Previous: >>584679120Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code / Raiders keyword: inkgen>News• Version 11.3.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Social Mediahttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJP>Map Schedules, Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
the wimmy
Friendly reminder to ignore all schizoposts, namedropping, and dramafaggotry.
we are slowly liking k-pop here while playing
>>584860061Very nice. a little old, but nice
J-pop game
>>584860061>fading eyemaskStart over
Callie is for Takos.
>>584860570Too human
>>584860915Oh baby a triple!
No fatties allowed beyond this point
Stay fresh!
This series needs more Frye
>>584863173This is NOT Callie. Octavio can keep this one.
Is it it me or is "Two Shadows in the Sun" the best song for nightly reflection and dsrawing
>>584859919is she safe?
wimy
I secretly download all pb picss and zoom on every ceph to determine if they're SCIENTIFICALLY good or not
>>584865459What's the verdict
>>584865550The cephs are all ve
>>584865910...anon?
>>584863713
pump and dump veemos
>>584863713>>584872997very good post more
>>584873196
Stop samefagging idol spammer
school roof from the pb
>>584875759Very cute the "sporty" one in the middle has yellow eyes.
>>584875947oops sorry I'm tired I'll fix it in a minute, I'll recheck every ceph to be sure
>>58487575912 episode romance with no season 2
>>584875759there's like... three different schools up here.Must be sports series with rivals from Splatsville West, and Splatsville Prep at Splatsville East.
I only like/play SZ so I'd never join a PB
anyone wanna play open?
>>584875759cute!
>>584879815SZ? ...Salmon...Zrun?me too, anon. me too
>>584875759>>584875947alt with some fixes
>>584880320ill join
>>584880815Salmon Run too
>>584881180room's up
>>584881118Cuute
open room 2/4 starting
>>584881118good schoolgirls (and boy)
>triple .52 and DWgeeg
>>584881118When's the pilot episode?
>>584881118Really cute
>>584881973What's the plot?
>>584881501knock
>>584881118Damn I missed out on barefoot schoolwooms
>>584883848room opening
GG open im ending it off with a nice comback
>>584884946GGs, I got communication error so I'm done as well
ggs open room
Ggggs open
>>584883303high school slice of life following three main perspectives (popular, quiet, scaredy cat)
>>584875759>>584881118>not included
>>584886976You can only have ten cephs. That might change when Hoian Viewer replaces PhotoForCalico.
>>584885742I can see it>Jock, popular and mean learning to be sillier and nicer>quiet, learning to be more outgoing and talks more with the help of loud and sporty >scaredy learning to be less afraid and making friends with mysterious who's also scared of showing herself
And thus, a new era of OCtism ushered in /ink/
>>584894359Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
>>584894359OCfags never left.
>when you're S+29 with a 17-29 battle historyI wonder why everyone quit the game when you force players into losers queue for 50+ games.
>>58489573917-29 is nothing
Anyone wanna do a bit of open? Might just do an hour
>>584896280Sure was about to ask
>>584896280give me 10 minutes and ill play
>>584896280>>584896359>>584896427heh, room for one more?
>>584896359Let's go for 8>>584896427Lemme know when you are ready
>>584896280Alright I'm coming
I just refreshed the page, I guess I'll warm anon's sit and leave when he's ready
lmao
>>584897268How mad you think they are
Oh I'm still wearing my uniform
>>584897368class is over get that off
>>584896506im ready now, there still room?
>>584897527Full sorry :(
>>584897727shoot
>>584897527There's room now. GGs S
GGs!>>584897527Take my spot, you asked first!
Someone join
Open 3/4 knock iffen ya wanna join
playing with /ink/ for a fistbump and get 2 gold 1 silver every win and 3 gold every loss. the game is mocking me>>584884946>bazookarp'n his viaggio
>>584897772Anon!!!
>>584894359Pretty boring approach for this series.
>>584898258join again
Cod damn, I ain't worth jack shit
what the fuck is the point of triple splashdown if you can't shoot the person that is using it?It just seems stupidly overpowered.
>>584898663I came back, sorry anon...
>>584898712you can, the splashdown just comes down anyways. you have to shoot all three fists too.
>>584898712They buffed it precisely so it becomes harder to shoot down this last patch. Pretty stupid change.
>>584898712Bad ping makes the shield come early
>>584898712Someone uses it = I get splatted I use it = I get splatted and they avoid the fists
need to brb for a sec after next game
second open room?
>>584898143Still space?
>wow this game is fun>52 gal
>>584898712The window to kill them is so small that with latency 95% of the time you won't be killing them.It wouldn't be so bad if it had some kind of end lag like reefslider so you could punish them if they whiff it.
>>584899434ok lemme know when you come back
>>584899535I’m >>584899535 I’ll join you.
52. Gal is perfectly balanced, the paint nerf was significant.
>>584899559No sorry
>>584899701room's up
second open room 2/4
>>584899674okay, back
>>584899895ill play
>>584900081Openin
/ink/ vs /ink/ in open
>>584900218MMR too different
Dang, we got an open party today
>>584900218Haven't seen that happen in years.
>>584900110room opening soon
No more trislosher
Sorry that performance from me was embarrassing
>>584899895Knock.
Holy, that was clippable
>>584900991opening again
I was too slow to get in. GG.
Don't spam this way
Stop letting them breathe you need to raid them they were 2 chargers we would have won so easily you need to be more aggressive
>>584902117lol you were cucked
Sorry I put too much expectations on everyone. I need to stop thiniing every match is high stakes.
>>584902402xDD
>>584902117we got room in room 1
>>584902182>>584902319Don’t tell me how to play.
