They fly now Edition>News:Patch 8: https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>584231930
i love this monogamous frog
54 days left let's fucking go
I love this cute, silly, lovable frog
Yeah, she’s the best.
>>584721626that's the face of someone who just put a life size taxidermy wolf into shart's tent
ahh, another day of frog-hating crybabies in shambles
>>584721853yes it is! love this frog
Gorion's Ward once said:I am excited for DivinityIdle Champions of the Forgotten Realms is an official Dungeons & Dragons tm game.Minthara was based on Tom HollandMinthara is canonically 150 years old, pansexual and neutral evilI collect barrels and throw them at every boss including MintharaMinthara did not watch Viconia leave in her childhoodMinthara is the throat goatI respect all women but MintharaIf you romance Minthara you are a horrible personIf you romance Astarion you are a great personI ascended AstarionI romanced ascended AstarionI enjoy all the male companionsI play with LOTS of mods onI love editing the character's appearances with modsI fucked Halsin and Shadowheart at the same time and loved itShadowheart is right not to use her birthnameShadowheart is not chaotic evilShar is neutral evilGale was groomed by MystraI play sorcererI camp castYou cannot find Mayrina's brothers' corpsesKarlach is okay for using soul coinsWyll is a real characterI sympathized with KethericI play male TavI love using summonsI love dragonborns, halflings, gnomes and dwarvesAlfira and many other npcs would make good companionsThe only sluts in the party are Minthara and HalsinObsessing over an optional video game sex encounter for 3 years is pathetic
>>584721853Kek, she would.
mfw cute frogs
>>584722750>mizora without her makeupY I K E S
>>584722486Cringe.
>>584729796Cute.
>>584729796super-cute tiny frog!
so lae'zel is good because she's monogamous and obsessiveare there any actual qualities she has or do people like her just because she likes you?
your concession that she is monogamous is accepted YOU LOST!
>>584735115i appreciate you thinking i said something else but do you have an answer for the question
nah we don't talk to losers like you
>>584735523>nahalright i'll take that as the answerthank you for playing?
>>584734982i think the toads were mindbroken by shart too
honestly unsurprisingly farters don't see honesty and not lying to you as a virtue
>>584734982Plenty, but they would be wasted on you.
I like Lazy because she's a straight shooter. No nonsense. No games, lies, misdirection, or the sort.I also like how she's bluntly practical. "Oh, we're turning into ghaik? I know the solution, I'll just kill you and then kill myself". Like it's just a matter of fact.I also like that her story involves the character being stubborn. She's so sure about the zha'thisk, then she's so sure there's some mistake. She's so sure that even the ghustil is a traitor, or W'wargaz was mistaken. It takes all the way until multiple rests after the creche for her to finally come to terms with maybe Vlaakith is a liar. She was raised to think Vlaakith is infallible, and she's a stubborn person, and these traits play a role in her story.And last but not least, her romance is nice because she starts off with these githyanki bootcamp impressions of sex and intimacy, where she has casual sex and even brags about not having to worry about getting pregnant, but over the course of act 1 and act 2 she learns the value of true intimacy and she becomes the most monogamous character in the game alongside Wyll and Minth. Her story about being stubborn shows a character arc where she changes, and her romance shows another character arc where she changes.Lae'zel is cool because I didn't really like her at first, but then I liked her more the more I got to know her. Which is true for Astarion and Minthara as well. Most of the best written characters in this game actually give a bad first impression, and you get to know them better and learn their story and their character arc and it improves from there. Which is an interesting trend.Man, it sure is a blessing to be discussing the high points of the game of the decade, still 3 years later. luv bg3.
Another day, another toad seething about best girl, for some reason.
>>584738160no one asked
>>584738160>She's so sure about the zha'thisk, then she's so sure there's some mistake. She's so sure that even the ghustil is a traitor, or W'wargaz was mistaken. It takes all the way until multiple rests after the creche for her to finally come to terms with maybe Vlaakith is a liargreat depiction of a zealot who doubles down when presented with evidence
>>584738160based
Lae'zel is love.Lae'zel is life.Lae'zel a miracle of the universe.Lae'zel might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out.
>>584744169Chk. She did nothing wrong. Cease repeating this falsehood!
I remember being here in 2023.generating images with Bing's Image Generator.Surfing /bgg/.
next playthrough I do of this game will have to be this charactor;Half Elf Male with moustache. Bladesinger.Companions:AstarionGaleWyll
>>584746785no romances btw.
>>584739450actually >>584734982 did
>>584746785keep me posted
>>584734982Well-written characters remain compelling even if unromanced. Romance can reveal a side of them and deepen them, but it is not a substitute for character itself. Some people have a bad habit of equating the companion with their romance, as if there were nothing about them beyond wish fulfillment. This is not a mere dismissal of the writing, but a failure to acknowledge one's own humanity - the qualities and flaws one recognizes in another person. Fiction is a tool for understanding ourselves. I would hope that even players who choose not to romance Lae'zel would recognize and appreciate her profound sense of honor, her capacity for self-determination, her force of will. When her lich queen betrays her and the foundations of her world crumble, what remains is her sense of self.>>584738160Great post, as always. Thank you for still being here.
saturday morning frogtoons, you say?
Act 3 is so fucking large god damn I just want to finish this game already
new bg3 merch got teased
>>584738160i don't like that she doesn't have go to the creche to get on her orpheus route. i don't like that the player can always persuasion check her at all points in the story to flipflop her route. you can have lae'zel on the oprheus route, but then tell her to be loyal to vlaakith in act 3. you can have lae'zel on the vlaakith route, but then persuasion check her at the docks to get her off of it. it makes the character seem pretty flimsy. she's not nearly as well written as astarion
>>584764712cute and happy party!
https://youtu.be/-IudP7eYVLc
>>584769416Gross
>>584770534meant for >>584735523 >>584735272>>584735115>>584722750
How do we solve the reddit question?
People headcanon gale as a victim of pedophilia because his story is fucking boring
is it really wrong when it's an older attractive woman tho?
https://youtu.be/q-v-a-NFH-Q
mystra is a pedo who groomed gale. wake up to that women can be pedos too
>tfw mystra will never groom and rape me
>>584776519Why didn't Larian let Tamaryn sing in BG3? She could have done something similar to the Lullaby of Woe from The Witcher 3 or they could have just had her do a song unrelated to Mizora. She has a beautiful singing voice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBDSbLCk7aY
>>584777218become a wizard and she might
>>584777780I'm sorry but I'm CHA ONLY, I don't fuck with non-CHA builds.
