Previous: >>585002316New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/qRdCSqwkg5M >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera OCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 2, Sparkly Magic Show>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
hello
big uma love.
Hello /uma/ and happy Muv-Luv Monday! I hope you guys had a nice weekend and the start of your week is going well! The Great Flatlining is approaching rapidly, are you going to transfer your pulls or do you not really care that much? Or do you perhaps even plan on rolling on the support card banner? At least the upcoming cm is sprint so assembling a team that can qualify for A finals wont take that long (hell, I feel like I'm seeing more CM22 than CM21 public lobbies when I open the game). Still of course good luck on your runs be they attempts at aces or you're still looping. Hope you manage to secure retention for class 6 today too!Hey, guess what? Muv-Luv is on sale again. I know I havent managed to convince you to try it out these past 7-8 months but how about now? Anything different? No? Well... there's always next week. I do recommend Muv-Luv though... unironically. It'd be a good way to spend your time not playing Uma these next 5 days.
>>585018607Thats choco enough and cute too
Need more crazy umas
>>585018752Daiwa rocks the crazy look well
>>585018607>black>molested as a teenager>rapist
>>585018739Spechud was a CHAD all along...
>>585018607Heck yeah
is symbol kris mas actually good at shooting or is the gun just for show
>>585018503did you get to listen to kurotuki's Leaden Skies audio work? I want to bully Nakayama's sensitive parts, then overwhelm her with a creampie, and then cuddle her after turning her into a melted mess
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE DAIWA SCARLET RAPE PORN
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/rEE8T_https://jiggie.fun/rEE8T_https://jiggie.fun/rEE8T_
>>585018784im not a feet guy.but...
>>585018915She is black so she will probably fire 30 bullets holding her gun sideways, miss all of them and hit a kid on the street
>>585018915a bit too good even....
>>585018883His bloodline is alive and well with the Cesario/Kris spawns
how the fuck am I supposed to decide what umbrella to buy off amazon when every single listing looks like trash from AliExpress with fake reviews
Have sex with umas.
>>585019131You found out the truth finally
>>585017083>>585017386https://x.com/chris_flandre/status/2112136693843374347
I think I finished a good enough Dirt Rickey on my first try and my Sprint team is already done.I might be done with Ace runs this scenario
>finally logged in after 3 weeks of not playing because the game sucks>danchou mercilessly executed me>it's the 19th so no club rewards what would I do without 1800 carrots?
>>585019056good enough
>>585019325kill yourself
>>585019131Why'd you want to buy one from there?
>>585019180I've known the truth all along but the alternative is buying something from a brick and mortar store which is made in the same factory but with 4x markupI'd just buy off Ali myself but I need it now since my last umbrella broke
I keep fucking forgetting machan has innate TTL.........
>>585019325mambwo...
>suddenly they give a shit about my umawifeFUCK OFF
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek's boobs9 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder's butt0 and I'll fap to both
>>585019325lol, get fucked
>>585019359that's not very nice bwo
>>585019250
>>585019325You could've move on but nooo
>>585019325Mambro...
>>585019429who's your umawife then. tell us lad
>>585019132Is that legal?
>>585019494in my defense there was nothing to do this month other than wait for Kita
>>585019429post your wife or you're a poser too
>>585019429Why do you care if other anons care about your wife? Is you not liking her for what she is not enough? Are you a cuck?
>>585019325If you don't care enough to play but care enough for club rewards why not just spam clank runs?
>>585018784...Ah I get it, Toesen Jordan dess~
50%
I'm a b+ dancho but the club is stable this monthwhat a weird feeling
>>585019860isnt b+ nearly impossible to fall out of?
>>585010318>while they hold hands…>>585019250I'm only going to half forgive you because the video is hot but that was barely 20 seconds in a 2:49 long video. That's almost as bad as a doujin having a tag for something that shows up for one panel. Still saving it btw
>>585019429JordanBro...
Erotic bovine
>>585018784Do women even use nail polish nowadays? I was under the impression they all switched to fake nails.
holythe uma musume banpresto prize figs have shot up in price since i last checked (2 years ago lmao)seeing like ~$50 for a single onei was planning to buy more at some point but i guess notglad i got what i got for cheap
Biwa wife
>>585019481Will Natie corrupt Maya like that?>>585019967Sorry bro…maybe I can ask the artist to make a hand hold content
>>585020140I do...
>>585020298you are a fat tranny not a woman
>>585020298there are no girls on the internet
>2mama is using Ardan with the sprint because xe is flirting with Andarion
I can't get Akebono activate her ult. It's Bonover.
>>585020298Proof?dont care of your a guy or gal but nail polish has always been nice, takes time to commit doing work and then maintaining the pedicure, so they have my respect
>>585020490sorry but akebuono is chou beri buado from a meta perspectiveanyone know if her alts are better?
I might be bricked despite getting this turn now
>>585020490must be hard since it's hp%try using nakafesta's card and bet on nothing ventured failing the gamble
>>585020140Plenty women still use nail polish
>>585020140Why wouldn't they?
>>585019860mambwo...
>>585020435it took you this long to figure that out?
finished with 2.65k sp somehow.......both sps were delayed by like 2 turns each I guessalso now I know I DON'T need to run bobo wit would've had a lot more sp otherwise lol
>they used the C word
>>585020581i am always bricked during taiki runs
>>585020815Cunt? Chink? Cholo? Coon?
Any cute nonnies around for me to kiss?
>>585020648I love this one but I don't exactly get what is she doing with her hair
Former frontgod new to endchudding here... is there a card that gives encroaching shadow?
>>585020802Is the groundwork just decoration bwo?
>>585020815cryer
>>585019743yarro!
Which percentage of this thread would you say is now Transgender?
>>585020972oh yeah that too lmao
>>585020815-croaching shadow?
>>585020931heyy
>>585020949not yet, thats fest inaria and base taishin's privilege for now.
But which uma is likely to rape their trainer though
>>585020949yea but it will release in 2028
>>585020949Not until hishiama power/taishin wit 2
>>585021134oguri is not sexy
>>585020931what about we hug too??
don't look
>>585021217I've jerked off to Oguri a few times...
>>585021154how come we never ask which trainer is most likely to rape their trainee
>>585021154dream journey is the least likely to rape her traina because she'd force him to sign a consent form at gunpoint
I am back from my walk, took a bit longer. It was nice to have a chill walk after dinner.
>>585021241MY PRINCE IS BLEEDING OUT!
