Previous: >>584930924New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/qRdCSqwkg5M>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera OCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 2, Sparkly Magic Show>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Nice nature pantyhose feet
>>584965146SUPER BASED OP LETS GO POST MORE OF THAT ARTIST
>>584965204
>>584965257Get out of my room
Thoughts?
>>584965317not a fan of sloppa
...
I hope King Halo's seiyuu is cute.
>>584965317imagine the wedgies and chafing
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/YE55Gnhttps://jiggie.fun/YE55Gnhttps://jiggie.fun/YE55Gn
>>584965317looks good on Dialooks too lewd on Tarumae and Yeppers
>>584965369the moment you add a ton of other skills in the equation it breaks your rolls no matter whatat least thats my way to cope with fan runs
Kris Sexo
*sniiiiiiiiiiiif!
>>584965317The game would be even more popular if trainees dressed like that
>>584965378She somewhat chopped
>>584965507Cute enough. I'll take her.
>>584965280hmmm... nyo
>>584965317>highleg with no thigh boots/stockingsretarded slopper
>>584965484sex with japanese boys
>>584965507Still better than the English King va
>>584965317peak
Do the live outfits have burger pockets?
>>584959073Yay! Thank you Feng Shui
>>584965507>anyone on /uma/ thinking they have the right to call someone chopped
>>584965317I love ass fangs.
>>584965317I didn't include El because it wasn't the right dimensions and image size limit
>>584965507looks just fine to me
Its so sad that the Uma concert getting cancelled is what it takes to get that orange fuck out of office
>Akebono SSR yay...
donald HATES uma musume: pretty derby
>>584965507kawaii....
>>584965635Colin Firth?? I dunno I think he looks a bit better than she does
>>584965317i'll take furashu
>oguri might be doyakongaI don't think I like Cafe anymorehttps://x.com/grasoku/status/2111701219471434232
>>584965317Umanko covered in tight spandex...
McQueen's seiyuu
>>584965690>>584965583better in this photo
I will gladly accept this for Bonobro winning the last CM with his oshi.>>584965697You should, too.
I hate my government and countrymen
THANKS FOR THE RAINBOW CLEATS I GUESS
cute concert
>cancelled global concert kills global umaNot like this....
wtf oguri can fly?!
Okay
>>584966058> Not RudolfMissed opportunity
>>584966058Who invited Fagco?
>>584966047Why in the ever loving fuck would the rest of the world suffer the consequences of burgers being massive retards?You retards wanted and voted that
>>584964796get the white version of whichever you aren't going to borrow through inspiration
What am I looking for here so I can pray for it? Bakushin or Kitasan?
I MLBd this card with free rolls during unity... go away Laisu, I'm not into you...
Nice
>>584966191Because USA owns the world
I came here to laugh at you.
>>584966162Didn't she invite herself?
Best concert I've seen in this game yet. Thank you dirters.
>>584966209Well shit, I did have Slick Surge available but chose against it for Homestretch. Now I know. How are the rest of the skills?
m-merry christmas
>>584965591flashu/falco/toraina pics the bestand the curren (not whorren) ones
>rerunning the 2 best plushies I would've probably bought mambo last year but now I'm more of a nice neicha fan
The concert and the song are so cute.
>>584965679Speak for yourself uggochacho
>New concert song>Allows Biwa Hayahide and Narita Taishin to sing it, but not Winning Ticket>Allows Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka to sing it, but not MachanShame.
>>584966191NTA but I did the right thing and voted Kamala instead of the orange idiot. Such a shame our country is filled with racist cattle that follow the words of any idiot who says the right buzzwords
>>584966338It surprises me every time I remember Rickey has nice boobs
this country is fucked inshallah
I just can't escape Falco.
and now i have my BIG oshi's card to match! very very buono! i wish cygames would make a PWR card for my oshikeep it buono!
>>584966221It goes up to wit Natie, so her if you're looking to invest into late surgers. Bakushin is good for upcoming CM, Kitasan if it gets her to 3LB or MLB, Creek is good for a long time. Uhhh...power Kingu for easy Uma Stand farming and Kawakami Princess for a general speed and a nice gold for TT, that's all I know.
>>584966507Enjoy your freedom while you still can before the caliphate takes over anon
I got Gold Ship'd...
>>584966438I legit cannot do it, I bought tamamo+oguri from the cingray collab and thought.. I cannot just leave Belno out of it. And then it would only be rudolf left. So I said fuck it and got her too.If I were to just get Neicha the guilt would be overwhelming of not also getting tannhäuser
My account is still Shakur-free.
>>584965317yeah, i'm thinking SEX
>>584965865doesn't it just mean that cafe browses the same forum as doyakonga?
>>584966679You got until November 18th for preorders. Surely you can save up the money for both, right?
>people rollingbbbbbbricked
>>584966342outside of accels, as long as you arent buying dead skills and spending all your sp usually, you cant go wrong with skills. blinding is not great but idk what else you had to buy.
>>584966338I just realized Acute is Tarumae and Rickey's ugly friend.
merry xmas and brian, their voices are so cool...
Cygames give us a selector as apologems
>>584965317Ai's umanko would be the best feeling one
How many of you neighas were actually going to LA for the live
>>584966836I live in LA but I ain't going.
>>584966702But it's not Teio free and that's arguably just as tragic
>>584966338Stop saying Christmas. Japan doesn't celebrate that. Proper translation is holidays.
>>584966737money isn't the problem, I could have worded it better.When I just see orders like these I feel like I have to get all of them or else I feel like I would leave an umas friend behind.
hnng
>>584966509
>>584966906SHUTTHE FUCK UPYOU JEWISH TRANNY
>>584966836they're all mostly asleep. ask again later
>>584966897>He has poor reading comprehension
MERII KURISUMASU
>>584966836I live in LA and I talked some buddies into going...
