Previous: >>585568395New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FwDmrbvdVQ>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep ToshoCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 1, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Halloween Duramente (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Mejiro Palmer is cute! She's cute!
total janny death
>>585600597no one says this
what happened
complete and total NTR death
scarlet used to be my favorite uma but after seeing her pig of a VA the illusion is shattered...
ryan LOVEand KILL all jannies>>585600645someone got nukedthat someone made the last bread
>wake up>drank my coffee>took a shower>uma time>remember i've never seen the director in pulls>see thisthis is the first time i see the directori snacked 70 pulls with tickets so it's okay, kris should be okay with that they can't be used on ramonu
Before we die again. Pizza or Burger for dinner. No funny inbetweens
>>585600641I said it. I continue to say it.
That's a lot deleted posts last thread
this bread will be ok. we will all be ok. forever.
wahey
>>585600751pizza burger!
>>585600667Stop posting the fat hog
>>585600597>>585600795I say thisI will continue to post thisI will eventually fuck her in my dreams>>585600815We won't beThis thread will get fucked by ERP and other seaturdidy all the sameBoyLove
my daughterino
IM CRUCIFIEDCRUCIFIEDLIKE MY SAVIOR
another million fans for mambo!
stop looking at the faces of VAs you retards, they're EAR sex not EYE sex
>>585600880
I was asking for best way to earn carats as a newfag in consideration of the great wit card in a month before the thread died, what were the ways?
I... I was raped by my trainee...
i hope doto stays healthy this winter too
>>585601003>best way to earn carats as a newfagmaybe you should try getting a job
>>585600834They got their orders after the concert cancellation: Uma is no longer a right friendly franchise, so they must burn everything down.
cool bread, collage time?https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/585568395/#q585574517https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/585568395/#q585582773what did he mean by this
>>585600675i appreciate ryan for not hating me for using her for her unique on the umas i actually like>>585601003team trials, parent runs(run as many g1 races as possible) and gibs(daily and events)
>>585601003Level up your TT team, read all character stories (raise their bonds), weekly TT, CM and free gibs
>>585601126https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/tnum/585568395/deleted/deleted/
Digitan LOVE
>>585601047
>>585601275I forgor you can search by thread number
>>585601126>29 deleted posts>and a WHOLE thread that had NTR in the OPreallymakesyouthink
>>585601076post whale sheet so I can see if it's worth my money then, I recall uma's prices were dogshit thoughI would rather buy and play the whole princess maker series
>>585601003what anon says >>585601175new umas, not sure about new alts have their first 4 episodes available in the story section, not main story and each gives either 20-50 carats, you can read them or skip them and read them at a later dateother than that you're practically at the fate of daily carats and bonuses we get randomly before ramonu arrives, worst case scenario you'll have to borrow her so get mentally prepared for that, cause remember you need 5 copies, original + 4 to MLB
>>585600886thats a funny inbetween and doesnt count, call it
>>585601003Dailies, fill your TT roster with highest score umas, score in TT, complete events, joining a club
umamusumanko to my face
>>585601349it was obvious it was his thread but I didn't realize that he would get himself banned and IP wiped somehow
Why is this ip devoid of heterosexual waifus? Don't they want men's money?
what fucking happened to the last thread?
>>585601513ryan is very heterosexual though...
>>585600751Are you going to eat a whole pizza, or save some for tomorrow?
>>585600667Girls with boobs so huge they have to wear bras like that are my favorite...
>>585601471ya well he is clearly already back being a schizo, just not for porn
>>585601349what does he have against chiyofag
>>585601471he evaded like 3 bans before that so he's probably on jannies scope 24/7 now
Do the jannies finally care about our plight?
Visit Tomankomai!
>>585601175>parent runs(run as many g1 races as possible)How is this related to carats? I thought it was just for fans and mats at most>>585601235>weekly TTit's not cumulative, but only your best run?
>>585601275He talks a lot about jerking off.
I must save carats for Wuby, even though I'm not deserving of her....
quiet down, nigga.
>>585601513
How do people get 10m+ fans a day? I looped literally all day and couldn't hit that. Is there a benefit to doing races other than G1's?
just woke up I hope my goat lovcen won his triple crown
GOOD ENOUGH
>>585600751a pizza is large and lasts you for 2 nights if hungryburger is good in the short run and you can only get 1 in an ethical wayi'd go with pizza
>>585601564Nah its dinner/lunch. Tomorrw its my own cooking again
>>585601623if you want to go for fans, you can't be doing optimal loops
>>585601672motherfucker you got ONE SKILL
>>585601540her warm, just taken off, panties better be in that present box
>>585601621Who?
>>585601703Might as well pizza for lunch, and then eat the rest later for dinner.
>>585601623you can hit over a million fans in a fan run but I don't see the point in wrecking your looper effort for that extra ~300k, seems retarded personally and I'm of the mindset that if your club is about to drop rank and you are looping all day, it's not your fault.
>>585601554>posting the boy>>585601587>stallion
>>585601589>it's not cumulative, but only your best run?I mean the weekly TT rewards for taking part, not the one off promotion rewards
>>585601776meds
>>585601623>>585601776fan runs arent worth unless you explicitly joined a club to fan runit's a stupid system infested with bots so you're never, EVER getting S rank
>>585601589you can get carrats from winning graded races, about 5 carrats for a won race. You can only get 100 carrats per day from races and its pretty rare unless you are doing fan runs(run every fucking race you can for fans for your club) or parent runs
>>585601623>Is there a benefit to doing races other than G1's?other than fans, you can also get carats there so you can get a better ROI especially during half TP events
Harikitte Ikou!
>>585601814Read the filename
>>585601573>what does he have against ERPing transexualsgee i wonder bwo
Since Lovecen lost I don't care about keiba anymore. Horse racing is fake and gay.
>>585601751mmmm nyop, I only need to get lucky with inspos
>>585601623dedicated fan runs + tp potionsnormal people that touch grass do 2-3 mil a day with clank borrows
>* got nukedbased
i got a kitawhite duplicate semi brag i guess
I ordered a tuna pizza
>>585601325Reminder to all trainers, do not threat your trainee like this, you have to pat her head, hug her, cuddle with her, if she needs it.She's an athlete, she's constantly on physical stress during trainer, and mental stress on the track and before. She's developing feelings and can be insecure about the result.Also she's not living with her family, and cannot meet them that often, some of them even have distant families and cannot meet them at all during the career.Physical attentions are needed and should be normal behavior between trainer and trainee.
>>585602071retard
>>585602147they are quite niceI just like tuna, actually
>>585602163fuck off with your avatarfagging
Are the scamchas worth it
>>585602071sex with finemoan and finemoan posters
>>585602163i stopped reading at your typo.
>>585602037at this point I'd kill all the erp agps even if it would cause the holocaust to happen
what are we mad about today?
>>585602037wasn't he e-dating umama a literal tranny ERPing fag
Greetings
>>585602226Oh yeah they are my favorite kind of pizza. I also love to eat tuna steak.
