Merusmile EditionWelcome to /vg/'s nexus for all Wizarding World and Harry Potter games, including Hogwarts Legacy, Hogwarts Mystery, Magic Awakened, and more!>Magic Awakened Social ClubInnominatus (Servers: Ashwinder, Rougarou, Kelpie)Post your player profile in the thread before applying in-game.>/hpgg/ Movie Night Cytubehttps://cytube.implying.fun/c/hpggParty>HL & MA Student Profiles & Writing Referenceshttps://avatarizeme.neocities.org/hogwartsy2book/https://rentry.org/hpggMAyearbookhttps://rentry.org/hpgg_writing_compendium>HL & MA Character Homework Sheetshttps://rentry.org/hpggSheets>Quidditch Champions (News, Paper Mask)https://rentry.org/Harry_Potter_Qudditch_Champions_info>Magic Awakened (Club info, News, Tips, & Emulators)https://www.harrypottermagicawakened.com/m/global/https://rentry.org/Harry_potter_magic_awakened_info>Hogwarts Legacy (Mods, News, AI Vocaroos, & Optimizations)https://rentry.org/Hogwarts_Legacy_info>Hogwarts Mystery (News, Art, Fanfics, Blender Models, & Emulators)https://rentry.org/Harry_Potter_Hogwarts_Mystery_info>Books, Movies, Non-current Harry Potter Gameshttps://pastebin.com/98qgXgtQ>Fan Gameshttps://rentry.org/harry_potter_fan_gamesPrevious thread: >>583949536
>>584233012Fun fact: Due to her Veela lineage, Cassandra has a huge fucking cock.
>>584233086I don't mind Malfoid posting inherently, I just don't think it should be in the Harry Potter GAMES General. Are generals allowed on /tv/ or /lit/?
>>584233791It's basically been purged from any other board.
>>584233791Sadly they are not, but you can create a thread about Malfoid anytime you like.Hell, right now there's a thread in /co/ about her>>>155864016
>>584234027/v/ and /tv/ has them all the time
Club Events in 56 minutes.
>>584234062>dead
>>584234062Fuck I forgot how to link other boards
>>584234027I wonder who is behind this...
>>584234212Just post the actual link to that thread, nit the post number, it will appear ss a normal link
>>584234212>>>/co/155864016
>>584234460Yeah I don't think that thread is going to last.
>>584229371>the racist grandchild is named Lillykek
this whole Malfoid trend got me doing the impossible, actually:joining Slytherin in Hogwarts Legacyand by the gods, it's beautifulthe music, the soft light, the sophisticated furniture and marble columns, the sound of waterit was made for us yearners
>>584233481I was hoping we would be able to piss her off enough to make her turn into a harpy. Seems unlikely now that she and the MC are getting along.
>>584233791Well, sorry for touristing too hard, but there is not other place exactly functional for this, yeah.Don't worry, eventually the posting frequency on this topic will lower. Given how these things usually work, maybe at most it will become some sort of unrelated aesthetic or mascotte that comes with actual in-topic posts once in a while. Personally I was already thinking about making more game-related posts from now since I do feel a bit guilty.
Speaking of Harry Potter games... Any news about Hogwarts Legacy 2?I have no high hopes about it looking at how they hijacked the first one mid development and drove it into the ground even without the tranny botting, burner account spam, and paid Indian spammers.
>>584235908ONE OF US
>>584235198Okay, I was dense for not noticing, that's funny.
>>584236142>Hogwarts Legacy 2we don't have a real date yet, but people speculate about Spring or Summer 2027but I dont know,I expected at least some kind of info during this years Gamescommaybe a trailer during this years Game Awards?>>584236225hell yeahits yearning season
>>584235908Although the nonstop meddling in everyone's minute inconveniences and up to hyperviolent levels of heroing the protagonist does 100% belongs to the Gryffindor containment room, the aesthetic of each location in this game is absolute peak.Also... thinking back at the character I made it was really just Malfoid in red wasn't it?I think we just have a type and we'd have gone nuts even if she was Hufflepuff.....
>>584236768the lines between snakes and lions is thinner than anyone cares to admit.
>>584233791Jannies nuked every thread in other places. The only reason it survives /here/ is those jannies literally don't have the manpower to even dream of "cleansing" this board with so many hyperactive generals.
>>584236892that explains mega being a lion
Is Legacy 2 going to be set right after 1, or is there going to be a time skip?
>>584236768I agree, the castle and art direction in this game is immaculatewhen I recognize some room and corridors from the movies, its peakwhen I stumble upon some secret, or I notice things only the book mentioned but moviefags wouldn't know, its even more peakand with the emote mode I find myself goofing around and sitting at table, larpingits just a fun time, especially now near halloween for me>>584236892slytherins are ambitious and they have a lust for power, I think a snek protag fits well...a filthy hufflepuff, on the other hand
>>584236948I wonder why it's getting purged though?
>>584236768>Although the nonstop meddling in everyone's minute inconveniences and up to hyperviolent levels of heroing the protagonist does 100% belongs to the Gryffindor containment roomIf you are Slytherin your own character acknowledges that
>>584236948Gacha generals literally have dedicated jannies because of how chaotic they can get sometimes.
>>584237170We don't know. I heard claims that WB said it would somehow tie into the new show, but that can mean a lot. Like it might feature Nicolas Flamel or we meet a young Dumbledore.
Fuck you /hpgg/
>>584237472>it would somehow tie into the new showYeah that is really vague.Oh well, I picked up 1 because of all the Malfoid stuff and I really only ever had a passing interest in HP as a whole. Thanks for the response.
>>584237472I hope the games remain their own thing, plot wise, or continuity could become a bitchI just wish we get quidditch matches and more interactive classes, and the House cup system pointhell, go full yakuza with whimsical minigames and stuff, who cares about a plot about a big evil again
>>584237342>Maybe I should think this through. Like... does it even worth my time and effort? Like it's bad but it's a big commitment and risk.... eh fuck them! They'll regret ever seeing foot here!Slytherin!>Your assholery will not stand! HUZZZAAAAAA!!!!!!!Gryffindor!
>>584237813I namely threw out Flamel and Dumbledore since the former would obviously be around and the latter is pretty close to join Hogwarts.
>>584237360Those gacha jannies are not the same as the ones Reddit moderating those other boards.
>>584238081A game set in Beauxbatons could be neat.
>>584238081oh I like those suggestions! Flamel in particular since we know so little about him compared to big DI'm just saying, HL2 could use a little more "college life" content, I'd love to see Persona style questions in classes and shit
>>584238219Hoh hon hon
>>584237813>go full yakuzaI wouldn't wish that on anything. A series that spiraled so hard they're making an offshoot of it now at Sega.