>>584966746you retard
>>584966806Brian winking will never sit right with me
>>584966953THANK YOU SMART FALCON FOR HELPING US ALL FARM THE GROUNDWORK SPARK EASILY WITH YOUR BUFF
>>584966897You have about a minute to delete your post
>>584966906Japan celebrates Christmas. The real Christmas. With fucking KFC.
>>584966836I already skip all the songs in this game. Why would I pay money and go outside and watch 3DPD singing the same songs?
>>584967000Don't worry we just wanted an excuse to rape you
>>584966836Wasn't that supposed to be the Uma&Co meetup
I got stam tickezo...
>Vodka and Scarlet can sing the song>Machan can'tOh well.
>>584967028she looks like a kid, no wonder she fights with Mayano instead of girls her age
>Light up! Our future is bright, sparkling like strings of holiday lights>C'mon, your smile's gonna be the star up on top>Let's party all through the night!>(Happy together!)>(Happy together!)>(Oh yeah! Wishin' you merry Christmas!) >My heart's so full, it's feeling as vast as the winter sky>I'll make this eve, this moment last! C'mon now, are you ready?>I think and think, and make up a plan as big as the Milky Way!>Yep! The holidays will work their magic, like we've never seen!>Ding dong! Ring in the year, and deck the holiday season with cheer>Ding dong! Let all your dreams sing!>The fanfare is playing! Show's starting! C'mon, time to shine!>Light up! Our future is bright, sparkling like strings of holiday lights>We're gonna get the world all dressed up! Our colorful wonderland!>Enjoy! The glittering snow, blanketing us with a winter greeting!>C'mon, keep on running, let's see what's up ahead!>Let's party all through the night!Is it a good trannylation?
>>584967163thank fucking god they didn't butcher the christmas line
>>584966897>[Deleted]THE RAPED
>>584966836umanko is meeting in LA for the live
>>584967113>Wasn't that supposed to be the Uma&Co orgyftfy
>>584965317The time leotards stopped being a thing acceptable in media the world became too gay for redemption
Her slow eating is just an act Still is a FATTY
>>584967208But they probably butchered a bunch of othershit. I genuinely don’t know why you faggots play global it is the objectively INFERIOR version. Can’t even mod a more accurate TL in.
>>584967364>ywn have a cb coming home to you like thisfuck this 3DPD bullshit. take me to 2D land, please
>>584967441cute
>>584967456why do you care so much lil gup
>>584966702I got her too and now she's lb1...
>Low-rolled on speed, but got a bunch of good skillsWould have liked Sprint/Pace corners but at least I have something, I guess. Still need to build Ticket/Taishin, though I'm waiting until SSR Sweep Wit drops for Taishin
>>584967441Eating and puking is the healthy teenage girl lifestyle
>>584966812Of course!We care and listen to our fanbaseAs compensation we'll give you TEN SELECTORS for shoesPlease keep supporting Horsegirl: cute race
If you like Helios you are pro trannylators
>>584967208They've been typing Christmas even when the uma voicelines don't say Christmas. It was obvious they would say Christmas for the song
Kill Currens
not funny game
Is it time to yearn?
>>584966836I had a ticket. Was about to get my car's oil changed and new tires for the drive.
>>584967697RAPED
when cygames made that feedback survey I specifically mentioned that they should just say christmas and i am really glad they listened.I celebrate it despite no religious intent and ever since I grew up even non-christian neighbors came around and we all exchanged gifts and had a nice time.. so I don't understand these people saying that you have to celebrate christmas in a specific way to say merry christmas or that it's "not inclusive" or whatever
>>584967697Bricked
>>584967716Only CB makes me yearn
>>584967535Fuck off, Taro.
>>584967562I'm a big fan of the now outdated zoomer slang and I can't wait to roll for Helios whenever she comes out
Men yearning is a good thing. It's sad only anime girls can make men yearn these days since real women are awful.
>>584967716>jobber
Not a bad pull.>>584967697lol
>>584967681
>>584967774Understandable>>584967886Yes, she's my precious jobber
Is it a bad idea to split my resources into training Pace and Front? My cards are all pointing to building Fronts and I do like Maru, Suzuka, Falco.
>>584966438I think I'll get the Machitan plush to put her next to my Fuku one
my wife and i celebrate kurisumasu
>>584967930>ugly bastards' bicycle
this is useless
throw me to the horses and i'll come back a father
>spend allat for global server>accidentally kill global because of a concertNot likely to happen, but that'll sour it
>>584968029It's what I'm doingYou must not snack or slack-off but seems doable
CHRISTMASBROS WIN AGAIN
UH OH!
>>584967526>Going to need to double inspiration proc on Tickezo just to even get her to Sprint AI imagine any Sprint S for your team is going to be a fun bonus rather than something you go out for. That said, Biwa kit seems neat, can't go wrong with triple (relevant) ults. Hope the other two go well for you!
>>584968175Dirters are God's chosen umas
>>584968141it won't die but it's a PR disaster
>>584968141Not like the attendees are less than 10% of the playerbase on the first placeIt's just embarrassing, I doubt it has a real impact
I hope global Eos
>>584968168ryangosling.gif
Rudolf has big butt
Help. Lacking midrace skills
>cb hoursi hope this lasts forever
>>584968275This. Japan thinks LA is the only city in America that exists and the vast majority of American players can't afford to get there
>>584968290
>>584968275>It's just embarrassing, I doubt it has a real impactBut will it be deep?
>>584968029Two running styles seems to be manageable for light spenders and maybe even f2p. Front and pace have the advantage of Runaway Pace chariot being a consistently strong strategy.>>584968097Wish my clubmates would stop leaking my messages.
>>584968352Countermeasure is a mid-race accel skill. Remove that from teh list.
>>584968361No
>>584967535
>>584968323>the perfect tomboy gf, with a tiny hint of furrypure fucking bliss
>>584966836I don't go to concerts. They can try the psyop as much as they want but listening to music at home is simply better.
tiny hats are STUPID
>>584968029You can train all styles, just expect it's going to be harder or you will have less WR, and that's it.
