Previous: >>584686226New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/OuXP2GipwAE >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera OCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 2, Sparkly Magic Show>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
your ryan LOVE wedding alt, sir
I love ponytails
>Dober's Trainer
be kind.
Gold City's feet in Oguri Cap's mouth
>>5847094812mama
>>584709562what does this mean
good sprint gp?
>>584709245
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I FORGOT TO START THE EVENT
>>584709681Daiwa ruins this
I've given 200 million fans to my club so far this month. What does danchou owe me?
>>584709681kek
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/zvMuxnhttps://jiggie.fun/zvMuxn
Why are they orenji?
>>584709681Kita's face cracks me up every time
>>584709681They fuck ugly bastards
>>584709681daiwa improves thiskita is cute as well
Super seeding Kingu
>>584709748it's fast anyway
>>584709740is that inflammable water?
>>584709851Men
>>584709851They need to be put into a wood chipper
>>584709892
https://litter.catbox.moe/vlywsm.mp4
hello
A night of magical sex with Rickey this Christmas Eve
>>584710215>shotaconCringe
>>584710276Hey
I have a confession. I have a dirt uma fetish and I'm proud.
One of the greatest characters ever created.
> Sprints should be the easiest to train for> My stats are shitHave I lost my touch?
Tulip sho and oka sho are rigged in favour of vodka, no way she always was a nose in front of daiwa and then gets mogged, as she should be, this much in the shuka sho
>>584710321
>>584710438
>>584710374
>>584710443
the sampler...
>>584710539Based
>>584710443Yeah, I love them post races
>>584710539Being a ningen woman in the uma world would be insane ngl
>>584710438Shit uma
>>584710215Very disappointed to open that and not see the same tit size as your imageFalse advertising
>>584710539I WILL FUCK MY CUTE CHILDHOOD GIRLFRIEND NEXT DOOR UMA AND YOU WILL LIKE IT 3DPD HUMAN WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Fossil Friday
>>584710539>women genocide Yeah>umas taking overOh no
https://litter.catbox.moe/3e1ipi6jchqlk8cu.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/yd34fe4ekdz2bir8.mp4
>>584710215We know this guy has tons of umapyoi on his workshop table, he needs to do the needful and start sharing it.
>>584710539>>584710778>lots of underboobyes
>>584710843>>>/b/
UWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
What’s her name?
>>584710539
STOP WITH THE LINKS
>>584710276
>>584709620>ummama has 2 plats>2 plats umama>2mama
>>584711083Cockeater
>>584711140https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/150934076https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/150932284https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/150882735
>>584704636>>584701797howaaaaa
>>584711083
>>584710735Cute Kitawife
>>584711083Bighead Larry
>>584711083SHE HAS NO STYLESHE HASNO GRACETHIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACEBHBIG HEAD
>>584711250bright never actually says howa
>>584711140
I have two builds where I have:1. Flower ult, creek ult, head on gold version of measures 2. Flower ult, creek ult, nimble nav, the gold version of aspire Which one?
>>584711195naruhodo
the kawaposter from a few threads ago, you’re right about the HJF, weirdly over-tuned for her. Usually I do hopeless and she has no difficulty but it took me a few tries to manually win HJF. Needed to bump mile up from B, a high-roll on all stats, 2 greens, a navi and a yellow to finally get it. That nishino is an actual demon in uma form. I scoffed at you but I struggled too.
best gp ever
>this week's event
>>584711231where the fuck are the umas, my penis was expecting umas
>>584710539who is she replying to?
>>584709681>my roommate is raping my trainer on my bed again
The Everest G1 1200m in about 7h 15m~$13m USD purse. Ka Ying Rising, the world's best sprinter, is the clear favorite. He's already won this race in 2025
>>584709681Sex with DiaOr DaiwaDefinitely not Kita
>>584710670how can she tell? women can't tell
a daring synthesis
>>584712243>tranny fantasy
>>584711613>no leap>no head onwhat is this for
>>584710276it was Teio
>>584709681holy eros, those feet, those sexual invitations, scarlet starting a handjob
if youre reading this post youre gonna get 0 ssrs from the free pulls
Dia-chan a cute
>>584712613>rich whore
>>584712591FUCK YOU
Non-botnet Overseer when?
>>584712613Hopefully I don't see her face in my Kita pulls
you're certain that you can get the claw machine event once in classics and once in senior year, right? I've been going for 3-4 times already in my senior year...
>>584712591good, i'm not investing in either one. just means my good luck transfers to ramonu's banner
>>584709297post pits
Summoning good fortune
>>584712159surely KYR is up there with ebayan on track to being one of the highest earners in history?
fuck i pressed max out on tp by accidentat least it doesn't drop the overflow
>>584711419>>584712729ask claude to decompile/change the code and remove the botnet
sex with mihono bourbon
>>584712853
>>584712981Clanker
>>584712941That would cost like $50k.
