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I am posting SLOPPA that makes me YEARN because I MISSED OUT back in HIGH SCHOOL!
>>585667002Women like how that guy draws CB are a fantasy. Real women are evil. They look for ways to use you and hurt you and milk you for all you're worth before leaving you for the next guy that gets her excited. Men should be single. You'll live a happier life
Jigg optionshttps://jiggie.fun/DxYRChhttps://jiggie.fun/DxYRChhttps://jiggie.fun/JNMgkXhttps://jiggie.fun/JNMgkX
comfy hour in 6 minutes
benjamin netanyahu will never let you have an umawife
>my trainer showed up with lube and butt plugs of increasing sizes
>>585667002*chu*
Wut da hell is going on over there
>>585667045Shut the FUCK up, you posted that last thread. Everyone already KNOWS real women are TRASH, that's why we YEARN for Umas!
Stop repeating your gay shitposts in my thread faggots. Get some new content.
>>585667107What's the problem?
>>585667168keiba nonsense
that's a new one... now i'm curious>>585667168Truly magical stuff, like it can only happen in the east.
>>585667045But my brother married a girl unironically like CB, so it gives me hope. All you need is love.
>>585667107The anal uma...
My soulmate got aborted
>>585667184eughh
IKUNO IN MY DICTUS
>>585667239???
Give me a (You) and I'll think about it
>>585667243Can I read their entire romance in order?
>NTR
You’ve forgotten how to yearn.It’s okay to admit you don’t know what to feel.
[-]
>>585667243shut the fuck up no he didnt nor is someone like her real in 2026 shut up shut up shut up>>585667321high quality 2026 entertainment pls understand.
>>585667249>>585667107Is she the anal uma because she's got the same forehead as Iori? Why Kingu
>>585667325>gyaru
My soulmate is probably in North Korea
>>585667404She's the Uma that is confirmed to have a big ass.
>>585667346I feel a deep sexual attraction towards Dream Journey
>>585667404Digitan says she has a nice ass
soulmates unlocked enmass after ww3
>>585667002the yearning will continue until morale improves
My soulmate is a shut-in NEET just like me
>today's free pull gave me Muteki (dupe)>eh, I'm planning to throw 40 pulls into this just to have a nice 100 by the end of it, let's see if these pulls are still hot>Good to know I'd have gotten the chicken within the free pulls, now I wait to see if the tongue demon will claim me in the next 4 days.
>>585667346>yearning for teens>>>/r/eddit
>>585667484>>585667476Iori doesn't have a big ass though
>>585667505MORALE will not IMPROVE while THIS is forever DENIED to ME!
My soulmate was killed in a hit-and-run in 2017
>>585667565idk what lori is bwo
Rickey has a nicer ass than Kingu
>>585667168we haven't discussed yet if yutaka take is a villain for taking away 2 potential triple crowns in this year
>>585667619Bro you just gotta go back in time and save her Your Name style. If you're lucky you'll even get to spend time in her body.
>>585667626Iori from King of Fighters.
I wish I could continue to lie to myself about how I definitely don't want to marry and have kids with someone I love. Life would be much easier if I could pretend I was asexual or something. Umamusume.
>>585667663The heavens blessed him at Hanshin and Lovcen is a fraud so no, he's a hero
It clearly takes much work for her to get that caboose.
My soulmate only exists in the umaverse and I'm going to be alone until the day I mercifully die.
Want to do this with Kitasan Black https://x.com/NBeauty30845/status/2114328677970485760
>>585667724Ai getting mogged is the best
okay it's actually Sprint B so it's useless but still
you all love cb but can you even sing her solo song
So I just watched the anime's second season for the first time and I only have one question: why did they skip so many important races? I can understand them starting at the later half of Teio's classic but they just almost off-screened Bourbon's crowns and just pretended Teio's Japan Cup didn't exist?
goddamn you half-japanese girls do it to me every time
>>585667626>not knowing Iorihere's a sampling of the literature
Uncertainty is scary.But it is also where potential lies.Never give up on choice.
>>585667838>this will be the first time people will even bother to look it up after having posted 53920841 images of her
>>585667739In the old days you would have died in your 20s in a mine collapse, at least now you can jerk off to anime girls instead of dating and shitpost instead of having friends
>>585667864for pacing and drama
>>585667823
>>585667904There is no choice.
>>585667838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zv90BTnFuII'm working on it. I've already won a CM with my oshi, I'll do my best to win one with CB when she arrives
>>585668101
>>585667797Why is there a boy dressed as a shrine maiden?
>>585667928A few years ago, at least the shitposters would have lied and said they were anon's friends.
In reality Kita just wants the most vanilla, passionate, lovey dovey sex imaginable but she's so in love with her trainer and desperate to please him she will submit to the nastiest and most vile things in his imagination even if she hates it.
Fuck off, Taro.
>>585668175Stego is a cute girl.
>>585668076This world is one in which we are granted free will.Choice exists, for some more than others, so long as we accept the responsibility.It is staggering. Yet beautiful.
CB is just sexy Rudolf
>>585668154
>>585668192WE are all friends here though
yeppers
>>585668342the FUCK did you just say, cunt?ILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT LUNA IS THE CUTEST OF THEM ALL, WITH CB BEING A CLOSE 2ND!
>>585668154Imagine winning the triple crown in high heels
>>585668284
>>585668369I used to see anons as my friends by default nowadays I see them as my bfs.
https://x.com/chinbouzu/status/2114374687212097832
>>585668410>troona
>>585668410>poona
I liked the thread more when you fags were talking about butts and anal sex with umas
Mr CB wouldn't love you like that once she learned how much money she could make on umafans and how much attention she could get online.
>>585668342
>>585668515boooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiing get better baitat least make it something around bbc, thats usually a great cheap way to get people
>sighI really want to facefuck Mejiro Dober awake while Taiki Shuttle plays the banjo to add ambiance.
>>585668509I want to fuck BOYSI'm GAYWe are suddenly okay with this!
>>585667329wait a minute how is kitasan breathing underwater
Early drama?
THANK YOU AGNES TACHYON VERY COOL
>>585668519Artist?
>>585668562CB isn't Fusaichi Pandora
>>585667329me on the left
>>585668446>tranny
>>585667838The non-concert one?
>CB propaganda hour>go play something else>come back>another CB propaganda hour
>>585667838I don't love her.
