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>>584234653Mayano Top Fuck
Mayano on my dick
Umadol Love
mayano is ugly and annoying
Howdy /uma/ and happy Muv-Luv Monday! We're currently stuck in another longslop episode, so not really much to talk about aside from wishing for this shit to be over. I guess that applies for the entirety of Grand Live though.... If it weren't for auto training I would def have at least taken a break from the game, if not dropped it entirely. Next scenario will be better (surely). Anyway, hope you guys hit a quick and easy retention in class 6. Oh, and good luck looping some sprint parents. Seriously, please make good sprint parents for me to borrow, I need a good 8*+ sprint legacy so I can run fun umas and I have 0 sprint sparks in my entire roster.Tired of slop and ready to experience VNgem? Then look no further than 2003 classic Muv-Luv! It's got everything you need from small girls with cat ears to sexy hags struggling to get a boyfriend. Other stuff too but uh... experience it for yourself to find out?. There's no discount going on right now though and given how frequently those are, even if you were somehow interested thanks to my autistic posting every week I'd just tell you to wait for a sale anyway.
Tachyon LOVE
cat Mayano is PURE AND UTTER SEX AND I AM GOING TO FUCK HER
Finally a real thread
sexo
Taiki 2 when?
>>584234781
It's a new day
>>584234750>>584234770>>584234856UghMayano is a daughter uma
>>584234605Don't say that!
Mayano Top Gun is the worst character ever created
Consider the following:
>>584234653They're calling this one of the greatest threads of all time.
>>584234860Cope, seethe and dilate
They're calling this one of the worst threads of all time.
>>584234605WRONG
>>584234910correct. a daughter you can FUCK
>>584234932Never
>>584234910Fuck your daughter
>>584234915science needs to study how this finemo artist manages to make her so cute
>>584234910And that's what makes her sexy and ready to be bred by me
>>584235080you don't deserve herGIVE HER TO MEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT HER
sky's mood down events make me want to rape herget on the fucking track and train you retard
What do you think about soft, sweaty, out of shape umas?
>>584234887im still satisfied with the original
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>584235275Licking Neicha's thighs
Sekai saikyou wa
>>584234932They call her Palmer because I palm her _______
Umamusume?
>>584235469SOOOO
For me, it's seeing the gloves removed.
>>584235185>omg I just LOOOOOVEEEEEE [uma]>huh? no of course I didn't roll on her, she isn't meta
>>584235370>my trainee showed up with another manboring, overdone >my trainer showed up with another umaless boring, but still overdone>my trainer showed up with another manexciting, thrilling, unseen, boundless potential
>>584235492What's that?
You can only choose 2___ stay on during sex:>gloves>hat>boots
>>584235252I Berno hatred against those Twin B's
https://jiggie.fun/EPEhttps://jiggie.fun/EPEhttps://jiggie.fun/EPE
>wins cm>check front runners>they don't have groundwork and/or tail held highPoor bwos...
>>584235591Many such sad cases around these parts
>>584235594Some sort of food
>>584235591I don't need to have an uma in my account to jerk off to her
>>584235667gloves and hat
>>584235676More like Twin Fs am I right?
>>584235676Rudolf...
>>584235691I thought this was a poll for a moment and almost opened it
>>584235591or maybe i cannot pull her because i'm saving for future cards
>>584235591ill give them the benefit of the doubt and assume theyre waiting on a selector and are saving for cards
>>584235753I was also just thinking of sweep and that is definitely the combo
>>584235516El condor pasaaa!
>>584235860get a job my dude
>>584235591Some umas I didnt realize I really liked until their banners had come and gone....
>>584235860There's no way you can't roll for your oshi solely because of cards
Got an internship with a bloodstock agent. Gonna go learn how to scout good honses.
>55% wr round oneChat am I cooked?
>>584235996This. I'm about to recklessly blow 30k carats on Hokko Tarumae because she's my oshi and know damn well she's not meta.
>>584236043you only need 1 win for b finals!
>>584236043wait for SEA hours bwo don't try reset today
>>584236096Rob...
>>584236023>Gonna go learn how to scout good honses.You have to tap the 10x scout button
the CM in which i settle for B-finals will also be my last.
>>584236043go right at reset and you'll find people trying to sandbag for B finals
>>584235996yes if you waste your carats in reruns and trying to pull some cards and umas that they decide to not come out
>>584236023just walk up to the horse from behind, make a remark about how thick its hindquarters are, forcefully slap it's rump, and proclaim "this is a winner."
Manhattan Cafe victory mayne!
I love not being poor and being able to dick roll to my cock's content
>>584236371this but the ones with ribbons on their tails. they're fashionable
>>584235591I couldn't afford her at the time, I had to dump hundreds of pulls into the Maru/Fine banner and that was that. If I were a paypig I'd selector her, holy damn her OG outfit is hot, but I'm strictly f2p.
>>584236371Can I skip all that and just fuck her on the spot?
Need Nature wife.
>>584236283>and umasThen meta is more important for you making this anon >>584235591 absolutely right
>>584235591I'll just ticket them? They are trophy wives
Hmmm I sure hope I won't 0-5 today>me before going to the 0-5 factory
>>584236209B finals can be skill issue and is not something you "settle for" unless you're one of these weirdos who quit after winning 2 to secure B group.The day I consider switching to open will be the day I consider uninstalling though.
>>584236604Curren wife
if odds, i exercise for the next three hours.if evens, i edge for the next three hours.
>>584236681Soon™
>>584235676
>>584234909a Bright new day
>>584236479>Walk up behind mare and smack her on the rump, start finger fucking her and stroking my cock, mount the mare and take it to pound town with my 5 1/2 inches, blow my load in the horse Yep, this one feels like a good broodmare
I want to throw Mejiro Palmer on the bed and suck on her neck. And I want Dober to watch for reasons.
