Previous: >>584327990>NewsVersion 3.3 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/eskKHxhmjCEAgent Record | Severianhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/46653676Agent Record | Phoenixhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/46653231[Web Event] Vyrium Vacation Albumhttps://hoyo.link/3wOLXYiYD>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character Demohttps://youtu.be/s-y-Vc1dVkU (EN)https://youtu.be/b9rqMnCNM10 (JP)https://youtu.be/w088eYNQW4w (EN)https://youtu.be/n1CR-XqPYEU (JP)https://youtu.be/Ln0ilmPqXU0https://youtu.be/VjNhciBWgug (EN)https://youtu.be/_Q6RmpJjZHs (JP)>Upcoming Events for 3.2https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/166000All-New Program 09/09 - 10/20Angels Support Operation 09/09 - 11/30Potential Hypothesis: Reforged in Fire 09/09 - 10/20Clink Clank Pinball Knight! 09/10 - 10/19Shadow Chase Showdown 09/16 - 10/05Surprise Screening PLan 09/23 - 10/20Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 09/23 - 09/28Diary of an Orbie Parent 09/30 - 10/19"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 09/30 - 10/20Chronicles of the Hobbling Crow 10/03 - 10/19Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 10/14 - 10/19>Redeemable Codeshttps://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZGRIND32ZZZINK32ZZZVOID32>Resources and Useful Linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds>/zzz/ OP Pastebin (use this if making new thread)https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
>>584367270Who the fuck is this
I want to be Roxy and get pumped full of adrenaline shots while getting fucked all day
Don't forget about Sarah......
Snitching on Yuzuha to the teacher
>>584367487It's Phoenix, you... you...Sunny Milk!
Those who have one stack of point counter need two more to unleash converging spear
Pulling Yuzuha's ear plug
Tricking Yuzuha into a loving marriage that lasts for the rest of our lives and produces 6 happy children.
>>584367708just block an attack with your fat ass
Those who have one stack of Vortex only need half an energy bar to Fly the Flag
Aria is a waste of pulls!Aria is a rugpulled jobber!Aria is a powercrept brick!
>/bant/ thread for mihoyo>half the posters are SEA or brazillians/latinX calling themselves aryan
How easy would it be to groom Soukaku assuming Yanagi or anyone else doesn't get in the way?
https://poal.me/7n3cq4
Sex with Sunday's sister
>>584368229>assuming Yanagi or anyone else doesn't get in the way?Not a reasonable assumptionAnyways it'd be ridiculously easy
>>584368229Can you cook?
>>584368317>Kafka and Robin get to hang out on 6th Street>Ellen and Astra get Iron Tomb'dWas it fair?
>>584368293Belle's tits are fine the way they are you fucking faggot
>>584368293Belle is flat now
>>584367689No, I said I want to be Roxy and have those things done to me
>>584368317with the direction the game is going, she’s more likely to be having sex with kafka kek
>>584368353(Optional)
>>584368229Soukaku would snitch on you so fast. Not out of malice but to share how good and special you made her feel to Yanagi
>>584368317Would they really give us movie event with Robin and Kafka? Come to think o it, considering it's close to the VH patch, the devs probably would
There's no shot they're just going to release Collabs characters for 3.4 right? There has to be at least one actual ZZZ character too right?
>>584368229>>584368509She just wanted baps and now she's going to have to get a reduction to pay for this month's mortgage
>>584368460
>>584368229
>>584368509
What if Nicole threatened to punish you for not paying her?
>>584368317HSR collab Movie Event HSR collab Photo Event
Question, what would Yanagi do if she discovered I fucked Soukaku daily and accidentally made her go into heat
would Soukaku have sex with me for 2 tonnes of potato salad?
>>584368793I obviously refuse to pay her
>>584368859Bring you to the secret Oni womens only tribe and have you breed with the rest of them
>>584368793She's the one who owes me!
I love fucking other men's precious little sisters. Looking forward to Lumine and Ayaka next year
>>584368971Nah, I rather dedicate my dick to SouCOCKu
The last agent you played as is gonna fucking kill you, how fucked are you?
>>584368865this style of cunny is so erotic
>>584367270Zenless Zone Zero?
>>584369164Buh-but Billy's a good guy!He's a Starlight Knight and Starlight Knights never harm the innocent!
>>584369220yes
>>584369164Nangong, hopefully her method of killing me is sucking my cock until I die of dehydration or sexual overexertion
>>584368793I would threaten to punish her for being obese
>>584369343>he thinks he's innocent
>>584369164I think I can convince them to let me live
>>584369164>AriaAt least she'll sit on me.
>>584367270
>>584368708H-Hey Yanagi, what are you doing here?
