tenpai once that entire match>Jong umaevery time I see hear her laugh clip I regret not pulling. she cute>>584155506I thought you had it as well when I glanced over. Can you not ron the last piece for it?>>584155721>some of the plays on that last game were very evil codedwe waited all that time just to get bullied
almost 11pmmaybe a little bit of alcohol would be finejust a small glass or two
went crawling back to this ryan legasy from almost a year ago because of the squirt spark
>>584156006>can you not ron the last pieceNo, suuankou has to be completely self drawn. You can in theory ron the final tile if you're waiting for the pair but pretty sure that's double yakuman then lol. Also big fan of umajong
>>584156185I got cucked out of suuankou in our lobbies...... SUCKS
>CB chapter got translatedhooray!
>>584156174plapaway squirt
Rape is funny, though
>>584156006how can mahjong be evil or bullied isn’t it random
>>584156351
>>584156185>>584156220I may never have the pleasure of getting yakuman in an umajong lobby but I have the pleasure of being the victim of a shousuushii
Which uma has the sweetest smelling umanko?
>>584156523I don't think they're talking about the game anon
>>584156516>reactions to different people to rape>raper = fun>viewer = fun>police = fun>academy = fun>the raped = unfunIt's statistically fun so this is true
>>584145440if you think about it its kind of crazy that they made a girl in a game about running canonically overweight
>>584156529
I am no longer asking, you WILL come to Tomakomai
is it worth to cough up the 30 carats for one more CM race set for the Statues? Worst case scenario I would probably get 3/5 wins and lose like 10 carats
>>584156523jong is random but you can somewhat control the randomness if you look at the discard pile more>>584156670no the jongers like to bully me.....
>>584156529oh, its that time againhey I'm just gonna take a nap, that alright?
that's it I can go do other stuff now
>>584156665McqueenThat's diabetes
>>584156689Rape is a net good for society then?Perhaps more rape should be cultivated
>>584156720heating up now
no head-on award
>>584156853
>>584156523nip mahjong is balanced in a way that you can actually read the table so it's not that random, you can make others trip and take advantage of information and you can bully other players who can't read this information or who took false information so you can win against themlying to others is a good way to play mahjong if it's a single game
>>584156985more like no... anythingyou realize sfv doesn't even work right
>>584156916Ultra Giga SexoCB wants child #2, what will (You) do? 53 more days, not even two months, now! She's getting closer!!!!!
>>584157046That's fine since it's just a GP, I know sfv doesn't work
>>584156523bullying = when I losefair game = when I winsimple as
>>584156523you can bait somebody into dropping your winning tile and then rape them
>>584157031So winning is just a matter of studying?EhhhMahjong is boring
does Lane Legerdemain even do anything
>>584157375when GM drops
>>584157315Yes, it's an sp sink
>>584157315It does, yeah. It doesnt help you win really, but it does do something.
>>584157315yes it gives 5,000 points in team trials for the low low cost of under 250 skill points
>>584157217>studyingThat's chess or shogi, jong is a risk management game where you have to decide about either advancing or retreating without getting mad, it still has random elements so even a retard can win if it's only a single gameThe only studying people do is pattern recognition, but that's for very advanced players
>Give her TTL>Beats other, better Bourbonsmy fucking sides
>>584157572ttl is a must have for frontiesthat and concentration, gw, the pp combo, multiple greens, as many midrace skills as possible, a lot of wit...Easy!
>>584157572When there's 8 other fronts in the lobby not having TTL is a death wish
>>584157670Ends have it hard too you know, once time CB didn't even give me spurt
>>584157543This conversation has killed my motivation to play mahjongWhat a dull game when you break it down
>>584157315Increased lane movement speed also massively increases forward velocity when a runner is changing lanes while the skill is active! This can results in a very rare, but very powerful speed boost if your trainee activates it at the right time!
>>584157820Yeah bro let's go play some Poker, Texas Hold 'em style
>>584157543what about practicing to perform tsubamegaeshi and goumoupai
>>584158110I prefer Magic the Gathering if we’re playing cards
how come no one complains about late surgers
>>584157820That's great, at the end it's a game that attracts a very specific kind of retard and the right play is to never touch this game as it causes great damage to your spirit without a single benefit.>>584158115go away yeppers, local yaku are not real
>>584157798Ye we're the real oppessed race once I didn't get fat learner end buffs when
>>584158206They're usually pretty bad
>>584158206When gamblers win, we all win because they're the underdog
>>584158206they're honest, just like pacers.
