Previous: >>585640375New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FwDmrbvdVQ>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep ToshoCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 1, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Maya is a whore
>>585688401>>585688447>>585688485She worked hard so she deserves it
waheythank for updating jp info
it's coming up on winterbe careful around your trainee
>>585688749>t.
Do you guys skip out on finishing LH's chain when the training clicks are too good and you keep getting more energy than you need?
>>585688849a gold skill that you can almost always proc is worth a lot more than 60 stats
>>585688849No, I just bite the bullet at some point because I want to get smell ya later
>>585688834i would this curren
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>585688852Yes, and while I'm feeding her a tomakomai roll cake too
>>585688943Sorry that was me
>>585688834I HATE CURREN
Jigg optionshttps://jiggie.fun/DxYRChhttps://jiggie.fun/DxYRChhttps://jiggie.fun/JNMgkXhttps://jiggie.fun/JNMgkX
Raisu is a whore
himaking 22 aces now since I found out I had already clanked good parents lorooms soon fr this timeidk who to use as my third though, regular taiki seems cool but idk what other inherit she wants aside from plancer
>>585689209SHUT UP CURREN
>>585689209>oneitis for her onii-san>whorehuh
>>585689241You only need to make 3 aces anon
>male trainer
>>585689241bro your budding?
>>585689241i went with budding + tpulse
Teio is not a whore
>>585689260But her onii-san chose Curren
>literally a miko scenario>>
>>585689416i would without any doubt, choose laisu over whorren
>>585689501are there any other options by chance
how much for you is the tomakomai slut?
>>585689416LIAR
>>585689541She's only for (Tomakomai)
Visit Tomakomilk!
>>585689479she literally looks like how I imagined Shiraoki would, if they said to me it was Shiraoki, I'll say, wow, you nailed it, good job Cygames.Nope. Not even mention of Fuku either, despite her often being depicted as shrine maiden in fanworks.
>>585689374>>585689390oooo okay I'd have to make new ones then, hmmm...can just borrow a dirt parent and do maru instead then for triple front, don't have any good gps for other styles
witgod is the best umartist
why is curren only popular with schizophrenic shitskins?
>>585689753that's ugly
>>585689643>B86
>>585689567call me hungry the way i need this rice>>585689726yeppers, plancha is really bad(for taiki and other paces) if you are gonna run fronts.
>>585689767Onlyfans audience
>>585689801his art style is SOVL
>>585666875Women are only evil to weak guys. Too bad most straight guys are weak.
>>585689873>to be stealty
>>585689873>muh soul
aiee, the noodles are spicy
>>585667061/uma/ is not ready to hear it, but you're absolutely right. Her face especially pisses me off.
>>585689479the current jp fanbase does not give a shit about fuku
>>585690019yes
daiwa boobs look even fatter on archer alt
>>585689643Hokkaido doesn't seem that bad suddenly
proof of concept shichijust need a squirt of extra stamina for safety and grind out mile S and she'll be fine
>>585690223I guess that's where all her thigh fat went?
>>585689643cant wait for this guy to do actual uma porn and mog the the shit out of 70% of the other 3d modeled stuff out there now
I didn't know you could get Risk-Taker hints
>>585690439>guy
>>585690439He's been creeping closer and closer to the point of no return.
pwease.... just one run......
>>585690439But if he does xitter will turn back on him
>>585690223ew saggy
>>585690439dude already does porn just not uma, for now
>>585690582/uma/club is recruiting, mambwo
>>585690439that nigga is not mogging anyone bro
>>585690625but im not gay.....
>>585690625but I don't use discord...
>>585690625We are? Pretty sure danchou said that the slots are reserved?
>>585690548i use guy like dude, its gender neutral to me. not tryna make any gender claims or whatever, just wanna crank me hog.
>>585690627she's melting
>>585690439he doesn't have the balls to actually cross the line yet
>>585690608mmmm saggy
>>585690701He said sluts
>>585690701Haven't checked your email today?
>>585690701I'm shitposting bwo
>>585690439I think he's just scared of cyninjas even if he posted the uma porn in his patreon like all other porn he made
>>585690701can always make a special exception when it's to NTR top earners from A clubs
>>585690627i prefer the bounceslop over the majority of shitty animated uma porn that is the same stiff animation cycles with the girl's just swaped in each image.
>>585690439he won't do itmaybe some dry humping/blue balling videos but that's it
>>585690627That's not his animation
>>585690439some people are way better at softcore than actual porn and he's one of them
>>585690701Reserved for who?
>>585690582The A+ dream is dead at last. I just wish it happend a week into the new month
CB propaganda those last days (not last thread one specifically but recent ones) made me have a crashout and a crying spell after almost a year not caring about that. I'm 38Uma Musume
>>585690627Retard, this is not AnnaAnon, this is coolchou zao.
>>585689643>>585690439who's the artist?
>>585690962dont give up yet mambonny you're literally just a couple fanruns away from A+
If you could get any porn animator to make uma porn who would you pick?For me its hard_degenerate
>>585690814Autismo, please be patient>>585690958not a pirate
>>585691027how new
>>585691076excessm, i love his artstyle, especially the old one.
>>585691069I cant do much more.
>>585690439>>585690569>>585690607>>585690627>>585690734>>585690840>whenhttps://files.catbox.moe/n8l10m.mp4
>>585690582tell that to #22-30 , i've been doing 4mil+ per day every since half TP
if you want consistent A+ you really just have to pick your flavor of mentally ill club, huh
>>585690958Andarion is being transferredhe's been doing well and there are vested interests in not having dacchis be the best a+ club
Aren't club points useless
>>585691261Dacchis is pretty normal.
Bourbon is very coolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNbbu5IoXEA
>>585691261headless bots and half tp are doing a number on everyone>t. not even in an A+ club
>>585691315They will be when ***** gets kicked
>>585691261whats wrong with TamaLove
>>585691289Soon they won't be, and you will wish you had saved them up
>>585691261*MAD*** is literally /uma/ incognito
>>585691261if you want consistent a+ you just have to set a quota. But the mambo retards are still chasing the ghost of a dancho who wanted a B+ club and deserted at the slightest pushback
>>585691315until recently.
>>585691171fucking retardthis is not AnnaAnon
>>585691425They're behind ALL of the shitposting, I just can't prove it yet.
>>585691450arr rook same
>>585690950>>585691014it's clearly reference to them
>>585691171Also not AnnaAnon retard 3d uma animation isnt all made by 1 guy
>>585691289Yeah...In about a year or so they get replaced with "Trainer Medals" which let you buy a rainbow shard and random 3* ticket every month, you also earn them from careers and the other daily modes as wellhttps://umapyoi.net/news/2083
Thoughts?
>thou-[-]
>>585691525Your face is clearly a reference to shit you fucking retard.
>>585690958For I, Mambochou
>>585691529no... say it ain't so!
>>585691501I mean, the old danchou was.
heyheyhey hey no finemo spam
>>585691438Autis/uma/ is the best example og this. They set up a low quota, kicked up the flatliners and the club is cruising right nowYeah I know about about being on the hand of a couple high earners but that's almost every A+
>>585691568does this mean I should be hoarding my CP now
uma for this feeling?
>>585691686I [-] every one I see
>>585691629thats rude to shit
>>585691756dober
>>585691756gold city
>>585690701Isn't your quota 300 million monthly fans? A lot of these faggots can be kicked
>>585691738don't say it lpike that...
