Previous: >>585293127New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/qRdCSqwkg5M>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O, New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep ToshoCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 1, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
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Belno Light... Light Hello... Light Umas are scary.
ryan LOVE
>>585315836
eughhhh
>>585315982
Girls are cuter when they are retarded.
rotting
hyow can tokai teio be the child if she wants to fuck trainer so bad
>>585316074she cant think till shes had her morning burger
>>585315763Its actually mutual ecstasy. (you) are in fact fucking her brains out, after teasing the girl to hell and back, and she returns the favor to (you) and your own weakspots. Note: VPN set to Japan required to access some certain works, VISA/Mastercard Execs can't handle any form of cunny.https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01653372.html
ACTUAL POLL TIMEhttps://poal.me/ooxqfdhttps://poal.me/ooxqfdhttps://poal.me/ooxqfdhttps://poal.me/ooxqfd
>>585316184Bourbon... Hero
Mejiro Palmer is also Reisalin Stout? I feel retarded for not connecting it sooner. But I only know Reisalin for her thighs. Are her games any good?
>>585316184This shit is so funny not by itself but by the melty it caused
>>585316302That's hot. The submissive man tag is doing the kino a disservice though.
>>585316302Just listen/check it in japaneseasmr or asmr.one gwo
>>585316391>doxxing shittalkers = meltyyou are mentally undeveloped but your body is 30+
>>585316184>789 gets posted>umama slander suddenly stopsNYOOOTICING
>>585316184789 will always be funny
Are American Umas actually smart?
>>585316567
>>585316531>asmr.oneisn't that the one where they recently had a schizo fallout?
>>585316391The melty is still ongoing >>585316567
>>585316391it's a never-ending melty engine desu
>>585315459The problem is that there're 0 Flowers up for borrow that either has 3* Dirt or 3* Mile legacy that isn't really low affinity.
umas who are more likely to say "oh my stars and garters"?
Which uma can defeat Sonic the Hedgehog?
Almost learned all songs in a run
>>585316870serious mambo
>>585316701Rather than schizo fallout it's just a zhang butthurt their site and ethnicity was dissed
>>585316402oyakodon
>>585316817You were supposed to pull her and make your own parents
>ordered a "big" cock from chinks>it's smaller than minefucking asians man
I wanna fuck the sakura (cherry blossom for your gaijins) tree (Kaichou can watch)
>>585316817there might be some made as the dirtslop approaches but you might be better off farming your own dirt sparks if you dont want to try and find a flower on the loopacord
GLORIOUS MOMENT
seven eight ninestupid bitch
>>585317032Yeah sure lemme just get her real quick.
>>585316817Because of accelerated schedule and dogshit TP economy, global really struggles with niche parents, there is barely any time between CMs to make generalist parents, not to mention track specific ones. I can't remember the last time I was done with my aces long before the actual CM, I'm stuck doomrolling parents until the registration opens.
>>585317371We warned you when the banner was up
>>585317725I have never seen her banner.
7 and I don't wake up anymore after falling asleepAny other number and the next poster gets a random boner
>>585317836>>585317907Interesting
7 and you wake up
>Troonsend
>>585317649with how big the global server is you would think that surely someone would luckshit a parent you could use for a specific setup now and then but it rarely happens
>>585318086die
>>585316402There will never be a Japan Cup this epic again
>>585317998sex with bwo so good my heart gives out like that one Rockerfeller who though he was coming but he was going.
>>585318207Because why would I set some nieche parent as my borrow when my generalist loopa gets me 100 CP most days
4 and this world is a simulation, fake place to keep us controlled out out get out get out let me get out let me get out pleasepleasepleaseletmegoletmeleavepleaseidontwannastayletmego
7 and your mom dies in her sleep tonight
>>5853180057 and I finally gain the courage to just do it
7 and love and hope wins
7 and we are all umama
>>585318475someone quote this neigha with the ramonu schizo meltdown image
7 and that anon that said he might die in a few days dies
7 and this is a 7
>>585318475The demiuge wants to keep us blinded from the truth that is that Sophia is the one who damned us
>>585318707that is this and that is this
>>585318707
>Session Verification ErrorMy bad, bro. I'll let you have your account back now.
stop playing with numbers
>>585318815play with yourself instead.
Seven
>>585318763I'd blast my one piece in her if you know what I mean
>>585318768evil horse
lol mad
>>585318707if this post ends in a number SiL is a cute chestnutter
Do not take 7 posting lightly and only use it to bless your fellow anon.
>>585318707WHAT THE FREAK
>>585319068Well whaddya know
>>585318990that's not the chud of Mejiro, Bright
>>585315879eughhhh
789 Escape Goats
>>585319113who is a good horse and not a chud
7 and i trip and die within next 7 days
>>585316390It's a shitty Atelier game that dumbed down crafting to braindamaged levels. Any other title before that would be better if you want to actually engage with a crafting system thats not completely baby tier - though the other modern ones can be divisive too, they're not nearly as bad. And anything after Ryza is just lmao. Crafting is dead in that series right now.
>>585319072Ahhhh got it. I'll just use 4 instead so I can finally die
7 and i fap to bbw umas4 and i fap to muscular umas
>>585318707Very smart and cute still
Thread so dead we need 7s to revive it
7 and you stop what you're doing an cum to Teio
>>585319237>7
>>585319172Good horse>Tamamo>Spe>Grass>Taiki>TahboEvil/Chud Horse>Bright>Super Creek>Brian>Teio>Taishinlist not complete because I'm still researching
7 and you fap to a gyaru Uma of your choice.4 and you fap to a boy uma of your choice.0 and you fap to a gyaru and boy uma.
7 and we soon find out that one of the VAs uses an alias to do R18 works
Shiraoki isn't realFuku is mentally unwell and Shiraoki is merely a product of her delusions
>>585319545this is some feng shui nonsense
Are there any feminist umas?Are there any pick-me umas?
I can't believe Ines Fujin is dead
>>585319518That's easy. Find some uma VAs that used to do im@s characters and you might find one
>>585319518didn't suzuka do JOI
>>585319746nice
>>585319746I'm feeling the feng shuiRomD
>>585319642fuck idolmas, i wish it was fuku so i can hear her silly voice when she comes
>>585319746
67% complete:https://jiggie.fun/WnVpRXhttps://jiggie.fun/WnVpRX
>>585319746You can't post that
I have a ~24% chance of a dupe from this scamcha bannerShould i pull
>>585319859the selectors are coming like next month you could just save
>>585319948But i could select what i didnt get here
>>5853198597 you get a new uma you want4 you get a new uma you dontanything else and its a dupe
requestan biwa lewds
>>585319746ya gotta do a prompt where she's holding you close after you cum in her and she's whispering sweet nothings into your ear
>>585319518I'm sure Bobo VA did R18 works in the past.
