Previous: >>585558708New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/qRdCSqwkg5M>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep ToshoCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 1, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
hi
this will be a good thread
Buena Shitsta
time to exercise today
>>585568465nonny?
Makku the true wife
do you guys think you'll ever be able to witness a triple crown while you're alive?
Mostly complete:https://jiggie.fun/K3L5_8https://jiggie.fun/K3L5_8https://jiggie.fun/K3L5_8
spesex
you didn't fl*tline, right?
laisu would never do anything wrong
>>585568619no but I started a few days after launch so I'm indistinguishable
>>585568609i dont really care, thanks for asking though
>>585568576yeah?
>>585568537Shit in Love
Sex with anyone but my childhood friend
>>585568675Rice forged my signature on a marriage certificate
>my trainee showed up with another man
>wake up>club dropped 20 ranks I guess people started logging in again
>>585568752I signed willingly and knowingly.
>>585568719kissies?
>>585568609Maybe
Honestly that homestretch was masterfully done by TakeWay in the back facing a giant wedge of horses only to blast forward and poke his head out in the final seconds
>>585568609triple crowns are very rare, you won't see another contender soon, maybe within 5-10 years
>>585568867what's in it for me?
>>585568954exercise
>>585568985He just did that
>>585568954>2 hours>torturedare you like 50 or something? you can still go another 4 hours
>>585568923He didn't even have to change lanes
>>585568954What'd you goon to?
wedding cooren or based cooren for cm21?
>>585568907kek no fucking way Rabuchen placed 14th, didn't he do well on his last race?
is this the worst banner wit ssr ever?
>>585568954good job mate, 2 hours is pretty solid for a beginner
>>585569113wedding
>>585569093Agnes
My name is Ginkgo, pleasure to meet you all
>>585569147no?
>>585568609tripple crowns my lifetime:Narita BrianDeep ImpactOrfevreContrailtripple tiara in my lifetime:Still in LoveApapaneGentildonnaAlmond EyeDaring TactLiberty IslandI don't see why not
>>585568609brother I am 24 and JP is not EU so as long as I can live to at least the average life expectancy in my country (75-80) I am guaranteed to see not just one but multiple TCs in my life
>>585569147Does it work on Kingu or not
uma(?)musume
>>585569147She's a good borrow if you have your own shibi, stop listening to sloppatubers
>people are proposing at uma cosplay eventdamn man sometimes I really wish I wasn't an autistic shut in
>>585568609Upon the power of this 7 and Shiraoki-sama, next year will be our year they will also win the l'arc and finally get Japan to stop sending their umas there
>>585567956she's not actually that big, right?
>>585569336
>>585568798mambwo....
>wake up>rabuchen jobbed so hard its not even funnyive been eating Ls this week
>>585569378well she is just as big as eishin flash
Umas willing to have sex with old ojii-sans?
>>585569324Why wouldn't it? I made an ok digitan the other day and she activates both kingu and razor steps fairly often, just gotta have some fronts/paces in your team/lobby
>>585569486hey
>>585569486are there young ojiisans
>>585569514People in their 30's.
How come only teiposters replied to the gooning post? What does this have to say about teioposters?
>>585569514theyre called ojisans
>>585569551they goon
>>585569551I would trust a Teioposter to know about gooning.
>>585568798oh shit i forgot to do my runs
3000m ... is strong
>>585569486fuji kiseki, gold city
Oh shit there was a new thread already so I guess I'll shill it againNew revised chat filter checker using much more accurate rules and filtered termshttps://umakaite.github.io/UmaFilter/Drop an issue or a (You) if something is inaccurate
>>585569424>late start into several brockshe's not cut out for anything longer than arima probably
best description for this skill?
I'm thinking about bringing a debuffer to the sprint cm..
>>585569424Robuchen got bullied ;-;This is gonna be a very angsty arc if this get's uma'd
>>585569797what the fuckthis isn't UmaFlaggeris someone actually picking this project back up
>>585569797gonna use it later today in the club chat and can give you feedback there
>>585569797Everything with "ho" should be censored no?
how we feeling for stamina
Lovcen? more like Jobcenas in they're gonna need to be visiting the job center after that performance
>>585570035as end, this is comfy
>>585569378She has a big aura.
>>585569797About should be censored too because of Abo. Unless Cygames fixed their garbage filter. I've been writing ab0ut for months
>>585570035You'll live
>>585570090you're winner
>>585569951Shut up!!!>>585570000Yeah me>>585570029I may or may not see it since I need to stay up to blow my borrows and then I'll be busy IRL and/or pass out>>585570034Check the rule descriptions in the raw file if you want to know what's going on. But I might add some more text to the webpage explaining the rules later
>>585570110I will now come to Tomakomai
>>585569147What's with the sudden hate on this card?She's not bad at all. Not worth using carats on, but not a bad card.
>>585570034>>585570142"abo" and "ho" are part of the space checking rule. If there is no space before them (like at the start of a message), it will not get filtered
>>585570280Retards regretting not flatlining. Ignore.
post the /uma/ dick collection!
>>585570306ah ok makes sense
>>585569797This filter really did seem to update with all of the replies to the original guy's abandoned reddit threadnice
>>585569378
>>585568954try out uma Deadlock mods
Still here.
