Witch & Wizard Edition>NewsScream Fortress is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=285134Bug fixes: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=286827>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)Party /v/an: tf2.madhammer.club>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>584092996
i'm the casters quarterly witch
>>584701179hello can I have intercourse with you
>>584701241how big is your wand
>>584701064bed-breaking sex with the caster's quarterly witch
>>5847013346 inches and some change
3 NIGASON CART
>>584701241you'll have to wait until I finish having intercourse with her
EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>584701767that's okay
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...update when?
We just got one silly#ZombieInfectionIsFIXED
>>584701939it's barely been 2 weeks since the last one
>>584700986mountain lab is still the only stamp I've bought
>>584702083all the maps suckedmvm when?
>>584701939>>584702292baby making sex
>>584702292medi-evil is cool
>>584701064this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>584702954this stale copypasta doesn't even apply 80% of the time
>>584701939>>584702292plapping
>>584702954>>584703068both those characters are from the game he's just being retarded at this point
>>584703068>>584703449how new are you? he's been posting that for ages now in the format of calling a tf2 image off topic, and any image that contains anime on topic.unless you're also part of the bait, in which case i guess i bit
>>584701939sorry we don't do updates anymore
>>584703740i'm just sick of seeing the same fucking posts every fucking thread in general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>584704131welcome to 4chan
>>584703740>in the format of calling a tf2 image off topic, and any image that contains anime on topic.That's the opposite of how it works, now who's the newfag?His shtick is calling any TF2 related image a 0/10 bad OP because it's on topic, and anything with a fan character / anime as 10/10 good OP because it's off topic. The issue is he started posting the "off topic" one for any female character at all regardless of if they're in the game (Administrator, Miss Pauling, etc) and we have ALWAYS told him that's retarded since he started it. It being old at this point doesn't change that it's still retarded
>>584704104They just did one tonight.
>>584703068try 100% of the time
>>584708304The ULTIMATE being...
>>584708304looks more olivia than hex but would still have baby making sex with
>>584708304fuck... I wasn't expecting getting a drawing out of that....
>>584708602nice
>>584708602>more teenliviaholy based
>>584708304>eye bags
>>584708304more like sex with hexlivia
>>584708304>>584708602procreation w/ hex, olivia and kayoko
>>584710503
>>584708304>>584708602I wasn't planning on fapping tonight, but...
>play Soldier with Gunboats>die to random shit>see enemy team built a Sentry while waiting for respawn>swap to shotgun for next life>so I can spare rockets when Uber deployed, win-win>enemy Sentry was a little behind the enemy lines>die before even reaching Sentry because I suck at rocket jumping>sigh swap back to gunboats>now Pyro fights are intimidating and I stuck reloading behind cover more oftenHow the fuck people just pub stomp with this shit? It is a relief that you have mobility but it's tedious to reload RL.
>>584711953just fly between healthpacks, ammo, and fights.your literal only concern is pyros that know how to airblast or taking fights that require too many of your rockets unless you have a medic up your assyou can pubstomp using a single weapon as every class, and reload management is important on all of them that need to.
how do i buy a 4chan pass with crypto and is the tf2 event today>>584708304is there a gallery of these i don't wanna have to read 2 years of the archive to find them
>>584714160https://vidya.pics/post/list/artist%3Aesao303/1
>>584714359thanks so much, is this EVERYTHING or is there stuff missing?
>>584714160hot haha
>>584714558that's me
>>584714718baby making sex with you
>>584714437I think this is everything that has been posted but someone has to upload them so there theoretically could be something missingbut this is the most complete archive currently
>>584669659Either way, if community servers with fully functioning revert plugin that anyone could use don't fare well, I don't see how a SDK mod as a separate installation would.Not without big name Youtubers that function as advertisers. They have managed to get complete horseshit like TF2: Gold Rush decently populated at the start.
>>584714951ty>>584715046ty
>>584715143hot haha
>>584715143
>>584715258me squatting
>>584715329baby making sex with you
>>584715423um i can't do that
>>584714160Post is here: >>584702174
>>584715143fuarking based
>>584700986>lister makes a bunch of videos showing the flaws with casual and how easy it is to fix them>the one video Eric decides to listen to and fix mere days after it released is about...the game not tracking time played on maps for mapstampsThey're never gonna fix casual, are they?
>>584716163ty
>>584715143god i wish that were me (the girl on a leash)
>>584717140that's boring
>>584717229i don't want to be a futa that's too much responsibility
holy s*x
>>584702174you would be wise to join the halloween event server
>>584717829alright you conviced me
when did lister become a gay little pyro twink
>>584711953one rocket jump costs minimum 15 hp and 1 rocket. More hp if you're taking fall damageYou pencil in the air and taking crater damage, you're down from 200 to 150, barely above a scout. Do that again and you're down to 100Minimize taking fall damage, play around health packs, keep one rocket loaded to be able to jump out, take favorable fights (where you have high ground, a corner to play with, easy splash)
Insider told me the MvM update has been cancelledThere will be no public announcement
did they move the position of the demo shields in the viewmodelI don't remember them being so big
>>584295656need to give her my unusuals
>>584718685they've always been big
>>584719041maybe it's just been a while
I want to be her
>>584701064Whatever happened to the vampire chick people were claiming was gonna get added to Halloween
>>584719136get in line pal
>>584719136I want to impregnate her and fill her with crazy pyro babies
>>584719221I'm gonna buy a breastplate on amazon any recs?
