Previous: >>584503024New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/OuXP2GipwAE>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello, BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera OCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 2, Sparkly Magic Show>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>kraut thread
You have to let /uma/ go. The accident wasn't your fault
>my trainee showed up alone
I'm 20 brian careers in, only have one decent>>584531046No I don't think I will.
>>584531068Of course it was my fault, it was incredibly deliberate.
>>584531068don't worry anon, some of these days it will be my fault and I'll be gone too
waheywhy did flash do it
>>584531068Something made me do it.
>no I don't think I-[-]
I'm having hard time finding erotic Bakushin images
>>584531307Who goons to Bakushin?
Feels good snacking Brian at 60 pulls
snacking a cheeky pityyeah
>>584531307https://pawchive.pw/fanbox/user/127294651/post/12271268
damn stallion...
>>584531776mare sisters.....
scuffed curryno racing stam so brickedand forgot gw is scuffed on paces because you need 3 greens minimum basically, so not doing that next time
*rapes you*
>>584531472I dedicate you virtual carrotsNot enough
>>584532187wanna..?
>>584532209Bakushin is unfortunately not popular, she should be. Maybe pay some artist for smut yourself
>>584532196Can't rape the willing
>>584532187this scared me when it started moving
>>584532187>and forgot gw is scuffed on paces because you need 3 greens minimum basically, so not doing that next timeWhy is it scuffed? If you get good discounts on the power greens they are worth taking to hit 1.3k power and get fully charged, same with style savvy if your uma is a bit of a brainlet
>>584532187isn't turbo sprint a wincon for this track
>>584532215Wanna what niggaI hate when people don't finish what they're saying
Ready to do some gambling
>>584532343Just * being pathetic as usual
>>584532327there's like 9 wincons for this trackanon doesn't have any of them but that's not the point
>>584532309lol>>584532312just kinda hard to get when you haven't rly built for it. tend to be expensive too>>584532327mmmmmmmmmm I guess so...didn't really look at the track. just loses a lot of value if you DO hit your accels, though I suppose the point is it's a backup or something idk
>>584532423Who are you kidding? This is my post >>584532262Can you please kys and stop namedropping me at every opportunityRetarded mongoloid kys
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/yszK7Phttps://jiggie.fun/yszK7P
>>584532425just say you don't play the game next time
on the internet, no one knows you're a dogexcept when every post you make has an image of a dog and you loudly reaffirm that you're a dog whenever anyone talks about them
>>584532572wait are you a dog
>>584532572a dog typed this by the way
>>584532423V is honestly so desperate it's kind of making me feel bad for him
They should make a quadrobics uma that runs on all fours and looks like a complete retard but goes insanely fast
>>584532687>looks like a complete retardThat's literally any of the gyarus or Ulala
>>584532865>looks like a complete retard>That's literally any of the gyaruswtf rude and uncalled for
>>584532865You shut your whore mouth
is there really no instance where normal curry is better than wedding unique wiseI guess just that wedding is tailored specifically towards sprint
>>584533057>I guess just that wedding is tailored specifically towards sprintI mean curren is a Sprint A mile D uma, shouldnt base curren be tailored towards sprint as well?
long S inspiration 3 times but rainbows disappear
>>584533138the accel part of base curren goes wasted most of the time
>>584533057wedding's unique is just too good for short tracks
i can’t believe i need a guts parent for the mission this SUCKS
next bread will be wurst
>>584531776what did she mean by this? an angel's healing spell for torena's anxiety?
>>584533235just run a 6 guts deck in unity 2 gwochachoid
>>584533238With [[[him]]] around every bread is worse
>Ks Miracle guts card is strongt.witgotWhy though? Because of the Neck and neck and that's it? Why not use daiwa then?
As an anonymous user I think Trainers should have sex with their trainees. Think about it: trainers already plan their trainee’s day including their diet and rest days. They should just go ahead and add sex in their plans already as a reward and incentive to win. It’s stupid that trainers believe they should wait until their trainees graduate in order to do something simple like kissing them.
>>584533238that's sausage, not bread
>>584533295because guts is kinda neat for this cm
>>584533295Because guts is mandatory for sprint/miles and N&N has the best use in short distances
>>584533295Because Scarlet is a bad card, and because a tertiary click that gives you speed is infinitely better than one that gives you stamina for a sprint.
