>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch bloodstain: >>584356814
No schizophrenia beyond this post
Hello erg girls
>>584454865Hello beutiful womans how are you lovely
>they’re so powerful they just sit there and flat out ignore everything you do
>>584454865>>584449268
>>584454998Why do people think these two are literal gods rather than brain dead vegetables?
>>584455314Ambiguity is fun
>>584455476But is it REALLY ambiguous though???
gg mohg killing oie's dreg stacks
I’m so strong and powerful
When you play Nightreign do you prefer >Matchmaking>discord lfg What are your thoughts on>legal and illegal cheated relics>Current content creators in NR spaceAnd do you play >DoN>Normal >mix of both
>>584456557we know executor
I don't play niggereign
>>584456557We know Wylder
>>584456557terrgawd...
Nightreign ruined Elden Ring’s charm and integrity in a way that Shadow of the Erdtree just didn’t, and Shadow of the Erdtree already caused enough damage as is.
>>584456795We all call him that but keep it on the down-low please it upsets the resident indians
>>584435378unblock DNB
>>584455082I made waffle and hashbrowns and I have one peach yoghurt that Im not sharing >>584455117queued again!
>>584456640When you play Nightreign do you prefer>Matchmaking>discord lfgpassie solo, i get to show off a little and lots of people here respect meWhat are your thoughts on>legal and illegal cheated relicsanyone who cheats relics is a massive homosexual, anyone who sees checks is also a massive homosexual >Current content creators in NR spacezorban is super bad, lantic is super bland too, take is super funny and cut, kwitty is a tranny, we miss boxyAnd do you play>DoNall the time!>Normalnever >mix of bothanswered this already
It smells like eggs in here
>>584456795Does anyone have the twitch thing
>>584457549Type Cs and will cause that
>>584455314Copes because they played wizards or like them. When these 2 chucklefucks glimpsed the current it terrified the fuck out of them and mentally shattered them. They didn't ascend like people think, they retreated into their minds to play minecraft. They fucked up reality pretty hard in a weird acausal loop they couldn't understand so I don't blame them freaking out.
>>584457419Nobody misses the pendejo.
>>584457308Hate whips
>>584455684It IS ambiguous. The existence of the Crystalians throws a wrench into the idea that being one with the primeval current is a bad thing. It appears to be a zen sort of thing.
>>584457419Everybody misses the Aryan.
what if TND+DNB enter an ergie pass match
>>584456640I prefer queueing erg but it's so dead I've been playing more randos and even started another 0-9999 climb. I don't do discord lfgs I don't really like vcing with random people>cheated relicsall bad and unacceptable even if they're made with the confines of the games normal limitations in mind>content creatorsMost of the streamers are pretty boring besides zorban. some of the youtube channels are ok. Some of the best YT channels for this game have long stopped their NR content because the game was abandoned. The rest are just boring assholes uploading 40 minute unedited runs with minimal commentary, I don't know how anyone finds that entertaining to watchI play exclusively DoN
>>584457812They’re vibing to the cosmic spheres. You just wouldn’t understand.
>>584456723>>584456795>>584457136It’s really incredible how little shame you have
>>584457419boxy is a tranny too
>>584457895controller unplugged at the end there sorry!
>>584458220Do you know how many orbs I've gone thru in my ponderings?
Amazing how smee holds the entire future of nightreign and erg in his sweaty, greasy hands and chooses to do nothing with it
>>584458827kek this is going to be a fun thread isn't it?
>>584458480DRAGON THUNDERSTORM!
>>584459008when I healed and you got me right away with it I laughed a lot
>>584458972Now? No. Terr is too cucked to advance his narratives when challenged.
>>584458827How will history view Smee’s inactivity in this pivotal moment
>>584459082I need to get better at the ballsack swap
>>584460130I need to get better at not getting hit!
>>584460389That was a nice jump
>>584460491I liked that jump!
>>584460554you're not me
>>584435684We pulled a glicky on the jit
What if the birdshit is a new age cult that is trying to create an actual tulpa god in the modern age?
>>584460819we should put them in the real gas chamber
>>584460819That looks like shit
>>584460712Its a meme you dip. Why don't any of you know very common 4chan memes?
elf is so cool
>>584460554>>584460712I can't believe that was not a parry
>>584460819>I see the damn birdsconcerning
>>584461336You can see birds in anything if you're schizophrenic enough. Also replace "birds" with "anything."
>>584461443Showing the wrong thing makes the duck warrior in the middle stand out even more.
>>584461189said no one ever
>>584461187cool picture>>584461162memes are for kids reterrd
>>584461509DOS fangirl doesn't know how to help without being mean about it. He's undersocialized and doesn't know how to be chill.
need pee break>>584461234aren't jump attacks not parryable?
>>584461949I was talking about your charged R2
I’m a lesbian for elf
>>584461187Trish and cc made up for the S tier photograph I see
Obsessed with terrgod award
>>584462137>>584462117>>584462115these are pretty good keep going
>>584462137Terr died a while ago broski.
>>584462117kek
>>584462445cc...
>>584462117Trish tamed cc with her gock
cc it up yuh and then trrish it down
>>5844620231 more then I gotta do chores ugh
>>584462137>>584461187can you stop, you're gonna make dos and dalit k***ht empty their bowels in this thread and the thread after
>>584463041That last double kill was fun
>>584463531That would've happened regardless, it's just what indians do.
>>584463617yeah good way to end it, those were fun duels overall! it made me smile
>comfy D2 player, climbing through D3>get thrown into a D4 lobby with some tryhards>Gladius>leave the fucker with less than 20% HP>-350 pointswtf are you even supposed to do against this broken-ass boss
>>584464204Man thats rough. It probably wouldn't have saved you but the damage reduction on the punch might have gotten you thru the torpedoes. >use ult>die 10 seconds laterRough. Some say ruff.
>>584464204You and duchess both used your ults too early. You didn't really use it too early but it would have skipped the split up attack on yourself if you saved it, I get why you used it.Duchess 100% should have saved the cloak for the split up attack. The dog triggered the split up the picosecond you all became uncloaked. She killed the group.
Is Margit the only invasion that debuffs player?
>>584464204Just gotta get the dodge timings down. Use the sound cue for the first two dashes and sprint sideways for the final one, maybe sprint into roll to play it safe.
>>584464501Kino finisher, dual spears is very low effort though so points deducted. Law of regression gets those points added back in triplicate. >>584464784Locusts can steal levels and dip out while smirking at you. Libra merchant can extort you and you deal with it if you don't pay him.
>>584464784Libra, augur and balancers all do too
>>584460552I brought up the shockwave because other roars are accompanied by a shockwave. But you have to pretend not to know that in order to avoid breaking your narrative.>>584460778>>584462792>>584460453I've been consistently playing the game. That in of itself, is practice. And by playing the game, I'm exposing how unrealistic it is that the game designers expect the player to learn through such arduous trial and error. You don't want to admit that Daddy Fromsoft can do wrong, so you blame me for not using supplementary fan-made material. Like, "no, the game isn't bullshit, just use the practice mod". Why can't the game be good on its own? Why can't the game stand on it's own?https://streamable.com/yh7ein
What an awful start
>>584458225His kind literally haven’t evolved that yet, just look at the posts above me to see it
>>584465072Hey, I was using PSGS but then decided to swap to the Dragon King sword
>>584464204you shouldn't be mashing out consecutive charge attacks when hes taunting in the first place, you already know the fire wave is about to come out. when you saw him start the phase change you should have been immediately surge sprinting to the side.
>>584465252I used to do double GSp for the running attacks chains I know it is the most low effort stuff out there. You weren't using it like that but its on your back as your safety net. Be objective here winner.
>>584465253Anon is d3 the ed rate there is like 20%. He most likely doesn't even know half the moveset.
>>584465156Real talk, why are your damage numbers always so low in these after kill shots? You aren't just doing this to show the birds in the death animations are you?
>>584465584Probably so he was spamming attacks into dog with sword in mouth. Party wipe inevitably can be blamed on who gave the dog all the attack buffs and it was raider man ignorantly attacking. We all got got by that when ED dogs was released.
>>584465724>You aren't just doing this to show the birds in the death animations are you?Went back and looked at all his images and that is exactly what he's doing.
>awkward silence
they were the bird poster all along
>>584465724>why are your damage numbers always so lowI dunno. It is what it is. My relics are just kind of ok. Two phys attack +4s and the red balancer relic is all I have to increase damage. I took the blue balancer relic off in exchange for a chilling mist starting relic. It also has skill cooldown +3 so it's pretty nice.>You aren't just doing this to show the birds in the death animations are you?I'm just displaying my general gear and inventory. And these screenshots serve as verification of my climb.
