Previous: >>585227404New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/qRdCSqwkg5M>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O, New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep ToshoCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>585258667me and the boys
>my sprint team is better than my long team stat and skill wise>i feel it's gonna suck so much on sprint
Hey baldies
>>585258667It's a Shinto tradition to cum inside Kita's umanko on New Year's Day to guarantee a successful year.
...
Grass Wonder raped me.I didn't like it. I loved it.Hopefully Grass will rape me and tongue my anus again.
Damn. Dream journey is hawt
2mama will play 15 hours a day and run 300 practice lobbies for haku data only to lose cm again
>>585258785am shintoist, can confirm
>>585258667Kita and her best friend Satono
>>585258896Xe does not understand haku outside of skill not activating
Describe how you were rape by your trainee
>>585258825Don't do it
>>585258825
>>585257612Witgod already told you tirelessly about itAlso dominators hit midgame most of the time, meaning it gets easier for her to overtake to pos 1-2
White Lightning Comin' Through!
ryan LOVE
>>585259069I've been begging Jordan to rape me
Bourbon LOVE
not playing this game has been pretty liberating. I'm having so much free time I never thought I'd have lost for this kusoge
>>585259349What could you possibly do in Umamusume for more than 20 minutes a day? The game plays itself and dailies take 10 minutes tops
>>585259115>hiding the feet
>/uma/club: 1 flatliner>autis/uma/: 1 flatliner>brick-182: 3 flatliners>dacchis: 5 flatliners>mambo: 1 flatliner>tamalove: 6 flatliners>uma&co: 7 flatliners>umadash: 5 flatliners>haythere: 2 flatliners>honsefun: 2 flatlinesreally makes you think
>>585259069I-I wouldn't even call it rape haha... She apologized afterwards anyways so its all good..
>>585259349Like posting on 4chin about how you're so free?
>>5852594342 hours of ace training every day, every 2 weeks
>>585258896Do you think he will finally snap if he loses again?This sprint cm is his last chance of winning a plat before xoguri becomes meta again
>>585258904wifeshin...
>>5852594345 borrows x 20 minutes = 1.5 hours wasted on umas that will probably be shit
>>585259492These numbers are outdated...
7 and I'll have bed breaking sex with Fukukitaru4 and I'll be punished by Shiraoki-sama for having lewd fantasies about her loyal follower
>>585259485Her right foot is in my mouth
>>585259485OHOOOHOOHOO BROTHERS I AM LOOKING FOR SOME FEEETS CAN YOU PLEASE POST THE FEETS WHY DID YOU POST IMAGE HIDING THE FEETS RELEASE THE FEETS BROTHER PLEASE I AM A FEET FIEND I NEED TO SEE SOME SOLES OR I CANNOT GET HARD JUST POST THE FEETS THE DIRTY SWEATY FEET WITH THE CRACKED PAINTED TOENAILS DELICIOUS AROMA THE FUNGUS YUM YUM I CAN'T GET ENOUGHFucking kill yourself disgusting footfag
>>585259778>778
>>585259563some people never learn from their mistakes
https://x.com/chris_flandre/status/2113223852461338768What program is this?Also would you sex the wife?
Suddenly have a strong urge to jerk off to Tosen Jordan
>>585259093
>>585259819Rice Shower would say this
>>585260016why did she do it
>>585259971Koikatsu
>>585259485I got you brother
>>585258871Fading my consciousness when I unload ropes inside Jani while I confess "I love you" plenty of times under a broken and raspy tone after she cooed to me "Cum now. Daddy."
>>585259819rice HERO
I still have 1 random 3* uma ticket to go through before I use the selector (I got Taiki from 1st). I was thinking about picking Spe but I heard somewhere that if I do the main story I'll get her for free. Well I think I did finish the main story but I didn't get anything. Did I get scammed?
Jordan hours?
>>585260164toes n jordan...
>>585260016Where's her massive tits?
>>585260246you need to use an uma with the best in japan gold skill as a parent in the final chapter. You get that from the team sirius card in the club point shop
>>585260330one of the cutest retards
>>585260330Tip toeing in Jordan
>clanking away my borrows for weeks>try to do some manual runs>get frustrated and go back to clankingGM will be better for sure, right gwos?
>>585259778How about 7 and you stop having fantasies about shiraoki and instead focus on your trainee
>>5852604637 and Kingu stops crying and has a good day
7 and you're all retarded4 and you're all gay
>>585260463I want Kingu to tickle my nose with her bush
>>585260330i love this goober
>>585260463>thinking that it'll ever get better
>>585260567WHAT THE FREAK
>>5852604657 and I provoke my trainee into raping me4 and I try to rape her myself (I know I will lose and she will rape me harder)
>>585259971Holy sex.I need to find a Nature card or make one myself.
>>585259563He likes to rot
>My club has 8 flatliners>It's all the top earnerswhoopsie
>>585260737holy shit i didnt know she was ballin like that
>>585260801I wish my club had flatliners but unfortunately the rest of them are just lazy and suck at the game
>>585260801My clanks are too good for you and this gay ass club. I didn't join a club to carry you all like sacks of potatoes
When the heck did we get so many Shity pieces
>>585260801UMASUMI BROS LETS PUSH FOR A
I wish you can do manual parent runs but with the cheat that clanker use to win impossible races. Waiting 50 mins is too damn long
>>585259971The Neicha pic you posted is hotter than linkrel
>>585260217extremely sex uma
>>585260084Huh, I am so used to see so many poor quality videos using koikatsu that I thought it was something else
Maybe you like Marche Lorraine now
>>585260801Isn't it too early to tell who's flatlining thanks to the maintenance fuckery, no one was playing
>>585260384So getting spe with the ticket is a waste then or is there some catch?
>>585261109I don't, no
>>585261109She watches me have sex with Yanko
>>5852609942d > 3dI don’t think you can make the models ultra sex without changing major aspects of it
>>585261109Getting bullied by fat tits isn't fun.
>>585261109I've always been a fan
>>585261109tits too big
>>585261148base spe is better everywhere execept on nakayama longs than the free spe from the main story. if spe is your favorite on the pick ticket you should get her.
>>585261406Gay...
>>585261504About what?
>>585260832Jordan can BALLhttps://youtu.be/6RogRKXtmDA
>>585261385el miho bobo...
Mood
Did someone get bullied to take down their post?