>>585602262if you mentally prepare yourself for the chance to get release umas or dupe umas, they're okay, dailies may be better in the long run
>>585602293I'M SORRY
>>585602262Only if you get lucky
>>585602328Stop nyoticing the narrative shift
>>585601814adult mayano
lust for boy uma
If I'm running Taiki for CM22 do you think my second inherit (besides Blossom) should be Pulse or Plancha? I could also do Mummy Creek but the Nishino parents on Chronogenesis aren't very satisfactory...
I forgot about time change, i didn't do my dailies...
>>585602442pulse, you ain't getting 2nd in time
>Having to worry about DSTGood thing I'm in Japan
>>585602436Boy umas with fat tits are the best
>>585602335
>>585602325I wanna go to Tomakomai... but Tomakomai doesn't want to come to me...
>>585602569hello there
will GM save /uma/?
>>585602578https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=Flights+to+Sapporo
>>585601592What else do you do in the favela
>>585602442i went with pulse because i cant be assed to loop Mcreek cuz G mile G sprint even tho i own her. Plancha is also good but can fire too late if you are not in position for it
>go out to get some gas>come back>29 deleted postswhat did I miss
>>585602647hi!
>>585602442>I could also do Mummy Creek but the Nishino parents on Chronogenesis aren't very satisfactory...I don't see the relation between the first and second half of this sentencebut there are some okay mummy creek parents on chrono now
I didn't miss shit :)
>>585602671
>>585602545I thought soA Dirt CM means there are going to be plenty of Falcons about Not to mention Dicky Ricky
>>585602442if you're aiming for plancha you gotta run ambitious breeze and goood fucking luck lol
>>585601623this x10
sfv working in the mile dirt cm?
>>585602802If I make my own Mummy Creek parent I'll have to borrow Nishino rather than just making my own Nishino parent (I have both)
>>585603008only for Taiki herself, it has some carryover accel but not fully. It is more consistent than other paces though.
>>585603008only on taikibad proc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWylS2IHVHQ
>>585603008no
>>585602768typical resident tranny shit
>>585603143
>>585603156>>585603142>>585603109I guess I'll just run taiki herself then
>can finish spicy fried chicken that used to make me cry without feeling anything nowSoon I'll become Doto
descirbe tarumae's personality besides tits and tomakomai. you can't.
Chiyoposter is just misunderstood, not evil like V
>>585603347hates the feng shui scam
>all the 'mama schizoposting last thread was *lol
>>585603347She HATES Rickey and China and Feng Shui
>>585603414some of it was me
>>585603343>fried chicken made you cryunless that shit was like level 4 or above at howling ray's you're a fucking pussy dude
>>585603008yes
>>585603364all avatarfags are AGP trannies
so once scenarios reduce duration and half of cm turn into loh does that mean only 2.5cm per scenario
>all the clubs are tanking>pawchive down for good>I have some nasty fucking flutoday fucking sucks
>>585603414schizo posting is ALWAYS the same GUY
>>585603347she is my wife and she loves me
>>585603572Donna is quite pretty, huh
>>585603516But they're my friends
>>585603572for some reason you get called a schizo for pointing this out
>>585603568I BLAME THE TRIPLE CROWN
>>585603324Excellent choice.
>>585603347I love the idol who act all cutesy on screen but is cynical and unkempt out of view trope.
>>585603654A common schizo practice you can see in countless boards
What the fuckI just logged after the daily reset and didnt get 60 rolls on umas, what the fuck, was not logging in for 5 days useless??????????????
>>585603568>pawchive down for goodAlready? What happened?
>>585603640naturally>>585603654by the schizo. it's a defensive mechanism.>NO YOU ARE THE SCHIZO!
>>585603568tomorrow will be butter
>>585603742the worst kept secret ever, literally 0 gatekeeping worldwide
I am the schizo, AMA
>>585603572>>585603640>>585603789I wish I were 'donna
>>585603414it's him 95% of the time unironically
>>585602660GL isn't any worse than other scenarios. If you don't enjoy GL you simply don't enjoy the game.
7 and someone post uma boobs.4 and someone post uma butt.
>>585603825lmao
>>585602335Shut up *****cchi
>>585603849do you boil your sausages, air fry them, or deep fry them?help this is urgent
>innate pedal to the medalI'm gonna loooooop
7 and I'm gonna do it
did V and the uma&co dancho have a fight, what's with the sudden hostilities between them
>>585603849why are we even here?
@retardmanlet homo
>>585603984For what dish?
>>585603970
>>585603984It depends on the sausage and the dish you're preparing, but more often than not you boil them for 10 minutes and them fry them with a bit of oil. You never airfry or deep fry a sausage, it will explode
>>585603568Cheer up with a cup or two of ben & jerrys!
>>585604116sausages...?>>585604170thanks schizobro
Hello Hello
>>585604221GIWTWM I love those so much legit eat a whole one in a sitting..........
>>585604221is this a new fatco or did i miss this one
>>585604020
>>585604087It's Sunday and I have nothing better to do
>>585604243You boil ehm usually. Sometimes fried, if the dish itself is also a fried one
>>585604268teiobro....
>picked a wrong parent and sent Flower off with medium DShe'll do fine right...
>>585600438EVIL HORSE I HATE YOU
this video is from 2025 but apparently the rice shower memorial was stacked today too, that horse was loved it's a shame it wasn't a lot when he was active
>got kita yesterday>today i got both dia and a kita dupeALWAYS GAMBLEALWAYS SAVEALWAYS BELIEEEEVE
>>585604264hey hey
>>585604413its auto right? she will do fine, might drop 1 or 2 if unlucky
Taiki LOVE.
>>585604264good nightaftermorningnoon bro
my cm team
>>585604264cute Ines
>>585604345Play jong
>>585604551this until Maya is in the mood to run around as a cat.
Another Sprint S down the drain.
>>585604495please do not post weird fetish art of my wife
>>585604591I tried it in Yakuza and absolutely hated it
>last thread schizo is spamming dog shit art again, this time without jerking off in public
>rainbow gate>ay caramba onions mexico start speakingfuck this
>>585603347she has fat thighs and cute cheeks
>>585604804Anon what the heck are you talking about
>>585601573V larps as being white, which includes being a right wing little chuddy, therefore hating the chiyolibtard
>akikawa appears>eclipse first>IT'S HE->off-bannerAny worse feeling than this in the game?
>>585604918Maybe I like V now..
>>585604904i got an ssr on my daily free pullit was el condor pasai`m sad
>long shart star
>>585601573His danchou refuses to fuck him
>>585603347Skeptic and realist without the arrogance
retard lost again lol
>>585604937i got a double 3* dupe from a long shot star, that felt pretty bad
>>585604904o fuck why the fuck did I write onions lmao
this thread is terrible
No 3DPD in America's soil
what the fuck happened
testo
When you encourage schizos, you're either supporting * or *****You're their drone, their bitchIs that what you want? Ignore and let them kill themselves
>>585605206i got what you meant but beans would have worked better
>>585603347Ugly with bad chi flow
>>585605261the flatliners from other clubs returned
>>585605210"fan" animation is a dead art
>>585605371>t.Tosen
>>585605210I bounce that way
>>585605210I'm back now, thread will be better
ITS BEEN 4 DAYSGIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD
>>585605261Snap back to reality
I had a dream that time travelers had to assassinate Silence Suzuka irl because in the original timeline he was stronger than El Condor Pasa and got sent to L'arc and actually fucking won, and the butterfly effect fallout from that event caused WW3 (not some chud nothing ever happens war, like actual WW3.)