NOOOOOO I FORGOT TO RECORD MY CM
>>584713014me on the right
>>584712981yes, we fucked
>>584712981Gladly
>>584713060ah yes I'm sure all the recomps and decomp shit going on currently is based on random third worlders wasting THOUSANDS of dollar that they don't have
>>584713103
>>584712591I'm fine with that, because I'm saving those for a 3* not an SSR
>>584712853post pits and feet
>>584713287sneed for speed carbon livery...
>>584713103im sure youll lose another one and can record that instead
Would you be okay dating Dia knowing you have to share her with Kita?
So who should I build for the next cm
>>584711419I heard the song
many are saying this
Someone post the chart showing which umas are the most for (You)
>>584713501i dont care for dia, but her titskita is cuter and better overall
The worst character ever created
>>584713634
>>584713634WHY IT IS BLACKFUCK YOU NIGGERFUCK YOUREEEEEEEEEEE
>>584711520Do the umas fan out on that last stretch? If so nimble nav is shit in short races as usual.
>>584713576>>584712981forgot reply award
>>584713634acceptable clank
>>584713685
sampleanon save it for the weekend im at church
>>584713595>wanting to willingly be gaslit by some shitpost chart
>>584712981We hate porn here
>>584713595the correct one
>>584713810>t. maya
>>584713595
so what did we learn?
Yearning is good for you.Yearn today.
>>584714228
>>584714093hate mayahate maya troon pedoshate simple asyes i love brian what about it you insecure fags?
>>584714086Buena is obsessed with her trainer?
>>584714086This chart must be objective and accurate because all of my top umas are in roughly the same place
>>584714086>Verxina next to MayonoIt can't be THAT bad, can it?
I love Rice
>>584714228the bigger the uma the brighter the heart of the trainer
>>584714086I feel this is missing a few umas
>>584714356oyakodon with ai and momendless oyakodon consumption all night
we love armpits here....
>>584714086>CB>passive
>>584714086>uberdyke is nowhere to be foundEAT SHIT LAURELKEKS
>>584714397Her torena is that dense and he will end up raped by her
I love every part of my umasYes, even "that" part
None of those charts are ever consistent they’re always slathered in the creators biased interpretations of dialogue and behaviour
>>584714086>GUARANTEED_REPLIES.png
To love your trainee is to love her for both her umanko and her umancu
>>584712360I was aiming for a legacy with a bunch of midrace skillsBack to mining I guess
>>584714587Sugoi... Shiinatore might be my favourite tore when I get to read the career 2 years from now.
>>584714459last time I searched for it on the archive, I recall seeing a post from the chartmaker asking the other anons of that thread on how to chart the ones he missed. but, I don't think he was ever able to update it afterward
>>584714640>"that" partWho doesn't love uma tails?
>>584714517Trve...
>>584714694If only there was a way to make a community driven chart so we can piss everyone here
>>584714640their snowpity…
>>584714375Childhood friend fixation so the chart is mostly correct on her.
>>584714442>the bigger the uma the brighter the heart of the trainerindeed
>>584714375Her entire personality is romcom childhood friend.
>>584714694Fuck this slut
>>584714086whos at the top right hidden behind the yandere
>>584714442based
>>584714752Shiina`s mom is the one that will kidnap him for the raping btw
>>584715058Buena Vista. Her gimmick is being her trainer's childhood friend and she's very possessive of her onii-chan
>>584715058osanamajimi uma
>>584715058
Some say it's the greatest video ever posted on YouTube.https://youtube.com/shorts/7m1Ij23Zr-o?is=FWrKJe97SQJBQg_y
Behold, the ONLY one true relationship chart
late surger award
>>584715107Very round
>>584715245NOGIVE ME BACK LITTLE COCON
>>584714086>Light O at yellow>Dorija at least orange.Huh, neat.
>>584715245oji-san...
>>584715162SEXY NERD
>>584715291can lates use por plancha effectively? I have a pasa with really good sparks for laters that i might utilise more.
>>584715527eh, it's pretty low prio on the inheritence list
uma most likely to be racist against me because im brown?
>>584715395>>584715602FUCK TOO BIG
>>584715783Spe
>>584715783Every single one of them, sorry vikram
>>584715894what if hes hispanic or from SEA?
Uma most likely to hate me for being short?
>>584715783grass wonder. she LARPs as another race so you already know that bitch is the most racist fucker imaginable.
>>584715527Not really. It was arguable only for the first Cancer Cup because Fronts were scarce and Pace basically non-existent back then.
>>584715985all short girls despise short guys, so probably the ones below 160cm
>>584716020>fronts were scarcedoes he know
STOP TAUNTING ME BY POSTING VERXINA SHE WONT BE OUT FOR ANOTHER TWO YEARS
>>584716132irl you can just hit them in the face btwwon't work with umas...
