Previous: >>584752532New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/OuXP2GipwAE>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera OCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 2, Sparkly Magic Show>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
it sucks that if you dont own a lot of sprinters you cannot even make good sprinter parents yourself due to affinity
https://jiggie.fun/FEXM9ohttps://jiggie.fun/FEXM9o
FL miiiight outperform sprint S, not entirely sure yet. this curry is also missing planca since she's stuck in gp hell for now lolthanks for cominghttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=NuhqfHL6HY_sjPj5VMz1VsdZ
i've been told stamina + is bad, so is this a brick?
wahey
>>584768271If that's on your GP or P then it's fine. It's only bad if it's on your GGP
>>584768271its a brick unless the whole lineage has it
i'm literally ayabe lol
STOP THE COOOOUNT
can THH show up ONCE
The Ricezerker
>>584768401o7
>>584768301>>584768307im following the loooooping guide and have already the non + on some umai guess just keep going til I have the regular one?
>>584768237FL?
>>584768237GG thanks for hosting.Really struggling with GL song rng making a Bakushin. Both Dober and Groove only took 2 runs (though if I have the time I'll remake Groove too).
>>584768551Fast Learner, compare the Curren's sp to everyone else's in the screenshot
>>584587410 taking supi...uh...cryer requests!
Can Shooting Star proc Lightning Surge? Helios said she wouldn't give me a shoejob if I don't get 100% on cm22
>>584768527yes
>>584768627Phalaenopsis
>>584768627She looks like she just saw her trainer undress.Thanks though!
>>584768627Hishi Akebono?
>danchou told me to do a clank run with pal cards>throw in riko + LH and borrow throne>2 speed 1 wit>3900 SPSo is the trick to team trials to clank out uma with pal cards and get crazy high SP and just buy everything that's good?
>my trainee showed up with another man
sillywood
spukrier
>>584768718Yes, but at the same time do you really need a "trick" for TT?
>>584768709dont worry i did make a normal one
>>584768839the score is inflating at a rapid rate so sooner or later yeahave you seen what it's like in JP? Class 6 is a legit challenge
>>584768876Thank you!
>>584767863The only umas that are not suppose to be sexy are the ones that are suppose to be cute
>>584768839idk how to make good TT uma, i can only get 1+ mil points very randomlyI thought they were just like ace runs and buy good skills but straight up doesn't work for me
>>584768997So thats how lates become meta
can someone post their TT team and an example uma that can get over 1 mil easily? I wanna understand why I struggle so much maintaining class 6
I love cryers
>>584768509makween TANKS that
Pearl is so pretty
>>584768627dia when her trainer mentions in passing that he has nothing to do on christmas
>>584768627>>584768876My oshi really is cute
>umas are yuribait>even their seiyuu are yuribaitwhy does nobody like cock?
My trainee found out I don't do anything on my birthday and she got really mad
No, no. I'm still recovering from it, but wait a moment.Someone explain to this 10 days Bakushin victim what was this>>584757576
mr cockem ballem
I look like this
>>584769092Use cards that give easy to trigger golds for your uma's position. Try to raise your wit as much as possible. Prioritize recovery golds over increasing your stamina. Always race against the top team. Try to have 3 different styles per distance.
>>584769315cocks are disgusting and can harm youBoobs however...
>>584769436BIG
>>584768048
>>584768401>Independent training available>Go back to Trackblazer numbers Man a whole wave of torenas I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and skill hacks and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>>584769092Here's a screenshot of the full team, showcasing the mix of styles. Umas with easy to proc golds are best, so Eishin Flash for example is a good TT uma because both of her golds trigger just from being in the late race. Suzuka has concentration and unrestrained, also both with guaranteed proc conditions (assuming you dont fail the wit checks)
>>584769513A clanker TT ace gets more points than this
>>584769657I can't believe Umamusume: Pretty Derby is reclining
watch this sprint pink
>>584769135proof?
>>584769670how many points do you get with that?
Whoring myself is against academy rules
>>584769828bruh
>>584769412It's a hunger games simulator
>>584769947I'd take that, no Uma Stan/Groundwork is sad though
>>584769880idk like anywhere from 900k to 1.1m depending on how the rng goes. Not all of these umas are optimized because I do not like this scenario, so I dont feel like going through the effort of upgrading the team when we're a bit over a month away from the next scenario.
>>584769984what song is this
>>584769984Nobody cares
>>584770048uma in america
>>584769947Turf is pretty good on short races so it's not that bad
>>584769675A clanker run may not have all the chains finish for the golds you want, though.
>>584770092wit blue is pretty meh, my main parent nishino also has witI want power blues....
>>584769984Ugly gyaru
>>584770093>chains>finishingStats, distance S or skills. You can only pick two.
>>584770345thats an oxymoron
Good afternoon
>>584770093You can run 3 pal cards for their golds (and to free up the event pool) and finish your 3 SSR chains if you're lucky. This Seiun has 7 golds + 15 whites (with FL) and occasionally hits 100k points
umafags sitting on the cuck chair and waiting the used goods while priconneGODS get to play with their umas first kek
>>584770317>raping an ugly bastard
Stop responding to V
>>584770231Lust provoking mare
>>584770442my daring gf tact
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr6APbScbA8 oh they did this already? atleast the mejiro group
>>584770442>princess slop>bear fuckerKill yourself
>>584770442TACTO....
>>584770442join inc ffs
>>584770458>lust provoking>ass hidden
>>584770621>prostitute
>>584770442I already played with her though
Holy fuck
>>584770667Tails are erotic
>>584770442I stopped playing maybe 1 year ago, how's the game?
>>584770779dead sadlyi miss the Global priconne era /pcrg/ it was peak
>>584770423Good afternoon gwo
>>584770458She really is...
>>584770450Roger!But... how do I spot V?
