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Tachyon LOVE
Hello
wahey
>>584255981Machicute
Vodka, I'm a Teiobwo, this is a bad idea...
first for fencekicker
-AHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE MEN AND THEIR DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS
>>584256204No!
>>584256227Men's large throbbing veiny cocks
>Training failure in low percentage training>Practice Poor>Heal Practice Poor>Instant Mood Down event right after it>Next turn>Mood down plus Migraine>EVERYTHING IN 4 TURNSHoly shit
>>584256109wahers
>>584256362>>584256204why and since when is flashu a fence kicker like gimlet?
...So God forbid I'm seen just as an average h̶u̶m̶a̶n̶ uma being,I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene,I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy,Don't come at me,I'm the main character and you have to like ME!
Are you ready for round 2?
>>584256527TikTok was a mistake
>>584256204Did anyone SEE Flash kick the fence or is it like vid related where it was clearly him but no one saw them do it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeeUzUwKy2w
>Get Sprint S>Power is trashDamn this was going well.I need to get better a legacy for her.
>>5842564294 days ago
>>584255842DIA SEXO
My opinion has arrived
>>584255879A shame about the no long S, but I've never come close to luckshitting stats like that. I'm lucky to reach 1450 speed on 2 spd and that's on 20% growth umasno idea how anons are doing that
>>584256648>>584256624>My cute proper german wife became a fence destroyernyoooo...
>>584256624>>584256648Obviously that fence was made my joos
>>584256672Beautiful curve
>>584256425waherers
>>584256615do I get a cookie for not finding the song through tiktok?
>>584256624>>584256648Can't wait for the inevitable reference in umamusume in 9 years
>>584256672FIRST RATE
>>584256624no video, same happened with transcend
AHEMTO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
>>584256672>stam deboofs in sprint
>>584256624>as soon as he starts getting accusatory the donkey nuzzles him and puts down his ear to look sheepishCan umas learn this power?
>>584256624>>584256648he looks so smug about it
>>584256803>>584256425
>>584256905The guys putting debuffer nature on this track aren't very smart
>>584256536are you?
>>584257023Glad I'm not the only one that that went through my head.
>>584256672my main oshi style? pacer chasers of course
>>584256882UmaDash is supposed to be dramaless
>>584256882Funny how horse is banned but rape isn't.
>>584256279I uh, well, I guess we didn't fill the shoe request in instantly this morning..
>>584256882context?
>>584256942>>584256823>>584256742>>584256729>>584256429:3
should i run seiun SR for second wind or bourbon for concentration on my cm21 machan?
>>584256919Donkeys are way smarter than horses so they know how to emotionally manipulate us in ways horses can't.
>>584257143Rape is an integeral part of Uma society
>>584257145Yes? Why didn't you? Because you hate danchou? Because he groomed you? He's fucking one of your clubmates? He vandalized the previous thread and gaslit everyone to try to sabotage and kill a club? ANSWER ME
>>584257223that FUCKER is so happy with his destructionLOOK AT HIM!
Woo net positive carats. Did I need to keep track of how many I get per day? Or I guess stop when I get 2 runs in a row with no carats?
TAMASEXOOOO
at first, the umacalculator said my Narita Brian had enough stam for CMbut then I made her learn two more cheap skills (like Lone Wolf and Tail Held High)and now it says her median stam is -12why
>>584256672I grow more sad I never pulled Wedding Mayano nor have I been spooked by her. I will fix this with Meowno
>>584257375Maxxes out at 100200 if there's a 2x reward bonus
>>584256672>End Wedding Gun???
>>584257409Is my small dick perfect for her tiny umanko?
>>584256759this breaks my heartwe must make trainers leaving their trainees illegal
>>584257420>even in cutie form Dia is a slut
>>584257304I would ensure getting Concentration. Late Start = loss in sprints, having Concentration gives you a 92%+ chance of not seeing it
>>584257312This is why the donkeys in uma are evil. notable examples include ayabbers and rice shower.
>>584257420LEWD
>>584257493built in spurt, easy fast learner grind, seems to have decent odds of hitting unique at a decent time for accel, I see the vision
>>584257326I am not in the inner circle of the club so I wouldn't know the tea
>>584257326this is how i unironically see club hoppers
>>584257565alright, guess i'll try to get second wind from lessons or something. seiun wit is so much better stat wise tho...
>>584257648But donkeys are also really affectionate, loving and loyal in ways horses aren't so that doesn't make sense.
derb
I finished farming my Cheer Halo parents with spurt, racing spirit stam, Ignited Power, Pearl's unique... all the good stuff weeks ago.Just to realize now that Halo starts with End D.I'm going to fucking blow my head off.
>>584255842I want...no...I NEED to tittyfuck this horse
>>584258031YES!
>>584256362>I did a terrible thingI need that anime girl sign modded to Flash via umagrok, will work on that and then post when done
kitasan ruined my streak
why is she giving me this look?
>>584258225Dick too small
>>584257949it's the best SR wit card in the game, and it's not particularly close.
>>584257949 (me)the idea came to me of running seiun wit over my own mlb finemo but my wit stat would go to shit with just an SR and a welfare card so nvm
hey
>>584258086Gwo...
>>584258225>Trainer why did you put me in this cow bikini? Do you really think this will give me more exposure?
>>584258327hey
>>584258031If you just ignore all of that then it makes perfect sense. It's that easy.>>584258132But Amiya is a rabbit...
>>584257493dont her unique becomes an accel if played as backliner?
was ready to induce myself into a depression episode but almost forgot it was cm day now I have to motivate myself again
>>584258327
THe sloptuber poster is from UmaDash
I want to fuck TM Opera O before marriage.