If you are so grateful then where's my free 1500 carats?
So for lates in GM why is the supposed wit combo Ramonu+Fine and not Ramonu+Nature? I know Fine has better stats but does OYL not have any priority even buffed?
>>585319749mind sharing what you know so far on that rumor? Anything's a trail
>>585320084I'm not sure there's an Uma i dont specifically dont care to get so long as she's newMaybe Cooking Eishin Flash? Since the poor thing has only ever been used as a debuff bot
>>585320196Now show whale instead of standard
>>585320182>saving an image from reddit instead from the actual site>browsing reddit at all
>>585320196>Urara guts cardYeah sure whatever
>>585320327Having a 3lb Natie by 2027 is considered whale?
>>585320339We love redditWe love discordWe love twitter
>>585320306She gets buffed with evolved skills I think. Dunno how good she will be but she won't be a dom bot
>>585320427Everyone has Finemo. Barely anyone has Nattie, most people borrow it. And you'll be borrow locked to ancestors. So yes.
>>585320196natie blows ass in stat output compared to cb and finemo, it was only actually worth it in mant for the 15rb. you can just loop the white version and wait for the late style wit card (forget what its called) which comes during l'arc.
Now dat's what I call dis is what I call.
>>585319518bro just use your ears it's not hard
The Spe card's pretty junk, right? Is there ever a case use for running an NSM card from here out?
No Sprint S.
>>585320306i recall hearing only swim flash is decent but still not a meta. Plus they nerfed that beautiful chest..
>>585320196>henry handsome gaslight
>>585320868can't remember last time I've had usable Fast Learner ace. Back in MANT, I've had them in every CM.
>>585320603I mean between selectors and rainbow crystals someone playing for a while could probably have get it by then, not to mention a paid selector or two or getting spooked off-banner. But I guess that is a modicum of commitment to a style more than just running the basics.
Mejiro Palmer :)
>>585320636>late style wit card (forget what its called)Satano diamond
>>585319859okei'm poolingcall it
>>585321315Specute.
>>585321315Speugly
>>585321315Ha, Narita Brian da
>>585320182really is amusing they aren't actually doing anything in the way of an apology.
>>585321315Rickey.
>>585321315bamboo memory
>>585321315Pearl wife
>>585321442They are giving refunds for travel and accomodation gwo
>>585321315Dia. She's right there!
>>585321386>>585321425>>585321436>>585321443>>585321474>>585321482>>585321583i got fuckin owned m8s
>>585321676scamcha...
>>585321442really is amusing how some people decide to talk out of their ass without looking for information beforehand
>>585321676Better luck next time
>>585321442If you didn't make plans to go, what's there to apologize to you for? People who were going are getting refunded.
this thread is shit without the thread personalities
>>585320182seamonkey hands that would never have entered the western hemisphere the typed this post
>>585321676You convinced me to gamble another tenner on the Kita banner
>>585321071worst mejirogarbage mejirodisgrace to the mejiros
>>585318604We are Umama Kirk, we carry the HRTWe'll fight for carrats, we'll dishonor Dancho's nameWe are Umama Kirk, his lust our ownTogether buckbroken, we'll make Discord known
who or what do you remove
>>585322280Are you a Front/Pace main?
SiL makes my dick ache
>>585322280Only two more weeks until Helios...WEIIIIIIIII
>Breeder's Cup Classic is near>more and more videos of Forever Young keeps popping up>he keeps posing for the camera in most of the videos I've watchedwtf, does he know?
>>585322389nay
I'm still not sure whether I should skip Ramonu or not. I'm pure Front main, I did not get lucky during Light/Tachyon banner, so branching out into Pace is also out of question.Guess seeing how free rolls go is the way to go.
>>585321565>>585321750>>585321759you know cyjew isnt gonna give you giftcards for tickling their balls on a mongolian basket weaving forum, right?One of you even said the bare minimum is an apology, kek. Never ceases to amaze how companys pass up easy wins.
NYOpera, please spook me when I roll for KitaWhite. I want to turn you into a broodmare for my fronts.
>>585322518So why are you pulling Front/Pace umas
>>585322681sorry jose no gibs for you
>>585322489Yes. Goldship and Teio also know.
I'm sad that gigachad with lightsticks wouldn't be able to do his dance at the concert
>>585321315El Condor Muchacha
>>585322489horses are more smarter than you think
>>585322681What exactly do you want them to do
>>585323132me on the right
you have to be a complete fucking retard to even like rice shower
>>585323132Gross
>>585323235You can't post that
Is no one gonna roll for Dirt?
>>585323235Marvelous!!
>>585323207i like fucking retards..
>sample
>>585323030is throwing your jockey forward supposed to be a master strategy?
>>585323235I need to BREED
samplechad 0-40 jannieshe died for our sins
>>585323293I genuinely want to but half my pull plan is red now so uhhhaint gonna happen
>>585323358then come here>>>/sp/158292820
https://jiggie.fun/fZor0Bhttps://jiggie.fun/fZor0Bhttps://jiggie.fun/fZor0Bhttps://jiggie.fun/fZor0B
This girl is cute. I hope her mom is single.
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>585323293Yes. I've been waiting for her since launch.
>>585323317bro just wanted to go home faster
UUUUUUWWWWWOOOOOOGH DAIWA SCARLETS USED RACE SHOES *snif snif snif snif*
>>585323117i actually don't care because ive no interest in concerts or merch. I genuinely mean their lazy jap asses are flubbing the situation. If i were them id be saying we're going to immediately work on getting another concert setup down the road. Toss maybe a free 10 roll into the game - easy af PR win (capitalize on the badish publicity your game is getting.) But companys always choose the laziest&greediest route.
>>585323516thats not fuku
>>585323117publicly dump 10% of their company's current net worth into futanari research
>>585323516the only reason her anime hasnt happened yet is because it all hinges on cygames securing tom cruise and teaching him japanese
RICKEY LUCKY HAPPY!!!
>>585323293Always had Falco, rolled for Rickey and got spooked by Acute
goodnight umadacchisnot you, front runners
>>585323696He already did The Last Samurai, he surely knows at least as much about Japan as any Japanese person does
>>585323597I feel like your main gripe is that they didn't give free 1500 xtals, stop being poor and retarded
Is Rickey cute, sexy, or hot?
...
>>585323843what did she mean by this
>>585323831cute but very retarded
>>585323831Have you not seen her in the game?? Yes, she is.