>>584533410But this card comes out on sprint finals...
there are anons in this thread that i think should neck themselves
>>584533386>>584533352>>584533410Damn i want to use summer taiki and she has neck and neck heh...Gonna try to make Machan as pace
>>584533495Sometimes that's the way the carrot crunches.
>>584533308if you cut the sausage in half and put a sausage inbetween you can turn it into a hotdog
Is prof of curvature any good for sprint or should I drop kita borrow for turbo sprint
>>584533514>and she has neck and neckwhooops, accidentally dropped this super cool gaslight haha...
>>584533567why would it be any worse
I just think hitting 1.3k power is better than getting like what, 100 extra guts?
>>584533386>guts is mandatory for sprint/milesHoly shit no wonder you lost 7 cm's in a row now
you useless whoreyou get one more attempt
>>584533595Cool, sounds cool bwo
>>584533514You could borrow zephyr guts on taikiMiracle will still have some use in the mile dirt
>>5845337157 and you rape her for compensatiom after another mood down
>>584533637This is true. You're free to do what you want. But do realise that Scarlet has 0 TE, 0 mood bonus, and 0 priority. This card does nothing if the stars don't align for it to actually land on power.
>Deleted
>>584533637you'd be right, I get this karen to 1.2k power with greens but if she had 1.2k native she would be perfect even if she lost some of the gutsguts has always been a funny meme to chase for no reason in particular
>>584533736was one of the cygames higher ups a mare-fucker who git a taste of irl groove's umanko? because otherwise, why the fuck did they make her bloodline the most lust-inducing one in the franchise?
>Flatliner whining in club chat
>>584533910>Dictus wit
>>584533653
>replied again
don't forget to lock in your team so that you don't get disqualified! one hour left!
>>584534487he's gonna reapond to that post all thread now.. sigh...
>i'm 33 nowojichan...
TE O NOBASHITA
sigh...
>seething
>>584534659S rank this month btw
>>584534512I'm still cooking my 3rd ace
dogpoo awardidk if her unique even works
>>584534794Only to end up 7 8 9
Decided to spend my tickets and got lucky. Don't think I'll be making an ace just before the finals, hopefully she'll be useful later..
>>584534991nice, it will be a while until the next longslop but you can chain her to long TT forever
>>584534991The next long will be the second CM of Grand Masters
is career rng even worse if i use mobile data? waiting in line at the clinic right now, and probably have some time to sneak in one cm21 ace run
>>584535073I hope you're getting checked for schizophrenia
>>584535073it's actually buffed for mobiles to encourage people to always be playing
>>584535073what they got you for at the clinic?use your data, rng is always bad
>>584535073I made an UF3 with mobile data
>>584535073Does the clinic not have open wifi? Just get the password
i made a UA4 with my carrier pigeon
I can only make S+ with my 3G...
>>584535116getting checked for hemrrhoids actually
>>584535238>using open wifinever do this, ever
>>584531776you'd think Tazuna would be used to seeing this kind of flirting right in front of her by now
>>584504782wasn't gonna dig this up at first but the thread is at its low point today anywaybut holy shit what a fumble, I'm generally in support of having horses play football but what is this clusterfuck of roster suggestionsthis general has only like four memes and somehow you missed all of them, if you really wanna be a tourist mercing /uma/ at least put in a modicum of effort or find one person in your discord that actually goes here or don't bother, because this is sad and embarrassing
>>584535289that's one of those things where you don't need checking, you know very quickly and easily if you have them
>>584535289damn...proof?
Did you remember to listen to BLAZE before your Brian pulls?
>>584532393gambling in MY UMAY MUSUMAY!? i would never
B finals 2st place should have rewards from 2nd place A finals, not 3rd
>>584535351I got my fucking phone banned from posting for like a week after using open wifi. Cause some nigger was banned with that IP. Some lessons are learned the hard way ig
Oh boy!
>>584535479I haven't seen it once while making CM20 aces. And I've done almost5 a hundred.
>>584535479>that speed to power/wit ratioI can already tell this is glue
>>584535479that's a girl
Don't get gaslight about sprints againPower has never won any cm
big big booty bitches I got big big booty bitches>>584535537retard>>584535538oh
>>584535529>while making CM20 acesDamn, that many? I haven't seen one in a manual run since MANT ended.
