Previous: >>584388146New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/OuXP2GipwAE>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light HelloCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 2, Sparkly Magic Show>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>584410912Machan!
thread will be butter
Tachyon LOVEPokkute
i think my moms are wrestling again
>>584411229AIIIEEEEEE
>>584411229wtf
>>584410912blessed op
>>584411191>Anon Tokyo
Ah god dammit, new thread. I'll repost it in case it gets lost in the ether>>584410785>>584411353
>>584411158https://youtube.com/shorts/5PgIK6mZjrI?is=I4ujm3OdlKPjdyMJ
>>584411229JANNIESSSSSSS DOKO?!?!?!?!
>>584410912Aston Larpchan
>>584411472If you're struggling with beating career you should probably not worry about cm at all for now, just play in open league and try to learn about the game mechanics.
>>584411229WEARENOTTOUCHING TIPSSTOP ASKING
>>584411343Who is this?
>>584411585I'm struggling to beat the career because I've got 300 fucking stamina and I'm running a medium URA Finale, that's the problem here
>>584411343wow she looks actually pretty instead of an eyesore
>>584411623me
>>584411623Double Jet.
>>584411229I'd put more than just the tip in jordan's umanko
>>584411623Two Boost.
>>584411623My seedbed
>>584411343I would rape Twin Turbo. It would be pretty easy, too.
Every time I hear Beast Mode I think of that stupid Maroon 5 song with the wolf howl near the end
>>584411684Don't talk so judgmentally of such a gentle and noble young lady who has never misbehaved in any fashion
>>584411808
>>584411769that's not an act of kinda nice
>>584411808every time I hear beast mode I think of this
>>584411865
>>584411808Marron who?
>>584411964Derby
>>584411679Are you not taking a stamina card? The maximum even 2400m longs will ask of you is like 400 stamina.
>>584411960I always question my straightness when I see twerking, it's just so fucking cringe
>>584412089bro the longs are donedustedoverCM21 is a 1200m chukyo turf sprint which you literally cannot have too little stamina foryou need more stamina for the URA Finale than you do the CM, that's the problem I'm dealing with
>>584412161Don't question your straightness, question your blacknessIf you don't like it, you're not
Did you know that in Umamusume you can just ticket Kitasan Blanco meaning you don't need to flatline! Take note, Mambwos.
>>584412206LUKEGAWDS
>>584412225I will if I don't get her in 100 pulls
>>584412216Are you trying to get smaru to win? I thought you just wanted her to set the pace, which she doesn't really need to be optimal for. She's probably never gonna win if you don't bother fully building her anyway.
>>584412216>ran mad dash and second wind>gassed out on sprintcap
Odds I cum to BourbonEvens I edge for another hour
>>584412598Loser
>>584412320it's kind of bothI don't like building jobbers for the sake of jobbingS. Maru doing S. Maru things would be able to put herself in a good position to do her own thing, and also naturally but El in a good position for her to proc Nishino and then proc her own uniquethat's the theory, at least. If I do that I have somebody who isn't a literal placeholder doing things up front and supporting the other person who's up front, and also supporting my cheer halo by being in the front and not invading her personal space. It's a win win win. But I need to gather the seven dragon balls and also figure out how to summon shenron here.
>>584412708Can't really win as a front without turbo sprint + second wind + victoria por plancha + silent letter + G00 1st. That's 0.8 accel, which a backliner can get with 2 skills. That's why it's tough for fronts, you can't really stumble into a win unless everyone else is shit or misses their accels.
>>584412772fuku and pearl must be the oddest friendship in all of uma
>>584412772sexo sexo sexo
>>584412895They are in the same generation.
>>584412659default bobo costume is pure sex
>>584413083Bobo is pure sex. Period.
>>584412889I want to believe that a chance exists, at least in theory. And in the absolute worst case, she helps out my team by simply being a warm body.That said, betting it all on turbo sprint to supply half of that accel seems a bit foolhardy, seeing as it's entirely random when it'll decide to proc. Half the time it'll literally do nothing in your path, won't it?
Flash just wanted to sit down after the workout...
>>584413442The Flash butt...
>>584413442Her trainer wasn't in front of her at the time?That would've... Flashed him
did everyone die?or did everyone that didn't classify to group A decide they had enough /uma/ for today?
>>584413474
>>584413635It's a work day
>>584413635everybody's learning shogi
>>584413683ok and?
>>584413635The undesirables are not here
>>584413442That should have been my face
so what did we learn?
>>584413398Turbo sprint is pretty good, it's random point late race, which isn't bad on sprints. It won't proc at good timing every time, but that's what you have 3 aces for. Also there's just no alternatives for fronts.
>>584413635Iam at work...