>>584367919When we get the time skip, are we gonna have a sexy, bad attitude Slutkaku?
>>584369164GET SOME
>>584368859>>584369157>Anon>Delete these posts>Now>I don't know what possessed you to write something so utterly disgusting about Soukaku>And frankly, I don't care>She trusts you Anon>And you've mistaken that kindness for an invitation to humiliate her*slowly draws her naginata*>I'd strongly advise you to stop smiling>Because the only reason we're still having this conversation is that Soukaku would be upset if you got hurt>Now get out of my sight
Which zenless has the stickiest hands?
>>584369631Mod of that dress when?
You are now the last agent you played as and are required to get extremely kinky using their body, who are you and what do you do
Let's see how brown you are: pick only one
>>584369693Sunna without a fucking doubt
Does anyone remember Vivian's vision of Phaeton falling from the sky? Phaeton death by the end of S3 confirmed?
>>584369693mustard, ketchup, relish and burger grease are simply facts of life
>>584369631>bad attitudeShe'd seem like that then she'd dote all over everyone like they did to her
>>584369786Lind. Next question.
The white man's choice
>>584369895I think it's pretty common for teenagers to have a little bit of a shitty phase. I can easily see Soukaku feeling smothered by Yanagi at a certain point and struggling to grow from the baby of Section 6 to a mature young lady within H.A.N.D.
>>584369671There at least a small chance she'll let it go if Soukaku loves (You) enough.
>>584369786Dracaene by a longshot
>>584369671I want to get raped by Yanagi though
We will save Truvia with the power of friendship and detached sleeves
>>584369671I mean you're probably right but to be fair the only kind of humiliation I'd give Soukaku is after I hopefully made her develop a humiliation kink
>>584369343>Buh-but Billy's a good guy!>stealing six months of pay from your boss>good guy
Lindverne
>>584370481She approved it!
>>584370446let the melons breath
>>584370550LIAR!
>>584367782>>584367815sexo
>>584370481Nicole deserves it for almost getting her, Anby, and Nekomata killed.
>>584369819>>584370449Are these model traces?
>>584370449Imagine she was just an anby clone all along
>>584370793wouldn't surprise me
>>584370070Considering how slowly Soukaku matured (and how Yanagi just kind of lets her do whatever off the clock), I'm saying it's more likely that's 100 years bad future Soukaku than teenage Soukaku
I tried looking past the yurishit and ran her a few times in the lost void and the gameplay doesn't click with me.Aside from the defensive assist power struggle (which you barely get to use anyway) she wasn't fun to play.Maybe it's just me but I feel like they dropped the ball with the impact frames of her attacks. She's using a big axe but instead just zooms all over enemies. Also maim clearly needs a better sound effect. Compared to anomalies it's way too silent and lacks aforementioned impact.
>>584368293>>584368509Bad news someone picked the 1kTruly, society is ruined by the bottom 1%
RERUN FUFUBUFF CAESARRERUN LIGHTERBUFF HUGO
>>584371304
>>584370748Mayflower's pov
>>584371338yeah sure i'll get right on that
>>584371467Belle breast milk
>>584371687Ethereal milk
>>584371614thank you Da Wei
>>584369786
>>584370453
>>584370698Well, if Nicole wasn't being a sarcastic bitch over a bad connection there wouldn't be any confusion.
Sigrid-Norma-Lindverne will be a peak canon team
Chain Attack disc set when?
I see the crystal raindrops fall and the beauty of it all...
>>584371806she's not that old!
I'm going to ruthlessly fuck Soukaku daily and give her high quality home cooking
>>584372281>Sigrid+Lind teamNot happening bro
>>584372229ouuuu shi
How long until new patch?
>>584372735I HAVE FAITH
>>584368293>1500 dennies leftBelle can barely buy a bowl of ramen with that amount of denny.
>>584372048Is Promeia the least caked up Krampus agent?
>>5843728408ish days
>>584373025Maybe with the usual off-field LV gear
>>584372840Too long. I'm getting so desperate I'm playing genshin again.
>mfw Kafka doesn't use her guns outside of an ult animation
https://poal.me/jgj3lp
>>584372882We had 3 really good blondes this arc
>>584373790But... there are 4 blondes in the image
>>584372882Slopet is shit
>>584373490even if the sword becomes the main weapon she'll still fire a few shots during her basic string. kinda like S Billy
ra ra roscaelifer, product of the sunbringer
>>584373913Yes, it wasnt a perfect streak unfortunately
Question, if I made Soukaku cum her brains out daily, took her out on romantic dates, and cooked top quality meals from scratch every time I invited her over but didn't take her out somewhere, what would most likely happen first:A) Soukaku fully comprehends the type of relationship this isB) Yanagi either murders me or finds a way to put me in prison
>>584375053C) Soukaku brings you a bean bun recipe and says her mom will be coming by later tonight for dinner and sex
how often are potentials for older characters released?I would have thought next patch would have had 1 for ceasar or any of the other loss pools who didnt have 1 yet.