I would never gamblebetting on forever young is a sure win after all
>>584535362just shows that this fraud thinks we're a bunch of retards he only uses so he can have a team. If it wasn't obvious enough it's the same schizo who was asking for it last year.
>>584535578yeah because guts won over power lol
>>584535578winning sprints is a matter of luck
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/yszK7P>https://jiggie.fun/yszK7Phttps://jiggie.fun/yszK7P>https://jiggie.fun/yszK7Phttps://jiggie.fun/yszK7P
>>584535578>track is 80% downhill>retards thinking about power or gutsuse 18wit sparks and a 3wit 2spd 1LH deck or you're glue
I won last sprint cm with this Taiki using a guts card
leap forward doko....
>>584535850guts ulala is just a pal card in disguise
>>584535351I do this, I just do it through a VPN and this phone doesn't have any really important info on it
>>584535850good luck using 0 friendship urara in GL
>>584535578and they dont even have the uphill excuse this time since it's like 1 trillion m of downhill
post something sleepy
>it's not recommended to use lates in sprint cmLate bros.... how do we cope
Now I just need to save 1800 statues for Halloween Maya
>>584535965there is no copeonly goomble
yummmmhey retard where's my apology!! >>584535537love outing fags like you xD xD
>>584535965I'm just doing it anyway
>>584535952I'm at work so I can't post the webm of the horse laying on the pillow in a field
>>584535965By using lates? This was never a question.
>>584535965Mootate your late to pace or end
>>584535993xD xD
>>584535952
>>584535965Yaeno Muteki is a late surger for sprints tho
>>584535965If you really want to make lates work, don't run any front/pace, get as much wit and midrace as possible and inherit Nishino's unique. You CAN fight for 4th, especially since the average player has shit midrace.
>>584535952sleepy
>>584536091>inherit Nishino's unique. You CAN fight for 4thWhy would I do that when I can use OYL + Lightning Surge + Turbo Sprint?
>>584535965OYL + budding is still usable, why is witgod like this
>>584535993It's just V don't pay attention
>>584536165Ban evasion is against the rules
What what? >22 min leftWhat happens if i didnt press it in time?
>End Cheer Kingu is dominating even though her native kit does literally nothing for end closer nor does spring spectacle apply eithersurely there's something missing that lets Cheer Kingu run in her native racing style..
>>584536138Because you run all 4 of them, also Budding is the only skill out of those that is guaranteed to proc instantly.
do ends even work on the sprint cm?
>>584531068Everything is my fault
>>584536250ends are the best on the upcoming sprint CM
>>584536246I play lates to GAMBLE
>>584536240it'll just automatically sign up the last team you used
>>584535952megood night almost morning /uma/ >>584536250if you like winning, yea
>>584536138>why should I try to get a perfect proc acceleration just gamble lolThis is exactly why lates are bad>>584536163Pace also have head on/neck and neck and ends will get Razor sharp steps with wit SweepyThe difference is pace also have plancha and mummy creek and ends have spurt
>>584536240Your umas get marked as Scratched / SCR for that race
>>584536301me on the right hugging you
>>584535993>front machanIt was glue the moment you started the run gwochachini
>>584536291oh ty, good thing i pressed in time
>>584536280Weird cope, does that mean you will stop using lates when they become good (consistent). And this is sprint everyone can gamble but lates are the worst at it
>>584536374it would be me on the right hugging you, you're staying awake
>>584535850Camping Taiki is babyshit
>no leap forwardIt was such a good run othwerwise, damn....
aaaaaaand one more for good measuredoubter BTFO
>>584536436You seem offended by my desire to have fun
>>584535850Yes, please run Guts Urara on GL.
>>584535931>>584536543You two are retarded or the same retard.
>>584536527I'm just trying to explain why not mutating your lates make no sense
>>584535993stop being mean and take your meds
holy shit who cares, where are the sprint rooms
holy cow finallyshame about only 1* on head on but I have 5* on it from GP's atleast
>>584536606idk I'll just my gambling accels and win actually
>>584536628Med sparks are useless for sprint
>>584536445yeah but......
schizo hours
CM21 room finally!!!!!this is more so of a stam check to see how much stam you really need for the drain skills305575523055755230557552STAM CHECK>STAM CHECKSTAM CHECK>STAM CHECKprevious sprint aces (Leo) are ok to bring too if you want>>584536640riiiight here sorry I was finding a pic to attach
Do ends take budding blossom too?
