Malkavian cutie Edition>What is /crpgg/?This general is dedicated to the discussion of computer roleplaying games such as:Arcanum, Baldur's Gate, Divinity: Original Sin, Dragon Age, Expeditions, Fallout, Icewind Dale, Jade Empire, Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect, Might and Magic, Neverwinter Nights, Pathfinder, Pillars of Eternity, Planescape: Torment, Shadowrun, Solasta, The Age of Decadence, Temple of Elemental Evil, Tyranny, Ultima, Underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40k: Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, and many others.>Recommendations:https://files.catbox.moe/gx6f4u.pngPrevious: >>585485619>Thread QuestionDoes VTMB still hold up?
REGINA!!!
>>585654452VV can holdup deez nuts
>>585654612
>>585654452yea
Why did BioWare games all have those weird hyper-prominent cheekbones and sunken cheeks?
>>585656041looks malnourished donnit
Speaking of Dragon Age.
>>585659912what about Leliana?
my wife and literally me
shart
>>585661757Playing a serial killer as a gigantic distinctive special snowflake is just too silly for me
I wanna smooch her.
is pokemon a crpg?
>>585665053If you have to ask the answer is no
>>585661757more like ogryn the red lmao
The game got way better once the whole politics thing started. You could literally just cut out all that nonsense about gathering allies and the game would be better. I'm so fucking tired of the identical dungeons and enemy groups, it's only been 20 hours, but it feels longer than owlcat games that go all the way to 100. Probably because there's really very little going on in most of the questsAre Dragon Age 2 and Inquisition worth playing? I've heard they're “not RPGs enough” but I don't like the Origins gameplay anyway, so I probably won't care either way.
>>585668163Owlcat fan plays his second rpg
>>585668163>he doesn't gather and specialize his allies and then proceed to solo the entire darkspawn invasion anyway
>>585668862Not even close.>>585668995It's an interesting idea, but in reality you're literally just going through four different dungeon layouts killing the same enemies. At the very least, you can cut the dungeons in half, the mages tower doesn't need four fucking floors full of enemies. Or all that pointless wandering through the underground passages. You could cut all that out and end up with a much more comprehensive game
>>585669535Owlcat fan plays his first rpg
Open your heart to me <3
Knights of the Old Republic.Would you say it's a landmark game that everyone getting into the genre should play early, or is it more of a game for Star Wars super fans?Gameplay good?
>>585670747the first one is a fanservice game, the sequel is legitimately good
>>585670747The gameplay is legitimately just a simplified star wars themed version of 3e DnD. You could play it fine if you somehow haven't seen any of the movies.I wouldn't really say there's anything special about it other than it being a nice entry level crpg that'll teach you some stuff you can carry over to other 3e/3.5e games like NWN and Pathfinder.
>>585670747Anything star wars or mavel immediately goes in the trash.
>>585670747A landmark game that has aged poorly. The first is practically required if you want to get into the old republic timeframe as a whole. The second is a standout game in its own right but requires community patches to finish because of how it launched. It also has the obligatory carryover characters and easter eggs from the first that you'll miss if you don't play the first.
Guess that's it for this DLC's content, it's a fast one if you chose the subterfuge route. Last thing for us to do is get our partner, the Gunslinger, out of here in one piece.
>>585672560The clones are back in cryosleep. It's safe. Just watch out for the Lunatics.
Played through WOTR a bunch of times on Core using mostly my own builds and just doing whatever. I'm thinking of using an angel oracle meme build and having a go at Unfair. Anyone with experience doing this reckon it's worth it or will I just have more fun living my best life on Core?
>>585673571Unfair is only there if you get your rocks off by breaking systems.
holy fuck Expeditions Samurai has to be the ugliest game I've ever laid eyes
>>585673571if you want a smooth unfair run angel oracle is about as good as it gets
>>585671735>>585671937There's just something about Dice roll based combat being done alongside WASD movement and an over-the-shoulder camera that just feels wrong.It's like when every game decided that it needed to be 3D in the N64 and PSX era, even if it would have detracted from the experience.
>>585674141it's just proto-dragon age
>>585674175Origins doesn't use dice rolls iirc
>>585674295does for spell afflictions
You know, if this DLC had a proper dark territory with a couple of interesting, spooky dim-lit maps that would have been pretty great and a lot more memorable.This territory wasn't even that dark! There are a couple of places in the game with a lot less light.>>585672765Their long awaited and well deserved rest has come at last!
>>585675424i expected for some void creatures to pop out at some point only to be disappointed
You did stand up to him, right?I know neither gods nor demons. Man, animal, or otherwise. All break before my fists. All die before my feet.
>>585674175I know you're probably saying that due to both being from Bioware, but I'm pretty sure Morrowind did it too, and it came out before KOTRimo it seems more like something that was just common to do at the time
>>585675480Was expecting something as well, anything, but no such luck indeed - sad!>>585675785I stood up to it but it didn't do much good. Now that I think about it I should have tested leaving the area with it in combat, if that's even possible and see what happens or not.
>anvil of the voidwas this the biggest pseud trap decision in the entire game?>dwarven civilization is one cave-in opening up orzammar's defenses to the darkspawn away from total annihilation>darkspawn are an insurmountable threat in the deep roads>the only time the dwarves began to regain ground of their fallen empire in their entire history was when they had the war golems>player comes across the anvil, gets the opportunity to have a supremely powerful army to help stop an apocalyptic event>umm.... but what if like, they start turning people into golems against their will. it's better our civilization dies than we risk being bad o algomoralfags make me sick, lawful stupid
>>585676153I'll just ask you this simple question.Will you make it right?
>>585676234No, I need to show some of that stuff it's far more interesting than the alternative.
>>585676369You are a disgrace to your kind and a coward. Humanity has no need for you. Join the astral mongrels in the corpse pyre.
I'm going to roleplay as a slut who loves cock
>>585676509Pretender! You know fair well your actions are futile.
>>585676637They fight like insects and die easier.
Don't know if this counts as CRPG , but I enjoyed the game quite a lot , I recommend.
>>585677050any ntr?
>>585677083I don't know, play the game and find out .
>>585677206don't leave me hanging bro
>>585676234>>585676637Alright then.Tell me you at least have the strength to do the obvious right thing. It's easy, in truth. But man's weaknesses hold him back
>>585677298Alright, you can have multiple romances , does it count as NTR? I don't know.
>play colony ship>gritty space crpg>no prostitution feature>play underrail>gritty underground fallout crpg>no prostitution featurewhy do devs hate sex so much?
>>585677584because gooners either turn the conversation about the game into sex or prudes refuse to play it out of sexI think literature is the only medium that can have sex and never have it overtake discussion. Which is how Steven King can have an underage gangbang in one of his books and write a character sexualizing his own daughter without anyone ever fucking talking about it.
>>585677763books only get away with it because nobody reads books, specially nowadaysall the books are smut from mario puzo to george orwell
>>585677584>>585677763>>585677854the simple fact of the matter that most people have trouble accepting is that josh sawyer was 100% right about romance in games, as he is about basically everything game related.just look at the Owlcat sloppers in this thread, slobbering over some of the jankiest, most unfinished garbage because in cynical fashion the developers knew that including 5 minutes worth of self masturbatory text for XYZ companion guarantees their purchases and engagement.romance in most games is a cynical tool.
>>585677584>yes I am playing this 400 hour rpg for a single line implying my character had sexWhat causes this mental illness?
>>585678084josh, go to sleep
>>585678215>yes, I am reading this 1000 page book to read the final line.
Sawyer will never recover from BG3 outselling Obsidian's entire catalogue
https://youtu.be/btLgiLuMGXMI remember the hype when this dropped
>>585678683lollmao
>>585678564neither will the genre
>>585678760well, Bioware certainly won't be
>>585678760kektrue
>>585677050Center guy is the most obvious gooner in the world.