>>585691738Yeah you'll need about 30k of them a month to buy up all the good items in it, iircThey'll also be easier to grind but it's still nice to have a headstart if you ever flatline or get busy
>>5856918452 of them are still non /uma/ btw
Umas with big tits are goodUmas with flat chests are goodUmas in the middle are the lowest of the low
>me when drama
>>585691902You are a gay and the homosexual.
>>585691902A breast in the hand is worth two in the distance, or at least that's what my trainee says
>>585691845wow I could be a top 10 goy slave, if I were in that club
>>585689241retard
>>585691902i disagreeall boobs are good boobs, no matter the size
>>585692128correct post *smooch*
>>585692020Be the goy slave you were meant to be, your purpose is calling.
>>585692063why
morning
>>585690548this so much thisrespect her pronouns nonny
>>585691845It's dynamic so depends on what the rest of the top 100 are doing. Danchou has been lenient with quota since there's been trouble recruiting.>>585691898From what I understood they're going and those are the slots that have been reserved for a returnee and someone else.
>>585692181hello cbman
>>585692154Mhm... nyo.
>>585691898One of them added /Uma/ to his profile. They are trying to keep him lmao
>>585690548>girlEven easier then, she just needs to make one slightly too risque uma animation which gets taken down by cygames causing her to become so mind broken that she turns into a full-time uma porn animator but only mind broken enough so as to not double down on the yakuza rape stuff
>>585692296retard
>>585692241>tfw you're a chair warmer until someone more hip comes around
>>585692157 retard
>>585692281> / uma /
>>585692296As kino as a female mamimi would be, it will never happen
drama?
>>585691408>consistentThey only need 1 of their top 4 hypercarries to ditch the club to be sent to A
>>585692414WHY......
>>585692418They should be removed from the club list if they are trying to pull of shit like this
>>585692504Yeah not so nice when it happens to you huhB*TCH
>>585692506I wonder who could be behind this post
>>585691845i could do twice what some of these guys do, im sending in my application
>>585692281Maybe the guy got 4chanpilled mid month?
>>585692543when did Icall you a retard
>>585692506How is aiming for S-rank this month going, friendo?
Please be kinda nice
I'm gonna get so FAT when I go to Hokkaido
>>585692584>>585692657I don't need to be V to not want clubs that recruit randoms in the club list
>>585692667okay
>>585692734I do agree but it's hard not to assume
>>585692768thats because he's the only one who cares enough to cry about it
>>585692734Sure, better luck next month then!
>>585692181what happened to acuteposter
>>585692768you guys are pretty mindbroken by 1 mentally ill nigga huh
bijin is.... sex???
>>585692896>>585692835
>>585692768How is it hard to assume that some faggot that never posted his ID here, was never in an /uma/ club, didn't have /uma/ in their profile when they joined /Uma/Club is not from /uma/Nobody here writes / Uma / either. He is obviously not from here
>>585692734alright v
>>585692896>guy is behind 90% of all shitposts because he's obsessed>start noticing>HEHE MINDBROKEN HUH???
>>585692912hmm? we executed ricebstgrl for a reason, or are you too new to know about that?
>>585692897she went to the sakura laurel hairdresser
>>585692897Yeppers!
>>585692897Yukino Sexjin
>>585692897she looks good for once wow
>>585692956your entire post was not relevant to whatever I said, take your meds. I don't care about this guy and what he does beyond his name and I can just ignore him and his reply buddies and his little gay fanclub that keeps bringing him up randomly. You can notice him and keep ignoring him.
>>585692897now imagine this dress on cowa scarlet...
>>585692365low effort trendcocksucker animator
>>585692734so if a high rank club can't fill cause people from here are scared of the quota or whatever, are they supposed to stay without 2/3 members for the whole month? What is this retarded reasoning
Uma&Co is going HARD for S rank!
>>585693146Calm down V
>>585693247A+ clubs do that, the S rank jews are just afraid of losing their title
>>585693247They can remain an /uma/ club by lowering their quota till people from here join or they can stop calling themselves an /uma/ club and recruit outsiders
>>585692418
>>585693146>take your medsfunny thats what V always says
>>585692897she started getting sex appeal after fucking her trainer
>>585693465yeah, I'm VI'm also umama because I'm gonna say nonny, nonny.
7 and I pull on the uma scamcha
Im this dude
>>585693440Yeah that's a thread on 4 Chan the famous hacker forum on the world wide web. Surf safely, bro.
>>585693465Wow V sure posts a lot
>>585692241It's straight up not sustainable in this landscape with like half the top 100 clubs having some obvious bots in themThe S-rank min is a noble goal but when that's 250 mil a month you're just not gonna find 30 people here willing to get that, it doesn't make sense to enforce that when half the club would have to get the boot, and I'm saying that as someone who pulls their weight
>>585693572HACKERS ON STEROIDSEXPLODING VANS
Yeppers is so fucking ugly I refuse to believe she has anyone actually lusting after her in this thread
>>585693590you got called out lil bro
>>585693554>4does that mean I never pull on one again?
not like it matters anymore but>>585688697wrong previous thread gwocho >>585666928
>>585693590damn... he's everywhere!He's gonna be in your ass soon and there's nothing you can do about it!Dramabros what do we do???
>>585693364Keep sabotaging OPs and club lists, eventually someone will agree with your purity test crusade.
The man who would do anything for keibaandThe man who would do anything for that manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q3iIhRqmy0
bro is seething so hard first thing in the morning
>>585693758
>>585693792this is my keiba ship
Uma&co is gonna recruit discord bots to reach S rank!
Daily progress
>>585693902can almost hear the 16bit music
>want to play late surgers>the game somehow gives me every meta front and 3lb maru from spookswhy are you doing this gemmu
Her name is Yuki.
>>585693987use fronts for LoH!
I don't have to give my trainee the code to unlock my phone, right?
>>585693848>He ships Kitasan Black Torena with Almond Eye Torena
>>585693612Yeah, Personally I'm all for the 2/3 of club average change. That would put quota at around 155M for right now, which most of the club would pass.
>>585693987you can play chariot
>>585693987it's trying to save you
>>585694048what is that
Matchmaking agency allegations...
>>585694048did chariots exist in the umaverse
>>5856941042 fronts and a latenever stop playing late when we hit we hit
>>585694157this is true
>>585694032What's the point of a 155M quota. The club won't stay in S rank at that point
>>585694114
>>585694114wdsmbt
>>585694114I forget that as the game goes on every new uma becomes more and more for >(You)the release umas will be really tame in comparison to who we get a year from now
>>585693987>I want to eat shit but the chef keeps giving me fine dining why would you ever be a late retard willingly bwo
>>585694235Kingu can't compete
>>585694267late are the sexiest archetype of umas
>All this for Pachinkohttps://x.com/kyoraku_tanu/status/2114552601056354537
>>585694267i like kris s and nattie and hate groundwork farming
>>585694014You should it.Imagine that you're hanging out with your trainee, and something bad happens to you and she has to call someone but she cannot use her phone/she doesn't have it or simply she wants to call someone related to you to warn them of the situation.If she knows the code of your phone she could help you and take care of you properly.You HAVE to trust your trainee.
