Previous: >>584344275New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/OuXP2GipwAE>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light HelloCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 2, Sparkly Magic Show>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: alt Air Groove, alt Rudolf, SSR Brian, SSR Admire GrooveNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Tangerine love
wtf is that other OP
Tachyon LOVE
kill everyone
>>584369053Millennial tranny tumblr subculture, don't think about it.
fuku sex
I'm not using the other oneyou have to force me, janny
Hello
This one!
hey
Long-haired Fuku is SHIT.
okay, it's this one.
>>584368881I couldn't make a Fuku that could winWould Fuku have a better chance at the Tenno Sho CM at her home turf of Kyoto or would she need not one but two recoveries there which further strains her lack of native gold recovery
>>584369439kek
>>584369504hey
>>584369439Bakushin and Kita are cute together
>>584369504
cm21 will be this image but with razor-sharp steps and the ol' reliable straightaway spurt
>>584369591i saw an armored fuku with 36% wr or something yesterday. you're just weak.
Mambwos...
>>584369447Fuck off to umajp already you troglodyte
>>584369604me and n*** after I do more than one run a day
>>584369606you made me think there were new stickerswhen is the schizo guy gonna update his thingy
>>584369384>>584369504Hey
>>584369659that's cm22 dumb dumb
>>584369809da heck?!
>>584369713please dont be meani used ten or so borrows on thisim really heartbroken i had this set for a while
my fucking favourite ōjisama...
Pokkute
New tierlist just dropped
>>584368881orenji kyou mo tabete mita kedomada suppakute naitawatashi mitai de nokosenai karazenbu tabetaaaaasuki da yoooo nakeru yoooosuki da yoooo suki da yoooo
>>584368881cuter thread, I'm here
>>584369809He did. I made and sent in images of all stickers that were in the global game and not in the generator and now they are in the generator. There aren't any new ones (to the generator) that aren't in the global game though, maybe that's what you meant
anons will she survive with one stam green and one gold? or should I swap one of my late race vels for a white?
>>584369294If I was Dia's trainer I wouldn't last a week before losing to her boobs.
>pure>doto not even deserving of a reply.
>>584370061Pokute?
>>584370203cute couple
Bakushin is even in my dreams, what do I doGuess adding a themed ona is the only path
>>584370227She dies even with 2 golds if you face a full debuffer lobby, otherwise 1 green and a gold should be fine.
I'm begging you... please do your runs...
>>584370203In my mind, the one who conceived umamusume as a concept loved Suzuka so much he made sure to self-insert as spicaman with this exact goalI have no proof but the voices in my head told me so, and I think it's pretty epic
>>584370560Mambwo.....
>>584370105You could've just said you're an unironic cuck who fell too deep in the NTS psyop
BAKUSHIN LOVE
>>584370560already did my runs now its time to beat my meat to sexy uma's
Stego cute.
>>584370179neat
>>584370560Nah I rather watch some yuyu hakusho
>>584370105>I made a shitty tierlist for rageb8uhhhhh..........good for you I guess
>>584370807>>584370948Please just start an auto run first...
>>584370179good stuff anoni like this tool
>>584370976I NEED to kiss Light Hello
I wonder why I keep coming back here
>>584370990I bet some teio bro has some elaborate gooning ritual
>>584370560Only if danchou posts Super Creek's sticker.
>>584371043I only made nine of them, most were already in there but a few were weirdly missing for a long time (Suzuka and Condor Pasa for example)
>>584370861Stego... sexo?
>>584370948is it good? it's been on my mental "you have to watch this" list for years and years but never touched it, bleach fan btw
>>584371031danchou can wait
people acting like you can cut speed for cm21 are in for a really rude awakening
>>584371269you just watch it for the tournament arc and never touch it again.
>>584370990Just lubricants and silicone sounds and a dream
newbie, do I roll some umas? I only have the 5 initial ones, does pity carry over?
>>584370773They did give Grass all the NTSbait characteristics you see in JAV...
>>584368663it's a dumb joke because shortly after the famous Bakushin armpit licking gif they released a ballroom alt where she's wearing a suit (ie covering her pits)
>>584371324>people saying you can cut speed in a 1200m sprintNO ONE is saying this, you retard
>>584371324This is one of the cutest things I've ever seen, thanks anon...
>>584371238
>>584371392>does pity carry over?no.you have to be quite selective about your uma banners if you intend on being f2p and remotely competitive. if you don't give a fuck about pvp past participation rewards then do whatever you want.
>>584370990tenga extreme or whatever it was black flip hole with asmr, once tech is better, I might try vr or straight out sex androidsI'll likely get some hips first
>>584371458I'm not usually into boyumas but one guys said she looked like Kino and now I love her for no reason
>>584371392>does pity carry over?NoRoll umas when there's an uma you're interested in. Check gametora or any of the timeline tools to see what uma is coming up and when. You can also buy an uma for $20 every anni and half anni (next one is in 1.5 months).We'll be getting 50 free support card and uma pulls starting on the 20th if you log in daily or 100 uma pulls and no support card ones if you're daring to use secret tech
>>584371084I come here because every other place I can talk about uma in fucking sucks. This place sucks less.
>>584371508Got it, I'll let my penis and heart guide my wallet then.I would like to be moderately competitive, but I know my heart and penis are first. For one, I wouldn't be able to whole heartedly dedicate myself to goldshi even if she was the peak of meta
>>584371661>secret techI'll gamble on that one for the kita sexo forma
Which race is the star piece race today?
>>584371703I prefer the other place but it's usually slower
>>584371626She's a blatant Kino expy, and it's great (though at some points it gets a bit heavy handed).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQzpI1we_ywHer voice is actually fantastic too.