>>584466131I'm going to go eat lunch then I'm going to post all his images with the bird pointed out to show he's been doing this for days.
>>584466624Don't worry bro we found out why you were doing it. Don't waste your time on any long posts. There are 2 pages of you in the archive and it is a 100% hitrate for showing the birds. Its 30/30 bro.
let's derail this bird posting with some emotions and whimsy
>>584466980Wait until I get back from my lunch if you want to counter signal me. 1 hour tops.
>>584466872You're wrong. My early screenshots didn't show the boss's death animation, because I was taking them too late. As it became more routine, I started taking screenshots earlier and earlier. At time before the boss disintegrates.
>>584465942My point was moreso is that yeah you have time to attack during the taunt phase but an R2 into CR2 is insanely greedy
Birds are not real, neither is australia btw
>>584364941 based innocent child
>>584467258unbased necropedo
>>584467103Nah you good blud don't sweat it. I'm not going to do this to embarrass you I'm doing it to prove a point.
>>584465156Attempted to perform the Crucible ledge drop like the Japanese guy. But he didn't die when he fell. Not sure what went wrong.https://streamable.com/6nmf1nWanted to get a parry kill on Loretta, but the rain was already too close. Tried to escape, but got sniped.https://streamable.com/lgzuxwThis attack by the bear has a large splash zone. Don't think I like it.https://streamable.com/8wxh6w>>584462792Oh, btw, I beat Elden Ring before the DLC came out.Stats weren't a problem for the DLC, because I explored enough to find a bunch of scadoos. I just found that the fights were not fun, and the exploration was kind of ass.
>>584466980whimsy? pretty rare around these parts>>584467183oi
>creasejeet arguing with dosjeet
>>584467658What point, senpai?
>That guy who posts the two retards fighting image every thread.
>>584467837He's always been trying to get DOS attention like this it is kind of sad.
>>584467693so powerful
>>584467693Thank god terr was there to carry
>>584467998wow is that the famous poopsocknocockhusbandposter?
>>584467986
>>584468118I can't even detect DoS outside of his birdposting. I really don't care about him. By my reckoning, D himself is far worse than DoS. If I can't figure out how to detect D's posts and avoid them, I'd be a happy man.
>>584467986>t. one of the retards
>>584468297Seems like it
1/3
>>584465156No you're exposing your skill issues. Most people get better than you in much less time even without mods. You're deflecting to mods as a cope.
>>584468549Beholder of Death
also 1/3
>>584464501>>584465252>>584466036>>584466539>>584467998I wanna kill husbandjeet too
>>584469942>Most peopleFalse. And unprovable.>You're deflecting to mods as a copeMy most ardent critics use some kind of mod. Either to practice, or to view hitboxes. And if they don't use mods, then they still watch way more guides than me. And if they do neither, they still played thousands of more expeditions than me.
>>584469942I'm not exposed
A Z tier Wyldjeet will soon join the queue.
we are the exposedjeets hear us shout
>>584470709>My most ardent criticsDon't care about your rapists, everyone here quickly got way better than you ever did, besides maybe husbandjeet. You can cope that they all used mods or guides but you're fooling no one except yourself.
>>584470709This reads like narcissist prayer
creasy unironically hit the
>>584465252super zested way to abbreviate dual my simpski
@poopmask@nezuk@madison@nox@grass@/dsg/when is the next fight club...
>>584471279>@ 6 dead peoplehuh?
dough we're all browsing
>>584471372Nezcuck is still alive surprisingly he was in a mmv run not too long ago
>>584471261Jealous anon.
@279never because the ergies have downgraded to duels it seems really sad stuff
>>584471535That was me, I was pretending to be him.
>>584471372that doesnt sound true
>>584467693The ping was cute
>>584471808name?
>>584471261Not a simp, I just don't like using meta vs off-meta
>>584472252non sequitur.
>>584471261lil guppy is getting triggered by acronyms
>>584472538
>>584467570something is deeply wrong with you
>>584467683>I just found that the fights were not fun, and the exploration was kind of ass.Maybe the smartest thing you’ve said
>>584473037Shut up lil guppy
>>584467683>I just found that the fights were not fun, and the exploration was kind of ass.Maybe the dumbest thing you’ve said
>>584438176How
>>584473261sex with oie and terr at the same time
>>584467683>the fights were not funCOPESPEAK -> ENGLISH TRANSLATION: I got farmed
>>584473261They don't call him terrgawd for nothing
>>584473393>>584473546shut it terrjeetpaki
stop acting underage
tea r r r
>>584471028>Don't care about your rapistsYet, it's relevant. Because if my critics all use mods and guides(like yourself), then they all have a skewed perception of what natural growth looks like.>everyone here quickly got way better than you ever didUnprovable. And using only /erg/ as a sample size for general skill growth is not enough>>584471182>>584471086That's what the narcissist's prayer is. It's ironic really. Because that's what's employed against me all the time.I say something happened>That's didn't happen, and if it did, it's not that badI post a clip of it happening>It's not a big deal, it's not Fromsoft's faultI explain why it's a big deal>You deserved it.
>>584473523"Farmed"? I'm not even sure what farmed means in this context. Did you mean "filtered"?
The fights WERE fun. PCR is a good boss but a dogshit, insultingly bad final boss. Cerulean coast and jagged peak were undercooked, abyssal woods and finger ruins were straight up unfinished. Overall 7/10
>>584473987In video games (especially RPGs, MOBAs, and competitive shooters) and online culture, to farm an enemy or player means to repeatedly and easily kill or defeat them to rack up points, items, experience, or clips.• Meaning: If a player says they "got farmed" or "farmed someone," it means one side completely dominated the other with little resistance, treating the opponent like a repetitive in-game resource.
>>584474186I see. When did that start being used? I don't play online RPGs, MOBAs, or competitive shooters.
>>584473261100% completely legit, they dont call me reliable duck for nothing after all
>>584473756>if my copium is true then it proves my copium>i'm better than some random shitters, trust me. so my hundreds of shitter posts and plays don't count
>>584471372He really misses his dead brown boyfriends please understand
>>584467986it’s not every thread but yeah
>>584474572what a slutty duck
Starting with the oldest image and going to move to the present. Don't expect me spamming I'm going to be going slow because I ate too much.
>>584473096Shut up big cuck
>>584460792it’s unbecoming stop it…>>584472798more like this…
GG ED Caligo
>>584475079You're a lil guppy
I carried
gg hotcolddragon
'teel is 'treamin solo d5
>>584475146>>584475185You spake true
lardin'
>>584475408You found devil *nig**s weapon
>>584471685>>584462948>>584473690>>584471279>>584471020shut it freak
Looks like he's getting antsy already. Lots to go bud don't blow your load this early.
>>584475556t. Big Cucky
whats with everyone playing nr again what happened to the fc
>>584475776shut it freak
>>584475847i'm mini
>>584475883discord lobbies
>>584475692I'm Devil K****ts strongest weapon, he just has to let me off the leash
>>584475961Thats neat is that like a devilman crybaby reference?
>>584475776He had no rebuttal you triggered him good nice work
>>584475883No one is doing thst
>>584476143No, but I love that show. One of my favorite endings.
>>584465156https://gofile.io/d/wgiVd1nsMy first time fighting this nightlord solo with melee
>>584474631>Everyone does what I say they do>What do you mean I have to prove it? That's cope!
>>584476238Haven't seen it but a friend told me to.
>>584476537>Darkness Wylder getting both Slutge and Dustina to lay with after a nice run He's so lucky
>>584476727You should kill yourself.
>>584476537That's damageslop
>>584476859True.
>>584476573Everyone I played with here is significantly better than you yeah, besides maybe that Alice guy who doesn't play anymore, and I don't think I played with husbandtroon.Can you prove they all use mods and guides? Can you prove they weren't better than you regardless?
>>584476453Why should I care? Look, if you want people to watch your runs, go post them up on youtube or something. I'm not sure why you're using me as a medium.
>>584477020So you can learn things I'm here to help
>>584476537wow you pressed l2 so heckin skillful sister
I guess the devs saw my whining post >>584464204 and decided to give me a free win.The final boss didn't spawn in either phase for me, so I basically enslaved my left teammate while he fought an invisible boss. The poor bastard died like 15 times in phase 2 kek
>>584477434>I pressed the god gamer buttonTrue.
