#Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[JULY 2026] development "paused due to legal matters". However, Burial is confirmed to be the next episode. Nemlei to sponsor a "Coffin-likes" game jam.https://steamcommunity.com/games/2378900/announcements/detail/702146248223754712# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>584449664
First for Ashley
Sisters? Cute.
ITT: We talk about how cute Julia is and how much we love her
>>584927391The best girl.
I need your trashiest slagleys.
>>584928153She's not actually prostituting. She asked for money and Andrew told her to get a job, so she's punishing him by doing this.
It's weird how the various forms of mental illness here just kind of cycle in waves.
>>584928728Welcome to /vg/
>>584928575>She's not actually prostitutingBe a lot cooler if she was. After all, they're really struggling for money...
>>584927352Very cute>>584928575She's just sitting in an alley.
Ashley is driving back home after taking Wren to school. Normally she's very careful because she doesn't have a drivers' license, and can't get one due to being legally dead, but Andrew has the day off and they'll have their little apartment to themselves for hours, so she's especially eager to get home. A patrolman notices her speeding and pulls her over. She tries to bullshit him but she can't lie like Andrew does. She puts her foot in her mouth four times in three sentences. The patrolman notices she's a lot more concerned about a simple speeding ticket than she should be, and sensing an opportunity he asks her for a bribe. She would do it if she wasn't broke. He tells her she can follow him somewhere more private instead. Does she do it?
>>584931631
>>584931631She'd just run him over and stuff the corpse in the back.Or throw him to the demon.
imagine a stealth halloween devlog dropping out of nowhere that announces candy scabs 2
It's been a while since I finished the current content. So... is the game dead? Is the legal shit gonna cause the game to forever enter limbo?
>>584933568Yeah, game's totally dead, you might as well quit and never come back.
>>584933423
i need an obsessive codependent relationship. it doesn't even need to be my sister.
>>584931631Ashley would suck the skin off his dick
>>584936909cutie
>>584933423>it comes out too late because it's technically November 1st by the time Devlog goes live except in like 3 timezones
>>584931631>"Lemme undress">Rounds the corner to somewhere private>"Ok, come over">It's a ritual circle with her own blood>And candles>Emergency summoning candles. Never leave home without em!>"Have this soul if you will help babysit Wren while Andrew and I enjoy his day off">??? does what he does best and there's one less creep on the streets
AU where Andrew and Ashley set up a bigfoot hoax film for money, that doesn't get debunked for another 40 years.
>>584936909I've been thinking about this poem a lot lately. Despite his English major, Andrew doesn't get romantic very often. I wonder if he was pursuing English for a business opportunity or if he wanted to find some spark in life besides Ashley that badly. Alas, she is his muse
>>584927352Ashley should be paddled in front of her whole class
Ashley should be peddled in front of the whole marketplace to the highest bidder
>>584940065Why does an English major need to get romantic often? Besides that, there are certainly plenty of moments where he does.
>>584941119I guess he's associating pretentious litfaggotry with romanticism based on their perceived sophistication.
>>584941265Surely it was a reference to the Romantic poets?
>>584941958But Andrew is an English major, not a Latin one.
>>584942021Latin? I meant the Romantic movement as in the works of Wordsworth or Coleridge.
>>584942334>WordsworthThat's the hentai that spawned the "your resistance only makes my penis harder" meme.
>>584942431
>>584928575She dresses like a prostitute though. She wears shorts in the winter, cuffs them, and shows her tits off without care.
>>584941119Poetic more than romantic. An artist has to create if he ever goes to not starve
Romantically kissing your sister while plowing her in missionary
>>584927352I hate this game but I like the incest theme in itgood job OP
Platonically kissing your sister while hugging her in missouri.
Rape sisters
>>584946392>he said, before being violently sexually assaulted by his ovulating superpredator sister for the crime of being a sensitive older brother
Marital coitus with Julia
>>584927352Good OP image anon
https://x.com/mismispink/status/2111942738489065736/photo/1
https://x.com/Crunchy_Poison/status/2111948863875551327/photo/1
>>584952940I like this>>584953115I hate this
>>584953115ew
>>584953115>me rescinding my like after reading the caption
>>584936909dat sass
>>584953115It is so easy to tell when an artist hasn't played the game.
>>584956359That's when you realize that a good chunk of the artist outrage over AI is that it puts a very specific niche of artist out of the job: the technically proficient trend-chasing almost-but-not-quite-porn slop artists. Don't get me wrong it's annoying to deal with everyone calling everything they don't like AI or witchhunting over it, but a large chunk of "fan"art seems to come from people who don't really qualify as fans.
>>584956960>random ai slop brought upactual meds time, please for everyone's well being
>>584957253I brought it up to segue into the fact that a lot of these fanartists are not fans at all and just produce trend-hopping pseudo-porn. How about you take your meds instead?
>>584957363>I brought it up to be a retard and drive discussion elsewhere.
>>584957486It sounds like you're the one driving discussion elsewhere right now.
>>584957524>He says, immediately after admitting that's what he did.This discussion is over. I'm uninterested in having a 30 post back and forth that goes nowhere because your dead-set on erroneously discussing AI of all things in /calg/ under the exceedingly arbitrary excuse of random trend chasers.
>>584958028Bro, nothing you said has anything to do with the Coffin of Andy and Leyley, can you please stop redirecting discussion?
>>584958084You started it
>>584958198And I'm more than happy to continue it as long as I please.
Based sovereign citizen resisting thread cops
>>584952740Cute
>>584963585What would Ashley's team be?
>>584936909Shi mane I'd be obsessed too.
>>584966292>Gengar>Shedinja>Mismagius>Skuntank>Slowbro>Hatterene
>>584947697Such is the world for the sensitive and young and man.
>>584963585Wide siships makes me fucking crazy
>>584957253>>584957486Holy shit kill yourself
>>584967086Anon, it's already over, there's no point in bringing it back up.
>>584966316Sassy
>>584927352
>>584969117>wife game sex nemleiSO true
https://x.com/purplees0da/status/2112032487568208039
>>584969117>raped Andy>rape Leyley
>>584966415Why?Cool team tho.
>>584970982Sisters love cute
>>584969117>baby rapist
>>584970156>>584972130Evil Ass Rapecloud of Doom
>>584969117>literally happy instead hussies
>>584958198Is that ??? free basing crack cocaine?