>>584716145I won the first Cancer. Yes, I know.
>>584716132Even Rob Roy and Digitan?
>>584716213This is a genshit character you can’t fool me
>>584716391Specially them
>>584714174>taishin>donkeywrong
>>584716391zrr loves heroes, she wants you to be hercules or somethingdigitan is a female weeb aka mindbroken by ntr hentai
>>584716391Standing paizuri
Rickey on my dickey
Telling Verxina to take the day off so she can spend time with her boyfriend while I catch up with my seasonal anime.Verxina getting weirdly upset about being given free time.Verxina kicking my door down while I'm halfway done.Verxina kidnapping
post your waifu
>>584716463Impossible, the design is too sexy and unique
>>584716382fronts weren't scarce. i brought a solo front falco and she was almost never the only one, and usually 2+ other fronts present (from what i can recall thoughbeit, this cm was a year ago)
rob roy if she real
>>584716537taishin has actually been recently canonized into a nekomusume
>>584710550>>584710374Is Top Road actually a bottom? Or does she have aggressive moods where she gets really into married women
>>584716673But my waifu isnt an uma
Sirius The Silly Uma
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/qfXzX_>https://jiggie.fun/qfXzX_https://jiggie.fun/qfXzX_>https://jiggie.fun/qfXzX_https://jiggie.fun/qfXzX_
>>584716673Not my favorite but definitely the Uma I most want to enter a relationship with.
cm rooms doko
>>584716391Her ideal man is 6'8"
I'm wholly led to believe that these "who's your favorite/wife" whatever posts are made by the trannies themselves so that they have an excuse to avatarpost.
>>584716902NO IM BEING FUCKING MOGGED
Feng shui isn't bullshit
>>584716736UOOOOH SEXO SEXO SEXOOOOOO
>>584716673/mygirl/
>>584716956i need her
>>584716902even the umas are still affected by hypergamyits over
>>584716889I think I finished making parents... probably not... will fan farm for the rest of the day, tomorrow I'll see if I can make aces or not... then we can get a room.
>>584716673
>>584716902Would being from the scottish highlands be enough to impress her
>>584716902Who would settle for a 5"8 guy? Falco?
>>584716889i'm still clanking parents give me a break
>>584716889Don't care about Sprintsloppa
>>584717172no one
>>584717149no, thats more likely to mean youre 5'8
>>584717283yeah alright man don’t rub it in
>>584717172Rickey, Creek
>>584717172Creek
What are the requirements for having a Marvelous Sunday uma gf?
DO NOT OPEN I REPEAT DO NOT OPEN OR E
>>584717172Sirius
KINGU ON MY THINGU
>>584717172If youre:shortuglybaldhave small cockyour only hope is paying up, why ask stupid questions
>>584717640Tokai Teio Choka on my Dickeo
>>584717653What if I'm only 2 of these
did you know? she is skilled at spinning penis
my brian gacha rolls for /uma/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDlm-8cjSZQ
>>5847177051 is enoughyou already knew that though
>>584717172umama
>>584717653I'll rizz'em up regardless, I know how to handle teens
>>584717705if its the bottom 2 youve got a shotif its the top 2 youre cooked
>>584717585
>>584717894THIS NIGGA IS BALD AND HAS A SMALL PENIS
i hate when there’s blackpills in my /uma/there’s always blackpills in my /uma/ though
>>584717817Despair>>584717894Hope
>>584717817
umamusume cunt porn
>>584717582You have to absolutely love Sundays and standing paizuri.
Are your TT aces actually your best umas or the ones you want to fuck the most?
>>584718312My girls are like daughters to me and I do not see them sexually.
umamusume breast image online find now google real download no virus
>>584718312
>>584717582>What are the requirements for having a Marvelous Sunday uma gf?
>>584718312both
>>584714086One-sided mean one-sided on her end, or on your end?
>>584718312best umas go to cmtt aces are the umas i like, the rest are imprisoned umas working to keep me on class 6 forever
>>584718372umamusum@gold sex avi.exe
>>584718435That's rude and uncalled, Matikanefukukitarubro
umamusume training on my face
>>584714296So who won?
>>584718681Everyone lost
*porn picture*
>>584718814*chibi tachyon gasping*
>>584718814WOWZA
>>584716889Bring youre sprints841853028418530284185302
>>584718814>SHOCKED TACHYON FACE
>>584718814ok but was the pig cock really necessary for teio?
goodnight bwosnot you, front runner users
Which umas got their birds and the bees talk from their roommates
Last night I dreamed of Mejiro Palmer. I cried when my alarm woke me up.
>>584718814
>>584719017
>>584719054did you cry because of how ugly she was?
Right ear or left ear?
>>584719242Left
ok but with enough time to think, who's your favorite late surger?