I come here because I don't know anyone else
>>584370560Just for you, I sent out Cafe on a clanker run to get more bond pointsI'll do my CM21 Aces building once I get some good Sprint parents
>>584371813Champions CupBallroom Fuji Kiseki
>>584371919Cheers
>>584368881fukutits!fukutits!
>>584371919Kiseki does anal??
bourbon isnt really a problem cause the only way you get fucked is if another faggot brings a front team and making it a shit show 2-3 fronts is no big deal
>>584371724You should probably do some account rerolls to get an uma you like + LH and then start saving.Probably won't be even moderately competitive for a while but open should be fine.
>>584371897hello im anon
The GL dream skill is a waste for End Closer right?
>>584371846Are you gonna be mad at me if I say that the "other places" I was referring to aren't other threads?
>>584372153>account rerollsNo thank you, I love my Urara and Bakushin a lot already, I would rather spend some more money if I needed it
>>584372250considering end closers are able to climb into the pace-pack with just daring strike, it's not the worst gamble. just very, very expensive for what it is and you're generally not SP-rich.
>>584372250bwo, it sucks for everyone
>>584371878Man I need some dfc tomboys now...
CALL ME UP I'VEGOT TO FEEL ALIVE
so what did we learn?
>>584372392Urara and Bakushin come with every account, you'll always get them. rerolling is fast and easy
>>584372392based
>>584372487clanking parents from borrows suck
>Two runaways in the room>One of the runaways actually lostHUHWHATI THOUGHT THEY AUTO DIED IF THEY COLLIDEDShe didn't even have any extra stamina
>>584368983>I liked Kitasan's career because... ...she is a very likable characterIf this was how I rated career stories then every story would be at least ok
>>584372467CALL ME UP HIGHSET ME FREE TO FLYMY BLUE SKY HOME
any cuties
>>584371113>>584371360>>584371538ty boys
>>584372527That very night, it's said some eerie screams coming from somewhere in town could be heard in TracenNext day Nature looked refreshed and trainer had a sore throat for some reason
>>584372253Not mad just disappointed
>>584372693Donna is no whore
>>584372527Kiryuin is such a homewrecker.
>>584372852but I am
>>584372639What? You rate them with other metrics like a faggy sloptuber documentarist?Are you autistic?
Here's some cuties
>>584372965nta but there are various metrics beyond just the character being likableeg did the career make you cry
waheygood morning (11pm)
What is he posting?
>>584370528thanks anon, let's hope she performs!!
>>584373085Overthinking your entertainment and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/127513035>I hate being treated like this! I hate stinky clothes, too!>In my next life, please let me be born as a Shadai-affiliated "horse girl" who has won 20 G1 races!i cri everytiem
>>584372965A story if more than just the character being likableEven if you don't want to talk about it as an adaptation of irl horse racing career
>>584373230>and it is consequences
Fuku has a very sweet career. Yes, I am biased.
>>584373230>it'sOH NO NO NO ESL!!! GUYS I SPOTTED AN ESL!!!!!
>>584373269>A story if moreis*
McQueen has a very sweet career. Yes I'm diabetic
there aren't any metrics to liking a specific umait could be attributed to stuff like chcarcter design, voice, and story, but ultimately it is a matter of fate.look at an uma for a bit, and if you find yourself engaging with her story or personality, and then having that fluttery feeling well up on the inside, then that uma is for you
>>584373230Overthinking entertainment is one of the only reasons humans have culture to begin with, you shit-stinking protozoan.
>>584373174being a night owl is comfy and healthy
>>584373183porn
>>584373456not when you're working..........
>>584373230>it is consequencesI bet you like Solo Leveling
>>584373541I like working deep into the night
>>584373527
>>584373542He's seen one anime and it's Jujutsu Kaisen. He responds to 50% of the things he hears with "bro said _______". He watches Kai Cenat
>>584373541working is uncomfy and unhealthy too
My metrics to liking an uma:>has horse tail and ears>exists>runs (optional)>has tits (optional)
>>584373432laurel and laurelposters owe me sex
>>584373719Mine are:>are they moe?>...>that's it
>>584373683yeah but I need the money to use THAT
>>584373820>moenobody uses that word anymore unc
We are talking about career stories, not liking an umaYou can like an uma even if her career story is a absolute fumble of the source material
>>584373719Mine is only:>do they make me want to protect them?
>>584373893Say it ain't so...
>>584373934That is moe.
>>584373923>is aan*
wtf
>>584373893That's a word for pedophiles uh oh problematic geegee ahh diddyblud kirkpstein chud incels tho
>>584373923>a absolute
>>584374109Well... get to it!
>>584374150Of course the esl would be an arrogant autistic intellectualoid
inb4 "i was only acting like an ESL on purpose to get (You)s" cope
>>584373772for laurel to visit you in your dreams tonight, you have to watch her segments from the live events archived on nyaodds and it's 4th Event Extra Stage Day 1evens and it's 5th Event Gaze Day 1
If an uma makes me feel any emotion at all that isn't hate or indifference, then I love them. nuff said. pic related.
what is love
>>584374109BUAAAAAAAAAH
>>584374279Don't read Helios career story
b-but... I really was just acting....
>>584374112aww hell naw (skullemoji) bro's skibidi rizz be sus fr. lowkey "moe" is giving ick, L vibe. bruh yapping like its tea and hits different when ngl its negative aura. just put the fries in the bag bro. 67. im bout to crash out
please stop bwo
My asshole is bleeding after I worked out
>>584374514anal sex isnt a workout
>>584374514If it's bright red then you're an ojiisan, if it's any other color go to your doctor.
if I can't complete a career with one of my two remaining borrows I am entering clankers in CM21 and CM22.