>>585694324This is a known fact
>>585694341this will be umamusume 2 in 2031
terminal shit taste
>>585694364>you should it
>>585694206If the majority of the club is only doing minimum acceptable it's not going to stay S-rank anyways so just ripping the band-aid off might be better
>>585694267pumping out raw power, clearing half the pack in 100m, and running down the guy who thought he was going to win is the only way worth racing
>>585694114brickey mogged as usual
>>585694341Pachinko is the only thing keeping Azur Lane alive right now
Romantic Umamusume
I don't like japanese Detroit and I'm tired of pretending just because some fake bitch with fat tits are repping it
Hello Hello
>400 rolls on scenario banner>only 1 Tachyon>few months later>hundreds of ruined clanker runs because of 1LB Light Hello>ace runs more rough>can't make pace aces because I'm forced to borrow Tachyon instead of CM specific cardI hate it.
Copano brickey
>>585694819hey hey
>>585694872better luck next time
>>585694032Yeah the 20th avg quota would be fine, it materially doesn't change much but is an easy enough target motivator so people don't get left behind
>>585694574but enough about end closers, now name something late does other than get blocked and die because their skills never have the right conditions to activate
>>585694872The luck will turn at soon that's what happened to me
Post borgar and borgar umas
>>585694872>pacekekonly yourself to blame for chasing the most expensive playstyle
I saw that image of Dober getting her umanko shaved and it showed she had a hairy asshole too.That's NOT real
>>585694948end closers are just lates that get to start on the outside
>>585694565At that point just do a normal A+ club quota
>>585694995can jordan be an honorary american?
>>585694948>end closersyour style is going to the shit hole soon bro
>>585694998that's front tho, expensive in both cards and time paceGAWDS get all their important supports during free rolls lmao
>>585695073Of course!
>>585694206power trip
She's just trying to go through my texts and contacts. How is that relevant to her safety
Why are anons discussing the quota of a club they are not in?
>>585695073She already is
>>585695118>free rolls a few times will actually invalidate the fact that new cards come out for my style constantly
>>585694995
>>585693758>>585693836We already know thisWhy do they keep having to remind this?
>>585695096late is not much better bwo, in JP they had to relying on OYL for the last 5 years and only got a new accel recently, and Orfevre is more powerful than all late shitters combined
>>585695165Yeah it makes no sense, since the entire thread is already in Mambo
>>585695118I'm not even a frontkek but the only card front has to pull except generalists is Bourbon (with free pulls) until Falco speed. But to get the most powerful pace deck you have to get, guts KS Miracle and wit Mcqueen with 0 free pulls allat to still be weaker than fronts
>>585694872luck is a skillMLB tachyon in 200 rolls btw
>>585695061You could just change the multiplier if 2/3 is too low. 3/4 would put it at 175M for right now.
>>585695304sure bro, whatever you say
>>585694995ikuno....................mcdictus
Does that include us or...
>>585695165I'm moving there next month
>>585695363Ah thats where that Dober/Azuma image came from
>>585695363Are there stories of Umas and non-humans?
That spe cosplayer that got proposed? Ugly fat bitch.That retard that humiliated himself to do that? Onions simp
>>585695414we'll get it in 3 years
>>585695414jpbros on 6th anni still getting make debut garbage lmoa
>>585695414Yeah we get that in 4 years or so
>>585695414Yeah, in like 2 years
>>585695208the only specialized support you are looking forward as a pace player is wit mcqueen. Ramonu and el CP are generalists supports good for everyone.
>>585695525>make debut 6th roundpretty sure that means that's an updated pool
just be a b+ club it's not even 1 billion a month total
First Rickey career and it's oddly dialogueless. Did I accidentally picked the short event option? Or Rickey's career is just that textless? Is there a way to fix this without aborting the run, I want to read her story
>>585695414You will get it only when you don't log for 10 days
>>585695608pfffff
>>585695660quick mode shorten scenario only
>>585695660>quick mode>shorten all events
>rolling for stamina, power, or guts (other than Orfevre) supports in the foreseeable future some people just LOVE to get bricked on purpose, how many times have you used that power Ruby or stamina Kris S sloptubers shilled to death? lmfao
>>585695613me being in a B+ club would probably make it A lole
>>585695794I use it right now for sprints
>>585695613but i want to get 2700 a month not 1000 carats less, keb
lmaoDoes this mean the book is canon to umaverse?
>>585695794used Kris S borrowed just for the Long CM, never used it ever again
>>585695794but I pulled on Ruby exactly because I'm using it for 2/3 of my umas in 1/2 of all PvP events for the next year
>>585693836lactating uma... ero...
>>58569590230 carrots a daywao
>failed a 2% wit training why is this becoming so common the fuck
>>585695794the issue comes from this scenario being hard to cap speed in.in mant(not trying to say mant was good) you could use a full rainbow deck and hit 1200 sneed. once we are in a real scenario, other card types suck less.
>>585695923Yes, but I dont have that image saved
>>585695794ruby will be used a lot next scenario
>>585695994That's 12000 carats a year lost to carry some bum faggots that don't want to play the gamesorry, shant
speed is a myth
>>585695390The S rank min quota is convenient because it meant we don't have to rely on the top earners to hit S rank. Right now if the top earner leaves we will be in the A+ range because a lot of people are not reaching the S min.If people can't hit it and the people that can hit it don't want to join there's not much that can be done about it
>>585695794>wubyevery time it's available>Krisunfortunately i was a frontGOD for the kinen
*shwoop*
>>585695994im starting to think the only reason people tolerate middle class clubs is that they are bad at math like you. yeah bro 30 carrats a day when we have many days to save for future things is so low bro.
>>585696182just be an a+ club
>>585696262>middle class clubslmao
>>585696123how many carats do you get a year?
>>585695794stop posting retarded shit jesus
Dozo
>>585695757>>585695771Man Cygames were lazy as fuck she's supposed to be the 1.5th anniv character
>>585696342why would jesus be posting retarded shit?
>>585695208I mean it's very well understood in the JP community that the reason pace is getting a lot of cards since 4.5 anni is because pace is the most common style but also pretty shitty. Cygames had enough of shilling super strong pace umas before a CM like Fenomeno, Mecha Biwa or BGF right before a CM just for them to shit the bed because they get passed by backliners mid-race or can't catch up to front runners.Starting with speed Teio they just started releasing super strong cards that gives pace chasers +500 sp compared to every other style so Cingray Oguri and Almond Eye wouldn't flop.
>>585696262I could just spend that time and effort working a job and buy a pakeji
>>58569633412000 more than you
>won 5 out of 5 rooms This has never happened before
now to make my daring escape with all these (You)s
>>585696284why is she offering her hand while saying something like this?Artists sometimes just draw random shit pose and then add out of context lines.
>>585696262we get 20k carrots a month average I'm not lifting a finger for extra 5%
>>585696440yeah? I'm gonna get lucky in the gacha and save more than 12k carats on a single banner lole enjoy your chump change
>>585696459Post a room here then
>>585696048The real problem with this scenario is that it rewards not using more than 2 type of cards, a triple rainbow shouldn't give more tokens than a single rainbow
>>585696413I heard cingray oguri wasn't even that good
>>585696413i want to fuck teio
truth is, late retards and end shitters are not human beings and cygames hates them for a reason
>>585696370Its not short mode?
its kinda sad that there are too many losers here who think a gachashit is their entire life purposeGood luck grinding like a monkey while luckchads like me just get what I want effortlessly
>check clank run>forgot to set racesshit
Trying to cope with card power creep and rationalising what "styles to main" feels like asking with way you wanna die at the pig slaughterhouse
>Discussing about something that won't be released until 2029
>>585696626Satania wouldn't say this.