>>585605206You typed onions which becomes onions on 4chan, newcutie
>>585604751Wow rude...
>>585605527what is blud doing in unity cup
>>585602323sorry didn't you mean to type 'especially'?
>>585605137>multiple rainbow gates>either dupes or umas you don't wantUnironically almost dropped the game because of this
>>585605665where's the blood splatters and red overlay on this gif
>>585605665oh yeah that was it, I forgot about that
>>585605686I like looping in Unity because of the guaranteed card hint.
>>585601776ryan...
>>585605210the bouncing has gone too far
>>585605850the what now?
>>585605747eh, no crying in the casino i suppose.i felt less bad when i realized i saved a month's worth of legend races tho
CUTE!
60 free pulls result>Kitasan Blacked (on banner edition)>Rice Shower (cute vampire edition)>Inari One (shrine edition)>Mambo (somehow didn't get her before)>Winning Ticket (somehow didn't get her before)>Enough tokens to get almost all 1* to 2* (sorry Haru but not you)>Enough tokens and statues to 3* somebody like Golshi or TachyonIn conclusion: I'm pretty happy. Shame about no Satono but I still got 40 freebies so knows. I could go for 200 to spark in theory but I was thinking about pulling Helios too so idk
>>585604937Yes and its happened 3 fucking times now.
>>585605578>smelling armpits
>>585605206onions are the best 2bhcan't eat rice if it wasn't cooked with onions, they get added to almost any dish, can even eat them raw
>>585605929>Winning ticket genuine newcutie alarm
so what did we learn?
>>585605896>nuked AGAIN lmafo
>>585604937I dont even mind getting an off banner if its an uma I`m interested in, it sucks if its someone you dont give a shit about
>>585605371it's been for like a decade bro, ever since horror became a thing for children thanks to FNAF
>>585606069I don’t know
>>585605913you get better card hints if you loop in unity
>>585606069Daiwa's VA is an ugly roastie that needs to quit
can i get a kissu
>>585606078Yeah an off-banner like Flower that is useful (and cute), or zrr (not amazing playwise but cute) is nice but at least in my case it's usually umas I'll never train because lack of interest or because I dislike the playstyle
>>585606194ehh? ive never heard about that, i just did it to grab ign power and was done with it. wait, are you looping MANUALLY?
>>585606194I never considered this desu...
>>585606294hey
>>585606343the clanker knows how unity bubbles work
I would roll naked in bed in Daiwa`s VA if she squeak like a pig using Daiwa`s voice
>>585606068Yea I get that a lot around here
I taught you guys were meming about Touromae and Tokokomai but thats all that happens during her ult
>>585606194@umagrok is this true
https://x.com/yukishio_umajo/status/2113971787163955332
>>585606440Hope you're having fun with the game newbro
I love BIG FAT uma tits who else?
>>585606512NERD?
Why are they orenji?
>>585606412dang. are you able to hit SS in unity? i assumed the skill points were too low to bother trying
you don't actually get more hints when doing Unity over GL. are the ignited + whites worth it over less SP and stats? that's up to you to decide
>>585606535Yes
>>585606591>SShaha
>>585606584Little Caesar's
>>585606512cute alien. quite fond of it.
>>585606630>Anonymousyou aren't umagrok
>>585606582Yeppers
>>585606549is okay but gacha reeks. At least I can cope in open league for now (2/2 wins)
>>585606584Orange is the color of best girls, because it represents warmth, and optimismAnd also incidentally the orange chakra is very close to their wombs so they're naturally skilled at reproduction
how exactly does this game even work for new playersit seems hilariously brutal and uncaring to newcutiesHow could the game's population ever grow?
>>585606573i am also a fan of big uma tiddies
I love getting 1 star whites in unity
>>585606815the newcutie with beyond bad cards is crushing open league
>>585606609You train unity to loop for GGP, then go to GL and train GP and P
>sudden slop posthmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>585606815Just don't be a metanigger and it's very friendly and casual.
>>585606778based opengodwinning open is pretty impressive because assholes make twinked out umas for it, so very nice
>>585606783>It's trueHoly shit.
>>585606815If by any chance you want to do pvp you go open league because it`s just up to A+ umasIirc there is eventually borrow decks options that are not meta but usable
>>585606815idk but we have like 2-3 new guys ITT since last month and they are killing it for the most part>>585606938the guy this anon mentioned won open A arima vs kita vbourbon with ZRR
>>585607073need kawapri to punch me in my sacral chakra
>>585606535>>585606349>>585606343remember bubble pop = skill hint and it works in clanking
>favorite star in free tenner>summer spe dupeAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHYYYYYY
>>5856068151. Spacing2. Normal people don't give remotely enough of a shit for the retarded metafagging to be relevant. This is essentially the case for most games, including this one.3. The game has Open League, letting newcuties compete for money just fine, and the club autism will be locked no matter what, even if you're an old fag but decide not to be a cheater or a hardcore autist.
What parent should i take for dirt Oguri other than Nishino
holy fucking shit, training Dia with a speed growth feels so much better
>forget to buy the suzuka song quick enough>1.2k speed 600 power when senior year starts
>>585607391cheer haloyeah, end
>>585606845>Kentuckian
>>585601983it's not the half-tp event but the double rewards eventwhich is currently not on despite us having half-tp running
>>585606815new scenario banners dropping with 1 meta card + 1 mandatory pal card with lots of free pulls make them good entry points for new playersthis lets them start a new scenario with 2 meta cards + a 3rd they can borrow, enough for open leaguea few scenarios later they should have a full meta deck
>>585607318lucky you
>>585607391Brian and Spe. Drop the littel child
>wanted to try end sprint hog for this CM>both are at Epace it is then
>>585605747I got a triple rainbow gate once, turned out to be Armor Fuku, OG Opera O, and Cleric Grass. None of which I'm remotely interested in.That felt pretty shittybut last week I pulled Blaze Brian and OG Eishin Flash in 30 tickets, that felt fucking amazing. you win some, you lose some
>>585607391Taiki if you're pace chasing
>>585607481i already have an end digitan i dont want a second end
>>585606815You just enjoy the game with what you got. If you're a fan of challenge runs or roguelites, it's pretty fun as a f2p newfag. I'm spending too much time theorycrafting on my own reinventing the wheel though.
supiki
>>585607509sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>585607570then brian or spe like the other anon said, spe is always a hidden op parent
>>585605929>he got the cutest RaisuNAISU
>>585607539taiki inherit doesnt work
thoughts?