>>584536767>stam check for a sprinthuh
>>584536808Probably two runaways or some other dumb shit
>>584536808yeshbetter be safe than sorryis 400 reeeeaaaally enoughwe'll seehave ardan too for even MORE test purposes
>>584536767if you're above 100 stamina you're overstamming look it up
>>584536784Yeah and Cheer from King Halo, don't forget your spurt/encroaching shadow
>>584535858dam this is nice
>>584536870Avatar or signature use.
>>584536870Do not give any advice when you lost last 6 cm's
>>584536767WRONG TRACK I PICKED SPRINTERS STAKES WHOOPSLAZY RESULTS ANYWAYfixed room::::::8431176284311762843117628431176284311762
>>584536892Wouldn't have thought Gentildonna would be into that
>>584536975wtf I was shitposting by asking for Sprint rooms, you fags actually have proper aces now?
V cm21 status?
>already UFs Are you insane or something
SEAhours...
fuck fuck fuck sex fuck umanko
>>584536975Create more i want to join
>>584537159not you
>>584537071you're surprised the nolifers who live in this general and play the game for 12 hours a day already have aces?
>>584536975this track is fun to watchhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Cif2fwNbEP7VeiZVBzItVqXfand woahhh equal win chances...709588047095880470958804>>584537071far from finished personally
>>584537181I didn't think anyone would have already sprint parents on top of having UF aces while the long CM finals registrations is still up
Returnfag, how do i do this and why hasn’t it happened already I’ve done done like 20 runs all with maxed concerts
>>584537181Not 12, just 3!!!That's 1/4 of the time!!!
>>584537224gomen joining with my unity aces I'm curious if I can cope with them before making aces I'm still clanking
>>584537175Ok but i want just to see how race works and stuff8428711184287111
>>584536767>>584536808>>584536850Stamina doesn't exist for this track, you need like 150 with high wit. That's what having most of the track be downhill does. The silly thing is you need more stamina to win career than in the CM if you have a medium (or god forbid Tenno Spring) career uma.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M GONNA LOOOSEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>584537240You need to buy 18/19 songs, can't remember, before Light Hello gives you the final song
why do the horsies have big white cum stains on their hair
>>584537347You tell me.
>>584537280>my kingu previous sprint cm winner got 3rdI guess I can cope with her if I make bad aces
>>584537235Most people don't, *mama is not like most people
Sure I will throw in my TT umas, don't have any aces yet
>>584537347u know how some irl horses have forehead birthmark patterns? like with dia, hence the diamond in her (his) name.that is the closest approximation without givng the umas melasma
>>584537395BIG HEAD BIG HEADLARGE CRANIUM
>>584537224Damn, if Groove had leap forward she wouldve won that.... or procced unique for that matter but that's just lobby comp rng. Thanks for the room though, makes me confident my 2 lates can do something if I just gamble hard enough. Debuffer is def getting replaced by a pace Bakushin eventually.>>584537075UF is free with sprint/power/wit growths>>584537181Both the Dober and the Groove only took me 2 runs. That being said I do need to make another Groove ace with leap.
Tachyon LOVEGood morning /uma/
>>584537224ok fixed the colorshttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=qzSJe-P2CuKIeCZWrrEEMnNRwtf ardanbros what is this131705461317054613170546ONEMORE.>>584537317yep you're right it's kinda stupidwith the first test room on nakayama there were MULTIPLE umas on 2 digits worth of hp lefthere we have like, hundreds left. downhill doing a TON of work herebut good to have tested. can probably chill with like 350 or something atp. looking good not knowing you don't need to hard focus stam or anythingyapyapyap
air groove airing her groove
>>584537292>my mile CM taiki shuttle with fast learner last placeSuch is lifeTy bros... now it's time to do aces
>>584537507this CM hasn't even finished and the next one is like three weeks away, I haven't even thought about who I'll run next, this is break time to play other videogames
>>584537620>three weeks awayregistrations are on 27th zwo2 weeks
>>584537620Well I got a good enough oguri parent to cope with and the earlier I'm done with my aces the longer I can sit back and relax. And spam fan runs for danchou because I'll be flatlining for 5 days
Do auto-run umas get to buy skills that are unlocked via secret events?For instance, is auto-Sweepy guaranteed to be able to learn Restraint..
ohamile! ohamile!