>cbfags were homos and furfags all along
>>584968458Imagine how she smells after that
Globalbabs did you rike Christmas event during the Halloween month?
>>584968495Oy vey
>>584968380Doubtful. Big deal, a concert has to be postponed. Sucks but it's not unusual, especially for an incompetent company like cygames, and even worse for an incompetent workforce like anyone that operates in LA for any corpoAgain, just embarrassing, but expected
>>584966836I voted for Trump three times I swear to God if this shit gets cancelled I'm not voting for him a fourth time.
that can't be right, how is there only one bwo who posted them getting marked by Shakur, there has to be more, show yourselves.
>brokieFuck off
>>584968532very
>Guts RyanCleated out of spite
>>584968514fresh>>584968495DON'T SHAY THAT! THERE IS JEWS WITH US!>>584968580>brokieFuck on
>>584968458there is nothing furry about umamusume
>>584968532yee
>>584968624>yurislop
>>584968061I'm going to marry your daughter.
>ANIMAL EARS and a FUCKING TAIL are not furry
>>584968365>the vast majority of American players can't afford to get thereWhat's funny to me about this is that, yes, this has been a thing forever, but it seems like millenials/zoomers find it outrageous that companies do events at any city except THEIR city, and it's somehow ableist or corporative greed not to hold events in every city of America, and it's proof of late-stage capitalism imploding and how dare they not to think of the people who can't afford to attend on the first place when planning eventsWhat the hell causes this phenomenon, I've no idea, but I've seen it more than once in multiple fandoms
which girl enjoys some light butthole tickling
>>584968756kemonomimi have been established as not furry since before you were born retard>>584968785this is not umamusume
>>584968782zoomers are the entitled generation
>>584968204I actually had S Sprint on my whole team during the first Capricorn Cup out of sheer luck, though I'm not going for it again. With this many Sprint sparks you never know though.
>>584968745That's a mutt
>>584968756Yes.
>>584968756Exactly
>>584968580Could be worse I guess
>>584968352>>584968423Picked all generics and it's like this now. Not sure why Light as feather and Countermeasure got length too with end closer could not proc it.
>>584968782You're way overthinking that post
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>584968845
>>584968029You can pick two styles as long as they are close to each other, so front+pace, pace+late, late+end
Sorry to keep blogging but I feel so stupid thinking I needed to do MANT to avoid Haruten. Just slamming my head on it enough let me get the feel for how to control my fan count for unique levels and somewhat keep my Stam low enough. I just need N&N, IHS, Sprint A, and Turf S to happen at the same time.
>>584968920Tannhauser still has the funniest reaction to this
>>5849690164***...
>>584968967good for parent farming
the ways normalfags mental gymnastic their way around the furry question will never not be hilarious
>>584966507Reverse searching this image leads me to reddit stating that special week is asexual.
>>584968745You have our blessing.
>>584968973Yeah, I never had a chance to comment on it and I found one of those watching a retarded dnd video and I just had to to at least know if I'm being retarded for thinking this is cheer stupidity or I'm too old for this world and that's the norm
>>584968785oh hey, I know that webm
umas with hats should be raped to death, except rice shower that ugly piece of shit doesn't deserve to be seen or touched by anyone
>>584968967>boyumas always have the worst cards
I think small hats are good
>>584968352>turbo sprint>gap closerYou are already bricked and wasted sp
>>584968306
umasumi, you FUCKING TOOLS!except for all the chill eurobros waking up, you guys are cool!
>Ikuno feetus
>>584969060Yay. At least it wasn’t another spe guts she’s fucking 3lb and a BRICK
>only have 3 cards at MLB, Kita, Tachyon and FM>FM dupefuuuuuuuuuuk
>>584969174>Turbo sprintNot brick. Gambling skill>Gap closerOk, that's picture error, it's not there I did not take it.
>>584968972see ya later is a brick unless you're running at least double endgap closer is a dead skillmight as well take the ura skill, how the fuck do you even have thatgambit might be funny
>>584969275she's about to carry a fetus after taking all of my peetus
Nakadashi festa
>>584969367Get fucked
>>584969262umasumi...
>>584968967Honestly not a bad pickup, good for pace/medium parent runs
>>584969262die fucking traitor you will never be italian
>>584968893Wild, and I saw your Tickezo win Virgo 2 in the hog hell that it was even if that lobby didn't have a hog, a win is a win lol so hope Capricorn 2 gets you some good umas going into it.
>>584969402>Gambit>50M diff on 200m leftI don't think it would proc. If it did I don't think it would help.
Cute-- huh??
>>584969387It doesn't matter if it's a gambling skill or not. Encroaching is guaranteed to proc. Leap/Tracen is almost guaranteed to proc. So you have consistent 0.6. Anything above that is wasted sp.
>>584969590Falco, you can join them...
>>584969590Gacha creep is fucking crazy
CB is the kind of uma you make passionate love with
Oh nonono
>>584969686Makes sense given I still run a symboli rudolph I made in mantblazer.
>>584968972Gambit can proc too early while you're still accelerating. I'd take Eyes. Gap Closer is weird, but it might be POTENTIALLY decent.
CB looks like the kind of uma who doesn't mind trainer having an affair because she knows at the end of the day she owns trainer's balls and heart and if any other whore tries to cross her she's gonna win
shant fall for mr cock balls shilling
Other games are celebrating Halloween and we just got a Christmas concert
>>584965146Is the show cancelled or not?
>>584969590>he wasn't here for the first xmas event
>>584969686>>584969783Stop liking tomboys
MERI KURI
>>584969636?? Even with both of them proc early with full duration you still won't reach max speed
>>584969783But why would you cheat on CB when you have CB at home? You're literally not going to do any better.