I CAN'T HECKIN WAIT COCK BALL IS SO CLOSE
>>585668509https://exhentai.org/s/1cf6b2dfa9/2020769-2
>>585668725CB propaganda don't stop
>>585668639Even the prostitute hates negros.
>>585668641
>>585668423
Sweaty Umas?
>>5856686127 more days and you will see something slightly spicy happening not related to any current drama.Unless that fag goes back on his word but he won't.
>>585668665Yajuu Senpai, nigger>>585668804>clanker
>>585668627KIMI TO
>>585668515CB isn't curren chan though?
>>585668594They feed her barnacles
It is time to move on.
If I had a free pass to butt fuck one uma to completion it would be McQueen. Not the biggest ass but she just looks so good bent over from behind and I just know it's a nice tight butthole.
>>585668859nah umama is going back to /uma/ club, they need xim
>>585668950I said unrelated to any current drama you stupid whore.
>>585668859Real Curren posters don't vague post
>>585668950They don't want that creature
>>585668947Makku is not for anal, consider Palmer instead
>>585668947>t.shiwudesu
>>585668725it's a blessed thread
>>585668996then just say it retard otherwise who the fuck cares
>>585668947For me, it's all the small umas.
>>585668950They don't
CB is pretty but I wouldn't date her
>>585668953You CAN post that but it's pushing it...
>>585662152 (me)Okay maybe mediocre was a little much on two of those whites, Head-On and Groundwork are fine. Still a small selection, but finally get another Pasa sprint hit after 2 more runs...just for her to get one more race white. In all honesty, I'm probably going to take it hoping the gps do a lot of work and I got the absolute bare minimum whites I wanted while I prep a Nishino clanker run.
>>585669162Why not?
>>585669162Tomboys aren't cute
She's so cute.
>>585667239>>585667321was expecting gore. instead all we got is "make him cold, them warm, then cold again, while playing baby/animal noises on speaker"it IS turtor alright, just not the kind I expected from that warninghttps://youtu.be/RNZ5qylG3qk?t=165>>585669217STOP POSTING THAT IMAGE I CANT BE HORNY RIGHT NOW DAMNIT
>>585668637No that's rudolf
>>585669316>dancing with Gold CityCringe
>>585669217She's too bright.
>>585668725
https://youtu.be/J-mRvEF9Fpc
>>585669389Whore >>585668953
>>585669419There are only two background characters I changed and I messed up doing it and didn't bother to post the screenshot because I didn't realize Lucky Lilac would get blocked and Rulership wouldn't for the final shot.
sry dream fag but you cant keep up with the cb propaganda
CB avatarfag is worse than V
Mr Cute Boy!
it's so cold and I didn't eat anything earlier when I should've I don't want responsibilities just need a man to follow and do as he says that's what every good girl needs
>>585669521Git gud
>>585669521
>>585669663tama a CUTE
>>585669558we love cock and balls here retard
>>585669663Tama get out of there that's not your family
>>585669624Don't post on 4chan again cutie *smooch*
>>585669532Life is about savoring quality over quantity.
>>585669587Short hair is SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8C3Dqglk0EOn a completely unrelated note this song is really fucking funny.
the raped
alas, your quality a SHIT just like your waifu
>>585669498That picture makes me feel melancholic
>>585669812No, and the umas featured are ugly
>>585669389I mean, I don't know any other umadols so...
>>585669776>The angel uma>Has a sinful body?
yeppers?
>>585669859Snow is niceWinters have been light latelyGet lighter every yearNothing like being next to someone in the muted silence of the snowEven walking alone in that is niceI hope this winter has good snow
>>585669846>prostitute >>585669924She fucks ugly, french men
>>585669217All of the CB propaganda that gets posted makes you think she's Tradwife that makes people Gosling.jpg.But as soon as the MANT events dropped, it was revealed that she's a slob that doesn't clean after herself, can't cook for shit, and has burgers for breakfast.
>>585668953No one would do that with Falco
>>585669776>>585669924my stallion wife...
uma uma samba on my cock
>>585667827The ultimate Ai mogging
>give birth to daughter>name her MISTER COCKBALLSare their parents stupid?
>>585670071>she's a slob that doesn't clean after herself, can't cook for shit, and has burgers for breakfastshe's literally perfect
You can confidently say that YOU chose your girl instead of being spoonfed by someone else, right?
uma samba reelect lula silva
>>585670071She's a filthy neet
>>585670071>can't cleanshe learns, though>can't cookshe learns this too>eats burgers for breakfastfucking based, burgers are awesome
I'm tired of waiting for Kita rolls. Odds I roll till I get Kita or till I get 160 pullsEvens I wait for the free pulls
>>585670068OHHHHHHHH BAGUETTE BAGUETTE WE WE IM A FAT UGLY FRENCH MEN WE WE!>>585670071Its okay when Anime girls do it.
>>585670024>>585670024SEXERS
>>585669532but i like both of them...
>>585670197retard
Do you NEED Kita Blanco?
>>585670241retard
>>585670247Yeah, she's very cute
>>585670197stream it
>>585670247No, she's shit
uma uma samba
>>585670247If you have to ask, no.
>>585670071She's fucking filthy????
>>585670071mr cheese burger
>>585670247Do you like front running? Do you like fronts? Do you like eating shit?She is one of multiple S tier parents, but far from the only one.
>>585670197
>>585670268retard
>>585670071She's (you)!
>>585670282>shilling the ugly grannyStop
>>585670197NOOOOO
Corporate wants you to find the differences between these umas.
>>585670247if you do not pull for kita blanco your account will be bricked for the next 5 years
I want to join an S rank club but my current club will die if I leave them
>>585670282
so what are you using with cb trainee upupupu
>>585670402mambwo...
one last blessing, time for bedoyasumi
>>585670392Left doesn't have a blaze, middle has an ahoge, right has a headband and curlier hair than middle, bigger blaze, and she's the cutest of the 3.
>>585670464oyasumi brother
which uma should i jerk off to before bed tonight?
>>585670464gnight cbwo
>>58567051577 for CB
>>585670241>>585670280>>585670330
>>585670515'zensky
>>585670390Ugly bastard detected
>>585670071She's pretty gross
Going to assume people are trolling because not one reason was given.
>>585670582Reason for what?
Time to go tank a run just to see the fail animations.
trainee rapeorrape trainee?
>>585670542Imagine having to spark Kita, the easiest girl in Tracen.