>>584718681I can tell you who lostThe audienceThey lost their time
How do I have uma dreams? I’ve had incredible dreams about other vidya but never uma
>>584719225I cried knowing no one would love me as much as a fake woman in my dreams loved me for those brief, sweet moments.
>>584719404My oshi, Oguri Cap, of course
>>584718915fuuxl i need to do a better ogurin
>>584719404the princess that must seize fuarking victory…
>>584719404dober or fuku depending on the whims of my boaner that day
>>584719572uh oh frontbwos where are you
>>584719572Camping Taikis scare me, whenever I run into one in CM they are always in gamer mode and have the rating to match.
>>584719404King Halo. She's cute, easy to build for every distance, and I want main story 2 to come out so she can be my canon wife.
>>584719980building a Rickey for Dirt
>>584719404
Hello, /uma/ friends, it's that time again!Things aren't very exciting in the ranking right now, as the majority of the clubs maintained their positions, but is this going to change with the Kitasan Blanco coming ina few days? Is your club going to derank? Stay tuned for the next club check!
>>584720112
>>584720241Mambros.....
>>584720241im proud of my dacchis
>>584720241Should have waited for Mambo to drop out of A+
horsepussy
>>584719404You posted her
>>584719404White Woman.
60397788Chukyo 1200
>>584720241Why all the club dropping?
>>584720241It's tamaover...
>>5847195167 and mhmm borgar
>>584718814*wide eyed Kita*
>>584720241Dacchis should push for S
>>584720462non-legal bots that can clank out 12 fan runs in an hour
>>584720589For letting fat, old men fuck you.
>>584720462Most clubs have gone up or stayed the same? Only Mambo dropped
youre not funny or unique, american
>>584720496shit i did not meant to reply sorry bwo
>>584720241mambwos........... just one run..... please.....
>>584720589Then she'd be good at sucking. And you know what that means.
She told me I'm her lucky charm and asked me to stay by her side forever. How the FUCK am I supposed to ever train another uma and not marry Rickey?
>>584720576Dacchis are closer to B+ than they are to S
i would to the same to be honest i dont know how norn held back not stealing oguris used underwear after the races
>>584720650Curren already has a stranglehold on that
>>584720883
>>584720476Stop posting these.
>>584721054What's in the box
>>584720476Keep posting these.Tamalove.
>>58472046125411991
>>584720476Post a full frontal shot already
mambo wont survive the month
>>584720241>dacchis is pushing for S rank
>>584720476Are any nude mods still up and working? Asking so I can masturbate furiously.
>>584720241I thought Uma&co is pushing for S, what happened? Why are they losing to two A+ clubs?
>>584721261dia and bue buemy cute childhood girlfriends from next door
>>584720883She's just a teenager, stop fucking around. When she retires, that's it. Move on with your life.
>>584721343V realised Umama is never coming back and gave up
the good paces for next cm i have really have E and F plaptitude
>>584721445But what if she is my life?
>>584721512>i have really havegolshi-san..
>>584717653>If youre:>short>ugly>bald
>super seeded
>>584720462More and more bot tards doing 12 runs an hour because cygames has shown time and again they don't care.
>>584721343>I thought Uma&co is pushing for SV proposed it. Got told that it's not happenings. That's it.
>>584721548You going to just throw away your license? Because of a teenager's crush?
>>584721224Flower!!!54298748
>>584721667Sigh...
>>584721619Where the FUCK is Mayano
>>584721619yeah, by me
>>584721681Tazuna get back to work
>>584721619My King is scary good at Gang Beasts. Truly a first-rate gamer girl.
>>584721512the only good uma i have for next cm is ogurii might unironically still use taiki even if her ult doesnt work because i have no one else
>>584721749asleep
>>584719404and end closer
>>584721343That was just * trying to win back *****.
>>584721825groovy is ok
>>584721749she fell off multiple buildings
>>584721791Get your head back in the game, Trainer-san. You going to throw away a chance at your own great legacy because a girl gave you some chocolates?
>>584721714>late flowerHow viable is this im genuinely curious and always assumed she was strictly pace and that her late skill in kit was a trap.
>>584721619
>>584721749>>584721953https://youtu.be/8PkF-MyoE9Q?t=66
>>584721825Your Groove? Your Rudolf? Your robot? Your Bakushin?
>>584719404/ourgirl/
>>584721953
>>584722106wifenaturedesu
I think there's so much focus on pits these days because feet became mainstream
>>584721957I’m locking down tight pussy while you’re running comms for the janitors you repressed femcel
>>584722095I loved when they played her song as she fell lol"MAYANOOO!!!"
>>584721749something happened
>>584722106Nice Girlfriend desu
>>584721957But the chocolate was specifically made to steal my heart and it did
>>584714086where are the symbolis
>>584722012From what I have seen in simulated rooms she can work if you stuff her full of midrace so she can potentially slip into Blossom rangeI recommend the Wit Air Groove SSR with Fast & Furious for a guaranteed mid-leg goldAnd ofc don't forget Uma StanMore backliners the better
>>584720576you're not in the club
air groove's throbbing womb...
bakushin took my UF virginity wtf give it back
>>584722103none of these are good thoughbeit
>>584722565late bloomer kun...