>>585696547many future uma releases are good for one track and one track only, CG Oguri is the case so she's not very good in anything other than the arima kinen
>>585696325it felt like it fit. >>585696430idk man i think even as a low spender i think its worth it to just clank fans to save the monies. this could just be my complete aversion to spending money. i spent my highschool days farming in mmo's and selling shit instead of swiping, habits be hard to break and shit, yo.
>>585696694Satania says this repeatedly in canon
>>585696675you need to have a main style and a sub style if you don't wanna get kicked out of the big leaguesand once you do, every other style is your enemy and have personally slighted your grandma
>>585696626I say this
>>585696804do it Keb
>>585696796if this was made recently it would be the big Yahu instead of Zelenski because no one cares about Ukraine anymore
mgu mgu
>Access browser and open website?This is with 20% zoom. Anything more than that and I literally cant read any of the text.
>>585696776main is cute umas secondary is sexy umas
>>585696547Yeah she's pure scam, they gave pace chasers an insane deck so she doesn't flop but all it did is make other pace chasers stronger than her. Chrono has more mid-race and accel than her, Cingray Oguri has a bit more late-race but it's very unreliable for that track. Most of the times it won't activate, Chrono clears easily.Blaze Brian was gifted by the onsen scenario, she got way more sp than anyone else thanks to her hard mode. Since fronts got literally no cards they were extremely hard to build so she can activate Beast mode every time. She has less mid-race than Cingray Oguri of course but similar acceleration and of course a gigantic late-race ult. So yeah even Blaze Brian was stronger than Cingray Oguri.
>>585696908>big yahu instead of zelenski>while everyone is sucking his cock
>>585696413this is true my pace plan literally fell apart after 5th anni>epipi>efforia speed>sauron rudolf>brian witall back to back
>>585696943the internet has been repurposed for phoneniggas sadly
>>585696943consider resizing your browserfailing that, ctrl-shift-m
>>585696908Europoors still cry about Ukraine every day
>>585697014I know and I hate it
>>585696958blaze is so cool she fixed the stupid post race smile from the original
>frontso dead that cygames has to release a pvp mode exclusively for them.>pacecheap to main at first but becomes expensive.>lateexpensive to main at first and stays expensive.is that the jizz of it?
You should kill yourself since nothing good will ever happen for you tomorrow
For me it's Late.
>>585696182If cygames actually killed (or kills before end of month) all the clubs where a random player suddenly gets 50+M a day fans or the ones that are fully botted, S rank would probably come down to like 180M/mo which is much easier to reach
Why are there people calling Stamina and Guts meme stats?
>>585697080I don't want my friends to die
fuck teio, fuck maya and most importantly sex with luna
>>585697047>ctrl-shift-mgone from phone browser having desktop mode just in case to needing to use mobile mode on desktop browserit's over
>>585697080You should not do that because you have no idea what will happen tomorrow
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly relaly really really really relaly really really really relaly relaly relaly really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>585696943It always loads like this, so the trick is to max zoom in, refresh so it loads this size at 400% zoom and then unzoom the fuck out
>>585697152If they died, were they really truly your friends?
>>585697080I'd eat ricechompblood splatter
>>585697071it's more like>frontsexpensive yet no powerful >pacetoo many options and only a few are good>latestale and boring, OYL from here until the game reaches end of service >endonly 1 good uma every 3 yearspick your struggle and move on
>>585696991You also have to get either Fenomeno or wit Shion for long. Otherwise you cope with wit Rudolf and stam Shakur>>585696748Cingray Oguri isn't even that good for that track. Will be funny to see Cygames rerun her before the Arima CM when she's not even a top 5 uma for that CM anymore.
>>585697158Only if they're all dressed up as Teio
>>585697265Even if they don't cherish the memories we've made, I do
>>585697306how do i get this upgraded lewdolf
GLORIOUS MOMENT
mega scuffed cm22 stam check185066101850661018506610
>Bakushin O activates her Ult>nothing happens or falls back even furtherWhy does this always happen?
Why are they orenji? I need answers!
>>585697259Holy shit you're right. Even loading in at normal zoom means going back down to 20% makes it legible. Looks retarded, but hey I can at least read it. Thanks for the tip.>>585697047Neither of those worked, but I'll keep ctrl shift m in mind in case I need it for the future because I didnt know about that one. Thanks
>>585697150eventually we get enough stamina from the scenario to survive every track. stamina conservation gets added to give you a reason to push it higher on longer tracks
>>585697414the fate of every freebie uma
>>585697303>stale and boringdo you not like gambling in a casino
>>585697473but King Halo when she ults actually wins.
>>585697426there's a new one add it
>>585697405i only have 1 test ace, should i drop in deboofs or team trialers?
sex
anyone else getting connection issues?
>>585697414The ult lets her BAKUSHIN faster. If that means exploding and ending up last, so be it
>>585692897nooooooooo she lost her tablecloth earsock...
>>585697582anything is fine, up to you
>>585697593nyes
>>585697548she is kill once I get Ruby, tired of my sprint TT team not hitting the potential because of her ult
>>585697471might be biggest issue in the race mechanics so far is there's no graduated incentive to conserve stamina. it's all or nothing
>>585695363Holy based goddess
I'm not particularly happy nor unhappy about this, Yeppers is pretty cute. Scamcha didnt completely fuck me over today.
>>585697497gambling is not fun when you are given the same hand every game bro
@YEPPERS
>>585697775free nsm and soup, worth it imo
>>585695476think of it as umas and subumans
Did you guys notice how despite check working for pace too there's literally not a single new pace medium uma being shilled like Neo Uni is?Yeah it's because even with this skill pace will be shit for l'Arc CM.The best pace chaser for it is Ballroom Ardan, notice how literally no one not even sloptubers mention her?
>>585697303that doesn't sound too bad.pace provides variety.late is unstable on the track but comfy off of it.
>>585697838
>>585697473I can't really say that after Mejiro Ryan gave me 2 CMs.
pacing my chase
closing my end
>>585697838also just realized that I can use her for the upcoming dirt cm, so yeah pretty nice. I was going to resort to some single ace+debuffers slop because I just dont have that many dirt umas. I guess I'll run her, Taiki, and Oguri.
surging my late
>>585697414>activates during accel zone
what's happening bros
>>585697969oh right this one, her hair is so ugly that I completely memoryholed her existence
>>585697405alright 600/600 looks good, get those stat bonuses in too. rickey has racing stam so that's the reason she exploded, dunno if it affected her final 100 meters>https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=8iJpYkSwqWIo4EozKfDXzrtH
>>585697850medium PVP is getting canceled bwo, why would you want a pace medium? xmas cap and kitawhite are too OP to let them compete
>>585697850The strongest pace chaser in longchamp is Special Week
Midwit test: if you know your uma is gonna have a guaranteed velo at midrace, then you need to buy midrace accel
fronting my run
>>585697850>medium CMsevery style has this godzilla + deboofers. that's it.
newma outhagged maruzenshe's useless now
>>585696626itoddlers...
>>585698045Special Week is very strong but better as a late surger because you won't her ult to activate early. Gourmand turns pace/late with evo
frontrunner= gaybottompace = chasersurger = straight switch closer = virgin
>>585698039stamina lookin kinda brutal for a mile cm. i think i hit corner/straight recovery on that run, i shoulda considered taking it.
