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>>584275651
Tachyon LOVE
Lightning started where I live
Let's be kind.
hey
wahey
It all returns to nothing.
Rate Day 3 of CM20
>>584275687I got in with a 3-win ticket and now I can relax knowing that for the rest of Grand Live's CMs, I don't have to worry about stamina anymore.
fag
/uma/chan is doing well this CM
we love late surgers
>>584275920FINALS A BABY /20
Nice, actually got a podium
we don't love anything
>>58427592016/20
>>584275920reminded that queing on reset is the warzone, still got in A thoughgonna take my finals loss with grace now
hello
>>584276101how is your hogger doing? every single one I met today ate shit
>>584276213>hoggers when their ult no longer perfect procs for carryover + accel
Why are 2 front better than solo front this cm?
Bakushin is... sex?
>>584276289paces just suck in general
Giving Kitasan a congratulatory sloppy cunnilingus after a long and arduous race!
>>584276174Hey
>>584276315you're under arrest for stealing her look
All my losses today except 1 were attributed to Rushed and that alone made me really sour about this game. I knew it had a lot of RNG involved but not bullshit like this.
>>584276401Tosen Jordan is sex?
>>584276428that's open league longslop for you
>>584275920>5/5>2/5>2/5>3/5Better than expected
watched my trainees get brutally ripped apart limb from limb in the CM but hearing my ugly baby's voice in the homescreen made me forget all about it. Big fan of this lad.
>>584276401It's fine, it was just a costume swap for funsies.
>>584276101Actually got back to back
>>584276428
>>584276618More costume swaps please
>>584276213>how is your hogger doing?Pretty good considering she's a little dumb. She does have racing spirit: Mood.I intended to train a better one but I got tired of doing Kris S GL runs.Main benefit is she's basically murmur proof
This is way too fucking early to be considering this but now that im checking things im wondering how the fuck the incidence of rushing works to prepare Kingu for the third damn time>Last CM put Restraint on Sweepy>4 rushes out of 81 races>Check The XOg (end) who had no Restraint used>3 rushes out of 81 racesok is Restraint bullshit the-->Check Fine Motion who had no Restraint used either>*18* rushes out of 81 racesWhat the sweet fuck is going on hereDo different positions have different rates of rushes??
>>5842759205/20I can’t compete against fronts
>>584276696
>>584276826oh it's a late hog, nice
>>584276295double fronts are always better than solo fronts in every CM due to how they work, and this is already after they buffed solo fronting
>>584275920>1 win>4 wins>4 wins>3 winsEarly scare but pretty good
>>5842759205/3/3/3Creek was winning quite a bit today along with sMaru. McQueen proves to be an excellent front partner, too.
>>584276534I couldn't make a Fuku that could win
>4wins 3times in a row>4wins=75carats, 5wins=150caratsfuck depooffer trannies
G1 Shuka Sho entries
>>584277275Le Belle Scene
>>584275815do you live in Corsica?
>>584277157how the fuck do you run 65 kilometers an hour in high heels
G1 Kikuka Sho entries
>>584277328Tamamo Cap?Oguri Creek?Super Cross?
>>584277328Ogur in creek's outfit has this kind of dreamy, heart fluttering aura to it that would probably be shattered the second she starts asking when we're gonna eat.
Rice made it!
umasumi
>>584277438nyo
>>584277513ALL IN ON ASK EDINBURGHRISE OF A VILLAINNO TRIPLE CROWN
>>584277275first year since 2021 where the tiara races will have three different winners
>>584277275>the winners of the first two Tiara races aren't in the final tiara racehow common is this?
Now this is pod acing.
>>584277513The 3yos have been put on fraud watch. A villain should rise and make a statement
>>584277656based bootka
>>584277656bwo...
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>584277656Who let granny out of the retirement home?
>>584276953>>584277328>>584277510>>584277787Nice!
SEXzuka
>>584277069The trick is to give up wit and believe in Shiraoki
>>584277649
>>584278013You didn't bother with claw forward?
Why are we dick riding end closers?
>>584278056I appreciate the big list anon but I think you're misunderstanding my question, I'm asking how common is it for the first 2 Tiara winners to NOT even be in the final race.
>>584277580umasumin~
Fatass on fatass violence
>2/2/2/2I'm pretty sure I'm going to B (for real) this CMit's up to you now, (you)
>>584278339wide-shaped would've prevented this
>>584278442mambwo...
Please remember that Satono Diamond is a CHILD and you must NOT lust after her!
>>584278159>need recovery>eishin has great power output>kris s is shit stamina card>.2 scramble is enough to activate other bullshitShe isn't perfect, but she is the most consistent
>>584275651Will long training always be better after this scenario?
>>584278214You don't wanna dick ride end closers?
>>584278584YesYou can run two stam cards
>>584278575>neighas making do with LB2 creekI kneel
>>584277890
>>584278446What the hellso there are still bumping mechanics in the gamealso Bourbon and Scarlet ought to have thisAnd Gentildonna..
>>584278291Only happens if something health wise is not okay or the horses fail to show a good performance at the distance (which is rare because Oaks winner goes 2400 -> 2000 which is rather easy to handle)>>584277275
TopRo!TopRamen!
whenever i hear kingu go "Ohohoho" my penis becomes the big penis
>>584278827ew
>>584278886EhhhhhYou don’t like Ramen?Why not? You should! Everyone love Ramen!
>>584278827what does lovey dovey sex with the class rep feels like?
>>584278971escape goat
>>584278971789
>>584279006kek
First time actually trying oshi gaming and it makes winning really more fulfilling
don't come to champion's meeting tomorrow
>>584279006>escape goatESL brown gwo...
Why isn't * posting his win rates?
>>584278971Not sure.
>>584278745the music in this video is apparently from an eroge
>2/1/0/1I am going to spend the night grinding out the perfect UmaTommorow I will succeed
>>584278575I'm being driven up the fucking wallSeveral several attempts and i need more to start with to just end up with less at the end
You guys did make it into A finals, right?
>>584279290B Finals ain't that bad
>>584279348people who didn't make A finals need to just stop ego queueing into reset hours
>>584278526my god Dia-chan's body is rudeand perfect
>>584279212Rice love!
>>584276447yes>>584276618oops, jordan forgot she did that
I'm definitely not wasting my time with Groundwork for paces anymore.
>>584279537Non front closest to gate 1 gets to be the pacemaker, gw doesn't matter. If you want to replicate gw effect, shrewd step exists but it only works for the speed you have to gain after you pdm at the start. It's still pretty good but hard to get
>>584279412I NEVER SETTLE & I NEVER GIVE UPAIM FOR NUMBER 1 !