>>584476727You should live yourself.
>>584477000You keep trying to lump everyone else into your machinations. I specifically stated that my most ardant critics all use mods and guides.Whether everyone else does or not, doesn't matter. And like I said, a lot of those people have way more expeditions under their belt than I do.You also keep trying to make this about ergies, when I already said that it's a poor sample. When evaluating the game's design, you should be considering the audience at large. Not a niche community.>Can you prove they weren't better than you regardless?Whether I can or not, is irrelevant for the above reason. But also, you can't prove that they grew at a faster rate than I have. You lack the data to make such a claim.
>>584477602oh i've had that happen too, its probably one the rarest bugs in the game
>>584477625said no one ever>>584477668don't talk to yourself maggot jeet
>>584477271I'm not interested in that kind of help. And noting it as your first attempt with melee, makes it sound as though you're trying to one-up me. Rather dubious.
>>584477828What kind of help are you looking for?
>>584476634It's a neat show if you're into that kind of edgy stuff.
I wonder if bird anon is a fan of The Witness.
>>584477696>can you prove to me that 2+2=4?I was playing since release and within a month everyone was better than you, displaying better pattern recognition and reflexes than a 90 year old grandma. We all made mistakes but we didn't respond to every piece of advice with a character limit melty about how it's the game's fault and everyone else is cheating.
>>584478439Destiny 2????
>>584478368None. If I'm frustrated enough, I'll reluctantly accept help. But that's when I'm down and desperate. In my right frame of mind, I really don't want help.
>>584478391I'm not into edgy stuff much.>>584478439If you mean DOS (me) no. You need to be more specific when you say bird anon there are a few of us.
>>584476453>dormant fistsydbi
>>584477828I'm not, you struggle at gladius right? You might learn a thing or two
>>584478706Huh? Not. The puzzle game by Jonathan Blow. It's called The Witness. It's very good.>>584478820I means you. You should try it out. I think you'll like it. It's up your ally.
>>584478993I know you means me that is why I replied. None of these images are mine though they are from the solo birdanon.
i need to smoke brb
>>584479221Here's an example of what I mean. Can you spot the illusion?The game is filled with stuff like this. Very rewarding to look at the scenery in this game.Also, I'm the author of those images you're posting, and I'm not a bird anon. Whatever birds you find in those images, I was not aware of at the time I took those screenshots.
in a just world jannies ip banned this schizo already
>>584479594I know what the game is bud. Don't care.
>>584479769In my opinion some people here should be permanently range banned
>>584479769Yeah, as well as you and several others
>>584479892>>584479860You.
>>584480076Me.
>>584479594gock spotted
The Caestus Are Actually AMAZING Now!
elf gock unf unf unf
>>584479769You keep crying about that.
>>584481739They hate on topic posting. Yes what I'm doing is on topic.
I know fextralife is a retarded website, but is this table roughly accurate?https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Recommended_Level_by_Location
>>584481447What a strange post. Is this terr from dsg?
>>584482074Fextra is great we got a lot of new players from that place.
>>584465252this one was really funny to me when it happened
>>584482074lower bounds are too high by 10-20 levels otherwise yes
posting the erg pass in the fextra comments
>>584466539this one was good too
>>584482074Not too related but I used to go on the Dark Souls Fextra and just post whatever bullshit that I could think of in the comments. I partially re-wrote the Shrek is Life, Shrek is Life greentext in the Dark Sun Gwyndolin page as Chosen Undead x Gwyndolin. All the funniest shit gets wiped by site mods sooner or later, though.
>>584454565cute art
>>584482603nakadashi origins
>>584479769Truth>>584479892Not to forget you too ofcourse
>>584482046I've also noticed this. There's a 50-50 chance any on topic post with content generates spontaneous seethe.
nophono noticed this
The blessed curse...
it freaks me out how everything the bird anon says soon comes true
>>584483527It is but a cycle.
Dragonirian obsessed schizo status?
>>584483527such as?
>>584483885Consistency is key when battling schizos.
>>584484109got raped by erg and resorted to spamming the thread with images of cave walls
>>584479594>The game is filled with stuff like this. Very rewarding to look at the scenery in this game.You haven't posted a single veritable example. You're seeing things that aren't actually there.
>>584484109>>584484353you're gonna make xhim do xhis thing again
I got my gf to start talking to herself to calm down that is pretty cool.
>>584484556Forgot to say that she is trans btw.
>>584484718I did cut her penis off years ago. It was part of a church function we were going to.
Phew. First time winning against ED Gnoster solo.
>>584484882Forgot to put it in the file name, but it was D3.
>>584484862This is going to be part of terr's lore now.
>>584484882No wonder you're struggling you're using the starter greatsword like a retard
>>584484556You exposed the usual suspects of having troons (and probably browns) burned into their mind. Don't you feel sorry for them? Apologise.
>>584485221Will you accept my apology?
>>584485221Will you accept my blessing?
>>584485159There's that nagging sounds again. "Nyeah, nyeah, nyeah"Yeah, man. I totally don't want better weapons. I'm completely content using the starting sword. Yup. In no way did I want something like a giant's flame whip or some other powerful flame weapon. Just the starting sword for me. Let me guess, you need more?
ah, long awaited.. the baited bit response.. I'm already feeling one of the more potent 7/10s this season oncoming within the next days
>>584485221immediately upset the trannylovers good job
>>584485105bodied that freak
>>584485504You don't need fire literally anything will be better than meleeing with your fucking starter greatsword god you're so stupid you're just so stupid and stubborn no wonder people dislike you
>>584485884I'm not going to respond to this post.
>>584485884Do you really think I passed up better weapons? Huh, dipshit?
threadpooping
you need a spinny type B to have a good thread, that's all I know
>>584485948>replied anywaythe raped
What's the consensus on doing damage? Is doing a lot of damage good or bad?
>>584485884It's impossible for him to have a better weapon because killing red enemies is too hard for him
>>584485884Clotheslined that brown maggot faggot, well done.
>>584486690Try being nice to Creasy for once. Sheesh
>>584486487I love type fancy spinning type Bs
>>584486690What? Where is this claim that I don't kill reds coming from? I do it in passing, if I have the time. You're just making up fantasies in your mind now.
>>584486840they can't stop summoning type As for some reason
i never see type As at the 'pool
>>584487002red trash mobs rarely drop reds, I'm talking red field bosses/formids which I can easily see you avoiding
they are in high demand so the type Bs always try to snipe them first
I always only summon type A, only because i know every single type B has a failed male behind the controller and that freaks me out and sickens me.
>>584486639I don't know, I don't use boss arena.
>>584487040>>584487281Is it a sex thing?
>>584486607Hello gaped anon
>>584482603making the erg pass my reddit username
there should be a requirement to join the erg pass, like posting a picture of gock and cock bulge before getting the all clear
>>584487540who knows?
>>584488254KEK
>>584488254We need the erg boys to become erg girls so we can have more gock pics
>>584488257SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
we need to deliver pizzas and xbox series x to the erg girls
we need to kill the posters above
>>584488257malfoid?
>>584488729bouncing on it reverse cowgirl style to calm this anon down
>>584479860>>584479892>>584482090You got it.
>>584486836I think most people do start out that way with him but just get fed up down the line
>>584487271>which I can easily see you avoidingWhat??? You can't see my playthroughs. You don't know what bosses I'm fighting or not. I had missing map data last game, so I couldn't even see where the reds were. Though I did happen upon a few. Here are the clips:Red Tree Sentinelhttps://streamable.com/xv341xRed Frenzy Trollhttps://streamable.com/prq8wuRed Hippohttps://streamable.com/bmjl7mI included the orbs in each clip. Now tell me which weapon I should have taken.btw, I had the two-hand shop that game.
>>584488462Erg boys should stay as erg boys and date erg girls
>>584488964stream up
>>584489013No there must be more erg girls
>>584483307true
>>584489115I will make more with by impregnating erg girls
>>584489013this
>>584489013this but unironically
>>584488964stream
>>584488964what about both merchants
I don't think people believe I can parry Loretta. I almost can't believe it. But I learned it while playing Elden Ring, and the skill came back to me. Here's a clean fight from last game:https://streamable.com/mbxzijAlso, in previous ED Gnoster fights, I noticed that Animus likes to perform a special shortly after exiting the body of one of the other two. So this time, I waited a good while for the special to come out. Eventually, realizing that the boss is waiting for me to be distracted before it actually starts it up. So I went to take a few swings at the big guy to bait the special out. But I got caught by it anyway.https://streamable.com/9zh85xAnimus is a sneaky little prick.
