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hello
I cam finally make my 3rd dirt gp 2nd dirt parent toohow long will it take me to get 10* total?
ryan LOVE
mgu mgu
>>585639716here
>>585640629I wish I were Ogurin
Is everybody in here a newfag?
>>585640765No they're just retards
Save me...
>>585640645"here", what?
>>585640765>>585640796If you cared you'd have counterbakedI don't care about your faggy discord drama I just join whatever thread is there
What set off the turd this time?
>>585641114Is it yearning hours already?
>>585641165What are you talking about mate. I use the first thread that is made and I move on
>>585641293What doesn't?
next thread will be better
...
Wait, so is Budding Blossom good on the Sprint CM track or not?
>>585641453it's the best inherit
>>585641453no it's useless
CM22 accels?
>>585641314have you SEEN last thread?
>>585641314I always do, but in silence
>>585641293
>>585641293>>585641558Are you just going to pretend you and 5+ other guys didn't have a melty over him joining lobbies way before that screenshot was posted?Newfag or retarded, call it
If they were actually fighting they would doxx eachother's irl names, addresses and discords btw
>>585641521No, I was writing a thing for myself.
>>585641558
>>5856415217 and i kill myself to have a cb of my own
>>585641768why are you talking about yourself in 3rd person again
Sex Seven
I tire of this feud
ok so I need suggestionsidk if there even IS anything to improve here, just feels off because I used curren SR even though it gave me sprint corners. idknot being uF is a factor too ig lol
>>585641886Ever since I started doing this to Mejiro Palmer, she kept talking about how I need to meet her grandma and move into the manor. Should I be worried?
>>585641886I want to fuck the shit out of slop paam
supiki
>>585641886Paama cute
>>585641901Cue all the 30-year-old men with 15-year-old minds to say "DON'T YOU LIKE FUN???"
>>585641903Looks perfectly fine, it not being UF is just a difference of some extra stats that likely wont make a difference. You've got all the necessities and plenty of mid race.
DON'T YOU LIKE FUN???
spes
>>585641768the room host literally requested people only join 1 room from each batch
cryer
>>585642049we call em cryers 'round here, boy.
>>585641903what more do you want? now is just the test run and see for yourself
I am the drama
>>585642136the room host that is famous for spam joining every single lobby that gets posted here
>>585641901I'm switching to sleep modeUmasumi friends and others
>>585641768>room host makes multiple rooms and says to only join 1>schizo retard joins every single one of themyou're either him or retarded
cm21 status?
>anons still think this namefag drama is organicit's mostly people that know one another propagating it. there are a few useful idiots that have jumped on, much to the enjoyment of the manufacturers since it alleviates their workload slightly.
>>585642302Something about Bourbon's casual outfit is sexy
>>585642325
>>585641903UF doesn't mean anything
>>5856417967 and you can have a CB without killing yourself.
>>585642302Good night cute Bourbon poster
>>585641502fronts - Angling and Scheming - Plancha, Unrestrained (gamble) - second wind (gamble)pace - Nishino Ult - Plancha - Head On (gamble)Late - On Your Left (gamble)- Leap Forward (gamble) - Nishino Ult - Halo Ult (cope)End - Spurt - Cheer Halo Ult - Leap Forward - Sharp Steps - Ryan Ult (bad imo)idk if nimble nav is worth it
>humiliates you
>>585642302
>>585636560Sure, sorry, went to make lunch after making the first list, added up to Neo (funny how many people seem to just not care about future umas after her)It's mad funny how AWFUL VFujin evos are considering she's still strong anyway
>>585642262yeah, because most other room hosts don't care about it or request for them to not do that. they also do obey requests for them not to do that if the request is ever made. try to keep up.
>>585642359Why don't horses just knock the fence down and run away?
>contributes nothing of value
>>5856417967 and you kill yourself, gaining nothing0 and you enjoy life, owning NOTHING
>>585642465My STALLION WIFE wouldn't deceive me in this manner
Greetings>>585642302umasumi, sleep well
>15 hour rotting>Lose CM>yurr
>>585642545she can be cheeky if she feels like.
>>585642520imagine having to be told to behave like a normal person
>>585642645>>yurrokay I laughed
>>585642465Taiki...
>>585642497Golshi..
>daiwa hasn't finished her chain FOUR (4) runs in a rowholyfuckTHIS IS WHY VODKA WAS THE BETTER HORS
>>585642693>moving the goalpostslooking forward to your next mass post deletion
Who has better tits, Bourbon or Tarumae?
>>585642786i'm not him and that's not what moving a goal post isI hope the mutilated genital pics are worth it
>789 melty
Tarumae no...
>>585643041
>>585642325ok but a bunch of autistic dorks creating drama for the sake of amusing themselves is peak organic 4chan culture though. would you really they rather be upset? it would be far worse.
>>585642119hmmmmmmmm awight then.....did waste like 200 statues upgrading her to 4* AFTER but whatever.......>>585642192I literally don't know it just feels like something is missing even though it has everything I want AND more...especially that last end closer skill, thing is mega consistent for late-race activationlike I intentionally dropped see ya later for 2.5 skills, 2 whites and maverick I think? because not like it's gonna activate mid-race MOST of the time, which is where I need it to>>585642379YEAH but it looks COOL...or rather BETTER than the stinky gray
7 and anyone who has ever said something nice about Fuku gets the Uma of their dreams.4 and anyone who has ever said something nice about Fuku suffers for the next 44 years.
>>585642497i will be vindicated for intentionally pulling summer spe? nice.
>>5856433057 and fuku gets to be one lucky anons personal fertile shrine maiden4 and fuku dies childless and alone
>>585643041blatant chud pandering
dia chan isn't a dangerous girl at all
>>585643472Cuddling with Dia
My harem
is your uma forklift certified?
>>585643531Why does Kita fall in love so easily?
>>585643615Those are nice girls
>>585643240a few anons getting together to establish themselves as thread personalities is whatever, i agree it's expected and they can play their game. i'm shrimply shouting into the void, clarifying for anyone under the impression that it's anything beyond a ploy to fulfill their attention-seeking habits and stroke their ego.
>>585643420blatant femnazi pandering
>>585643259ends that are not named cheer king or encroaching shadow user will be less consistent than the meta paces no matter what. there might be a ceiling to what sweepy can reach, but idk im a retard.