>>584238336There's also an alchemy classroom in HL
>>584238376oh, not literally but you know what I meango full whimsical and nonsense with the quests, this is the wizarding world for merlins beard>>584238475yes there is! funny, I thought Flamel lived centuries before the events of the books
>>584238219I'd play in french ngl
>>584238625I mainly meant where it lost its focus, went back on what they wanted to do going forward, and Sega just meddling so much it caused a lot of developers to eject themselves from Sega as a whole.
>>584238625He did. He's kinda immortal so long as he takes the elixir of life he made with the stone.
Club Dance starting now.
>>584238032based gryffingods
>>584237085These are my results.I got Gryffindor on the pottermore test I took before creating my character for HL. It was so unusual I decided to go with it.I like the Slytherin aesthetic most.
>>584237472>I heard claims that WB said it would somehow tie into the new showI don't like what that could mean, but who knows.>Nicolas FlamelThis could be nice.>chud young DumbledoreOn one hand based, on the other I kinda don't want these games to be too much in contact with the main characters of the books, so I kinda hope not.
Shooting up the owlery.
>>584239235>the carI was about to think it was stupid before realizing which car it was. Now it's genius.Do we have news on the car? Is it still living in the Forest, enjoying small thrills, like saving teenagers from Acrumantulae or letting them smooch in secret?
I'm so tired of Malfoid.
>>584242519I'm not.
I was checking the stats and apparently malfoid really did boost sales of hogwarts legacy. Everyone won, I guess.
>>584244012>buying hogwarts legacy instead of playing the f2p gacha game that has a malfoidthe people are retarded
>>584244012>>584244629It was on sale a couple days ago on steam, a friend of mine bought it for 3 bucks at 90% off
>>584244629I've started playing it and come on, except a bit from the design she's not exactly a Malfoid. Cassandra is a bit snobby and sometimes a bit sarcastic, but she seems friendly at heart from my first impressions.
>cute girls = stonksThere are people who study marketing for years and still can't arrive at this simple truth.
>>584244925>hey daniel remember your family of MURDERERS >hey ivy look at this untrustworthy newspaper YOU FUCKING VANISHED YOUR SISTER EVIL BITCH WE NEED YOU EXPELLED idk she's a lil mean
>>584246156Ok lol I'm not yet that far ahead it seems, she can bite then.
>>584246156And the worst crime of all: She was mean to Lottie that one time.
>>584237813>Go full YakuzaI suppose it'd add some more personality into the game if everyone had a dramatic Yakuza introduction, complete with name and rank.
>>584247027yeah I realized you might not be that far after I hit post, my bad>>584247060lottie? I don't know no lottie she is forever trapped in the private room with gossamer
>>584247365>my badIt's fine, I will probably be able to forget half of the things: I tried not to read too attentively because I imagined it would be spoilers, so I got the general idea but probabl details won't stick.
>>584246156Ivy straight up tried to vanish Cass. Even MC said she was crazy for that.
>>584250046First of all, she didn't mean it.Second of all, even if she did, Cassandra deserved it.And, last but not least, she's cute.
>>584244925She's like both half blood and half breed. She just looks like Malfoid because convergent evolution of design from same inspirations, she's nice once she warms up.Even Draco wouldn't have been such an ass for so long without the literal cult his family is in making it his mission to be a twat.
>>584244629Cassandra is totally not!Daphne Greengrass. Not Malfoid.
>>584254465Don't make me tap the sign.
>>584255624I really do think the forehead is important for the first few years.
>>584255624The whole point of fanon Daphe is that she's a sorta female Draco stand-in. Complete with the blonde hair. Cassandra's personality also fits the 'Ice Queen of Slytherin' mold better.
Do you really think Amelia would do that?
>>584254465>Cassandra is totally not!Daphne Greengrass. Not MalfoidWhat's difference?
>>584259737different names :D
>>584259737Full bush, Shaven, Waxed, in that order
>>584244012Yes, the discount in combination with Malfoid was a win.I've also got Quidditch Champions at like 2€.My first try made me skeptical, but honestly now I'm having fun playing a few games per day (only offline for now).My uninteresting opinions:>ChaserRegular fun you'd expect from it. A bit weird how even at "hard" it's guaranteed that you'll get the first Quaffle throw if you just sprint dumb AI.>KeeperI didn't hate it, but I still never play it: obviously it's quite uneventful, despite scheme calls and kicks to make it less so. Also AI Keepers will save 99% of AI throws, so I had no incentive to play it.>BatterInitially disappointed me the most. I can accept there being only one instead of two like in canon due to balancing, and I understand that it must be the hardest role to code if you want multiplayer to work. But I found it weird how there's one bludger per team and how you can summon the blugder yourself. And mostly, I was hoping in a higher emphasys on defending teammates by intercepting incoming bludgeons. A bit unrealistic to hope for, but I hoped at least in some sort of "reverse-tackle" when you're near a targeted teammate. But the role is actually okay since hitting opponents is fun. Too bad only about the canon.>SeekerAlso weird compared to canon, but that's kinda Rowling's fault probably. The snitch is only worth 30 points and it does not end the game. In fact, it's released at two scheduled times, then Seekers come out to get it.You'll locate the snitch in few seconds, then you have to chase it well enough until the bar fills: only once full you can actually catch it.Even more cucked than the Keeper, since this owe actually has to sit on the bench if the snitch is not out. Catching it still feels meaningful score-wise.I heard it's pretty dead online (didn't try). Sad, but well if you sell it for 30 at lunch but still add loot boxes and mandatory online...I bet it's fun with friends though.Adding Malfoid to stay in topic.
>>584259737Would you consider Malfoid an ice queen?
>>584233791retard
>>584261538Not in the slightest.
>>584235198In a weird way it's wholesome imaginining her genuinely enjoying her racist playtime with grampa.And this made me think: imagine the potential if (once in school) she actually started resenting a mudblood for real for always sticking all over to the boy she fancies: a certain "Lestrange" (or similar red-flag names). You could have the dynamic of only having grampa Lucius as her confidant in the family, because she knows her father would not approve of people of "that kind". It would kind of mirror Malfoid's previous situation, offering both Lucius and Harry a chance for uncomfortable development.And Dracy herself could be on the fence, because she relates to her directly but knows the name is bad news.But I suppose conjuring fanfiction scenarios of a fanfiction scenario is a tadbit too autistic maybe.>>584261036I forgot to add that that specifically because Keeper and Seeker are so uneventful, each player must actually play two roles you can faslt switch from. It's weird, but I suppose it works: you have to switch between all roles all the time in single mode anyway.
>>584259737I'd say she's neither. Unlike the other two, she's neither a pure-blood, nor does she believe in blood supremacy.
Sorry about not hosting the Quiz, I fell asleep...
>>584264287primed for a moneyshot
>>584264791What's that, flicking a coin as a projectile?
Foy
>>584264791in the rain?
>>584237813>go full yakuzaWhat's the british equivalent of Mahjong? Bridge?Although you should probably go for the wizard equivalent, but the closest I can think are magical chess (which well is just regular chess) and Exploding Snap (do we even know the rules?).>>584262695>"haunted Malfoy plushie that sucks your cock and calls you a 'Potter' "Excellent job, miss Malfoy.So far the best of the wacky subplots is probaly Luna's, though.