>>584722481By cygames own metric, this is how big a secretariat uma’s rack would be
>>584722565Just like she took your URA Finale virginity! Based Bakushin helping those virgins!
What If I just want an Uma friend?
Hot, sweating, throbbing, dripping wet umanko
>>584722663is that so? hmmm
>>584722268>>584722371You will regret your deeds and actions.
>>584722710Hagu rabu
>>584714086wtf Falcobros what is this
>>584722621I'm sorry that none of these very playable, accessible, umas got your favorite sloptuber's tick of approval.
>>584722629How can he be late when Bakushin is the fastest?
>>584722710sexraped bysex with boysex with tomboy and marriagemarriage sex and happy life with lunakill kill kill
>>584721551Nyo
>>584722565
>>584722738TranscendDigital
>>584722757yes
>Rolled 2* Speed 3* Mile then rerolled 2* Guts 3* Long nande ya nen
>>584722940RUINED
>>584722912Bro what are you saying?
>>584722912
How competitive is Sprint A Turf A this CM? I don't have proper parents so I'm just reusing my Medium/Mile
>>584722758Rickey's special feng shui paizuri where your cock is perfectly enveloped in the comfort of the softest yin and yang in the world would be enough to break any torena but when she puts the head in her mouth and directs your chi just right you're done for. Once the voice of the earth guides her on how to suck your soul out you quickly realize no other uma will ever do.
>>584720476tamamover*
>>584721714>Pearl went into 5th instead of 6th where she could proc Tracen CheerAghMaybe I'll pivot to a different strategy...Thanks for participating all
>>584723198as competitive as sprint A turf A on any other cm. so, not good
>>584723204>fucking a shotacon
>>584722861What kills me is that she was saying this to Tosen Jordan of all people
>>584722757kawakami princess is more closely related to big red so the genes have come through more powerfully
>>584723301Someone's gotta cure her
glasses are ugly
>>584723204Torena, I don't care about you getting your dick sucked. I care about you throwing away years of work to get your license because of a teenage girl!
>>584722481why is her womb talking?
>>584723304>ignoring the forced diversity
>>584723404Wrong
I keep forgetting to add one skill to the calc because I'm not familiar with these Late skills plus retarded.
fuck it. bro dump time(artist: bacius)
>>584723358those genes really... "expressed themselves" with her, eh?
>>584720476stop posting this naked tama
>>584723257Your Pearl win rate is ok desu your Zephyr is the one that struggleshttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=p_59EFGbUMWhLy1wCSr4UVoG
>>584723282I guess I'm making Turf parents at least..
What does the 1st/whatever rank mean in the CM result?
>>584722861anon asked for my favorite late surger, not your opinion on my favorite late surger
Just marry your first uma and train new umas afterwards it's easy. Just let them know upfront you're off the market.
>>584723562ESPO LOVE
>>584723528
>>584720241Autisuma is not contributing to the merge narrative anymore...
>>584723645nobody knows
>>584723747We still have TaMamboLove...
>>584723528Poor Tran. Wanting to be dommed by her sub trainer...
>>584723528>>584723738sssssssssssssuper based
>>584723738
>>584723358Wow she’s actually his great-grandaughter I had no idea. Rip Big Red you would have loved sailor moon
>>584723448I'm going to forcibly diversify the color of your asshole cutie
>>584723936
>>584718814*Grass covering her mouth*
>>584723645number of players all three of you raped
>>584724146i do this with acutei do this with tran
>>584724146
>>584723674Shit uma
>>584724343i can't believe acute is a closeted freak...
G2 Fuji Stakes todayalso G1 The Everest with KYR in around 5 hours
>>584724332Tachcute
>>584724524i hate bacius now or whatever the artist is
king training is good roleplay no stamina scraping through her classic races
>>584724524
https://exhentai.org/g/3107837/a071844b99/https://exhentai.org/g/3704502/0e44a5f1a6/https://exhentai.org/g/3484571/95b83531ce/https://exhentai.org/g/3006486/0d455aeb12/>>584724524I can.
>>584724719>fat bro
>>584724716
FUCK YOU FAGGOTSTOP CLOGGING MY PUB ROOM SEARCH
>>584724719I will never have this
>>584724907JOIN HIS CLUB
>>584724000Trips of Truth. Someone needs to go commission an image of Secretariat watching PriFight with a young Kawakami Princess.
>>584724875
>>584725034alright, let me disband mambo real quick and i will
>>584725078please tell me she orgasms
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12394395
>>584724907
>>584723528Tiny
>>584725103Bwo...