>>584258469don't be depressed wth
I really like Hokko Tarumae's big tits
>>584258513which sloptoober gwocho
>>584258523Lewd.The Overlewd.She would cave
i wish i was cute
>>584258464cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute>>584258469cuuuuuuuuuuute
I regret not rerolling for Machan instead of trying to MLB fine motion and Maruzensky. Either that or I could've started earlier....
You got any bananas?
>>584256672Does it run its own simulations? My team is in the data but I don't recall running 21,000 races
>>584258758don't we all.
>>584258884hmmmmm
I wish I had a girlfriend who looked and acted like Still In Love
>>584258884No, you're gonna get horse diabetes if we keep giving you bananas
>>584258889See https://hakuraku.moe/notes/new-age-umamusume-data, they seem to have created a simulator with bit accurate race outputs so they just collect teams now and sim them against each other
>>584258884Good for the brain!
>>584259012my dickup her pussyfrom the front so I can see her cute face and hair while fuckingand so I can kiss her cute face
>>584259012Shakute has a big ass here
Good night friends!!
>>584259301Good night
>>584259301good night!
>>584259196she's got H85 hips, she's ALWAYS got a fat ass.>>584259124MANY say this.>>584259301gn weirdo
>>584259301gn gwo
Would you let Neicha kiss you?
>>584258884I can give my huge erect banana if you know what I mean
>amazing skill inspirations and hints>chain events finished>Long S Turf S>...>every turn during 2nd summer camp and post camp looked like thisThis game keeps finding ways to twist that rusty jagged knife.
>>584259301good night
>>584259491I'm not a raging homosexual and I have a natural, functional penis. Of course
>>584259505When it gets bitten off don't start crying
which uma best suits a cow bikini?
Is Andarion here
>>584259047Oh that's cool. Found my team in the CM19 data
>>584259814yeah whats up
>Mine CM plat Mile winner fastlearner mile S Taiki shuttle 6th placehow it's possible
...
>>584259786Doto
>>584259301
>>584258523https://files.catbox.moe/cbecmb.mp4
>>584259786I mean Hokko looks pretty good in it but probably Doto wears it the best.
>>584259301>>584259956sexy sexy little babies
>>584255842Cutest horse
This picture makes me laugh
I want to be breastfed by Satono Diamond
>>584260075mr wife
>>584260107i dont get it
Who's the cutest rapist?
>>584260209Don't we all
>>584260271
>>584259927Most slapable tiddies
How the hell do I make sprint parentsNone of my usual loopa umas have any sprint aptitudes
>>584259841hey
>>584260347ulala would never... right?
>>584260236Pre signed marriage certificate
>>584260448you cope with turf and borrow someone's 7*+ sprint parent
>>584260512but he gave her horseshoes?
>>584257420kek
>>584256672>summer Taiki is goodLMAOOOOOO i once again gonna be alright
Would you really throw a fit about being forced to marry Satono Diamond? Do you really think you'll do better?
>>584260639> Do you really think you'll do better?Yeah, for example not marrying anyone.
>>584260639Mejiro
>>584260515La regina del latte materno
>>584260639when I said I like dfc I meant delicious flat chests not disgusting fat chests
>>584256672did they really need to make 3 of the roles different shades of the same color?
>>584256672This will be the THIRD FUCKING TIME i convert Kingu to End Closer for a CMun fucking believable
>>584260639I'm spoken for
>>584257420more speed needs more stamina
>>584260696Weirdo>>584260725Which Mejiro? This is important >>584260841Literally homosexual
Teio
>>584260917You're excused Rice bro
>>584260938hit the treadmill bwo
>>584260925I thought more TRACK DISTANCE needed more stam wtf
>>584260938will be mine in 146 days!
>>584260927did you just call me a faggot? do you even know how often I masturbate to FEMALES and download porn of FEMALES?
>>584261103It's both!
>>584260912Blame cygames, you can freely customize the style colors on the site though but I don't have trouble reading them personally
>>584261163If they have a chest smaller than 80cm then I have bad news, those ain't females
i can recognize every schizo in the thread now
>>584261245they're perfect females!
>>584261309who am I
I dont know why I bother looking up stuff on hakuraku when I just run umas I like anyway regardless of meta
>>584261309Which schizo am I?
>>584261309Point them out for me please
>>584261103It's both. I'm not sure the speed requirements for each distance have been updated for the new max speed either. From what I know they used to be with 1.2k max speed in mind.
Anyone got a recommendation for a new bookshelf?One day I'll win a CM with King.
>>584261309Who could I be?
>>584261397Reminder that japs rioted to turn GL into a hell scenario, we could have had a comfier time if 1600 speed wasn't a big difference to 1200 like it originally was supposed to be.
orenji
>>584261440what, you think you're too good for whatever's cheapest at ikea?
>>584261351it's useful to check whether you need to improve one of your aces and is simpler than running 20 test rooms and choosing based on vibes
>>584261309
Curren has the smallest bust that a true female should have
>>584261309riddle me this
>>584261309You can't recognize me
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/v4wAKi>https://jiggie.fun/v4wAKihttps://jiggie.fun/v4wAKi>https://jiggie.fun/v4wAKihttps://jiggie.fun/v4wAKi
i can recognize every mambro in the thread now
>>584261440IKEA has cheap stuff that’s quick and easy to set upModular stuff tends to be a bit pricey if you’re splurging
if your uma is flatter than ulala she cannot be considered a woman i'm sorry imagine being less fertile than the resident retarded 9 year old
Why did V reply to my post 7 times
>>584261309remember, pointing out idiosyncracies is how they caught the unibomber. claude could probably vibecode a bot that detects a genuine post from a skinwalker.
>>584258086>he didn't grind for end sparks for his hog
>>584261497Yeah because running mant for 4 more months would have been so much better. They should have just reduced the speed cap after adjusting the value of stats to like 1500
dudes loves talking about the big name trainees as if they wouldn't be stuck with Mob Uma N°369259 who wins 2 or 3 G3s and at MAX a G2 before retiring. and that's if you could actually handle training an uma.