>>585607421
>>585607739wait a... YOURE not Dia
>>585607318>marked>>585607391accels are kinda homeless for pace, taiki inherit is bad(off of taiki) but copeable, you could do plancha or vaudville cheer halo + pump if you are endchadding
>>585607732her unique is bad
>>585606815they stick to open league until they can hoard enough carats to roll for the meta cards at the start of a new scenario, then they can be competitive
where the fuck did all my forks go
>>585607671She fucks old men
>>585603347describe McQueens personality besides being flat and fat
>>585607640crier...
>>585606815Open league only lets you register A+ or lower rank umas. It's not limited to just new players though so you'll find smug oldfags using external sites to squeeze just enough bs into their umas to still count as A+ rank while running meta and/or debuffers and curbstomping the newbies
>>585601275>>585601334>search by thread number and also show only deleted postsholy shit my mind is exploding
why is she so easy to get?same happened on her first banner
I cannot believe we dont have a super creek crier yet
>>585607925MACKKKWEEEEEEEN!
easy to trainlacking a brainoguri capplap plap
Does pace need neck and neck?
>>585601275>he replied to me
>>585607798>Super Cuck
>>585607834She has other properties. Recreation gives Skill points, She will always be level 1 unique with 0 effort, she has guaranteed charming. And for open, good growths. She's quite the uma
>>585607904Those old men? ME!
>>585608018this is worse than C-f deleted imo because you don't see the context and it's not any quicker
sirpeople are pulling kitasan so early sirwhat do we do
>>585608048we have slug creek from cingray which is a better supiki
>>585608045She's just like that
>>585608110ew
>>585605930>hits a 0.06% chance 3xtruly some impressive luck anonnot good luck per se, but impressive. when was the last time you were thusly marked? With all the 3* umas in the game, getting a specific one is 1 chance in 3,333 as of the Blaze Brian banner iirc
>>585607925she likes sports too
>>585608149I guess under that light she's alright
Triple speed is insane
>>585608103headon is enough, every card that gives neck and neck is just ass
>>585608103I would put getting platinum pretty low on the hierarchy of needs compared to say getting enough food for the day
>>585608331>>585608486So head on, pasa unique, nishino unique? Anything else?
Thank you, 10 free pulls.
https://x.com/yRudolf516/status/2114138489474216299>Special Week getting married
>forget to set race schedule for parent auto run & waste a borrowAaaaaaaah
>>58560831520% sneed growth is a hellavua drug
>>585608601mummy creek is okignited pwr, guts is niceit's mile so I actually think mile maven is good, might use speed taiki
>>585608607>CafeDelete her
>>58560872590s cgi is so kino
>>585608315>Senior year>Barely over 1k speedbrickcity
>>585608607UR WELCUM
>>585608860that's a 20%spd uma gwocho
There is no point in making your dirt pacers before KS Miracle
>>585607107what's a kita vbourbon
>>585608597LOVE FLASHLET ME HAVE FUN WITH YOU IN MY HOME COUNTRY
>>585608974>KS MiracleSkipping the boyuma
>>585607975>oldfags in Open LeagueI did this on the last 2200m CM. I didn't have Hoguri, refuse to use debuffers on principle, and am mostly a frontfag, AND I wanted to run Suzuka and Daiwa, so I went and hid in Open League. Got a 95% WR and Daiwa 'won' the CM for me. I felt a little bad for the newfags I stomped, but not bad enough to not do it. I didn't want another episode of Just Barely Made B Finals Again, which probably would have happened if I'd run triple fronts in a Hoguri CM.
>>585608974I'm not using a guts card bwo
I can't *** without m**ni*g now
>>5856089743 speed 2 wit is law
>>585608976i dropped my comma that was gonna go there while making my coffee, gomen
Say something nice about my guts Taishin. I think she has POTENTIAL if i manage to highroll better
>>585609087if you need 3 speed on a 20% speed uma you're a bad player
>>585607975>>585607732
How bad is king halo without sprint S? I cannot get my own parent to have 2-3 sprint pink. 5 sprint and 8 end 3 turf is good enough?
>>5856088601k speed at start of senior year is enough to hit 1600 on 0% growth with 2 cards
I want to have lovely sex with Super Creek while I suck her ample breasts.
sexwithgrannyumaesp acute and the onsen ladies
>>585609126>886 gutsyou're my enemysee you in round 1
>>585608643>Tfw no Slow Metabolism cosplayer wifeFuck...
>>585609131retard
>>585609057@bourbok decode this post
Literally the first gate, I guess she likes me.
>>585609271bad player
>>585609272buhbluh
>>585608964>>585609160retards
>>585609131I wish this was true
>>585609160gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8
I fell again for the 2 speed cards meme, I cannot make it work at all, I'm stuck at 1450 speed and 1000 power.How do you do it anons? Sure guts bakushin has good hints but... I think I might borrow speed bakushin...
Just saw this article http://otakomu.jp/archives/40945286.htmlMy immediate thought was Mayano using drug doujin when, but then I remembered what kind of franchise Uma is.
Chains finished: 1/5 (prepared to pass)
>>585609230SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOtoo bad her banner is still a ways off
>>585609268Go and fuck Daiwa's VA instead
>>585609383this is why i didn't pull your FUCKING BANNER
>>585609470Now show the stats
>>585609057>I can't cat without meownying nowNyoposter I'm sorry it's terminal...
>literally nothing finished>that fucking sparkwhat the fuck
>>585609664i think thats a different C word but i didnt get it until you said thatpuzzles are... interesting here
>>585608170
Creeku a cute
>>585609772could be worsebut only a little
I got 2 fast learner aces ready for this CM
>>585609412anon, the retards saying you can cap speed in GL with 2 speed cards are talking about a giga-highroll, one run out of 70 or 100 at best. I've never seen it even on umas with 20% speed growth like Suzuka or Kitasan. And it's not uncommon for miss the speed cap on them with 3 speed cards - you simply won't cap speed if you don't get multiple triple rainbows Senior Year and if you haven't hit 1100+ speed by the end of Classic Year. It's even more extreme using 2 speed cards on a 20% speed uma. But that doesn't stop gaslighters from saying you're a bad player if you don't cap speed on Seiun Sky with 2 speed cards. Ignore them.
>>585609795Soulless
>>585609949*late starts*
>>585609949but how many aces on the faces
>>585609772I've got two of these this week
>>585606815>start playing and ideally reroll account on a decent banner until you get a good starting point>hoard carats until a good banner comes out>compete in open league>repeat once or twice (several months long process)>you can now compete in graded league with everyone else
>>585610003
this would have made numbers during MANT
>>585609635I glued it but it was about 1500 speed 900 power 950 wit before the last three turns. Not sure about the sp but the sp songs appeared kinda late
>>585610127>start playing and ideally reroll account on a decent banner until you get a good starting point>hoard carats until a good banner comes outOkayYou have two cards.Your post makes 0 senseThis isn't month 2 where kitasan and a bunch of SR cards will carry the day anymore
I've been clanking taiki for weeks only to now realize that she will not work
@Fatco is it okay if I eat 40 chicken mcnuggets in one sitting so long as I have a diet coke and go walking for 10 minutes afterwards?