>>585261651Fuck it i can't take this anymore I'm jerking off to jordan
>>585261385Mi bombón
>>585260671rotting 15 hours a day doesn't seem right
>>585260164thank you
3 more days
post something evil
>>585262058
borger
>>585261651professional racer, burger deleter, and basketball player, shes so fuarking talented....
when you fap to uma futa do you guys prefer the cock to be human or horse?
what decks did you guys use for sprint loopa? i tried putting a couple sprint cards in my loopa deck but it crashed my score under SS...
>find this god tier KH>the owner swaps her out for some scrub wit-sprint parent>that is only borrowed by one guyI hate people with friends/alts so much
>>585261109too fat
Should I borrow wit sweepy or speed Baku for an end closer? Which one has the better gold
>>585262332why is the american chinese
>>585260737
>>585262278the only sprint card worth using in a parent deck is bakushin sneed
>>585262138Sweet Doto would never do anything evil.I don't understand this MEME about Doto doing evil things. She's sweet and cute and anything bad that occurs, she didn't mean it
>>585262649Doto raped me and no one belives me...
Yanko gonna be running like the fucking wind cause they need that Breeder's Cup money to pay for those hotels and plane tickets.
>>585261109Marche love!Marche and I get invited to Loves Only You and her trainer Kakehashi-kun's members only stream!Marche gets flustered like she already knows what's going on!Marche hiding her face while Maru-chan does the explaining to the viewers: "Today you'll see how humans cannot stand against Umamusume!"Marche straddling me like there was no tomorrow while her childhood friend is holding Kakehashi on a mating press on a different rhythm!Marche and the rest somehow hearing the sounds of Loves's fanbase masturbating along and sending their superchats!Marche and Loves letting the loudest climax of her life!Marche letting out her real voice, whispering to me: "The stream is not done yet..."!Marche draining me for eight more hours as it turns out this was one of Loves' "Endurance streams" she does with Kakehashi-kun!Marche love!
Another million for danchou
>>585262906It never happened. In fact, you were the one who was raping. Her fat tits were too much for you to handle.
Premium Eishin Flash Umamusume German Milk
>>585263032
>>585263012Marche and Loves don't have sex with their trainers on a livestream
>>585263032Slave mentality
>>585262271Don’t actually mares prefer human penis?
>>585263174open wide!
I have 1LB of both of these, which one do i borrow?
>>585263314FUCKING SLAVE GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE
>>585263314yes. im dancho's fanpiggy. dancho is my mistress and i serve at her feet.
>>585263314Weak minded
>>585263391Borrow Sweep obviously, CB has most of her power already unlocked at LB1
>>585263391sweepy for the wit bonus
I wonder what teiobros are up to
>>585263407FUCK YOU!
>>585263391what do you think anon. your picture is not THAT difficult to read
>>585262649>knocked out shakur with poisoned chocolates >doxxed shakur FOR NO REASON so she'd be forced to work for free for Rudolf>puts onions sauce in OperaO's coffee>messes up operao's fan fest play because she's seething Ayabe got a bigger part than her>convinced operao to stage a play where she gets murdered >shakes all OperaO's carbonated drinks before handing them to her>mistimes operao during training>knocks out OperaO regularly by "accident" >tries to convince Fuku to settle for mediocrity and lose in the Karuta event>reminds Fuku of that her sister is dead while she's grieving her>throws the team race by breaking her own bike by "accident" so the OperaO/NTR team loses>refused to stream Turbo's race so that Teio would stay a depressed cripple: keep in mind it took TWO umas to pin her down so she really, REALLY didnt want that to happen>broke shakur's PC>eats all the delicious food sent by Shakur's mom so she can't reconcile with her>broke the vending machine so that Kris S couldnt use it>fed her sandwich to El's bird then snitched on it>joined the ramen scenario so she could legally poison Shakur once more>litters>her motto? She NEVER goofs up.
>>585263227how are you so sure?
>>585259819Raisu foots
Half TP without double rewards is literally slavery.
a man chooses, a slave obeys*flatlines for 5 days*
>>585263549about to put pizza rolls in the air fryer
>>585263605The thing is. sweep is mega ass even at mlb. While 1LB CB to MLB there's actually a noticeable difference
I'm forever loyal to Almond Danchou. Now that she's gone I have no master.
>>585263549probably prepping their morning insulin shot
I can understand Dia or Ardan being represented with huge tits but what's wrong with Agnes fags?
>>585263627having fat tits and being cute lets you get away with anything.
>>585263890Topro wife...
>>585263921they dont play the game
is monthly a piggy territory?
>>585263921
>>585263796She is really not as bad as sloptubers would make you believe
organizing my uma images for the first time and realizing i have like double to triple the amount of fuku images saved compared to any other uma, even my wife.
>>585263227>
Still In Love has sex with me in the privacy of our home
>>585264110The problem is in GM you use Ramonu+CB and if you use CB herself then it's better to not use Sweep at all for CM23. Then CM24 the skill is shit for it.And in l'Arc it's Ramonu or CB
time to treat myself a nice piggy snackwhat do I get
>>585263865thats not funny..
>>585264349Well yeahStill a good pick for next sprint and dirt though
>>585264317I would never have kids
>>585264119You were meant for fuku and shiraoki
Which umas accept cookies on websites?
>>585264393banana falco or some other dirter
>>585262446anyone?
>>585264396hurtful? yes. truthful? also yes
>>585263702I AM JOHN GALT
>>585264048is it THE piggy purchaseit's not even good value you're just paying for the daily dopamine
>>585264534idk there are just a lot of really funny fuku images. I love her entire gen so some of these she's just in the picture too
>>585264680CMERE YOU BRAT
>>585264490I would, though.
>>585264540Oguri, Spe, Falco.
>>585264647they are outside of the bannerit was jonger actually
>>585264048no>>585264698>monthly is not even good valueretard
>>585264490I'm not pulling out of you
umas can not consent!what you're doing is bestiality!
So many oinkers in the thread. And yet they keep losing CMs.
>>585264490You can't have kids tranny
>>585264972Good thing I keep a strict relationship between me and my trainee. I only date human women anyways
>>585264972Dober loves trainer cock though
>>585264901...who said you could?
>>585264661neither baku nor the sweepy wit card skills are bad but if you dont have the ruby power card you should borrow that. If i was running ends id run sweepy
>>585264972>"...and posted. That'll teach them, haha... men. Ugh, men...!"
>>585265238mmm, I wanted to run mutated halloween Digitan for fun, don't have any of those 3 so can only borrow one, guess I gotta try make do with the ruby power card
Kingubwos??