>>584257498it's probably too big for her desu
>>584261706I would train and then marry one of the many cute mob umas
the mob umas are cute too so...
>>584261706Wife
Oh no, Curren's about to teach naughty things to Maya.
>>584261671V is not here he works night shift at the AmPm
>>584261501Your fortune and flavor are rising, torena.
>>584261706i would accept my cute mob wife and would be incredibly proud of her racing career we built together
I wish my mom was like super creek
>>584261817Maya is probably sluttier than Curren despite being more virginal than Curren.
>>584258327wei
I don't care about the meta I just want to run cute wholesome girls and have fun with them. Give me the Neicha, Belno, and Dantsu types all day long.
>>584261706I would train Confusion to be a triple crown champ though
>>584261168>>584261397son of a BITCHdoes IgniStam have a better effect if my other two racers have high stam too? Or is 1.5% the highest it can get
>>584258086I didn't give a fuck and just ran her as late surger. She still hits her accelerations most of the time because of the sheer number of pace chasers.
thinking
me le penor is of veri le petit
>>584261706
>>584262075Whose hand is that
How do I convert these into carats
>there is a limit on how much bond you can have reservedheeh
I don't wanna wait another hour
>>584262127mine
I would scout mob uma #2674 willingly, and train her, and love her and do our best, and have many children when she retires in an oustanding career with 0 wins because all umas are precious
5 and Doto fucking die
>>584259786there are many cows in this game
Haru Urara is so bright, I'm tearing up...
>>584261872Char…
>>584261706>Mob Uma N°369259 who wins 2 or 3 G3s and at MAX a G2 before retiringthanks for the confirmation
if you think about it, light hello is one of those mob umas too
7 and Nice Nature becomes real and marries me
>>584262393
>>584262124I'm sorry but I REFUSE to believe that anyone ITT could handle training for a professional athlete, much less a TEENAGER one at that. Even the mob uma hypothesis might be a bit too generous.
>>584262310That does sound like fun
>>584262445I'm already a teacherI bet I could sub for gym class if necessary
shit whites award
>>584262445you should believe in your umadacchis
>>584262445I have experience both in teaching and consulting
>>584262163>buy excess stars from the daily shop>convert those into clovers>buy your support/trainee tickets at the start of the month>technically be converting those into carats by saving yourself 150 carats per ticket or whatever you'd need to hit pityAbout as close as you can get.
>>584262445if rubycuck trainer can land ruby i'm pretty sure i can manage a canopus uma or some low energy single G1 fraud
>>584256672AIEEEEE WHY DIDN'T I ROLL FOR CAMPING TAIKI
>>584260481All umas are rapists. Some hide it very well and some are late bloomers but it all ends up in rape
>>584261959I got no clue my man
>>584262823
>>584260912>same colorcolorblind bwo...
>>584262445If you can't tard wrangle umama you can't handle tard wrangling a teenage girl
>>584255962
>>584256672Paama...
>>584262445
>>584262897I pressed the button, what now
>>584262786its my fault, i should have done what the daiwa guy was doing and went on campaign getting people to dickpull
>>584262876I thought the carrot was period blood from the thumbnail...
Just ran into a 1k Guts Spe. Why would someone do that? Is the guy planning on fucking her in the ass or something?
Do I want Leap Forward on my pacers?
>>584262994now she ded
Why aren’t you guys posting about the game?
>>584263198no lol
spes
>>584263198no
>>584262786it's ok there's the milkers banner rerun next year
>>584263198on front heavy lobbies but it's a sprint
This was surely scripted right, I get Urara not being a long runner, but her stats mogged everyone else, I refuse to believe she would be the very last one and by a lot
>>584263198You need to be 5th for it to activate. If your pace chaser is 5th late race then she isnt winning.
>>584263235procrastinating my exercise today
>>584262826I love you
>>584262697I don't want to imagine the torment that one would suffer were they to become a trainee to anyone here.>>584262979I HATE you.
>>584263235Because I like the characters and setting, but I don't like the actual gameplay.
>>584263367I already went for a run personally
>>584263335bwo you're Long G your Speed has a 90% debuff or something
>>584263245She fucks brown aliens
>>584263335aptitudes make it a handicap of 90% in both speed and power
>>584262823My BA wife
>>584263335skill issueif you can't win arima with urara you aren't fit to be a torena
Waaah waaah wahhh
>>584263335turf g long g is -90% power and speed
>>584263335Yes it's supposed to be a shame ritual. If you do win that, you get a special title.
>>584263335It's a Long + Turf race. Check Urara's aptitudes on those and you'll see
>>584263235Talking about it has me antsy until I qualify for group A finals. Maybe I shouldn't be that worried with 27/40, but I already saw faults with my powerlet fronts not building as good a lead as I hoped yesterday. But if today goes well, I'll get back to lewdposting sooner.
I've unlocked Rudolf today
>>584263335Her turf aptitude is dogshit out of the box.Her long aptitude is dogshit out of the box.You basically only have 10% of your stats when doing this race unless you specifically have parents to increase your ability to run Arima. Irl it's like an all-star event with fans voting on the most popular horses of the year to compete in the race, which is why occasionally umas who have no business competing in a long race have an Arima Kinen race in their career. It's a mandatory humiliation ritual for Vodka and Dobner too, for example.
>>584263445>>584263464...what, where do such specific stat come from>>584263517I started last week....
>>584263393
Prepare for her banner
Is it wrong to flirt with other umas in front of your trainee?
>>584256672my shitty unity team has like 30% win rate
>>584263461That's a weird way to refer to Kris S.