>>585323597Why would you get a 10 pull neigha it didn't effect you at all.People that went got a free flight and hotel + refund for the concert. It's not a bad deal.Why would they instantly announce another concert. Let them sort this shitshow out first and figure out what the cause of the visa problem was first to make sure it won't happen again
>>585323902This one can stay, not clicking buttons
>>585323816thought you antigib faggots died out. Neigha, 10 pull doesn't mean shit in a gacha. 90% gonna get nothin. I have 150k, im not hurting.Antigib ppl must surely be whales trying to make themselves feel better i swear.
feung shuei demands you breed ricky for a guranteed 1700 speed
>>585324137if it doesnt affect you, then why are you shitting the general with your sentiment?
Turn 1 glue
>>585324205Mcqueen does this to me
>>585324205You can't post that either
>>585324205That's not a parfait why is her face like that
>>585323921Rickey is smart!
>>585324205>>585324325
>>585324325You're posting things that aren't allowed
>>585324205Look at all that stress relief
>>585324325
relieving my stress inside of mackie's juicy umanko
>>585324214why are YOU shitting up the general by cockgobbling a corporation? You responded to me you dumbass
>>585324325This one can stay too
Rickey on my dickey
>>585323597>greediestfucking retard
>>585324559>if you think gibsmedat beggars are retarded browns then you're sucking the dick of a corpopeak thirdie mentalitypost hand
>>585324523I forget about Machan when she does the double peace sign
>>585324546You just know she has some bomb fucking pussy
good parent? blue is 2 pow pink is 1 turf
>>585324546https://x.com/Lenny_226_/status/2113252423540064276
>>585324984It's glue, what are you smoking?
I keep thinking of Seiun Sky
Will we ever get anything sexier than Mummy Creek?
>>585324984the Sprint CM is in a week. just cope with this shit parent and do your aces
i do this to all my clubmates
>>585324984Good if the other parent is full of uma stan and rs stamina sparks
>>585325158seiun, mcqueen, suzuka and cafe have the perfect bodies
>>585325158I need crossover art this instant
>>585325098>>585325185>>585325358i'll cope then, other parent should have uma stan not sure if racing staty
>>585325158more like seiun sex
>>585325158I'm almost there
>>585324229>he paid the end closer taxoh no no no
>>585325158Sexy BOY
>>585325578Now dat's what I call fishin'
>>585325387You missed one
palmer might be the best mejiro
>>585325578hes just a sexy boyhes not your boy toy
>>585325620You mean Helios' ugly friend?
>>585325615i want to nutter in that chestnutter
>>585325615I don't care. I'm putting my dick in crazy.
>>585325158gay
Still in Love is an ugly loser
>>585325786I don't want to be straight
>>585324415smart people don't believe in feng shui
McQueen > Bright > Ramonu > Ardan > Ryan & Palmer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dober
>>585325158>NTR smilecyge knew what they were doing here
>>585325859Worst taste I've ever seen
>less than 3 days until the flatliners are back with their 5 extra 10 pullsdamn, they won..
>>585325865Is that how your wife smiles at you?
>>585324753peak wagecuck mentality buying dopamine to survive their pitiful life. Whaling is genuinely a mental illness. Sorry, i hail from my oshis kingdom
McQueen >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ramonu > Dober > Bright > Palmer >>>>>>>> Ryan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ardan
>>585325947sheamus go to sleep its 5am
Hello friends!Snacked a bit a got Blaze somehow and i want to buy her from selector. Any suggestion who i should buy now? Like insane parent or somethingMy variants>Nishino>Cheer Halo>Sweepy>Kita white (if i wont get her with free pulls)
>>585325956Cingray is kino enough for me to ignore Ardan's cancerous coomer fambase ITT
are you more of a coomermusume, zoomermusume, boomermusume, or doomermusume?
mejiro FARDAN hehe
>>585326036if you like paces nishino is a required parent
>i am the only south asian/south east asian in /uma/it hurts bros
>>585326061She's so cute
My line? Flat.My dick? Huge.My carats? Preserved.My umas? Growing in number.
>>585326371Imagine if she farted haha
Chiyono has the best fans
>>585325859Every other Mejiro >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Palmer
>>585326371sup
>>585326401no...NO!THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THISCYGAMES DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!
>>585326214Ardan isn't a whore...
>>585326401He's me... He's just like me...
>>585326401your club? dyingyour danchou? dilating
>>585326465Hello jeetbro
>>585325859You don't believe what you're saying
>>585326478If 2**** wants to agp then must be 1
>i am the shortest anon in umacurse my central/south american genes
Dober is pure sex
My old club doesn't want me back
>>585326862My old club doesn't exist anymore
>>585326693How tall are you?
>hmmm it might be fun to snack...>let me try the gacha simulatoryeah. thanks for reminding me gametorah. fuck this game.
>>585326891174cm
>>585326862how bad did you clog their toilet for that to happen
>>585326937mfw im shorter
>>585326937Fuck off I was expecting some 150cm~ groombait, you're not special
>>585326929i am from the future, the first person who replies to this post and does a cheeky ten pull will get a 3* guaranteed.
never celebrate too early
>>585327013nyo
>>585326862Umama…
>>585326993LONDONONDON
danchou the club room smells like semen again!
>>585326401>copying my post I'm a trend setter
>>585327101My bad bro
Teio's cute. Teio's wife material.
>>585326972I took a huge dober in the club toilet and blocked itits over
>>585327013do not trust, this is antichrist that siphons away your luck for himself
Returnee here. When should I log back in?
>>585327054what does cs lewis have to do with uma musume
>>58532721926th
>>585327219Tomorrow
>>585327269i think theyre talking about that quote about not fearing being percived as childish or something.
>>585327149Stop what you're doing an cum for Teio
Uma uma umya unya
>pee.ass pooiswhat a fraud. the agnes tachyon speed of writers
>>585327387i already did that like yesterday though
>>585327378You know this image is fake because of those huge milkers
>>585327321oyakodon
waheymorningu
I hate zoomers so fucking much.
>>585327516go back to sleep polishanon its only 7
>>585327516gm unc
>>585327581many zoomers are already deep into adult life and some about crack that 30 y.o barrierit's time to let it go, unc
>>585327673Flash is NOT that saggy
>>585327673FAT SLAG
>>585327581The new boogeyman is gen alpha bwo
>>585327725Breasts that size that don't sag are full of silicone
>>585327729>newThey've always been behind all the new stupid trends. Zoomers are working adults now.
Lowest iq uma?