It's objectively proven pace chaser trainers have the biggest cocks
>>585697973Based 156 years old hag
>>585698259This is objectively true, I have the biggest proven /uma/ cock and Im a pace main
>>585697973She's almost as old as Maruzensky
The new scenario is interesting...
wtf high s chances despite seiun NOT having mile pink, if I get that then these odds will be busted
>>585698259My cock isn't that big
>>585698041That's why every medium after CM23 is 2400m so XOguri is shit and Kitasan White is nerfed
>>585698401that's hot
Isnt Daiwa ult almost the same as El ult?Why isnt it reccomended for the next 2 cm?
>>585698359proven? what do you mean by that bwo
>>585698410umamusume quest when
>>585698519Check where it activates
>>585698519>almost the sameNo, they're not? DaiSca activates her unique when she's about to overtake for 1st, or about to be overtaken at 1st, after 50%. El activates her unique at the final straight.
>>585698234>you want a delayed shooting starwhat's the rationale here? current speed shouldn't care when it procs because the lengths are generated against the rest of the field and you get value from the 10% accel.
>>585698559>he missed Umama's cock ratings thread
>>585697775>not happy about a free yeppersShame
>>585698519Not at all? Daiwa's unique can proc at any point during the second half of the race (probably wasting the accel) while El's will always activate on the final straight
What are some SSR cards that would justify skipping the Ramonu card?
>>585698559Proven as in being posted here obviously
>>585698440that's why the most honest thing to do is to play Kitasan White, Xmas Cap + flex for CM23probably add Mayano Top Gun for no reason in particular
>>585698616I'm retarded... you WANT her ult to activate early because current speed acts like acceleration+ her ult has a bit acceleration too
>>585698634well she wasnt free, anon
>>585698660Do you mean cards you currently have that mean you can cope without her or cards in the future that are more important? The answer is neither, roll for Ramonu
>>585698660there's nothing else worth rolling on
>>585698634I got a free yeppers and she's on my dirt team
>>585698660if you EXCLUSIVELY play fronts (eeeewwwww) you can probably skip it for bobo wit
>>585698667>>585698627yeah i missed some shit cause i moved this month, PLEASE tell me no one actually posted their schmeat on here and im being punked
>>585698660Bahbin Wit if you are prepared to only use Fronts foreverOtherwise nothing
>>585698660the secret ULSSR Open League
>>585698591>>585698603>>585698640I mean, if you're playing pace you wont contest for 1st until the same stretch as the one where Plancha activates right?I guess its wasted accel if there are no fronts and you go in front, but otherwise isnt it just like multiplying plancha by 2?
>>585698858>if you're playing pace you wont contest for 1stWhat kinds of rooms are you doing
Gets snowy right quick up NorthThe first snow has to freeze the ground so it melts really quicklyThe second one can pile up real high though
>>585698858EVEN if you think you can control where it procs by setting up the perfect team to do so, it will still not proc where you want it to be.
>>585698858and you think this is worth dropping plancha or budding? Also once position keep ends your pace chasers should be trying to catch up to fronts.
>>585698660fronts and pacers will drop ramonu earlier than lates/ends, i think? because of mihoyo bourbon and cuckqueen.
>>585695261>5 minutes later
>>585698768>>585698785Wait, really? Are you guys gaslighting me? Do I pull for the LB0 Ancestor card then?
uma uma samba
>>585699003That's someone's fiance
>>585699031yeah, mine
>>585699007you're getting gaslighted hardroll for ramonu
>>585698768No one exclusively plays a style
>>585699003
Tell meDid you ever pull a sprinter uma or do you just mutate
Which umamusume plays tough on the outside but makes the cutest noises during sex?
Can someone post that soundpost where bourbon looks really fucking pretty compared to everyone else?
>>585698858stop trying to make resplendent ace work bwo, it's just a high-autismo, passing combo gamble.
>>585698890Ive usually been running into rooms with at least 1 front (either Macchan or cheeky Suzuka onigger), paces dont usually go first there until late race>>585698963I see, just too many rng dependant factors I guess>>585698971Not saying that at all, but wouldnt she make a good gp choice for your El/Nishino parents? Ideally Plancha/Blossom/Ace/Pulse if you could inherit Daiwa+Oguri gps?
>>585699147Bourbon looks prettier than everyone in 99% pictures
>>585699121I pulled for Bamboo and W.Curren
>>585699121I got bricked once pulling for Curren OG without pityI had to spark Curren BrideShe hates me but I love her, not pulling for other sprinters they can spook me if they want
>>585698768>>585698785Can you guys tell me more? Do we play 2 wit cards after GM?
>>585699121I rolled for Hishi Akebono & used her in both Sprint CMs & she won none of them
>>585699121i will ticket the blue boy
>>585699121hey
>>585691738>>585691879You should get enough so long as you do your dailies most days, obviously don't waste them but you can probably still afford to buy future story cards if you ever need themRough breakdown is this:>130 from club dailies (100 from donations, 30 from check-in + item request)>10 from daily legend>30 from daily race>10 from each team trials match (so 10 per RP)>random present from TT (maybe) + 500 per week from Class 6 retention>300 per careerYou also get them from career races, capping out at 10 races per career, but I don't remember if that's included in the 300 totalAssuming I'm not wrong that is at least 1120 per day, 35600 a month if you stay in Class 6The ticket pools do get expanded as well, not sure what the timeline is on that though
>>585699240I actually used to be like this until recently and found out it's not really that painful but my old doctors were fucking ruthless with needles. Don't fall in love with nurses.
>>585699294*coughs blood*>j-just you wait for my evos
>>585699174think of the sp cost and what you would give up. I would take more midrace over that EVERY time. the thing fucking people up in this cm(sprint) specifically is midrace, ive seen it on nearly every "why does my ace blow ass" post
endbros.....WE HAVE NOTHING TO PULL!!!
The uma sloptuber pipeline formation is coming along nicely
>>585699121Back in my less disciplined days of snacking I threw tickets at the Curren banner after a cm. Otherwise cant really see myself pulling for another sprinter. I just dont care for them.
>>585699412your amazon pwr?
>>585699468>gold city speedthey are cooking
chud wife chud life
>>585699530My SR Hishiama is already MLB
>>585699121Only Nishino
AIEEEEEEEEE
>>585699574glad to know you dont play end
>>585699546I mean keen eye is really fucking annoying
Yeppers bros...
>>585698780> PLEASE tell me no one actually posted their schmeat on here and im being punkedAnon...
anyone wanna be my gf
can we go back to the whole Front pull plan + Ramonu discussion
>>585699640The umamusume connected universe...
mejiro ramen menu in my mouth
>>585699640AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TAZUNA-SAN TASUKETE
>>585699121I got spooked by a bunch, but I will ticket some sprinters in the future
>>585698780I've seen 3 different cocks posted here
>>585691572>ThoughtsSex with Dream Journey
>>585699121seriru told me to pull nishino or I'll regret it so I threw 1 ten roll and I got her, it's the best decision I ever made in this game she's my wheelchair for both miles ans sprints until the rubies
>>585699697what's there to sayyou a frontniggy you roll both, unless you're banking on the scenario ending and moving to using just bobowit, which by that point your fronts aren't competing anywhere but LoH
>>585699640Which one is older?