>>585643730this is cool
>>585643041that shit cannot be real
WWYD? Already bought 4 songs
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>>585643712people have been saying for months to ignore them but there will ALWAYS be one or two to feed their ego so it's just something you have to learn to ignore/filter
>>585643041Troomakomaibwos...
>>585643041Chud game, chud life
>>585643730they really just ran out of shit to do in jp huh
>>585643854what ego they are all losers?
>>585643712>>585643854yea the resident attention whore is basically a staple. there was this one guy in an old general i used to inhabit that would ONLY post via vocaroos for example and despite being the most annoying faggot alive his posts always got 5+ responses. it could be way way worse here.
>>585643690because she really really really really really likes her childhood next door neighbor boyfriend, me.
>>585643831speed, it'll max out tachyon and make the classics easier
MC Mambo Hai
>>585643990losers tend to think they're more important than they actually are>>585643996it's been a thing on /vg/ for years, about every general here has at least one of them. there are worse generals here than this one
I should make sure the one I'm using is the best one...time to sim like 500 times
Yutaka Take at 19 yo with Super Creek when he won the Kikuka Sho in 1988
Fusu Umamusume Stakes
Which uma would physically and emotionally abuse me for being a fraud of a trainer but remain by my side and continue to work with me
Another million for danchou!
>>585644172That's literally what Golshi's whole thing is
>>585644172Shichi
>>585643730don't shittalk my divine emperor...
>>585644242that literally doesnt happen in her career at all wtf are you talking about
>>585644152super creek was a cute honse
>>585644285no one shit talked anyone, it was a JOKE, a MEME
>>585644467>trainerpog emotekek
>>585644467>troonachan
Copano Republica Argentina
>>585644172Isn't that more or less Gold City's entire schtick?
Sweep SR or Curren SR for PC aces??
>>585644542YOURE REALLY FUCKING LATE
>>585644445He was
>>585644604If you can get the sprint skills from somewhere else then sweepy for the sp bonus. Otherwise Curren has nice hints
>>585644604can go either way, I'd do curry probably. assuming your other 2 speeds are good
>>585644604sweepy has the skill point bonus and curren doesnt iirc. i would use sweepy
>>585644616But it took me less than a minute
>>585644467that's what they ALL say.>>585644542big if true.
>>585644604Why those in particular?
Time for bed.
testing if this worked
>>585644927That sounds a bit threatening
>>585644932wooooooooow look at you, made a lil sound file im so proud of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhHKYR-v0UE
>>585645034Care to join?
>>585644869i love this panel...
>>585644152Super Creek looks like a baby in this photo.
Curren has nice tits
>see obvious seanig post>check clockright on time
>>585645071...Wait what? Like join you in bed?
>game suddenly starts craving only yellow currency in GLoh for fucks sake not this nigger shit again
>>585644152I hope Take gets reborn in the world of Umamusume so he can get mommied by Super Creek.
these cm lobbies don't give me much hopesprint is the slop of cms
>>585642497>It's mad funny how AWFUL VFujin evos are considering she's still strong anywayHoly FUCK (10 to all stats and fucking midrace accel) you were not kidding, are these the worst evo skills of any premium unit?And she's STILL meta anyway? is gold groundwork really all that matters?
>>585645224Yes?
>>585643690Kita-chan is so easy...
>>585644172this is what ruby trainer thinks
>see obv mutt post>check clockright on time
>>585645189everyone is saying this
>>585645315same but my favoriteI can just focus on mega ace building deluxe and not worry about debuffcucks
I hope Ruby finally fires me one day... a dignified, noble lady deserves a far better trainer.
>>585645363Oh. Errrr.. I guess..
>see ob post>check cockright on time
>>585645369
>>585645348No because at least that's concentration with a small stat grab.Some uma are cursed with truly worthless evos
stop larping as rubytore if you were her trainer you would be the same sweaty entitled tryhard you are right now
>>585645460u'll 100% see deboofers this cm
forgotten to do like the past 4 of these, finally remembered
>>585645606I would be. If I were worthy of training her.....
>>585645468I wish ruby would slap the shit out of me over and over again while crying and telling me that I'm actually worth something and not a total piece of trash
>>585645452When are they adding an actually meaningful mood meter that makes your uma refuse to train and eventually quit if it gets too low?
>>585645642yeah but they don't do shit
>paizuri pasa gets a 0.5 late surger accelholy fucking shit they werent playing around with evos
>>585645064Haven't made one in a good while but I really liked that new ED and wanted to share with my fellow chuddies.
>>585645642I've jacked off to her tummy
>>585645863and she still jobs to neo unithe condor passes cant catch a break..
>>585645779I'd love to have the first part, but I don't need the second half that starts at "while crying."
>Taishin gets Encroaching Shadow upgraded>it gets an FOV bonussoooooooooooooooo does vision do anything at all? Cygames wouldn't add evos with it unless it did... right?
>>585644932Really funny how Windy and
>>585646156my theory is IF they can barely see past the uma in front of them, then they will maneuver around but idk
>>585646017Why?
>>585641903neigha you are better off than most of the playerbase. The only meaningful way would be if you had +130 guts, and more grandparent inherits.
>>585646210It is what I deserved. I'm a terrible trainer. Anyone I recruit gets brought down to my level.
>>585646208overtakes have a hard coded fixed distance
>>585645578>>585645902tis cute, so fair enough
>>585643325I mean good evo skills are nice......But if your unique is still totally dogshit...
hello everyone! how buono are you doing today?are you getting ready for the next CM? if so are you bringing your oshi?guess who am i bringing to the sprint CM this timeshes my second oshi! she has a big heart and a BIG spirit! i hope all your careers have been successful so far but if not im sure they will besee you at the CM and keep it buono!
>>585646259I see.
Bro its just a game, relax a little
>>585646228ok sorry...and true. this was kinda a last-minute decision to use her so haven't made any personal parents for her. plus I don't have cheeru kingthanks
>>585645468If you were a terrible trainer, she would have already left you
>>585646403I want to see her panties
the raped
pussy as in umanko
>>585646397Don't tell me to relax.
saw some retard bring rice shower to a cm lobbyhe didn't win looooooool
>>585646357it gets another speed effect on it eventuall i think, it ends up basically being late surger tachyon ult. still ass but if i cant make it work oh well, i can just keep outfit swapping base spe.
>blogpost starttired from many and various thingsgonna go to sleepumasuminasai>blogpost end
>>585646559Doto is a sperm drainer...