>>584770873AWOOOOOOOGA
>>584770897the smell
Tachyon cloning herself so now we can have a foursome
>584770897kys
Mating press
>>584770873
>>584770923tell me more nonny
boysex
>>584770442is tact the prettiest derby
>>584771016>stealing umama's bitYou really are in love
>>584771007Sexy Hagmonu please save me from my underveloped (both mentally and physically) trainee! Aieeeeeee!
The day just started and this retard is already seething about imaginary people in an anonymous board
>>584771141those are some crazy odds on monroe
>>584771097I thought you couldn't get pregnant...
>>584769569Samson?
>>584771141>Something Sweet Bullshit
>>584771190that's you
ryan LOVE
>>584771268>American vs Japanese
>randomly get sleep paralysis after so long>could have enjoyed a nice lucid uma dream>instead forced myself to wake from the paralysis by rejecting it>wake up with a headache and cant go back to sleepgod fucking dammti umamausume>>584771141let's gooooo sweet happiness
>>584770442Daring Cuckd
>>584771268Almond Whore vs Lusty Lilac
>>584771159
>>584770442
>>584771379Kek
which uma masturbates the most?
>>584771414How would an Uma Musume fare against a Kuma Musume?
>>584771378She is not a whore kys fag
>>584771425dober
>>584771471She would win but only bear-ly
>>584771425
>>584771425Dober
Extreme bed breaking sweaty sex with Mejiro Ryan
>>584771509Sorry, but she can't go against her prostitute mother's Pandwhore-a genes
>>584771425Doto
>>584771569>boyumas Cringe
Choose your teacher
>>584771703
>>584771703>hag>pedo>rapist>boomerNeither
>>584771703creek
>>584771703Groove, judo teacher.
When are we getting a Priconne collab? I want Daring Tact from the hit game Princess Connect
>>584771703Creek
>>584771778Since when is Fuji a rapist
>>584771703what is Fuji teaching me?
>>584771805Never
>Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone
>>584771805only if we get kyaru
>>584771805we literally just had this shitpost 30 minutes ago anon
>>584771923Why are Digitan's titties so pointy? Did she pull on them too much while masturbating?
>>584770731Do we need light hello card for sprint?
>>584771865Quite a few options>theatre/stage performance>breeding/anatomy>art and design
>>584771923its still funny thoughI don't think any gacha ever made has ever done this thing where an anticipated character is playable somewhere else before her home game
>>584771857Taking and fucking your umas
>>584771910this but kokk
>>584771923i had sex with you 30 minutes ago
>>584772008yea bet you'd love getting some kokk huh
>>584771981She gives you guts, speed, and tokens. Why wouldnt you want that and her strong gold and passive?
>>584772006I'd prefer she took and fucked me whenever she pleased
Sex with Oguri Copa
>>584771703Depends. Am I supposed to actually be learning something? Then Rudolf, I feel like she'd make a good teacher with her humor. Which one do I want to molest me and drain me dry? Groove followed by Creek and Rudolf
>>584772157Nyo
>>584772140her gold is shit here
>>584772248Nyes
>>584772320Is her trainer autistic?Why would he say that?
Why Daring Tact of all uma?
>>584772243Realistically you were supposed to answer both so good job
>>584772378shes the 4th most popular uma in japan
>>584772425Who's the 1st?
>never had a dream about an uma>spend the entire previous day training my oshis>talked about tm opera o to a friend before i went to bed>somehow nakayama festa shows up in my dreams to talk about life>gold ship is in backgroundits over for me bwos
>>584772320She only wants umas
>>584772473doto
>>584772504
eishin flash and biwa hayahidesearching for the final solution
>>584772473Gentildonna
>>584772518>marked by the gold clan
>>584770458holy archoni
>>584772006This dynamic occurs in all /uma/ clubs btw
uma that you thought you wouldnt like before you knew their personality and now like?uma that you thought you would like based on their looks but ended up not being into them?
the 1st? my beloved uma of course
>>584772626This but I'm also looking at NTR porn on my phone
>>584772764Neck yourself, cuck
morning
>>584772817morning!
I have something to confess...I wish I had a goofball gf like Gold Ship, I know you all hate her but she is cute.
Can i play Umamusume Global / English in Japan? Or it's region locked?
>>584772817Fuck off, Taro
>>584772854i like her character, she just doesnt do anything for me looks wise.
>>584772882Region locked, use a VPN.
>>584769050but it has 100% stamina drain tho
>>584772320Fuji cute
>>584772854The first step would be for her to stop looking like a retard.
>>584772854I don't
>>584772817I miss acutemorningposter...
>>584772817afternoon!
>>584772628I like all umas except for the uggos like kawakami, sweep and teio. Next question
>>584773193>liking coal burners
>>584772628Air Groove was one that I had heard a lot of negative stuff about before I got to learn more about herIt did not help that she acted as a villain in a lot of other umas careers
>>584773190mcafe cute
>>584773024
>>584771825Is skin supposed to be that red?
>>584773193>sweepi hereby curse you to not get a 3* in your next 100 pulls
Mambros...
>>584773190Good morfternoon
>>584773312>whore outfit
>>584772523>She only wants umas>Literally one of the biggest trainer fuckers, into trainer smell and straight up asks for your semen
>we got Ai and Tacto before globalbabsNice server, globaltards
Okay but I really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really raelly really relaly really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>584772854But i don't hate herShe's a funny character and has really really really hot body
>>584773334>502In a few days there'll be half TP for the last nail in the coffin
>>584773454
>>584772571i dont remeber what the topic was but it was a very pleasant and comforting conversation juxtaposed against a depressing landscape. i suppose this means i have to go all in on festa now which is funny because i have told others before i didnt like her design
>>584772854I don't, and excluding one or two anons here I think she's fine.She was kind of a reddit uma for a while, mainly when global released, maybe that's why you have that impression. Or maybe it was her PeNgU1N oF d00m personality, but I find her retardness endearing.
gold shipcunt grip
>>584773445>lesbian
>>584773632I've fallen for this stallion...
victory pizzaeating her pizza
>>584773632Ugly frenchie
>>584773445don't reply to the schizo
>>584773690
>>584773708you dont send heart emojis to your gamer friend unless you're both gay and in love
>>584773708Good choice
Well, I'll wait until Tuesday, try out the online kuji for myself, then cry when I don't get Stego anything and then spend a stupid amount of money in the aftermarket. This is insane. Please give me a break, Cygames.
think fast
>>584773785is this true I've been sending very straight hearts and kisses to my male online friends for years
>>584773848I thought slowLow blow
>>584773785I attempt to rape my gamer friend when I get cursed runs, but hearts and flushed emojis are all banter and just joshing around
>>584773865proof?