>>584902904Open 1, 3/4
I want to beat that team so bad we lost twice so bad, I want to teach them a lesson. I'm clawing my chair.
Ggs S
Think I need to stop, getting overwhelmed. Sorry.GGs, at least we had a good amount of wins and a fist bump :>
oops, sorry about that
There is rage and anger inside me I need inner peace
>>584903127You're fine, we all get tilted at one point. GGs S. It was fun
Why is this brella so effective against sploosh even when taken by surprise grrrrrr
GGS open 1, I think my skills are fading. Thank you for joining! See ya later
>>584905094GGs ST! You're alright.
>>584905094ggs
GGs L! Great fun!
GGs open
GGs openers
they really didn't want to lose, ggs
>>584906612Gggs S! We could have had that K.O if I had the kill on the bow but it still was a great push, good gaes thanks for playing!
>no /ink/ vs. /ink/ in open
>>584907646open a pb we can do it now
>>584907646I remember when you had at least one or two /ink/-offs in open when this happened, but after the changes they made to open a few years back it became less frequent.
pb2 when?
>>584906856That bow had fangs
>>584907646You'd have more chances of two /ink/ teams facing each other in a Challenge than in Open these days
>>584906856>this artist will never come backHold me.
/ink/ vs /ink in an open kissing competition
>>584902182you know what gets me.person in turf nearly at midfield 5 seconds into a match spamming 'this way'like, motherfucker, I know. There's no other way to go.
Anyone wanna play splatoon 2? League or turf
>>584909773LOL
>>584909307We using the school roster for this
>join /ink/ room>match starts>Booyah!
>>584910283Is it because your ceph in it or is it just because you want to see schoolgirls kiss?
I only booyah back for st/ink/ers. Or if you ouch in retarded situations.
I only booyah if your woomy is good
>>584910801I like to booyah when I see someone get splats or aura flow, if your teammates are playing well you should commend them
>start of a gamebooyah>one second away from winningbooyah>take back the leadbooyah>someone kills the player who killed mebooyah>last second before we winbooyah>rainmaker dunkbooyah>teammate drownsbooyah
>>584908640A second PB on Sunday would be cool if anyone is willing to host.
>>584911513The correct way to play
>>584911513I meant to say "before we win overtime"
>>584911612Don't respond to "it" Don't let "it" think "it" can come backLet "it" die
>>584911612I'd be down too if it's hosted by a real /ink/er, i'd host but idk how
>>584910797Both.
>>584875759>Not inIt's over
>>584912493Woomveems only.
>>584912493The colico guy has favoritism for woomies
>>584911513You forgot the most important one
>>584912151>tfw I will never be a real /ink/er
>>584912493only a maximum of 10 cephs can be out at a time, internal limitations and such
>>584913217Who are you?
>>584913451I'm woomy
>>584913493You're a real /ink/er then. I will join your pb
>>584912813Doesnt everyone?
>>584913278>picked 3 floplets over a second octo or yeb
>>584887486>>584913278Excuses, just make two identical pictures with different cephs added/taken out and photoshop them into one
only yebweyy pbno grils allowed
>>584913920>3 joins
>>584913834>Anon have good tastes Good for him
>>584913920These actually used to happen during splatoon 2. We don't have enough yebweyy players now.
N*n* was right Al-Haqq
I'm a double agent.
>>584913920FF tried in 3 and WoomVeems couldn't play along or stay out
I'd like a woomy only pb
>>584913834bud i didn't make the picture
>>584914318
Floplet Supremacy
What about the project?
>>584914805Hi L,S or R
>>584913837>no you see this woomy appeared in both versions because shes a social butterfly.>that woomy? She hangs out with everyone to get dirt and gossip to fuel her blackmail power.>woomy over there likes woomies from pic 1 and pic 2 but those woomies are arguing right now due to a misunderstanding>uh I dont know why that woomy is in both. Pic 1 was taken in the morning and pic 2 near the end of school. She mustve skipped classes all day.
>>584912737check again anon
>>584913920I'm in but the team that has me will lose
Woomies vs the rest pb
yebweyys taking over the worldone kiss at a timeand then I'm takin you're wooomyand I'm making her mine
>>584915041I think calico qnon could do more school themed pics with different scenarios like this
Just rp in discord
>>584914107I walk around and talk to holocephs in the pool. There are a good number more.Like, at least 5.
>>584915032My woomy is actually self-conscious and wish she had longer, prettier flops
>>584915927You shouldn't have let n*n* leave you would have been enough for 3v3s
>tfw not even y*bw*yys want you around
>>584916036I still need the dualies floplet amiibofloplets are cutecute!
>>584917898He had it coming
Ponytail weyyos
>>584919728meh
>>584919728Hmmmm... That's sounds interesting
>>584919728They're good.
>>584917898He was a contributing factor to those PBs dying off in all fairness
why does this general hate him so much. This question is largely rhetorical, what I mean is it's kind of middle-school mean girls.If the discord kicked him, why do I have to keep hearing about your fr*nch boyfriend every tenth post?
Give me some ceph/weapons combo
>[Skeb] The delivery deadline of the work has been exceededAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>584920934artist name?
>>584920869because he posts about himself like 30 times a day
>>584920869>he thinks it's a discord thingLMAO
>>584920869He didn't take it in the butt, straight yebweyys are cringe.
>>584920897bowlcut yebby with Vstamper
>>584920897I'd normally teehee but my weapon is such an overdesigned piece of shit I don't want to inflict that on my worst enemy.