>Cliffhanger (obv) with sequel bait>Ends with overused MetallicaI had my fun but hot damn what a silly way to end it.Would CB be into hardcore FOR BOYS vidya? What uma would, besides Shakur?
>>584374452u be yappin str8 facts ngl moe and shit lost media ishowspeedreact nocap ratio
>>584374514sometimes when i wipe ill feel something wet and look down to see the tp was soaked through with bloodit hasnt happened lately though
I've typed it's instead of its here before and thankfully I didn't have a shitty opinion so no one called me out on it.
>>584374434Helios (uma) is dead to me.
>>584374041nyo
Musuderb; derbimus
BCC odds following news that Skippylongstocking won't make it
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>584374514I mistook the thumbnail for someone fucking a plane.
Fuck, I almost fell asleep in goldshi's 3k race and I failed the goalTazuna says goldshi lacked guts, am I supposed to trust her this time?
>>584374610After 3 I stopped caring that was perfect but I'm glad those games still existTaishin
I like boobs.Fuji Kiseki's boobs.
>>584374651wtf
>>584374651Wuby...
>>584374782post stats
>>584348542I replied sorry it took me so long
>>584374762Feet city love in gold horse
>>584374782Tazuna literally always lies. Especially when she says fucking guts is what made you lose (it's never guts)
I like boobs. Soft teutonic boobies
>>584374676>pic relatedRefer to these >>584374112 >>584374452
>>584374864You don't have him added tho?
>>584374741>Even horses like Sovereignty and Magnitude have long odds compared to EbayanjeezKinda want Golden Tempo to steal it though
>>584370990I'm fairly old schoolFaux penis of average size and a belt around the neck
>>584374784>After 3 I stopped caring that was perfectFrom what I heard back in the day about Judgement, I get it. I'm just happy this franchise is seemingly is better hands what the dog shit that is 343 Halo.Amusing to think that G1 was re-released 3-4 times, while 2 and 3 never saw official PC ports, only fan ports we're seeing now using leaked builds.TAISHIN!? THE ANDROID SLUT? Damn alright...
>>584374864kys
>>584374861
this uma doesn't care about you having sex with light hello btw
"Moe" might be an old word but I hope people still know what chuunibyou means. Because they are the best umas.
>>584375141sweepy isn't chuunibyouyou're thinking of brian
>>584375038not enough stamguts by tenno sho springtazuna might actually be half correct
>>584375141chuuni suck ass and will forever be lonely losers
>>584375073That's womaspeak for "you touch that whore and I'll make sure a nigger cuts your dick off and sticks it in your throat until you choke to death after he rapes your whole family to death"
My McQueen is going to win this CM but I hate every fucking McQueen poster in this thread.
>>584375141it's not chuuni if she's actually 12 years old
>>584375224brian isn't a chuuni eithergimlet is
>>584375321>brian isn't a chuuni eitherhave you seen her auto training is finished notification message
>randomly bringing up black people in a racist fashionsomeone is projecting real hard for bait
>>584375141krismas s's anorexic white boy friend is the only REAL chuuni.
I fuck McQueen alright
>>584375370not a phone turd like yourselfso no i havent
>>584375141chuuni implies a level of cringe and thats just bad taste when applied to a kid whos like 10 at best
It is time to talk about umamusume.
>>584374278i did this last time and she didn't appear in my dream
>>584375534>10You are aware what chuuni means in chuunibyou right?
>>584375520anon this is a mobage thread
>>584375545we all made it to finals A so why bother
>>584375038you could use a bit more power, especially since she's an end closer. that style will need to accelsrate quickly to reach her top speed and catch up to the frontlinersit could also be a bit of a wit issue, even if ends require less stam than other styles. that helps conserve your stam furtherguts almost always does nothing, except for gassing out which shouldn't happen with proper stam or in Spot Struggle for fronts or dueling for paces and fronts
>>584375520kys V
>>584375545i just dropped a run after losing a 6% of failure in WIT and ended up having 3 songs in Junior Year without Light Hello dates unlockedNow i have to wait tomorrow for TP refill and i want to play this game
>>584375264What a fucking meme anon. My new girlfriend told me she'd kill me and herself if I ever cheated on her so last week I made a decent pass at a another girl and only earned her respect. Don't be a bitch and fail the shit test.
THIRTY (30) minutes until the last bastions of your hope fall and you're relegated to B-finals.
>>584375637Just because we made it doesn’t mean we can rest.We have to win.
>>584375592look at her pictures of her and keep her in your mind before sleeping desu
>>584375805>doesn’t mean we can restdon't tell me you're one of these "people" who remake their aces before finals?
>>584375758if a normal woman says that, you passed the shit test. if a borderline woman says that, she means it and will do it
gonna kill myself if any more of my clubmates cheat on me
>>584375758That just means she's cheating on you but you haven't found
>>584375942I am.There’s always room for improvement.
>>584375545The current scenario SUCKS.
>>584376068grand masters will be better, anon. trust me.
>>584375949I need Still
>>584375545does talking about how horny I am for umas count
>>584375264not if she calls you all kinds of names on the regular
>>584376174it will be unironically
>just under 1100 power>just under A sprintyou fucking donkey
>>584376196Honestly, better than what’s going on right now
>>584376305>>584376196No it's repetitive dogshit
>>584375545i want to rape my trainee
Ugh...
>>584376251it's unironically better to settle for turf pink and 2 sprint GP's with mummy
ryan LOVE
>>584376174Sweet lies like those are all we crave right now, I guess
>>584376305I'm honestly a fake gooner anyway. I like posting suggestive images of umas but I keep the horniness to myself usually.