>>585569378i bounce like this
>>585570763Despite everything.
Still in Love needs to sit on my face so i will not drool over umas with bigger boobs
>>585570790What the fuck is that thing on the right.
Ballroom Fuji Kiseki is better than the OG for this sprint CM?
>>585570763Oh, it's some avatar or signature use.
>>585570790damn teiobro ate allat in one sitting?
tiktok ahh filter
>>585570840vape pen?
>>585570840a breathing device~
>>585570845I think so personally
Old man still got it.
>>585570840it's a dumbphone you dumb zoomer
>>585570790did you make that?
lmao
>>585571081How scandalous
>>585570790You fat fuck are you going to share that?
>>585570963>denies the spring triple crown>denies the classic triple crownThis does not bode well for CDN.
>>585571081I want someone to misuse a whip on me...
>>585571081woooooooow so they get a billion dollar fine for brocking one horse but when 12 niggas form a cuck cage around opera o nothing happens to them, curious
>>585571225sure, come sit, i'll feed (you)~
highrolled the fuck out of my stats and Ruby doesn't even have the good grace to finish her chainfuck
>>585571081oh wow, thats like... cost of 1-2 premium 1/6 anime figurines
Foals look so fucked up ngl
>>585571283cute Ace
>>585571296>billion dollar finelmao the combined fine is like $120
>>585571296>billion dollar fineyou mean like a hundred bucks
>>585570790The "Thank (You)" was addressed to me btw
>>585571378HARU! YOU GOTTA PULL OUT BEFORE THE ECONOMY TANKS AGAIN FROM THE PAUSED OIL SHIPMENTS! HARU! PULL OUT!
>>585571408@UMAGrok, enhance and zoom
COUNTRY ROADSTAKE ME HOMETO THE PLACEI BELONGTOMAKOMAIUMA MAMATAKE ME HOMECOUNTRY ROADS
removed my second monitor again awardone is just too comfyhelps it not being a dogshit one I guess, the stark contrast (literally) between lcd and oled is too muchI wonder if there exist any like, smaller screens. maybe 15" or so oleds, that would be a perfect 2nd monitor. but for now I prefer having everything on one. way easier to keep focus especially when doing runs because the left-half of the screen can be uma, and the right anything else like the thread or ytpic unrelated
>>585571296Opera didn't care and won anyway
>>585571296KekI don't give a fuck what keibafags sayTM Opera has to be one of japan's strongest horse for the grand slam+autumn crown with that stupid ass cuck cage that he manage to get out of(thanks stay gold)
>>585571308I was thinking about trying City for this CM but I NOPE'd out thinking about that fucking spring Tenno Sho in her career
>>585571283Would go to highschool with ace, skip class, go to the arcade, play catch, etc etc
>is called Almond Eye>doesn't have almond eyesExplain, Umakeks.
>>585571560have some respect for fat falco poster, choose a better picture next time you post something off-topic you dirtbag
>>585571789Oguri ate the Almonds
nobody bounces like this
>>585571803>OT>even though uma was mentionedread my blogpost next time, dickhead
>>585571446you're a cute nonny *smooch*
>>585571642>TM Opera has to be one of japan's strongest horse>none of the foals were goodwhat causes this phenomenon?
>>585571560whatthe moment I started using 2 screens I could never go back, sometimes I get annoyed because I can't use a 3rd one but I don't really want to clutter my desk any more with another screen
>>585570790whenever I get ice cream tub, there is an inherent danger of me "snacking" it in one go.
>>585571908the talent was all in his giant brain
>>585571921I do have that sometimes too, or rather had. like "oh a third one would be nice in this instance", but for me personally it's just too much clutter EVEN if there is plenty enough space. kinda adhd I guess so only needing to focus on one monitor is also a bonuslegit have to do some investigation as to why ppl prefer one over the other, feels easier to keep track when you can just alt tab between all your shit in an instant instead of looking over or whatever but idk
>>585571908desu TM Opera O looked like a scraggly ass specimen of a horse When i first heard about how people thought TMO was ugly i didnt understand how you could think a horse looked ugly but then after looking at other racehorses, including Doto in his prime, i ended up understanding a littleMight be the same with Oguri but with fucked legs rather than looking scraggly overall
>>585571686I've only lost one run to it out of ten or soLose way more runs to not getting a sprint inspo
>>585571081I am so far under the poverty line that it seems like a lot
>>585571296The rules about blocking are pretty easy to understand thoiirc none of the horses in that race broke any of those so no penalty there
>>58557224950k yen is like 300 dollars or something
>>585572371I have earned zero dollars in the last decade.
>>585572249No it's not anon, I'm on the poverty line, unironicallyYou have to adjust your perspective to the amount of money they make, and that is just chump change
>>585572438what about euros?
Fat ass Hokkos
>>585572480My brain is capable of currency conversion, bro.Only reason why I'm not homeless is because I actually own a house.
>>585572438you need to be 18+ to post on this website bro
>invades your homeWhat do?