>>585670419I love giving her a bath and brushing after her races
>>585670515
>>585669782KYS
>>585670582
>>585670542
Is this worth anything?
>>585670650I got some useless new umas at leastI also got her base form for free the first time around
>>585670685>boyuma>>>/y/>>>/cm/
>>585670736yeppers, for this cm and the next one
>>585670542I ruined your pull luck by also getting a jump on spending some pulls earlier. >>585667548 sorry about that.
>>585670765We like boy umas here
>>585670765How did you miss the Stay gold posting just to hone in specifically on Seiun sky
>boy uma propagandaSky is NOT cute, never was, never will be>>585669328never fucking mind. dude got his VISIBLE dick and balls ripped off with piano wire, bled like a fountain.
Women are nice. My wife is nice. I'm sure you'll all meet nice women someday too.
>>585670846that's not kinda nice
>>585670930DIE
>>585670862Wrong, faggot
>>585670930Maybe eventuallyNot anytime soon, though
>>585670983Brave post in a thread that's been half boyuma propaganda
>>585670983We do...
>>585670071SHUT UP I CAN FIX HER
im on a 10 game losestreak in league. im gonna take it out on your favorite boyuma, anon.
>>585670301Yeppers
>>585670062Here in kentucky we had some crazy fucking snow and a freeze thing happen last year.. or actually I think it was this january when it went down. I forgot but there was some really thick snow and ice that encased tree branches and the like. It was really cool although you had to watch your step because you could easily slip
>>585671121I say this
What makes her a boy uma?
>>585671121But LoH doesn't come until the next scenario
>>585670971Unfortunately, I can't do kinda nice at fixated times, only at random times.
>>585671231She acts like a teenage slob which is more attributed to boys.
>>585671213>>585671231>literally behaves like a tomboygee i wonder why people call her a boy
>>585671342name one thing she does that tomboys do
>>585671121run into their team moreyou can't 1v5 themyou think you can backdoorplease uninstall after this game
>>585671121rank?
>>585670930Tell me how to meet women anon. Feels like Online Dating Apps is the only way to date nowadays and the girls have 1000 different choices of better guys you have to compete with
I have no carats & I must snack...
>>585671231Artist?
Boobs
>>585671480Living like Rulership
>>585671553Just to go uma meetups
>>585671553final fantasy xiv
>>585671553start going to church
>>585671581>Bro
>>585670930I did anon, sometimes you just gotta keep up the small acts of kinda nice for good things to happen to you
>>585671593her living conditions arent actually expanded upon in her in game story. thats all just fanart headcanon
>>585671553hobbies that dont attract normies
>>585671687Bro boobs in my mouth
>>585671553>get lucky at school>get lucky at your job (note: HIGH RISK)>get lucky at church / some MMO you playThat is... quite literally it.
>>585670930i had a gf too...had because she took my phone and saw the club chat logs...
I want to impregnate this boy
>>585671553If you don't already have someone, you lost out. Dating apps are your only option, and single moms are the only ones in your dating pool.
2 of my weeb friends got married last weekend...
>>585671826cute
>>585671601bro have you been to an actual uma meetupdont tell anons thisthe sad truth is if you wanted to play a gachas that attracted women you'd be playing hoyoslop (don't do this)
>>585671826
>>585670930>I'm sure you'll all meet nice women someday tooMotherfuckers who lucked out and got a good woman always be saying shit like this>>585671553Its all luck bwo. >>585671632Could but you may meet some fucked up women like those born again virgins.
>>585671553Giving up hope is how ((they)) get in
>>585671954
>>585671632>>585671803>go to churchIsn't Church about reconciling your spiritual connection with Jesus?Where do you find the time to hit up and flirt with women
>>585672045It's hard not to. Even the fattest, ugliest, bitch with 3 kids won't match with an average looking guy cause she's window shopping and thinks she can do better.
>>585671880Your friends are government agents and those marriages were done to make you more depressed
>>585672156"church" refers to getting involved in church activities, it's a club
>>58567215690% of american churches are far, far more laid back than that, outside of the actual sermon they encourage people to mingle
>>585672156After church. Sometimes they do a coffee and donuts thing right after mass.
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/DxYRCh>https://jiggie.fun/DxYRChhttps://jiggie.fun/DxYRCh>https://jiggie.fun/DxYRChhttps://jiggie.fun/DxYRCh
>>585670930the only thing stopping me from meeting a nice woman is my hatred of women. it's unfortunate.
>>585671553Have your mates and their girlfriends introduce you to one or join some sports club like pickleball
why the fuck is the game shitting itself
>>585672185There’s no point in ruminating on what was for others.Focus on what can be for you.
>>585672131Top Gun card sabotaged me and forced healing on me so the wit was only at a 39% failure rate (and it the 61% won) so that's not happening.
>>585672259https://x.com/osiriseijin/status/2107490869763092882
Marche is a robot
>>585671803this comic is such a fucking extreme blackpillhow have we become so different as genders where "childhood friend to lover" is beloved by men but hated by women?
>>585672156It's also a social gathering, hell it used to be the only social gathering most people had
>>585671553Take a shower, wear something that makes you look either like a homeless rapist or a man with a job then go outside and talk to random women, one of them will be desperate enough to talk back.
>>585671553Dating apps have been terrible for relationships in general but they're your best bet and that's just how it is for this era. You just gotta remember a few things>being authenticdespite what you think about le chads, simply trying to replicate that in yourself dishonestly will backfire.>Don't tunnel vision itIf it happens it happens, be open to meeting women but don't specifically spend your days chasing them. It gets exhausting, and you start to hate them for something you did to yourself.>Find a matchcute sexy women etc are great yeah but at the end of the day you need to find someone you can connect with>Bee ur (best) selfLike you said, you have to compete with 1000 other men who are "better", so you need to have your niche and target women (and get targeted back by them) who like little weirdoes like you. A handful of women would unironically take a guy who's (genuinely) nice to them that share their hobbies and views and such. Improve yourself, not attempt to morph into a competitive dating profile.>Vet out the undesirablesDon't waste too much time with dead ends. If you sniff out red flags just save yourself the headache and drop it instead of clinging to a chance of getting to see her fat tits. Similarly, know when to make concessions for minor downsides in a person that you think you can personally overlook.Of course, there's always meeting through mutual circles like hobbies, school, work, etc. But that's a different kind of fucked. Umamusume
I think I'm falling for a clubmate...