>>584921586Omegaverse yebweyy
>>584921752 it's for a calico pic i want to try and do a sparring scene
>>584921767Moids don't know what that is
>>584921767I hate that I know what this meansfujo brainrot
>>584922019do stamper dualstamper/rollerdualie/dualie gootuber v eliter
>>584920869Speaking as a newbie here, from what I gather it's because he's had a history of unrepentant shitty behavior that bleeds into other groups to the point that people outside of /ink/ know who he is.
>Like the maps>It's OpenI stop playing now
>>584923368okay, well if I hear someone bitch about him again within the next, say, 10 posts. I'll namedrop every /ink/er.
>>584923625Just ask I would have joined your room
>>584923795I'm not good enough to host Open, I prefer more chill stuff
I'm glad his aerospray kitspamming ass is gone, now I can rebuild the reputation of this weapon on /ink/.
>>584924173Aerospray will never be good
>>584924112:(
Anyone wanna open for a bit, I am having art block
>>584924448I just closed the game. Let's have an art trade.
>>584924448ill play
>>584924448I'll play too
>>584924616I apologize, I don't think I'm good enough or fast enough for an art trade in all honesty, but I am willing to draw cephs, rn I'm working on that tired looking ceph last thread.>>584924681>>584924725Opening
>>584924448ill join
ts shit again
Open 4/4
>>584924173I warned you >>584923743Alright, every /ink/er.>A through W, and the Y's>Those who participate in /ink/ and play in inkgen>Those who lurk in /ink/ and play in inkgen>Those who don't participate in /ink/ and don't play in inkgen, but play elsewhere>Those who participate or lurk in /ink/ but don't even play the game>Those who don't participate in /ink/ but play in /inkgen/>Those who have left us, and neither participate in /ink/ anymore, or play the game anymore>Those who tee-hee>Artfags who deliver for tee-hee>/ink/ers who listen to Kpop while playing the game>/ink/ers making new threads>/ink/ers bumping during off hours>/ink/ers who are namedropped>/ink/ers who are never namedropped
>>584924440Sorry anon, I've only hosted Splatfest so that's the level I know I'm not throwing in
>>584925543Woomy with HUGE suction cups keeps getting her ink mines stuck in them by accident, the struggle of big floppers.
>>584921070Toteni, guess it's just bad timing on my part or he's just overbooked. I'll just wait and see if he asks me to resend it.
No ban open
>>584927123opening
>>584927123 someone on the other team also dc's, nintendo moment
>>584927438We won this?
>>584927504yea
>>584927504yeah. one of the reefs got too excited and popped special and i just responded
>>584926781You too? Two of my requests from him were exceeded as well. Was wondering who else got cooked from looking at his complete percentage drop. I might've gushed about him too hard and got too many others to request him lol. Ah well hope he comes back eventually.
>>584927434Is open full?
>>584927730yes sorry
>>584928165
>>584928249i can leave if you want
I need more paint
>>584928510my woomy when she's hungry
release set for 24/12
That e-liter did an instant 180° on me like he had an aimbot
>>584928989>by rapingDropped
Inkscreen the mightiest special
>>584929581The Great Wall of /ink/
>>584927656Mine has gone past deadline twice now. I shrugged off the first time as it being around Comiket, but his Twitter hasn't updated since then so I'm more worried about him than I do about my teehees. Coula canceled my request earlier this year because of health concerns.
Yayyy fistbump
>>584928989>ntr mechanic>rapedropped
e-liter mains deserve to be noticed and respected for their aim and skill︻̵̵͇̿̿̿̿─ *splatatat*in other news, i had to sign up for inkstagram to discuss OtH comm prices >:(
>>584928989>make them unable to fight by raping
>>584928989it sure is japan
>>584929738He never seemed that active in the first place. So hope it's nothing serious who knows.
>>584929068>>584930059>>584930334>>584930381live a little my dudes
>>584928989>FilenameSomehow a reaction more embarrassing than those in the replies
>>584930464im good, i prefer gentle flopdom
What if inkwall reduced some of the enemy damage, like a percentage of it. Would it make the special more interesting
>>584930736maybe, I want complete blindess desu, it would be funny
>>584928989>battle raper but woomyI'll allow it
GGs Open, next time I'm playing Nautilus. I'm need to train with it.
Ggggs open feeling goos today
GGs Open, that was fun! Thanks for joining!
>found the sanrio store on my walk todayI can rebuild and make hello kitty x splatoon great again
>>584931902stfu
You smell down there foid
I hate women but I love woomies
>>584931972better than u ugly jannyand you are a 5/10 chud on a good dayi've lived with your dumb ass
>>584931835uggos
>>584930454I hope so too, his art is ridiculously cute and love how he goes above and beyond for comms.
>>584931835Sexies
>>584932530>>584932775Who should I believe?
>>584931902Fuck you animal abuser, I saw your ex's tweet where he said you ditched your cat.
>>584931835I never noticed the belly button being visible with the order suit. Nogami has good tastes
Why does jenna call people she argues with janitors
>>584933221She wants to feel oppressed that bad
>>584933221I’m guessing her ex was a janny.
>>584932994the cat was too old to go on the plane and i misplaced the paperwork from my psychiatristhis brother is caring for my catstop making baseless assumptions off vague tweets>>584933221it's the schizo frye guy lolhe's really the only shook one here
utterly useless fucking jannies
>>584933683no one cares, post your tits again or leave
>>584934246can't we break even when i come back in /cgl/ form?i might do something splatoon or madoka idk
https://youtu.be/i7SHlZUhC-k?si=QXC1oA4PBcLXbEkT/ink/ is this true?