>>584158206If you complain about them and they start losing, then they win
I love when this happens.
>>584158206lates would need to be good for people to complain about them
>>584156803You want me to wake you up, bro?
Oguri Roman when?Miyama Poppy when?Agnes Flight when?
>>584158501no...
brown love
>>584157031meanwhile 40 year jong veterans be like>his le flow is le good bro, nothing i could do
>>584158206no one complains about lates, pacers, or end closers. Just fronts.
>>584158206the best late only loses half of the time
>someone's UF bobo has capped speed and 1250 wit and 1100 power and 900 stam>look at build>8 stam sparks>kita>smaru>1lb mr cb>finemo>light hello>creekliterally how the fuck do you get 1100 power with zero support for the stat? HOW?
gn
>>584158721Still better than a real 3dthot
there will be a jong scenario one day and helios will have a part of it her seiyuu LOVES jong
>>584158721fat fuck
I can't remember a time where I struggled with stats harder than trying to train lucky orenji for this CM. I'm talking consistent SS.
King Halo
I need to fucking pull. I need to gamble NOW
so the game gets better next scenario right
>>584158832Mambro...
>>584158832take the witless pill anon. fuku is destined to be a retard. 3 speed/2 power is what you need.
>>5841589317 and you snack
>>584158938Better, yes. Good, no.
>>584156916>>584157108STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>584158665did u miss the daring strike complaining a few months ago? during that mile cm where it was just fronts vs ends.
>>584158832Like >>584158975 said, take the witless pill. Fuku doesnt need high wit because Shiraoki will make sure everything hits
>>584158789U keep clicking speed after it's capped
>>584158804
I think this game is fun.
>>584158206one should pity gamblers
>>584158996The fasting continues.......
>>584158789Buy the power increasing songs and try to avoid the speed increasing songs if there's something arguably better
>>584158938
>>584158206Late main hereCuz lates are the weakest style
>>584159131I genuinely, truthfully do not.
>>584159230@umagrok fatten this falco image
>>584158938yeah in the next scenario light hello is brown
>>584159095There was a bit of grousing about ends, but most of it was reserved for fronts, per usual.
hoardbros, stay strong.never snack.
>>584158832Its rough. Bashed my head against the wall for days. Best I came up with, sparks are all stam. Armor fuku is a tad easier to build I would say
>>584158975>>584159102It would help if the Kris brick card wasn't mandatory, building lates for long in this scenario is hell
>>584159401post your deck and umas.
>>584159339@umagrok and dont forget to replace the book with a restaurant menu
>>584159505mambo stinky gottem!
Reasons to scoop the run>no long s or the must have sparks from inspo >any of the sp songs didn't appear during year 2>this is my statline by the beginning of year 3Anything else?
>>584159446stop trying to make lates workthey don't workjust mutate to end
>>584159401who are you saving for? and how do you have fun/not burnout waiting for an uma you like in the far future?
>0 borrows left>0 new acesMY BODY IS A MACHINE
>>584159451even with good stats and kris s skill lates are still bad
>>584159446Sagittarius 2.0 is hell on earth. I've done 50+ ace runs, and gotten only tolerably good umas. it looks like I'll squeak into A finals, but I don't have any real confidence in winning. 900 stam + gold/3 whites + as close to capped speed as possible + 1k+ wit +1k+ power +Long S is already horribly difficult. Add the shitton of midrace skills you need to be competive and it's a damn nightmare.
>>584159617NEVER!
>>584159665That turns unsucked dicks into sucked dicks?
>>584159339>>584159525
>>584159401Going to hit 200k soon6k are paid
can you use a better model so it doesn't look like blatant zero effort slop
>>584159798Umazing!
>>584159798Heheh who is this cute girl? Erm... Can I talk to her somewhere?
>>584158206
>>584159718My pull plans are based off 2nd place in B. I just hope I'll make B finals, thats enough for me
>>584159682Bright is pretty consistent at closing the gap I find, Commander Week seems like she gambles more but when she goes off she nyooms pretty hard
I have a feeling it's V doing all these AI sloppified fat falco's
why is /uma/ suddenly dominated by fronts?
>>584159798would as long as she still keeps up with her hygiene
>>584159782not everything has to be about sex
>>584159798
>>584158206lates don't autowin
>>584159451is kris s really mandatory? how do you even build for enough stamina to use her skill?