>>584236209glad I don't have your attitude
If there's one person I want ro kill in Uma it'd be Spe's biological father where tf was he? The fact that blonde mom never mentioned her probably mean that Spemom and Spedad broke up not in a good term or he just ran away. Pregnant Spemom had to hide in a remote place where no other Umas around probably because she got pregnant before marriage and that was shamefuru
>>584236565>Then meta is more important for you making this anonWhere did i say i pulled umas for meta?I understand calling me out for pulling cards for meta, but i never said i pull umas for it.
>>584236794Mcqueen is also watching from her throneShe was just there for some reason, pretend she's not there
>>584236693Get on the treadmill fatass
>>584236878Spe killed him during a full moon.
>>584236630I think about Open sometime because I think it might be fun to minmax an A+ team for once. But it's humiliating and I don't want to lose out on a Plat before the CM even starts so I've never done it
>>584236693get to running!
>>584236896But I didn't invite her... where did she come from? Why is she on a throne? Why is she getting a mood up from this?
>>584236878>spe is le born>spe mom is le dead>spe dad does a stego>has to be raised by her lesbian friend
>>584236965I did it once, it's not that bad. It's a little humiliating watching your perfectly-statted umas curbstomp newfags running 3lb SR cards, but sometimes it's better than Graded League.
>>584235860Just skip cards.
I want to line up every Mejiro and rail them back to back
I don't like where this is heading. She's going to teach bad things to pure Falco.
>>584236969No more questions. Now proceed
>>584237152w-what kind of things?
>>584237152even ry*n?
I still have no plats, that's it, I'm killing myself.
I ate 24 sushi rolls today
>>584237126>line up every Mejiroyeah it feels nice
>>584237152I don't care about these skanks I need to know about Hokko's fan service
>>584237152Maybe Falco is the evil one.
>>584237393nice.
>>584237310Especially Ryan
>>584237390my face is ready, come here
WHO is she talking about...
>>584234172
I dont get it
>>584235591
>>584237643uhmm
>>584237732it's a pager joke apparently
>>584237643Hishiama
Roburoy.... That's not how that prank works....
>>584237732Maru is paging her.
>>584237643We might never know.
>>584237838
>>584237803I was hoping for a 5318008 joke
>>584235591palmer was a completely useless brick when she came out during MANTif you pulled on her banner than i can only assume you are either a whale or mentally retarded
>>584237730
>>584237643Me nigga you can catch this fade too ybo
sex with grown women. and also Ace. he's a man. I'm quite fond of him as well.
>>584237838sauce
>>584237949or maybe paama was their oshia cheeky pity you save for the uma you like even if they are not meta
>>584237730Her one nude hand is very lewd
>>584237949>palmer was a completely useless brick when she came out during MANTwhy? Because she's a Long uma and we'd just had Pisces?
I thought I'd be doomed to group B this CM but I got THE RUN and made an uma that could be a contender for the plat. Can I get a kissu?
>Why didn't you pull a runaway during motherfucking MANT who could've costed you 30kI'm not an oil baron?I'm waiting for the gyaru banner?You're a fag?
>>584237943hehehe naughty boy
>>584237949I got her in a single 10. I rolled for her because I think she's hot and I want to lick her stomach after she wins a race.
>>584238074
>>584235591I sparked Cheer Nature and have not used her once
>>584238006S stands for Silly!
>>584234840S-She doesn't actually know.. right?
>>584238179why did you spark her, then?
>>584238342Laurel as Lilith
there wasn't a single banner worth rolling for during MANTyou had no excuse
>>584238352Of course she doesn't know.
Taishin...
>>584238439is bakushin's headband a limiter like goldship's retard cap
yae
stop making me lust for umas... I'm keeping myself pure for Falko
>>584238452Is that a Dacchis chat leak?
>>584238427falseKitasan was worth rolling on
Bros I need more Dream Glimmers just 7 more where the sigma are they
>>584238395I like her
>>584238512bam
>>584238548It's from Mambo
>>584238527You shouldn't lust for any Uma. They are athletes. They need to be in top physical condition.
>>584238557Only cause she's hot
>>584238557what is realistically stopping me from having sex with kitasan as soon as she agrees to be my trainee
>>584238596mambwo...
I play since Kitasan banner and rolled 18 uma banners. It's very simple, you just skip cards. Getting more umas is just better. You can get some card banner further if you have some spare carats.
>>584238548Yes it's K****
>>584238581clearly, you do not
>>584238427Flower
>>584238452Taishin would be a NEET
Ate a whole pringles can all by myselffinna fuck it nowuma musume: pretty derby
>>584238557I got her with free rolls and so did everyone else, if you spent a single carat on her she scammed you
>>584238671nothing except asking. Kitasan's like a puppy you can have sex with she'll let (You) do anything (You) want because she wants (You) to be happy
Gold City feet in my mouth
Listening to Tamamo talk makes me want to blow my shit smooth off
i’m trying to sit through precure to make my oshi happy but this is just worse sailor moon. The fight scenes are cool and I totally see why kawa likes it so much but man it doesn’t have the sauce of DIC dub sailor moon…
>>584238452>3mambwo...
>>584237216Can I invite Helios as well?
had a beef chili subway today and it was goodumamusume
>>584238452the taishin groomer would have fun with this one
>>584238685not every taishin pfp is k**** gwo...
>>584238851imagine the smell
>>584238893you forgot the fatco image
>>584238770Pringles are so shit now. Taste stale even right out of the can.