>>584934971The next person who hosts open is obligated to do this.
https://x.com/Lada96s/status/2111750869142384948*boop*
>>584933683the only schizo frye guy here is you
>>584934246pics
>>584935982it wasnt tits
>thread derailed again by retards that can't help but give the fat schizo attention
>>584935982https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/576202693/#576298463
>>584936213I blame N*n* and the shartoid
>>584936361Would
>>584936378>I-IT WAS THE FRENCH, IT WAS THE JERDEE>I SAW IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME
>>584936485C'mon anon have some self respect
Can't we talk about /ink/ school anime again?
>>584936361Fatty
>>584937002you wouldn’t say that to me in person so stfu?
>>584937113Fatty fat fat
Which /ink/ foid has the biggest pair
>>584937461My woomy
>>584936814i saw popular and sporty kissing in the halls...
Goodnight /ink/ love you
>>584937772Bonne nuit Elle(L)
>>584937498My wommy would mog your wommy
>>584937717They're not hiding at all...
>>584937498>Futa woomy
>>584937772Sweet dreams my love
Call me crazy all you want but I'm certain the frenchoid still lurks in the thread and occasionally shits it up with low quality posts, I recognize his posting style.
>>584938452you're crazy
>>584938452Yeah he's >>584937772
Nuke France
>>584860058This is Fantasy trying to get people to ignore all his and kolds wrongsoings.Reminder that Fantasy is no longer the pb host going forward after all the shit he and kold have been doing for years shitting up the thread has been exposed>>583705234>>583817240We are continuing to boycott pbs, someone else has to be the host and everyone block both fantasy and kold here are their FC to block3922-1313-34272487-3129-6113
>>584938713What about the floplet?
>>584937717kold namedropping himself and now shipping himself with a 30+ year old pajeet Gurkanbeyond lolcow balehavior some get kiwifarms or the smarty on this
>>584938884Selene?
>>584934971I can't get it to work.
>>584911513>lose lead>get wiped out>get spawncamped>not taking the objective when playing 4v3OUCHBOOYAHOUCHBOOYAHOUCHBOOYAHOUCHBOOYAHOUCHBOOYAHTHISWAYBOIYAHTHISWAYBOOYAHTHISWAYBOOYAHBOOYAHBOOYAHBOOYAHBOOYAHBOOYAHBOOYAHBOOYAHBOOYAHHOMEXA
All this happening after a school uniform themed pb.
>>584940953it's schizo hours this would happen regardless
>>584936814Loud won't stop talking to me about her favorite roller player in the X league
>>584911513>start of a gamebooyah>one second away from losingbooyah>lose the leadbooyah>someone dies to the player who killed mebooyah>last second before overtime ends (we're losing)booyah>other team's rainmaker dunkbooyah>teammate drownsbooyah
>>584936485Fag.
When a player says "This Way!", why are they saying that? What are they expecting you to do?
>>584943587She has a pussy I'm not a fag
>Couldn't play woomy game because modem port decided to secretly start melting and nearly burn my living room downFLAR
>>584943646Maybe he's trying to summon his small fry
>>584943647The link posted wasn't even of Jenna, she never posted tits, only her arm.
>>584936361which /ink/er is this? jenna?
>>584945558no, i know who it is but it isnt jenna, shes the one the anon is replying to.
>>584945558Not clicking it but assuming it's a pair of tits it's the sanrio femcel
>>584946971There's more than one on /ink/.
>>584946971See >>584946549
>>584946549namedrop them thenmy other guess was the usa ha na rainy schizo
Anyone wanna Junction at the hour?
>>584947728The only reason people vague post is because they're bullshitting or because they'll be outed in whatever discord server they're in if they reveal too much.
>>5849477382/4, you know what to do if you want in
How old is the average Splatoon fan?
>1-3finish veemo>4-6make dinner>7-9watch tv with dad>0call mom
>>584930464>replying to distaste for rape with "live a little"Are you Indian
at what x power should you just say "yeah you should just give up"
>>584951950depends on how long you've played
>>584951950For me it'd be if you're hardstuck below 1.9K
>>584951950never give up anon
>>584952381how about 1.3kive given up on the idea of ever getting 2k
>>584953409That's rough anon, I'm very sorryI quickly start feeling like all randos are hopeless on higher powers, I can't imagine what it's like so low
>>5849519502000 separates the good from the lucky. Top 500 are flar rejecters but then become agents of flar themselves.
how can some be good at both PVP and SR ?
>>584953409Have you tried switching weapons? Something like a roller or brush are better at the lower levels because you don't have to worry about aiming as much and lower players tend to have very poor map control.
>>584951950any time I'm under 2300 i want to kill myself
>>584954043You can be good at both, it's mostly mechanical skills you need to pick up onIt's when you become a dedicated overfisher or a Top 10 X player where it's not plausible to do both
My aim has always been terrible. I've tried the 5 sen method and slowly dial it down to find whats comfortable but theyre all the same for aim. I've practiced with the training dummies but it doesn't translate well to matches. What else can I do?
ok double his woomy's goodness
>>584958560Depends on your weapon. Keep your R sensitivity to max. General sweet spot for most weapons is 3.5, but 3 can work if you really don't trust your wrists.If you're running something like clash, sploosh, aero or any of the brushes, then just keep everything on max since accuracy never really mattered there anyways.
>>584951296Hey anon, we're you the one that posted the Nikki pic as a suggestion to draw? I kinda finished it and I think it's at a good point to show you. Where would you like it?
The rank reset went down again.
The next /ink/ drawfag to draw something gets a smooch
i just use 5 5 sens...
I using stick controls!
real schizo hours who up>just get a steam deck anoni don't even have steam *sigh* zelda switcheroo it isi should pack snacks and weed for my camping the store tripsee you in No Nut November :skull:
>>584959571yes, that was me.You can post it here, or you can reach out to me on fishcord or something if you feel like it's necessary
>>584936361>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/576202693/#576298463that was other fembot but you were sort of close
>>584961996It seems that they might restock zelda switches in the future. I hope Splatoon gets a switch 2.