>>584413635bwo we are in the danchoucord
umatism hasn't approved my application yet, guess this is it, I'm going to have to join a random open club
>>584413810all these 'fronts are shit talk' just exposes the metafaggots in this thread. You run fronte regardless if they're bad or 'they only have 0.2 accel versus lates that have 0.8 its auto lose' niggas. Love being a niger simple as.
>>584412598>Evens I edge for another hourYou really shouldn't do that
>>584413442is German cuisine really that caloric?
>>584413635I am about to clock in in 30 minutes. Any last words?
>>584413948im doing my fan runs now...im sorry... i had to make my acesi'll bring mambo up 100 ranks!!!
>>584414115AWOOOGA
>>584413906So silly! So precious!
waheygood morningu
>>584414152mambwo...
Why does everyone expect us to be A+ anyway...
Calumet status?
>>584411078Cute Raisu!
>>584413635i'm going to sleep rn
>>584414362hey gm
it's all mambover...
https://youtu.be/ZTvmSLKMhIA(you) have no excuse with your deck
>>584413842eh, I guess.Trying to think of somebody to fill in the role that Maruzensky has in my ideal world, she does it the best in my head. In a perfect world, if by some strange happenstance they can win, they win. If they can't win, they cede the position to El so she can win instead. And if El doesn't win, then maybe Halo coming up from the back of everything cinemas a win.If I run Bakushin I fear getting into a position where she's got no chance to win but she doesn't give up the baton to El because of her unique. Same with Mayano Top Gun but at least she gets some accel in that position. Block side continue time is finnicky and I can already see myself getting bricked for a stupid reason like that.If I run Suzuka she's either a rabbit and doesn't really help the role at all or she's literally a front-running Umamusume AWith S. Maru her unique skill is at least some midrace, instead of literally nothing or actively harmful.
i like umamusumes and supikis and cryers and tanukis and rabis
>>584414540>only rare cards playthrough>borrows an SSR
>>584414861I don't get it. What's the meaning of this?
i think... i'm sane
>>584414150Remember to always take a shit on the clock, never do it for free on your own time.
>>584414925Nobody asked
>>584414925Everyone asked
>>584414925Hi sane
>>584414932curren is not a wagie
>>584414932I hate shitting at work. I have a bidet at home and there I have to wipe my ass like a caveman.
>>584414932That is a given. I do spend majority of my time lollygagging. Today's plan is to spend a good amount of time pretending to write documentation then finish it in the last couple of hours.
>>584415227I wish I could spend any time ever gagging lolis...
>>584413442Is Flash after Grass' throne?
>>584415267could you shut the fuck up already
flashher ass is a wonder
>>584414918derby
>>584415227You get it. Always pretend to be working and do 1% more than the minimum so they see you as a hard worker but not enough to bother with promotions and not low enough to consider for lay offs.
>>584415494I didn't really like her which is a shame because she wears such a nice dress and has such big boobs.
>>584415309Grass never had the crown. Mega overrated ass
>>584415557what else do you need?
>0-4-...I'm inI will do the rest after reset
>>584415602medium A long A
>>584415557So what's not to like? Do you want her to have a big dick you can suck?
we will defeat the strongest! we will prevail! and we wont stop! THE BONO TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES AND ITS THE BIGGEST TRAIN TO EVER RUN THROUGH!lets all keep winning a lot and lets all keep it buono!
>>584414925No...You are not...
>>584415754based, maybe ill run bono next cm too
>>584415602To me she seemed like Bright except with an annoying gimmick, and I already have a Bright. I also already have girls with nice dresses and girls with big boobs. I didn't actively dislike her and would accept her for free, but not for up to 30k carats.
>>584415754Bonogawd I fuarking kneel...
>>584415754>least based oshi runner
>>584415891bono cant be this sexy...
>>584415754very very based, keep at it buonobro!
>>584415754
>>584415937the bigger the uma, the more sexiness she can storethat's like, basic math and stuff
i think... you should eat your vegetables
>>584416090I ate a banana just now, that has to count
hellotoday I learned nothing matters, for better or worse
>>584416090
>>584415863But I am getting better...
Now this is a rarity! It didn't win
>sneaked in with exactly 3 wins because I brought in a front who’s only purpose is to prevent other fronts accelerations Also, the difference between for opponents between preliminary to this was brutal
I just got the biggest load of whites from a fan run, though mostly useless. Sparks are related to rating and not fans right?