>>584488873Are you getting your daily squats in, cutie?
>>584489537Don't steal my fashion and builds
>>584489115>>584488462this so much this
>>584489553yes i also ran up and down the stairs 15 times today
>>584489553ewwww
>>584489680next time do it outside in fresh air so your brain can breathe
>>584489680Big booty erg girls bouncing it reverse cowgirl style...
>>584489482Big merchanthttps://streamable.com/tts6j7Small merchanthttps://streamable.com/s8vl53
rivers of blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood
>>584490158letting erg boys crack until their pelvis cracks
>heh those other users are going to get so angry at my failed male posts, it's going to be greatGet a hobby
>>584490308Daring today aren't we
>>584490308swoosh swooshswoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh
Estrogen will fix the erg boys and give them the body they desire
Weird thread all around.
>>584490360this is why I endorse killing them in leyndell
>>584490283>claims there's no fire weapon>flaming strike right thereok so you're an actual retard got it
>>584489537I'm too powerful for /erg/ it seems.
>>584490327Spanking it and watching it jiggle as you do squats on my cock
>>584489537what is this supposed to represent
>>584490808yay box squats are so much better when anon is the box
>>584489537Very nice
>>584490998>>584490542>>584490158how do I get a cute erg tgirl gf?
>>584491304Post deep lore and everyone will obsess over you and make webms about you and make threads to worship you and all that jazz.
nice thread ergies
>>584490981I wanna feel fat, soft erg girl butt plap into my hips. You want another headpat or was that another anon?
>>584491447i did so many chores and stressful things today, so i would like another head pat pls
>>5844907421. I didn't say any fire weapon. I said a powerful fire weapon.2. It was a blue Grossmesser. A middling curved sword. Even though it has fire, it's going to be weaker than the greatsword, has shorter range, and have a moveset I'm less familiar with, causing complications. I would need to detour to a mine in order to get the stone to make it useful. Keep in mind, I didn't know there was the big merchant until the end of day 2, so it's not like I could have planned ahead to buy the strone.3. My greatsword already has chilling mist, which the boss is susceptible to as well. Not as much as fire, but still enough to make a flaming strike grossmesser not worth the trade.Is that the best you got?
>>584491373Does it feel good?
Rellana's Twin Blades Got BUFFED… They’re Secretly BUSTED Now
>>584491573Got any webms?
>>584491543It is mildly chuckle worthy, I get some laughs out of it. Knowing a bunch of people are modifying their daily lives for months for me is strange but it produces some laughs. I'm still adapting to being the king of /erg/ but its been nice.
>>584490624>Half the thread is either a tranny, a cross dresser, gay, or just a soft boy.>Most of the posting is catty sniping and womanly bickering.
>>584491516*patpat* good job on doing all your chores and stressful things, now you can relax and de-stress on my lap
>>584491774I want you bouncing on my fat cock
>>584491774shut your fucking mouth schizojeet cocksucker
I want you dead in the nearest ditch
>>584491861thank you anon i needed it and now i need you to wear me out so i cant walk
>>584491774open your fucking mouth slutjeet deepthroater
>>584491774hi mommycan i cum mommy? please?
>>584491876I know I've seen the scriptures you've produced. I'm not sure how much I should support the serfs directly or if being distance is the wisest choice as your king. >>584491936This is why I shouldn't get involved with the supplicants.
I want to die
>>584492127No you don't. Live, bitch.
>>584492127Then kill yourself
>>584492127We all do but we'll just have to soldier on.
>>584492085You're really hot I'd love to make at least 5 babies with you
>>584492029I think pronebone is a good position for that. Just laying down on your tummy while I use and handle you however I want. Slamming into ur butt and rearranging your insides until you can't walk
is... is husbandjeet one of the ERPers?
>>584491634He’s doing a bit dude that’s not actually the case>>584492038>>584491876>>584491936>>584490808Too much talk of cock
>>584492212I tried once but I failed
>>584492454That is strange. As your king I can appoint anyone to any position I please so I've decided that we should have a community breeding sow. As king I decree Creasy as the new honorary sow. It is only until we find a replacement mind you. you can address all concerns related to your siring of bastards to Creasy.
>>584492628Isn't it obvious
>>584492556this this this gonna make me pass out right after
I miss Madison...
>>584492672Erg girls can't stop thinking about cock
>>584492883so all that talk about hating porn addicts was just larp, stone her to death NOW
erg is healing
we are the raped schizojeet maggots
>>584491634Apparently the crit motion value was buffed
>>584492951why?
>>584493151Only stab crits or do headshots count? I think one of the jumping attacks when paired does a double poke directly at head height which would make it one of the few jumping dex weapons.
>>584492756I'm cumming to this pic thank you mommy
>>584493151Doesn't seem like that big a deal
>>584493206She was fun to talk to
>>584493431As your king and potential god I will let that slide. Look at how many naturalborns Creasy has already made. I think the entirety of my dishonor guard have become fathers.
>>584493523Yeah it isn't
>>584493526I have her on steam, what should I talk to her about?
>>584493657idk, ask her about rape or somethingcall her cute
>>584493781No, stop, Rajesh.
>>584493781retardand you wonder why she doesn't talk to you
>>584493876>>584493904why are you being mean
>>584494160Being mean to simps is normal and encouraged
>>584493657just be normal, ask her if she wants to game or something
>>584492628no wtf that isnt me I capitalize my I's
>>584492681me twice
>>584494957whore shut up
>>584492628I can't believe she was the ERPer the whole time
>>584493876Stop, Sajam
>>584495143ugh it causes me way too much secondhand embarrassment for that to ever have been me I can't even play skyrim keizal I wanted to like it but I cant because online rp feels so physically cringe unless its with my husband
>>584491528you don't need a ''powerful'' fire weapon flaming strike will do more damage than the greatswordflaming strike will do more damage than chilling mistyou're just retarded and a hardstuck D tier don't bother posting your clips again cocksucker
>>584492672true
>>584495471Leave creasy alone
>>584487680Hello projecting maggot anon
>>584495471Destroyed that yellow fever reddit cuck good job
>>584495328>skyrimbasedbasedbassdbbased
>>584495471Your post was 40 words, lets see how many his ends up being.
reverse cowgirl style starts at 2:40https://x.com/doublev_nsfw/status/2009562525810229733
>gaped anon is also cock obsessed anonMakes sense if you think about it.
is quop good at nightreign?
>>584495998wow shes literally me
>>584495998i hate when that happens
>>584495850have you played on the keizal vc servers? it's the first interesting mod I have ever seen I really wanted to like it but it's all like second life boomers....
>>584495998That's not reverse cowgirl
>>584495471>>584495581>>584495880>Lowercase anon says something retarded>Crony posts soon follows to back up lowercase anonNoticing a pattern. It's comical, really.>Your post was 40 words, lets see how many his ends up being.Using fewer words doesn't make him correct. He's just plain wrong. It's a BLUE grossmesser, versus my purple greatsword He may have an argument if it was already purple, but it wasn't. Though, I'm not even sure a purple grossmesser would be better. Because it still has the damage value of a curved sword.
this whole thread needs a 180 minute mountain hike desperately
>>584496168>>584496380two big butt erg girls squishing their cheeks together with my cock in the middle>>584496632what position is it?
>>584496664Why did you bother linking me?
>>584496423no that sounds terrifying
>>584496136He just loves cocks so much can you blame him
>>584492628It would make sense honestly she seems like the type to secretly do that plus we know we can’t take her word>>584495998I need an account to see what is it
Which erg tgirlies are these?
>>584496771yeah it was unfortunately but at least not as much as these fruity loopy yokels itt
>>584496847>I need an account to see what is it3D animation of undertaker sucking a cock and then sitting on it. It's pretty amateurish. Though not the worse I've seen. I don't find it fappable myself.
>>584497091>I don't find it fappable myself.This is the highest form of insult to a coomer of coom producer.
>>584496960dust, trish, cupcake
>>584497202It's not an insult. It's honesty. I respect coom artists. Any artist worth anything seeks to improve their craft. There's a lot of room for improvement. Perhaps he can do better next time.