>>584962620I am going to consoomI might as well get a procon tooand s3 digital with a sanrio headset.. :^)
why are we slowly hating women here
>>584963059they hate me because they ain't meI HATE MYSELF BTWmy ex is a lazy entitled janny who would rather goon to Frye and take money from autistic people such as meall because the fucking keys were off the hook and in the restroom smdh
>>584963059We??
>>584963059slowly?
>>584963059yebweyys are BACK
I hate being so conflicted on whether to be a woomy or a veemo at times. I love both so much, but can only be one at a time.
return of the mammalians
>>584970061Me losing 3 games in a row after doing placements and losing 181 x points
>>584970061>no sex until you win
Doodlewoom
>>584972628binland :DD
>>584947728>my other guess was the usa ha na rainy schizothat is literally jenna
I had a dream about that school stuff where my woomy was dared to go to the pool in a boy swimsuit and she was so flat nobody noriced
>>584975159>french
I'm the cute woomy schizo.I post cute woomies.
>>584975594We love french /ink/ers now
>more fr*nch/ink/ is dead and decaying, the maggots are here to feast
France is goodLuma is goodSplooshanon is goodNono is goodAll our frenchies have been good players
>>584976816>Nono>Luma>>>>>Good
>>584977014They all are top 500 tier players
It's the same shit every week
what if instead of woomies saying woomy they said yebby and yebbies said woomy
If top 500 is not good and I can't even reach it then I'm beyond bad
French woomies are good
I now realize I jack off to Nogami's voice, a man, saying woomy and moaning... am I gay?
>on 4chan>"am I gay"nobody tell him, bros
>>584977590It's this guy not nogami
>>584977590Wrong, it's Yuki Tsujii's voice behind woomy. Still a man so you are definitely gay.
>>584977905Why does he have a bottle of piss
>>584978080To gargle to do the voice
Men make the best woomies
Le woomy
>>584975159
>>584978450I thought you were german
French pb when?
>>584975159>>584978450>Fryefan>Urchie>FonsGodailGoing back to 2023-2024 with this one
all frenchies sucks at the game and that's fine
>>584979546Proof?
>>584977014>still trying to bring L down to your levelnice try
>>584978450>Tu as liquidé Sketch-tan!?C'est pas vrai!
I'M REALLY GONNA DO IT THIS TIME
>>584980084>*snip*>*THUD*
We should do a no gyro PB
>>584982253I won't, but that reminds me. I wanted to experiment with different sensitivities, because I think I've had the default and it feels too shaky. But now if I change it, I'm literally getting rid of 1400 hours of muscle memory.
EARTHQUAKE CONTROLS
>>584989958good muffin.
>>584991117why does this woomy look so HD?
>>584991058its 5am where you live cucKold mormon forget getting a job at this point just overdose on your schizo meds
/ink/ wake up and play salmon run with me.
>>584994502where is your room
>>584994378>wrong timezonelmao.
>>584994679I wait for someone to express wanting to play before I make a room. Will open in a min.
>>584963059>>584964158do not associate me with these hooligans
ggs dead hours salmoen sorry I scuffed that king
>>584997097gg
>>584965968Just swap between the two with amiibo. That’s what I do.
fuck everything........
>>584960730
>>585000183too much goblin.
>>585002358i can handle it
>>585002358A perfectly cromulent amount of goblin if you ask me, just the right amount.
any time someone paints where I'm painting at the start of a shift on Jammin Junction, I get incredibly annoyed and may leave the lobby even if my teammates are good. not being in the same general area, but if they paint down the exact same path I'm painting despite seeing me there first, it shows their task management is likely going to be ass imo (I could just be hyper tistic)
>>584994712it was 5am when you made the post that you responded to yourself with
lmao.
>>584999907I thought it only saved outfits and not the woomveem? You mean this whole time I could have skipped resetting and spending 30 seconds remaking my ceph accurately whenever I wanted to switch?
>>585009186it saves the ceph and the outfit
>>585009186Yeah, it saves all of your settings, including ceph type and legwear. Splatoon 2 also works like that.
Scientists reveal the [Woomy!]
>>585009186I wonder if floplets gets bullied for their shorter flops
>>585011115I trust the SCIENCE
>>585011407I can't believe he's dead
>>584936814i think mean girl's spreading rumors about me...everyone giggled as i walked by them in the halls...
>>585009713>>585010984Well shit, guess I have a use for that pink woomy Amiibo after all then.>>585011156You can do this with shorter flops, so absolutely.
>>585000656Gee, thanks! I never said who you'd be getting smooched by
My woomy doesn't have hair.
>>585012148My woomy does this to every floplets and was banned from open rooms
>>585012492I'd be concerned if she did.
>>585011593Just beat them up
>>585013559S...
Floplets are like chihuahuas, ill-tempered toe nibblers.
I can't stop thinking about the school pb descriptions and what it would be like for each cephs to interact. I'm this close to making a relation chart or every single one
Kissing every /ink/ floplets
>>585014945Do it
I'm fine with OCfags coming back as long as it doesn't devolve into ERPing in the thread again.
Luma, Rainy and Selene kissing and scissoring
>>585014945Do it.
>>585014772Floplets are like a box of chocolatesThey are sweet and you love to get one
>>585018835i wonder if there are global stats that can show how many times players have been splatted by a fan.
>>584962190I reached out, I promised you and your friend would get first looks on it
How do I become you guys friends on discord?
>>585020202I'm not opposed the idea, but I don't think mods allow posting Fishcord names
>>585021054open a pb and write in on the ground with a brush
They're MOGGING your woomy!