>>585646443
>>585643472NOO NOT THE SLEEVE AAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My sweet innocent Doto is being corrupted by a zoomer...
>>585646359YOUR SECOND?!who's your first then?
E.R.P! E.R.P! Even in Mambo - E.R.P!
>>585646228>better off than most of the playerbase>2 platsyou don't have to lie to him like that
>>585646559reminder
>>585646914No. This is disinfo. STOP.
>>585646459She's being nice... dignified... she wants to leave, but feels obligated to stay. That's fine, then. I'll make sure she can have a better trainer. I won't be in her way anymore...
>>585646910the brightest and biggest uma ever!
>>585646663
>new umayuru>doto VILLAIN still trying to sabotage everything
>>585647102What the freak
>>585647102cccccccccuuuuuuuuutttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>585646914orange and fuzzy it's E.R.P!
>>585647071based
>>585646156>THE RAPED
it could have been better but i believe its...BUONO!
>>585647334Helios on adderal
>>585647334Helios if she medicated
>>585647102hentai
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA
>>585646868Doto with pink highlights and gyaru clothes...
>>585647414OUR HERO
>>585647334this is how the schizo transforms after the meds
>>585646917Neigha...Every time this topic surfaces I'll give you the reminder: Most people can't even qualify for group A. They are between two chair constantly because the leagues too. They can easily make B+ umas, but still struggle going past SS+ or even functioning Ug's. Again /vm/ and /vg/ people are a lot more competitive than the average uma player, so you are already a kind of big deal even with 2 plats.>>585646443I have worse aces than yours despite endcloser parents running on auto...
>>585647414good luck with zrr bwo. someone in my club was trying her out and her ult does not like fucking proc'ing on this track
>>585647334>>585647102the raped
>>585643472I am so lucky
Is it bad if I fantasize about my athletic umawife getting really fat?
HERNAMEIS TANNHAUSER
kissies?
>>585648125Mambo!
>>585648000more like the loved
>>585648125machitan mambo tannhauser
>>585646559training rivals is mandatory for every trainer
>>585647414>>585647902>16 players have been running ZRRnyo... ovr heroine>5s of target speed increase right on the start of late raceuhh try her with 1 runaway 2 pace (all with GW) maybe it'll help
>>585647334>>585647102
>>585644147ok good thing I checked, all of these have S...>>585647894what end parents/gps are you using for reference? idk what you'd even want
>>585647894>Again /vm/ and /vg/ people are a lot more competitivecompetitive doesn't equals good at the game>2 platswe are 21 cms in 2 plats is pathetic for a competitive player.
>>585648321sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Those fangs make her at least 20 times cuter....
>>585647894Idk where you're getting your data from but the average day oner definitely has more than 2 plats
>>585648321shacute... wanna kiss...
>>585646663No one's pulling bwo
i muted the bgm so i could leave club chat open but now i'll get distracted doing team trials and just leave it at the start of the races for an hour
>>585648361how are you able to do so many runs..i do like half my borrows and if they go to shit i cant make myself grind them all out.
>>585648159no
>>585648656unemployment
found a pretty good front borrow parent for cm22351190655563 if anyone wantscould be better ones out there but looks good enough for proto aces>>585648656I have my own parents and I just do runs whenever I'm watching something
For the past two years or so my trainee has been saying some really crazy things. At first it was things like "The URA is rigging races and that's why I can't win", and now it's things like "The director and her assistant are both umamusume" and "They're putting poison in the food/water to keep certain people weak".
>>585648315just accept your fate
>>585648861Not tomboys
>>585648280>uhh try her with 1 runaway 2 pace (all with GW) maybe it'll helpThe position requirement isn't the issue, the distance threshold overlapping when the phase changes into late-race makes it so proccing it depends on extremely precise distance thresholds you can't control
>>585648361I use Digitan, as she's an all around good and dirt cm is coming too. I might try to loopa her back with Oguri and ryan if I get a good one and use her as ace on cm22.I wanted to make an end closer Oguri originally, but I lost my patience with the sprint and end closer sparks. Unfortunately I can't play the game as much as I used to, I used to manually grind parents for fronts with GW, igwit ppdd in MANT.
>>585648861tomboys are extinct.
>>585648861that's exactly why I let my trainee serve me a nice cup of milk straight from her every night
>>585648753yeah i decided to pacechud AFTER the flower banner so ive had to borrow flower, that'll be my selector next month for sure so im not borrowlocked. Still dont think i'll match your dedication to the grind after that tho lol.
>literally the same uma
>>585649026>A lot of words to say she's bugged in this specific distance racetrackdamn the brown person typing that should've wrapped it up
>>585649169>lvl 1>lvl 8>lvl 20
>>585648536half the people I face in Round 1 are running SS or low UG umas with useless meme skills. I don't think they have 2 plats
>>585649169It's funny how Windy and Yaeno blend together when they are all scrolling past
>>585648861
>>585649325Your personal experience is not the gross average anon
>>585648505She was already the cutest.
>Mobland S2 is great and getting exciting>New Terminal List season is out>Landman coming up, and probably some otehr stuff I forgotTV is good, Movies are shit.
exceptionally rare front moment>>585649045>I used to manually grind parents for fronts with GW, igwit ppdd in MANT.wtf kingeven that was too much for me so that's some dedication right there>>585649152SOMETIMES borrowing is for the better so you don't lose your sanity...though at times there are simply no good borrows so being able to make your own stuff is nice
>>585648321this is just dober
>>585649608Dober isn't that cute
>>585649472Every sloptuber I watch doing CM races is also running against literal shitters in Round 1.So no it is not just my experience. And that's ignoring all the Open shitters
>>585649608dober with a wild haircut
at least cm22 has no niche skills that need looping. should be comfy.
>it's one of those old style plays in which stallions are only allowed to act
>>585642497Is it true umas dont all get their evo skils immediately when evo skills drop?
>>585649751>forward march>got the spirit
Can somebody post Winning Ticket wearing her stupid RUN shirt?
>>585649751>he's not looping muddy and sunny signoh no no no no
I CANT LOG IN CYGAY DO SOMETHING
>>585649736That's still just your experience since that's your interpretation but this is a dumbass argument
Not bad, not bad, getting closer!
>>585648321Shakute
there should be an umamusume eroge
>>585649592I wouldn't do it now and maybe it's the stockholm syndrome talking but grinding Parents in MANT was fun. The runs were easy enough I could autopilot while doing something else. The high affinity was also really nice, I didn't have to bring shitty parent cards like Power Falco for Groundwork anymore because I was getting all the hints I needed from inspirations
>789 STILL going at itsooo rent free
so what did we learn?