>>585699468this zelarinth guy has to react to other people's content because his is trash and his insight is worthless. the guy literally just opens gametora, looks at the cards for the first time one by one, and determines on the spot if he thinks it's a good card or not without considering the broader landscape. the dude is legit rednu-tier.
>>585699121my oshi is a sprint/miler and i pulled (snacked and got lucky)evil curry and machan
>>585699398Back when I was a little kid, my old doctor demonstrated to me the difference between just stabbing it in and using a painless approach. I still remember that, I didnt even cry. I found it interesting
the umadash sloptuber remains to be the only good EN sloptuber
>>585699816a selected few are saying this
>>585699848>fronts aren't competing anywhere but LoH in l'ArcBut fronts are 2nd to lates in l'Arc and Arima CM? They just struggle in sprint as always and of course they are the best for the 3 LoH.
White woman...save me!
>>585699640it always ends with hot umapyoi in the hot springs, same thing happened with Casino
>>585699884He has also only played grandmasters on a private server when uma career mechanics are notoriously underdocumented so it's likely full of meaningful errors
>>585700040omatsuri desuwa
>>585699240Trainers should kiss their trainees during an injection to alleviate the pain and relieve stress
Good afternoonSteam won't let me in, apparently it's down
>>585700018>800m straight>no check/ES equivalentfrontcope is so funny
>>585699952>evil curryAll curry
>>585700010Dream Journey ultimately only brought harm to those who tried to take from her, wittingly or unwittingly
bijin soup in my tummy
>>585700018for how hard they are to train compared to the literal easiest style to train in the game being 2nd is bad yeah
>>585700240apologies, curren forma del wedding dress
>>585700248>Journey's zettai ryouiki
>>585700174afternoon... bwo...
>>585700006what's wrong with lightbirb, he actually has his own opinions and doesn't just parrot vf or a doc
>>585700514apparently it's getting stuck here for a bunch of people (including me) , maybe it's fine if you were already in?
>>585699679you can be my gf instead
>>585699884Most sloptubers are larp central. I clicked a video of must pull umas, of course I didn't watch everything but every segment I watched he was saying bullshitFor example he said that Summer Tachyon's inherit can be bad since it can activate during the accel zone, when it's literally just be 2-5th on a corner in the second half of the race. It's not a random skill retardAnd then he said that you are supposed to inherit it for Nakayama CMs for the accel when it doesn't even reach late race, just closed the video after hearing thathttps://youtu.be/1baZjmXP_jY?t=1057Just linking the portion of the video so you know I'm not capping
>>585700649takes 36 minutes to say shit that should only take 12 minutes
>>585700174i've been having connection issues with Uma idk how to fix it
>>585700661you're probably right, checked on xitter and it's indeed down
>>585700661works on my machine
>>585700803uh no it does not only take 12 minutes tho
>steam is killEPIC WON
>>585700680idk why anyone would need a sloptube opinion on that banner anyway, we're ALL pulling summer tachy banner anyways cause both banner umas are hot as FUCK and im not even a tachyon or suzuka fan
xitter is dead too
>>585700983>>585700921Both work on my machine.
>>585700983Works for me
>they thought the php fix worked
>>585700980I don't like Agnes
>>585701119>arkeks
>>585700006because he doesn't put out any guides, just does pull streams and story LPs
>>585699121Nishino, bamboo, pearl.
>>585700917he could definitely be less rambly and cut his video duration in half but i think people would hate it if it sounded super scripted
>>585701224
>>585701119AKGawd
>>585701182her name is tachyon bwo...
>>585701182her name is Reddit bwo...
>>585701416She's so cool...
>>585701416>>585701553>Human and horse earsDogshit design, get the fuck out of here.
>>585701593what's wrong with human ears nonny?
Bourbon love
>>585700983xitter never dies
>>585701553truth, most of the Kurantas are cool, they also make for good uma crossover pics
>>585701610the milf who hunts for sons-in-law
>>585700680>For example he said that Summer Tachyon's inherit can be bad since it can activate during the accel zoneNot clicking the sloptuber link but isn't summer tachyon unique a CURRENT speed boost? If it activates during the accel phase that's actually good.
Would you have sex with Light Hello?
>>585701824>photosoh no the ntr rudolf doujin
>>585702046No it's a 0.25 target speed mid-race but the retard thinks what matters is the Nakayama only 0.1 accel
ok catbox finally uploaded correctly
>>585699121I pulled for Machan, because she is cute.>>585698031PHP vulnerabilities weren't fixed. Hackerman made Uma kill.
>>585701691Truly the worst sister
>>585702070>would you have sex with a kind, hard working, beautiful womanyes nigga
aieee typo
>>585702123>soudn
>>585702201>>585702123>>585701610
>>585702250That's a child
>>585698045>Bitches the L'arc winner that bitched Pasa>Unique is perfect for LongchampJapan should have sent her instead of the mexican.
>>585702152niggas just be asking anything these days
>>585702290yeah, and I train her
yeah sure give me more yous whatever
>>585702425i masturbate to Fine Wife
>>585702472
>>585702425Of course it's a Finemoaner
>>585702309With pot 7 Pasa is top tier for l'Arc
>>585702472you cant post that
>>585702425stop finemoaning
>>585701776Always and forever
Not hugging finemoNot kissing finemoNot fucking finemo
>>585702472My only problem with this is that cum is outside
>>585702614you don't need to crosspost everything from /umajp/ retard, especially stuff that's already been posted before
I love my umawife
>>585702812>only hamster's brain leftthanks tachyonfags
>>585702846thats your husband though
Who does Tachyon appeal to?
>>585702929high-iq and high-test men.
>>585701756having a female trainer must be a humiliation for umas around tracen. imagine being a ripe 13yo uma full of raging hormones and the person grooming you is a 30yo hag instead of a 24yo stud right out of college
>>585702929steinsgate fans
>>585702929The best of the best
>>585702985Female trainers are reserved for the deviant umas.
>>585703114Kurisu is my waifu and I don't feel anything towards Tachyon keep my name out of your fucking mouth.
>Azuma turns out to be a goddess>Azuma cannot interfere with the bonds between an Uma and a man>(You) and she start to have a bond together and write it in a diary>Along the way, she grew feelings for (you) and started to fall in love>Knowing this and realizing that if she keeps continuing, she will ruin the bonds between (You) and her trainee, she decided to distance herself from (You)>She mind-wiped your memories of her and never showed up again>At the end of the career, (You) keep wondering about the mysterious Uma that keeps appearing in your mind>(You) found the diary, and after reading it, (you) remember everything>(You) met with her again, and she explained the reason why she did it>In the end, it turns out you also fell in love with her, but accept her choice. Telling her to have the diary stored in her libraryShe willingly cucked herself out of her love for the bond between an uma and a human. It's insane.
I’ve had the Suzuka part of the Uma Samba song on repeat for the last 24 hours.
>>585703239I don't want to be with a hag anyway
>>585703239She's just uma Amaterasu
>>585703239FUUUUUAAAAAARRRKKKKKK
>>585702985Tama and Super Creek seemed fine with having a female trainer.
>>585702985they will force their female trainers to find a man and end up having a threesome or they will just steal other uma's trainer
guess the uma
>>585702985Meek is okay with it because she's too autistic to love anyway.
>>585703379Yeah but Tama has a small dick
>>585703239jesus, are all the pal characters designed to cuck the umas at tracen?