>>585672438Because enemies to lovers is hotter
>>585671953>bro have you been to an actual uma meetup>dont tell anons thiswdym
>>585672551No it's enemies to friends to lovers, if you remove the friends part then it's just hatesex
I can't believe Tamamo is a Mishima
>>585672505I grinded dating websites for 7 fucking years with nothing to show for it, don't listen to this horse shit, I could have gotten a university-level education in that timeI know my standards aren't high either because I have a fat chick fetish
Hop on Tinder Ranked, bwochacho.
CB doesn't shower when she finishes training and just goes to bed
Reminder that if you're talking to a woman on a dating app she has at minimum a dozen plus other guys chatting her up.
How would you react if you found out that many of your fellow club members are unironic r*ddit*rs?
>>585672673Uma meetups are unfortunately EXTREMELY similar to vtuber fan meetups in USA>95% male>90% brown>trannies>out of what little females there are, 70% are lesbian and the other 30% are cosplayers trying to advertise an onlyfans with an OCEAN of orbiters
>>585672783reddit is not real bwo, it's a bot websitethey all moved to discord or xitter
>>585671803Single at 30 huh
>>585672697truly evil
>>585672756i wanna stench with CB after doing a workout, skipping the shower, and cuddle for the night...
>>585672783One of them is and he's been in my club for over a year
>>585672783I know it's false because 4chan has been screaming about a false enemy for years, reddit's been dead for agesSocial media is just twitter now which 4chan clearly has a younger brother syndrome with
>>585672856She's not gonna sugarcoat it
>>585672710Skill issue. Simply be luckier at the casinoI did the same and got my wife out of a 4-year grindand I also got my university-level education during that
>>585672783ryanxwonbin...
>>585672783dacchis...
>>585672817who is considered brown the latinos?
>>585672783not as bad as people in your club (((flatlining)))
i will be able to download an umawife in my lifetime inshallah
>>585670282devious looking slugwife
>>585673195>YurishitKill yourself
>>585673195That is not seeking the pearl, what the fuck?
>>585673195who's the hag on the left
We cannot change the seas, but we can chart our courseUmasumi
>>585673195The lightning-struck hag on the left thunderclapped my heart after delivering that charming pickup line at the end of her 4th story
>>585673328umasumi *smooch*
>>585673387*gives you tongue*
orenji
>>585667045Nice try Netamamoyahu, I won't fall for your agenda
>>585670930>>585671553My girlfriend dumped me in February because she didn't want to settle down with me. I tried my best. She told me I treated her really well but didn't see herself being with me for the future. I am fit, above average height, not ugly, educated, have a stable and well paying job, do not drink/smoke/take drugs, do not live with my parents, have stable financial investments. Negative is that I have boring hobbies, a quiet personality and I'm unsocial (the big one). I'm not a catch, but I don't think I'm THAT bad... I can get date on the apps but the girls I've been on dates with have either been ugly or unpleasant. I feel like its over for the average guy.
>>585673328shes to tiny, and the heat of her umanko on tores arm
>>585673449I want a fat ass orenji wife. Please bless me with one shiraoki
>>585673535I'm sure the elbow is in her
>>585673439careful anon, next time you may get bitten
>>585670650i got her from 30 free rolls, easiest uma i've ever rolled for
>>585673449She's not that big.
>>585673382That's not seeking the pearl are you blind
are you guys whitemy SEAbros and I can just pick up a nice woman whenever we feel like it
>>585673667Shiraoki-sama disagrees
I got home without crashing my car
>flatline for ny duo>start playing a game>just finished it and now it feels empty because I relived the joy of playing actual vidya instead of gacha kusogeuma for me?
>>585673195>anons can't read fucking kana......
>>585673531Must've been tough. At least she was upfront to tell you that, wasn't she?I already gave up that young love would even happen to me but, think I'll live a bit longer just to keep trying.
>>585673531sorry anon you werent just exciting enough maybe you should have ryona'd her
>>585673724good job
>>585673724>he does not have self driving
>>585673531Feels bad>I feel like its over for the average guy.Has been for awhile now
>>585673764the one that does IT the best, it is over for you, bwo
>>585673707that nice woman? a femboy
>>585673764mambwo...
>>585673810cute grandma
I'm only interested in uma girls. Ningen women don't even feel like real people anymore to me.
>>585673823I don't even have automatic
>>585673531If it makes you feel better, that exgf of yours will have a major crashout once she hits the wall after an unfulfilled life of dating knowing you could've been the one. Many women experience this and its beautiful.
>>585673810Marusexy
>>585673920uhhh that's Poles
>>585673724based laisu
Sex with umadols
>>585674154Why are dirters so sexy...
>>585673969thisI'm not even attracted to them anymore
Dirters are not sexy. They are anal fiends. They got hairy pussy. They don't wipe and wash their butt properly.
>>585674282>not sexy>lists things that makes them unbelievably sexy
>>585673969Do you like them because they are Umas, or do you like them because they are high school girls?
post something sleepy
>>585673785>>585673894Thanks for the kind words. Its an awful feeling that you can try your best and still fail. I had so much love to give. >>585673797>you werent just exciting enough I think so>maybe you should have ryona'd herKill yourself>>585674038She's 26 so she still has some time left, but I feel like she'll end up that way if she doesn't get realistic
>>585674364I like them for each individual reason but I love them for both
>>585674331They got POOP NUGGETS attached to their anal hairs!
>>585672939WELL AREN'T YOU A COOL GUY
>>585674412
>>585674474STOP STOP STOP I'M GONNA LEAK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3Wj7euhaUk
>>585674364I like everything about them, I love them too much to dispassionately disect them. I'd lay down my life to save an Uma girl.
>>585673531modern women do not seek the stability you want. The one for you is someone who also think's they're Sisyphus(prereq:must have read the orgiinal story of sisyphus and Albert Camus' interpretation)
>4 careers without Sprint A/S>1 career where LH doesn't show upAnother day, another set of wasted borrows.
>>585667002reminder that Halo's irl lore cucks her previous trainer with the one that made her a G1 winner
>>585674632THAT'S NOT SEXY! THEY WIPE AND THEY WIPE AND THEY WIPE AND THERE IS STILL POOP! THEY ARE NEVER CLEAN! THEY STICK THEIR HAND DOWN THEIR UNDERWEAR, SCRATCH JUST NEAR THEIR ASSHOLE, SO THEIR FINGERS SMELL LIKE POOP!
