Koth_Laughter Edition>NewsScream Fortress is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=285134Bug fixes: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=285564>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)Party /v/an: tf2.madhammer.club>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>584701064
updetto?
>>5851581822 weeks
>>585157934That's actually pretty cute for an OP. Good job!
>>5851583622 weeks of cumming inside zhao
>>585158468Thanks, but also thanks to esao for drawing the 'livia
Did Zesty win yet?>>585158663Woah
>>585158663especially in both of those holes
>>585158663
unzipping fempyro's suit to air out her boobs after 12 hours in the new mexico sun and huffing her titstink until i get tunnel vision from lack of oxygen
EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>585159151I think you mean New America
>>585158663fat bnnuy ass...
>>585159151this desu
>>585159293in 1968??
>>585159151this but also licking all the sweat off and cleaning them with my tongue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>585159453
>>585159453>the weighty overflow and sag while the outside is tightly containedthat image is so good. god bless huge naturals
>>5851592011
>>585159405Yes!
>>585157934epic OP as always sister! You keep this place alive with your unwavering dedication to tf2g! Truly, you should be paid to do it! Oh well, how about you just don't forget your steam group as a treat next time: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
>>585158663>already deletedFuck>>585159453Love me som sweaty tits.
>>585159825>god bless huge naturalsAmen
>>585160007conceptualize the LITERS of underboob sweat
>>585160102How do you know they are natural?
okay, but now imagine fempyro peaking anus
>>585160257I checked
occasionally the front page throws you a bonehttps://youtu.be/x84bBwcTvKg>>585160297I think you mean peeking
>>585160297I'm imagining her butthole twitching
>>585160297>>585160669Imagine...
>>585160840plapping....
>>585159967Based post.
>>585160840baby making...
>>585159967She is so based for giving up her one life doing this. God bless her!
>>585161114>>585161132Truth, i fear tf2g wouldnt even exist if they weren't spamming it constantly. Sometimes the payment for all that time invested, is just the deed kek
>>585160669need to kiss is
>>585161316fempyro anus kissing booth
>>585161316planting your whole face there
>>585161479>>585161563yes please
>>585160257Fake tits don't squish and sag like that, especially not in the 60s.
Of all the places you have to pick to smooch a fempyro, and you pick the one hole they share with men
>>585164034BELLY
>>585164034I'll plap, smooch and fill fempyro on all of her holes
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the headless horseless horseman's headtaker. Deny pyro's their gargoyles. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>585164251based and same
>>585164034>>585160840anyone know how much this guy charges for commissions? I have perverse ideas
ain't neva seen a normal well adjusted person like fempyro; only troonies and loonies.
>>585160297based>>585161479sign me upyou just know that thing is wrinkled, greasy, brown, and could probably fit an incendiary nade
>>585164034The lips?I mean I would assume Fempyro would have a mouth.
Slurping on fempyro's butthole....
>>585164764someone here said they tried getting in contact with him to commission some fempyro, and they never heard back from him
>>585165541>they never heard backit's fucking fempyrover
>>585164034My sexuality is entirely derived from that fact so yes.
>>585164034I can't help it, buttholes just look very kissable to me
>>585165654i giggled
>>585165164>wrinkled, greasy, brownyou've lost me
>>585164967No shit sherlock
>>585165164Fempyro has a clean, pink and fragrant back doorPerfect for plapping
>>585166062more for me
>>585165164this ain't it chief
>>585166324trvke
>>585166062>>585166519cowards and baby men
>>585165164that is fucking hot actually, nice
wtf Valve made femedic real???
femdic lol
>>585165164>spoilerimagine...
>>585164339Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros that are scared by the Headless Horseless Horsemann. Have sex with gargoyle pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>585169931no one cared last thread and no one cares nowshut the fuck up and talk about fempyros or leave, we're not your personal army
>>585170063this butt also shupos yordles olivias mimis meowscaradas and bunnies
>>585170216just send it in for off-topic or call to invasion/raid, not worth trying to reason with that freakthat goes for everyone who finds ts annoying
>>585146009hnghg godddd we need to talkk>>585160102>>585159453>>585159151ughhh
>>585172317dude why are you so horny
>>585173173he's horny for the same reason I keep breeding meowscarada repeatedly
>Frag out and go to bed >Log on and there's a new tf2g thread>Unusable threadPyro players are sick in the head
don't let the door hit you on the way out
>>585173391are you constantly chowing down on viagra or those weird gas station pills?
>>585174532that's my secret cap, I'm just always hornybaby making sex with honey
>>585174040this isnt for tf2 discussion anymore its for the same half a dozen people to share porn and talk about ecelebs while every once and a while someone who doesn't obsessively use this general every day comes along to make a tf2 post which goes ignored
>>585164967hey i'm not a loony :(
tf2
dead website
Demo
tf3
>>585178352engineer or heavy
>>585178729that is one hot bunny
>>585179071I miss the time when F2Ps couldn't even call for Medic
>>5851790712
>>585179198There is nothing hot about bunnies.
>>585181408then why is zhao so hot?
>>585164967Yup agreed. It's just the truth and you can see it if you just watch these threads and ıts posters. But shupo/league/pokemon/loli posters are on the same level.
>>585181465Because https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I9knvF6XSi4
Seriously? Who killed 4chan?
>>585176953>>585177472>>585178729>>585179292built for baby making sex
>585181603>ıts postersdid it again award
Serious Sam The Third Encounter
>>585176174Trvke so hard it crashed the site
>>585174040>>585164967
how long is this faggot is going to samefag like anyone is somehow fooled by it
>>585185398It probably drove the roach insane that he couldn't repeatedly agree with himself while 4chan was down so he's getting it all out now
>>585185262tranny game by tranny lover
>>585185764You sound like a broken record.
>>585179292fixed
>>585190895you mean ruined
>>585190895stop being gay
>>585190895dogshit
>>585190895Terrible
>>585174040thread is usable just filter 9/10 images bro, engage with the one ontopic post, and ignore the guy losing his mind whenever people bring up his crippling porn addiction ruining the thread.
https://mercmix.com/New kino just dropped
>supposedly hates the thread and it's unusable>still obsessively complains and samefags about it dailywhy not just leave then?
Bioware is kill
>>585192775Called it!>>585192860I shan't be clicking that.
>>585194128Good, they made dogshit games anyway.
>>585194520they were great right up until you where born, btw you have to be 18+ to use this site. >>585192775Ehhh it's just tiresome, w.e
>>585194128>Biowaredied more than a decade agothat was a shambling corpse
>>585195228>died more than a decade ago>that was a shambling corpsethisit was a mercy killinghopefully bungie is next
>>585194128Fuuuuuuuuuuuark....
>>585196302
I'm sure this is an immensely stupid and/or frequently asked question, but is there some mod or custom localhost server setup to temporarily unlock all weapons but only when playing against bots by yourself, or would that still be considered cheating?
>>585194039unmedicated autism and unsupervised Internet access
>>585197804Dunno because back when I first started playing I was too retarded to think about this sort of thing and now I have all the weapons so I don't think about it either, that said>cheatingIf you DO find something like what you're describing, there's no need to worry because it's not cheating and even if it was Valve doesn't care
>>585198843You're describing the off topic porn addicts.
>>585199158Go the fuck away prude. This is not the website for you.
>>585199158nope I'm describing you
>>585199158trvke
>>585199158You think so huh
y u all so mean :(
>>585199746>literally only leaves if he's forced toyep, right on the money>>585198843
>>585199759god what a plapper
>>585194128>>585195228>>585199759built for paizuris and baby making sex
I missed /tf2g/.
>>585199158the truth has set them off like a bomb.
>>585200143I missed Poppy's ass
>>585199759>>585200143plapping
>>585199759>>585200143god i wish that were me
>>585203067
>>585203648don't look at me like that
>>585203712this any better?
>>585203924why must you mock me
>>585204076i like to tease is all
>>585203924I wanna fuck the paper...
>>585204509
>>585204442cumming on teri and green girl >>585205463baby making sex with nicole
cumming on anon
>>585205887do not
>>585205978why not
>>585206008in the immortal words of hideo kojima: I am not a gay
>Facepunch community got spray disabled on Valve servers for discovering a RCE exploit>A ukranian got Valve to disable spray by default by lyingWhich one is worse?
