>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch bloodstain: >>584081021
>>584176873
Duskbloods?
Why can't hostcels reach the boss unscathed?
>>584177134check back in a year
>>584177217Your fault for not giving him an uplifting aromatic
>>584177134Probably delayed but not an issue. Tarnished edition on switch turned out to run way better than people expected it to. That alone would make me not worried about Duskbloods.It being a throwaway world is going to be the bigger issue.
>>584177134No retard go make your own general and ask about it there
Why can't redcels reach the host unscathed?
>>584177545>Tarnished edition on switch turned out to run way better than people expected it to
>>584177659>that vig stat on the invaderkek what a clown
>>584177727>Tarnished edition on switch turned out to run way better than people expected it toCorrect. People expected it to not run well because of how silent fs was on it then it came out and ran way better than people thought it would on the system. On a hardware level there is no need for concern for duskbloods. The game world itself looking like janky soulclone shit is what should concern you. The future era will probably have a duskbloods version of the KARASAWA so that will be cool.
we arewe arechungus
>>584177974Hello brainrot anon
>>584177974Glad the bird playthru players popularized torches again.
>>584176873nice sludge selfie
>>584177974What the fuck
>>584178315Tools are very valuable in the rpg game.
>>584178315shackles send out a giant aoe that hits environment triggers
poison infused venomous fang causes deadly poison with the duration of regular poison
>>584179179Yep, old game knowledge.
>>584179179We knew this from day 1 idiot
sadly the only way to infuse it is poison flower from the dlc or black whetblade so it takes some work. poison armament and poison grease don't work they just apply regular poison (i checked)
>>584179446We know. Whetstone has always existed.
>>584179179>>584179446I did not know this.
I knew this but I like the setup with parry claws and miseri. Could add antspur as a booster shot
Made some adjustments to the enemy and item randomizer for Elden Ring, feels good man, time to game
>>584177925>run well>30 fps on potato settings
Dev memes are great.
>>584176873awoooga
>>584180318>dolanDOS/birdschizo = Nora? Would explain a lot.
>>584178237Who's gonna be the lucky erg boy that's gonna claim her?
>>584180446You've been trying to peddle that for a while now and no. I'm starting to feel bad for you again.
>>584180724Thanks for confirming it
>>584180724The amount of insane things our lolbro has tried doing to make you look bad is, frankly, astounding. You must have carved a hole in his soul.
>our>you
>>584180925The worst part is I didn't even do anything to him. He's just schizophrenic.
>>584181089nice zzz
>>584181089The D in DOS stands for Drawing
>>584182163hi lady ranni
we are the terrcuckaswe are the deviljeetaswe are the dosaarswe are the greasymeisters
>>584182241
>>584182407cute art
>>584182445Here's the thanksgiving one from last year.
>>584182260
>>584182407>>584182612would've been good if it came from a respectable person but you're far from respectable so it's cringe
>>584182905so cute, love you
>>584182612>dos is also tosNot much of a twist honestly
>>584183154I know bud.Kind of proud of the ranni with the 2 moons and manus celes with the 2 moons in this one.
>>584180925>>584181089>>584182241>>584182445Don't talk to yourself DOStroon
>>584182905You're beautiful You're beautiful You're beautiful, it's true
>>584183304I'm pretty sure I take up the whole alphabet by now. Like a god I have many names. >>584183356k
>>584183225you don't get to say that
mighty terr
>>584183813Very cute.
>>584183813how do I earn the privileged?
>>584183707>concedesGood boy
>>584182612This one got him fuming and crying such an innocuous image but very powerful
>>584182381Speak for yourself
>>584183921Whatever soothes your broken ego lol.
>>584183929>>584183946Get off your phone and pc and find a job
>>584184016me on the left
>>584183225stop complaining
terrgawd
>>584184023>>584183921>>584183154>>584183304raped him real good here nice work victory goes to you king
>>584184023No one likes you dude take your medication and shut up
>>584176873So ficking sexy beatuiful baby i must imprrfbate
I was meaning to ask do any of you guys have that comic of ranni or maybe marika saying how she finally gets to see under the helmet of her tarnished consort and she takes it off and his face is cartoonish and has green hair? anyone know which one Im talking about? you can't find it on google easily anymore
teřr being permanently mindbroken no one likes him outside of himself talking in third person and the opposite saying troon is the peak moment of comedy this general has produced
>>584184401Calm down t***
>>584184474Reminder that it was 1 anon effortposting that undid him.
>>584184474Don't evade my filters you cunt.
So many cunty posters in erg
terr being permanently resolved everyone likes him besides himself talking in first person and the samesaying friend is the zenith of majesty this general has produced
>>584184920I like that you got free spirited with this one
>>584184920These are the kinds of posts that make you pity the poor guy.
>>584184474You instantly had your point proven. That’s beyond impressive. Nice work
>>584184474continue evading his sissyters you god
i'm terry kip
>>584184309>>584183946>>584184474>>584184487>>584185030>>584185175mindbroken my terrmeister award
i'm brynhilderr
>>584185547Impregnated bryn
>>584184474I honestly can't tell if terr even posts
That does it. I'm going scorched earth
>>584185387We all kind of mindbreak your terr in different ways.
>>584185689he doesn't, some anon had a big confession about shitposting the name nonsensically until it spiraled out of his control and into this, but people gloss over it for the sake of keeping the madness burning on
^ forgot to mention that “anon”was me and that was my extremely obvious damage control because I’m a raped loser who can’t stand when people recognize me shouldn’t have omitted that sorry
Not the best start
>>584185864It is probably a next level strat to get everything blamed on him so his cord abandons him. We have ytlaire constantly showing he's the brony with bronylaire and everyone still calls terr the brony.
>>584186103That is part of the fun. That is why I went from DOS to TOS and all the other letters of the alphabet and laugh about it. We're all playing the same funposting game except 1 person isn't actually playing and takes it all personally and schizos out.
imagine being mentally ill enough to enjoy posting like this all day>>584186047
^ seething clocked maggot with no rebuttal
>>584186103Nobody does that. What?
>>584186243You went to TOS because of your random seething at terr, like in this pic >>584182612>>584186363>rebut my schizo fanfics
>>584186380If you don't laugh with the madness the madness laughs at you.
terr=godbird
>>584186458No, that was a label someone else put on me I just call myself anon because that is what I am. I will adopt whatever label someone puts on me to steal all the power the label has though. Same as the DOS label that I don't quite understand, I'll become DOS for the lulz. Remember - attention but no catharsis.
>>584186380That's the twinbird schizo/DOS you're replying to nothing he says makes any sort of sense. I guess now instead of obsessing over dragonirian he's over obsessing over terr. And his weird bird schizophrenia.
>>584186047It’s not the first time he’s tried something like that either. But oh well. He’ll never learn, these are just the consequences of his own actions.
>>584186082It never is when this squatting immigrant is awake
>>584186661I still don't get what the dragon thing is about I don't get why he calls me that. I don't get any of his schizo labels at the end of the day.
>>584186803No one does. Just his way of coping with the state of his reputation in this place.
>>584185851jej
>instead
sloppy, shouldn't greed between parries. it's funny you can just mash parry though.
I like when you guys say sent him into his loops that’s been my new vocal stim
>>584187056it makes me want froot loops ugh
>>584187056That one got retired once we got terrbabby to say it to himself about himself to cope. Little brother syndrome.exe and all that. Once you program him to do something like that you can stop doing it yourself and it keeps happening. Wolbachia. We got him to start prebaking his spoopy posts himself so we don't even have to do that anymore.
>>584187146That’s how I feel too
the terrbird
Damn dosjeeta has been melting down all thread kek
>>584187802Imagine how amped DOS is when he sees coping posts like this.
>>584187802got his ass here and made him talk about himself in the third person again nice work
>>584187964im trying to nofap
gradual hp restoration for flask is useless
>>584188289I just don't see why I would take it when I can just use warming stones or the heal overtime physik
>>584188398Its sets the hp restore baseline to 80% up from 60% so it's still worthwhile imo.
>>584188289Its an upgrade for people that are better than you at the game. >heals more than normal flasks which interacts with full hp negation really well>delayed healing isn't a negative factor if you know how to play better than a panic chugger>patched to give like 5% hp as soon as you quaff and this gets bigger and hp restores faster with +20% flask bonuseI always take it if it shows up.
>>584188289it's a direct upgrade to flask unless you're a dumbass who gets hit twice in a row
>>584188289It is kind of broken with the full hp bubble that is generally seen as the best passive in the game. You can get into some free trade situations by drinking it even at 90% hp and start taking hits and trading, the hp will regen and keep resetting the full hp bubble between each trade you take. It lets you get really aggressive which turns into way more runes per minute which lets the snowball effect everyone wants happen faster.
>>584183828>>584184293>>584184273>>584185387>>584185547said no one ever chimp don't talk to or about yourself
>>584188678>>584188872I'm a superior gamer to panic chuggers
What’s the best larping build
>>584188898me too desu
>>584188898Then take the gradual heal passive and learn how to capitalize on it. >>584188910Objectively landsknecht or bucket paladin. The game has full on outfits and weapons for their builds. Don Quixote builds are also possible with rellana and leontiel masks so you can tilt at windmills on your horse at windmill village too.
feeling like a little divine beast dancing lion
So my original question was gonna be why should I take gradual flasks but I figured I’d get better engagement and responses with saying they’re shit thanks for the feedback
>>584188678cool bonuses, wasn't aware of these
>>584188678Gradual hp also heals thru getting downed which is wild. If you fuck up and get downed while learning how to use it better you'll get some extra grace time when you get picked up as the hp restore finishes happening.>>584189187We all had this discussion when the game came out and worked it out together to find out it is objectively good sorry. It really is good anon you should learn how to use it.