>>584773865It's never gay to kiss your fellow trainer good night. Recently though my Trainee has been asking me to do it with her too, and she insists on us kissing on the lips rather than our cheeks (with tongue). Oh well, if it lets Dia sleep better then I'll continue doing it.
>>584773825Stop buying
>>584773895>5th time this thread
>>584774013Why
On a scale from 0 to 10, how kino is Yukino Bijin?
>>584774070yeppers
Grass Wonder is a white Umarican.
https://files.catbox.moe/v0o2n6.mp4
>>584774070yu
>>584773708Rura sending heart emojis...
>>584771825This guy supplies my deeply closeted need for big off-model meaty umas
I kiss my bros as a greeting, nothing gay about that
I was playing Beyond Citadel and it's pretty damn good. Is Uma still fun?
>>584774196I was playing the new Castlevania and wanted to kill myself and now I'm actually enjoying Uma so there's that
>>584774059Save your money for global
i sent my dancho <3 in chat and he never responded.....
>>584774268no wondersthe new castelvania is cyan magenta league of legend style hades slopliterally nothing about the old castelvania is on this game in terms of style
>>584774162>>>/trash/
The only good castlevania game is hollow knight
>curren shows up in her dream>become SMART Falco for realsgaaay
>>584774342The visuals wasn't even what bothered me, it was the fucking gameplay. Even ignoring the fact that it's a castlevania, as a metroidvania, it is dull, uninteresting, and tedious.
>17 years old
>>584774397No go play Nine Sols.
what the FUCK
>>584774352
>>584774448https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/27474
Virus, don't click
>>584774628poor falco
>>584774196it's fun in the sense that I'm playing Valor Mortis while uma plays itselfthat's pretty fun
>>584774732Silly
uh oh
>>584774196Play original Citadel if you didn't.It's far more fun despite not having the cool granular reload feature from Beyond.
>>584774289He clearly doesn't care about global Uma why would he need to
Is Gold Ship hot?
>>584773495not if I can help it
>>584774879No, fuck off
>>584774924Fuck Gold Ship?
>>584774879Yes, fuck me
>>584774983>putting your dick in crazy
>>584774879Why is Patrick attached to her?
Gold ship is canonically really good at sex
>>584774983>>584774879>pulling your dick out of crazy>putting your dick in crazy>pulling your dick out of crazy>putting your dick in crazy
>>584775183so is mejiro "best umanko in tracen" dober
You wouldn't think of unholy thoughts towards our cute, smart and bakushin class rep, right?
>>584775283I'm thinking of bending her over her desk and fucking her ass, yes. And I want Mejiro Dober to watch.
>>584775283No one wants to fuck the tranny
>>584774542hey, fuck you
>>584773262you don't like happiness?
>>584774817Skibidi Rizz is the only correct answer
>>584775196But should you pull your dick out before you cum in crazy, or putting your dick in so you can cum in crazy?
>>584773193>sweep
WaitIf Umamusume region locked. What about Steam version? Will i lose access to my account if i try to play with it in Japan?
putting my penis into any female before i dieunlikely event i know
>>584775396>cuckshit
>>584775515don't do this
>>584775328Every stallion uma is a tranny when you think about it
>>584774817get my GOAT in
My cock would lose to every single umamusume, even ryan or stinko windy
>>584775570Purge all stallions
>>584774817Seabiscuit would be good.>Trainer sees an Uma training early in the morning, and she stares him down and asks "Who the hell are you? What the hell are you looking at?!">Sees her during a skirmish, but she is basically running all over the place, no clear direction>Do research, find out she actually already has a trainer>Trainer admits to training her wrong, using her just as a running partner for better Umas>"She's not built to be a champion.">Help out Seabiscuit in secret, taking her for runs across fields, streets, with just the goal of running, enjoying herself, feeling like an Uma again>Next the next skirmish she is expected to lose, give her advice like "Don't race to win, race to make everyone else lose.">She wins, and she leaves her current trainer to join you
>>584774817i'm just saying, gaslight dancer is still racing...
>>584775612https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12397372
I'm hungryumamusume
>>584775612>stinko windyThat image with the timestamp of her bite marks, including the one during sex really made Stinko sexy in my eyes.
>>584775602https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzUx8Y-Le2c
>>584775570we are still at least a hundred years away from transitioning being anything other than an elaborate cosplay. umas are ontologically female
>>584775412The real question is which hole
>>584775673No
>>584774817A record breaking generational uma. Mare preferably. I live dangerously.
>>584775283i already jerked off to that infamous gif
>>584774817ENTER THE UNDISPUTED
>>584774817I'd really like to see Sunday Silence in but that would destroy Cafe's character, or at least it wouldn't feel the same
>>584774817Daryz is a given if kwab du nord and tabaru get added
>>584775906
>>584775938Fuck Cafe, she's shit. Free Silence
zenyatta mogs every japanese horse no disrespect
>>584774817just give us sundayman
I really need to have sex with Spe
>>584776142She's a chud, tho.
Boo!
>>584776208boo!