My club is rapidly falling out of A+
>>585674717So she was a ntr halo afterall..
>>585674748mam...bwo...
We should aim for S next month!
>>585674748Mambwo...
Is it rank B+ starting 1001?
>>585674958nyes
>>585674862>sir, another club wants to aim for S>deploy the umama-protocol, give them false hope, gain their trust, and destroy them
my danchous onlyfans got leaked by the rival club...
One of my clubbies made over 25 million fans in a day, how is that possible?
>>585675059pressing the independent training button
>>585675059you can do up to 28 clanker runs a day!
>>585675059flying close to the sun
>>585675181>>585675101That's beyond autistic. I'll keep only looping whenever I remember, fan farming sounds retarded.
>>585675296>That's beyond autisticyeshope you got your answer
>>585675296if you want carat neutral runs you have to run a mant schedule. so there's some doubt if he's fan or parent farming
weren't umas the original self driving car
>>585675416I cant marry a car
>>585675416I don't think you know what constitutes a self driving car
>>585675495Pretty sure you can, I heard about it roughly 10 years ago
>>585675416the Amish literally get wasted and just let their horses drive them home yes
>>585675416Self-flying plane in that case, since it's Star Power Oguri.
Ughhhh!!
>>585675495Doesn't the guy marrying a character in his DS game set a precedent though?
>>585675725What's wrong?
how sexy is neo universe
>>585675416xoguri is so hot they should make her top meta for another 6 cms
>>585675864out of this world sexy
>>585675841This thread is full of...
>>585675836kinda did it, the next one married an hologram of hatsune miku
>>585675986O-of what...?
>>585675725>>585675986I need to stick my MAN penis inside of Mejiro Dober's holes. I will not pull out.
>>585676013MEN!!!!!
*laugh track*
>>585673784Ten percent isn't a real uma
Wife?How can hello bitch even compare?
Retard, it's all men here, what the fuck are you yapping about
Showing Dober my massive 4 inch cock
>>585676086
reminder that your trainee could easily kill you if she wanted to
Even if you're not into keiba you can easily spot which jockey in this picture just lost triple crown yesterday
>>585676146How can Tracen students even compete?
>>585676146Who dis she sexy
>>585676197How does she know I like tsunderes?!
>>5856762515 from right to left?
>>585676251>visibly paler compared to the restMan that's gotta suck for him. Hope he comes back with a better mental.
>>585676197That only makes it hotter when she turns into a quivering shaking mess when your dick makes her cum
7 and I have a dream about Shiraoki tonight
>>585676146>Goshiki Shun Taisai>A festival that happens once every 12 years>It's purpose is to celebrate the bond between Umamusume and HumansAAAAIIIIEEEE
>>585676251bro looks like a cadaver
>>585676349
The thread is empty let's do it quickly before anons come back
>>585674748Mambwo I am trying my best...
After many failed runs (looking at you, Ticket) I finally got Sprint BNW for this CM, though I might rebuild Biwa if I think I miss style/distance corners and a higher speed stat too much
>>585676643the lurkers are watching...
>>585676197So they got horse strength even if they don't got horse size? Kinda bullshit if ya ask me.
>>585676197Nah I can take it. Cartoon logic and all
waheygood morningu everynyan
>>585676778Wasex with helios
Kitasex Sex with Kitasan Black
>>585676778morningu
sex?
>>585666928>Uma raping her trainer is not cano-Aiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>585676670You can survive Haruten with that stamina? I thought you need at least 600 and a gold skill.
>>585676906Chiyo sex
We fucked
>>585676925Is it true Daisca has become more and more of a bimbo as the game has gone on?
>>585676670uma accurate wit
>>585676981Vodka got cooler and Daiwa more of a goof (like their irl counterparts) or so I was told
I make Kita dress like a slut in the privacy of my office
ah yes the illusion of choice
>>585677121
>>585677121THAT'S MY WIFE, YOU CAN'T POST THATYet you didReflect on your actions while I admire THOSE
>>585676670>won acupuncture recovery gamba on TaishinThat's a fun flex. Feels like Taishin and Tickezo could have snuck in a Sprinting Gear for some extra late game accel, but I imagine shop hints weren't kind after you got the inspiration hit especially with Tickezo, impressive just hope they hit good downhills with that wit. Best of luck Biwabro.>>585676929Run as late and you can cheese getting third place. I've done it somewhere around 450 stamina, might take a clock or two, but it can be done.
>>585676973Digitan RABU
Maruzensky has boobs I'd kill to suck on
>>585677121I need uma milk
Guten Morgen
>>585677390is germany euro tomakomai
>>585677390Moin
>>585677121i can see it
I lost my chinkhandheld r36s. I liked that thing and want to upgrade to a better one. Can you guys recommend anything? Up to PS2 would be neat.
>>585676929Thankfully you just have to place top 3 so you don't need nearly as much as you'd think, 400-450 as a Late/End will do it even without any recovery skills (the only reason Taishin has them is because I got lucky with the acupuncturist). I even won once with less than 400 stamina, iirc it wasn't even the run with the recoveries. Umas like Rice do end up needing more stamina and potentially a recovery since they have to get first.>>585677194Definitely would have grabbed it had it showed up, but it never did on either of them, doesn't help that you can't buy sprint hints until you hit A Sprint. It's not even the first time on the acupuncturist gamba either, Ticket got it in Leo 2.
>>585677561Why did she do it?
>>585674748i finally claimed the no.15 spot in my club only for this to happen...
>>585676929You can do it as low as 280 Stam and 400 Guts without any heals running Late to get 3rd. I had plenty of attempts doing Rob Roy for Sprint.
>>585677121holy honkabadonkers
>>585677898Space holds many creatures for Uni to befriend
Should I fap to CB before bed
>>585677239Digitan rabu!
>>585678435
>>585678113Uni is so cute...
>>585678435WTF PUT SOME CLOTHES ON
>>585678009Yep its Mambover
>>585678009mambo club members #22-30 are no longer to be considered mambros
thread is deader than my romantic life
Evens I do early pathfinder prepOdds I play something other than umamusume
>>585666928>Mihomo Bourbon
>>585679075but i thought this is SEAhours
I have Eishin, Daiwa (obviously), Zephyr, Creek (obviously), ZRRAny other paizuri demons Im missing? I think I got the main ones, but if I could add any other it would probably be Inari
>>585679075Embrace comfy hours
>>585679075I'm busy giving CP another go
>>585677121You can't draw that...