>Lovely Racing Weather *Musical Note*>finemo didn't cover her mouth
I ordered food but I'm sleepy so I'm scared I'm gonna fall asleep before my food shows up in 30 minutes
>>585572717alarm bitch
>>585572717are alarms a foreign concept to you
>>585572717alarms are dangerous, goon for 30 minutes instead
>>585572747>>585572798My phone isn't within armslength of me right now. But your suggestion is good I found this youtube video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwcTSV13nY
55% FTE start of senior summer award (RARE!!!!!!!)but no S from inspo award, that makes 10 without S despite a 55% chance or something per runthanks bitch
>>585572580but is your brain capable of joke conversion
>>585572976The joke is actually that you're wasting time replying to me
>>585572921*saves your witlet uma*
I hope Wuvcen has better luck in his next race.
>>585573068she ain't saving shit bro
JOSH IGGUEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>585573152Shakur... is sex?
>>585572683I want to hug rice...
At least Daring Tact did not lose her main wife position
>>585573068You don't quit failed runs?
>>585573048nyooo i would hate to waste my time on 4channel
>>585573313I do but I just wanna see where this goes
>>585573275Words that NO ONE has ever said before
>>585573313hitting 1600 speed with 2 cards is so rare that I play ones that might through
>>585570110for you
>>585573137retard
>>585573179You find your trainee doing this, how do you proceed keeping it professional?
>>585571081my goat yutaka take is safe
its so cold in the house I started using the vacuum cleaner to warm up a little.Umas for this feel?
>>585573527>no dist S shown:^)
>>585573674tamachud...
>>585573763
>>585573674isnt this literally more expensive than just turning the heat on
>>585573924Ayabe's body isn't even close to this nice
any cuties?
>>585574021I look like this
rape rape rape rape rape uma rape
>>585574049Me on bed
Doneighme
Give me a blue uma
>>585574101Stop doing premeditated acts of extremely evil
>>585573954but I still have to clean sometimes so I killed 2 birds with a stone
>>585573275no one says this
>>585574021
>>585574207
this has to be the most dogshit potential selection i've ever seenall that brainpower went to bananas
>>585568923at the start of the video you can see how 3 really ruined 16 race there>bro is starting his spurt>faggot throw his horse against him>has to move and accelerate too late16 100% could have won
>>585574159Dober's getting a good sniff of that man scent...
>>585574385Hayahide is so cute though
6 days
>>585573527give deckare you using 2-2-1 cock and ball torture?
>>585571081literally 2cents$ for those people
>>585574385TWO gold recovery skills bro
>>585574253hmmmmm nyo
>>585574520he's gonna job isn't he
I'm feeling good today
post beautiful horses
>>585574632Just for that I hope you get late start, rushed, and spot struggle right out of the gate in the next CM
finemo didn't give sneed star in all 5 of my borrows today
>>5855748242 of those things are good bwo
>>585574675He never finished below 3rd place and that's the worst I expect from himNo matter what i will still love him
>>585574675not a chance. our boy has it
>>585574880You are my sworn enemy now
>>585571995that explains why she's so lewd now
>>585575295
>>585575372SHE DIDN'T COME DURING MY PULLSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I NEED HER
>>585575372i used every carat and pull i had and failed to get heri'm destroyed
>>585575372She's annoying and hijacked Rickey's career.
hoggo dalumae :DDDDD
>>585575372I like her. Her ending is definitely for (You).
>>585575512>>585575584
>>585575372>very cute, fat tits and thighs and for (you)10/10
Mares are dangerous.
>>585575756Maybe i'll have to become a Copagod...
Got Festa from the flatlining pulls and she can't even sing Girls' Legend U wtf
>>585576065Proof?
>>585576065Yeah...
>>585576065need to do this to Light Hello.
>>585576169>not a girl>not a legend>not (U)seems reasonable to me
>>585576372how is she not a legend
That's it, I'm masturbating to Dober next time.
morning coffee for real this timeleftovers from the fermentation project experimentgood hokkos today
>>585576482mcafe on my uhh
>>585576472no call-out in legend changer
>>585575372ai generated uma
sexu wa
Uma with the fattest futa horsecock? Uma with the longest?
>>585576503Why does umamusume have so much more AI art than other franchises?
>>585575372so does she actually like tomankomai or is it just part of the job
>>585576894
>>585577225I think other franchises with less art get more AI art
>>585577118Fattest are the sprinters, so i think AkebonoLongest are the long runners, so i think Meisho Doto
>>585577225I don't think it gets absolutely more, just proportionally more because most (Japanese) artists won't do explicit lewds>why?honse mafia, or the memory of them
>>585574917Lovcen never finished below 3rd place
forever yankomanko
>>585576065Oh wow she is a mare isnt she
>>585577736a lunar mare in fact
>>585577612Except Yanko has a longer track record and BC Classic is at the same distance he has already ran many times
Well then
>>585577910fuck you
so boredmaybe I'll gamba
>>585577910Explode
jongers..
>>585577950no one would ever say this.
Do mares from 1870s really act like this?
>>585577910nice
jiggers...
Is it wrong to have lewd fantasies about my american bro?
>>585578184I had an uma try to get me to be her trainer by doing this, it was really weird
>>585577950I have not seen enough of Yanko's character yet to make a judgmentI love the horse tho
>>585578260nah, its cool with your bro.
https://x.com/sweetseriicos/status/2114208308550906334>this was a T person according to anons here yesterdaythe obsession is crazy
>>585578339Cringe, Spe doesn't have all that.
females should show cunt
>>585578418>Anon thinks I understand jap beyond そーなのかー
>>585578339I'm a man and I look like that so it's possible they are trans
>>585578553gay
brown...