>>584279412I dunno what it feels like to ever fall into B finals
>>584279218Taiki would search this
>>584276295>Why are 2 front better than solo front this cm?spot struggling https://hakuraku.moe/notes/spot-struggle>spot struggle can trigger from 150 m after the start through section 6 when at least two Front Runners, or at least two Oonige, are close enough to each other> While spot struggle is active, the game adds target speed [based on guts], and the documented duration is [based on guts]this obviously doesn't happen if there's no other frontthere's also a couple other mechanics such as fronts speeding up or overtaking eachother, as well as their skills requiring someone else to run with
>>584275920Day 3, my winrate of 27/40 moved to 33/60, but I did sneak in one 3-win ticket in there, and I'm running 3 umas. I'm cozy, I rate it a Nice Neicha/10.
>>584279881Me neither, I was trying to be nice
>>584279006Kekaroo
>3/3/3/211/2041/60My Onige is still crushing it, just not overwhelmingly anymore. A finals will be a coin toss, but holy shit if my oshi actually wins and sings Ms. Victoria I think I'm going to cry with joy
>>5842759205/4/4/4, easier than I thought/10I had a hard time building aces but I guess everyone else is also struggling
God doesn't want me to have a nice Manhattan Cafe in Grand Live.
>>584280009AWOOGA
>>584277590The rise of a family of villains.
>frontsyou didnt beat the game
>>584279881>>584280014Am i going to be hassled for fumbling my way through Taurus 1 and ending up in Finals B for the rest of my life?!
>>584275920WR dropped to 68%. It will probably fall to 50% by tomorrow. While it'd be sad to lose A finals (if there's another Big Nig in my lobby, for instance), that's the way the carrot crunches.
>>584279881happened to me once, and it was so surreal I couldn't believe it. Mostly because my round 1 had a 75% winrate. destroyed my confidence for later cms and now no matter what kind of beasts I make I'm on edge until I've got A finals secured
rape is funny
>>584280192were any of your losses to a Suzuka? I beat that same team composition one time, wonder if it was you. your wr is much scarier than mine HAH
>>584280276Are you the non-pump Golshi dude? Kek
>>584280276yeppers
>>584280271but I beat you and you're no better than the cheap entertainment of a game
>>584280453I don't remember, I think I've only lost to backliners (one of them being an SS+ Golshi...). If it was a big nige then I'd imagine she dies with Palmer since she's also a big nige
>>584280276it's ok bwoas long as you have 1 super plat you're goodyou do, right?
>>584280642My first opportunity is Aries
>>584276342Hoggers can be used as any styleMost hogs I see are lates with Claw Forward, the thing is that delayed 0.3 accel is really not that good
>>584280458 yes>>584280493>>584280642I HAVE ELEVEN PLATSELEVEN!
>>584280453Wait if it's the previous rounds, then that might've actually happened
>>584280721King Halo looks very sexual here.
>>584280765When doesn't she?
>>584279334Try stam sparks and only training stam during summer, 2 speed 2 wit, replace jordan with diamond wit
>>584280276could be worse, anonyou could have been a total newfag confused why your Suzuka kept placing 9th when she had 1200 speed, 600 power, 400 wit and 400 stam.
>>584280792when torena needs to take a shit
>>584280721
I've been to B Finals 4 times 2 of them were Long tracks though & one was the Dirt/Medium CM
I take back every nice thing that I thought to myself about Vodka's wheel spinning.
>>584280945this is not my wife maruzensky
>>584280613>making Paama a big nigvery based. Does she win? CAN SHE REALLY BE THE OUTRUNNER?!
>>584280336gyaru granny
>>584280792
>>584280336>>584281086sexmarriagesex againmore sexbaby making sexhappy family lifemore sex
Is it more annoying when your uma flubs their gold recovery and gases out when your matched against a strong team, or 2 shitter teams?For the later, it sucks because you lose a race that should have been a freebie, but in the former you're left not knowing who would have won if not for that one wit check.
>>584280806I did have Suzukas exactly like that, sometimes with Runaway and/or D+ stam.
>>584281027I've been to B final 8 timesI've failed out of CMs entirely twiceI've been to A finals 10 times if you count CM20I've won the CM 3 times, once in Open twice in GradedI am not a very successful or strong toreina, but no matter what, I'm still toreining
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>584281304NeitherIn both cases it’s bad luckDoes it feel worse when you have to go out and it’s raining outside or when it’s extremely windy outside?
so close...
>>584281304Obviously, the shitter teamevenly matched teams win or lose depending on luck since that's how the casino works. Losing to a shitter team means you lost everything at the casino and not just your pants
>>584281065nyes, most of the time she just runs away with the lead if the fronts can't catch her. Strong midrace umas are her biggest enemies
i genuinely think half of my turns in senior year had no rainbowsand not a single creek rainbow all run
I didn't prepare or make aces for this CM at all and nearly didn't make it into group A on round 1 but then I made a god uma on day 2 and secured A finals on my first ticket.Never punished.
>>584281451windy. I get blown around because I'm small and weak for reasons I won't explains, so I hate the wind, but I love the rain, it's so calming and peaceful.
>>584281501You lose the same amount thoughPride is a deadly sin for a reason
Why the fuck is it so hard for me to get a decent run with Tamamo?
>>584281536did you buy into the "spec prio songs are bad" gaslight too
>>584281624no i had bought every spec prio song by senior summer
>>584281507>strong Palmernice. Wish I had Palmer, her OG outfit is criminally hot I'd make her and Suzuka take turns being onige
>>584281583I only like the rain when I’m insideIf I have to get rained on then it’s miserable
>>584281584the other end of the stick is you winning against teams you aren't supposed to beat so it balances out, we're just talking about what feels worse in the losing department
>>584281583I could use you like an onahole
Smartguri
>>584281752If I lose I blame myselfIf I win and the enemy team was bad then I don’t get to feel goodIf I win and the enemy team was good then I get to feel okay
cm21 is a cm where you can do both fan run and parent farming simultaneously with el cp
>>584281753I have a taser for exactly that reasonand a razor to cut off your penis once I've tazed you into submission
I bought all but one song and had support frequency lvl 6 before senior year and still didn't finish any of my events
>>584281931My favorite is when you have max TE songs and max speprio songs, and then 0 rainbows for URA Finale. ahahahahahahah it's so funny
>>584282034yeah that part is also really fun
tenner secured
BRUTAL
my trainee would never rape
>>584281613you're not satisfying her micromanko enough
>>584281864>If I lose I blame myselfBack in Libra 2 i ended up looking at a stream of Rae watching her discord friends' finals, there was one guy who was showcasing his team and kept saying "if they win it's all them and if they lose it's all me" over and over, several times, when talking about how he trained each racerThen in the finals race itself his team came in a clear 3rd place and Rae was livecasting the race trying to find some positive angle as it unfolded and getting increasingly uncomfortable and the guy said nothing the entire time and then was given some awkward condolences and then that portion of the stream was just terminated outright without any postrace comments or anything by the guyIt kinda fucked me up watching that
>>584282461rumao
>take a short nap>had a dream>it's me doing CM racesfirst time I've had a dream of me playing this kusoge, it's over for me
>>584281507That's a fun Palma statline, she'd probably go further with 100 more wit but she's much stronger than mine. Funnily enough, my Palma has the same winrate yours does. Wish her skill set was a little stronger to get something like Tail Held High, but this is still not a bad set for a Fast Learner run and she was the one clutch to get me to A Finals.