>>584975382Motoboat those sits
andrew constantly fumbling THIS actually pisses me off
>>584976315gentlemen, we found him
>>584942865Calm down Andrew
>>584928153
>>584960378I should have used the other scene when I originally made this but oh well
>>584969117>mad thinking jannies insane guys
>>584972130Is the cloud problematic diddy ah blud media?
>>584969117>unlimited incestbased
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2OUsgqhlco
November status?
>>584986185logless m'lord
>>584986185
>>584953115I love this
>>584953115>who'seI'm impressed that I've never seen this eslism before.
I just saw this absolute retardation. Coffin isn't even remotely pornographic. And the person who made this used AI to make Ashley thiccer kek
>>584986185It's a month. Whaddya wanna know?
>>584989168I've played at least half of left or at least different versions of them>dmc1 and 3 are better than their successorscoffin should be on the left
>Novembro status
Ashley Graves saved my life
>>584989168I look like and say this. (both sides)
>>584990101We know, everybody
>>584989168>Hitman: Contractsseries peaked at silent assassin
Julia is sooooooooooooooooooooo cute!
>>584993401Even extraterrestrials and extradimensionals can't help but say this
>>584993970She really gets around, huh?
>>584989168I guess I should be flattered that tourists baiting across /v/ are flattered enough to remember the Coffin game? Ashley's not on the notoriety of 2B but it's cool she's left her mark. If only these people would actually play her & Andrew's game
imōsekkusu
Andrew needs to periodically inspect Ashley's butthole, it's his duty as a caring older brother.
>>584993401I remember saying this
>>584993401callous unsisterly tyranical empress
>>584989168>used AI to make Ashley thiccerThat's her actual proportions though
>>585001621Nah.
>>585002215I always found they way they're looking at each other here, almost in a relaxed way very cute.
>>584999404This. It's horrifying that so many brothers don't even know they have to check their sister's rectum (preferably at least 5 inches deep) once every week for the health and well-being of the sister. I'd like to remind all brothers to do so.>>585001621True. Nemlei renders Ashley skinnier so that she won't so sexy the world will end because of it, but it's of no use! She can't stop being extremely hot! Such is the living conditions of a sister...
>>585002215NTA, but that is her actual proportions on the steam thumbnail, you're just being fooled by where it crops.
>>584989168>>585001621Is there a thiccer version of this >>585002215 ? If so, can I borrow it? Asking for a friend...
>>585002686>that is her actual proportions on the steam thumbnailNo, it isn't. They modified the Steam thumbnail. Look at the cleaver: the AI hallucinated the the hole away, and the blood graphic is wrong as well. That's because in addition to making Ashley wider, they've also made the entire image wider from limited context, which is also why it's hallucinated flower patterns that aren't meant to be there and doesn't understand that there is a literal coffin in the background.
Ashley’s big butt
>>585003682I like how it ALWAYS comes back to this.
>>585003682I'm glad it ALWAYS comes back to this
>>585003283No they didn't
>>585003682I'm so assFUCKING happy it ALWAYS comes back to this
>>585004445She got a big booty, so I call her “big booty”
>>585004730Yes...they did. Your comparison shows Ashley's rear pockets being too large and Andrew's cleaver being too long in the slop version.
>>585004730Right? I thought he was going insane too but wasn't confident enough to point out.
where is the update bitch dev
I delayed it again because you were rude, suck it cunt.
>>585003682It ALWAYS comes back to this.
ENOUGH with the Ashlass
>>585004912Your claim was that Ashley's body proportions changed, the gif says otherwise.A lot else is different but Ashley is still her skinny self
>>585003682This.
>>585004791>assFUCKINGEw anon... That's where she shits from.
>>585005235>the gif says otherwiseThe gif doesn't even compare Ashley's thighs.
>>585004791>assSHITTINGEw anon... That's where you fuck her from.
>>585005385She SHITS?? Next thing you're gonna tell me girls fart too!
Buttley
>>585005470Which means >>584989168 's claim was retarded to begin with.
>>585005259Unrelated but I was watching porn the other day as one does and the girl in the thumbnail was hitting this exact pose. Not like a similar pose, but so close that my brain immediately recognized it as the exact proportions and shape of this Asshley image. It was a popular video too with millions of views. Now, I'm not saying the artist traced over a real porno but...
>>585005876No, it isn't retarded because I supplied another picture for you that demonstrates Ashley's slender legs: >>585002215
>>585001602Raw (meat), next question.
>>585005857How about Assvy?
>>585006182And I used that image to construct the gif comparing it to the supposedly ai thickened ashley.The gif demonstrates that there is no evidence of ashley being made thicker. that was literally my point in making it that easily comparable, why are you disputing the obvious?
>>585006427Anon. Are Ashley's thighs on or off model?
>>585005857How about Buttlei?
>>585006426God her asshole must taste so refreshing
>>585006561you cannot tell in the provided image, why bring it up?
>>585006876>you cannot tell in the provided imageA: You can, on account of her right leg (>>585002215)B: We have countless CGs from the game to corroborate that Ashley is small and tiny
>>585006427>>585006561>>585006876>>585006931He should’ve used AI to make her butt even bigger
>>585006931But we're arguing about the big compilation image?
>>585007226Yes, which features a clearly doctored Coffin image having tells such as Ashley's thighs being too thick, among other things.
>>584971702Fair
Bending Ashley over and tapping my cock on her buttcheeks to make them jiggle
>>585007639oh I see what you mean now the left thigh wasn't in the original, I thought you meant her arse.her left thigh is about twice as wide as her left
>>585009913*as her right
>>584982032Very nice nonetheless. Mogeko was fun.
Kiss Julia
Reminder that Ashley hasn't read a single fucking book.
>>585016339Not one? Where was that said? Christ, I need to know what happened to Ashley now and how she whittled away her childhood
>>585016634tv lots of tv
>>585022148This must be the single most set-up-for-failure child there has ever been
>>585007204Guys... I think AI is truly going to take over the world...
>>585009913>her left thigh is about twice as wide as her leftThat's because her heart is so big, so the pumping is done significantly more to the left side of her body, causing them to grow.
>>585034998Coffin if it was good
>Andrew is a vampireThis makes some sense
>>584989168>Silent Hill F>Coffin>Coomer games>in the same tier as a million gachashit gamesWhoever made this is the most performative-masculine faggot alive. I bet this fucker goes to starbucks and orders black coffee so he can be seen in public ordering black coffee.
Did any of you fuckers ever play Okami? white wolf and a pet bug fight demons with a paintbrush?
>>585043190About a century ago, yes.
>>585043548is it still possible to play it in the third year of coffin?