>>585610369why didn't you ask bwo
>>585610369i mean if you got a really good hit you could make her a gp, could be worse
was Chiyoposter the good guy all along
Is there a second race for star pieces? I can only find Digitan in Zen-Nippon
>>585601691>a pizza is large and lasts you for 2 nights if hungryYeah, if you buy a 45cm diameter one. Standard 32cm pizzas are one meal.
>>585610369Clanking and AI makes people dumb
>>585606815You slog through the current scenario hoarding everything while you suffer, then you roll on the new one and thing are goodIf you rerolled and good banner even better
>>585610339>This isn't month 2 where kitasan and a bunch of SR cards will carry the day anymoreOf course not. Are you retarded and just stopped reading after the lines you selectively quoted?
where are all the gay nonnies to flirt with?
>>585607717Her intro is adorable. And I'm glad this happened because I was thinking about using the newbie selector on normal Rice. Now I won't feel bad about missing her if I picked someone else
>>585610660I'm bi
I like KFC
>>585610724pacechud...
>>585603932
sorry danchvd im making my sprint aces now*bombs daily fans to 200k because finemo agemasened 4/5 times*
>>585610795KFC fucking sucksget some Bojangles
>>585610552oguri...
>>585610724no umama you are not actually bisexual your dopamine and serotonin receptors are just more sensitive and you conflate getting easily aroused by people of the same sex as being bisexual. you actually have HSP.
>>585610724same, flirting here sucks though.. anons are too sexually frustrated and boring
>>585610795KFC has never been the same since they got rid of their wedges
>>585601623You can get 1,1mil fans in a clanker run using 6x20% fan bonus cards and put it 40 races. It differs from the old trackblazer schedules as it even puts in things like Sapporo Kinen during summer, and it is more focused on the highest fan races in the turn instead of collecting epithets.
i dont want to accept them
it actually is annoying that PLAYING THE GAME is bad for your clubauto runs were such a fucking mistake
>>585611136>and you conflate getting easily aroused by people of the same sex as being bisexualaren't these the same thing?
>>585611136Wtf is hsp? I've never heard of that before this thread
>>585611175are you not entertained by the constant rape jokes
>>585607681man brian is 1 out of 6 for milevaudeville works i think yeah?
>>585607925She is dignified, rich, extremely competitive with Teio, and likes baseball.
>>585611396hyper skill points>>585611458>vaudeville worksit does
>>585610686Vamp Rice is much, much better than OG Rice. OG Rice is super cute, but she's miserable for newfags to train because 20% guts growth really sucks with a weak deck. If she's your favorite then it's different, but I'd skip her 100% and pick someone else. Oguri is very newbie-friendly to train, for example.
Another JP player scenario tierlist has hit the internet
>>585611532>論外You made it, and it sucks
>>585611532>MANT AIt's pure fucking torture, I don't get this new meme of GL being worse than MANT
>>585609213She'll throw her hip out and good luck explaining to the academy doctor how that happened
>>585611532Will GM kill /uma/
>>585611532Nothing can be as bad as MANT or GL
>will finally get scarlet content>VA gets bulliedFUCK
trackblazer is, objectively, the best scenario this game has ever released. full stop. period. transmission over.
>>585611532>the ryan scenario is top tieras it should be
>>585611532Idk what any of these are but when do I get to play the scenario with the ostrich race training montage?
bf like this?
>>585611532no one actually likes food festival btw
so how come dirt races give so little fans compared to turf? do people just not care about dirt races?
My back hurts
>>585611532post source (you won't, because you made it up)
>>585611532>M*NT anywhere above F
>>585611136I wish umama was just into girls like 99% of trannies it would have made this thread so much more peaceful...
>>585612087Yes, this is what falco's career is about, she wants dirt racing to be as popular as turf
>>585611532>The cooking scenario>On SThe person who made this is evil
>>585612002make your island
>>585612087fans are based on the IRL prize of the race as far as i can tell, but it's no secret the dirt especially NAR races in japan are less popular than regular races in JRAit's why forever young's crusade seems important, he needs to show what can happen on dirt
>>585611842if helios pulled her neckline to the side, would it expose her shoulder? that would be so hot
>>585612102Ojii-san... Get some heat packs for your lower back...
>>585612125
>>585611740ragebait is guaranteed (You)'sMANT sucked, but to be fair to it, it only sucked because runs took the better part of an hour, and the longer you had to problem solve, the longer the run took. Because ace and parent runs take a gazillion repetitions before you get the slot machine payout, it's soul-crushing. Grand Live's major problem is the speed cap. Reaching it, hell even reaching 1525+ speed, requires a highroll with 3 speed cards, even on 20% speed growth umas. That's exceptionally frustrating.
I guess since she was the one that scored me both of my open wins, the least I can do is this
You guys made Daiwa's BBW VA sad
>>585611532>論外No one says this gwochacho
Nurse S
oh... now i see where daisca gets it from...
>>585612361>This scenario is the last oneHuh? Did they announce Uma EOS...?
>>585612086My wife
So where are the fat daiwa scarlet edits?
>>585612414we? who the fuck is we?I'm white. Only retarded brownoids or insanely mentally ill otaku would shittalk a VAs appearance.
>>585611532>GL BIt's pure fucking torture, I don't get this old meme of GL being better than MANT
>>585612245is it that bad i was actually planning to skip it since its scenario banner is poopydoo
>>585612529no, Grok just sucks at translating
>>585611532Any tierlist with L'Arc not in S is shit
>>585611776Actually the twinkle legends scenario is as bad as them
Going to get some cheap Chinese food. Do I get combo fried rice, pepper steak, or sweet and sour chicken?
>>585612484Pretty... Wait why is there blood on her
>>585611532Japs once again confirming their historical shit taste
>>585612626>>585611740I bet these are the same poster
>>585612529yes. daring tact owners sued them because the uma is too ugly and violent
cygames will never admit it but the reason why they cancelled the LA concert is because they saw what the average normgroid posts on X about it and decided that giving globabs anything isn't worth money or the effort
>2.8 mil in 4 daysUma Musume is... popular?
>>585612929What makes you think it isn't?
>>585612929Yes? There were 200k nips watching lovecen job on the JRA stream last night
>>585612361the japs hated GM for the banner shit
>>585612740Isn't that the one with the Almond Eye boss Looks to be hype
>>585612529he meant latestAI translate isn't always very good
>>585612760anon please, you order based on what that specific chinese spot does well. i have one place that does good wings and one place that does good sweet/sour pork. you need to up your glutton game.
MANT was the most fair scenario as everyone had a fair chance.
plapyon the tachyon
>>585613143you mean that the scenario card came way later? understandable
>>585612361there was an explosive bit of drama around the not-pal "pal" card of GM that left a sour taste in many JPer mouths. I think this guy is weighing that heavily.
>>585613226
>>585613219why is blud getting wangz at da chinese takout
>>585613219I order what I feel like eating
>>585612401She is good uma for most cms at the beginning.