>>584189285yeah I’m open to trying it I just never really gave it much thought. As a brainlet I’m genuinely appreciative of the logic/reasoning
>>584189187the internet has operated on this rule since usenet prehistory
i think this works with storm assault too
Nightreign gals butts and boobshttps://files.catbox.moe/2pjptx.png
>>584189372Play a melee character like raider with the augur relic for hp bonuses and aim for it. That will be the easiest way to learn how to maximize on it. >>584189451So does walking off the edges. You'll land right on the next platform.
>>584189548Thank you for saving /erg/
>>584189548Can you gen any male topping rev? pronebone or doggy
>>584189451Pretty neat. You can use golden slam to asspound to the bottom and skip the whole thing.
>>584189686Sure but I'm going to sleep right now so you'll have to wait
>>584190032>souls trilogy remake/remasters rumoredplease no
>>584190032goodnight
>>584190032sleep tight
>>584190032Hope you enjoy your bg3 thread!
>>584190032this made DOScucka seethe for some reason well done
>>584191702Wasting your time he (you) already left to go cope.
>>584189548cupcake dust trish shifty
>>584177545Most delusional post I've seen today. Slow motion 30fps is unacceptable for an action game in 2026. >>584177727Destroyed that coping clown, well done.
The Duskbloods obsessed schizo is back
>>584192860I agree, there was nothing you could have done. >>584193015Its the terr crying again, his /v/ threads didn't go well.
>>584184474Kept that broken jeeta on notice, well done.
terrific terr
>>584193015I wish we had such a thing, I want to hear more about dusksbloods stuff
>>584189591>augur relic stop recommending this mid ass relic to people
>>584194359I recommended it to someone new enough to not know that gradual hp is a good passive to take and only recommended it specifically to pair with practicing the gradual hp flask for the safest options.Did reading the recommendation to a new player make you feel insecure by proxy or something?
>>584192860You made him shed some serious tears here with the truth
>>584194560She's looking for a fight and picked you at random. Augur relic is amazing value.
>>584189548why do this
>>584194707who is she
>>584194717Anons were discussing the gameplay so the proper response was a public protest in the form of horrific art. Its a known gimmick shitposters have when a thread is going good.>>584194853Anon.
>>584194901Anon....
>>584194560So you agree its shit? Glad we're on the same page
>>584193015Where?
>>584195147There was nothing you could have done don't be hard on yourself.
1/3
>>584195428don't check the old bread right now
>>584194359but all the S tiers claim it's good
>>584196015zorban said hpmaxxing trivializes the game
>>584194707How did you know it was me?!
>>584196165you're quite fragrant
>>584196093Running while healing also trivializes the game
>>584196165good doggy
>>584196165puppygirl...
>>584195754>>584196781terr, poodoodoo and poopygirl having the stinkiest threesome imaginable while emptying their collective bowels upon the thread
>>584196254>>584196763>>584196781>>584197116@ISIS stone and behead these posters
>>584196781*larper
Stop lusting after students
Why are erg boys all monkey brained?
kek
>>584197276Sellen? What?
>>584196165What a heart warming post :)
>>584197276I work with half a dozen school girls and have to surpress my erection every shift
>>584197528drive yourself to jail right now and stay there until old age
>>584197587why
>>584197587Why? I haven't raped any of them yet.
Thats a spoopy loopy
Claymore Is Still The BEST Greatsword in Elden Ring!
>>584197528That is disgusting, just goon to anime girls and get it out of your system.
>>584198105Daring today aren't we
>>584198105ole
>>584198179Can you post some big tiddy anime girls to get me off?
@grok keep it in your system
>>584198367Why do you have to do it here? There's /h/, there's simpcity there's twitter and other danboorus + variants. Go find your own goon material my guy.
>>584198367>big tiddy anime girls>school girls
>>584197116puppygirl topping poodoodoo while terr watches
>>584198492People that want to destroy 4chan will actively try to destroy it. You need to stop assuming this is all accidental.
>>584198492That's our resident ERPest being a worthless maggot please understand
i will take a slow thread any day over whatever this is
>>584198669they're really geeking right now for real though
well you're having both
>>584198179Why would I do that when i could go into the mens and jack off there while listening to them through the vent?
>>584198558even doe terrBVLL will NTR her cuck husband
>>584198558This likely scenario made the insecure jeet talk in third person, well done.
>>584198856>>584199054terr would absolutely enjoy the erg tgirl topping an erg girl show
>>584199230not that he would have a choice in the matter they would boss him around and tell him he can only watch
>>584198105No one said this
>>584199296"sorry terr, girls only!"
>why is this stupid bridge lifting cutscene a thing? >why is it like a minute fucking long?ohhhhhhhh
>>584189548I think you should kill yourself.
>>584196165I think you should kill yourself.
>>584199934You can even see the form of a golden bird below the bridge rising in the middle image, it makes it look like the birds on the bridge are coming out its chest.
sisters... i'm so tired...
>>584200404Cute art
>>584200618I'd feel fatigued too if I was terminally online enough to use terms like "sisters" the way and frequency that you do.
>>584200695quiet moid
So many girls in erg
No nectar in the thread?
sending y'all back to the stranded graveyard
>>584201193erg tgirls getting strapped by erg girls while erg boys watch and cheer
They need to banish some of you to /trash/, /b/ and /gif/ forever.
nigga they are the jannies
>no ggs>thread is an all time low
>>584202473it's mostly DOS being a bigger faggot than usual for 2 days straight now
>>584202747Is "DOS" in the room with us now?
>>584185689rarely here, since i mainly play deadlock now so im in that generalit's mostly the guy mentioned here >>584185864 who just spams my name and 1 other guy who pretends to be me, both said they do what they do just to mindrape DOS and devil knight which is pretty funny, keep it up you two
>>584202995Does he say anything? Perhaps tell you to post things? What medications are you currently taking?
>>584202967in the dunce chair
>>584203053Considering you had a spergout with another guy for about 6+ hours not that long ago, you aren't fooling anyone. It seems that guy you claim is pretending to be you (totally not you) targeted you to begin with because of your own faggot behavior. Reap what you sow.
dsg lost and kneeled to erg in the end
Welp, now we know who made the other thread.
>>584203936Who? How?
>>584203672>Reap what you sowyour seethe? seems like he got exactly what he wanted.
the false terr
imposterrCome on that wasn't hard
>>584204276Interesting way to type raped threadcow
>>584204413Don't talk about your mum that way
two handed seal award
Terr is the schizo poster, he was keeping dsg alive at the start of nightreign and the rambles are still the same. There is obviously some person (people?) that get a kick out of impersonating his shitposting but it’s mainly him I imagine.
dewgem it
>all those flasksmy izzat...
>>584204570Blackflame blade shredding should stack, change my mind
>>584204575Well diagnosed.
>>584204570rl1?
>>584204687>>584204570Bodied that satanic pedophile freak. Well done.
Mohgwyn...
Do you think he filled the cocoon like you would a jar? With Miquella inside?
>>58420475115+3 for babby invasions. rl1 can tank the same hits with ritual shield
Is Mohg the Epstein of Elden Ring?
>>584205056Rykard though
>>584204981I see. I asked because I did it rl1 and I don't see any difference with your lifebar, I suppose you are on base vigor.
>>584205379no i'm at 21 vigor, pretty sure it saved my life a few times >>584179179
only a completely factual and up to date tier list can save this gennie
he just like them thousand years old
>>584205963Useless post by a useless homosexual
>>584206032Also applicable to this post >>584205868
>>584205868We already have the final nightreign tier list, what more do you want?
>>584206095Yeah it's true
>>584205868
New chungus just dropped:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ-0ESIT0bI
The only list we need is the "carry" one made by creasy
There have been multiple of those, some not from a bumbling retard as well, thankfully.
shifting earth tierlist:S:Great Hollow, NoklateoA:Rotted WoodsB:CraterC:Mountaintop
>>584208061Put everything in S except Crater in A and mountain in Z.
>>584204575Proof?
>>584206415@trishh@elf@cupcake
I’d be done with this rotating thing this week if that iron eye didn’t bring that pink spewing demon over to backshot me
>>584212184Shut the fuck up no one asked
I want to win but sometimes I don’t
>>584212184>blaming xher teammates for being a weak little bitchso lame...>>584212306Drop-kicked that troon
>>584175675I never beat the DLC. I quit part way because it sucked. However I did encounter the dancing lion. And when I did, I only gave it like 4 attempts before summoning the NPC and winning the fight.(Because divided aggro is too powerful) I never actually learned the fight.Sorry, but not everyone enters boss fights at low level with no scadutree fragments, and forces themselves to solo boss in 5 flasks or less. Some of us play these games like the RPGs they are, and explore and find advantages.Level 160+ with 60 vig, a greatshield, and 14 flask charges goes a long way.
>>584212184>>584212306I asked, keep telling us
>>584212662>Not being strong enough =/= weakWeak logic
>>584212889Blaming teammates = weak Do better.
