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personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
What would you do if you were saving a bucket of period blood to paint with but then you found it completely empty and then fave entered the room and said "why are you so sad" but fave had red streaks all around fave's mouth
>>584623696pluey JOYthese are charming as always, i like the pluey made out of plueys very much
>>584623696very cute
>>584623696plueberry pie..
>>584623696the round one and the thing one made me giggle
you guys do know the COPIES ARE MONOCHROME npc confirms kressel, right?
fat mew mew tits on the whiteboard
Average western deltarune fan
Fave's HIV treatment is going well!
>>584623860This guy really hates Kressel theory.
>>584623696why didnt you include the penith
>>584623721I'd be annoyed because I was going to paint with it >:(
>>584623905lmao
THIS SUMMERROBOFAVEFIGHTING CRIMEIN THE TOILETWITH MY LITTLE BROTHER
>>584623989I fear I would condemn the posters here to spontaneous and aggressive masturbation
Battat's green penis and balls greying out becoming goner penis and goner balls
>>584623972It's so fucking stupid and really doesn't get shat on enough
>>584624181did you not think thats not what we deserve?? we NEED gratuitously hornyness to deter the tranny posters posting their shitty twitter memes
>>584623860i don't get what this is implying, i thought kressel stuff was the vessel being a copy of kris like in soma
>>584623671Aww
>>584624245gooner penis and gooner balls
>>584624483Vessel being a copy of Kris is just canonKressel is the theory that Kris IS the vessel you created at the start, and through time bullshit with no precedent to exist, somehow became the Dreemurrs' small adopted child despite being teenager sized at the point of its creationThe gaping plothole doesn't matter because themes and such and Kris flipping the middle finger at you by refusing to be what you designed your vessel to be
>>584624381four whole extra lines of plue https://files.catbox.moe/yvetnb.png
>>584624795is he wearing a corset?
>>584624734oh yeah that's kinda convoluted for no reason then
Which Fave would make the most annoying fake Star Wars alien voice?
WUFF WUFF WUFF WUFF WUFF WUFFGRRRRR.....*whine*AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>584624849a girdle, I just wanted to draw something pushing his ploobs up
>>584623685trying to come up with some hotland monsters but its going slowlist of potential monster ideas>Lava Bubble>Phoenix bird>Fire breathing lizard>Flame turtle>imps, demons, devils>angry sun>Godzilla/kaiju>lava girl>furnace>furnace armor with flames inside>unique lava snail>candle>jackolantern>more flame elementals like fuku fire and grillby>hot soup/cauldron/ramen>mermaid/monster in soup bowel that floats around>gargoyle statue that shoots fire and the fire is the actual face>gargoyles>lava slime>hellhound>DOOM-like demons>metroid ridley lizard woman>flaming bat/bat from hell>fire lamp. oil. plantern pvz>red dragon girl
kressel amalgam knight
>>584624943Sigh... time to take the dog to get fixed.
>>584623696aw yeah *puts on sunglass* its pluey time
>>584624245NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Controversial "nobody was molested, raped, or groomed" theory
>>584625101think about igneous rocks, like some kind of obsidian monsteri'd say obsidian knight but, well..
Fave likes to save cool game clips but has no one to share them with
>>584624795>https://files.catbox.moe/yvetnb.pngMY PENINUS IS BLEEDING OUGHHHH FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPF OUHGHHHH
>>584625264booooooooooooring
>>584618684sans is such an interesting character and it drives me crazy. the little intricacies of his character. how interesting he becomes when you push him to show any emotion at all, but the only ways to do that is to purposefully hurt others and him, and he knows it, so he tries his best to *never* give us an inch, but he just can't help it when hes pissed off. FUCK, i love sans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4HdD2Fu_64Noelle would bump this.
>>584625264The look Dess gives you when you say shotas should have small cocks.
this but clover
>>584625264fat dess
>>584623685kris.. i know if it's you telling me to, i can chew my own leg off...
>>584625703awesome, I love her peaceful expression contrasted with the situation
>>584625703:(
>>584625703you really like drawing abnormal Noelle's in tragic situations, huh? She is very cute, however.
festive :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
>>584625703cute. would breed her with horsesei in RalseiRancher 2
Is someone's bulge shown through underwear with cum spurting out NSFW enough to get you banned? asking for a friend.
>>584626089yes
You're walking down a hallway... Take a left!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96xJt4ip2KQ
>>584626238this isnt ralsei
>>584623685Heartwarming: Spamton fished Gaster out of the water after he went overboard again.
>>584626372Truly an original post
>>584625101separated at birth???
>>584626285He can be whatever you want him to be. Even a Ralsei.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-44zcIBB-D8
post this cat
Mewmew's green and purple butthole~
no.
>>584626517this cat I plap
I didn't draw today because I was breeding pokemon like an autist...
>>584626549not one of your best
>>584626549I can't believe that Bratty and Catty took turns kissing Mew Mew's asshole and got their iconic color-matching lipstick all over it...
>>584626372gotta have the right FUN value
one day i would like to draw more art of this random oc I made
>>584626795whats wrong :(
>>584625587no, this is a fat Dess
>>584626795christmas is CANCELLED
>>584626861forgot to juju on that beat
>>584626939
>>584625703creepy and cool
Why did 5a make the fandom so much worse?
>>584627135ralsei making this face after i tell him we're having sex and he's like oh wow is it in yet and i'm like yeah and he smiles like this and pretends to enjoy it for the next 30 seconds of me thrusting
>>584626969well I hope your beat gets jujud
>>584626840I know this is just the Backrooms quote but this feels like if you described Gerson to someone and then had them make a sprite of what they thought they'd look like
>>584627475>Backrooms quote???
>>584623905embarrassing /v/core post
>>584627540scd
>>584626795She should try having sex with Asgore to cheer herself up.
pluey incident
>>584627225This but instead of Ralsei it's Noelle.
prepluebescent
>>584625264Snoooore
>>584626881I was smiling thinking of stuff I like and then I serious'd when I realized about this
>>584626881Frisk looks like such a chud standing next to the river guy. Also I fucking HATE mixels.
>>584626571*on my tricycle* Bye mom! Omw to bonerville!
>>584625703she is so beautiful
>>584628064mixels are fine
I suppose the deepest part of Burgerpants' appeal to me is despite his obvious adolescence his assessment of his life is fundamentally correct: he lives in a dying country in a city literally set to explode at the personal beck and call of a very powerful man who at the very least doesn't seem too bothered by the prospect and won't fix it, nor will his governmentHe has no way out of his situation, not even running(lest we forget Mettaton employs some very dangerous monsters) that doesn't rely on Mettaton's implicit permission, and, given the robot's personal fixation with him that isn't happening ever
>>584628629he shoudl try having sex with Mettaton
A Dark World opens in Toriel's classroom and the Gang have to find the dozen or so lost Lightner children and bring them to a safe spot with Toriel, and one of them is a tiny pink rabbit in red overalls named Babble
>>584628629his fault for not wanting to smooch a ghost
>>584628629At least he's allowed to smoke on the job.
>>584628864Oh yeah, and the extra detail that if he ever did that the emotional fallout he'd suffer just being around that man would make whatever Toriel's deal is look like a happy vacation
>>584628961That cigarette is going to fall out of her mouth
sorry i couldn't reply earlier my brother was talking to me>>584625747>>584625860>>584626049>>584627120>>584628125thank you all :D>creepy and cool>I love her peaceful expression contrasted with the situationhappy to hear this came across :)>:(it's ok anon we can save her if we all work together and grab the bear trap with our bare hands and pull reaaaally hard>you really like drawing abnormal Noelle's in tragic situations, huh? lolol yeah. it feels fitting for her character. i've also been wanting to draw body horror/somewhat unsettling pictures this october in general and i think she is the best choice for these for a number of reasons. occasionally it's also just funny though>would breed her with horsesei in RalseiRancher 2i would prefer to breed her with taursei instead picrel because horsesei's body is green and i find it offputting.