>>584723627Surprised Pearl has a 10% WR desu that was a scuffed run20% Wit growth & 1030 WitNot even maxed SpeedIt was NOT GOODIt was only barely passable enough for me to not feel embarrassed using itI'm most likely going to replace Zephyr because I have not been satisfied with her resultsThe videos I watched beforehand said she would be good for this CM...
>>584725136you're not gonna believe this...
>>584725136HOW ABOUT YOU WAIT AND CHECK THE NEXT PACE YOU ZOOMER
>>584725078
I will not fall for Transcend propaganda
>>584723107you can't post that
another fine addition to my collection
>>584725268is it OK to corrupt your bro?
>>584725268>they fuck afterwards
>>584725268>>584725136close enough
>that one guy on hakuraku with a runaway suzuka with 40% wrWhat's he cooking?
>>584723107
>>584725361Damnit, she got to another one, the Anti Curren Taskforce really needs to step its game up…
>>584723304jordan would post here tho
are we running Curren for the sprint cm
>>584725561noppers
>>584725447
>>584725528what sort of dumb posts would she make?
>>584725561sounds like bad feng shui
>>584725627FUUUUCK! FUCK HER!!!!!
hors
>>584723936>>584724146So are riding crops purely a sex thing in a world without horses?
>>584725661Jordan posters are already quite dumb
>>584725627
>>584725268This but with Grass Wonder. She does most of the hitting.
>>584725830
Remember: highly autistic girls are NOT for sex
>>584725864Do your fucking job! Trainers are getting raped every day you lazy fuck!
>>584725830finsex with my bro
>>584725952
>>584725864Pepper spray for self-defense
>>584725820why am i hard now
>>584725993I recognize this artist that does a lot of NTR and rape. It couldn't be...
>>584725715they wouldn't exist at all but bacius just makes shit up for funsies in his comics
>>584725830kinky
belly
>>584725201Sprint casino is Sprint casino. My umas all kind of suck but they still have a highish win rate. The 3rd guy in the lobby has the best umas for sure but sometimes both of us get a higher win rate than him in the sim.Your Zephyr is consistently low win rate, at least in this lobby idk if it's cause of lobby composition or starting gate so maybe do some more testing with her. I'd change her if she keeps losing tho
>>584726178
>>584726164>Super Cuck
>>584725820how does she do it
>>584726215afaik bacius hasn't gone to THAT side... has he?
>>584726178gyaru magic
KIIIIIII MIIIIIIII TOOOO
>>584726347>>584726178>stallion Faggots
>>584725864WHERE'S MY RAPE WHISTLE?! TASUKETE KUDASAI!!!!!!!!!!
>>584726391he once drew shimakaze-kun porn
>>584725457Depends on lobby comp. I've put some 35wr umas in certain lobbies and they drop to like 5%
>>584725780
>>584725864is there more to this manga? Fucking SauceNao is deader than a fossilized doornailpiece of goddamn shit
>>584726526for what purpose
>>584726706>aislop>loli>>>/b/
>>584726554put that fucking burger away
>>584726706BIGGER
>>584726769
>>584726663To see how they work and if they work duh
>>584726579search the artist bacius in mangadex (or any manga database really) there are other hijinks of other umas but Transcend kinky stuff is just the ones that were posted
>>584726818daily reminder of what we lost
>>584726950Ugly gyaru
>>584726818>jordantore is a feederthis secretly is an architect game huh
>>584720241we will get our righteous spot back on the list one day
>>584727010
>>584726579>he doesn't know about shadow tracenhave fun
>>584726267I think it's an accel issue because I don't think her midrace was that bad aside from the lack of Uma Stan which was regrettable to say the leastThe other paces (except Chiyo) all have strong uniques and/or innate accel skillsZephyr isn't up to par on that front
>fantasy novel reader>obsessed with being a hero>doesnt have a fully armored hero altcygames designers might actually be retarded and gay
bakufuck bakufuck
>>584726906appreciate it. Hate resorting to begging, but every image search is nearly unrelenting failure, very frustrating.
i want to give jordan a burger with extra "mayo"
>>584725703>34
1st race of the day starts in 4 minutes
>>584727409that's because the true hero is digitan
next bread will be pan
i think i have the good situation where the top earners are enough to carry but not enough to make it worth movingt dancho
>>584727712mambodanchou why would you say that....
>>584727437np
>>584727567yeah
>>584727712the top earners will still leavet. another danchou
ayabe believes in lucky lucky
>>584727665Had some sourdough buns with "hungarian salami" earlier, first time in years.Holy shit was it tasty, goddamn... a thin layer of saltered butter as well.
>>584727712>>584727878Mambo Danchous...
>>584727712That's not a good situation because they might get poached by /uma/ club.
Ate a huge steak with fries but I'm still hungry
>>584727236best weekend present ever, ahahahahahaahahaha
>>584727712BE the top earner and you'll never have to worry
>>584727812MY BWO!