>>584537693non-secret secret events yes
Today is a new day.
>>584537675naniokay guess next weekend I'll do some ace runs
I wish I had Palmer so that I can play TWO ooniges for memesprint
>>5845377305 hours too early for that
>>584537730worst day of my life
>>584537718Kilometer
>>584537675this is not fucking sustainable
>>584537790so far
Officially locked inPost em
Uma is not fun for me anymoreBut I still play it
>>584537805gwochacho we're already done with sprint aces, what the fuck are you doing
>>584537858this with spechud as vacant
>>584537858
PLS EXPLAIN To me one thing>watch slop tuber >bro Sweepy wit is worst card in the game wtf>watching witgot>Sweepy wit is the only card in game what gives neck and neck (or head on) for ends to this day in japanIsnt head on is insane skill and doesnt this means what sweepy wit is insane too?
>>584537224>6thMachan glue status? CONFIRMED
I've seen dirt mile pubs people are insane
>>584537578thanks for coming, time to drain my shit like there is no tomorrowwill clank for better fuji in the meantime..
>>584537957head on is better the shorter the track is
>>584537957it's not the worst card in the game but ends (taishin) also don't need it because encroaching works
>>584537984Thank you for hosting.
>>584537974Dirt mile is looking incredibly comfy, lots of cool umas in those rooms, coping richard, granny, some neat mutationsIts just a very cozy combo
>>584537984Was not expecting my TT and old umas to do that well. Ty
>>584537957It's not an insane skill at all, no. It's just that with a track like this you dont have loads of options and the gamble skills are better the shorter the distance. Sweep also has pretty dogshit wit and sp gains for an SSR. The high spec prio is good but that's about it.
I love my umawife
>>584538032I'm waiting on her.
>>584531102so cool...
>>584537984>V lostKEK
>>584537974isn't that a xogfest anyway
>>584538162It's an End Closer Digitan/Oguri CM
>>584538162Xog won't return until GM
>>584537240I think you can easily accomplish this with sprint uma
>>584538162no xogging on this
>>584538162You should look up how XOguri's unique works
>>584538225stfu>>584538221>>584538212I guess I mixed it up with the 1st cm of GM
>>584538221Huh? Was that uphill farther away on the turf version of Tokyo 1600? Or was Highlander always an option there too...
>>584538162Yeah, it's a xogfest.
>>584537957the card is ass and that skill is literally only kinda good for 2 cms
ok now whateat I guessalso hate this bitch
>>584537858I believe! My total win rate is 50% too
>>584538358You'd be borrowing it so that doesn't matter
>>584538294Anon, turf/dirt are separate loops on the racecourse. So "Tokyo 1600m" turf/dirt are completely different conditions.
>>584538381Then why do you keep posting her.I love Ardan!
>>584538294the dirt track is on the inside of the turf so the curve is tighter and the hill starts closer to it, yeah
>>584538416that dumb poster makes me jealous of hershe is pretty but I don't want to compliment her too muchAAAAAAAAAA I HATE ITboobies too......
>>584538294>>584538408Uma is based on the real tracks.
uuuuuuuuuuu umadachi
Last run of Chuukyo, I ran XOg as Pace using Straightaway/Shake as gamble activators for Festive, but with Sweep Wit, it would be possible to have a fairly consistent Shake activation as EndHowever that would require both 7 End Sparks and 10 Sprint Sparks
>"Tokyo" Racecourse>Not even the closest major racecourse to the center of Tokyo>Or the second closest
>>584538496His property
>>584537874how
chiiiiyo chiyo chiyo gayono odoki doki doki doki do ki
should i pull edge lord
>>584538636shut up danchou
>>584538614you press independent training and a sprint parent comes out
>>584538614I somewhat gave up on this CM weeks ago, got half-decent pair of aces and absolutely nothing after that. Cafe refused to give me even a single worthwhile ace. So I just started doing sprint runs, it feels like therapy after the stamina hell.
My sprint umas are lackingAny suggestions? Besides Summer Taiki and Machn
>>584538654id be embarrassed to have her and her skill names on my stable so no
post themblog about your girls evenI hope that DaSca as well as the Raped wins but this is a scary Barbin.
>>584538496HUGE boobies, even! I love Ardan!