>>585678409More accurately>yes, I am reading this 1000 page book for a single sentence where the protagonist describes seeing a boob once on page 754
>>585679660ktim
>>585678760god i hope the CRPG genre dies alreadythen i will revive it with my own CRPG with waifus and sex and make millions
I can't respec a character completely and strip them of their original class and levels, right?
obsidian would still be independent if sawyer made something people wanted instead of avowed and slopper worlds
>>585679750Correct, they'll always have the class and levels they had when you first acquired them
>>585678564Why are anons so desperate to force this when he's said he liked the game plenty of times and wanted to take some stuff from it if he ever did poe3
>>585680169literally every dev said that when they saw the sales it's called coping
>>585680778Impossible for a retard to imagine that devs might just actually enjoy video games
>>585680095Thanks, helpful anon.Now, can you tell me 2 things.First, is there a way I can have characters automatically hop on their mounts? They tend to get off after many things like entering city.2nd, can I have my potions automatically restock? I've got like 500 and when I wanna heal full with them, I have to use it, go into requipment, slot another single potion it, use it, go equip another.. it's horribly tedious.
>>585680859>devs enjoy video gamesLMFAO
>he still thinks sawyer and avellone forgot to make Joshua and Daniel Asians and Blacks
I think the most ridiculous part of that story is them wanting to make the tribes of mixed Mexicans and Native Americans into seperate multi-ethnic conclaves.because when you think of the most primitive society of humans, you think of a modern cityfucking liberal post-modernist retards
>>585681170>white tribe are the retarded raiders who don't know how to build or maintain anythingTotally not intended.
>>585669535>>585668163If you dislike the reuse of dungeons/areas, you'll hate DA2. It has like 3 different areas in the whole game. Can't speak for Cisquisition, i refused to play it after 2.
>>585681317Inquisition is the opposite in that it has a shitload of excessively large zones full of random mmo filler bullshit nobody ever finishes
Why do many itt suffer from Sawyer derangement syndrome?
>>585681845sawyersleep
SawyerriseSawyerfinish PoE 3, romanceable Pallegina, isometric CRPG, NO mistakes!
>>585681845Sawyer, you'll never recover from the OS2 presentation. Give it up.
>>585683768When do he and Swen kiss in your fanfic?
>>585682258>romanceable PalleginaYou meant Ydwin
>>585681170WTF are you talking about retard?
>>585666271More like gorthor brown, lmfao.
Obsidian hasn't designed an attractive female character since Alpha Protocol
i don't want to fucking do the ritual with zachary, but it feels like the game is not letting me not do it?
Mina best girl.
>>585687309built for bwc
>>585685221>>585682258both. make it a harem ending and you will get billions
why is she like this
Ugh..In what nonsense did I end up now.. I just wanted to get my stupid quests done.
>>585689232this is the dlc for the endless dungeon, you can ignore it entirelyi only use it to buy infinite amounts of ingredients for demon slayer soup
>>585680907Click right mouse button on potion stack in inventory screen.
>>585688356Retardation
How to have fun with the Pathfinder games?
>>585692756Build autism
So I murder her, leave her corpse to rot in a cave and suddenly she's alive, standing around at a river and we just aren't gonna talk about it? No dialogue?Alright then.
>>585692756never give up
>>585692756don't have a headache while playingdon't try to fight mephistopholes before going to bed, it will bother you the whole nightalso this >>585693917
>>585688356The average imperial is just like this. Why do so many forget this
I wanna make Ember wear striped panties.
>>585689474... after what Idira did there? No, that's the most logical conclusion
>Play Pathfinder game>there are a gazillion spells with similar effects>Range vs MeleeThere are too many choice bros
Welp, chopping block it is. You are not leaving this place alive, cunt.
Nope.U die.
>>585695463>>585695534shameshe was good fuckmeat
Ah, nice, I get my stuff back. >>585695626Hardly, all she ever does is moan and bitch and insult sweet Ember. The whore had it coming and now she gave me an excuse, she murdered my soldiers.A Samurai is not letting traitors go.
>>585695424take a moment to actually read
>>585695424there is only one choice that mattersthe choice to become big, or to become small
Is it true that range build fall off late game in Pathfinder?
>>585695838Usually won't grow as much as melee strength builds, unless you include rays as a range build.
>>585695974I mean archery or throwing weapons
>>585695701>Hardly, all she ever does is moan and bitch and insult sweet EmberSasuga Cammy-chan
>>585696040Funny image.. she got eaten by an acid pit while trying to defuse it in my last session.
>>5856883561.
>>585696032It depends on the build. Throwing axes get a lot of attacks since you can dual wield them. Eldritch Archers start dealing absurd damage if you min max them. Melee builds are usually better because you can stack a million AoO via Outflank. Also bows and crossbows get pretty shitty critical profiles, which is where most of the damage comes from for melee characters
>2. [Iconoclast] "Argenta! Stop!"
>>585688356I drop the game after I found that she isn't romance option...
Full Fighter or Slayer for John Kingmaker?
>>585696240You don't even need outflank for melee to outperform ranged in the late game. Most melee weapons have more damage bonuses and power attack with strong strength really adds up.The bow that adds mobility to damage from the skeletal merchant is the only bow I've seen that compares in the late game.
>>585696416he's canonically a shield bashing fighter
Should crpgs be written for adults only or should they have something that even kids can understand?
>>585696770you must be over 18 to use this site
>>585696770Most CRPGs are written for braindead adults
Which CRPG have the hottest companions?
If you spare Camcam at act3 but told her to stop killing randos, would she actually stop killing (except the one she explicitly ask you for) or would she still killing people behind my back? I can handle throwing some "undesirables" at her but killing innocent people behind my back is a no-go.
>>585697876Dragon age Origins.Both Morrigan and Leliana are top-tiers and Alistair/Zevran are popular among females.Mass Effect has Liara but she is more cute than hot and I am so-so about Miranda's face (probably look too much like her actress so it came off as somewhat masculine?) and Tali hide her face most the time and is more in "cute" category like Liara unless you have mask fetish.
>>585697981I think if you "feed" her some kills like the dog she is she'll cam down a bit. If you don't in act 5 she'll go full retard, throw a tantrum and try to kill you.
>>585697876touching karlach will burn your finger
>>585698241>cam downKek.Any way thanks, this is my first playthrough and I am aiming for ascension so she would be neutralized at the end of the game anyway, and while she is deplorable it feels kinda weird and...hypocritical? to immediately kill her when someone like Regill probably killed shitload more innocents in the name of greater-good.
I gave Lann a wolf. It's level 1. It gets insta killed in every battle. He has to watch his pet get slaughtered brutally every 5 minutes.
>>585698424Regill at least have reason and logic (you can agree with them or not depend on you). Meanwhile Cam whole things is that she just like killing random people for lulz
a finger in the bum?
>>585698424>comparing a military commander with an unironic serial killerCamellia won't make it to the ascension ending because you'll have to kill her in her act 5 companion quest, and that is assuming you don't kill her before that once she reveals she was having fun murdering people on her own in act 4
>>585698512>It's level 1. It gets insta killed in every battleWe warned you bro
>>585698682Anon said he's some archer type so his pet will be his level. Nobody warned me. You people told me this would work.
>>585698740It worked on Arue because of a bug and because she's a ranger. Lann is a Zen Archer. Different classes
>>585698835Anon specifically told me it works with Lann so I did it.Oh well, just gotta respec him, put all his point in chev and then he can have his dog.
>>585698740It really depend on which class you choose for him. Some class start out with higher level pet. Also his pet is supose to be his mount. He is basically play as a mongol horse archer. Shoot and run away while riding
>>585698631I plan to feed her Graham dude (not knowing much yet but he seems like generic evil dude) + Homunculus + her dad (sin of father) so she would be fine I think.
You guys are spoiling the plot that I'm already aware of and about to experience in my playthrough, but can we at least pretend that it's going to be a surprise?
>>585698905Archer seems to have insane range in this game so I kinda just use their pet as tripper and have them being stationary artilley to be honest.
>>585698959no, you autistic fuck
>>585698936Didn't you said you would stop her from killing?