>>584282461That dude is basedShe should have called him a retard
>>584282548did you winned
>>584282814he said he had a dream not a nightmare you dumb yuro
I am so horny for Hokko Tarumae
>>584282814already forgot
>>584282814I will when you start tardwrangling the flatties in the club danchode
>>5842816135 forced "optional" races that consume energy, 2 of which consume 5 more energy than usual.
Good start.
>>584282943kys v
>>584282997grats on raping
>>584282548This fucking CM spooked me so hard when i was dozing off im pretty sure i started dreaming about me whiffing another Long S or fucking up another 3% failure training and getting yet another shitty ace attempt
>>584282461race for this feelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-gc4FeA8NM
>>584282943YWNBFWU
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/Zp2uCR>https://jiggie.fun/Zp2uCRhttps://jiggie.fun/Zp2uCR>https://jiggie.fun/Zp2uCRhttps://jiggie.fun/Zp2uCR
I guess I'm V now
>>584282884
>no head on>no ignited spdI'd have taken that if I got these 2 whites
>>584283497heyyy
>>584283369As punishment she should let me suck her titties
>>584283513huh your feather bwo?
>>584281451Do you NOT have a preference of wind over rain?I agree that it is actually a decent comparison to my question, however I think you're weird for not having a preference.I find it more annoying when it rains, especially if I dont have an umbrella. Wind, on the other hand is kinda fun, I like being blown around a bit.Losing to a shitter team because of a single wit check can be seen as MUCH worse luck because its a direct hit to your WR. Even with high wit, with only 1 gold recovery you are going to gas out in at least 6 of your 80 races; if all you care about is WR then you REALLY want those 6 races to be in competitive lobbies.On the other hand, if you have a strong meta team and arent anal about your WR, it can be kind of anticlimactic when you finally get matched up against another strong team, and then dont get to see what would have happend in a more "normal" race. I only got matched against an end team that wasnt shit ONCE today, I was excited to see how my fronts would do against them, but of this is the run where my front activates Angling but flubs Restless.
>>584281583Alright, Nishino Flower
>>584283649shut up faggot
>>584283649
Would you use this skill?
>>584283686When I’m outside, my brain turns offMy only thought is “I wish I were inside”Not even particularly figurativeRain and Wind are practically the same in that regard as making things more inconvenient and messyGoing in the figurative direction, I guess it’s more “Ah, I wanna win” the moment the gates openIf the runners were weak the voice becomes “but you didn’t deserve the win”If the runners were strong it becomes “I won”That’s allIt’s not complicated
Why are people talking about wind and rain in so much detail
Mayannaise.
>>584284027GL has done some shit
>They are obsessing over winratelmao
>>584283369I heard Flash didn't kick the fence. Just broke it with their big ass.
>>584284008nyo
>>584284027Old people talk about the weather
>>584284027
>>584284027it's like when MANT got people talking about sucking cocks
>>584284008Kek needs a "Sigh..." somewhere
>>584284008kek
which uma would end up pregnant in classic year
>>584284178we do that in GL still
>>584282718Yeah I just don't know how to get more wit without sacrificing speed/stam when building for long so I just settled with her being a witlet
i HATE sprint slop
>>584284027>wind and rain in so much detailWe should talk about Zephyr and CB instead
KIIIIIII MIIIIIIII TOOOOO
>>584284008TIL 99 problems is an actual skill
>>584284370ISSHO GA ICHIBAN
>>584284008the term you are looking for is "scapegoat" ESL bwo
>>584284480V please stop the damage control
>>584284480But why did the goat escape?
>>584284480retard
>>584284480wooosh
erm
>>584283942That's pretty far from faggot posting
>>584284370HASHIRI KISOI GOORU MEZASHIHARUKA HIBIKE TODOKE MUSICZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO OMOI YUME GA KITTO KANAU NARA
https://x.com/statkspark/status/2109738986986148201
>>584284552goodluck in Group C finals
>>584284480this gave me the ick
>>584284593ANO HI KIMI NI KANJITANANIKA WO SHINJITEHARU MO NATSU MO AKI MO FUYU MO KOE NEGAI KOGARE HASHIREAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHOURI EEEEEEEEEE
>>584284257all of them
How do I get the approval of King Halo's mom so I can marry her daughter?
>>584284764DON'T STOPNO DON'T STOP TIL FINISH!!
derb
>>584284712V please we are making fun of you, not laughing with you
>>584284370natsu no owari shourai no yumeoukina kibou wasurenaijuunengo no hachi gatsu mata deaeru no wo shinjiteSaikou noooo omoide wooooo
escape goat? like silence suzuka??
>>5842759201/4/3/1negro/10
Sex? With Tosen Jordan?
>584284860>we
>>584284104thats what they want you to believe
McQueen carried me desuwa~ triple front is fun
which anon would end up pregnant
>>584285024Sure. She's not the cutest uma but it would still feel good
>>584285159yes, we
>ASS aptitude run>job a concert and then fail to hit the song threshold so I miss out on concentrationthank you cyge for this slots machine
>>584285250My wife and child.
>>584282884many are saying this I'm very nearly sold on pulling her, myself If I don't, I could spark the Gyaru banner and get Palmer and maybe Helios if I'm lucky. So I'm not sure. Palmer/Helios threesome or Hokko Tarumsex? hard choices, pun intended
>>584284552>Xog>debuffer Still can't win
>>584285193
>>584285193she's FAT
I already have this card maxed but I'll borrow it
>>584285461It's rough being an oshigamer
>>584285205sweepybros when they see kitachads
>>584285024Of course
AI art is getting scarily good now huh
I keep forgetting. At least that stupid 26th roll doesn't exist anymore.
Well then. Time to prepare for the next CM.
>>584285203Haha um nevermind what the fuck
Woah! Easy on the sweets, McQueen!
https://youtu.be/7rcAOE_Dvbw
>>584285024I'd rather eat burgers with Jordan
>>584285732And also she's cute.
>>584284552Do you just not get any gibs at all if you fail this?
>>584285936yep
>>584285712
>there are really retards that fell for the pace + rabbit gaslightThanks for making my lead even bigger, retard.
>>584285936If you lose 40 races, yeah haha
>>584285936Yes. You essentially are not part of the event and you get no thing.
https://x.com/makura_yst/status/2086375421713777034
>>584286031>>584286006>>584285981>do too well in prelims (get 3 wins)>can't get a win in A qualies>get killedbut why would it work like this
>>584286136it's really really hard to get 0-40 unless you aim for it
>>584286136you need to actively sabotage yourself to end up in group C
>>584286136it works like that if you try to queue at busted hours on qualifiers, since if you can get 3 wins in prelims you can at least get 1 lucky win after
super-duper climax
>>584286186I did it once. Libra 1.0, got into A group on my first ticket, then 1/1/1, then when Round 2 began I lost 40 races in a row. Was very frustrating, my Golshi had almost 1100 stamina.