>>584237393>no PalmerBASED TRUE MEJIRO ENJOYER
>>584238756the short fuck already needs tickezo and hayahide to make her sure she doesn't starve to death. it's a blessing that she's roommates with super creek or else that fuck would NEVER train.
How are my fellow Feds enjoying their off day today?
>>584238452>tfw no creek roommate
>>584238006raped by sillysex marriage with lunasex acesex marry cb
>>584239010>ruler is just flanderized taishin with tits
>>584238439
>>584238868nandeyanen
rate day 2 of cm20
>>584238557what was cygames thinking when making her this hotmy dick genuinely hurts from coming here too much when there's Kita posting, i need to reel it back
King and her trainer are flirting... again...
>>584239369Accepting imminent B finals as usual
>>584239169the difference is that taishin at least has a reason to be that way (even if it's not exactly a very good one). Rulershit is just a spoiled nepobaby that's only a few years from being an actual womanchild.
>
>>584239069If I had this kind of love when I was growing up I wouldn't be the way that I am right now
>>584239369bit concerned about round 2a bit
>>58423936920/20
>>584239369me and my son smashed it
I said gimme a kissu.
>>584238870Precure seasons are just 24-minute toy commercials. You need to be a lolicon or mentally ill like me to watch one season and come back for more.
I like takiki's shoe trophy compilation because my nose starts twitching at the thought of an Uma's freshly taken off shoes.
>>584239369fine as long as there's no dirty stam debuffers
>>584239540Oh I would go to Sexy Time with Kitasan
>>584239550Please don't post the rest.. my heart can't handle it
>>584239550
event is ending in 5 hoursdid you rike it?
Palmer's equally attractive friend...
>>584239375Even amongst all the umas that are incredibly hot, Kitasan still manages to stand apart
I would rape Kitasan so hard
33919519Nakayama 2500
>>584238527I treasure Rob Roy like my daughter, a 7th grader.
>>584239784I couldn`t open the event page because everytime that succubus would give me a boner and I had to jerk off10/10 event
>>584239746
>>584239784I skipped it like every other event
>>584239862let it go bwo start sprinting
>>584238427??
>>584239369Got into Group A and praying I avoid Group C
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPWmcO4hHdIuma for this feel?
>>584234653Quite possibly the greatest feet ever sniffed.
Tried to mutate a Taishin for CM 21 and was instantly reminded how dreadful is to mutate a F distance uma
>>584239550>>584239746>>584239930Fuck, I don't want to fall for Bakushin...
I don't wanna wait 10 days before I can roll on the Kita banner
>>584239960I thought it was too early for that!!?Fineeee70828263Chukyo 1200
>>584239658are you a bad enough uma shoe lover to take the quiz?https://snep.pw/uma/games/shoematch
>>584240132Why? Is she not cute enough for you? Not hot enough? Not sex enough?
>>584240227BRO, NO REPOSTING?
https://da-w1nn3r.github.io/uma-tt-tracker/team trials tracker, if you're a team trials autist
>>584239784It was gay (good).
>>584240070
>>584240263She is a cute dork while also being hot.
>>584240169it is too early for that bwo im making parents
>>584240095it's just one more inspiration gwo
>>584240320if you are a TT autist you join the TT cheating cord lmao
>>584239657I’m going to be a poser and watch hugtto fight scene compilations instead so don’t tell her…
>>584240367>>584240070
>>584240410it's to keep track of your top and bottom 3 numbnuts
>>584240375Nigger you said start sprinting!!!Surely you have something right????Seems like you're the slowpoke...
Bakushin, Bakushin~
i can't even be bothered to screenshot the statsheets of my umas at the end of the CM day anymore
tosen jordan
>>584239930I lost to propaganda-10 runs
>>584239901she was randoseru only a year ago
what if our resident shitposters were bratty lolis instead
>>584240661that's not—
Niggas will snack on every banner but GOD FORBID you refill your TP for carats
>>584240661huh?
>>584240721I don't want to think about that.
I'm in love with the Hokko
>>584240721ywnbaw fucking tranny stop posting about yourself in third person
>>584240221My nose is pretty good I think.
>>584240508Maybe I do but I've seen what they're capable of already
>>584234673It is but they don't release any 2200m mediums or corner 3 mediums at all for a while because of xog so she has to wait for a year to be better than her og version at anything.
>>584240917hokko on my cocko
>>584240508bratty poster you better beat my TT tier umas or else
Man Air Groove has some fucking good taste. His preludes are amazing. No.8 oh my GOD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkodzAsgo6o
>>584240939the russian data center attack didn't get you?
>>58423936919/20
inari blowjobs
>>584241095this is air groove?
>>584241179yeah
>>584240221Just had to randomly guess by feeling for everyone except Rob Roy.
slop warning
>>584240843they're such good friends that they can even recognise something as specific and personal as that... fuck.... it's so cute......
>>584241174inari one’s iconic SPH gesture…
So did you make it into Group A?
>>584241109It's burgers and seaniggers who cry about trannies though.
>>584241336No.
Hot hour. Do your ace run!
>>584241336No I'm in Uma&Co if that matters
so many front + double debuff lobbies.
>>584241336yuh
>>584241330Korean players must really hate her
>>584240413You only need to watch Go! Princess Precure and internalize its lessons in being strong, kind, and beautiful to guide her as her Prince. She'd cry if she found out you were only pretending to like the things she does. Hugtto also has a male cure (temporary) so it's kinda gay to have most of your knowledge of precure be that season too, even if it's only the fight scenes.
>>584241330retard
>>584241538>dominatorsgood, you can win against those
>>584241336I did, but I shouldn't have.
Dressmaker is fun! Made a golshi costume
TAAIIIISSSHHIIINN PLEASE SAVE ME IN ROUND 2!