>>585698897You could take Sacred Huntmaster with Lann to have a scaling pet. Since he starts at level 1 your pet will be high level. But if you have 10 levels in Monk and then switch over then the pet will not scale with your previous 10 monk levels.
>>585698897It works with Lann if you make him into a Ranger. Lann only has one level in Zen Archer making him very versatile to build. Just choose Demonslayer Ranger from level 2 onwards and stick to it.
>>585699053I say "innocent" but I also said I will feed her "undersirable" who are no different than the rando cultists you killed every maps.Yeah it may come off as moral-sketchy but I am playing chaotic good so I am seeing how much I can go keeping her. If the whole thing come off to effy then I would just kill her.
>>585699228You can't do that. You either allow her to continue murdering your own people while also offering her kills, or you stop her from murder altogether
>>585699228I may be a whore who does not ask for forgiveness, but at least I'm not chaotic "good".
>>585699331>You either allow her to continue murdering your own peopleYeah that's the most important question since I did some research and people said different thing that she either still killed innocents behind MC back or actually comply to MC and only murder the people MC allowed her until Act5 that she would crash out if the kill count is less than 5.
Just kill Cammers in act 3. She's only useful if you're going Lich and want to play the ultimate prank on her or if you're genuinely committed to romancing a BPD serial killer.
>>585699529There were memories. There was warmth of life. She'd always been by his side. He killed her along with those memories. They would never leave his mind. He chose his path. He killed someone he loved to become the death he drew his power from. Neither regrets nor confession would bring forgiveness. That was what it meant to pursue power above all else. He would keep sacrificing important things for himself. And on this path, there will be nothing to make up for the things he has lost, He will scour eternity for a state to make up all he has lost but lose more than he gains. There was no denying responsibility for his actions. He could no longer feel happiness he experienced pursuing his power, but he would persist regardless."I'm grateful. You reminded me there was something other than death."
>>585699462>chaotic "good"As if lawful "good" tards don't do the same
lawful and chaotic don't make sense
I'm Neutral
People miss out on this cutie because of their unfounded prejudices
>>585699815we know, Lannyou're so awesome, Lann
>>585699957Lann is Lawtard though. Emphasis or tard since he is neither good or evil, just law.
>2025>start Rogue Trader>Sex: Male>Origin: Astra Militarum Commander>Archetype: Soldier>2027(as soon as 1.0 releases)>first character in Dark Heresy>Sex: Male>Origin: Astra Militarum>Archetype: SoldierCadia Standssimple as
I'm pragmatic and do whatever I feel benefits me in the moment
you people can't even identify a kino Deadwood quote
>>585699950Will romance her in either Trickster or Demon (Nocticula simp route so I would have fallback option when she fuck off to bang randos at the end) play.
>>585661117For some reason AI is very hesitant about drawing her. It'll do Cassandra and Josephine nonstop but draws the line at Leliana. Your waifu is safe from AIjeet cuckposting
>>585699950Every time I'm told I "missed out" and I end up trying the thing I missed in the first place I'm always left disappointed
How long is Rogue Trader compared to the Pathfinder games?
>>585700412Shorter. Encounter is way way way less and there are no random encounter.
Daeran flirt with my male MC non-stop. Is this normal or I accidentally hit his romance flag? I always avoid obvious flirty dialogue but I may humor his joke a bit. I am not worry now but in future run I may romance Galfrey so I would 100% shut him down in that case.
He died fighting the Archdemon is what he did! He was a brave Ferelden warrior. And in this save file, Loghain Mac Tir is a hero. End of story!
>>585700513If you humored him at any point he'll try to homosex you. You can just completely shut it down at any time though.
I hate the AIslopper so much
>>585700530mystery 苦 ACKSHULLY were behind his actions
>>585700262It does allow Morrigan/Leliana yuri though.
Make some Camellia NTR slop please
>>585700721now do them both worshipping a bbc
Fucking kill yourselves
ENCHANTMENT
>>585700885BBC activates the guardrails so no.
>>585700885neck yourself froggy
every alignment should have an additional "builder/soldier" axis so that you can choose to either be just the kind of mind his own element and focuses on growth and advancement, or a genocidal zealot whose mission in life is to eradicate the opposing alignments. Both should be represented in RPGs without moralfagging about which is more "good". It's 2026, genocide is a good thing.
https://vocaroo.com/128D0TJi6BhS
>>585701387kek
>>585701387This is true and what I do every day.
I can't imagine indians playing cprgs desu
>>585701594Why not? I live in Canada like all of my brethren.
>>585701387AI is so based
Areelu and Minagho owes me sex
>>585701594who do you think goes for camellia and shadowheart
>>585702353those are goth girls and white man coded
Shadowheart and Camellia are not geth
>goth girlslow IQ post
>>585702510the reveal they were clankers the whole time would have been cool though
alright here we go, I prebuffed, popped heroic invocation and a foresight scroll this time and hopefully woljif gets aggro first, also brought nenio instead of wenduag. if she doesn't get one shot by the aoe, this should go smoothly
Shepard commander
Speaking of Bioware I keep seeing cope about how that canceled Mass Effect game was apparently going to be some 10/10 masterpiece that would have been the greatest RPG of all time. The same Bioware that hadn't produced a half decent game since 2014 was suddenly going to get good? Where does this copium come from?
I wouldn't mind Geth girls
>>585702749>copiumYou answered your own question
game crashed, one sec, let's try that again...
>>585702749I think from the few lines of text on the setting a cool game could've been done, but you're right that it would've probably have turn out shitty. But that's the thing about things that never happen, they leave room for hope and dreams.
>>585702772I liked season 2 better than one. Wish it was more eps though because the cast really needed more time. Especially the /ss/ romance.
>>585702749Idk about masterpiece, and it had every chance of being shit like their recent releasesThey're just pointing to>The few parts not universally lambasted in Veilguard were done by them>The team behind Andromeda was completely wiped out years ago>The DA team and ME team were distinct entities, and the latter HATED the former
>>585702772>>585702921nobody understands your anime reference you fucking WEEBs
I just want a game where I play as some chad and get hot bitches. Like why is that so hard? Mass Effect 2 did it and is considered one of the greats. Why cant devs just copy a winning formula?
>>585703072But one look at who the writer was and all I see is Veilguard 2.0. The team who helped Veilguard were the set piece and gameplay guys. Pic related was the writer.
>>585703137because that's le heckin problematic and trans exclusionary, chuddy
>>585703137Sawyer wouldn't approve.
>>585703362i wonder why the people descended from the western peoples who told fairy tales tell the same ones?????And if you know anything about how the natives actually were, you'd want every last man, woman, and child put in a pile and burned.
alright, based lann gets to go first, I can either unload on mephisto with arrows or start with a blade barrier for his adds
>>585703362where are you getting that from? the only thing I see confirmed is that she wrote the andromeda novelthis was who was handling it as i understood ithttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_DeMarlenot the best candidate, but ties in to the deux-ex like gameplay they were mentioning
ofc the fucker shoots my dragon this time. well, gonna have to manage without heals or res.
>>585703606
>>585704001>I smiled every day.the writing was 100% malicious owlcat-cuck-tier
You can really tell if a work's writer was someone with a STEM degree or a humanities degree
>>585704001Ogres, me lord.
Genuine question, how did this even happen? This isn't just exclusive to Bioware of course, but I find it funny how every nerd based thing got overtaken by fat white women, gays and trannies.
>>585704276you know why
>>585704276they do the same as thing as Indiansonce you let one into a hiring/management position they will hijack it and run the studio like a cult by only hiring people in their clique or with shared opinions
>>585704276quotas, nerds simping for foids who then open the door for alphabets, alphabets who will only tolerate other alphabets or outspoken allies, etc
>>585704276Also some of those nerds were ticking time bombs. Like Gaider was one of the OGs but he ended up enabling a lot of the shit that produced Bioware's culture by the end.
>>585704276
its incel hour
>>585704276god the top image looks so nostalgic. I miss the 90s.