>>585044832Yeah dude just emulate it.
>>585044885Already do, I wonder if any company makes it available on modern hardware?anyway, that chart earlier had me thinking about it. Now I'm trying to remember where it fits into nip mythology about sister love?
>>585044885>emulating a game that's still actively being sold on modern platformsYou people make Nemlei sadhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/587620/Okami_HD/
>>585045735I had no idea. Nemlei loves me though.
Is Andy a briefs or boxers guy
>>585047021Boxer briefs.
>>585047021he wears tighty whities with a faint shit stain that he doesn't know about
Completely reasonable amounts of sex. With sisters.
>>585045735These games are not meant to be HD
>>585043190I did, love that game.Also Issun isn't a bug.>>585044832It's on steam.
>>585050338He's an artist, forgive by memory it has been a while since I engaged withit.
>>585045735https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM-pDyc8zOc
>>585047021Andy is a penis guy
>Sister follows a plus size goth clothes storeOh yeah. It's all coming together.
>>585053564That's actually bad news.
>>585053937I brought her chocolate on the weekend.
My wife Noelle is so lovely!
>>585056434Cute!
In normie understanding, genuinely what is unethical about giving your sister a facial?
>>585058889>normie>understanding
It takes a lot of heart and strength to love Ashley for the good in her, but do you have the courage to criticise her for the things that are actually her fault? I don't
>>585060018>the things that are actually her fault?Apart from the camper bullshit and sacrificing the female cultist, Ashley did nothing wrong. And really those were just because Andrew hadn't yet grown the balls to torch the trinket.
>>585060018>but do you have the courage to criticise her for the things that are actually her fault?Of course since nothing is her fault.
>>585060018Excellent crotch.
>>585060231I'm with you in the campers. But she's abusive, denies consequences, and until recently fails to reflect or compromise. That last trait is why I consider her to have the strongest journey potential of the story, since I don't think she wants to be this way and that glimmer of hope it's all too alluring. She gets less than Andrew in Decay, but her impact per scene feels so very revealing
Sex with Ashley (in the pussy)
>>585060231I'm glad you bring up the cultist actually. I really like that scene, but I feel there was a missed opportunity to imply a bit of Ashley's friction with girls like her. She's summoning demons and is willing to sacrifice souls so she's obviously not a perfect person, but we could have gotten a teaser of Ashley's social woes if she was just a teeny little passive aggressive. e.g "Uhm, great one, with all due respect, does she have to be here?" And then make a weak excuse when Ashley calls her out. That makes the double cross at the end a (tad excessive) case of "well fuck you too bitch"
>>585060018A woman with cunt like that would forgive you if you raped her
>>585035590We need more vampire siblings
>>585065318I forgot to enable the third eye layer... I mean, you didn't see anything.
>>585065318>>585065749I've got a full-sized candy bar for her
>>585065846Two inches isn't enough to satisfy ???
>>585065749that third eye is fucking genius
>>585065749Cute. Cute!!
>>5850659342 inches ain't full size where I'm from
>>585065934Um yes it is??? Two inches is big!
>>585066505Two inches is still hell at 100 mph
>>585006426>saving the thumbnail
>>5850659342 INCHES IS LARGE FOR A CANDY BAR
>>585064059>>585035590I said it before, but for about an hour when I first l learned about the game, I just assumed Andrew and Ashley were vampires due to the goth-adjacent look, Coffin in the title (because of the cartoonish stereotype where vampires sleep in one), and cannibalism.>>585065318>>585065749Excellent. Artist anons are a blessing. Well, not every time, but certainly this time. Thank you.
Staggering lack of Julia today
Thrilling lack of Julia... until now.
>>585068880My daughterniece is SO cute!
>>585049937I forgot about this comic. Is it ded or still going?>>585065749Awesome
Snuggling. With sisters.
>>585067656I don't know how the fuck that happened either, but thanks.
>>585004842Seems reasonable.
>>585068880Why is she eating the Þouglas plushie?
>>585076176Foreshadowing.
>>585075185One can make buttsecks better for their sister by engaging in oral buttplay and thoroughly lubing it.
>>585076532>better for their sisterBut my sister hurt my feelings
>>585076532>t.endoparasite
>>585065749what a qtpi
I think a good Halloween costume for Ashley given her greatest fear is a brother-stealing hussy. A costume like this would be inappropriate for a child, but adult Ashley could pull it off."Look Andy, I'm a home-breaking hussy! I'm going to seduce you with this whoreish getup and steal you away from me!"
>>585080812>I'm going to steal you away from meThis is a trap. If Andrew plays along Ashley accuses him of wanting to cheat on her, if he doesn't she's ugly and he doesn't love her.
Everyone loves anal until they hire a mexican prostitute for it and the next day go to the ER because a Jalapeño seed made it's way into your urethra.
>>585082495>Everything Changed When The Fire Nation Attacked
>>585082495I have never considered hiring a Mexican prostitute for sodomy.
Nemlei is a whore.
>>584969117>legal problem bed dutyGuys what the FUCK did it mean by this?
Nemlei last spotted sucking cocks. This is a developing story.
>>585085916get her out of the coop already
>>585077438Underrated post
>>585082495Why would I hire a Mexican prostitute for this and why would I not use a condom? I mean, I like buttfucking in theory and all, but it's still the shithole.
>>585085916god forbid a woman be heterosexual
>>585089713>woman>heterosexual
>>585090057Uh oh clitty leaking
>>585092131Devlog incoming
Thiu butthole status?
>>585090329Smoochley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Blq8WQvHOM
>>585089713What does heterosexuality have to do with sucking dick? Oral is a form of sodomy.
>>585085916Fish spotted in water.
>>585099306QTPI eating a cutie pie
https://x.com/the_lord_aimi/status/2112514056712274151
>>585101297>Never mind, I'm outta here.
>>585109242I say this
>>585101297I apologise if this isn't something I should say in polite society, but I don't think Ashley should have harassed Julia in such explicit detail
>>585111285It really was so awful and cruel
>>585111556Even with the knowledge that it was essentially a morbid temper-tantrum since Ashley couldn't/wouldn't do more. Even with the knowledge that she was conditioned to believe only morbid manipulation would get anyone to listen to her....yeah, it was really shitty, Julia didn't deserve it
>>585112862Julia really was a normal girl being harassed by a mentally ill person. Honestly scary to think about how that can happen IRL
>>585112864Based.
>>585113000checked.