>>584719412
>>584720270shut up
>>584719412>any recs?yeahstop jacking off, mandon't let porn addiction overtake and ruin your life
>>584714160>unironically giving janny money
>>584717792
>>584720367a little late for that
>>584720367>>584720436>>584720448baby making sex and paizuri
>>584720436>>584720448god this thread has good porn thank you>>unironically giving janny moneyya i wanna use a vpn this site is the only thing i have to disable it for
>>584720436more
>>584719412ask around on /pfg/ oh wait it's dead right now look at the archives of it
>>584720803I go there sometimes but yeah it's deady
>>584720946cute I mean... uhh
>>584721375if you posted >>584720436 give me tag
Did Zesty win yet?
>>584721413I didn't sorry...
>>584721602sauce
>>584721652darn...
>>584721602>>584721915holy based hero baby making sex with mewmew (I'm on the bottom)
>>584721915buh
>>584719412grosshonestly I'm just gonna take hormones and hope I get big tits from that
>>584721915Dude I was gonna give him the name of the artist right now
>>584722042i am already but idk if i want big tits 24/7
>>584722126too slow
>>584722126>>584722241who is the pink char
>>584722042you won't, unlike the propaganda you've been fed it's not magic and you'll have saggy moobs at best
>>584722332MewmewMad MewmewPinkUndertale/Deltarune interchanges between them.
>>584722436ty
>>584714160racist malfoid my beloveddidn't read your post
>>584722408I've already got gyno so my odds are actually pretty good
>>584719205???
>>584723019pics
>>584723348Found it
>>584723392no I don't wanna
>>584722904good
>>584723467okay butt
>>584723461never heard of or seen this in my life>>584723019the only odds you have are of 41%ingturn your life around, it's not too late
>>584723667i wish anon would say that to me
>>584723558I am not a tramp
gay niggas posting
>>584715143genuinely what is wrong with futafagsall they do is add a comically sized baseball bat cock and saggy old man balls to a perfectly attractive female character design and ruin it, like a toddler spilling paint on the mona lisa
>>584724109they look hot on a girl
>>584724109shut up you aren't as well read as you think you are
>>584724109they want to be gay but their cope won't let them
>>584702174basedthanks for hosting
can someone give me the loadout website i want to make a hot fempyro
>>584724109it's not that offensive to me unless it's comically sized, for shit like that i think the purpose is to be ugly and foul, a subversion instead of an alternative
tf2?
>>584724109>baseball bat cockmine looks like that so this is a great compliment
>>584724612read the op
>installed to do the event>forgot i even had an unusalcool
>>584724612Check our OP dumbassalso I don't think you can use custom models in loadout you have to use tfmv for that
>>584724192no>>584724231i don't need to be, i just need to be better than you>>584724308agreed>>584724790it's always comically sized because girls don't have penises>>584724971doubt
>>584724109>hyper shitjust filter betterfuta is based
>>584724982>>584725225why are you so mean
>>584725349because you like being abused
>>584725406not like that
There is no dumb questions thread on /v/ so I'm going to ask here. A few days ago TF2 shot to the top of the sales chart on Steam, why did this happen?
i can be trusted around your pocket
>>584725743cutewould bend her over during victory time and (gently) rape her
>>584725885i can be trusted around your
>>584725957would bend her over during setup time and also (gently) rape her
Tip toein taunt has been traded.
>>584726363that's me
>>584726374thank youhttps://files.catbox.moe/kg6ny5.webm
>>584726473hacker
>>584726414same applies to you then
>>584724109how am I supposed to stick my manly wiener inside of hers if hers is smaller
>>584726568firefox has been hating catbox.moe lately try a different browser
>>584725743>>584725957you mean around f2ps you freak
>>584727094F2P /ss/ with mommy fempyro
Another good day of cheating in an abandoned dying game. Everyone cheats in this game. Why don't you? There is no punishment for cheating.
>>584727382umm you can't say that
>>584727382hawt
>>584727642I just did
>>584727753well don't say it again
>>584728513what's wrong with F2P /ss/ with mommy fempyro
>>584728639stop that
>>584725343it is notyuri is basedfuta is tranny cringe and the denial that it isn't is pure copium
>>584729864>yuriboring and cringe>futa is tranny cringe and the denial that it isn't is pure copiumfuta has been a thing way before the word tranny was even spammed on this site
>>584727879Pedocoded image.
>>584730350I know right? I'm so glad someone said it, god.
sigh retard is back, abandon thread until it gets bored
excuse me based retard, why did TF2 spike in the top sellers list a few days ago?
>>584730205useless
>>584725723you should ask this retard >>584731032
>>584731741that is also me, but all you retards don't seem to know either
>>584725723>>584731741someone sold their olivistralium stocks
>>584727879this but it's my painis instead of the thermometer
---the joke-->|||||>>584733138
holy shit this place is dead
>>584737781Why is /tf2g/ always so dead?
>>584737871never enough plapcakes to go around
>>584737871idk i only just reinstalled today for the event and havent been here for like 2 years
>>584737945what about flatcakes?
>>584738938they're very plappable
>>584738020this isnt for tf2 discussion anymore its for the same half a dozen people to share porn and talk about ecelebs while every once and a while someone who doesn't obsessively use this general every day comes along to make a tf2 post which goes ignored
>>>/y/3091658
>>584738938noadd some meat to that or fuck off
>>584747789Should look a bit older, just looks like child Oppailivia and you could maybe lean more into teenliviaDo a mix of purple and green like >>584092519 instead of all green, the colors are actually complimentary and removing Hex's signature purple makes it just look like Olivia
Sometimes you have to wonder what the hell Valve were thinking with some of the weapon designs. Like the eviction notice, even it's pre nerf version I don't know how anyone could look at a pair of spiked brass knuckles and think you somehow do *less* damage than your regular fists.