>>585578339its the same girl who got proposed at santa anita
DONT PULL THE THANG OUTUNLESS YOU PLAN TO BANG
>>585578756Brown is BAD for you
>>585578823MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
eughh
Is Helios available in the buhi selectors next month?
>>585579037nyo
>>585578993yurr
Umamusume Xtreme Beach Volleyball
>>585578823Nah, it is in fact good for (You)
>>585579139rotting
WHAT DAY IS IT UMA GENERAL FRENS?!!???
Snacking keeps a trainer healthy
Uma fuck a nonny, fuck a nonny, fuck a nonny.Uma fuck a nonny, fuck a nonny, nonny's cock.
I haven't snackedi made a whole meal
mgu mgu
>>585579378the next 3 months can't even be classified as snacking, I'm going to be eating a whole gourmet dinner.
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
HOLY FUCK
>>585579694How much did he make
>>585579694guaranteed this dude gambles it all away within the month
gay
>>585579894iirc Going to Sky had odds = 12.0so 6 mil yen, around 38k USD
>>585579953Shave your head so you don't have to worry about your hair.
>>585579915goal: run in kikuka shoclassic year late oct
>>585579953can you post that?
morning
I liked the new episode.
waheymorningu everyone
>>585580067Bwo don't dox...
>>585580153>>585580116Morning.
>>585580067mambwo...
Stego cute!
Dox your club mates. Post your favorite one.
>>585580150>opera in the new episodeof COURSE it would be good
>>585568609already did. They are rare but not that rare. Real question is will the nip win L'arc in my lifetime
>>585580303Yeah it was a banger
Hello bros, i want to spend 20$ on uma selector this anni, who is the best picks?Besides Brian i have her
guys my trainee wants to win kikuka sho but she barely has 300 stamina
>>585580380kita blanco but depends what style you like
>>585580380roll/buy for love not meta
>>585580297
>>585580289
>>585578339Just say tranny zoomie
>>585580449If she has 700 wit then it's easy
>>585580116Fuck off, Taro
>>585580202Yes?
uma uma samba
>cosplay post>T-T-THAT'S A MAN. YES I AM SURE THAT IS A MAN HAHA THAT'S DEFINATELY A MAN. THAT'S OBVIOUSLY A MAN. I AM VERY SURE THAT IS A MAN. THAT'S A MAN I SAY. HHHMMMMMM THAT IS A MAN BRO. I ONLY KNOW MALES FOR MY WHOLE LIFE AND I CAN SAFELY SAY THAT IS A MAN. THAT'S A MAN. YES I CAN VOUCH THAT'S A MAN. THAT IS... DARE I SAY... A MAN COSPLAYING AS A WOMAN?! THAT'S A MAN FOR REAL. AAAAIEEEEE. YEAH I CAN SAY WITH CONFIDENCE THAT'S A MAN. I DON'T THINK THAT IS A WOMAN BRO, THAT'S A MAN I CAN SAFELY SAY. HOLY SHIT HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL THAT IS A MAN. THAT IS A MAN MY MAN. I LOVE MEN. SORRY TO SAY MATE BUT THAT'S A MAN, NOT A WOMAN. SORRY BUT YOU WERE WRONG, THAT ISN'T A WOMAN, IT IS A MAN. YEAH THAT'S A MAN. FORTUNATELY THAT IS A MAN NOT A WOMAN. HEY SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE BUT THAT'S A MAN. THAT'S A-
>>585580449She at least has huge guts and stamina recovery right Tequila Sunset?
>>585580502Thank you Umayuru for giving her to me sooner rather than later.
>>585580297here's my favorite club mate
>>585580612but is he wrong?
>>585580485Meta > Waifu
Lobby?? Sprint CM2767586727675867
>>585580575don't say that
where are the kitasex posters
tee emm opela ooo
>>585580449Umawife for a Harrier Du Bois?
>>585580451I dont play fronts... it's hard to chose oneMy dick wants Tamamo Cross and Sweepy though
>>585580645she ... she has just been hitting speed...and buying gold midrace skills without any discounts...
>>585580380Your favorites you couldnt afford to roll on.
tfw entering haruten as sprint maya
Propaganda?
what the fuck did I just watch?
>>585580726over here
game stopped sending me notifications about autoruns being done but still alerts me of new banners and shit, this game SUCKS
>>585580939Cinema...
>>5855806952/3
>>585580780stego
>>585580953more
>>585580695sprint rooms are lame, host dirt rooms
>doto messes up the whole playnyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooticing
>>585581151I havent started making dirt team yet bro...
>>585581117ok
>>585580939Compensation for the cancelled concert
>>585580980
always remember to be mean to localizers doing a shit job because they're here among us
what did she mean by that?
>>585581193>adam driver.gif
>>585580449Tell her to run Mainichi Okan and Swan Stakes consecutively, and it's even more than just run the Kikuka Sho in terms of distance.
>>585581205say that again?
>>585581273What the fuck am I even supposed to do there?
if sprints are f2p cms, what are the most buhi cms?