>>585113198I need this to happen in Burial, if only to balance out the hard overcorrection people took after Decay that "errm actually Andrew is worse". They're both awful, that's why I love them
>>585114343Julia is surviving in every timeline, unlike Ashley
>>585114343It's a very plausible bad end, if only because Burial seems to be taunting Ashley with corrupted wish fulfilment. So the worst ending of that route will probably involve her getting everything and being miserable for it>They're both awfulOh they're terrible and I also want to have hope for Andrew, not just Ashley. The only reason I'd say Andrew is worse is because he has and wants nothing in life beyond his obsession. Ashley obsesses over Andrew because she has nothing else. That's partly her environment and her own mistakes, but it's still the case. And it feels like if she could get a normal life with a positive circle, she'd take it. Whether she's ready for it or not is one thing but that's another thing.Burial's gonna make most of us hate on Ashley and go back to "Yeah she could ruin me" instead of just "Oh you poor thing", don't worry. But I think it'd be more interesting if it forced her to grow in a positive way. The cast are already rock bottom and the bad endings seem clearly reserved for that, and that glimmer of hope stands out amidst the grime
>>585114343>fuck your gf>get mad you aren't fucking your sister instead>go home>beat your sisterWhy is he like this?
>>585118276I see people say Ashley is the one with confusing morals and boundaries. But I see almost NO ONE talking about Andrew's extremely confusing goals and motivations.
>>585119479From the audience POV they both make sense. But they fail to communicate altogether. Ashley often because she's mired in so much baggage and conditioning that she doesn't trust in any other way to be, Andrew because he is trying to avoid uncomfortable truths, and both of them because of the ways they've hurt each other before
Sisters are mice and cowgirls and cookie makershttps://x.com/kokomisub/status/2112577754772255166
https://x.com/iffynty/status/2111462642334519572
>>585101297Inky's a lucky guy.
>>585125841cute moushley
>>585125841PAIZURI!!
God I want to have sex with Julia
>>585134924this but rape
>>585135258I also want to have sex with rape
>>584969117>Maybe find wife? Game sex!That’s the plan >:]
the fact there are many people cheering on it makes me lose even more hope to this miserable dying planet>>>/v/750031616
>>585136426the title is clearly shitposting but it's depressing that to live in this increasingly tyranical shithole that seems to want to torment the spirit.
>>585136426I get the sentiment, letting normies run around loose hasn't really worked out.
niggas are upset their malfunction is going to be banned as it should beyou can still enjoy coffin without the incest you know
>>585140741You trust the british government not to use a law like this to justify seizing your computer and locking you in prison for daring to suggest that their might be political corruption,
>>585140741>give more power to the governmentYou know most of human history is people getting mad at the government for having too much power. But for some reason in modern day people have been so psyop'd they fight for the government to whip them harder.
>>585141076*that there might be political corruption, and totalitarian hypocrisy?
>>585140741I can and do, 'cos it's a well written game where the incest is obviously a bad thing, but try not to be a useful idiot to the state about it
>>585144395Julia looks pregnant here
They want to ban incest because they aren't getting the goyim to outbreed themselves into irrelevance fast enough and the delphic ideal slays demons like them.
>>585144554Ovipositon
>>585144554By me
>>585145075It’s time for the summoning, Six Eyes
>>585144870It's worse, the Brits don't want to ban incest because it's being done by all the sandniggers. Just last Summer they rejected an attempt to ban cousin marriage because so many of the migrants were doing it. They just want to ban porn and maybe fiction depicting incest. Gee, I wonder why?
Legalizing Julia
>>585151120A Julia on every street corner.
Dont mind me. Just another Ashley post on an Ashley Thread on an Ashley Board on an Ashley Website on an Ashley Server in an Ashley Hard Drive on an Ashley Computer in an Ashley room in an Ashley House on an Ashley Street in am Ashley Town in an Ashley State in an Ashley County in an Ashley Country on an Ashley Continent on an Ashley Planet in an Ashley Solar System in an Ashley Galaxy in a Ashley Universe
>>585145946The amount of open contempt the Bongladeshi government has for native brits is actually impressive. Even our government has to sort-of larp like they're on our side and we live in an Israeli vassal state.
>>585152264That's good, I approve of that.
>>585136426>Banning Media depicting something >Does nothing about the masses of their new population who practice said thing regularlyI say anyone stupid enough to have allowed said problem to happen should be forced to stay and deal with it. Should be a vetting test for letting Britbongs go anywhere except their shithole island.
>>585152387>Bongladeshi governmentkek
>>585152831Want an explanation? This is a start.The Spider's Web: Britain's Second Empire | The Secret World of Finance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np_ylvc8Zj8
>>585152387>sort-of larpIt's because they lost too many potential shabbos goyim, now they're desperate to get them back.
>>585151120I voted for this
>>585152264based.
>>585156032pull the plug
>>585156032cute!
>>585159296vile
>>585159296Horrific thing
>>585159296disgusting
Just popping in to ask when is the next update?
>>585161207
>>585161289When should I check again?
>>585161407You want an honest answer? Check back in November 1st. If nothing by then, check back in late Q1 2027.
>>585152831Performative. Tedious. Believes in voting. Probably Hispanic. Atrocious post all in all, anon.
>>585162131Incorrect in your assessment. Also, this applies to die hard labour voters. Again, their rope to hang from.
Is this true, /cal-gee??
>>585162673Is what true?
>>585162673>Counter Stake
>>585162673>>585164475 (me)wait, that image is full of AI slop words, not just the one i pointed out
>>585162673>modern marpare Can niggas in 2026 not just drag and drop a PNG into a preexisting meme format? They have to outsource literally everything to GayI?
>>585162673new rulestop posting ai genned /v/bait or a hussy will eat your soul
>>585156687I want an Andrew and Ashley Halloween flashback at some point in this game.
>>585136426Is Coffin uniwrenically getting banned in INGERLAND?
>>585165325What kinda Halloween would they have even had?
>>585166631Since they're poor, they probably had to do their own costume designs with they had. Since they're pretty creative they made it work. Probably tried to hit as many houses as possible so they'd have at least a little bit to eat over the next month.
>>585166580No, just incest porn.
>>585167286Have you met the british police?option 1 arrest abdul and his 300 violent brain dead cousins option 2 arrest chris playing games at home
>>585168253Coffin has a PEGI rating and the incest is both not explicit and embedded in a non-pornographic narrative so there's no way this law will touch it.
>>585169162I want Renee to PEGI me
>>585169162Makes even less sense because 99/100 times you run into, "incest" porn it's just unrelated actors.