>>584265437wtf she actually did
>>584266349>>584237813>Go full YakuzaWhat would they sing in the Hogsmeade karaoke minigame or dance in the great hall?
>>584266714>would they sing in the Hogsmeade karaoke minigameIt should be something manifestly fitting and strictly time-appropriate, like for example generated aislop Malfoid music:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vqabNg5-XABut seriously speaking, Hogwarts anthem seems a no-brainer, although that's more of a Frog Choire pick.In Hogsmeade (I assume The Three Broomsticks, as you sing with the crowd) I suppose there should be some upbeat wizard folk songs.At the Hog's Head Inn only weird stuff.
>>584269931>He doesn't know what's going on at the Hog's Head
>>584270258N-No...?
>>584270258
>>584271241We took over.Well, Heather did.
>>584237329Jannies are trannies. Genderswap has been claimed as a tranny thing and the Malfoid trend rejects that + jk rowling is litrully hitler to those "people"
>>584271883damn, kino
>>584271883Should've posted the updated one
>still no /v/ threadis the Malfoid trend finally dead?
>>584272795T'was about as lengthy as the Lucia threads back in the day. It was a fun ride, I suppose if that is the case.
>>584272795We had one reach 600 posts like 7 hours ago, just make one.
>>584272898
>>584271782>>584271883>>584272620Sounds like some fascinating lore. Then you will surely be able to solve the mystery and say what karaoke songs you sing in there!... or is it wiser not to ask?>>584272795You still managed to have threads? Crazy. We had only one lasting one (very active) before jannies nuked us to no end (/a/ refugee)
>>584272795there's still a /tv/ thread up, but the /tv/ threads are generally shit compared to others >>>/tv/223710622
>>584272795It's definitely kind of dying now, maybe everyone is just exhausted
>>584274369damn, right as I finally got my folder organized as well
>>584274369>>584275026I don't know, it's strange, yesterday we had one thread after another.
>>584273618>Then you will surely be able to solve the mystery and say what karaoke songs you sing in there!Mid-to-late 2000's butt and emo rock. Also unironically the karaoke songs from Yakuza.
Happy (Canadian) Thanksgiving, hypogigis.>>584272620Oh thank you I just posted the most up-to-date one I had; I guess I didn't have this latest version saved.>>584273618>Sounds like some fascinating lore. Then you will surely be able to solve the mystery and say what karaoke songs you sing in there!... or is it wiser not to ask?We did (and still occasionally do!) Cytube music nights where we just kinda queue up whatever and listen to music and chat, and those were treated as karaoke nights at the Hog's Head... so really a rather wide variety of music? Back when Haitham and I ran quidditch every other week we'd usually have one after the game.I'll probably host another one next week or so if not too busy; it's been a little bit since the last... or if not then at least for Halloween; either way it'll be posted here and announced like a day in advance or so.>>584261036I played a little bit of Quidditch Champions when it was in beta; it wasn't bad but I dunno, it just didn't hold my interest enough to buy it upon release. There were a few things I wasn't satisfied with, and the artstyle didn't appeal to me much either (also not terrible, but just... eh), but I think it's also just that I've never liked any sports games in the first place so somewhat unsurprising.I do remember liking Chaser and Seeker the most, though.>>584244629HL and MA have very different appeals overall I think. I like both but for entirely separate reasons.>>584235908I really like the Slytherin common room in HL; if I ever do another playthrough I will probably make a Slytherin character just to hang out in it.
>>584275118Today is monday is all, obviously there's just more activity over the weekend
>>584275407what are you saying thankies for
>>584274369We've also been thoroughly bullied into stopping to have fun and joy before we could have a place of our own. If we had a place, we could gather, but without a fireplace this the flame easily sizzles out.
>>584272795janny likes to nuke them from time to time>>584273984damn thats a terrible thread
>>584276067eh I don't know, /v/ threads were mostly untouched except when a single tranny janny was online
>>584276067>We've also been thoroughly bullied into stopping to have fun What? The last thread in /v/ reached 600 posts and got archived.
>>584276646doesn't change how many threads got nuked
>>584276742Not nearly as many as the ones that got to bump limit
>>584276646It's an anon being weird and samefagging. Why? Haven't a clue.There's this thread, a /co/ one, a /lit/ one (with really fucking assmad anons and fujos, it's very fun) and one trying to propagate itself in /tv/
>>584276742maybe shitty ones with malfoid in the OP, just make it about Hogwarts Legacy or PS1/PS2 classics thread and they stay up
>>584277083anon those get nuked too lol that's why I've just stopped bothering
>>584277138No they don't
>>584277187oh okay
>>584275407>>584275269I see, thanks for the explaination.Then I suppose the HL2 development team must be notified to straight up and shamelessly add Yakuza songs to the inevitable Hog's Head karaoke minigame, just to keep the setting realistic. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
>>584276646>>584276997It is in the boards I came from. I don't use /v/ and those others either, but good that they're still up somewhere I guess. I was also told they were getting destroyed basically everywhere, but ok then.But what I mean is that there is still seemingly no "proper" place.
>>584275407>Oh thank you I just posted the most up-to-date one I hadEva...That was the first one...
>>584275407>Quidditch ChampionsWell, for the *very* cheap price I paid for it, it was overall worth the money, even considering the online scene is probably dead. Unfortunately the sales are over I think, otherwise I might have convinced some friends to buy it to play toghether, it would work so well.I'm conflicted, because I end up always spend my time playing mostly Batter and Seeker because it would seem I find them fundamentally fun, too bad they tickle my canon autism however.But yeah, I understand your point of view: frankly the day I played the tutorial, I was just unimpressed and closed the game. Not sure why I was drawn to it again and started enjoying it a bit more.
>>584275824For posting the newest version so I can save it.>>584278282No I have 6 versions of it. Well, 7 now. Pic related is the earliest I have.>>584278932Oh unfortunate; I probably would've been willing to give it another try if I'd know there were a really big sale on it and people here were interested in playing.
>>584271726What a harlot!In a shady public place no less!
>>584282409
>>584271726this but mega
>>584282836W-Why are they staring like that?
>>584283435
>>584278083Yeah I know what you mean about a "proper" place. From what I've seen, there's a "proper" place on kiwifarms, the Malfoid thread. Lots of shitposting and theorycrafting and autism, plus the site owner approves of Malfoid
"KYS" more like "Kiss Your Soulmate".
>>584285869yes
Had some butterless beer and now I can't keep my eyes open so gnight pretty people
>>584285869I still need to find her and marry her
>>584283785
home...
>>584286864
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>584271883>>584272620Now that takes me back. Though, I'm not sure why I'm drooling in the newer one. C'est la vie, I suppose.
>>584286864Cute... I'd buy one if it were real and not AI.