>>585206108okay then one of us has to become a girl
>>585206189not itguess that means it's you
>>585206269oh alright
>>585194039he's always been desperate for attention, he doesn't have any desire to talk about the game
>>585206150how this goku meme got applied to malon I have no ideabut baby making sex with malon>>585206368baby making sex with anon
>>585199293>>585199397>>585199746Have you all done the needful to that post for being off topic?
>>585207161of coursethe mods just don't care about this board unless you show a nipple
>>585207330They seem to prune posts without even checking them if they receive a number of reports above a certain threshold, I just wonder how many reports from unique IPs it takes
>>585207609it certainly isn't enough for innocent tf2gers to reach, only IP resetting abusing roaches can for some reason
>>585207831It's always the most annoying little shits that do that shit as well as IP ban too
name their band
>>585208563Insane Clown Pussy
He's so perfect bros
>>585210221
>>585205649her name is clare
Is it possible to fire a pistol shot instantly while switching to it?I remember shooting someone for 53 damage with the scattergun, switching to the pistol and having it instantly fire for 68 damage or so before it even became fire-able
>>585211642okay cumming on clare then
>>5852060983
>I main Heavy>>585212947I can't answer your question but it's possible that it was a bug that has since been patched or a mechanic that was changed at some point. I saw a somewhat recent video of a player eating 2 lunchbox items in a row on Heavy on a competitive server which I assume has some kind of third party anticheat installed. I would expect new exploits are being discovered all the time.
>>585217130what does any of that have to do with heavy, genuinelyI usually entertain these kinds of posts but that was just stupid
Ho Ly Shit, did I just win? Do I quit while I'm ahead? I'm pretty sure this is the jackpot
mad milk
>>585220757emptying all my mad milk inside tristana
>>585220640Nah, now if it had been the Sir Shootsalot on the other hand...
>>585220995why? it's a really cool cosmetic that's not locked behind full moon and is haunted
>>585221456joking
>>585221456The bird heads are the ones everyone wants because they have custom voice lines (and also furfags)A tradable Sir Shootsalot is worth 10 keys, so that's like actually hitting the jackpot to get one. Of course if you just want a cool cosmetic that's not restricted you can't go wrong with the regular Sir Hootsalot>>585222074I was only partially joking
>>585222146not all of them are voiced, like Demo's. Actually I don't think he has any voiced halloween cosmetics, zombie demo is the same too. but yeah I'd love to get a chicken kiev but no such luck
>>585222678Yeah I could've said (most) have custom voice lines but like who doesn't want Medimedes anywayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8wMVmY7Zpw
is this guy from here?
https://vocaroo.com/16LpQ6ZzNqIA
>>585183941Mossad, Hiromoot, Rapeape and his gaggle of trannies. There's always alternatives y'know, and I don't mean Reddit either.
>>585199759My face needs to be crushed by that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTaEQkpT0Oc
>NA is such a dead region at all hours of the day I am getting thrown into Frankfurt servers and can't play hitscan cause 2007 code = people randomly skip and teleport whenever your ping is higher than 50
>>585221172tf2 wiki try not to be useless and down all the time challenge (failed)
>>585239664To be fair this time it wasn't their fault because of that PHP security problem that affected multiple websit->tf2wiki still downnevermind
i'm so fk lonely
had to do something while php business was going on
>>585247975You could have just played the game instead of being a faggot that needs to off-topic post and treat the general as their personal chatroom.
>>585247975nice and spooky
>>585247975Based
>>585248124Don’t be mean
>>585248124stop putting that loony troon in its place, you meanie pie!
>>585248124tf2g is too dogshit to play the game, most of the """people""" here can't even solo pubstompme? well I (me) in my kinghood am different, I am simply too godly for this game and the plebs inside it
>>585253036Post your jumping speedrun map WRPost your invite level 1st place badge for whichever region that may bePost your VSH/FF2 gameplay of you taking a hale 15k hp all the way down to 0 hp as full demoknightPost your quad airshot or insanely far range airshot video and must have a minimum of 15 different fragsPost your telefrag clip of you killing an ubered medic in a 6s scrim or higherPost your gameplay showcasing you can perform the following source engine related bugs:>edgebug>wallbug>jumpbug>texturebug>texture-edgebug>headbug>slantbugonce you've posted all of this then come back and say you're a "too godly" for this game holier than thou faggot
>>585253036based source god >>585253754troontroontroon sahur
You know Vipes, you’ve sunk very low. I regret ever taking your side.
>>585254546>emporiumnigger speechgo home nignog, I don't even care about said drama, behead all emporiumniggers within a 1000 mile radius.
>>585254546Vipes is an ebegging nigger
>>585256692>Retarded gorilla niggerMeant for>>585247975
>>585257150Oops Meant actually for nigger >>585248124
>>585248124Based
Just finished all my Scream Fortress contracts, bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqMIVxyOCwoso it was a big fat nothingburger
hop on mvm
>>585247975qt3.14
>>585260145No can do. I'm a broke NEET that doesn't have money for Mann Up tickets and can't be arsed to play MvM outside of Mann Up mode for Aussies
>>585251616why is she like that
>>585259082pretty much, the guy was just upset about his 3 year ban and wanted to make an epic hit piece
>>585253754How cute of you post my disciple, I personally taught B4nny everything he knows. Even the things he gets wrong, as a joke.Now enough about your begging for me to show off my übermench gameplay, only thing I want to hear from you is a slurping sound when you are gobbling down my cock on all fours like the pet dog you are.
>>585259082this will go ignored because it goes against the agenda
>>585261849I’m sorry if the opsec didn’t go as planned.I’m sure the next big drama will be a lot funnier:o(
>>585247975next OP right here
>>585251616 baby making sex with aqua
>>585251616plapping making sex with aqua
why the fuck would this ever happen naturally
>>585269060you haven't had a heavy park himself next to your dispenser?
>>585192860i made that
>>585254546If this was true he would be using gofundme. But he’s not. You know why? Because if you’re found out lying on gofundme, everyone gets their money back.
>>585269060>place dispenser close to a choke where a heavy is gunning people downI can think of 5 frontier spots instantly where this would happen naturally
what if instead of a pub push it was a pube bush
>>585271604then I would be hard
>>585271604hairy fempyro pubes...
>>585269060Only if heavy is using the dragon mini gun on 2fort
>>585259082The vibes I get are>we agree, pedos in tf2 comp = bad... BUT you presented in a way we weally don't like so actually, we have to counter signal your video now, and defend our decisions to keep letting pedos play now :( sowwy you should have been more sewious about itfuck these guys
>>585252054You seem like you're too young for 4chan. Go run along and leave us be. You've already proven that you stay here all day like an obsessed stalker... which you are.
>>585269060It *can* happen the problem is if the Heavy decides to step out of the dispenser range for even one millisecond the progress resets
>>585253754How often has a telefrag ever happened in 6s?
>>585256692You hurt his feelings enough for him to spam reports lol
>>585286653this guy draws a lot of mares btw
>>585286653me on the right
>plap posting>fempyro posting>schizo posting>meant for posting >ritual posting>loli posting>casual postingDid I miss any?
>>5852864914
https://vocaroo.com/125CrRl4jQHd
>>585286653me on the left
>>585288657nice ass, can I plap it?
>>585291397you'll have to wait for me to finish plapping it first
>>585287728
3 NIGASON CART
>>585291397no, I'm busy stuffing it
>>585292476stom fronds?
>>585293871steam laddies...
>>585293464what
>>585295327she means stuffing it with my cock
>>585295327I'm gonna plap cream
>>585295452oh>>585295574I think ive heard that one before
>>585295327>>585296839baby making sex with cream and frieren
It's not original, but it's true, I love MEDIC!
>>585281216lol dude wtf r u going on about
>>585287728>6 out of 7 of those are probably all the same personlol
the idea of there being multiple posters is completely foreign to the habitual samefag above
I’ve only ever posted with one character ever
>>585302202baby making sex with honey
>>585296839source
>>585287894Isn't that the password of someone who had control over most of the internet?