>>584285881>Read the name as Snack Falcon
>>584286381Meal-na Arigatou!
plap plap plap plapspurt spurt spurt sploosh
>>584286381
>>584286136if you get profoundly unlucky.........you're just fuckedin every way except the good way
>>584286136I'm incredibly bad at the game and I've never had that happen to me despite making it into A.
>>584286381farts, Malcolm
>>584286448Damn, Falco must have heard the Monopoly game is back at McDonalds.
>>584285835Man what the fuck I got 4 again on the next ticket. The second ticket was almost all vs other front teams... I got a reverse podium in two of them... I don't like what I'm learning here
>>584286627you learned nothing
I wish Fuji Kiseki was my sensei so she could molest me after class.
Fixd
>>584286780admire vega more like admire pepega
>>584285220
>>584286780>Possible evolutionsThis can get worse...
>>584286780LOOOOOOL
>>584286684No I learned something I really did. I learned that mutated fronts arent as strong as vbobo and that you need to build to counter her as hard as possible or you're fucked.
https://twitter.com/mohu_uma/status/2109497864569368742>he had to spark another uma
>>584286780Mocking esl retards will NEVER not be funny
>>584286780Is this really that funny?I don’t get it
>ESL>retarded>hue>mentally ill>untrustworthy
>>584286780ayabe doesnt deserve this she did NOTHING wrong and should NOT be associated with *
>>584286780>goats
>>584287540I can see it
>>584287617>pot calling the kettle black
>>584287454Do you know the context of the meme?789 came from pic relatedEscape Goats came from ESL babble Should be funnier now
>1/5>4/5>1/5>1/5I'm going to get raped in Group A Finals
>>584287617>>584287707so you're both retarded nigs kek
>>584287762I thought escape goats was from a cm guide gen though
>>584286780kek
>>584287817what if I raped you gently
>>584287762Hrm, okayI just don’t get the comedy I guess?Like is this some sort of funny?Why?
V trying to look unbothered is always the funniest
>>584287841nah the seanig tried to say scapegoat but was too retarded
>>584287617
frontfaggots deserve NOTHINGthat halofag is cool though
>>584287947grammar jokes can only be understood by natives you can't pass that wall and it's okay to not get Rudolf tier humour
>>584288060We like umommy now
>>584288132>we
>>584288132Says who lol
>>584288060umama is reformed now. dacchis put him through the ringer
>>584288016Why would an attention whore be bothered when people pour attention on him?
>>584288173>wuz
>>584288220I'm not forgetting months of ruined threads just because they joined a different club
>>584287817But you have a guaranteed equivalent of B first place, and if Shiraoki-sama allows it, you might get a shitter lobby where you have a shot at plat. It's all benefit, you can be chill.
>>584287817If you made it to A finals you won
Are V and Umama fighting now?
>>584287817>>584288326There's always a chance..Always
Man, I cannot stand this shitheaded heathen's personality, but Cap is going to be the second CM in a row that I wish I had her in my roster.
>>584288439Who cares they are both losers
>>584288439Yeah, """fighting"""
>>584288127I am a native thoughI am fluent in the language of my country
>>584288303Jesus Christ forgives those who honestly ask for forgiveness
>>584288439you are falling for skinwalkers having too much free time
>>584288542No one believes you retard
Hey /uma/ what are the latest news about our beloved thread personalities and drama
>>584288456Would have been great if she also had gate 7, but still good to see, orenji friend.
>>584288501That implies that you believe him to be the True Son of God, otherwise you are damned to an eternity of hellfire and brimstone
>>584275651Dumb question. Does Summer Golshi's skill also proc the other uniques (like Lets Pump Some Iron)?
>>584288493I doubt that but I don't really care
>>584288639They all died of ebola. The End.
Dunno why runaway sometimes concedes the lead to fronts, or generally doesn't run up a big lead. Would be interesting to test. 55/60, 91.7% down from 95%
>>584288675No they are not gold skills
>>584288675gwo....
>>584288616uh oh melty
>>584288675NopersOnly Rare skills (Golds)
>>584288675smartest natureposter
>>584287762But why are we trying to say that V is the one who said escape goat?
>>584288709Spe, Oguri and McQueen talking about torena cock
>>584288709@umagrok generate this image with falco, curren, and fine motion and maintain the fatness of the original women
>>584288803Because he was
>>584288670I believe.Amen.
789 LOL!
>>584288825why fine motion
there is currently no umamusume sitting on my facetherefore god doesn't exist
>>584288976Katsuragi Ace soon
>>584288976Shiraoki-sama will provide if you believe
>>584288840Transexuals will be denied at the gates of Heaven. God made us with purpose and intention including our gender so umama is going to Hell
I overcooked my pasta...
>>584288829He wasn't
>>584289062Umama said to see V in hell in one of the leaks
>>584288976nigga you would die
>>584289124>heDid you mean "I?"
Matikanef on my kookytaru
>>584288848Why did seven eat nine?
>>584289062Umama can still repent for trooning out
>>584289202Hungary
>>584289192Take your medication. Retard.
I forgot to put gas in my clanker.
>>584288870couldn't think of a 3rd dramaposting adjacent uma
>>584289414Then you haven't seen the Natieposters lately.
I didn't think 789 would have this much staying power
>>584289214That's a problem between xim and God, not me
>>584288829why would he reply to himself with something stupid? Sounds like dramatards making up shit again and I'm tired of you faggots forcing it. There's plenty of material and natural V fumbles are infinitely more funny than what low hanging headcanon skits your small minds and borderline gay obsession with him can come up with.You act like literal twitter trannies
>>584289181>nigga you would diethen what would be two umas with one fracture
>>584289539post them
>>584289539>You act like literal twitter tranniesSTOP NYYYOOOOOOOOTICING
Why ayabe bros are so weird
Umama is able to completely ignore V and never interact with him anymore so why can't you do the same? Is Umama a better poster than (You)?
Tosen Jordan... SEX???
lmao, get fucked
im back from my 2hr teio goonsesh, did i miss anything?
>>584289642yes, umama is a better poster but not a better woman nor man nor person
>>584289642We must be better posters
>>584289642can we go one day without blatant umama propaganda
>>584289621
>>584289062every stallion uma is a tranny
>>584289823It's literally umama talking about himself
>>584289648she is not capable of consent
This win got us into A finals. Extra kino.
>>584289905No women are. Only a father is able to give consent
>>584286780KEK
These lads umama and v should fuck to put an end to these fights and shitposting
>>584289621Ayabefags are schizophrenic
>>584289539Because it is the retard https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/584063524/#q584081020
>>584290040That's where this problem started actually
>>584289698post the pic that finally did it for you
>>584289905Umas rape their trainers all the time. I say it is time for trainers to turn the tables on Umas!