>>585611396a little offtopic but "highly sensitive person" with serotonin transporter and dopamine receptor issues. every stimuli and emotion feels more intense maybe by x2-3 to the point where it hurts you also tear up really easily, sensitive to light/sounds easily exited and anxious etc and fucks your circadian rhytmn. its hereditary and a lot of people have this. Im pretty sure its the root cause of all other symptom based diagnostics like autism add agp etc and gender bullshit.
is /uma/club hiring next month
>>585613226only if they had MLB Finemo and at least 0lb Riko.
i like ura
>>58561284110 seconds in paint, for your collection
>free roll>gold into rainbow
>>585613449Seems like it
sakura plapyono o
>>5856134492 spots reserved
>>585613487this game has been downhill since uradon't try to tell me that you actually have more fun now than since then
>>585613226Except if your trainee had less than C Mile aptitudeThen she's FUCKED
>>585612681It makes GL RNG look good in comparison
>>585613696This is a bad poll because this thread is fucking gay.
>>585613542>paint>transparencies
>>585612841holy shit its hanum umaira
>>585613660can you elaborate
who's better, base el or mayan warrior el
>>585613773I already told you I'm bi
>>585613226The legit only downside to MANT is how long it takes to do a career.Menuing takes forever with all the races. Buying from the shop. If you cut out all the menuing it would be so much faster.Other than that maybe a bit of shop RNG. But I enjoy the concept of MANT, but not the active gameplay of menu menu menu over and over again
>>585613609fr? guess ill have to ask even earlier next time
>>585613416Why have I never heard of this before? Also isn't that just BPD?
>>585613930base el
>>585613773yea but...
>>585613930mayan
>>585614018hug rice a dayall the worries go away
>>585613930base pasa is fucking ass. it's not even a good TT unit. at least fantasy puta is a competently kitted late surger.
>>585613781windows 11 paint has transparency gwochacho
>not enough race bonus to get 1k fans after debut because I can't use kita's card on kita
>>585613930base el if you want pacewarrior el if you want late surgereasy as that
>>585613930base El is much, much better. Her unique is excellent on a good number of sprint/mile CMs. Mayan El is hotter, but worse unique.
>>585613852I don't remember the details but you have to plan better your training according to the ingredients you want? And since the numbers are thinned down compared to GL the margins of not having what you want are higherYou could check out a video
>>585614212>windows 11...
>>585613997no clue i think hsp is quite a common term though , and no bpd is mood swings but maybe its from hsp/sps. these are just second order symptoms/diagnostics.
>>585613930warrior el has basically a worse pump but it's still a pump so can be good on certain tracks
>>585614065
>>585601357Use vouchers, paid daily pulls and scamchasUse the step up gacha, and get the passes when we have themSwiping to ten pull like an animal is NEVER worth it, there's always a fatter indonesian slumlord waiting to rape you using his 800 usd/month spending
>>585614630speed power staminaspeed power stamina
>self diagnosing hours
>>585614212>windows 11
I accept your confession.
I can't believe that I've fapped to Daitaku Helios.
>>585614946...what are we, then?
>>585614946R-really? So are we... Does that mean...
>>585613226this is unironically true.If Mant wasn't so long to finish it would be great. I think if people played it like cygames intended to do so it would have been a much better experience. It just turned out that the optimal way to play is different, and cyge didn't count on that people will spam races and this obviously means someone with multiple aptitudes will perform a lot better.
>fan runs>+0>+0>+0>+25Any faint hearted anons who are new to fanruns would've melted down by now, but Shiraoki-sama will eventually delivers
>>585615009>>585615019more than friendsless than lovers
>>585614018>handle with loveNo.
>>585615045I don't look at that I just do another fan run
inshaumallah
>>585614018I want to... inside Rice's mouth
2nd alt?
>>585615056my heart can take that, for now
>uma app is so bloated i literally cant update my 64 gb ipad because of it
Is she allowed to do that
>>585615036idk how they would ever imagine that the optimal way to play the scenario would be different than racing as much as possible when the rewards for the scenario directly scaled with how much you raced...
>>585615045I don't even check my rewardsI would do fan runs for my mambros even if you didn't get carats
>>585613141>200k350k - 400k*
>>585615230you're telling me this isn't a satirical edit?
>>585612484How do you even get nurse sparks
>>585615230idgi
>>585615294japanese UI gore is to be expected from gachas, its industry standard
>>585615062Bourbon...
There's a mouse in my room under the bed... What should i do?
>>585615230>do jumps>recover energy uhmmmm
she looks fat on her little icon :3
>>585615273>>585615113Seems I have not reached the zen state in fanslaving yet, unlike some anons here then. I will do fanruns for danchud but only until I reach the cap which I autistically keep track off throughout the day...
>>585615569>looks
late evening coffee nom
>>585615516affix your bayonett and charge it
>>585615036>this is true>however it's not truth because devs overlooked their autistic target
>>585615249Do you remember that bar in mant which filled up with races, and how easy it was? That was their original intention. I suspect they didn't had any afterthought or testing and they just shipped it as it was.
>>585615569she is fat but 90% of it goes to her boobs.
>>585615294don't worry anon that will be us with in a year
>>585615230why cant they backport all these horsey training things. I wanna see fuku jump
>>585615245First Mate.
>>585615691probably gonna kill myself before I turn 30 in under a year so no
>>585615230Steeplechase?
>>585615590How you do it is the right way don't become a fan farming retard
>>585613226Unity 1 > TB > Unity 2 (hard to say because we only had sprint, but I think this is correct anyway) > URA = GL (we didn't have many welfares in URA and I missed Special Week so hard to say, but I feel like this).And I'm talking about actual cardlet decks, like full 5 welfares or welfares + low LB SRs. No Kitasan MLB or other fancy stuff.
>>585615809Becoming an unc isn't that bad
>>585615865> TB > Unity 2
>>585613620Since Unity 1.
hope you can't overdose on fiber pills
>>585615676>That was their original intentionI don't buy that. If you mostly train instead of race in MANT, you can't buy anything good from the item shop. I think they intended everyone to do at least 35 races, and giga highrolls would do 40-45 races.
Can't wait to get ramonu and she carry my wit alone, so I can stop malding at FM and coping with my other dogshit SR cards
>every room is just 7+ pace clusterfuck
Grass Wonder's "ara maa~" is unnecessarily erotic.
>>585615230Can't wait for the training fail videos to drop
>>585615654>their autistic targetNeigha... the game nearly fucking died because of mant. Japs complained nonstop about it how the only way to play the game was is to racemaxx. Nobody wanted to go back to unity either because it made low ranks. The target audience is the 30+ ojiisan on the train playing on his mobile. It's not the autismo in front of a pc with gametora open, who farmed groundwork parents from scratch.
>>585616212bro is gonna SHIT
GM whenI've had it up to here with fucking grand livethe only good thing was light hello
>>585616012Yes. Unity 1 gave random skill hints for uma aptitudes and it was important for cardlet decks instead of skills from cards. Same with TB - you could get skills from rivals.In GL it's genuinely hard to spend all SP on good skills if you're using 5 welfare deck. You need parents to really hit (and have them in the first place)
>>585616250samebeen playing without a good wit card since release, Ramonu better be enough for all my wit needs
>>585616381the npcs have been downhill since ura toothe trainer is whatever but there hasn't been a single npc anywhere near the level of happy meek
>>585616250I did last CM with Yeppers wit alone on a 3/1/1 build my hors was very dumb but at least I made her happy by winning the CM.