>>584134227I prefer streaming, because if you happen to encounter bad RNG during your run, then you won't be able to hide your struggles.I was thinking about the previous debate over Morgott is his lack of openings. The anon posted some vides of himself taking on Morogott in the boss practice mod. But those were only 4 minute affairs over the course of a debate that lasted hours.I have to wonder how many times he fought Morgott before posting a videos. Like, did he have a sucky attempt, and then simply discard it? Did he have suboptimal attempts, and then discard those?It would be easy to hide bad attempts if you only record yourself. Streaming is honest.
>>584213031>being a victim of bad decisions = my fault
>>584212858shut it maggot freak
>>584213169>It's my team's fault I have terrible spatial awareness and camera controlSo lame...
>>584213097>>584169278Oh, he already made a video. And it's 18.2GB large. Jesus. I don't know if gofiles will keep the connection for a long enough time to download the whole thing. And I have to download it, because streaming the file is impossible without copious buffering.
>>584213332>it’s my fault two people couldn’t handle a crab and thought I needed help even though I had damaged my demon more than they damaged there demonAt some point you will stop blaming me for the sins of others
>>584213534What enemy are you referring to? I thought "pink spewing demons" referred to demon princes. But now you've added a crab to the discussion, so I'm confused.
>>584213534They correctly understood the weakling needed help and came over, yes. >>584213679xhes crying about losing to an easy Night 1 boss and blaming xher teammates.
>>584213679They fought the crab at the bottom of the waterfall and both barred then drank all their drinks before entering the ring
>>584213736I was winning, ironeye and undertaker had a non red demon prince, then the undertaker came over to me then the iron eye came over to us and it spewed
>>584213939>Keyword = wasYou lost, and Night 1 Demons won and own you. Get better camera control next time.
>>584105959>"Relying on guides cheapens the experience">implying you weren't spoonfed a fuckton by the thread>arbitrarily draw a line at other outside sources so you can pretend you arrived at everything on your owndrop the larp anytime
Obsessed with sludge merchant awardObsessed with talking about other players award
>Known LLTBT griefer complaining about being blindsidedKino. Get fucked.
>>584214471>Known LLTBT grieferProof?
>>584213939thats rough but you gotta expect that randoms will do stupid stuff like thatthey do that kind of thing all the time with nights cavalry
>>584213939You're so zesty.
You seem upset award.Can't handle criticism award.
sludge suddenly avatarfagging still feels really weird to me
>>584214079Authentic communal experience where you share tips and tricks is different than just googling "how to beat boss" and getting a full tutorial on it.
>>584214642>suddenlyhe's always done it
>>584214642xhes always been a homo weirdo
>>584214810>>584214875no actually he didn't do it last year
>>584214958Yes actually, just not as much, obviously xhes trooning out
Even though sludgeGOD owns you
>Demon Prince's cocksleeve getting uppity kino
Not your rapist/conqueror/master sorry
True, I'm your conquerer/rapist/king/master etc.
>>584208061I don't like that nok removes castle. Day 1 always feels like you're barely making it in terms of levels and getting stuff done.Crater is my personal favorite I just like gold'ing whites and blues
>>584212730Damn you fucking suck even worse than I thought.
>>584215489Crater removes the grace north of the castle, which is a grace I rely on to cash in runes and freshen up just before the day 1 boss. Without it, I feel like I'm even more pressed for time. Day 1 is scary.
>>584214471The only time I saw creastars taking it is balancers or libraI still think it's pointless on balancers unless you're a caster though
>>584212730>>584215548This was such a bad post I thought it was someone impersonating him to make him look bad. Jesus Christ.
>>584215624Wasn't talking about him.
>>584215548Yeah, yeah, I know. You fought the boss with nothing but a loin cloth and two handing a rapier at level 70, after skipping all the optional content and finding only half the available scadutree fragments. And then you grinded out the boss for 4 straight hours like the good Fromdrone you are.
>>584215624The discord troons are piling on Sludge today.
>>584215380...And other delusions to tell yourself
>>584215920And objective realities*
>>584212730>never beat the DLC
>>584214623>no proofnot a good look for you discordsister
>>584215909>>584216016>DOSjeet melty
>>584216053Just woke up to see you calling other anons the name you gave me.What do you need of me now my flockling?
>>584215996The DLC is even more empty than the base game somehow. While all of the bosses and enemies are overtuned, to artificially inflate the difficulty.As a Demon's Souls OG, it's pretty much the exact opposite of what attracted me to the series in the first place.
>>584216053not that particular god of yours
>>584216203True, I'm yours.
>>584216053you made him reply twice in different posting styles out of pure rage, nicely done.
^^ hyper raped schizojeet samefag cope
>>584216285It's very easy to spot him, no one says "its dah coooord" like that raped schizo.
>>584216285Just woke up lolbro what do you want me for now? Why you calling others my name?
>>584216640Imagine how stoked DOS is when he sees seething like this.
>>584216684I think we can all be excited for the upcoming Sekiro DLC that they're teasing with this new ARG.
what the fuck is this guy doing like actually
>>584216684It brings no joy. I didn't think exposing him to this information was going to shatter him like this.
Sellen?TeacherWife
Wow.
>>584216778He was clocked and came out of hiding so it's more obvious now
>>584216778So a few months ago I realized that the game had a bunch of birds hidden everywhere so I started a new playthrough and started taking pictures of all the birds I was finding. As I was doing it I started finding all sorts of deeplore to go along with the birds and explain why they're everywhere. Anons got involved and started helping me (including the guy you see seething about this now). We eventually found out that even AC and Souls games have the birds everywhere if you can see it right. This mindbroke some guy, or rather he pretends to be mindbroken to get my attention because he fell in love with me via hate, love can bloom on the battlefield type shit. Since we've been doing this as a group for a few months now some people have clued me in that others knew about this all along and were keeping it hidden so they could have a special secret thing, I accidentally started exposing this hidden thing they wanted hidden.
>>584216931Stop posting this garbage fucking image, puto.
>>584217087Its part they knew and wanted it kept locked away from normals but mostly you exposed that all their narratives about big empty world was actually hand crafted specifically for this and is far from empty.
Cool.
>>584217239It is partly my fault for how I presented it at first to be honest. I found the talismans jigzaw puzzles first which then lead me to the bird images like a classic ARG. In hindsight that wasn't the best way to start talking about this because that is way too esoteric to understand without doing it yourself. Talisman jigsaws and talisman puzzle project are way too complex to start out with I shouldn't have started with that. Its kind of sad seeing the hater devolve like this but I'm sure he likes DS2 a lot so him wasting time in DS2 doing this to embarrass himself isn't a bad thing really. I gave him a petty reason to play a game he's probably played 26 times.
>>584216931Why did he shade her tits in such a way that they appear to be pressed up against an invisible surface.
>>584217731Hey! There's a moth!
>>584216931basado
>>584217753Look what's under the moth.
>>584217927Well it's not another moth so, eh
>>584217087
>>584217087It was just the attention you were getting for it. It is bound to drive someone that wants all the attention for themselves up the wall. You gotta remember this is a discord full of trannies here, they only exist to fuck shit up and derail threads and you were effortposting. They had to punish you.
>>584218069That is an element I'm sure, but me and this guy have history so there is more to it. He thinks I'm someone that ruined his life on /v/ instead of me being someone that was lurking when his life got ruined and remembered it. He is probably being genuine with the DaS2 screenshots. The moth has the bird imagery we've been seeing in ER he is just going about it with a shit eating grin because of seethe.
>>584214642I can’t post new art for a game thats dead
>>584218220This one probably hurts him the most. The anons that knew and kept dropping hints for years knew this day had to come eventually.
I see the schyzo is back from its vacations
>>584218354Hey maybe it was a complete accident that the artist for that comic happened to replicate the art hidden in the map. Hey maybe shifty duck's name wasn't a reference to all the ducks shifting form into other birds I found years later.Hey maybe Everett's fake lawsuit to talk about a hidden second half of the game that went nowhere was completely unrelated.Hey maybe all of this is just a big coincidence lol.
>>584216931Trish looks like that
queuers?
>>584218692sure
>>584218545Hell no it is all related and talking about it triggers them because (you) of all people here found it. Look at the Marika and Godfrey drawing again it isn't only the same composition look at the right edge of the image lining up with the edge of Godfrey's shoulder and the chair. It is seamless.
yay
>>584218938It's Miyazaki, unironically.
>>584219114DOS is miyazaki?
>>584189548Sexo. All foids should look like this.
good morning my tummy hurts so bad today and it's going to be erg's problem because Im going to be playing elden ring
>>584219235No lol. In a funny meta sense the GW is Miyazaki like we always said.
>>584219114feetzaki is a hack and you know it
>>584219114he shitposts with us and he wa so mad about the state of erg in early 2024 that he changed the whole of SotE out of seethe
^ raped schizo meltdown
>>584219501Him being an anon (probably 2ch and not 4chan) isn't out of the realm of possibility with all the pepes and dolan duck memes scattered thru the games.
>>584219723is the meltdown in the room with us? is it you in all your derangement unawares?
>>584219910No he went to start a bg3 thread when he said any queuers. That doesn't mean they are going to play NR it means they are leaving in seethe to go shitpost on /v/ to cool off.
New rule: You can only post in this thread if you’ve completed a level one playthrough of a soulsbourne game. We need community controls
>>584189686Have bothhttps://files.catbox.moe/cklwya.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/qrd72s.png
>>584220263Hey, why don't you kill yourself?