Bwos, I'm gettin tired...
>>584727628I like how most fillies get a cheesy name
Coucher de Soleil wins 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Niigata
>>584727878that's right I'm leaving t. op earner
>>584728137I am also a danchou and the top earner but I'm still worried that I don't inspire my clubmates enough that they stay for next month
>>584726906but that one you replied to isn't bacius
>>584728050Any more fries and you'll have to hit the pool.
>>584727410>Forever Fraud
>>584728137nah
>>584728442no, it doesn't seem so. Do you know who drew it? I need more
>>584728442FUUUUUUUUUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>584728510ill give you hons instead
>>584728510Is this what you want?
>>584728137If I ever become the top earner of my club I'm going to /Uma/Club
Reminder that The Everest is today
This is Lightbirb's taste in umas. What do we think, sistahs?
literally who
>>584728510
>>584728687
>>584728624who tf is that? Ka Ying Rising?
>>584728687>literal whores Kill yourself
>>584728543i recognize it but don't remember the artist's name, sorry bwo... also tried tineye and got 0 matches
>>584728837yep
>laurel is supposedly succubus that is extremely for (you)>wait for more than a year for her thinking she will become my oshi>in actuality her mind and lines are filled with nothing but her gay obsession with brian
>>584728510Does this count?
>>584728883FUCKING GODDAMN SHIT ASS WORTHLESS JEWY IMAGE SEARCH FUCKWITS I HATE THEM AND WANT TO GRUESOMELY MURDER THEM ALL BILLIONS MUST DIE
>>584728971>he waifus an ugly umaGet cucked
>>584728971get fucked laurel faggot
>>584728497Nyooo....
Verviers wins 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
There's a civil war within Uma&Co this month...
Are there any manga mainly featuring Rob Roy? I've only found one short ero doujin and nothing else.
>>584729132>Air Groove got raped by the brown uma and created Rulership
>>584729193Nah
>>584729193
>>584729036UPDATE i found itx.com/sudatimark2/status/1649652097330335744just had to put in a couple tags on the booru and it appeared
>>584728510Where is Tachyon's right leg?>>584727409Eh. Rob Roy lived in the 18th Century when people weren't really wearing armor anymore. It would also overlap too heavily with Fuku's alt.
>>584729193who cares
>>584729294bwo I got it in one (1) g**gle lens search
>>584728050That is because you are missing important vitamins from tomatoes, cheese and fruit. I recommend a large pineapple pizza to complete your meal!
>>584729294holy shit the legend found it>>584729431no one cares for your jew shit
>>584729193leak the Discord chats
>>584728434i will stay as long as you actually kick niggas that belong in a B club
>>584728790If I was Nature's trainer, I would keep Tannhauser as a mistress.
My trainees threatened to form a union, so I told them about the time I took the ferry to Tokyo since I needed a new heel for my shoe.
you can talk about club drama during the 5 days we're all going to flatline, work on your aces now
>>584729294Oh shit, the King Halo artist. I should have recognized the art style.
>>584729718i've already got one ace though bwo
>>584728971Hello! This appears to be a post made to bait angry replies from Laurel fans. Unfortunately, while the attempt itself was passable, you made a crucial mistake: there aren't any Laurel fans. Keep this in mind for next time!
>>584729193Feels good not being in a club associated with this general.
>>584729794you need 3...
>>584729805I'm not even in an /uma/club this month
>>584729870bwo? your debuffers?
Piu Mosso wins 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
>>584729036I can't remember the reason stuff like google image search got gutted, I think because people were using it to dox people.
>>584729903> this month
>>584729910That's it, you're getting eaten
>>584712981Literally built for sex.
>>584729805The last time I booted up the game was once in the middle of the CM, and before that was at least a week beforehand, which is why I left the /uma/ club I was in
>>584729970I'm coming back next month
>>584730053Isn't that every woman that doesn't have a broken vagina?
>>584730080
>>584730061mambo could use a power user like you tho
Good night bwos
>>584730126Now I want an edit of this (yes I know pic is also an edit) where it has umas, with Suzuka's being "his legs just fucking explode"
>>584730275this but falco
>>584730315gn gwo
>>584728050>https://litter.catbox.moe/vlywsm.mp4The steak couldn't be that big if you're still hungry.>>584729689I don't get it.>>584729638Kitasan Black would be funnier because she would cry in Nice Nature's lap every few months after losing a race.
>>584730126fun /uma/ clubs are fun
>>584730382um, bwo....
>>584730326I have a better idea: >>>/a/291436094
>>584730275>goyslop>>584730408Whore
>>584730382Like the time I caught the ferry to Tokyo. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Edo, which is what they called Tokyo in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a 10 yen, and in those days ju-en koka had pictures of bumble bees on them. Gimme five bees for a goju0en koka, you'd say. Now was I... Oh yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt at the time. You couldn't get where onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
>>584730408Whoma?