>>584159962>suddenlyhi newcutie
>>584159962they're the xog players "oshi"gaming
Your oshi gives you this lookwdyd
>>584159798thank you umagrok
>>584160019it's a basically guaranteed perfect proc 0.4 accel that doesnt actually drain that much stamina
>>584160019You buy an extra white heal, it's not that hard
umasex https://x.com/OrbitalCum/status/2108773844173676927
A week or two more and I might just join you all at the semen retention club
why the fuck are there so many architects in a game that is explicitly about athletic girls???? what did falco do to deserve this?
>>584160167oh sure let me just grab my fourth white heal off my white healberry tree where the white heals are in ample supply and come to me for free
>>584160212umagrok upload the file to catbox
>>584160230you can do it newcutie we believe in you
Is it safe to queue
>>584158938the game peaked with unity and it'll never be that good again
>get raped by bobo in CM>get raped by bobo in chain eventYOU FUCKING CLANKER
>>584160019You ain't catching up to any fronts without it, if you even can at all
>>584160248which is why the prevailing advice for this CM was to use superior heal or someone with a built in heal, because it's easier to collect and hit 1-2 heals than 4
>>584160230bro nooo your team rank!!!! your opsec is ruined!!!
>>584160317To be precise it peaked in that brief period of nunity just before gl
I kept winning as xogger (last CM winner) with long B (I didn't make an ace this CM)Reminder that distance S is a meme
>>584160432this, unity 2 was so fucking fun
>>584159479my paddock is sparsely populated but you gotta do what you gotta do.>>584159642i just save and pull meta. no think.
>getting uppity during round 1
>>584160319i got sick of bobo's shit and started using palmer for TTL insteadwould recommend
Who are the true front mains of /uma/
Is it just me or do these look like maternity clothes
>>584160245I just like posting Brosnan
>>584159770https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI7Vne_q6LgTHERE'S A MAMBWO ON YOUR LAWN
>>584160584SHUT UP STOP BEING SMUG
>>584160614chubby girls tend to wear loose/baggy clothing due to low self-esteem.
>>584160604>need concentration AND ttl so I need to use boboPAAAAIN
danchou I'm sorry but once maplestory classic comes out I might only clank few times for few weeks
>>584160604that...doesn't sound so badnot like I will buy both Swinging and Restless anyway
>>584160730she didn't pick it out though
>>584160834mambro...
Feels really nice to be able to always keep retention, the yoyo hell was frustrating. And I still have to retrain my entire dirt team, as well as sprint and I need to eventually get rid of Suzuka once I unlock her casual because I suck at training her and she is a complete and total coinflip who either does really well or gasses out so bad she gets beaten by NPCs.
>>584159798this looks like it could be put on falco's tombstone "she died doing what she loved"
>>584160614Yes, that's why I'm fucking her in the room she grew up in
>>584158558You feeling Blue?
>>584160730explains why my big bros ugly wife runs around in long dresses and shittho then she is also a giant weirdo walking around outside without fucking shoes onthat woman is so damn confusing. half way a goddamn child, the other half a terrible woman, and a bit of "my mom is literally psychotic, so is my brother"
>>584160664mambwos are not stand-ins for zombies...
>>584160834bro, maplestory sucks. the memberberries won't be that juicy.
>>584160973nah I love classic MS, the only thing that sucks is that ludibrium and orbis aren't added yet
>>584160878Whoops.
>>584160245it's not their fault she's more attractive this way
>>584160871you tranny need to do the deed already
>the main difference between class 5.5 and class 6 is 3000 carats a yearwhy do people try so hard
>>584144745This wouldn't be an issue Tama could easily reach our prostate
>>584161094... is it actually?
>>584161042the price youre paying for a vac pet could go to your oshi getting 5 stars...
>>584161094Everyone obessing over that is unemployed or won't spend a single dollar on this game because as the browns say, "you lose if you pay" regardless of how long they've been playing
>>584160245I blame this gag.
>>584161094why do people try hard to be CM A graded #1?why do people try hard to be in a SSS++ club?autism.
>>584161137>our
>>584161081>thinco>jealous, bitch, gaslighter, tryhard, inferior to curren>fatco>lovely, always a honest fact checker, loves to smile and bring smiles, perfect idol, friend with curren and everyone
>>584160245the thread has many evil posters in it...
>>584161094>trythese retards give me 1.1M a week, I'm gonna be updating MANT umas during GM
>>584161168idk if I'll bother with a pet until I get to like 50's anyway...