>>585265516ganbatte, that's gonna be brutal
>>585265516>power cardsjust get a white from inspiration and run 3 speed 2 wit like the rest of us
>>585265774What the fuck am I reading? Delete this shit
>>585265207Nobody wants you troon
>>585259492Danchou literally said he doesn't mind if you flatline for the free gibs, not even asked to farm fans before or after it, and then nobody did
>>585266113>projecting paul
>>585265516Baku isn't bad at all as a speed card by itself, the gold is nice and the hints are nice
men men men men manly men men
>>585266209I am literally Mejiro Dober.
>>585266209Many menMany, many, many, many menWish sex 'pon me
>>585265774Nips really are cucks aren’t they?
we like men here
>>585266364can you set me up with your roommate
STOP POSTING DOBER
>>585266463I do this
Can i get 1000+ guts with no guts cards in grand masters?
>>585266084>>585266420This is canonLook up Fukunaga Yuichi
>>585266084>>585266420>being THIS insecurewhat "men" you are, pfff
>>585266364please marry me
>>585266617Thats fucked up. Reality is fucked up.
>>585266556With stam cards
>>585266750when the world comes falling down I'll show you personally what kind of man I really am
>>585266772(he hit my weak spot...)
>>585266750i might be boring or whatever but i dont like NTR. I dont enjoy the fantasy of "stealing" a girl, its just not romantic to me personally.
>>585267095Dober wife would mean happy life
>>585266995Do you know the sparks?
>>585267167It's called being normal. Not "boring".
>>585266617This is very common btw, even the other way around, some horses were undefeated until switched up jockey to yutake take, and then started losing it all
>>585267084cute
>>585267295No but most likely stam, power or guts
The main problem with Uma Musume as a game is that it doesn't have real RNG in runs.After you played game for a while you start nyoootising it >Here's run where you get tons of not yours support events>here's the run where you get early fast learner, but get zero rainbows>there is the run where everything is perfect but you get shit from inspirationsBasically getting god seed in this game is equivalent of getting uma, you will get is sometimes, but that's it
>>585266995>Ramonu can carry that dogshit of FM cardBased hag
>>585267426You still have to git gud and not waste your energy carelessly
>>585267351>ntr is common in uma worldNyo......
Oompa loopas... Is it good?
>pacestopped there
>>585267715NOOOOOOOO
I'm the strongest poster in this general
>>585267596a nice start for further looping. no uma stan bricks it but 3* any blue makes getting more stats on future parents easier at least
>>585267730
>>585267821I could take 10 of you
SHICHI STOCKS RISING
>>585266995>all the jp screenshots are progenitor borrowlocked>meanwhile every globaltard is pullinghmmm nyoticing
>>585267949They are playing rock paper scissors
>>585267730first seeing this alt posted with her chibi made me think this was some sort of Chinese alt
>>585267821You might be the strongest, but me? I'm the weakest!
I could take 10 nonnies
>>585266463You just can't post these glossy medium tits without providing the source
>>585267951... in a race right? you could take 10 of that guy in a race?>>585267995i was telling niggers here that shichi is the secret loopa sauce, that uma can hit SS clanking with 5 normal R cards i swear
>>585267840Uma Stan is that important? Fug...
>>585268093Thanks for taking me home bro, nice pick up truck
>>58526488913.99$ for 1500 paid carats 6.99$ for a monthlyRolls needed for 90% odds (not 100%) of getting 1 SSR/3 star: 76. This is 2 monthlies worth of rolls (it's actually less but i'll be generous here)so, the "scam"cha gives you a 3 star immediately This is not even counting that some scamcha have a more limited pool (like the recent new years one) giving you better odds of getting what you want.The monthly not only scams you by giving you free carats when they're literally paid, and you have to wait months to get full value, and you're not even guaranteed to get a 3 star, AND if you do get one you're less likely to get the one you wantoh but wait! I can hear you squealing from here"hey!! If I buy 3 monthlies I get 1500 paid carats anyway!! I'm very smart"oh really now? 3 monthlies is 21$ and it gives you a scamcha+30 rolls worth of free rolls. In three monthsNow, care to guess what else can you get for about 21$ but significantly more value than 1 scamcha and 30 rolls, immediately? mmm? That's right TWO SCAMCHAS!!! >NOOOO BUT THOSE ARE THE SPECIAL SALES PRICES CHUD!!! WHAT ABOUT THE FULL PRICE!!!hmm. So, to get max value from your monthlies, you have to wait 3 months. Do you know how often these sales go off? This will sound unbelievable...tl dr monthlies are THE paypiggy purchase, they're absolutely terrible value but it gets your pp tingle when you hit the redeem button every day, so little buhi gambling addict piggies like you will defend it like their lives depend on it
>>585268063
>>585268148rape is ok cause he's your trainer
>>585268286nihao
I miss the bratty dotoposters...
>>585265207Holy sex
>>585268148>giant umaI sleep>giant Buenaooff... here comes that onii chan cock buena plap plap plap
uma stan on mile works amazing why did you bitches lie to me?
>>585268512<3
>>585268071UID and BMI? do u send?
>>585268164uma stan is your human rights, pdm will mouthrape you without it. it's the #1 skill i prioritize on anything but fronts. >>585268670idk who was gaslighting that but it's been known to be 100% necessary since it got buffed wayy back
>>585268694Top 3 most beautiful uma
Groundwork is also quite important in shorter distances now that pdm is dead
>>585268236>Comparing the monthly to a limited packThe monthly and the $21 pack gives you the exact same amount of paid carats per dollar spent you squealing subhuman.
pdm is still a thing retards, just not as potent.
>>585268915there was this big larp a while back that Uma stan is only good for PDM breaking on mediums/longs and that the fact it repositions you early race was never taken into account"In 2200 and below, it's just a regular white skill" they would say
>New Years Dia has a green skill called right handed demon....Uhhh bros what does that mean?
Is it possible to offset Turbo's ult debuff with a bunch of velo/accel skills?
Terrible sparks day today...
> Because of the downtime I forgot to do the last Palmer racesFUCK
>>585268236>13.99$ for 1500 paid caratsYou mean the pack that you can only buy twice? Does it reset?Also why in the living fuck should I pull on those paid carats only banners when it has a chance of giving me a dupe and it only goes up the more 3* I have on my account?Also why are we acting like urgency is an argument when you have knowledge of the content that's coming up for a solid 2+ years?
>he logged in
>>585269597It's only twice per sale. These sales reset every 3 months
>he lives in a shithole
>>585269649Yeah I also rolled 150 times in the uma banner, problem?
this is a salaryman gamewe have a little spending money
>>585269649rickey i dont play fronts or lates and need to build parents during this half tp or you will rape me in the dirt cm
Why is Rickey's ass so fat?