>>585704658the three autistic women who complain about camellia not being a lesbian must be shaking right now
>>585704658>also: wtf why are men broke and uninterested in me??
>>585688356Gunfire to the back of the head is the only reasonable response to someone letting daemons onto the ship.
>>585704730lol
>>585704276>how did this even happen?
>>585696345many are saying this
>>585704730Outside of blatant shiposting here I don't think I've ever any anybody genuinely complaining that Cam wasn't a carpet muncher. I think the last genuine time this happened with was Cassandra from DAI.
>>585704276this is where romance pandering eventually leads you, it's literally the only thing women give a shit about in RPGs, they're parasites
>>585705045I guarantee you that all the last thing the women there wants is appealing romances for men
>>585704276Is it any coincidence the most attractive woman is the only one not wearing pink?
really dude, TWO fire storms? and he never runs out of adds it seems. so the only viable strategy is to attack him
>>585705045No this is where a specific type of romancing pandering leads you to. I won't argue that romance in general doesn't bring in this type of crowd because it absolutely does. The issue is when a company decides to pander to that crowd. Like people still cry today that none of the ME2 chicks were gay (aside Liara but she doesn't count). One of the things the new ME was supposed to include was that none of the romances were restricted. That's pandering.
>>585705497Ah, universal bisexuality. Or just player-centered sexuality.No one on God's green earth can convince me Ulbrig's romance was written intended for men. Hell, I can't even by Sosiel's fucking romance because the dude's practically a woman.
>>585704730you better check the owlcat subreddit!
>>585705497Why would anyone play a female character and try to date another female? When I play a girl I want that dicking.
>>585705678i was expecting "Sapphic" seething and all i see are Owlcat should develop Mass Effect posts.
>>585705045You posting in the general where a contingent of incels talk about nothing but waifus
>>585705827yes but male consumers are less likely to demand developers dumb their product down or make it gay and woke
>>585705948i wonder whyyyyyy
>>585705765>Why would anyone play a female character and try to date another femalebecause its hot. you losers keep getting caught up in the culture war bullshit. lesbians are hot that was their whole appeal. like i WANT to watch leliana and morrigan or jack and miranda hate fuck. it's peak fap material.
>>585704276If I google this am I going to find out that the second image was for a women of bioware picture or something and that’s all of them out of like 300
>>585706006i thought morrigan actually being creeped out by leliana wanting to fuck her was funny
>>585706006Anon, I'm gay enough to make Slaanesh blush. Your lesbos get the rope. I wanna watch Heinrix go down on me.
>>585705765>LOOK AT ME I LOVE PENIS!shut up cam
>>585706136Imagine not liking it.
>>585706131>displays status despite negative attention >blatantly likes negative attention too>cannot shut the fuck upI believe you
straight women are boring though. also the most popular LIs were always bi/lesbian coded. Leliana, Liara, Shart, etc.
>>585706343Negative attention is a thing? What in the name of Tzeentch..
>>585705948lollmao even
>>585706382Is boring another way to say stable?>>585706423See?
>>585706382Shart is straight coded
>>585706494>voiced by lesbian>flirts with karlach upon first meeting her>has natural romance with lae'zelsure lmao
>>585706473All I see rn is my empty plate.. that was delicious.Time to continue pathfinder, gotta respec Lann.
>>585706382are you trying to trigger them
>>585695701Based. Behead those who insult Ember (PBUH).
>>585706643>>voiced by lesbianDidn't she ruin an entire game in development because she had a bad breakup with a chick on it
>>585706643>voiced by lesbianNot anymore, she has a boyfriend now>flirts with karlach upon first meeting herKarlach is male coded >has natural romance with lae'zelNo
>>585706382Because of you know, the implication.
Romances led to this
>>585678564"Well... I guess you're right.I’d be incredibly pissed off too if a crappy game that’s honestly worse than anything I’ve made sold better purely because of an insanely talented marketing department and massive investments from multinational corporations.But objectively speaking, even though Sawyer’s games aren’t the absolute best in the genre, they’re still magnitudes better than BG3.
>>585706948No a faggot led to that. Concept Taash was actually hot with a FAT fucking ass. Weekes decided to troon her out and turn her into a self insert for his midlife crisis.
>>585707068Let it go Josh, BG3 rules
>>585706948Many people are saying it. We can never return to the prelapsarian state of killing goblins and casting spells without dolly-smoochers demanding equal attention.
>>585706948if she wasn't an obnoxious lgbt warrior people would love muscle mommy taash
>>585707068why'd he do it. the entire cave is clearly booby trapped. why would you throw fire at something labeled "firewine barrel" sitting in oil?
>>585707068russianschzio
>>585707089She does still have a fat ass desu. It's just overshadowed by her disgusting face and horrid pesonality.
>>585706948A man wrote this. The same one behind Tali
>>585707250Non-autistic people can tell that he set it off on purpose and is mugging the camera from this short clip alone
>>585704001She wanted to subvert your expectations with her feminist agenda
Shart would never lick a pussy
>herI'm going to need you to do some bharvs right now>>585707383The Weekes that wrote Tali is not the same human being as the one who wrote Taash. He gained about 200 pounds, dyed his hair blue and started identifying as a pan or some shit. Midlife crisis is a hell of a thing anon.
>>585707491>shoehorning in fags and brownies is a literary sub-genre now
>>585678760Unironically true
>>585707491I’m so fucking triggered I’m literally shaking right nowHow could they do this to GAMERS
>>585708074you are a zoomer, you never had first
>>585706473In what universe is Morrigan stable?
Haven't seen Mintharafag recently. Did someone finally kill him?
>>585708237maybe he went to work...
>>58570823741%'d after the Bioware announcement
>>585708237calladoody
>>585708237send him a friend request already
Exodus looks like absolute slop, I'm getting Veilguard in space vibes from it
>>585708626You mean Expanse
>>585708626you choose between biological male and female and it involves the pc reproducing with someone so that's already troon-averse
I don't understand why everyone loves Morrigan so much. The funniest thing about her is that you can have Loghain or Alistair sleep with her to get a good ending. It's probably even funnier if you've romanced Alistair.
>>585708626Good thing about all these new vidyas is my 1080 can't handle them so I don't even have to bother trying em.I should replay Gothic 3 again.. man that game is sick.
>cuck doesn't understand why morrigan is popularmany such cases
>>585708947
>>585709105
>>585709141is 2. an unironic cuck option?
>>585709141>>585709298please fuck my bitch basedgod!
Played DAO as a warrior. Trying to figure out if I should play DA2 as a mage and then a rogue in Inquisition or the other way around. I want the trifecta complete. No Veilguard.
>>585709298no dude see it's a ritual
>>585709226millennials not batting an eye at this while zoomers/gen alphas call it cuckoldry says more about the former than the latterhint: the former are pushing normalization of open relationships
>>585709432What was going through his mind at that exact moment?
>>585709528>Sound the retreat
Always the same people pushing Morrigan cuckposting. Makes one wonder.
>>585708206certainly more than the bislut who got a train ran on her ordered by her girlfriend
>>585708947Slutty goth girl you put a baby in, its not rocket science
>>585709718>Immediate meltie about LelianaIt's funny because, yes, Leliana is indeed more stable than Morrigan (at least in DAO). And they're both used up whores
>>585709956anon, that is literally what happened
>>585709141What sort of HERO doesn't sleep with stinky witch women for magical power?Millennials need their skulls measured with calipers and their brains scooped out and examined.
>>585710063I know, and? What does that have to do with Morrigan not being stable at all?I'm genuinely starting to think that Morriganfags don't actually like her, they like the idealized version of her, the one they made up while browsing /v/ 24/7. It's the only explanation I can think of with how much they deny all her core traits that make the romance good (from being a whore, to being evil, to very obviously not being stable because she has never fallen in love before)
>>585710145I don't like her, and I want Loghain to live.