>>585581203She would have pulled the trigger, if it were not for the jetpack finale
I dont get itHow is this a good parent
finally, an oguri with S and chains finished
>>585581205>first Gold City>now this
>>585581457you cant post that lad
>>585581457
Just woke up and watched the Kikuka Sho replay. Have to say I was shocked at how Lovcen did, even given that he was blocked a lot of the way.>>585568609Sure, I've already seen two of them. The American Triple Crown, but it still counts.
>>585581458Current speed is that goated.
Ty for joining
>>585581458current speed
>>585581458I'm gonna laugh at you for being retarded instead of explaining why Current Speed is good + A&S
>>585581458current speed lets your uma literally teleport forward
>>585581457>western artist
>>585581457You can't post that
post more tasteful porn
>>585581165Stego started it, to be fair.
curren spud
umama is a slut and he overvalues himself. the real gold is the anons who don't attentionwhore, but are still massive faggots for your penis
>>585581657I'd rather have Tasteless porn
Curren speed
I'm fapping to the next umamusume post.
>>585581657https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12443477
>>585581715I HATE CURREN
i bounce like this
>>585581458Anybro you need two parrentsOne is angling almost alwaysSecond one is something else, this is something else
I unlocked the final ending, see ya nerds
>>585581913>after the rape
46250709cm21 cap test
chan is likeher name
>>5855819764Chan
umas for this feel?
curren chanchan
>>585581976Jackie-san..
>>585581950>t.ugly bastard
>>585581913>the raped
>>585582089coal shitty would say this
>>585582065dober
>>585571921Do you use monitor arm? help the cluster desk problem
I hate Opera and Operafags so much.
>>5855819596/9
>>585582253t. the raped.
>>585581965im glad i dont own this because i would have to clean it off so often
>>585581475extremely rare Tachyon cute
It’s Marvelous Goonday anons! What uma are you jerking to?
>>585581965Daiwa would never
>>585582350havent decided yet actually
>>585582253It appears you need your day brightened, fear not for OVERLORD OF CENTURY'S END TM Opera O is here
>>585582253>raped
>>585581959moar?46331170
Mama made some mac cheese after a good while, time to fatten myself up. What's your meal /uma/?
>>585582501This image is funny because it's not true, she willingly helped out with Meni Shuki. Literally came back from a trip to help out with menishuki.
could someone with 4k capabilities get me a screenshot of suzuka last scene saying nani kore?not working here for some reason thanks in advance
Any volunteers to run cm21 room?468828004688280046882800
>>585571081King Glory onige made everyone nervous I bet. Yutaka Take x Going To Sky won without making a ruckus was simply because the old man had all the experience.
>>585582253>t.doto
First time hearing staygold's voice the fag who posts her here is a literal fag, huh? Sounds like a boy.
>>585580780Taiki Shuttle so he can ask to borrow her gun
>>585582909Fronts are utter trash I don't need to host rooms to know
>>585582564omg sweep blocked by machan's fat, lard asslast38310409
>>585582909Very late nemesis proc, unusual, kek. Sweepy wins, grim. Umama got his win, let others take the slot.One more.537413765374137653741376
>>585582567you are not a mama, you are a 30 year old man
lovcen bros, how we feeling
>>585583403
>>585583219oki oguri is lacking way too much mid-race, but new idea unlockedthanks for coming
Why is this ip devoid of heterosexual waifus? Don't they want men's money?
fuck you Zhele nigger using debuffers in fucking sprint
>>585583564Hey wazzup nigga you're finally back It's been like 2-3 months or something
>>585583403>>585583564>121s afterso it really is you, annoying.
>>585583403Nobody actually likes LovcenCDN is loved because he's a KitalingLovcen is a literal who being supported by plastic fans
frick yeah
>>585582567sausage egg & cheese scramble, I'm a simple breakfast torena.
>>585583627I am against whale niggers with mlb decks, what you expect? Did you saw my deck?
>>585583627deboofs are ass in sprints tho
>>585583701CeeDeezNuts
>>585583721those PTO sparks will be really useful after GL when it goes back to being harder to get.
>>585583627there's like three debuffs that actually do anything in sprint
>>585583701>being this much of a newfagfuckoff.
>>585583701>we prefer this talented with kino parent instead of the underdog literally whoWe failed as society...
>>585583691stop nyoticing!
>>585583691no im a different guy
>>585583701The worst post across the last 10 threads
>>585583704It's okay to hate dark-skinned women
Lobuchen is desperate to still prove himself that he can run and joins the Arima Kinen as one of the fan favoritesOnce again he fails as he gasses outBroken they do not know how to proceed with his fourth yearThey forfeit and skip Tenno Springbut Lovcen will have a wonderful 4-year fall season and redeems himself finally by winning the big three races and especially Arima Kinen having matured into his peak form
>>585583704this, black and brown umas are rapists
50 pulls got me only Amazon. So glad I flatlined since I betting I'll have to pity one of them.