Why do compfags do this thing where they join a match, run in and die once, then either disconnect or AFK in spawn (and maybe requeue)? I see them doing this in balanced matches that aren't near the end and have seen different people doing it numerous times.
>>584752052feet
a fucking janny taunt!https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3321849667
>>584755837I mean... I get that the idea is that he's "disguised" but it is ultimately just another RP tauntand unlike the coffin one or Box Trot, it doesn't even work for hiding
>>584755837Ah yes, the taunt made specifically for Galleria (E)RP.Wonderful.
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the headless horseless horseman's headtaker. Deny pyro's their gargoyles. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
What if the volcano fragment made you take fire and bleed damage and marked you for death for 5 seconds? If a pyro gets close to you you should be dead anyways so might as well.
>>584752052This is what the Jews don't want me to have.
>>584755837Kylul you son of a bitch. You did it again
Is there any particular reason that 2Fort servers seem more common than Dustbowl servers?
>>584758495it will always make me laugh how mad plebbitors get from being killed in the nucleus and turbine christmas reskinsone more month till I can cause some more ass pain with phlog pyro
My gf broke up with meI'm so fuckin depressed and tf2 doesn't help
is mvm worth playing at all? will i be raped for not knowing super meta strats?
>>584767241Boot camp?yes, but only with friendsMann up?no
>>584767198If this isn't a shitpost, that sucks man. I don't really have anything to say but that you'll probably feel even worse than you already do for a while, but it gets better eventually. Just keep anesthetizing yourself with Badwater or something while you wait for your brain to finish punishing you with "you fucked up partnering off to breed and now your genes are mad" hormones
>>584771362thank youshe was my first gf tooi hope everyone in tf2g finds love or is happy with their love
>>584767198>playing any half-assed competitive FPS when you are sadAlways a bad idea. You need some wits and humor to face a challenge which becomes extinct the moment you deplete your serotonin.
Would I be retarded to trade my knifestorm festivizer for 1k keys? How do I turn keys into money? How much money could I turn 1k keys into?
>>584778524Now's as good a time to cash out as anyDunno the rest
>>584778524just sell it for money on a 3rd party marketplace
>>584778524no, cashing out is smart but unfortunately i don't know where you can safely make such transactions outside steamgood luck
>>584778734>>584778839Alright thanks>>584778782Where though?
>>584755837No thanks/Not interested
>>584779124marketplace tf, mannco store, skinport
bonesaw fucking sucks to play at the end man
Speaking of "bonesaw", what happened to ArraySeven?
>>584789314Zesty raped and gaped him
>>584791196damnzesty has no mercy
Is there a way to get the green background screen out as an HD wallpaper?
>>584793908
Spineyard shouldn't even be a Halloween map. It's just set at night and has pumpkins slapped on top.
>>584793649I'm sure it's in the files somewhere
>>584758495>>584779252baby making sex with cream and malfoid
>>584793908yeah i'm thinking plap.
>>584793908holy fucking paizuri and intramammary ejaculation
>>584793908Good taste.
>>584793908idk who this character is but I want to try and fit one of her entire tiddies in my mouth and then breed her repeatedly
they should've just added prophunt
>>584795538they should've just added plaphunt
>>584793649No, such wizardry is impossible. Even if you could get the image it'd be a 1024x1024 image, you'd have to scale it to something crazy like 1922x1207 to get it to line up exactly, and the crop it to a standard screen size. Be reasonable man.
>>584795538baby making sex with hilda
>>584796639many are saying this
>>584796706plapping that wobblewagon
>>584795538>>584796706plappers
>>584789314uhhh quit and moved on with his life I think! not joining his shitcord to find details but who would genuinely want to stick around publicly in tf2 anymore community is garbage and no updates
>>584796706repeatedly >>584797832paizuri and baby making
>>584761817Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros that are scared by the Headless Horseless Horsemann. Have sex with gargoyle pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>584798952this but also shupos yordles olivias mimis meowscaradas and bunnies
>>584795879That's exactly what I need, thanks bro
>>584795538>>584720436hgnhhh more please
>>584802028hngfh
>>584801635not here
>>584802641where...
your soul gargoyle IS merasmus' own, right anon?
>>584802684I don't know, take me someplace
>>584803129did you post those huge fucking fenneko tits
>>584803256_no
>>584803574it's fine you can post way more on disc
>>584802804As of some random map I was doing for a contract on the 8th I think, yeah. Got Hale's Own and the rank before it this year. I was there the year it came out but missed a few in between. I feel sort of empty, to be honest.Filled out my collection a bit more from pumpkins and transmutes.Might actually try playing with loadouts for each class this year.Feel a little weird playing on maps now and not needing to grind to top score because the ultra sweats I was up against also finished and stopped playing mostly, back to their normal maps. After so many Scream Fortresses I'm hardwired to strafe into crumpkins even with no enemies around, but I'm just taking 3 souls from the nearest teammate still doing contracts. I want to offer to party up with newer players but I don't think they know howAnd the cool ones don't talk usually because of all the redditor trans diaperfurs with pronouns and hearts in name. MediEvil is cool. I'm not sure I care much about the other new maps though they're alright I guess. I feel odd.
sinthetic is always one of the last contracts I get done, seems like no one wants to play on that map
>>584806675is that the one with the toaster robot
>>584810269yeah
>>584811000yeah no wonder nobody plays on it, I remember that map being ass
Trainsawlaser is... le fun! Which is why no one plays it outside of contracts :)
>>584802028>deleted lelreally working overtime
>>584813310>unusual of the tf2 logo positioned like a blue archive halobrilliant.. workshoppers get to it!!