Cool, my own uma finally passed 100 grade bonus! Still low number of skills but that's the first benchmark I was aiming for.
>>584240320works ok
>>584241620Fuji hungry
DAITAKU HELIOS DOESN'T WEAR SOCKS
>>584241620>>584241807>shoes insidea burger made this
>>584241730remember to vigorously shake your Taishin before a race for good luck.
>>584241872worse, a burger AI
ready to get my shit pushed in Round 2. I might try to remake Spe because her power is a bit low and she only has one gold recovery and there's so many debuffers out there.
>>584241795What's the difference between the gold stars and the white ones? It says "legacy" so does that mean it's off the parent and rest is from GP?
>>584241865she doesn't wear panties or a bra either
>>584241807>>584241620more
Still goes from like an 8 to a 10 just by taking off the veil.
>>584242038and from a 10 to 11 when the rest of the clothes come off
Why are you lusting after my sleep paralysis demon
>>584242038I'm pretty no matter the occasion
>>584242038
do i unironically have to make a curren sprint GP (i am running flower herself, no mummy creek, no pearl, etc.) or do i just cope with 18 turf sparks
>>584242215how many kids did Maruzensky pop out wtf
>>584242038Still can go from a 1 to a 10 if her agptranny didn't attach itself to her
>>584241795A different site is telling me that this is 148 affinity. Where does that extra 40 come from, assuming the grade bonus is a flat +108?
>>584242250You want distance sparks even on sprint nowadays
>>584242339Her and I have been very busy
>>584242232YWNBSiL
>got warned for >>584231901pastachachos...
>>584242423It was too high quality for this website.
>>584242250every sprint cm we have this discussion and power retards realize only at the last day that turf s is absolutely worthlessunless you're running fatco i guess
Chestnuts are fucking sexy
>>584242339Almost a thousand.
>>584242423you used the n word (n*ge)
>>584242232No, you are not
>>584242423frontchuddy got mad and tattled to the janny
can you guys spoonfeed me the meta for the next CM pretty please?
>>584242757bluddin blossom
>>584242757https://uma.inven.co.kr/dataninfo/guide/?bidx=294970
>>584242232
>>584242757No problem
>>584240221the ones i didnt know I just put the first uma on the list to skip
>>584242868what the fuck
uh oh melty
>>584242232Your bones that were dig up by the unfortunate archaeologist will be classified as male
>>584243067Thats not how skeletons work
>>584242757big stat number = goodlow stat number = bad
>>584243067>ESLV...
>>584242868This is really well made
>>584242868Who the fuck keeps making these lmaoKeep doing it
reminder THEY will be allowed to shit up threads so that HE gets a list of chuddies to ban
>>584243143what if the penis fossilizes?
>>584242232Why is everyone so mean to the still poster I haven't seen them be annoying yet, they are just a bit mentally ill but that tracks
oh so when I post laurel you guys will give me real advice huh, i see how it is
>>584242423/uma/ is dead
>>584240221wow, I dont know what to say.
>>584242868Sovlfvl.
Fatass
>>584243143That is how skeletons work???
>>584243143Dumb troon
>>584242757only when you give me the sex you owe me.
>>584243261It’s about timing
>>584242868NSM works?
>>584243427NSM always works.
nonnies~
>>584243427It does when it procs
>>584243248seething incels
>>584242936>>584243201>>584243204>>584243281Surprise, you're all /reddit/ now!https://www.reddit.com/r/UmamusumeGame/comments/1wyufr5/cm21_guide_made_in_paint/
Have you ever interacted with somebody from here outside of here/your club/your club discord?
>>584243427It always can proc, but it's a lot worse during final straight accel zones because the umas will have slread out more
stop being mean
>>584243248You know why
>>584239530she looks like she kisses good
>>584242868I don't like cheer halo on lates, I feel like you are going to fail the condition by moving up too early
>>584243529Every other night
this could be us.but you PLAYIN
>>584243067archeologists rarely find full skeletons he will be classified as a horse years before the classification gets changed to human
>>584243521>le 4chan vs reddit rivalryit's not 2012 anymore pops
>>584243248ProgrammingPeople who're weak to shaming think this works on non-normalfags
>>584243529Yes, d*scord
>>584243521
>>5842434687 and daiwa gets raped in front of daiwafag4, and she has steamy, hot, lovey dovey clingy sex eith diafag, right in of me while I'm tied to a chair and locked with a chastity belt
sigh, no Kita. Just because Brusquement is of a different skin colour doesn't mean you should call her 'that'.
>>584243529Uma no, xivg yes
>>584243521Oh well. Thanks for the reddit guide, kind stranger!
>this uma makes chuds seethe
>>584243568I've been saying this for months
>sovlfvl teiobwo post get deleted>nonnies updooting literal reddit infographics>/uma/ can't even make gaslight infographics/uma/ has fallen...
>>584243529Does spamming emotes at each other in mahjong count
out of borrow againstill no better ace again
>>584243691ahhhhh I am going insane
>sprint cup is already herei want out of this loop
>>584243743me on the left
>>584243701I will never stop being mean to you
>>584243608Sometimes you willBut you dont have to take only once acceleration skill
>>584243521sovl is sovl
im already stuck on the first shoeswho the fuh is ts?
>>584243863>blue and whiteit's ayabe, retard
>>584243863Yeppers?
>>584243814You should be nicer to me.
>>584243863yukino bjiin
>Number one nonnie fucker
Good afternoon
>>584243884lickable tummykissable tummywifeable tummy
>>584243529I've met with an anon from here irl though I don't think he browses this thread let alone post here anymore (he does)
>>584243957Give me one (uno) good reason to be nice to you
be mean to everyonedeath to america
I fucking hate all of you
I don't understand anything that's going on. I missed the last episode of the telenovela.