>>584220304I love vaginal sex!
>>584220304best gens so far
despicable pornhungry animals this is why you are servile lowclass consumer fatasses with future gut and cardiovascular problems
No one cares husbandjeet
>>584220304I hate this AI slop but at least its not with gross fatties this time.
>>584221565I like fatties just like our ancestors
>>584222031Yeah, there are proto-humans still among the population in the current day.
>>584222031I look like this
>>584222213>>584222031Take them, they are a pest, they are everywhere and we don't want them.
>>584222331Average americans are so hot
>>584222331We genocided them by breeding them out of existence, but that primitive part of them still exists in some people with really bad genes. I think the problem is largely solved though, the types of things humans do to sterilize the proto-humans left is too ingenious for the protos to notice.
egg
bread
Poop
Pretty good fight.Pretty good expedition too. I got great hollow. The castle was filled with bloodhound knights. But I took note of that one anon posting the parry video, and just parried them. turned out to be pretty easy. So they went from nightmare to to daydreamThe day 2 boss was Mohg, which I was able to beat without too much trouble. Though I still think half of his moves are bullshit. Especially when he's flinging bloodflame everywhere.For the most part, the white balancers left me alone, so I was able to focus on pink without interruption. Mostly good RNG. Typically they're throwing all kinds of bullshit at me.
anyone wanna queue?
>>584223209who's asking
>>584223728creasy
we are the ergiefolx
>>584223209Yeah sure my game takes 5 mins to load though
>>584222483>>584222331>>584222213Clearly not what he's referring to idiot
>>584224060It was funposting brother.
>>584224130you can't funpost with people who sacrificed their mental capacity for the sake of masturbating three times a day
Oh nevermind it's this fucking schizo again ofcourse
>>584224234Yeah those are some rookie numbers, 5+ gang where we at?
>>584224234>masturbating three times a day
>>584223209Did you get a game?
we are the masturbaterrs
>>584224489No I'm still in queue
>>584224536*masterrbaters
>>584224234I can funpost at them though.
>>584223152Even though it was a good expedition, there were a few bullshit moments.Splash damage from the lightning tackle hits me, even after I dodge the attack. What is even the point of giving that attack splash damage? Pure contrivance.https://streamable.com/v5swatThe hitbox of this attack lingered long after the initial slam, dealing damage after my roll.After rolling, I was so confident I dodge the attack, that I pressed the R2 button to queue up the next attack. When I registered that I took damage, I wanted to cancel the attack, but it was too late. The action queue is so long, that it waited for the entire get up animation before automating the attack.https://streamable.com/xqg8kgThis I just think is silly. The enemy is doing this long combo at air. I only stepped in, because I didn't think the combo would go on for so long, but it did. That's the trick though. The second to last attack is almost identical to one of it's other finishers. So you are lulled into thinking it's finished, only for it to have one last attack.https://streamable.com/6sbl5nI just think everything about Mohg is stupid. The way he does a couple of extra steps to delay his swing. All the flame flying around. The way you have to wait for him to perform a 6 part sequence between you can attack once. Everything is just dumb.https://streamable.com/crf5vn
>rando is from SHENZHEN, GUANGDONG>look it up>huh, neat
>>584224748It may look nice but that place has surveillance cameras literally everywhere with facial recognition, everyone is tracked wherever they go its like a black mirror episode in there.
>>584224748I feel really bad for the people that live there.
>>584224961The US too
>>584221565>he doesn't want a gf with an ass bigger than his headNGMI
1/3 or 2/3 I dunno>>584224714Divine beast warriors are the worst enemy ever, I don’t think you’ll find anyone who defends them
>>584225308Yes but only a little bit bigger so its still of human size not these foul hambeasts who probably can't even wipe their own ass.
>>584225138UK as well
>>584225324Cleanrots are worse with the gay crossguard blocking into the push into the grab into the grab into the grab into the grab.A divine beast warrior fights honestly by comparison.
>>584225658I drop my weapon to have kick for them but that's probably too advanced for you
I like Divine Beast Warrior (Lightning) I hate Divine Beast Warrior (Ice)
>>584225765I just stand there and wait for the push then guard counter. They are easy enemies they just fight like fags so they are worse. You can circle strafe everything in this game, but an enemy blocking makes them worse because it extends a fight that is already over.
>>584225324Cleanrot knights and curseblades are worse
Is the other 1/3 still here, might just go rando if not>>584225658Least you can back stab them and the halo slop feels generous to roll through, the lightning bolt from range having a second hitbox and the kick feel so cheap.>>584225778Fuck that cyclone attack
>>584224664yeah I do too dont worry
>>584226019yeah it went to 2/3 for a second and went back
>>584225138make the jokes you want but truth is americans aren't quite there yet, social credit is a kind of hell and they certainly are trying to prepare you for it >>584224398>>584224352this is why you people have bloated guts and balding heads, have you seen the hai
>>584226132some erg tgirl needs to sit on husbanschizos face to shut her up
I like Divine Beast Warrior (Poop)
>>584226019You can backstab all of them after a specific move they do. For the lightning attack I think jumping to the side/forward dodges it; jumping straight up hits the bolt. >Divine beast (lightning/holy) - cicrcle strafe the multi-hit CGS slams that end in the horn knot explosion then stab in the back>Divine beast (ice) - back up and wait for the running attack, lock off and walk forward 1 step, lock back on and backstab>Divine bird - circle strafe the flying attack that ends in a grab, backstab during the long missed grab animation>cleanrot knight - circle strafe and backstab, no need to wait for an attack, if you can't do that well then block with anything and then walk behind them in their long clink off your block animation and backstabThe real worst normal enemy in the game is the wickerman.
>>584226126You have me blocked
>>584226476Are you traish?
>>584226476I highly doubt that but its about time to go to china
g>using dragonfirechungus
GG, last game never happened
>>584226680>>584226778needed a game like this before bed lmao gg
I waited 30 mins I’m gonna leave the q soz
>>584226942nice art
>>584226293never say anything so gross again
>>584225474any woman's normal proportions are big enough like that without turning it grotesque like that genai slop for mexicans and browns
>>584177072what is he even mouthing off is he saying BAPAI SJOSJOSJOSJOSJOSJOSJO or something like that?
nice thread ergies
>>584229114every time you say this I am going to ask you for suggestions on how to improve, and if the thread fails to improve thenceforth, then I will call you names and post about my husband's future playthrough
>>584229348You leaving the thread would be a great start. You are a blight.
>>584229348>unironically saying this when you're one of the worst shitposters hereNot a good look.
>>584229348doesn't seem like a bad deal if your husband can make 'ebms and you can shut up the entire time
>>584229348can it husbandtroon you are a big part of the problem
>>584215829>You fought the boss with nothing but a loin cloth and two handing a rapier at level 70unironically yes ive done the fight at rl1 0scadu how have you not realized the only person not having fun here is you
>>584229348You’re talking to one of the biggest problems in it but you’re also one of those so yeah
>>584232540>>584229857>>584229508>>584229501>>584229440https://vocaroo.com/13Wh7mEix6mU
queue up
>>584232872you can redeem yourself by streaming nightreign games and chatting on voice
>>584233058do I livestream it? y/n
>>584233263sure I don't care as long as you aren't griefing
>>584229440>>584229501>>584229508>>584229857>>584232540Absolutely mauled that dumb hole with these potent truth nukes and triggered it instantly, well done.
>>584232872tell him to turn taunters tongue on so we can rape and kill him
>>584233245I had my mic off because I wouldn't be chatting I would mostly be just gasping and panic screaming and it's the plain truth >>584233320you should have waited for end of thread for your song and dance number because when you do it this quickly you just broadcast to everyone that you are shaking in your boog
>>584233320Mental illness
>>584233263y and link
>>584214668It really isn't when people are straight up posting videos and explaining moves and hidden values step by step. You have a million no hit, no commentary videos on youtube you can watch but for some reason that's over the line.
I meant to say shaking in your booties with pissy anger btw but the auto reply gave me the one two slap treatment
>>584233409we want to hear that, now stream up, redeem the stream, redeem yourself after your intense shitposting session lately
>>584233536retard
>>584233785it's like the third time it happened this morning wow>>584233635if you guys were a bunch of healthy and well adjusted funny people, then that would be funny, but as it stands such sounds are liable to be taken out of context by the ai porn people here to mess up their lusty little stunted brains even more
>>584234436ew no one wants porn of you, we want to laugh at you
>>584234471uh huh likely story, Im sure it's true for a lot but some people here are truly frighteningly descended
>>584233493yeah ok Im bored enough, if i get a match I post stream
>>584216778So as you can see from the reply chain it's one guy larping a pareidoliac + apopheniac and samefagging to affirm whatever bullshit he made up about the game or his enemies. In short you're witnessing profound mental illness.
>>584234703kek are you still ranting about your boyfriend?
>>584234819I'm a very important part of his life for some reason. Don't know why he latched onto me like this.