>>584496847there was only one time when I was way younger when this nerdy friend off tf2 wanted to erp with me and I felt so bad for his situation and I didn't know any better so I said I would try it and learn but it was genuinely such a cringe experience when he started doing the like asterisk actions bs that I had to tell him how I felt about it and he went and discord called me to apologize he said but basically just to cry on mic lol but I still kind of feel bad about it but I wonder if he lived in fear for years thinking I would expose him for sending stuff like that to an underage and that makes me feel bad too cause Im mean but Im at least not that awful to do something like that and I hoped he knew that but who knows
>>584496960why not without bulges? I'm not gay I just like fat chicks
>>584497539>artistsnigga just use ai, it's faster cheaper easier. """artists""" need to start looking for real jobs.
>>584496136>>584496820Don't talk to yourself rape victim and go for >>584476789
>>584497735don't bait ergies
>>584497735If you want to use AI, then you're free to do it. Have fun. For us artists though, we like to see what *we* can do.
>>584497735this is really giga...
>>584497568holy babbling use commas at least once in your life, husbandjeet
>>584497735I can't believe I share this general with the dumbest people to ever exist. I bet you unironically listen to AI music and watch AI shows.
>>584498142No he does not, he knows that shit is absolute trash he's just fishing for (You)s
>>584498142
>>584498117only sometimes, it depends on the atmospheric conditions
>>584498307>trashYou mean kino?https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Fk0KCF5lsY
>>584498356AI is fine as a tool, but people use it for everything. This is why gen alpha will be the dumbest generation to ever exist.
being retarded in the modern world is self-defense, you will understand it one day
NIGHTIN ON MY REIGN (yuh)'ZUKIN ON MY TRAIN (yuh)MADDY OUT THE FRAME (*crowd starts booing*)now break it down real slow (*booing intensifies*)YOU SUCK *throws tomato**floodlights sweep over to Creasy, arms folded*WE'RE BREAKING OUT OF DSG WITH THIS ONE*crowd looks confused**track speeds up*GET THESE CATTY BITCHES OUTTA HERE*crowd erupts into cheers*BLOCKED? Couldn't be MEI roll with PRACTICE and my games are FREEComing at the king? I DONT KNOW12h a day but you still need TINPOGreasy? I am SLICKShut yo mouth when you wipe to MARGOTHot? The dogs be cold THOUGHCheck out the floor while you watch terr SOLO[chorus]NOW TERR IT DOWNYUH YUH YUH YUH YUUUUHYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHYUHYUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUHYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHTERR IT UP
>>584498803I already figured this out before all of you
>>584497574Learn how to read idiot it says tgirlies
>>584496664>there couldn't possibly be multiple unrelated people who think i'm a fag, it must be coordinatedNarciseasy at it again
>>584497735AI is good for a lot of things and porn is probably one of them but an elevated coomer wants to find something that fits exactly in his kink and he can only truly find it in a kindred soul that also shoots rope to the same kink.
>>584499175I like regular girlies
>>584497735Based AI appreciator
>>584498356This meme doesn't look ai generated sorry you lose
Porn is my only outlet in life
what a weird weird meltdown is it napoleon complex?
Elden Ring is my only outlet in life
>>584499648The funniest part about ai is it is going to win because of ai botfarms saying ai yes a billion times. Sometimes I think of the animatrix scene with the people all clapping in the UN and it slows down like you are having a panic attack and it shows their skellingtons inside them clapping. I think of it randomly.
Growing veggies and my family are my only outlets in life
^ fag
>>584500047Telling that you mentioned your vegetables before your family.As expected of country grown vegetables.
>>584500047this but unironically
>>584499236Hmm, well, it's funny how all of my detractors ended up being massive faggots. Devil, Trish, NineBox, Druggie anon, and CC.The most normal person who bothers to counter my claims is Viteazu. And I like to think our disputes are at least polite, if not friendly. I'd be devastated if I found out he was acting like the other faggots anonymously.
>>584499905you should switch porn with long outdoor walks in nature, watch your life magically improve
>>584499921The internet can lead one to feel a sense of derealization and they form a stand alone complex rooted in that derealization. It has an outward appearance of absurdism.
>>584500336I'm at least 3 of those people.
>>584500352No thanks
>>584500381thank you thesaurus-gideon
>>584499010What flavor of brown causes this?
>>584500592The lonely flavour. We're the closest thing to friends he has.
>>584500586I'm not really into dinosaurs. They lost a lot of their luster for me when they got feathers, which is ironic because feathers are quite lustrous.
dex respec for gspear caketaker? is it a lot of extra damajj for siliuras?
>>584500695Oh god don't mention feathers don't mention feathers
>>584500408Proof?
>>584500336>misses out his biggest detractor of allYou’re so gullible and clueless it’s crazy you deserve to have all of these treat you like a punching bag
>>584500695that just made them cooler you're dead wrong
>>584500961They became cute and I want my dinosaurs not quite cute. My favorite dino didn't get feathers luckily. I promise you I'm not trying to segue into birdshit this really is my favorite dino.
>>584501125Twin quetz?
>>584500894I don't have any other detractors thoughbeit.inb4: "yes you do, we're all hiding in the shadows". That trick doesn't work on me, because I'm not a paranoid schizo.
>>584501125For me, it's the Mosasaur.
>>584501321No just one of god's own specimens. That thing is the size of a modern day jet, no idea how they actually flew with that build.
>>584501493Terrifying stuff. The scale on big lizards and knowing they persisted for like 100 million years is so fascinating.
https://www.tiktok.com/@n.nug.g/video/7696177753439128862Kek troon souls 3 fans in shambles
>>584501125it's such an excellent one and I love them and their name and I sincerely was excited about them basically being in elden ring and feathery present day dinos like the cassowary can still be more scary than cute in spite of feathers maybe
>>584500695They didnt all have those though. Reminds me of a schizo on another board who actually went crazy over this. >>584501125Albeit these aren’t technically dinosaurs.
>>584501880>chinktokZoomers are a species.
>>584501926I wonder what aussies felt in the og jurassic park when sam neill (pbuh) is explaining the raptor claws and they were like bro we have that now wtf. >>584501986I know but I'm not actually a huge dino nerd, not my brand of autism. I'm aware enough to know they existed for 100s of millions of years and some had feathers in the latter period, and yeah some aren't dinosaurs. I think the feathers took away a lot of their bite. I bet a rainbow colored raptor would still make me shit my pants all the same. To keep it mildly on topic do you guys think they chose the crab for a bigger marquee enemy in the game because of the return to crab memes and how crab form has happened at least 5 times thru history? If you don't know what I'm talking about google 'true crabs.'
The solution to all your problems.
>>584502067>millenitroon meltdownkino
>>584502394>anon said grossmesser was meh once>and it looks like a beak>so now a schizo will be posting it for the next 10000 threadsawesome
>>584500352i don't want to get hit by a car
i have no idea what fireknights do i always hitstun or cheese them to death
>>584502067set the zoomtroon off in mere minutes. great performance.
>>584502659Good. Learning about them will only piss you off. Kill them with extreme prejudice.
>>584502404got his faggot ass talking to himself instantly nice work
>>584502798they might be nice to learn for great hollow
>>584502847No you can steamroll them even easier in NR compared to ER. Their moveset doesn't come into consideration with NR scaling and ultimates, they are only cunts in ER because their parry is fucked. They can't parry an ultimate.
>>584501381Like I said, clueless. You’re the kind of guy to walk down a dark alley with loud rap music blaring from it and shadowy figures walking around and wonder why you’re dazed, laid out on the ground and bleeding and stripped of all your belongings in the next minute. Enjoy your continued treatment in this place.
>>584501381Ur missing at least 2
>>584500592>>584500660 why wont the ergiyogis leave our gennie alone why are they always tryna kill our gennie and say untrue things about our gennie in there gennie our gennie culture is superior i hate them i hate them we must beat the erg we must defeat them we did it once but they came back quick we have to do it over and over again why wont they stay dead
>>584503617We are his imaginary friends.
>>584503617it’s so weird when you default to this weird baby speak ***r just pick a personality and stop being insincere
>>584502798Why
>>584503617if we get married right now the bullies will leave us alone and we can found our dynasty
>>584503812Their parry is annoying and they have a habit of backstepping away from you 4 times to make room for a snekball. The timing on the parry is really fucking weird, it feels like it stunlocks slightly longer than a cleanrot knight pushing you back with the x block. The follow up sweep coupled with the weirdly long stunlock coupled with button input buffering creates a shitshow. For me personally that is. One of the only enemies I never fight honestly.
>>584503767Infantilization is a cornerstone of the troonish neonation.