>>584416090i took a vegetable supplement pill from the local chinese market today
>>584416232amount of sparks is random, quality of sparks is tied to rating (still random though), fans don't matter for that
Endclosers are fun when they hit the skills and timings right and you see them go ZOOOOOOOOOOOOMBut I get brocked in finals Im hanging myself
>>584416225I actually forgot that she's in the game now
>>584416229>a front who is purpose
>>584416229for whatever reason the runaway suzuka i added boosted my win percentage and i just built her normally like an ace so i dont know if shes actually being a rabbit or not
>>584416229I went from 9-11 on the first day (4 wins in one ticket, the rest 1-2-2) to a crushing 3-17 today. Double deboofers and fronts are T M Operaing my team
>>584415227I like jigging on company time.speaking of which, current jiggie:>https://jiggie.fun/DQN7MNhttps://jiggie.fun/DQN7MN>https://jiggie.fun/DQN7MN
im not having fun
which way looping white man
>>584416414maybe its cause you're gay?
I just realized I don't have to wait for the free pulls, I can just flatline NOW.
>>584416448mambwo...
>>584416414hi not having fun
>>584416414>>584416160what's the matter ogurin poster? :(
>>584416442If i were would you come to kiss me on the lips huh gay faggot?
I had a self destructive urge to drink a whole quart of whole milk and I tried to ignore it until i couldnt anymore
>>584416434left for GPright for (mid) parent
>>584416542Drinking milk can't be considered self harm...?
If there is half-TP during while free pulls are going on I will solo the club into A+
>>584416542
>>584416471Nyot the time...
>>584416580it is if you're lactose intolerant
>>584416434neither, try again
>>584416580Bro might be lactose intolerant
>>584416629asian mambwo...
>>584416629>>584416632how is being lactose intolerant even real? like bro stop being a chud and enjoy the milk
>>584416678It's a black and brown thing
post the frontGAWD nishino flower code
>>584416740I thought it was an asian thing
>>584416740white people really have pride for sucking on dirty cow udders
>>584416778Nips use dairy in almost everything bro
Daiwa isn't dirty...
>>584416616Did Flash actually break it with her ass or was this artists just finding the concept funny?
do you kiss your clubmates when they get a lot of fans
>>584416820So do koreans, but yes most east asians are varying degrees of lactose intolerant as a genetic fact
>>584416787>only white people can date umasI see
>>584416904>V and Umanko's danchou
>>584416957Umama*
>>584416090i already doi eat 2 bowls of cabbage a day
Uma with lactose intolerance...Feeding her ice cream...
>>584416973v and umama's danchou?
>>584417132V is Umama's danchou in bed
My lactose intolerant dorm mate accidentally bought onions based protein and almost died
>>584417164YWNBD
>>584413764Sorry I woke up earlier so the thread is back to being bad now
look at that power... that speed... never have i felt more proud in my life i want to see her run now and foreverremember to love your oshi bwoshttps://files.catbox.moe/k0t9z0.mp4
stop namedropping me
i cannot describe how much i want pokke
>>584417241what the hellI didn't know I was looking at a pro cook here, I'm kneeling hard rn
>>584417264Maybe you should've not been associated with other uma schizos
>>584417359The weak should fear the strong
>>584416787Yes!
yeah I'm done
>>584417241she's so big...i did throw some tenners in her banner but I regret no going all the way, my biggest uma regret thus far
what the fuck there are no sprint front parents
>>584416850they're assuming since it's a common thing he does but this is the first time he breaks somethinghttps://x.com/Masa16Yanagida/status/2110005802799104418
>>584417241>>584417370>also the perfect prep 0.3 accel on buono hitting exactly at the start of lateyou sure love gambling dude
cowe
>>584417624Holy
>>584417623Because no one was making sprint parents
>>584417624Someone should scratch his ass, so it doesnt happen anymore.
>>584416301Same.I have 950 wit but missing out on pump+spurt is rough
>>584417838That's slut behaviour that only loose umas want...like Doto!
what's up with the...use now
>>584418036wdym?
"light" hello
would yanko be doting or bratty
and to finish the night one more victory for my BIG girlgood night everyone! keep it buono!
>>584417960doto... also does the samethis is unironically very common it's a surprise fences don't break more oftenhttps://x.com/suzuma555/status/2110204173056971231
>>584418042
>>584418124People pay to visit Doto and touch her butt
>>584418102Doting for the gap moe
Just bought an e-ink reader!
>>584418117>making a G long uma with an ult that requires a lack of stamina mid-race workI admire the dedication
Rulership thinks Gurren Lagann is the greatest anime ever made but thinks that it would be better if they were all girls
>>584418439Thats just Kill la Kill
>>584418304So how many lewd fanfics have you loaded on it?