I fucking love all of you
>>584244068https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROk8ScUCdok
>>584243910no>>584243950>>584243962ok makes sense but nopethis game fucking sucks if it includes non global umas >:c
Stop pushing feet propaganda.
>>584243067is this what my mom meant when she said i'm just big boned??
>>584244115>rushed>spot struggle>failed wit check
>>584243647True
>>584243743Because shiraoki isn't real
odds and all unironic faggots explodeevens and all unironic faggots get run over by a train0 and all unironic faggots are banned forever
>>584244093I say both of these things on a regular basis.
>>584244287>>584244163I will RAPE Laurel and Laurelposters
>>584244132proof?
>>584244287mambwos...
When will the Finemoposter accept my feelings?
>>584244287Would Laurel say this?
>>584242868so what you're saying is that all the accel golds are mega gambling... what if....
>>584244287Ironic coming from herNow go lust for Brian
>>584244287Laurel would say this
>>584244176Hishi Miracle is a global uma
>>584244435the girl she's chasing after doesn't give a single shit about her so yeah, I'd imagine being very homophobic would be up her alley.
>>584242423Why are frontchuds so fragile?
>>584244395Accep thisHYAAAAAAAAH
I want to have lovey dovey sex with Belno Light so fucking bad bros
>>584244602Get back to work, Kitahara
I mean.......
>>584244537
>>584244697s-shiraoki-sama?!??!!
>>584244395when you have more plats then memaybe in 2-3 CMs based on my current performance
>>584244697well?
>>584244718this is good wdym
>>584244697HUH?
>>584244395hey
Explain to me the appeal of Fine Motion
>>584234653i did 100+ runs trying to get a leap forward grandparent maybe I should just do paceslop again for the sprint CM
>>584244753You know I have won the last 5 cms in a row so your chances aren't great.
>>584244697Mine is too small so I refuse to post it.
>>584244772i think he's stressing out ocer it being wit instead of stam, since you won't be clicking power or stam at all when training for sprints
>>584244830This is my case
>>584244697I'm starting to think Shiraoki is a bit of a fag.
>>584244770I'd usually follow through with stupid gambles but I don't want a 3 day during CM week
>>584244697I will post it sometime this week
>>584244697im too shy sorry
>>584244876you do get free clicks here and there, and you only need one or two to be fully good on power or stam during summer for instance
>>584244697sorry best i can do is a 5 incher
>>584244830same desu
>>584244697
I wish I had a Creek wife.
>>584244934Wife Groove!
>>584244489nyoalso this games sucksat least i got the fuku right thats all that matters
>>584244948catbox link it and pretend it's a picture of your cm ace
>>584244948just post it on catbox
>>584245073sugoi dekai ka....
>>584244795Very prettyVery cuteVery wife
don't do it
>>584245267Yeah no shit.
>>5842452677 and daiwa pumps out a glass of milk for every anon /here/
>>584245267Giving Daiwa Scarlet a white christmas!
so what did we learn?
>>584243529A girl recently invited me to play Deadlock just as I was preparing to go to bed. Hope she did not take it bad because we are honestly just occasional internet game buddies. Uma and musume.
>>584245267>>584244697
I hired a tiktok witch to curse my finals enemies
>>584245392We learned there's a lot of dicklets and cowards ITT
Do you want to see something sad and shameful at the same time? Seriously, I should give up at this point.
>>584245185>>5842451827 and I'll do it on finals dayAny other number and the Teioposters reputation doesn't sink any lower for now
tiredmiss him
>>584245537I'm right here, baby.
>>584245525open leagueGOD???
>>584245525Wonder Acute won his first JpnI by 6, and his last one by 9, don't sweat it
>>584245501post your schmeat then if you arent one of 'em
>>584245525Don't be sad, at least you are a dedicated Nice Nature cosplayer.
glue wifelife good
>>584245525You're in more kind company in the better general. This one is for shitposting and flexing.
>>584245537hey
>>584245749I'm not the one who was blessed by Shiraoki-sama AM I
>>584245823put on a shirt already ffs
How do I unlock the Tamamo Cross nudes scenes?
>>584245915she has no titties to hide anyway
7 and I post cock
Round 2 soon
>>584245823dont care, whip it out.
>my oshi is VodkaSaid nobody ever
I like groping umas
>>584246014Give it up.
I hurt myself todayTo see if I still feelI focus on the painThe only thing that’s realThe needle tears a holeThe old familiar stingTry to kill it all awayBut I remember everythingWhat have I becomeMy sweetest friend?Everyone I knowGoes away in the endAnd you could have it allMy empire of dirtI will let you downI will make you hurt
>>584246012what the hell is wrong with >her soles
>>584246131I licked it too much
>>584246136PREVIOUSLY, FATHER AND SON CURRENTLY, MY ONAHOLES
>>584246092I like to see the movement of flesh.The rippling of muscle across bone.The squish of lipids under skin.The stretch of dermis layer beneath dermis layer.Umas are great.
>>584246014"soon" is a relative word, half of this thread won't even queue on reset for round 2
>>584246131cosplay whores purposely put makeup on their soles to make them look redder aka more childlikeso yeah they don't look like that naturally
>>584246012oguri doesn't look like that
>>584246131they slather oil or whatever to appeal to foot fetishists
so no one is posting shaft? what am i supposed to masturbate to?
>>584245525Don't give up broOne day you will get the Plat.