>see this on my feed@creasy
>>584504341Oh gay
>>584505114You might not fall for their tricks like me. Even after learning to not be a loser and walk into the parry you learn they do the parry block thing like a sanguine noble a LOT so the fights drag on for a few seconds longer for no reason as you wait for them to go back into a neutral stance. In a game where you kill hundreds of the same enemy types an enemy having an attack that extends combat here nothing happens in the best case scenario isn't interesting. The bitches are nimble too so backstabbing to make the fight fast isn't easy. It is best to simply nuke them with something they can't fight back against.
Proof that Dark Souls II hurtbox lags one frame behind
>>584505606Saw some yt vid about this the other day. Didn't click because lol ds2 but I seent it. Thumbnail was a guy running to the right with his wireframe behind him.
Are these threads normally this miserable?
>>584502307giant enemy crab has simply been a beloved meme in japanese video game industry for a long time carcinisation is destiny made manifest
>>584506109Yes, owing to the same couple of people though.
>>584506109yesnext thread we are gonna have some niggerslave saying something like "erm where are these ERPers and schizos you talk so much about???"
>>584501926>I sincerely was excited about them basically being in elden ringexplain?
>>584506217I'm gonna do it!
>>584506109No, this is a recent development. But at least we're not >>584390957
Wow, had a great run. I found a decent Night invader. It has +1 skill for wylder on it. I put it on, and then got lucky with 3 night invader kills. Got a strong weapon for the boss on day 1, then another strong weapon for the boss on day 2. The bleed claws synergized with the attack up on bleed passive and charge talisman. I had successive negation, takinig damage negation, full HP negation talisman and passive. A 15% melee up, and a 15% two armament attack up.At one point, a blue gargle greatsword had an attack rating of 353 one handed, but I dropped it since I already had the lightning claws.Basically, I was wrecking shit. And this is my first D4 solo win. I might run night invaders from here on.
>>584506487take this, chud >>584506640
>>584506769>gennie
>>584506667For the guy keeping tabs on night invader relic spawn rates: I didn't find the new one post-game. I found it at the small jar shop.
yall talking crap?
>>584507352k
>>584506217>>584506371Please jump
They're just like /erg/...>>584507439
>>584507608girl website
>>584507569Something came up
what if we used phoebe to unify erg and osg? xhe plays both games and could be the empress of the dual monarchy
Let's say you have 3 characters, A, B, and C. If you delete B, C will move up into B's spot on the "load game" menu. But if you then make character D, they will appear between A and C. This triggers my autism because now my characters are "out of order"
>>584506109that depends on what you mean>>584507608even though that’s clearly ‘someone’ from here
>>584507782the moon likes crabs the most
>>584507942I like your title name scheme
>>584507942the legacy of character B lives forever
>>584507942That's because the game doesn't actually re-order your characters when you delete one, it just clears the slot so that it's empty and available for use. When you make a new character, it takes up the first available slot from the top down.Just use a save manager and manually re-order them. There was one for DS3, so there absolutely has to be one for ER.
>>584508018We missed out on a deep sea expansion with a giant enemy crab with a not-erdtree on its back.
>>584507942hi xbox slut
We missed out on a shrinking expansion where I enter a mushroom house and learn spells and recipes
I guess depth 3 is still too early to expect people to know what passives are>Could have juiced the shit out of revenant on fulgh>Multiple double damage cursed drops (Charged incants + attack at full, Lightning attack power + incantations, etc)>she didn't pick up any of iteasy run so I can't complain just kinda crazy
@everyone we must militarize our general and buy a lot of +25 bhs cleanrot swords to attack and annex osg
>>584508186god I wish I remember how excited I was for something like that because of all the sea themed teasing throughout the game from godwyn to the seafarer character starter origin to the ships on the map and coasts, when nightreign came out and I first fought Maris I thought it was so excellently done and it especially made me wonder if a deep sea level in the dlc was abandoned and how it would be really sad to me if the fromsoft creative team never explores that direction again, also I will not forget this fantastic imagery of a huge wandering crab in the deep of the ocean with a sea type erdtree on its back
It's crazy that Fromsoft still limits the number of save slots you can have. Like it's an old timey console game
>>584508804dark souls 1 is already there, guy
>>584508969We were never going to get that bro. ER used the depths of the ocean's abyss as a parallel to deep space. In all that alchemical mumbo jumbo the game is based on what is outside the firmament? Water.
>>584508291hi
>>584509046that's that yamato samurai bushido tonkatsu sovl don't front
>>584509356buy a computer
>>584509356see>>584509498
>>584509498>>584509556I have one, I'm using it right now.
>>584508186>>584508969Now that you mention it. The minor erd tree guardians do have trees growing on their backs, and when you try to get around them, they defend their backs by moving sideways. Constantly scuttling.
>>584509609why don't you use it to play eldie with us? do you hate us?
>>584508950>>584475904>>584477812>>584491392>>584493104>>584497869>>584499010>>584502689>>584503617We need you dead and silent thanks
>>584499921You’ll have to be more specific
>>584510026you forgot to quote me reterrd
>>584509630Do yourself a favor - do NOT look at what the rotten staff looks like after looking at what a crab's tail fused to its carapace looks like. Just don't do it okay?!
>>584510026interesting how you quoted me but left the erpcels off the hook
are you still a cel if you erp
of course
>>584510510no
I like the magma wyrms because they make me think of komodo dragons and I used to think of how cool it was that we really did have a whole animal genuinely called a dragon out there and so it was that I wanted to go hug one
>>584509827My PC can't run Elden Ring
>>584510872I hope they kill you
glaurung real
>>584510872I like when they run doing the lava and they waddle around really fast.
>>584510913obviously what is going to happen is that I'd feed them dmt and teach them to read throughout three generations of their offspring and then start a book club
>>584510908well I can't really tell you to invest in your build because the niggers in here only play kikereign so yeah
which erg girl should I lose my erp virginity to?
>>584511127yys
>>584511127trish
I hear tell that creasy is already asking for a day off from the breeding barn.
what is his role at the breeding barn?
cowcake at the breeding farm...
>>584511127Creaster
it's barn not farm 624
any 1/3ers?
I don't play elden ring, or video games much at all, I'm just here to hook up
erg girls will take you through eldie ring
hook up?
>>584511545
penetrating the creasyoni
>>584503617sovl
>>584512127yes right here my man
i had been seeing an awful lot of fanart along with videos and japs pretending to discover "techs" and stuff on twitter for quite a few weeks now, i actually thought that they might have finally added something to this game but it wasnt the case, i just find it really weird that im seeing all this "community traction" nowadays when the game has been basically dead since earlier in the yearthat said, i do wish i could do the same tho, but this game hasnt had anything to offer to me since, basically the DLC to be honest, oh wellhope you guys are still having fun at least, because i sure as fuck havent whenever i tried to come back to ithttps://x.com/Kabyyi/status/2110438373102170401
>>584515924>xtroongo back
>lose to draconic tree sentinel day 2Please, sir, can I have an opening?
>>584517068is this modded?
>>584517068You're beautiful
>>584518180no>>584518205yes
>>584517068SLIDERS???
Probably a stupid question but is there anyone out there who either doesn't get the zweihander or isn't that big on it?I'm just wondering because the last like 5 characters I've made I've been jamming the zwei in any way I can.Prisoner? For just 3 str points and the scarseal I can 1h the zwei.And now for my idus knight I'm sitting here wondering why I don't just 2h the zwei. Even when I have 19 str I find myself 2handing it unless there's an enemy that is easy to parry for fun.I'm just not feeling the light greatsword. Sure r2 > r1 looks cool but I can just jump smack things with the zwei and try to stance break them.
>>584518275as one of the lighter colossals its cool idk why youd want to one hand it ever though light gs is only katana weight
>>584518275reed gkat is the new no brainer. stupid damage with elemental infusions, bleed, any ash you want.
>>584518275it's definitely a powerfully useful and versatile tool for when you want that sort of thing
Even more so when I found out about lightning zwei. Now I start a new character, grab the warrior armor (kino fashion but fuck starting as warrior), and then run all the way to Altus and dodge the trebuchets without resting at a bonfire to keep all the npcs where they belong.
>>584518990it's so crazy to me how many of you guys zoom through the game at such a pace, for me the game shines its best when I'm taking it slow and enjoying the completionist journey doing a couple minor dungeons at a time and looking closely around until I clear an area after spending like a week there
>>584519354kino
>>584517068Why do you look like that creepy doll from that horror movie?
last gg post was 9 days ago
>>584519354I do that too. But when get an idea like having a sweet elemental great weapon for the whole game will literally run and grab the stuff without talking to npcs or resting so they stay where they start.Then I warp back and "start" the game.Maybe with a few magic boulder runs if I'm playing a mage for more mp.