>>585020545I'm larping BUT it does look rly good def want to get them done at some point when I get a full-time bf
>>585021223not you
I saw some post saying if I dont log in from the 20th-25th I get 100 free pullas on NYKita. True? Is it worth?
>>585021386How much money does a full time bf get
>>585021536me on the left
>>585021506>True?yes>is it worthno
>>585020931>>585021102don't ignore me :(
>>585021536me on the right
>>585021386>get them doneBuy your own nail polish and practice at home you lazy fag (non derogatory)
>>585021506True, worth is up to you, it makes it so you transfer 40 pulls from a pretty bad card banner to kita banner instead (you can do 60 on kita just by waiting like 7h to roll instead of blowing it on the card banner at reset, in which case you get 50/50)
>>585021609stop replying to me
>>585021506Nyes, Mambwo. We'll all be taking a 5 day break
>>585021312Trainers have standards
28 hours till the free rolls for Kitasan White begins!28 hours till I start getting jack shit each day and I have to spend actual carats!
>>585020581is Ardan wit good
>>585021386>larping leslie
>>585021436
>>585021857You're getting Support card rolls first gwo
>>585021857bwo free rolls start today on support cards only, the 24th is when they change to kita white
>>585021547>>>>>>>>>>money>and not my love and body>>585021650I'm still a closeted fag (derogatory) so kinda don't have the balls to get some on my own, which is where the bf comes into play
>>585021554I will breedyou again soon
Good evening bwos
>>585021873No, but she has Left-Handed hints. This run I had 5 turns with no rainbows in a row and barely any wit ones
>>585022017>>585022060I rather they put me out of my misery first. Like what am I supposed to look forward for cards? SR Ryan for the 12th time?
Can we talk about something not gay like Bleach
are you pre ordering her?
>>585022075>I'm still a closeted fagThen get the heterosexual male approved nail polish, black or top coat.
>>585022117Good evening bwochacho
>>585022350Sure>Favorite Uma>Favorite Bankai
any cuties
>>585022117'ello
so i'm supposed to believe that all you niggas obsessed with getting the 3 power 3 sprint leap forward nimble nav uma stan sprint gear parent will just give up a week of borrows for 50 rolls on an uma banner
>>585022075Your love is worthless
>>585022625Ride and uncalled for
>>585022563my aces are done and im not even flatlining
>>585022625>projecting paul
>>585022563yeah.
>>585022303people call her nakayama tho
>>585022130That was "barely any" wit rainbows? What the fuck kind of shop luck did you get cause this is my run
>>585022563I already have my aces ready though?
any girlfriend-free boys here?
>>585022563Not even, it's 40 rolls. Log in after 6pm EST on the 24th
wish you could message people outside club chat>>585022904I am VOLUNTARILY celibate thank you beri muchi
>>585022904hey
me i'm already working on my end digitan for november
>>585022397I'll keep that in mind, it's not actually TOO scary I just never go outside>>585022904that's MY job......
>>585022805MY FUCKING EYES
>>585022589Cows in a horse game
>>585022805>What the fuck kind of shop luck did you getOne of the worst one I ever had in a run, I purchased both SP songs by the end of the classic year because they refused to show up despite pruning a lot of songs early
>>585022507>Oguri Cap>Getsuga Tensho
>>585022278You can do the flatline strat if you want Kita pulls
>>585022984hint?
>>585023045cute butt
>>585023086that's not a bankai gwo
>>585023149what
>>585023207dumbfuck man.
>>585023285can they make this but digitaljust thinkan agnes digital watch
>>585022904im not ready to have my heart played with again..
We need the 3600m CM to come earlier on global
>>585023321you are a male too
Useless whore
>>585023321why would you say that just because I'm celibate doesnt mean I lack feelings ;_;
>>585023473A racehorse should not be allowed to be that thick
How many had their first Uma nut to scarlet?
>>585023670curren aint got alla dat
I dont do graded because my runs always brick
>>585023605at least 3.
>>585023712yes, she does
cm21 status?
>>585023854im gonna need more evidence
>>585023921
I got a Finemo from the free SSR cardmy Finemo is now 2LBis she better than all my MLB SR wit cards now?
>>585022384Yea and I will put her next to her.
>>585024092noppers
Don't leave me in 4 hours... I don't want to be alone...
>>585023860finally making my late aces, but the G sprint is pain
what if we kissed
>>585022060WAIT DO I NEED TO LOG OUT NOW???
i need a backwater country uma to play a banjo using a violin bow
>>585024146ohif I use my rainbow gem to make her 3lb, THEN will she be better?
>>585024231yeppers, but don't do that
>>585024231just wait for ramonu bwo
>>585024092brobably>>585024231Definitely. Though a gem on a card that has at best 1.5 scenarios is not the wisest onvestment
>>585024167Its in 28 hours
>5 off-deck card events before classic summer while my Kita and Tachyon didn't even start their chains
>>585023473I have spilled untold amount of semen to Ardan
>>585024184Only if you look like this
>>585024231She already is better, don't listen to the retard
pakkushin
>>585024184im pretty bad at that so it'd be pretty awkward.
>>585024339mating press
>>585024384thank you, I need at least one other person to say yes before I'll be happy
>>585024184surely you're not a chiyoposter using a ksb picture right
>>585024327Don't leave me in 28 hours... I don't want to be alone...
why the fuck are condoms so expensive anyway
>>585024591Its in 4 hours hes wrong
>>585023198He always says it and never his actual bankai so I thought it was
>>585024490Just dont use a stone on it. By the way you can test stat gains herehttps://uma.guide/support-cards/compare
>>585024591i can come over if you are lonely
>>585024681don't worry I won't, I'm not THAT retarded>linkthank you
>>585024759No problem
aaaaaa
>>585024495caught you, snatcher
The orgy is in 13 hours, don't be late
>>585025082>stallion curren
don don donutsdon to ikou
Well, have you decided?
>>585025190thats actually her trainer crossdressing and cosplaying as curren
>>585022904
>>585025239yes, goodbye
Is it illegal for a trainer to reject their trainee?
>>585025239It was never a question
>>585025265hot
>>585023410retard
>>585022805GWOOO???
>>585025345sending ai-chan to drown lala
where did all the currens come from
Would Dia want me to not log on for 5 days so I can get 100 rolls on her NY alt? Or would she want to keep playing so I can see her?
dogshit thread as always
to the guy who posts in club chat twice a day but only does one run a daywould it kill you to just start a new run when you log in to request shoesgod i fucking hate some of my clubmates
I'm going to flatline with 0 aces and 0 good parents done
>>585025529I'm always here
>>585025529An email was just leaked in the dramacord
>>585018607>straight yuri
>>585025596You may hate me but I don't hate you
I hope I get a princess spook
>>585025596mambwotato.... just say it in club chat instead of vagueposting...
what if I raped a Currenposter
>>585025596Say it in club chat
>>585025596You gotta drop that in the club chat mambro. It might even help us from the bring of A+
>>585025764they would write a google dockey about you and cancel you
>>585025730nta but I said something similar in chat before and got ignored
gonna lie down some if anyone wants to come...