Which G1 races (turf n dirt) to run for max fans again?
>>584375141Can i rape you?
>>584376251Is donkey a valid insult in uma landDo mules exist
>>584376384Both her spark rolls for pace pink.
>>584376002don't do it is not worth itcheat on them with me
ok but who is your favorite pace chaser?
>>584376653You.
>>584376653definitely not laisu
>>584376653big horse and helios
From Twitter
>>584376653I do not acknowledge pace chaser as a racing style. Pacers are either failed fronts who couldnt make it or too proud to admit that they're really just a late surger.
>>584376539none of the equidae family exist. the only rideable animals are camels.
>>584376653why would I like chasers?
>>584376774>never seen anything
>>584376653
ok but who is your favorite chubby chaser?
>>584369506She is really cute once you start noticing she's a bit of a dumbass.
Are you ready for the 2nd day of Round 2?
Now that I think about it, with fans gained being based of off money prize of the race irl if they ever add Saudi Cup and The Everest, then it would probably be possible to get >1.5 million fans a run
>>584375861damn succubus
>>584375758I eagerly await your gf's murder trial
>>584376969My one friend is a the only cool chubby chaser I know.
>>584376969myself
your motherfucking life ends 15 minutes from now
Umamusume. Umas for this feel?
>>584376220
Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
>>584377289Agnes
>>584377289
>>584376969Oguri Cap is the chubbiest pace chaser
>>584377048I will remember this picture when the courses open up again in spring
>>584377334GO ON A DIET FATASSHOW THE FUCK DO YOU BREAK A FENCE WITH YOUR ASS
>>584377334He did it with his ass btw
>>584377334
>>584377194I am fixing her bpd
>>584377325and? what the fuck is torena supposed to do about that?
Any anon who still doesn't know if he's going to B group based enough to queue on reset?
>>584377430yeah me
>>584376969one of you niggas posts on bbwchan
>>584377430nyes, i always queue at reset even if i go 1-4
Shuka Sho!!!!!!
my SS taishin got me into A finals lmfao
>finally got a 3* 3* parent of my ownShit whites but good enough as a GP I guess
>>584377776can you please get matched against me and whiff important wit checks please
post your round 2 day 2 vibe
>>584377857let me guess3* late surger
I'm not queuing until I'm done with tomorrow's borrowsI'm not giving upI will NOT be in group BI WON'T
>>584377776duh
>>584377737TM Iron...
I like to imagine Agned Digital would be really clingy once you started getting super close.
>troonmama
>>5843779343* pow 3* milePretty good, but 0 mile or scenario sparks
>>584377953You're going to group B where I will cum into your umanko
WHEN BURAIAN
>>584378005nyo. she keeps thing platonic
>>584377915
>789
This will be kino
Breast Mode!
>>5843781796767
>>584378084I agree, She'd want to spend a lot of time with her friends and sulk whenever they're busy.This is the Agnes Digital I want to believe in.
>>584377915Filler day for me while waiting for A finals so it's time to skip races
>>584375743I failed an 11% training and immediately glued a run today.Then I failed a single rainbow speed training on another run that had like 18% chance to fail, got three consecutive triple rainbows after the summer, and I kept training against 99% chance to fail for about five turns because she pissed me off so bad.I don't want to play this shitty game anymore. I hate grand live so much. If I had knowledge of every curse, every expletive, and every slur of every language spoken through the history of humanity, and the power to string every single word together into an unholy lashing of tongues against grand live, I wouldn't be able to express even a fraction of my hatred for this scenario.
>>584378179>escape goat
>>584378084With the way that pink fuck talks, she seems like the type to send (you) a porn fic she wrote for you to proofread and have 0 ulterior motives behind it.
escape goat might be the funniest ESL slip up V did
>>584378194Every potential triple crown got cucked this year, will Lovcen break the curse?
>>584378179
>>584378007retard
>>584378403She'd probably have sex with you with creative purposes, until she finishes her manuscript and realizes she could use the acquired knowledge to have sex with recreational/procreational purposes
>HRT induced melty
>>5843784827 and Lovcen wins4 and triple crown winners become extinct forever more
>>584378487me on the right
>>584378403This doesn't sound far off. She's a total pervert even if her self-esteem sucks.
WE GOIN IN
where are the cuties
>>584378653roll again
>>584378764>4AIIIIEEEEEE
>>584378724
>>584378007>>584378520>>584378641ayabe sex!
Hokko will look so much better here Urara doesn't know she's getting kicked off the dirt team
I get it... this is my punishment.
>>584373207waaah she won the very first race!!
>>584378737Why did they give kitasan such a nice ass, it's not fair, it's cheating, this goes against the trainer's code
>>584378958reward your cow wife with sex
>>584377408You do realize the only reason a fence stops a horse is because he chooses to let it impede him, right? They're strong, heavy animals
>>584378641ccccccccccccute
...
my first entry got 0 wins7 and I go for a another 0 win round
>>584379043uhhhh
now this is what I like to see. cafe supremacy
>>584379043YOU CAN'T POST THAT
>>584379043>sample
>>584378737I am glad this artist is drawing more of Dia's fat titties
>>584379043
>Samplechad crashing this thread with no survivors
Cute drawers.
>>584379029Cute
wow, a team using only the cute mejiros
ENTER
>>584379029500 mega tons of (nearly) pure muscles, all concentrated into FUCKING THUMBS
>>584379191Ruby moved on to horse idols!?
>>584379294nobody is pulling for that uggo
>>584379029huh i didnt realize the sheath is nearly completely flat
I love Rice
>>584379294surely no one is insane enough to make a longslop pacer at the last day...?