*wiggles fingers at thread* I cast a magic spell that turns you PLUETARDED!!!!!! *woooooooosh ZING*
Putricia draws the best Undyne tbdesu
>>584623685Deltarune: Turkey Edition
>>584626089someone posted battat doing this once and i don't believe anything happened to it. personally i'd be more careful though
Let's all dress in Pluey murrsuits and have a room party
>>584629110>sorry i couldn't reply earlier my brother was talking to meyou should suck him
>>584629128but nothing changed…
>>584629298I second this.
wait i forgot what the color codes for the bracelets at the /utg/ meetup are, does anyone have them
>>584628629If he wanted to run away or quit his job I dont think mettaton would stop himultimately burgerpants wants to suffer, or at least finds comfort in his own misery
>>584629352Battat green on moids means that you want your balls crushed. Battat green on foids has a predictable meaning.
>>584629318in the old thread
>>584629298i think this is the second time this place has told me to have sex with my brother. will not be doing this
>>584629646Third times the charm.PLEASE have sex with your brother
>>584629496Correct but to be fair if I was 19 again dealing with someone as obviously unstable as Mettaton I wouldn't take that chance eitherand also finding comfort in your own misery is far from uncommon among monsters in general so he's again ahead of the curve there, albeit in a bit of a needlessly complicated way
>>584629598green winging gaster foids ...
>>584629646Is your brother cute? Maybe I should have sex with him.
>>584629646dude nobody said that maybe you are unconsciously wanting to suck your brothers dick we arent real /utg/ is all your imagination but you know what isn't imaginary? your brothers ass cheeks
I hate drawing
>>584629697Is mettaton that unstable? Hes way more stable than Alphys for example. Hes dramatic but thats for the ratings. Burgerpants is basically the only person hes mean to and its because burgerpants likes when hot people are mean to him.
putting fave into one of these
can someone talk me out of posting here IDK why i do it anymore
>>584629920amalgamate...
>>584629973Imagine me eating your pussy and I'm really ugly. And then someone breaks in to your house and shits on your chest. And then Pluey dies.
>>584629636I appreciate you. You're one of the only good posters left in this shithole Floweryposter
>>584630016very Dora looking frisk
>>584629973if you arent having fun leave
>>584630026i dont have a pussy
Mew MewuhhI think I was supposed to say something about Mew Mew?hmmIf I forgot then it must not be that important
>>584629646Okay, then can I have sex with him instead?
>>584629693>>584629763>>584629772>>584630138LEAVE ME ALONE
>>584630105Imagine having a pussy and you start your period and I slurp up the period blood. And then I start slurping it up so voraciously that I start sucking all of the blood out of your body and I get really fat like a tick and you wither away in to a pile of dust. And then Pluey dies.
>>584630163>draws Noelle and Ralsei all the time>Won't even fuck their sibling while utg cheers them on
>>584630163is he straight or something
>>584629198i like turkish ralsei and aladdin susie and genie gaster
>>584630163Let me fuck your cute twink brother.
>>584630191i suck pussy so good that one time when I was sucking on a pregnant monster girls vagina i sucked the embyro out and aborted the baby cause of my pussyeating skillz
>>584630046Thank you honey darling sweetie gravy but I think in even slightly better circumstances I would be seen as one of the worst lmao
>>584630316did you snowball it with her
noticing fave's balls are sticking out of their shorts while they're talking with you so you internally debate whether or not to tell them but then they scratch and sniff them while making eye contact with you
>>584629915Better said that his life is generally hopeless long-term and he is more likely to die in a firey explosion or starving and freezing than not but he is surrounded by far less malicious people than he thinks
>>584630316One time I sucked a woman's clit so hard that it fell off and then all of her organs drained out of her like when you unplug a bath tub.
>>584623685it took an hour but i finally made some hotland monsters i feel okay with
yeah okay goodnight
>>584630415kinda shit victorian doctors thought would happen if a woman got too much oral sex
>>584630191this sounds like your projecting a fettish onto me>>584623685should I finish this? something about the proportions just seem fucky to me
oOOUUUuughh chubby tanuki monser girl gf ooOOUuuugh!!!
>>584630540The way you phrased that makes you sound like a woman let me give you so much oral sex that Sigmund Freud rises from the dead out of anger.
if i had a brother i would probably not fuck him because he'd hate me just as much as my sister does because i was an unlikable piece of shit child and teenager
>>584630597the upper leg is too long but other than that it’s good
>>584630163that's a really epic chara i'm a big fan. sorry about the harassment though i guess you can't mention having a brother on /utg/
>>584630531UOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>584630729i think im tapping into aeon flux subconciously
i once sat on my sister's face because she wouldn't get up from my spot on the couch
>>584630659Is that the only reason you wouldn't fuck him?
>>584630659I'm two years removed from being the guy who would have DeviantArt-autist rants about hating his family in this thread so you're not alone there
>>584630597The torso's too long, the length of the leg from the the thigh to the knee should roughly be about the same height as where the shoulders are, head too small too
>>584630808How old were you and how old was your sister and are you a moid or a foid
>>584630954like young teenager aged. moidbro btw
>>584630950i think i can actually live with most of that shit as long as im conveying the emotion I want to
UT fans would never be this cool
>>584630734thank you anon. don't worry i'm not too bothered, more baffled/amused than anything. guess that's /utg/ for you
>>584630828yes absolutelyi'd fuck my sister too if she wasn't still just an unpleasant person to be around
draw more monster ocs for me, /utg/. im hungry for CONTENTmonster theme: hotland/fire
Press F to Fave Respects
>>584630408>more likely to die in a firey explosion or starving and freezing than not your view of the underground is bizzare, its literally fine there.
>>584631092tranny state
>>584631107why do you want to creampie your sister
>>584631161not them but its cuz she's hot
>>584631136>respec-ing fave and putting all their skill points into boob size
>>584631092bruh is that charlie brown down and to the right?what does he have anything to do with this?
>>584630808kris would do this
>>584631219You also want to creampie your sister?
>>584631219are there any other sisterfuckers i should know about
>>584631092he thinks he on the team
>>584631276oh yeah. wish i was on more stable money so i could whisk her away from her boring job, kiss her like i used to, and pump her womb full of my sperm
Incest isn’t wrong as long both parties are hot
hello
>>584631281pic related >>584631393You shouldn't impregnate your sister and also does your sister want to fuck you?
>>584631125it's meant to be undertale style but i think it came out as just kind of a teapot darkner so i dunno
Fave just bond burgered your sister
>>584631578really really cool idea! i love it! i never thought a steam monster could look cool but this is really cool
>>584631092btw this is the lamest fucking cringe fag shit ive ever seen in my lifefootball fans are fucking retards and you should kill yourself you like football
toby has yet to create a character with as much sex appeal as birdo
>>584631638thank you anon kisskiss
>>584631161not really a strong want anymore, i've largely grown out of my incest fetishjust sort of a "yeah i would if she ever chilled out"
>>584631395ooOOOuugh~ cuntboy flowery pussyt
>>584630265thank you Anon :)
>>584631395I don't think he's hot but I'd pin him down and cum inside his pussy just to give him a taste of his own rape medicine.
>>584631787Princess Shroob is hotter said Asriel
>>584631787this thing is disgusting
>>584631404trvke
>>584632037>birdo is disgustingfor this great offense you are exiled to /mlp/
>>584630490Sex with lava slime boy
>>584632032queens funnier and hotter
>>584632153nta but as far as nintenblobs go birdo is really not that high on the listpretty much any other mario thing with the same body type is hotter
What's the weirdest Deltarune character you'd fuckI'm sad there's not more Nurse Mouth or Hand Secretary art
Is Rivals of Aether fun? The Flowery mod seems really high-effort and cool so I was thinking about picking it up
>>584631059>anon kind enough to point out your errors>don't bother to correct themngmi
>>584632515I'd only have sex with the already hot ones like Queen and Carol and Undyne because I don't like weird freakish characters.