Describe how good the ramonu wit is only using other cards as basis
Im not even in mambo holy fuckWhy are you retards so obsessed with them
>>585019708bwo the bitrate...
>>585025936why don't you ask your bf
>>585025971mambo...
>cowman said you need 800guts for capricornwhy? please tell me it ain't so
why are you pretending to be me
>>585025936>laying down with a manyikes
>>585025596Mambwo...
>>585025884idk manif your club has a quota and they don't meet it and don't get kicked, might be time to club hop.if your club has no quota and you aren't satisfied with your clubbie's hustle, also might be time to move up.
>>585025959Fine motion except she actually shows up on wit, has good events and a top tier hint pool
>>585025971Mambo is the default club you vagueposting king.>>585025936Rest well, we'll keep the thread gay while you're away.
>>585025971mambwo...
Post headpats
7 and the anon below me gets cancer
we postan prostitutes?
>>585020435>immediately whores himself whenever he gets into another clubLmao what a whore
DONT PULL THE THANG OUTUNLESS YOU PLAN TO BANG
Did you know? The "C" in Jungle Bucket stands for "Cute".
woao too bad i am too dumb to know if this is good or bad
>>585025936nigga stfu grown ahh man posting ts
>>585026069Retard
>>585025936hey
>>585026049here's your guts dueling gains bwo
>>585025959its a fine motion wit you can use on fine motion with better priority and sp bonus
>tranny hours
>>585026252cum bucket
danchou said trans rights are uma rights
>>585022904i don't think i'll ever enter a relationship again. it's just not worth it if the ungrateful bitch just going to have a melty over literally nothing ever now and then and then just leave and tell everyone it's your fault and she felt unneeded or something. fuck women.anyway, mahjong?
Whenever I read "I Wanna Win With You", I think of the chorus of this song:https://youtu.be/lWqJTKdznaM?t=56
>>585026357>huge hanging tats>big ass and tail between butt and legshnnnnnnggggggggg
>>585026320why makes you think I can read this, translate it weeb
>>585026049the game's been out for a while now gwo you should be able to manage your aces on your own
>>585026227bancho strikes me as someone prone to oneitis, not really a prostitute
>>585026357>GAZED AND NAILED
Nonnies..
that vaguepost was mine and i am in mambo
>>585026457Each guts increases the power and duration of dueling.
>>585026274umama's pronouns are she/her when she posts still
>>585026596I know, we are all in Mambo after all
Bwaaaa I closeted homo and never go outside
>>585026461why is she naked
>>585026643I thought it was always she/her?
nonny is not a real word cease using it
>>585026387almost done with my 5 borrows, host it
>>585026664I am, for starters
>>585026753why arent you?
Is it wrong to have sexual thoughts and dreams about my bro?
>>585026172Sure!
H-HUH?!?! they said the big NO NO WORD???? what is this?? oh no no no anti-troonslator brigrade our responses??? i thought we are going woke?? bros our narrative??????????? oh no no no no JPbros what is this how do we continue sliming EN troonslator attack force we need an emergency meeting (amongus sussy) STAT
Violate Fine Motion posters and Ardan postersPiss on Curren postersHold in contempt Kitasan posters
>>585026431for me, it's this.https://youtu.be/xQdBX5gtzYQ
raping currentrannies
>>585024195You just have to not be logged in at 6pm EST today until 6pm EST on the 24th. You can collect your dailies today but must log out before then
>>585026798So am I
>>585026851it was just oguri the cringe jew umathe dirters are based and christian
If I don't pull the last support 10, it transfer to the uma banner, correct?
These might be the two worst threads of all year
>>585026172
>>585026769Most words didn't exist before consensus that it was correct to use themThat's how languages work>>585026923Why is she sucking the hole for the public bathroom's dirty laundry?
I ain't getting fooled by this GUTSMAXXX thing again. I already learned my lesson the last time.
jongers?!
>>585026857Now it'll play for me, too.
>>585026996they are bad because we are calling you a tranny?
>>585026816Nah thats normal
>>585027035why the fuck is this a gif ._.
>>585026816sex with my sexy bro
>>585027035that ain't chinese retard thats english
>>585027085yeah bro
What happens if Shiraoki-sama possesses Fuku during sex? Is that considered NTR or a blessing?
>>585026974I think you lose it if you logged and didn't pull
>>585026816just dont cum lol
>>585025996>dodges the question
>>585027035600 guts is enough and you should only worry about it at all if your other stats are 1600/x/1300/guts/1300
>>585027035What's proverb in that? It says shaming is bad, there for it's anti verb
>>585026783s-sure...umaJONG! 88147 (4-Toreina South)
>>585027160stop asking retarded questions
Why is everybody flatlining again?
>my trainee is getting deported
>>585027010headpats are good for your trainee
>>585026892Its the next reset not the one coming up in 3 hours
>there are people who will unironically not log for 5 days so they have free pulls for the 1 (one) trainee bannerYou guys deserve to be kicked out from the club.
>>585027343$80 in free pulls
>>585026457left = gutsright = speed in m/s gained from dueling(paces duel for a long time probably the entire late race)(example: triumphant pulse inherit = 0.25)
oh that's just sad... I know golden inspos don't mean shit but having 2 of them and neither of them giving sprint apt was really annoying
>>585027343Mambwo...>>585027365Darley Arabian tore...
>>585027343mambwo... it's just what we do...
>>585027169OhGuess i'll log in after 10 on 24th and just make it 40/60 then
>>585027427so 500 guts is cool, good to know
>>585027408If your club is affected that badly by flatlining then your club is shit and you're a bad danchou
Do we ever get to save more races than 5 or is that it?
>>585027407
Im scared to tell danchou I'll be flatlining
>>585027442bro pulled for halloween digitan :skull:
>>585022384yea+ neicha
Hi!
>>585027408i make exceptions and allow flatlining for the people who are actually oshipulling/are club og's that are cursed by god to be frontfags/pacechuds>t. danchode
>>585027524LH + tokens gives enough guts and scaling it more is really hard so yeah
>>585027628I wish I did the same.