>>585710308she's as fatherless as leliana, yes
>>585710145i'm not interested in mabari sloppy seconds
Morrigan canonically stinks of shit btw
>>585710710so does the rest of Ferelden
>Dolly, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Dol-ee: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of two steps down the palate to tap, at two, on the teeth. Dol. Ee. >She was Dolly, plain Dolly, on the area map, standing 242 by 185 pixels. She was Dolly in dialogue. She was Dolly at levelup. She was Dolly in the game files. But in my arms she was always Dolly. >Did she have a precursor? She did, indeed she did. In point of fact, there might have been no Dolly at all had I not loved, one summer, a certain initial Dolly. In a princedom by the searpg. Oh when? About as many years before Dolly was programmed as my age was that summer. You can always count on a waifufag for a fancy prose style. >Ladies and gentlemen of the general, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.
>>585710710everyone in DAO has yellow teeth
Imoen
Shadowheart's lovely bum
Do you like playthroughs with animal companions?
>>585712018yeah!
>opens /crpgg/>waifu wars again>closes /crpgg/
>>585712018Unfortunately I'm afraid to be caught enjoying things so they have been deemed "cringe"
>>585712018I usually do but I have yet to find a game that has good ones. Wartales allowed me to carry an army of them but they turned every single encounter into a 1hour long slog.
is the Cavalier class the most fun new class in WotR?
>>585664143
>>585713510It's the only class I've found fun yet. Re-rolling all my companions into it too.
>>585712018no, although useful they're too boring to manage
fucking asshole mephistopholes stole my laptop charger when he was at 10 hp left and I had to look for itbut now I have a plan for the next attempt
>>585710710Ferelden is a backwater shithole that is several levels behind the more advanced and better countries that have sanitation and basic comforts of living. They made this clear in origins several times. Kind of like how the Northern Kingdoms in the witcher series are all pissant backwaters several levels behind the rest of the developed world. Or how Liberl in Kiseki is a pissant backwater that is like 5 centuries behind the rest of the developed world.
I want Sebille to lick me
>>585714772We already know this, I've shared all those posts here before.
>>585714772I can't believe it's going to be 300 hours instead of 400 hoursit's fucking over
>>585714296is that slav cope about the norse and fins who colonized them being more advanced i see?
>>585715496I don't know what you're talking about and I don't care to find out. I'm more making fun of the anons who see a fantasy game that happens to have castles and knights and go >that means it's literally on every level limited to real world medieval history where people dropped dead at 30 (they didn't more like 75-85)
One of the most overrated games I've ever played.
>>585715785lol I've been saying that for years
I've never played a Bioware game.
Didn't Bioware almost bankrupted itself because of DAO, a project that took 7 years? If anything EA bailed Bioware out of that hole. It seem like bad at managing project is something usually happen with Bioware even before EA purchase them. If anything Bioware actually became more productive with the Mass Effect series
>>585713510Not for me. Magic Deciever is the best shit ever. Reconfiguring spells on the fly for individual combats. Naming your spells in game stupid shit that makes you laugh. Casting crazy powerful spells no one else can use. It’s fantastic. More or less the only downside is being limited to 1-2 spells before level four. But Time Manipulator fixes that at 4 and Living Diety gives you a pet to lean on in the early levels. If the early game doesn’t bother you Magic Inventor is great for raw spell DC, but I prefer just having unlimited casts and great party support thanks to Time Manipulator.
>>585712018To a point. One or maybe two is fine. The pathfinder “everyone has a pet” meta annoys me a bit.
>>585716025Jade Empire too was a clusterfuck of development and the end result was a half assed game. And that was supposedly the "dream game' of Bioware's original creators.
I'm still angry years later that Tricksters in WOTR don't have the option to gigafuck Cam by making her spirit real.
HAHA! Suck a dick, kr*gger shit! No true sight, no mage armor. Now it really is gonna be fucking over for you.
>>585716385Larian would have done it
>>585716426What path is this? Devil?
>>585716242I always only give pet to someone who I think would have a pet like Amiri
>>585715706Because the statistics commonly cited about muh age included the absurd infant mortality rates. Ferelden seems to be a mix of the British Island peoples. Specifically before the Norman (Orlais) Conquest and a version of Britain that actually fended off their Norman rulers (In reality, the Britons have been consistently raped since the Romans). Of course, the Orlesians are Psuedo-French. Teventir is clearly the Roman Empire that once ruled over everything relevant and is now in its Byzantium phase of decline. The Witcher guy probably meant the far northern and resource scarce Nenets or more likely the original Lithuanians that got bodied by the Teutonic order. Finland and the rest of Scandinavia were actually pretty well off all things considered. I was making jokes about how Poles are Slavs (Specifically proto-Russian Rus) who got divided between either Norse or Finno-Ugric warlords.
>wishing woe upon CamelliaExtremely cringe post
>>585716634indeed
What would a Chinese Wuxia CRPG look like?
>>585716574All of which don't matter. They're fantastical fantasy games. Got cancer? Snip snap snip and zap gone with a magical flick of my pinky.
>>585716697you have to beat old men at mahjong
>>585716697a lot BWC inside chinese pussies, god willing
>>585701594newfag alerttyranny LP anon was a jeet
>>585716723>They're fantastical fantasy gamesPainfully and poorly based on real life middle age history.
>>585716496>the devil path to fight a literal devil with aivu in the party
>>585716679Extremely based post
>>585716886Hmm, nyo
>>585716846ouch
>>585701102now you're literally making up shit and using "froggy" as your sockpuppetfroggy was never involved in blacked/futa spam
>>585708947It’s the arc of bitchy goth witch slut to devoted wife and mother from DAO, DLCs, to DAI based on your choices that’s the main appeal. Sure everyone can live if you get someone else to fuck her, but the actual point is to do it yourself, pursue her fully in Witch Hunt and see the change in attitude toward thanks to both the Warden and her son in DAI. She’s for the “I can fix her” crowd, not the purityfag crowd. If you deliberately cuck yourself that seems like a (you) problem.
>>585716471Larian is capable of making good games (even if I personally don't like Divinity, other people do in large numbers) without relying on the crutch of a completely prefabricated system, plot, and ruleset unlike Owlcat.Just look at the complete disaster that is Rogue Trader to see what happens when Owlcat lacks the crutches.
>>585716634I don't wish it, I bring it to her
>>585716846Tyranny is the next game on my backlog, I hope it's fun
>>585716723Funny enough some character actually explain why they don't use magic to cure themselves of disability or ailment. Jubilost basically keep himself nearsighted because he wants to keep his branding
>>585716952>aivuOh, right
>>585717027yes>>585717103hahahahahano
>>585717103It's pretty short and enjoyable as long you don't mind the stupid puzzle shit
>>585717073I don't see anything worth fixing
>>585710676Hand over your hero license and tilt your head backwards
Is Divinity Origin Sin and Divinity Dragon Commander share the same setting?
>>585716697>WuxiaMostly like western fantasy RPGs but with a heavier emphasis on martial arts. A Xianxia RPG is where it would start getting silly and over the top. E.g. persue a complicated quest line to let you do something to exceed the level cap, break into heaven, battle the gods, etc.
>>585716697You have to beat Hitler at mahjong to achieve heavenly CEO level mastery of the Dao flexing your car on Xiaohongshu.
>>585718208Oh sorry, that'd be xianxia.
>>585716697You can make your male rivals into eunuchs or something
>>585718114technically yes but set thousands of years apart, Divinity games are basically all standalone so don't worry too much about it
>>585718114Yes. Separated by huge amounts of time. Dragon Commander is almost ten thousand years before DOS which is over a thousand years before DoS2.
>>585718114it's more like a final fantasy type thing
>>585718389So is that why their elves look so difference?>>585718358Or you can learn the Sunflower Manual
>>585716697Mix between prince of qin and jade empire
>>585718553Not really. Sven just has just changed his mind about what elves and lizards should look like over the years. Larian wasn’t particularly strict about continuity in their earlier games.