>>585304690https://files.catbox.moe/drxsvg.jpeg
>>585305701That is one gaping hole, much like the gaping hole on koth_lakeside_event
>>585305701hmm not my taste, but thank you for the quick share regardless
engineer building transformers>sometimes you just need a little more than meets the eye
>>585306251kek
>>585306251I like Beachcomber and Wheeljack :)
>>585305701it's missing spunk
>>585307124Don't worry I'll fill her up
Why do I see so many heavies with shotgun instead of sandwich these days? I am playing sniper and these guys are just trying to pelt me with it. What gives?
>Hmm today I will play Halloween maps in Casual>Connect>Server is stuck in pre-round limbo as "players" with strings of random numbers and letters connect and immediately disconnect>Game never startsI LOVE CASUAL!!!
>>585309760They learned that Sniper has flinch immunity to Heavy's miniguns past a certain range so they want to do the epic counter sniper strat of using the shotgun to throw off his aim
>>585309760they can't flinch you with their miniguns due to valve silently buffing sniper back when they added the cozy camperthat update made heavies unable to flinch snipers with their miniguns past 750 hammer units, which is like 75% as long as the 2fort bridgenobody knows why valve did this
>>585310560>nobody knows why valve did thisRobin Walker as an Australian wants the Australian to be OP
>>585310669AhemHe is a motherfucking Kiwi
>>585312438His nationality is still Australian, and that happened after Robin Walker leftIf he was still around when they wrote the comics I'm sure he would've vetoed it
>>585312438>comicslop>canon
>>585312438He didn't say this
what's the best overall RL?
>>585314694marrying and impregnating both rosa and hilda I mean stock
>>585314694tits I mean stock is best yeah
>>585314694air strike, unironically.
>>585315838cumming on teri and leaving her all soggy
>>585316248are you scared of the paper cuts
>>585316613no I said on not inyou just bukakke her
>>585316757i mean you arent willing to fuck her for a reasonbut why is what im asking
>>585316857>but why is what im askingare you retarded you just gave the reasonshe's paper you can't fuck her, only get cut
>>585317013That just sounds like weakness to me.
>>585314694>>585314896I never knew these were different characters desu
>>585317264really? I never played BW2 and even I knew that
>>585315838Good taste in teriBad taste in rocket launcher
>>585314694I'd say Stock RL or Direct Shit, but if we go over the edge you can add Beggar's and The Liberty.
harvesting anon's mad milk so he doesn't waste it all on these 2d harlots
>>585317984sorry but I'm not gay maybe if you were fempyro
>>585318134look i'm working on it okay
>>585317984It's LocktoberI'm not wasting it at all
>>585318229>cagecringe
>>585318370
>>585318370WOAH nellybaby making sex with ankha
>>585317573I don't know anything about Bokewon2 except that Brock had deadbeat parents and Ash had a hateboner for Misty early on
>>585317603nta but what's wrong with the air strike? i like that the rockets are harder to see so pyros have a harder time airblasting themalso dumping your whole mag on a sentry is funny
>>585318908BW2 being black & white 2, the sequel to black & whitethe games are largely unrelated to the anime>Ash had a hateboner for Misty early onI wouldn't say it was a hate boner, Ash was just the typical clueless shounen protag and Misty was tsundere for him
Thoughts on max's severed head?Did you ever actually wear it?I'm ashamed to admit that I had a pure black loadout for Scout using max's head at some point in 2012
>>585319582sniffSNIIIIIIIIIIIIFF
>>585319582holy fucking baby making sex with.. zhao? whichever bunny that is my cock is going in there
newfag tourist who only uses /v/, what the fuck does this player mean? he says i'm infamous for liking Unikitty
>>585319582honestly I should probably hoard those considering the rarityAre they still used as trading currency?
>>585317573Oh, you definitely shouldBW2 is the best Pokemon game imo
furry ass on tf2g? more likely than you think
>>585319582
>>585318370>>585319582why do you guys keep posting those things while I'm fragging...
>>585319872>UnikittyThe lego character? She had the misfortune of coming out after the brony boom so she was subsequently claimed and defiled by them and he probably means that
>>585319093ah, thank you >>585319872i have no idea who you are so idk the contextcould it have something to do with your profile pic or name?he probably doesn't mean this thread anyway>>585319914i thought i remember hearing that heartgold and heartsilver were the best
>>585320698he specifically mentioned /vg/ so i thought he meant this thread
>>585320881I honestly don't remember any unikitty posting here
>>585320881yeah idk man that character hasn't been posted here at alleither he's a schizo or it has something to do with your name/profile picjust curious, post a link to his profile?
>>585320698>i thought i remember hearing that heartgold and heartsilver were the bestThat's a lot of people's opinion (mine included) but there is no singular consensussome genwunners will still tell you R/B/Y is the best>>585321053Ditto, I don't think I've ever seen her posted here
>>585321297nothing's ringing a bell
>>585321297>this raposa is covered in trash>bunch of references to being stinkyJust a dumb furry trying to be judgemental over other people liking furry characters, many such cases
please....the flamethrower bugs....
>>585321297>deletedlmao wapo got butthurt enough to spam reports
Are you guys playing on party /v/an this weekend :D
matchmaking prioritizes putting you in dead servers because that's closer to a comp style 6v6 playercount
why are fat furry butts so common round here?
>>585327440because tf2g is based
8 more days until Hallowen. Damn, where does the time go?
>>585329390the days fly by when you're busy having baby making sex with hex
EXCUSE ME! I'M GETTING A LITTLE SLEEPY
Man I love me some tf2
>>585333498SighWhat does sex feel like
>>585333716do you want to find out
>>5853321626
>>585333498baby making sexbreastfeeding milking
>>585338751i couldn't see the bloody bombs
>>585338008>>>585261017
>open tf2g while at work>instantly hard because of all the based imagesFuck....
>First game back after months>The top scorers on both teams are Spy>Spy on the enemy team has an Aussie Knife called "Dedication" with the desc being the definition.>Our Spy complains about afterburn and begs us to not lose because he's doing jack shit
whats the deal with bricks anyway
oh, you're live on twitch?
>>585344059ok but the streamer dont get in trouble because some sperg says nigger
>play mvm>guy with f4 script>sucks at the gamelol3
>cool ass sword>great design and model >a Mister Royzo original from Fancy vs Nasty >instantly invokes nostalgia for Smissmas 2010>"This sword was never GREAT, but what if we made it actual shit?" - Valve
>>585344286They do though.Also you get banned if a banned streamer shows up on your stream, even if you're irl streaming and they follow you around.
they're gonna replace australium drops with Hand of Australian Midas, a 1-time use tool to australiumize any weapon in the game
>Harvest Event"... Not this "Emporium" shit. Just plain-ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no gay gimmicks, no spellbooks, not created by a pedophile, not named after a dead meme, not created by a 14 year old using the workshop for the first time, no OCs, hidden textures, or ten mile long sightlines, simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb, 2 words, it's mother fucking, God damned, sons-of-bitchin', fuck-fuck-fucking HARVEST EVENT!
>>585345956That's retarded. I'm certain you're retarded.
>>585346124yeah it is retarded which is why they'll do it
>>585345351>They do though.not really
>>585346120That really was his best bit
>Enemy ults>Pull out sandwich and eat it>Their pyro stops to burn me during the heal and wastes half the uberFeels good to be a heavy guy
When you're doing sonar sweeps as Heavy do you prefer to scan clockwise or counterclockwise?
>>585328007More like mentally sick.
>>585355518>sonar sweeps???
>>585327440Because they are saving tf2g.
>>585360702From what?
>>585362272from itself
>>585254546Isn’t Vipes a millionaire? Why is he begging for money
>ÜberCharge 2 teammates at once.>9.6% of players have this cheevo
>>58536605790% of players pretend they're in meet the medic every time they play medic
>>585366057bots, niggabots
>>585358918Turning 360 (when there's no action happening) so you don't get backstabbed
>practically every death I have is a crit or there being 5 fucking people rushing the same spot at once>but I get no crits and half my team feels AFK or lost in their own fucking heads
>>585362458Who's this delectable tomboy?Also, why does the website keep saying there's been abuses from my IP and not let me post when I try to post in incognito mode, but I can post just fine in a normal browser window? It also keeps giving me the "you must wait 60 seconds before posting" message in incognito mode about every 5 minutes if I try to post again.
>>585373052yasmine from street fighter
>>585346120>Harvest event>pic of Harvest>no ten mile long sightlines
>>585346120what makes harvest so tf2core despite being an objectively bad map with godawful sightlines?