>>584776208>Super Cuck
HASHIREEEEEEE
>>584776208The prospect of being smothered by those is so scary haha please dont do it....
ever since that anon posted about breaking his penis by gooning I've been obsessed, it must have felt so good, and today I have no responsibilities...
>>584776190I'm not a woman, i can have sex with opposite gender chud.
>>584772628i completely fell for fuku by accidenti thought i would be a massive creekfag because im literally into mommy domme but... it just doesnt work for her
>>584776347Kill trannies and stallionfuckers>>584776371>Fuji's cumsock
exploiting mob umamusumes for sexual favours
Sorry for the probably dumb question but I know now that support cards are super important and I wanted to know if there were special banners for them like you can have with the Uma or if there's just one single banner and you roll for support cards hoping to get a good one?
Fuji Kiseki
https://x.com/kentuckyderby/status/2111438832268701861>official Kentucky Derby account posting Uma engagement baitWhat a world
>>584776363do NOT
>>584776513Do you mean double rate up or maybe paid banners? If that's the case yes for both
>>584776347Why would they make the horse who’s most notable feature is having successful kids trans?
>>584776513Support card banners have rate up cards, just like the umas do, though they rerun more often. That being said, due to the foresight that global has, we know that rerun banners can often be bait because obviously you want to get as much life out of a card as possible, so you ideally always have your stash ready for an important card when it releases. Most important cards also come with free pulls
>>584776006
>>584776513there are banners for featured support cards and old support cards can show up thereyou're supposed to only roll for the generalist god tier support cards and save for any other specific cardif you want to whale you buy selectors to pick any copy missing from your deck
>>584776363teioposters are not beating the allegations but they are beating their meat
>>584776545>NTR'd by an uma
>>584769980and does it take into account to some minimum degree the umas' personality at least? Otherwise, I fail to see why it would be decent
>>584776676Teioposters don't need to beat them they always embrace the allegations
>>584776607>>584776640>>584776658alright thank you. I guess I'll have to watch out for the important ones
>>584770317tits too big
>>584776363DO NOTIt takes a long ass time to heal and it may cause scaring if you don't treat it properly
>>584776773Next important one is Mejiro Ramonu wit in November/December
>>584776773https://umacaratcalculator.com/appuse that to plan aheadyou want to roll 600 times for Mejiro Ramonu wit, that's the next human rights card, see if you can afford it
>>584776513>asking /v/ gooners for game tipsAsk in /vm/, they play the game.
>>584773384do umas have a pair of human ears as well? Where do those huge and distracting earrings hang from otherwise
>>584776847>>584776860ah good to know, much obliged>>584776893Sexual desire is a powerful engine for great things
>>584776546FIRST AMERICAN HORSE IN UMA MUSUME
>>584777053That'll be the scenario NPC
>>584776363just don't dry beat or give it a death grip or you'll rip your skin off
>>584777053Roasties
I want to see Secretariat meet Digitan.
>>584776893Funny how this is the first post not trying to answer the question.
>>584777104They wouldn't tease a scenario NPC like this
>>584775283she has been raping me in my dreams for 3 nights straight by now
damn
>>584777216god i fucking love cow umas
>>584777216she can't even cover the tits with that small ass sweater
>>584777216my tittied daughter's mammaries aren't this grotesquely oversized
>>584777314they certainly are considering her occupation and you could certainly bully her for having such an obscene body
I don't like /vm/ because they have a melty when I say bwo
>>584777216No cows
>>584776893they play the game but they suck at it lmao
>>584777103my ghostly wife
>>584777216>this is the body of an elite athlete
i just came to kita getting fucked but i realized too late it was AI and now i regret it.
>>584777542>picWife...
Cute
>>584777578we all make mistakes in the heat of passion
>>584777578You are gAI now
>>584777578once AI can do consistently manga and doujin, it will be the end
>>584777117>just don't dry beatForeskins havers don't have a problem with this
>>584777690while this is true try using lube it's a game changer
umagus
>>584776363i broke my dick recently from edging too long. don't do it, it's not worth it. the 3-4 weeks break i took to heal felt agonizing
>>584777578Which image was that
>>584777690please dont remind me of what they took from me
>Curren's new post on umatter
post companions
SEXOEXO
>>584777774How many retards have broken their dicks here? wtf
I made my mind and started, will report later if I don't pass out
>>584777842That’s a man wearing false breasts.
>>584777690it's not their fault the jews mutilated them...
>>584777578>NOOOOOOOOO I CUMMED ON AI NOOOOWho caresDid you felt good?That's all.
>>584777774You'll get ED if you edge too much
update on the latest V and 2mama drama?
>>584777104>he doesn't know
>>584777909if you find any good teio stuff be sure to share with the class, i need motivation to do 100+ more days of her legend race
>>584776363I once jerked it like 4 times in a single day and my penis wouldn't get hard for like a month afterwards
eh hem. Open Leauge
>>584777909fibrosisnecrosispermanent EDpost results in 8-12 hours
>>584777643it was way more obvious afterwards. curse my horny and hungover state of mind.>>584777657no...>>584777781I didn't save it in anyway so the best I can do is describe it as closely as possiblekita was getting bent over, doggystyle, her hands on a desk. tracen uniform off to the side, sweaty boobs hanging and swinging from how hard she's getting railed.white thigh highs still on. in the middle of the art is the door slightly open. Crown, Dia, and Cheval are all watching in shock/blushing>>584777974yeah but i'd rather cum to art made with dedication and real lust rather than some horny tard sitting at a prompt generator
>>584778079
>>584778091>4 times in a single dayThat's nothing
>>584778091This poster is more than 35 years old
I know what I'm doing and what I'm doing is pubstomping
>>584778091did you edge 5 hours each time or what, that's a boring saturday sesh
>>584778091That's my one session if I use onahole + onatsuyu, and I could go on with a bit rest
>>584777625Very very cute
>>584778043that's exactly why i've stopped edging for more than 20 minutes. i just let myself cum when i feel like cumming and my body's libido fully reset. i'm hornier than before>>584778091>only 4 timestry 12 buddy
>>584778091I jerked off 4 times last night before going to sleep.