>>584263575cutie
>>584263732A few hardcore analysts dig up the numbers that the game doesn't give you and publish them and then a lot of people share them online. It's that kind of a game
>>584263732>I started last week....tell it to Urara whose dreams you just dashed, not me
>start doing teio legend races>this account starts following me
does anyone know if the recovery effect from Ignited Spirit Stam is capped at 1.5%, or does it get higher than that of your other two umas in the team have high stam too?
>>584263656>mandatory humiliation ritualsouka... why is there no popularity based sprint race...
Why are Fuji's tits so small? She definitely has huge tit energy. Glad most artists buff her up
>>584263732You see them here before a career
>>584263871
>>584263950marked
>>584258464Such a fat butt...
>>584263541DON'T FUCKING BULLY HER!!!
>>584263930Nothing destroys Urara's dreams. She is invincible as a dreamer. That is her whole deal
>>584264040have you ever heard the phrase "putting up a front"
>>584263235
>>584263930kibishii desu
>>584263950You won
>>584263980because sprint races are a meme that no one cares about
>>584263732From external sites made by people who got pissed off about the game's non-stop vagueposting
>>584264094Urara will never give up.
I think Fine Motion would be a horrible wife
>>584264031fat ass flash...
>>584264267Last login: 253 days ago
>>584264035I'M FUCKING WAILING AND CRYING HERE
>>584263954Gametora has the cool new tables for scaling skills
After 43 days of playing I've finally done it. Would've done it sooner if I didn't blow pulls because I was being cocky about not needing 200 spark (I did in fact need it)
>>584264232
>>584264232sad bakushin noises
>>584264031
>>584264437based newcutie, ramonu soon
>>584264516wife wife wife wife wife
>>584264251I see. ....might I check them out. No. I should first complete a career run with all five starting umas first.
>>584264290Why?
>>584264290And I think that you're fucking stupid!
fat fuck fucking
>>584264548But I wanted to get Satono and Helios.......
>>584264650
>>584264416so I need my team to have more than 2600 total stam, to get a recovery higher than 1.5%thank you anon
Fuck, it's raining. Umas run under rain as well?
finemoan should moan
wet umas
>>584264789If you go for the 900 stam for the speed boost on all three, then that gets you there
>>584264627>the bodyguard shit>the pouting until she gets her way (standard women behavior but considering it's an event in her career it's probably way worse for her)>more money than common sense>Irish
>>584264674need mirako to make the "m"
Is 901 + gold recovery + 1 white enough to survive?
we're queueing on resetright?
>>584264416it has been there for a long time. it's just that some of them are incomplete before
>>584265001against 1 murmur sure, not 2
>>584264812yeah bro it's just water nothing changes trust me
>>584265076My best bet is that and ignited spirit stam... Is that enough to swap a speed skill for in order to survive?Or should I get the speed and trust in the integrity of my opponents
>>584265016nyes
>>584265016I am
>>584265016I always do now
>>584265214licky-chan...
>>584265214AAAAAAA I WANT SS SO BAD
Ebayan joins Team Spica / Sirius. How broken the team becomes?
>>584221016imagine being this schizo
>>584265121...my newfag senses are tinglings
>>584265541The * schizo was ***** all along...
>>584262445I do train with a personal trainer. Can't be too hard to apply the same methods and teachings to an uma.
>>584265541Hi Vnice telling your janny friend to warn my post too
>>584262445I swim 3-4 times a week
what can i do to convince my clubmates to do their runs
>>584265905Tell them not to do their runsThey'll do the opposite because they're stupid
>>584265905a sloppy toppy
Which uma is a commie?
>>584265848bathing isn't swimming bwo
how the fuck are people getting 1000 wit with only one wit cardi can't even reliably reach that with two cards
>>584265905Promise dick pics
>>584265905mambwo...
>>584265905kick the lowest earner each day until morale improves
>>584266046wit growth and highrolling
>>584266037I MEAN ACTUAL SWIMMING
>>584261706>>584262445You know... someone can study stuff and be good at it if there are reasons.And for Umamusume i see often very big reasons to do it.Also i worked out for years and i'm pretty experienced in this stuff.
Newcutie here. If you do your fan runs and help us get to A rank I will....Okay I don't know what I'll do but we can figure it out when we get there
UmaRPG but your trainee catches you fucking another trainer
>>5842660463 speed cards = significantly more speed double rainbows = can click wit single rainbows more
>>584266290Uma fangame but- *C&D and lawsuit and yakuza visit* Errr nothing where can I seel my kindneys
>>584266328WIT can't be finemo though lmao
>>584266057god bless this artist.
>>584256635>Nearly perfect stats>Nearly all perfect skills>Sprint BDamnit that really sucks. Should have glued her after the second inspire but felt like continueing.I guess I really will need to train a better legacy to get her sprint to A at the start.I really hate parent training though.. fug.Is there an easy way to do it via independent training?
25 minutes until the ral CM starts status?
>>584266290>not killing umas and the uma queenShit taste
>>584266412skill issue
>endcloser narita taishin is one of the best umas for long>endcloser narita taishin is one of the best umas for sprint>endcloser narita taishin is one of the best umas for mediumBITCH WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, YOU WON 1(ONE) G1, YOU DONT DESERVE BEING THIS FUCKING BUSTED
My 3rd daughter. I feel so happy, filled, at peace. Now only Vodka and Gold Ship remain....after Bakushin and Urara, I feel weird.
>>584266653Yes but think of how much potential she had
>>584266328This. Wit explodes late career from the FB bonus, end of game stat buys, while your speed gains become harder. Also having wit sparks & growth helps
>>584265381I want to kiss someone too...
>>584266653
>>584266653>for mediumI believe you meant mile.
>>584266469wow nice stats, deck?
>>584266034https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxcAXamuyR4bakushin o
>>584266653she's cute and deserves to win. let her have it.