>>584777490People would have sided with mizora even harder
>>584777940then mystra won't groom you
Tamaryn wanted to voice a minute long cunnilingus scene with Mizora where she would moan until orgasm, Swen rejected the suggestion and said that the players would find it too explicit. Even after the release of BG3 and the players loving the sexual content she begged Swen but he refused.
this says a lot about our society
>>584779061Yes, she said that the fans are the only reason we get to do what we love and make a living out of it so they deserve all the fan service. She also said that the fans loved the romance & sex scenes as you can see them being praised everywhere online so it only makes sense to expand on them and add more. Tamaryn said she was more than willing to voice more sex scenes and to make them longer and more explicit. She was very disappointed with her own sex scene and felt it was very tame for someone like Mizora, she wanted it to be more explicit and longer.Swen rejected her suggestions.
karlach grooming a human/half elf/halfling tav
>halflingcringe
Karlach seems like the type of gal to keep a bush, weird that she doesn't have one
>>584780964Halflings are charming underdogs.
>>584781787All short and ugly (dragonborn) races shouldn't exist
>>584781880this. Plus h*lf breeds like h*lf-elves and h*lf-orcs as well.
>>584782005>hating cute half elvestake that back
>>584782005Halflings are S O V Land Half Orcs have the very cool Homunculus Backstory.
>>584782237>>584782293impure mongrels
once or twice... or more than that
Guy who makes the Ugliest half elves on earth calling orcs ugly
>>584784502yes facts
>>584777218how did mystra groom a 22+ aged man, if anyone will groom you it's elminster
>>584785526you can get groomed as a adult but mystra took gale at 8
fact: baldur's gate 3 needed more swag in its party
>>584782768Hapas make my cock feel good tho
>>584782237divine
>>584787815
>>584788601
https://x.com/Turrettropper/status/2110941015175557273
>>584788113Minsc is a good man
>>584788889LAE'ZEL NO!
>>584791254Where do those voice moans usually get played? Illithid powers? I never use themhttps://x.com/ioanaharasim/status/2111388664584622366
>>584788889I saw the BG3 people playing DND recently for the Worwo Warcwaf promotion.I was surprised...Here it is ; https://youtu.be/8WjoZ2KJ_2E
>>584794446glad the VA still got clout years after bg3's release
>>584794446>neil's aids got worse>dev a total milf now
>>584794954Why are her tits so small after having a kid?
TieflingMaleMephistophelesWizardNecromancy
wtf why does she look so different, I barely recognise her
>>584777490what can't this beautiful goddess do?
>>584795865Hot
>>584795183that baby mustve been getting the big sippy
>>584795865S E X O
Dev doesn't have the same pit game that Jen has, that's for sure
>>584795865she did her make up different than usual
>>584795865her hair isn't pinned to her head, lol. have you ever seen women
sweaty baby making sex with Dev and Jen
>>584795865its the eyeshadow
>>584801441Shut the fuck up
>>584802565sweaty baby making sex with you
>>584802751vengeful frog
Shadowheart is best girl because she will let you fuck other women while she will remain monogamous
>>584803515
>>584803609She literally lets you fuck other women while she never cheats on you
Let's talk about divinity and it can improve the bg3 formula
>>584804028Do you prefer BG3's formula of limited casts that can only be replenished through resting or DOS2's formula of unlimited casts with a cooldown that gets immediately replenished after combat?
>>584774758>>584776625Only a subhuman parasite would joke about sexual abuse and pedophilia.>>584769416>>584776519>>584804028Stop spamming worthless off-topic garbage, parasite.>>584775880>>584787009Stop spamming worthless off-topic garbage, shitposter.
>>584804359I much prefer cooldown based spells but they gotta do something about chaining crowd control spells
>>584804748Nobody asked grandpa
>>584803515>taking advantage of Shadowheart's insecurities by fucking other womenYou don't deserve her you whore
>"b...b-b-but shadofuck you. frog
>>584805968aristocrat frog
>>584805940She needs to know her place, I'm entitled to other women.
>>584804502>>584804748retard
that toad will give you warts
>>584806350With all the men she fucked before you there's no doubt she caught a std or two
but enough about shart
>>584807043Shadowheart was mindraped and brainwahsed into being a whore for the cause, Lae'zel is just a natural whore that likes casual sex.
>>584806213alluring frog
>>584807043this is the same character that said he still sees shart as the 8 yr old that cried alone at night. keep in mind he is an elderly gnome. gnomes have the same life span as elves. he is unironically a pedo
>>584808910diddy's gate 3
>>584808910is he the only not confirmed for gay gnome in the game
>>584809319wulbren. all the straight gnomes are evil
>>584809319the blind gnome got a daughter
>>584809826His daughter is human iirc and therefore very likely adopted.
>>584810009nah you probably confused one of the human gondians for his daughter
>>584809419garrigan isn't evil for wanting some prime shadowcunny
most annoying thing about warlock is how underpowered eldritch blast is before you get all the busted gear. booming blade is still stupid op tho
that's it you're going into the zaithisk
>>584810309>kung fu frogher practice is definitely paying off, truly the Warrior of Warriors mastering who armed and unarmed combat
>>584810226cazador...
my origin wishlist for bg3's successor>token male & female human to please the self inserters, there's a reason gale's the most popular, origin and it sure a fuck isn't his story lol, I could choose I'd like a knight archetype torn between the paladin way and the dark knight path, I'd LOVE a watch origin, I fucking love ethel in bg3 it's a shame her writer left larian but I'm sure larian can still pull off an amazing witch>elf(male & hot cuz they'll try to emulate astarion's success to please the girlies)>lizard(female), default durge was a huge success and got tons of fanarts, let's keep making cool lizards>malady, everybody loves bg3's narrator and having her voice actress play an origin would be really really cool and her biggest wish is to play a romanceable companionwhat do yall think?
divinity ON GOD
>>584812279I don’t care about it’s successor.
I love this beautiful, funny, dignified frog
>>584813017why? it's literally gonna be bg4 lol
>Firing up the game again >Getting a helping of class mods, extra enemies and FADE items for a fun new run>Run Durge again because I want to check out that new story mod they mad for them >Already precommitting to Minthara >Having qualms about killing the tieflings>I don't like them that much but I like Dammond, Roland and Bex (or Sex as I call her) >Can't figure out a RP way to knock out Minthara Anyone other RP autists that can help me out? I have an ice witch
>>584812279if I could choose*
>>584813441She was getting dicked down by a new githyanki man after every battle
What's the lore reason for literal race of children of devils being allowed to roam freely?
>>584815952anyone that got ties with the hells or its inhabitants can have children that will turn out to be tieflings
>>584804748see >>584567886
>>584815652nice try, GHAIK
>>584816183And why are those allowed to reproduce?
>>584816774because anybody could have had a grandpa that once touched a soul coin which infected his bloodline with the essence of the hells and that tieflings aren't inherently bad people
>>584813556Lot of experience with things I once loved turning to shit with future iterations and continuations. I’ve learned to be satisfied with what I have.
>>584816756She literally tells you this herself
>>584817348If you’re looking for perfectly virginal waifus, you’re not finding them in this game.