>I was just trying to fix the bugs from the ga->Why? Why now!?!? Leave them there! Where do you get these fucking idiots? LEAVE THE FUCKING BUGS THERE. I love fucking bugs in my game, I pixelwalk at night so I can divebomb the enemy Medic in the morning! Alright? So leave the COCKSUCKING BUGS, WHERE THEY ARE.
>>585362458>>585375202baby making sex with yasmine
There he is, the King of Joysticks!
>>585309760Sometimes I just like running stock because it’s what’s pure and universal for the classes. Other times I’m being a contrarian asshole to spite the meta. And if not, the Sandwich does enough for the teammates I attempt to heal and protect and as a full heal for myself.
>>585377232Because it's comfy, and the sightlines are only bad if you're standing still (ie playing Sniper, so it only punishes Sniper players)
>>585378631kek
Is it still possible to make extremely long weapon name/descs?
>>585377232For me it's Granary. Faggots play literal shit like Badwater, Upward, etc. non-stop but Granary is true TF2core. Embodied by the sheer back and forth of it while still being a map EVERY class has a place on. Flank routes for Scouts, Spies and for Engies to tuck teleports into. Sightlines for Snipers, indoor close range places for everyone else. Perfection.
>>585381642No, that exploit got patched
>join pub>see vacc Medic (doesn't matter if it's an ally or enemy)>immediately leave the serverVacc Medic trannies need to be killed IRL. No one should be using that shit in dipshit Casual pubs. You're a monolithic faggot if you do. Simple as.
>the sightlines are only bad if you're standing stillthis nigga actually thinks snipers can't hit moving targets lmao
>>585385473friendly fire sister
>>585385473Says the guy who uses that image, and I use the vaccinator.
>90 seconds apart sameroach woke up
ALL RISE FOR THE COMPETITIVE TF2 NATIONAL ANTHEMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8B_a0ZHNj8
>>585378631>fix a bug>make the tech even more restrictive due to autistic advancements in sub communities pretty much invalidating it>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjvUckcWdHM>never walk it backwhat did they mean by this?
>>585386602>friendly fireNo, that's only if I linked a Genshit picture. THE tranny quarantine game of chink games
>>585377232What a sniffable pantsu
ka-BOOOOOOOOM
why do custom huds all make my game chugliterally they all knock off at least 200 fpsnormally i average 350 and now its 120
>>585392884bitcoin miner
>>585385473>most fun weapons all got gutted over the years from comptard feedback>shit like the vac somehow is still up
>>585398452holy shitshe needs paizuri correction for having tits that big
>>585398452>most fun weapons all got gutted over the years from comptard feedbackthen why didn't they do it sooner>GRU was a weapon designed specifically around compfaggotry in its entirety>Balancing even before gun mettle, tough break or meet your match was still with mind to compfags in certain regards to weapons, see gunboats, loose cannon, random damage spread for weapons before becoming fixed values which was most prevalent on grenade launchers like the loch n load>robin walker cites grass roots compfag community as apart of their decisions even before all of the things people point towardstell me is it:>compfagsthat ruined the weapons or the:>retarded "NEATO" cs:go formula copying devs who've never played team fortress or 2 extensivelythat ruined them you uninformed finger pointing troglodyte>comptro-compfags literally bend over casualniggers and skull fuck them to death then proceed to forget that they did because that's just them going through the movements, compniggers literally don't even think about the retards on a bird watching messaging board think about.
>>58534474715% damage vuln while drawn is less punishing than the max health chop it used to give at all times.The real headscratcher is what the fuck were they thinking when they removed the charge duration upside entirely and made it a worse half-zatoichiit's still the best general purpose sword for when playing with grenades and a shield.
>>585401696the charge duration is still there though?also isn't the katana better since it has practically no downside?
>>585401852no, in the Tough Break update they changed it.>Claidheamh Mòr>Removed charge duration bonus>Now restores 25 health on kill>Removed health penalty>Now increases damage taken while active by 15%They reverted most of it in Jungle Inferno, but that was 2 years where the original mechanic specifically made for the Claidheamh Mor literally didn't exist.
>>585157934Moolivia would have been a better filename, shit.
>>585402581I was just about to fulfill my end of the bargain by paying you in exposure but I guess you did it for mehttps://files.catbox.moe/uzbp1p.png
>>585402581>>585402926paizuri and refilling my mad milk bottles with olivia and also drinking said milk
>>585402926I'm taking the (you)s for myself.
>>585402581>>585402926oh my
>>585402581>>585402926I need some milk
engie bnuuy https://imgchest.com/p/wl7lnwvox4x
>>585405326would make babies with this engie
>>585405326engie needs breeding correctionalso cute marisa
>>585405326Trans Furtress 2 approved!
>>585405326A good choice
>>5853738397
>>585407637
>Casual Rank 1 player with Steam profile set to private, chain of random numbers as username, basic Killstreak Bazaar Bargain but no Strange, on a 33-frag streak>Nobody on the server thought this was strange until I pointed it outIs the game populated entirely by nonsentient NPCs now or what?
>>585407637need to grab that tummy
>>585407637baby making sex with zhao
>>585408161>>Nobody on the server thought this was strangethey can read and as you said the gun wasn't strange
>>585408359True.
>>585405326I like the marisa
>>585407637love handles more like PLAP handles
>>585411386Both.
>>585408161>Is the game populated entirely by nonsentient NPCsYeah pretty much. All those people raised on iPads have an underdeveloped cortex.
>try to play Engie on defense>there are no good actual spots for sentries that arern't spammed super easily>teammates never respond to or do ANYTHING about the obvious long distance spamming happening to the nest that is keeping them from completely collapsing under the enemy's weight and my shit gets destroyed non-stop even with Wrangler>never get to be the rat Engie of Offense that just hides the teleporter in the enemy's walls with a sentry guarding it in a hard to spam spot because it's not holding the objective (all sight lines of the objective MUST be bad for sentries for some fucking reason) as I funnel teammates through it into the meat grinder>mfw
>>585405631>>585406563>>585407037>>585407637>>585411280:) thanks mayne
>>585408161looking back, the game going f2p really raped it>cheaters cheating blatantly and not hiding it because they can make endless accounts for free>botters being able to cause a crisis because endless accounts for freeif it had stayed the same price, or just had its price lowered, tf2 would be a walled garden. instead its an open air favela
>>585415134you shouldn't put a sentry in a spot where it can be spammed from long rangeyou should put your teleporter exit in a spot where your teammates coming out of it will protect a flank route your sentry can't cover, and put your dispenser somewhere behind cover near an objective, or behind cover near the teleporter exit
>>585417383anyone who is enough of a scumbag to cheat with free accounts is enough of a scumbag to scam someone or use stolen credit card information to fund their petty bullshit. raising the bar just makes it slightly more annoying to do, but a dedicated shitbag doesn't mind an inconvenience because it's a 1 time inconvenience compared to having dozens of accounts ready to go.it's not like people didn't cheat when the game was 20 dollars retail
>>585415134Engie skill expression is 50% map knowledge, 5% niche autismo shit that only rears its head in TF2ber gameplay guides, and 45% knowing how to beg in comms for someone to go pybro.Seriously getting some cuck to switch to pyro with homewrecker and nail his nutsack to your sentry makes it outright impossible to push for BLU, even with uber, it's fucking disgusting
>>585417719>raising the baryou can never prevent 100% of crimes, you can never avoid 100% of accidents, you can never win 100% of matches. this caveat should not need to be stated because anyone not retarded would know it alreadyfags made the same argument during the bot crisis, "actually valve is right, it really is treadmill work coz botters can make new accounts" except it turns out valve just nuked them and they fucked off. the last time i encountered bots was half a year ago and it was a mere four of them queueing together as sniper. presumably ran by another scriptkiddie who thinks hes imperial japan's last soldiersame went for cheatnigger groups. now imagine if they had to pay 20 buckaroos per account just to get in the front door?
>>585417383>>585418850trvke, saying "people would still cheat" is ignoring the fact that way less people would cheat due to the barrier of entryit's a crime of opportunity, in the same way an unlocked car is way more likely to get stolen than a locked car>might as well not lock the car because it could still get broken into!