>>584777974That's what I always tell myself before gooning to tranny porn
I need help.I can't seem to find this ticket anywhere and I'm sure I haven't used it yet.
These weekend threads are so ass man
>>584778351ok but the difference is that tranny porn is actually good
One thing I like with this game is the tits physics. It jiggles just right.
>>584778398Read what Ricky says
>>584778149>yeah but i'd rather cum to art made with dedication and real lust rather than some horny tard sitting at a prompt generatorThat's the problem, once you stop thinking like this, you would cum and feel good without any regrets.Think about it, why should you care how someone makes something?
>>584778398reeeeaaaadddddd
>>584778398It says in the event menu that we'll get it when the event ends illiteratebro
>>584778504>why should you care how someone makes something?i'm a drawfag
>>584778398it baffles me how many people here are illiterate when this game relies on reading words heavily
>>584778456
>>584778149Aha!https://x.com/SoLeaForAnswer/status/2111094478220165370
So, you get punished for being a trainer after marrying your first trainee?
>>584778585nice
>>584778579
>>584778530>>584778520>>584778503>>584778579>need to wait another three monthsI WANT IT NOW!
>>584778621holy shit you found it
>>584778702oh my fucking god dude REAADDDDD
>>584778663Human scent is very strong
>>584778702If by 3 months you mean monday then yeah
HA PY TO GE ZA
>>584778735And I'm gonna jerk off to this image now knowing you did the same
>>584778621If the 'artist' shitting out pics every single second then it's definitely AI
>>584768956
>>584778940my dick is bigger than that
when's Kita's banner again? I quit a month ago because I thought I could survive the MANT followed by GL followed by GM combo again but couldn't, but I still want to roll for herRickey picture because she's just Kita but a dirter
>>584778940mine is aroudn that i thinkthis looks like 7 inch
>>584779204see >>584768048>Schedule>https://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg
>>584777147I want to have sex
>>584778847im gonna save it for later so i can toowe are united in masturbatory spiritwhat a wonder this world wide web is.
>>584778847I just did too
oh no the FOMO
who gives a shit
fuck it i think i'll do it again
at least post the process and the aftermath
Kita yams are w faps AI or not and no one can tell me otherwise
Through Kitasan, Unity
>>584779631>aftermathi actually did this a few months ago. video proof. said I'd do another one but I got lazy. oops
>>584779736what a tease
are the free pulls today at reset? or the evening reset time?
>>584779659Inside Kitasan, Unity*she's a strong girl, she can take more than one
>>584779736I have it savedhttps://files.catbox.moe/lkj6qq.mp4
>>584778503>>584778520I refuse to read anything R*ckey says.
>>58477981920th
>>584779958oh, well now i'm embarassed because i didn't expect that at all. but I'm glad you liked it that much <3
I think I read something about not logging in for 5 days to get 50 extra pulls on the Kita banner. When does that start?
>>584780184see >>584779993
vvhat the fuc
/uma/ is being gay again...
>>584780219Sorry, just making sure I understand correctly. So from the 20th I need to stop logging in until the 25th?
Free pulls really brings out the retardation out of people
>>584779958IMO cumtributes where you dont see the cock are like a fashion show for burqas where you dont get to see the models
>>584780317pretty much
>>584780280>everyone gooning to the same ksb pictureyeah, it's gay because it's slop>>584780317yeah, that's what not logging for 5 days means, you can log in on the 20th for your dailies but make sure to log off before banner reset
>>584780336i always show off in my videos but i made this specific one with the intent of posting it in /uma/ so i was a little nervous.
this place sucks
maybe I quit because I hated my club and not because GL is awful
>>584780446You can always suck harder, think about it.
>no mile S>no mile S>no mile S>no mile SFUCK
got to keep myself busy but now idk what to do. today feels ok at least for now..
>>584780481mambwo nyo....
>>584780481Mambwo... so that's why we are 29/30...
niggas really see the hottest anime girl ever crafted and say "yeah I'm gonna use her to post gay shit"
>>584780625duh, i'm recruiting for an MMF threesome with my trainee.
>>584780703but what if you get dickmogged in front of your trainee?
>>584780625Sharing is caring sweetie
>>584780703heeey
>>584780625you want to fuck herI want to be herwe can find a middle ground
>>584780810"woah, nice cock. now it's time for the taste test.">>584780841heeeyyyyyyyy
>>584780703with your trainee sitting on the chair of course
Nonnies~ once again I have come to bless/curse the thread with my post ohohohohohohoho~
>>584780625I refuse to fuck shadai affiliated umas. one must have standards
>>584780861wait the cock is for you?!
>>584780915you're just afraid of the yakuza
>>584778337ok v nobody asked you tho
I hate you
i want to fuckyuma from kentuckypic unrelated
Fapped to that Super Creek gif again...
>>584780869this but she's rubbing her creampie filled pussy>>584780940the cock is for us to share. it's not a threesome unless everybody is touching each other. this goes for both MMF and MFF
>>584780625
>>584780841>>584780861>>584780940don't do this weirdos
>>584780976Everyone does
>>584780976spe is a slut
>>584780991post onegai. I've been parent farming with Halloween Creek and the chest on her model is too distracting
>>584780908Cute!
>>584781103
>>584781005can I have helios while you guys dick each other
>>584778663they're not even married yet, she's just extremely possesive like all the mares
>>584768627gold city (when she finds out her trainer is handsome)
>>584781171hey that's not creek
>>584781170this faggot is so fucking cute it's ridiculous
>>584781103>>584781103https://files.catbox.moe/c9adq2.gif
>>584781103https://files.catbox.moe/c9adq2.gif
no (you) for me...