>>584802028he's also fucking it up for drawanon on and on the /drawthread/ he literally has that much of a hate boner
>>584813310he is such a pathetic coward
>>584813310>>584813976>>584814458someone should irc the mods and tell them what's going on
>>584814604unfortunately they'd consider that "reporting in the IRC" and ban youunless you're appealing a ban you can't get help in there anymore
>>584815202I don't think it'd count as "reporting in the IRC" if you asked why those particular posts got nuked, since none of them were breaking any rules, and if you let them know that someone was abusing the system
Pauling's Nylon Feet should be a cosmetic
>>584815676if you want to try it then go for it, I asked one recently why some posts got deleted if they weren't breaking any rules and he was just like "I'm not getting into the minutae of why each post was deleted"
>>584816490oh, that's extremely disappointingi guess people say mods = fags for a reason
How do we approach the Sniper Question
>>584816935sniper is the most "meet the potential man!" of tf2 discourse>dude he will onetap your whole team, throw piss everywhere, razorback stun your spies, have a level 3, heavy, vacc med to defend him!in the actual game except a few ridiculous sightlines you don't really have issues with him
>>584820237But what if we're up against Huntsman Sniper
>wanted to learn the Killer Solo riffs>find out they're clipped from the Expiration Date montage music>that track is in the official sheet music>everything but the solos were transcribed in the sheet music
>>584794072>Make map>Copy and paste the layout and just redo the artpass with halloween assets>ProfitMost mappers do this now because it increases the chances that at least one of their maps gets added. If they're really lucky they get both version added and double the profitsHell, make a snowy version as well for good measure
>>584794072the annoying thing is its actually a decent payload map, but because its in for halloween, we wont get it in for year round. i would happily replace venice with spineyard
>>584821553and if your regular version isn't getting in, make a summer version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dYetxViIoACompbros...what is wrong with you?!
>>584821552Time to train your ability to play by ear, boy.
>>584820237you say "a few ridiculous sight-lines" but they're on almost every mapthe issue is also not that he'll singlehandedly wipe out your team, but that he's so annoyingly strong in all the ways mentioned and he's never fun to fight
>>584820237half the maps have ridiculous sightlines>>584820536crouch
>>584825360better to jump, crouching has a delay before you actually crouch
>>584822058>Not even changing the MAD MANOR haunted house signKekaroo, absolute state of worksloppers
>>584825652It's supposed to be a dark ride park, retard
>>584821552This is unironically a good use case for AI.
>>584820237Sniper is just annoying, not really OP >either turbo focus the long range 1 shotting glass cannon or gamble your head everytime you're trying to have fun interacting with the other real classes on the enemy team
>>584825573source?
>>584822058That doesn't even apply since Laughter was already init was just making a Summer version for the hell of it
>>584822375watching this rn
>>584826483It's the Engine.
>>584825872Automatic transcribing software has existed for some time already. Would be labeled "AI" by todays standards, but they are dedicated tools, not general all-purpose machine learning tools.
I fucking wish I could remember that one episode of Ed Edd n' Eddy where the Eds kept reskinning one of their scams by plastering bullshit over stupid bullshit again and again because that's the perfect metaphor of what TF2 reskin maps are.
>>584827136Once Bitten, Twice Ed?
>>584827136
>>584827658>>584827753Yes, that's exactly fucking it.Jesus I hate those reskinning hacks so much.
>>584822375i'm so happy i've never touched compnever will
>>584828230>he doesn't want lazy seasonal reskins of already existing mapsyou just hate the gameyou just want the game to dieyou hate funi want more toysI WANT MORE TOYS
>>584829401if they're going to be adding tons of maps every update anyway might as well make them reskins of maps people already know/like instead of some new nightmare maps
>>584829401parking my penis in her
>>584701064I'M A SUCKER FOR THE WITCH
>>584830109Me too
>>584826483I forget where I saw it, it was probably a wget video or a scarybroccoli heavy video or something, but basically how it works is that your character's hitbox doesn't start crouching until your camera in first person reaches the end of its crouching movement
VIPES FINALLY OUTED AS A PEDO GROOMERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dYetxViIoAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dYetxViIoAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dYetxViIoA
I don't even have to click that shit to know he's not even in that video, metabolic
>>584835462he's not, that shit's spam
>>584835462>>584835584Who cares what you think, he got phone booked on the Sharty. Heβs finally getting whatβs coming to him
You said that about kiwifarms and that wasn't true either
>>584836543Isn't Kiwifarms the place where the owner constantly loses his mind every week?
>>584836861I don't think anybody over there is in their right mind desu
>>584835584Not the anon but I watched the video. His name actually comes up at 5:35 >Vipes - Breaking RGLβs player conduct stance through repeated improper interactions with others, including minors in sexually suggestive ways
>>584837142That says "Viper" you baiting tard2/10 made me click on the video
In terms of team composition what do you think is the optimal ratio of sweats, casuals and goobers to have on both sides to make the match an enjoyable one?
>>5848383732 sweats7 casuals 3 goobers.
>>5848383733:1 casuals to goobersgenocide all sweats, they genuinely do not contribute anything to the game and only exist to powerscale wank themselves with other sweats
>>584838574this but never allow the sweats to play medic
>>584838741What would a sweat Medic do? Farm points with quick fix or some shit?
>>584839404pocket the other sweat and make the game unplayable
Donβt let this distract you from the fact that Vipes attempted to commit patricide, and yet is his fatherβs sole caretaker. This feels like a ChrisChan/Barbs situation all over again.
ericeric you forgot to fix the flamethrower bugseric please
>>584840969is featurepink cookie
>>584840969Pyrotroons don't like it when bugs get fixed, remember?
>>584846137please be nice
Have yet to see a pyro use that jetpack bug that totally needed to be reverted in an actual game btw
>>584838373baby making sex and paizuri with each and every hex maniac
>>584848181even this one?