>>585327378Don't ruin her
>>585327673WHOA
>>585327830Tosen Jordan
sparce sleep again so tired dont wanna go back hell awaits me what am i supposed to do keep stumbling around nothing feels real is this my purgatory not doing anything and getting fucked over and over again for things i cant control when will the one appear who wont disappoint me just dont give false expectations it makes me sad so tired of it all need it over with please just wish i could embrace a boy once before that but thats not happening or anything else for that matter hope to sleep again after all today will be so boring sad with nothing to look forward to but thats just in general so heavy everything is so heavy want to be strangled let me feel let me escape i need out dont prolong this it hurts it hhrts it hurts jt hurts jtbhurid it hurts it bhrrrs jt urrfijjj AHHHhhhHhhhhhh AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME JSE THE WIRES USE TGEM CHOKE ME XYOIE ME USE ME USE ME USE ME USEE EEE AAHHLGHHHKKKKKK
>>585327782She's not that big either
>>585327895She will be when I'm done with her
>>585327892Come get in my bed and cuddle Still chan
>>585327892Anon what is happening to you
>>585327892Don't need to use grok to figure out what you're saying so that's an improvement
>>585327868
Marcona almonds are the shit
uma that has never masturbated?
Machan, stop yelling at old people.
>>585328024Mr CB. She doesn't have to. She always has a man on hand to please her.
uma that never showers and would let me sniff her revolting vinegary pits after a race?
>>585327892i can assure you staying up and on here super late is not gonna help with alla dat.
>>585327892He will never love you
>>585327892stfu alrdy
>>585326937uh isnt that taller than the average asian height lol. Feel like i saw 170cm for a fem asian is considered a giant. while maybe normal for a guy
>>585328159But I do
>>585328227DO NOT REPOST TO OTHER SITES JUANON
>>585327892You should confess to one of your bfs
>>585327054technically the anime did come first, which i dropped at 3 eps but 10y later i still remembered liking suzu.
nonnies is this real
pressed the [-] and suddenly all the tranny chasers disappeared. cool
>>585328387tis ai filters and camera angle magic
>>585328020I like macadamia nuts the most
>>585327321always found microbikins pretty meh. I find a bit of clothing so much sexier than scraps
Umas that wouldnt like you unless you are +190cm?
>>585328387>no leotardinto the trash it goes
any phonechad get stuck at 60 percent loading when opening the game?
Post it
>>585328524NoneJockeys have to be manlets and umas aren't like w*men
>>585328524Women paradoxically get more and more picky the older they get
>>585328291I was replying to juan for one. For two i saved it here like all my images.
>>585328524all of them born after 1995 sadly
>>585328618We are trainers, not jockeys
>>585328552haha im stuck at 67
>>585328357>one of What a slut
"heres half TP so you can abandon all your careers twice as fast because GL is fucking dogshit and we are bad at making good scenarios"
>>585328671Dober was born in 1994!
>>585328676they're mostly based on jockeys thoughever
>>5853286716'6 is insanely high
Why do men go crazy for broken women like Still In Love?
banner onegai...
>>585328671MetricGODS have an advantage because our version of 6 feet is 180cm (5 feet 10.9 inches)
>>585328841for boomers yes.its average height for gen alpha men
>>585328895too bad you are a SEA midget
>>585328951fuck, how did you know?
183cm here
>>585328880A mentally ill 15 year old with a fit sexy body does something primal to a man's brain
We fucked
>>585327892How did your new prospect disappoint you this time?
>>585328880more trustworthy than the ones that drop you without notice
>>585328880They are broken so it invokes the "I can fix her" mentality. I would hug her and cheer her up honestly
>>585328895she looks like she fucks old men
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2113510839647158295
>>585328951>>585329008I'm actually 179cm exactly. It's over for me.With shoes on I can pretend not to be a manlet.
>>585328880Honestly I only like Kita, Bue and Still because Umama erps with them
>>585328612No one in /uma/ is autistic enough to grind for triple S + FL + 9.8k+ sp
>>585328925I'm a zoomer and I'm short...
>>585326371>only sea in /uma/ no, everyone here except me is from SEA
>>585329160Is this >>585327892 Umama?
>>585329235Why are you asking that random comment and yes
>mfw 165cm
>>585329220its deadass zoomver ong frfr...
>>585329295Meant to click the one above it
>>585329302mambwo...
>>585329086My girlfriend dumped me suddenly and didn't speak to me ever again . She went on a month long study trip and we broke up over the phone just before she was due to come home. I drove her to the airport, gave her a care package, kissed her and told her I'll miss her. Bitches and whores.
>>585329302PLS BE IN CALI GIRL
I'm 200cm wide
is we getting comfy hours soon
In 50 pulls I've gotten 3 New Years Dia and 1 regular Dia.DIA STOP SHOWING UP IN MY ROLLS GODDAMN IT
>>585328880crazy bitches are catnip for virgins because of the intense love aspect. IRL though dudes with crazy bitch fetish live crazy lives because of it (usually at least one stabbing if you ever talk to one of these fellows)Personally I often don't care for yandere/thristy types because theyre just kinda boring. It's usually their defining trait instead of having an actual personality which is just mega meh.
>>585327892Maybe you could try to actually be a better person for once instead of blaming other people
>>585329160>>585329235that is the other autistic schizo
>>585329449Love me blob umasshrimple as
its insane how suboptimal it is to continue a career without at least 10% training effectivenessyou get jackshit for points and the stats are dogshit
>>585329454on the bright side youll get both no matter what.
>>585329454mega markeddon't resist at this point
>>585329449Ardan tore is the luckiest Mejiro trainer by a mile. Ardan's body mogs the rest.
>>585329435let's get comfy
>>585329468>curren was bigger than a triple crown overlord
>>585328728They should give us 15 borrows already
Kita STOP making me horny!
dia love
>>585329663Me and Dia if she shows up in any more of my pulls
>>585329389Kissing a finemoan poster suddenly and not speaking to him ever again
is it safe to log in tomorrow
VISIT TOMAKOMAI
>>585329730yeah
>>585329735I will have to read her scouting story first.
>>585329730after the banner reset yeah
>>585329663MODS
>>585329389Just like those gf going overseas corruption doujins
>>585329735
That Dia did things to me...7 chooses what I fap toCan be from something other than umamusume
>>585329819it took you 2 minutes to find that picture in your folder?
>>585329890andarion looks like that?!
>>585329890Based
>>585329907Spica trainer
>>585329735On what tracks does her unique work?