>>584969686>>584969783continue lusting for tomboys
>>584969856do you think cygames is going to announce it here first xitter tourist? why dont you go find out yourself on your hellsite
>>584969458Time to stick NY Opera O back in the mines
>>584969169Rice is good for you
My dick? Bigger than yours My plats? More than youMy sex? Sigma
MERRY KRISMAS
>>584969856Unless they know someone from the insideIt's joeverAmerica customs is so shit right now
>>584969928CB knows that, so she lets trainer taste inferior umas as a palate cleanser
>>584969835accelerated schedule. prease understand
>>584969993Who is this ugly hag
>>584969995This chibi dance is so sexo the fuck
>>584969856yes it is.>t. customs officer who has a friend who works for cygames international
>>584969856i dont get it
>>584969914You forgot that dueling gives accel
Still doesn't seem like the type of uma that cares about being short and flat because at the end of the day she knows she owns torena 's heart and balls and if some other bitch tried stepping into her territory she'd kill them.
>>584970012doesn't that mean she is prone to cheating on you too?
>>584970052cutest vampire
>>584970083More umas with hypertits
>>584969835Japan doesn't give a shit about Halloween
>>584970083Clothes on paizuri
neat
>>584970165But she just had a melty when Ramonu pulled her leg a bit
Rate the concert
>>584970238nyo, nyo, we're having it on valentine's day next year
>>584970183Mr Cb...Mr. Cheating Bitch... OH MY GOOOOOD
>>584970165you don't know anything about SiLyou don't play jpyou are a secondary retard
>>584970238>wasting carats on a shit uma
Mr. CB isn't a cuck you weirdos
>>584969835There's also New Year alts this week, and then Valentine Ryan and Anus Fujin next month. Don't expect holiday events to match up in real time again anytime soon.
I'm going to miss my /uma/ bf
>>584970332You sure act like you know a lot about Still for someone who knows nothing about Still.
>>584970295sexo/10
>>584970295sexo
>>584970238shut up you are WRONG
>>584969995Merry Creekmas to you too, Anon.
>>584970295cute/10
>>58497029515/10
>>584970295cute, acute even
Merry Kris Sex.
>>584970092>>584970437Yay!
>>584970295one of the first concerts i truly liked
Rice's finger
>>584970142>>584969636There is no overaccel for sprint since the duration of skills is only half comparing to mid/long.
>>584970361Yet...
>>584969995>>584970520OH WEE I LIKE MY HORSEMY PONYMY HORSE
>>584970295the lyrics said merry christmas instead of happy holidays which made me extremely uncomfortable0/10
Is Shrewd Step good? It's an accel that can proc anywhere which leads me to believe that it's shit most of the time except when it's not.
>>584970618shart falco DEATH
>>584970618I'm glad you're uncomfortable you godless heathen
is club chat broken? i can't request a shoe
Well
Need spooky brown...
>>584969856My uncle works at cygames and just called me. It's over.
>>584970704>7 more centimetersdon't shay that....
IVE BEEN BUSY JUST AUTOING FOR LIKE A MONTHDID I ALREADY MISS THE OFF PERIOD FOR KITASAN
>>584970763
>>584970679works for me
>>584970781>>>/r/eddit
>>584970763yeah bwo you can log in now
>>584970763nyo, it's on the upcoming reset
>>584970415I accept your confession
>>584970643Technically groundowork for paces, it activates after the intial pdm ends 99% of the time so usually uma stan + shrewd step beats uma stan for positioning. Not sure about its effectiveness in sprints
>>584970861I accept you're a dumbass and this is the last (You) I give you.
>>584970861You may now kiss the bride.
>>584737392>>584737392>>584737392HEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON HAVE A LOVELY DAY I hope you don't live on the west coast, that would be awkward haha...
post the brickhouse soundpost pls
>>584970781why do they call a whore, a slut?a loose umanko, a harlot?a frivolous bitch, a town bicycle?an std-ridden hussy, a public toilet?
>>584970930Where's my Jordan nudes I asked for?
https://x.com/ouma_channel/status/2112022622686888314lmao some random nip is already in america for the concert that's going to be canceled
>>584970903Confession accepted Play jp before you post about SiL
Have we gotten the SSR ticket? I can't check right now
>>584970295Dirty grandma of 10
>>584970930what the fuck i thought this was a new thread
>>584970548bwo, your Gaze on Me?
That's what Cygames gets for trying to revive american horse racing.
>>584971024yeah
I'm not joking when I say this is my 11th copy of this card. I got her to MLB in 200 pulls on the first kitasan banner and she won't fucking leave me alone since then.
>>584971114Have you accepted her marriage proposal yet?
>>584971057i discovered it last october
>>584970994might as well use that refund money on getting his dick wet
Cygames should have come to Switzerland instead. That would have been better.
>>584971114>marked
But he promised me he would make anime girls real...
>>584970930i'm giving him a birthday too thanks for reminding>>584737392happy birthday
>>584971148and you don't rike it?>>584971114stop trying to escape your fate, anon. don't tell me you didn't pull for dia on her banner?
>>584971114Did you sign that marriage contract yet?
>>584971290i discovered kirari magic show last october
Glad Tarumae is reminding everyone how much they love big tits.
>>584971320ohhh I get it now. mb
>>584971362
>>584969995>there is a chance that you can pull for Kris S during Christmas
>>584971057
>>584971114>>584971176
>>584971362I never forgot, she just gave me a default answer when I want to appreciate them publically
Happy Holidays gwos
In the end I took gap closer anyway since it's only 96 and I have 97 points left after all shitEyes is too expensive for what it does
>>584971290>whores
>>584971647none of them are shichi tho?
>>584971468I could watch this all day
what does this mean
>>584970848When is that?I wanna make sure I get kita rolls
>>584971410>small, large, and mediumbased diverse taste, anon
>>584971727
>>584971727Stallions
We, the nerds, voted for this.