>>585718804they still aren'tthey are open about approaching story as something with vague beats the dm pulls out of their ass to make the gameplay happen, not some immaculate context guiding every little thing
How do I make 6 people party in Divinity OS 2 more balance?
>>585718553They just tweak the setting with every game. With the other games the lore is technically connected in that Lucian exists and you'll see hints to shit from other games but Larian has never given a fuck about maintaining a canon lore bible or whatever.
It's DONE!Nenio could only deal with adds, but nothing against fucking Mephisto worked. Until I realised, once I dispelled him in a previous attempt, he was missing my guys with rays. No true sight, no echolocation. So what if I give my guys greater invisibility to control whom he targets? Now he's got not chance against invisible Lann and an entire team buffed with fortune spam, unless he shitposts another double rain of fire. True to form, all I needed to do was get a bit lucky.And how the fuck does this Kr**gan shit think he has the right to be this smug after that? Aren't devils demoted down to imp tier if they fail like this? All he ever had to do if he wanted to kill me was murder me in the abyss or earlier. Instead, he waited until the least useful moment and attacked me like a mad dog.
They'll never reach 500,000 more, will they?
>>585720368Fell for it award
>>585720368Aren't these fake tho?They'll give us alll the milestones anyway and pretend they got 1500000 wishlists?
what crpg most accurately creates the feeling of being kicked in the balls repeatedly?
>>585719265Nigga, if you're not one alpha striking down all enemies with 2 characters then you're playing the game wrong. Also technically having multiple characters is worse than doing a solo lone wolf build
>>585720368no way they don't already the numbers
>>585720616fallout is the actual answertrauma trader is the meme answer
Game now wants to mod my portrait to be more azata like. Brb got to spend some time in ms paint.
>>585720529Russians are honourable people, they would never lie like that.
drinking coffee and playing BG3
kofii^^
>>585720979>choices for azata are gay or brownthe disney path indeed
Forcing VAs to act out a rape scene where they also orgasm
>>585721750some would be grossed out but some would love the attention they would get, ie mizora's va
>>585721576For my part, I'm going to go with a Dreamworks classic.Let her be transformed into her true love's form!
>>585704276>>585704638not a crpg
>>585723052Eww Lannfag
>>585704276Culture is downstream from Law, the elites wanted it to be "woke"
Anyone that picks Daeran over Lann wants to suck on a dick that's been in ass. A poop dick ass sucker. Gross.
Daeran is an annoying fag, just like Astarion and The Red Prince.
>>585724076I don't care, Daeran is superior
>>585724746of course he is
The game has jiggle physics for azata butterfly wings, but not for boobs.
>>585725970What's wrong with you?
>>585725970Moids aren't even human
>>585716634
>>585726239>that eye colorIt's so over for Camellia. Absolutely untouchable filth.
>>585725970wokecat indeed
>>585726395They reflect the color of her soul
>>585726395
>>585726395middle is ordering top to take in infinity of bottom and they do so
>>585726395The even gayer horoscope
>>585726395this one riled them up lmao
why do camfags get off to being emasculated
Why does Bhaal refuse to offer you Orin's virginity in exchange for the brain? Is he retarded?
>>585716634>she's incredibly smartThis is never demonstrated in game. She doesn't even speak in the council.
>>585726395Makes sense that Cam is so low because she's a filthy half-breed and an unwanted child.
>>585726986hehe why doesn't evil god give you sex hehe the joke is sex the punchline is sex hehe
>>585726986yes, Bhaal is retarded, that's not even a little bit ambigious
Good, you're awake
She can ruin me
>>585727102harsh trvkebehead half-elf mutts
>>585727246sex
>>585726395Racemixing, not even once.Horgus Gwerm let the side down, and paid the price with mentally defective offspring.
>>585727138>Trading sex for favour is le badWhy? It's perfectly reasonable and logical for an evil god to offer his daughter in exchange for personal gain, why wouldn't he do that?. Fathers offered their daughters throughout history and women often trade sex for money/favours. Why would an evil god not try to tempt you with sex just as they would tempt you with power and wealth?
>>585727074She was granted the rank of shaman master but not a seat on the council
camellia would have turned out better if she was lovingly raped by horgus
why doesn't Areelu give you mommy sex haha the joke is sex get it?
>>585727246If I came on her eyes, would she die?
>>585727427I like this one
>>585727231scary
>>585727745Why would she?
>>585727470see >>585727138
You know I have an actual, legitimate criticism of WotR. You can't get into a rhythm in this game. You explore places and get into combat encounters. So far so good, but then when you're done with combat encounters you have to go to the overworld and decide where to go next. And then while going you have to make sure to do some crusade shit for the day so that you don't waste the turns. Then you get a new companion and you have to sit there and come up with a build for them, or level up and sit there and remember what all your builds were.I'm not asking for press X for awesome button and autoleveling, I just think Rogue Trader has better flow overall. I hope DH has even more focus.
>>585726395what about pink?
>>585727628the only way to keep me from chucking her child's soul desu
can't wait to romance Aspyce and leave the Inquisition for her
>>585727470why doesn't <female villain> offer sex in exchange for you sparing her life lol? is she retarded? it's just logical lol I love sex so much I can't stop thinking about sex
>>585728116You can make pretty characters in this game?
>>585727616If /vg/ had country flags, this post would have an Indian flag
>>585728519That would be the AI sloppa posts
>>585728381If it doesn't contradict her character's morals then yeah, she should.
>>585728519loving rape isn't a concept in india, but they have a term for it in northeastern europe
Making Cassia Jealous
>>585716634If this is an actually tweet (or whatever) by the VA that's incredibly based and kayfabed
>>585728647begging you to spank your monkey before you come here to share your thoughts
>>585728889Based space Valerie
>>585728710whatever you say saar
>>585729054why can't i spank the villainess's monkey?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esdXOiGwYu4What will Claude do for CRPGs?
>>585729053Sarah is extremely based, she still talks about the game to this day, and she even commissioned Camellia art.
>>585716634>incredibly smart>10 int
>>585729624Isn't the daggerfall mmo vibecoded?
Camellia's worst crime is being straight.
>>585729720>a failed voice actress that is reduced to voicing literally who npcs in indie projects is based for clinging to her one semi-notorious character
>>585729720>clinging to your biggest role>it was for some literal who crpgGrim
>>585729720That's cool, but it also feels kinda sad. Like she's clinging on to her only claim to fame.
>>585729720>Sarahyour VA obsession is not crpg
We All Love Sarah & Camellia
>So I see here you voiced "Camellia Gwerm" in 2020... care to explain that gap after that though?
>>585728428a bit of modding and a lot of time
>>585730195>>585730436>>585730520Checked her IMDB. WotR is literally the highest rated thing she worked on and had a somewhat prominent role.
>>585731587this is where you skip to the black couch part of the interview
How did camfags turn out to be this mentally ill
>>585731615>posts an ugly elfYou're not making a good case
>>585731623should have worked for Larian!
>>585731615Very cute elf, is she single?
>>585731821Par for the course for any waifunigger
>>585731615you look interesting
>>585697876Leliana and Morrigan are both super hot and their lasting influence on the genre as well as cosplay and fan art is really neat. If you play the DA games, just pretend the fourth one doesn't exist, don't play it. But the others are fun. (Morrigan isn't in 2 and Leli only shows up for 5 minutes, but the both becomes important again in 3).Part of Bioware's success as a company early on was making attractive companions, so of course there's also Bastila Shan in kotor, and Miranda Ashely Tali Kelly Kasumi Vetra Suvi Cora in Mass Effect games.Continuing the trend, there's also Dawn Star and Silk Fox in Jade Empire, and of course our old favorites Jaheira Imoen Viconia Aerie in bg. And let's not forget swtor, which has Lana Beniko, Nadia Grell, Kira Carsen, and more than there's space to name if you include all story companions and contacts.Basically, if it's an early bioware game, it's going to have a bunch.Larian does it too though. Lohse and Sebille are both good waifus, and then of course bg3 has become a mainstream cultural hit very much in part due to Karlach, Lae'zel, Minthara, and Shadowheart.You might not think of them right away when thinking of hottest since they're just little models and portraits, but Jaethal, Amiri, Octavia, Valerie, the twins, Kibellah, Argenta, Cassia, Arue, Cam, Galfrey, are all hot too. These are less visual and more imagination based on their portraits, but they count.No list is complete without Annah, Falls From Grace, Nathyyra, Sharwen, and Aribeth. So even back in the day there are a lot.So honestly it's hard to say who wins in this category.Well, besides us, the players, who get to experience these stories with these waifus. It's good to stop and appreciate the flowers. Or in this case, the waifus. Life is good.