>>584295887You're drunk.
>>584295887Drank a bit too much, I suppose. Not quite as sloshed as Cora though at least.Also hello; haven't seen you around for some time but I hope you're well.
>>584272795>>749587042
>>584295887Zach, you son of a bitch. How are you?
The thought of them arguing over which house their kids will be sorted into.
>>584297450first goes to gryffindor
>>584297450
>>584297450every single one goes to slytherin and are all absurdly racist, like beyond even malfoy, they personally cause the total eradication of all muggles
>>584297450Then they'll both agree it's not up to them and it will be ultimately decided by Sorting Hat and the children themselves
Sssssssssssssssssssssslut.
There were 3 highly active /tv/ threads two days ago, now the only one was just nuked by jannies without archiving. Looks like they’re cracking down.
>>584304915The co and lit ones got pruned a little bit ago. They've been getting pruned rather consistently. I'm more impressed by how quickly they spring back up again
>>584285869i love you so much
do other houses have people leaving their clothes around the common room or just gryffindor...
>>584306715Why?
>>584304328monogamously
>>584307036Shhhhh... keep the secret
Goodnight hypogigis
>>584308510goo night goo dreams
Got woke up by thunderstorms and now I can't get comfy...>>584308510gnight qt3.14
>>584308984sounds like you need a thunder buddy
>>584308984Thunderstorms are comfy though...
>>584307356stop asking why just appreciate that i do
sex with 'foid!
my character being the same height as sebastian feels wrong
>>584233086I am secretly a fujoshi even though I know the thread is all straight males but I come here because this place has good discussion about lore that you can’t get in the fujo areas.
>>584317783It’s not just you, there are more girls here than you might expect
So how many Harry Potter themed birthday parties did you go to as a kid? It was two for me>One was my friends and the other was my older sisters >At my older sister’s party my mom dressed up like Umbridge and wore a fat suit to chase us around the yard
SMUG
>>584317783>Good lore discussion Obviously, you have to have both perspectives on this. Each brings something different to the table and sheds things in a certain light.
>>584317783Rout...
Good morning hypogigis
>>584237329Extreme obnoxiousness most likely since it began getting spammed and taking over threads it wasn't even slightly related too. Doesn't help that 90% of it was low effort AI slop all making the same expression.
>>584297450>current kid gets sorted in gryffindor or slytherin>they boastfully tease or protest a little with each other>but even the loser deep down is happy as the child kinda reminds of Harry/Dracy back then>last child is a hufflepuff>no teasing or protesting>just awkwsrd silence
>>584323135>If only you were a squib and saved us all the shame
>>584318443Nice thought, also being anonymous helps with direct honesty.
>>584321986That's just not true. There's been threads made solely for it on relevant boards but they get pruned. This one, bizarrely, for whatever reason does not get pruned. Explain me that
>>584323135>Implying that Malfoid and Harry have the shit genes to produce downie wizard witch babies
>>584324217A bit double edged at times. You do have to puzzle over whether or not you're not talking to a freak, which is fucking annoying. But yeah, the best discussions have been some anon effort posting and then it branches off from there
>>584324502NTAOther boards have low enough engagement to be Reddit moderated by the wokefag jannies, hence the pruning./vg/ is FAR too active with absurdly hyperactive generals(gacha mainly) resulting in there being no high enough manpower to go Reddit on /vg/.Remember these powertripping Redditmod type of jannies are in it for the instant gratification, so something as high effort as putting up with the speed (and sheer amount of highly triggering anime tits posted) of gacha generals is too much for their "mental health".
>>584323135More like: [kid is Hufflepuff] Thank Merlin! He/she will be safe in the chill house. Hey son/daughter, whatever you do, DO NOT associate with them Gryffindors and Slytherins! Only trouble comes from getting caught up in their antics and hate-horny drama!
>>584324502It is true hence why they don’t exist anymore on most boards
>>584317783Shocking reveal: "normal" parts of the internet doesn't have this retarded tribal segregation based on superficial labels and traits. Disappointingly, niche generals on friggin 4chan is among the last "normal" places on the internet thanks to the aggressive invasion and subversion of every platform by people who just want to ruin everything for everyone for a short high in the 2020s.
>>584324089>Harry's blood chills in fear at this uncanny cute and friendly Malfoy
>>584325732Yeh their own threads keep getting pruned, hence this anon's take >>584325491Being pretty explanatory. 4chan has some incredibly cunty mods of a flavour that's distinct from reddit mods
>>584326086There's no brakes on the deredere train.
>>584321986Me when I lie out of my ass.
>>584326320Me when mad
>>584326381me when i get caught gaslighting poorly
>>584326513Me when no arguments
>>584326620me when caught gaslighting poorly lmaoLol even
Regulus is the most underrated male character.
>>584326776Learn what gaslighting means before retardedly using it online
>The dwarf sharing embarrassing Valentine’s poems could have malfoid using it to send one to Harry>The fact that Sirius is canonically Draco’s second uncleThe only thing that frustrates me about the malfoid trend is the amount of movie only fags that are in it because there is a ton of material in the books that would be good for it.
>>584326889You're still gaslighting lmao holy shitTake the L and mince away you little faggot
>>584325727>silence following the reading of the letter>"... you know, there's nothing wrong with Hufflepuff. It's just a susprise, that is.">"Uh? Oh. Of course! It's safe, and serious.>"Yeah, it's safe! Our child is a bit sensitive, so that's good. All good kids too. Remember uh, Ernie? Good ol' Ernie.">"Yeah no I... y-yeah. Oh! I know: remember Cedr- ... oh no.">"Yeah I was avoiding that name on purpose.">"...">"...">"... were we too soft?"
>>584327124>P-Please just leave me alone!!!lol retard, stop being a fucking idiot and replying if you want the big bad posts to go away
Stop being silly you two.
>>584327103>Imagine the back and forth between sirius and harry, where harry is pulling teeth over malfoid and sirius immediately knows whats up and gives him extremely irresponsible advice on the matterTbf, the first couple of books are a complete slog. As the children grow to be teenagers and young adults, they get introduced, narrative-wise, to more and more complex themes. Like maybe PoA would be good for Malfoid and Harry to start being aware of each, peripherally at least, of something other than enemies and shift towards rivals/competitors.Definitely by GoB, GoB would have the seeds of proper romantic interest planted, depending on how it all played out
>>584327263Cry harder lmao
>>584327668You too
>>/v/749587042>jannies tried to auto-sage the /vee/ thread at 400 posts but it ended up going to almost 600 anyways
>second time botching up cross-board linkI'm tired boss>>>/v/749587042
>>584328440Yeh I dunno if the webm is it king...
missing my husband
Oh POTTER... I'm so much hotterSo fine and properDon't be a botherJust be my PotterAnd wear my collarIt'll be your honorSo be my Potter
>>584327501I think OotP is the hardest one to write. You need to achieve a lot and still get it to where it needs to be going into HBP. To be fair Sirius dying and Lucius being involved does do much of the heavy lifting for Harry but not for Malfoid. Something has to happen in the relationship to make her ready to break Harry's nose on the train beyond the stress from the impossible task but still have enough positives for Harry's and her love to grow and survive the OotP fallout.