>>584632153mlp is good birdo is bad this is fine trade by me
>>584632515>What's the weirdest Deltarune character you'd fuckI would fuck and have fucked every female utdr character
>>584632518It's goodIt's just Smash Bros
>>584632515
>>584631787bob-ombs, boos and piranha plants are hotter
>>584632783nah blud that's some diddy shit alot of them are kids :skull: like that's some diddy shit call bro Thomas Didymus cuz bro is diddy :skull: :skull: im dead bruh
>>584632898>>584631787thwomps > everything elseyour third eye simply hasnt opened yet
>>584632982The Piranha plant is atrocious she needs the luscious lips
>>584632864ferryfuckers...
>>584632982if you'd only fuck them anthro then you wouldn't actually fuck themyou just like human women
>>584632940*starts doing CPR*
CLOVER EROTIC!!! CLOVER... EROTIC!!!
>>584633118what would sloppy from them be like
>>584633091make sure to kiss me on the lips DIDDY!!!! Btw my lips are on my penis :skull: :skull:
>>584633118clubs-shaped triple cookie with a perineum stemimagine
Noelle's sapphic panic when Queen did the splits over her trying to hide from Berdly
how do i have a shyren folder and not a clover folder? i need to sort through my images better. i love clover i love clover i love clover>>584633202THREE BLOWJOBS ARE BETTER THAN ONE
>>584633243Noelle trying to hide her erection looking up at Queen's crotch, then her relief when she remembers her medical micro penis is too small to be seen through clothing, even when erect, or what passes for erect after Noelle's extensive hormone treatment.
Nah bruh these fetishes are too weird for me I just wanna kiss a lady with big boobies
>>584630808Noellesister btw not sure if that matters though
>>584633351you know you can still get hard on hrt right?and your dick doesn't shrink unless you never jerk off?
>>584633351*penises
>>584633424ok but she has six of them is that ok
>>584633424What about kissing a woman with big boobs and a small penis? >>584633442Noelle was born with an abnormally small penis and never went through male puberty because she lives in New England and her mother is progressive. As a result, she has a medical micro penis. I don't know that much about how HRT affect erections for someone that never went through male puberty.
>>584633603was her mom based enough to give her actual hrt or did she just get """puberty blockers"""
Incest is overrated. You guys need to get on the raceplay train like everybody else.
>>584633683Carol did everything she could for her new daughter.
>>584633692BOOOOOOOORRIIIIIING
>>584633692kys
>>584633683give kids all the horse piss in the world and it still wont make you not a man.
susie kong rex
>>584633692I prefer raceplay when it's based on fictional races, like elves.
>>584633813they havent used that for decades grandpa
>>584633913You are a man forever and everyone knows it by even being within a 50 foot radius of you
>>584631092>blm>tranny flags with some shit about "kids" on it>gay flags among audience It's hard to believe that this pic was actually taken in a real place in the real world and isn't some form of satire or something
gee, it sure is /v/ around here!
>>584634189believe it or not, everyone on earth knows you are a man not just /v/
good night my concubines
>>584634014>YWNBAWwwing in the gay furry trans game generalDo shartykiddos really still do this?
i prefer ftm noelle to mtf noelle if noelle were to be trans. noelle views herself with not much autonomy or control over her identity or choices in life. 'a noelle is just a noelle' would be very stupid line if 'noelle' were a name she picked for herself
>>584632898Fact check: True√√√
>>584633238I see it in my mind's eye>>584633202One head, one balls, one rim
>>584634253>the furry cartoon video game agrees with me!
>>584634376Then why come to the furry cartoon game general?
>>584634471to bait some (you)s
>>584634294I'm happy you haven't been worn down by the bad posts in the thread. It's going to be a long road to chapter 6.
Ralsei wanting to sing karaoke, but not knowing any of the available songs, eventually picking "I Love You Always Forever" because he liked the title and somehow hitting it out of the park
>>584634471to gobble up the (You)s you keep feeding him retard
>>584634543Everyone is giving him (You)sFuck you by the way, hope you trip and fall
>>584634280this is why you should just headcanon futa noelle, it fits her best
>>584634543even if you fall, i hope you always get back up!!
>give (you)s>they leaveexplain why this doesn’t work
>>584634713thank you...
>>584634471I can like things without needing my political opinions affirmed by them, something you don't understand
>>584633692I love incest so much I could marry it... oh wait thats not legal
>>584634508I'm a former /mhg/ regular. I was born in the bad posting, molded by it
fave people be likefave people be like
>>584635213*dummy motif*
>>584634713Why be nice to someone who called me a retard do you know how rude that is? Fucking jerk I did nothing to him I only replied to that guy once
>>584623685
>>584632528no no, i took it in.
fave's balls are for _______
>>584635393yes....YEEEESSSSSSS!!!!! cute ralsei WE ALWAYS LOVE GLASSES BOYS!!!!!
>>584635393nice art + ELITE reference
Now that the dust has settledWho the hell was this supposed to be?
>>584635678sniffing, licking, kissing, sucking, groping softly, breathing on, nuzzling, draping over various parts of my face
>>584635678punching, kicking, elbowing, kneeing, biting, pulling, slapping, spanking, bruising
>>584636190YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>584634280Noelle was forced to be MTF by Carol.
>>584636254LOL this is gold
>>584635393cute and sexy ralsei = BONER
>>584627653As if she hasn’t already been doing that
>>584635678cutting, crushing, slicing, dicing, peeling, severing, neutering, amputating, nailing
>>584636049I am jealous of fave. >>584636190I am VERY jealous of fave! >>584636367I am not as jealous of fave...
>>584636254it is his destiny
>>584635991you mean the person who was responding? mr. or mrs. eramthe she referenced in the response? ms. noelle
kris boob.............
>>584636254Noelle could do this and people would still ignore her character flaws and pretend she's a little cutie lesbian yuri scrimblo.
kris they/thussy.............
>>584636582I need to put my mouth on the ambiguous gentials of the Kris on the left. Maybe also have sex with the feminine pussy of the second Kris from the right.
this guy was AI-generated in a lab to piss me off
>>584636538no.
>>584636538sorry I stole all the kris boob for myself so you'll have to settle for flat chested Kris.
>>584636582what would you do if you caught kris theying their them
>>584626549Nobody's thanked the doc yet? I'm disappointed
>>584636821
berdlyfan5454, kill yourself NOW
>>584636963I actually really like flat-chested female Kris. I'd still lick their chest and tease their pussy.
>>584636254The shortened "FAHA" is especially funny in an already hilarious image. Comedy gold.
>>584636569this would make me like her much more
>>584636494Of course it was Noelle, butWho is this, who is talking to us, why are they sassy, why do they Know That
I think a problem theorists have in general is that they often don't think about the fact Deltarune's story has been finished for ages alreadyRather they treat it like the portion of the game that's already out is the only part of the story that exists, and Toby's just continuing it on the spot with the scraps of clues present in the game as a guideline for what he's allowed to do nextLike the current chapters exist to lay out a bunch of vague puzzle pieces that Toby puts together afterwards rather than a preexisting story hinting to future reveals
>>584636963you may not like it but this is what peak vessel performance looks like
>>584637105shut up you don't appreciate Berdly enough ur prob a FOID and you should stop jilling yourself to spamtenna dn get in m y house and marry m e or something i'm going to cry so fucking much imm so ugly i'm sorry i called u a foid i'm sorry soryrf
>>584636963why would kris be frowning they would be jumping for joy
>>584637238there there son. it's gonna be all right
>>584637223There are a lot of low-IQ individuals whose asses are still sore from Toby tickling them about Mike and now they think he writes each new chapter to fuck them in the ass personally, not realizing they were the ones who bent over in the first place
>>584635393ralsei butt...it was foretold
>>584637382just >imagine gripping those fluffy thighs with his ankles over your shoulders
>>584637495mggmnghhhhhgfghhhhh
all shitposting is noel unless they say moid then it's catti
>>584637223>the portion of the game that's already out is the only part of the story that exists, and Toby's just continuing it on the spot with the scraps of clues present in the game as a guideline for what he's allowed to do nextThat's a lot of words to say they think it's FNAF
Why has every month of the Ch5 era felt like a different set of posters
I've shit on them a lot but I do have sympathy for Mikefags, you just jumped the gun, you should have known better after getting corrected in the Sweepstakes but it's not all your fault, you didn't have a lot to work withERAMfags however are in a prison of their own making, they just completely hallucinated a character who does the mystery things that the other mystery shadow guys who actually have names and faces were already doing
if I say "moid" I can become catti!?!