>>584234703clocked that schizo and sent him into his loops instantly, well done
Decent run, but regardless, here are some of the annoyances.Sanguine Nobel getting fucked up, then suddenly activates hyper armor, and performs a quick attack for my whole HP bar. You guys swear enemies don't do this, but that absolutely do. When they're dying too fast, they will activate a quick escape attack with full hyper armor out of nowhere.https://streamable.com/362b28Night's Cavalry takes a full ult to the face. Staggers as if it's been stance broken, but immediately gets up, denying the crit. Absolute robbery.https://streamable.com/xkbuzrGhost hit by the dragon. This one is almost forgivable, as I was fairly close, and did mistime my roll. But ultimately, I got hit because the hitbox extended beyond the enemy's head. This one is minor. Not a big deal. But could be betterhttps://streamable.com/732fgxThis attack always comes out a little faster than I anticipate. Actually, I dodge it in most instance. But this time it just happened to catch me. When I really study the animation, it really does come out too early. Doesn't have a natural flow.https://streamable.com/y4qdlgI thought that as long as you were under him, the nuke couldn't reach you. So I only ran as far as I thought I needed to escape the blast, and tries to get a bit of warming stone in, when the blast got me.https://streamable.com/disiq0
>>584235140Fruit loops...
>>584235140Based loops for our lolbro. Hopefully he gets better soon.
>>584227935That's from the movie Liar Liarhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/4nNT_ccPBWQ
>nyyyoooooooooooo enemies aren’t getting perma stunned by my skill slop
>>584235205I want some froot loops
>>584235227>Hopefully he gets better soon.Too optimistic.
>>584231713Your experience isn't a prerequisite for playing Nightreign. And it certainly isn't the norm. You're probably like 1% of the player base. If not less than 1%. Not that many people are doing challenge runs like that.
>>584235467Get some for us sister, I will pay for it
>>584235356my husband is just like that too
>>584233524>It really isn'tIt really is.>>584235446*If* the enemy is going to have a combo breaker, then it shouldn't be that fast and that punishing at the same time.
>>584235552it's ok I still have some here I think and we can share and you can borrow my official licensed deracine cereal bowl
>>584235671Its a normal attack the sanguine nobles have.
>>584235490True, most of us played the game normally and still learned the fight well enough to do it comfortably at D5. We don't have to cope that anyone better than us is a fromdrone.
>>584218938vitty is so handsome...
>>584235984>parrying when you're not the host>that ultkekkle
>>584236168calm down erg tgirls, we know you want to bounce on that vitty clitty but come on now
where cc
>>584235934>most of us played the game normally and still learned the fight well enough to do it comfortably at D5Laughably absurd claim. I doubt most Nightreign players have bothered playing through D1, let alone D5. If they really had such talents, then everyone would have climbed to 9999 already.When you play with randoms, what do you get? A super mixed bag of skills. Half the people playing like trash. A large portion of people cheating their relics. Seed checkers and everything.And the boss guides have hundreds of thousands of views. So even among the skilled, a lot of them are studying off of guides.Just stop it. You sound silly.
rape the last 5 posters
twitch tv / issikio
wait nvm i forgot the pw
>>584236543is this how biofem foids play
>>584235671>It really is.It literally isn't like.>shame people for using outside sources>get spoonfed a fuckton by an outside source>refuse to use other sources that spoonfeed the same thingsThis makes zero sense outside of your copium gymnastics. The outside source ship has sailed and now you're just half assing it to protect your ego and continue griefing games.
>>584236483I said us retard, as in erg.
>>584236543Jesus fucking christ, we need to make a new tier just for you and nakadashi
>>584237327jesus christ what is that winrate?
>>584237327nakadashi...
>>584237327holy shit, thats worse than mantabravo
>>584237620animelover...
which way ergies? erg tgirl with 100+ win streakorerg girl with 3 win streak
>>584237327I play with randoms in D5 and my record is better.
we are hubbyterr we suck at the games
>>584237776There is 0 reason to play the game with erg if you aren't already in their discord group of fags. They really do act like little weirdos in game and out.
>>584237776>erg tgirl with 100+ win streakname?
Should I queue?
>>584238102trishtinasludge merchantccoie
>>584237776Choose carefully erg>manor>woman
>>584237776i'll take the ones who don't start any drama over a run
>>584238102trish, slutge, shifty, cc, elf >>584238303roxy, cupcake, but they have low streaks
you guys are really annoying
>>584238384Roxy was behind at least one "dogshit wylder" post so xhe's definitely not drama-free.
>>584238479welcome to erg enjoy your stay
>>584236901>>shame people for using outside sourcesActually you have that backwards. I was always shamed for NOT using outside sources. You're doing it again right now. Saying that not using outside sources is akin to griefing games. That would imply that outside sources are necessary, and I'm burdening others by not using them. The problem here, is that you want me to be ashamed for not using outside sources. But you can't make me feel that shame. As desperately as you try.
>>584238545enjoy cupcake then
>>584233409>>584234436>>584235631>>584238479you seem more upset
>>584235984I'm gonna give parrying Balancers another shot, but the last couples times I tried it it was super frusterating.When there's multiple on you firing off spike trails and aoe's and grabs, it's extremely difficult to get a parry off. And that's only IF they do parryable attacks. Sometimes, especially the pink one, they'll just do grab, spike aoe, spike trails, sperg combo that can't be parried, etc. Instead of giving you something you can parry. Or in ED birds the one chasing the team won't be aggro'd onto you during the dash attack.
nyoo not the heccin wylderinos
>>584237327you already made them go offline
>>584238545You do realize any schizo can reply to a gg post with a wylder in it right?
>>584237327Don't let your husband see this, this shit is divorce worthy. And he gets to keep the kids, having a mom like this is already borderline child abuse.
>>584238545>WAAAAAHHH HE SAID DOGSHIT WYLDER OH MY FUCKING GOD CANCEL HIM NOWWW HES LITERALLY HITLER
>>584236982"Us" was undefined, so I took that to mean players in general.Most players here play trios. They are untested in solo D5.Most players here watch guides.I've had multiple ergies assure me that Dancing Lion is actually bullshit. And they rely on ulting him down quickly, rather than allowing the fight to go long. Which of course, is a lot easier to do on trios, as each player alternates their ult.
>>584236171The ult hit thoughy woughy
>>584239068>>584239303The damage control speaks for itself.
>>584238545Well dome kept that tranny in check. None of those named trannies are drama-free, though.
>>584239068> any schizonope, the shitposters and schizos? all me
>>584238545This is deviljeet isn't it? Only you would care about this stupid shit considering your fragile ego
>>584239392He labeled it china something or other for a reason lol. The ult hit but only because anon knew he was playing high latency and the bird was actually closer than it looked. The missed parry right before is probably what recalibrated his brain to know when to do the ult for the kill so the missed parry had value in the end.
>>584239472I'm not your rapist sorry.
>>584239467No one here is drama free, but some people are more pleasant than others. Those listed are pleasant enough.
>>584237327How is it even possible to have a streak that low? Nakadashi played a lot of games on erg. Did he really bomb so many games that he couldn't get a streak of 5?
>>584239392the ult missed, the final lot of damage was from one of the other two off screen
>>584239801That's not Nakadashi, that's poodoodoo aka husbandschizo
>>584239636Murdered that hypocrite. Excellent work.
>>584239801Less than 300 games is still learning how to play territory. Probably trying to force builds that aren't good.
>>584237327Im just so strong
>>584238857You were shamed for the obvious hypocrisy and dunning kruger.>claim you don't need outside sources>demonstrably can't learn shit on your own, even basic observations>get spoonfed by an outside source all the time anywayYou're a special case who's clearly a lost cause on your own, and you've already crossed the threshold of outside sources while shaming others for it.
>>584239879Nope stop being a silly goose right now
>>584239927Oh.
>>584239729>pleasant enoughFor you*
>>584239636Correct because I'm your rapist
>>584239035no I went offline because I forgot to write the password so I queued with randoms and that is boring to stream, one of them left after night 1 and the duchess remaining and I died to dancer with like a hair left of health because I got greedy with a follow up dragonmaw right after another
>>584240184Actually watching you be bad on the stream isn't boring at all.
>>584240184you afk'd for like 2 minutes you worthless onahole
>>584240184Continue streaming all of your runs.
Can poopy be our new manta project
>>584238926that last one wasn't me btw I was laughing a lot when my match ended just now and I saw the reaction when someone did post my winrate so the failed steam wasn't a total loss
>>584240364pass players will do that so they can make shitposts while playing. Yeah he accidentally didn't use the pass but he's still mentally a pass player.
>>584240472No they don't, they can multitask
>>584240472the true shitposters do it while downed or on a spirit hawk, that way no one can connect the dots
>>584240364ugh it's because I was putting two and two together about not queueing with the password like I said I would ugh and I had to alt tab to figure it out ughhh I helped out afterwards anyways
>>584240184D2 is identical to base game values, but you get three extra relic slots AND red/cursed loot. If you're losing, it simply means you have major gaps in both knowledge (routing, time management, what passives/relics/weapons to use) and combat.
>>584240542i do this...
>>584240584Im losing because when I play with friends we play for funny moments and when I play with randoms I am not good enough to carry them >>584240542I already do this
ugh such a lame griefer and streamer
>>584239958>Less than 300 games is still learning how to play territory.that's an exaggeration, i'm pretty sure most players would understand how to play well enough in D0 and do basic routing (not including shifting earth maps) once they manage to win against heolstor for the first time which is probably in around 15-25 games?
>>584240584Hunting red enemies as they show up more and more as you depth climb is like a drug. You get so powerful compared to D0.