>>5850273052/4 toreinas, become like them!Room Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUwewQhWBIw
>>585027601I'm kicking the minute someone reached 3 days btwwe aren't making A+ rank anyway
Emergency Danchoucord meeting was scheduled today regarding the flatlining situationHow do I tell the other danchous that I'm also flatlining?
I met the goal danchou set, therefore I'm an ethical flatliner
>>585027737You are not Mambchou
>>585027597
>>585027253I'm playing
>>585027756we already know, the currenposter you slept with last night leaked your plans to us already.
>he needed to "pull"
>>585027785that's what you think
>>585027408but my danchou will flatline too
>>585027756danchoucord does't exist, it's not real, fairy dust, it's a fiction made up by dramawhores to stir drama.
>>585027628I got her from a cheeky tenner during her banner, plus she's cute
Sirius the Silly Uma
What was the connection between these two?
>>585027660hi anus poster
>>585027820
>>585028002isn't it obvious?
ohhhtorena-san...you refused to login for 5 days straightnow we are homeress.....
>>585028002the unaware or something idk
I'll be moving to another club next month.If anyone wants a 3 to 7 million daily earner I'll post my ID here.
umamusume shoejob
>>585027997Sirius is a puppy fucker
>>585027997i always struggle to read this properly
>>585028194Nooo dont leave us mambro...
>>585028281vodkabootjob
>>585027997Silly, the Sirius Uma>>585028292Hi, I'm puppy
>>585028194sure post it
Why are umas like this?
>>585027512cute family
>>585028382181478271067
Good night friends!!
Okay you guys are really getting spammy about this
>>5850273053/4!! Come jong!!
>>585028538Good night friend!
>>585028552
Okay you guys are really getting spermy about this
>>585028329are you not supposed to read it to the tune of rubi chan, nani ga suki?
>>585028194I am already above 80m and want to leave mine in case spot frees up
Hello
>>585027973It's real you just weren't invited
>>585028626
>>585027305Started!
>>585028382594247228996
>>585028391>I try to be a good person and help my uma>but she thinks it's because I have feelings for her
>>585028391This is stupid because the contract is something SHE made up and extended indefinitely when trainer asked. There is no "when the contract is up" unless she wants it, so if he's to leave it'd be with or without some bullshit contract in the first place.
>GWO KITASAN HWYTE IS A MUST SHE'S META EVEN NOW ON JP>only used for CM23 and LH1, fringe parent at most after thatyou got gaslit by sloptubers to stop playing a game you likehow does that feel
>>585027973it doesn't exist but its funny to pretend it does
I love my cute childhood wife kitasan
yay
>>585028706Omg ulala hi
>>585028706Hello
>>585027973That's what a danchou, or a former danchou, would say
>>585028892>people here>liking the game
>>585028634oh
>>585028002Someone said they liked Quagsire more than Scarlet which led to people claiming thwt Scarlet had a bad matchup against Quagsire but Quagsire has a bad matchup in turf tracks. It became a short meme where artist just paired those two together
>>585028721Duramente on the right
>>585028997i like the game for the most part, especially since next 2 cms have no to low stamina reqs
>>585028892I will be playing the better version of the game bwo
>I got a follow from a /uma/ posterScary
just feels wrong seeing /uma/ in some dudes bio i thought we were supposed to be anonymous
>>585029191it might've been me
>>585029029me when i see agnes: larp larp sahur!!
> Palmer Luckey saving the uma visa issuesLmao
>>585029328or me!
>>585029376literally who and why is this thread relevant you commie faggot?
>>585029191ive followed /uma/ people on accident. my stamina super creek dealer was from here and i never noticed for the longest time.
>>585029204they definitely fucked after that
>>585029447Have fun retard https://x.com/PalmerLuckey/status/2112093876764963085
>>585029345what the fuck is that
>>585029001what a weird fad. Guess I'm getting to unc age where I just don't get it
>>585029451I'd rather give someone from here pts for their card than some random 2bh
>>585029531who is this neigha
>>585029447isnt't that a mejiro? the one into feng shui
huh, it actually won a roomthat's interesting
>>585027280>sensible, reasonable post>completely accurate>no (You)'severy. fucking. time
>>585028892>frontkekaroos getting gaslit againHow many times does that make now
>>585029679cute boy family
>>585029649The Elon Musk of military tech
>>585018607My wife, husband and son
>>585029645>yare yare da zeanyone else hear this when they see that drawing
>>585019447Wife?
>>585029727There's nothing to add?
>>585029727what (You)s could a post like that get retard
>my comfy /vm/ club already encouraged people to sit for kita rolls and everyone is chill>meanwhile/vg/ club members are terrified to even admit it in club chat and are going to try to silently not log in because of anons ITT mashing club dox sheets furiously jerking off to the idea of kicking 11 people >spies in uma&co mambo and umadash all ready to immediately dox anyone who admits itQuite the community you folks have over here
>>585029823no, you insufferably shonentard
>>585029879seems like a cool scenario you have made in your mind
>>585029879And what are you doing here again?
>>585029953is touhou shonen now
>>585029879You gotta be a real fucking moron to not log in for 5 whole days if you actually enjoy Uma at any rate
>>585029879you shouldn't tell lies on the internet anon
>>585030040Just play jp retard
>>585030040>You gotta be a real fucking moron to not log in for 5 whole days i
>>585029879you forgot to add /uma/ club
>>585030153those aren't real priced you seamonkey
>>585029879whenever I see tribalistic shit like this I think back to that one old ass pic saying that 4chan users and tumblr users should just fuck eachother instead of fighting.
>>585029879>furiously jerking off to the idea of kicking 11 peopleI am doing this but I am no dramafagI just want The Merge™ to happen because that would be funny and infinite shitpost material
>>585030153Every time i see this I feel so vindicated for sitting
>>585030129Acceptable
>>585030125the cute disciplinarian tomboy of justice
>>58503027>real pricedThats in USD my brown friend, impressive to self-expose in 3 different ways in such a short post though
>>585030153okay cygames I'll flatline...
>>58503052nice job quoting retard
>>585029879>spies in uma&co mambo and umadash all ready to immediately dox anyone who admits itmy danchud literally shilled for the 5 day flatline when someone mentioned it few days ago
the only reason not to log in is if you're planning to go for pity either wayother than that you're literally not playing for 5 days to (most likely) do 5 dud tenpulls
>>585029879>spies in uma&co mambo and umadash all ready to immediately dox anyone who admits itExcept in uma&co there was a PSA that flatlining for 5 days is an option
>>585029879This has to be the most out of touch post I've seen lately. Most of our active members already declared their plans to flatline. The "admit it in club chat" part is just your club, bwo. Don't project your insecurities onto other people.