>>584637351can I put my head in your lap and cry
I read a fanfiction and it said a character 'burped cutely'is that possible? is it possible to burp cutely?
>>584637773Mike is still a presence in the story, fans just misunderstood itMuch like how we thought Friend Inside Me was teasing some cowboy schizo but it was just YellowFor all we know Mike is some human player we never see
Personally I just thought Mike was Tenna (TV darkner boss of Chapter 3) until we got the Sweepstakes telling us the TV was named Tenna in 2022After that point I had no strong opinions or predictions on who Mike was going to be but I did believe he'd be a real character
>>584637848yeah but i'm not the person you replied to and i'm a man
>>584636538Canon Kris boob size.
>>584635393its beautiful!
>>584637769I'm inclined to agree since it felt like 5 different goatfags spawned out of nowhere
what if spamton opening his mouth and barfing out little spamlings to attack you was foreshadowing the FRIENDlings being mini versions of the big main endogeny-type FRIEND who's actually sapient and not a goomba
>>584638170goatfaloon(legion)
Go to bed.
>>584638224The FRIENDs are darkners of Noelle's Cat Petterz catsThe depictions so far are abstractions
Drawing tablet doesn't workMouse doesn't work eitherI've noticed there's a stigma against traditional art here. Traditional art is either ignored or treated much harsher than digital artIt's over. I can't draw anymore
>>584638542Use your cum instead.
>>584638542scan your drawings instead of taking a picture on your nokia
>>584638542I like traditional art.
To look back on pink’s shop dialogue regarding the FRIENDS. It was very stupid of Toby to not add this in day one and it was a clear PR move to ease the fandom but I don’t know everyone acted like all that info was pulled of his ass at the last minute. Eram literally sends multiple FRIENDS at you this was not something he thought up on the spot.
I want toby to update his website and have him give a scott cawthon teaser
jorkin' orange's peanits like she's a yoyo
Toby should've never placated the pissbabies whining about "muh filler chapter"
>>584638624I'm a poorfag
Official Simulation Theory Hierarchy (best to worst)1. It's not a simulation and the universe of Deltarune is diegetically "real", just cut off from the rest of the world through some bullshit we don't know about yet, game mechanics are just diegetic to the universe like Saving and Loading were in Undertale2. Something something Gaster DEVICE interface3. It's like a simulated copy of Hometown from the "real" universe's version of it, there's a diegetically real version of Hometown and everyone living in it, it's just not the one you're seeing4. It is a simulation, the world is fake, full stop5(worst poo poo tier one). Everything is le video game, the meta aware characters know they're part of DELTARUNE by Toby Fox developed in GameMaker running on your Windows computer, Meat Factory Sprite Sheet, just full DDLCslop
Toby should rape his fans.
>>584638906Good thing I'm not a fan, I just like Deltarune.
>>5846389044 is correct and it will be insanely cool when it's revealed that Dess has no real design other than the chapter 3 silhouette
>>5846389043 is just Digital Circus
Eventually, I reached the RUINS.Inside I found HER, Chara.I thought of all people, SHE could make me feel whole again....She failed.Ha ha...
Dess will have a design and much like Carol just being rich bitch office lady it'll be more or less what you expect, Tomboy alt girl, but a bit uglier because Toby drew the portrait/sprite himself (again much like Carol)
>>584638846It was the right thing to do. Any meaningful info that was expected was surprisingly absent. No theories were confirmed or deconfirmed and nobody was expecting the entire chapter to be bombshell after bombshell, but a more climactic ending felt like what Toby was building up to with the notion that it was the “last fun adventure” There were a lot of good ideas in this chapter that weren’t elaborated enough due to it trying to be some wacky silly adventure. The closest it got too progressing was the idea that the incident involved some original dark world but more would’ve been nice. Not a full on answer but more clues would be better than just that.Though I agree that the anons who coined “5ag* are fucking retards. I can already sense them trying to faux agree with me out of spite for its fans.
>>584639008This prediction is like the prime example of people treating Deltarune's story like the current chapters are the only part of it that exists and nothing was pre-planned beyond them
dess look like this canon real
>>584639368At this point I seriously doubt Toby has planned anything about Deltarune ahead of time except for the ending.
The ending will piss people off no matter what it isChapter 1-4 were too positive and peaceful and now we're in the pissed off argument era of the Deltarune fandom so get ready.
>>584639692lel
When I saw a youtube theory retard claiming that any building we haven't entered yet CANNOT be a Dark World because it's a game and if we can't see their interior it canonically doesn't actually exist, that's when I knew the simulation shit has fried people's brainsReminder that the computer lab and church had no interiors in the files before their chapters and were still seen later
>>584623685my ralsei magma doodles from today feat lovely noelle another anon drew and lovely susie another anon drew
>>584639008>>584639368Sometimes I worry that dess will be a deconstruction on characters you never see in person like Mike and she will never have a true canon design because toby wants to reaffirm his views on death of the author and the beauty of transformative works.
I absolutely LOVE the idea that Kris has big boobs and binds them down because they think having big boobs makes them look like a "bimbo". Don't worry, Kris! Sexy and intelligent enbies like yourself can have large boobs! It's okay!
>>584638904i think 2 is better than 1
>>584638542i like traditional art anon, one of my favorite artists that drew noelle and friends a lot did most stuff traditional, scanned but, i think it doesn't matterif your art is soulful and kino people will like it, or at least i probably will
>>584623685well I might as well post the rest of the Susies doodles too
>>584640281is she going to have sex with them
>>584640281Why is Dess seventeen years older than Noelle and Kris? How old is Carol and how is she fertile in her old age? >>584640505Sexy Susie doodles.
>>584640506she wishes
>>584640505CUTE AND SEXY!!!! i like the way you drew her arm muscles
>>584625447i liked this
>>584629110How many of these weird fucked up noelles have you been making? I know the melting one and the one with the hands.
>>584640549>Why is Dess seventeen years older than Noelle and Kris? How old is Carol and how is she fertile in her old age?You Realize That Carol Could Be All Of Thirty-Six And Still Have Two Kids Eighteen Years Apart, Right?
>>584640506>>584640557Those are... babies. One of them is her sister. Are you fucking toddlercons?
>>584640805I don't get the impression that Carol had Dess at eighteen and why are you typing in camel case?
>>584640896>Are you fucking toddlerconsI wish I could fuck a shotacon, personally.
Noelle is replaced by Thanos How does this affect Deltarune?
>>584640896no. they dont wanna fuck me>>584640920think theyre acting like a homestuck>>584641045sadly, sholicons dont want us
>>584641168I got the impression they were pretending to be Queen making a weird statement about parenting like she does in Chapter 5
>>584641168>sadly, sholicons dont want usI would get so much experimental surgery to make me look like a shota if there was a chance a nice female shotacon would love me. That's probably the only way a woman could love me, quite honestly.
>>584641107The weird route can't happen because it relies on Noelle being cowardly and using Kris as an excuse to fulfill her violent urges.
>>584641357nooo kris is grooooming her it's meant to be a rape allegory kris impregnated her!
>>584641418If I were in the weird route I would just rape Kris in self-defense.
>>584641357Thanos is a coward and is extremely violent So the weird route can still happen
>>584640896anon, I don't want to alarm you, but don't look at the image next to it on the whiteboard.