ATASHI GA ICHIBAN!
>>584379294behold your Finals rapist
>"Torena san? Oh, he won't be home for hours. Come on over, we'll have the place all to ourselves."
>>584379397
>>584379294I can't... She's supposed to be my ticket uma but... I'm snacking......... She's so cool...
>>584379397I'll give her a tenner and if I get her I will
>>584379294Please Brian come now I'm getting raped by Neichafags and Oguris
>>584379446so many umas have brown hair with a white bit at the front that i cant tell who is who anymore
>>584379383Prove it
uhhhhh are you guys actually gonna run a guts card for the sprint cm
HOW
>>584379616mambo moment
>Bobo in 8th overtook everyone on the final spurt9 front lobbies are the dumbest slot machine gamba ever
Remembering the Shuka Sho 2012, Cherry Medusa was holding the front but everyone caught on and she gassed out, it resulted on the fastest last spurt of all previous Shuka Sho winners achieved by Gentildonna, and the closest Verxina was to defeating her, by a nosehttps://x.com/07Cause44860/status/2109949509841420334Gentildonna became the 4th filly to achieve the Triple Tiara
>>584379616Mambo!
>>584379616the power of mambo compels you
>>584379606yea KS miracle SR for all the sprintsloppa skills if i cant clank a parent in time
>>584379616wtf I just lost to some shitty mambo too
missed the coffee talk last thread but wanted to say a hot cup of midnight coffee is one of the coziest pleasuresanyways ikuyoooo
>>584379397She is THE first pace that is good on longs so if there was ever a longslop pacer to make on the last day, it's her
>>584379702mambo mamboomachikudasai mambo
>>584379606On 2 of my aces, yeah.
>2-3 last race lost by neck>2-3 last race lost by a nose>2-3 last race lost by neck
>>584379397/uma/ will never learn
>>584379294these skill names are kinda embarrassing..
>>584379294
>>584379446all SiL posters are cheating whores
>>584379294The Cooler Brian
do you still only get matched with people who have clicked match at the same time? say i did it at 10pm am i going to get other people on at that time or is it the same people as if i did my runs at 4pm?
>>584379767Gold looks better anyways
>>584379905i thought the bottom of her dress were like tentacles raping her or some shit
My game crashed before i could claim the last ticket's rewards before resetDid i actually get themtheyre not in the mailbox
*coughs blood*mambros.... please..... just one run....................
>>584379905waki...
>>584379725
>>584379913full despair
>>584379767grow a neck, neckletor pick a jewish horse
>>584380018I like tea better
>>584379446Still is literally the most loyal uma there is. This wouldn't happen
on one hand i got into b finalson the other hand i didnt luckshit my way into a finals to get super raped and place 789
>>584380070
Lost to a retard </3
>>584379446The man she's talking to? Me
>>584380119you get more for winning b finals than coming last in a finals
>>584380180if it's stupid but it worky it isn't stupid
>>584380034Congrats
>>584380180600 wit is enough for anyone
Des-
>>584379397yes i will spend 30k carats only so i can get the platinum title and my 2700 carats
>>584380180I KNEEL
>>584379801The wolf does not concern herself with the yelping of pups
>>584379890your entire lobby are bot duplicates, it doesn't matter when you queue
>>584379446What is she holding the phone up to?
I've got tea but could go for some coffee
>>584380180wit is not a real stat
McQueen is my greatest ally.
>>584380248-pacito
>making it look easy
Post your round 2 podiums
It's safe to queue
>>584380180you can overcome in-game luck stat and irl luck stat
>>584380263why the fuck do i always do better later in the day thendont say its a placebo or luck give me the real reason
>>584380351that shit is like a decade old unc you got some modern references
since round 2 ends today, who was your uma kryptonite this cm? the one you saw and had a feeling that race was over already
what happened to all the front players? they disappeared overnight, it's all paces or worse, free wins I guess...
>>584380437I fear no uma
I almost lost this room because the 0% winrate Obuhi somehow caught up to my leading Front before the accel zone
>>584380437Festival Inari One>>584380497They aren't gone, they just all came to my lobbies
>>584380180being witlet is a better gamble than low speed/stamina and power stat
How does she get her outfit to glow and change patterns like that?
>>584380432>dont say its a placebo or luck give me the real reasonsome people sandbag with worse umas when they qualify on the previous day
>>584380434well maybe the zoomies should make funny summer songs again
>>584380437me. i'm my greatest enemy
>>584380437better Bourbonwhite InariUF Suzuka
>>584380437admire vega, agnes digital, agnes tachyon, air groove, air shakur, ...
>>584380579wtf brian is a pitslut??
>>584380437Taishin, like in every CM.
Forgot to use three entries todayTried to launch the game to sneak in an attempt five minutes before reset but it got stuck loading
>>584380437Nice Nature
I got 8/20 yesterday and now I'm on 8/10QUEUE QUEUE QUEUE
>>584380579Lava lamp.
>>584380437bourbon
>>584380410
What are they doing?
REMEMBERNOSNACKING
Lost to this in open, I can't even say I'm mad
>>584380767teaching dober how to seduce her torena
>>584380767fuku sometimes gives off old auntie vibesnot surprised she gets along with pearl
>>584380434sure, here's onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoVJDjLnUYM
matched with someone from uma&co...
>>584380885wonnered or losteneded?
>>584380885enjoy your free win!
>>584380437vbobo kitasan and seiun huh....i better keep my ass in sub8kor i'm finished!!
>>584380885unless it's a then it's a free win
Literally...the last attempt.It's been nothing but 2 wins 3 losses in A group
Why don't they just go around? Two races today and my Rob Roy just kept bouncing behind soneone the entire race.