IT'S TIME FOR MEN
>>585650440Why did seven eat nine?
>>585650189Then what's your experience? You're telling me your Round 1 races don't have a ton of badly built umas?
>>585650408You're not gonna believe this
>>585650573Because 789 Escape Goats
>>585649592i have seen some fucking creatures looking at nishino borrows for this cm, next and the danchou cup so i am glad to be taking my fate back into my own hands so to speak.
i am training pace immigrantis my best deck lhello kitapits cb SRwit (something) borrowTachyonif so what is (something)otherwise what do i borrow instead
>>585650762and if (something) is SRcurrenwhore, do I crystal her? (68 gold shards)
I for one am glad that the php hack killed Doberhomos
>>585650440me when I lie
>>585650646If you invest x amount of time into twenty different instances statistically you should have better results. It's only left to chance so many times until it is actually a you problem when you keep losing that muchIf you are only winning 10% of the time after over a year you are in fact doing something wrong
SEXPPERS
>>5856507620LB Bakushin for turbo sprint
>>585650762>>585650893Ye, I'd crystal the Curren, bit unfort you don't have FineMo at higher LB
>>585649529*evilest and villainous
>>585650893SR curren can give you sprint corners and sprinting gears
unique popping RIGHT after accel zone...extremely rare momento. basically just a better tpulse atp
>>585650762+use sr wit marvey for more midrace-keep borrowing tachyon for midracetry to get prepared to pass and sprinting gear from inspo or gl shop-i cannot stress enough how important midrace is to pasa specifically-deck: kita cb witmarv tachyspd lhello and curren speed(gold shards are not high prior to hoard)ganbate
Trainer-san 5 manual mant runs doko
>>585651518>ManualFor what purpose Bakushin...
>>585651518hmmmm.... sorry..... your trainer.... he's not home, yeah, he's asl- he had to go to the academy...
it's fucking wild how the quality of lobbies SHOOT up when there's a front present, not a single pacedown in sight and everyone can just march forward at max speed. really fun
>>585651275What's the usual spot it hits? Too lazy to look up the condition right now
All my childhood friends are guysIts not fair
>>585651943Guess you'll just have to turn one of them into a girl.
>>585651943that trope is overrated anyway. if you meet someone and fall in love, the time it took to get there wont matter
>>585651240Don't say that...
>>585651943You know what you have to do
>>585651771riiiight as the late-race starts, the only way to delay it is if there's no one close behind you
Hey retards I have been clanklining and playing better games. Is uma still fun?
>>585651943there IS a way to fix this...
>>585651943One of you needs to be the girl
>>585652138Ohhh, that's a very good defensive unique if you hit from 1st, nice
>>585652214Finemo looks so cute here
Why was this year so cursed for potential triple crowners?
>>585652369no excuse for croix du nord that was tightfinger got sent to USA and desu that's a huge gamblelovcen and matsumaya both were tense, people noticed both were sweating, and that start... it was rough
>gives birth to chuds
>crowners
>>585652360angey carrot
>>585652609machitan is part of the orange gang for some reason
>>585652641I want to fuck her chuds
UMA UMA SAMBA
>>585652448hot damn
>>585652667sex with acute>>585652641sex with wife grove
>pull the KitaDia banner with my free 10>get another DiaI don't care how many times you pop up, I'm not using you.
>>585652369>this yearsankan is supposed to be rare
>>585652731sorry gwo you've been marked
>>585652110If you "meet someone and fall in love" they'll get the ick. Girls don't like friends falling in love.
ì
>>585652641she must be really good at eating ass
There's something incredibly funny about NTR being in the newest Umayuru episode and doing absolutely fuckall compared to everyone else.
Is this usable? I really wish I would stop getting Medium sparks though.
>>585652821I think this might have ragebaited me better than any post an anon has ever done
>>585652523evil creatures
>>585652731this but every front uma
>uno inspiration>fast learner
>>585652993don't shay that...
>>585652246yeah it's kinda stupid busted in that sense, THOUGH oguri's is still better overall but we take what we can getadditionally if you overtake a front with the closest pace far behind you it can proc that way too, kinda rad
You guys think we'll have an anon from here actually win a LoH?
>>585652982I can do better.These two were friends before they got together. They are now getting married soon.
>>585652818I don't care how many times they send Dia, I'm not joining the Satonos.
cute
>>585653203? That's nice though, that's not ragebait
>my DDPPISW Machan is outperforming my Mad Dash/Second Wind/Racing Spirit Stam Machanholy hell
>>585652641"My" bad.. my chud "genes" were "too strong"
>>585653409opposite here, my second wind racing stam etc etc is outperforming my ddisw, mid-race status?
>>585653289Who said the ragebait was for you anon.
>>585652821i think people like in that comic make things more complicated on themselves for no reason. dont remain friends with people who fall for you and you dont like them like that, seems shrimple to me
I didn't ask and I don't think anyone cares
>>585652704The only thing that could make this song better would be to remove staygold's dog shit voice and put someone not shit like fuji kisekiActually they should've removed staygold from the entire episode and put in fuji kiseki
>>585652341>>585652214I'm attracted to the European umas
>>585653568>confess to a girl>Get told no>break ties>try again with a different girl>same result x2>you are now single at 38 years old with 0 potential female connections
>>585653074Cursed run
>>585653707holy based
>>585653736better than being perma connected to them without ever shooting your shot lol or rather just hovering around them in HOPES they take a liking to you
>>585653707oh my god that image is insane
Helios... don't look...
>>585653736It is what it is. It's not like you're gonna die if you don't have a relationship.
>>585653707Foreign umas...
>>585653386why is she like this?
>>585653883>Kirkland Signature Miracle
>>585653736maybe so. but im not gonna orbit someone who doesnt want me and knows i want them, id rather be alone. and all this is assuming you fall for every female friend you make too, sometimes they're who introduces you to people!
guys who only befriend women with the purpose of dating them or only fucking them always annoy me so muchget rejected get rejected get rejected get rejected
>>585653736Better than having fatherless bitches latch onto you despite hating you because they remember that your family is absolutely loaded.uma musume
a reminder that you should date BOYS
>never been good with snacks because i just end up eating them and skipping meals>decide to buy a can of honey roasted cashews while grocery shopping today>end up snacking on 1/4 the can and probably going to skip dinner nowevery fuarking time
Would Helios enjoy anal?