>>584817593quil's a virgin but dark urge literally kills her, this says a lot about our society
>>584817593I never claimed anything of the sort, I'm just pointing out facts in the face of relentless cope
>>584817593Shadowheart
>>584818462Lmao
>>584818462kindheart
Lae’zel- fuckedShadowheart- fuckedKarlach- fuckedMinthara- fucked Gale- fuckedAstarion- run-through whoreJaheira- widower, fuckedHalsin- fucked, and obnoxious about iteven Minsc- fuckedThe only possible virgin in the cast is that loser, Wyll, because they made him as bland and inoffensive as possible.
>>584820027man that party is ASS
>>584820027were there any virgins in bg1 and 2?
>>584820027this KILLS waifufags
>>584821305>he thinks I would abandon my waifu just because she's lived a life before me
Shadowheart is technically a virgin because she couldn't consent to sex while being brainwashed so she was always raped and rape isn't sex.
>>584822258Please, sir, place the copium on the ground and step back.
>>584812279>>584812967>>584813556This is malicious off-topic spam that should be reported.>>584814052There are plenty of possible reasons you could come up with here to explain mercy. A rationale that isn't particularly contrived is that your character recognizes that a Lolth-sworn drow is uncharacteristically serving this "Absolute" upstart, which must reasonably mean it is against her will. (The same reasoning does not apply to a goblin or hobgoblin. They are vermin.) As the Dark Urge, you could even headcanon that the pale woman you see in Minthara's vision seems vaguely familiar. It is enough to spare her life.
>>584823250how is talking about bg3's sequel off topic but you talking about mean girls ok, grandpa?
>>584823442He think he’s the sole authority of the general. Narcissistic delusion.
DIVINITY DEADASS
>>584823250watch out! the hall monitor is here!
>>584824310EA wyll would say that
>abrasive>proudly stupid>belongs to a race of brainwashed savages>calls you names and her subject>complains and threatens when you call her out on her bsRP wise only the most goody doer tav would ever accept Lae'Zel into the partyEvery other type of character would abandon her or kill her outright
>>584825630>offers a cure to your imminent and deadly problem >comes from a people well-acquainted with the beings that infected you>is a skilled warrior Only a Tav with shitty survival instincts would turn her away
>>584825630>RP wise only the most goody doer tav would ever accept Lae'Zel into the partyThat was me. Sometimes I forget how irritating Lae'zel was at the start of the game until I replay it. It's nice seeing how she changes later in the game though.
>>584825630cause she says she can cure your tadpole thats all you need
>>584824087I'm just one poster. I have the right to call out what I deem to be malicious spam that is harmful to thread quality, just as you have the right (and the hypocrisy) to enable the parasite (>>584813017, >>584817291). Weren't you wondering why this general is so "hostile" a week ago? Well there's your answer.
>>584825989>>584826347There is zero reason to assume she's saying the truth and not luring you into a trapYou already know she'd rather die than turn into a mind flayer, she may as well be planning a party wipe to prevent anyone from turning
>>584826361I voiced my opinion. You’re an authoritative dick. There’s a difference.
>>584825989okay but you know the artefact is protecting you, but lae'zel wants to kill shart and hand over the artefact to her people. plus no one in their right mind would actually think the gith would help cure an istik instead of killing them
>>584826665well you are desperate baka. The gith know the mindflayers the best
>>584817348>"haha no, really! she does!"
Divinity featuring minsc and boo from bg3(they're romanceable)
>>584826665>>584827148Generally, you don’t know anything about the artifact when you meet Lae’zel after the nautiloid. All you know is you’ve got a ticking time bomb in your head, very little time to diffuse it, and no obvious solutions are in sight. Lae’zel offers one, no matter how questionable it may be.
>>584827490Raphael also offers a solutionAnd devils are more trustworthy than a race of literal savages
>>584827662>devils>trustworthyRaphael, pls
>>584827490but you do know something about the artefact once the bridge scene happens. it makes a little bit of sense to accept her into the party at first, but once that scene happens she obviously becomes more of a detriment to your well being than an asset
I want to get back into the game, but I'm trying to remember who I am. All I remember is that I won a war against goblins and that the frog girl was the best girl.
>>584828021I suppose you could rationally ditch her at that point. If you’re an ungrateful ass.
>>584826665and there is zero reason to assume she's lying
>>584828442its self preservation dude. if you think someone is going to get you killed, you'd get the hell away from them. realistically no one would risk their life when lae'zel may try to pry the artefact from you and give it to the gith
>>584827662your soul over what??
>>584828820Well, I don’t think of her. By that point, she’s pretty well earned my trust whereas everyone else has been hiding some dark and potentially dangerous secret.
>>584830583and you have shitty survival instincts. most people would only take wyll and karlach with them if they were actually plopped into this situation
>>584830937>the dumbass warlock more concerned with chasing a tiefling and play fighting with kids than fixing the exploding head problem>the uneducated, touch-starved Hell vet who hasn’t been on the material plane in a decadelol, nah
>>584831340they're literally the only two that the average person might trust enough to travel with. all the others rely on you using vidya logic to keep them around
>>584830937Gale, Wyll and Shadowheart are the most tame options imo. Everyone else looks like a freak
>>584831531Whatever you say, dude.
>>584831534gale might explode at any moment. no one in their right mind would let him stay in camp. you know he won't because its a videogame but irl you could never know. i guess some people might stick with shart if their horny instincts overpower their survival ones
Fem dragonborn can be surprisingly cute.
The complainer guy is usually right. Bringing up divinity out of the blue not within the context of development or comparing to bg3 is off topic. and a few of you obviously do it specifically to annoy him, which is the textbook definition of shitposting, which you wouldn't do if you cared about being a good poster. random music videos are also off topic
Daily frogspiration
>>584837708
>>584837708Auspicious.
>>584801441I think they're occupied.
>>584832758absolutely>>584837963super-cute little frog!
>>584837840>>584837963Archer frogs
I never listen to that trash music that gets posted here
>>584842964yep and they're off-topic!
>>584843223You’re off topic.
no anime remix bg3 music
Now THIS is on-topic:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzjrm0lWsqE
>>584843781I was not ready for the kino that was coming when I first heard this
>>584843781So soothing
For me, it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErSwDczBYD0I really like this version toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqZ3g6c4-yE
>>584844010My jam right here: https://youtu.be/kbQQAg3IPM8
>>584843892Same.
>>584844246https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvIurj6F46w
>>584844670Creeped me out good when that came on.
>>584845065she looks good
Will I like dos2 if I platinumed bg3
>>584865669probaaaaaably? swen called dos2 bg3's spiritual predecessor, if you like deep turn based combat with a tons of reactivity and larian writing you'll love dos2, if you like bg3 because of its cinematics, deep romance and dnd setting idk if you'll like it
putting together some nsfw mods before I start, this is more complicated than I expected, which was "add boob slider"was going to ask for help but since OP is "nexus" and nexus are OSA cocksuckers ill figure it out myself. tldr: if you support the "UK government" online safety act you should kill yourself.