>>585329907>7forge your own path
>>585329717Thanks...>>585329825She went to Japan to further study the language in country, and then decided that her ultimate goal is to live and work there and that I wasn't going to be part of that future
>>585329907(C93) [Beicon (Beijuu)] Thoroughbred Early Days (Kemono Friends) [English] [Roadwarior2]
>>585329907Fap to Sadako from The Ring
>>585329907>>585329890
>no TE% song>no TE% song>no TE% songplease just give us rerolls we wont play the dogshit career theres no point in playing if you dont get them
>>585330027grim
>>585330117There's some pretty sexy art of her out there
>>585330146Post it
>>585330076You mean FB%Are you doing this on purpose
>>585330146thats cope and you know it. Drawing your childhood trauma as a slab of fuckable meat is not the right way to cope.
>>585329907
>>585330027Very fitting with spoopy monthI'll try to find doujins or something I don't trust this site to give me good materials
>>585330013>>585329389Umas never betray
>>585330183yeah that im just fuming rn and i want to choke a cygays dev
>>585330207I'd hot glue this figure
>>585330263They also don't exist.
Wait what? She is so shit
>>585330210If only the nishino lewds were actually this good...
>>585330181>>585330207https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3221815
>>585330351
>>585330305that's hot
>>585330013>She went to Japan to further study the language in country, and then decided that her ultimate goal is to live and work there and that I wasn't going to be part of that future
>>585330369Ringu's tawawas...
>>585330389Dia but not creepy
>>585330354But she's cute and sexy so that makes up for it
>>585330263CFs always betray and you can have CF Umas. Therefore Umas can betray.
sesbian lexhttps://files.catbox.moe/4f3ea8.jpg
I don't care if the Turbo speed card is bad, I spent crystals on it anyway
>>585330531CFs don't betray you, life splits you apart
>>585330636naizuriing her twin towers
if you're under 170 cm as a man you are free use for anyone that's over
>>585330389Dia but she's a loser
>>585330684how tall are you
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2113469032045379684niggas seeing this post asking for apolocarats reminds me how people /herr/ thought we'd get apolocarats when urara died
>>585330727170.5cm
>>585330759chinkslop player mentality
>>585330489>>585330716So do we like Xina or not?
>>585330636Her card is badHer voice is badShe's uglyIt's all over
>>585330815Yes, she's gorgeous
>>585330816That's not kinda nice
>>585330727180
>>585330815Yes and she plays well off her sisters, Goblin and Titboy.
>>585330246Tdontran has very good sadako animations and the model is kinda built like Ardan, be warned though some are futa sadako but its dicklet bottom futa not top futa
>>585330815She listens while me and Tarumae have sex
>>585330425>>585330013Incredible
odds i beat off to dotoevens i beat off to creekdubs i beat off to flower
Why are there so many important umas just before Mejiro RamonuEveryone talks about Blaze Brian and Kitasan White but apparently Daitaku Helios and Valentine Ines are still used in modern day JP?Who am i supposed to actually get?
https://pawchive.pw/patreon/user/167292491/post/150982279
>>585330727193
Have sex with umas.
>>585330958Kitasan White and V.InesHelios is top tier but only for miles
>>585330958None. You get ramonu first before anything else
>>585330985I KNEEL
>>585330905Sadako is canonically a hermaphrodite
>>585330894>>585330815She's such a loser, but she's cute because of it
>>585330963porn addicted loser
>>585330684it's not homosexual hours yet. post again in 14 hours.
>>585326371how can you be sure?
>>585330958you selector what you want most and cope unless you are buhimaxxing.
>>585330531How does Bu-chan recover from this
>>585331040ngl Vivlos cheering Chevy on during the horror game made me like her.
>>585330963porn addicted winner
>>585329972Every dirt tracks
Why are you fags so short? 193 isn't even that all. Are you midgets? Short men shouldn't even be considered people.
>>585331152
ugh short men
>>585331176>replying to yourself lol
sexiest 'flat' uma?
estrogen alert
>>585330963That was hot
Short people got no reasonShort people got no reasonShort people got no reasonTo liveThey got little handsAnd little eyesAnd they walk aroundTellin' great big liesThey got little nosesAnd tiny little teethThey wear platform shoesOn their nasty little feetWell, I don't want no short peopleDon't want no short peopleDon't want no short people'Round hereShort people got nobodyShort people got nobodyShort people got nobodyTo loveThey got little baby legsAnd they stand so lowYou got to pick 'em upJust to say helloThey got little carsThat got beep, beep, beepThey got little voicesGoin' peep, peep, peepThey got grubby little fingersAnd dirty little mindsThey're gonna get you every timeWell, I don't want no short peopleDon't want no short peopleDon't want no short people'Round here
>>585331327Teio, duh
>>585331271If she said proszę instead I'd die.
>>585331035But not cock and balls hermaphrodite iirc
>>585331393kino
>>585331285Dober is only attracted to [X]cm tall men[X] = her trainer's height
>>585331325don't be retarded schizoyou can do better than this
>>585331327cafe would have been so hot if they had given her titsLIKE WHERE THE FUCK ARE HER TITS? DID THEY JUST FUCKING FORGET TO ADD THEM?
post something sleepy copa
>>585329802Brian is a lucky Uma
>>585331525https://files.catbox.moe/7mj21h.jpg
>>585331453Tosen Jordan, 33 years old.
I have 1,93m and I'm virgin
>>585331453She's a girl who only fucks tall guys for sure
>>585331453luv this retard
>>585331641I'd like to get into her burger pocket
>>585331635>3 naked men Gross
>>585330958Helios looks extremely strong but only on miles, VFujin looks okay/strong with a kit that works very well everywhere without needing looped parents but >we have those, also an additional FL roll.
>>585331327Tosen Jordan
Remember to do 60 pulls where you get 0 3* umas on the gametorah simulator before you do your flatine rolls to trick shiraoki
>>585331464>she thinks we don't know how 4chanx works
>>585331839but what if I waste all my good luck on fake rolls
>>585331903Rickey's luck is real
>>585331525
should i be a chad and play late oguri or be boring and go pace
>>585331540
>>585331981you should play end
>>585331525Cafe...she used to have B81 in original setting. But Dantsu ate 8 cmThere's article about it in pixiv https://dic.pixiv.net/a/%E3%83%9E%E3%83%B3%E3%83%8F%E3%83%83%E3%82%BF%E3%83%B3%E3%82%AB%E3%83%95%E3%82%A7%E3%81%AE8cm
>>585331950I did tell her that
Would running a Taishino comp next CM (the Dirt one) be soul or soulless Uma?
>>585332057Dantsu stole her bust?????
>>585331839>did 100 and got both dia and kitaUh oh
>>585328880I'm pretty sure she's not broken in game, only in some headcannon.