>>585654160I want to date GRASS WONDER
>>585654046biology is wild sometimes. Sometimes its like you said and you wanna talk to them off rip cause theyre pretty, other times you've been friends for a long while and you wake up and realize you got it bad. ive been in both spots, tis wild.
OH SHIT
>>585653707
>>585654320clean out your screenshot folder
>>585654171Kris S warned you, bro
>>585654320spechud spook
>>585654320fuck, I was hoping it was Dia. >>585654401it's been cleared out, it just keeps a tally of how many times I've screenshotted since I got this PC.
>>585654298nta but guys who can't control their "biology" are subhuman
>>585654046Anon women don't exist in a majority of male hobbies so them naturally making friends with women is a very low percentile so they are forced to do the humiliation ritual of making themselves meet women outside of their comfort zone hobbies or rely on dating apps. Not to mention a lot of them are autistic so they don't actually know how to organically do this without having "I want sex" intent in the back of their heads. Umamusume is one of those fandoms that does have a female audience. But frankly I am pretty sure they hate a majority of the men who like uma.
>lovcen jobbed at kikuka shonyoo...
It's not going down I can't do this anymore...
>>585654709that's 4M fans for your mambwos
I scouted Tarumae. I found a Chiyono O along the way.
>>585654709keep farming those fans for me, kitten
>>585654046Nobody will ever do that to an ugly woman like you so why do you care
>>585654623jobcen lol
>>585654539>15 pointsbwo..
FUCK. VFujin and CB are that close?Where did the time go....
>>585654648cursedbut I guess the other option is a bald spot where the human ears would be
>>585655069100 free pulls on CB though. you'll have enough
>>585655187She's so hot
>fast learner>2nd>2nd>slacker>lol I forgot about training 2x
hag LOVE
>>585654160If a boy looked like Grass Wonder I would be all over him
I haven't done a manual career since clanking was added
>>585655141While it is cursed as hell, how else would one logically explain the lacking ears? Gotta fix it somehow, and this is def better than the alternative.Besides that, I REALLY like that some (good) artist went through the effort to show how it might look.
>>585655069I remember thinking how long Marv Sunday was going to take back at launch but now she's on the foreseeable horizon.
>>585654175No, that's Palmer's thing
>>585655069cheese burger is half off and comes with tahbo bwo
>>585655357That's a hot outfit wasted on Bamboo Memory
>japanese netizens making fun of dasca's seiyuu for being chubbykill these miserable freaks
>>585655357Convince me not to dick roll for Bakushin
>>585655564I won't do that, you should do it.
>>585655515Fat people should be bullied into losing weight
>>585655515>japs reject her>/uma/ thread is full of unironic architects that like her MORE nowwe are the real target audience.
Turf sparks for CM22 loop
>>585655634hmmm... nyo!
>>585655564
>>585655676Cow for breeding
>>585655515Anon people here were also mad she was fat and even called her ugly. Only the real men apricated the extra pounds.
>>585655564why wouldn't you dickroll for the uma that (statistically likely) took your URA finale virginity?
>apricated
>>585655515unironic incels are so miserable I hate them
>>585655187
>>585655738Ye you appreciate the extra poundings other men gave to your girlfriend just like every other man with no self respect that deluded himself into thinking liking disgusting woman is based
>>585655515The worst part about this whole kerfuffle is that there's now an unofficial moratorium on chubby Scarlet art for a while, lest you be accused of making light of it
The last time I hit on a woman, before I knew it, she was a 44yo with two kids, she looked around my age (20y younger)
>>585655953You managed to type worse than me and included an incel rant as a fine garnish to the post. Absolute perfection.
>>585655303holy hell look at those giant koikatsu honkers
>>585656015>he spoke to a womannormies get out reee
>>585655515making fun of fat people is fine, but making fun of people who are fat because of their meds is kinda fucked upnips will be nips I guess
>how it feels to go through the Sprint parent selection in ChronoGenesis
>>585656130There's no incel rant in my post, I'd say the same thing about a low self esteem woman coping about how her fatass boyfriend is "funny"
>>585655957new cryer
>>585655957>you will never be that stocking
JUST GIVE ME ONE DOUBLE SPRINT SPARK PLEASE SHIRAOKI-SAMA
>>585656243The curse of Sprinters being the most neglected and dumped-on class of racers in the game
>>585656503whats happening to poor teio in that webm? she looks off.
>>585656554Surprise guts training with trainer
>>585656503You will achieve much if you have faith friend. Believe not only in yourself as a trainer, nor your trainee as an umamusume, but both of you together
>>585656554just ate a really hot peppershe could use some milk, torena
>>585655634
>>585654995I didn't want to take a vacation for the pulls and pulled too early yesterday.
>>585656646Damn i think i got some left in the fridge, brb
>>585655515the day this got announced /uma/ OVERWHELMINGLY sided with the japs and agreed she should be shamed, only /vm/ was nice about ittwo-faced ass thread
>>585656715Based Dia-chan knows Grass is a true Yamato Nadeshiko
>>585656913early vs late comments of the same thread
>>585656554taking a big fat shit
>>585656715She's American....
dietwa scarlet
>>585657058stop posting stupid sexy helios
>scarlet's VA has BPDdamn, method acting?
>>585657052Ok larper
>>585656984why she Megamind
This girl sure is cute…
>>585656913>overwhelminglyidk about that man there were a lot of architects here
>>585657137Brain space for learning out of use giga fancy kanji
>>585655515Unrelated to her VA being fat, I remember there being a bunch of weight loss drug discourse in /uma/ during that stream. Can someone give a QRD what exactly does Ozempic and GLP-1s do to help with that? I heard it basically stops your hunger appetite, but what makes it so much more efficient that people dole out hundreds of dollars for drugs instead of using willpower to do it for free
>>585657162I forgot about the free story chapters thanks
>>585656913It's currently burger hours so it makes sense /uma/ would show a bit more kindness to a fat personJapan is a shame-based society for a reason, they're right, shame is one of many things needed to maintain a high-trust society which is something americans can't comprehend outisde of "kill all black peole"
>Assistant trainer Fumino expressed his gratitude to all the fans who supported him. Thank you so much for the challenge towards the Triple Crown!https://x.com/tospo_keiba/status/2114519286001947023
>>585657289people have no willpower
>>585657115YWNBAJ
>>585657329Wait, Bakushin is... stacked? Bakushin is... hot?