>>585616670I liked Riko's kids and LH...
When will cards get powerful enough so that we can reliably clank Unity for free gold ramp up+NSM? Is Ramonu enough?
Ganbarimasu ne~
>>585616521I got 3lb Finemo on her rerun, and holy shit it's really playing a different game. Not quite as much of a change as getting your own Kitasan, but it's damn close. I had her on permaborrow for 10 months, and it really sucked.
>>585615905If its a bad game, then why is Lala winning?
>>585616778*reliably clank Unity to SS rating with 25+ races
>>585616778those two skills wont be worth losing 3000 sp
>>585616778You'll be clanking GM for the scenario skills for like the next year
>>585616861Sorry, I'm only interested in American Umas with big fat American titties.
>>585616361How this goes against what i've said?MANT was still unfair, because it was impossible to make good umas who couldn't run miles, or how how broken Fuku was
any cuties
>>585616778bro your yeppers?
>>585616521it's a 1300 wit scenario, inicially decks gonna be 2/2/1/flex(ulala or another wit) with any above mediocre wit card with ramonu you gonna cap that
>>585615676despite what people seem to believe, game devs arent literally just retarded. they put giga highroll items in the shop that you can only possibly afford if you race every single fucking turn. there was no way they didnt consider that people would follow the incentives that they put into the game.if theres anything they didnt consider it was the time investment required to navigate the shop over and over through the UI, recheck your race planner and how many items you have, make judgements about what to spend currency on depending on your progress etc. Half the time investment of MANT was staring at the shop wondering if I should buy something now or save for later. It was unironically just too dense.
>>585616761Riko's kids bullied Rice showerthey can die
>twins
>wake up>no Wonder Acute stroking my head greeting me in the morning>no Wonder Acute brushing my hair while I brush my teeth>no breakfast with Wonder Acute sitting by my side and feed each other>no Wonder Acute lap pillow with her kissing my foreheadDo not lucid dream
>>585617174>support chains finishing in independent training
>>585617250MANT would unironically be find if you didn't have to wait a whole fucking second every little button you pressup to several seconds for things like races
>>585617356>t.grannyfucker
>>585612760I got pepper steak and also a milk tea
>>585613226It was trash, store RNG sucked and having to hope for better things either off the next refresh or hitting energy/megaphones/scrolls/cleats/whatever off of your next race, another anon already mentioned this but you're effectively locked out of restocking through races until classic year because there's no medium/long races for non-mile characters to run, I remember having to add mile sparks to my taishin through grandparents and fucking her inspirations up just so I could cope and waste clocks, other characters were completely locked out of CMs due to this scenario's innate unfairness toward non-milers.And I'm not even going to go into how f2p-unfriendly it was because I whale, good RB cards were banner-only with maybe 2 exceptions, Marvelous power, which meant you ran a power card, and Urara guts, which meant you ran a guts card, there's a reason Aoharu 2.0 was rushed out during this period.GL has its flaws for sure, but I'm not touching MANT ever again, not even for danchou.
>>585617250nta but you make a good argument. That aspect of MANT was actually really enjoyable sometimes, because you could, through careful planning, compensate for shit RNG and still come out with a great ace. But the UI kind of sucked, and even streamlining auto-use items like scrolls wasn't enough. It just took too damn long to finish runs. Given that you needed to make dozens of runs for a CM if you wanted a good shot at winning A finals, it's no surprise MANT triggered a lot of burnout.
>>585617560Is that her burger pocket?
>>585617250>despite what people seem to believe, game devs arent literally just retardedyea but you see, cyge are japanese and their prior game was Granblue Fantasy
>>585617487Yes
UWAAAAAAAA
>>585617560oh no the propaganda is getting to me
>>585617250I'm sure they have playtesters so I don't see how they can't realise navigating through the shop took a lot of time.Much more likely they wanted a way for people to win all the trophies on the favorite uma and that they underestimated how strong spamming races was.
Every time i see a discussion about mant it really shows who understood it and who didn't.
>>585617601that's like $2 worth of beef. that old chinese couple laugh as they cheat you.
>slopagandaI hope you have to spark
I think Stam Guts Stam/Guts shops don't get enough hate
>>585617601this shit does just look the same everywhere huh
>>585617801This outfit always reminds me that Tickezo's got some big ol' tiddiesconflicted about it
>>585617601nigga got a double serving of fried rice and it came with 1/8 an egg lmao
>>585617963All the tits went to Biwa and Ticket, leaving Taishin with nothing.
>>585617686>hands of a manAI making umas as trannies
>>585618062they're not related by bloodactually does tickezo have any relatives?
>>585617863It was $8.60 so feels like a good enough deal to me>>585618050There was a bit more underneath but yeah this place doesn't add a lot of egg to their fried rice unless it's a fried rice main
>>585618062>absfag
>>585617862and who would be which, dear vaguepost king?
>>585617640>And I'm not even going to go into how f2p-unfriendly it was because I whaleif you had mlb kita/finemo/0lb+ Riko, MANT was amazing, comparatively speaking. If you didn't, MANT got exponentially worse. No Finemo meant she was borrow-locked so you couldn't borrow NTR or Fuku. If you got fucked over by RNG and didn't score at least mlb R Riko, Riko was basically a permaborrow, so your wit output was terrible.
>>585618157
>>585618216Of course they're not. But friend groups need at least one flat.
>>585613930Fantasy El is a secretly busted End closer inherit on some tracks
>>585618259that is bretty good. how in the world are they keeping their food costs that low or perhaps they're like every small business owned by immigrants and have absolutely zero idea what their expenses are.
>>585614997Literally how
>>585617429MANT would've been fine if they had superskip and the support completion qol they have in JP.
>>585617963>>585618062FACTS
>>585618505it's a lunch special so it's cheaper than the rest of their menu
I need to kiss Mejiro Palmer.
paamanko
>>585618692many are saying this
>>585618756Why is there a pajeet and a woke woman in the commentors?
>>585611745>"SHE JUMPED ME IN FULL HEAT, WHY WONT ANYONE BELIEVE ME!?"
god i fucking hate when artists dont have a pixivwhat the fuck is this shiti dont even know how to scan a qr code even if i wanted to
>>585618756>random jeet in commentary>>585618692but then you have to take responsibility...
>>585618692>>585618882Ugly gyaru
>>585618932I will take responsibility and stand with her at the altar.
>>585618931post the link, I'll put it in a litterbox link
>>585618931>i dont even know how to scan a qr code even if i wanted tobro?
There is not a single redeeming quality about Mayano Top Gun
>>585618692>>585618882>>585619072stoppostinSEX
>>585619108no one says this
>>585619136>t.ugly bastard
>>585618931You can just use your phone's camera to scan the QR code. Also that will just take you to another page to get a twitter account.