>>585029879the clubs that stupid shit happens in are well known and are few. we have plenty of no quota comfy clubs of comparable rank to vg that are totally cool with flatlining for rolls.
>>585030297The problem is no female wants to fuck a chud and Tumblr women have become actual she-ogres in the past 10 years, they used to be just chubby pseudo slampig goths which was betterCan't fuck if both parties find each other repulsive
>>585030628I'd rather get statues than bronze cleats
>>585030624no I didn't
Should I do an extra race to get enough fans for the valentines unique lvl up for Flower?
>>585029879maybe because these shitter clubs are all b+ and it doesnt matter if the flatliners keep flatlining
danchou here, if you flatline i'm going to find you and rape you IRL
>>585030729uhh your dailies gwo?your pama stars gwo?your rainbow shard (1500 carats btw) gwo?
>>585029879Master tier bait. Currenposters take note
>>585030715giant dog tats
>>585030767mambchou..
>spies in uma&coThis is no secret to anyone bwo we even have a guideline on how to do it
>Budding blossom>16% activation chance in 100 seedsOk, who is responsible for this gaslight?
>>585030274>Deleted
>>585031057gwo your midrace???
>>585030856Noooo...
Ahhh... You fools ... You allowed me to absorb android dolphin and android minnow... Now nobody on earth can defeat my oshi team !!!!
this novamin stuff better workcant believe i spent fucking seven bux on a tube of toothpaste
>>585031063no?
>>585029842>only lies and shitposts should get (You)'syou motherfuckers have the general you deserve
>>585030869I have palmer and I'd rather have a bigger chance at umas than getting useless cards
>>585031217answer the question fuckface, what (You)s a post like that gets?
>>585025239Im quitting Umamusume if the concert is cancelled yes. Cygames is retarded for not processing visas like half a year earlier
Is there really any club that will officially forbid flatlining in this period?The only ones I can see doing that are /uma/ club and maybe mambo because they could derank
I'm shrimply gonna be doing other things during uma ramadan. The dopamine from free gambling is worth it.
>>585031324>cygamesIT WAASN'T CYGAAAAAMES REEEEEEE
>>585031217>you motherfuckers have the general you deservei'm the jokah baby!
>>585031391>uma ramadan
>>585031324kek
>>585031384No way someone actually does that shitI'd leave myself if danchud would forbid this
>>585031384/uma/club is filled with whales so they don't need to>>585031451Societyman...
>>585031384You are correct on both counts
>>585031591mambwo... onegai...
>>585031324Dancho....
I like races under the rain, the sight of the girls all wet and dirty is very erotic
You fuckers better say in chat if you're going to flatline I don't want to kick you just because you were too autistic to say it
>>585031384my danchou encouraged it, honestlyso long we make quota, he doesn't give a shit. Why would he?
>>585031837>kicking before end of the monthRetard
>>585031324>like half a year earlierI see people repeating this along with "it's Trump!" and I'm wondering in what fucking timeline they live.Took me ~15 months to get my tourist/business visa in 2021.Hopefully Palmer Luckychad saves the concert.
>>585031837you won't do shit, you need us to stay afloat
>>585030715those are America's tits right there
yes, I umapyoi my trainee
Robuchen!
You can feel itThis entire general is SO THIRSTY for some dox
>>585031938Bro... 2021 was literally a different time...
>>585031930you don't understand its been months i NEED to kick someone
>>585031837I asked what was required of me and my senpais asked for my bank details and codes...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En85iaPNXek
>>585027305GG, what a robbery
>>585031898>>585031324>I'm quitting this game if some menaingless garbage in a commie state gets cancelledGood. Fuck off.
>>585027305Seat order, truly the fairest way to decide the winner
I want to marry my trainee Dia-chan!
>>585032032pls gib drama...
>>585032140Based trainer...
Does half tp start today?
>>585032026Fattest fucker ever
>>585031837Look at this threadWho the fuck would admit it and get their name spammed all over this thread
>>585031324show concert ticket or larp larp sahur
>>585032020>bodysockmy fucking lord, imagine the steam, the sweat, the dampness, the warmth after a race and concert
>>585032032why is there STILL no mambo leak
>>585027305thanks for the game, seat order is skill
>>585032236Haha one-seven!
>>585027892NEIGHGGER I PUT 50 PULLS INTO THIS SLUTS BANNER AND DIDNT GET HER
>>585032312Because Mambo has a dead chat.A few of their former members already said the chat died
>>585031930i hope mambo danchou does so out of spite after flatliners make them drop out of a+
>>585032452that's exactly what someone who is HIDING SOMETHING would say
>>585032443>he snacked
>>585032334Is this the same artist taht did the finemo earslap?
>>585032283People who flatline are gonna be found out anyway retard
oguri cute
>>585032549I can't give details, but things are happening as we speak
Remember that most currenfags are in one club
>>585032574Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmayhaps.
>>585032704mambo?
>>585032562Same aura
>>585032704the one the troon joined no less
>>585032704dacchibwos they're onto us...
Are there any currenfags in mambo?
>>585032767Dacchis, that's why you will never ever see a leak from them.
>>585031934SEX Groove....
Why is Mambo always the scapegoat anyways?
>>585032549Even Mambocchi said their chat was dying before he left.Mambo is only relevant because of Keb and his flatlining boyfriends.When Keb died Mambo died with him.
I've been wondering, what's the criteria for the personal skill to level up? Does it happens like a script or it's random or under some conditions? I feel like some umas didn't get it updated
>>585032704Everyone knows it's /***/**** but they run the general so they won't tell
>>585032869Mambo was crucified for our sins.
>he isn't in the mambocordlole
>>585032890Mabocchi just wants Umama cock
>>585032895Feb 1st Half (Valentine’s Day) requires 60,000 fans. For Urara and Falcon, this is 40,000.Apr 1st Half (Fan Fest) requires 70,000 fans. For Urara and Falcon, this is 60,000. Your bond with the President also has to be at least green.Dec 2nd Half (Christmas) requires 120,000 fans. For Urara and Falcon, this is 80,000.
>>585032895fans, bond with akikawait's not important anyway
>>585032895Depends on the scenario and usually at least one upgrade event is dependant on director friendship
> Rolled for Machan because "sprint front with accel"> Performance sucks assI pray for the day when I find some CM resources that aren't shit.
>>585032937Why aren't you scrolling all the way down
>>585032895HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>585032994why is mambocchi so desperate for *mama when she is used goods?