>>584160957WE DON'T WANT MAMBWOS ON THE LAWN
>>584161094class 6 semen retention isn't hard
Remember not to use your tickets today so that it doesn't cost you anything to fight into B finals after accidentally making it to group A
>>584161210sex with fat Creek
Isn't Maple Story for teengirlsbut, like, a decade or two ago
>>584161094it costs nothing to stay in Class 6why go back?
>>584160664
>>584161295YesNow you know why there are so many unironic cocksuckers in this place
>>584161137don't make such a gay post with sora
>>584161295Emphasis on two.
>>584161281
>>584161094
>>584161094Mambwo please play the game...
>>584161287>deflate creek with sex>inflate creek with sexLovely concept
>>584160245sorry i just find it extremely funny
sooooo are we queuing on reset this time?
>>584161426Class 6 Retention is genuinely effortlessMost of my team is still from MANT
>>584161210Did people behind this have a feeder fetish or used it to disguise a pregnancy fetish?
>>584161146>>584161094WRONGit's 5,000 carats actually
>>584161426THAT BITCH USES ANDROIDIN JAPAAAAAAAAAAAN! SHE IS AN OUTSDIER AND A LOSER!>>584161521proof
>>584161517no..
>>584161524i don't feel so bad about slacking on TT then.
>>584160605Me
>>584161517Nah, already qualified for ATickets are for testing remakes
>>584160834>but once maplestory classic comes outif you arent already grinding early access, have fun. the channels are already packed and theyre probably not releasing more
>>584161602>>584161661I see...
>>584161517do you have something better to do or what
>well maybe light hello will give me mood up when her bonus event procs...is there a deeper cope than this
Bros...I'm retaining Class 5 now, can't even get to Class 6
>>584161724that's as low as it gets
>>584161713I'm going to bed
>>584161695eh it won't be that awful, people in the early access are already ahead and unironically I don't think there's gonna be that many people on free launch as there were on EA launch
>>584161713>do you have something better to do or whatno...
>>584161758Me showing my daughter my sextapes to prepare her for the eventual oyakodon
>>584161713YesYour mother
>>584160245I wonder why...
>>584161646Duramente is so lucky
>/uma/ spurgs out for 3 weeks saying Kitasan can never win because 10 million other fronts will block VC and A&S>Actual CM is Oops All Backliners!Remind me why I ever listen to you retards?
>>584161857DON'T (OPENLY) SHAY THAT!
>>584161768sleep well anon>>584161815then play the game with us...>>584161873gasp!
>>584161713schleep
>>584161903If Aruvu were my mom and Air Groove were my grandma things would be different around here.
>>584161937Why? How could I be a good father if I don't make love to my daughter?
Ready for another round?
>>584162032Have you considered not having sex with your daughter?
>>584162072have you considering not being a tranny?
>>584162050NahI was thinking of getting ice cream
>>584161094the difference is intentionally small so new players aren't left in the dust
>>584161961umasumi
>>584162072Impossible, she looks just like her mother
Even if you got your umawife your first kid would probably be a boy anyway
>>584161094Class 6 retention is not hard. I haven't manually trained a CM ace since MANT.
>>584162050I'm ready for another round Fatco
>>584161923not been my experience. my triple front team has run into several other triple front teams.
>>584161923because, surprise, the early rooms full of tryhards had tryhard front teamsyou can actually just ignore whatever results early rooms are showing and go with your gut on what to expect in the real cm
>>584162117>>584162175Incest is wrong.
>>584162164NOT YET ATLEAST
>>584162050I already made it to A group, why not
>>584160245at first it was ironic but now its genuine
>>584160285https://files.catbox.moe/xa60ep.mp4
>>584162016You would die
>>584162186youve yet to post proof
>>584162185Who cares?Sons or daughters are all the same
>>584161923>>584162219It's been all front runners all day for me you fucking liars
>>584162258Based a million blessings
>>584162297sick freak
rape is funny
other gachas make your guild/clan/club/whatever a significant part of the game while cyjews make it essentially a nothingburger. why?
>>584162271in ecstasy
>>584162297A hole is a holeOyakodon is oyakodon
dickpull daiwa scarlet
15 minutespost your war face
>>584162429mambwo...
>>584162487
>>584162460Do not fuck your children
>>584162482I will dickpurchase her
my child will queue on reset
no more smug finemos
>>584162429The former requires effort, and that goes against cygames business strategy
>>584162429that would require better chat moderation and QoL that they are never ever going to invest in. and keep in mind the average player is in a dead C or D club so needing to be in an active one would push them out of the game.