>>584847901For every pyro that actually makes good use of that bug, there are probably 10 medics who got 1shot by the direct hit and have no idea why.
>>584848342no that's a boy and can't have babies nor be paizuri'd
>>584848342god i wish that were me
>>584848587A boy can still naizuri though.
I like Scout but I don't really like any Scout primary except for stock
>>584849995but that's not what I said now is it
>>584822375Oh the irony.
What does Valve doe these days anyway
>>584853703make money
>>584853703sit around jacking off to fempyro and eating cookieslike me
>>584854529>>584854271I see Gaben hasn't changed a bit
>there's another castaway splinterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSVzZdh6wh0kekseems like the server has reverts on it
Sigh
>>584858441im calling a votekick on these fags
>>584835229>>584858284unwatchable
>>584858884fuuuuuuuuuuuuuarkif i had a gf who looks like this...
>>584858884I'm calling a paizuri on those tits
>>584859230Do the needful for advertising particularly on that first one
>>58485128615 people actually read this
>>58486597325, actually and an upvote doesn't necessarily mean they read all of it
>>5848674746
>>584851286bro said the under 18s idolize him
>>584858284>another server for retarded soiteens to semi-ironically larp as white nationalists while pretending its the new big thingthese things are so cringe man
>>584858284>>584880327>server gets split from drama>OG server suddenly becomes 50 times more enjoyable as the drama llamas leavesmany such cases (I don't play on castaway (because it's seems more american centered) but hope they live on)
>>584880994OG casta is still the same sharty infested pedo shithole though, no matter how many splinter servers pop up
>>584847901you wouldn't be able to tell by looking at them whether they were doing it or not
9 more contracts left...
Do modern maps have too many health and ammo kits? Or at least ammo kits?
Ran into a guy with the Xx_ _xX username things while playing on Sydney servers. Felt like running into an endangered species.
>>584887949Same feeling when you see a [o.W.n] or G.E.W.P username in the wild
>>584794072Frankly if we never got another seasonal update ever again it'd probably be for the best.You could name the maps from the past 5 years that's actually been a meaningful addition to the game on one hand that's been in a fireworks accident.What we get these days is just some slop pumped out by third worlders that gets forgotten about in like two weeks. We jumped the shark with VSH and nothing really matters anymore, all we get is another tumour taking up space on our drives and another blur of a year where nothing actually happens for the game.Not even the jewtubers can use the maps to make content anymore.
Why is Heavy so obsessed with babies?
We didn't care at all aboutWho got first or whoGot here last or wasBest or worseTotal freedomWe had total freedom
>>584888681I saw tons of oWns in my day, but not GEWPs, what're those?
>>584897860Gibus Engineer Wildlife ProtectionSome trend SIN started years ago about defending clueless Gibus Engineers
>>584898750oh, that was after my time thenwhen I was still playing often, people were all about protecting shpees
>>584888681Can't forget about those Ham Mafia guys, or whatever the fuck it was they called themselves. Fucking lame cunts, all of 'em
what a shame we never got more TFC weapons
>>584880994holy baby making sex and paizuris
>>584905792Such as?
>>584908628Assault Cannon for Heavy and Spanner for Engi would have been great even just as reskins. GldSrc shit translated to TF2's style has always been a treat.
>>584909719Maybe could have been neat as reskins
>300 merasmissions complete>100 halloween transmutes done>0 chicken kievs
>>584905792There are obvious candidates that didn't get a TF2 equivalent such as the Nailguns, Tranquilizer, Railgun, Incendiary Cannon, and of course the grenades themselves even if only their effects were translated into the different game environment rather than as a throwable like the jarate/milk are. Reskins are lame they should've been a feature port from one game to another where realistic (ex: they removed legshots from the classic)
>>584912859I'm pretty sure this is what TF2 Classic was before the Creators.tf people did a hostile takeover.
>open zesty's stream>it's a video about tf2 preds>video instantly establishes that you're a heckin pedo if youre 20 with a 16yoyawn, you can never take pedo accusations seriously from americans
>>584914070eh, comptards deserve to get raped and groomed for ruining tf2 anyway
>hop on 32v32 24/7 2fort match>pick sniper and go to the battlements>have medic glued to me with the vaccinator>engineer built a sentry nest behind the peek wall to pick off any airborne enemies>Gobble Glitch (Blackgrass Glitch Mix) playing in the backgroundIt's gaming time
The competitive scene shaved my wife
>>584853703Deadlock. Just look at their latest update, it's unironically their new TF2
>>584914070>open z*sty's streamYou got what you deserved, retard.>inb4 another z*stytard tries to gaslight the entire thread that he's the only hecking approved tftuberTo that anon, kill yourself.
>>584918721tranny
>>584918520>it's unironically their new TF2But does it have any of TF2's charm and charisma as we see in the shorts and comics, or does Deadlock fall short?
>>584918158https://www.teamfortress.tv/66747/pedo-threadwtf is wrong with compfags
i can see why the tf2 comp video had some counter signaling comments, this is horrific
Most of the tf2 comp playbase hate pedos which is why in most of the scene there's an outcry when something doesn't get punishedRGL requires unpaid jannies and the only people dumb enough to enter are mentally ill trannies who don't represent the playbaseDaily reminder that rain of light was a mentally ill tranny who drew child porn and then killed himself after being ostracized by the community. After he died RGL banned people for celebrating his deathRGL supports pedophiles
>>584822375>random discord nigger drama >50 minutesI need to care cus.....?