>>584240050>You were shamed for the obvious hypocrisy and dunning kruger.No I wasn't. The very first time someone asked me if I read such-and-such resource, and I answered "no", the narrative has been that I'm a fool for not utilizing the resources.>demonstrably can't learn shit on your own, even basic observationsNot true. There are 1,000 things to learn. I've already learn 500 of them on my own, and constantly pick up new things. But then I demonstrate that I don't know 1 thing, and you take that to mean I don't know anything. Basically, you base your idea of my ability on very little. You're ill informed. Ignorant even.>get spoonfed by an outside source all the time anywayNo I don't. In most cases, I pick up tips by just reading what people say. Ya know... conversing. Every now and again, some autist will link a video guide, and I don't even watch them half of the time.>You're a special case who's clearly a lost cause on your ownThat's what you have to tell yourself, in order to cope with the fact that you *do* feel ashamed for using guides. You have to twist reality around to make your guide watching and practice mod using sound normal, or else *you* won't feel like you've earned your win. Stop projecting your shame onto me.
>>584240818ugh it's not grieving it's called fun having
>>584240884I love cracking open a red baby monkey like a pinata
>>584240976>grievingugh ESL retard kek
>>584240584>D2 is identical to base game valuesWrong.
>>584240976I grieve for your husband
>>584216747No such thing is happening though>>584216931She doesn’t look like thatGood pic at least
>>584241113D1 and D2 are close to the D0 experience. Shit doesn't oneshot you even without negation and you have an immensely heightened powerlevel compared to d0.
>>584240836I see it as a progression of game knowledge at that point and not the actual gameplay or combat mechanics like dodging and spacing. You can spend hundreds of games in D0 and then go into Depths and realize you don't know shit on how to play depths. When you hit depths your relics double and some people don't know how to manage curses well or ignore things with curses they don't like and limit their own depth relic options severely while gacha rolling. Then they might not know the best way to hunt enemies in depths for good loot or they see cursed loot and don't take it just like they don't equip good relics that have curses. If you play depth mode strictly how you played D0 you are going to suffer. >>584240979>starting camp in the woods>church right next to it>3 demi-humans sitting between starter and church>all 3 are redbozosIts Lindsey Clancy time bucko.
>>584241248>D1 and D2 are close to the D0 experience"Close to" is not the same. So you admit you were wrong.
>>584220304Surprisingly hot. At least it doesn’t have any of the usual unsavory stuff you make.
>Kill red soldier in random military camp>drops a blue sword with charge negation + succ negation and a negligible downsideThese are the moments I still play for
Why are so many randos running dormant axes
>>584241370Who cares? His point is that D1 and D2 are easier than D0 and that is factual truth.
>>584241370yes when the conversation moves to specifics then i am open to using less generalized language. that is normal human behavior. i am sure you are very invested in this specific detail of the post and not just doing this because you like to act like a miserable maggotfreak
>>584241452>swordthats a dagger, you silly goose
D2 is easier than D1 or D0 since there can be two invader POIs and the hp scaling isn’t significant
>>584224748That’s just the side the Chinese government wants you to see. Peer over the edge and you’ll find the run down slums that make up the majority of the country still.
>>584241081He's phoneposting. Greifing isn't a word so autocorrect changes it to grieving.
>Greifing
She's grafting
>>584240972>the narrative has been that I'm a fool for not utilizing the resourcesBecause your logic is that it's an outside source when you're using an outside source in the thread.>Not trueIt's true, anyone who played or talked to you knows how much basic shit you miss.>Ya know... conversingYou get spoonfed constantly including original clips from anons. It's no different than watching the same things on youtube. You just use womanbrained rationalizations to tell yourself it's different and protect your ego.
>>5842377761 of each, tgirl to carry the girl with then post game love making between the 3 of us
>>584238970>>584239068>>584239303>>584239472>>584240160>>584215380trying too hard
>>584240584Why Amy
>>584242108wow...
>>584242108based
>>584242348she's cool
>>584242108Strange, I dont recall making this post? But basicly this but this cuck watching while I go to town. Then I realize they are all gay, deformed men, and I snap out of it.
any queer
>>584242338Shut the fuck up rape victim piece of refuse threadcow
>sexualizing anonymous postersshiggy diggy
they're calling it the brownest gennie on the 'oard
>>584243180Its how they got groomed off site and they think it will work here when it won't.
What's with all these unfunny rando names called like "Malenia's feet' or whatever
>>584240000*just so shit
>>584243391Troons have hygiene issues and it becomes a part of their personality.
dsg is already dead and buried but it still lays claim to that title
>>584239467>>584243605Stop being obsessed with trannies
the jeelders and the ergs are one-the ergieyogurts choir
>>584243391we should all switch around our names for halloween
>>584243807poignant trvke
>>584243659A poignant post that will trigger the right subhumans.
>>584243792No one is obsessed with trannies you freak. If I said asian people like to eat raw fish you'd think I was obsessed with asians instead of just knowing they eat raw fish as part of their diet.
>>584205056That would be malenia>>584243792It’s his personality now he can’t stop
>>584243659Well yeah that’s just true
>>584243180it's too lonelypilled
>>584243605Triggered the weird copycat posting from the usual suspects.
>>584243792that's just t___ ranting about trannies again despite being a weird chaser himself he's very hypocritical as you can see
>>584219114We know he’s a hack but I doubt it
>>584241165>>584237327>>584243414aww you guys look! he brought me flowers to celebrate the start of our new elden ring playthrough!
>>584244648Its a bird with glasses and he's the game director, it is a pretty good little reference.
>>584244630>>584244612>>584244441>>584244383>>584244349Hey friend, we need you to commit suicide really quick. Can you do that?
What is the Elden Ring equivalent of the smash bros baseball bat? I need only the most satisfying hits
Get Haloed, nerd.
>>584245194lightning misericorde
>>584241525No they're not.>>584241584Thank you for admitting you were wrong.
>>584245378stream?
creasegawd debunking and dismantling the ergies hegemonic consensus
>>584241704wrong all around, I wrote it deliberately like that because I thought it would be funny to me only because griefing looks very silly, I super would gamble money on the simple fact that I could beat anyone here at the spelling bees in english
>>584245484Yes they are. I've carried enough D0 games as well as climbed to D5 with randoms multiple times to know that. It's way easier to solo carry at D1 and D2 than D0.
>>584245378Stream it up
>>584245340Is that for Elden Ring proper or Nightreign? I don't play the Fortnite mode
raped + obsessed
>>584246110big crit on elden ring
>>584214362>>584215123>>584215920>>584216016many such cases
>>584245047Seems unlikely
>>584241879>Because your logic is that it's an outside source when you're using an outside source in the thread.No, that's the reductive strawman that you're basing your logic on. I told you that there is a difference between using guides and sharing tips and tricks communally. You don't see a difference, so you don't understand my reasoning. But there is a difference whether or not you see it. You're just plainly wrong.>It's true, anyone who played or talked to you knows how much basic shit you miss.This is false. In fact, sometimes I'm the one to spread basic stuff that other people miss. Like how Practice would bait the crucible knight in the basement to the lower level, so it doesn't following the team up stairs. I noticed what he was doing, and started copying it. But other people weren't copying the tech, so I brought it to people's attention.Similar deal with the banished knight castle. I noticed that Practice was using an efficient route that nobody else was, so I brought it to people's attention.>You get spoonfed constantly including original clips from anons.What are you talking about? There's like 2 instances of people showing me clips. And that was the banished knight debate, and the sleeping lion debate.The banished knight clips were only to show that the storm stomp was escapable with the proper timing. Even though he proved it was technically possible to escape, he inadvertently proved that the timing is a frame trap and extremely tight. And even though the clips showed that you can technically wake up the sleeping lion with sound, it inadvertently proved that the location where you have to make the sound is actually along 1 wall of a 4 wall room. And it's the farthest wall.In both instances, the circumstances in which to make it work are very small.
Nightreign weapon tier list! Not considering legendariesS: Reapers, Iron Eyes Bow, Fists, Raiders Colossal A: Seals, Staves, Katana, Thrusting sword, Daggers, Raider Great HammerB: Raider Great Axe, Flails, Great SpearC: Axe, Claws, Greatshield, Greatbow D: Curved sword, Twinblade, Whip, Guardian Halberd E: Colossal sword, Heavy Thrusting SwordF: Straight sword, Spear, Small ShieldG: Curved Greatsword, CrossbowH: Hammer, BallistaI: Torches, Medium Shield
>>584246446why is that unlikely I am literally smelling them right now
>>584245047yjk brother dropped 30 bux on a mexican for these...sigh
>>584245907If you already have great depth relics, then your perception is skewed. When you open the depths for the first time, you have no relics. You have to earn your depth relics by playing more.
>>584246526>flails in B tier>no regular Greatswordwhat are you even doing
>>584246526Girlsloppers vindicated
VINDICATEDI AM SELFISHI AM WRONG
>>584246517>there is a differenceYeah, the url. It's external spoonfeeding, there's zero difference in that regard.>2 clipsYou were spoonfed multiple full Margit fights after claiming he has no openings. You could've just looked up a level 1 clear to verify your kneejerk statement. It would've been the same in terms of external spoonfeeding. All the detailed explanations you get are also extreme spoonfeeding, arguably more than videos since you lack observational skills.
>>584245076You seem...upset?
>>584246526Which character is this for? If you're gonna put Reapers and Flails that high just for the sloppers, Colossal Swords have no reason to be that low.
>>584246903It’s considering slopping, I thought I put greatswords in C, whatevs. I’ll do a non slop list shortly
>>584246728so?? it's still a loving gesture to get me flowers every week and it makes me smile and feel loved that he wants to do things like that for me
>>5842423383 simple accurate words that reduced him to tears. Victory is yours.