>>584538720Suzuka / El
>>584538752Why don't you reply to this guy instead >>584537858
>Google earth lets you run the street view on the turf of Tokyo Racecourseneat
>>584538720ask dick groove, maya, yeppers, ayabe
blaze more like braised (meat)
>>584538776Suzuka is very weak as a front here. El is much better
>>584538837eat your fucking veggies
Baise Brian
>>584533739Is not better to grab in high spirits from bakushin guts?
>>584537984thanks for the roomsreally need more corner velocity on my pasa...
el cuntwhore pasta
Lememe...
>>584538720Pasa, Groove
Naked Dober
>>584538928the idea of hearing "Yada" in Brian's voice
>>584538776>>584538824>>584538776>>584539031I got a strange idea of making Admire Vega as sprint uma pog
dober more like dough ba (fat)
>>584539108hell yeah
>>584539108Admire Pepega
ayabe is so cool
which pace umas to make for the sprint CMwhich unique inherits to grabis there a card with a strong skill to look out for?
>>584538939Zephyr gold is fixed to the late race and carries over to the accel phaseBakushin one is random mid late activation so it can work as a mid race skill or carry over, also this one has an agemasen event
My trainee asked for a high five and I faked her out in front of her friends. She spent the rest of the day in shock and it was quite funny
>>584539108This is the wayMutating is the best part of sprints
>>584538776pace promote suzuka...
lubrication
orenji
>>584539228>which pace umas to make for the sprint CMyour favorite pace umas>which unique inherits to grabnishino and el>is there a card with a strong skill to look out for?nakayama festa if you're mentally unwell. otherwise just stick with 3 speed 2 wit. sprint is not worth trying hard for
>>584539108Very nice
my balls itchy now what?
Is Cm finals gonna be in 12 hours? Or in 36?
>>584539442consider scratch
>>58453947412
>>584539250>AgemasenIt escaped me that, yeah but breeze needs you to be 2 or worse how often will happen you to be first or... And writing that I realized that if you get lucky pace you gonna win most of the time anyway so it doesn't matter at all, so I need my pasa to sit on second place until late race and she will just win. Thanks anon.
>>58453947411 hours 20 minutes left
Puppy-chan...
Brian on my face
>>584538720Festa : )
>>584539475Instructions unclear, gone
>>584539495>>584539505Hoping i will get in shitter lobby and my cafe win then
Why are they orenji?
it would be cool if some subhumans died
BEAST MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE
>>584538752I don't have girls anymoreOnly automatons with the specific purpose of victoryI don't feel anything anymoreExcept emptiness
>>584539497Good luck on your runs
spechan ganbarimas
>>584539594Because they are orange and advanced rapist
Life is good
>>584539594they eat too many carrots
>>584539594For an amazing reason!
>>584539594Much like the setting sun, they are very beautiful
>orange cord posting
umamusumesborn to rape
IM ABOUT TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND ITS NOT FAIR HOW IS SHE SO HOT AND NONCHELANT I BET SHES SMIRKING ON THE INSIDE SEEING ALL THE MEN SHE ATTRACTS FAWN OVER HER AND THEN SHE GETS ALL TOUCHY WITH THEM TOO ITS NOT FAIR I HAVE GOOD QUALITIES TOO JUST NOT IN THE SAME WAY HER AND HER STUPID BIG NATURAL BOOBS AND SEXY CURVES SOFT AND SQUISHY NOT TO MENTION PRETTY HOW CAN I EVEN COMPETE EVEN IF PEOPLE HAVE THEIR PREFRENCES LIKE FLAT BUT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IM GONNA CRY WHY IS SHE SO HOT IM SAD IF SHE EVER TOOK HIM I WOULD MURDER HER IN COLD BLOOD SO SHE BETTER STAY FAR AWAY CANT TRUST CANT TRUST UGHNTJFUFUFUFURH IM SOAIJDHSH F7CIFBFUDUUDJDIR ACTUALLY FUCKING LOSING IT I NEED TO BECOME HER BEFORE I BECOME JEALOUS INCARNATE ILL BECOME HER SO THERE IS NO NEED TO BE JEALOUS AND EVERYONE WILL LOOK AT ME THAT WAY TOO FUCK WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE SO HOT I NEED TO GET FUCKED HARD AS HER IM SO SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED STOP STTOP WTOP STOP STOP STOP BLUE FUCK SMIRK BIG SOFT BOOBS UHUGHHHHHH HHHH TELL ME YOU OOVE ME AS IS PLEASEEEE
Need brown wife
>Couldn't make a satisfactory Armor Fuku for CM>Couldn't even make a satisfactory NY Ope for CMi feel sick
>>584540053same
>>5845400017 and you take meds4 and you just kill yourselfYou cannot live like this gwochacho
>>584540118Mhm... something feels off...