>>584245525Obviously you're not raping your trainees hard enough
>>584246585>fetishistsThat's how you know there whores are behind the curve
>>584246368Thank you, Falcoposter
Need calloused OL feet in my mouth
>>584246762your own? if you can't get hard looking at your own cock you're ngmi
>>584243529How would I knowI'm never mentioning this place to anyone IRL
Helped a mega casul friend pick skills for his CM ace. And now he's ecstatic for getting 4 wins for the first time ever in round 1, despite playing since day 1
>3 hours left for EventCan I still use my Coins on the wheel after it ends or do I HAVE to use them up right now?
>>584246856np i eat pizza now
>>584247151use them now, they get converted to moneys afterwards
>>584243529Yeah during local races
>>584243529yea i now consider all my fat friends teiobros
>>584243529sweepydev tracked me down on discord back when he was around
>>584240554Bakushin makes me melt
>>584247151there's like a 3 day collection period
pssst.. wanna jong?
Anyone wanna test a CM22 room?
how much stamina do I need for a dirter TT uma?
>>584247191>forced to tap screen while walking my dogs Great people are gonna think I'm playing Pokemon go and stealing their territory and beat me up
>>5842393696/10Felt confident until I dropped from 15/20 to 12/20. Day 1, 4 of those were legit losses to better umas with a bullshit loss with my Palma runaway losing to a Suzie and another Palma runaway, both of whom had less stamina than me but whatever. But day 2, I saw even with a strong lead, a strong supreme racist Chud and a Cafe were able to pass me by final corner.Thought I could get a >70% winrate for this CM but it was quickly dashed, so I just hope for a lucky ticket in the next two days.
>>584247412as much as mile race
>>584247412its mile distance so like 500 if no recoveries
>>584247410Is it okay if I bring 1 ace & two debuffers?
>>584247432you don't need to bwo... there's a collection period after the event ends, trust me...
>>584247180Verxina would really do everything for her trainer, huh.....
>>584247487>>584247524dang I might not get enough by the end of the run
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/v4wAKi>https://jiggie.fun/v4wAKihttps://jiggie.fun/v4wAKi>https://jiggie.fun/v4wAKihttps://jiggie.fun/v4wAKi
>>584247412600+1 gold if made in GL600 if made in unity
Is next scenario better for getting some extra skills? I still want to win plat using only welfares.
jiggie deez nutz
>>584247625Urara also has Mile B by default so the run was rigged from the start
>>584247382i will rape rulership instead
>>584247382Make a room and maybe I'll feel like joining
>>584247767I got her up to mile A but thats about as good as I can do I thinkWish I had better dirters. I only own Pasa so I have to aptitude boost Urara and Maruzensky to even be able to compete
>>584239369My 2 fronts gets all the win. I don't know what to do with the 3rd ace Taishin not winning shit because she just can't catch up. I might change her to Gold Ship for the good ol times sake and see if her ult + Daring Strike could do something different
>>584247527Yeah, I want to stresstest my stamina so thats fine Heres room code16662965
I don’t like mahjong
I want to rape a dotoposter
>>584247865you didn't use 3* ticket on oguri / taiki?
>>584247382idk, you wanna..?
I don’t like mahjong because I don't know how to play it and I feel inferior to those who do
>>584247625you have enough guts to make up for it
>>584248006it's like poker you actually have an edge if you dont know how to play
>>584248006I don’t like mahjong because I don’t want to learn how to play it and hearing the explanation killed my motivation to learn
>>584247989I used it on Oguri when I started but like 1 week in I was told to reroll for the SMaru banner and I ended up picking Suzuka since I wanted to try another trainee. I dont regret it because Suzu cute but I am also handicapped because of it
>>584248006you're not missing outt. played it for over a decade
Every person I know who plays mahjong wastes hundreds of hours on it.Uma is already enough of a timesink, idk how can you play both.
Mile Championship Nanbu Hai winner was Meisho Hashiro! full result>Meisho Hashiro>Strength>Wilson Tesoro>Kitanoz Edge>Perriere >Luxor Cafe>Sakura Top Kid>Lebensstil >Battle Barbirey>Little Something>Hiroshi KunThis is his first graded victory and first G1/JpnI win for his trainer Yuichi Fukunaga (former jockey of Contrail, King Halo and more)Fukunaga also achieved the G2 Swan Stakes with Diamond Knot and the October Stakes with Ask Sexy More
>>584248297Yeah, I would rather spend time having sex
>>584248297You don't, all the hours I used on jong were moved to uma.
>>584248297Why do you think the mahjong club is also the botter club
>>584248385I think you'd be able to find the 2 minutes required for that bro.
Please joinDirt mile cm room166629651666296516662965
>>584248329>Lebensstilwhat is bro doing here?????
>>584248329Pedigreeand link if you desire to watch the race https://x.com/nar_keiba/status/2109578930613317950
Are (You) participating in the Great Uma Detox next week?
>>584248535nyo I want Palma pieces
>>584248459I can barely last half that…
>>584248535mambwo nyo....
>>584248535I'm in /***/ ****I'm not allowed to do that
>>584248535noppers, I need a copy of this card to unbrick myself
>>584248535I need that Dia alt, so yes.
>>584248535but i was told the fuku banner was the last time they ever did this?????????????
>>584248535nyoppers
>>584248535No, but I hope many other clubs do
>>584248535did anyone do this last time pulls were split and it work
this is my best manual GL run in a while. I wanted to make a replacement to my clanker urara because she is my consistent lowest earner in TT but I honestly think my clanker is better in every way for making TT pointsDYI cant start soon enough
>>584247762It's all tied to the Goddesses. Chocolate goddess will give you Blessing/Wisdom of the Sun which is a midrace speed skill which requires being blocked by the side, mediocre. Blue goddess has Blessing/Wisdom of the Ocean, opening leg accel which does have a "firsthalf_random" condition, but it's a good hit if it hits for your frontrunners. Yellow goddess has Blessing/Wisdom of the Land, second half of the race speed skill, so not bad in any section as long as it isn't the accel zone.