>>584247170this almost worked
S: Greataxes, Great Hammers, Colossal SwordsF: Everything else
>>584245673...and failing at both
>>584247626The definitive 3bar enjoyer take
>>584246526what are reapers? is that scythes
this thread is what no job looks like
the only rotating bird i know is rotisserie chicken
>>584246526I think you have to make a separate tier list for L2ing and pure melee.
>>584247626Not that nigger but colossal swords are awful
>>584248214did you see the one we got for lunch? it was tasty
>>584248407Godslayer is one of the best weapons in the game full stop, but royal greatswords is doodoo thoughever. The blues and whites and meh in NR and legendaries don't appear enough to factor in imo.
>>584248689It's good but it's not "one of the best". Far from it.
>>584248558no but i believe you, you can't really mess up rotisserie chicken after all
>>584247374"You can jump that attack" versus a 40 minute guide that meticulously documents every move, and every possible method in dealing with that move.Yeah, right. No difference...>You were spoonfed multiple full Margit fights after claiming he has no openingsThose videos were only to prove that it was possible to avoid damage. It wasn't intended as a guide. The anon just wanted to prove a point.And I certainly haven't been *studying* those videos. I only watched them once to verify if he takes damage or not. You don't even know what that whole thing was about. You're speaking from a place of ignorance.Speaking of Margit. Check out this clip from my last run. The bastard was losing too fast, so he started spazzing with these quick spammy combos.https://streamable.com/jfrh8vI don't respect the game when it does nonsense like that.But anyway, you're spending all day trying to make me feel ashamed for not looking up guides, and then trying to twist things around and say that I'm shaming you for looking up guides. But no, I just point out the fact that you all use guides, because you act like you're better than me in every way. If you didn't act so arrogantly, then I wouldn't have to remind you that your skill is acquired by aping the techniques of your betters.They say "Good artists copy, great artists steal".
>>584249095do you never sleep and just post essays all day and every night?
>>584240303>>584240386Is this true
HIGH LEVEL PVP IS DEAD AGAIN ;____;
>>584249376yeah take that slut
I HAD CONSTANT INVASIONS AT RL 215 JUST A MONTH AGO ;____;
Nightreign weapon tier list! No sloppy or Lego considered! S: Iron Eyes Bow, Fists, Thrusting sword, Raiders ColossalA: Seals, Staves, Katana, Daggers, Raider Great Hammer, Raider Great AxeB: Claws, AxeC: Greatsword, Whip, TwinbladeD: Curved sword, Colossal sword, Guardian Halberd, Great SpearE: Heavy Thrusting SwordF: Straight sword, Flails, Spear, Small ShieldG: Curved Greatsword, Reapers, Crossbow, GreatshieldH: Hammer, Greatbow, BallistaI: Torches, Medium Shield>>584248689Fuck you, have you ever thought about not having opinions.
>>584249376>>584249521get yo level up cuh
>>584249563Is that a penis
>>584249521>>584249376shut it maggot freak
>>584249521>>584249376welcome to elden ring's afterlife, and get used to making friends for sustaining your multiplayer experiences
>>584248962It absolutely is one of the best. It has the best r1 chain in the game and a very strong L2 when running balancers. It's the best 2h weapon non-raider/cr2. If you're ranking reapers that high because halo is good in the sea of garbage that is the rest of the reaper pool then colossal swords should at least be b tier.
>>584249876A guy with some animals and smaller people being shown a bird on the left and a wizard in a cave with his bird on the right.
if you’re over 200 you’re just going to get spam summoner for radahn and nothing else lolooolElden shart is fucking kill
I love elden ring ;o;
>>584250012Bad opinion, stop ruining this thread
>>584203053Don't attempt damage control five hours after the fact raped maggot you're fooling no one.>>584204575>>584206095Spot on.
>>584249254He thinks it makes him look smart
You shouldn’t need 60 fucking vigor to beat this game and yet the game expects you to have 60 fucking vigor
>>584249095>bitch about a specific move>get spoonfed about it>repeat 1000 times>this doesn't count as external spoonfeeding because I didn't watch a 40 minute guideThe copium and hypocrisy are off the charts.>it wasn't intended as a guideOkay, so you could watch any clear on youtube just like anons tell you to, and it wouldn't count as a guide. Same as getting it from the thread. Hell you JUST said you learned to parry bloodhounds from anon's clip.
>>584250012patrician take
>>584250012Lmao
>>584250134me too it still makes me smile and have a fun time
>>584250258he made you seethe again you should really talk to someone about this one sided obsession of yours it's ruining the thread and your life
^^ raped projecting cuckjeet
>>584249521>>584249376So?
The terr obsessed schizo is a jobless NEET.
^ raped projecting damage control
>>584250134I don’t love it but I like it :)
>>584249824Good list. We all respect you
>>584246526Bad list. No one respects you(it is an objectively bad list btw)
what about 190 pvp
I tried making a terr ducken this thanksgiving but I failed
>>584250012it has a less garbage r1 chain than most colossal swords but it's still garbage. especially in NR where they nerfed black flame.
>>584251496Why :(
>>584203846>>584204405>>584204413>>584203672>>584237861>>584243659>>584244630This is what everyone has been thinking thanks for stating this.
Axes are on the up
>>584249824“Lego”?
>>584250823PvP is different fun at different levels. I have characters at different levels for that purpose. What’s your preferred level range?
so is the ideal pvp range 60 or 90 or twink territory like 20 or under?
>>584251850>>584251053>>584250779You tell em lolbro.
I have a character sitting at RL 300Haven’t checked him out in years I doubt I’ll get any invasions at all
notice how nobody is responding to the schizophrenic retard that sees birds where there are not? let's keep it that way
>>584251850>>584251053
^ raped projecting cuck
>>584252774that’ll change in a minute
Lore on big nigga ants?
>>584253146we is gonna stab yo ass
>>584252774we are unable to gainsay him as he is the anointed emissary of the Greater Will
>>584253146it's just another of the cynical commiepedo katamari jokes littered throughout the game
>>584250685It's funny because he's been going at it for like a year now. I wonder how terr feels about the fact that he has some insane superfan who thinks about him every waking moment kek.
Can more people give opinions on my tier lists ffs
>>584202023>>584242979What strange posts
>>584253471What list? The retarded one with reaper in S tier?
Why was Raya Lucaria so bad? There were barely any classrooms or instructing sessions going on. It was just platformer hell. I hated it. There should have been individual instructor mini-bosses like the Preceptors. Also WHY is the Raya Lucarian grand library smaller and less grand than the Carian study hall?I’m getting more Byrgenwerth flashbacks of wasted opportunities that went nowhere.
>>584252774Notice how only you care or hate him?
Update: I will be running dormant reapers for Libra, Gladius, and mystery bosses.
>>584249824Torches are better than ballistas and crossbows are better than greatshieldsWhips and twinblades are too high, Heavy thrusting swords too low>>584253471no
>>584253558Miyazaki hates designing wizards ok. This is why all caster enemies are just basic character models.
> Since the grand masters Azur and Lusat were driven from the academy, no one has achieved their formerly-held rankNot even Rennala…? What?
we are the ergiebyrgenwerths
>>584253590I wonder what happened to make him mindbreak over DOS>>584253558The school kind of fell apart after they locked Rennala up. She was rebirthing retards that couldn't learn anything, the cuckoo knights were on their own agenda out of the academy, and the debate parlor was being taught by a red wolf. >>584253932She was always at a rank above them as the dean essentially.
>>584253590pipe down ESLtroon, I just think he's a huge faggot not for playing make believe, but just because he samefags and shits up threads on /vg/ and /v/ constantly
>>584254157>She was always at a rank above them as the dean essentially.No she wasn’t. They predate her.
>>584254157and it's always so easy to tell when he samefags. He has the cadence of a cretin with failure to launch syndrome and almost always mass replies with inane shit nobody truly asked for when discussing lore
>>584253714What will you do when you return and you realize no one wants to play with a halo slopper and you deprived yourself of learning
>>584253932That’s because they are more advanced magicians. They are magic Buddhas. Rennala isn’t a magic Buddha.
>>584250362>Hell you JUST said you learned to parry bloodhounds from anon's clip.The clip wasn't aimed at me. I just happened to watch it by happenstance.>bitch about a specific move>get spoonfed about it>repeat 1000 timesIn most cases, my bitching doesn't attract any informative autists. It just attracts the ire of discord troons. But on the occasions that someone is informative, I sometimes don't take the advice. Like how I said before about not watching videos. If some autist drops a whole video, I likely won't bother watching it.Now, of the fractional times that A, someone was actually informative, and B, I took that advice, that was maybe only a dozen times. Not even CLOSE to the level of information a person receives by studying guides.If I actually listened to you guys and watched all the guides for every boss, would have mentally downloaded all of the information I need to solo D5 months ago.If we were discussing math right now, you would understand the difference between a self-taught layman who occasionally receives help from forums, versus a student who meticulously studies from textbooks and tutors.
>>584254248>>584254468There was nothing you could have done lolcow don't beat yourself up over all this. >>584254404The academy elevated her to the dean or whatever they called it because she had the moon mastery. They intentionally did this so they could lock her in her gay baby jail afterwards but for a time she was just the top of the school because she wouldn't explain her moon shit to them and they were flummoxed by it all.