>>584774817Ebayan's american friends of course
>>584781276>>584781287thank you both. this helps a lot.
>>584781276>>584781287kek
>>584781229Sorry. Have some Grass Wonder instead
>>584781276>>584781287What the hell
>>584781170HBD bwo!
>>584781171so thats why it's called brown dust huh
The sloptubers are spreading the flatlining tech
>>584781305Don't spend it all in one place!
>>584768627Cafe please
i'm thinking about perpendicular paizuri.
>>584781534goodif everyone flatlines then my club will survive
>>584781534UMADashbwos...
>>584781626but what if your clubbies also flatline...
>>584781724they already do
no horny
>>584781287>>584781276I'm scared of Creek fans now, they are too synchronized with each other.
I would never be horny for fine motion
Champion Stakes at Ascot in 5 minutes. Calandagan vs Ombudsman rematchusual chink stream works
>>584781753Mambro...
ikute dicute
>>584781761Finemoaner sex
>>584781553thanks...
wait why cant i redeem my free maru speed yet
Fine Motion's royal ass must be heavenly.
>>584781950post more sad spe, her droopy ears are erotic
>>584781457Thank you anon!
is Tachyon gonna be on the Rickey ticket
it's a new day
Violate Fine Motion posters
>>584781958Because you posted your cock for all of /uma/ to see
>>584781823>>584781823man eu race lists really are anemic they need the uma boost bad
rickey on my dickey
Be on time!
>>584782031Not even close, only includes cards up to curren wit. Enjoy your shakur wit
>>584782123I wish I was Rickey
my agp tendencies only come out for Dia.
>>584781761I literally bought a daki cover of you like a week ago
>>584782123i look just like this
>>584782241proof?
uhnf hng uhmm uhnng hnggggggg hiiiiiiiii
>>584782146pov you're 0.7 seconds late to the shoe rush (they're all gone and spamming opera emojis)
settle down, faggot.
Is the Rickert ticket a selector or a random roll?
>>584782305quit typing with one hand and finish the job already
>>584782378random
>>584782241you're lying
You can stop posting that ugly uma
>>584782148it's random? this fucking sucks
We're so fucking back baby!>Add a Dailies run mode that clears Team Trials, Daily Races, the Daily Legend Race, the Club item request and donations, Missions and Presents, then stops.https://github.com/steve1316/uma-android-automation/releases/tag/v5.9.0
why are we so horny today
Calandagan...
>>584782537wdym we you horndog
>>584782537>today
I'm pretty sure everyone in my club is sick of this game. Everyone used to make 10x the amount I do so it actually looks impressive that I'm on top but I think everyone is going to quit soon because they've also been talking less and less in club chat.
>>584782275>>584782443Still being shipped but it's this one https://www.dakimakurastore.com/mxz1150.html
>>584782743mambwo...
7 and you all stop gooning
>>584781823(5) OMBUDSMAN wins(3) Calandagan 2nd(2) Bay City Roller 3rd
>>584782743dyont say that mambwo...
Curren threesome
>>584782767is that so
>>584782743I'm feeling it too in my club. It's the same vibe we had at the end of MANT.
>>584780908Nice
>>584782767... sooo is this slop or not? important question and im too lazy to double check myself or read
>>584782743Real life is always looming in the corner, bro. We can't always live dreaming.
>>584783093that's slop bwo
>>584781795What if you bombed a London restaurant together?
>>584782743Funnily enough you don't even have to play the game now with independent
when will they learn
I just don't think trainers should be in romantic relationships with their trainees.
>>584782930Bucket dominating my tongue and mouth with hers making me hard to breath while she's riding my cock harder than her running in a G1, while Chan is sitting on a chair looking and cannot do anything about it because she's a whore.
>>584782930I HATE CURREN
>>584783285me neither. I train my Uma, I love her and I wish the best for her. But I fuck the rival trainer and the journalist when she comes in my office
>>584782743I'm just doing fan runs till GM
back from my walk, did anyone post shaft yet
My mambwos aren't even doing independent runs
>>584783320I'm tired of people posting her dancing like this, it should always be the version showing her bloomers so i can imagine the smell of a sweaty filly filling the room and her body heat rapidly rising
>>584783163In that case: Death to Dakifags
Is it worth going for pity as a pace chaser main on Kitasan Blanco?
So what did we learn?
>>584783642yeah, if you can afford her + ramonu
>>584783431
>>584783642Sure
>>584783465but i am.....
>>584783653Never trust anyone. It is better to be alone than to be hurt opening yourself up to someone where they leave deep scars that'll never recover.
>>584783775That’s silly
>>584781554
>>584783494you mean this?
>>584778579I finish all umas' careers without reading a second of their stories
Is ramnou MLB?Or is she usable with LB 1 or 2?
>>584783940Yes but I remember there was a version without the text
>>584783653Stop trying, it's too late.
>>584784032i've never seen it
>>584781170Happy Birthday bwo!
>>584784030Everything thats not a pal or group card is MLB or bust (or at LEAST 3LB)
>>584783653My entire scalp keeps getting way too sweaty way too fast so I probably need a haircut.
>>584784030nigger every ssr except friend support is worthless till lb3, brand it to your skull
>>584781170Happy birthday
>>584781170happy b-day faggot!
>>584783775This is anti human demon talk
>>584781170Happy bday Digitan enjoyer
>>584783775crypto egoism. the prospect of finding a kindred spirit is worth a thousand lifetimes of suffering.
>>584783775women will never be as good as 2d
>can't share the club drama I just heard for 14 days until it happens
>>584783775Last week my sister called me over for a Mont Blanc walk and i still regret it.While the foid was walking with her kids i just sat on a rock with 250grams of cheese in my ass and a pack of smokes in my pocket.
>>584784659there's no club drama you lying whorren
>>584783775Kinda agree, but never shut yourself out of positive learning experiences.