>Kitasan keeps jobbing on my main team consisting of Front/Front/End>Try out the backup team after with a team of Front/End/End>She keeps winningI don't understand
>>584290118I doubt he could capture a good photo with his gut covering everything gwo
>>584290095this proves... what? Well, have fun with your little V shaped asylum at least, you seem to enjoy it"escape goat". There I said it so I'm V btw
>>584290095Your lies don't work. Not fooling anyone with that.
>>584290321I'm fooled by it actually
>>584290392Umamambwo...
>>584290308Sorry that you are stupid
instead of a winning livesilence suzuka had a losing dead
>>584284027>/uma/
>>584290118it was some mid slop, i just kinda stared at my monitor rethinking my life before closing the tab
>>584290545No shame in that, the good uma lewds are so scarce we had to make do with what we got in hand
>>584290545>gooning to slophappens to the best of us I guess.......
>>584290203if there's three fronts in a race and your other front is stronger than KITASAN NIGGER then her unique doesn't do shitif you're running her solo and some other fag tries to be cheeky then you win because her KITASAN NIGGER unique activates and she wins the race
>>584290478I accept your confession *smooch*
>>584290715i'll do better next time
>>584290734I need to rape and create some Kitasan Mulatos
I was giving one of my trainee's friends advice and for some reason my trainee got really mad about it
Wait, so Still isn't really a yandere and she's literally the biggest sweetheart in Tracen and just suffers from dissociative identity disorder?
>>584290889Call me a conquistador because whoever dares to stop me from colonizing such a woman would feel the full might of the Spanish Kingdom
>>584290954Give her a slap on the ass, she'll calm down. American trainers do it all the time for cultural reasons.
>>584290203>>Kitasan keeps jobbing on my main team consisting of Front/Front/EndThis happened to me in CM19 as well. I was running Front/Front/Rabbit. My VBobo was so strong in the mid-race but was inconsistent to in the late-race mainly due to stamina issues (she can't handle debuffs). I removed her and my other ace that did not lack stamina started winning more, I ended up winning plat for that CM. Seiun took the win. The problem could be team balance.
i wanna get in bed with diachan
>>584290525how morbid even if I'm amused by it
>>584290954Whenever your trainee and her friend meet, you get close to your trainee, grab her ass and slide a finger up her crack pretending the friend doesn't notice. She'll know where your priorities lie
Bnuuy
>>584291207dnkeey
>>584290994Call me Vespuci because I'll fertilize her lands until the whole continent bears my name
holy shit i got 5 back to back double murmur lobbies
>>584277656Should have used Daiwa
>>584291115>grandpa's onahole
arima cunny
Mambwos?
>>584291207big ears havin ass
>>584291532Nyo
>>584281352The upskirts bring me joy
>>584291617Yes?
>>584291716You're close to deranking
>>584291785First time here?
>>584291617don't worry about it
>>584291785don't get your hopes up
>>584291617this has been fortold >>584275907
>>584291617they're having a good time
>nearly 75% chance to get Long S>4 runs in a row with no Long SAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>584291617The free kita pulls...
Befuddled by how Rob Roy wasn't part of this picture.
>mares
can i queue now?
>>584291876You want Sprint S now Long CM is about to end...
fuck yes
>>584292006IM ABOUT TO RAPE YOU BASTARD
>>584292003Either in 2 hours or 4 hours. You choose.
What happens if I don't log off for kitapulls? Where do the 50 pulls go to?
>>584291937clubs in that rank range definitely don't read shit so they won't flatline
>waaah!Dober's cute little scream is awakening something inside of me
>>584291876That does not look correct
>>584291959She's shit
>>584291625You know what they say about umas with big ears
>>584292090She wants ugly bastards
>>584292205Finally a woman who will love me...
>>584292109Chronogenesis told me so!
>>584292090
>>584292205I am really glad Dober is into fucked up, disgusting shit like me.
>>584292290I'll take your gift, and you can receive my package!
I said give me a kiss.
I thought Gold City was the designated uma for ugly fat fucks
>>584291876Your 2 star skill has a 50% of inspiration?
>>584292131big ears = big heart?
>>584292361You're not cute enough, sorry
>>584292090>>584292327
Reminder: Snacking is okay as long as it's a light snack!
>>584292361fag
>>584292386I may be ugly and poor but I'm not fat.
>>584292392Apparently so
>>584292386No one cares about that deadbeat
>>584292561Can i see the partner codes?
>>584292402Correct
>>584292524Damn you're omega fucked then. Atleast there's a market for fat bastards. Nobody wants just ugly and poor.
>>584292727>raping the feminazi
>>584292508what if I kissed you, would you be a fag too then
>>584292561chrono some reason displays the chances incorrectly and I have to swap it around to fix it
>>584292879yes, but I wouldn't let that happen
>>584292762When will Cygames admit the truth?
>>584292727This guy really know how to make sensual drawings...
>>584292973how would you stop me
>>584292727she could break free at any moment, but she chooses to be submissive for her man
>>584277575what did she make?
>>584293225Dober would do that
>>584292762<< That's what U2 is for. >>
neat
>>584292879You wont be able to kiss him when you're too busy being kissed by me
>>584293081I don't exist
>>584293026The moment they do it means they pulled the nuclear option to save the franchise from bankruptcy for a last cashgra- I mean dance
>>584293357
>>584292656640922027496716786
>>584293426>literal who
>>584288283>umaz
>>584293296Kitasan and Boi-un Sky are going to be the disgusting metacomp for that upcoming Tenno Sho Spring CM a few months from now right
>>584293542Oniges...
>>584293535
>need one (1) yellow shard to mlb SR Sei for sprint cm>no way to get it before flatlining for kita bannerI got bricked...
>>584293649>when she sees chad thundercock
>>584293769This is a cut off picture of her sucking my cock
>>584293769Stop... I already masturbated...
ceiling rat anon herewe've decided to just let the corpse get rot instead of taking it away, it's been 2 or 3 weeks and the smell is gone.Just that when there's no ventilation you still smell a hint of rot.
>>584293564Depends if global can keep up the same strength for fronts. Blaze Brian and Laurel will be out
>>584293791Friendly reminder
>>584293843mambro..
>>584293769No
>>584293769
>>584293924my pov
>>584293884I can get behind that. And by that I mean her sweaty ass and thighs.
>>584293924me and who?
>>584293924Dober... Is... HOT?
Dober is the hottest Mejiro and it's not close
>>584292861it's what they need and deserve tbqh
Palmer is cute! She's cute!
>>584293924
tama has a small penis and steals food from the cafeteria!