>>584641514Thanos would just Kill Berdly the moment he annoyed him. The Thorn Ring would be pointless.
bought mario odessey for my switch console and is it just me or does the game emphasize implications that mario is getting cucked? atleast from what i saw from the early missions? what did nintendo mean by that?-asked ralsei
>>584640752high-effort weird fucked up noelles i've really only made the ones you named and the taur one earlier in this thread. i'd like to do more thoughif you include whiteboard then i have a few more for you lolhttps://files.catbox.moe/udrdl5.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/trgle7.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/m6m7yu.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/887lri.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/lz529u.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/rer2j9.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/f6d4b3.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/kxoeqg.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ql79is.png
>>584641596>first link doesn't work when i put it first because it was my favoritedoes god hate me? sigh. here https://d.uguu.se/ofbwufvt.png
>>584639829may I sniff him too?
>>584641526I just checked and, while I appreciate the effort, I would find it a lot hotter if Kris were a shota instead of a toddler. Also the femGaster on the whiteboard is very good. Whoever drew it should screenshot it and post it to the anchor.
>>584641729whats happening to the firstelle
>>584641795the one on the left in that image? she's digging a hole>>584641781you may :)
>>584641595>mario is getting cucked They are old school swingers and have an arrangement that allows Mario to dick down every single sexy NPC and enemy he comes across so long as he is on a quest to "rescue the princess"It's all very kinky and hot.
>>584641850why did the hole make her bloodyis it a period hole
>>584641950wasn't intended as a sequence of events but i believe in leaving things open to interpretation. it can be a period hole if you like
>>584641876>they are swingers that have an arrangement to share princess peach with bowser and in turn bowser will share his sexy minions with mario
>>584640141Bimbo Kris...
>>584641526Uh... yeah. I regret ever drawing anything on the whiteboard if this is allowed, this shit is nasty as fuckNo fucking way
>>584642428filtered
>>584642428>Weeehh weeehhh I'm a little rape victim wehhhhIt's ok we won't miss you
>>584638839holding her cock like an oversized pencil and trying to write with her pre and telling her she looks like a pencil topper
>>584642683I don't think so, sans. This guy right here? He's a sociopath. He won't change. True evil never does
if fave had a genie their 3 wishes would be to be transformed into an immortal shota with an appearance of their choosing, to have a harem of shotacon mommies and daddies, and for unlimited libido/stamina/sperm count
>>584641596you forgot one (I liked this one a lot)
if fave had a genie with 3 wishes fave's wish would just to be a foid
>>584636963Looks like me
Green antlers Dess
>>584643092asriel.....>>584643179mewmew.....
ermmmmm....... why is youtiggy problematic medias..............
>>584643175oh yes! sorry about that, i liked that one too but i didn't screenshot it when i drew it for some reason lol. here's the full thing, a bit low quality since i took it from the full whiteboard screenshot but it doesn't have the lines https://files.catbox.moe/m96f0r.png
>>584643218fujo...
>>584643218can i grope you
>>584643218Pic or not real
My first wish is for Deltarune to get put on hiatus until they finish Undertale Hard Mode. My second wish is for Undertale Hard Mode to be released in chapters. My third and final wish is to break Toby's wrists again
Who in Deltarune prefers to lucid dream about sex and has zero faith in ever finding a real partner?
>>584643560alphys
>>584643560mettaton>>584643591alphys is too much of a gooner to put in the time and dedication needed to lucid dreamshe would try but she'd get bored and lose interest fast
My first wish is to get reality manipulating powers. My second wish is to gain complete mastery of my powers instantly. My third wish is to set the genie free. Then I use my powers to make cuntboy Flowery real and I fuck him. The end
cosmo wanda i wish all faves were real for 30 seconds
>>584643814the genie still has reality manipulating powers that are necessarily stronger than your own and uses his newfound freedom to immediately revoke your abilities
>>584643894Someone's fave is So Sorry, you undo that wish?
>>584644231no, he'll cease to exist in 30 seconds anyways. my goal is to giveth and taketh away
>>584644325You don't know what he can do in 30 seconds...
>>584641279female shotacons don't even exist, you'd be doing all that for nothingit'd be easier to just get surgery to make you conventionally attractive, that's the only thing women are actually into
>>584644441every day i am erased
My three wishes?>hyperbolic time chamber to lock myself inside until I learn to draw well>fullproof magic VPN that prevents anyone on the internet from ever figuring out what country I live in. This means I can post my art online without the crippling fear of people figuring out about my country and rightfully laughing at me>there's now a formation of rocks on mars that looks like Noelle Holiday
>>584644504do you live in israel or something
Female lolicons when
>>584644482you're into conventionally attractive teenagers, not shotas
>>584644679that person in the other thread wasn't me you dumb dumb stupid faggot
>>584644504That last wish is mega based
>>5846445723rd world
>>584644786ouch
>>584643993He wouldn't do that because I have a heart of gold and wanted him to be free.
ohohohoho i'm getting insecure about my art again said fave
>>584645242That's when you double down and keep going.
I will use my genie wish to join the Fave Military
>>584645242me too said fave>>584645289yes
fave spent all afternoon / evening learning low poly blender modelingit was fun but perhaps a waste of fave's time
fave has managed to draw for over an hour 3 days in a row, fave has never really practiced anything for that long before, fave thought fave was too adhd for itone day fave will be able to draw fave in all sorts of situations... hopefully
>>584642683holy shit dawg kill yourself what's wrong with you
>>584646034This is what I'm saying (but the guy whining about the whiteboard stuff)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCgPzh-gNc0it is officially my 25th birthday. a quarter-life crisis, indeed. in-deed!
Nope, we ain't doin this we're posting Noelle instead.
>>584646581happy birthday anon
>>584646581I wish I was 25 again. Actually no I wish I was younger why the fuck would I only go so far back as just 25?
>>584646795I wish I was 10 and happy again and my mom would clean my ears and I could feel my dads stubble when he kissed me on the cheek
>>58464679525 is a fine agepersonally i wouldn't want to be any younger than 23
>>584647416i considered saying something really weird about where else you want to feel your dad's stubble but honestly i'm not feeling ityour fantasies can stay un-ruined
good day chat>>584646581happy birthday fren :)
NAKED BATTAT
>>584646767>>584647908thank you. and tips their hat>>584646795a lot of good points along the line. maybe anywhere can be. though sometimes, quite hard to believe!
>>584646581happy birthday charabroi’ll be joining you at 25 in january
>>584648094thank you, chara-friend. also, cool. and fast approaching, isn't it...
have you heard?
My first wish is that the genie becomes Shantae then wish the genie free and then I marry her
>>584640549>>584640648Thank you! We need more Susies!
I wish... my one and only wish... is to cure Battat of all of his penis problems
>>584649335>then wish the genie free doesn't that mean you become the genie
My first wish was for chara to be in love with meBut then their cock was in my mouth so often that i couldn’t say any more wishes
>>584647956CUUTE!
>>584649538thank you :D i want to draw him more soon
>>584649485FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>584623685toriel in the midst of changing
>>584649815Fat fuck (compliment)
>>584649536dont worry anon! chara will make your wishes for you!thank you thank you to whomever posted this, its amazing
new thread when
>>584650415you’re very welcome.
>>584651034nigga we are at 487 posts
i like this image
>>584623507Hooman!
>>584651242why must our silliest clowns go to college
>>584649536This but her boobs.
Fave would post more right now but fave just got the "bloodborne port" working on their pc and is fucking amazed at how well it works
noelle stepping on berdly's head with her skull-crushing hooves fahaha berdly you have such frail hollow little bird bones
What did he mean by this?
fave got favemosis :(
>>584651857Huh *Big question mark appears over my head* What
Mewmew's janusian and recreant butthole~
>>584651857this dude needs his account removed
I wonder sometimes how unpopular would Toby's games would be if all characters were humans, no furries. Conversely, I wonder how much more popular Expedition 33 would be if it had a furry character cast intead
>>584651857Him.