>>585020202I sometime stalks /ink/er and find their twitter and then add their tags on discord
>>585015761>>585017075I'm working on it but there's too many entries so It'll take a while
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?probably only playing for an hour, maybe less if something comes up
>>585021120Maybe in the future.
>>585021917name first
>>585021917I'll play a handful, I'm sick of KH
>>585021917I do
>>585020202Send me flopper pics and I'll consider it.
open 3/4
>>585023127knock
who all is in the openjust curiousjust initials is finelike i said i was just curious
open 4/4
>>585023478It's always the same 5 autists
>>585023779Splatoon is fun to play. You should buy a switch and try it instesd of shitposting 24/7.
>>585023478ESAOFilledupFemboy
why do i feel the need to play such bad weapons
GGs L
Gotta go, Gggs open!!
>>585027571What's your discord?
ggs
>>585028571ugly outfit kek
>>585028571>ha ha look i fell off the stage give me attention >playing with another annoying attentionwhore that does the same thingFuck off
>>585028571niceI keep these OoB kills savedThey're fun to do (or try)
What's going on now
>>585030476schizo hours
>>585030380>samefaggingKys
>>585030476kschizo found a new target to obsess over
>>585029854nice
>>585028571>>585029854Good rollers
Geez anon, you only got 2 gold medals? No way I'm fist bumpin you! Get better aim first.
Are you woomies going trick or treating?
>>585032296yes
>>585032296She'll miserably fail to get a costume on and stay at home
>Soloq>Roll double Charger>Oh no>One of the Chargers DCs immediately>Thank god
any1 wanna fish?
>>585032567Yeah
>>585032567I could at the hour.
>>585032567I could fight a king
>>585032774>>585032829>>585032853ill open at hour then
>>585031983how does one aim a roller?I need to mount a scope to the handle, so I can whack woomies from afar.
SR room open
>>5850343394/4
>>585033842Which roller?
What's a weapon/gear build that would make you physically recoil in disgust?Something truly evil, the kind of build that makes you say "wow, what a faggot."
>>585035087RP frontliner
>>585035087Main ? - -Main ? ? -Main random random random
>>585035087If it's my main and he plays it better than me
>>585035087slider/strike farmer
>>585034974Something like Dynamo, with Son Goku's Pole as a handle. Line her up and extend. PEW! Paint the opponent's base without leaving yours. >>585035815I love playing against my main. I love playing alongside my main. Winning against it, losing to it. On top of it, under it. There are many better with my main, but none love it more than I.
>>585035087>>585035748( A ) x y z( B ) x y z( C ) x y zinstead of ( A ) x x x( B ) y y y( C ) z z z
>>585014945I give up there's too many entries and I write too much I'll keep imagining interactions in my head it's easier
>>585036730real woomies never quit, come on anon
GGs bros, that was a close one
GGs
>>585036730catbox/rentry?
GGs fisk
>>585036730Anon no need to do all at once, do a little bit at a time.
GG nice phisching
>>585035087more than 16 AP of ISSgambit gal because it's always a coinflip
>50+ losers queue finally passes>win like 28 out of 30 games>back in the losers queue again*sigh*
>>585037790if you can happiness-max play over win, you will be a sage. you will be the most enlightened /ink/er, impossible to sour.I strive to be that anon
>>585037372>>585037402>>585037472>>585037579
>>585037557Issue was with how to make it look good but I just got an idea so I'll get back to it
>>585038457It's impossible when you're getting a sub .5 KDA player on your team in every single game. My latest lost gave me a 1/11 aerospray player. My loss before that gave me a 5/11. The game before that, a 2/5 and a 3/6.You basically don't get to play these games. All you can do is prolong your loss.
>>585038628I was thinking you could do maybe a a small interaction every thread or so to not burn out.
Post a good woomy.
>>585039503>>584859838
>>585038771And my last series in three straight losses gave me a charger that went 2-4 over a five minute match.Of my last 12 games I've won 3 and lost 9.Back to farming losses in open I guess.
>>585038771It's a mindset to meditate on. I get tilted when I'm in a loss streak like anyone else, at least when it's my fault it doesn't feel like the matchmaking is conspiring against me. I just suck.But I'd rather go 20 losses and 1 win, and set the game down thinking 'I had a lot of fun today, I love splatoon'. anyone who obtains that mindset is unchained from netcode, timmies, dcs. All of it. You have obtained nirvana.
>>585038810That may be better yeah. Like a small description of a specific student relations or how a specific part of the school life works. I have a concept with multiple friendgroups and such so I may post that instead it's easier. It's heavily autistic tho and I don't want to shit the thread so I'll wait a bit. I need to get my thoughts around the school concept out of my head
anyone wanna play some open?
>>585041208I finish doing my chores the. I can in 10 minutes or so
>>585041208I'm ready anon
>>585042305opened
>>585039503
Aiiiie it's painful to have zero turf control
>>585042408Full?
>>585043157I love floplets so much bros
>>585043351opening after this game
goodnight /ink/
>>585043537Gobnight.
>>585043537>sample
>>585040664>/ink/ fanfictionWe're so back
I hate this map
Disconnect, GGs open
>>585045875We won, painfully GGs!
I’m more of a bad woomy guy
>>585046303You're going to love my woomy then
>>585044192Will it be a madlibs?>provide the following, and then fill it in>male ceph's name, different male ceph's name, past tense verb, body part, adjective, type of sea animal- - -[male ceph's name] cornered his timid kouhai, putting his leg up against the wall, and blocking him in the corner. The kouhai, [different male ceph's name] asks why they're suddenly being so forward, when the rest of the students haven't finished trickling out of the school yet."Because I couldn't wait anymore, dummy.""But wh-what if someone see's us?"The kouhai's complaints trailed off Before [first male cephs name] [past tense verb] his kouhai's [body part], and called him by his pet name, 'my[adjective][sea animal]'.