>>584292861That's literally how you fix them lmao the meme is reall all they need is kinky sex and a good dick
>>584294032>>584294169Feminazis don't deserve sex
Mejiro concentration camp... ToT
i will have sex
>>584294084This is the sign she gives me when she’s in heat
>>584294235That's why you rape their anus, and hold the wombpokes until they get fixed
>>584294132It's perfectly average size. Stop looking at porn
>>584294132https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12272681
>>584294132
>>584275651Keqing is that you
>>584294382Quick! Post oguri unsatisfied from tama rawdogging her!>>584294431No, this is an actual good character
>>584294378>implying they're clean
>>584294431>Keqing>in the big 26Lol. Lmao.
>do three ace runs in a row>daisca and fimo refuse to finish their chains three times in a rowWell sheesh, it's no wonder no one wants to play this garbage awful scenario anymore. This is just obnoxious, it's not even genuine difficulty. It's just a giant waste of your time.
>>584294514No one said the hunt was gonna be clean
1 child
>>584294378but you wombpoke with anal
>he's planning on flatlining 5 days for 50 pulls>implying that's gonna workLmao I can't believe this gaslight is gonna work again
>>584294726Danchou...
>ended run on 2700spnever swapping tachyon out of my deck for kitasan again. not even on fronts
>>584294654>Kentuckian Fuck off
>game gives you a triple rainbow when youre at almost 0 energyyou double niggers this shit happens for a reason and that reason is your fuck ass game being a giga cheating niggerif i ever met a cygames employee i would choke him with my own hands
>>584294654Every year, right?
>>584294778Excuse you
Is bikini Maru really that much better than regular?
>>584294883yes but both are mid ever since her SSR released
>>584294812you're supposed to have an energy technique ready for these cases gwo
Got her!
>>584294726https://umapyoi.net/news/1124?lang=jpGrudgeposting you the moment the news article drops
>>584295081Go back >>584146157
i literally don't read any post here i do not care what you guys have to say nobody asked about your run or whatever stop posting
>>584295083>When you log in for the first time during the campaign period>You will receive 10 free draws for the number of days you have not logged in since the start of the campaign. for the number of days you have not logged in since the start of the campaign.big if true
>>584294883>Velocity unique that is almost always good>Innate gold recovery>THAT outfitWhat more do you need?
>>584295081is it true that duramente is more trainersexual than kitasan
>>584294389Baste futamusumehttps://x.com/firstlastok/status/2104608829610611007
>>584295259I wouldn't know because I admittedly haven't fully read Kitasan's career since I really don't care about her. But Duramente loves her trainer a lot.
yosh! ikuyoooowon 32/40 in round 1, time to see how hard i get raped against actual good fronts
>>584294778>Hilly forested land>Ground zero for horse racing in America>Right next to a vast open steppe like the plains of Mongoliaconfusing
Kitasan gives you sex every night even if you don't ask
>>584295083What does that even mean for global?As in, after cm results you gotta just fuck off for a week?
>>584295359I did 11/20 today, fronts were stronger, ends were stronger. How'd you do, anon?
>>584295401That's rape
>>584295401that's rape
>>584295496>gottayou could just not be a seanig
>>584295359>first race???? am i in day 3 of round 1>>584295514am about to find out
>>584295081>"Duramente">Legs are not durableque cosa
i dont understand do the devs think we are gonna continue GL bricked runs? i dont see why would you keep playing a career that refused to give you a certain color and now you have the shittiest numbers everdo the japs playing dogshit runs for fun or something?
>>584295496Log out on the 19th or 20th before the banners change then come back after at least 5 to 10 days to get the pulls for umas rather than some card nobody talks about
>>584295259she's oguri but not fat
>>584295607>legswat?Her name clearly means Hardmind
>>584295641you lose a rainbow shard doing thatso I'm not sure it's worth itthe extra 50 pulls are tempting, though.
>>584295607She means she's fucking sweepy duramente
>>584295607>>584295259>>584295081Stop samefagging
>>584295789
>>584295647but then that's not oguriit's like goku if he wasn't fat
>>584295754If it were a rainbow crystal I'd consider, but 100 pulls on umas is worth it if I get to lick Kita pits and be crushed by Dia feet
>>584295754>you lose a rainbow shard doing that>so I'm not sure it's worth itfull crystals are worth $400 and you need 20 shards for a crystal so the value of a shard is $20, but the cost of 50 pulls is $40 in paid carats (at the highest value of 63? carats per buck(if you use the steam store higher if you're using cyge's but I cannot be assed to math that out rn)) or 7500 free so that comes up to some retarded number above $120
duramente's career is way more romantic than kitasan's
>>584295359>>584295514well that was easyran into multiple autotrained teams somehow, only lost to a halloween rice (holy sovl)
Kitasan is so hot that she can't rape you. You're always willing.
>>584296116Duramente wants to get youKitasan doesn't have to try, she already has you
>>584290203>>584290734>>584291058yes you silly goobs you're supposed to run her solo front so she actually has a chance of snagging the leadin a way she's safe from the frontmetafaggots because they can't run anything except front loaded teams so that's nice get FUCKED!!kita white-o will change that but it's okitldr metafags are gay and too sissified to run DIVERSE teams like you should. stacking one style should be punishable by CRINGE
>>584296064that's some good context, thanks. I'm strictly f2p, and I desperately need 4 crystals by the time Wit Bourbon releases so that I can guaranteed MLB her in 200 pulls (this is assuming Ramonu gets MLB'd in 400, literally coin toss yea or nay) and I had already budgeted 200 rolls on Kitawhite. I'll decide this week what I'll do. Oof.
>>584296314No, Dia has me. Kitashit and Durashit can go bother someone else.
>>584290203Fuck, why did I write this long post in reply to your simple one. Oh well, here it is:I would need to see your exact team and to know the data on your lobby comps and whether KSB was losing because of fronts blocking her ult, or Ends running her down. However even if I DID know all that, it could still turn out that it was all the result of RNG, 20 races isnt really much of a data set.Anyway, the more power, wit and mid race velocity a front runner has the better it will do against other fronts, but to defeat the other 3 styles, Speed and and the strength of your accel skills are far more important.Since KSB and Sky have accel ults it means they are GENERALLY better at beating ends, meanwhile V Bourbon and S Maru have a mid race velocity ult which means they are better at beating other fronts.However to win a race, you of course need to beat ALL the other umas. In order to do that, you want to use your team formation in order to increase your chances of getting the ideal lobby composition. If your front is better at beating other fronts then you obviously want a bunch of fronts, but if your front is better at beating ends, then the ideal lobby is one big nig built to crash out right before late race and 7 non fronts.
>>584296370You only like her for her money
>>584296364>>>I desperately need 4 crystals by the time Wit Bourbon releases so that I can guaranteed MLB her in 200If it's a card that needs MLB then go for 400
does kitasan use her armpits to mark you?
Such a cracked Uma. Doesn't even need her own card!