>>585169652>help me step—STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
>>585169162they won't get you for the game it's the thirty GB of fan art
>>585169652Britain is an experiment to see just how much humiliation can be inflicted on a population before it revolts.
>>585174303UK is still behind Canada in that regard, but Canadians have been so psyop'd with an unreasonable hatred for USA (despite just being worse and gayer USA) that Canadians are too distracted to revolt.
>>585174440I actually forgot canada existed desu.
>>585174303>>585174440>>585174490Lets bring it back to Coffin, gents
>>585175523Coffin now takes place in Canada.
>>585175780>euthanization propagandaYep, Coffinland is no joke Canada
>>585175780>>585175983Desuwa since Nemlei deboonked her own Steam post about the setting of the game, we can do this nowI still think Coffin takes place in America
first (return) for hussies
Nemlei suffers from a disease called prostitution. It is terminal, as she will die sucking cock. Funny how some people die as they lived.
>>585177098Everyone wanted this
>me after not being able to post about how much I love Ashley for 20 hours
You will have downtimes in excess of 20 hours, you will have no webp support, and you'll be happy.
>>585177459>no webp supportThank fuck, webp is shite
>>585177694Literally the only reason people hated webp is because Photoshop et al didn't support it yet. Every app and website nowadays supports it except for 4chan
We're so back.
PHP status?
>>585179940Redeemed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrim6_9VSeM
>>585177240Kill Everyone
Fuck PHP, and fuck these retarded fucking jeets
WHO THE FUCK IS PHP AND WHY DID SHE KILL 4CHAN?
>>585182850Bibi Netanyahu trying to suppress sister love
Has anyone archived thread #611? It fell on chapter 2's 3rd anniversary and I missed it
>>585183157I've locally archived every Coffin thread since the /v/ era. b4k has their own backups: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/584037981/
Man. 4chan was down, so to pass the time decided to play some vidya... then the power went out.... it's been 6 hours... fuck my life
>>585183789God bless you anon, you're the backbone of this place like it or not
>>585179982I still can't believe we entrusted cybersecurity to India in the first place. No wonder Russia and North Korea keep pulling cyber attacks on the west when Indians literally made the password "4"
>>585187129>I still can't believe we entrusted cybersecurity to India in the first placeCut labor cost, line go up.
>>585187129
Anyone noticed that the 3rd floor of the textbook puzzle (at the start of 3A) doesn't have any blood? I wonder what the symbolism could be, maybe it's a premonition about the stages of Andrew's life?>Floor 1: Nina's blood on his hands>Floor 2: Blood from the Blood Oath>Floor 3: For many years, Andrew's life wasn't particularly violent>Floor 4: Blood from the apartment incident
>>585191065That seems like the simplest explanation for it, and probably the correct one.
>when you forgot to add the blood effects to floor 3 but the calgoyim think it's symbolic
>>585192398It's symbolic now!
>>585192398>the calgoyimI hope we keep this trend of inventing new dumb terms/slurs for ourselves I love it
>>585193535Thanks, that came to me on the spot and I thought it was pretty good
Fuck Haggers
>>585195730Fuck you!
>>585192398That just proves Nemlei's immense artistic foresight. Everything just slots into place because her kino is so immutable.
>>585196756It truly is a shame that Nemlei made her so attractive.
cutie
>>585195730I agree. Total Haggot Death.
>>585198189DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A SHAG. HEY THAT BUMP, IT LOOKS LIKE A HAG
Wow 4chan has been utter shit since the hiatus.
>>585193535No matter what I do I will always be a /ngg/er. Feels good man.
>>585198189The grin at the beginning makes me laugh like a retard every time.
>>585205953SEX
>>585205953PAIZURI!!
>>585161207You'll wait as we did, fag
>>585187129>when Indians literally made the password "4"Fucking LMAO
>>585207645Leaders in cybersaarcurity
>>585187129>>585179982Just to clear something up the PHP vulnerability and the "password is 4" thing are completely separate things that just occurred at the same time.The password thing was for eMudhra https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMudhraThe PHP was a vulnerability in the memory that allowed RCE https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PHP2Shell
I just had a dream that ep3 came out right now but i was at work and couldn't play itIve seen some footage that got leaked and i remember them being in a cantine when they where still in highschool Ashley wanted to buy a sandwich but didn't have the money so Andrew stepped in and offered to buy it for her but she ignored himShe was angry at him and instead whent and got some slopShe was sitting at a table with Andrew and Julia and julia want to tell something important that she and Andrew are datingAndrew was surprised by this and julia really clung to Andrew when she said itAshley was shocked and disgusted thats alm i remember the rest of the dream was barely coherent i remember julias grandfather torturing Andrew by injecting him with a syringe and assraping himAshley was assisting him for some reason make of that what you will
>>585208632Thanks for the prophecy, oracle.
>>585114343>hard overcorrection people took after Decay that "errm actually Andrew is worse".I knew Andrew was worse long before 3A came out; Decay just openly confirmed my suspicions.
>>585208632>i remember julias grandfather torturing Andrew by injecting him with a syringe and assraping himBased
>>585205953SASS
Fuck PHP in Oklahoma
It should appear that a large quantity of unprotected sex with one's sister is in order.
Let's put the entire integrity of the internet's stability on the number 4.
>>585218519>There are six unlucky numbers in Japanese. Traditionally, 4 is unlucky because it is sometimes pronounced shi, which is the word for death.
I love PHP (Punching Hussy's Pancreas)
>>585218657Shindia
Nemlei status?
>>585220225Game delayed for PHP upgrade
>>585193535Calgoyim sounds too clunky, I'd prefer calgyim if we're actually going to use it for anything,
>>585218064I hope people don't actually do this.
Julia should have fucking learned appsec and PHP instead of that fucking Julia Lang book! Then maybe SHE'D have found it!
Cock in the Nemlei. Honest thoughts?
I like Kotlin for web development.
>>585224771bigley
>>585223789It's a real shame he turned out to be owned by the Long Nose Tribe.
>>585225135honestly if you ever head a politician that sounds based, they're probably bought and paid for already
I use ASP.NET for web development.
>>585225245anon knowseven Hotler was funded by the red shieldsThese games they play to twist your mind.
For me it's Flask.
>>585229748Say that ten times fast I dare ya.
Is it neetKINO posting hours?
>>585221390Nock
Is Andrew a rapist? I mean, he's a wife-beater.
>>585202124we've all gone shy and awkward now
Not me, i'm the same as I ever was, worse even.