>>584520064ok now that I can support and cheer for
ggs horse
>>584520189It's kind of scary too.The treb shots can take out weaker characters and it's a half an hour run.Then the scarab takes a lot of hits because you just started and it's guarded by solders and a greatsword soldier who can act weird and fucking smite you.Make sure you have a shortbow to 1v1 them.
>>584520395it would make sense if you burn out soon after that run because it itself sounds quite highly exciting for then have to resume early game content afterwards, but I was attempting something similar with a graceless fun run to see how far I would get before getting frustrated at the huge respawn runback and it was thrilling but but I never gave it the honest start and dedication it deserved
>>584504971Reminds me of this insanely based video https://youtu.be/YeqnmP0jUcc
>>584520551I love it too much>use zwei>do shitloads of damage>lightning infuse>do shitloads more>press l2 for even more damageIt's amazing. I will never get tired of oneshotting things in limgrave at sl15 with a +0 weapon.
Survived Dancing Lion. But not without some bullshit.Look at this. I finally dodge this retarded move, and somehow the Lion boomerangs his wind to move in the opposite direction to hit me. What the actual fuck.https://streamable.com/ugqmhnDreglord fight went swimmingly, but this zombie tried to grab me from off screen. Why is this kind of bullshit allowed?https://streamable.com/di0x0qThis is just me getting reaction checked and dying in a funny wayhttps://streamable.com/nn686l
>>584480856>>584481447>>584488254>>584488462>>584489660calm down ****
>>584519736You’ll have to be more specific.
>>584521815>Why is this kind of bullshit allowed?What, are enemies supposed to stop attacking when they're off-screen?
>>584521981If they can spawn in wherever they please, and then immediate grab a frame after they spawned, then yes, the game designers should realize that's stupid and program them to not do that.
>>584522070it was spawned in already, you just weren't paying attention
>>584520998This video was fucking awful fym
>>584518275/we/ like the charge r2. My favorite rkr weapon.
>>584521450it does sound glorious, on my first dark souls playthrough I did use a lightning zweihander throughout the duke's archives and I have fond memories of that flattening attack even if a friend made fun of me for using it for being too popular
>>584522226You're right. But still, it there was a lot of particles flying everywhere, and I was focused on the boss. If I took attention away from the boss to scan the background and got hit, then you would be saying "you weren't paying attention to the boss."
Are you going to fight for Napoleon?
>>584522936No?
sluts
>>584523767@slutge@cupcake@elf@temmie@dust@trish@husbandposter
>>584523820You left me out
>>584524720box squats anon?
>>584524720Xbox slut?
>>584522936Yes?
>>584522936oui oui
>>584522936Maybe?
>>584522432i think there’s a joke in there somewhere he’s referring to>>584522541sources verify this as true >>584522936bought it last night looks fun and has a cute girl so hoping for the best
that guy should be embarrassed to even include me there, note how it's the only one not tied to some actual name or identity
wrong
>>584523820You've got them non-replying and in tears, not very nice of you. Apologise.
>>584526104Stream
>>584526550terr
>>584526605what right now? me? why? my win streak is 3
Why did poop dood stop streaming
>>584479392Thanks for the blog post very interesting>>584527734I like this image a lot
>>584527734why would you want to watch that?
>>584528103fag
which nightfarer has the most useless ultimate and why is it duchess 1/3 btw
>>584526795Yeah?
>>584528797Don’t sign your posts
>>584529115scholar
queueing
>welcome, honored guest, to the birthplace of our dynastywas mohg just being sarcastic or what
>>584529356at least scholar is goated for runes and also restoring hp. duchess makes you invisible but if you hit an enemy they ping your location so its not really any different from fighting an enemy with visibility. not creaster btw
>>584529673were you?
>>584529993when
>>584530158You know
>>584530375No
Schlop Schlop Schlop Wylder Cummies in Duchess and Recluse Tummies Schlop Schlop Schlop
>>584529993no
>>584521949Kinda sus how you left out the others talking about gock and tgirls
Still hate Shadow of the skibidi and Nightreign and all the fucking bullshit it did to the lore and still mad and what a soulless cash grab they both were.They didn't even bother to change the file names on shit. The Shadow Keep was going to be a Helphin place and Miyazaki is a liar and I hate Japan because of him.
>>584531148all are saying this
>>584530573Finally a good quality post everyone can agree with
>>584531321>everyone can agree withI disagree. The cummies should be in their woomies.
>>584530573Finally a bad low quality post everyone can disagree with
>>584531451That’s a good point. Silly me.
>>584529115It’s the 2nd or 3rd best after iron eyes or wylders though. Most useless is between recluse or raider. Raider because the mechanics of the rock are annoying, recluse because the effect range is so big you’re scared to use it and the same isn’t significant if you aren’t spamming stars or something
I think it's time for Guardian cummies
>>584530573AIgen anon make this
i think its time to queue
>>584531792Does Guardian have a cloaca?
>>584532383>>584532482no
>>584532482>>584532383yes
>>584531838I can queue
>>584533536just got out of a random im in queue now
>>584534757I left and went rando
>>584530573>>584531321>>584531451Incest is for mentally ill freaks
>>584535218if you wanna play 2 pw players with a rando after lemme know im just watching twitch rn. assuming we're not gonna catch a third with how ded its been
>>584535467You should be more respectful about your parents...
>>584535467brown freaks*FTFY
>>584536004>>584535558
>>584535487Sure, queued 2+1Will have to unqueue if I don’t get a game in 10 mins though
>>584536718>>584535467
Mohg kidnaps little boys for devious reasons!
^^ raped pedo lorelet maggot jeet
>>584537314Kidnapping you for devious reason
I listened
gg rando was goated
graceful terr
@creasyhttps://gofile.io/d/uQRd8OVYBig caestus damage against caligo
>here’s my wyldcuck gameplay Ewwww
The run was great. Killed 4 invaders. Doing lots of damage. Full HP negation. Nice holy weapon for the boss.But the boss just had to be ED Gladius. Killed the run. Lots of bullshit this fight.Dogs blind sided me, as usual. And before you bring up the grapple, I didn't want to use it before the dog with the blade performed his fire wave move. And you also have to consider: what would someone do without a grapple. All they have are their rolls to rely on. What then?https://streamable.com/ehgc9kI really don't get this move at all. I dodge it. And a tiny bit of lingering fire particles do damage. Every. Time.https://streamable.com/ximxichttps://streamable.com/wy94diGhost hit.https://streamable.com/1tcu3cRolling attacks were working 100% the entire fight. And then this last time, suddenly Gladius pulls out a move fast enough to frame trap me. So I guess I can't rely on rolling attacks there, because there's a 5% chance of instant death.https://streamable.com/ir1dgc>>584539918I didn't watch the previous one. And I won't be watching this one. I do ok against Caligo.
>>584540373Watch the previous one so you can learn ED gladius
>Lost to demi human queen day 1Holy fuck, 600 points back down into D3. All because I prematurely used my ult on the swordmaster.>>584541616Wasn't the previous one ED Gnoster?Also, no.
>>584541762No it was mystery ED gladius >>584476453Watch
>>584539918>>584541616>>584541818Creasy refuses to use any outside information to improve because hes retarded and considers it cheating and/or bad game design
queuers? i do not look like this
>>584542087he already changed lanes and consneeded that he uses """"some"""" guides because otherwise he'd be a hypocrite for using erg at all
>>584542302shut it maggot freak
>>584542302what do you look like then?
>>584542302I'm queueing and I look exactly like her twin
>>584542593nah im good dude ill keep 1/3 posting till this place dies
>>584528180It's funnny
>>584543007point that maggot freak back at yourself maggot freak
>>584540373If you want 100% consistency on the triple dogs gank you have to run until its over and you can 1v1 oneYou need to roll into the dog during the dash swipes so the fire particles dont hitWhen gladius does the jump explosion its easier to run underneath him so you don't even have to roll
>>584543348is it really?
You know what I hate? When the Death Rite Bird starts pecking his own ballsack.