>yaoi*Yawn*
Foid hours
>>585046542>expecting OCfaggotry to return without yebweyys crawling back in
>>585046478gaaaaaaybut that's expected of yebgayystoo homo to function
>>585046710>>585046542>expecting fan-fiction to be anything other than yaoimy /ink/ers, I have such plans for you all <3
Can women please post tits instead of their gay fantaisies
women? on MY fourth channel?
>Most Veemo players are women>Most Veemo players are obnoxious and suck at the gameReally makes you think
>>585047192I probably play better than you so you should keep thinking.
>>585047479Name? Rank? FC?
>>585047618Be quiet
>>585047618your mom
>>585046820my yeb is straight, works double shifts for grizzco, is looking for the right woomy, but ends up with the same couple of veemos, none of which want a real relationship. he is dejected, but reliable.
>>585047761I'm going to SCREAM
>>585044192>>585046396It was just my thoughts on how the setting would work and what the students dynamic would be like with each others, I don't really care about romance or stuff like that. Sorry, it's more "Why Quiet would probably like Sporty more than Loud"
>>585047896I really do not care
Floplet woomy dragging gay yebby into the bathroom and forcibly kissing him
>>585048641Cute, I like that more.
>>585048674but how are you going to put him in your fanfic, if you don't have the basics down?
>>585048835Floplets are not slut
>>585048917Floplets do not ask, they take.
>>585048917>he doesn't know about slut woomy
>>585049171She doesn't represent every floplets
>>585049257As a floplet I can assure you we're all aiming to be like her
>>585048835who is the gayest yebby?
Who's the floppiest floplet?
oh god I hope the gross catty yaoi foids aren't back
>>585050215I don't even think I can name a player with a yebbyalthough I don't really remember their cephs, and don't inspect eyebrows.
>flops in your direction
i just stubbed my toe
>>585051243giwtwm
reply to this post with a reaction/emotion and I'll draw a woomy doing it.I plan to do a few so don't hold back.The woomy has already been decided (sorry) but to be fair she has basically no art of her yet.
>>585052474indifference
>>585052474
>>585052474Peace sign, winking and tongue peeking out
>>585052474Lust.
>>585051247>>585000183>>584884071I should jerk off
>>585052474Anger and hate, they're supreme
Floplet kissing anon
Assertive floplet
There's only 3 floplet in /ink/ left, they can't do it all
>>585053182Rare = precious
>>585052474This pureasu
>>585053182I'll fix that problem by breeding with them and repopulate /ink/
>>585053562
>>585053524I’m not drawing you Jenna
>>585052474ignore the text but i like this face
>>585053757I'm not french or a faggot but this is what I had in mind when I typed that so thank you for the laugh
>>585054167you absolutely are a faggot (endearingly)
>>585053757I miss CranberryI miss SouthI miss UrchincelI don't miss Joey or nono
stop posting about him
>>585054359We know Excel
What's with the floplet posting today
>>585052531
>>585054389Flopper fatigue/shortage
Dead /ink/ers will never truly die as long as I remember them
Although my woomy may be bad, she's not alone. she’s grown with each new experience, and she’s found a home with all the friends I’ve made. I’ve become a part of their heart just as they’ve become a part of mine. And if they think of me now and then… If they don’t forget me… Then our hearts will be one. I don’t need to fist bump. /ink/ers are my power!
>>585054993All woomies are good woomies, even the bad ones.
>>585055106What if nono made a woomy, would she be good?
>>585055195You're annoying.
>>585055195he had a veemo for a while
>>585055235Please answer the hypothetical above
>>585055195You mean Luma?
>>585055343He could never fit in
>>585052572
>>585055195No rebuttal therefore it is proven as fact that >>585055106 's statement is false and thus not all woomies are goodCheckmate
>>585055532really? he ran with the same people before whatever falling out they had....or do you mean he could never fit in with the other veems?
>>585055195Please tell me you all see through this...
>>585056037We were only tolerating him, in time more of us started removing him from friendlists eventually blocking him. Even F right before he had a mental breakdown and left for discord. He only came back thinking he had a chance with the new players.
Worst /ink/er haunting us even when they're gone
>>585052580
>>585057103Make her ass more plump
>>585057149Or you could stop being ungrateful and be happy with free art?
>>585057220I'd be happy with a fat juicy butt on my face
>>585056323Agent 3 did not brush her teeth
>>585057149>>585057220>>585057321I like her butt anyways so this is a win win
Headache and earache but no painkillers.
>>585057582It's very creepy to see teeth, when it should be a beak. It's like that picture of the not-woomy in the waves.uncanny valley.
Choose my woomy's mental illness.
>>585056226obviously. namedrops are rare yet that one appears in every thread.
>>585058160Shred those floppers and make her italian because they're gonna look like sliced mozzarella on the right.
>>585058782Jenna
>>585052686humiliation ritual
Is there a map you like in one mode but avoid in another?
>>585052474POV: Woomy has found food and has been hungry for days
>>585058782Nah he's gone it's just koldschizo
>>585060057Woomy has to pee
>>585052764normally I really like drawing angry expressions but I had a better idea for her since it better fits her personality
>>585060814Hot...
>>585060814Our drawfags would never draw omo
>>585060095Several. Some stages like Undertow and Scorch are alright on TC and RM but dogass in other modes. Hammerhead is... passable in SZ and turf post-rework but a dumpster fire everywhere else. List goes on.