*AHEM*Reminder that Eothas did nothing wrong!
>>585732025dating egg
>>585732330
>>585732330based waifu scholar
>>585732515Tom Holland doesn't start with an M... fucking retards
>>585732398Clumsy cunt could've watched his feet
>>585732610Those island should've just gotten out of his way.
I love how Dragon Age Inquisition gave us trans-dwarves with machine guns>and with trans I mean in transhumanism- but excpet they're dwarves so it is transdwarfism
>>585732920nobody does
>>585732330>bg3 has become a mainstream cultural hit very much in part due to Karlach, Lae'zel, Minthara, and Shadowheart.lol, most players killed mintharamore players fucked halsin in his bear form than minthara
>>585733227He thinks she's popular no joke.>more players fucked halsin in his bear form than mintharaBASED ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>585733220>nobody reads that>seething about Minthara right afterironic
>>585712018Hell yeah. bg3 having unique animations for every animal companion was a nice detail, and the boar is the absolutely funniest part of the game. He wiggles his way around the battlefield, and him going down a ladder made me lol. Beastmaster ranger is one of the classes I've included in the party a few times just to see all the animals. It's a great detail in that game.Other games have them and I tried them in wotr but that game's low quality encounter design sucks a portion of the fun out of any subsequent playthrough.I also generally also like summoner classes in mmo's but it's also the archetype that is often most lame, since it's unique and requires a new set of coding and is harder to balance. ESO has a couple summoner classes (deadra, or nature) which fell into the somewhat simplistic category so weren't really that cool. But the actual TES games always have cool mods for more summons that are better coded and do fancy things. Even did a necromancer playthrough with an army of skellies. Although that's not an animal companion.>>585718114Technically yes, there's actually like a dozen games in the same Divinity setting, but there have been retcons literally almost every single game, and also most of them are very far apart in time line. I like to lore nerd about tes and star wars and 40k and pathfinder and all this stuff, but Divinity genuinely is one where you just shrug and don't worry about it, since they retcon it so often.Still awesome games though. Dragon Commander is really funny.
>>585733982
>>585733227>lol, most players killed MintharaI didn't even realize she was a recruitable party member on my first playthrough as I just killed her for being one of the goblin commanders.
>>585732330>Miranda Ashely Tali Kelly Kasumi Vetra Suvi Cora in Mass Effect games.>no mention of Liara or Samara>Vetra mentioned insteadThe fuck?
>bg3 has become a mainstream cultural hit very much in part due MintharaLeast delusional mintroon
>>585734256his cocksuckers aren't going to like this
Wasn't Minthara like dead fucking last in terms of kisses? Shart by herself basically mogged every other character.
>didn't read>except the bg3 part so I can cry about mintharaMDS
>>585732330This is a nice post with a positive message about appreciation and love. So of course the mintharafag derangement syndrome shitposters rear their ugly heads. I feel so bad for them, like actual pity. They're mentally fucked.
>>585734623thank you me :)
Someone finally fixed RThttps://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kroguetrader/mods/651
>>585735209>@grok please reduce the dialogue by 70%, because I don't read good.fuck off
>>585735209>Cuts the reading in Rogue Trader's dialogue by ~66%, including all three story DLCs. NPC speeches, narration and answer options are rewritten shorter, 1.28 million words (~85 hours) down to 425 thousand (~28 hours), every story beat, choice and skill check stays the same. Toggle it in-game with Ctrl+F10. Safe to add or remove mid-playthrough.Wow this might be perfect for anons
>>585734559Who cares what's fucking popular or not, are you an idiot?You know what's really popular nowadays? Being gay! Go suck some dick, it's really popular. Fucking retard.
>>585735209Finally. Owlkeks in shambles. It's only gonna be worse in dh since all those walls of texts are gonna be voiced
>>585734559yes, she was
>>585735527this general loves to post popularity polls all the time
>>585735641>170k out of 75milgrim
>>585735641all 169,937 kisses were manthyfag spamming it
>>585735438its just like simple english wikipedia
>>585735209The guy used AI to rewrite it lol but why did it name Pasqal Mechanicles
>>585734559Yeah, we know. The vast majority of players are normalfags who pick up a game, play it once, if even that, then never touch it again. They wouldn't know Minthara is romanceable. BG3 can still have become known ("a cultural hit") as that one game with hot girls, whether or not the normalfags realize they are romances. See the Witcher series, where even minor NPCs are 9/10. But because this general suffers from NDS, we went from "BG3 has a bunch of hot female companions" to "uhm actually Minthara is not THAT popular you dumb namefag!!" within a few posts.
>>585736768Read your own post again and you have the answer
>>585736885>BG3 has a bunch of hot female companionsit does. Mintroonface is not one of them
>>585736885he's never going to fuck you
>>585712018we face evil together
>>585737240walls of off-topic screenshots inbound
>>585736918But why did the AI name him Mechanicles lol
>bg3 has become a mainstream cultural hit very much in part due MintharaI refuse to believe someone unironically wrote that
>>585737240You are never going to get a life and stop being obsessed with the namefag. Forgot your Minthara picture as well.
>more people kissed W*ll and H*lsin than Mintharalmaoooo Obviously it's because of her convoluted and non-intuitive recruitment path but still funny
>>585737663 reread >>585737240
I predict we're gonna get some Dark Heresy news this week
>>585735641i hope swen sees the guardian form demand and realizes we need custom dollies to smooch
>>585737750Even if she was a easy recruit she would still be unpopular. She is ugly with a ugly man voice
>>585737861What a tiny screenshot?
>>585738006She would be more popular than Wyll and Halsin tho
>>585738673She wouldn't because nobody likes evil characters except for waifuniggers
>>585738803your astarion and marazhai bro
>>585738673Halsin sure but Wyll is still a Origin character
>>585738803Okay now this is cope
>>585738803Possibly the most retarded post in this thread, and that's saying something
>>585738803haha yeah
>>585738803>nobody likes evil charactersThen why is Cam so popular?
>>585739036Marazhai is the least popular character in the game only recruited by a small but obnoxious and loud number of waifuniggers. I don't know what point you're trying to make
>>585738803This riled them up
>>585739230She's not
>>585739306shit on waifus = must be a woman
>>585739230>except for waifuniggersRead the rest of the post retardalso she isn't, bring up Regill instead
>>585739306so brave using it as gender neutral
>>585739306Pretty sure Marazhai is least popular, because he becomes available late game.
>>585736885> BG3 has a bunch of hot female companionsBG3 is not a CRPG
>>585739306>Marazhai>waifuniggers>waifumarazhai isn't even a femboy
>>585740293>russian
>>585740026No, he's the least popular because he brutally tortures and almost murders you
>>585739227not a crpg>>585740293nobody asked Dmitri, go be russian somewhere else
Man I wish this place had flags and IDs
>>585740441he throws a toaster in your bath for fun>can't quite remember it exactly, but it is something along those lines
>>585740441Pretty sure there are plenty of people getting off to that.
>seething over marz out of nowhere strange
>>585740331same shit, no less cringe
>>585740836>plentyNot plenty enough not to land him squarely in the last place in terms of popularity.