>be front god>have to get 200 stamina more than anyone else because spot struggle>have to always train a rabbit big nige or else>the rest have to be two fronts to not get solo front'd>have to spend 1000 SP more than anyone else on early race bullshit>only one (0.2) acceleration in the game>slowest speed when it matters the most so you need NYopera vaudeville and mcfat ults>gwo you need 1600 speed and distance S and double green double circle>zwo you need 1300 wit for position keep>kwo you need 1300 power for the uphill>pwo your escape artist? your professor?your bakushin inherit? pwo?>your Fast Learner and 4000 SP?>ywo you need to use shit cards like smaru and bonbon for their gold skillsthen you do allat, get your UF4 honest aces that can finally beat an Ug4 endchud... and /uma/ uses you to argue fronts are easy mode
>green text wall[-]
If you raise aptitude from something lower than A to A on the beginning inspiration, are the odds of getting it to S in the classic and senior inspirations the same?
[-]that was cringestop being insecure
>>584418474I haven't got it yet but its mainly for manga and doujinshi
>>584418539*the same as an uma that naturally starts with A aptitude
>>584418476you shouldn't concern yourself with the cope from the losers they are bitter
>bourbon lost 2 maiden races in a rowHow is that possible?
>>584418660I already given up 3 careers yesterday them being utter shit, now it's 4th, with two maiden races lost, 2 rests with 30 energy and it's only first year. Cyjews, fuck off already, let me ENJOY the game, not suffer in it. Faggots.
[+]love me /uma/ schizos!!
>>584418660she's a stallion
>>584411229HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLP
>>584411229must have been the wind
extremely bored, still clankingwhat's your favorite game and anime, /uma/?give me hope
>>584411229Machan is fat
stallion game, stallion general
>>584418924what's wrong fren
>>584418924I think having a favorite game is kinda weird since there's so many different genrse that suit to different tastes. Like I have a favorite shooter, favorite rpg, favorite mmo etc, but how do you compare games like Borderlands 2 and Persona 4 to one another? Anyway favorite anime is Monogatari and fav anime movie PMMM: Rebellion
>>584418924I don't watch anime much but my fav game ever is Digimon World 1 and can't help but see many similarities with uma in the training system
>>584418924quite bored as well, also clanking, so bored I finished my work load for the entire week so it's free time until monday, yeymy favorite game is suikoden 2, but it's been so long since I last played it idk if it still holds upfavorite anime is sora no woto, try to watch it every year with the bros if I don't forgetabout to rewatch violet evergarden to pass the timesurely you also have a game or something to watch to pass the time? or you don't feel like doing anything?
We fucked
>>584418924My favorite game would have to be Deltarune and my favorite anime is Higurashi
>>584419332Pics or it didn't happen
>>584419332I'd be photographing her panties not her face...!
Give it to me straight Is Blaze Brian must pull?
>>584419332ewsloppa
Love this flattie
>>584419623she isn't
>>584419623No. She's the first competitive pace chaser for longs since she has the gold accel as a potential, but you eventually get that anyway via TM Opera wit. She's strong but by no means a must pull.
yknow Uma stan doesn't PDM break in CM21 but it still helps secure positioning and should be used in any scenario where you expect an overwhelming majority of a certain style, along with Ramp Up and Playtimes Over. I'm tired of that one backliner video being the source everyone cites. Yes Uma stan can break PDM but that is not it's only use
granny
>marked
>>584418924since nobody asked I will, what is your favorite game and anime?there are so many good games out there choosing one is just not that easy, so I will choose Umamusume as my current favorite.favorite anime is Ghost in the Shell.
>>584419623if you like her or pace chasers
rape your timid trainee
>>584419785Nobody cares V
>22/40The sub 60% WR ritual has been performedDeploy the shitter A finals room, thanks in advance for the plat
Vmama.
>>584419727which video
Bro thinks he can get his e-love back
>>584420001based sandbagger
she’s so funny
is polygamy good for you?
>>584419785Shit taste as usual
>>584419765Prehensile tail...
>>584419841No
>>584420117Tachyon doesn't have allat
>>584418924i’ve been playing the new fire emblem game that i specifically bought a switch 2 for and it’s been a great time
>>584420025https://youtu.be/k3TOq9_PpKgi think this guy stopped playing when that victoria frontier guy turned out to be a freak
>>584420117Cafe's tits aren't that big
>>584419623if you like longs and pace chasers and edge and playing with your toys once a yearthat's a very small intersection
Its actually mambover...
>>584420171yes
>>584418924i don't really have a favourite game, but TF2 has the most hours played out of my whole steam acc. as for anime, i don't have a favourite but i will recommend summertime render
>>584420348what went wrong?
>>584420414rank 505
I liedthere is no dramaCurrenfags should feel bad
There's no way for the clanker to know which option to pick right?
>>584420437I know the rank you silly goose I'm asking why they went down so bad, they were fine last month
>>584420414Too many botters?