>>584784659?????
Phew, barely made it
>>584784680
>>584784659or what? coward
drama will come in 14 days time
>>584784843Bro... there's over a day left for it to go up still
>alright i'm sparking kitasan>wait you can ticket her next anni? skipping then>hold up i want to ticket inari so i have to pull this>wait nahhelp
>>584784843
>>584785042just get her with the free pulls
>>584785042get her with the free pulls she's easy
>>584785042just saying, there are 2 paid tickets....
>>584784153>>584784226>>584784259>>584784324Thank you friends
STOOOOOOOOOOP
sure grandpa. let's get you to bed
>>584785309Fuck you, I hope you have sex
>>584783465There is only so much I can do mambro...
>>584784680Next time you're on a trip like this, try looking for a bench. They're usually placed where there's a good view, it's comfy.
me and. someone I guess. idk anymore.
>>584785354Umas don't fuck SEAs
>>584785627Me and Katsuragi Ace, my cute and beautiful trainer
>>584782628it's over unc is washed
Come to tomakomai! We have cute girls, and fenomeno!
>>584785627https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12398199>>584785729
>>584785561How the fuck can i stick cheese up my ass in a public place you idiot
>>584785729Mamechin is cute too...
>>584785729>gorilla >three whores>crazy bitch
i love cryers
>>584785729this looks like slop
>>584785772That's cool and all but I don't see how gentildonna's tits are related to my ace of japan post.
>>584785979Because it is
so if i have a white spark on 2x parents and 4x grandparents I just move on to the next spark right? and just repeat the process until I slowly but surely bake in all the sparks I want?
Scarlet molested mePlease help
Gang Beast Online when?
>>584780908thank you nonnyposter i love your OC lately
>>584786053yes correct
>>584786181Carry pepper spray
>>584786198The gangbang beast...
Does the 2nd anni next week come up with half tp and double rewards? Where the fuck is the announcement even?
>>584786053yeah but it gets exponentially harder the more skills you add, pretty sure i caught a loopnigger cheating in golds(auto doesn't finish event chains for some reason) to boost spark generation %
>>584786395>>>/b/
>>584785309>DigitanKinda cringe>ChevachiVery based
When are we supposed to flatline for the free pulls?
>>584784659We all know she is leaving and joining /***/ **** again currensis
>>584786198wtf is gang beast
>>584786198From Today.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr6APbScbA8
>>584786518right now
>>5847864142nd anni is nect month bro. Next week is the new year's event
>>584786528That drama is so last month this one is a different brew
>>584786395I love my rice...Need to make her into fried rice heheh get it because imma put my meat and egg liquids on her heheh *snort*
>>584786506don't post ever again. digidawg is cool as fuck.
Imagine going out with someone called "Horse Big"
>>584768048>be me>ask in uma discord for some basic info>get invited to "casual" club>!!CASUALS ONLY!! for ***CASUALS*** we only want CASUALS!!!!!!!>sweet, a casual club >this is great, I'll join the trooncord since I'm a casual>they ask me to send images of my support cards and list of umas>"wait I thought this was a casual club for casu-">tell me to reroll my account>"bro I just want to race my umas in career">insist I reroll my account>"but I have most of the umas I want im not rerolling my account">trooncord in an uproar>flood of messages in the channel>reroll it they say, gacha is gambling would jesus want u gambling?>correct them on the love of money verse and reiterate that it's: "not gonna happen">silence.mp3>channel is killI guess I won't be invited to the casual club for casual players because I didn't reroll my account. Are all clubs like this? I just want to race my umas and these niggers insist I roll my account, they're rolling S+ and I have S ranks with my allegedly dogshit setup after 5 days of play.
>>584786552You dont fuck with Halo https://youtu.be/Z9Zg-OBhGpU?t=40
>I get a pace chaser with all the accelerations My End Cheer King Halo with only her unique and straightaway spurt wins>I get a pace chaser with 800+ guts and all the skillsMy End Cheer King Halo with 550 guts wins >I get a pace chaser with Fast LearnerMy End Cheer King Halo still winsLooks like my team is all set
>>584786670Fuck you, I'm free to have opinions of my own.I'm kinda "eh" towards her, still better than the other agnes, at least.>>584786673BITCH IM GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE CALLED MR CB
>>584786528>he's in a club that isn't /***/****>that club is full of drama for that month>he jumps to /***/**** againNOTICE SHEEPLE IT'S ALL ((( /***/****))) FAULT
>>584786624>game8 says half tp but no double rewardsOkay then
>>584786701one time I tried to interact with an uma discord and they wanted your email address, name and profile picture to sign up to a google form to join one of their in-server CMs. normal people are just sick in the head. just join a thread club instead
>>584786598>disability foid wonBullshit
>>584786989The cutest villain.
>>584786701it doesn't actually matter how good your account is since all you provide to a club is fans. that's it. you could have fuck all in terms of good cards and umas and it wouldn't matter as long as you send out like 1 or 2 auto runs for fans daily
>>584786673>black horsesEw.>>584786787>Mr. Cock and Balls Faggot
>>584787115>nun becoming a slut
>>584787329Just like in my japanese anime...
>>584787190It's Mr Cheese Burger!
>>584786701mambwo...
>>584778091get your health checked, that's abnormal, even with 8 I was a bit sore and it didn't even feel that good by that count, but I could still go at it after 20-30 hours and it's not because I'm an ugly balding bastard
>>584787376Ugly burger
>>584787115#NotMyNun
>>584787461Are you an ugly balding bastard though?
>>584786701Stay there
>>584786673Left and right.