>>585332057B81 is still small
The bigger your dick, the more you enjoy flat umas, so it is written
Any shogi rooms open?
Only true chad thundercocks see the beauty of all breast sizes
Making 200 younger siblings for Tastiera
>>585332172>globalbab secondaries don't know shit about SiLwow what a surprise
>>585332124Someone had to take it, or it will be spoiledTo think that if Cafe keep B81, Pokke would be flattest uma in JAMD...
>>585332205maybe if your frame of reference is 2d titty monsters because that's an extremely normal size
>>585332369You don't either, retard
>>585328462>make up, flattering angles, good lightning and filtersyou've just described ALL cosplay
>>585332531Now dat's what I call good lightnin'!
still in larp
Wait a minute, did it even make sense to pull Linkin Park Brian if I already have Kitasan Black and Boi-un Sky for Longs? They dont synergize on the same long team right?
>>585332205But at least there's something you can climb there!
My trainee is mad and refuses to train because I play video games with other umas due to the fact that she's dogshit at video games and
*tits*
>>585332172Anon, your basic research...
>>585330759What a weird equivalence, how tf is a rl horse dying in the same vein as cyjew fucking up a concert? I'll also never understand you antigib fags. No, seriously - wtf do you get out of whining about the whiners? The only thing that makes sense is if you whale and want to keep your perceived advantage (lol)
>>585328387>little nonnies are too young to comprehend the magic of autistic male cosplayersThat's the reason the word trap was invented
eradicate the sub species known as 'female ningen'let all children born be either a boy, or a umamusume
>>585330958PvP is kinda dying off (and gets worse) so just roll for who you like.
>>585332642Learn Japanese and go talk with the ACTUAL primary fans, retard.
We kissed and fucked
>>585332635Cow print bikinis and fat tits go perfectly
why does this tranny get so uppity whenever i call him a secondary?
>>585328387where can i get a trainer like this
morning coffee>>585331525Bigger tits wouldn't really fit her vibe anyway, let her be slender and a little ghostly>>585332057That's a fun fact, I only knew about the original Kafe meant to be an actress thing
>>585332579Pretty much. Brian is mainly a clutch for non-front mains in longs
>>585332748one fetish ill never get. Ive seen cowprint on char designs im downright in love with and just find it so visually unappealing. The human minds an enigma when it comes to attraction
>>585332819because you are reminding them that they are just projecting themself onto the uma, and that they havent actually thought too much about the written personality of the character.
>>585332579She's hot so it makes perfect sense (if you don't have her regular)
>>585332982I can't believe I don't have a single cow print bikini Maruzensky image saved
>>585332579the curse of the metaroller is to not question why you're rolling, only what to roll on
>>585332579Just saying but the issue with this Brian is that pace was the worst style for long until 2026 in JPIf it's a no front lobby and you don't have an ooniger to help you it will be really hard to escape lates. And if it's a front heavy lobby they will kill your accel
>>585332982>>585333072There you go
>>585332982usually it just looks too degenerate and humiliating, pretty much downgrading character to some lowly animal.
>>585332982This but bondage rope
>>585332973Shit>>585333064Thats the problem, i already have her base form anywayi might have to cut my losses>>585333129Theres a paradox where i would like a whole bunch of new umas but never enough to think its worth burning an entire spark for itso i'll never burn it and keep hoardingat least with metarolling i have an excuse to fish for other umas i didn't get up to this point>>585333192im confused, oonige on your side will help Brian escape lates? Like a rabbit not an properly built Palmer or something?
>>585333395>im confused, oonige on your side will help Brian escape lates? Like a rabbit not an properly built Palmer or something?That was the meta for January Arima CM yes, 2 pace and 1 runaway. Pace had god tier cards while fronts got nothing (literally no 2nd speed card) so for once pace was the meta for long.
>>585333248You sound like a troon, what are you doing here if not to enjoy beautiful girls in sexy outfits?
My dacchi said he was gonna flatline for kita, and yet he still asks for shoes in club chat. What kind of danchud power play is he doing? He already fulfilled the quota
>>585333395pace chasers also benefit from oonige
>>585333395Brian is so weird
>beautiful girlsindian coded post
>>585333634Can they just remove this shit from the game? Palmer runaway was cool, but she'd be fine as regular front if they adjusted her unique a little bit.
>>585333793devs are Suzuka oshis, never going to happen
>>585333762YOU'RE WAY TOO BEAUTIFUL GIRLTHAT'S WHY IT'LL NEVER WORKYOU GOT ME SUICIDAL, SUICIDALWHEN YOU SAY IT'S OVER
I want to let you guys know I'm going back on my diet in November.
>>585333762>not even quotingI knew you were an AGP victim, but I suspect you were a fag earlier too
>>585333840Do they enjoy seeing their oshi tortured like almost every CM?
I'm fapping to AI rape pictures of the next Uma posted.
>>585334062
>>585334014This isn't perspective, she's just that big.
>>585334062>>585334090Share your favorites
nephew keeps shadowboxing rumao
>>585333580this is def typed by brown hands. You degens seem to love degradation and humiliation. Personally i never want to see chars i like depicted in such ways. also youre part gay if you like gangbang/bj stuff
All uma are cute
>>585333218honestly repulsive to me. And i consider swimsuit maru to be top 3 sexiest outfit in the game to date even jp
>>585334154But Digitan is the cutest!
>I worked with her for three years but she rejected me in the end and said she only sees me as a trainer so I lie down in the snow and decide to die like Ryan GoslingUma for this feel?
>>585334103
its funny how sprint horses are either incredibly heavy or super tiny with little inbetween
>>585334263The correct answer.
>>585334245Larping as straight is new here
FLATLINERS REPORT INPOST YOUR 1. NUMBER OF RUNS SINCE THE 20TH2. NUMBER OF FANS GAINED SINCE THE 20TH3. NUMBER OF MISSED CALLS FROM DANCHOU
>>585334575too much work im just a flatliner stop yelling
>>585334263i stopped when i got WFM
>>585333912Suzuka becomes unstoppable in GM with evolved skills bwo
>>585334575I'll start flatlining when the free pulls for kita/dia start
>>585334575I have been playing better games gwo
>>585334575they call me 000
>>585334731and then just as she starts dropping offhit em with the pot 7
>end pearl
No one in their right mind would marry Curren
>>585332057>Narita Taishin has also been secretly nerfed by 2cm (B71B69).You know I'm fine with this. I like huge tits, but if I had to choose between the lessers, I'd go with flatter.