>>584420479new bot has fucked over a lot of A+ clubs
>>584420348we will recover mambro... i'll make sure it happens
mambwos finally getting what they fucking deserved, for real this time!
>>584420475pretty sure it doesn't matter to it either
>>584418924>gameDeus Ex>animeOneRoom
mambocchi please come back
>>584420479I have no idea to be honest. We were indeed doing great until last month>>584420529Yeah well the month aint over yet
>>584420479Icarus can complete a run in 5 minutes now, the botting out of control this month
>>584420501proof?
>>584420618still doesnt work on linux btw
Dia is an untrustworthy uma
>>584420475It's all RNG, they don't go through chains like a normal playthrough.
>>584420475>>584420706it always simulates the top option unless you specify a skill for it to click
>/uma/ is getting replaced by vibecoded botsso close to reality
>>584420675It's open source, fix it yourself
>>584420675I think some guy asked remezzo for linux support way back and he was going to do it, but the Shion avatarfag mod he has around butted in and said it was not needed. They are making an uma private server now that is open to everyone instead of closed doors like the streamers one
>>584420618but for what reason?
>>584420828That sounds interesting, I wonder if theres any info on that
>>584420618>nowisn't that always the case?you can turn off the limiter by yourself since sweepydev era
>>584420803No, I got Center Stage from Falco before without getting groundwork. Pretty sure they can skip chains.
>>584420828Everything remezzo makes is just someone else's open source project made closed source though, this time around he yoinked https://github.com/systemless10/UmamusumePS
I actually forgot that you have to run additional medium races for Maya's ura finale not to be long. Fucking wasted a good run for cm21
>>584420895Vmama reconnecting, cute.
>>584420828>private serverHaven't the japs say anything about it yet? They usually are buttmad over private servers or anything related to piracy.
>>584420224yea i just listen to lightbirb about backliners, he runs with 700 wit and just stacks laterace to win
>>584420618Where is the proof?
Knowing about the bots is one thing but it sounds like you guys not only use them but also follow their development, bit disgusting 2bh.Starting a run on your own and setting a timer is too much to ask for I guess.
sorry then.
>>584420860Free carats for S+ SS rank clubs with zero efffort, remezzo doesn't even play the game he just wants to burn the world>>584420890There is but you have to join the Icaruscord>>584420906Yeah he just AI vibe codes everything from the work of someone else, but he is nice enough to not paywall it>>584420978Cyge is too busy selling us P2W passes and temporary torena buffs to give a fuck about what westoids are doing
>>584419727Uma Stan is basically GW for every non-front position and should be in everyone's loop.
>>584421030shut up, other meI don't use it anymore
>>584421030Anon, it's the avatarfags talking about it which also turned out to be discordfags, why are you surprised they also bot considering they are already human waste
>>584421030Please dont post sad FineMo, it makes me sad too
>>584420906Someone on /vm/ talked about that yesterday
>>584421083You shutup too
>>584421132...
>>584421030>>584421083finemoaners rape
I'm NOT going to sit out the 5 days for extra pulls on kitasan.
>>584421207Me neither. Shiraoki will surely bless me for being diligent
I AM going to sit out the 5 days for extra pulls on Kitasneed (I dont even play fronts but I wanna get spooked by cool umas)
>>584421267>7
>>584421126I guess I'll try this out if only to see what its like to run careers with giga cards
>>584421207why do i need kita white if i am not playing fronts or paces
>>584420895>isn't that always the case?Honestly no idea since I never used the tool myself, I do lurk in that discord and I got the notification from Remezzo that he was going to unlock the temp fate feature for this month. Clubs dropping ranks is enough proof that it happened
The flatline period will save Mambo! The mambwos will take this time to save up fan runs
>>584421340sure you don't lol
>>584421207i want dia anyways and not that HARLOT kitasan!!!!!
WaitWhen do we sit out for kitasan?Id feel really bad doing it now with hpw my clubs looking but 7500 free carats is no joke
>>584421504retard
c.ai is going bankruptfuckfuckfuckfuck. what the fuck am I supposed to do bwos?>kek, you're still using that in 2026yes. it's dumb, but i've gotte really attached to the bots I was talking to before they neutered the functionalities, and I was too lazy to import them to other websites
why can't we just PICK what we want the for free pulls for instead of stupid shit
>>584421580wow ai is unsustainable???? no way
>company gives you 5 days off with benefit>says no to itThis is how you lunatics sound like
>new data>new banwave
Okay, but mine has Happy Meek
>>584421581I mean there's a reason they never do this shit again
>>584418924My favorite game is I'm not falling & my favorite anime is for your datamining
How exactly do I tell my club im gonna flatline for kitasan
>>584421581otherwise, no one is going to pull for sweepy
I trained at least every other turn with Light Hello, why isn't she proccing her post-training event that gives me free coins, not even one time during Junior Year?