>>585679398Where's the evil one?
>>585679075I got to see Biwabro. And now I be wa-sleep.
>>585679398
>>585679398Shame you can't sort GT by bust:height/waist ratioI'd say Kawakami
>>585673531>Negative is that I have boring hobbies, a quiet personality and I'm unsocialI feel that. I broke up with mine for 7 years because of a similar reasons, but I later realized I hated going to raves and dance parties with her. It was mentally draining for me.
>>585679669>Kawapri that highI will never not love this
I forgot training Kingu can be a pain let alone the aptitude fuckery with needing end sparks
>>585679398Doto is the definition of "evil tits"
>>585674717i mean that not the only thing she cuck someone out of
>>585679873Need
>>585679873slugly
>>585679669I dont trust this chart, Akebono doesnt have the biggest tits visually, umas like Daiwa or Inari look like they have wayyyyy bigger tits on their models
>>585679075*places hand on thigh*
What does Opera O see in Doto to maker her like her so much
>>585680030
>>585680030big boobies
>>585679725King is probably the 2nd easiest End Sprinter behind Pearl?Everyone else needs to hit 2 inspirations.
>>585680030There was an event about this you turbo skipping nigger
Is next reset the last Pitasan free pull?
>>585680389there's 40 more pulls
>>585680382I don't have either of them nor do I remember every little interaction between every uma
Vinegary girlf eets
Which Ruby is better, normal or ballroom
>>585680557ballroom
>>585680015>chartyou can verify this info in your game right now
>>585680557normal
>>585679675Im like 20 shards away from her, so maybe if my daily shops are magnanimous I will unlock her in 2038
you should go to jp and give daiwa some cheeky tenners
>>585680557both are equally good
>>585680812>marked
You guys would buy $200 designer brand Yanko collab hoodie right?
>>585680557They do different things
oh fuck its 3 am. what am I doing
>>585680883by tahbo!
>>585680243Sweep Tosho and Mayano Top Gun
>>585680928Well? What are you doing? It's around 3AM for me too and I'm watching a super casual JP vtuber playing the new scenario while my clanker is clanking, how about you?
you have work tomorrowplease sleep
Dont forget about TT tallying
>>585681191It is tomorrow and Im already working
>>585681212safeee
>>585681106I don't know anymore...>VtuberI'll never understand why people watch them unless of course perhaps there is maybe one thats a 40 year old mature lady who occasionally flirts with random fans in her chat.. in which case I get it
>>585681191Does Finemo shave or keep it hairy
>>585681191After I finish my video eassy
>>585681374wtf it's getting high. I don't wanna have to upgrade my team
Sex with yeppers
>>585681191Oyasumi
>>585681434GM in a month, you'll survive a week or two of class 5
>>585681212Retained, think I may refine 1 or 2 umas on my dirt team, but I'll do that after I get my CM22 parents set up.
>1.026mheh, another week barely scraping by without any effort
>>585681442Why her of all umas
>>585681409vtubers are popular for variety and game streams in japan, i don't mind it that much
So how much longer till science advances enough so we get IRL umas? I mean it cannot be THAT difficult to mix up human DNA with a pinch of horse genes. Heck, I bet I could do that right now if I had access to a lab with all the necessary equipment and stuff.
>>585681674Human experiments are a no-no, my friend.
>>585681674you will get "uma" but they're weak and fragile and ugly and dies within 8 years
>>585681674Only China is working on gene modification, and by working they say they aren't, so not any time soon. Eugenics is still taboo around the world.
>>585681413they do it for her
>>585681605I see.
>>585681582Yukippers is cutieppers
>this threadI can't find the copypasta, but here's the image at least.
>>585681719I mean, yeah. I can see the first few generations being genetic failures. But from like the 10th gen onwards? They have to start being better.>>585681695Fine. Then just take some horse embryos and add a fuckload of human DNA to them. Technically that'd be experimenting on animals, not people.
cygenerous
Time to go do some work..
>>585681719Anon, that's called technological advancement. You create something, learn from the experience and create it again, but better. Then you repeat this until you succeed
>>585667168The two eunuchs by my side when I have to gamble on a 66.6% triple rainbow last turn that could brick or make my horse on the very last borrow before I'm shoved back into the wage cage
>spend 3000 paid carats got two dupes>got Blaze by snacking>Got Dia NY from first ten pull Its all fine
>>585681831>>585682095Umas got to stop smoking. Bad for their lungs. How're they supposed to run if they start coughing after the first dozen meters?
>>585681674Well first you'd have to sequence genomes and figure out what everything does by itself and when combined on both species THEN you'd have to figure out what can be merged soooooo 20 years after Hitler 2 shows up.
>>585681674We're gonna get umabots before actual umamusume so there's that
I'm gonna have an aneurysm, is there a way to simply check what are the star pieces and when is each race?in-game it literally doesn't say, so I need to click on news to check new by new which one is it that has the information of the races, and then I need to check a third place to see when and what kind of race it is (either that, or I manually go through every single race in schedule).I feel like there is not a single place where I can check this information in a concise way..
morning coffee
>>585682408https://x.com/umamusume_engthen go to https://gametora.com/umamusume/races and search the race if you don't know it by heart from playing too much MANT
>>585681767They're legally required to say they aren't.
im kinda scared to ask my club lead but how does he already have 250 million fans this month?
>>585682287>20 years after Hitler 2 shows upBased. Given the state of the world, I'd say make those 20 years just 2. >>585682313Eh. Robots sound lame.
>>585682453hey
>>585682408i just page through the agenda until I see the icon, since you can do that without starting a run now
>>585681191I actually don't, I work wednesday through saturday nights
after what felt like 100 runs finally i have an uma that has both in it
>>585682575Actually robots are pretty cool
>>585682564clanking fan runs, that's A+ club top earner territory not too weird
>>585682564>10m a dayyou can do that just clanking fan runs on repeat during waking hours
>>585682564not enough to be botting but too high to be gainfully employed
>>585682453Yum!
Cafe is the most cute of uma of the game
>>58568256425M is just 8 fan runs a day. Do fan runs while at wagie, play the game when you get home and it's an easy 10M fans a day
does orfevre ever talk like a normal person at any point?