>>585334283me driving Digitan home after she had tons of fun at the convention. Carrying her still asleep up to bed and tucking her in. Spooning her while she spoons one of her uma plushies. Digitan rabu
>>585334575uh, math not your strong suit? 1/2 should be 0.
>>585335150she's a sweetheart that's just a little tease though, would make a good wife
But I wanted sprint...
>>585335360blow up
>>5853353171/2 is 0.5 retardbro...
>>585335414we care more about white sparks these days, try to keep up, old man
If 7 I'll do a ten pulls for Narita Brian
letter of commendation for catching a purse snatcher
>>585335507DONT!
>>585335507Well? Did you get her?
>>585335507snacking leads to downfall
>>585335507Thank you, shiraoki-sama
>>585335624thats not Brian.
>>585330318What's with the weird, taped bricks around her
>>585335624>standing paizuri
Love yourself Snack
>Got Narita Bryan Blaze>no one congratz me yesterdayI thought we friends...
>>585335624congratz
>>585335717snacking is irresponsible, we as your bwos cant condone nor cosign it
>>585335770But it's brian we talking about gwo...
umafuck umafuckkimi no aiba ga
>>585335058Unironically Teio and Suzuka are the worst pot 7 and Pasa is by far the best
>>585335851>teio century of humiliation continues
>>585335717I didn't see your post bwo
>>585335695They are the cursed VHS tapes that spread her curse.
My Führer... Mambo's rank is still rising...
>>585335936Her issue is she's a pace chaser who needs to overtake someone to ultProtip: if there's no fronts you aren't overtaking Almond Eye
>>585335436
>>585330207>slab of fuckable meatfemales
tfw u now own too many umas and can't rep them all in cms anymore
>>585332667kill yourself lol
>>585336131So more than three? Or what do you mean
>>585323953bobble of earth
>>585336271>filenamepost hors6
>>585335617Literal virtual insanity, I only have 3,000 carats left for Romanu
>>585336170Let's say we get a derby cm in the futureBut I own flash and ticket and rudolf and chiyono and teio and ardan kinda and ayabe vodka and it never ends
will you watch your only uma in america?
hello /uma/, what's the CM 23 frontfag deck
>>585336439toothbrush too thin
Did your mother never teach you to snack responsibility Only one tenner per bannerNo more, never
>>585336551my grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards kaiba
>>585336551Mad you didn't get an answer on /v/ma?Come here first next time if you want help faggot
porn of uma
>>585336576I'm an avid snacker and therefore I plan my snacks but they're big50 for every uma I like
just a cheeky 190 snack i'll stop after
sometimes i think about umamusumes and it proves that god doesn't exist
>>585336570Maybe it's one of those single tuft brushes
>>585336112c'mon I thought that was pretty good, just some light jokes
>>585336668Your gluttony disgusts me
a little pro-hack i'd like to share that every time a banner comes out i snack on 200 pulls and i walk out the door with a free SSR, they don't even know im stealing their bread
>>585336164unlike you whales i actually like myself. You'll never fulfill yourself buying jpgs bwo
FOREVER BITCHI'M COMING FOR U NIGGA
when did JP get the 20+ borrows5 borrows ain't enough
kissies?
>>585336734i considered complimenting you but ya never know around esl territory. Some real retards do visit here.
whorecurren
It is not healthy to snack, you should have 5 meals a daySo remember to apply that logic to uma and go to spark on 5 different banners a month
>>585336950I'd rather those real retards over the fake retards that are much more common
>585336851says as she posts a jpg
>>585337191That's not kinda nice
>>585337278
rape turboposters
>>585336551Tachyon/Kitasan/Maruzensky SPDYaeno GUTSTeio/Bourbon/Fine WIT
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2113545429740888158neat
>>585337367SECURE THE GOODS!
>>585337365I like this gaslight
ok I guess I'm settling on 2 turf instead sprint pink with the 3 power blue
>>585337312You are doing premeditated acts of extremely rude, I am going to have to ask you to stop please
>>585323293>Kitasan Black (New Year Outfit) [Oct 2026]>Satono Diamond (New Year Outfit) [Oct 2026]>Hokko Tarumae [Oct 2026]Daitaku Helios [Nov 2026]>Ines Fujin (Valentine Outfit) [Nov 2026]Mejiro Ryan (Valentine Outfit) [Nov 2026]>Shinko Windy [Nov 2026]Twin Turbo [Nov 2026]>Mr. C.B. [Nov 2026]Daiichi Ruby [Dec 2026]Symboli Kris S [Dec 2026]Mejiro Ardan (Ballroom Outfit) [Dec 2026]Sakura Chiyono O (Ballroom Outfit) [Dec 2026]>Sakura Laurel [Jan 2027]>Neo Universe [Jan 2027]Matikanetannhauser (Sports Festival Outfit) [Jan 2027]>Sakura Bakushin O (Sports Festival Outfit) [Jan 2027]Hishi Miracle [Jan 2027]Tanino Gimlet [Jan 2027]Nishino Flower (Wedding Outfit) [Feb 2027]>Hishi Amazon (Wedding Outfit) [Feb 2027]Marvelous Sunday [Feb 2027]Bamboo Memory (Summer Trip Outfit) [Feb 2027]>Tosen Jordan (Summer Trip Outfit) [Feb 2027]>Katsuragi Ace [Mar 2027]Sirius Symboli [Mar 2027]>Agnes Tachyon (Summer Outfit) [Mar 2027]Silence Suzuka (Summer Outfit) [Mar 2027]Narita Top Road [Apr 2027]Gold Ship (Project L'Arc Outfit) [Apr 2027]>Satono Diamond (Project L'Arc Outfit) [Apr 2027]I might go throw a cheeky tenner on Tarumae if I get lucky with my free 100 pulls, but there's a billion umas I want I want in the next 6 months so I will probably have to skip. I went to pity for Rickey and I got spooked by Acute so I'd like to complete the dirt trio.
another day wishing I was Teio.need to get up and do chores
Did you know that Ruby is the most Not For You umas?She hates her trainer and wishes they would switch out with another trainer
>>585338059This is NOT true.
ends arent doing shit wth
>>585338187I put it inside my trainees end closer.
Lets see how big the Golden Generation's brawl is
trainee puts her end closer to my face
ITS 20 FULL MINUTES
>>585338104No it is very trueRuby trainer knows deep down that she will never love them
SIXTH?!
>>585338059I knew it... I fucking knew it.. i should've just stuck to my office job instead of becoming a trainer.. I'm a fraud
>>585338247Nobody cares V
>if ebayan wins he makes back all the money they reimbursed
>>585335978It's ok bro, anyway i got her!