>>584971803Remove Pearl
I completely forgot I have both Biwa and Brian
>>584971840I'll remove pearl to add her to my bed
>>584971812Rickey's soft hands
>>584971819VI VON
>>584971775daily reset. whatever your time is. I meant, the next daily reset is when the free pulls start, so if you want kita, you start flatlining on the next daily reset, do it for 5 days, log-in, then get your kita rolls
>>584971885Wait so ITS TOMORROW???
We fucked
>>584971803McQueen has a dick?
>>584971923Yea, mine inside her.
>>584971871>fucking the tranny hagFag
>>584971468When can I roll for this cow?
>>584971909if ur westernoid time, then it's in the morning, yes.for seafags, it's later before midnight
>>584971923
>>584971803wear the buruma, oguriWEAR THEM.
>>584972001Vodka and Oguri need to learn from Scarlet and show pits too.
>>584971819Based, the concert shouldn't be in America
>>584971923yeah, mine in her mouth
Did Japs really not get the hint that nobody in America wanted to see their hag voice actors? Stay in Japan and pilot holographic vtubers that actually look like the characters
>>584971923Not only that, irl one was BIG muscle horse
Is Al pro AI?
>>584971972I think on Friday
>reddit tachyon
but I want to see the seiyuu who voices my oshi...
>>584972041i was very distracted by them
>>584971974Wait i thought banner resets was afternoon for burgers(3pm pst 6pm est)
>>584972164No, they're ugly roasties that need to stay behind their umas. We want the umas, not 3DPD hags
>>584972173banner reset is the afternoon one that anon is being filtered by timezones
Room Match bros, how often/much do your paces duel?
>>584972173it is, but from the last thread I saw someone say that it's not on banner reset, but on daily reset. idk if that's the case
>>584972307Stop posting
...oops
>>584972360shut up retard
>>584972360that was the last until you opened your fat mouthhave another
jpgod here, you cannot login on the 20th after daily resetwhen is daily reset? when the it's a new day screen shows up, banner reset is not daily reset
I'm now horny. Thank you Mayachi
>>584972361mambwo...
>>584965425fucking hard
>>584972480
>>584972446xmas Daiwa a cute
BUT will you still see your TRUE UMARICAN UMADOL Chadnitude LIVE?
>>584972539Nyo
>>584972307Bootka...
o-oh nyoo, m-muh concert that my potato can't render properly! uuuu
>>584972480That body is so lascivious it should be illegal!
>>584972539yis>>584972641
>>584972457thank you jp god.7 and you get kissies4 and you get blowie0 and you gets handyany other and you get huggies
7 and you do a tenner
>>584972756huggies is fine, i must remain virgin for the time my oshi comes to take me
7 and all of you die in a ditch
If i fuck up and login the first day of this banner but then stop logging in after, will my other rolls transfer over or am I just fucked?
Will Rulerchud prove she's a gamer and win her group?
>>584972691I didn't expect Maya's OG signature wear to be this sexy during a concert
>>584972457can i go 40/60 by not logging in after new day screen until the banner resets the same day
>>584971874
>>5849728057 and I do it on brian 4 and you do itany other number and anons fuck up the timing of their flatlining and don't get shit
>>5849728057 and YOU do a tenner
>>584972903how funny would it be if she keeps being the first to be eliminated?
7 and you're not allowed to flatline
7 and everything will be okay
>>584972903maybeyanko nepobaby will cheat that's for sure>>584972928yes, on the 24th wait until 6pm EST to log in
>>584972958FU—
Why can Rickey say Merry Christmas? She's so powerful
8 and everything will be HAPPY LUCKY RICKEY!!!!
5 and you umapyoi your trainee
Is Tarumae a trap pull?
[CHAIR CLATTERING]
7 and i have sex with fuku8 and i have sex with master rickey4 and i have sex with both but i die from it
>>584973084good to know
Stop trying to get a 7 or you will anger shiraoki
>>584973204Why are Japanese men so beta?
>>584970742Okay I will now cancel my booking and not get charged cept for my flight
>>584973264uh oh>>584973257ah, but explain this
>>584973124You don't understand how strong Daoism is
T-thanks
>>584973323What is Rickey's dao?
>>584973223you could put them in casual outfits for concerts this whole time
>>584973265torena-san is just trying to make sure that such bare skin is for his eyes only
shiraoki isn't realit's just a tulpa in fuku's head
4 I fuck Hokko6 I fuck Acute8 I fuck Rickey 0 I fuck Falco7 and I watch someone else fuck all of them while I wear a chastity belt in the cuck chair
>>584973373It was worth farming all those bond points for multiple honses
dubs and no one can roll anymore and all previous rolls are invalidated
>>584973358whatever rickey's dao is, it's not the eternal dao
>>584973358There is no definition of dao
>>584973257well well well>>584973264I guess that settles it. No more 7 posting for the time being or else bad luck will fall upon this bread
All of you, focus your efforts to the REAl problem! Shiraokisama! If this rolls a 7,save the 7th Event World Tour!
First they came for the immigrantsAnd I did not speak outFor I was not an immigrantThen they came for the de minimis exemptionAnd I did not speak outFor I was not a scale figure degenThen they came for the Umamusume seiyuu visasOh wait oh fuck
7 and Lovcen loses the Triple Crown and Ebayan loses the Breeders' Cup Classic
8 and feng shui is real
>>584973412Shut up or I will turn you into stupid idiot soup
>>584973684>4wickey...
>>584973412
>>584973771No...
Please shut the fuck up about numbers
>>584973684>4kek time and time again shiraoki btfos feng shui. Just pack it up
>>584973834>4OH NO OH NO
I need to RAPE Teio
>>584973834this is the anon that killed the 7th event tour
>>584973857>7AIIIIIIEEEEEEEE WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>584973896Someone with Natie as their center would 100% say that.
>>584973834a-anon?!?!?!
[BREAKING NEWS]EL CONDOR PASA DETAINED BY ICE ON HER WAY TO THE CONCERT
>>584973834>4it's over
Shiraoki-sama won...with this 7
>>584973896you won't do shit
Fukuposters, please put an end to this madness.