55 Oguri Runs and still no GP
>>585682453>>585682648>>585682956Cafe has so much hair, she should try different hairstyles
>>585682974*Curren
>>585682453you got my attention
>>585682527You are saying no then. >>585682652It's a pain in the ass every time, and it feels like star piece races have become more common.
do any of those Auto-Independent training bots work on Linux? I'm curious because I start work soon and I don't want to stop my parent grind
>>585683192Cafe hopefully does NOT shave her pubes
>>585683192True
>>585683192
>>585683263to be fair I never check them, if someone posts about them in the thread or in club chat I add the races to a fan run but if I forget about them then so be it
>>585683287ask cygames about it on their support page
I'm gonna touch Cafe.
ohamile!
5 minutes to use your RP
>>585683192long hair is nice but..
what's more suspeicious is how people had over 2 billion fans before we even got clanking
...which is funny because I LOVE Falco, but I could not give less of a shit for this alt.
>>585683773thats not suspicious they were just botting on Icarus before it got nerfed
>>585683759Is that the wolf cut?
>>585683814that can be considered a wolf cut, yeah
>>585683773Its called dedication.
Enough.Narita Brian.
oisu
>witgod said no late surgers next CM toowhen do lates stop being POTENTIAL STYLE, first it was buffed OYL, then it was power Ruby, then it was stamina Kris, when are they just "good"
>>585683975Yes
>>585683814
>>585684042Sex
>>585684051CM24 has full-power Claw Forward with Dia and Laurel, and LoH 1 will be the Uni show
>>585670024holy plappers
>>585684153but anons told me only front runners can play loh
>>585684106
>>585684206you're telling me a frontrunner thread told you only frontrunners can play loh?
>>585679928
just imagine the brown umachicas that live in south america bros...
>>585684153>Uni in LoH 1LoH 1 is complete front meta, even Teio is better than Neo Universe
frontrunners get raped by back liners every single timethe only reason you want them for LOH is to cheese the score system because it's the same as TT
>>585684346Chocolate...
>>585684206trve. you should definitely spark vfujin for a front loh uma
>>585684426holy cope
Front is the villain styleLates and Ends are heroes
You can only post in this thread if your wife is B90 or above
>>585684569this is true
why do umas and npcs always assume a trainer and trainee will end up being in a relationship?
>>585684683Tracen is a matchmaking facility
>>585684426Still reaction images make me want to smack her butt
>>585675725She's taking a big horseshit
cm waiting room
front runners and backliners killing each other while the pace chaser main lives the comfy life of waitingevos soon, cards soon, toxic metacancer pacechaser gps and aces soon
>>585684826Is that all you can think of? Ugh...men...
>>585684642You will never take me alive you chudDIGITAN LOVE NOW AND FOREVER !!!
Why is Spe so shit?
happy to come back from a work call to so many kafes, cheers>>585683192>>585683759short is cute but it loses some of that spooky, otherly presence vibe
okay bros. If i oshi play neo uni and vivolos which card do i target
How is this shitty kusoge in its 5th year but there is no option for solo concert unless I use hachimi?????
>>585684704Entrance exam?Background screening?Physical test regularly?Wake the fuck up torena. Tracen is facility that match made human candidates to rich uma family
>>585685212Cygames
LoH is so easy that you can hit plat 4 with any style. It's not a "you must run fronts or you will die" game mode, that shit only applies if you're going for high ranks
>>585685083>boyuma cafethat was a crit hit
:o
>>585685241But tamamo isn't rich
>>585685293Our spherical bird
>>585685343with all that winning? lol lmao
>>585684346unlimited chocolate umanko...
>>585685212Everyone uses hachimi so who cares
URA is a government entity and tracen is its political project Japan wants to dominate the world with umatology
once you get enough star pieces it should spawn a jiggie you have to do to get the upgrade
>>585685434Sounds good to me, bro. When is ME getting a Japanese state-sanctioned umawife?
>>585684206it'll be interesting to see how LoH is gonna go in globalback on jp I'd run my team trials horses with no preparation and get plat 3 safely, even plat 4 occasionally in the first few, I expect the same here where a low percentage of players is gonna metagame it hard with the gift of foresight to occupy highest ranks, but a decent amount of people will just run their clankers without a thought and will be easy to snack on
>>585685421In some songs the vocal get overly loud during chorus and in one case, legend u, the voice swap straight up doesnt work
>>5856855591. what is mcafe looking at 2. what's the difference between plat 3 and 4
choco wife...
porn uma
>>585685535Trump banned horsewifes, sorry you are out of luck
>>585685653Many people are requesting this
>>585685736I don't live in the USA but what the fuck are you talking about?
Everything is bigger in the US Even umas
>>585685421I'm still hachimi free>but 60fps you will never get banned your hakurakunyoope, hachimi free
>>585685812>This nigger plays in 30fps with slow ass ui animation transition.
>>585685739its truuuu
>>585685421Hachimi isn't on global for android so I don't care
>>585685810Bakucute
>>585685945The wait is getting shorter every day and yet I still believe we need to accelerate faster.
>>585684153We're going back to Unity??
>>585685942yup, I'm not in a hurry why are you
>>5856856271. sundayman flying her slippers away, I dunno2. 500 carrots and the other misc rewardsYou get a rainbow shard for reaching plat 1 and 500 ninjin for every plat rank
>>585686082>urm Im wasting more time doing the same thing as othersi dont know, cause My time is valuable genius?
>>585686045Yeah I cant believe it either. She is almost here after over a year of waiting
>>585686171It quite literally isn't
>>585668372sakura laurel if she cute
>>585686171you're brazillian none of your time is precious
>>585686171I believe you
>>585684206>>585684371Fronts definitely seem strongest.
>>585686180Only like a month and a half left!
>>585686237Splendid
>>585686181Yes it is, I finish a career on average about 5m faster than you>>585686192Cope whatever you want lil neet but I have a job. I play this shit for the cute girls and less I spend time grinding worthless aces the better for me
>My time is valuable, he says on 4channel
We need a sexy witch Dober alt
heh
>>585686225bootka bwos????
>he replied to the other 2 but not me the original anon he was talking tohey, I was playing with that...
>>585686403She is a good late surgers and her boots are fitting for a snowboard.
>>585685967Too flat...