>>584380885raped or RAPED?
>>584380937wonnered>>584380945yessir
>>584379294I will spend ALL my carats for Brian sex.
>do a few fan runs>check rank>it still went down
>>584380437chudmander
>>584380437Every end closerI even lost to an Festival Inari One that had 3 gold heals (serenity, BOFA, and something else), lane legendmain, and 500 wit solely because she had Daring Strike And ES
>>584380410we got one!
>>584381028>wonneredname and shame
>>584381068It's a team effort. For every run you do, enemy clubs do 30
>>584381225do you think /uma/club will have an opening next month
I should've fielded this random Ryan I made. She's doing a lot better than I thought.
I've gone against so many fucking debuffers today I hope all these faggots DIE
AT THE COPACOPA NO RICKEY
first BNW. I hope it wins
6 front lobby? nah, i'd win
>>584381321ryan is one of the best LS this cm but you're still gambling
>>584381296They couldn't even fill this month and accepted 2 random ingame applicants I think so most likely yes
>>584381003wow you're right>>584381023RAPING>>584381163no...
>>584381529>no...didn't happen then
>>584381475>and accepted 2 random ingame applicantsnvm I'd rather move to another actual /uma/ club
stop doxxing uma&co members
>>584381381it did not win unfortunately
>>584381003a what?
Oh shit she took one!
>>584380437Bad mood in Auschwitz lobby
For every career you do, /uma/club bots 300
>almost 5/5 Suzuka but another oonige appearedfug
METAFAG KILLED
>>584381769body that gay freak
>>584380885This but /uma/chill. Vodka strong
I think this bobo is bugged.....
>>584381769is this ragebait
I crave the rice umanko, she never coems for me, even when i got two copies of wonder acute in one x10
post final winrates>>584381769xmas ogurin is an oshipick actually
>>584381769but you're alive and posting
solo ace really isnt more honorable when its for faggot debuff abusers and the highest winrate strat for ends
>>584381769>xog>meta in Arima???skill based though
>>584381910I look like that
>>584381910
>>584381769based bourbon chad
>>584381910you can post this
Hmmm I'm thinking McQueen is pretty good
sampleanon PLEASE STOP IM AT WORK FFS
>there could be JANNIES here
I love my team because they all take their turns winning
I'm sorry for not believing in the muscle. People who called Ryan ugly are gay.
>>584381857
>>584382286Ulle you smell
>/uma/ always pretends to be sovl>its actually full of bourbon and taishin abusersSEA behavior
>>584379294Maybe I will roll after all
>taking it slow and watching races at normal speed for a change>current race is super exciting, win by a nose>get connection error after finishing>get distracted with other things and don't reconnect immediately to keep going>come back to game and continue watching races>new race is also super exciting, win by a nose>realize right after it was the same race from before the connection issue
>>584382368>/uma/ always pretends to be sovlwhat the fuck are you on anon
>>584382368Remember when people made fun of Taishin as the Potential Uma, look at you now
>>584376969>chubby chasernice nature's event where she tempts mcqueen into breaking her diet
>>584382286that bourbon hurts my soul so much
>>584382368I wouldn't abuse Bourbon but I would definitely abuse Taishin
dumbass robbit
Truly blessed
>>584382478did the girl from the 'you're doing Fine, lad' really do this?
>>584382368im a paceGAWD thoughbeit
>>584382524
Sex with Bobo and Taishin
>>584382368but Taishin is literally my oshi
V status?
>>584382698>64% winratewhat a gamer
>>584382528>artificial ""intelligence""
>>584382608It's always the cute pure looking girls the ones doing that
What the helly???
>>584382795deck?
>>584382795shrimple>fast learner>absolutely insane parent skill sparks so you can buy about 50 skills
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAA
>>584370948Based>>584371269I liked it more than HxH
>>584381857Went 3-2-5-4 today, somehow 95% of matches have 6 fronts minimum. I'm satisfied with this final opera O after 40 or so tries, 3 wins in 20 is better than 4 wins in 55.
>>584382928
/v/ma anon now
>>584382795Probably made when Gold City was bugged
Stego and Chitose O what are you doing here
how are people still acting like they've never seen the bugged independent umas...
>>584382795is it from before the fix to her special event?
>>584382795it's a gold city autotrain bug that has been fixed
Only 11/20 today, but Vega has the potential to snatch something in the final
>>584382795She gets stats from races in the latter half of Senior Year
>>584382975She did not avoid snacking
Killed a club member today, good CM.
>>584382795clankers for Gold City and Yaeno Muteki were bugged and reached Uf+ easily back in the day
first triple Cafe. but will she winrar?
>>5843818572/4(with deboof)/5/4Losing against uber highrolled Umas with 1600 spd and speed greens with stacked skills, which is fair enough. I'm content with my team overall, even if Seiun is kinda tragic. That run was so funny, she failed last turn 26% fat Speed training which sent her into "Don't Overdo It!" and she went from potential 1400 speed and 1000 pow into 1300 in one turn and unable to buy some important skills because of lost SP and tokens. Tried one ticket with swapping her for debuffer, but it was bad vibes so I went back to 3 ace.
I genuinely hate this scenario so much holy shit
Debuffs came in just in time to kill Spe and Goldship
>>584383171umm bwo you should have managed your tokens haha
so if my late surger has under 800 witthen she's just fucked?she's just stuck at the back of the pack and can't do anything forever?
FVARK!I love low effort meta
>>584383171>not keeping 21 vi for the sp+2 songskill issuerino im afraid
>>584383171Have you tried being lucky?