>>584973264this anon warned you all, and none of you listened
shut the fuck up
Copa Copa~
Humm how often do we get packs of 50 stars in this shop
7 and i get pegged by shiraoki
>>584972154Tachyon is 4chan actualy
>>584974142once every month, but only via club shop usually. no fucking clue why oguli was on friendship
>>584974108
>>584974142>>584974207this is just a christmas event thing, it's separate from the club ones
>>584974269>69AIE
>>584974108or what? What you gonna do bout it? Yea das what I thought. Now beat it before I take all your carats
waheygood morningu
>>584974207Did the club point ones have anything other than 2*?
Rickey WIFE
>>584974269I want paizuri
>>584974269What the hell>>584974302Why is shiraoki so horny for anons
>>584974269she isn't that big
>>584974359wasn't there a finemo at one point? or did I schizo out into thinking there was?
Uma boobs
>>584974269>69
>>5849736848 and my lust for Rickey is real
What the hell am i gonna do with a 1LB SSR Twin Turbo
>>584974269
Tachyon RABU
>>584974401>Why is shiraoki so horny for anons7 posting actually makes shiraoki hornier and hornier
>>584974514Doto is a lewd bitch and wouldn't be shocked at that image
I'll cope, left or right
>>584974517Need this.
>>584974362What we all yearn for
>>584974612right, but only because I'm biased towards stats and don't feel much difference in aptitude procs between 2* and 3*
>>584974612sprint S is a meme, turf S is more valuable than sprint S because you might never reach max speed to begin with cause of how short the track is
>>584974727lol
>>584974727how's CM9 gwochacho
>night owl 5 turns inDo I keep going?
Freaky Rickey
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2112061214855721331>only 500k in 3 yearsn-no...
>he still thinks turf S is better in sprint past the first sprint CMkekaroo...
>>584965317>>584965689moar
>>584974921no one actually thinks this still
>Lights of Vaudeville fires right at the end of the acceleration zonewhat the hell who said 300m late race skills were too early
>>584974821Not bad for a spinoff of a random mobile gamealso does global get the goodies too
>no Gold Ship>no Special Week>no Silent Suzuka>no Taiki Shuttleno Twin Turbo>no Daitaku HeliosI'm glad they're cancelling the live to be honest, well deserved
Bros I'm having so much fun just mindlessly grinding this game. Having your own usable parents feels so good.
>>584974743>>584974754>>584974921i forgot to attach my oguri cap image
>>584974821shart blossom
copa copa
>>5849736707 and Ebayan breaks a leg and career is added in 5 days to JP and global with 100 free pulls
Roll posting doesn't belong in uma. Janny recently gave me a warn for that... So go back to your fan runs
>got SSR special week guts card which capped it outWhat are guts cards used for again……?
bros, the LA live is not cancelled.i've decided i'm going to sing!
Rickey makes me so fucking happy
>>584975057hag wife....
>>584975313you have 5 mins to vocaroo something
rolling!
>>584975313I want to pet Jordan
>>584975313i would rather listen to this anon than oguri or curren's singing again
How good is AI with 3d models? I wanna turn some umas into boys
Rickey makes me so fucking horny
>>584975309they are for sexyou start using guts cards only when orfe guts drops, which means spe is power creeped by thenalso, if you can fit it for miles/sprints so you can do dueling builds, but that is even more of a meme strat than cm21 late surgers
>>584975187post the whole thing, coward
>>584975365https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIqm73xsias
Why does she say Copa Copa? Is it a tourettes thing?
>>584975313>>584975360>>584975369>>584975379/uma/ karaole when?
>>584975501Now.
>>584975501we should hold our own concert
>>584975501KIMI TOOOOOOO
FUCK THE GOVERNMENT
ANYWAYS HERE'S WONDERWALLTODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/148972879
Morning coffee nom
>>584975625tits too small
>>584975643is that a famas
>>584975467copa cabana
>>584975570issh ga ichiban
>>584975582not a big fan
Fuck California and anyone who'd go there. You get what you fucking deserve.
Why no one on /uma/ wants to marry Special Week?
>>584975749I live a few minutes away from LACC and I fail to see how any of this is my problem.
>>584975671Its a XM8 you baka retard anon, did you never play BFBC2
>>584975754fat, dumb, boring, useless, plain
>>584975754she's the app mascotno one ever wants to fuck the app mascot in any gacha
>>584975754poster girl syndrome
>>584975784It is. Fuck you.
>>584975749idk, valley girls seem like a pretty good fucking lay.
>>584975818spechan is not like this
>I need to make Ayabe sprint S>two sparks>all events finished>only 5 borrows a dayIt would be hard bwos and i need to do 2 more aces... i already wasted 5 borrows for today
>>584975749California voted against the fucking retard that sitting in the white house what are you on about
>>584975785i guess that joke didn't survive the test of time
>>584975928Build your own parents bro.
Remember to do your TT before tallying locks you out
>>584975562Our Grand Concert?
>>584975824huh...
>>584975754I have been tributing her all week tho
>>584975749>Hate on California>Live in an actual shitholeEvery single time
>>584975754chud
>>584975954Bwo i dont have them... for ends atleast... i'm using fucking Ardan is my parrent and Cheer Halo as borrow
>>584975986proof?
commiefornia trannies on meltdown lmao
Connecting
Bros I have E Stam and E+ Guts how am I winning all my races? Is it because I have really high Wit right now?
>>584975423What about Gold City/KS Miracle?
>>584975824That's kinda true
>>584975671>>584975947Pretty sure that one is over 15 years old and I last heard in 2020 maybe?