>>585703463Buena Vista, I can tell from the colors and the tiny patch of hair.
>>585703239>She willingly cucked herself out of her love for the bond between an uma and a human.Damn, so this is the fate of all pal uma npc, huh...?
>>585703239ugly bitch, I prefer my trainee Air Shakur anyway
A-rank home...
>>585703239Cringe. I love my trainee, I don't need this shit forced on me.
>>585703643I would prefer a threesome
>>585702985it's fine, female trainers just get assigned ugly smelly umas nobody wants like tachyon
>>585703239Wait, Azuma is romance-coded too?
>>585703643Said no one ever
>>585703239What is with this KEY story-like, and why are we denied of great ending as alwaysAlso> no woman ningen in the cardI notice the propaganda here.
>>585703598good nonny
>>585703780>Maretake a wild fucking guess
>>585703768Tachyon's trainer is a fucking babe?
>>585695954Imagine spotting milk stains on your clothes after hugging her>>585695278>Why do they keep having to remind this?Because it's hot
>>585703768I would impregnate all 3 of them
>>585703836bless you
>>585703836BLESS YOU
Not every mare is romance coded
>>585703841Nobody asked you V
>>585703780Yes, but she is doomed to lose because she is not the heroine(your trainee), even if she is a goddess.
>>585703816is this not a flat chested woman
>>585703879>>585703891Thank you! Always knew EU hours are peak friendly time.
If Contrail ever gets added I hope they make a special obese body model for her.
>>585703894true, some are rape coded
>>585703926stop trying to make me desire grass wonder carnally
>>585703989I got a gift for you too baby>unzips dick
>>585704035
cringe seatard>>585704017cringe fatty lover japs hate fatties so the game will never add proper fatties
>>585703926made for anal and nakadashi
Pal card should remain a Pal card. Homewrecking an Uma is a major sin.
>>585703239AZUMA MY TRAINEE IS FALCOIT'S ALRIGHT FOR US TO FALL IN LOVE
>>585703768>mfw Tachyon's trainer is a literal cardboard that let her trainee crack her ankle in the middle of a race and do jackshit afterwardsa male trainer would've at least advised Tachy to cool the fuck down
>>585704017>Contrail???If anything it should be Dodo
>>585703910I thought V was gay
>>585704181What the fuck...?
>>585704239v is a larper
>>585704181lel
>>585704082men have always been oppressed and used for the umas' personal pleasure
>>585703981My first impression is man, but looking at that bun, yeah it can be woman.
I would never betray my orenji wife for some dusty hag
>>585704107ok you got me im gonna go read that grass doujin again
>>585703926made for rimming torena
>>585704181Falcotore would never say this
>>585704328
2 DOMS + ACE or 3 ACES for the next cm?
>>585704323>he wouldn't have a 3way with shiraokiyour orenji has a dusty hag inside her
>>585704383depends on how lazy i feel and how good 1 pace 2 ends is
wait did Daiwa get her 2nd alt and it's not a wedding one?
Azuma is a better Goddess than S*iraoki
>>585704353>rimmingthat's Dia
>>585704383depends, how many dirt umas do you have?
>>585704498It's hot
>>5857043832 doms/keen eye + Rickey is comfymaxxing3 aces if you want to play the game
>>585704504>4Cursed
>>585704406I would never ever betray my trainee!
>steam down>have to download on phone>going to miss shoes
>login>request song>HASHITTE MOTTO KIRAMETE >logout
>>585704383Domdom is only viable if you have ricky in your dicky
>>585704373ill never call her a white woman again
>>585704323>>585704569Shiraoki would take over Fuku's body every time her trainer cums inside her
>>585704574works for me now
What does Shiraoki even do??Is she even real???
>>585704383Just fought against a Halloween Doto + 2 doms and she wonThat's like 3 velocity debuffs 3 debuffs
you guys werent kidding, look how much weight daiwa has gained
7 and I have sex
>>585704651give /uma/ posts ending in 7
>>585704623No, never.
>>585704717lucky....
>>585704717>>585704727AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE SHIRAOKI-SAMA
>>585704776... with Teio
>>585704651makes you cum 7 times every day
>>585704727>>585704717>7
>>585704613
>>585704181falcoT would say thisfatcoT would never
>>585704717>>585704727AIEEE
>>585704812!?
>>585704504threesome with Shiraoki and Azuma is the way to go
>>585704651reminder that shiraoki gives fuku wrong readings all the time on purpose to have a laugh
>Shiraokiumababble
>>585704717with whoor what
>>585704985thats not true at all
>>585704239he's prison gay, but he's just addicted to porn
>>585704687I am not equipped for that mission
How many of your club dacchis are bottoms?How many are tops?
>>585702985>Imagine you giving your all so you can meet a man that will complete devote at least 3 years of his life to you like the majority of other Umamusume, only to be picked by a woman.How they do not breakdown?
>>585704687>>585704717>>585704727>777is this a sign?
Rickey is cuter, funnier, hotter, and more accurate than Fraudku
GAME LET ME GET DARING STRIKE TO MY ULALAIM EVEN MAKING TURF B~A OPTIONAL JUST TO GET THE DARING STRIKE
>>585704687that's the body of a milf uma after giving birth to more than 11 children
>>585704985Thats false, she even told (You) to look after Fuku.
>>585670554she could not be more perfect, holy shit>messily eating a burger>shoots (You) an impish, free-spirited grinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>abhorrent whorren postComfy hours are over
>>585705119how on earth would that come up in a natural conversation about the horse girl video game
cow sexo
>no fuku posts with 7 nyoooooooooticing
>>585705151Teio bouncing on my cock
we love 7 hereeven the OP is 7, with a thread number ending in7
>>585705230my harem
>>585705230>eyepatchfug my fetish...
we are reaching suspicious amounts of mare posting
7 and no one gets to have sex and dies alone4 and I get raped
>>585705274Yeah? Check this 7!
IT'S A NEW DAY
>>585705381That's not a 7
>>585705404two minutes too fast bro
>>585705404not yet
Today will be lucky
Be on time!
it is never a new day
do you guys skip the short story interactions in career mode or just read them anyway?
shiraoki is not real and f*ku needs to take her meds
Have sex with umas.
you're here forever.
WAITER! MY BREAD IS STALE! AND I WANT EXTRA BUTTER!
>>585705148>8
"roll for this uma she actually loves with her trainer"reality:>thanks for helping me run faster trainer!>trainer you are like a big brother/dad to me!>don’t take your eyes off me while I flirt with other girls!
>fortuneWHA TTHE FUCK
4 and I get minrolls until freebies are over7 and Kitawhite comes within the next 50 free rolls
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Post fortunes
Happy New Year bwos
>>585705632
Danchou here, draw your fortune and start slaving fanruns, IT'S CARAT POSITIVEEEEEE
>>585705612HOLY FUCK I'M LOOOOOOOPING
>>585705667I hate you, Tazuna
wow nice 3x career rewards bro
I MISSED ON ALL THE SHOES BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING FORTUNE DRAW
>triple career rewards>triple career rewards>triple career rewards>triple career rewardsDO YOUR FAN RUNS NEIGHAS
TASIHINNNNNN finally came home... BNW is complete...
>>585705632what even are the pulls for this
You didn't skip it right?
So this means the carat cap is 300 a day?