Machan's events are the best
>>585267084Ofusu wants to go on vacation too!
>>585269721what place is not considered a shithole? Asking for a friend
>>585269981USA
so wait what does uma stan actually do? is it like groundwork for velocity skills or whatever?
flatlining rulesexcept that I keep having nightmares about my game opening and causing the free pulls to get wasted. my psyche...
>>585269961>>585267084
>>585269981If you're still alive then it means you live in a shithole. Sorry not sorry.
>>585270049
>>585270082yeah basically its just groundwork for backliners. You can muscle thru pdm with it and get into a better position, especially in scenarios like paceblob sprints
>>585270173Flatline on sleep too, so you don't have nightmares
Halloween Doto's unique should've ended with her hugging the tanuki
>>585269961>>585270224
>>585270497
It's kinda based Almond Eye fucked Equinox and his dad
>>585270497this one wants to go, too.
>>585270173Happened to me today too
Do you guys think Kitasan could buy me some UberEATS
vro is talking about horses fucking horses being based
>>585270735thats more of a teio thing
>>585270562
I had to block doordash on McQueen's phone cause she kept ordering sweets and charging them to my credit card
You guys are such fags.
and how!
>>585270967jordan might say that
>>585268740That info is only for Danchou
>>585270967Shut up
my son won arima with 60%+ wr in a 3 ace team and did not need uma stan
Mambo
Why did Cygames want to initially add yuri if it's an obvious ML game?
>>585271152
>>585270967Then why am I jacking off to Jordan
>>585271152Mambo!
>>585271227cute Machitan
>>585270967I'm aware!
>>585271312SEX SEX SEX S3X
>>585271145would have been 75-80% with uma stanand some of us cant encroach our shadows like your wife can, we sneed every little advantage
>>585271268el and her fat thighs
>>585267084I do not like this creature
>>585271369
>>585271425They're great
How many Miss Victorias have you seen? Watching as a loser doesn't count
Stam stam guts song shop in classic year = insta glue + uma beheaded on the spot
>>5852715971
>>585270967Jordan is so breedable but her retard genes would make our child dumb as hellthe dilemma.
>>585271597Two. I'm not very good at the game
>>585271597TWOOne of those was my oshi so I'm set for life
>>5852715973
>>585271597>Watching as a loserPeople do this? How cucked can someone be lmao
Hishi Amacute
>>585272679I need some chocolate milk so bad
>>585272679Bryan is so lucky...
>>5852715973. Xog, Yaeno and Scarlet.
>>585272323my fuarking favourite faggot...
>>5852715970my 1 plat was before it was implemented and i've been an A 2nd warrior ever since
>>585272864You and me both
>>5852715972
I just can't think of Oguri Cap as a woman
>>585273462faggot
>>585273462Your loss
>>585273541Stop the LARP oguri would NOT drink coke zero
>>585273369ex-mambwo
right now i should be waiting and celebrating with fellow horse fuckers for day 2 of the best party of the year. if the dude gets assassinated on live tv it still wouldn't satisfy my seething rage.
>>585269649>rickey when she sees an unsupervised 7 year old boy
The only mambo I recognize is Kingmambo
>>585273694Kitahara would give her a coke zero and she'd beat his ass on the spot over it
>>5852715973, two of them Oguri (regular), 1 with Dia. I was a head and neck away from seeing all 5 and I'm still mad because both times I lost to some bullshit.
>>585273860and what is the party in question?
>>585272679>>585273107>tanlinesNot my Hishiama
>>585273840Scary
We are literally not even in a contract yetWhat the fuck
>>585273860day 1*
thats full Uma stan/pto/pedal/tail held high/slipstream/rstam in lineage
>>585272679>>585273107HISHIAMA SEXOOO
tung tung tung shakur
>>585274236thanks for reposting this for the 4th time today
>>585274248THATS NOT HER NAME
>>585274025Original > game > revised
>>585274135what uma are you using to loop?
Ai Chan
>>5852715974
>>585274369Her mom is hotter
>>585274369She has some nice looking big fat soft ears
>>585274490Nah
My bro keep sending me pictures of her umanko, what should I do if Tazuna find out?
>>585274034its okay when this cute german does it>>585274628its okay when my cute sexy as fuck bro does it>>585274490oyakodon
>>585274236how is this different from sonic at that point bro
>>585274337holy fuark
doto would open your 500$ anime figure box and smash it into pieces then blame the fedex mexican for it
But trainers can just reject, right?
>>585274693Your pic proves how much worse Sonic is
My friend wants to start Uma but wants to start the best way possible.Should they start now and reroll or wait for an upcoming banner to do it?
>>585271597two out of two cms I participated in
>>585274860tell them to wait until next scenario
>>585274821yeah but ticket is cute
CM21, trying Taishin526724595267245952672459
>>585274860Tell him to try the game to see if he likes the loopIf he does, tell him to wait for Ramonu
>>585271597All of them
>>585274135>Unity cupYour stars could have been a lot better if you'd actually done GL clanking for SS
>>585271597next cm surely
>>585274821>he thinks he has autonomy in any situation involving a hormonal foid with the strength to pull cars
>>585274310you can do the rump shaker huh? The thug shaker
no turbo sprint no poc award
>>585274821Trainees that scout their trainers are canonically in love with themCute tickezo, hope mr. sperm does his best in you
>>585274821Dem titties do
>>585274860Do newfags get all the 10 rolls they miss? If so, he should reroll hard starting in 3 days for dia/kita, save for ramonu wit, save for el speed and he'll be properly up to par by then
I like how you end up training Still because you're the only trainer who can see her
Reminder that trainers have rights.
>>585275084Shakur did nothing to deserve this
>>585275083I wish I had Machan on my account......
>>585274965https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=msdlIe8g3lRs3nRL-bMUritW869615508696155086961550
>>585274338Shichi, Oguri, Pasa, Digi
>>585275013this is Nishino's CMyou're going to make her sing, right?
>>585275317Clearly not enough to pull for her
Hello all, we are taking music suggestions for our divegrass team! The music we need includes the anthem (that plays for the team at the start of the match) and the victory anthem (that plays after the match if the team wins). For these, we have already received suggestions, Girls Legend U and Umapyoi Legend respectively, but other ideas are also welcome!We also need goalhorns, that play when a specific player scorers, which is particularly important for the medals (*rapes you*, Spechud, Mambo, Gaslight Dancer, Reddit Tachyon) but can also be added for other players. Finally, we also need chants - audio clips that the streamer can play to hype up the team during the match to hype up the team, ideally less than 30 seconds long.You can give suggestions for any of these, either as a reply to this post or in this form: https://forms.gle/A99BAdbYLoM37tjX9
is this good? my only speed cards are 1lb eishin flash sr and 1lb mejiro ardan and the suzuka card you get from the story
>>585275317selector next month, pigg up lil man. I got her in 1 ticket but im built different.