>>584375205Yanagi can watch while she sees me make Soukaku cum harder than anything she's seen in her entire life instead
>>584375389There should be one every patch, but devs are lazy. Most agents just need one LV gear added to their kit with a damage boost.
I swear to god if they give Kafka that shitty scuffed dodge assist
>>584375053Sorry Anon but it's B
>>584375389they made a commitment to buff all the standard characters, and because of the the pace of the buffs was very high. but now that they're done you can expect the rate of buffs to slow down bigly, since buffs are basically gibs that they invest to get player to return but that ultimately affects their bottom line since it weakens the incentive to roll for new things.
Astra havers, do you regret pulling because of her EA?
>>584369786Lind
>>584375053soukaku would plead for nagi to not hurt you, so instead she personally supervises every time you're with herafter numerous accounts of supervision, yanagi can no longer restrain herself and also joins in suddenly
>>584369786Lindverne.
>>584375695They kinda stopped doing that.
>>584375701>>584375982Honestly I feel like these two answers are probably correct in chronological order with the last bit happening if I made Soukaku cum hard enough to make it splatter on the ceiling
ok bros, should I get the 10 dollar for 8pc chicken bucket from kfc, or try the new dominos pizza for 50% off.
does soukaku's girlcum taste like blueberry jam or berry blast gatorade?
>>584376310I'd say pizza but you do you
>>584376394ok give me a two topping combo, I was thinking doing a garlic parm chicken bacon.
>>584376484I'm personally a quattro formaggi enjoyer, so not sure, but parmesan and bacon sounds good enough
https://youtube.com/shorts/TlLvs2Zk8RA?si=mYrtZA4xFAchepOB
>>584376484As the anon who wants to make Soukaku cum gallons per week, I suggest either bacon/pineapple or pepperoni/jalapeno
good afternoon /zzz/!
>>584367815Wife
>>584376925It's nearly 6 o'clock idiot Sunna
>>584372735pic source? image search doesn't work
>>584377146never again after the horizon zero dawn crossover
>>584376925Hi friend its 3pm here!
>>584376925
>>584377282Idk I got half my pics from y'all, might be from twitter try searching Lindverne and look for media
>>584377336Easy on the bread Grace
LIIINDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Random degenerate question, do you think Soukaku would be into getting edged after she really got into it
>>584377604Unfortunately matchup with banners doesn't work. With Lindverne it will be too much plus her id still the same as Aria?
>>584377604will probably pull cause her skin looks awesome
>>584377336Grace is so sex she just needs a good outfit to make up for the censorship
do people really think these jews would make skins for characters they wont release
>>584378447could be 3 in 1 but you have to buy each skin separately
>>584377846I don't have enough disgusted Yanagi images
>>584378597KWAB
Eldreda > Draecane > Lindverne
>>584377923While her being a skill button like Shungus and Remielle were before their respective patches doesn't prove anything we know this season's already fucking with the usual VH and banner pacing by dropping another main push in 3.7 and with the collab in the middle of the story instead of the post-season Singer patch.
>>584378685This but the opposite
>>584377304There was no crossover you retard. Do you know what a crossover is vs guest character?Fucking zoomers
I'm afraid they will not change her id even when beta starts. It's over.
Why is Vivian looking at Wise in a lustful way after she gave him her homemade cookies?
>>584369530
>>584369530>>584379475
>remie says sunbringer was socially awkward>dracaene is confident and even a bit playful>lindverne is very outgoing and earnest>if the three sunbringers didn't inherit the same memories and they are split between them that means their personality traits might also been split unevenlythat means eldreda inherited the autism to the maximum, right? surely? god I want her to be a total fucking failure with social autism that exceeds miyabi and promeia combined so fucking bad
Forcing an ethereal to watch AoD like that one zombie from half life
>>584379335Using Vivian's pussy as a dip for my cookie
Wise wants to eat food that has Koleda mouth all over it.
Telling Sunna I need my food chewed by her
>>584379714When will you retards learn to stop making headcanons about a characters personality because they made a face for 2 seconds
>>584380197It makes good conversation
>>584380197They'll never stop. Remember when people started to think lindverne would be retarded because she clapped her hands at some pancakes?
>>584377146flops collab together.The king does not concern himself with the sheep.