>>584162276Not him but I mostly use CM Aces. Still have 4 MANT era Umas and I'm at 1.1M
>>584162576>the only reason i am a pace main
new cryer
>>584162487I don't care about this CM. I want Grand Live to be over.
>>584162583I don't fuck, I make loveAnd I make sure my whole family has a house, food, education, and my cummies in their tummies
>>584162584good.
>>584162608...
>>584162807Why did Tarzan dye his hair?
>>584162774That last one is called abuse.
reddit shakur
why are you guys worried we all got group A already
>>584162892I did not.
>>584162892...................................
>>584162608what's the matter anon
>>584162874because hes way past cool
spes
>>584162737Samesies, I'll miss Light Hello but I'll have 3 new hags to smooch on at least
>>584162948mambwo...
>>584162737This. Fuck this CM in particular because I was up for a repeat, but Cyniggers completely jewed me on parents.
!
>>584162970>>584162818>>584163064NO MORE
>>584162429Do you want us to wageslave like in grub?
>>584162482i threw a single ticket and got her a few threads ago.
>>584161517It doesn't matterIt's still round 1 and the ghosts are all already up
rape is overreported at tracen because trainers dont want to feel left out
>>584163090Only one of these was smug you dork
best umapyoied moments?
L’arc will be better.
>best run ever>long s, good stats, what can make it or break it is summerThis is my last ace run fuck this cm if this ace isn't good enough
hello is this good for team trials???
How does this make you feel, /uma/?
>>584163220fuck off dancho
>>584163204>Lvl 1 ultnosorry
>>584160861her mom is country momcountry mom dresses and prepare their daughters to be the best future mothers and attracts males
>>584163174When doto tripped and accidentally raped me
>>584163224Oh I get it, Cheeseburger!That's fun, I appreciate this
>>584163224the banquet callsdo you answer?
>>584163162
>>584163265But I thought YOU were my Dancho!
>>584160861>tfw ywn have a cute wife like thiswhy even live
>>584163224Mmm.... Mr Cheeseburger....
I am my own danchou. My quota? Active at night
>>584163320such a klutz!
I AM GONNA QUEUE AT RESETAND THIS TIME IM GETTING INTO A FINALSJUST YOU WATCH ME
I love Rice
Being danchou is hard sometimes you know
men...
Favorite Halloween outfit?
4-5-5-2 day 1can the 4th ticket please stop raping me
>>584163593Mambochou...
Ok this is my last borrow and I'm tired...Decide my fate, rest or gamble?
>>584163593not really. all you gotta do is sweep a dead guy off the floor every few months and write funny recruitment ads
>>584163631Go big or go home
>>584163631no pain no gain
>>584163174When i was resting my head on creek's lap and she noticed i got a boner, she shushed me and made me become a man.
>>584163616kris snack
>>584163616Creek > Groove > Maya = Rice
>>58416363130% is basically free
>>584163631>725 stam this latelooks bricked anywayYOLO
>>584163703Ew, BBB
>>584163742
>>584163616creek, no contest
yosh! ikuyoooo
>>584163780>Deleted
>>584163616harobonocatmaya
>>584163224
>>584163616Pearl Sunday Mayano, shakur outfit is cool but the horns is overkill
>>584163703TopRo Kawaii
QUEUE NOW
some of you are alright dont queue right now
>>584163631This is an ace run? You always go for the high roll
maybe this time ill make it...
>>584162576Gentildonna? More like Gentledomma ha ha
>>584163616Anyone who doesn't say Air Shakur has no taste
>>584163720>>584163723>>584163764>>584163772I have a chance...
CYGENEROUS
>>584163825I liked Palmer's, but...
>>584163616
Here I go!
>>584163616Doto
shakur hours... im, ughn, nyoticing...
>>584163826
>>584163968>Getting your hopes upForgot what happened last time?
LOOK AT THEM GO
>>584164058True...>>584163910Also true. This never happens so I always forget
do not queue
No comment!
go queue right now its free
>>584163616Groove so hot and Rudolf so coolLaisu so cute
>>584164186>>584164186>>584164186have a bwead since CM is starting
sorry fine motion expert, I made this fat fuck with the sole purpose of beating you
>>584164279>>584164279>>584164279>>584164279
The wife slays the robot
>>584163616WHEN I WASA YOUNG BOY
>>584164301this is the thread>>584164220this is gooner cringe shit for /v/ma
>>584164220>>584164301...
1500 carats. Should I snack?
You retards