>>585583681Not hard for him to take long "breaks" from a game he doesn't play.
man, i need to fuck mambo so much in the most cute and soft way possible
Good afternoon
How many hours before Yanko loses?
ever think about how erotic mambo's body is
>>585583701i like watching races where horses try hard to win it all. i dont give a FUARK what they have in their pedigree (usally, i am prone to root for the rare pasalings) if the actual race is hype. case in point: the derby this year was a really awesome close race. Because of that, i wanted to see lobuchen pull this out of his ass too.
yanko will save japans reputation after the brutal jobbing this month
>>585584525?BC races are on the 30th and 31st
Not bad
>>585583853Most pal and scenario skills are worth carrying forwardTheoretically everyone should have that with Nimble already (and the URA skills everyone was dying to loop) but it's hard to keep hold of them sometimesNext scenario with Ancestors is basically the exception because in trying to make Ancestors appealing to roll on they gave it a new human rights skill that they have to keep releasing
>>585584607I don't want roasties coming into my country.
>>585584650
>>585584641???WHAT?
Yanko propagandizing children into becoming trainers
>>585584806Ugly ass horse
>>585584885too big
curren is not that big
>>585584885Ugly ass horse
why do brown people think they need to share every single pointless thought they have?
haha torena rape
>curren is shooping sexy pics of herself again
>>585585024ask yourself lol
>>585585047Daiwa...
>>5855850242mama is brown?
>>585585149he is literally southeast asian
>>585585047That's not funny Bobo
>>585585024the irony of this post isn't lost on me.
wtf was cygames thinking having TWO DIRT CMS IN A SINGLE SCENARIO
>>585585249copacopa in their brains
>>585585329What am I looking at
it twitched
it kicked
>>585584358good morning
>>585585249Falco scenarioFalco gameFalco thread
taking supicryer requests!
>>585585346Are there auspicious sex positions I can try with Rickey and get good feng shui?
>>585585356A new hag
>>585585537Daiwa cryerBootka cryer with big boots
>>585585249Dirt needs some space too.It shouldn't be about just turf turf and turf, because then the dirt uma you pull are kinda useless.
>>585585537what are we even missing
falco more like smart
>>585585674i do know we're missing one cryer....
>>585585557>fucking a pedo
>>585585537azuma
>>585585537OGURI
>>585585639Why would you have a GF if you already have bro?
>>585585730Marilyn?
>>585585751assert dominance and fuck her in front of all the little neighborhood lads.
>>585584892What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class at Northern Farm, and Ive been involved in numerous secret races in the middle east, and I have over 5 billion earned yen. I am trained in Flat races and Im the top Stallion in the entire Ritto tracen. You are nothing to me but just another ningen. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hoofs. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cyber Agent Security Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
WARNINGWARNINGDOTO FLUFF INBOUNDEVERYONE SEEK SHELTER
>>585585537is there a Gimlet one?
Grass was surprisingly familiar with cornbread...?
>>585585978Now post the kaguya version
>>585586037surprisingly huh
>>585585978didn't wrap tight enough
me when i find my trainee
>>585586037Grass is as american as apple pie and just as sweet
>>585586037Grass is familiar with wearing American flag bikinis
>>585586152can umas do this
wokka
>>585586310Horses look so dumb
>>585586152that foal looks so cute i want to pet it
>>585586224I will need proof
fily
Kisekis' Kisekis
>>585586520cursed ningen propaganda
>>585586545SEXOOOO
ningenmanko can't be that bad
I like human womenumas without their ears and tails are just as cute, if a little bald
I'm still mad that I've got Steampunk Taishin before Vanilla.
it's ok as long as there's hair where it counts
>>585568395Thoughts on overweight horses?
>>585586694toreina-san seems like you need a refresher course, visit Tazuna's office afterwards
>>585586810I like Machan
>>585586787>umafying the ningens
>>585586810
>>585586545So saggy.YUCK
>>585586875your jiggie?
>>585586891Worsr post ITT
>>585586875samei used to get annoyed having to set up clanks in between helldivers missions but my bros and I all quit that dumpster fire and have been too busy to play anything else together lately
>>585586875bloodborne on pc is really good rn, give it a try
>>585586891Fat tits are the best though?
>>585583701Falco would say this and she would be right
>>585583701>frau du nord
>>585583701Lovcen was /uma/'s guy because he started racing as global came outThat's it
>>585586965there is no current jiggie
these non-first scenario'ers will never understand the significancs of hopeless stakes
>>585583701
>>585586875the last month i've been on a rotation of:poe2dota2modded minecraftdeadlockpretty comfy
>>585587383I lost my first hopeless during GL
>>585586875play indies, they don't last too long
i prefer the futility stakes
>>585587383they also won't understand losing the ura finale because the uma you use has more career goals in a distance she has a B aptitude ine
>>585586875just boot up a porn game. you'll even finish before the clanking itself
stamina really is realsugoi
>>585587814me to the right off screen
>>585587718
>>585587814What's happening to Shakute...
>>585586152>raping in front of a child
current bucket
>>585587896its meI am Verxina tore
Ugly mare
>>585588126Yeah? Then stop pretending not to notice her hitting on you
All umas I make for this cm get 0% WR in random rooms, I need to highroll that much just to be consistent?
>>585588353post team
>>585588329What? My trainee is only showing off her swimsuit isn't that cute
>>585588447Stop messing with her. She's getting depressed that her sisters hooked up with their trainers but she can't...
can you believe itturbo next month!