>>585336928stop using my wife to bait for faggotry first
based grass shitting on everyone
>>585338318Shut. Up.
>>585338447umadriver 97....
regret going to uma conventionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5TnBvBChGI
>>585338549Don't click this
>>585338549Click this
EXECUTED!
>>585338426congrats bwo
>>585335150I HATE CURREN
>in club where only requirement is daily log ins>guy with Ardan profile says he’s not logging in to save pulls for Kitasan White so please don’t kick him>no reply from GL>saw he got kicked todayI feel kinda bad for him and all the others that will lose out on their monthly welfare carats because of this
Good day friends
>>585338889Mambwo...
>finalists are all the demure typeswhat did they mean by this?
grass is RUTHLESS!
i want ass wonder to kill me
I thought grassu was a demure japanese woman?
El narrowly survives by eating ass
He will defeat Forever Young
>>585338059Ruby's trainer looks like KS miracle (not as manly) so she loves him
>>585338889Still carat positive even if you get kicked
>>585338501literally OOC
There are no curren avatars in any club I've been in, do (you) guys not like her /here/?
>>585339174she's a useful whore and nothing more
>>585338913Good morning!
>>585339174>in any club I've been inwhat a whore
>come back from 3-day ban>read up on everything>previous threads were filled with avatarfag drama discussionswhat the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>585339229bored flatliners
>>585339229Business as usual mate, you know that, so why ask?
>>585339229
i was just trying to make a tt mihonhon and the careers were so bad I'm out of borrows
>>585339402Why are you wasting borrows on a TT run anyway?
Can you guys not post about playing the game please? It's very disrespectful towards us flatliners.
>>585339472i don't use all the borrows most days anyway
couldn't post it a fw days ago because of the ban, butPAAMA RAPE
>>585339203Sometimes you get bored of ERPing with the same nonnies every day, I needed to switch it up. You don't know what you're missing
>>585339563me next?
cant wait for the on stream brawl
>>585339083i belieb
it would be cool if some people diedthat's what grass wonder would say
>>585339229better than polslop
>>585339694LLESS GOO MIRAKO RAPE THAT UMANIGGA
>>585339229who the hell backreads entire threads? there ain't shit happening here
>>585339694I still can't believe that this fucker who can't grill for shit ended up winning her groupmust be scripted or something
you guys had a 3 day vacation too? kek
>>585339806because I missed u nonnies when the site went down
i would like an umamusume to be happy
>>585339806I search for dramaclubumamainstead of backreading everything
>>585339939white woman pleasant surprise.....
aiee, it's getting cold out
>>585339939Bwo...
>>585339939I didn't miss you people at all!
>>585339990need cow wife
why is ebayan like thisattentionWHORE
first time using borrows because the game won't give me useable end closer parentswhat skills is she missing?
>>585340232He is a very good fan service horse, a good boy
>see uma trending on twitter or something>"people in LA still went to the theater the live was supposed to happen despite it being cancelled">bunch of trannies with anime pfp and their disgusting degen flagsthat tracks
>>585340281leap forward
>>585340364fuck me... I guess I'll have to loop that in...
>>585340428or run THAT card
>>585340310>seething because people have funI'm sorry you can't afford to go to LA, carlos
Love Dober
>>585340485I won't have space for cb wit (my borrow)...
>>585340428You can gamba by buying mile hints and use a borrow
>>585339990Perfect for cuddles with horse wife.
>>585340590Is that an order?
>>585340590I'd cop a feel
>>585340590this is why torenas should consciously be mindful of the proper distance with their trainee
>>585340670ugh...men...!
>>585340580I'm sorry you think you're a woman, faggot.
>>585340707uh oh melty
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>585340819oranje
man it's too cold to goon
>uh oh melty
>>585340954>>585340756anon you're so low T you can't even reply correctlyseems like people are having fun to me :)
uh oh melty
>>585340929Just gooned and it warmed me up, you should do it
>>585340954>see people socializing and having fun>shit your pants on 4chan about itrumao
Why does my trainee keep asking me to brush her tail
>>585340675Classic tsunderes are so cute
>>585341194It's her daily
Got jumpscared by Paamaa while trying to get Kitasex. She's actually cute. I don't have to spend time with Ryan if I date her though, right? A threeway with wahey would be fine though.
>>585340819Is this code geass reference?
>>585338029if you were teio would you let me bend you over
I think my robot is broken...
yay.....
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>>585341347ATSUKUNARE MY FRENS
>>585341239
>>585341545>>585341545jugemu jugemu goko no surikire
Stallions...
Random question but how come Sakura Laurel plays with ace/cb/bubble? She's not in the same gen is she?
where the bread at
>>585339472>see a good looking bobo cosplay>its a guy
Uhmmm, organic whole grain gluten free bwead?
next bread will be
>>585341608SAMBA VIVA SAMBA
bwead
>>585341349yeh
bread status: burnt
>>585341815https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ra7v7585g
>>585341815IENAI ITAMI KANASHIMI DE
>>585342032>>585342032>>585342032next bread will be toast
>>585341679That happens sometimes
>intense vertigo after not sleeping for 2 days >sleep my usual 3-4 hrts>it doesn't go away>unable to walk legs don't work>anything I eat I puke it>fuck this is it isn't it>not gonna go to the doctor>call mom to take care of me (and also to leave her a way to find my money without me telling her I think I'm dying lol)>she forces me to sleep>can only sleep bits of 2-3 hrs but still do>drink liquids inbetween>get my vitals taken >everything seems normal>continue sleeping>15h later I can walk now>still dizzy but maybe is lack of foodI thought I was gone for real..... I even listened to my "what I want to listen when I die" song for the past 10 hours on loop. Hopefully the bloodworks I'll take soon will be normal so this event remains a mystery to me. I'm such a dork.Past bump limit umamusume pretty derby general post.
>>585342425Damn bro... You need to have sleep schedule, it would help
>>585341946>>585341947NANONI BOKURA SHIAWASE NI NARETARA SHIAWASE NI NARETARATTE NEGAUNDARO
>>585342564I have one, I think the issue is that I only get 4h of sleep on average but I think I should force more so the stress on my body doesn't build up to this point again.
>>585342425niggas be like "heh sleeping 4 hours a day is fine, stupid ass doctors with their 8 hour hoax" then literally die
>>585342757Well you dont, you need to have atleast 6 hours or even 8 bwo
>>585342806I'll fall for the sleeping hoax I guess, this episode got me a bit scared I may die without me being awake to see it. If I'm unable to do it on my own I guess I can try asking a doctor for sleeping meds next year.