>>584477812 (me) meant for>>584484109 (me) >>584484353 (me)>>584484419 (me) >>584513371(me)
>>584535467Nah it’s cool and better than something like >>584532482
Night Invaders is what I've been missing. In the last 6 games, I actually feel strong. I'll be honest, in trios I can't really tell the difference of power before and after killing night invaders. But in Solo, it's way more noticeable. I still lost 3 out of the last 6 games. But it wasn't for lack of power.>>584541818No. But perhaps you can change my mind if you describe a specific tactic you display in the video that you think I may benefit from.>>584542087>>584542418I told you many months ago that I'll look up stuff here and there. Not my problem you forgot.>Creasy refuses to use any outside information to improve because hes retardedIf learning by playing the game isn't the smart thing to do, then that makes the game retarded.>>584543640>you have to run until its over and you can 1v1Did you see the clip where I was attempting to get away from them, and they hit me in my blind spot? There is no 100% consistency, because they chase you down and force you to dodge. When they're surrounding you, it's impossible to keep them all in camera, so you have to blind dodge.>You need to roll into the dog during the dash swipes so the fire particles dont hitI'll try it. Sounds dumb though. He's leaving a long trail of fire particles. I'm just as likely to be inside particles while rolling forward as rolling sideways.>run underneath himSounds scary. But I guess I'll give it a go.
>>584544964>>584544942Shut up
>>584545173i saw you running around in a circle when you should've been beelining away with the dogs in your rearview
>>584545173Watch the video for your answer
>>584545173>greasy>learning by playing the game
highkey beckoning the bell rn on PC someone help a nigga out
>>584545173https://streamable.com/12gh8n here is a clip of me following those tips on a mostly ideal run
>>584546735Offtopic retard.
>>584546984Go about your business and play some roguelike battle royale elden rang
>>584546735I wanna play bloodborne pc multiplayer so bad but the setup seems complicated and I dont wanna join a discord ugh
>>584547097Sad to hear you won't even try. You could wait for the official sony PC release though.
>>584546735have they got actual servers for the emulator? i thought only seamless co-op was working
>>584547209ok well you don't have to put it that way because I do actually want to try I just need to complain a little about it first
>>584547075Does the thread title say bloodborne or souls general?No? Then shut the fuck up and post about elden ring stupid nigger.
https://x.com/moztreign/status/2110684682232967588
>>584547756Oh calm down faggot, posting about bloodborne is vastly better than most of the shit that gets posted here
>>584547756You must be new here lol.
>>584547756dark souls and bloodborne are basically elden ring prototypes and this is the defacto thread to talk about them, sorry that you are wrong, little angry guy
>>584547295>>584547354Messages and summoning works, coop works, even pvp works. You don't need to join a discord.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5_CJOJyd-4some bbhost setup vid, it's the exact same for linux, run unself.exe in wine on linux to decrypt >wine unself.exe /path/to/eboot.binbbhosthttps://github.com/droogie/bbhost/to extract the game packagehttps://github.com/AzaharPlus/shadPS4Plusto decrypt the eboot for use with bb hosthttps://drive.usercontent.google.com/download?id=1WihmD5SJ0IxyPvEpxIucD5c7gjKV23g-&export=downloadmagnet for game dumpmagnet:?xt=urn:btih:a65fb94c0dc8d7d987147b6f538e5961f2891ac6&dn=Bloodborne%20Game%20of%20the%20Year%20Edition%20v1.09%20by%20MorpheusGames&xl=31532384256&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F93.158.213.92%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F23.140.248.9%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F89.234.156.205%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F185.243.218.213%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F222.216.139.248%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F23.157.120.14%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2F34.94.76.146%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2F35.227.59.57%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2F35.227.59.57%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2F35.227.59.57%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2F35.227.59.57%3A80%2Fannounce.php&tr=http%3A%2F%2F35.227.59.57%3A6960%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F210.61.187.209%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F89.110.76.229%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F211.75.205.187%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F109.201.134.183%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F83.102.180.21%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F193.177.162.187%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F185.230.4.150%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F45.9.60.30%3A6969%2FannounceI've lead the horse to water, now drink
>>584548057bless your kindness anon, thank you sincerely
>>584548057IP grabbers.
>>584547861
>>584546905>gael swordokay cheater
I have no words for the despair this filled me with.https://streamable.com/tvjea6I went on to lose against Nameless King.
>>584547295bbhost connects you through this after you create an account for it, no emails or anything required, you just create a faux account in bbhost when you launch it and it generates a password for you.https://thehuntersdream.com/abouthttps://streamable.com/i0msvjvid rel, some glorious cooperation i had with some guy yesterday
>>584548057Based fanclub.
>>584548470
>>584548409Why not jump towards the wall
>>584548659Mario "Pepe" Mangione is the key to all of this.
>>584547974>>584548010>>584548046Nope. Not elden ring. Make your own general if you want to talk about it faggot
>>584548708I was going toward the wall, but hesitated because I'm not very familiar with the layout of the castle. If I landed inside of the wall, I wouldn't know the route out, except for going to the spirit spring and jumping out that way. So I veered toward the spirit spring.
>>584548896
>>584548470Notice he is pointing the camera right at them instead of anywhere else. Your club is growing by the day. >>584548896Based ever vigilant anon. They'll never stop trying to disrupt this place.
>>584548996Orange weeds above and to the left of the doll creates the bird. It is looking right at the doll.
>>584548896>>584547756murdered that offtopic spamming mutant good job
>>584548949It would be the crystal where the mob has their little huddle. Then you can leave via the room with the broken wall
I would do this Bb stuff but I know I’ll do it and seamless won’t work and no one will help me. Also BB being bad and having shit bosses doesn’t help
>>584549480BB is a short and sweet game. I'm guessing someone that is loves it and is replaying in the big 26 can beat it in like 3 hours.
>>584549480they're not shit the Bb moveset makes them feel much better than elden souls movesets
>>584549618Oh yeah good movesets like uhhmmm...uhhh...well ummm...gascoine's kinda good, and uhhhhh...
>>584549618BB's movement is really good for the small hallways the game is designed for. Quickstep was a genius addition for a game of that scale.
Spooptastic
>>584548057horsey
>>584548896see >>584548896
yurmy
>>584549916The List of Bad Bloodborne Bosses:-Witch of Hemwickthat's it? do note we are only talking about non-chalice bosses hereinstead of naming all the excellent bloodborne bosses that I enjoyed I will simply mention Logarius
I never played battleborn
>>584550516The one rebornMicolash while funny is also bad mechanically
>>584550516>no micolashabsolute state of BBfags KEK
>>584550674>>584550708He's easy but holy shit does it ruin the pacing on replays. Elden Ring and the wizard in Ranni's topsy turvy tower was a better iteration of the gimmick, but that wizard was much less interesting than Microdick.
>>584550674>>584550708one reborn isn't bad, I like the design and I like having to worry about the projectiles, micolash is meant to make you feel viciously angry by design which makes it geniusthere was a guy that wanted me to watch girls last tour really badly and when I did it was kind of boring pessimism slop and I didn't get it
Her name is Miriam chud
>>584548057wtf my pc now has 30 malwares
Preceptor Miriam*
new>>584551040>>584551040
new>>584551042>>584551042
evens I sleepdeprivedly install bbhost, odds I catch up on post-all-nighter sleep
>>584550892Liking a boss doesn't make it goodyou dont need to be a contrarian anon, its perfectly fine to like bad bosses
>>584551049>>584551053niggerslaves
>>584551068no poster's dream, only hunter's nightmare>>584551069I understand your sentiment in general, but as a matter of fact if I like something it makes it universally a good thing, sorry
>>584550516RomWitches of hemlockOne rebornAmygdalaCelestial emissaryLiving failuresInsert a few of the 20 shitter chalice dungeon bosses
>>584551049>>584551053retards
>>584551313>still thinking it is accidental
>>584551286>fun & cute, memorable & iconic>boring>we fight a million and 8 ulcerated tree spirits and the cool incomprehensible horror is the bad one? sighing and cringing>I think it's just big enemy racism>if you are not overlevelled it's a good group boss with good visuals>same as above>if you are doing chalice dungeons then any boss is good because you just want to hunt more
>>584551569Bbkeks seriously think this btw
>>584530903Those are all the posts mentioning gock at least beyond that there's probably way too much
>>584546984>>584547756>>584548896>>584549281Have to wonder where these posts were when that one fag was spamming troon souls 2/3 screenshots and webms ure coincidence im sure
>>584478706That game was such wasted potential it's crazy
>>584550449Shut it freak
>>584556353>>584556227>>584556261>>584555953>>584551097>>584551313shut it reterrd
^^ raped maggot schizojeet
>>584551049>>584551053Die
>>584549597>>584549618>>584549950>>584550516>>584550892>>584551239>>584551569flattened that seething loser he had no rebuttal for this nice work
>>584550674Good wife postNah TOR more than makes up for it with a cool design, OST and great introduction not to mention lore