Okay.
ick
maybe too far, don't really care, fed up of running into government mandated gatekeeping that was not there before. stop using nexus.ill go now.
>>584868554cucked country
date night
>>584874212with karlach
>>584874773with me
Dragonborn race is CRINGE
>>584882568they're swen's favorite race you fiend
>>584882568true
>>584868554>living in the UK unironically
>walk into town with undead minions following me>chaos ensuesI don't know what I was expecting
Why didn't Bhaal let you fuck Orin?
A frogly repose.
Lae'zel fucks red dragons
>>584872743h-hello?
oh Shadowheart oh my sweet Shaddywhy did it have to be this way...
>>584894128>unbothered. moisturized. happy in my lane. flourishing
53 days left, one of the things I'm looking forward the most is the return of the lone wolf feat, I would have sunk so many hours on lone wolf playthroughs in bg3 if it were in the game and the romances were catering to me, I just loved doing lone wolf playthroughs with my favorite romance, just (You) and your favorite companion against the world yknow? larian did promise to add it to the game during early access but they either forgot or wotc didn't allow them because it would fuck with the ruleset's brand too much or something
>"Sh.. Shadowheart? Shaddy?">She sighs a little, polite but annoyed by the interruption, "Yes, Tav, what is it? You know it takes longer with interruptions">"Wh-why do you .. um... taste like Goodberry...?">"Erm, new soap I suppose now please get back to work">she goes back to obviously casting a Sending spell to someone while you continue to lick her 'down there'
>>584894570do the dishes, istik
it's me wife
holy spam
wow she's literally space hitler and thats a good thing
>>584894128cute, relaxing frog!
>>584900420>things I don't like are spam ok!!sorry babe, not how it works. The relationship between Shaddy and Daddy H is on-topic, and there's reasonable time between them.You'll just have to deal with it :)
>>584900420let him cook
why was cuckschizo gone so long? did he get put in jail for stalking or cp or something?
>>584904417him and the namefag literally always cuckspam on the weekend they're 200% in the same discord as the middle aged pigschizo idk why they're obsessed with shadowheart literally just don't romance her if she gives you the ick
at least change up your syntax when you samefag so that its less obvious
I don't even help Shadowheart escape the nautiloid anymoreI stand and watch her pound on the pod, and I say outloud "You know what you did." Then I turn and leave.Halsin? Dies in the goblin cages. And then I restart. I have done this around 30 times now.I will never forget what you took from me Halsin.
>>584904952it's funny that people calling you a schizoid loser triggers you more than people spamming cuck fanfics & screenshots for literal hours, doesn't matter at the end of the day december awaits
>>584904820mintharafag doesn't do that even though you think he does. cuckschizo is the same guy that spams porn and gore when he gets mad. he's probably an actual criminal irl. i feel horrible for his mother
>that theme yeesh
>>584904952you got me i like to obsess over someone who isn't even in the threads right now
>>584905357don't like it? I did it myself :c
>>584904820this
>>584905357i use the default blue cause i hate dark theme shit
guys let's try to stay on topicjust a friendly reminder
>>584826831Yeah. You're still enabling a malicious parasite (>>584842674, >>584902973, >>584904820) that replies to itself (>>584865669, >>584867329), believing that voicing your opinion is what matters, rather than when you voice it and to whom. Genuine opinion (to your credit) is wasted on a parasite that is only here to shit up the thread by rambling about Larian's Next Game (>>584895939). You're still thinking that my pretentious cuntishness is relevant to the issue at hand. A difference in perspective, if you will.
sex in divinity with pigschizo's mom
Three of the general's worst spammers are all posting at once. Wonderful.
>>584907717I can finally post it!
The very first blast of Halsin's seed into Shadowheart while you are asleep or leave them at camp, permanently changes her "scent."This is a druid thing, he essentially completely marks her as his. Even though he allows you to be with her, the scent transformation is always there to remind both of you about his ownership of her.
>>584906672
>>584908247Christ, I never thought I’d be glad to see you posting this garbage, but I’ll take it over that schizo fuck’s ranting.
Dumb helm
it seems like at least half of origin wyll's voice lines are the early access va
>>584906672Please stop posting off topic. We’re here to discuss Baldur’s Gate 3, not your pet peeves and weird fetishes.
>>584907717I barely post nowadays, if you were including me. Maybe three or four times a day. The parasite easily averages ten times that. But definitions don't matter much to some here. Anyone you don't like is a "schizo" or a "spammer," diluting the meaning of these terms, normalizing the behavior of those that actively seek to destroy the general.>>584908471>I never thought I’d be glad to see you posting this garbageInteresting statement. Not only is it an explicit endorsement of garbage (schizospam), but it reveals a willingness to lower your standards. I could understand lowering your expectations, but your standards should not be as variable. There's a difference. >>584909617>We’re here to discuss Baldur’s Gate 3Okay. Do you think Mystra is a pedophile who groomed Gale? That has been a certain subhuman's explicit stance, repeated again and again, including in this very thread (>>584776625). But what do you personally believe? Please voice your opinion, anon.
>dutifully eating the goodberry pie like she wants you to>feel Shaddy's legs clamping around you suddenly>hear the gruff grunts of Halsin somewhere behind become more primal, more animal>manage to look back a bit, seeing Halsin with his hard "oak staff" start to get more hairy, more leathery. Bigger.>"w-wait, n-nnoo" you start to plead, struggling to get free>Shaddy begins chanting, looking at you with glee, as she casts Command: "Submit">A heavy paw lands on your shoulder holding you in place
the bear and the bull
mystra the groomer
oh /bgg/ you'll never change
what does good berry taste like?
>>584904952i think this whenever i see lae'zel posting clock out and switch to cuckposting
>anon doesn't know what syntax is
oh no you just don't know what i was talking about: >>584901348>>584906508
>>584913068Kek
>Shaddy laying back, exhausted from Halsin's pounding>Daddy Halsin sitting back with his pipe, supervising your clean-up>"mmmnfurfnfmmm nurmomnurghh good mmm arrmgfrnmm mmm goodberry good">"Slow down, Tav! You'll make yourself sick!>"There will be plenty more Goodberry Pie for you later :)"
You! Post a frog, immediately!
>>584915546Poor Gake doesn’t deserve that, you disloyal tramp
>>584915546
>>584915546>Gale... how would you feel about getting cucked?
>>584915484
>>584915546larian letting tav be a massive whore is unironically good roleplay
>>584915969If you want to blow yourself up now, Gale, ideally right next to that whore, I totally get it. Pop off, king.