>>584383171>1 point from buying a song you want>trainings never give it in any option
>>584383146why do I ALWAYS lose to this stupid horse whenever she's in a matchshe is probably the only Late that dispels the meme
>>584382795Seems fine to me.t. Shichitore regularly seeing mid UG with auto decks
>>584383224>not using 2 wit cards
>>584383224you can either opt for power or wit
>>584380437S+ shitters>t. triple late
>>584383171MANT > GLLight Hello > Riko
queue was insanely free today for some reasoneven if i get shafted in the finals i got 500 carats from today's raping alone so lol
>>584383304you VILL drink ze beer
>I ran frontsyou didn't win>I ran paces you didn't win>I ran latesyou didn't win>I ran endsyou didn't win.
>>584380437Neicha and Maya/Creek on the same team
Wow what a finish, I think I'll bring this Ryan to the finals.
>the tranny homo is still ban/filter evading
>>584383590Running late is winning fairly though??????
>>584383602we have several of those here
>>584383590I ran so far away
>>584383594>not even 3* ryanholy based
>win>flash trainer your pitsWhat did she mean by this?
>>584380437tamachuds when they're anywhere below top 5 when late race starts
not so many fronts today
>>584383330Right-Handed Demon + an Innate Recovery makes Dia quite strong on the right tracks.And she's even better with Claw Forward
Nice Nature is the most evil Uma ever created
>>584383682Uma smell reward
She has like no skills though. No idea how she's performing this well.
>>5843837761st Taurus Cup forever ruined her reputation...
>>584383224that is why you run multiple, so they enable each other
>>584383832>openbabbieShe's performing well because she's against little Timmy who can barely read English
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/Gd5siW>https://jiggie.fun/Gd5siWhttps://jiggie.fun/Gd5siW>https://jiggie.fun/Gd5siWhttps://jiggie.fun/Gd5siW
my losses are pure bullshit actually legit 80-90% win chance on the 100 resim
any teio samples
Beast mode
>>584383928random mood ftw
>>584383628The only way to win is to not play.
>>584383708>Read this post>Get a front lobbyUuuuh
>>584383928you shouldn't trust sims
>>584383919I dunno dude, from what I've seen, Open League runners are genuinely disturbing people that emanate a vile minmaxxer aura. You don't want to be there.
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>day 1 with makween: 15/20>day 2 with burbin: 14/20>day 3 with burbin: 9/20. fuck.>day 4 with daiwa: ...>...>16/20This titcow really is amazing what the hell. If she wins the finals she's going to shoot into my faves
>>584383682>>flash trainerBro she just won a major raceshe flashed the whole fucking world slut
>>584384101yes sweetie, big boys belong to open league! but you should go to bed now it's 8pm.
>>584384209Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy wealthy and wise
BWOS?
>>584384363OUR HERO
>>584384104It's mambover
>>584384363how many debuffers?
>>584384363now show debuffers
>>584384363A REAL UMAN BEING AND A REAL HERO
>>584384117They send the jobbers to let cuties like you qualify
>>584384363Expect pizzas in your mail you weeb fuck Tomoka
>3 xogsyep, it's oshigaming time
>>584384363Show tits.
>>584384363Who? Why the (You)s
>>584383171My experience with the scenario vastly improved when I stopped using vitality and vocals for classes and saved them for songs only. Dance, passion and composure are the easiest ones to get so spend those the most.
>>584384502You did your best Rice!
>>584384312Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead
>>584384547The umamusume known as Zenno Rob Roy
I'm going back to my oshi for dirt mile, the xoggy
>>584384502SOVL
Bakushin is... sex???
>>584384547mejiro mcqueen
>>584384578I stay up late and wake up late and I'm socially dead too
ITS NEVER2LATE!!!!!!!
>>584384645shut up
>>584384432>>584384456>>584384464>>584384481I'm cringe..
>>584384664grim
>>584384721ZRR is... a villain?
i am a new player that just got nice nature. i see that she has a bunch of debuff skills built into her kit. is it worth investing in her as a debuffer? ie raising her potential level?
>>584384721Doms are less cringe than Stam debuffers this cupI think I only saw them in one race so far
>>584384645Extremely
>>584384801You should do her career, fall in love with her, and make her an ace so that she can get a plat.
>>584384801If you're a new player it's more difficult to make 3 aces, so sure, you can pot her out
>>584384801Not anymore, this will be the last CM where she's used as a debuffer.
triple ace > single dom > double dom > single stam check > double stam check > rabbit > x*ggy
>>584384728Not grim at all actually This is a story of perseverance & ingenuity !
>>584384664Hey buddy, I think you're in a wrong CM, Virgo Cup was two months ago.
>>584384801Yeah, rn she is just a debuffing machine, but when evos (potential skill upgrades) unlock, those debuff skills become useful velocity skills instead
Rob Roy is actually such a consistent and great pace chaser. All other pace chasers I've used before her needed to pass someone or to have an overtake target to user their unique that it's almost game changing
>>584384801You only need Mystifying Murmur so it's pretty cheap
Something big is happening behind the scenes but I will wait for the next thread to post about it so it doesn't get buried by the boring cm talk
>>584384721
>>584384945Fuck you
>>584384986>Something big is happening behind the scenesIt's my penis expanding your drama addicted asshole.
>>584384986
>>584385004>>584384794>>584384809>>584384512>>584384547>>584384409sorry bwos...