>>585232557I didn't know Gemini was making style-appropriate watermarks
https://x.com/belovedgore/status/2113073052539834584
>>585196756>>585197783>>585198186She was right about her kids
>>585198186You wouldn't a minor
PHP (Peckering Hussy Penises)
>>585232690Vampeshley my beloved.
>>585232690Those are weaksauce punctures, didn't even reach the artery
>>585232690Getting your neck bitten feels fucking amazing
>be me ~15 minutes ago>getting ready to have breakfast before work>set up the YT video I'm going to watch>go downstairs to pack my lunch, make a cup of coffee, and make a bowl of cereal (less than 10 minutes)>go back upstairs to see my bedroom door open, my bedroom light on, and my fan off>notice my sister's bedroom door is open>notice she's wearing my hoodie>ask my sister if she went in my room>"oh! I was looking for a hoodie and I thought you weren't home so I turned your things off">look back at my room and my PC, alarm clock, and fan are all unplugged>by the time I get everything set back up (had to turn my PC on, off, and back on again to get it to work), my cereal is totally soggyGive me ONE reason I shouldn't kill this bitch right fucking now
>>585236825Because if you kill her you can't have sweaty passionate hatesex with her.
>>585236825>my cereal is totally soggySoggy cereal is kino. I don't like the crunch. When I get to the bottom of my Weetbix bag and it's all just destroyed crumbs, I make porridge out of it.
>>585236954Fairs>>585237101>Soggy cereal is kino. I don't like the crunch.I like both. But I couldn't enjoy a bit of crunch because of her. I also don't like anyone going into my room and touching my stuff and who the FUCK unplugs a PC?????
>>585237101>Soggy cereal is kinoDepends on what kinda desu
>>585236825>my PC, alarm clock, and fan are all unpluggedYou could just tell her not to do that? Why get so mad over it?
>>585236825Why do you have an alarm clockk that needs to be plugged in?
>>585243670So it can sell anon's internet connection to an Israeli botnetNot antisemitic btw, the world's biggest botnet is literally run by an Israeli company called "Luminati"
>>585243046> You could just tell her not to do that?Bit too late AFTER it’s unplugged. Who the hell goes into someone’s room and starts unplugging things? HAET sisters!>>585243670I like having a dedicated clock in my room. It’s more convenient than my PC or phone
>>585244771No, I don't understand why you don't just use a small battery alarm that can last years on a single battery.
This sounds like a classic case of a sister needing a hug and a shower of kisses on her cheek.
alexa! play "ashley graves calling you a retard for 3 hours ASMR"
>>585244963Oh. Because this was the one my mom bought me like 15 years ago and honestly having to replace batteries would be less convenient than plugging and forgetting because normally nobody is unplugging my shit
>>585246818what sort of age is your sister and what's the gap between you?
>>585247647>what sort of age is your sister A numerical age, as opposed to Iron or Bronze
>>585249164No, like middlescooler or something categorical like that?
>>585249557I’m just kidding around. We’re both adults, she’s just stupid
It's the game played by sibling fuckers. You people are mega gross.
Boo, nigger
>>585251235
https://x.com/couldaru/status/2113223656319209631
>>585249941Is your sister cute enough to make up for the dumb?She obviously meant well.
>>585251276*cums*
>>585251912Anon... dumb sisters are even cuter.
>>585252698I'm familiar with cute but dumb sisters.
>>585251432https://youtu.be/0sr-oXaJ04k
>>585251912>Is your sister cute enough to make up for the dumb?Not really but sometimes
>>585253251Now that is a scary mindfuck.Thr opening plot to Hank-sensei's "Ani to Imouto no Shitai Shitai Shitai Koto"
Is this how Ashley sees herself?
>>585255098Hair too pink
>>585251432cute!
>>585202124It's finally the end
>>585253251Cute!
https://x.com/kokomiin/status/2113329543323013415
What stops sisters being the dumbest creatures on earth?
>>585274641At this stage absolutely nothing
>>585267230This 'shley? Cute.>>585253251This 'shley? Also cute.>>585251432All 'shleys? Cute cute.
>>585274552Anime nuns are so cool man
>>585274641Nothing. Unfortunately even the most intelligent sister has fallen for the programming. My sister is what xitter rightoids would describe as "based". Except when it comes feminism, where she is a complete misandrist that legitimately thinks men need to die. This has of course led to many venomous verbal spats that she inevitably loses because "foid" upsets her far more than "incel" upsets me. It should be noted that I always win the battle but always lose the war because she then guilt trips me and I cave every time and then the status quo is upheld.Blogpost over.TLDR: Sisters aren't smart, but they aren't dumb either.
>>585275697the tenets of feminism are marxism, the "philosophers" behind iit swapped out a few of the terms which is why it's retarded like their idea of "The Patriarchy"question, would Julia be a hyper normie infected feminist?
>>585276925>goes to university>goes to therapyJulia stands no chance
>>585277523zippertits Julia...
>>585275697Sisters default to feminism because it's in their perceived interest and they aren't really thinking of the broader consequences; most people, men and women, really don't consider the wider implications of their belief systems whether they're left, right, or "I just wanna grill."
>>585275697Brother who peacocks about being so smart while simultaneously saying he gets in circular arguments with his sister where he resorts to name calling and ends up sucking up to her in the aftermath
>>585278712I don't know, anon, his post didn't look like he was peacocking about being smart. Are you projecting?
>>585278881>projectingNot how that word works
>>585279020Yes it is.
>>585279061If you say so
>>585279249Thank you. I knew you'd come around eventually.
There are two boomer sisters that look to be in their 70s living together in my apartment complex, I don't know if they're lesbians but they're nasty Karens.
>>585280059A sister without a brother is bound to suffer spiritual rot the longer she goes without one.
>>585280059divorcees, widows or spinsters?
>>585280653>spinstersYou’re telling me these women are SPIDERS?!
>>585280653No one's visiting them so probably spinsters.
>>585280462The reverse is also true. Sisterlessness always turns you into a resentful weirdo sooner or later.
Floozies in my head, floozies on my mind
>>585274131Is a subtle sisterbutt obligatory for fanart like this?
>>585281281No, I'm saying a shrimp fried this rice.
>>585287467Nothing subtle about that sistush
More of Andrew subtly touching Ashley's tits, belly and bum.