>>585274995Unity Cup has Gold skills and GL doesnt
be quiet.
>>585275402I just started and was told to invest everything into SMaru and FM cards.....I didn't know at that time that she's so adorable......
>>585275419it's better than the other 3 you mentioned
>>585275352https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=IsTv5j93Yvj1wAFLmHdgiWetoof231153772311537723115377
>>585275370I'll umapyoi with her in every sprint and mile.
>>585275551Ah, that was the smarter move then. You can selector her for like 20 bucks like the other anon said soon
None of the umamusume would accept a guy with a small weenie like mine.
>>585275568of my notable SSRs, i have only 1lb mr cb, fine motion, super creek, stamina narita brian and now this. are any of these worth using selectors on to get mlb?
>>585275551You can buhi on one of the 2 uma selectors in a month to fix your mistake.
>>585275363i guess digitan is worth it even without being able to run longs? I have festival city, is she fine too?I also wanna work on LS parents
>>585275589JESUS CHRIST
>>585275627nishino is my selector pick next month, cant wait to force her to parent my hoard of pacechuds >>585275698copano rickey would like to know your location
https://jiggie.fun/WnVpRXhttps://jiggie.fun/WnVpRX
>>585275478>>585275639>>585275787I don't want to give this jew company money
>>585275589https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=CYVC7-pS0peWqj9NuHceja5D825998788259987882599878>>585275851Heh, I'm more of a FAILED WIT CHECK and FAILED CONDITION kind of guy...
>>585275989Based but you will suffer from the consequences of your actions
>>585276004https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=5dOTUzB2FeVg24kgm5msSHwQThe Ardan is a menace, last one>Failed wit check DSof course of course507698205076982050769820
>>585276293damn bitch she fine
>>585275848Yeah its worth it, a 30% hit rate on longs is still better than a manual parent run
>>585276293>owner wants people to remember their horse forever>cyge: "understood, we'll give her fat fucking milkers that no one can forget"
>>585276469fair nuff, ill adjust my parents then.I used Inari one (festival) since I also wanna run endclosers and she has EC
>>585276319https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=21BDIFW2n8q5ENtIjZ28-dugebinthanks for joining bwos, I can only hope I don't get raped this hard in the actual CM
>>585276629late start larrysthanks for hosting, need a new curry bad
>>585276629There's still time. I've been stressed out just for the winning ace to drop on d1r2 out of a half-assed run
>>585276761Bourbon is just disgustingly sexy
>>585274034I was never struck this hard before by my submissive side when I finished Eishin Flash's career story>"Torena-san, I just scheduled a flight to Dusseldorf, I want you to come with me to say hi to my parents."I felt so broken that I got a boner when reading what was a cute and heartfelt ending.The thought of a foreign girl, stronger than the average human, poaching me away from everything I call home, into a world I know barely about, meaning I'd fully rely on my trainee in guiding me, it's almost kidnapping, no wonder Tazuna would be on Flash's heels trying to stop her.Sooner or later, Flash would notice my boner whenever we got physically close, thus such reaction would put her in that 'mood' and whisper at my ear from sweet nothings to dirty desires she wants to force me into.In Tracen, I was a trainer, an educator, a responsible adult with principles, but now in Germany, in Eishin Flash's hometown, I was just a man, every said principle cannot reach me now, so I was a mere prey to Flash's budding heat, and as a prey, I knew there was nothing to do except surrendering to my predator. And it was just one week of stay btw.Also thanks to Flash's directions we avoided any slums filled with Turk chestnut rapefugees.
>>585276871True
>>585276761true, it's just depressing to feel like you have the actual ace and then just lose every lobby, although the lobbies here are pretty high tier compared to your standard CM lobby, I guess
>>585277071nigga it's sprint an ss+ uma could kick your ass
I just a clip of Gimlet kicking a fence and then he farted
>>585277071Dominating the CM just to job the finals is a way worse feeling than making the finals with a fraud ace. You looked fine either way
so what did we learn?
>>585277071nigga who cares you just have to get in a finals
>look for new parent>"oh nice a mega juiced halo for my ayabe" (don't have her)>see thisI know which club I'm joining next month
>>585276686imo your problem is your team comp.Front, Pace, Pace sucks really bad according to Haku. You'd be doing a lot better if you dropped your Machan for a meta End Closer or a debuffer or went triple Pace.
Why is Fuji Kiseki like this?
>>585277241I mean, you're not wrong, sprint is neat to build for but ass to play due to the casino aspect...>>585277332also true, half of my CM wins came out of horrible performances during group stage...>>585277405that's always the actual objective for me, I'm just scared of sprint RNG fucking me over
>>585277528>why are umas like this?
>>585277513what about front/pace/late or end
What is a good uma for a trainee like me (never had a gf, never kissed, never had sex, skinny, could probably workout but doesn't bother)
>>585277494>gayabe
4 and you stop flatlining
>>585277749super creek would make a man out of you
>>585277528its okay when cute girls do it
>>585277576you're just being defeatist, busting your ass to make a super strong ace for sprint is retarded because one late start or getting blocked once is an insta-loss
She's warning me about burglars right?
why are we pretending sprints are more of a gamble than every other cm lol
>>585274337whatever gets your nuts noggin' manI like Ama being dark-skinned because tanlines imply that her natural skin color is lighter or even worse, white.I dislike tanlines because a decade ago I read a doujin about some hot arab seducing the MC into sex, turns out she was a jap as white as him, I never felt so let down back then, now everytime I see tanlines I get reminded of that betrayal.
>>585277640They are also on the list bwo...Front/Pace/Late is the worst team compFront/Pace/End is almost as good as 3x Pace
>>585277749silly sirius goes out of her way to find the most pathetic trainer in the entire campus
>>585277907Yes
guys i just got back from a camping trip. ready to go to the concert today. anyone else going?
>>585278048
>>585277980Understandable but I'm an arctic wigger so any tan is exotic to me
>>585278048...............
>>585277838that'll be another uma tenner
How goes those free pulls?
OUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH IM FLATLINIIIIIING MY SHIT SO FLAAAAAAT IM STROKING MY LINE FLAT SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEET
Are gold skills really worth it? If I learn both N&N and IHS, I barely have enough room to take anything else.
post something cute
did someone say flat
a 45 year old man from my old job told me he plays uma Feels weird bonding with an unc over some horse girls
>>585278447
>>585278507Ok but who's his Oshi?