Always do your dailies
>>584266773
wow anon, very impressive win-rate. such strong aces. they must have required a lot of time and effort and a high-IQ. surely that means you'll be queueing immediately at reset for round-2, right?right?
should i queue right away when round 2 starts?
>>584267026I have not opened the game in 36 hours.I need to do my borrows.
>>584267026For the second time, I'm not queing at reset. I'm a pacekek waiting for the BEAST, gonna wait so my pace xog can get 3 wins.
>>584267026i will do what i always do, instaqueue and if i get creamed, wait for jobber hours.
>>584267051I willIf I get literally 0 wins I'll just end it all and wait for subhuman times
before round 2 begins it's time to post something cute
>>584267231
>>584267190>>584267195these two have yet to realize that they are the subhuman jobbers
narita topless
>>584266798Mating press
>>584266678>fatco>running lmao
>>584267347Don't do that...
>>584267310>Narita Toppu RessuOh so that's what NTR means
>2nd UF1 dirt A mile A Nishino todayJohn Umamusume doesnt want me to unleash the dirty loli, the mile s still evades me
fucking cancer strats
>>584267306i know what i am, i only got A this time by getting 3 consecutive autotrainer lobbies
>>584267347
>>584267758Tacuteyon
>>584266798Full nelson
>>584267627sez the triple front runner
>>584267627destroyed by honest pacekino
>>584267690i love this ogurin
I don't want my win rate to plummet...
>>584267690personally, i prefer the "just woke up" version.
>>584267627i'm sure you've been running your oshi kitasan in all CMs up until nowand you will continue to run your oshi valentine bourbon after her card comes out?
>>584267870Triple front is actually weaker than double + debuffer what you talking about
>>584265905tell them that they'll suffer from cardiovascular diseases if they'll won't run and instead continue their sedentary lifestyle
Neicha, assume the position
>>584267231you better start surveyposting or we will run out of images
Clubs are guilds or similar right, anything from here?
>>584268008I haven’t saved anything of both Tachy and Cafe in a while it seemsCutefe though
>>584268074DANCHOUI WANT THE NEWCUTIE INKICK ANYONE EVEN ME
>>584268074extremelly important source of carats. You'll better find club ASAP.
>>584268074Yeah, you should join one within the next 3 days so you get free carats at the end of the month.
>>584268046
>>584268074make sure you join one in the next 3 days or no rewards for the month
>>584268074yes, clubs are this game's guild/clan/thing. there aren't a lot of things to actually do with your club but it's important, especially as a newcutie, to join one and start accruing the club-exclusive currency AND the monthly carats. /uma/ has a list of clubs that you could apply to (in the OP) if you want to join your fellow anons.
>>584268074There's a lot in the OP https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistI'd recommend joining an A or B+ clubJoin fast to get gibs. Cutoff is 2 weeks before end of month
>>584268225
sexo with clankers
>>584268074welcome to mambo
>>584268074we have open slots please join
I forget: do I take Dodging Danger without PP/Ignited wit for this CM, or neither?
>>584268483pp/igniteddon't take dd
>>584268483Pp/Igwit, is a can take, but neither
>>584268415I am saying this
>>584268483all 3 + leaders pride to always win
>>584268535>>584268540thank
ONE (1) minute until you lose to a chocolate bourbon.
>>584268074dont join mambo
>>584268415you can't say this if you've ever had a negative thought about bourbon this cm
>>584268056my wife on the left
>>584268674my dick constantly loses to Bourbon already
>>584268483CM20? Dodging Danger is extreme gamble and likely fuck you over because you can swing wide during the early corner, which is very early on this track, which will lose you lengths. Thus, it's not really recommended, but it can rarely benefit you.You can take PP/Ignited, but it's meh, only works if you get the outermost gate. Your SP are better spend elsewhere, IMO, unless you've got Fast Learner and shitton of hints and SP/have nothing better to buy.
haha guys I have to return some videotapes, I'll queue once I come back haha
You might not believe this but Bourbon isn't actually a robot. She's not even autistic. She just likes to fuck with people.
GO GO GOim gonna get raped
Do I use my 3 SR Crystals on the SPD pasa card so my fan runs actually maybe give me a better parent? (it will be lb3
>>584268771thank you for detailed explanation
Shichi feet on my mouthShichi boobs on my penisShichi lips on my nipples
CHECK PRESENTS
whatever I'm fine with B finals this time I hate longs on GL
>>584268881
>>584268828my first match and its a podiumwell at least that means b finals is safe and secure
>>584268771>Thus, it's not really recommended, but it can rarely benefit you.I meant full DD PP/IgWit combo btw. DD by itself wouldn't work.
Wait so is camping Taiki a good inherit for the sprint cm?
>>584269057I don't know
inb4 I get raped by this vbobo
it's still all shitters wtf
>>584269000I understand furries now
>>584269057ehhhhmummy creek and budding is better
>>584269057No, low number value on the inherited version
See you fucks later I'm going to get a drink to celebrate
lol what
>>584269000bro so handsome wtf
what is this clown shit
>Insta queue>Obliteratedkek at least my ghost will do some raping>>584268013>I have three oshis according to this retardDo you even know what oshi means, you inbred toad?
rare fuku spotted
>>584269475clearly you don't
>>584269475>at least my ghost will do some raping>0-5what did he mean
ready to be raped in 2 days
I love Rice
bros i am FUCKEDlook who im up against
>>584269492built in innate experience for spechud activation + claw forward compatible
>>584267006nyo...