>>584915484sorry, mane. I was playing the new rimworld update
>>584812279A lesbian Bhaalist with a fixation on sexual cannibalismA bi female half-drow undeath pact warlock that worships Evening Glory and you can become undead with her in your romance.A straight female moon elf blade-singer that's very traditionalist.A straight male tiefling spellfire sorcerer, but his spellfire is actually hellfire and he has a weird connection to Mephistopheles.A lesbian forest gnome Mielikki worshipper druid drawn out from the depths of the forests due to the danger presented in the plotA straight white human male artificer chudA straight white human female wizard chudette that's the human male's sister.I would like to work a gay guy in there somewhere and a bi femboy, but idk if femboys work in oldschool DnD canon. If they do, then yeah, a sexy little bi femboy.
zaithisk, now
>>584919237>If they do, then yeah, a sexy little bi femboy.that's a sentence right there oh my days
>>584920049Every game needs some gooner bait.He needs to be a relatively non-threatening class though. Maybe a cleric of the peace domain or something.
>>584916064I love this pouty nigga like you wouldn't believe.
>>584920452>Maybe a cleric of the peace domain or something.cute
>>584920479yea she cute
to be fair a soft boy archetype written by larian would probably be popular honestly any character that is not an exhuberant and sassy drama queen would be a breath of fresh air I'll keep it a buck just look at jaheira and minsc, a lot of the origins have similar vibes i m o
Gale belongs to Lae'zel
Gale belongs to half orc tav(female)
It's lame that the "good guy" path will end up canon for every character. Astarion is already confirmed to be a spawn, Shadowheart is gonna be a Selunite, Gale will most likely be a professor. Fucking lame.
>>584915969gale cooked
>>584922290How would they make a sequel then?
>>584922616I don't want bg4 to confirm character paths in any way shape or form if it were up to me bg4 wouldn't even be set in baldur's gate maybe act 1 would be in baldur's gate and the meat and potatoes would be set in waterdeep or in the hells or another weird & unique dnd city
>>584923110The character paths will be confirmed long before Bg4 rolls around. I imagine WOTC will make the sequel comics, the HBO show, and Bg4 all line up with each other.
Tav has a rumbly tummy from all that "goodberry pie" but just can't stop.As soon as Daddy Halsin pumps a new batch into Shadowheart, Tav is in place ready to slurp it up like a greedy little beast. It goes on like this for all the night and into the morning. Finally Tav retches, it's just been too much druidic seed... yet still, the feeding frenzy continues.>hrmrmmmnfhrhgrlrlgm mmm yum good yes yes good berry mmmgrllrlkfrjmHalsin and Shadowheart look both disgusted and highly amused. "Nature's bounty" he says to her and she laughs, shaking her head
>>584927234sex frog
>>584930178indeed..
>>584930178but what about frog sex
BG3 X Divinity X Larian
>>584931013we want this
>>584930749yes please
>>584931013SWEN!!!!I'M DYING HERE!!!
>>584809826Gnomes live in gay marriages but have to breed with the opposite sex when it's time to grow their numbers. As a long-lived race they don't need to reproduce often.
>>584919237Please stop posting off-topic garbage. We're here to (ostensibly) discuss Baldur's Gate 3, not your ideal sequel and weird fetishes. Ah, but your kind is all that's left these days.>>584920049 >>584920893>>584931013>>584931920 Another weekend successfully spent shitting up the thread. Interesting how the parasite is guilty of everything it accuses others of.
>>584922290It's obvious why they won't do that. All of the domination and bhaal endings result in too much damage to Sword Coast to be tolerate in the status quo. Astarion can't ascend because he becomes an evil vampire lord who's in cahoots with with Mephistopheles and WotC can't use his popularity as an adventurer. Shadowheart became a Dark Justiciar in the MTG set though.
I love my murderwife.
>>584932749Did you even play the other Divinity games?
ai slop loll
>>584933715>Dark JusticiarGross.
>>584933971Yes. What a strange question.
>>584934231She's hotter like that but her story is depressing.
>>584935301Makes for a very unsatisfying story. Ascended Astarion? God Gale? Those are interesting outcomes that are fitting for the characters.
>>584936519God Gale would be much more likely to happen in canon than ascended Astarion because gods have pretty strict rules about directly intervening in the setting so effectively it would be the same as professor Gale for WotC.
>>584936519I think that's exactly the point of that path for her though. It's not very satisfying because it's not what she truly would want beneath all the brainwashing. It's what she was indoctrinated to become. To me it was about as impactful as her selunite route, as complete opposites.
i'm not sure how to feel about there implicitly being a "true Shadowheart" beneath the indoctrination when she's been a selunite for 9 years (as selunite as a one-year-old could be) and a sharran for 40
>>584938357A person's childhood years shapes who they are for the rest of their life.
>>584933715>Shadowheart became a Dark Justiciar in the MTG set though.That has no relevance to canonicity whatsoever. We already know WotC is favoring a post-BG3 timeline in which Karlach, Shadowheart, and Astarion are adventuring together. (Source: Heroes of Faerûn and Adventures in Faerûn.) But that's beside the point. The game canon is the only one that matters. And in the game, Jaheira recalls a prophecy that foretold the liberation of Aylin, thus ruling out the possibility of a Dark Justiciar Shadowheart.>Jaheira: Unshackled from shadows, she will rise in moonlit glory and carve a path of brightness to the accursed one's second death.
Which girl is most into anal?
>>584943370shadowheart was groomed by the transgender nocturne so that's the most likely
>>584941613>post bg3>all wearing their starter armorYeah, the game canon really should only matter.
>>584943370>>584943519Getting to smell Shadowcute's butthole would be the fulfillment of my life>>584943679Should they be wearing a dumb clownsuit like you do in the game? Transmog is the best invention games every came up with.
>>584943679>Yeah, the game canon really should only matter.that is the sane position to take and its clear who the thread interlopers are depending on their position of this
>>584943370You
>>584933715>Shadowheart became a Dark Justiciar in the MTG set though.there are cards for both routes
>>584945495my honest reaction
>>584945651lol
>>584945651So judgy.
>fagberryposting>shaddy, I.....posting>DIVINITYDIVINITYDIVINITYOHMYGODDDD-DDDDDposting>autistic meltiesI'm just here to post this cute frog
>>584946986I... I actually haven't seen the>shaddy...Poster in a while... I'm scared.
>>584947280him? >>584895378
>>584947340Oh, there he is.Well, that's good I guess. I would have an autistic freak out if my spaces started to change more.
>Jaheira wants to know about supplies. Will we make it to The Game Awards?
what do Halsin's balls smell like?
>>584946986FACT CHECK: TRVE
>>584945495Cute
I love me nan
>>584951101Imagine how she'd be if she were romanceable
>>584951326They'll add it in the DLC. I have a good feeling about this.
>>584951101Nyl needs to use that magnificent model of her to make Shadowheart eat out her massive hairy old muff
>>584951101
>wake up in the middle of the night>turn to spoon with Shaddy>she's not there>"oh must be out for another one of her midnight swims"
>>584956782That would be too good to happen.
>>584956782fuck off futa fag
>want some glorious Lae’zel x Shadowheart animation >always includes some random dudeFuuuuuuuck!
>>584958578>Karlach always has a massive dick. Always.