>>584976081I'd fuck Saki and lick her abs
>>584975754I said I would post my cock if she won me Arima finals but she choked massively and whiffed a ton of skills losing by half a lengthSo no marrying, best I can do is brutal ryona rape
>>584976075Wit helps but you also have 400 invisible speed/stam/power in career to make races easier
What's the best SR/free SSR guts card? Don't say Urara, I'm not running 0 friendship card in GL
oguri is the mascot now
>>584976081I'd fuck Perlica all day and all night
the mares of Mejiro and the evil horse
rape is funny
>>584976162Yeah but I have less stats than usual for me to purposely sandbag these races and it has worked until just now when I'm at 700+ Wit whereas before I usually have ~400.
>>584976165yeppers
>>584976079used for one scenario until you play triple speed againif you play paces then you keep using ks as cope
>>584976194>t.
>>584976081speak for yourself Enterprise is kinda erotic
oh so that's what it's aboutuma live evrope soon...
>>584976067you want me to record a video? with dick or no dick?
>>584976290mommydaughterwife...
>>584975461MOU IKKAI MOU IKKAI
>>584975754Spe-chan is a side piece
tachyon's terrible, just the worst
>>584976272Enterprise is the Oguri Cap of Azur Lane
7 means humans have no rights4 means umas are terroristsany other number means humans and umas are equal
>>584976290
>>584976287Yes, yes dick
>>584976419In what way
>>584975619danchou...
>>584976290>>584976445Best girls
>>584976352basado
>>584976220Would it be valid to use my free and paid 2.5 selector on KS?
are people really not going to login to just get 50 extra draws for Kitasan?
>>584976483mambwos...
>>584976216Wit actually does a lot for stamina coversion during downhills, so if the track is downhill heavy then yeah that'll make a difference.
>>584976483Mambo is a late surger club, okay? We are slowly climbing ranks now
>>584976418source?
>>584976483Mambros I'm coming back next month
>>584976579Damn I can't believe I'm still learning new mechanics.
seven sex
>>584976427no..........
>>584976490
>>584976541>>584976583>>5849766464 day flatlining starts tomorrowit's over
Seven.
>>584976734>4
>>584976453okay sure be around this time tomorrow I'll gofile a video, i already jerked off to her today so the load won't be worthy of video
I wish Rob Roy called me Torena-chama
>>584976734It will help us climb rank instead. TRUST!
>>584975570YUME WO KAKERU YO
>>584976806are you charging up your cum for tomorrow?
>>584976523No. I'm going to not log in to get 50 extra pulls on Satono Diamond
>>584976868I wish there were more concerts with outfit swaps that one is so good
>>584976732Too soon man...
>>584976081
Bourbon has made you cum before. Admit it.
>>584976947>>584976732What happened
i want to fuck sexual week
>>584976859yeah I'm sure those whale players who spend a billion dollars on the game are really hurting losing 40 pulls on kita white
>>584976981Not yet!!
>>584976081everyone fucks the taimanin girls though
>>584976872yes of course, i also take supplements for cumstacking
>>584976917Same desu now that I have lots of honses and outfits
>>584976981She killed billions
>>584976998Huh?
>>584976953
>>584976998retardbro?
>>584976981Lewd body, made for sin
>>584977026Which ones? Zinc pills?
>>584976981The only time Ive ever came to uma was super creek cumflation
wanna see burning spirit power instaproc?https://files.catbox.moe/n5gbk8.mp4
I'm hungry
>>584977101MACHITAN...!!!!!!
>>584977101was sarcasmmambo will drop out of A+
>>584977197Dont say that...
>>584976523I'm doing it to spite danchud.
>>584977247based
>>584976732Perfect girl right there. If only Bamco wasnt so shit deresute would still be alive
>>584977287I still fap to her doujins.
>>584976523>its only 50 rolls
>>584976985Some U.S. Air Force guy was doing a helicopter rappelling demonstration from the rafters at a football game, and he didn't fly so good
>>584977340im@s and raibus prove pure girls inspire the sexiest doujins
>>584977340Same. It's impossible not to with Kinnotama's art
>>584977369Every time I see carat prices I am just mortified. The coomer korean gachas have spoiled me
>>584977369the alleged poorfag shaming in this thread is so strange to me. Like yeah I could afford spending $80 for 50 rolls, but we all realize how dogshit of a deal that is surely?
>>584977403For me, it's pettanPhttps://exhentai.org/g/2614239/15e61cb74c/
>>584976081You mean to tell me that no one wants to fug Migu? How far we've fallen...
>>584977619frankly I never once had the urge to fug the Migu
>>584977619I like migu too much to want to fug her, she's too pure
>>584977518Kylin's chama was nice too
I'm rich.
This is the last time EVER we get free pulls on an uma banner. Might as well go with a bang and flatline
>>584976081ummm
>>584977512because people who don't care about the uma rolls are being shamed for not joining in the groupthink, and they're just biting back
>>584977135lecithin, arginine, zinc, pygeum, mix it all with yoghurt and eat it, flush it down with yakultbesides that working out and drinking water daily helps with stacking bullets, just don't touch your dick for a few days. the downside is that you will become uncontrollably horny
>>584977785no one would get aroused by this, even Kokoro is more erotic
I don't think uma rolls are valuable in comparison to getting an offrate supoka
>>584977785Bandori eyes are so weird, it turns me off.
>>584977907Kokoro IS erotic
Man I just realized that I did 13 careers today so far.
>>584977907
>>584977913ok sis have fun with your off rate chiyono guts
>>584977965GL or Unity?
Should I even say anything?
>>58497805711 Unity, 2 MANT. Just started another Unity.
>>584976652That's one of the reasons wit is so highly valued in the upcoming sprint cm. The track is 70% downhill so if you succeed the downhill wit checks then you conserve so much stamina that you only need 100 stamina and also get a substantial speed boost too.