>>585657137That's what happens when you learn Japanese
>>585657354shutthe fuckupmechico
>>585657289ozempic just makes you less hungryyea thats right the secret to not being fat is literally just not eating like a pig
>>585656639I just need one more
>>585657332cute jobber..cant wait for his career in 10yrs to have a kikua sho humiliation ritual
>>585657385Fake news
>>585640375I had a club member get genuinely upset about all the "Belno fucks Kitahara behind Oguri's back" jokes, and the easiest way to know someone upset about those things is an actual woman is how many times they'll use the word "gross"
>>585657402She's decently attractive
Is Oguri lower because she had to run 2 Arima Kinen's which is making her not able to do the other dirt one?
>>585657385Delete this
>>585657112She has bipolar, not bpd. Someone with the former is a pain in the ass to deal with, someone with the latter is only useful as lightpole decoration
>>585657289Because people dont want to build that discipline, one you discipline yourself weightloss is actually easy
>>585657594Predator face
>>585657427What's funny to me is all the insane side effects people are starting to notice, yet they run for the funny syringe like crazy, all so they don't have to FUCKING WALK and EAT LESS.Funniest, and somehow most ironic shit I've seen in a while, shits crazy.
>wake up>do dailies>DL of eroASMR I got off AS is done>goon multiple times Life is good
i'm not an architect but what's wrong with being fat, it's unhealthy for them not for u
wtf is her problem
>>585657720Being fat is unhealthy and unsightly. It not only makes you ugly, but ugly to look at.And I say this as a fellow fatty.
>>585657593yeah maybe, that sounds about right
>>585657289They make you feel more full and actually keep you full by slowing how quickly your stomach empties food. If you're looking to lose a little extra weight, using them won't teach you the better habits you'll need to keep the weight off. But if you are actually obese and haven't had success with dieting, using them is way better than just remaining fat.
It doesn't matter from where Grass is, she is more japanese than the people who were born there. She mogs them all.
>>585641558>>585641768lmao 789
>>585657329I'm gonna be honest with you I always felt like /uma/ had a pretty small American population, it's just "cool" to pretend to be a based conservative american online
>>585657289>wait, I can solve my problem by putting even more things in my mouth? heck yeah!
>>585657594white woman jumpscare
>>585657993Japanese woman jumpscare
>>585657993
>>585657879>using them is way better than just remaining fat.While I agree from a health point of view, whenever I see someone that VERY obviously took it, I laugh my ass off in disgust.Saw it not long ago with some random food TV host, becoming super thin in a matter of weeks/months, shit was crazy. Naturally, he looked like a zombie, like they all fucking do.
>>585657897Just look at how japanese she is, God that's so hot
>>585658072non-canon
>>585657402>Wait, Bakushin is... stacked? Bakushin is... hot?Yes. Very.
>>585658134She's canonically good with guns
>>585658037if shes so japanese why does she look perfect in an American flag bikini?
this should clear up all the lies that grass isn't japanese
>>585657570Good for Kitahara. Belno is stacked, so she is obviously a good broodmare.
I wanted drama but only within /uma/Fuck 3dpd
>>585658310bwo... that only makes it more obvious...
>>585658364no one cares, whorren
Trainers are PREY stop these Uma musume
>>585658310>>585656715Trvke
>>585658128>>585658072>>585658292i need her to rape me
so, with dia's unique, I can cope with no gold recoveries in long TT, right?
This does not belong on a Japanese woman
>>585658443
>>585658480
Have sex with umas.
>>585658480Japs are notorious for having zero ass due to their posture, skeleton or whatever the fuckSo I agree
>>585658310...bro
>>585658480>underwear on a yukatanazi_notices_the_3_fingers.png
>>585658447Nobody cannot stop an uma musume other than another umaThe only fate for a trainer is >>585658613
>>585658480It belongs on a japanese man(me)'s face
her story is kinda mid but she has amazing tits so I guess I'll dickpull for her.
>>585658480It belongs on my face or lap.
>>585658480Grass' Jap trainer can't handle it...
>>585658825>kinda midThis is an extremely vague descriptor
>>585658480it belongs on my lap
>>585659076>chud spawn point
>>585653535And then anon was enlightened
>>585658882I do that
>>585659146>A chud(me) marries Wife Groove>Recreate more chudsMany such cases, sorry about that
Anyone got any wholesome king halo x trainer art with Kawakami princess as the kid
>>585659156proof?
>>585655957Unbelievably lewd image
>>585659147Well that explains the two hour long discussion about real life women.
Ass, gas, or grass, nobody rides for free.
are your CM21 aces ready?
finally
>>585659432Uhhhh how many days do I have left?
>>585659432What cm21 aces?
Never ask a Grassposter when was the last time he played her career.
>>585659435one of the ugliest casual outfits in the game
>>585658357Yeah that was what upset her, that it reduces Belno as a character to someone whose only value is in their body despite the fact that Belno is pivotal for Oguri's own growth. Which is not even getting into the fact that Kitahara is in like his mid-40s and she's a teenager
>6/6 supports with orange friendship>0 rainbows for the WHOLE SUMMER CAMPI LOVE UMA MUSUME
>>585658676Kek
>>585659519But did he touch grass?
come to tomakomai
>>585659695I already read the story and scouted her
>>585658480I mean when you get down to it, Spechud being all about the glory of japan is just funny because genetically, if they were humans, like half of all uma would either be half-white or at least a quarter white because of one guy fucking so many mares.
>>585659519does making her a parent count?last time was during the mile cm
>>585659519The last time I did her career was.. like a week ago because I was rebuilding her for TT
>>585659519uhh i think i used her as a debuffer in mant. im not a prolific grassposter tho
>>585659432One of my aces has turf SThe other has sprint SAnd my main ace has neitherI'm ready
>>585659695Pumping and dumping her tits
>>585659750Truly the japs are genuises for creating an irl in-universe justification for an uma having pink nipples instead of brown ones.
>>585659942Umas that would have brown nipples?
>>585659603It is just the natural way of things. It is why my friends enjoyed Smoking Behind The Supermarket.
>>585659980Grass (she plays with them very hard every day to darken them)
>>585655357HISHI MIRACLE IS NEAR? WTF
>>585659980Windy and Urara (because they were out in the rain playing in the mud)
>>585659432No but yes
>>585659980Light HelloMejiro RamonuSuper CreekSymboli RudolfAir GrooveMaruzensky
>>585659980Kitasan.Dia would have pink nipples.