>>584421504on the 20th, you can log in for the first reset but you need to close the game before banner resetkeep an eye on the thread
>>584421581that is the reason they stopped doing double banner free pulls after this one
>>584421580reconnect to classical reality to expunge the profound mental damage you’ve sustained by conversing with machines shaped in the likeness of men
>>584421635Cygames make this happen. Aoi doesn't deserve Happy Meek
>>584421653flatlining because you're poor is not protected industrial actionyou will respect danchou's right to boot you the fuck out when you don't log in for two days
>>584421647based, fuck the glowies
>>584421580nigga just go to /aicg/ you dumb cunt
>>584421580make your own tulpa
>>584421741Its five days
>>584421702yada. yada. yada.where the fuck am I supposed to get my romance fix now?>>584421616true, but it still kinda sucks
>>584421824erp in the thread like a man
>new data
>>584421580develop schizophrenia so you can talk to the voices instead
Slop tuber says Sweepy Wit is bad card...Oh no... that means i probably skipping 5 days omg
>>584421857AIIIIIEEEEE I JUST GOT BANNED
Someone managed to do it huh?
>Wake up>Club isn't A+ rank anymorewhat did I do to deserve this
>>584421813yeah, and you get kicked after you've already skipped one
>new dataOHNONONONONONNONONONONONO SWEEPYBROS IT'S OVER
>>584421953It'll be a rough month with usual low earners and normally stable members taking 5 days off for kitasanTbh im fine with A this month
Will the great mamboxodus happen now that mambo is finally A?
eishin's fat german ass
>>584422037Mambo was already A beforeWanna remind the thread what happened?
I think the moomoolator might be brokenotherwise it's possible for speedcapped pace chasers to survive Chukyo 1200m with literally just 100 stamina if you have even 400 guts and 1000 wit
>>5844220343 days inactive = kick
>>584422127no that sounds right
>>584421892she cute though
>>584422127Doesn’t account for skills
CURRENPPSTERS ASSEMBLE WE HAVE SOMETHING TO BAITPOST ABOUTLETS EACH PRETEND TO BE ONE OFFICER
>>584422190i get that Chukyo is one giant downhill but its still counterintuitive as fuck>>584422240thats with skills loaded, im tinkering with an old unity ace's statlines
>>584422127Bwo it's 1200m
Umas with the best and worst sneezes?
>>584422269wdym pretendgo away larper
>>584422184If I'm kicked, im kicked, just hope the 16 people under me would be kicked first
>>584422321I can't read
>>584422321Oguri's sneezes would be cute too...
>>584422269?
>>584422353Sneezing is universal
How is your Hokko fund going /uma/?
>>584422465She seemed annoying during rickeys career, pass
>>584421953mambro...
>>584422465I shan't be rolling for dirters
>be sad>spin slots>make $30>be slightly less sad
>>584421329Kita white is actually one of the main pace parents going forward
>>584422581Now read the post again
>club rank tanking>havent told them im taking the 5 days off I foresee stormy skies ahead
>>584422504straight to Tomakomai with you
>>584421580Novel AI and use sloppa prose
>>584422624yes it will be raining when you are homeless after they kick you from the club
>>584413948this is what happens when you dont kick 30mil/month B+ earners
>>584421953mambro... I am sorry.
>>584422624>get 7.5k carat worth of pulls>kicked and lose 2.3k club gibsStill worth it
>>584422759>30 milBro wants to kick literally 17 people lmao
>>584422662I used to pay the $25 tier on openAI for infinite image gens, but also writing assisted fanfiction is nice it's a good productnever liked the chatbots though, your suspension of disbelief has to be too big to pretend is not a machine with how bad chatting with bots is
I JUST realized i can autobot a mant run to complete all the race missions in a single run instead of trying to awkwardly fit them into a trainees schedule
>>584422839>openAINovelAI* I'm retarded
>>584422624Unfortunately it is still objectively profitable to sit out for the banner even if you get kickedUnsure how clubs are gonna handle that
>0.65mb updatethe virus botnet has been activated
>>584422873sweepino...
Rape the Fine Motion poster
>>584422985Sweet Doto wouldn't say that
>>584422823if that's what it takes to send a message
>>58442282330mil monthly which is about sub 20mil now, it's like 5 people
Rescue Lescue from ExcelUma
>>584422839Yeah never been a fan of the chatbots either. It's awkward to read and I prefer my OCs to be in a story. Gooned a lot back in the day and doujins just dont cut it anymore. Still trying to kick the habit. Porn is bad for owns soul. But I had many good non erotica stories too
>>584422321I still await answers.
day 4 thyme
>>584422321Oguri's an animal...