>>584977996Id like my penis to be in chiyono guts
>>584978106oh ok then, have fun
footrub desu
My question is can we get 60 pulls on the Kitasan banner?Last time we could do 50/50 or 60/40, but one of the sloptubers said we can get 40/60 This sloptuber literally suggested prompting A.I to convert a unix timestamp into your local time, so I don't know how much I trust them
SO, do we skipping days for Kita or nah?Unironically
>>584978259daily pull usage resets on server date rolloverdaily pull target resets on banner resetthose are not the same timeyou should know what (You)r local times for them are by now
>>584978179
I just went from Great to Bad in one go? I have never seen this before.
>>584978273do you want everyone to either skip or not? weird questionyou do you
>>584978254I want to have sex with this mare
i definitely got 4060 last time
so the plan is to do 2 palmer races and then flatline 5 days right?
>>584978353the higher your % chance to fail a training the more likely you are to get the really shitty failure event that'll fuck you over like that. I think it can show up at over 20% failure rate?
>>584978353you gave her a career ending injury by being greedy... don't pick the top option, either the charming one or the 2 heals are good
>>584978273yes anon, bye. see you in november recruitment pool
>>584978352my pov with danchou at 7th Live event hotel in LA
for me last night it was mcqueen
>>584978439Yeah it was a 23%. I usually risk up to 25% all the time and this was a first.
>>584978353>Don't Overdo It!This is what people fear
>>584978534shit happens
>>584978407That's a stallion
What's the cap here again
you guys risk tolerance is only 25%? mine is 60%...
>>584978715a little bit more than that
>>5849787151k
>>584978715What your borrow?
>>584978715oguri
>>584978719based uma abuser
Oh right, i probably cant skip shit... i need to do my aces...
aces on my faces
>it's either scarlet is fucking her trainer hard or she's getting fucked hard>no in-between What causes this?
>>584979269mare
>>584979269>What causes this?sex
Post
>>584979364post what
>>584979364nyo
>>584979396
bricked...
Gonna go eat. Smell ya later guys
So if I want 100 pulls on ny kita, I dont log in starting from 14 boura from now?
>>58497951938
yanko wanko her manko
shishou we mustn't...n-not here aaaauughhh...
>>584979519just quit now and we'll tell you when it's safe to come back
>>584979471scary
>>584979563DIE
>>584979542Thanks. I appreciate it.>>584979560I went too hard last cm and work is going to be hell so I shouldn't be playing much anyway. The alarm clock would be great. You're the best!
>>584979471DO NOT POST THAT
>>584979842holy fuck probably the most erotic uma fanart
>しちーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー!!!I really like how excited this guy is by who he draws
>>584979819k
these might look like hands but actually they're copa gropas
ayoooooooooo check it outtttstill missing a bit, but it's an upgrade nonethelessfull tree is meow 6* sprint 5* pwr 2* spd instead of like GUTS AND WIT lol
>>584980061Standing Paizuri from Inari One could fix me
>>584976981Duh, she's my wife
I'M A FIRE STARTER
>>584980198>instead of like GUTSThis is the one CM where you actually want guts though. Capping speed, power and wit takes no effort
>>584980198Guts and wit are good here though?
>>584980368yea but if 1.3k IS as good as ppl say...
>>584980198>oppressionneat and rare skill for dirt cm
>>584980061Gross.Flats are cuter...
derb
>>584980454
>>584980601No, not really
>>584980601this fat fuck is getting uppity again
>>584980601I want this fat fuck but I don't know if my plan allows me to roll for her
>>584980640So flat...want to lick
>>584980661more like upping you
>>584980640Holy fuck
>>584980698this artist draws the best uma sex i have lost loads of cum to Mirako
>>584980827one of the pics I liked a lot until it showed flesh tail...
>>584980698You should do it
*coughs blood*My sprint S...
>>584980870what's the problem, can't handle a real uma?
>>584980997it's ICKY
>>584980910no fuck off V
>>584980870weak faggot pulling her flesh tail while fucking her is peak
>>584980640Literal boy body
>>584981032You're gonna have to deal with it if you want an uma wife
>>584980923
>>584981032you have to accept it just like the fact that girls poop
post something sleepy
What's wrong with Nishino Flower? She has highest job rate hereDunno if it is better to remake her or retire her and try to build Cheer King HaloOn the other hand I don't want to invest into sprint too much. Making sprint Taishin already drained my enthusiastic.
>>584980923I fucking hate this shit game10 years without any friends getting into MOBA's after we grew out of league and suddenly because le wholesome quirk chungus valve made this queercorded genre redefining reddit approved MOBA, now 5 friends started playing itPlayed this shit for 10 minutes and it was dogshit, tf2 but if everyone was faggots and you have to wait for minions and buy upgrades every 2 minutes
>>584976734not if i have something to say about it, and i don't
>>584981213no they dont
>>584968365It means Cygames is going to avoid America like the plague from now on.
>>584981141but I want a trainer husband...
>>584980429My trainee did this, except she turned the fans around the other way...?
>>584981306>What's wrong with Nishino Flower?>sptint A
>finally get A sprint>no flower inherit>think that I'll just accept it>scarlet and bakushin card that were both at 2, disappear>2 migraines, 1 night owl, 3 random mood downs in just 16 turnsI thought you guys saying the game is rigged were just joking but I fully believe it now.
>>584981317it's good though it's the correct way to do a 3d mobasmite was shit
BAKE DEBUTTTTT
>>584981078I imagine the base of the tail of umas, the part that is flesh and maybe bone, it must be really sensitive if you were to lick the tail base, how would your uma react?
>>584968782american exceptionalismcouldn't imagine crying because you were too lazy/poor/entitled/[excuse] to take a flight to watch an international artist performancet. non-sydney australian
>>584981562the final /uma/ thread..
>>584981306>No Unstoppable/PoC>Cannot activate groundwork instantly
>>584975501>>584975562I sang Umapyoi Densetsu with like 40 anons a couple years ago at karaoke, was pure kino
>>584981706>>584981706>>584981706
>>584981584the same way you would react if your trainee licked the tip
>>584981264
>>584980640i fucking love AI