Chara’s hypnotic chest on display
>>584633692Literally the exact opposite of what these people are into.
I just realized I haven't found a good headcanon Ralsei voice yetEvery attempt I've seen always sounds too high or too deep
Fave is worried their aging femcel sister who plays Genshin all day might be a diddyfoid
>>584651985Kris boobs in my mouth.
>>584652272careful anon the people on here are going to want to fuck your sister
>>584652010good writing carries the work. if you can relate to them well, if they can entice emotions out of you that's not disgust or fear then those characters will always be popular irrespective of their appearances.not to say appearances don't carry popularity but the there'll always be a limit to it just on the appearance basis alone
Damn, I didn't know Seth had all THAT going on
is chapter 6 out yet?
>Gaster is never appearing in person. We’ll learn about why he’s running this experiment and his connection to That Day but that’s it. We already know his past.>There never was a Mike. It was just eram pulling the strings. …except that means nothing because it makes him no different than Battat jongler and pluey.>forgotten man MIGHT’VE been the deltarune world’s native Gaster but he’s gone when we try to find him in chapter 6 and we all find is an empty spot where his tree should be. We a.so go through a trippy non optional yume nikki nightmare flashback sequence to find out the significance of said tree.>kris will be separated from the gang for a large portion of chapter 6 once they’re outed as a FUCKING TRAITOR>the twisted sword will be a powerful weapon that could help during a difficult boss fight. (Ditto on the Secret third route theory)>Eram is to Kris what the knight is to Noelle probably. Maybe even the real brains behind the conspiracy>Device friend is a type of enemy. Possibly a stronger version of a titanspawn in battle>Onion is schrodingers octopus. Either way he’s gone.>flowery will be crippled but alive only to give one more heroic sacrifice and die for real. >Carol is the antagonist for a lengthy period of time until she too if snatched away to the shelter. Probably the one to exposit more about dess and that day>The roaring happens at the end but we don’t see the whole aftermath after ch6 ends.>whether the final tragedy is subverted or not. The ending stays the same. Unless you go for a different outcome…>dess will be in flashbacks and then 5 minutes of her saying goodbye to everyone before passing away>Asriel shows up in the epilogue right after the world is saved and gets a heartfelt postmortem gift from dess as closureIf you wanna screencap it, screencap it.
>>584652271when in doubt choose snapcube’s voices
>>584652391Yeah but only for the true believers.
>>584651985Krisriel?
>>584652456
>>584652449>There never was a Mike. It was just eram pulling the strings. …except that means nothing because it makes him no different than Battat jongler and pluey.what the fuck are you talking about
would ralsei have that gay lisp gay people have
>>584652456Never got the appeal of these shrill vas
i luv rals
>>584652271Ralsei sounds like one of those anime soft boy characters voiced by women to me
Mike? There is no Mike! Mike doesn't exist!
>>584652543There never was a “real Mike” because the Mike that tenna and spamton knew was just eram under a different name. But that means nothing because mikes entire existence was a russ being held up by four people. I’m also going off of the theory that mike was spamton’s benefactor.
during the roaring mike will get people to safety but it will be offscreen and battat will add an item to his conspiracy corkboard
>>584652858me 2
Mike being Eram rehashing Flowerys relationship with Papyrus 2.0 is the worst theory
>>584653184DessKnight is already rehashing Asriel and flowey by being “And then it turned out the main antagonist was this family’s missing child all along!”
>>584652124Based.
fave just went to the coffee shop with their boyfriend and had a comfy time, AFA (ask fave anything)
>>584653393what's it like to be happy, I wouldn't know
>>584653561make yourself know it then, try to find people to meet, be it online or irl.
>>584653352Asriel was dead and Undertale had no mystery ahout the flower monster that wasnt just "how is he able to remember our genocides"
The fan base is turning on chapter 5
>>584653689I don't know how to do that
>>584653816The unofficial forum already had this conversation.
>>584653863do you own any games on steam? i could play something with you perhaps
idc about twitter
>>584623507Regularly scheduled Minecrap server shill post/UTG/ MINECRAP (Minecraft) MODDED SERVER V2>IP: 162.245.187.66:25662>Mod list: https:files.catbox.moe/h00h1i.zip>Game version: 1.20.1>Forge version: 47.4.10 (https://files.minecraftforge.net/net/minecraftforge/forge/index_1.20.1.html)>Help Email: utgcraftmidnighthotline@gmail.comQ&A REMINDER!>PasswordYou will have to set up a password when you join the server, don't forget it! You'll have to put in chat with "/login". This is so cracked clients can be allowed to play on it.>Mod ErrorIf you have errors attempting to join make sure to move client-side mods you want to keep to another folder, then clear your mod folder and reinstall the pack before moving your client-side mods back in.>Finding Mod FolderIf you need to find your Minecraft modded folder, it should be inside AppData\Roaming\.minecraft, inside which you'll find a folder called "mods", if there is no folder called that, creating one should work the same.>Config FolderMove the streamsreflowing-client.toml (inside the zip) into your config folder and replace the preexisting file at the destinationThis needs to be done because the particles that the mod attempts to emit for waterfalls crash the gameThe server cannot automatically set your config so this HAS TO BE DONE MANUALLY!
>>584631092Cat dad is surprised how soccer culture in America has developed allowing niche or marginalized cultures to be very outspoken participants of it meanwhile in most traditional places around the world the fans are usually 90 IQ bone headed macho men using sports as an excuse for crime
>>584653816>worst part is that the people who should be offended are in fact not offended and this is a non issuehttps://nitter.netbub.com/JJBlackSmithe/status/2111045915159286182#m
>>584653998that's scary, meeting people is scary, but being alone sucks
>>584623905Is that the thing that had a meltdown over mispronouns or some shit?
>>584655059i am not sure if you are roleplaying right now since you are avoiding my question, but just know that i am available to game with you if you would so desire.
>>584655235im about to poo myself sorryyou know how it is
>>584655294big if true
Togore-tastic!
>>584655294omg me too
Ralsei finding out that humans once made dessert using powdered sugar, a boiled potato and peanut butter during times of severe economic hardship
>>584654587>>584653816nips suck Tobys anglo cock so he can get away with it. If Deltarune was chinese the 11s would riot.
>>584655253Lovable and innocent gremlinJust wants to feel what it is to learn
>>584631092ai slop
>>584630531ooh sexo
>>584655535
>>584656258Extremely huggable
Pregnant orange...
>>584649815this is so cute, I love her expression, I love the pose. this is nice
i wish i could draw...
>>584640281>>584641526Send the white board link, i have a booner :3
>>584656639omg me too
>>584656639please draw an orange with a baby bump
I have 9923 images saved of all the fun jackbox drawings and writing prompts.
>>584657127post all of them
fave genuinely hopes the bombs drop and everyone on earth dies out
>>584657283Do you need a hug?
Fave hopes their mind gets transferred to a virtual world ao they can play harem simulator with the delta teens
>>584657401more than you could ever know
>>584657032here you go champ (nta)
ch rewritten if it was official
>>584657874Life is beautiful
>>584657874navel orange...
slow thread
>>584659602sorry i dont know what to talk about...
Good morning. Fave should not have stayed up late. Fave is about to pass out but is required to be awake.
Berdly singing "Punk Rock Girl" by The Dead Milkmen to SusieSusie politely telling him she's not interested, but he doesn't have a bad singing voice
>>584659828>>584659909let's talk about coffee
>>584659909catti that's too much coffee..
>>584659983i should throw out my kcup machine for a real coffee maker at some pointtoo much plastic waste for no reason but my grandma gave it to me and i'd feel bad trashing her gift
spilling boiling hot coffee on Ralsei's face leaving him with third degree disfiguring burns and blind forcing him to get a frankensteinish face transplant
It's Friday then
>>584659983I don't drink coffee
>>584659983The coffee heat lines in that gif make it look like Ralsei has two weird little tentacles instead of the fangs and its kinda funny lookin
>>584660129keep it for days when you're too tired to make coffee properly
Ralsei watching the new episode of The Witch Upstairs that premieres today
>>584652320People on the spectrum prefer soft and cuddly creatures to humans.