Camping this spot on Dustbowl is so comfyThe guy in vc is playing "Goodbye to Montana"I have killed four spies
I don't wanna use the crossbow or the rescue ranger or the powerjack or the wrangler or the sandvichbanana these meta weapons feel so suffocating
Then dont, nobody is forcing you to
I have to I am very susceptible to peer pressure
>>585421801tf2 is blessed to be a decently big multiplayer game where 99.99% of the playerbase is immune to the esports/compfag delusionoutside of a very small and zero-influence cabal of 30 year olds, nobody in your games are going to be demanding votekicks or threatening to report you for trolling for not playing meta, the way people do in other games where ranked gamemode is considered the main mode and where all the players are esports obsessed freakspick whatever random shit you enjoy using man
>>585402581MOO!!! GOOD!!
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
plap plap plap
>>585430353there is nothing to discuss anymore
>>585430353not enough giant olivia tiddies>>585431307me @ teri
>>585430353lack of plapcakes
Is there a bigger red flag in TF2 than a Pyro/Scout wearing the Head Prize?
>>585434407
>>585434407You're deleting these too quickly, give us more time to appreciate them
>>585407637i gueass ill have sex with the fat bnuuyalso tf2
>>585434407>>585434921baby making sex with cats and bunnies
>>585434921god i wish that were me
dear diaryplayed against one of Those kinds of snipers and to be frank I'm not in a very good mood
Got recommended this todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6qX8SS3O5g
have you ever just completely styled on someone?
>>585443885no I'm bad
>>585444250same desu but you just get better over time. it's really fun doing something you couldn't do yesterday
>>585444730I'm surprised there are still people playing this gamemode
>>585444730>same desuthis humblebrag shit is not endearing>you just get better over timeyou get older over time and your fine motor skills and reaction time diminish rapidly in your 20's
>>585444730>but you just get better over timemaybe you do
>>585445061i am 30 years old. also I tried going into IM this season and got rejected from every team I tried out for. I am literally as open as you can be>>585444991rgl cup. pugs still run though
>>585445061yeah that's why the best tf2 player is like in his 30s or some shit and still dominating everyone, that's just a cope lol
lack of furry plapcakes up in here
>>585445175who's the best tf2 player "in his 30s or some shit"? you mean bunny? the guy so washed he got kicked from his own team? the guy dominating everyone so hard he's dying to randoms repeatedly on stream, then seething at his chat? that guy?
>>585447924b4nny didn't get kicked from his team. Literally everyone on his old rosters gave up playing seasons. Habib can't go to lan cause legal trouble. b4nny's favorite roamer was blaze, hasn't played a game since 2021. Marmaloo is a teacher. Arekk is a med studentTf2 comp scene is dead. There's 4 invite teams. Couple years ago it was 8There's 5 main teams. 6 im teams. People give up on the game. b4nny's biggest fault is he didn't
>TF2 wiki is still deadHow am I suppose to grind for my wiki cap?
>>585445884sorry here you go
>>585157934What shirt cosmetics you think gives the fempyro the biggest busty boobie milkers. Not necessarily a specific mod, just your opinion/vibe.
>>585448931>legal troublewhat happened
>>585448931>everyone moved on or just treats tf2 as a casual video game>b4nny has been playing the same game for 18+ yearsbased or depressing
>>585418850you do realize that those items arent "locked", right? he was able to put them on a bot because for some ungodly reason you can still trade for a certain amount of time after you get gamebanned on day 0
>>585450023It's hard not to think of it in terms of mods because it IS a modObjectively it's the Lunatic's Leathers followed by the North Polar Fleece because both of those have mods that make her tits bigger while wearing them and are usually includedWithout a mod you're dipping into imagination territory in which case you can probably fit some big milkers underneath the Hot Case
>>585450792Question is: did he manage to do that? Because I’m guessing not.
>>585448931so he got booted from his team cuz he was washedyou know froyo is still playing w/o him right
>>585448931It will eternally be funny that there are constantly tf.tv threads with people unable to understand why people don't want to play competitive then in the same breath will decry "pubbers" for some dicerolled reason.>>585450268It's kind of an unspoken rule that noone talks about it on tf.tv at least but from what I gathered it's something involving domestic violence and/or home detention. I don't know how anyone could bring themselves to play with someone who is a spousal abuser if that is indeed what happened.>>585445061I've found that my reflexes both in and out of game have become better as I've aged, not worse.
>>585450891Fair enough. Just wanted to see the options. Thinking to invest in cosmetics for my future gf.
>>585452169>I've found that my reflexes both in and out of game have become better as I've aged, not worse.you're mistaken then, that's not how the human body works, otherwise older athletes wouldn't get phased out for younger ones in cases where reaction time matters
>>585453021I don't understand why you'd say I'm wrong about something in real life, personal to me, when you have no idea who I am and know nothing about me. I'm not saying it's the case for everyone and I know the trend is that motor skills deteriorate as one ages, I'm talking about my own experience.
>>585454093People cannot be objective when it comes to themselves. We're currently in a ~15 year long global mental health crisis where people actually think they can change genders due to this phenomenon.
>>585434407>>585434921moar
>>585450891>dicking around loadouts.tf with gf to see if she settled on fav loadout/“sona”>she likes vampire magic & military stuff , I’m like more scifi>makes a cool skull military look>asks about fempyro mods and their busts (she draws/likes voluptuous or cow tits character) >off hand mention Lunatic Leather mods makes boobs look bigger, not sure if they are tho>makes an xeno space biker and loves her.Hopefully sfm/blender artists can easily make skin grey/black on the LL, if we ever decide to commission.Haven’t decided on mine yet, I would like beetle or cyborg look.
thoughts on mvmlobby?
>>585449023You could redo the entire wiki in a different language and they'd still deny you one>NO CAP FOR YOU!
>>585459403if it had actual lobbying systems like tf2center or anticheat autokick system integration like TF2 Bot Detector I would understand it but right now it just comes off as a petty way of getting the last laugh and circlejerk which is shit no one cares about
>>585462287think its a good way to mark players as cheaters or griefersbut yeah agreed
>>585462287do anime girls act this messy in real life
>>585450373based if he's still having fundepressing if he's only doing it for the sunk cost or addiction (most likely)
>>5854509148
>>585455964Neat still seeing L4D cosplays in the big 2026
>>585417605>you shouldn't put a sentry in a spot where it can be spammed from long rangeEvery spot that holds an objective has an angle it can be spammed from>you should put your teleporter exit in a spot where your teammates coming out of it will protect a flank route your sentry can't coverThis is literally the "you can bring a horse to water but you can't make it drink" analogy. It don't matter if you put the tele somewhere to try and funnel teammates into guarding a flank or keeping the enemy off a spam angle, for some reason these apes make it a point to just go funnel into main and die on repeat or do nothing on some other completely useless route of the map.
>>585471565L4D is just too strong
>>585435269https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I9knvF6XSi4
>>585464568They aren't real.
>>585455964Is that BlessedViva?
>>585474804he looks like he's a chill guy, and not a fat spic obsessed with goreso no
>>585417892Unfortunately even when people go Pybro they have the attention span of a goldfish, get bored and start chasing shit instead of guarding the nest.
>>585475498the absolute highest level of engie skill expression is leveling up your charisma irl enough to get a girlfriend who is willing to pybro for you
>>585475871I don't wanna deal with foids or femboys/troons tho, both are retarded and mentally ill
>>585477405them get a moid to do it
Would the Soldier kill a 40k Commisar becuase Commie-sar?
>>585477617I'm not gay
>get bored of regular pubs>try to look back into the Freak Fortress/VSH servers cause Valve's official Saxton Hale mode sucks and has shit maps>basically none of them are populated anymore and the one that is, is Russian and leads to a 2fort serverWhat the fuck happened to the VSH/FF community servers?
>>585477405>The thought of getting a bro to pybro never crosses anon's mindAh yes, the mysterious sigma male loner chad aurafarmer..
>>585434921why would a bunny be this fat
>>585481273nice rolls
>>585479415panda-community FF servers are pretty active, just not around the clock
>tf2 wiki down for so long that it's disappeared from google resultslazy shits
>>585479415>try to look back into the Freak Fortress/VSH servers cause Valve's official Saxton Hale mode sucks and has shit mapsThere're two dominative communities for this:Panda FF2, the VSH server died there, it's barebones and doesn't come online very frequently, one note is that the players there are standouts in terms of DM performanceDISC-FF which has FF2 but most of the hales there are generic and the FF2 Boss vs Boss they have is extremely autistic which has a lot of custom stuff that dwarfs everything else currently on the marketSkial FF2 exists but it's dogshitThere's also the vs ponyville servers which're online most weekends if you're a USfag and can tolerate their faggotryPanda community also has the most competent deathrun department based off of map selection.