>>585053524
>>585060095They're the same layout but while I love Barnacle TW Barnacle SZ makes me wanna blow my head off
>>585054118
>>585054118>>585064420with text
>>585054530>>585055602>>585057675>>585060057>>585061043>>585062525>>585064560Think I'm stopping for now, experiencing burnout and need to make dinner. Thank you for the requests!
>>585065131I love you
>>585065451And I love YOU, random /ink/er!
i give up
>>585068081Woomy, no...
>>585068081you suck ikagi
alrightpost "that"
>>585068550you're right
>>585068671then why do you join pb and opens we dont want you here leave and take the mormon with you
>>585068654
>>585068990i may be an obnoxious shitter but i know not to ruin other /ink/ers' games
has anyone even pressed the gamechat button even on accident
>>585068081you should play more with /ink/ and watch replays of what they do
>>585068671Don't let the shitposter get to you please. We like you and your good woomy.
>>585068654There's loads of this now but back in the day I was a local legend for being the first to draw this
>>585068671if you're really bad at splatoon you should really quitthey are other better games for you to playor maybe you are just fated to be a single player gamerYou are jut wasting your time with this game.
>>585069523Callie is NOT a toilet
>>585069783Yuta...
>>585069702maybe. idk. the movement, the way the game feels to control is so addicting, and the woomies too goodit's a bit depressing really
>>585069956Do you need coaching, post some replays we'll help.
>>585069956Personally I cope with my lack of skill in PvP by mostly playing SR to get my Splatoon fix. Salmon can't outsmart and outplay you or lag kill you from the grave so it's less stressful.
all woomies is queens.
Can't sleep anyone wanna salmon or open?
>>585071268I could slim for a slom
>>585071476Openinfhg
>>585071268Knog?
>>585071268any spots?
>>585071820>>585071838Openfghg
wtf is a slom
>>585071976short for solomon
>>585071976
>>585069956You have to be more patient with yourself and don't focus on numbers too much. I'd second the other anon suggesting SR if you wanna take a break from ranked but still want to woom around.
>>585071976Slom alaykum
>>585072492smon
>>585072073im not sure if it's the numbers that agonize me or if it's moreso just the fact I don't feel like I'm improving at all, if anything that I'm getting worse it's just a feeling of hopelessness that gets exacerbated when I get rekt over and over by people with skill levels ill just have to accept are never realistic for me to reach the numbers only serve to remind me of it, that every time I get matched against someone with the 2000xp badge (supposedly a beginner badge) i will simply never be able to be at that skill level
>>585073912adapt
ggs late night 2king thank you for the company
ggs slams
>>585075718GGGGs Shirako. You all smell GOOD
>>585075957all of these cephs are twisted and cruel
>>585076038I'm the most evil ceph. I play video games and have fun.
>$120 comm scheduled for next monthI'm excited!
>$0 comm scheduled for when I give a (You)booyah!
>>585076628get a real j*b
>>585076628Senda? Is that you?
I miss Babt
>>585078595No you don't
>>585078595Yeah same. S2 was so comfy.
>>585056226>>585058782Meds
Switch 2? More like, Switch 2 a different game. LMAO
>>585021556I found an /ink/er in a server of one of the tools sites and have been messaging him occasionally, and he's been too polite to tell me to bugger off or even ask who I was
>>585036501>( A ) x y z>( B ) x y z>( C ) x y zthis is more universal tho
>>585082950Cute
are squidbagging lobbies still a thing
>>5850842363 players are soulless so not really but i'll join one if you if you wanna
>>585084236Simulated sex?
>>585084602I meant as a concept not a requestthanks tho
>>585084707I don't play turf as often but I haven't seen one ine years
Squidparty pb when?
>>585021556I wish that was me
Wooomy
>>585083057no it isn't, it's the cheap option, and gear is displayed in a row, not in a column, but I see people who are all( A ) y z x( B ) z x y( C ) y x zyou want( A ) x x x ( B ) y y y ( C ) z z zotherwise it's more difficult for me to analyze your build >:(
>>585090012I don't play enough salmon to have enough chunks
>>585090419you can farm chunks and scrub them off equipment. different brands gravitate to different abilities... I think. But yeah, I have a lot of chunks from fishing.
>>585090673Yeah but it's money hungry and I need it to gamble... Scrubbing a main ability give you 6 chunks so I get lot SSU like that but I'm running out....
>>585090942you know where else you get a lot of money?
>>585090012It's not cheap, it makes the piece of gear universal. If 'x y z' are the staple abilities, then I can take that piece of gear and fine-tune how much of each ability I want on the other gear. Or more likely go 'f o o' 'b a r' 'x y z', the latter being the typical one-sub wonders. With 'x x x' 'y y y' 'z z z' the piece of gear is basically fixed in a single outfit. Unless you consider eg. 9 subs of ink saver your reusable staple.>otherwise it's more difficult for me to analyze your buildTough luck, I made my build to splat you better, not to please your aesthetically.
>>585091540yes yes anon, splat me better please
Should I run comeback or a basic SSU for a roller?
>>585093365Swimspeed up, swimspeed up, swimspeed up, swimspeed upNinja Squid, swimspeed up, swimspeed up, swimspeed upSwimspeed up, swimspeed up, swimspeed up, swimspeed up
>>585093365depends on the rollerI was playing against a dynamo with all 57 slots on main saver. ...which I think was more a statement then anything. but If you use ninja, SSU can give you some of your speed back. If you get splat a lot, you aren't utilizing ninja, and can go for comeback.>>585093365hi carbon
>>585094245>hi carbonmeant for >>585094024
New>>585094547>>585094547>>585094547