>>585032937Ehhhhhh scroll up and screenshot something juicier
>>585033075You won't belive it, but at the bottom... there's... a haru urara ohayo sticker and an oguri one...
bro folded and deleted it
>mambo mambo mambo mambo mambo mambo mambo mambo mambo mambo mambo mambo mambo mambo mambo holy shit you schizos are worse than the whorren seatards
>>585032994What's that got to do with anything I said
>>585032685cry about it
>>585032562SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>585032895The skill-up happens at fixed times, during valentines, during second year inspo, and christmasThe criteria to level it are enough fans (i think 120k/150k/180k for non dirters, for dirters like 60k less), and the last 2 need akikawa/riko friendship green or best
>>585033061Just use the simulator, everything else is snake oil
>>585033224You're just jealous nobody cares about your club
>>585033271blud...
STOP TALKING ABOUT MAMBOGUS!! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS SEND ME MAMBO, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MAMBO! I was in a thread, right? and ALL OF MY (YOU)S were just people saying "mambwo..." FOR NO FUCKING REASON!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Are tge upcoming cards for the NY banner worth it? I might do the skip thing since itll give me a higher chance of getting S. Diamond (i know NYK is better, but i think SD is cute)
Are (You) pulling?
mambigga
>>585032890mambocchi is just a weird chaser thirsting for umama's futa cock. mambo has a comfy lively chat and there are no leaks because we trust and love each other.
>>585033428yes but only 100
>>585033253>that titty bounce right at the end of maruzens ultHow is this game like 10 years old and they never topped that
>>585033176I am in Mambo and I confirm this
With 600 stamina and I still lose with Speshit, meanwhile...
>>585033428I'm pulling my dick to them toasted tits and belly alright
>>585033428Yes.
>>585033428No, I'm tanking GM and playing jp instead
>>585033428If they require mlb and come right after Ramonu hell no
>>585033425No. Ends will borrow sweepy wit for the next 2 cms for lack of better options and then you wont use either of them ever again
>>585033452bwo Mambocchi joined /Uma/Club when Umama wasn't even there. He's not the only guy that said your chat is dead either
>>585033507pic or it didn't happen
>>585033428If i have mlb kita maruzen creek finemo ramonu and tachyon I am 100% safe to skip this right?
>>585033487Because that was the last time japanese gacha were allowed to be this based and straight>>585033425The cards are so bad half the thread is considering flatlining to pull for umas instead of the cards
>>585033141There is a "Thank you" and "Hello" sticker.
>>585033630yeah
>>585033593oh yeah? who else said it then big guy?
>>585033593this poster is mambocchi by the way
>>585033508anon everyones bringing a debuffer, youre going to get fucked with under 400 stam at the minimum
you guys are weird
>>585033630depends a bit on what you'd want to borrow otherwise but yeah pretty much
>>585033428i shan't
>>585033670The guy that left for a /vm/ club >>585033686cope
what up
>>585033627I'm not a leaker sorryalso just now a kris S sticker was posted so I need to be nice
>>585033630you'll be competitive enough, at most you'll miss a nice gold here and there
>>585033706shut up mamtroon
>stop drinking sodas and eating fast food for awhile because money issues>decide to buy and eat that stuff today because I havent had it in awhile (mcdonalds to be exact)>feel sick and revolted right afterwhat is this hell..
>>585033706And proud
>>585033984shouldve gotten taco bell bwo
>>585031938In most countries, businesses usually have an expedited process for short-term business visas. I find it hard to believe this would be any different in the land of the dollar.In any case, something must have gone terribly wrong with yours. I'm a thirdie and my US visa took 5 months.
>>585033984>Stop drinking truly disgusting trash>Body gets used to being healthy once more>Body recoils the moment you inhale disgusting trash once moreNO SHIT TEIO
>>585032869it's funnier that way.There was a flatlining nigger last year in November and that made some Mambros freak the fuck out in the thread, then mambodanchou flatlined and quitSo two instances of drama (maybe more? don't recall). Two isn't many, but they're funny and produced funny reactions, so Mambo's the go-to for drama in clubs. Sometimes there's other instances of drama, i.e. some danchou kicked member who wasn't breaking the club rules because the thread had a chorus of anons demanding it, but that wasn't as funny or good for shitposting, ergo that club, whatever it was, isn't usually dramaposted.
>>585033984>because moneySo did you just stop eating entirely?Fast food with app abuse is the cheapest food possible atm, healthy food is expensive as fuck
>>585033630these decks are enough to get you to A-finals/plat 4
>>585033984because it is revolting stuff for goycattlejust cook the burgers yourself
>>585034145>guts>guts>gutsI have to be being gaslit right?I thought larc was the guts scenario
>>585034126that and the oc
>>585034145>just have 6 MLB SSRs bro
STOP LEAKING OUR STICKERS
>>585034294poorfag?
>>585034294The game is pretty old by now anon This genuinely is not hard to achieve and is very reasonable to expect as f2p
>>585034294you should be able to mostly recreate these decks if you arent the most impulsive umaroller ever
>>585034126That was Bricked
I just got off the Phone with President Trump, he said this was a huge misunderstanding and nobody loves the Uma Musume more than him.
>>585034129How the fuck can fast food be cheaper than a big fuck off sack of rice and a cheap homemade sauce?
>>585034129>healthy food is expensive as fuckNot a burger but how come? Eggs, chicken, rice, carrots, tomatoes, potatoes and other simple ingredients shouldn't be that expensive.
>>585034275haru the most budget option but you can stick w/e gold skill pwr/guts card you wantgm gives more stats and speed cap is lowered to 1500 so you're not hardstuck at 3 speed and have some leeway
>>585034463what would be trumps favourite uma?
>>585034456that guy was a former mambro tooit all leads back to mambo
there has truly been some revolting stuff said here but maybe it's being compiled into a mega doc for later
>>585034489Rice with sauce poured on it?Are you from the favelas or something?(Also thats unhealthy as fuck too)
>>585033658also because 100 free pulls gives you a substantial chance to a) get the rate-up uma, b) some spooks, or c) both. Whereas, in supoka pulling, 50 free pulls is barely 10% of the way to reach MLB, so the odds of you getting anything worthwhile are extremely low.
>>585034532>speed cap is lowered to 1500LAME
>>585034641I ate the cheapest possible meals back when I was a student and could tank being unhealthy
>>585034543Who? Hayashi or Totopo?