ALL SPLENDID
THEY DREW THEIR FORTUNE TOO EARLY HAHAHAHAYOU WAIT TIL THE 29TH RETARDS YOU JUST FUCKING BRICKED AHAHAHAHAHA
IS THIS ACTUALLY RIGGEDSHIRAOKI-SAMA PLEASE GIVE ME SIGNS
My daily pull is stuck on Now Loading what do I do bros
Can you draw your fortune later in the day if you declined, or do you have to wait for next reset?
>draw your fortuneokay here in pencil
>>585705841That's not how fortune works wtf
>>585705864its lost forever
ez
>>585705864same, it better be 10 rainbows gates
>>585705864same gwo we just lost the 10 pull...
imagine abandoning your club for five days.
uhh i was gonna do my aces now
>>585705864same here...
>>585704304it's an abominable cycle... raped, then forced to propagate more rapists...
>>585705886cute
>>585705864wtf me too
>>585705864got the same, relogged and got dogshit from it
>>585705921>>585705907me 3, wtf cygas better give us a free 3star
>Game stuck loading on the pull>Fine I'll restart>Check historyHAPPY NEW YEAR
no idea what this means>>585705864same, it better be loading up 10 rainbow gates for me haha...
>>585705857>forever stucked in now loadingTHIS 7 IS A HOAX
FUCK YOU SPECIAL WEEK
>game freezes when doing the pulls >close game >enter again >check log >got her EZ
>>585705826yeah
>>585705841Half TP is over by then retard bro... Don't change your mind now and commit faggot
>>585705864Same here. Loading takes longer when it's a new trainee, so it must be some crazy pulls
>stuckowari da
>>585706056on the 29th we get 2x rewards, it stacks with the 3x rewards
where are my roll refunds
wtf i'm stuck
>>585705864wtf mine too
my game froze too but I didn't get shit
>>585705864DO NOT LOG OUT OR YOU'RE BRICKED!!!
>hit my free pull>game froze on loading into the gacha gates>reset the game and saw I have two new stories>check pull history What the FUCK I'm a backline main though
I got THREE Kita Blancos in 20 pull and I dont even want that hoe
>>585706091forgot pic
just reset the game idiots and check your pull in the history
>>585705864 (me)Nothing of value would be lost
ayyy my second one nice, statues SAVED for the 5*.........
>>585706226Sorry, real pic*
>I'm not the only one stuck loadingI swear to fucking god cyshit
>game frozed when pull, have to resetAHHHHH MY DOPAMINE FUCK
>>585706001>>585706029>>585706194Same thing, shame it was a dupe though
>got fuckin nuffin
>>585705864>Log out>Login back>Jumpscared by Copano Rikey episode unlockedLife's good
New Years hot period is real
So long, and thanks for all the fish
oh shiddd im hoggo dalumae :DDDvisid le domagomai :DDD
>cum retentionezhopefully
>get excellent luck>do x10>game freezes>open game >check log>NY DIA>do a single>HOKKOGOD THE LUCK BUFF WAS REAL. HAPPY NEW YEAR BROS I'M BLESSED AS FUCK
>>585705864Same. Closed the game, reopened it, checked the roll history to find that I got 9x 1* and an 2* Air Groove
ACTUALLY RIGGED!!! I DEMAND A REROLL!!!!
>>585706347that was retention THIS week
I’ve been thinking about Rudolf with a hyena style clit dick a lot lately.
>ogli doneWho do I work on for 5* next?
Fucking rigged. This is BULLSHIT.
Have you gotten both banner umas afterwards despite never pulling on the rate up banner? For me it's>Halloween Rice and Creek>Camping Dober and Taiki>Cheerleader Kingu and Nattie
>huh, my free pull got stuck on the loading screen>logged out>logged back in>oh, my free pull still got used>check history>1 baku star>1 ryan star>1 natie star>1 baku star>1 haru star>1 natie starAhhh! Xmas Daiwa sneaked into my room!>1 ryan star>1 baku star>1 baku star
I got Gratitude, what does that mean?
>have to buy recovery or else I'll fail Bourbon and Kitasan's career when I'm mutating them for sprints
I got dia, but the game froze for me too.
>>585706452Spe chud
I didn't get anything...
>>585704505Yes her toobut Grass was the first
my game also froze on the free tenner
We should all strive to be happier
Something new at least
>>585706590imagine training both at the same time
ayyyy
Cyjews scammed you out of an additional 3* uma by freezing it btw
bwead?
>just got a fat 15 carats in team trialshol up... triple rewards is here too??
bros wtfroll or not???????????
Seems like everyone is getting something today. Remember to thank Shiraoki for good luck charm!
Wait luck is real?
Pane?
see you losers laterr
>>585706347it's not safeyou need 30k since it was 25 last week and this week (because people flatlined)
>>585706471ive gotten the 2nd haff of quite a few banners but never gotten 2 umas fully off their banner
>>585704498vodka will get the wedding alt
>>585706732Rates are buffed roll NOW NOW NOW
What should I masturbate to on Iwara?
>>585705507my beloved nagging empress
Mmm rainbow gleats
>>585706732Always roll, check my 7
>all the umas I got from free pulls are latesIs the game telling me something
yaaaaaaaaayanother Dia!
>anons just auto-pop the new shiny icon without thinking>don't even wait for a sloptuber to provide them the optimal time to enable the 3x rewardssheep.
SHE ATE MY FREE TENNER
>>585706921Oinker spotted
>People stopped playing for 5 days for this.Just roll good.
>>585706970>sheep because don't listen to others like sheepwuh?
>>585706774baguette is a type of pain but not all pain is baguette
>>585706921leviathan gawd
>>585706921That's enough free tickets for a year
Not a Kita enjoyer but I know some anons itt are
>>585707073>>585707073>>585707073
>>585706970I do what i want i'm not cattle
>>585706970now seems like a good time we have half TP and extra rewards
>>585707081sniff
>>585699121I got wedding current from paid daily pull and also pulled for Machan only to find out fronts are still awful on sprints, amazing.
>>585701363I think his stuff would be better shorter with a script, but I just put in on in the background so it doesn't bother me.
>>585704193Spe! You aren't supposed to peek!
>>585704498She has a wedding card at least. I like the new alt though, Scarlet looks really cool!
>>585692428We haven't had anything on that level but we do have shiwudesuThey started off with McQueen x OC Trainer art which some people complained about, eventually they started drawing them kissing which got DMCA'd causing her to rant on twitter about how they let yuri art slide>Regardless, this was the final straw. I’m going back to focusing on my own original work. Fuck this series, fuck the company, and I hope everyone involved gets the karma they deserve.They came back a few days later and started drawing them kissing again, then akikawa get fucked, then they started including peoples twitter replies in the art with shit like "keep watching cuck lol"This spiraled into them drawing the McQueen choking art, and now they draw umas getting sold off to yakuza after losing, and their OC has turned to a yakuza boss, there is some plot about how Akikawa was murdered and either tracen or the URA was hijacked by said yakuzaThe art is fine, but the issue is they now have massive ego from all this shit, new paying supporters have to go through discord, except you don't get full acesss, instead you have to wait or pay 6 months in advance, anyone that isn't trusted gets slightly lower quality with stenography, they also do A/B releases where some groups only get a specific version of the art, all of this is to try catch leakers but it ends up fucking over legitimate supporters
>>585705230If she didn't get that eye injury, Scarlet would have run on dirts as well! So unfortunate.