>pyro sees me with a cheaters lament on>Says that i'm old as fuck and calls me an unc
>>585484160So a lot of them are only online at certain times now and the rest are just ass? Bruh.
>>585485148pretty much, just the nature of the game being dead and said servers being comprised of frequenters who've been playing for over a decade, not a single one isn't without the same people as a result.
>>585484160Deathrun is a dead slop gamemode unfortunatelyEveryone who is actually dedicated to playing it still only wants to be on Geometry Dash memorization slop maps like steamworks, neonoir or mikumikumiku where everyone else who doesn't know how to beat it is forced to watch some no lifer go through a long boring obstacle course instead of having fun on an actual deathrun map braving the traps or watching others die to them
>>585485819>Everyone who is actually dedicated to playing it still only wants to be on Geometry Dash memorization slop maps like steamworks, neonoir or mikumikumikuBut that's like the best part, mikumiku and steamworks I can understand because they're too fucking long or hard, like with miku, but neonoir ends really quickly per round, has tons of traps and despite getting spammed to death from playing it 5~ years ago was very entertaining, it's only now people cry about the "parkour" maps because of the player enshittification over the years.cybertower is literally the best deathrun map in existence bar none.
>>585485819I used to like Deathrun. Has it really gotten that bad?
>>585485730not dead though
>>585486805Yes, people used to like fun maps like cocainum, crash bandicoot and other silly ones that gave you a break from the seriousness of the game but then you have tryhards like the guy above you who unironically say "player enshittification" because people don't just want KZ in their DR experience
>>585487751in terms of how many times the culture has shifted, it's pretty much been dead since 2017 because everything is just dogshit online fad culture imports.>eceleb scene is dead in the water with TF-tubers being a bygone breed and the few that rise are either making content NOT about the game or are making autistic content about specifics or other stuff>casual continues to eat away at the game's player count bit by bit over the years, let alone the seasonal update facade garbage that has lost its veil, revealing the stagnative nature of things nowadays>nothing new to talk about, compfag scene is dying or is about to give way entirely, jumpfaggotry scene died over 10 years ago and only the autists remain, the few that come in barely make an impact nowadays nor stick aroundyeah it is fucking dead, this is a corpse of a game that looks well and alive but is rotting under its own weight>>585487993>you have tryhards like the guy above you who unironically say "player enshittification" because people don't just want KZ in their DR experiencewant to know something funny, when NEONOIR was making its rounds being on 24/7, no one bitched, cried, whined, or spoke ill of it and the people back then were actually better than the average person playing now, more tolerant and were way more hyped when someone beat booby or the other boss in question, also>KZlol, deathrun's kz is chicken shit, it's basic ended platforming or airstrafing and doesn't require that much to conquer.
>>585488636Your whole argument here is that people will "bitch" and "whine" in chat instead of just leaving when they are end up on a map they don't like
>>585319058also nta but it feels like a liberty with extra stepsless damaging rockets never feel good + people surf your projectiles most of the time meaning you can't even hit them with a full salvo
>>585405326Would have been perfect if she had boots on.
I miss community servers with wacky, zany maps
>>585490064That's exactly what they did and still do, it's very funny to me how the newest wave of people coming into the game or for the matter "veterans" have the backbone strength of rice paper.People back then were built different and the newest ones are missing out on literal autistic challenge kino.
ok so i have a list of the top waifus of this general, but what class would they be?
>>585490678Hikariengi
>>585490678Oppailivia would be heavyKyojirilivia would be scoutBothlivia would be sniperSkinnylivia would be spy
>>585490678fempyro is ... pyro
>>585173173i needed them
>>585490151sniffing my screen
>>585462287>>585469002>>585485819>>585486805>>585490151baby making sex and paizuris
>>585490151pls more
>>585490151plapping
>>585495073>neededgood thing you don't need them anymore
>>585496205well i might still kind of now i wanted to give them my unusuals
>>585496262hahaha pathetic
>>585496376iknow
>>585495258paizuris with shupos?how the hell does that work?
>>585496880it's a mistery
>>585451032the only person who is still playing in the last non g6+froyo roster is logan and hubert. logan is currently playing on the same team as g6 and hubert is playing advanced rn
>wiki still downit's never coming back is it
>>585497947Why is it still down?
>>585497947They can make that shit static...
>>585499813>PHP security issue>Most websites affected (like 4chan) were down for 1-2 days tops to implement the latest fix>TF2 Wiki is so outdated they have to backport a bunch of previous fixesEven on a good day the wiki would often struggle to load pages. It's just poorly managed, surprised they haven't been hacked yet
>>585497425paizuri with this big shupos' shupos specifically
>>585457871>asks about fempyro mods and their busts (she draws/likes voluptuous or cow tits character) Holy shit how did you get so lucky? That's a keeper. I wish I had a gf that liked giant cow tits.>Hopefully sfm/blender artists can easily make skin grey/black on the LL, if we ever decide to commission.Good news, it already exists
>>585503194C, 3, ESimple As
>>585503194>>585503790For me it's D on RED and C on BLU. E is also acceptable
>>585503194A 4 A (but with E below the bodysuit)
>>585504425I think A is meant to be like her skin is the same color as her mask (which is always a bit weird) but a bodysuit is a valid way to interpret it
>>585505182plap
>>585505182>(which is always a bit weird)eh, I like it
>>585503194who tf picks 6
>>585505182living rubber lady
>>585505182built for paizuri
>>585505929don't...
>>585477405hey i'm not retarded :(
>>585505975don't what? shove my dick between those funbags? too late
>>585506120don't say that word
>>585505379This guy I guess>>585505310Issue is just thinking about a gas mask being your face is weird. But I don't hate the idea of her skin being gray
>>585506217>>585506225built for baby making sex
becoming fempyro is so hard but nothing worth doing in life is easy
>>585506225oh, I just like the skin being that color, no mask head face whatever please
>>585506217I built that>>585506615Fair enough
>>585506225plapping
>>585490151they're less damaging, but not liberty launcher tier, plus you get the bonus of it snowballingyou just need to be a little more accurate with your rocketsi suppose suggesting it's the best all rounder was inaccurate thoit has more applications, but a worse baseline
>>585506418>>585506767aaagghh
>>585503194holy fuck E is so hot how do i get this>>585505182need to lose my inventory to her cleavage
>>585508136(You)
>>585509009i'm not baiting i've given someone else like 30 australiums
>>585508136>holy fuck E is so hot how do i get thisIt's part of the revamp mod that came out somewhat recently. Unfortunately the creator had some sort of puritan meltdown and decided to stop working on ithttps://gamebanana.com/mods/542647
I have been waiting in queue for zombie infection for 20 minutes
>>585509260>the thing i AM not doing because of gooners is releasing the next thing i had planned, witch was a version that made fempyro super curvy and made her ass jigglewhat could have been...
Why do people rarely play Heavy?
>>585509673It's disappointing to be sure, don't know what led to his meltdown. I'm steam friends with someone that knew him and we were relaying to him ideas for cosmetics when suddenly he just dropped it one day
>>585496880is it that hard to imagine? some people call it naizuri if you are a visual learner
>>585510126>>585510297plapping
>>585510126need her farts so bad
>>585511101this but it's pyro's healing smell good fartrs
>>585510126>>585510297impregnating
>>585511519All farts smell bad.
>>585511719no they don't, my ex had farts that literally smelled like nothing (the reason i have this kink and a foot fetish too, she groomed me into both of htem)
>>585509673Why even tell people if he's not gonna work on it
>>585509878>no alt playstyles or sidegrades that change his "shoot gun" approach to everything>slow>surprisingly weak at 1v1s since he's either corner peaked until death, outranged or/and outdamaged unless he's right at your face>prime spy and sniper strange weapon farm targetYou could just play engi and let a bot be your stationary sentry instead.