>>584730382Huh that activates my almonds I think I want steak again
>>584730467Yes?
Copano Kirakira wins 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Niigata
>>584730741what a cute namecopacopa kirakira
>>584730741>Copano Bijinaka Sichuan Yeppers
finally something loop worthy
>>584730326While I do like the OP joke, the original is funnier because the way Reginald thinks he's going to die is completely nonsensical>killed by a ghost in a hall of mirrors
>>584730741>Kris SFuck off
>>584731090>cheerking>front skillsanon..?
>>5847311569 front lobby
>>584731090>front loopa>on cheer haloI'm dumb so maybe I don't get it, good work nevertheless
WHY ARE SO MANY UMAS FUCKING SHIT AT SPRINT TRACKS
>>584731156Cheer Halo has a 67% to either get sprint or turf for sprint. She's gonna be a grandparent anyway.
Water Jade wins 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
bros
>>584731342sprints are the least common race irl and in game so not many irl horses trained for them/racesld in them, which means fewer umas have sprint aptitude.
>>584724654
>>584731612N*th...
>>584731342bwo your Taiki? Buono? Nishino? Machan? Karen? Kingu?
>>584731701Now look at the rest of the list
>>584731612I doubt most normalfags in A+/A clubs know about the Kita flatlining event. Mambwos are gonna demote
>>584731612mambo will be the first A rank club anyone talks about
>>584731785the sloptubers aren't talking about that?
https://e-hentai.org/g/4249932/89ff47418b/
>>584731840bro? autis/uma/?
>>584731842They are but the average person doesn't watch sloptubers either
Oguri Plap (as in SEX)
>>584731873Bwo? they are a mid tier A+ club now.
>>584731927Nyo
My trainee keeps making fun of me for going to karaoke bars alone to drunkenly sing the pain away
>>584731927Everyone's Oguri Cap's butt.
>>584731973oh
why is he spamming oguri now?
>>584731997nyes
>>584731973People talked about them when they were an A club tho...
>>584731997YES
>>584732080Have some King Halohttps://e-hentai.org/g/4243598/467b484f3e/
>>584732105>>584732227>stallion
>>584729184why does she do this thing?
Norn Ace, shouldn't you be training?
Gaya's Amore wins 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
CINGREY ONE SHOT FEATURING A FULL COLOR ART OF RYAN COMING SOONTHANK YOU 3 GODDESSES
>>584732319>aislop
>>584732465She's done plenty of that already
>>584732403better than a mare
>>584732495big if true
First rate uma with first rate cuties.
>>584732604it is bwo. this next issue
>>584732495Skip
https://x.com/UMACentel/status/2111200345473142982>official ad
>>584732815Who is this mob uma
>>584732815i dont know if i could accept chocolates from someone ive never seen before
>card decides to instantly finish the chain in the first 3 turns of the career i have never gotten a golden skill so fast
>>584732815I kinda want to kiss her forehead.
>>584732815kinda reminds me of Aqua
>>584732937Retarded uma
post something angry
>>584732937
>>584733072
>>584732937me on the left
>>584733054Saying someone is retarded isn't kinda nice
>>584733167lying isn't kinda nice either
Lavender Haze wins 3rd race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Niigata
>>584733072me
>>584733221
>>584731873autis/uma/ recruited well and replaced flatliners with high earners this month. we're entrenching ourselves in A+ territory while some other clubs rot
>>584733141>Kentuckian
>>584733347we love Umericans here sir
This is probably stupid to many of you well learned dacchis but say I have two Brickeys I made for TT, pretty comparable stats over 1200 wit. One of them pretty much dies on every TT run and doesn't activate anywhere from 4-6 skills but she has 6 golds. The other has 4 gold skills but will regularly activate nearly everything. Which one should I take?
>>584733072something angry
>>584733548You'd have to post both of them because the gold skills may not be that good
>>584733548have you tried observing which one makes more points on average
>>584732110I always shitposted about them when they were a new club, so my autispropaganda worked wellCuriously I joined them afterwards but that's another story
>>584733445No, fuck off
>>584733186this is the new white woman pleasant surprise
>>584733704Same, I used to shitpost on a club until the moment I decided to join in as I like them that much
>>584733676that feels like a lot of autistic excel work
>>584733704I shitposted about them from the start too but I didn't join them
>>584733735
>>584733954>>584733954>>584733954
bake debut
>>584733902stop doing this
>>584733072angoguri
>>584727889that sounds good
>>584733343>add a symbolic quota>kick the flatlinersIT'S THAT SIMPLE DANCHODE
>>584731840Mambo already started as a B rank club thoWe didn't even get any carats for the first month since danchode made the club late
>>584734040eeehhhyada
>>584734041Don't speak about Him like that
Kaen Force wins 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
>>584734008>coal burner