>>584254483Return? By the time I finish my solo journey, I doubt the password will be active anymore. But hypothetically speaking, I was already winning all my libra and gladius games on the password. So I suppose I'll just win harder.
Greasy: Slopper of 1000 halos
>>584254621She is the governess of the academy because she shifted up the system. That’s it. >she was just the top of the school because she wouldn't explain her moon shit to them and they were flummoxed by it all.It was actually because they were simps. She wasn’t the first to glimpse the moon.
The immensely egotistical self-defense mechanism of believing that just ONE person is criticising him is dangerously close to mental illness. I think two more mass reply posts and I'll be able to adequately diagnose him
>>584254612>I just happened to learn from an external source but it doesn't count>n-no I don't learn from the thread in fact I deliberately unlearn what I see here so you can't say I learned it here and bruise my egoIncredible
>>584255147Stop posting retard.
The Carians aren’t actually against the primeval current, just the abuse of it, and Sellen is just coping about this.You’ll notice that the statues of Rennala have the grand master primeval current patterns, and the Carians are allied with the Crystalians, who are aligned with the ideals of the primeval current. Rennala’s staff is also a spiral. The primeval current is associated with a spiral. They’re hiding Lusat from Sellen. Azur is being studied by the Karolos.
>>584255150are we talking about greasy or dos here
>>584255393Yes
>>584250258You hurt his feelings againDon’t attack him so directly now he’s gonna talk to himself for the rest of the thread
All threads from now on should be exclusively mass reply shit flinging
>>584223950>>584224536>>584224581>>584253970Shut it monkey
Rennala wasn’t smart enough to deconstruct her moon spell into its own conspectus. She didn’t create smaller and smaller moons the way Azur made smaller and smaller comets. The one case we have of deconstructed moon magic, it was fucking BANNED by the Sellians, and blamed for the fall of the Eternal city. LMAO.
>>584255592no
>>584255393Doesn't matter. I'm dos, let the retard spam and have a diapy fit. I don't care about his mental illness you know this. I just want to fucking talk about elden ring without that schizo going mental on me every time I post.
>>584255798you didn't do anything wrong.
>>584255082i called it from the beginning. if you're gonna be a floorhugger, at least stop trying to be le honorable melee cuck and just go for big damage.
>>584255798Your fanfics and samefagging aren't elden ring though.
>>584256092I was posting drawing I found on the map and it drove a schizo crazy (again). I'm seriously just trying to discuss elden ring. You guys gotta put a leash on your bitch.
>>584253558That's just how Miyazaki designs levels. The experience of going through the level and fighting enemies along the way is more important than the idea of "Oh, people actually used to live here and learn magic here." If it helps your suspension of disbelief, maybe most of the actual classrooms and living facilities and the like were behind locked doors that you never had access to.
I was walking to the store thinking about nightring and I found a dollar coin!!
>>584256281Half the map isn't mandatory for the dungeon and that is where they all learned and lived. You only go on the rooftops in that zone mostly. Some people skip it entirely.
Incoming raped early duplicate threads get ready >>584256350That’s not what it’s calledEvidence of this dollar coin?
>>584253558It’s even worse if anything >>584255712You may continue but only if you look like that
>>584256047greasy will do it now because he totally discovered it on his own and all those posts about it didn't count
new>>584256727>>584256727
new>>584256780>>584256780
>>584256518you expertly called it well done
>>584255176i admit this made me giggle >>584254612this is some dangerously bigoted language you’re using here bud…
>>584256518Is 1892 good or bad for you?
>>584257176Its a fake war, one side is always second.
>>584256754cringe porn addict thread>>584256794kino rannicute thread
here >>584256518>>584257024woah you found one too?
>>584243091yup this one right here >>584243138>>584250685>>584243331>>584243807>>584244019>>584245076>>584251573>>584252390>>584253454
>>584257268Okay I'll do a cute OP next time but I'm busy tomorrow so you guys can do it
>>584257024Huh. That’s weird. Kinda cool too.
>>584257281A few days ago. Got that challenge coin shortly after. Also found a liberty dollar and an eisenhower dollar around the same time.
>>584256794you're gonna have to pay me to use that image
>>584257486Not subtle maggot
>>584257615*pays you*
>>584257557that's honestly pretty amazing you must have channeled like 4x of my current luck buff at least or something, respect the special current that flows through you anon we were bestowed it for a reason
>>584258008funny how you always post that immediately after they pull out of you.
>>584227453I wonder what kind of derangement you have to have to like that shit
>>584258020real money bitch I got Visa not RoleplayExpress
>>584256238>>584253590he’s in love that’s the only reasonable explanation at this point
>>584222031>>584222213>>584222331>>584222483Fatfaggots are something else man…
Demi-humans are so weird and freakish...
>>584258208oh they probably just have some kind of autism
>>584258427Don't even joke about that.
>>584258427that's so cute I wish
>>584258801He probably really is in love with you in a weird serial killer way. I'm talking shrine in the closet and everything.
>>584259027>>584258830>>584258427true
>>584259027if someone posted such a shrine about another poster here it's automatically a 9/10 funny post and a decent alltime contender but only if it's completely unironic
>get summoned>we beat the boss>host uses Finger Severer and sends me home before I get rewardswhy?
my trishtina shrine lives in my heart and mind
>>584258008Made him cry with this simple image nice work
>>584259921Everyone says this.
>>584259779sorry that was me I'm a bit upset after my dad spanked me earlier for throwing my phone in anger while reading the raya lucaria discourse on /erg/
Phew. Almost didn't make this one. I was relying on Vyke's spear for majority of the fight. Then with nothing left to lose, I started spamming the beast jaw skill, and it did a lot of damage fast. Won me the game.After a lot of failure, I clawed my way out of D3 again. The next game is D4. I'm scared.
>>584259779LOL crazy thing to do, maybe they thought they weren't getting the reward right away because multiplayer made it glitch or some other similar assumption
>>584259921obviously maladaptive daydreaming tendencies lend themselves naturally to repression-induced delusions like yours it I wish you a very healthy finding yourself and learning to love yourself
Sellen doesn't have a room she got kicked out of the academy.
>>584256047>>584256720I said months ago that I don't really respect the game. So I'll halo slop if I want to. I only avoided it, because it made the fights too easy in trios. So I went with the lesser greatspear dormant instead. Relying on the big tree spear to handle Gladius. But the spear was only effective when others were drawing aggro. With the dogs entirely on me, there is no time to gets shots in. And for that reason, I decided that it's worth haloing. It's about the same damage as the spear, but a lot faster to execute.
>>584260360Control your outbursts and he won’t do that anymore
>>584260920>I don't really respect the game.Most sensible thing you’ve said arguably ever
>>584260898yes, it turned out anon was talking about Azur's room, let him have his fun though
>>584255176/erg/ is a community. And when a member of the community posts a small clip. Then it's considered a tip or trick that was shared. Which is entirely different from watching some super autist explain the ins and outs of an entire fight.Again, if we were talking about math, you would understand the difference between learning a little math trick here and there, and then following the instructions of a tutor. Two totally different learning experiences. One is way faster than the other.>egoAgain, this is all about YOU ego. You're the one who feels ashamed for using guides and practice mods. Not me.
>>584261240erg isnt a community erg is a public bathroom graffiti wall
>>584260694So jealous of trish
>>584253086>>584254468>>584255272>>584255592>>584257486>>584258008>>584258485>>584256702shut it maggot of the freak
>>584261403nothing to do with that and it could be any other name, Im just disappointed in you
>>584261771They raped you good get over it
>>584260484They messaged me " xD xD xD " before I was even finished loading back into my own world
>>584260360...how do you know it was in Raya Lucaria?
>>584261884you know it’s bad when he’s stuck permanently using the language of his conqueror. guy imprinted on him so brutally he owns him.
>>584261340it’s a museum actually
>>584261892iconic >>584262101the whole thread has done this with my lingo for the last three years and you guys aren't even aware
>>584262101I think it was called little brother syndrome.
>>584261403>>584261771>>584262101>>584262126>>584262312Copious amounts of truth-wine overflowing from our cups right now
>>584262312>my lingoCute fantasy.
>>584262395Cute yumi
>>584262101>>584262395Yup. Nothing he can do but show it off every now and then like >>584261771. Like a slave showing his brand so people know he’s owned.
>>584261206Kinda weird
>>584262761if only you knew the extent of it
where are gemmy and nyeko
burning in hell you’ll join them shortly
By hell i assume you mean prison for being paedophiles?
>>584261884>>584262101>>584262312>>584262395>>584262835>>584263652>>584263425shut it reterrd
the darkness reaching…
>>584264671 (me) i meant to post this beneath >>584263652 kek i'm so silly
>>584264671 (me) meant for >>584264701
^^ perma raped clocked and cucked multi device posting schizojeet
>>584262041Who’s to say it isn’t
>leaves out the two sore thumb posts that were made by him and would actually count>offended someone talked bad about fellow his dead general browns all too lame and obvious
>>584265246I look like that
>>584265371>>584261884
^^ raped chimp quoting his conqueror
>>584265246handsome
>>584265991I conquered you
>>584265246Creasy
>>584265371I prefer it when he doesn’t try to hide it like there honestly
>>584265246relevance?
>>584267482It's something of an inside joke among the anons here.
>>584265246by now, bear ploughed
Honeyed rays of gold, deliver my spirit