>>584295754even using the retarded math of "crystal = 200 pulls" that means a shard is only worth 10 pulls
>>584296586that's one strong SMaru. Deck? Impressive
WHEN DOES THE FREE PULLS START
>>584296658Next week I think
Liberty Island when?
>>584296640>solo ace with debuffers>45% wrReal strong bwo
>BourbonYou didn't win>End Closer with Encroaching ShadowYou didn't win>RunawayYou didn't win
>>584296724I won with Halloween Rice
>>584296703i can't imagine how sad that would be
>>584296724>t. got stuck below B grade against thoseIf that's your mantra to sleep at night sure
>>584296703me middle left
>>584296640Here ya go.>>584296704Actually she's one of three aces. My overall WR so far is 41/60.I'm not desperate.
I love my genius wife!
>>58429665810:00pm on October 20th (UTC)For me that's 5pm on October 20th. so if you want 100 free pulls you can't login at all on the 20th, the 21st, the 22nd, the 23rd, the 24th, and the 25th until after 10:00PM (5pm for me).
I don't think Kitasan Black is hot or sexy at all.
>>584296765Context?
>>584296765>>584296703All that crap about Remember Aston Machan would have to be multiplied by 10 if they were insane enough to make Liberty Island an umamusumeActually doing that at all would bring up too many fucking questions so they never will
>>584296765She's with her dad, grandma, and great grandma now. >>584296910She ded.
>>584296910Owner needs to kill himself that's the context
>>584296763Me too!
I love machan so much bros
>>584275920>Biwa got A finals on her own despite her Wit deficiencyReally wish I had gotten Maestro instead of relying on VIP Pass (though I don't think Creek finished her chain), random lucky pacing killing her is a big problem
i took an uma autism test and it gave me this umawhat does it mean? and who is she?
>>584297118why are you a whore
Inspiration is a meme1* Long14* LongNo difference really
>>584297118You're a MILF that wants to fuck her daughter's boyfriend
>>584297176retard
>>584296453If I wanted a rich girl I'd marry Yanko
>>584297118you are a whore
>>584296936feel like they had a seiyuu lined up for Liberty Island long before her untimely death
>global is so dead even group A has clankersgrim
>>584296857I get a secondhand boner from seeing highrolls like this. Fast Learner, stam/power sparks?most impressive. >Actually she's one of three aces. My overall WR so far is 41/60.that's my exact win rate, too. You'd think it was 95%+ with all the bitching about fronts this CM>yes, if you do a zillion ace runs, one of them is going to be goodI'm sure some anons hit the highroll on their second ace run, but some *coughs* take 30 to get something acceptable. They're just mad because no one ever passes winning fronts, I think.
>>584296979>>584297032Another victim of the overworking horse yakuza?
>>584297231Group A has had clankers since Virgo at least one of my clubmates won plat with a Clanker XOg
>>584296905I know you're gay
>>584297101>Santa Biwafag strikes againI love to see it
kitasan is a fair and balanced character
>>584296724Are runaways actually wining?All the runaways Ive seen so far are either built purposefully to die, or were just plain shit.
Why would adding Liberty Island be any different than Rice or Suzuka?
>>584296586Goodjob marubro, I'm letting mine rest since she's been on every single one for like a year now.
>>584297406My Runaway Suzuka has a 37% WR, and is my most consistent winner on my team (Kitasan and VBourbon, Suzuka is the captain)
>>584297118You uhhh spiritually owe me sex, I would recommend not reincarnating
CYGAMESU UMAMUSUME PWETTY DEHBY!!!!
>>584297146>>584297207>>584297216im not a whore :( i just love my friends a lot
>>584297410Rice and Suzuka were victims of their genes, Island... Well, another case of Karoshi
>>58429720841%
>>584297276
>>584297276yeah, ran two G1s in two different countries in the same month
>>584297406i tried using a runaway today and it was the first time i went 0/5 since CM started lmao
>>584297264You're too kind, anon! Somehow no, that run was not a Fast Learner one. Just a very lucky training high roll with plenty of white skills, too. The second inheritance I had during that run gave me Long S + max hint Groundwork and a bunch of other goodies so I knew I had to lock in when I had it. >You'd think it was 95%+ with all the bitching about fronts this CMI almost feel bad adding to the problem, but then I remember how all those same retards were spamming xoguri + double debuffers last CM so they deserve to be beat down for a change. I knew that looping emperor Spe-chan for my front runners was the right call!
>>584297406well built runaways with a shit ton of midrace in a room where regular fronts kill each other off can work
>>584297497She still deserves to have her story told and to have the opportunity to live on forever as a hot anime girl
need to get out of bed...slept and woke up 6 times plus nightmares plus tipno guy to keep me safe from them eitherlet me love youlet me care for youwe'll be unstoppable, together...
>>584297497Well Rice was also recommended to scratch his final race because of iffy health but since they rearranged that whole G1 race to be a tribute to him or some shit there was a lot of pressure to keep him on..
>>584297497Rice is also because his owner got greedy and wanted another g1 bro. It's not like Suzuka who died on his prime.
>>584297631In 10 years maybe, but it's too soon and that'd affect Sunday Racing stonks or something
>>584297415I'll do my best bringing it home with her in your stead this time around!
>>584294132They don't call her the White Lightning for nothing. Quick on the bed quick on the run
>>584297753Do you really think this series will still be around in 10 years
>>584297787>this artistFucking hell thats hot. If only they can make uma doujins too.
why is she so fucking sexy
>>584297646I'll come sleep with you, Still
>>584297875NTA but yes, Japanese franchises last for a very long time.
>>584297875It's irrelevant, it either happens in 10+ years or it doesn't
>>584297646Leviticus 20:13: "If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them."
>>584297614>I remember how all those same retards were spamming xoguri + double debuffers last CM so they deserve to be beat down for a changeMy Suzu has beaten 9 Hoguris this CM so faryes, it gave me a victory boner.I didn't even compete in Graded League last CM, debuffers are just not fun to play against, and needing 1k+ stam + gold recovery for my fronts just wasn't possible, I didn't have the parents for it. So I hid in Open League like a little bitch with a 95% win rate and clanked Arima parents.
>>584297875If Fate and grub can do itwhy can't umamusume?
>>58429790413 years old or some shit.
Okay I snug into A finals again on the last ticket with my subpar team. That wasnt the plan...
>>584297904she's first-rate in that department, too
I cant compete in 10 years' worth of Division A PVP races
>>584297950>t. virgin incel
>>584297971Based! Did you post your Suzuka? I'd like to see what you have going for her, I'm glad that there's a lot of Suzukas running around this CM. I would've raised her myself if I didn't use her during the last Mile CM. I think we should definitely revel in the satisfaction of slaying hogs for now.>So I hid in Open League like a little bitch with a 95% win rate and clanked Arima parents.You made the right call. Arima is way more fun than mediumslop.