BLAZE waiting room
>all recoveries failed to proc on all my acesGetting cheated in real time
running into a lot more ends today
>>584269778Who asked V
bailed out again, thanks ogucap
>>584269718nevermind, shaka won
>>584268318Thanks, but what are the requirement? As a newbie, will I fall short on something? What are those rank about even
>>584269849They've been reeeeeal silent this whole time while complaining on fronts winning yet beating fronts everytime
Game is bad
i just hate nigessimple as
bwos.....this wasnt supposed to happen.....
ogurin
I got raped
Round 2 is a lot harder then round 1 this time
>>584269932It's just how many fans you earn.Doing a career everyday is enough for a B+ club, maybe even enough for an A club.Being new or not having good umas doesn't matter
>>584269849I had a 6 end 3 late lobby in my first ticket.....>>584269932the only requirement is doing runs and earning fans. The ranks are determined by how many fans the club get in a month and dictate how many carats a club will get at the end of the month. Just apply to a B or B+ club and you should be fine.
>>584270113round 2 is always harder than round 1 gwo
3-5, 1-5 (????), 5-5, 5-5Could be worse. I regret buying gold Firm Resolve for Daiwa shit just never procs.
I should not have insta que.
>>584270128And when everyone's a backliner...nobody is.
>you can't win with paces if there are 4+ front-ACK!!ez pz
don't open
>>584270173Was saying gold firm resolve is bait. 300 skill points for something that procs when you're close to closing
>>584270128>debuffer becomes promoted latelol
admire pepega
She does it again
>>584270184My Dia got cucked out of all of her accels and even her unique by being late promoted man
What in the name of Lesbian Manga Bullshit is this
>>584270179And yeah the Curren's Oshi killed everyone in the room
>2-3>2-3>2-3>1-4
>>584270158Not by this much, and my win rate went up slightly in round 2 last CM
>>584270402BASED
>>584270402holy based
>>584270113longs were always like this
>constantly running into double debuff teams
>>584270113because all the people you beat in round1 arent here lol
>>584270496congrats you found an anomaly last cm
Cygames please give me an A finals this is just trolling
19/20 in open. You know, 5/5 giving 100 carats on turn 2 isn't bad at all considering how easy it is compared to getting 5/5 in graded turn 2...I lost to a 500 wit VBobo also, funny stuff
>>584270402I can feel the world filling up with cuteness
>>584263578 (me)>0/5 first ticketuh oh>3/5 next ticketphew, thank you best Mejiro, I will enjoy your lewds until I get time to post them later.
>>584270740>open actually gives you more carats overallgwos...
>>584270113Long filter out shitters, hard. Only few lucky shit managed to get into round 2
SATONO DIAMONDOOOOOThey're calling it the most ethical A final qualification of all time. Those two losses were bs half length 2nd places due to mood diff and late surger promotion
>>584270874>They're calling it the most ethical A final qualification of all time.>double debuff
>1-4>3-2>3-2>1-4
I am never building 3 umas. I will go 1 ace and 2 debuffer that I already made. I hate this shit
>>584270924Congrats, you understood the joke.
>>584270019giving tachy another White Monster (my cock)
the only jordan player in global (based) (he lost)
>it's all End Closers and Fronts now
I just got 123'd by an /uma/>2-3>0-5>1-4>3-2I had 70% wr after round 1 was done and now I barely scraped A finals on my last ticket. Grim. My worst cm performance so far
FUCK OFF BOURBON NIGGERS KILL YOURSELF.
>>584270924what did you expect from Satono Blood Diamond
>>584270874>double debuffers can only get 3/5kinda grimI wonder how these 98% WR xogs are doing
>>584271006I would do that if front isn't so strong in this one.
>>584271026hey I run Jordan too
>>584271031o-oh that's me...
>>584271061Like I said, the two losses were mostly randomness. That being said my Dia isnt great and if I dont stam out my opponents then I'm not winning.
kitasan is in every single team but it's always bobo winning lmao jobber ass uma
>>584271061They're running bourbon, kitasan, and a debuffer runaway suzuka, duh
>>584270740hmm... maybe I should go on vacation at some point too...
>2-2-2-4 Not even close babyyyyyyI didnt go worse than 2nd in any race so if this means Im guaranteed at least 2nd place in finals then Im all for it
IT'S FUCKING OVER I CAN'T GET 3 WINS
taishin testo beat a STUPID FUCKING DUMB BURBIN who is UNFAIR and GAY by a nose to get A finals we are back
>2 runaways kekalso, got matched with someone from Fingerdark
IT'S HIM
nobody cares about your open league posting. you are pathetic stop posting
>>584271101Someone from here lost to my Suzuka a few days ago so cosmic karma gave paid me back for it
>>584271024The emotional damage suffered by my queue today outweighs any that you can inflict with your baitDo you want to play some Mahjong or something
Not looking good
didnt qualify for A, gonna go jack off to Teio and hope i get luckier tickets tomorrow
>>584271190There's always tomorrow bro....
>lost to a character named mejiro bright going faster than an spechud firing all her late skillswho the FUCK are you
>>584271190you only need 1 mambwo...
>>584270294I hate it when that happens
mission accomplished!
>1,000 stamina, a gold recovery, greens>still got fucking gassedwhat the fuck was that bullshitgod damn this is a fucking clown showthis is the worst CM we've ever had and its not even close
>>584271254cm hadn't even started a few days ago bwo
>>584271172no, I mean the ones running that same comp in CM20
>>584271254I didn't bother checking much cause I didn't think I'd meet anyone from here, good catch though, what's the rest of the team?
>>584271427we are on the 3rd day of cm it is already a few days ago retard
>>584271426It’s only bad because of the scenarioArima itself is a pretty chill track
>>584271303
>>584271272already jigging, sorry. (I don't know how to play jong and I'd feel bad taking the place of someone who knows and wants to)
That's my FUARKING Commander!
yup. that's a skip.
Total Frontie Death
Get raped by VBourbon humiliation ritual game
>>584271527no it's also bad because of niggers running cancer because niggers have no soul.
I lost 14 races in a rownone of my horsies are at max speed
>>584271595Can you share yours
>Falco is already thinking about Ms Victoriacute
>>5842715132.1 - 3 < 0
>Wonder how my clanker beat better horses>Watch race>Double procs Professor and kita+gay seiun, opponent's bourbon whiffs all inherit accelskek
I think my Grass just killed Sky's unique at the exact moment it was supposed to fire?