>>585513359milky milky gimme milkies
>>585511719>>585512001It's based on your diet, if you eat nothing but trash it will smell bad >>585513152Out of a weird contempt for your audience I suppose. He was also teasing a Frogmann's Fittings refit that he never released. He should just dump the files for someone else to use somewhere
>>585509878I like playing Heavy
>>585513841sex
>>585513359paizuri and nursing handjobs with bocchi's bocchis
>>585509878I don't want to have to babysit a Medic
>>585199759when you think about it fempyro is taokaka codedor maybe i'm schizo
>>585199759hi cake I'm plapping
>>585515116Nah I get what you mean, both of them are whimsical and easily excited but also built for breeding
>>585381961based. i fuckin love granary
>>585505379pyro
>>585455964>Shephard on the leftfucking based
>>585515387>>585515903punishing fempyro for burning the dinner again by plapping her in the kitchen (she's doing it on purpose)
>>585516363look are you gonna breed me or not
>>585506225>chubbyMAXIMUM plapping
tf2?
>>585515387i was thinking more 'faceless sexy retard' but i like your funny words magic man
>>585503194That’s good then.Should match the xeno head she made.Got a few ideas for my heavysona, wish majority of shirt model didn’t clip with the purity fistC,3, A
>>585516772That is one way to boil down what I said yeah>>585516648fempyro is tf2
>>585516648Yeah? People are discussing it right there; >>585381961 >>585515456
>>585503194>people picking A for skinYou people disgust me.>pyro colors don't perfectly match coffee colorsFIX IT
>>585517278HOLY
actually wait no that clip suckedi deleted all my cool clips because they weren't that cool the day after
>>585517278burying my dick in there and never taking it outgetting married while my dick is still in therebaby making sex afterwards
>>585517278howwtf
>>585516648porn addicts are wearing the once great corpse of this game; unfortunate!
>>585517278does she have that water retention disease like loverandalin
paizuri? more like pyrozuri
>>585509878>dependency on a Medic if you're newIn pubs there are only one or none. Hoarding one for yourself 24/7 doesn't work unless enemy team is full of 10 hour F2Ps.>tons of downsides that need to be adapted on the fly. Slow to move, slow to deploy, prioritized target by pick classes.You can toss lunchboxes to Medic but also curtain a decloak noise that'd indirectly cause a backstab with rev ups.Free to be a fatscout to mobilize against pick classes, but you need to keep track of dispenser and map knowledge to memorize health kits.>positioning becomes your best ally and also enemy due low mobilityRevealing yourself too early or out of range allow enemy team to completely shut you down by focus fire.You need all the utility you have if you can not abuse heights and dive bombs to surprise.>Surprisingly have depth for some class with limited mobilityFiguring out when to dip and fatscout was hard, but understanding when to jump rev and bait rev was harder.
>>585518596Yeah
<3
>>585518596LOL SISTER, Team Fortress 2? More like Troon Furtress 2
>>585519119>those hipsholy shit
>>585519119>>585519387paizuri correction needed
>>585519314but wait, there's morehttps://files.catbox.moe/mn0hfw.jpg
>>585519748175hp of thighs and tummy
>>585516648>tf2?This place has seen better days, surely when the update comes out
>>585520242
sigh... another year of getting 5 bird heads but no pyro wings...
>>585520424Get some transmute fodder, you can do it
>>585520646meh, i can wait. it took years and years to get the creature's maw
>>585513841teto <3flatty wife
>>585519119>>585519748source?
>>585520242>surely when the update comes out
>>585523545creamygravy
>>5855172783dpdyuck
>>585526364my brother also she had cellulite which is :vomit: looks like cottage cheese in a pillowcase
>>585526364https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I9knvF6XSi4
>>585526364first time I'm saying this but the shupofag is wrong >>585527062ok homo
>map has always open easily accessible underworld portal that gives guaranteed crits and uber and rare spellare mapmakers literally retarded, what do they think is going to happen
>>585526364tell em like it is
>>585527496why do you think it's gay to dislike cellulite? it's disgusting. if there was no cellulite and she was still just as thicc, it'd be fine
Rape mvm players, rape mvm players, torture mvm players, doxx mvm players, perpetual torment in the deepest pits of tartarus for mvm players
>>585527062cellulite is based
>>585525004dude's artstyle fell off hard, his older work is better, especially with the shading and colors
>>585527817it shows that the ass is 100% natural and not some brazilian butt lift or silicone fake shit I used to not like it but the more I got into MILFs and fat asses the more it grew on me
>>585527298pretty much!
You now remember Phoneyland.
>>585529386Remember? I ain't forgot about it pal, you're gonna see it in this year's Smissmas update! Say hello to Snowconeyland!
I like 2d fat butts3d fat butts are disgustingthese are more maneagable 3d butts
>>585529630
>>585529630>3d fat butts are disgustingok homobaby making sex with both of those regardless
>>585529630Those girls aren't hot.
>>585529534build for NTR with Olivia and Miss Pauling
>>585530196ACTUAL homo right here
>>585529534nevr got the hate for this fat ugly bastard, the few times i played the mode it was fun
>>585529630those butts are literally perfect>>585530196faggot
>>585528287:puke:>>585528378if you need cellulite to tell if an ass is fake or not i got bad news for you brother>>585529630plap
>>585529630I hate 3D women. I hate cottage cheese looking asses. But you have a good take and those are good 3DPD butts. Here's a (You). Now be LESS of a nigger and make this TF2 related and name your top 3 non-Halloween maps, and if any of them are Badwater, Upward, or Dustbowl, you fucking die.
>>585529630they poop from there
>>5855303961. Gravelpit2. Granary3. Gooning to fat, jiggly, cellulite-dimpled fempyro ass
>>585530357I'm not saying you NEED it, just that it's a clear sign of itthose two things are not mutually exclusive
>>585530397in my mouth, hopefully
>>585530472>GravelpitGay>GranaryA good pick.>cellulite asses at allMega Gay
>>585530396>>585530472baby making sex with neco arc and fempyro >fat, jiggly, cellulite-dimpled fempyro assholy based
>>585530553>Gravelpit>GayHad it not been for the rules of this land I would have slaughtered you.
>>585530396NTA butt GravelpitFrontierDoublecross
>>585530196object truth, but these retarded gooners like bug women
says the literal bugman
>>585530396Mann ManorHelltowerGorge eventneutral on cellulite, I think it depends on the artistnot discussing 3dpd shit
>>5855303961. Doublecross2. Mountain Lab3. Coldfront>>585530472based
>>585530950>non-Halloween mapshow did you fuck up so badly
>>585531114cumbrains have 0 iq
>>585531156kek
>>585531114oh yeahmy badmountainlabgoldrushkong king
>responding to yourself in only 30 seconds gee I wonder how you knew that post wast there
>>585530396cp_oliviaplowplr_pipeoliviacp_oliviapit
>>585530661>>585530950>>585531039>>585531437baby making sex with azazel, blaze, fempyro (again), and olivia>>585531341egg making sex with lopunny
>>585530396ViaductGold RushDustbowlfat butts are good
>fat plapcake hours on tf2gfuck.....
>>585531380
>this entire thread
>>585531885we know you samefag on your phone so what is this supposed to proveyou even have android underscores in the filename lmao
>>585531967actual schizo hours
>>5855319671. i dont care enough, so stop projecting2. i thought seeing that would calm your sissyfit down but apparently it bolstered it; ngmi
>>585531904epic fail>>585531998epic win
>Troon Fortress 2 hoursWhat no update and porn addiction does to a poor soul...
>this entire th-MMMMMPH
look mom I samefagged 30 seconds apart again that'll show em
>>585530647There are better Attack/Defense maps than Gravelpit. Gravelpit is Dust Bowl tier ASS.
>>585532131me on the bottom
>>585531039>those mapsI disagree but none of them are bad enough for me to call you gay. I simply can't understand why anyone likes Mountain Lab outside of final point. The first 2 points are AIDS to play regardless of if on offense or defense unless you're a Sniper main who can actually land shots.
>>585528378cellulite is not really for everyone bro, you can't blame himit's the same with people who prefer perky and firm tits and hate saggy breasts, it's a preference kinda thing
>>585532358Those people are also wrong.>firm>tits
>>585532131that ankle is fucked up
>>585532470cumbrains have 0 standards
>>585530661>>585531437>>585530472>GravelpitSo many people with bad tastes in maps.