>>584295359OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUSdon't think i've gotten a group A 5/5 since the first unity CM14/20, why is this round 2 so easy
>>584297497she's KS Miracle if she won a Triple>>584297497>>584297651>>584297678Rice's Takarazuka Kinen hasn't even been adapted yet
>>584298116eventually we will catch up and decelerate and have 6 months or whatever worth of foresight and 2 months to build for each CM
>>584298202Front is the hardest style to build, and the server has gotten too used to Xoggy Dom Dom.
>>584297939really
>>584298152Deuteronomy 22:5: “A woman shall not wear anything that pertains to a man, nor shall a man put on a woman’s garment, for all who do so are an abomination to the Lord your God."
I don't need falco saying bible verses to me.
Imagine being so insecure you start spamming book slop
>>584298061I had a plan for building a team like this actually. Mambo seemed like a sleeper because of her free heal unique. But lates kinda suck...
post the bible verse with the two daughters raping their dad while he's asleep to continue their bloodline
>>584298475Hold your horses there cowboy, the whole concept of religion is based around that!
i love watching my girls go i love umamusume it's so fun
>ningen gods
man Grand Live sure has fucked us up
>>584298519REAL???
Shiraoki would smite the trannies too
Post the apocrypha where baby Jesus cures a man's impotence
>>584298592nothing the scale of MANT
>>584298481Well Fuku and Machitan are stayers and it'll be the best shot they get in CMs for a long time. It was indeed easier with Mambo to build her, the heals help a lot with claw forward. I hope they do well.
>Sunday racing got too powerful thanks to Sundayman
>>584298475Imagine not inheriting the kingdom of God & being sentenced to eternal hellfire for your degeneracy
>>584298621It's somewhere in Genesis after his wife turns to salt
what if i tried to kiss kitasan
We appreciate the sinner but not thy sin. That's why the most holy of umas, Tamamo Cross, accepts Oguri Cap despite her gluttony.
>stop clanking fans cause I got too busy reading korean manhwas>come back 2 days later with the club dropping by 15 ranks
>>584298671yeah I guess we're at least not talking about penises.
>https://jiggie.fun/Zp2uCR>https://jiggie.fun/Zp2uCR>https://jiggie.fun/Zp2uCRcurrent jiggie
>>584298718>unironic christcuckoh god you're just as bad as the sand people now too. pathetic !
>>584298241i'm so glad xoguri cms are over (one of my round 2 losses before that 5/5 ticket was to a pace xog)
>>584298760she would probably pass out and then asks you why you didn't rape her when she comes to
>>584298621Found it. This is God's word.Now Lot went up out of Zoar and settled in the hills with his two daughters, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar; so he lived in a cave with his two daughters. And the firstborn said to the younger, ‘Our father is old, and there is not a man on earth to come in to us after the manner of all the world. Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, so that we may preserve offspring through our father.’ So they made their father drink wine that night; and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; he did not know when she lay down or when she rose. On the next day, the firstborn said to the younger, ‘Look, I lay last night with my father; let us make him drink wine tonight also; then you go in and lie with him, so that we may preserve offspring through our father.’ So they made their father drink wine that night also; and the younger rose, and lay with him; and he did not know when she lay down or when she rose. Thus both the daughters of Lot became pregnant by their father.
>>584298776Actually we neither appreciate the sin nor the sinner
why do front faggots circlejerk so much they think they're so oppressed
>>584298718>larping as christian on an anonymous forumPathetic. Just for browsing this site you're out of heaven
>>584298797mambwo... we need your help
>>584298776Okay, but what about Curren? Can you still find it in your heart to accept her?
because any time someone melties over losing to fronts it's funny and deserved
>>584298925it's the most honest style. i can't imagine playing a style where your wincon is not being first place (aka losing)
>>584294883Red Maru's unique is dead on almost all tracks and her potential skills are pretty bad. Summer Maru has a universally decent, sometimes amazing unique and two solid gold skills in her kit. 15% to SPD and WIT are also really good growth bonuses.
>>584298905Wincest is canon
>If this is how you are going to treat me, please go ahead and kill menumbers 11:15
>>584298905hot
>>584298968Is this an ingame scene?
Whomever you find doing the actions of the people of Lot, kill the doer and the one it is done to.
>>584299047but whatabout new years maru
>>584298797what were you reading; if it's too many to list, what was the most engaging out of them
>>584299057
>>584298905Wasn't the whole point of that story was to be the origin story of a particular tribe of people the Hebrews had beef with. Basically it was just a "You're a bunch of inbred hicks" insult.
>>584299057that's meeee what the
I was getting crushed in round 1 rooms and now I'm just completely wrecking group B. this is fine.
i like admire
>>584298924Maybe, but I will because I'm evil.>>584298978I will, even a harlot can find redemption.
>>584299196that is my pov with you then
>>584298858t. takes it up the arse
>>584299000nobody is melting down it's these 2 losers crying about oguri for some reason
>>584298296Who wouldn't
>>584299057Me on the bottom
musu
>>584299057You can't post that
How is Teio like Lazarus? Both were able to make a comeback
>>584299337awww you...
>>584299440I appreciate it, but try again, I'm sure that's not the best you could come up with
>>584299265I cant believe the Smart Falcon who was preaching the gospel was actually Doto in disguise the whole time. Oh wait, yes I can.
>they take works of fiction from 2000 years ago as factbiggest gaslight in human history
>brown AGP troon ERP hoursyawn
>she's such a whore heheyou literally know nothing about her
I'm white, actually
>>584299521wtf is wrong with that dude's fingersweird ass ai
>>584299686White skinned =/= White ethnically
when's GL gonna be over wtf
>>584299672all derby and no pretty makes Teio a Tokai Teio
>>584299686We know
>>584299592shiraoki isn't real
>>584299790>>584299790>>584299790
>>584299752just under 2 months remaining
>>5842997522 more cms and it's over
>keep playing shitty run to see if the first inspiration is even gonna give me something good>only blues>proceed to fail a 1% thricedamn the game really wanted me to stop playing
>>584299686that bussy will be white after i'm done with you
>>5842995927 and this nonny will feel the warmth of the holy spirit before his untimely death4 and he was preordained to be unrepentant sinner to test the faiths of others anything else and I'm squeezing one out to fuku before bed
>>5842998301 and a half if you want to build your dirt finalists in GM
>>584298481It's not only heal but also has 0.25 m/s 5 s speed buff. It's gold heal + Gold Ship unique in one.
>>584300052>already starting gaslights for cm22nice
>>584299131I've only read two in fact, Revenge of the Baskerville Bloodhound, if you've been reading these type of manhwas and into regressionslop it's good. I've even read the novel and finished off the entire series. And the other is Dungeon Odyssey umamusume
multi grain bread
>>584300179I tend to read otome and childcare fluff, but I'll give them a try. think the last regression revenge one I was reading was that duke pendragon
>>584298202No difference in any of 4 GL CMs for me in "difficulty".
>>584291141
>>58427592013/20 (3rd day in a row same winrate), good enough.