>>584328984Don't worry, it is. I checked.
Threadly spell
All malfoid content besides this thread seems to be gone now it seems?Is the trend finally strangled to death?
>>584330437Nah, it's just a matter of making a thread, same as yesterday, the moment threads pop up activity picks up.
>>584330437Nah, opposition has reached the mod team and threats and doxxing were probably handed out, as per their usual MO when their feelings get hurt like this. Someone will make another thread.
>>584330692What?Literally every thread we had tonight reached bump limit.
>>584330437too many unacked trannies for it to be over, unfortunately for you
>>584329249Specifically with the nose break, does it actually have to be that? She could still stun him and all that but instead of breaking his nose she'd slap him and apologise for it but also justify it. Show the conflict within herself (with nore nuance). Like further feeding Harry being on the stalker arc but instead of animosity and paranoia, it's fear for her/concern and paranoia. Something along those lines.In terms of the OoTP, you could have the seeds planted in the previous novels further grow, as they both contemplate their place in things and the others motivations or reasons. For example, you could have Malfoid turn a blind eye/less harsh to either minor things involving Harry or Harry witnessing it, leading to Harry questioning his image of her. I also think it'd be good for her to decide this herself, as in she's not doing it for Harry, so much as from the influence of Harry. Like is absolute authority immediately right and just, are you in the right from abusing authority, is that even possible etc etc.I think OoTP would have a lot of potential for internal character growth based of the influence either of the two have on each other but I stress, not because of each other. And also better understand one another too of course, that'd be nice.Pardon me if it's a bit of a slog.
>>584330437Sorry troonoidniggercattle, the ack'ing will continue til moral inproves
>>584329727The way they're looking at one another is very cute. It's one of the nicer pieces of this
>>584329208Yeah, almost worrying how catchy it is. Maybe the author seemingly putting a bit of effort helped.
>>584329694Thanks!
>>584331076I love this. Its the next best thing to rape
>>584327501>Sirius giving extremely irresponsible adviceThis works. It would also further increase Malfoy's frustration and obsession (infatuation), while Harry will take the frustrated behaviour in response at face value, and believe the advice successfully managed in simply putting "malfoy in her place".I still think year 3 is to early to introduce awarenes, if not very peripheral: with the Buckbeak stuff, they should still get on their nerves a lot (especially Malfoy to Harry). Although this is a good chance to start hinting at feelings hidden very discreetely as irritation.Maybe at the end of the book you could have a very ambiguous and unassuming word, phrase or epression of doubt/guilt which still doesn't change things, but lowkey jestifies how Malfoy might have mulled over it for the following summer.Year 4 is definitely the first time to actually plant the seeds of romance in the eyes of the reader and of the couple, since it offer chances.Other then the fan-favourite Yule Ball, even the "normal" teasing before it works as a subtle indicator of awkward teenage sexual/romantic awakening.>the scene of Malfoy boasting the 'Potter stinks" badge>"Do you like it Potter? Wait, let me test a bit...">she suddenly takes a step and leans towards Harry with unexpected security, eyes closed and a mischievious smile on her face, takes a deep breaths with her nose>Harry fucking freezes instead of pushing her away as he normally would, as her hair falls forward showing a bit of her pale neck, silver gently dangling in front of her chest>"... yup, really smells like Potter, eew~">her voice is WAY too delighted for the joke, as everyone laughs>the scene goes on exactly as canon, with Harry snapping back and suddenly feeling the heat on his face
Magical girl Malfoid!
>>584334517This must be my record of typos in one post.Doesn't help that I had to rushedly rewrite it from scratch due to a crash.>>584332089>Specifically with the nose break, does it actually have to be that?I think it does. I'm a fan of the "I can fix her" narrative. I think at the end of book 4 they would have a fall off due to Voldemort's return, and force themselves to be increasingly more hostile again, especially Malfoy (due to family and to hurt pride and jealousy). Breaking his nose would be a chance to prove herself that she totally doesn't care about him.And as you said it reinforces the obsession in Harry's stalking behavior. The nose also gives the plot an excuse for him to assume real hostility, wear it himself as well as a cope, and all it follows (going out with Ginny etc).Both of their masks would then fall at the gutting scene as usual.
>>584335369It really goes from "I can fix her" to "I can save her" to "I have to save her". Best way to pull on the heart strings of the reader.
Alright guys, I'm going to play Hogwarts Legacy for the first time. Am I missing out on anything if I choose Slytherin?
>>584335824The only difference between houses is one quest that leads to the same placeThe exception is Hufflepuff, where you get to go to Azkaban but it's literally a hallway where you can't cast any spells
>>584335697Glad you agree, in a way it works so well that you can feel it even just by discussing it (well at least for me, although I still appreciate that there are several different visions on it, even more lighthearted).
>>584332089>instead of breaking his nose she'd slap him and apologise for it but also justify it.It depends on how you want to play it, is a part of her wanting him to save her or not? It may be a bit too much "chase me, chase me" if it's a slap but if you break Harry's nose the shift in tone from OotP shows from the jump she is definitely not ok. Maybe she breaks his nose then instantly shows regret on her face which Harry sees then she immediately turns and leaves without saying anything. Maybe have her slap Harry at the end of OotP but it's with tears and anger from genuine hurt from Harry and he would then be able to tell the difference from her instant regret in HBP.>it's concern and paranoiaThis I agree with. For her it could be she wants/needs him to stay away, she doesn't want to be shaken by her love for him anymore especially with her parents and her life on the line.I feel like Malfoid should be a bitch to Hermione at some point in OotP thinking she has her sights on Potter after hearing her and Krum are no longer a thing, because of course a mudblood who has had a taste of status would pursue Potter (flawless reasoning). This is the story where her love for Harry and her hatred for those feelings should be in most conflicted and resolved, maybe a revelation of not only that she loves him but she wants him to love her and she can no longer kill the feeling and she was a fool for trying. She could be softer on Harry and letting some things slide, if not movie only she could tease Harry that he's breaking the rules of distance between boys and girls (she is). She would dislike Umbridge for damaging her property (Harry) and may change her mind on authority since she now having to deal with a petty tyrant who is worse than she is and Umbridge doesn't treat Malfoid poorly because of who her father is even though she is gorgeous. 1/2.
made for sex
>>584335697A theme of Malfoid should be that you can't "fix" someone, but you can help them fix themselves.
>>>/v/749611362another thread nuked
>>584337787Delete this.
>>584337904Ehh, it's during this time of the day when they do get nuked.Should be fine in about 3 hours.
I genuinely think Malfoid should be mentally and emotionally broken and irredeemably "evil" at least until Goblet of Fire.