>>584380197your reading comprehension? I'm not claiming that's how she is going to be, I'm HOPING that's how she's going to be
>>584379793somebody else can edit them in
>>584380593eat shit bta faggot you migrant nobody cares about your dumbass charts and google search pages
more pheonix plz
phoenix healing people with her pee
Koleda motivating workers by "spitting" in their drinks
>>584377146based i hate genshit too
>>584381129This ass and Lindy saved S3
we love the circus group.
what if that exposed belly of Koleda's got FAT
>>584381821And also, y'know
>>584382030>Nurse Diaylnwoah
>>584380061>Wise wants to eat food off Koleda's midriffFTFY
>>584382071It would look something like this
some days we all hang out in the /v/ threads instead huh?
>>584382083
Which ZZZ would look better gaining 50 pounds (23 kilos)
>>584382323There's a ZZZ thread on /v/?I normally avoid going there since there a schizo jannie on /v/ that usually 404 any zzz thread, claiming that its a genreal
>>584382386all
>>584382386Soukaku
>>584382572theres a zzz /v/ thread several times a week yeah. the one currently up is heading to 500 posts already
>>584382083Doesn't count, she's a S1 character in disguise.
4 Sigrid guides and I still don't understand how to play her or why she wants chain attacks and assists from Norma and Rina
>>584382809What's the point of 2 threads?
>>584383082She's still core to S3
>>584383259>how to play herHold basic when the bar is blue and she has a golden ball, more golden balls=more damage from the charged attack. Almost everything in her kit gives charge and golden balls>why she wants chain attacksIt gives her a charge+she has a passive that buffs the damage of her charged attacks when you do a chain attack
>>584383372most /v/ threads are made to avoid the meltdowns from that one schizo that happen whenever you insult AoD during Indonesian/Indian daylight hours
>>584383259I know your pain, her tutorial is shit and I basically had to figure it out through just playing her for a while>4 hit combo turns her bar blue>When her bar is blue you can hold normal to do a strong attack which consumes the blue bar to generate an orb>The amount of orbs she currently has determines how strong that attack is>At three orbs it's very strong and all orbs are consumed>If you are hit by an attack in the charge-up time of using that hold attack she will parry and receive another orb, upgrading the attack>If she chain parries she gets another orb per attack, usually goes straight to the finisher.>Stuff like quick assists also turn her bar blue allowing you to hold attack for another orb>Chain attacks allow her to just do the full combo of orb 1 attack, orb 2 attack, and orb 3 attack all in a row, by far the strongest thing she can do>manual chain canceling and then starting another chain attack allows her to do this multiple times before the stun bar is depleted
>>584383639Shut it you dysgenic
>>584383487Yes but her design, personality and are animations are reminiscent of S1.She's kinda like AoD in that she shows the devs still have the sauce but are choosing not to use it except for a few "unimportant" characters because they're now chasing something else.Peenis and Lind shine as the first exampled of that "something else" having the potential to be good enough to compare.
>>584383863Kek he's talking about you right?
>>584383639So they're made to avoid you but you are aware of their existence... still sounds pointless to me.Besides, an ongoing /v/ thread is "why did you stop playing Zenless" which kinda reads like melty bait.
>>584384148Doesn't mean her sauce isn't keeping S3 alive
>even /v/ knows about ariatrannyuh oh.......................................................
so whats the deal3.4 = collab only?or 3.4 = sunbringer + collbab and collab will hang around for like 10 months like how shart rail did fate?
Nangong's erogenous zone...
I want to teach Soukaku how to fuck herself with her tail and then enjoy the show
Hmmm, no. I don't think so. Enough of this.It's time for Pulchra love.
*doesn't post pulchra*
>>584384262its to make discussion with new people instead of the same 15 retards here
if china is willing... then is hoyo? coming soon to the major patch cycle, NEW CALEDONIA
>>584385169>I don't think
*visualizes the Pulchraverse within the mind's eye, forgoing any need to engage with the material world*
>>584384673It will be like the Fate collab with the proper 3.4 Banners alongside the Collab banners with their own pity
>>584385403That's NOT Burnice I am deeply familiar with Burnice's breasts and this is a goddamn skinwalker
give me Bundas.
There is a 50% chance Belle and Cissia have shared a bed.
What's so special about this minor character that makes so many people love her and so many others seethe with bitter envy?
>>584385626Crazy I thought there were actual green stink clouds wafting into my nose just now but it was just me hallucinating
>>584385626Sunnass
>>584385795there is a 1000% belle and wise share a bed often
>>584385827I want to lovingly hatefuck her.
Here they are.What do you think of them?
>>584385929I would suck them
Burnice if she had great tits:>>584385403
>>584385924Their beds are in two separate rooms silly.
>>584385827There's only like 1 schizo who loves her though.
>>584385929Pet Peeves #9: Nobody realizes I also have a great ass!-Dolly Parton