>>585532464young and perky ones are firm compared to kneeknocker granny saggers you can tie into a knot, especially if your waifu lifts a littleyour waifu IS a fit tomboy, right?
>>585532470probably used the model as a ref, fempyro's rigging is all sorts of scuffed
>>585532534You are without a soul, gravelpit is underrated and pure tf2
>>585532327It's a combination of it being comfy and relatively open, same reason why Mann Manor is my favorite Halloween map
>>585532523its not even that coomers will see literal cave drawings and lose all inhibitions (ngmi)
>>585532534Not only do I like gravelpit, I even like Halloween Gravelpit.
>>585530324wait it actually made it into the game? i literally haven't touched a single map released in the last 3 years
>>585532832how terrible
>>585532534gravelpit is good, you fagit's a classic
>>585532789>that ass>those love handles>that expression of clueless, barely-sentient sexthat dude draws prime chunky girls and needs to draw fempyro again. or miss pauling.
>>585530324I believe it was mostly a combination of Zesty brainwashing his drones into believing "Vscript bad" no matter how it's used and the design being really exaggerated even for TF2Even though it made sense for the objective to be large enough to always be visible, and he is actually likeable as a character>>585532931No, he's just talking about the response to it
>>585533010WOAHBABY MAKING
>>585533010
>>585533010please stop deleting I need a few more minutes to appreciate those bnnuy butts
>>585533042thank god i think it's off-putting because community-made characters tend to be cringe and poorly voice actedone artist cooked with a fanart of the administrator in 2008 and that's kinda it
>>585533298>community-made characters tend to be cringe and poorly voice actedthis, the mobster was yet more of this, and for a gamemode that nobody would play since playtesting figured out two decades ago that payload is civilian mode but good
>>585530337Brown asses are better.
>>585533502post examples
>>585533298>>585533468ACTUAL GOOD POSTS HOLY DO NOT LET TROONPORIUM FAGS CAMPING THIS THREAD GASLIGHT YOU INTO THINKING OTHERWISE.
>>585533502I can see why you'd think this, if you were a turkroach
>>585530950>>585181734
I just like the Mobstah because stereotypical Italian guys are funny
>>585533010Granary is a better classic
What should the next OP be?
>>585533683same
>>585533756my dick in your mom faggot now stop asking
>>585533042>Vscript badI mean... is there a single good use of vscript in the game?
what if pyro was good
>>585533756>>585529630>>585529630>>585529630>>585529630this should be the next OP>>585529630
>>585533468>playtesting figured out two decades ago that payload is civilian mode but goodtrvke>>585533572are there any unironic emporium defenders on /tf2g/ these days?
doomsday and hydro solo every other map in shit flinging 2
>>585534020reminder that casual hydro is STILL broken after 10 years
>>585533859Bit mean.
>>585533860Vscript is just a tool, it's like saying the electric saw is bad because we already had handsaws. I could give you examples of maps that I think used it well but it sounds like you'd just dismiss all of them because you're already convinced a tool is bad and not the hands that used it.
>>585533468>since playtesting figured out two decades ago that payload is civilian mode but goodholy shitthisi can't believe how people don't get thisthere's a reason why valve scrapped VIP for TF2 and reworked it into Payload insteadVIP fucking sucks
>>585533874what if pyro was goo
>>585533895That video has nothing to do with Team Fortress 2.
>>585534258that'd be rather messy
>>585534142nta but name them, i'm allergic to new maps
>>585534263Highly Incorrect.>>585534248Plapping both shupos.
>>585534345Nu-uh
>>585534315football? did you say football?
>>585534263>nothing to do with Team Fortress 210/10 OP
>>585534461I don't think so
>>585533727it's completely flat compshit
>>585534115fuck jill, fuck esports nu-valve, and fuck modern gayming
>>585533898yesanytime someone brings up v i p e s when nobody asked, it's some out of touch empooriumfag trying to use 4chan as his personal army
>>585534671wasn't even made for comp
>>585534258slimegirl fempyro ToT>>585534825doesn't matter
>>585534338VSH, I don't get why it's controversial, VSH is so iconic the game mode basically inspired asymmetrical multiplayer games. Vscript made it possible to put it in casual without Sourcemod. Odyssey uses it for the saw cutting the point at the end. You can use it to make sequences like that easier. Citadel used it to make the moving tank payload. Freaky Fair used it to port MvM upgrades into regular gameplay (it's totally unbalanced but it's fun to experience at least once IMO). If the wiki wasn't still down I would double check the other maps I also like Zombie Infection but that's a bit of a hot take
>>585535284>I don't get why it's controversialbecause it's a much worse version of the original
>>585535284there were plenty of asymmetrical games beforehand but it's the least worst vscrypt gamemode i'll give you the pointoddyssey and citadel seem like things that vscrypt made easier rather than possible but whateveri genuinely couldn't tell you what freaky fair and zombie infection look like, and i'm an autist that can rcognize gravel pit from 3 pixelscasual('s map pool) should be thanos snapped
>come home after a day of being bullied in school>boot up tf2>join versus ponyville server*fzzzzt*those were the days...
>>585535547Why? Just because it doesn't have the other bosses?He needed more abilities than just the super jump and rage, I really don't get this opinion>>585535627>oddyssey and citadel seem like things that vscrypt made easier rather than possible but whateverThat's kind of the point, Vscript is way easier than trying to cobble shit together via map logic and have it jankily try to run. If you hate all the custom game modes I think you should at least be able to appreciate that>i genuinely couldn't tell you what freaky fair and zombie infection look likeFair enough, they're both relatively new. Zombie Infection is like if one team was zombies and they had to infect the other team by killing them to win. Infected players turn into zombies. They gave the zombies unique abilities which are kinda cool.
>>585535284NTA, but vscript VSH is soulless and sterile compared to its freak fortress roots.Odyssey is neat I guess but the saw ragdolling and all that isn't strictly necessary. Also the final point turning into a capture point is kind of annoying and makes stealth caps/hail marys almost impossible for classes like spies, who already struggle to find usefulness on payload offense.Citadel is neat but holy shit that map runs like ass and it also has the final point becoming a control point problem iirc. Being able to build on the tank is also... certainly a choice.Freaky Fair was fun the first year but now everyone knows how to make the most annoying shitbuilds imaginable, so it's lost its luster.ZI is nice to finally have a definitive version I guess, since there were so many different variations of it over the years.I guess I just haven't seen it really used exceptionally, but I guess I'm glad it makes modding easier for map makers? If only they'd make and add good maps to the game.
>>585536180>NTA, but vscript VSH is soulless and sterile compared to its freak fortress roots.Losing the other bosses is a big loss yeah but it wouldn't have made sense as an "official" mode to have the other freaks there.I do think they could easily add other bosses like Old Nick and it's weird they haven't.>I guess I just haven't seen it really used exceptionally, but I guess I'm glad it makes modding easier for map makers? Yeah, like I described here>>585535913>If only they'd make and add good maps to the game.That's to be expected from a new tool suddenly being introduced, I'm sure people will get better at understanding how to use it
>>585483580Fixing the wiki is treadmill work, the next internet-wide cataclysm will eventually happen and they'd just need to fix it again
>>585536180>Being able to build on the tank is also... certainly a choice.maybe american players are fucking blind but i've never seen it work for more than 10 seconds
>>585536375euro players must also be blind because there's always a sentry and other buildings on top of the tank and if it goes down it gets rebuilt almost instantly, assuming blue doesn't get wiped out
>>585536180>Citadel is neat but holy shit that map runs like assDo you mean performance wise? I've never had issues with any TF2 maps and I play on a pre COVID laptop
>>585536595>>585536595>>585536595GOTTAM
>>585536512there's always a sentry on the cart because it's a gimmick, and it always gets taken down in 5 seconds because it's a gimmickalso OP reminder >>585529630
>>585536639YOU LOSE!
>>585536760you made a shitty tf2-related OP, i think you're the real loser here
>>585536879Floydfag isn't me, I made the OP and I would've done the fat butts if he wouldn't immediately report it
>>585536879I didn't make that thread.
>>585537104be brave next time>>585537151backpedaling i see
>>585536537yes, performance wiseit runs at a lower fps than most other maps and it can be a little hitchy even on bleeding edge hardwarethe map is simply too big and the game struggles