>>584338363Ehh, not sure about mentally broken, but she should definitely be a huge cunt foe the first three books.The mentally broken thing works more for HBP.
>>584337305>Maybe she breaks his nose then instantly shows regret on her faceI think maybe instead switch things around: make her hesitate for a second, and then do it with an almost painfully angry expression.
>>584338530I think that for proper characterization, she at least needs to be mentally unstable. something like: absolute sadism and contempt for everyone else (I'm always right) > beginnings of outright mental instability (Maybe I'm wrong?) > mentally broken (no, no, no, no, I'm not wrong, everyone else is wrong, I'm right!). I mean, there's no way a little girl who grew up in that environment wouldn't develop problems of that kind.
>>584338329It's always the Crucio at the end that gets me.
>>5843373052/2She joins the disciplinary squad because she understands it's better to have the whip hand but her heart is never really in it, Crabbe and Goyle on the other hand love the authority and she stops hanging around them, foreshadowing their embrace of being cunts in TDH (I can't remember if it was just one of them). The other students could point out to Harry that she is softer on him than all of them and he's really the only person she goes after. I think what stops their relationship from progressing any further at this point of the story is her pride and his density. They could fall into a push and pull of flirting, teasing and insulting in a comfortable rhythm maybe have a proper shared heartfelt moment. Harry may even think that even with Voldemort in his head and his feelings of constant anger these small moments with Malfoid aren't so bad. Then the relationship takes a turn, not a nosedive but a turn. Malfoy should be the one to say the wrong thing, I'm not sure what it would be but it should piss Harry off and she should think she said nothing wrong, maybe that DA was a stupid idea or something. Ministry happens, Sirius dies and Lucius is arrested. They speak on the train and Harry's upset and grieving, Malfoid is upset and pissed her fathers in prison. Harry says something, she slaps him and leaves crying and angry. She arrives home having calmed down during the hours of traveling, thinking she will get her head sorted over the break she enters the living room to find Voldemort waiting.
>>584336578Cute Cassandra butt!
>>584321941me on the left
Here's your Harry and Malfoid.
>>584341039Legally distinct Malfoid being about vampires would be kino.
>>584334517Year 4, that'd be definitely when the boulder starts rolling. It's not a linear, one and done thing though, like it's not a smooth progression. They're teenagers, they've bickered like cats and dogs since day dot and now they're dealing with incredibly new emotions that complicate things, on top of a budding new awareness of each other. You'd assume they'd still fight but there'd be the guilt and doubt, "did I go too far? No fuck that prat! Maybe". In terms of showing that awareness and displaying it to the reader, it wouldn't be written as explicitly stated, like the reader wouldn't be told about it. The reader would be shown it in whatever subtle manner (I cannot think of a good example) and draws their own interpretation of it. Just enough detail and the mind fills in the rest>Sharp grey eyes and a smirk tilts forward and a boy's stomach twistsSort of thing. If that makes sense. Or directly use Rowling's "-blah blah-" trick.>>584335369Yeah I love the push/pull, dive headfirst into the abyss just before the dawn, sort of thing.I don't know about the "I can fix her". Malfoid's great as a character, the "I can fix her" thing can easily remove any appeal about her. Like don't get me wrong, something DOES have to give. She's got to be "fixable", "savable", "redeemable", whatever in Harry's eyes meaning the readers eyes.What'd be nice to see as a reader would be what influence these two have on one another, through the trials, highs and lows and how that'll shape them into being the best "them" they can be. Like the best "Harry" and best "Malfoid". Acceptance really but with change.The bathroom scene has to be carried out with like such care and gravity. It has to be so fucking horrifically gut wrenching for the reader, cos it'd be such fucking rough for two teenagers, who like each other, to go through with that. Like that's gotta be the darkest night before the dawn sort of thing. It'll be Harry that has severely wounded Malfoid.
>>584341039god it's so shit
>>584335697You want an "I have to save her" Harry? I gotchu u muh lil niggy boohttps://archiveofourown.org/works/94540766/chapters/252376816It's the bathroom scene, four chapters
i want mega to treat me like malfoid treats harry, good ending only too btw
>>584341504Vampire: The Masquerade -- Bonglines?
Imogen Poots as the Darcy Malfoy
tell me about the new MA season, is it gay
>>584343153Very, very gay.It's about a doomed yaoi relationship.
>>584272620For me it's the posh S&D club drawing
>>584338918Consider what's being shown, we're reading about Harry and Malfoid. We're observing their actions, interpretations and reactions.Like in these two scenarios:>Malfoid breaks Harry's nose by kicking him. She stares at the space where she felt something give with a crack, her lip trembles and she blinks rapidly. She immediately walks stiffly away.Vs>Malfoid pauses, holds still, head tilted. A flush starts at her neck and reaches her face, teeth bared, eyes wet. She kicks out with a grunt and immediately walks stiffly away.Like there's clear differences between the two, what I'm trying to show is what action would be the most Malfoidy per her current trajectory and then what would Harry's reactions be per scenario. Like Harry, the character, would be watching her. How would he react and what would we the reader observe?What course of Malfoid sets the mood for the rest of their interactions etc etc
>>5843304374chan isn't the internet you know
For those that like /ss/, someone on /v/ suggested the idea of a female Sirius who was in love with James and continued to be after after James married Lily and died. Now post Azkaban just like regular Sirius has trouble telling the difference between Harry and James at times due to the waning mental state female Sirius does as well and her feelings carry over.
>>584344371that's gross dude
Club Events in 51 minutes.
>>584344371That's fucking shit and lame bro
>>584341039>>584341504Nigga that's just reverse Twilight.
>>584341893I said "I can fix her" as a shortcut for a scenario in which she still has clear actual issues and toxic behavior, rather than just the cute tsundere solution (which I like, but it's a completely different thing). But I don't mean that she should actually be changed at the core. She should definitely need to be "saved" though at least towards the end. I think this actuall also improves Voldemort as a villain completel indirectl: not saying that he's a bad one, but the fact that he's more or less keeping Malfoy "trapped" would cause a more visceral reaction from the reader, knowing what both she and harry feel.I agree on pretty much all the rest of the post, yes. Make it subtle, but make it work. And in year six, make it hurt.
>>584344371Only female Snape works with James
>>584344371Consider suicide.
>>584344871He never liked f!Snape, or he leaves f!Snape for Lily?Female Snape doesn't even work because why the fuck would James pick Lily over the goth baddie?
>>584345236because snape only grows her tits after james die, they come with grief
>>584345236He leaves FSnape for Lily
>>584345662Smaller and modest breasts are better. Far more aesthetic.
>>584346224James likes redheads more than goths? I dunno, snape was too slow to confess? lots of ways to go about it
>>584346291>James likes redheads more than gothsShit taste
>>584346467I mean lily is at least pretty cute unlike a certain other redhead
>>584344672something's wrong when you regret things that haven't happened yet
>>584346291>James likes redheads more than goths?I'm glad he's dead.