she's not umazing but I'm tempted to run her just for the righthanded ×
>>584540001You will never be her
>>584540001>BLUE FUCKis this ardan, chat
>>584540001this actually happened in SiL's career btw
>>584540192Sonic the Hedgehog
>>584540192YeppersMe on the bottom left btw
>>584540001I'm starting to believe some of these melties are not real
>>584540001>I imagined ramonu hearing that and smirking and that gave me a chuckle.
YWNBAWYWNBAU
IWNBAYABE
>>584540118mambwo...
>>584540303It's unfair, really. How are flatties like SiL supposed to compete?
>>584539228>which pace umas to make for the sprint CMIm running pasa because she is good+last cm you can use her realistically before pasa speed ssr, nishino because oshi and zephyr because tits>which unique inherits to grabPasa, Nishino, OGuri, either of the 2 fuji inherits>is there a card with a strong skill to look out for?Speed bakushin ig, you will lose more on stats than the skill you gain if you use the guts cards
I'm guessing I should drop the guts card for a wit?
>blue>big titswhich uma is this?
>>584540381Which one?
This thread is not safe
>>584540109i know i took them just now i forgot why do i get so jealous it isnt fair i deserve love too head is starting to ache again
>>584540492Ardan you retard
>>584540484Drop guts, run another wit SR and grab a 3rd speed ssrOr run Ardan ssr for the +2 power and keep borrowing a wit ssr
>>584540382easy. Still is not a bitch towards her torena, and is easy to manipulate into sex
>>584540586xina is blue too thoughever
>>584540624she raped him after this
Nonnies..
>>584540001yurr
>>584540001finally, a good stillpost
57 minutes until comfy hour
>>584540492supuhcreeku
>>584540742Hmm nyooo I will still be here
>>584540650a loveless kind of rape. one that will make you beg for her body even more while she continuously amuses herself by making you grovel for her touch and never letting you do it ever againstill wouldn't do that.she'd offer her body and soul to you and even beg you to mark her body with your bites and scratches
11hrs until sadness
>>584540874
15 seconds before I bust
ma kween
I'm starting to think that everyone here is mentally ill
>>58454089411hrs until I get 3rd and I can stop pretending I cared
UGHHHTRF YOU BETTER MJT HUAT TO HER
>>584540484Wit is extremely important for the sprint CM. Downhill mode is effectively almost permanent gold skill. SR wit cards have awful stat outputs so yes you'll probably have to cope with 3 wit.
>>584540492Aruvu
>>584540972anon? (you)'re the one who's mentally illall these replies are just your different personalities taking over and using different devices and vpns to make you feel like you aren't alone
>>584541016ayagru
>>584541009>SR wit cards have awful stat outputsDaiwa+Fuku SR and a 6-9 wit sparks can get you +1200 wit because they both start at 40 friendship so they rainbow absurdly early
>>584540484Yes. I don't think dueling would matter more than the downhill. The idea is nice though.
>>584540940i don't get it
https://x.com/07nono06/status/2110688192739574055
>>584540484I'd replace yeppers with sr Sweep or any other solid speed card you have lying around and borrow Fine Motion
>>584541219this postponed my suicidecute
What do they taste like?are they jelly rolls?
>>584541271come to tomakomai and find out
Mambo
>>584541271swiss roll has a plain sweet taste, combined with jam. it'd be a sweet-ish dessert. the middle is slightly sweet whereas the other layers would be more pronounced.
>>584541271You've never had a swiss roll before? It's a swiss roll coated in jam
>>584541271They taste like food, hope that helps
>called dueling>they never sneedchro summon on the opponents turn
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyl relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>584540624>and is easy to manipulate into sexYou don't need to manipulate Still, she will have sex with you no matter what.
>>584538752I snacked and she's my ace replacing a 73% winrate Christmas Oguri. Btw did I miss anything by losing Satsuki Sho wtf was that even...