>>584787376Post the other Mr. Cheeseburger captioned image
>>584787545>t.white man
>>584787545Same
>>584787516That's a theater kid larping as a nun for her next play.
is mr cb a good endcloser or a meme one? I see conflicting information on it
>>584787648Kill yourself
>>584786673Cheval really got hit with the ugly unwanted middle child stick HARD
>>584787151wtf is wrong with them? I bet they don't even watch their races and skip them. How peculiar, and strange. >>584787151exactly, and shoes, of which I do not have any to spare right now but will happily donate when I upgrade my favourite umas, I expected different from a casual club. bros wanted me whaling for meta day 1.>>584787541no?
>>584787653yeah, and I fucking LOVE this theatre kid.
>>584787753She'll be the best endcloser so far.
>>584787518someone has been posting my photo around for years, you can see for yourself
>>584787626
>>584787648based
>>584786673>no feet>no armpithow am I supposed to evaluate them anon, might as well choose blinded
>>584787765Reject boyumas
>>584787753She got everything an end closer need except Daring Strike
>>584786958 wrong reply on the 1st, was meant for :>>584787768apologies I'm 3 glasses of red deep
>>584787847Thanks a lot!
>>584775673yes, we need more small umas
I love chevacchi
>>584788037>t.lolicon
>>584786598>>584786741this is literally the same as watching vtubers
>umamusume no>pako tuubu*pako* *pako* *pako* *pako*
Controversial opinion: Calston Light O is objectively the most attractive uma in the game but it's impossible to see her in a sexual way due to her silly personality
>>584788097>t. actual pedophile
wtf she didn't say holidaysis woke dead?
>>584788129Eat shit and die
>>584774817Yanko's rivals. She got nobody really at tracen...
Why can't my tittied daughter win both first two races of the triple tiara, this is my 3rd run, and she loses to vodka on steroids in one of them stillDo I have to get new support cards, but anons told me to wait for that great wit card, how can I improve in other ways
>>584788131>other than the trainerHer trainer would've hit the jackpot if she said that to him because he's not going to be a rape statistic
>>584788119Yes and?
>no head on>witsigh
>>584788131I don't know guys, I think she likes me
nice gyame you gyot there, hyorsistersdid you knyow we gyot your anticipated character before you?
>>584788131I don't even know who you are old man
I can smell the wei from here.
>>584788292tough talk from someone who doesn't have a global server anymore
big horse is back in town
>>584788179Post the audio
>>584788238you don't die by just eating shit, the hentai I watch tesfify that
>>584788129silly sex with silly wife
>>584788292Fuck off CARL
>>584788292Kot, we got Oguri Cap since day one. What are you talking about?
>>584788129I would marry her but she would have to force herself upon me for me to see her sexually. I have madonna-whore complexed myself on her completely
Are you guys my umadachis?
>>584788341shlomo can you stop being so degenerate? the /vg/ board would be fine if you had somwhere to arouse other men in. Perhaps /vgonewild/ Have you tried a gay porn forum of some kind?
>no one replied to his post 3 hours ago so he has to post it againpathetic
>>584788413there is none
I hope no uma touched the cockroaches...
>>584787753Yes, she's very good as an ace. Cant use her card but you'll be able to cope without it.
>>584788581Then the issue isn't resolved yet
>>584788131I keep getting her for those "random umamusume wiki link is now your wife" and I'm starting to think it's not bad luck
>>584788179unlike oguri hanukkap the dirters are christian tradwives
>>584788348just saying your game looks nice. have a nice weekend
Is Ignited PWR as good as head-on and slick surge? I have it in my loops apparently
>>584774817Frankel, obviously. They could even introduce her as Vodka's friend from overseas coming to visit
>>584788721No, it's worse. But fine for sprint as a gamble accel
>>584788634
>>584788129I would take either of her friends over her any day of the week but sure I guess.
>>584788797So it doesn't have the 'early' late race thing like the others? Got it
Here is your Mr. Cheese Burger uma
>>584788835>Saber, but as an uma>ugly boyuma
>>584788865Where did Air Groove go wrong?
>>584788875Yeppers
>>584788963She let her be a chud like his dumbass dad
>>584789031I am not a dumbass...
You guys are my friends, right?
>>584788963>raped by this king to create the chud
>>584789092You're making it weird dude
>>584789116Deadbeat dads cause that
>>584789031
>>584789092Fuck off back to >>>/d/iscord
sekkusu
When she comes out, I will get a LongChamp platinum with her
>>584789310No, skip her banner
>>584789372Of course I will. She will come home with a selector just a week or so later
>>584789372Absolutely not. Light O is on my list of absolute definite pulls
>>584789301That's what I plan on doing with Ardan, yes.
>>584789568One on my cock and one on my face
>>584789516>wasting a selector on a shit umaNeck yourself.>>584789535Skip her.
>>584789568sex with the flattie
>>584789702>Upset over $21Poor
Who are you running for the sprint CM? I don't have the strength to mutate my G sprint oshi for it
Super straight marriage into sexo
>>584789310>>584789516light o love!
Hamburger bread?
>>584789116>Bring this artist to design King Kamehameha>Didn't see the light of day
Should I use this garanteed ticket now or should I wait until I get some other beginer's reward?
>>584789895>NTR card game
>>584789960Always get the random rewards before the selectors, you don't want to get a random duper from an uma you got with a voucher
>>584789895That looks like ass.
>>584789960Wait
there's not gonna be a new bread. fuck you.
>>584788242which one? Sierra Leone?
>>584790127No fuck me instead
dead game, dead thread
>>584790294Too busy cummin to Teio
>>584790446>>584790446>>584790446
>>584790174That would work. Anyone really if I am honest
>>584790047>>584790112oh ok thx. I can't find the random reward though. I've finished my first career earlier today. Do I need to do some specific things first?
>>584789784Dober, Groove, and Bakushin
>>584790614Check the special missions in your mission tab in the main menu. There should be a random starter uma ticmet there somewhere in the rewards
>>584790945Thx, found it!
>>584790079
>>584791060make sure you do all of the current "Sparkly Magic Show" ornaments too, you only need 100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVHBTM754Iw
Our final image is brown