>>584346467>>584346695what the fuck do you want anons??? for james to fuck snape and harry never be born so malfoid ends up with someone else what the hell!?
>>584344743And I still want a vampire girl to playfully nibble my neck just letting the fangs get close to breaking the skin but not quite.
>>584344138Well I know this affects things, that's why I switched the order. Your version is also fine and also makes sense, but I my reasoning is that it might make it too obvious that she can still be brought back. I believe the second hurts more, and shows further (in retrospect) how she wants to suppress her feelings by using the anger for her father's imprisonment, and steel herself to do her mission (since she still has the strenght to do it it at the beginning of the book). Also it instills in the reader (and Harry) the terrifying suspicion and worry that the bond is actually ruined for real (it's actually not, and realizing it at the end of 7 will make the rebound even more sweet).I was proposing to willingly make her hesitate, and ultimately regretfully choose violence, i.e. the behavior that mostl pushes Harry away. He must not be fully convinced to reach for her and save her yet.In short, I was trying to raise the emotional stakes by lowering the hopes of redemption and increasing the whiplash.Anway, that's my opinion.(fixed typos)
I wish you Malfoid fags would just write a story instead of talking about a synopsis for something you'll never flesh out.
>>584347184My fanfics are only for Twitter likes, thank you.
>>584346857No, the story is fine as it is. I'm just saying that liking redheads more than goths means you have shit taste
>>584347346but james is supposed to be based
f!Snape deserves to live and find happiness with someone else.
>>584337305>>584340237>she is definitely not okIt'd have to be something sets Harry off down the concern/paranoia route of HBP. So it'd be something that clearly shows Harry that she is in strife and trying to hold it in/together and it'd fuck him up a bit and make him spin his wheels on it. She's done a very un-Malfoidy thing and she's poorly, to Harry at least, keep the detached Malfoid mask on to cover it.That'll be what sets the overall tone depending on how it plays out.>This is the story where her love for Harry and her hatred for those feelings should be in most conflicted and resolvedI agree, entirely with what you've said and I don't have that much more to add. There's gotta be the push/pull, the slow realisation of the other person, the acceptance of who they BUT internally questioning and challenging their respective values and way up against one another. Like Malfoid and her inherent authority and legitimacy to that authority derived from her Father and her pureblood status. For example, maybe she doesn't toss it away, maybe she starts seeing how authority can be used for abuse and goes that's not what'd a pureblood would do. All depends on who's doing what with what. All done as per the characters would do and then react.>She would dislike Umbridge for damaging her property (Harry)I just found this really fucking funny cos it's true.>They speak on the train and Harry's upset and grieving, Malfoid is upset and pissed her fathers in prison. Harry says something, she slaps him and leaves crying and angry. I'd imagine that'd be the finale to a build up of what's lurking over their respective heads, not enough to break them but shake then a bit, make them go this is real, this is what's going on with the other person. What do I do?Like OoTP should the establishment of their sort of relationship, they like each other, they flirt, they're playful, concerned, bicker, fight.HBP should be THE Malfoid centric story though. Like that'd be her story.
>>584347184... no.
>>584347534>Listen, Harry, your dad's not around so certain things fall to me.>Uncle Sirius, you don't need to give me the ta--->I have to fuck your big titty goth teacher.>Oh... I though you meant like tell me about sex or how to shave or something.>What? No. Now, where is Ms. Snape. She's about to get Black'd.>...>Harry, why are you making that face?>No reason, Uncle.
>>584347184if I were writing a fanfic, I'd write about my cool and charismatic OC falling in love with a witty, ironic witch who listens to indie and romantically sips coffee while sitting on a windowsill
>>584342268?
>>584348368
>>584348327Based taste in witches. Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff?
>>584348526i'm not even sure anymore, brother
>>584346972Ah I getcha. Cheers for explaining that. Yours makes way more sense than mine, in terms of sweet release.The best measure for the emotional stakes would be how Harry reacts to it, the more distraught/concerned he is about the WHY she did that, the more emotionally invested he gets into resolving it, for better or worse, all the while plagued by doubts. He can't outright just ask her, he doesn't trust her and is unsure about her position and where he stands with her. All the while Malfoid is going through a mirrored-ish turmoil, same but different. "Can I save her/can he save me" thing on top of all the rest of it.
>>584298864I love these memes so much
Club Dance starting now.>>584348470As cute as the art is I can't help but wish it was more accurate instead of... "girlified".
>>584344825I completely misunderstood you, cheers for explaining. I agree entirely >And in year six, make it hurtThe angst and yearning, oh my heart
>>584347184Get some mirth, whimsy and yearning into you lmao
>>584348134I love sirius posting>Harry, you must understand. In Azkaban, I wasn't anyones bitch. It's very important you know that.
I'm trying to make a not Malfoid in Legacy but there's nothing close to the hairstyle she has in most art, so it's down to three choices, here's the first one, with the fivehead exposed
>>584350640Pseudo himecut
>>584350640>there's nothing close to the hairstyle she has in most artnot even in mods?
>>584350640Use mods.
>>584350815>>584350880Not even among mods, plus lot of hair mods such, makes her scalp visible like her hair is super thin.Here's the last one
>>584351016*suck
Sick of seeing #malfoid being just Indians who don't even hide the fact. The used to at least hide it now it's just Tanesh posting slop openly as if we're not going be disgusted seeing it or him.
>>584350880>>584350815Okay, I did find one, clips a bit into the back of the hood tho
>>584351457that's why you cycle outfits, looks good though
>>584349382Well, as I said yours also makes sense and works. I'm also not 100% sure that my solution is the best: I admit it's risky because if not done properly it might just make Malfoy too unlikeable to the reader.But yes, Harry's reaction would be the most important thing, with his obsession and coping and so on.
Club Quiz starting now.
>>584321941sexoooooo
>>584321941this but mega
>>584342754>BonglinesI got that gillyweed dawg, whatchu need?
>>584321941>sectumsempra scarsTragic but hot too.
>>584342754>Damn man. Don't be sneaking up on a brother with your crackhead, skin disease, dark wizard looking ass. Damn near shit my pants. Well I don't sell no horcrux so what the hell you want?
>>584355036>>584353971Bong as in "the slang name of Britain".
>>584355657No shit. Let people have fun.
>>584351457Does the game really look this shit?
>>584357876pretty much
>>584357876no, that's just mods + low settings.
>>584357876To be fair its on a Steam Deck, graphics are on minimum
>>584296560I'm as well as I can be. My 96 year old grandmother passed last month and I've just been trying to be there for my mom. Otherwise I'm doing well enough. All the Malfoid (dumb name) content I've been fed on Tiktok brought me back here to check in.>>584297017Hanging in there.
>>584358993please don't go to venice
>>584360483...pardon?