>>585034628>revolting stuffWhich ones
>>585034126Mambo is also the only /uma/ club to have kicked someone on the 29th. They kinda deserve it imo
>>585034763Hayashide
>>585034532>>585034707>1500 speed capSo can grand live umas beat GM umas in sprint/mile?
>>585034793these >>585034628 >>585034793
>>585034793basically it's an umamusume called curren chan
>>585034839No because every other stat is higher and you have more skill points
rip bozo
>>585034839the shorter the distance the less speed matters so i'm not sure how you came to conclusioneither way GM also gives way more skillpoints so your assumption is wrong
>>585034520am a burger, and they're not. Chicken, rice, eggs, onions, and potatoes are all pretty cheap. You can make two gallons of amazing chili for about $10-15, whereas a single meal of McDonalds, Doordashed or Grubhubbed will be $25-30.
>>585034812Autis/uma/'s Tyler did as well and gloated about it if I remember correctly
>>585034817Why did he leave Mambo
>>585034812uhh no they are notmy danchou kicked someone 1 hour before reset once
>>585034928Nasty
>>585034145>cm23 >throne is randomly better than ancestors specifically for that CM onlyFor some reason I feel like this chart isnt very good or reliable
>>585034987yeppers
>>585034812zasedflatties have no rights and shouldnt get gibs
>>585035039ancestors won't be out for cm23 gwochis
>>585034987Yes he did, fucking based of him. You break the rulez, you get b&no gibs you
when i'm in a shitposting competition and my opponent is a currenfag
>>585035039Look at when the Ancestors card comes out retard
>>585035039Cm 23 is before the release of Ancestors. Thats why people borrowed throne to have a group card in the deck.
>>585035039the chart is out of orderyou won't have ancestors for cm23
>>585035065b+ gibs is almost as good anyway, whats a couple 10 pulls a year for having to do f*n runs every day
That's not blaze...Is she good though?
>>585035194nyoone of the worst umas in the game even
>>585034985So basically cooking is a survival skill. Who would have thought?>Doordashed or Grubhubbed will be $25-30.Holy crap
>>585035194cool outfit for your mecha biwa
America is a failed state
>>585035120>>585035149>>585035151>>585035172actually with the accelerated schedule there is high likelihood ancestors will be out for the finals
Are umas dangerous during heat?
>>585035291Rip bro... i'm kinda unlucky on gacha banners in this game
>>585034520I live in florida and for a good chunk of time a pack of eggs was like 4 dollars. the price can fluctuate real easy
>>585035367
>>585034985>whereas a single meal of McDonalds, Doordashed or Grubhubbed will be $25-30Don't forget the tip
>>585035348whys your mute button so long? some weird version of android?
>>585034985>Chicken, rice, eggs, onions and potatoes>two gallons of amazing chilido midwesterners really
>>585034985Teiofag here App abuse is the meta anon, all fast food in america is currently a ripoff without itYou can get two mcdonalds meals (aka food for your entire day) for 8 bucksHell, even panera which is supposed to be super expensive can get you a decent meal for 12$ and enough coffee to get you a heart attackWendys+kfc+canes has good abuse avenues tooThe only one to watch for is taco bell, theyre a ripoff now and no app will save them
>>585034294if you've been playing since launch (or thereabouts, I started last week of July), it's quite doable. I got Maruzensky and Finemoaner in August, had Creek and Kita, and rolled for Tachyon, and am dumping 400 pulls on Ramonu. And I fucked myself over HARD by wasting all my early carats, first on umas, then on supoka snacking (misguidedly trying to build my deck, would dump a tenner every time I reached 1500 carats, did that until October). I only just started winning CMs, lost 11 CMs before I finally got a victory. Point is, I fucked up, and have 5 mlb/equivalent SSRs. So someone who fucked up less could have that and more.
>google doccy still not updated for october banners>it's nearly novemberit's over erzzybros...
>>585034129>healthy food is expensive as fuckThis dude is shopping at erewhon lol
Is Ramonu wit a good use for my crystals? I'm planning to do a single 200-roll on her banner and using all my 3 crystals on her
>>585035494Thats a volume bar not a button
>>585035625That sounds like a good plan.
>>585035578>Symboli Kris S is THE card that makes LATE SURGERS VIABLE in long distance
>>585035443do americans seriously do this or is this a prank they've been pulling on the rest of the world for 70 years straight to seem richer than they actually are?
>>585035625Sure, you can use her for miles and mediums (the two most common distances) for over year before she gets completely outclassed by Rudolf wit. By mid 2027 though she'll only ever be the second best wit card for every style because the style specialist wit cards will all be out by then
>>585035751America is far more successful than any brown commie hole you crawled out from
>>585034985yeah but haven't you forgotten about the 50 rolls of tinfoil???
I've seen it happen on long where all the umas gas out but never on medium before
I love Rice
>>585035687Yeah?
>>585035751>>585035296nah hes lyingheres the true american takeaway system
>>585035625I would do 400 and 1 crystal. 3 is a lot and you'd rather have the extras instead of being out of luck in future banners
>mum coming home for winter>i will now be fed the most delicious shit for 5 months straighti suddenly feel a slight affection for one tokai teio...
>>585035520>doordashing mystery meat and corn syrup>no fucks given>natural, poorfag food>aiiiiiieeeeeeeeGoyjin have gone insane
>>585035997>>585036029>FOURTY mcnuggetswhat the fuck? the max I've ever seen in europe is 20, and those are already disgustingly expensive in 2026.
>>585035859switch it out for (up until relatively recently) fascist + hyper nationalist yuropean hole and you'd be correct.>>585036029good lord
Why are you retards ordering delivery if you're poor
>>585036283if you're poor you're probably lazy so
>>585036283i'm retarded
>>585036283we are poor because we are lazyid rather pay if it means i dont have to put in the effort to get the food
>>585036192it's a product for people who are bulking. Mcnuggets don't typically have stomach-upsetting elements, it's just chicken, so bulkers about 2000-4000 calories worth to burn off
>>585036271Hungarian...
>>585035520anon, that was me providing two separate examples, not my chili recipe. But if you want it, here it is:>2.5lbs ground beef>1lb pork sausage>3 onions, diced>2 cans crushed tomatoes>kidney beans>great northern beans>black beans>beef stock>6 habanero peppers, diced>(to taste) salt pepper garlic cumin chili powder, cayenne pepperSoak beans overnight. In a large stockpot, brown the beef and sausage, do not drain. Add onions and habaneros in the last few minutes of browning. Add beans, crushed tomatoes, and enough beef stock to cover everything (or just use water if poorfag). Add spices. Bring to a boil, then cover and reduce to simmer for 3 hours, stirring occasionally. Taste for spices/seasonings and adjust to taste. Eat like a fat fuck and enjoy!