#rare podium order
I'm ready to be raped by random UF umas in B finals.
ok fine i won't queue at fucking reset fuck off. 8/20
Would you date your trainee... or would you date Light Hello?
>>584271848Based podium order
>>584271848Cool comp
>>584271848nice one bwo
IT'S BOWLING TIME
I think this is my first match with a Runaway. I hope this isn't an autolose.
>>584271504Late Spechud, Front OG McQueen and normal Front SuzukaAll of these were whatever I got first try so Im surprised I had 70% wr in round 1. Having shit cards makes for a really poor experience building for longs
>>584271848you are based
ate the whole tub of ice cream again award
>>584272019BROCKED
Second ticket, that's better. That first ticket (1 - 4) scared me
of course I match with someone from /Uma/ Club, go choke on a schlongus
>>584272019
Alright so I got to A finals on the last race of my third ticket, but what the fuck was this?
wew another onenice 1600 speed long S chocobo and xog would be a shame if I just accidentally the whole race
>>584272019I HATE NIGES
>>584272216Her name is Aston Machan
i don't think i've ever actually had a high roll GL runi consider myself lucky if i get decent stats and all event chainsdistance S is an afterthoughtfast learner might as well not exist
Went better than I expected and my Bricked Kita is still getting wins which is nice
>>584272284I know that, why is she on this ship?
>>584272309GL is just absolutely dogshit, it's SLIGHTLY marginally better than MANT mostly because we have auto
now what?
>3/3/3/2almost made it on every ticket, nice
>>584272112If they're from /uma/club, that would be a treat for them
>>584266916
>>584272067ah I see, yeah I'm just taking a detour in open for this CM so I've been mostly crushing the lobbies with my clankers, you can make some pretty alright ones with good cards... Funny to meet someone from here there though, there probably aren't that many in open
Why does Rushed keep happening? It's just an instant loss. I haven't seen a single other uma rushed at all, except my Rob Roy, in the entire CM so far.
I want to see Xmas Oguri and Valentine's Bourbon making out with each other
>>584272075time to run it off
>>584272401gwats bwo
BIG
>>584272440rushed happens randomly, wit helps shorten it but that's about it
>>584272375I believe she is running it
>>584272440just a wit roll
>>584272440you only see the rushed status pop up for your own umas. the same way you only see gold skills and not white skills for the opposing umas. if you watch the units, you'll see some randomly get debuffed which can be a rush.
>>584272069>>584271920cheers erryoneJordan deserves more love
>>584272549I'm going to bed
>>584272440it doesn't tell you if an opponent is rushed
>>584272440bro your restraint
>>584272593I watch every race very carefully and I could visibly tell when someone is rushed though because they just go up a few lengths without any speed buff particles.
>>584272440>instant loss heroine
>>584272440the risk about running single ace with borderline stats is the possibility of this happening
>>584272685that doesn't necessarily mean rushed, it could just be a pace up/downhill wit check
>>584272375They expect one of us on the wreckage brother
>>584272685that's not what that is.https://docs.google.com/document/d/15VzW9W2tXBBTibBRbZ8IVpW6HaMX8H0RP03kq6Az7Xg/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.tulele26d1pm
nice r2 bro
>>584272216oshiGOD>>584272820you queued 40 minutes after reset of course it'll be shitter hours
3 races in a row that she got Rushed.
ayabby says lucky lucky
too many endchuds this time
maybe I am not that good at this game, I wanted to believe I was above the average player. but seems I am not 2/2/2/1
>>584272820You got 4th, 3rd and 2nd didn't you
>>584272932AdmireVegaLover
>>584272427There are at least 4 of us, counting the ZRR newcutie and the guy that posted my uma in the thread. I only thought to look after that happened because otherwise I just skip through due to assuming everyone else is doing gradedAre you only one loss from a perfect run so far? Closest I got was 78/81 two CMs ago. Hope you have more luck during round2 day2 than I did that cm
>>584272932trvke
Is it me or there's way more shitters than usual this CM?
>>584272978sorry to ruin your day but 1st, 3rd, 4th
>>584272923>newfag discovers what being unlucky is likeCute!
>>584272932Ayabe has meta knowledge of the uma universe? Real?
>>584273085It's because it's longslop so shitters get exposed harder
Reminder: reward your efforts in making it to A finals with a nice chocolate milkshake! It will make your victory all the more sweet!
>>584273085People can't hit the statline
ok I think that's about enough for the day
why does fat falco keep getting posted
>>584273085anything with a stam req is an immediate shitter check
STOP MAKING FALCO FAT
Brian in shambles... until Blaze Brian ENTERS!
>>584273230lmao
We hate fronts here. it was solo front
Nice cm bwos
>A finals secured>2/3 cm21 aces ready, prolly just gonna throw 1 cheeky stam debuffer there>3/3 cm22 aces readyNow what the FUCK do I do
>>584273416do your danchud proud
>>584273293she doesnt get posted enough
18/20 one loss to an backliner one to front
>>584273416sexpest anons in the thread
>>584273004nah I'm 56/60, lost to the 500 wit VBobo, to a 500 wit 550 stam base Oguri and to 2 actual minmaxed girls, it's always kinda funny to lose to stuff like the first 2 though, I can't even say I'm madDoing a perfect run would be fun though, as I said previously, the gibs for 5/5 in round 2 are pretty good considering how hard it is to get a 5/5 in round 2 graded usually...
>>584273416>CM22 aces already doneEven I'm not that far ahead anon....
Getting a few hundred carats just for winning makes me look forward to R2 every CM
Yea I think after the 5 day flatline incident I'll try to hand my resume somewhere higher
I'm happy in B finals.