DID SOMEBODY SAY FLAT? STRAIGHT? ONE-DIRECTIONAL?
>>585277996late it is then if dober workedsweep or ayabe it is then, two pace sucks and might as well give ardan a better shot at winning
>>585277998Sillius is cute and I love her
>>585278587i didnt really ask we just chatted about the game and cms in general
>>585278375pretty good actually i got a 1lb sweepy
>>585278507the unc? me
>>585278736Ok but does he have a higher plat count than you?
Is there anyone not sexually attracted to Bourbon?
Good night friends!!!
>>585278934I wish I was Dober married to a man and living together happily.
>>585278975Good night
>>585278975Umasumi
>>585278945dog shit type settingbut CUTE>>585278975sleep tight
>>585278975good night future pedophile conviction
>>585279164what's the next must-have meta support?
>>585278447>air groove's halloween costume
>>585278975
Did that sorter thing, based on voice and appearance. Seems like I do really like end closers...And backliners in general. Grim.
>>585279302>air groove's halloween costumeI'm a bit confused because we literally just got it.
>>585279251ramonu
>>585279164this but the flower/maya tranny
>>585278635evil horse I knew it
>>585278934LET ME GROPE YOUR TINY DELICATE HANDS DOBER-CHAN
>>585278631Double Pace is good if you're running a debuffer. It's also low effort building a debuffer if you wanna test it out in rooms for a bit to see how you do Ayabe and Sweep seem to be doing ok. Not as good as King and Taishin of course but still fine. I'd try one of them out and see if you do better
>>585279156Journey's piercing eyes looking at my soul...
>>585279505shit that means i can't go ham on sweepy
>>585279047>>585278651my cute, punny, well endowed wife
>>585278507we are the target audience
>>585279662I don't wanna deboof
>>585279710Rudolf a cute and sexo
>>585279164this but rickey
When do we get gene sparks? I'm fucking SICK of pinks not popping
>>585279804
unpopular opinion but tachyon is kind of erotic
>>585278635howaa
>>585279871"BAKUSHIN!"
popular opinion: you are a tranny and spam 3DPD slop garbage no one asked fortalk about the game you giant faggot or kill yourself already, doing everyone a favor
>>585279939My strict but flirty supervisor is so cool...
uh oh incel melty
>>585279803Fair enoofDouble Pace is also good with an End if you're willing to drop your Front Machan. So build an End Sweep/Ayabe and experiment a bit if you wanna
>>585280097many are saying this
>>585280138
>>585280097I was hoping that tranny on twitch from yesterday was you
>replying to yourself
>>585278736Ask next time$50 says it's Sweep Tosho
>>585280318I'm busy playing the game but all the best to you lunabro
>>585278975night, babydachi~
>>585258896>2mama will play 15 hours a day and run 300 practice lobbies for haku data only to lose cm againDoes he not know that the more effort you put to get something less value it has?
Can the klu klux klan sho happen already, Im bored of flatlining, I wanna see lovcen choke or secure the uma spot
>>585280432Imagine playing the game... could not be me.. Back to you, luna-anon!
kingu family...
>>585280232are u supposed to use blossom with cheer
>club rank keeps dropping... grrr do more runs!Ah yes the bi weekly omnious fan reminder just for danchud to do nothing about leeches ignoring it anywayAre other /uma/ danchuds also passive useless fence sitters
>mambo has 7 flatlinersPlease god make them derank, it would be really really funny
>>585280843>mambothat's uma&co bro
>>585280658not umanko
>>585280658>passive useless fence sittersHave you seen the amount of passive aggressive trolling people pull in this general?
>>585281006mambo also has 7 flatliners
>>585280864Daiwa wife
Womanlet Uma with hips so narrow she's guaranteed to die during childbirth
the umajp fag is getting uppity again so post global uma everyone loves
>>585281209
>>585281154yea but not for rolls, thats just how they normally play
>>585281298
>>585281209SEX
>>585281517>>585281209has wider hips than her fuckass dad
>>585280646I don't think it's mandatory, the highest win rate Sweep on Haku I found has both but there's high win rate Ends without Blossom
>>585281616Both are smaller than Nishino flower
>>585282084I have those
>>585282084The correct move here is to pretend to be asleep
>>585282084Pasa a cute
explain this>>585265774>>585266617
>>585281773oh ok thankssweep is kinda tempting anyway because of her petrifying gaze, I assume it *has* to hit everyone. can go take a closer look I suppose with sims
>>585282217
>>585282041
>>585282217>calls her trainer a scepter That's kind of lewd...
>>585280009who is this
>>585282217This shit's so out of character Orfevre cannot handle a knife. She should not be allowed in the kitchen.
>>585282669random obese foid as reddit tachyon
>>585281103all i see here is sexually aggressive faggots
I can feel a Daiwa alt is coming soon to JP
>>585282698She'd get a lackey or journey to make it while she handfeeds you. Probably.
>>585282772that's me!
>>585282772and me
>>585282772true!
>>585282314>Be king halo jockey>Lose two millions races in a row >Change jockey >Win G1>Le useless cuck memeIt's that shrimple, it was probably the inexperience though, later the original king halo jockey would win an undefeated triple crown with contrail, see catbox related for cute uma art https://litter.catbox.moe/xy6t0r0b0d9mc6em.pngAlso why is my ISP banned from posting images reeeee
>>585282830Shouldn't she be called Scarlet?
>>585282349All enemies in your FOV just like All Seeing Eyes. Umas are clumped up together pretty close on Sprint so I think it should hit everyone most the time
>>585280658no one actually talks about the club they are in, its all shitstirrers.
another dayi sleb
?
I haven't logged in since Sunday night
>>585283229yeh looks ok, would just need a lot of hints ig. will see what i'll do
An uma for the people
>>585282830Scarlet, Vodka and Machan alts coming out next year in JP for the 20 years of Double Tiara, Derby and Sprinter Stakes winsI want to believe
>>585280009what site rips onlyfans now
>>585282669Me
>>585271895hi
>>585280009She looked much better as Creek
Danchou just said the flatliners will not be coming back, whatever that means
>>585284002no he didntstop slandering my crush
>>585283640kill leftmarry right>>585283358>slop
>>585282772I'll rape you
>>585283960hi
>>585283267I usually doom post about falling out of a+ after I forget the club was originally b+ when I joined
>>585283447oki good luck. I don't think you need to optimise TOO hard at first. Get something decent enough so you can test her in the rooms here and if you're doing better you can commt to the high roll autism.