>>584248535Yeah I don´t need SR cards let alone those SSRs>>584248797https://umapyoi.net/news/1124?lang=jp>>584248940allegedly but it was fucking fuku
>>584248535>detox>not being able to see my wife for 5 days?????????This sounds more like torture
>>584248535my club won't survive this event
>>584248757>enslaved to the quota to miss out on $100 worth of pulls to earn $5 extra with S rank
>>584248006chinese games rot the soul, stay away from the jongers
>>584248535i dyont care about any of these umas or cards
>>584248940Yeah it did, I needed SRs
Thanks for joining, seems like 500~ stam with 2 whites is enough for cm22 Granny is a nice uma!
>>584249048That's why umama quit /Uma/Club this month so he can flatline for carats
>>584249060they play nip jong not chink jong I believe
>>584248509I am pretty sure that after Osaka Hai and Yasuda Kinen they wanted to check if he was able to be more consistent on dirt (another reason might be because he shares the same sire with Yanko)
>>58424904850 rolls are enoughI believe in my luck stat
>>584249175thanks for the room, I don't have anything super specific for mile but at least this gives me a good idea for the stam requirements (until people start running 2 stam debuffers)
>>584249048you dont lose any pulls thoughbeit the total is still 100. unless you already planned to roll on the kitasan banner
>>584248757I need the source.
>>584249183the first smart decision xe's ever made
>>584249310How can a chiyofaggot not have the sourcehttps://www.iwara.tv/video/sqEOa3rMW0fPep/umamusume-taiki-shuttle-sex
>>584248535I'm still not sure if it really is carat efficient to do this or not
>>58424930750 of your pulls are being pissed away in a useless banner so you essentially are losing the pulls
>>584249175Thanks for hostingDefinitely going to be a fun CM
just a reminder that nobody likes Ramonu because she's a fucking bitch
Whoever could pull me out of Zenno Rob Roy will be crowned King of Scotland
Are you guys running ruby for dirt mile or just go white + sweepy wit
>>584249185that is correct
>>584249603And yet everyone wants to sleep with her
>>584249436>375 carats missed>2.5 pulls>compared to 50unless you have a daily carat pack, you aren't losing out on much
>>584239530 she looks like my type
M*mb*cch* is an open league shitter
>>584249774daily carat pack carats wont be missed either, they get mailed to you at the end of the month if you didnt log in for some days
>>584249603THIS
>>584249502if you're not planning on rolling the uma banner either it's equally as useless
>>584249945You can leave the Mambo but the Mambo won't leave you...
>>584249945Can't play and bot at the same time
>>584249992No means no.
I just realized I haven't had had the daily carat pack running for god knows how long. I don't even remember getting the reup message
>>584250007having a higher chance of getting a meta uma for free is not something I'd call useless
>>584249945Too much botting made him forget how to play the game
>>584249304All 3 of my umas survived and there were 2 keen eye+full pace debuffer umas, so I think stam requirements shouldnt be too high for this one, 500+1 gold seems enough
Mambros...
>>584249919what kind of type, anon?
>>584249436it is, ill be flat lining
>>584249603i want to be the turf so Ramonu will step on me
>>584249945wasn't he kicked from Mambo for failing plat inspection day?
>>584250178the log...istic type
>>584249603
>>584250252
>>584249945eww
>>584250290thats her costume?
>>584250231Keb deemed him unworthy of the Mambo name and banished him to be a slave in the Allen Mine for eternity, though he still bears the namesake of Keb's legacy to this day
>>584248535How many of our A+ clubs will drop because of this?
>>584249763>>584250202>>584250261retards
Have you heard about the Tracen 7 case?
>>584249945dont cm shame him bro
>>584248535I was going to, but there's a legend race, and I can't miss out on any rainbow shards or I won't have 4 by the time Wit Bourbon releases, meaning I can't guarantee mlb in 200 pulls So I will not be flatlining. Sadly.
>>584250290HOLY SHIT, THAT IS JUST MY TYPE!>>>/a/291483987
They should give mob umas prettier clothesMob umas also deserve love
>>584250408Mambwos are dead
>>584250473unfortunately, ayatsuji is just too utterly mogged by morishima
>>584250416>NOOOOOOOO YOU CANNOT LOVE SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T LOVE YOU BACKjealous woman
last time this happened you made a huge fuss about it too only to chicken out and literally NOBODY skippedbitch made pussy ass niggas
>>584249945You got me bwo, I joined open 1 (one) time cause I couldn't be bothered to make aces for this one, I'm not really ashamed of it>>584250231hey, I have 7 plats, it's not the best but it's more than what a lot of people have
>>584250773true, but doto wouldn't be this rude
mwah mwah mwah
>>584248535Nah, I want cards after I spent 80 tickets and 18k carats for wit Groove. In that whole session, I got two (2) SSRs before pity>guts Bamboo Memory>wit Nakadashi FestaEven my Kitasan rerun luck wasn't that bad. I can't say luck will come later and the free pulls will make up for it by giving me some good spooks, but I'm going to cope by imagining it until we get to that week.
>>584250646Agree to disagree.
>>584250416literally all he needed to say was yes
>>584250889why are you so horny today
>>584250416they fucked
I have something to confess. I've changed my alarm sound from a shitty generic alarm buzz to Taiki Shuttle saying "TORENA-SAN HOWDY :D" and I love it...