>>585655357Convince me to not dick roll for Tanino Gimlet.
Grass would be able to fly to Trump's Umerica and be able to get a VISA immediately by how American she is
Umas aren't for anal, Darley Arabian revealed that to me in a dream
what did she mean by this
>>585660294She wants to walk you home gently
>>585660286That's not what Dober told me..
>>585658676Its 2026 retard women wear panties underneath yukata now. This isn't one of your meijiro restoration era samurai animes.
>>585660294She's worried that because it's evening you're going to say goodbye to her and leave her alone for the night?
>>585660294Did the real Taiki Shuttle get really upset when he was alone or something?
>>585660286If your uma has dirt B or higher she prefers anal, simple as
>>585657570Mambro... Please don't post about our chat drama...
but grass HAS an umerican passport....
>>585660135All of these except Midnight Rose (which is the closest equivalent to LH) had at least 1 western parent, so no.
>>585660451Dirt B you say....
>>585660112Architects rejoice
>>585660451I mean I had my suspicions with Pasa, but...
>>585660253>Chicago pizzaDisgusting
>>585660451digitan would never let you put it in her ass, she would never want to waste seed that could be used to make more beautiful umamusume
>>585655357Gimlet is near.... Fuck.... And ruby too? Bros... I'm feeling snackish
>>585655357Mr Cock and Balls, you're so close...
>>585660863Grass being a Japanese uma is unaware of the particulars of the different styles of American pizza
>>585660204Post your stash and rolling plan
We SHOULD decide on who is the dedicated anal uma from now on.
>>585661092smart falcon would say anal doesnt count and that she's still a pure umadol
>>585661092it's king halo
>>585661092that's easy
>>585660253Grass...wouldn't need a visa at all...
tiredshould I drink/eat a protein shake or toast
>>585661092You shouldn't push terrible designations like that, it can do lasting damage to someone's reputation.
>>585661320being the anal idol elevated iori's reputation to the moon thoughever
>>585661092you're porn addiction's final boss
>>585661248First rate anus.
>>585661092any of the dirtersI'd say stinko is anal-coded
>>585661456After a year this is stil the most erotic king image
>>585657289It literally just forces you to endure>calories in, calories outThat's it, that's all it does
Kingu fans sure were quick to jump on that one....
King's mother was right
>>585661092Anal Uma
kingu's first rate caboose
I think King's anus is gross, just look at how sweaty she is from her unique animation
>>585657329Because shame-based structures are more collective, guilt-based ones are more individualistic, and it doesn't take a genius to figure out which one America will gravitate more towards
Does she have a cute flesh toned and slightly pink one or a big unsightly brown starfish though?
>>585661864both please
>>585661998>uma from the 1800's>still aliveultimate hags.......
>>585659432I've done 12 clanker runs on Pasa. One time she got A sprint and I got a 2*power 2*sprint...and 4 mediocre whites on it. I'm already prepared for 11th hour aces, so may as well give these clanker runs until tomorrow for something better.
https://x.com/nanai27sw/status/2114150624577364371Dude getting ratio'd for making fun of Daiwa's VABased Japanese Ls!!!!! LMAO!!!!!Contexthttps://x.com/LTaR69763ORDJqR/status/2114291994126360691https://x.com/LTaR69763ORDJqR/status/2114306196387852660
>>585661275With how many kids she had, clearly torena wasn't putting it in the ass that much.
>>585662226i like daiwa's VA but you are brown
>random social media melt down post
>>585662226Can't wait til westerners join the conversation...
>>585661315Protein shake
>>585661320Isn't it pretty obvious which uma has this role?
>>585662226the seiyuu being cute is just a bonus and not a requirement
>>585662371>Fried carrots Hmmm... I wonder if thats any good
why the fuck did the mp3 get cut off stupid fucking catbox
>>585662345Beast Mode Acute??
>still don't have 3rd aceFuck it I'll just throw in Nishino just like I always do with sprint/mile CMs. Pasa and mummy creek parent right?
>>585662542Princesses should be sexy...
>>585662509Artist?
>>585662226the phrasing for this seems aggressively brownwith a slight scent of /vt/ for some reason
>>585662738Akira Toriyama
>>585662465Indeed
>>585662542>mp3 in 2026ccccccccringe>those subseeeeeeew
When was cm again?
>>585662738https://x.com/1ofAgnesDigital
>>585662645Mummy Creek if you can find a good one, though I've started feeling Fuji isn't bad for decent final stretch speed.
>>585662542>>585662542>STALLION>princess
>>585662917next week-ish?
post something cute
>>585662917NOW!!!! QUEUE UP
>>585663086
kingu love
>>585662819need ass wonder badly
Why yes I did only have single speed rainbows all throughout senior year how could you tell
>>585662948stallions make the best mares
>3* blue 3* pink>on kita white whose unique is useless on longthat kinda stings
>>585662493NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>585663086THE CUTEST
>>585663462AND YOU STILL MADE THAT STATLINEholy shit, anon
>>585662384ogay
>>585663462i could tell by the 0lb baku sneedthats gonna be fuarking rough, good luck, you will hit the highroll soon
>>585662948Dober is a princess!
>>585663902me fertilizing her egg to become a beautiful villain boyuma
>>585663138Fat and ugly uma...
>>585663628she got a big ol forehead
>>585663138jokes on you, fatty, for I dislike cheeseshoulda given me a liter of milk or something instead
>>585663628I saw the thumbnail and thought she was exposing a nipple...
sefioksegfjiknesg ok I gamed now what
Top of the World
>>585664223the world is your oyster, you can do anything
>>585664357literally did everything today except anime but don't rly feel like it
>>585664219you read too much eromanga
>>585664424apply for a job
>>585664424might be bed time then bwo, i for one am exhausted and winding down
>>585664591NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>585664623dunno feeling ok for once, the night creature........
Evens I save my rollsOdds I snack a sneaky Tenner7 I roll to pity for Tomakomai
>>585663138She understands...
>>585664720thinking about this a lot
Is neo universe too meta to be considered oshi material here... I thought she was cool as fuck when I heard about her at launch...