>>585686629Here ya go, fat mare titties
>>585686342She's gonna use magic to make my sperm disappear
>>585686163hmmm ninjinhumu humu
Reminder that in the story event there was no snowboarding race or anything meaning they just gave vodka clown shoes to have a laugh
>>585686171>My time is valuableblud is playing uma and posts this drek with serious face :skullemoji:
>>585686712Thank you for fat tits...
>>585684153I don't get why Neo Uni is so glazed when she's only good for a very specific condition which is medium CM where check is goodIt happens like twice before she falls off
>>585686896because she cute
>>585686896late cucker mains are just desperate for relevance
>>585686896we glaze cute umas who can perform, because that means that they're overpresentedfor ugly umas like oguri we just call them soulless meta
>>585686857>>585686712HISHIAMA SEXOOO
why nyoniverse always showing panties in art
>>585686959Good point>>585687000She's OP in the right conditions but Derby and l'Arc are also the most oshi friendly CM Tbh. As a parent though she's good for every medium
>>585686728>>585686342I hate that this general gaslit me into enjoying Dober>mennnnn.gif - Error: Duplicate file exists. here.
>>5856868960.25 midleg is rare, and she's an evergreen parent for medium backliners
>>585687138No pants in space
>>585686827She snowboards in her ult tho.
>>585686896I want to do my sleeves team and she completes it with Tachyon and Dia.
>>585687238She is so cool
>>585687259is there a 5th sleevuma
>>585687226seems like a fair rule
>>585686225How did Mihono Bourbon Valentine get translated to Miura's Winning Streak?How did Ines Fujin Valentine get translated to style expressions?How did Mr CB get translated to Qianming?>>585685381Can't fix shit spending habits
>>585687138how's this
>>585687226I want to lick it
>>585687148You shouldn't need to be gaslit!
derb
>>585687409>already have that one downloaded
Recommend an Uma wife for someone who dislikes Dober.
>>585687148It's kinda weird how this general did a complete 180 on Dober from the "raging misandrist who is a fraud as a parent since her unique never works" image she had before. Not complaining though, I loved Dober from the beginning.
>>585687452cock and balls
I FLATLINED AND HAVE 0 ACES READY BWOS WTF DO I DO
>>585685106prease answer
>>585687138Why NOT
Chud
>>585687450what about the one where her pussy is getting shaved
>>585687469her flailing chibi arms are just too adorable
>>585686332lmao you don't have shit
>>585687484There is always open league
ah
>>585687452My friend who despises Dober really likes Bakushin so maybe you have the same brainworms
>>585687497I had to cut that one out of the screenshot, but apparently I have it saved 3 times under different nameshttps://files.catbox.moe/ap9bhi.png
>>585687480I tried searching for this Uma but can't find her can you show me a picture of her?
>>585681212It will be the first time retaining my semen. I will have no parfaits, since I was saving them in class 5, and spending them in class 6.
>>585687484It's sprint bwo, just get some umas with a bunch of accels out and call it a day
>>585687484Guess you'd better start
>>585687484make 3 aces? you still have like 4 days dude
>>585687543
>>585687639ohOHCardboard Box!!!wow it took me until now to get this one
>>585687357fake not showing panties
this game is ASS
>>585687541>saved 3 times under different namesbased
>>585687484We have half tp event, go train aces now!Search for Nishino Flower on uma.moe with wit sparks for borrow parent. Train your sprint pace chacers. Get a lot of wit, because the track is mostly downhill.
>>585687690Oh actually I was going for Colid Bsnake, but yeah that works too
machan
>overglazed upcoming umasBlaze BrianNeo UniverseSummer Tachyon>well glazed upcoming umasKitasan WhiteValentine FujinSakura Laurel>underrated upcoming umasNY DiamondDaitaku HeliosDaiichi Ruby
>>585687324Besides Halloween Digi, not really. You could almost count Transcend, but they only look like that sometimes like when her arms are upright instead of all the time.
>>585687801>underratedcould have said underdone to keep with the theme>Kitasan White>NY Diamondanon is living in last week
>>585687858Didn't know we got a medium and long CM since last week
>>585687697no, but it needs more ASS like that
>just found out I'm supposed to be using wit Nakadashi Festa for my clanker runswho even rolled for this support bro
Umas with huge tits in sweaters....Also I'm slowly amassing too many images of cretain umas to the point where I should probably just be making separate folders for each of them.This is how it starts.... this is how I become an umaroller....
almost morning time, umasumi /uma/
>>585687978what else are you using your borrow slot on
I am not qualified to become a ruby tore
It's over
>>585688021yes, you need to be FAT and OLD to be ruby tore
>>585687818the sleeves have to be long enough to constantly folded overthey decided 5 sleevma team trials team would be too powerful
Next bread will be late surger
>>585688012speed Fuku since she's a scam not worth rolling for
>>585687978Those who got cucked by her on Smaru banner
>>585688050At last, can we now stay in the comfy A zone?
>>585688125>still borrowing to pad statsgrim
>>585688050just be b+ with 1/5th of the fansonly one rank lower
>>585688184I can reach SS+ and sometimes even UG with ease so I guess I'm dropping her
>>585687978lots of people have those from rolling smaru
>>585687541I wanna do this to my gf
>Favourite Star>It's Ayabe>I already have her 4 starred>Won last 2 CMs with herThis horse really wants to be mained bros...
>>585688363ayabby!
>>585687985I've been umarolling lately and I've been spooked a lot and it feels so great. So many new girls to explore and get attached to.Meanwhile getting spooked while rolling on cards feels like shit.
bake a new bread or else
>>585688363you got yabbed
>>585688093I believe it, it's like another Pasa outfit, they know they can't outdo the paizuri power of the last one. Can't really blame them.
>>585688363she's sorry
>>585688408>getting spooked while rolling on cardsbox decoration
>>585688408Yeah there's like 3 or 4 cards total I would like to get spooked by and everything else is completely worthless. Obviously there's a bunch of umas I dont care about but there's always the potential I like them more after playing their career seeing their animations etc etc and them replacing someone on my TT roster.
I'm updating the OP
i want to have sex with yabby
>>585688408I wish i got spooked by someone new and not 10th Rudolf or 7th Falco.
>>585688697>>585688697>>585688697
I'm still at zero SSR from the free pulls... I am Falco
>>585688346While she is wearing the tarumae cosplay?
>>585688742I've pulled one so far....
>>585687517YOU FOOL!
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