>>584273625mambwo...
>>584273625mambro/................
>>584273416auto fan runs enjoy not having to play this shit scenario
>>58427341615m fans/day for danchou
openbabs should join exceluma just saying
Not in a row but 4th Rushed today out of 9 races.
>>584273343solo front pretty much instaloses
>>584272597love me jordan>>584272598that's not good...
>>584273738become a schizo that loops restraint
>>584273738I can't help but think rushed happens more when your wit is low, which I assume happens a lot for open babsrushed also doesn't matter unless gassing out is a problem, so at least in miles and sprints it's free
>>584273584By sheer luck i have an 8* dirt maruzensky with 135 affinity and pasa/oguri gps so I basically have an infinite number of ace run attempts per day since those are the main 3 inherits you want, I made my cm22 aces before I even started on cm21
>>584273850I actually am when I learned what Rushed did when I first saw it yesterday.
>>584273850I'd love to put restraint in my loopseventually
>>584271848Late or pace? I almost ran Jordan this CM but between the stam issues and having run her last CM I didn't have the heart
>>584274014>>584274020It sucks don't bother
>55% wr round 1>queue first thing into 4-1 in the first hour and secure A finalsMy self-esteem issues...
>>584274115I want to reduce the chance of literally an instant loss as much as I can.
nice one copacopa
>>584273625Join us.
ALRIGHT WHICH OF YOU HELIOS CUNTS IS DDOSING MY HALO SERVER!?
>>584274207based
>>584274207Fate isn't very feng shui
>>584273792Yep. Especially against a pacechud equipped for 2nd place late race like mine.>check this dude's channel>last video 4mo agoSad.
>>584274204get a second ace/hybrid debuffer as a backupI've seen some people bring debuffer Suzuka which also fucks with fronts for positioning
>>584273625>5 day flatline incidentwho flatlined for 5 days? dayum
>>584274204Have you tried getting more stamina?>>584274303>>check this dude's channel>>last video 4mo ago>Sad.Good thing because we need less sloptubers in this world
>>584274387we're all flatlining for kitablanco
>>584274379I'm attempting to run triple ace for CM21, but it'll heavily depend on how long it'll take me to raise Rob Roy for Sprint.
>>584274204It barely decreases the odds and Rushed is not an instant loss unless you Rush +Spot Struggle
>>584274303>last video 4mo agonever understood people that have twitch in their names or other streaming/video platforms and then you check their channel and their last live was 60 years ago
>>584274387some misled anons believe not playing for a week will increase their odds of good fortune (winning cm)
>>584273738>10% chance of RushMY ASS IT'S 10% FUCK YOU GAME FUCKYOU
>>584274480I'm at 5/5 for a loss when Rushed though. And the races weren't even close as it was all 6th or lower.>>584274405Yes but it was physically not possible without losing more Wit.
Shoutouts to this torena, I can be impressed that he's not letting that 30% wit go to waste.
>>584274052Senkou, and funnily enough I run her only because I initially wanted to run her last CM but eventually decided to go with Festa instead, so I'm making it up to herShe's not necessarily all that good, but 10 wins is already more than I could ask of her
>>584274396
>>584274387people in my club routinely do this and danchou thanks them for their service when they log back on
>>584274653mambro....
>>584274653mambwo...
2544Somehow did not lose to other bourbongs today. Backliner lose were from missing the rod and that bourbong failed to win.
>>584274204restraint is only really important if you have an accel that relies on never being rushed (like cheer kingu)maybe if you're trying to build a runaway ace or as a groundwork trigger for TT
>>584274653if you're not cool with it you should join an A+ club with a (comparatively) stiff quota.
>>584274405I honestly don't mind inoffensive sloptubers, if they're aren't a streamer that's even better. Regular gameplay/edit videos are fine.
4-4-4-4dasca picking up more wins today. Weird that I've seen more SS aces than UFs too.
5th Rushed today in 13 races, 6th total this CM. Still won this one so I guess it's fine (it's not).
>>584274728umastagram eye...
>>584274728Ew
>>584274605It burns a bit more Stamina but not a lot, if you just barely have enough Stam you'll die but most of the time it's not gonna be an issue, especially out of Longs
>>584274204>>584274732*in graded leaguein open league yeah it's more important but malding over sparks just for open league is crazy
6th Rushed today, but there's a Pace Sky behind me?
>>584274760>I honestly don't mind inoffensive sloptubers, if they're aren't a streamer that's even better. Regular gameplay/edit videos are fine.They no longer make those. It's like asking for a cashier that bags your groceries - it's some lost tech and an ever more distant memory.
How the fuck do you actually build an open league uma. Feels like I push the stats way too hard and then have barely any skills
>>584274801
>>584274994Run SRs and use the rating calculator. It's even easier with GL because you can literally not spend the shop currency.
>>584274994with a calculator
>>584274994It's actually really fun trying to maximize output with limited resource.
>>584274994you literally can just autotrain open aces now and use a rating calc to see how many skills you can buy
You should be nicer to me.
>average mood is neutral>median mood is badthis is rigged af
>>584274606
>>584275370shut up bitch
>>584275370hey
>>584275370*smooch*
>>584275370shut the fuck up danchou
>>584275370
Real Open gamers know there is zero point to minmaxxing & you are guaranteed a 90% WR as long as you have the right skills & a good enough statline
>>584275424Bake a new bread
>>584275440
>>584275370You're not him
shameless early bwead cause I updated rate ups and events>>584275651>>584275651>>584275651
Thoughts on this CM?
>>584275370wtf, chiyo is stacked?
>>584275612this but graded
>>584275687it stinks. I don't even care if I'm winning both of jobbers or murmur/front slop
>>584275735she's growing up to be just like her mother
>>584273230Smart Fatcon does it again!
>>584274728wkamo...