>>585036271How's Portugal these days? Is Alberto Barbosa a real name?
>>585036192for 15$, it's actually a stealis what i'd have said for 2022 mcdonaldsunfortunately i don't know what they did to their nuggets but it's been a few years they taste like pure unfettered dog shit, like it's fried chicken how hard can it be
>>585035348Rumor is that Cygames did not apply for the easier P-3 visa and applied for the much harder O-1 / P-1 VisaThe P-3 Visa (Artist or Entertainer Coming to Be Part of a Culturally Unique Program) is commonly utilized by international creators, artists, performers, and industry professionals invited to participate at Anime Expo (AX). Because Japanese pop culture (anime, manga, traditional-fusion arts) can be legally classified as a "culturally unique" medium, the P-3 visa is an excellent pathway for individuals coming to share these disciplineshttps://www.uscis.gov/working-in-the-united-states/temporary-workers/p-3-artist-or-entertainer-coming-to-be-part-of-a-culturally-unique-program
if your country is on here youre too fat to be a jockey
>>585035568>app abuseexplain? Do you get cheaper prices using the fast food app or something? >2 McDonald's meals for $8where the fuck? one Big Mac costs $7 in my city, and that's just the sandwich
>>585036423all the hishis except bonoowari da...
>>585036594>a country called hungry is actually fatwoah...
I spend like 300€ a month on groceries and thats enough to eat healthyVeggies and fruits are ridiculously cheap, you can get a months worth of onions, potatoes, tomatoes and carrots for 10-15€, salads and fruits on top of that are like 35-40€ to eat veggies and fruit dailyChicken, pork, ground beef are all healthy and cheap if you cook it rightSome of the things people find yucky in meat are also very cheap, bone marrow is kino, buying whole carcasses like a whole or half a chicken/rabbit and cutting it up yourself saves you like 30-40% of the price of meat cutsIts probably the same way in america, but mutts are too retarded to do that and just buy ultraprocessed goyslop and fast food because they are too lazy to cook for 20 minutes a day and meal prep
>>585035997nobody ever praised me growing up despite my cripplingly low self esteem
next bread will be butter
>>585036707just like my wife sweepy, i shant eat v*getables
>>585036594>Live in Hungary>Be HungryKojima...
>>585035880took me a minute to realize what you were talking about. That's not me, I don't cover my stove in foil, though I really should, cleaning it is a huge pain in the ass.
>>585036192They are supposed to be a family meal. Sometimes when I go out drinking with friends we split a box of 20 chicken nuggets with 2 or 3 people
>>585036776that's what you said last timeI won the bet btw
>>585036393close enough.>>585036453eternal limbo for at least 10 years when nothing actually changes.
>>585036956That was me actually and I'd argue this thread was better because last one was one of the worst we've had recently
>>585035578Lose Yourself? More like
>>585036707why would I cook when I can make a twink like you do it for me
>>585037014any thread with erping, homosexuality or club drama is immediately a 3/10 at most
>>585036347You can be lazy though, which is why I don't understand why people order delivery.Buying a bunch of frozen pizzas and heating them up in a microwave does not take any more effort than ordering delivery
>>585037036based?
>>585037086Yeah but last one was a 1 or 2/10
>>585037106but we would have to leave the house...
>>585037258Do you not go to a super market once every week or 2 to buy essential stuff like toilet paper
>>585036979Same as every other country then...
>>585037484>>585033110
>>585037036Im 193cm 87kg gwoIf anything twinks dont cook their own meals, most of them just eat junk food and are skinnyfat because they count calories
I buy a costco pizza every Sunday and freeze it.Every morning I eat one or two slices as my breakfast.Pepperoni pizza everyday.
>>585037567True
>>585037567>193cmIM SORRY GIGACHAD SPARE ME
Why is Spe so unlikable..
>>585037668umama looks like THIS???
>>585037603Grass's fatass would say this
why does everyone call datsu fat? isnt grass wonder the fat one?
>>585037567In real American units, eurotwink, I can't read that shit
>>585037567>because they count caloriesSlanderI counted calories to get a belly that I can pinchWithout counting calories I ended up eating around 1kcal per day
>>585037765Hes a 6'4 chad sadly. my umas are getting wet just reading his post
2 and I kiss Air Groove5 and I kiss Air Shakur8 and I kiss Air Messiah
>>58503756787kg at 193cm? you're basically a lanky twink what are you saying lil bro
all my machan are so midor rather sp songs keep coming just too late
>>585037461I don't use toilet paper, just my hand and I wash it afterwards
>>585037903For some reason I don't believe you
>>585037736Waking up in the morning knowing that there's pizza waiting for me is a good feeling
>>585036594>there's no way my country isn't there since there's a lot of fat fucks here>search it up>it's 25.7%
>>585037764because irl dantsu flame was fat and (considered) ugly.
>>585038013uma must likely to wipe her ass with her hand?
>>585037892>1kcal per day
>>585038116
(You)?
>>585038013saar...
What can go wrong?
>>585038110Canonically the fat ugly girl of Tracen that the pretty girls (not Mirako) keep around to look good in comparison...
>>585038242cute curren
>>585038084Iranian bro.....
>>585037603BMI?
>all those normally mid-tier earners suddenly spiking in fansHere it comes brosBrace for itThe silence of the anons
>>585038084greek bro...
>>585038315yay thanks
>>585038339Pizza is good for you!!!!!!!
>>585037892I mean, you can clearly tell a lot of onlyfans and eboy twinks on twitter eat fatty foods to increase their bodyfat % but low calories to stay thinIts how they get fat soft thighs and asses with low bmi's
>>585035951ultimately finals is random so complete shitter off-meta teams can win but if you actually had some guy running a strong meta front team they'd shit all over you
>>585038509Explain 2mama
>>585038084pinay girl...
>>585038496literally me.........
>>585036594AusGAWDS mogging KiwiKEKS as usual
uwaa, erotic
>>585038496>eat fatty foods to increase their bodyfat % but low calories to stay thin>there are trainers itt that have no idea how human thermodynamics workwhy the fuck even play the game lmao
>>585038509ok but without a guaranteed 0.4 accel I'm never winning even against shitters
>>585036423Buena Vista eating Suzuka's lunch
>>585038823>>585038823>>585038823>>585038823
>>585038797yeah i was going to say something but let him stay retarded
>>585038797what is funny is that the tranny replied pretending he does that lol
>>585038496Literally me...
>>585036575AI slop post