>>584658726>Roaring Knight antlersKill all Dess Knighters
fave wishes they had a 20 meter mech suit so that they could stomp on the poorthe closest fave gets is religiously watching the colony get dropped on sydney over and over again...
>>584661006>roaring k***htracist
>>584661371Is this a Gundam Origins reference? A friend pushed me to watch it for the first time recently and we kept making jokes about Australia getting destroyed.
>>584661541Was Chara raped?
>>584661618chara was almost definitely sexually abused
You're giving out candy out right?
>>584661753Now that's scaryDisease-or-treat!
>>584661753yeah i am planning on giving something to susie tonight, if you catch my drift
>>584661753I left a bowl of candy outside my apartment for a few years but nobody ever took anything and i just ended up eating the whole bowl myself over the course of the next month and feel really sick from eating too much candy.
>>584661956Reading back what my sleep deprived ass wrote I meant I left out a bowl of Candy on HALLOWEEN a few years in a row, not left the bowl out for several yeas.
sex with uhhhhuhmmmsex with the uhhhhcoffee? we were talking about coffee or something?sex with the coffee maker? no that doesn't sound rightsex witttthhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhwell now i'm imagining a coffee maker mizzle and paper cuptainsmaybe sex with one or both of those or something
>>584662164sex with that thang
>tfw ill never be able to make a kris pumpkin
>>584662270why not, krumpkin?
>>584662246Gotes are sexSEX!!
>>584661618Hopefully
>>584662164You know it's somewhat odd that they make Mizzle this beacon of purity when a water cooler is literally public use. She should be slutty.
>>584662306asriels pussy....
>>584662304my parents cant know i like deltarune
>>584662306many people are saying this!!
>>584662385Why would they care?
>>584662385You're weak, I showed my mom my schizotheory document and she liked it and said it was convincing. Seriously, what are they gonna do? Make fun of you for carving a little face with hair onto a pumpkin? Can you only carve government-registered spooky faces onto pumpkins now? Is this not a free country?
>>584662385are you a childyoure a fuckin adult, why should you care about how they react to you liking a game?
why does deltarune take 1 year per chapter (6-8 hours long) when fromsoftware can shit out a new game every 2 years?
>>584662385I told my parents I was gay and a furry in the 2000s.It's not a big deal.
>>584662385those replies are all government agents don't reveal your power level to your parents!
hey guys!
>>584662928If I was your dad I'd be pretty grossed out and embarrassed at you
>>584662913unironically its because toby fox is both crippled and quite autistiche can barely use his wrists without being in Hellraiser levels of pain, has an entire faggot up his ass over the presentation of his creation, and still wants to be the producer of the game's soundtrack and coding
>>584635393rape
>>584662385skill issue i have physical fave art in several places in the house
>>584663039I was a pretty cool kid to balance out being a gay furry. It's not like being a Deltarune fan in 2026 which actually is gross and embarrassing.
>low tier skill issues IN THIS THREADgrim, just be honest and tell your parents what you wanna say, no need to be a pussy.
What if Toby was a horse and he was like hay guys
>>584663178asriel?
>>584663358n-nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NxMlG3M40k
>>584663178>It's not like being a Deltarune fan in 2026 which actually is gross and embarrassing.yeah being doomgroom would suck hard
>>584663034Good morning anon.
>>584663349jej
every time i think im done seething with anger at how bad ch5 is, i remind myself of that chapter and seethe even moresaid fave
>>584661371エゴだよそれは…!
>>584663717This but Chapter 1-5
>>584663178It's impossible to be gay and cool. It just doesn't work. At least for males, that is. Lesbians can be cool, but gay males just don't work, no other man wants to be like a gay man.
>>584662385i send my mom deltarune related stickers while talking to her on telegram
>>584663580I'm getting some weird amounts of seethe off this post. Do you have an okay relationship with your parents anon? You wanna talk about it? Did your dad see your deltarune keychain and disown you?
>>584663717Is anger the only place you have left to go? When the anger passes are you left with only pain and sadness? Is that why you cling to fury?
>>584663813>Lesbians can be coolname one
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>>584663813Counterpoint, Flowery exists and is gay as fuck.
deltarune really should've been a grittier game man toby's humor is not that good
At least Krautsie is finally deadAnd he cried, anonHe cried
>>584663717Raped™ by Chapter 5 award
>>584663927Flowery is a beautiful anime man who believes in pure platonic selfless love for Asgore.
>3985:(
>>584663957I don't think he has the chops for gore, horror, and realistic depictions of mental illness and depression. Every time he tries it comes off as lame outdated creepypasta jump scares (Chara Undertale) or actually comical and unintentionally funny like with 5b Noelle.
>>584663985No one will shed a tear for him.
>>584663882Undyne the Undying and WR NoelleI only named fictional characters because women aren't real btw
>>584664202I miss him.
Where’s Tasquechad
Kraut will return as a shadowcrystal boss in chapter 6.
>>584663813Counterpoint
i can fill in for krauti just need to learn more german and forget more english
>>584664343Probably being fat and ugly somewhere not here fortunately for us.
>>584664416Ralsei is the least cool person in the entirety of the UTDR verseI'd rather look up to Milk Looker than Ralsei
>>584664538i'd rather look up ralsei's robes
*waddles away with a belly full of kraut*
>>584663813>It's impossible to be gay and cool.>At least for males, that is. anon... gay men are actually stereotyped as being charismatic and enjoyable to talk to, and in reality this holds true because they need to learn how to be very "palatable" and fun to balance out being gay gay dudes also tend to run or support so many aspects of pop culture, most fashion designers are gay dudes, many fans of pop divas are gay dudes, many jokes go viral because of gay men...
>>584664641maybe 50 years ago they didi've never needed to learn to be palatable or fun
>>584664641Not to mention bisexuals get all their powers from being half gay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na8xgu-KLAk
>>584664718well you, likely autistic male in a deltarune thread on 4chan, are not the baseline. homophobia isn't as intense as it used to be but being gay is still hard for many
>>584664641You're exposing how gay men have sterotypical virtues that appeal to a feminine basis. Being chatty and stylish and diva sounds awesome for women and other gays, no straight cisgender man things that's cool, they look at gay men and thing "wow that's surely gay" and want nothing to do with it, because the basic male social experience is being so terrified of appearing gay men oppress each other so nobody falls out of line
you want headpats? uwu
>>584664961>no straight cisgender man things that's cool>cisgender >sterotypical virtues that appeal to a feminine basisyou are very retarded and probably don't have a job or go outside a lot
>>584640715I'm glad someone listened :D
What do you think the dark world here would’ve been like? What’s tenna’s relationship with it? I’m not sure that this place is totally uninhabitabed like what shuttah implied given that it was said to be that way “during the days of black and white” nor do I think that any of them are the darkners that tenna banished because how would that even work? Whatever that untamed wilderness was can’t be the kitchen.
>>584665023I want to give Ralsei headpats!
>>584665226>you may only headpat one of themwhat do
>>584664870i've experienced not an ounce of homophobia irli mention having a bf when relevant in conversation and it elicits no special response, if anyone's ever had anything bad to say about it they never say it to memaybe in some eastern europe shithole they would, but otherwise truly no one cares
>>584665304Dickpat the others
>>584665384>i've experienced not an ounce of homophobia irlwell there you go! again, you are not the baseline nor a typical experience. you are very lucky
>>584663813>It's impossible to be gay and cool.
>>584654236i don't think that old modpack link works with the new server
>>584665485where do you live where that sort of thing is still common
>>584664538But look how hip and/or hop he is
>>584664591i would also like to this
If the Undertober anon sees this, thank you for doing my request! Always nice to see some more cool crossover art
Having gay dudes as friends is kinda fun cause I can be the literal, and figurative, straight man to whatever nonsense they talk about. Sometimes yelling "QUEER!" is a funny punchline. One of the funnier bits is to get them to explain why they like some gay character like Ralsei and then follow up with "So you're not actually gay cause all the things you just described are feminine traits."