>>584912859medic's needleguns are literally nailgunsthe dragon's fury/flare guns are essentially the incendiary cannon
>>584914070I'm not going to check but he either didn't say this at all or he was joking if he did
>>584822375>>584835229The uploader is a dishonest scumbag with an axe to grind.
>>584922342>which is why in most of the scene there's an outcry when something doesn't get punishedall I see are people complaining that they got banned for some bullshit reason nigger, I've never seen RGL get any sort of serious pushback for their management and scandals before
>Corruption>Graveyard>Megalo>Slime>TerrorThose are the last contracts left for me to do. I don't think it'll be worth having to wait through matchmaking to do these ones so I'll just call it mission accomplished again this year. Yay me! How are yours coming along?
>>584924132oh and btw I'm saying this because compfags are all disgusting people who won't do shit, even after this
>>584924246impregnating hex while taking hallucinogens
>>584924246I have like 35 left. I don't think I'll be able to do them all in time.Anyway all my pulls have been garbage anyway. The only good cosmetic I got was the Engineer fly head.
>>584924820When will I learn to stop repeating words multiple times in a sentence. God damn it.
>>584923385>things that might be changed are but not limited to: grammatical/spelling errorsunfunny hack
>>584924132What serious pushback do you expect. TFCL league was created. rgl participation is the lowest its ever been. All the divisions are near dead. AM participation is the lowest its ever been. I don't know much about nc this seasonI know of at least 3 former teammates/friends who asked to be blacklisted because RGL refused to deal with pedophiles.
>>584923385>>584925309I like that it says "limimited" right before that
>>584924820Most of them you can knock out in one or two matches so you go through a lot without realizing it. The only difficult one I had this year was ctf_doublecross_event which took me five goddamn rounds because ctf contracts suck, SUCK.
>>584925509they suck like hex sucks my dick
>>584925509CTF when playing for the objective sucks when there isn't a timer that forces a round end. And since contracts only log progress at the end of a round, not having a timer is a recipe for becoming tiresome very fast.
>>584925030Whatchu mean?
>>584926745My problem isn't so much the timers but rather that somebody has to bite the bullet and sacrifice their contract progress for the sake of defending the intel because if you don't, some fuckass scout is just gonna triple cap and end the game in five minutes.
>>584925509CTF sucks but I was pleasantly surprised with Medi-Evil. The timer and the lack of sentry nests made the whole contract a really great time for me.>>584927808I repeated "anyway" twice in the same sentence. Happens when I'm drowsy.
>>584929529It would be easier if say, a defense, or healing, or dealing enough damage to earn a point on the scoreboard earned you souls instead of just kills and captures and whatever the contract bonuses are so you can just play like a fucking normal person
>>5847018507
>>584876673>>584931641
>>584929529CTF as a mode needs timers or you end up with endless stalemates. which isn't a problem if you see CTF as no different from trade, idle, or tdm maps. But strictly speaking as an objective-oriented playstyle, CTF is largely an exercise in futility.the CTF maps that are in the game exacerbate the mode's problems because they are extremely lopsided in the defense's favor. most of it comes down to the amount of distance that attackers need to travel and the fact that they have to pass the defender's spawn multiple times in the worst case, with a starvation on ammo/health spawnsconversely, there is a unique problem that favors offense. once the flag is out in the midfield it becomes near impossible to defend anymore because any bonk scout or spy can throw themselves at the flag to always reset its timer to full. which they recognized as a problem and fixed in special delivery only, but the lone SD map in the game is dogshit and its halloween reskin has the same layout problemsthen layer on top of that the fact that halloween contracts only cash in at round conclusion. which makes them especially obnoxious when the non-CTF enjoyers eventually get shuttled into devilcross again. at least helltrain fucking ends. a big part of contract fatigue comes from the fact that they use the same lazy objective on all eligible maps without adjustments for special rules or modes. graveyard takes an eternity, for example.TF2's CTF is not nearly as fast paced as CTF in other FPS and engineer's existence is the biggest reason for that.
>>584930218I didn't even notice and I'm wide awake, and by wide awake I mean in a perpetual fog of retardation that definitely has not negatively affected me in my lifeDon't worry bro :)
>>584929529ahoge!!
@grok create a Chinese bankrolled TF2 clone except it has attractive anime girls and cute anime boys instead of the mercs, is socially acceptable for women to play and has no trading or competitive scene
>>584937160>@grok create a Chinese bankrolled TF2 clone except it has attractive anime girlsDone
>>584937160fuuuuuuarki'm so lonely
>>584937160>attractive anime girlstheres mods for anime girls if you really want that like the touhous https://gamebanana.com/collections/75255>no tradingnohats mod + just ignore it>comp sceneignore it + nohats mod so badges gets deleted>socially acceptable for women to playFoids that gravitate to socially acceptable foid games are almost always the worst foids imaginable you dont want them here
>>584937160Cringe idea
>>584940002this but only because he mentioned boysit should be all hot anime girls
>>584940161Nu-uh
>>584940161trvke
>>584940161TF2 belongs to fujos
>>584940304not true, the majority of players in TF2 are men
>>584940396fudanshi, then
>>584940459okay but anon asked for a theoretical different game with anime girls so it would naturally be different
>>584920125most based thread in existence, this sensationalist tooru fag really seems like he has an axe to grind and the fact that he did not adress any legitimate criticism is dead giveway
>>584941296he's having a panic attack
>>584937160nah
There's an unsupervised minor at mid
>>584940304>fujosif that's the term for yaoi enjoyers, what's the term for yuri enjoyers
>>584946364
>>584946740himejoshi and himedanshi
>>584947118too longneed short term like fujos
>>584919354>finding charm in reddit comicsretarded subhuman
>>584948257there were comics before the one you're thinking of
Actually yes, almost all of competitive players are pedophiles. To be a compie, you need excessive free time to become this crazy good at tf2. It's only natural that those who spend too much time on games are social rejects and if you just look at all compfags, they all always look like pedophiles.