What club should I dox
>>584423195GANBARE
>>584410912Cute Machan
>>584423258Why are you still responding to him
>first match podiumperma skip it is>>584423258thank
>>584423227ExcelUma
>>584422839try astra or argon they loop internally not sure how good they are at prose tho
>>584423321Who the fuckI swear this place only talks about 3 clubs so whenever I hear a club like this I have to double check if they're even from here
>>584423357I no longer use it, completely lost interest in sloppa guess the novelty of it wore off.
>>584423227Mambo
>>584423315BASED
>>584423430There's a clublist in the OP dude
i went 10/10 so far today... makes me worried for the finals
>>584423227Release the Dacchis logs.
>>584423448Simp
>Queueing during shitter hours
private uma servers sound like a cool idea until you recognize that 90% of the reason any enthusiast would go out of their way to play on a pserver is the PvP..
>>584423584I like the idea of being able to test my current global decks on future scenarios to learn more about it. I feel like I only truly learned GL during Arima Kinen
>>584423584Well, there is also keeping the game alive after EOS which is why I wish these guys didn't make all this shit public yet
I DRANK THE WHOLE QUART AUH
WINNING LIVE 36 samplehttps://youtu.be/904LxEX4uLkOnly one solo song this time - Phalaenopsis
>>584423758>V umaEw
>>584423754imagine the smell
>>584423641Scenario mechanics are the least understood thing in the game so very high likelihood the career experience on those servers won't be representative of the scenario mechanics for quite a while.
>>584423542it's always shitter hours bwo, you're just a lucklet
>>584418476I don't own spooky bourbon wit. I go with early lead only. I never won a cm since trackblazer, and back then I used late surgers mostly. Fucking frustrating ass role, but the umas I like the personality of are all front runners.
>>584422465Might throw her some tickets but have to hoard. Fatass Miracle is my next pull.
>>584423758Durandal's the only one I see memed about over Homemeteor so I always thought that was a solo toosprinters eating good this release
>3/4/4/3>total winrate: 75% or 60/80checked out one of the matches since none of mine made it into top 5 which I found odd. turns out every gold recovery whiffed which is so unlikely it's not even funnybound to happen over all these races BUT stillodds looking ok I suppose, about what you'd expect in terms of strength too so that's fun to look at. spe would've performed better if her wit (937) was up to my standards but I had enough of training for this cmsprint soon which everyone likes (I think) ((you should)), and then dirt once more. hopefully I'll have restraint looped by then for rickeygm looks fun too so good times ahead, probably, I hope
i'm queueing right now bros, don't queue if you dont want to lose
>>584423980Thoughts on V going open league?
>>584424001You better post your 5/5
wtf is a torepi
I'm not queueing right now, so don't queueue if you want to queueueue into me. Which yous houldn't because Tosen Jordan ALWAYS WINS except most of the time
>>584424114short for trainer penis
>>584424114kinda like a crepe
>>584424114a cool trainer (me)
Queue time doesnt really matter because you get matched against ghosts anyway
>>584424187Queue after reset = smaller pool of ghosts with sweatsQueue now = bigger pool with everyoneNot hard to understand
>>584422465Skipping her so I can get het summer outfit later
>>584424187how come i get matched with goats..
>>584424289yagimusume?!
>>584424250except it's day 2 so its all ghosts all the time
>>584422465skipping her and her summer outfit later on because I only care about swimsuit Flash and I'll be buying her with a voucher
>>584423953She is the one to get memed because she is a dog
>>584424114cute trainer (me)
>>584424187Am i the only one that assumes i'm only ever matching with ghosts?Am i really defeating or losing to the people i match up with, in that my victory dented their winrates and my losses boost their winrates?
loluma pachinko
>>584423980>turns out every gold recovery whiffedthis is the bane of every long cm, lost a few matches because of it my umas would gas out by the end and get overtaken, sucks when it happensi think you have a good chance at getting the plat this time, with all your umas having great mood i think they can tank a whiffed gold recovery and still wini will replace this natie with the BLAZE for finals, gotta use her now because it will be a long time until i can use her again
>>584423315show me your way (cards and sparks) inari bro
>>584424413idk but I got matched with someone from my club earlier today who was offline, so pretty sure it's just always ghosts
>>584424346so if I say I'll give her a treat if she has sex with me, then she will?