>hating MANT deck compsMANT decks was peak comfy, if you were able to hit 60RB you had it easy, but 55 was a good copeif you hated MANT deck building you probably got stuck at aiming only for 45-50RB like a retard
>>585619080it was already posted here >>585618603 i was just reverse image searching to download the original in case it was higher res and because i like my archive to have original filenames>>585619091sis?
>>585619108t. the dumb uggo who thinks she's cool and edgy for being alone and eating only meat
>>585619242Funny I posted that titmoh image too.
>>585619204why yes how could you tell?
>>585619136Post sex? Okay.
>>585619346the tits are okay but i was saving it for my uma armpit folder actually
>Shakur can't sing WINNING THE SOUL despite having two crownsCygamesss
m*y*n* t*p g*n is the umamusume i like the least
>>585619136anon if you wanted more Paama, all you had to do was ASK silly
>>585619621Shan't be asking for reposts of really cute girls
Palmer is the 3rd sexiest in the gyaru group desu
I want to experience this in my life.
>>585619108here's another pity (You)
>>585619761but there's only 3 girls in that group
n*r*t* b*i*n is hte umamusume i like the beast
>>585619761gold city > jordan > palmer >>>>>>>>>>>> helios yeah makes sense
Wise sages of /uma/I have white horseThey say good for parentsBut I don't know how to make parentsHow to make parents?
>>585620006AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEX CUTE
>>585619108>TL: please post Maya porn in this thread
>>585619932Kaneko says NO
>>585619910that's the exact ranking I was thinking of
that's it, all your gyarus are dorks now
>>585620104>what if gyarus, but they're super easy to get and fuck?nice
>>585620070I shouted no to my screenIt did not created a parentWhy?
>all this Palmer propagandagoddamnit, why didn't I have enough carats to pull her?FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>585619932use cards and uma with lots of white sparks in the style you wantwhite horse is good for front and medium/long racesso you train white horse with fisher boy horse and another front/medium/long horse in a constant loop till eventually they get really good sparks so you can just plug them for an Ace
gyarus in umayuru when
>>585620295get her during the gyaru banner gwo
>>585620220Because no means no
I reinstalled my game and it is downloading so slowly like i'm back in 2003 on a dial up wtf is this?
>>585620371>swimsuitsexSEXSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEX GENTLE WIFE
>>585620295you can fix this mistake with a little buhi work during the ramonu banner.
>can't respond with an actual redeeming qualitySays it all
>>585620358umagyaru...
>>585620364>no means no
>>585620362I'm tempted. I have 123k carats, had planned on Kitawhite, VFujin, and CB, but I could maybe squeeze another 30k on the gyaru banner.
>>585620372first time dealing with a japanese game? it has like a million small files because that's how unity games released in dmm work
>>585620515mayano top pits
I have no redeeming qualities
>>585620295You shouldn't fall for propaganda, but you should be taking a proper gander at Mejiro Palmer.
>>585620330Thank you for your wisdomDoes scenario matter, and does automatic runs matter?Or not important, as long skills and sparks are there?I have fisher boy, only did one run because I wanted fish for meal that day
>>585620515>Races: 10 Wins :5
>>585620515damn dude u fucking suck at this game loool
ass wonder eyes are so smallis it because shes not japanese?
>Palmerposting
>>585620783the SSRI-stare is common among americans.
>>585620802lmao that happened? episode skipped in favor of golf?
>>585620698You do fan runs in MANT (free schedule) and do your parent runs in the newest scenario (GL).
>>585620980I CAN SEE IT
>>585620802Tanukis are so cute
>>585620698>Does scenario matteronly for certain scenario sparks like URA and unity that has racing and ignited sparks that you really only want on a great grandparent
I am Mayano's trainer and I love being dominated by Narita Brian
>>585620984unless you are doing fully dedicated fan runs then you would do fan runs in URA or unity for the skills to squeeze out something useful. you would need to be running a stacked deck to consistently hit SS while focusing on race bonus and dedicating so many turns to racing itself.
>>585621180I need to impregnate my bro.
>>585621136>>585621221>>585620802tanuki CUTE!>>585621320sexwithnaritaboybrian
>>585621320ummm what is wrong with this picture? I'm not supposed to see Brian with lustful eyes
>>585620698you pretty much want angling and scheming on all your front runners
>>585621375Yeah I am talking about 100% danchou dedicated slave fan runs here.
>>585621175I seeMany white = GoodNot many white = BadBad pink or blue with many white = Loop
ok but Brian is ugly and retarded and no one would lust for her
Saving something juicy for next thread hehehe
>>585619932making parents is simple but really time consuming. affinity matters a lot. the higher the affinity the higher the likelyhood of triggering a pass down. It has no upper limit. To triggers as many sparks as possible you need high affinity.How do you raise affinity? You do races. some uma have base compatibility but for CM specifically what you care more about is acceleration uniques.So you do a ton of runs until you get the sparks you want or need on a great grandparent.You use the great grandparent to make another great grand parent that has the same sparks if possiblethen you make 2x grandparents that have inherited the sparks you want and hopefully an applicable pink and blue sparkuse both grandparents to make your final parent. parents have a way higher likelyhood of triggering an inspiration so it's important that they have the the pink you want the most
diamanko satonomyface
>>585621650got something juicy for you right here
>>585621526bwo, that's just bricking so much energy for so little gain. an extra 100-200k fans per run won't make or break a club rank. if it does then that's on everyone else.
>>585621429
>>585621857>>585621857>>585621857idk if the jp scenario is live yet or not, someone else can edit the op next bwead
I need help picking between these two Spark Selections for Rudolf as a parent.Original-----------Stamina (3); would give 9* StaminaLate Surger (2)Behold Thing Emporer's Might (2)>Victoria Mile>Japanese Derby>Takarazuka Kinen>Kikua Sho>Queen Elizabeth II Cup>Japan C.>Asahi Hai F.S.>Fall Runner>Focus>Medium Corners>Front Runner Straightaways>Pace CHaser Savvy>Uma Stan>Tail Held High>Playtime's Over!Rerolled Sparks----------------------Stamina (2)Late Surger (1)Behold Thine Emporer's Might (2)>NHK MIle C.Takarazuka Kinen>Tenno Sho (Autumn)>Arima Kinen>Hopeful S.>Right-Handed>Left-Handed>Fall Runner>Corner Adept>Focus>Medium Corners>Tether>Pace Chaser Straightaways>Pace Chaser Corners>Pace Chaser Savvy>Groundwork>Tail Held HighI am considering the Original for perfect Stamina Inspiration, but picking the Reroll means both the parent and grandparents having left-handed and right-handed.
>>585621753Well aware of that, but I aint running a negative. My pulls dont go down. Im keeping track
>>585620689god I hope she spooks me on Kitawhite's bannerPLEASE SHIRAOKI-SAMA I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST GIVE ME MEJIRO OUTRUNNER SEXOONEGAIONEGAI
>>585621916>style sparkreroll for looping, but otherwise glue
>>585621916>Behold Thing>Behold Thine Emporer'sanyways it's neither because style pinks are really bad, but if you absolutely have to then reroll for pace looping
glad that uggo got deleted