>>584251035This has to be the only vn I think all the girls are great
>>584250889*smooch*
>>584251145based
>>584251145taiki has an actual alarm you know
I will simply get kitasan and dia in 50 pulls
Wooooh 2M points
>>584251212I really did not like the childhood friend and the twintails chick
>>584251107I haven't been posting much here lately so I felt lonely and didn't want you guys to forget me
>>584250839Unrelated but I sent the former Mambwo your msg. He said hi and that you were one of the few guys that would join his rooms
>>584251373I genuinely did forget about you
>>584251212>all the girls are great>>>/a/291556981Lol. Lmao. Rofl.>>584251342Twintails I get, fatty is cute tho.
>>584251373Nah, you weren’t forgotten
>>584251145
>>584251508>slop circles
>>584251476thank you! Glad he still remembers, fun times
odds take a nap untl cm hoursevens cook something to eat0 and the next poster dies
>>584251508this was Still before Still even existed. and a much better one at that
gomen Mambocchi I was jusy playing around with the open league stuff I actually get you this CM sucks
>>584252076me on the left
>>5842520767 and it's my turn to abuse sweepy's juvenile fillymanko
>>584252076YOU CAN’T POST THAT!!!!
>>584252076You can post that
>>584251992What can ya do?
>>584252076
>>584251992all good bwo, you don't need to apologize>>584252076you can't post that...
>>584251604slop got the circles from actual art, such as this one. not everything is slop, gambler.>>584251890Both are garbage
>>584248535we'll see just who is a seanig and who isn't
>>584252076This is nice but how do I join my club's opt in server
>>584248535Flatlining
>>584252076me on the right
>>584252076That penis? Mine
>>584252076completely flat chest so it should be fine but I dont know about it showing my COCK inside her UMANKO that may be unsafe
>>584252473ask in club chat
>>584252076that's like twice as thick as mine...
>>584252076That semen? me
>fired fast learner event too earlyfuck it
>>584252572love this artist in generalbut the random woman gimmick is hilarious as well
>>584252076Sweepy should struggle and scream a bit more
Yae
my pace creek hasn't won a single matchI'd post a creek cryer if I had one
>>584253041pace is coalslop this cm anon...take your history spechud and make her end... end is epicgem...
>>584249550
It's all sex you fucking retardsSpeed training? A quicky behind the standsStamina training? Long and passionate sex until the morning hoursPower training? A real sweaty powerfuckGuts training? ... Do I really need to explain? It's anal, yesWit training? Sex again but new positions
>>584253159>a different euro nonnyposter>AND drawfag
2:30hrs
>>584253128nyo...I wanna run my 1988 arima kinen aces...
>>584253223Tachyon and I just have sex outside of trainingIt’s easy and better with a schedule
>>584253223>failures are unsuccesful sex>if they hurt during they lose stats>if they were really horny they lose moodIT ALL MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
>>584253159got me scared I lost 2 months in my sleep gwocho
>>584253159Cute fangSexy tits
why are euro posters so gay and schizophrenic?
>>584253159bigger
>>584253223Why do all my supports stack on guts...?
>>584253341Then you better pray
>>584253223I can´t explain but I can say this is a malaysian coded post
>>584253487Because I am the only straight and sane one.
>post an uma with big tits>that's gay and schizoProjecting Patrick...
>>584252572Rando lady looks like Kanako becomes an Assassin
>>584253159Nice drawing bwo
>>584253637Only ERPers say nonnies, nonny
>>584253539Malaysian nonny...
>>584253487Land of high culture.
>>584253223
>>584252748There is close to a 100% chance this event will show up just before you hit 400 wit.
>>584253159>>584253739I have great respect to the hi nonnies poster because he is the only one to post cock on /uma/ ever since I posted mine
>>584253995>he is the only one to post cock on /uma/ ever since I posted mineNot true.
mgu mgu
>>5842539957 and Fuku gets everyone banned4 and everyone dies(Fuku too)
>>584253159I like her expression and her huge badonkers
>>584253995The first "Hi nonnies!" poster was umama
>>584253159Looks like a tranny draw better next time
7 and I fuck all nonnies
They're drinking juice.
Slow hours when CM shitposting is on cooldown huh
noni
glass of juice please
>>584253487you say that but we have the gayest hours when they go to sleep
>>584254275>umama posted his cock
7 and no more nonnies because ***** is mine to use
>>584254693who could this 5 letter username be...
>>584254693mambo???
>>584254760Allen...
it's time
>>584254910ehhhh, someone wanna trade?
>>584254910Howdy
>>584254910what am I in for?
>>584254910Too skinny
>>584254910
>>584254910I'll take it
>>584254910I won
>>584254910yay
>>584254910AAAAAIEEEEEEEE
>>584255078eep for now
>>584254910mambwos...
>>584252748>no long S eithershame
>>584255330Why does she need a bed that big
>>584255627goddamn, d*ck?
>>584250773Should I pull for Mein Kraft? She is cute but I hate pacers
>got a cope Sprint Parent>ran out of borrows so can't try an Ace runnyo........
>>584255796NoI love Marvey and Durandal but hate lates and ends so I'll have to pass on training them
>>584255465Sexshin Fuck
>>584255764nothing too crazy
good morning bwos (10pm) have a bwead>>584255842>>584255842>>584255842
>can't cap speed on a 20% growth uma with 3 speed cards>Maru/Maya/Tachyfuck you all and fuck this game >1450 speed with KitaI'VE SEEN FAGGOTS CAP SPEED WITH YOU ON 2 GODDAMN SPEED CARDSI'm going to do a run where I only click speed and rest after maxing friendship training, will see if I can cap speed then. Fuck you, Kitasan. Fuck. You
>>584255758big bed for a big uma
>>584254910ugh, hishiamaredid it just to see and got the roundest of all umasI'm cursed