>>584949480>only pedophiles are good at tf2so that's why I'm not top fragging every time...
It's not what it looks like I swear...the Base Jumper just GLIDED me onto the island i swear...I was trying to prove how good it is and...just ended up here...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjdlk7u6nB0Sir, a second pedo exposure video has hit the TF2 community
>>584950669>wojak in thumbnailit's trash
>>584951806Didn't even notice, damn you have laser vision
E-celebs bad yes
>>584951806Wojaks are great.
>>584956193wojaks must die
>584956193>this user is underage
>>584956193I can see how you'd think that, if you're a shartytard
>>584956405I am 24.
>>584950669>Tranny porn addict who made shitty tf2 stuff was a groomerBuddy, theres like 2-3 Zees in this thread
>>584956958Sure ya are. Now get back to Sharty
>>584959231I have never used that place.
>>584701064It seems the older I get the more I regress. During high school for example I basically stopped playing Source games and (with my friend group) we moved on to other stuff, which continued through college. During college especially I worked and could finally build myself a gaming pc and spent most of my time playing very graphically demanding or new games like HelldiversAfter graduating I find myself going backwards in time, to the point where I'm playing TF2 and gmod again. My weeks are too long, my weekends are too short. I can't keep up with battlepass grinds or high APM strategy games and my aim is trash. But I still know which are good sentry spots and it takes no time to walk around a gmod map. It's a very strange kind of feel and I'm not sure if I like it
>>584960681That's not regression that's progression.
the mvm update is actually the men vs minors update. the grooming allegations? one big ARG. trvst ze plan
>>5849412968
>>584960681Good graphics are a crutch to carry poor gameplay.
soldier and engineer should have access to muskets
>>584960681Helldivers doesn't age as well as TF2, nu-games are mostly slop.
>>584930218>>584937240>>584939698>>584968934>>584971357baby making sex
>>584968934>>584971357sighanother fapping session
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my6yGp-oGf8
>play mvm>1 tour engi sets up in spawn>everyone tries to tell him to move his buildings to frontlines>refuses and idles in spawn>gets votekicked>rejoins like 4 times>eventually replaced3rd worlders should not have access to mvm if they aren't willing to be a team player
>>584982037tinkering free thinker (man) vs gamblers on autopilot (machines)kino......
>>584982942>selfish assholeoy vey
>>584982037Better enjoy it broskiAs soon as that update drops, a massive wave of MvM newbies will pour in...
>>584926745devilcross does have a timer
>>584950669I remember accidentally finding Zees in casual and scoring an epic objector killcam. It was a flex that I only support 2D, unlike Zees who predated on 3D people
My casual ass would never
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>585002979lack of flatcakes
>>585002979>why is a dead game dead?
>>585003338it not dead even though 90% of the people that have this game open is in 24/7 2fort, 8% is mixed between upward and badwater, and the remaining 2% actually play something else
>>585003338It's not dead it still has lots of players.
>>585002979Pedophiles and mods doing nothing about their off topic spam drove everyone away Every time someone makes a thread about some specific TF2 thing on /v/ it's active and people use it as a pseudo general
>>585002979Plapcakes are lacking, tf2g can't survive like this>>585003249Also trve
>>585004887trve
>>5849759039
>>585002979/tf2g/ actually moves fast when we get some feedback from Valve about the game. Unfortunately, Valve has been peddling vaporware (i.e: Heavy Update, MvM update, "update-sized update") that they never follow through with and they can't keep injecting hopium forever.
>>585006707guh
>>585006707You just know that's a grown ass man pretending to be a little girl in VRChatYou can always tell
>>585008258Some reason I'm surprised to see Mario+Rabbids ass on here
If it takes fake pedo allegations to destroy competitive TF2, then so be it.
>>585011224>implying a sloppy put together cringe voice acting discord DM video is going to kill comptf2>doesn't know that grass roots compfag scene has slowly been going down for awhile regardless of bad actorslol?
>>585011439I haven't watched the video and don't intend to.
>>584950669>>584957160HOLY TRVKE NUKES
>>585005889Milk>>585006707>>585008258plap
https://bsky.app/profile/vipes.bsky.social/post/3myadfu4jvc2ySomething doesnβt add up VipesHow are you your fatherβs βsole caregiverβ after you tried to murder him years ago? If I were your father I wouldnβt trust you.Youβre not lying again for money, are you Vipes?
it's barely even noon and this nigga decided to wake up and start baiting in a dead thread on a dead website for attention
what's the latest drama aboutsomething about compies?
message him yourself if you're so concerned fucking weirdo
>>585008768sexy rabbids are /tf2g/core
>>585011439the advertiser friendly language also makes it impossible to take seriously
>>585017579many are saying this
>>585017826>Sure these fags are pedo messaging kids but I, a "lolicon" spamming /tf2g/, know they must be innocent because the guy making the video is a retard Reddit faggot Wow what a surprising opinion from the one pedo about the other pedos being innocent of all wrongdoing
>>585018393literally what are you on about
>>585019557he's the resident schizotranny, ignore him
>>585017914trve
chat do not the rabid
>>585021718
>>584950669>zees is UkrainianFrom personal experience, Ukrainians are either geniuses or massive psychopaths, they have a unique duality.