>>584958578I like futa, but Jaheira having a huge fat hairy vagina is hotter than a penisShart is not remotely futa coded, so she wouldn't have a peen either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUBUQDy32T0
>>584948646cute frog on head of cute frog
52 days left gang
https://youtu.be/ZU3chpxYWeU good morning /bgg/ let's have a productive week
>>584977242cool
Is there any level cap mods that's compatible with the 5.5e AIO Beyond?
>>584971684why the long face
>>584970841cute princess
>Cload and dagger, my favorite.
divinity on god
>>585009663>be Sarevok>all jobber villains die>stays alive and bullying Dark UrgeThis guy is a true Chad
>>585010137
>>585009723stealthy frog
>>584968652That's pretty cute. Never seen this.
>>584968652I'm not going to make it
>>585012570I love sneaky frogs
would yall buy larian games if they were shorter and released every 2 to 3 years or do you want every larian game to be as big as bg3
>>585019920>would yall buy larian gamesYes.That said, I prefer games to be long, so I lean on that side of the debate.
>>585019920bg3's too big imo and that ended up biting act 3 in the ass make something shorter and more polished, that will make writing the story waaaay easier when you don't have to worry about 2 billion permutations
>>585000031Heartattack
>>585021000God I hope Larian doesn't listen to people like you. One of the things I love about BG3 is how many things I'm still discovering after 1200 hours. Luckily, seems they prefer making impossibly large games as well.Act 3 is the best act, BTW.
>>585022971Act 3 has a few bright spots like the House of Hope, but companion content feels gutted. Virtually all unique companion interaction happens in Act 1. In that first act, they actually talk to each other and have conflicts. By Act 3, they're simply waiting for their personal quests to be completed and that's about it.
>>585000031Would. Let her ride on top.
>>585022971act 2's my favorite and it's clearly the shortest I guess different people value different things
why do anons call lae'zel the most honest companion when she literally says she stole her cousins sword and replaced it with a toy one? her cousin got eaten by a beholder because of it. she's a hypocrite just like the rest of them. lae'zel is willing to use thievery and deception if it benefits herthe only honest companion is karlach t b h
>>585024852because she doesn't lie to the player or try to use them to gain more power, karlach's definitely the most honest companion doe
>>585025068thats just because she has nothing to lie to the player about. if you were some poor sap in her creche, she'd lie, cheat, and steal to get you killed so she's the top star at the creche. honestly, most of the other companions wouldn't do somethings as low as she did but they're the ones who are maligned as "liars" by everyone
>>585019920I like how big bg3 is
karlach had so much potential it's such a shame that her story's rushed all she needed was a little bit of juice and maybe a mini area where you could meet zariel and flo, maybe flesh out mizora and wyll's lore a little bit, more gondian and gortash interactions, a way or two to fix her heart and boom best character ever
>>585026025Epic.
>>585026025>Minthara dies because she's not strong enough >Minsc dies because the tadpole nerfed himd
LIVESALL MORTAL LIVESEXPIRE
>>585040465
is there a single boss in this game that can handle darkness spam aside from raphael?
https://youtu.be/XAC6ilZzrN8
would you rather hang out with gortash or halsin
>>585046757>would you rather drink piss or eat shit
>>585046595>>585047097cute frogs
>>585047389Depends. Whose piss is it?
>>585047543smug frog
>>585026025Being realistic: Orin would dilacerate Minthara and Sarevok would rape Minsc...
>>585050614Without the tadpole shit, Minsc would defeat Sarevok with bare hands
>>585050937I agreed. BG3 Sarevok is way to weak, he should be lvl 20 at best, not lvl 16.
>>585024852"Why isn't a prank played by her younger self an indication that the brutally honest Lae'zel is actually quite deceptive?" Maybe the profound stupidity becomes more apparent if you rephrase the question that way. If her cousin actually mistook a toy sword for the real thing, perhaps they deserved to be culled at an early age. This isn't deception so much as natural selection. Up next - why do some anons call Astarion evil even though he enjoys petting Scratch?>>584974726>>585000171>>585019920>>585044265Stop spamming worthless off-topic garbage, you insufferable parasite.
>>585024852>why do anons call lae'zel the most honest companion when she literally says she stole her cousins sword and replaced it with a toy one?got a pic? no way someone would just make something up to lie about lae'zel right
>>585053948Not them, but I know Lae'zel mentions it in Karlach's date scene. Not sure if she talks about it anywhere else. She does say she's killed quite a few of her cousins for various silly things.
>originso it don't real
>>585055580That's not a generic line for any Tav. It's specifically Lae'zel and it's canon
the only way to get lae'zel on a date with ack is through origins therefor don't real
>>585053948As the other anon pointed out, the line is real. Nothing that really paints Lae'zel in a worse light, however. Younglings or not, the weak (and the foolish) are culled in githyanki culture.>>585055410Why do some anons call the non-character a good person even though he stole from his own father?
nah origins don't real like anything notgame
>>585055949I don't understand your logic. Just because the writer put that line on the origin doesn't make it not canon. Origin Lae'zel has some pretty amusing stories about her cousins in the Grove too. >>585056093I mean, it's implied he was a child at the time, nobody actually cares about Wyll.
>>585056093>the weak (and the foolish) are culled in githyanki culturethen lae'zel deserved to get culled by shart for goin to sleep lol
>>585056695since origins are player controlled they deviate significantly from the writer's intention of the character. through the player's decisions for the characters in effect makes it no better than fan fic
>>585058236Again, that's not a generic Tav line. It's a line specifically made for Lae'zel. It's about her past too, so it's not like the player is actually making her kill her cousin there. She did it in the past.
>>585056878still hereyou're still queerget used to it
Shaddy did nothing wrong when she killed frog bitch in her sleep
>ShaddySo he also trolls Lae'zel, interesting.
divinity no cap
>someone is pissing on frog bitchAAAIIIEEE help me niggerman
more like "came to frog thread to cry about the frog"
>>585064101they truly are in a hell of their own making
Which Origin (not DURGE) is the best for a Minthara romance? I heard you can make her a noble lady of Baldurs gate if you romance her as Wyll. And the scene you get when you refuse to go to Avernus with her as Karlach is also pretty goated.
>>585065968Durge
>>585026025Without thinking with your penis, Minthara is the best female companion by a large margin.
I know that when Astarion "reveals" he's a vampire, there's an option for Tav to go >Yes, obviouslyIs there a mod that does something similar for Shadowheart? I think it's absurd that she's running around with sharran symbols on her gear and a sharran symbol hairband and saying "darkness protect me" and being really hostile to Selune and when she goes "btw I worship Shar" all your companions are like pic related.
>>585064227true story. borgar for the borgar frog
>>585068904I don't think so, but there are mods that make her less obviously Sharran.She does have this line if you've made it past the gauntlet without her telling you she worships Shar.