>>584360714you'll die if you go to venice with that hair
>>584361657what are you even on about
>>584341504It'd just be Underworld with Bill Nighy as the not-Voldemort. Though... Thinking about it, not-Harry not wanting to be not-Malfoid's friend could be him being resistant to her glamour...Fuck now I'm thinking about vampire romance. Fuck you Stephanie Meyer you were playing the long game you bitch.
>>584361991nevermind.... it's nothing worth explaining anyways...
>>584358719my condolences
i don't even care anymore
>>584368398yeah you do
>>584368398It's fine, I will care for you!
>>584280926real ones remember the beta test version
I like using diffindo after freezing poachers
>>584346576The thread darling?
Spread your ass cheeks Ava Boyd
https://youtu.be/h48q8tXo8mE?si=QkKANOyjw31YO2m6
>>584374115huh
>>584376059this but mega
:p
>>584377918cute
>>584349512
>"PPPPOOOTTAAAAAH-">Malfoid said calmy, bursting into the Gryffindor common room
>>584381140Kino
>>584381140hey you're not allowed in there...
>>584377918Source?
>>584381849a rare form of OC in these generals
Malfoidbros... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6tAajsc9PY
>>584377918Saved
Malfoid has her own gang, but instead of Crabb and Goyle it's Merula and Cassandra, what happens now?
>>584382824why is malfoid running about with a bunch of children
>>584382824Wouldn't Malfoid's female gang be Daphe and Pansy?
>>584383313Lets imagine they are the same age
>>584383539negative boss, I will not imagine that.
>>584383313Merula is 8 years older than Harry
>>584384048and...?
>>584384048i always forget where mystery fits into the timeline. I just kinda tend to forget about mystery in most respects if i'm being honest.
I'm still playing around with Quidditch Champions.It's kind of funny how Harry talks a bit like an arrogant jock here, or at least that's the tone in my language.I can't decide whether the choice actually makes sense or not.Anyway, they were crazy bringing back the price at 30: don't be ridiculous and lower it, I can't really recommend it at this price. If only it had an actual story mode maybe, but carreer mode is not reall a story by any means.Anyway top difficult is actually challenging for now, I've lost badly ever game except the one against Hufflepuff (saving myself from eternal shame), but it might just be because Cedric did not play violently: very in-character, I wonder whether it was intentional or I was just lucky.Although maybe it's challenging because I'm using stiff mouse controls instead of gamepad and because I didn't yet upgraded my brooms.>>584377918>Malfoy with the shorterst skirt among the threeHer father will hear about this.
>>584384048>>584384192 (me)nvm fuck me I misread that
>>584382824But I did have breakfast this morning.
I think one aspect where a dynamic between Harry and Malfoid would differ to canon is that Harry tends to not take girls very serious.
>>584384319no it was funny
>>584384461that's not very feminist of rowling jowling kowling.
>>584381971I don't believe it but I'll take your word for it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1hvr4oBiTCQMalfoid calling Hermione a mongrel wasn't on my bingo card
>>584385809>Malfoid calling Hermione a mongrelFinally, it's time.
>>584384992It's been going around the other threads since last week
>>584384461Really? I admit, I don't remember this aspect.But it's very realistic for a teenage boy if so.It makes the romance even better then, because she would be the only girl he instinctively treats truly equally.
>>584384461I'd like it to play up his overall trust issues more, especially when she'd try to actually show genuine affection for him.
>>584386116Harry also doesn't really interact with a lot of girls in canon. Even his two love interests.>>584386323That sounds about right. I think one thing he would definitely take issue with are the Potter Stinks badges and the whole 'Weasley is Our King' bit, but that's not just something purely done by Malfoy. The badges especially.
>>584385908>Queen of Heroes Gilly-Sama, I kneel
I’m reading that Korean malfoy fanfic and the genderbend/romance stuff is far from the biggest changes. Major events are shuffled around like Harry is destroying horcruxes in fucking BOOK 3 and some other characters are completely changed. I’ll keep reading but wtf is happening
>>584385809It's so fucking peak wtf
>>584391174could be AI. They tend to have problems with consistency.
>>584391712Isn't that one like 5+ years old?
>>584392347I have no idea?
>>584391174The koreans smoke crack and then write harry potter fan fiction
IM TIRED OF THIS SEASON!!!!! I WANT TO GO TO LONDON WITH EWAN!!!!
>>584394667he filed a restraining order against you, you can't be within 300t of him
>>584395008>300tThat's pretty big.
>>584395008nothing can keep us apart
>>584393558How could such a tragedy happen?
>>584396169
>>584396104problematic age gaps...
>>584394667I'm relatively new to this game, are all seasons this emo?
I look like GACKT...
>>584396743Oops.
>>584397415what in the fuck is going on here
>>584397521The finest American cuisine.
>>584397713she's british??
>>584397802
>>584397415fucking hell, brits cook like this?
>>584397415her arms
>>584398032if you've been to movie night you'd know how the brits cook
>>584398142have I been to movie night?
>>584398142When are you watching Gorgo?
>>584398218I don't know, have you?>>584398260I am not actually in charge of movie selection, even if I should be.
>>584397415Wild, now we can officially state there is ONE thing Ginny definitely has over Malfoy.I really don't believe Draco has ever cooked anything, in any universe, especially since they had a fucking house elf.Luckily for Harry, he also has an elf. Unluckily, Kreacher will croak soon.But at least Harry can cook, thanks to the Dursley.>>584397802She's experimenting with something more sophisticated this time.
>>584398497>I am not actually in charge of movie selection, even if I should be.We need to watch Gorgo.
>>584398032>>584398142Hope you're hungry. Or thristy.
>>584398596page evalyn, she's the CEO of movies>>584398691awful thank you
>>584398871>CEO of movies
>>584398934IN THE NOT-TOO DISTANT FUTURE
>>584396562What's wrong with the guy being older?
>>584399548it's only okay when the woman is older of course
>>584398691please not the beans...
>>584396743What's GACKT?
>>584401069Visual Kei artist.
>>584401069The guy who ruined Final Fantasy 7 even before the remakes.
>>584399851>>584399548That's cringe anons
>>584401676I thought for the longest time Nomura and Gackt were the same person.
>>584398142I went to movie night and it was weird. You people are weird. I'll not do that again
>>584402308Nomura showed up at some event not too long ago and he's finally starting to show his age. He's not dressing like a JRPG character anymore.
>>584402373Be specific!
>>584402504Not really no. I'll be polite and say it diplomatically. I'm clearly a normie, you lot are clearly not
>>584402373Huh. Did you expect us to be unweird?
>>584402373K. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
>>584402643
>>584402643come on it'll be funny
>>584398691fucking disgusting never post something like this again
>>584403503That's thread lore.
>>584403574and not the worst of the food challenges
>>584404313is that REALLY worse than beans in a boot
>>584404313I remember.
>>584404432If you even have to ask that, you're a savage.
>>584404667oh...
NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BEANS
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>>584416398Good night my gigigger
>>584416398goo night goo dreams