Will coping richard be good in cm22? Its like the one she is supposed to be best at right
>>584423980>60/80>57/80 with my scuffed UG4s teamYeah ratingslop is real
Japanese trainers fear her
stamina debuffing is so satisfying
Reminder that if you want to troll your opponents you need to change your title BEFORE matching starts in 24 hours
>>584424487Just bad player things
>>584424487yes and no, random mood really ups the variance in the first 2 rounds. That being said the difference between a UG4 and UF could be 700 vs 1300 wit and if the 700 wit uma is lucky or 1300 wit uma is unlucky then yeah there's basically no difference between the two.
>>584424114Torena piss
>>584424520That's not an act of kinda nice
>>584424479It'll be the front richard vs end closers cm
>>584424442V please
>>584424473She is a dog but she primarily larps as your knight and refers to you as "My Lord"
>>584424187who started this gaslight, ghosts aren't real
>>584424416This isn't wholesome...
Brian bwos...
>>584424582I dont care for either so I will run late surger Oguri with 2 doms
>>584424487It's very real especially in longslop because everyone suddenly have to invest on hitting the stamina requirement which breaks the comfy braindead speed+wit clicks only of GL
>constantly 1/5>swap spechud for one with 150 less speed, no midrace, and only white heals, but more wit and long S>instantly qualify for A finalsI don't fucking get this game
>>584424582The only end closers being Digitan and Oguri because it's dirt btw
>>584424597so I have to rp as an abusive royal who sexually exploits his female servant?
>>584424587Why that gay talk like he good at game
>>584424738you got luckier with your queues
>>584424738Long S is something absurd like 6-8 lengths of advantage of non long S, its basically required for all CM's except sprint
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/yszK7P>https://jiggie.fun/yszK7Phttps://jiggie.fun/yszK7P>https://jiggie.fun/yszK7Phttps://jiggie.fun/yszK7P
>>584424843Cutexina
Musuderb
>>584424875It's actually 0.5L.
>>584424738aptitude game, gwoif your spe had 1500, then your speed bonus for the track via aptitude gives you slightly more speed than the one you were using
>>584424895An anon here converted me to seeing the light of WifeXina. Looking forward to.... 2028
>>584424915Long S is a european monster can?
>>584424738Umamusume is a wit game
uma pachinko announced
>>584424895Sexina
Is this even allowed?Seems inhumane to meSlavery, even
>>584424835Just tell her you want to make an heir and homete homete her during sex
>>584424982An European monster, huh... interesting.
>>584424738late gamblers be gamblin
>>584424416uma gambling?never....
>>584425128It's a, not an.
>both CM21 + 22 is cheer halo CMInvest your loops now
>>584425015https://x.com/KaroshiMyriad/status/2110284590648811664 wth it's real
>>584425046Cutexina during sexinaMakes cute noises
>>584424738manClaw and See Ya Later on both, top has Uma Stan and a white heal, bottom has Best in Japan>>584424875sure, all else being equal, but all else is not equal>>584424938>1500y-yeah>>584424869probably but insane timing and difference given I did a set right before as well
>>584425106Slavery means you don't get paid at all, or not too much for the work you're doing.Mcqueen offered the right amount of cash for paying her trainer.
>>584424457arguably missing the post important skill (PoC) since it can proc twice but here16* stam, definitely a lowroll
>>584425173hmmm nyaruhodo...
>>584425185I've already quit my pachislot and pachinko addiction 2 years ago but guess it's time to go gambling once again on top of horse betting WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>584425128European cans are 0.5L, American and british ones are about 0.46L because they use silly measurements, then asian monster cans are 0.33LI know this because I had a lengthy discussion on another board about a femboy cosplayer dickfrauding his length on pics by using the smaller asian cans
>>584425216all that and then I forget the image
>>584425331thisbwas very informative until it got gay towards the endotherwise, nice work, nonny
>>584425332we told you umamusume is a wit game
>>584425331I remember that femboy he started being menhera after getting attention about it too and eventually wiped everything from this account
>>584425331>I know this because I had a lengthy discussion on another board about a femboy cosplayer dickfrauding his length on pics by using the smaller asian canshuh.......
>>584425272The reason why is because it's based on the sound the following word starts with, not the letter (though usually the letter is a good indicator)So since European starty with a "y" sounds (yuropean), you have to use an. Same with a word like universe, which also is pronounced with a y at the start vs for example "an underling".
>>584425383my dumbass Jordan was my best miler for that CM umamusume is not a wit game
>>584425331why would a femboy do that, is the idea of a feminine penis too archaic nowadays?
>>584425331Most European cans are 0.33L tho0.5L is mostly for energy drinks and beer
>>5844253321450 speed + long S > 1600 speed, just another case of ratingslop
>>584425443Bad explanation but V would not understand anyways
>>584425490a penis is a peniswhat the fuck is a femenine penis?