Is neck and neck higher priority than prof of curv for sprint? I thought head on was enough
umanko to mouth
>>584541264That artist draws some cute smiles
SiL is for mindbreak NTR
>>584541376she'd play a jobber deck like red eyes
>>584540574need a hug?
>>584540972No, I'm employed.
22 horses nominated for Japan Cup
>>584541271>>584541363i need a fatco review of them
>>584541591calandagan mogging?
Good afternoon
>>584541591calandagan will rapeor he would if he still had cock n balls
>>584541591minnie.......
>>584536241But late is as strong or even stronger if we believe hakuraku.
>>584538752>>584537858All hope rides on Ayabe with Tama as my backup. Am I salty that C.B didn't give me daring strike? Yes. Am I salty because I got a slacker event on Ayabe? Also yes. But a CM20 victory will cleanse that pain.
Did you guys hear that?
Must have been the wind
Never should have come here
Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>Anduril GELDED>Justin Vista GELDED>Matenro Gale RETIREDThis gen is so cursed wtf... Lovcen absorbed all the luck
>>584541591Save Japan, Croix Du Nord.
no excuses to miss A finals this time
>>584541651SAVE MAMBO
>>584541406Yes, her entire secret event.
>>584542002The yapper
>>584542040I want the entire run in a video.
>>584541835>UF2 without skillslopNice
Worth keeping?
>>584542375no
>>584542375yes
I am engaged in a 3 way battle with my other 2 clubmates for the position of 15th highest fan earner in my club
Maruzensky somehow found out about Tazuna and I...
>>584542448>>584542495>>584542496very funny
>>584542514My clubdacchi nemesis...
>>584542002my fuarking talking horse
I will not visit Tomakomai, it looks like a shithole from google images
I do not care about my clubmates
I love my mambros, even the low earners
>>584542375usable for king halo mutation
>>584542375Looks like No but unironically
>>584542634dont shay that....
>>584542642Sex with Falco
>>584542375dogshit
I left my club because I'm flatlining until probably the end of November
>>584542659same except not the lower earners (like half of you)
I love my mambros, except the low earners
>>584542740neth...nyo...
I thought I was the laziest in my club because I can't be bothered logging in more than once some days, yet somehow I'm the second highest earner
>>584542859mambwo...
>>584542767mambro...
>>584542859mambwo..
>>584542859mamgwo..
>>584542859I'm trying to get higher OKAY
SHOW ME YOUR WARFACE ...Hohooheehoooo THAT'S A WARFACE
>>584531001I'm feeling my chastity as a trainer once again threatened by the German from seeing this image
the mambwo bit is really unfunny now that is overused
Stop saying mambwo
STOP SAYING MAMBWO TO EVERY POST
>>584542859Mambwo...
>>584543009You are all Mambros to me...
>>584543009mamgwo....
Mamboimasa....
>>584542989MAMBWOOO
>>584540001rotting
MAMMMMMBOOOOOOO
>>584543145sex
mawmbwroes...
>>584542073Fuck what does that do, cant believe I fucked up
HER NAME IS TANNHAUSER
Kikuka Sho on the 25th
Her name is Machitan Mambo
>>584543312tamambouser...
I think it's kinda neat, what we all here together and we all love our mambro dacchis
Is this good enough? I am too lazy to not use 3 speed cards
>>584543262Make enemies harder. Make all subsequent career rewards better. I think it's a 1.3? 1.5x it also includes races wins, I've seen people get 100+ all stats at the end of career in mant after the 3 races
>>584543432Bwo your neck and neck? It comes from a guts card...
Raisu
>>584543432>no gwbricked
should I be worried about the guy who doesn't really talk in chat suddenly gaining way more fans this month than before
>>584543432>356 stamRip bro, i will bring Murmur
>>584543505mambwo...
>>584543505Mambwo...
ricetroon is here comfy hours are over
>>584543432If you are asking, you can do better.
>>584543475TY I'll do better next time
>>584543489
>>584543432needs speed star rushing gale is useless most of the time i find turbo sprint to be wholly unnecessary unless if you're a front runner
>>584543645you can tell it's not comfy hours by the lack of jiggers ITT
>>584543489>>584543846need to eat some rice...
>>584544013
>>584540574Nobody deserves anything. if (You) want something - attain it or die trying
>>584543994jongers..,......
I hate jiggers and jongers