>>585588353the lowest score uma (i know score doesnt matter this is just for reference) ive won rooms with is UG8. you dont need an insane roll to win enough for A finals, this cm is too random to go max effort into imo.
>>585588618>>585588329>Gentil's onahole She's shit
>>585588679El rabbit (forma de F2P)
>>585585537One for Win Marylin!
>>585588353It's a sprint CM so everyone is using 3 speed 2 wit with non-stam sparks, it's easy to high roll
>>585588679Is it true Tahbo is the go-to runaway for rabbit strat?
>>585588747My onahole's onahole...
>>585588679Not rolling
>>585586875entropy zero 2 is a good half life 2 mod that costs 0$ and only needs you to have HL2 installed to play
>>585588679Also CB
>>585588852god dober is so cutei wanna breed her with 10 different stallions
>>585588972AIEEEEEE
>>585588864>gorillafagKill yourself
>>585588852Avoid horny mares at all costs.
>>585589025the bigger the woman, the bigger the breastsyou aren't gay are you?
Name the umamusume with the biggest areola.You can't.
>>585589113Doto
>>585589113air groove
>>585588396>>585588682well about that...>>585588810the stats sure, the chain events im not so sure anymore
>>585589113Doto>>585589151Beat me to it
>>585589105>167cm
>>585589383we are so back keibabros
fanfare more like fuckfare
>>585588353Rooms are usually occupied by the sweatiest players with overtuned highroll meta umas and do not reflect reality of actual chanmi lobbies, plus sprints in general are fairly random, so I wouldn't worry that muchunless you get 789 in lobbies and you have like 1400 speed sprint A umas then I'd worry a little bit
>>585589113It's Doto
>>585589383
>>585589168>cares about races more than her trainer>gets mad when ningen women want him
>>585589204is end B good for your yaeno muteki?taiki may win hard if you roll sprint S and 1600 speedbakushin apparently is cooked...
>>585589525All that just to catch Orfevre's dirt
>>585589573The Win pool represented just 6.6% of the total bet on the race
>>585589615this muteki is the only one with 10%+ across every umas I made, and I had no plan for her, I just wanted to try running it down mid with max spd and pwr I could get with 1k+ wit
Reminder that trainers have rights.
>>585589856then B may be ok, try redoing the Taiki she's free wins just max speed and sprint S gwo
>>585589204If you're gonna put the effort in borrowing Daiwa you better at least get the neck and neck from itand I think there has to be a better SR wit card than the ssr bourbon to run, going 3wit2spd with Taiki seems unwise as well, better to borrow another speed card and max out speed imobut yeah these horses aren't terrible, depends what your goal in the actual CM is
>>585585674mostly newmas
Remember about the hour change fellow eurobros
>>585589204you should borrow baku sneed and just pray for a wit highroll. concentration is good but if you cant hit a decent wit with 2 wit cards, you might wanna sprinkle some wit sparks in there
>>585589928HahahaYEEHAW
>>585590320>Kentuckian
I think its cool that my clock automatically accounts for daylight savings
>>585590282you werent supposed to shay that it was my one chance to beat the shoe campers
>>585590320taiki is a good girl who respects her trainer's boundaries
>>585590282Totally would've, thank you horse of punctuality!
>>585590451Sorry bwo, I had to do my random act of kinda nice
>>585590390Do Kentuckians not say yeehaw?>>585590473Well...
>>585590560They don't
>>585590560They do
>>585589958>>585589958>>585590286I was getting mad getting a late start and losing right there, so I tried getting conc and it turned out these were the better horses from the batch.I will try getting a very fast taiki and just bet it all on N&N and Turbo
>>585590603>>585590637I see!
>>585590828Fat fuck
>>585590560no one says yee hawthey do say y'all and say the word pecan funny and talk real slow>t. my best bro married a girl from kentucky
>>585589586>ningen
>>585590828Mackie is gonna get fat though?
>>585590928So Grass wouldn't occasionally and accidentally blurt out a "yeehaw!" when she gets too excited?
>>585590928You're my best bro but you're not married tho...
>>585590648Yeah the recipe for a decent horse for this CM has three ingredients, 1600 speed, sprint S, and a good acceleration skillGanbatte anon
>>585591190you can condition her into it
>>585585537Espoir Cry
Grass hated her Kentucky family so much she moved to Japan
>>585586358Lala my beloved....
>>585590648ganbate bro, this is a very good taiki cm, if you get her 1600 sneed 1100 wit and sprint S you have A finals right there minimumjust realized i recognize that bamboo memory from club chat lmao
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/W-Po5Tzkw6cTosen's a slut
>>585591190Japanese girls don't say yeehaw
>>585591248Don't neglect wit either, the race is one big downhill.
>>585591476too bouncy unironically wtf
>>585591190Grass would say bless your heart on accident from time to time>>585591243sorry man i met him in elementary school you had a late start at this gate...
>>585591431>SpoilerNyo, you do nyot
>>585591476
Bed squeaking sweaty sex with Winning Ticket
laying and hungryfood time I guess
>>585591887https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12447007
>>585585954I look like this and say this.
>>585591648Raping this pink ojou
>>585591954not nooow...