>>585287856>subtly
Ashley twerking
>>585296268die, and become soup
>>585296268ew
Ashley brapping
Ashley mopping
When did they hide the discussion threads for the early devlogs and news items on Steam? I see they stopped having them starting on the seventh devlog, but I remember previous threads were still accessible for some time after.The number of replies are still there next to the rating, but clicking on it goes nowhere.
>>585298738Probably to avoid having to moderate it.
>>585298738They apparently do this a month after they go live. And I speculate it's because from whar I've heard discussions tend to bread down and devolve into people arguing pretty quickly.
>>585300826Unless I'm psychotic, I remember the threads being read-only last time I'd seen them. But, even if that weren't the case, the moderators could've just made it so.
>>585301285That's true of the threads started by users on the "General Discussions" forum. What I meant specifically were the threads on the "Events & Announcements" forum.
>>585301285>I've heard discussions tend to bread down and devolve into people arguing pretty quickly.Unbelievable, this could never happen.
>>585275697Maybe racist feminism is the future. This is a good start
>>585303249It's really not.
>>585303291+1 for Julia emoticon on Steam points shop.
>>585303512Real, Nemlei needs to stop being gay and add more Julia
>>585303658>Anon doesn't realize the connection
Julia? Andrew's buttslut.
>>585303845Women are ruthless, dude, and Australia is a solid example. Up until the past decade (aka the introduction of American social media), women in Australia voted very much to the right of men. Anon's chud sister is destined for great things, I can tell.
>>585304347>Australia
>>585304347Ah yes, Australia, a famously functional state whose minor diminishment was due to the apparent introduction of something a decade ago that caused 50% of the population to pull a complete 180 in their belief system. A sterling endorsement.
When I open up the video games thread to talk about retarded politics with an occasional Coffin image attached
>>585304683Anon, your post has nothing to do with Coffin.
>>585304425>>585304532Women held the racism line for decades! Yes, modern Australia is absolutely an example of what happens when the gents have fewer balls than the sheilas!
>Andrew playing video games with a Black friend>Ashley sees him>She starts talking in the most ghetto way possible>Andrew and friend assume Ashley's a little nervous >She's actually hard racit and said that to piss off piss the guy off>Andrew wonders if she gets her racism from Renee>She actually gets it from Douglas of all people
Should there be a Department of Siblings in the government?
>>585305249>>She starts talking in the most ghetto way possiblePull m'self off to this daily yup
>>585305446You should actually be killed.
Julia with a penis would be perfect
>>585307169Yeah, MY penis inside her vagina.
>>585307410I want this so much
>Ashley: Brother, may I have some oats?
>Ashley: Brother, may I have some cum?
Hussies are so beautiful, it hurts my heart that I do not have one
>>585309448>>585310731Nö
>>585320583Pigdrew and Pigley are cute. I wish for these pigs to live long and happy lives.
>>585320583Funny edit of Andrew that makes him look like a pig>>585322803Cute regular normal image of Ashley
>>585320583>>585322803This is just like Animal Farm
>>585305249>Douglas has a secret 1488 tattoo
Does Andrew ever roll Ashley up in the blankets and pretend she's a burrito?
>>585332989Would Andrew ever tie Ashley to a chair over a plastic pool, gag her moth and leave a vibe in her for a day while he's at work?
>>585333770No.
>>585291869She doesn't even KNOW. Andrew... I kneel.
>>585296826This.
Beating Ashley with a mop
>>585336070That looks more like a feather duster desu
I think you'll find there is plenty of common ground between Nemlei's mouth and my balls
>>585337450Yeah, no less than 4,000 miles.
>>585336832because she's stinky and refused to shower
>>585335990What about Ashley subtly groping his body?Subtley if you will.
"Let's call this the shirts vs. the blouses."
>>585305249>Friend N
Whatever happened to the Anon who wanted to bang his half-caste half-sister
>Ashley lost a pair of panties>In actuality, Andrew, the perverted fuck, stole them and sniffs them
>>585322803ASAPAll Sisters Are Pigs
>Andrew and Ashley are Pigs>Pigs are CannibalsJust like them!
>>585345348I literally (as in almost literally not figuratively) nearly spat tea over my laptio because of you.
>Andrew: Alright Julia, now tie your hair and put on these pink contacts.
>>585345561>Also try to be more whiny and less simpering
Canonically who has he bigger boobs between Julia and Ashley?
>>585345705Ashley MOGS
>>585346178But canonically?I've seen so much cowtitted fanart of Ash's (smaller than advertised) rack, I've lost track.
>>584989168I have gotten harder from this scene alone than from any actual porn game I've ever played.Setup and chemistry are hotter than any pair of drawn titties.
>smaller than advertisedSince the only advertisement we have ever gotten is that they are "awesome fat", does that mean that's wrong...?
>>585347129Ashley is medium premium but of course she needs Andrew to tell her she's big. Same with him. He's average but he still expects her to pretend to struggle with it.
>>585347516>He's average>pp b big
>Want Ashley redemption>Don't want it to feel rushed or forced>Only one chapter left in Decay plus so much work required in BurialWhat's the line between Zuko needing an entire story in order to admit he wants to change, and Steven Universe characters just being forgiven without working for it?
>>585347609>awesome fat cock
>>585347804Hitler would never say he's sorry. The only thing he'd apologise is for not doing better.He should have put all the unwanted on boats and sent them to england.
>>585347804Sitting on the swing in Naruto?
>>585348441Enough of them went to England on their own. That's a big part of why the UK is so fuuuucked now.
>>585347516Mrs 9 can't say they're medium whilst drawing Ashley with huge gazongers.
>>585348469>every ch3/4 scene has a flashback to Leyley being sad no one cares about her birthday
>>585348945What was Nemlei's endgame in making Julia such a lovely girl?
>>585348601England was already on the way to self imploding, if he'd forced all of them to move there it would have removed most of the justifications for what occurred.
>>585347804The line between a good and a bad redemption isn't how long it takes, but whether the redeemed person is a sadistic ass. Zuko's greatest sin was trying to live up to unrealistic standards. He doesn't—like—murder people.
>>585349080To put an once of good in that cruel world
>>585198189based
>>585349080>Stresses to Andrew that his problems are so steep that even being given the solutions he says he wants on a silver platter would mean nothing >Stresses to Ashley that even the nice people can be unfair, that treating others poorly will invite people to treat you poorly in turn, and that betrayal can come from those you trust rumour theory is real, trust us schizos
>>585112864Also based.