>>585012068Sounds like zheβs trying to scam people
not to brag but pro Dota has been both tranny free and groomer free for basically it's entire lifespan
>>585012068what a faggot
>>585005889built for paizuri >>585008258>>585008768>>585021807>>585022101>>585023616built for baby making sex
>>585023616Dota's ultra racist thirdie population basically filters trannies instantly
>>585023616It's been years since I've been on /d2g/ but I know that there were trannies on competitive Dota 2 teams. This general personally was once home to a member of the LGBT community, known as "Dotsy" who was also a big time Dota 2 fanboy.
>>585024141only tranny I can name off the dome was rime and he never achieved anything of note, not even like tier 2
Finally, all my contracts are done. Now to unbox and transmute everything
>>585024196I remember some story about a Dota 2 team convincing some tranny to get post-op surgery which they regretted immediately. ASSFAGGOTS are notorious for trannies in general, like that male League of Legends cosplayer who dresses like female champions.
>>585024962>Dota 2 team convincing some tranny to get post-op surgery which they regretted immediatelyI am balls deep in Dota since 2012 and I have never heard of anything like this>LeagueLeague is a tranny pit yes.
>>58502370610
>>584957160literally anyone who posts provocative images on the same wavelength as Zees. TTD
>>585024260Not bad, 3 things I already had but not in haunted and a bunch of stuff I was missing. Still no sackston hale for me
>>585027057Uhhhhhh actually no, being an ecchiGOD is not the same thing as being a trooner. I don't even want to dignify this claim by addressing it further.>Do you drink coffee? Ha! You're just as bad as heroin addicts!
>>585024141>>585024260>>585024962baby making >>585027617TRVKE but also baby making
>>585027460I'm also happy with what I've got so far, a ton of duplicates but I completed a few item sets and got cool stuff with them
>>585027617massive trvke right here, folks
>>585024260i couldn't be asked to complete all contracts
>>585029428>>585029515sexo>>585029778more like couldn't be assed
>>585023616It has problems of its own though like Grant and Tobiwan being cancelled over nothing. I don't know if Jimmy's ban was justified but I'm leaning towards yes.
>>585012068Someone archive the thread. Canβt wait to see KF have this shit. Nigga really asking for handouts after admitting to attempting to kill his father.
>>585030719>>585012068>one of the goals is a maid outfitJust fucking rope already, we donβt take kindly to faggots who tried to kill their parents around here
NeoDement...
>>585030719>>585031271literally no one cares no matter how much you samefag
>>585024962>>585027617>>585024141>>585024260>>585029778plapping
>>585030719not even KF likes your emporium ass
>>585030719unobody cares about you gay discord nigger drama
>>585027057>literally anyone who posts provocative images on the same wavelength as Zees. TTD100%, the shoe always fits.
>two samefags replying to their own posts to make it seem like people care nowvermin hours
ecelebs bad
>want to play tf2>only populated community servers are Skial>they permaban you without warning for anything edgy in your steam name, profile pic, item name etcunplayable
>>585037989girl puppykiller is totally fine though
>>585037989you will never experience community servers like this againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB0bM5XqRYA
We should've gotten a mini dispenser
>>585037989idk party/van/ works fine on my end
>>585039012temporary and small population
>>585039759>40 to 60 players is small populationuh
It's over/tf2g/ is dead
>>585044562it's not just tf2g
>>584720436>>584720436>>584720436are you here yet
>>585048039you will never get to cum
>>585037780Why are you miffed that some folks just don't want to see your brain worms being shatposted?
>I am trolling, do you feel trolled yet??*yawn*
>>58504991511
>>585049173>sub posts a genuine concern with passive aggressiveness (mad)Someday you will have to address the elephant, instead of letting it walk over you. Until then yngtmi.
>>585048632hhh...
>>585008768sauce>>585005889god the porn in this general is amazing
>>585051128I can see how you would agree, if you are trans.
>>585051128LOL SISTER!!
>>585051846>>585051997shartyfags that can't leave iron
>>585052063get em zees
>>585051128porn? silly anon, you can't post porn on a blue board
>>585051128https://files.catbox.moe/ee5nsl.jpeg
>>585051128there's no porn in this general, everything posted is sfw
Whatβs going on?
tf2 player named unattended minor
The heavy man's burden is having to fight practically the entire fucking enemy team by yourself while everyone else does...i don't fucking now, nothingI will go in a match where I am getting 9v1d every time i get to mid, or instantly sniped across the whole ass map by some sniper camper, and i'm STILL going to be on the top of the scoreboard
>>585037869egg making sex with meowscarada >>585038582>>585044562>>585044975>>585054320>>585054805baby making sex with rabbids, kit, loremaster, and stocking
>>585059364nigga you make us heavy mains sound like straight up pussies, get good and carry harder.
etto...mvm appudeeto, doko?
>Secret Saxtons have doubled in price over the past few yearsFuck me
>>585064353You get a free one in the stocking every year
i think i miss team fortress 2
>>584714359This is missing a whole bunch.https://catbox.moe/c/sfm9b3https://imgpile.com/p/Dqsihnuhttps://imgpile.com/p/9eeTXJohttps://imgpile.com/p/3yScs06https://imgpile.com/p/nlaQc7z
>>585065302You can play it again.
>>584960681Oh dude I was just fucking around on that map, very comfy!
>>585065472i did play it again today and had fun. i just don't understand why everything surrounding it ended. there hasn't been much new to talk about yet from 2020-2024 it still felt "alive". new videos, discussions, discourse. i can't even remember the last important tf2 video. the best was over 10 years ago but now there's nothing left.
>thinks this is a subreddit>can't even get "ngmi" rightlarp alert
>>585027057You are on 4chan. Quit being a fucking prude
>>585067363He will never understand that, he's been here for 2 years complaining about porn and anime on the porn and anime website and refuses to leave
>>585067415This isn't a porn and anime website.
>>585065348Holy soul
>>585067476Case in point