>>584666896Ralsei's feminine penis
fave threatens to take their gay friend to conversion therapy
Fave accidentally stuck themself with a used needle at work yesterday and now they have to get a bunch of tests to make sure they didn't catch something and the anxiety is intense.
>>584666896Anon thinks that sounds like underlying friendly homophobia "it's okay because you're my friend even though I'll always look down on intrinsic aspects of your being" but okay
>>584664141>actually comical and unintentionally funny like with 5b Noellewhat was funny about that
>>584667364Every friend group needs a Cartman
>>584667502>replying to Doomdoom
>>584667704I'm mostly projecting, but I get annoyed that I also have one in my friend group who loves outspokenly claiming to be the one straight leader man, who happens to be great at everything surrounded by queers who are totally not lesser people than he is
>>584667364you're allowed to poke fun at things about your friendsif it makes them genuinely upset, its their responsibility to tell you/clarify that fact, and your responsibility to respect that if they do push back on itthat back-and-forth is actually something that builds trust and understanding between friends, finding out what is and isnt okay to joke around about, its quite healthy really
>>584667998Woah anon, you sure are jealous that people like responding to my posts. Since I get (You)s constantly all the time I suppose I can spare your post a single one.
>>584667364Call it whatever you want gay boy I've been friends with this group for 6 years now and we don't let whatever culture war bullshit get between us. They know how I feel, I know how they feel and we're all still good friends and would die for one another. There's no looking down on your peers. It's looking across at someone different and making fun WITH them while they do the same with you. It's a measure of respect. I don't handle them like a fragile thing that can't handle being made fun of, and they appreciate that because it's normalizing and do the same right back at me.
>>584668178Sounds like somebody needs Tasque correction
>>584668037Kek, that seems like something very heavily dependent on tone and context, because that really could be either actually funny or pretty annoying
>>584668254Tasquerection
>>584668254I mean he's still a fun punching bag but he runs away and flees instantly now. Used to be able to corner him for hours at a time.
>>584668427lol retard
>>584668178>>584668254>>584668427>>584668474>the family is fighting again
Why did he stop avatarfagging for a couple of months
>>584668721I bet jannies raped him.
Boku da yo!
>>584668712Numbers I'm just bantering with the obsessed losers, they aren't family. They get really uppity when they get ignored and I like to oblige their desperate need for attention.
FAVE ISNT REALI MADE THEM UP FOR SOCIAL MEDIA
>>584668983spamton be like
Why did Toby make a game full of anime stuff for an audience that hates anime?
>>584666896why are you pretending that you talk to gay men
>>584669261Deltarune actually made me wanna watch some anime to see if I can find some more stories with a similar tone.
>>584668974idk about you, but my strategy when it comes to obsessed losers is to make attempts to convert them and give them chances in the form of friendly positive comment outreach, basically i treat baa ppl like my friends to give them a window of opportunity to become a actual fren and an eventual part of family, this strategy has worked for me on several occasions, today i am happy because everyone loves me <3
i feel like if you can only appreciate stuff like hourglass shapes, thick thighs, wide hips, cute faces, etc. feminine things if you're told they belong to a dude that's gay
They won’t make it to Chapter 7.
>>584669485Here's an anime about fighting the end of the world with the power of friendship (the end of the world has already won)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TDBj0fEnx4
>>584669483im talking to you ain't i?
>>584669856Sounds intriguing, I'll keep this one in mind, thanks
Chappy 6 when?
>>584669634<3
>>584669261Toby made a game full of anime stuff for himself. And for me. Because he is my personal friend.
>>584669634Being nice to mean and dumb people requires more power than I usually have, you're better than I am and I completely lack patience.I'm especially weak to bait, I just can't help but take a bite or throw a little of my own out for everyone to nibble on.
>>584669261He's making the game for himself, and if bandwagoning Twitterzoomers give him $25 to complain about it he won't lose sleep over that
>>584670296Love me some werewolf media. Wish there were more games with that sorta stuff but most of the time if someone is into werewolf stuff they just go full anthro anyway.
>>584670961i understand you completely, i've gotten told on many a occasion that i have the patience of an angel, and i understand too that not everyone can have the same patience as i.also i don't think you should see yourself as any weak person for taking baits, i take bait sometimes too, and i think the atmosphere of baiting and taking baits online is a normal thing generally speaking. it's okay to be emotional and to be blunt sometimes, but i repeat that the long term conversational strategy that involves patience and kindness that i employ has been of great help to me and the people around me, and i wished the majority of people took that strategy to heart as well.but honestly, just bee yourself, and try to be as golden as you can make yourself, in the way that you feel is best. <3
Reminder that me and others will spam this thread with ntr cuckold shit if we get more Suselle slop and Kris acting like a cuck haha
temshit
>>584646581Happy Birthday!!
Would you tell Ralsei to relax, don't do it, when you want to go to it?
>>584671950oh nooo don't do that fahaha
>>584671654Ultimately I'm an angry person who wants to be a chill and unbothered person but my zen, karma, and feng shui are all kinds of out of whack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s52G6I9cWSw
>>584672706tf notch addin to minecraft now?
>>584672743or in other words....you would say you're an...Angry Joe.....???
>>584673014
Fave's balls feel like they are being pulled this feels quite quite bad...
someone make an edited image of these in reply to these>>584671654 in a greek philosopher speech bubble>>584671950 and >>584671974 in a counter argumenting greek philospopher speech bubblerequesting kindly, thank you in advance too.
>>584673274You’ve got ghosts in your house tugging your ballsies
>>584673274does it feel like testicular torsion
Ralsei casts heal balls.
I wish ghosts would torture my balls...
I wish I could suckle on Flowery’s balls…
Maddie's ghost dong between your balls....
Hey there, little balls!
>>584672743You are angry person BECAUSE you respond to bait. You conditioned yourself that taking the bait and getting angry is a normal response. Your brain catches on to the pattern and uses previous experience for future reference which means you are digging a deeper hole for yourself every time you repeat that behaviour.
I wish I could step on Tenna's balls…
>>584673852how hard would you slap them
kris' small nonfunctional intersex balls
>>584673895well I'm not into ball slapping so I'm not sure desu
https://x.com/puppyboytoy2/status/2110345398120587636
The empty space where Noelle's ball were after her orchiectomy
>>584673837Actually I'm an angry person because I've worked in various kitchens and bars mostly. The hollywood dramatizations of cooks throwing knives and shouting and completely flipping out over raw food or dipshits being unsafe is all very true and real, this is just recreational anger when I'm not being professionally angry.
>>584673978Shit I read it wrong. How hard would you step on Tenna's balls?
>>584673938What about them
oh my god guys
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY>TENNA DESS BALLSVERSUS>A TENNER OF DEEZ NUTZBEGIN!
>>584674218however enough to get me off, not to the point of injury though
>>584674268i'm not schitzo enough, what's the connection?
HEY. YOU. FAGGOT! *starts beating you up*
ouch, that hurts!
>>584674550Why do you want to step on his balls? Do you like CBT? Do you want to see him writhe in pain?
>>584674718>>584674718>>584674718Hop on
>>584674123There you go blaming something else again. Everyone has problems. I don't see anyone else here flipping out like you do and I doubt most people have it easier than you.
>>584674568two children: kris and noelleking and queen: terms from the festival, could refer to toriel/asgore or rudy/carolthe humans: us the player, causing the weird route to happen
This 8' goat monster walks up to your dainty twink bf in the club and slaps his ass. What do you do?
>>584674710sorry I'm in a coffee shop doing some work and I don't want to get all horny over here
>>584674950Okay that's fair enough. I hope you have a nice day, anon.
>>584675048thank you, you too!