>>585284179mambro..
what do you do in this situation
>>585283386Shakur can't be sillyfied
>>585284327run fast
>>585283224I think her mom is called Scarlet bouquet and it would be confusing
>>585284327run slow
>>585284327i dont play open im not getting in that situation
>>585284002TRAITORS that chose 40 rolls over their clubdacchis like Judas took the 30 silvers will be shot behind the club shed
what, I was told mid race skill dont do anything
does wit have a use other than increasing odds to activate skills? my umas suck and the only difference appears to be having less wit
>>585284586bbbbbbbbbbased
>>585284617they dont do anything, dont take them
>>585284596>TraitorsI thought /goy/ club likes traitors
>>585284618Are you training for this cm?Wit determines a lot of things, most notably whether or not your uma enters downhill mode, saving a bunch of stamina and gaining a bunch of speed. The next cm track is like 60% downhill. Low wit means your umas will just randomly be slower than others even with no skills being activated.
What did she mran by this?
>>585284845She's hungry.
>>585284845i think she "mrant" that she is gonna eat and thicken up for (you)
>>585284845She is asking to go out
I kinda wish I flatlined...
>>585284845
>>585284794its more just in general but also this cm. theyre late surgers except they dont seem to surge, more like late finishers. for example for this cm they have 16xx speed, 12xx power, enough stam, a lot of skills and somehow still lose. theyre all about ug7+ so im thinking it must be the lack of wit. its not just this cm but a lot of them. usually ill have somewhere between 700-1100 wit it depends but surely i dont need more than 1000 right?
>>585285078Why didn't you?
>>585285078i mean the flatliners already won. we non flatliners missed a day because of that dumb exploit thing, then we got absolutely fuck all of use with our free pulls on the support banner. its no use coping we just need to hold the L
Hishi amasexo...
I need to be breastfed by Satono Diamond.>"But anon she doesn't have any milk!"I NEED TO BE BREASTFED BY SATONO DIAMOND!
what's the best support card for clanking straightaway spurt grandparents? Shakur?
>>585285209Lates are cucked and sub 1100 wit is not great especially for this CM
Ever since I started flatlining, I got promoted, found a gf, made a great return on my investments, and my penis grew 2 inchesCall 555-777-444 to order your flatnining now
>>585285342Logging every day since day 1 has sentimental value to me, and I do enjoy playing the game, but after not hitting anything so far on the card gacha I feel scammed!!! Give me golds even, just stop with the min rolls>>585285353Sigh...
>>585285543I'll impregnate her for you
>>585285543Why do we drink cow milk and not horse milk, its nicer tasting
>>585285583>made a great return on my investments Now I know you're lying
I need a Tarumae nursing handjob like I need air to breathe
>>585285591>Logging every day since day 1 has sentimental value to meNever understood this. I have a friend who's logging into War Thunder every day for 2000+ days already. People who login every day are scary.
>>585285687Flatlining gives you 50 pulls on umas! Umas are already good at 3*, card spooks are not good at LB0! Flatlining gives you great returns!
>>585285550cb wit is pretty good, shakur is cope but if its the only bad card ur using you can tank it
>>585284431Hmm, but there are other Daiwas too... maybe she should just be called Boobs??
>>585285756what the fuck even is a 'nursing handjob'. how does the 'nursing' part come into play
>>585285891I already just refer to her as my cow wife
>>585285849I'll try cb next then, I assumed getting it from the event was more reliable than a hint, I can hit SS regardless.
>>585285914sucking on the titty you fucking retard
at what point/scenario do we start getting like 10k skill points. these 3k i get arent enough to buy all the skills
>>585285914its fetish speak used by insufferably beta cucks that wanna be owned by a femnazi that has big tits
>>585285353>weI didn't even realize the game went down. I thought it was just the website. Sounds like a (You) problem.
>>585285914basically you lie on a girls lap so her knockers cover your face and she jerks you off
Seiun Sky GET
>>585286273Looks like your fortune is really rising!
>>585285786its routine and humans like routinei just log in to this and /hbr first thing in the morning before i get out of bed. wake up, uma dailies, take a piss.
>>585286371it's not the only thing rising
>>585286561god shut the fuck up already, christ almighty
>>585286691its not the only thing almighty
>>585286691
>>585286831puerto rico gimmick uma when?
>>585286995do they even have horses in puerto rico
>>585286691thats not kinda nice to say bwo....
sad
>>585287175countries like that only have horses for the meat or labornot entertainment, too poor
>>585261568>>585263385My paizuri slave who bullies my penis with her fat tits
>>585287485>countries like thatthe united states?
Why is Groundwork a must have but they only highly recommend the passive skills? What will proc Groundwork? Are you depending on TTL+DD+PP?
can anyone outside of usa, uk, france, or japan produce good race horses?
>>585264847nonstop mating press
>>585287785ask the gooks
I CANR SCREAM I CANT SCREAM IT CAMT AVRRWMA AGHHH AFHH AGCKKK AKKK AHHHH AHHH AHHH EAHHH WAHHH WAHHH FUCKK FUCKKK FICKKK MY LIFEEEE AHHH AHHHH AAAA HHAHH AGGHHAAAAHHHHHHH
>>585285209late surgers in general are struggling a bit currently because they dont have access to good mid race skills, so they cant keep up with the pack as well. Ends can just run CB wit and daring strike past all of the other backliners that are supposed to be in front of them. Add having shit wit for this cm and then you will always be too far back to be able to compete.
MUSCLE MOMMY
>>585287790Ireland literally makes the best horses in the world retardgwo
>>585287948Take a chill pill my dude
>>585287948Dumb still poster why wouldn't you be able to scream, unless you are mute
>>585265171>>585286039I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>wake up>no Belno Light gf>go back to bed
>>585288045thats the uk. or the british isles. as a bong i count them as part of us really.
>>585287948things must be getting better, i dont even need to ask bourbok to translate you this time.
>>585287804Why are you replying to a post I made 4 entire hours ago.
>>585288317Why not?
>>585287948you'll be fine
>>585288202>ireland >i consider it part of the ukNot even wales will be part of the uk in 10 years retardgwo
>>585288383Good point, I guess.
>>585284596my "clubdachis" are a bunch of leeches though
>>585288202>Ireland>that's the uk
>>585288317Time is merely a suggestion to me. As long as I can reply to it, I will reply.
>>585287445Why is Bakushin so fuckable, bros?
>>585288578>>585288405sorry southern ireland brothers i didnt mean to troll you
>B99
Night night!