>>585349705Well put. I think that's why I'm cautious about it happening in chapter 3, no matter how much I want it. We only see tiny glimpses of Ashley being interested or capable of decency, and while I can forgive much of the ch1/2 crimes, I don't forgive the campers since they were so innocent. At the same time, I don't know what the main story of Decay will do because they've already committed to such steep bad endings in the other routes of Decay like SnS
>>585349954niceley composed
Ashley doesn't need a redemption arc because she's perfect.
Does Andrew squeeze Ashley's breasts like stress balls when they sleep together?
>>585350667Undoubtedshley.
>>585350235>rumour theory is real, trust us schizos Meds, NOW>rumourBrits OUT, this is a french genny
>>585350650CUTE!
>>585346178True.
>>585351302AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAH SITTIES SITTIES SITTIES I NEED SITTIES ON MY BROCK HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGG
Please stop making me horny
>>585351718no.
I give up
>>585352353Need more siblings rubbing their crotches together
/calg/ is horny again
>>585350667
You got anything with Ashley in sexy cosplay?
>>585353352I mean, I've got various ones of her dressed in bunny/neko stuff. Specific cosplay, not really. I'm sure there's some deep in there.
>>585353352I found this one of Ashley Graham. I don't know what the taco speak says though.
>>585353642Any sort of sexy outfit is fine, just something more than regularley or whoreley
>>585353782The fuck is this, Catalan?
Hussies take on many forms
>>585354129Resident Evil 4, Ashley Graham
>>585354286>Julia discovers internet smut libraries
>>585354286>Hussies take on many formsRanging from cute to cute, often including cute, and even going so far as cute
>>585354758That's an interesting idea to explore.Teen siblings getting down to the sexy as a form of reprisel against their parents' treatment.Take it further and force them to care for a grandchild or several...what could possibly go wrong
Ashley has a lot of problems as a person incestuous feelings, psychopathy etc.... The solution to all of these problems is to brutally rape correct her then fill her with your seed so she can go through motherhood.
>>585356118How does that correct anything? Are you arguing that Ashley should be keot barefoot and pregnant so she's too busy thinking about keeping her brother's babies alive to worry about anything else?
>>585356368She gets the honour to raise my spawn, the ultimate lifeforms. Any woman would experience profound change from that.
>>585356784>my spawn,Andrew posting hours
>>585353196
>>585357436We are all Literally Him.
what is ashley dressing up as for this halloween?
>>585360535Nemlei
>>585359904Not me, I'm nice to my sister.
>>585360535She would wear a white sheet and pretend to be a ghost. Then something trivial would scare her then she's yell, "I HATE SPOOKS!" much to the embarrassment of Andrew
>>585363321mspaint it with stickleys if you have to but I need to see this!
my tummy hurtsi hope i can still drink alone tonight
>>585364896you're not alone, you're with /calg/!
The more untrustworthy and unstable society gets the more your sister/brother looks like a good prospect.
I saw that
>>585372748No you didn't just stare at this shley until you don't remember what was never there.
>>585362694>Doesn't deny that he wants to fuck his sister.Kek.
I find it odd almost everyone here has a hot sister. Mine is kinda cute, but I'm also 9 years older than her so she'll always be a kid in my mind. Even though she did grow up. My brain refuses to process it.
>>585376789/calg/ is a statistical anomaly, every brother posting here has the cutest but dumbest sister on earth.
>>585369626Love Andrew's hair
>>585369626Feels like 00s shoujo
Has this game made you more or less misogynistic?
>>585363693I am no artist by any means. So forgive me.
>>585381537Nice use of the 4panel layout. Your composition is quite inspired.
>>585376113We'll leave it want.
>>585381537It almost reminds me of a rage comic.
>>585381537>expected kkk >got wholesome sisterpostingLove you guys.
>>585376789>>585378602It's natural to speak well of your sister, but it doesn't seem like people actually do this that much. It's not like this is some shit incest thread on/b/, what people say mostly seems pretty normal.
>Im Floozing
>>585385539
>>585385304He would say this,
Dead hussies.
>>585385724
>>585385806Andrew is definitely thinking this.
>>585385806EVERYONE Is saying this.
>>585385304She is a retarded whore.
Hussy Smashed Face - Cannibal Corpse.
>>585386174Andrew would not say that. You are conflating Ashley's beliefs with Andrew's. They are not a monolith.
Curb Stomping Julia American History X style.
What's Black, White, and Red all over? Julia after being forced into a Helicopter's rotors.
>>585385179The sisterclique did NOT like this post
>I'm learnding!
>>584927352My sister gets more and more cute every time I see her. I wish I can just kiss her on the nose
Behead Julia and throw bowl her head down the street.
>>585387163Canon.
>>585385539>my sight, floozing my mind>wish somebody would tell me I'm fune
>>585386174Andrew would say that. You are not conflating Ashley's beliefs with Andrew's. They are a monolith
>>585378602It makes sense. I don't know in detail how women generally rate men, but for guys actually liking a woman makes her more attractive by default. Also, women are baseline retarded anyway so that tracks.
>>585387489>funegod damn my fat fingers
>>585387390>>585387612Canon (2)
>>585387692>hussoid>obeseyeah, sounds about right
Egads, it's nearly the wrend of the thread
>>585386836She's so smart!
>>585380368Neither but I think I do understand them better
>>585387843>>585388063>>585388282These are just adorable. This is what he really wants.
I have smooching fatigue.
>>585388103Women aren't really hard to understand, I think people just grossly overcomplicate them with celestial psychic neurotic goddess bullshit. They're basically humans.
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
I want more sister smooching.
>>585387932Why was there barely any Wren posting? We need a wrenewal, next thread could have Wren OP Any art of him staring dreamily into space for no reason?
>>585371668>>585371881
>>585387974>Julia got her bachelors from an indian collegeit was over before it began
>>585388836>>585373672
>>585388804Haven't seen any new Wrart on Xitter lately
>>585373672Why is this 'shley so beefy? This bitch is about to make Andrew's pelvis turn to dust.
>>585387163cute
>>585389187>Wrartlooks too much like wart, you could try Wrt?
>>585389187Has this Wren ever been used for the OP?
>>585390027It will now
>>585389747All 'shleys are cute
>>585393347Some dispute this
>>585394575Those who do are bitches. Shit bitches.
>>585394669Ashley disputes it. Is she a shit bitch?
>>585395184No she's cute
>>585395184>Is she a shit bitch?Well, yes but not necessarily for that reason
>>584928575This would be hotter if she was pissing
Anyone baking?
Fine, I'll do it again.
>>585342669Good one
>>585399783>>585399783>>585399783