I need to play as emo tattooed pookie and have cutefrog as my sidekickwife again. that was pretty fun
>>585065968Lae’zel. Go for the ending where she controls the brain and overthrows Vlaakith.
>>585079747deceased...
Larian, I'm not supposed to know this yet...
>>585068407Only coomers will say Viconia is better than Minthara
>The engine at the heart of every infernal war machine has a furnace fueled by soul coins. Among the vehicle's helm controls is a narrow slot into which soul coins can be fed. soul coins placed in this slot tumble into the furnace, which is two size categories smaller than the vehicle containing it.>An infernal war machine's furnace consumes a soul coin instantly, expending all the coin's remaining charges at once and destroying the coin in the process. The soul trapped in the coin becomes trapped in the furnace instead, powering the infernal war machine for a duration determined by how many charges the soul coin had when it was consumed: 1 charge, 24 hours; 2 charges, 48 hours; 3 charges, 72 hours. If it's still trapped in the furnace when this duration ends, the soul is destroyed. Not even divine intervention can restore a soul destroyed in this manner.>Regardless of its size, a furnace can hold any number of souls, their screams of anguish audible out to a range of 60 feet. Each new soul fed to the furnace adds more fuel to the vehicle, allowing it to run longer.Karlachbros, our response?Why is she considered the good companion when this is probably the most evil action possible in the game and she strongly disapproves of you telling her not to?
51 days left before the game awards maybe they'll reveal more bg3 merch
>Minthara has no funko popWHY????????
>>585099650I'd say 80% of the people that bought bg3 never recruited her and I'm being generous
>>585099650>gale is more popular than toadwhy is minsc so expensive
>>585104283he had a funko pop before bg3 was even announced
The real reason dos2 fans can't fully enjoy BG3.
>>585104737BG3 is a rushed game. The biggest proof that BG3 is rushed: Put Jaheira to talk to Viconia alone, they do not have unique dialogues. I bet there would be more than 12 companions.
>>585105416I bet Barcus, Dror Ragzlin and Skoona would be companions.
>>585099650no one gives a shit about her, this general of 6 people thinks shes popular
>you can 1 shot Isobel and then convince Jaheira it was an accident
>>585105710>skoonabased
>>585111464*smooch*
somebody remind larian that people are waiting for any crumb of news
>>585099650this pretty much confirms that minsc, astarion, shart, and karlach are the cash cows. look how few reviews the others have
>>585099650mintharafag post the stats about the numbers of players who knew that minthara was recruitable
>>585120441even raphael has a funkopop so this argument doesn't really stand
>one is missable>the other is a large part of the plotretard, i...
>>585121056you can completely ignore raphael in act 3 anon. most players don't miss minthara as a villian
>>585120441let's laugh at him instead
>>585120441you can him and keep coping but she's unpopular
>>585120441Halsin doesn't have one either, despite being easily recruitable on a good guy run
>>585121735shart fans threatened to bomb the funko pop factory if they released one
>>585121797you mean manthyfag did?
>>585121623>you can himSAAAAAAAAR DO NOT DO IT
>>585099650that minsc one isn't even from bg3
>>585121623Yeah, they just don't think they'd sell enough to justify making the toy. The Gale and Lae'zel ones don't even sell 100 a month. Raphael and Wyll don't even manage 50 a month. Minthara or Halsin might actually put them in the hole. They'd spend more money designing the toy than they'd get back.
>>585122483Funko makes minis of literally everything but those 2 have no value
There are no good sexy wizard robe mods available. All are awful ballroom dresses with gowns so lock that they clip with feet all the time during regular gameplay.
lets be real wyll is only there because funko didnt wanna be called racist. theres no way his funko makes money
>>585123204>his is 3/5ths the cost of the otherswhat did funko pop mean by that
>>585104737the dwarf companion in dos2 is dogshit thoughhe's their wyll
bro got shadowheart on his mind 24/7 no way he's employed and owns many businesses
>>585124680uh oh
>>585124680all the origins would eat ass aside from gale & wyll
>>585124680cute and canon
>>585086927no...
>>5851212601 and 4 are the only reasonable ones. Everything else is retarded.
>>585124680shitty coomer slop
>>585094062Karlach doesn't know what the wiki says. Karlach is a character existing in a fictional world, with only the knowledge her life has allowed her to gain. She might rationalize that the souls are already lost for all intents and purposes, and she is given no reason to doubt that. The game offers no way to free the souls. So on what basis are you implying she's evil? Even a good person can commit an evil act out of ignorance. Intent and knowledge are both essential when assessing someone's morality.>>585121260Every day, the parasite must cry about the namefag. But it is not mindbroken or anything. Hours of nothing but its worthless garbage and the Minsc faggot obviously replying to himself.
>>585129597this you?
>>585123062>so lock that they clipGPT-CHAN I KNEEL
>>585125495baste
>>585125495
>>585131674>posting the edit
>>585133348I don't get it
>>585133515the modder added a punching halsin scene into his mod thats how mindbroken he is
would yall say that bg3 redeemed the reputation of turn based western RPG and single player games in general?
>>585135636BG3 opened the gates for the larger audience by being a great game at the age of dogshit goyslopThat's it
>>585135636no. he just made it mainstream. bg3 isnt even the best c/rpg of the past decade.
>>585136071>bg3 isnt even the best c/rpg of the past decade.
>>585136262We finally reached rock bottom eh
>>585136303Your dating sim has less meaningful choices than an average avn.
If I had Gale powers no woman would say no to me
If I had Gale powers no woman could say no to me
>>585136695are you that lolcow that loves that term meaningful
>>585137130No and your nonsense deflection instead of an argument proves my point.
>>585136262that's not a joke or a meme bruv that's literally porn I noticed that /bgg/ has been way more chill with posting porn after the divinity trailer reveal you guys ain't slick
>>584721336Why do the writers of this game hate Viconia so much? The characters feel more compassion for Sarevok than for Viconia.
>>585137937viconia's writer didn't play bg2
Sarevok never had any chance, Viconia always was an asshole, but I agree with you, Astarion is way more cruel than Viconia, she didn't deserve all this hate.
>an elf that's tall, horny jacked and hairynigga that's an ORC
>>585137408nah it just means your hollow platitude word is exactly that hollow platitudes
>>585145351Halsin is just built different. He would be a lot more controversial if he was an orc though.
>>585147623no he wouldn't, elf halsin makes no sense
>>585148858Halsin's point is that he's an exceptionally big elf, he wouldn't even have become popular enough to be a companion if he was an orc in the EA.