>>584384986My big thing is happening in your behind
If you run xoguri you won
>>584384986by "big" I meant my cock and "behind the scenes" is Curren's dirty whore anus
>>584384986you will never get into /uma/club V
>>584384721>>584385117I take it back, you are no HEROYou should be beaten and shunned for this
>>584384945I actually lost my first Arima A Finals to a S+ XogTraumatic experience
>>584384645Sexy forehead
Another timely debuff winCant believe a 1087 stamina Kitasan with 3 blues still ran out of stamina, while some Big Nig Suzuka won with 1k stamina. I really dont understand this game
>>584385117Goku from the hit anime Dragon Balls Z?!
mambros? are we going to relegate this month?
>>584384645Yes, but she friendzones you
>>584384986I was waiting for shoes to reset before going to sleep I'll miss out on the slutty currens fuuuuuck
>>584385248Spot struggle decides which front dies
>>584385212B-But I couldn't build her until she was released! I have been all this time in LOOP HELLFOR THE LAST THREE FUCKING MONTHSHero BWOS please....I-I had to go to B instead due to time constrains...I am no hero...
>>584385117aieeeee why didn't you censor your name
>>584385254/Uma/Club couldn't fill this month so they had to kill off an A+ club. Sorry mambwo
>>584385254*drinks beer* fine...I'll be the one to save mambros
next bread will be a little worse but not enough to notice unless you actively think about it.
>>584385384You are a hero.
>>584385384>this high WR despite being only an UG1 fucking pace chaserThis is odd. Is dom dom that powerful?
FUCKSTAMDEBUFFERS
>>584385384NO BUTSUsing debuffers = disgrace
>>584385597This was her win rate yesterday.
>>584385597He said he's in B didn't he
>>584380410first time trying runaways and it works surprisingly well
>>584385154Thanks anon
>>584385683forgot to add, I didn't use dominators yesterday>>584385715yes because like I said, I couldn't make an ace in time, so I had to rely on my poorly made TT umas
debuffer bros don't look>10 win rate
>>584385715>>584385857Now that makes sense.
>>584383171wow that's like 1 or 2 whole turns worth of missed +2 SP
>>584385117danchou NOT this one...
>>584385154T-thanks bro!
>>584386067but why?
>>584386067it is ok, I am playing as much as I can I have a job you fucker
>>584383421I opted for power but it didn't seem to be enoughunless you mean going above 1200 with S Long(or that I need MORE accel skills, but I assumed more would be overkill)>>584383913I want multiple LATE SURGERS, you're saying?
mgu mgu
>>584385871just another ratingslop
>>584386159so do i and i have >60mil this month. lock in
>>584386253homu homu
>>584385871this cm is not for meI really don't know how to get these stats with out fucking up my wit or speed
>>584386274would be fine if she were end and had long S
>>584386248He went in Open for this CM so he's not gonna post about it
Just got matched with someone from Uma & Co.
>>584386468You spam runs until you highroll, simple as
>>584386219if you run multiple, they help activate each other's skills and at least one of them will hit, which is all you need
>>584386538>uncensored team ratingwhy bother removing the name at that point
>>584386520no way kek
>>584386468long always is whale territory, you can do it not being a buhi, but it gonna take you 10x or more runs to get it.
i have been diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder
>>584386568and here I was thinking it was smarter to run Narita as a pacer with her instead
>>584386615Don't worry. You wouldn't be able to find him
>>584385254the bottom5 literally aint playingdancho better grow some balls
>>584386538That's not our Uma&Co
>>584386538free win
>>584386639future autisbwo...
>>584386538Congratulations
>>584386389stop posting this bitchAnna Anon has forced me to hate her because I hate him
>V is in Open that's why he's silent this CM
>>584386468It'll be better in GM bro trust
>>584386803I hope he doesn't get 789 there...
>>584386639Happened to me when I was 4 Slowpoke
>>584386665it depends if you run late as a contingency or as a main, you can throw one in if pace/front doesn't work, but they are easy to get out of position
>>584386803Anytime a schizo is silent they're losing
i mean they kinda are
i kneel........
>>584386674But I found Madi in 20 seconds.
>>584387010Bwo you're doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxing
>>584387045Hi Bejita
>>584386253Cap means Victory
>>584381857Not bad, today was much better then yesterday
>>584387045i lost out on a 5/5 in round 2 to a halloween rice. couldnt even be madvillain love
>>584387178more like breaking the kneecaps of your opponents with 2 debuffers lmao
allegedly speed cards with priority with 100+ are supposed to show up more frequently at speed training.I dont believe it.
Xoggie dom dom niggas getting uppity a ult againgo rot in hell fags
>>584387084this is a time honored mambo tradition
>>584387329consult the ayabby of fortune
yurrreurghhrotting
>>584387045is it morally justified to build a halloween rice shower every cm solely to suck the soul out of every oguri cap?because I'll do it if it's morally justified
>>584387253HERO love
>Uma Havenis this also /vg/ club?
Now that the metachasers have dropped her, Xoguri is finally soulful pick and oshigamers shall be ridiculed no longer for running her
Why are half of the people I follow in Autis/uma/?
>>584387045danchou DEFINITELY not this one
>>584387501first time I've heard of them that's for sure. Looks like a brony tho
bwead?
What set off the schizo this time?
>>584387552we rule this general, but none of you have realized it yet
vintage aelred doxx
>>584387814probably losing in open
I'm still waiting on the excel files to drop
>>584387814Me fucking his oshi
>>584387832Verily, brother. I say we celebrate. A feast! A feast of at least a dozen hamburgers per dacchi!
cm is overthread is overwhat now
>>584388016kill yourself V this is your unfunniest bit
>>584387986I'm still waiting on Doto's bra to drop
>>584387010nigga standard A+ earning is 60milthese guys are b club material and the bottom 2 didnt even login today get them OUT of here
789 Open Escape Goats
>>584388146>>584388146>>584388146
>>584388056>V>a grasp on the english language
6L!