>>585284431uma parents are almost never named if they aren't actual characters in the game. also other characters in game call her scarlet, so i don't see why we can't call her scarlet too.
>>585289028Sleep well bwo
>>585282830>>585283624Announcement in 2 days
>>585284618There's the downhill mode the other anon mentioned but another part of wit (aside from skills) is position keeping, this lasts for about half the race (it's a little less)For non fronts, there are three modes, Normal, Pace-Up and Pace-Down. Normal is pretty easy, your speed is x1 and every 2 seconds you do a wit check to switch to pace up mode (yes, only up, down is automatic)Now this is where it gets fucky, because each style (pace/late/end) had a different range on how close they can be to the uma in first place, but ignoring that range for now to simplify the explanation Pace-Up is when the 1st uma is far enough that your uma goes "oh shit" and drawers running faster, a x1.04 multiplier to speed, and the chance to go into it is based on your wit, this last until a random distance check (based on the ones I didn't get into to simplify) and can then be repeated as long as you are not too close, which brings us to...Pace-Down is when the 1st uma is way too close, "it's the early race and I'm supposed to be a late surger/end wtf am I doing?" then you get hit with a 0.945x speed curse and fall all the way back, this one lasts until you are back into that safe range behind them UNLESS you have a speed skill up, then you ignore pace down mode (why uma stan is so good from medium tracks and up)So wit is important for pace up and to maximize those speed boosts, and if you ever run into a really, really shitty front and your backliners push up you will want to kill yourself
>>585283224Yes, and I've always called her Scarlet. She is my number 1 choice for an uma wife and it would be weird to call her by her last name (that her brother also goes by)
>>585289275Before I clicked I thought the part of her inner thigh between the tail and the butt cheeks was a ball sack
>new marvelous set a few days agow-whoa
how do you keep your sanity when Looping?
Golshi is... sexy...?
>tfw you stumble upon an anon from a completely different boardI need to get my life together. Randomly recognizing someone anonymous is not something that was on my bingo.
>>585289471I don't.
I'll fap to the next uma posted.
>>585289138I'll just call her Dascar
>>585289285>>585284794thanks. also my guts is probably shit because i never click guts and have no guts on my parents so maybe its that idk.
>>585289709
>>585289724You'll have to wait until the end of the month, I'll leak everything before leaving.
>>585289724my danchou hits me at night when he drinks too much
hey
what hour of the day in EST is uma most active, like most posts per minute?
>>585289938This means you're too ugly for him when he's sober.
>>585289919give us a sneak peak
>>585289940Do you think Jordan's burger is in eternal suffering since it cannot express the pains and horrors it's been going through?
>>585289940>>585290079
my post per minute better than your post per minute
orange
>>585287948>Pats head
>>585290019but he tells me im pretty and apologizes in the morning...
Butt
Never forget what you're flatlining for
>>585290686that's not Kitachang
>>585290686im not flatlining tho
sorry........
>>585290686But I'm always flatlining near the end of the month, regardless of free pulls and whatnot.
what if I post porn huh?
>>585290079>free me...
>>585290903As long as it's not Bakushin
sloppa
>>585291025You can't post that
Hideous tits. Clicked the button
>>585291025Uhh...
>>585291025um...
sampleanon pls..
>>585291025ugly
>>585290686>>585290686Can't wait to spill 100s of rolls on Dia's boobs
I wish 100 anons would spill on me...
>he reposts samples>he posts 3DPD>he posts literal (bad) low effort slop>he screams about this melty and that melty>he xyzsnice general, seacucks
>>585291287>waterboards you
>>585289724I farted
Fugg, what should I do. I have 1 more rest with Hello(she proced only in 3rd year spring). It's either See ya Later or 1000 wit. What should I do?
>>585291287100? thats just greedy.
>>585289451Post bond level 11 Daiwa now
>>585291306ALERTanother category 5 melty has hit the threadthis is not a drill
>>585291306Rulaship fat butt on my face
>>585291363sim it
>>585291306not reading allat. the lazy, fat fuck you posted is cute though.
>>585291486shut up autist
>>585290749>>585290805>>585290885You guys SUCK>>585291209HELL yeah
>>585279467Whats the appeal of cheval grand
>>585291363I wish we had the data for this!
>>585291363Well you're not getting Fast Learner now so check your skills and see if you can spend your points effectively first. I don't play End Closers, is See Ya Later likely to trigger?
use ai to genetic engineer umamusume
>>585291363wit
>>585291747the point of end closers is to have more midgame than everyone else so yeah I imagine they will proc it
>>585291747I run lates instead of ends but sometimes if I dont trigger it off of other backliners it procs late race while passing someone else.
stars yummers
>>585291486I did.
guys I just woke up I'm too lazy to bake
*cums*
I think we deserve more apologems for the disruptionsbut only claimable if you log in BEFORE kitasan white power free pulls
shichi
>>585291619I love HER
>>585291991No one is running those races for these umas
>>585291781On other side 980 end wit + great mood will be over 1000 in finals, so maybe SYL is better..
>>585292197I'm adding them to my clanker runs, does that count?
>>585292118oguri
>>585292197DONT SHAY THAT
>>585292197We respect the WHITE LIGHTNING of NANIWA here.And Pearl's okay
>>585292262check SYL's activation rate for ends on haku
BROOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS
>>585290686I'm lucky
>>585292197taiki is a good parent and shinzan is in her career.
>>585292178Me too!>>585292418Ok then good luck!
rickey wont let me hit the screenshot
>>585292543oh right it's gonna be dirt mile meaning you can run ulala
next thread will be gayer
>>585291992Why is silly angry
>>585292668you can run urara in literally any cm>but she won't actually win in the arimayeah neither will she in any other cm
>>585292983>you can run urara in literally any cm>>but she won't actually win in the arima>yeah neither will she in any other cm
>>585293127>>585293127>>585293127fine, bweadupdated the events cause they were wrong I think
>>585292851can't believe she won in every water stage
>>585287948What's wrong Still chan?
>>585289275Stilltranny looks like THAT???
>>585293203it's ok now but thanks for asking...
>>585282927>>585283018>>585283126>>585284083Uma London meetup is going to be wild...
>>585293123why does this guy sound like he's having a stroke trying to say haru's name
>>585294401it'll be fun
>>585294547and very gay. i want my dick sucked by a cute girl(boy)
>>585294831I'm sure there's someone willing, so long as you're clean.
>>585294993renting a room to take shower together and share a bed...
>>585295224your enthusiasm has been very much appreciated so far...