>>585149704I don't care about his popularity lol im talking about the way he's written
trvke:caring about popularity is anti-larian
>>585150337larian is the most popular company in the crpg space
bg3 x skyrim
>>585152308you didnt have to name the last 2 games I've launched, stalker
>>585149952Halsin's a horny elf, there are a lot more horny elves around than horny orcs or gith.
bg3 dwarf orc werewolf and dragonborn companion on GOD
>dragon born>no dragon boobsone job
>>585150468cute frog>>585152308bg3 wishes it had the cute lizard family experience that is skyr*CRASH TO DESKTOP*
>>585156726>there are a lot more horny elves around than horny orcsare you serious anon
>>585159883cute argonian
>>585160836Ram-ku is the cutest! I took him to do the main story once as a follower, and he just stops fighting alduin and goes into the "OH YOU'RE A WIZARD" shit because I was spamming heal lol
>>585159883yea she is
>>585161965>>585159883cute
>>585164596highly-detailed frog>>585165138yeah, skyrim lizards playing instruments and the frog hitting the training dummy are the cutest shit
same images every thread
xir says while not posting any images
it's anonymous not xir but i appreciate the effort
same frog different thread
uh oh faggot meltie
>>585168654>>585170360just ask dummy for a new frog
>>585171892that's how i askthis is the place i get fanart from
bioware(the people that made baldur's gate 1 & 2) is closing down most of the talents fucked off years ago but it's still pretty fucking sad to see EA kill a studio with such a legendary legacy49 days left before the game awards
oh no and nothing of value was lost
>>585178182have some class! they literally made bg1 & 2
EA's thinking about selling bioware IPs we might be living in a timeline where larian might make mass effect 4 years after bg3
>>585178405they are no more than the molted shell of a crustacean past me2 a hollowed out shell living by the fame of its name
I'm surprised Wyll doesn't fuck off at this part or the tribunal
this could have been us lmao microsoft offered peanuts to buy larian studios
I just wanted to say that I love my wife.
RIP, BioWare. You really sucked near the end, but you made some RPG legends in your prime.
larian should hire whoever wrote garrus in mass effect 1 & 2, we needed that character's energy in bg3 instead of y'know...gale halsin & wyll
>>585178110Don't care. The people that made the old classics weren't there any more. Only green-headed tranny devs remained.
>>585178110I loved BG1, 2 and the DA series. RIP. Maybe Larian can buy DA or ME from the Saudis aha....
>>585179898he does if you romanced him. the coding on this scene is pretty retarded
>>585178110>>585178405>>585178774>>585179978>>585183013Stop spamming worthless off-topic garbage, you insufferable parasite. What Swen had for lunch or his thoughts on Bioware shutting down are not on topic. Fuck off.>>585181343Name three things you like about her that are non-physical.
>>585179898The most stupid decicion of this game. Minsc and Jaheira >>>>>>>> Bhaal heelping you in the final battle.
>>585185136That's a cute wife you have there. Mind sharing a couple things you like about her?
>>585178405Thank you Swen-sama, DAO's touch can be felt all over BG3
>>585185138shut up moralfag
>>585179898I've gotten him to turn on me at that point before. Probably depends on his quest and his approval and stuff like that. He was in the party when he turned on me, and I've heard that he won't turn on you if he's in camp. He won't go with Jaheira+Minsc from camp but if he's already in the scene he joins them. That may be the simplest explanation.You would think Karl would join them too but I don't think she did in my playthroughs.I've had everyone else either stick with you by default or be convinced to stick with you.
>>585185870>moralfag>manipulating Minsc and Jaheira
Actually the most evil ending is not killing everyone, is controlling everyone.
>>585186106Didnt ask you for one of your shitty diatribes, retard
>>585186106I have also had him only join if he's already in the party.and lmao at the retard who doesn't know what diatribe means. Why are the people here so stupid
>>585186106karlach and gale can also turn on you with low enough approval, but just like wyll, they have to be the companion that was present in the act 2 resist durge scene in order to switch sides. if they weren't the spared companion, the script ignores them entirely. like i said before, the coding in this scene is absolutely retarded.
>>585187407still doing tricks on it
I don't get why you should embrace durge. If I am evil, why should I be a puppet of a loser god?
>>585188221maybe you're a retarded puppet or just like murdering
Durge and Bhaal are retarded
>>585188221Embracing makes you retarded. Best evil route is >save h*lsin, give him hope>raid the grove, to fuck Minthara>mock and kill h*lsin when he comes to your camp>kill the lesbos, for slayer form and cooler shart>become unholy assasin but reject bh**l>refuse to kill Shart's parents, makes kino story rhyme with Lae'zel and durge>make sure Gale becomes a god>kill the brain and save the day
Just rename this general to /bg3g/, it's clear you fags don't care about the people behind the first two games.
>>585193138Why should anyone care about modern-day Bioware? Does anyone who worked on BG 1 & 2 even still work there? Well I guess nobody works there now but you get my point.
>>585190775pureunadulterated kino
>>585193138no duh, are you new. the "people" here have ONLY played bg3 for a rpg. They think BG3 invented dnd at this rate
>>585193596you shouldn't he's just trying to inject more offtopic trash into the thread
I posted this image on Reddit, and the people there got angry lmao
>>585185397She is not my wife.>>585193138We do care about the old Bioware that made BG1, BG2, DA:O, and many more influential titles. BG3 owes much to them. Some of us are mourning the studio that once was or reminiscing about the good memories over at /crpgg/, the appropriate general for that. The insufferable parasite would rather hijack the news to talk about Larian, Larian, Larian, Larian. Culture is what connects us. This includes popular culture and mainstream games, of course. But the ignorant parasite hasn't even played BG1 and BG2 (1) (2). It lacks the culture (and the words) to be anything more than a tweeting nuisance.(1) https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/566540076/#566758397(2) https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/583818274/#584047225
you should stay there
>>585194351Why do you hate Wyll? Is it because he's of a darker complexion?
>>585195059I’m angry right here for that.
>>585196263that nose is hideous
>>585178405i hope none of bioware's tumors make it to larian
Holy shit, Dynaheir mogged Wyll's whole participation in BG3 in just one image LMAO
>>585196263Lae'zel deserves to look gorgeous. She's a very interesting character
I’m starting to see Shar’s point. Please wipe this thread from my memory.
I feel like it was a mistake playing monk for my first playthrough of BG2. Quivering Palm has not prepared me for the absolute dogshit fights that are in ToB.
>>585199845honestly just wipe modsloppers from existence
>>585200378That’s more of a Bhaal thing. Which honestly sounds more fun.
>>585200378there's nothing wrong with mods
>>585199845Remember when you approved of schizospam (>>584908471)? What was that about? No matter. It's all made irrelevant in the next thread anyway. Anyone who bothers making a mental note of this must surely be a "schizo fuck." On an unrelated note, we're quickly approaching the image limit. Let's make sure to post beautiful things from now on, instead of irrelevant tweets.
>>585204219toadcel is funnier when he is cuckposting
Oh hide post function, what would I do without you?
>>585198942based for making toadcels seethe
I fucking hate you so much
>>585211752:)
any other foehammers on 4chan or do I stand alone upon my castle made of bones?
>>585213056/bgg/ is comprised of epic gamers. Can't post without showing Foehammer first.
>>585211752I love you
>>585211752I hate you too. : )