>>585591963>no tits>no ass
>>585591476fan animation is a dead art
>>585592098Yes. She's like 14 years old.
>>585592098>no tits>no ass>big heartjust how i like em
>>585592190digitan would still look like that at 30
>>585592220She has bad stamina
>>585591961Why do you love the cameras so much Yanko?
>>585592228And that's why she's perfect
>>585592228Hag Digitan is an intriguing concept...
>>585592142it has never been more alive than now thoughbeit.
>>585592386and its 95% all garbage
>>585592386It's owned by yuricucks
1-9 get up0 chill
>>585591426losers are so much more sex aren't they
>>585592502kys
>>5855923318% stamina growth tho
Bouquet-chan watching me cum pitifully as her toes fondle my balls
>>585592381digitan wifedigital daughter
>>585592563>footfagsNeck yourself
>>585592680
its a new day!
>>585592142definitely, either it's trash animation or AI slop
>>585592715art niggas dont actually play the game
>>585592637Digitan pumping out a kid at age 20!
>>585583701death to lingposters
>>585592562>no 9* stamina Super Creek
>>585592432maybe the problem is with you then.>>585592476ok then go learn blender or sfm and change that? there's 10 trillion tutorials out there for both.
>>585592670No, I don't think I will.
>>585592727BakusexSexushin
>>585592726
>>585592913>t.Chiyo
>>585592727who would win in a sprint race (assume all aptitudes are A)bakufatfatcocurren chunk
>>585592881Stop defending shit animations
Are massive yet covered nipples SFW? The outline is very visible.
>>585593230nyes
>>585593230>>>/trash/
Artists are scared to draw umankoThankfuck AI art exists in the big 26.
>>585593357>aislop
>>585593292
>>585593194I think it's Cool when people put in the effort to create something, actually. And most uma animations I see are at least funny even if they're not particularly impressive.>>585593357don't post that
>>585593357
>>585593554tanukis are for man children
is this true chat
bwead
reminder that if you request rare sashes at reset, the shoe pvp'ers won't notice
>>585593702next bread will be butter garlic
So what other nasty side effects do psycho meds have
>>585585537Narita Taishin
>>585593886They kill your soul
>>585593797
>>585593751>bipolar disorder >becoming fat and uglyShe's a goner
>>585593886why do u ask
>>585593794with the advent of auto runs, there is objectively no reason NOT to auto spam fill all requests
>>585593794if you request sashes you owe your clubbies sex as punishment
>>585593751lol @blaming the meds
>>585593751if you still use twitter in the big 26 you deserve everything that comes with it
>>585593751>BPDCould have been really hot if she went full landmine mode
>>585594017they do that though
>>585593820
>>585593751>bipolar Scarlet The fanart manifested...
>>585593554>grannyfag defending goyslop
Dietwa scarlet
New bread, NOW
>>585594017but meds do thatif you take bpd or most mood meds, you get bald, fat, and without sex drive
>>585594017Yeah, some meds can make you "feel" hungry just like how ozempic can make you "feel" full
>>585594146but that's not my name.
>>585594184>image limitbake it yourself
>thread war faggotry
>>585594126the fatfuck fans said that. She said she's fine
>>585594296I used to abuse adderall and I wouldn't eat all day and had no sex drive, it was pretty cool
>>585594191the pills get really big and grow limbs and they crowd around you and shove you around and start writing notes to you saying you'd better get fat or your kittycat is gonna get it and then they pick up your cat threateningly and make as if to throw it really hard and then you say okay okay I'll get fat I'll put the food in my face okay just just don't hurt little Agnes
that's the bread you deserve
>>585594461holy fuck you obsessed freaks are such annoying schizophrenics
>>585592507She is sex bomb regardless of her record tho
>>585594461>>585594574pot and kettle
>>585592913i think thisi say thisi crave this
>>585593751desu if you are fat and a celebrity you should just not interact directly with fans on social media, it never goes well. There are already schizos that have bullets ready for well-to-do celebrities, being fat is a giant target on your back.
>>585594574kill yourselV
UH OHMELTY
HOLY TROON MODERATION LMAO
excuse me?
it's over
Troon mod cannot stop me from posting that Mejiro Palmer is cute!
>V nuked>thread gone tooSigh........
Well that was weird
So this is how /uma/ dies...
what happened to the other thread
what the fuck happened?
>>585600438>>585600438>>585600438emergency bake
nice thread umachachos
guess the thread war TRANNIES nuked the NTR thread by bot report spam out of spite again
>>585600437>>585600437>>585600437I knew he's gonna get nuked for his racist talks so I had a bwead prepped in time
??? what happened
Nice deleted thread, globaltards
Do the mods really think Global and JP can be in the same thread? Are they stupid?
>>585600367you're right lolhe baked but got IP wiped so they didn't actually target the thread
>>585600470>>585600460bravo retards
>>585600470>>585600460AIEEEEEEEEEE
>>585600470That's not the new umayuru episode...
>>585600460nyo.............. we baked togethergo here minna he was first>>585600567>>585600571it's fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee>>585600587OH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT SEE I'M STUPID DON'T GO TO MY BWEAD
>ctrl + f "deleted"
>>585600740collage worthy posts
>>585600495No, that retard just got IP banned and it nuked the thread as a collateral