>>5856647022 kind of looks like an upside down 7 if you think about it
>>585664702NO TOMOKOMAI FOR YOU
>>585664789who cares like who you like, I personally don't get her but whatever
>>585663086salt of the earth worker
>>585664701you'll have to prowl the night for me thenUmasumi
I need an Uma that I can manipulate and gaslight in to loving me.
Another hour 30 mins and my night shift is over. I'm so sleepy i might crash my car driving home
>>585665107>spic
>>585664993All you need to say is DAHBIIII and she's locked in to whatever you say after that.
Sorry, I'm posting SLOPPA!
>>585664964awight...sleep well.>>585665106don't do that
Out of like 10 careers today I've gotten daring strike once
>>585665106muscle memory will drive you home dw
>>585665187Kingu is the most gorgeous waifu
140 rolls and all I got was a single Top Gun to show for it. How infuriating.But also Stego cute.
>>585665187I'd criticize you, but I just spent 5 hours immersed in Malfoid videos so it'd be a bit of pot kettle.
>>585665425Aren't you a little too old to be yearning over Harry Potter fanfics?
>>585665410
>>585665425why would you admit this
>>58566541039 more days........
>>585665410She knows exactly what she's doing
Oh I just learned there ARE failure animations for each of the new trainings and I'm tempted to just completely nuke my run to see them.
>>585665207I'll probably be fine maybe I'll sleep on the desk for an hour >>585665323It's weird when that happens sometimes I'm driving and my brain goes on autopilot.Kind of how sometimes you'll be reading a book and then suddenly you realise you don't remember anything you read for the past 5 pages.
>>585665512I'm only 35
>>585665598There's a theater mode for that
>>585665107>HARIKITTE IKOU!
>>585665512well, yes. Too old for everything 2D, really, I suppose it's a bit embarrassing. But I love the 2D realms no matter how old I get. There's nothing like them.
>>585665578This is one of the hottest pictures ever posted in /uma/.
>>585664185>>585664037Can you guys not call her fat?
>>585665679That doesn't come out for another like, two weeks or longer.
is ruby power mandatory for CM21?
>>585665712dantsu sweaty paizuri
>>58566565235 is old, anon.>>585665704You admit to it, so you're alright, unc.
>>585665238tfw no autistic bro to get me into paradox slop
>>585662542
>>585665598>New trainingsHuh
>>585665710true, but he's given us some competition
>>585665712She's fat in all the right places
Take does anything for horse racing again. youtu.be/6Q3iIhRqmy0
>>585665853he's in the wrong thread
Aren't you a little bit old to be lusting over anime horse girls?
>>585664802...no it looks like a weird 5
>>585665758Taiki is a cop???
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SMART FALCON SUCKS SO MUCH ASS TO RUN IN GLSO MANY GODDAMN RACES
>>585665776>35 is oldfuck you, it better not be, I haven't been 35 for quite some time
>>585665971It's okay. I'm an old and ugly bastard. Fat, too.
Transferred runners won't come back. Proceed?
>>585665923is this achievable natty?
i think the recipe for most yearned for umas is how human they look when you imagine them without uma features
>>585666034Bratty Rickey needs correction
>>585665971She's older than me...
>>585666018most umas have 8-11 races, you gigantic dum dum
>>585666136My most yearned for uma is CB because of this bullshit >>585665868
>>585666018I've been wondering about thisDo career races ever get "buffed" in future scenarios? At the moment they actively feel like a debuff to your career
>>585666136They all look weird as fuck without ears though this is known
>>585665923>That fucking adSooo uhh... horse racing gacha?
>>585666034Listen, you add 35 to 35, what do you get? 70. That's retirement age. Old fuck. You add 20 and 20? 40, that's just middle age. 25 and 25? 50, you're probably slowing down, but you still got to work, still got a family to raise. 35 and 35, 70, you gotta hope your kids like you enough to visit or you are getting handled by nurses in retirement homes.
>>585665748Only if you are having powerlet issues with few/no power sparks, but you're already in a bad spot if you need to use a power card for that. Otherwise, if you're talking about her gold, you can get away with Leap Forward.
>>585666136This might be true, my favorite is Macchan and I don't really care about her ears or tail.
>>585666240>kids>anyone here having childrenLmao
>>585666201my most yearned for is also CBbecause of shit like this I'm a front main, why the FUCK am I about to spark an end closer?goddamn it
>>585666067They were just a drain on the old TP anywayLet them rest
why does she always hit this pose
>>585666327Tail wrapping is so hot
>>585666359she's a professional larper
I love older men, be proud if you're 30+
>>585666327>mfw pace/late>cb shows upaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Don't fall for the CB propaganda! It'll make you yearn for something you'll never have!
>>585666067I like to think of it as just forgetting the memories of bad trainings. There's only one girl, I never lose her, we just go back to the drawing board sometimes and train her up with a different strategy.
>>585666401this should be illegal
>>585666201>>585666209>>585666324I think it's more as in the fact that they look like someone you could realistically run into while going through town or so. Which makes it feel like you could encounter your own CB or so
>>585666446Men yearning is a good thing
>>585666525The majority of umas look like girls you can run into in town.
>>585666446I'm too broken to yearn, CB propaganda is cute but doesn't do it. Same with the old Natie propaganda.
>>585666525Why yes, I can very much relate to that idea
yurrning
Next bread will be more proper with its ganda.
>>585666136I always wondered why I yearned so hard for suzuka and this might explain it...
Yearning is a disease. A distraction. I will not fall for it.
eughhh
Women like how that guy draws CB are a fantasy. Real women are evil. They look for ways to use you and hurt you and milk you for all you're worth before leaving you for the next guy that gets her excited. Men should be single. You'll live a happier life.
rotting
>>585666928>>585666928>>585666928
>>585666875>le real womanBITCH NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT REAL WOMAN BUT A MADE UP FANTASY CREATURE SHUT UP DOOMER TRANNY
spoiling and festering
>>585666136I like Dober the most and she's got a very simple design. She'd look normal without the ears.
>>585666875everyone already knows 3dpd newfag
>>585666875I hate CB for that reason. She seems like the fakest bitch in the game. Trying way too hard to appear likeable
Somewhere out there is a woman on your wavelength in this vast ocean of treachery.
I want to put my C into the B
>>585667078haha too bad I want a guy
>>585667078No there isn't...
too many freaks here right now
>>585667078>A radio wave's electric field forces the dissolved salt ions in the water to vibrate violently>These vibrating ions crash into surrounding water molecules, which turns the radio signal into heat via Joule heating