>>585740836Depends on your definition of plenty. Either way, they pale in comparison to the majority who killed his ass in revenge. Him being late doesn't even matter when Ulfar was ranked significantly higher despite joining at pretty much the same time
>>585741141>Ulfar more popular than jaethat's pretty funny
>>585741141>My bae Jae this lowAbsolute dog shit taste
>seething maratranny pretending her husbando is not the least popular companion in the game againI'm tired of reruns.That said I wonder if they'll do a final survey once they're done with the game so that we can see how all companions compare, including dlc ones, then again I don't expect them to be able to analyze that kind of statistics correctly
>>585738404I'll take it if it's a screenshot of a new area or character or anything new
>>585741356>My bae Jaeew
>>585742726we posting non-crpg ass now?
>>585743321please dont rush ahead, I have to find a new part 47 now
>>585742726>>585743321not crpgs
>>585743837but 2 nice asses
Just Dragon'd some Ages. In all seriousness most of the fight was just the Dragon constantly being a fat fuck and pushing me away. Morrigan spamming Cone of Cold was the only reason I won.
>>585745015this is a crpga gameplay post featuring a dragon?keep up the good work!
>>585745015Not a real CRPG if you think about it. All the choices are fake. The combat isn't turn based and so doesn't recreate the TTRPG experience.
Fallout 3/NV live vr mod showcasehttps://www.youtube.com/live/mcwqx8kJx7g
>>585701082More of this story please. Cassandra deserves to ride the bull.
>crpg fakefans and devs>wow that's misogynist>gooner>also crpg fakefans and devs>#ridethebull
>>585700721>tranime words instead of englishthats how you know you're dealing with a real unironic actual real life zero irony literal faggot
>>585749062Where do you think you are?
>>585749062pretty ironic considering english is full of loanwordsdo you get upset about french loanwords like rendezvous or a la carte?
STOP SAYING TRANIME WORDS LIKE WAIFUInstead, use proper English like "female character I find sexy and breedable"
>a la cartenow I'M upset
>>585749062You are on 4chan retard. Waifu is the japs trying to say wife
you know what we need?a highschool CRPG>do daily activities like go to class>talk to your classmates about the mysterious abandoned factory or some shit>flirt with your classmates/teacher/nurse/convenience store clerk>go to the haunted factory at night or some shit>go on dates and romance these dolliesliterally money maker right there!You're welcome, obsidian/owlcat
>>585749404no, because 'rendezvous' isn't associated with the worst subhumans alive, obese tranime sloppers
>>585735209>This game text isn't like my Tiktok subtitles.
>>585750207I associate it with pseud hipsters who would say rendezvous instead of meeting or meetup or date>>585750147just play persona
>>585735561For DH, just use bleeps to cover up the excess dialogue
>>585750147That’s just persona
>>585750147Never mind that other guy, I know what you mean and it's different from PersonaIt sounds good
so the anon who says "yuri" is a subhuman but the creep who wants a crpg where he can "romance" high schoolers is fine?
>>585752312One being a subhuman doesn't elevate the other. The tranime hogs may be the stinkiest turd, but you're all in the same toilet. And I'm here to flush.
Talk about CRPGs or shut up, porn addicted freaks. This isn't Discord.
grok, make a duke nukem crpg
>it's his first playthrough>he already knows all of the characters, the story points, which mythic path he wants to take, that there are mythic paths at all, everything about the possible companionslmao imagine cucking yourself out of the actual game experience this way, why not just stop being autistic instead
who are you talking to? yourself?
>who am I quoting?
>>585753334>why not just stop being autistic insteadAre you aware of where you are
we need a crpgg discord
>>585754660[Poison damage applied]
Deeproads time. God I forgot how shit Oghren is as a companion. 2H warrior are just ass.
Sawyer simply only needs to bend over and make 40k games.
>>585757045Only tryhards dual wield. That goes for EVERY RPG.
>>585757579Fact check: TRUE
>>585757579trueonly late teens and early 20s dual wieldi use it to identify posters whose opinions i discard
>>585757579This is also true in real life
>>585757579rogues are literally meant to dual wield, otherwise they'd be fighters
>>585758130That's clearly not a rogue. Dual wielding two full size weapons and having Berserk means it's a warrior. That said its still the best way to play Warrior in DAO. Sword and Board is a tank and 2H garbage.
Do people playing pf tabletop actually cast a bajillion buffs before the fight?
>>585758963tabletop is about the social experience, you're not supposed to be crunching numbers like an autist and take 5 minutes for your turn
>>585758963no, that sort of thing is actually only necessary on meme difficulties.if you are spending more than 30s or so picking a couple buffs then you need to let go of whatever notion you have of that being the appropriate difficulty for you, and lower it to fit your abilities and play style.
he's been working that line for two years if not more
imagine the tabletop experience with /crpgg/
>>585762457wouldn't get past session 0 with all the moids calling each other trannies for playing a female pc
How would Mizora react if you hugged her?
>>585762739I'm a biological woman, but I would never play with any of you.
>>585762739>moids calling each other trannies for playing a female pcAnd they'd be right
So 6 human male fighters enter a bar, looking for a quest
in walks a single young, naive dark elf girl
Don't like dark girls
actually the bar was a giant mimicroll for initiative
is the mimic female? can I roll for seduction?
>>585763754Stick your dick inside to find out, honeybuns
So 6 human male fighters enter a bar, looking for a naive, plump, elf girl
>>585763550Same but I like tan girls
which flavour of elf?
It's your human duty to breed elven women to create half-elven girls
>>585763550what about dark elf girls
>>585758963No. A good gm makes one particular spell useful for a certain encounter and the player who has it feels like they did something cool and everyone gets a turn feeling good about having a certain choice made on their character sheet. This applies to languages, background selections, and out of combat utility as well.Owlcat's encounter design in wotr harder difficulties is genuinely just bad. It's not realistic to the tabletop experience, nor is it fun or imaginative for a videogame. It's just stacking buffs to overcome various inflated AC numbers and resistances.People say RT is easy, which is true the game does become easy when you combine even just a few obvious synergies in character building, but I would take that any day over simple tedium that is not actually hard anyway.bg3 has no necessary camp casting or prebuffing. bg3 did difficulties correctly. Tactician gives enemies new items in their inventories that they actually use and it changes their behavior such that they target downed allies more. Then Honor mode takes it a step further and adds lair actions to bosses, which are entirely new abilities unique to that difficulty that actually change how you play (such as Ethel making additional clones of herself equal to the spell level when you cast a spell, or the Bullete actually have DR15).
now post a minthara picture at yourself
>>585758963TT games are designed to flow. There may be the odd instance where the party is about to enter an obviously dangerous place and prebuffs but the extent of that is like casting mage armor and bless. The DM also exercises a lot of fiat because his concern is making it entertaining for everyone, not beating the players.
instructing Lae'zel to pleasure my anus with her tongue
>>585766691
>>585765350the stalker is probably asleep
>>585762457Would probably be fine. These tabletop rpg games all have 0 challenge and are 99% chatting so the sweaties wouldn't be able to bitch about optimal play. It's just 5 dudes sitting at a table getting wasted talking shit and romancing inanimate objects.
Some random pipeworker shows up with a northern accent, some flashing lights on his little pistol, a white coat and suddenly 20 STR muscles, a bare chest, and a sweet rathound leather isn't enough anymore to make southern girls just as humid as the Black Sea. That's fine she can have him, Zilla's not my type anyways. She's not his type either but after what we went through you never know.
>>585764874Elves are pale.
>>585764972
>>585772032anon, she's a southernereveryone knows all women are whores but southern women don't caretoo busy trying to survive
I think my nemio is broken or I'm stupid. Her elemental ray says it fires multiple projectiles per 3 witch levels and she has 5 but she only fires one and 90% of the time they miss.
>>585772971Why did you give Witch levels to Nenio? Or do you mean Wizard? Be that as it may, at level 5 you get 1 ray retard and you're probably missing because Nenio doesn't come with point blank shot and precise shot
>Try and make cute human>downs syndromeSatan curse this fucking engine man
>>585775646
>>585775819How the fuck did I not notice that
Sometimes the best thing you can do is to do nothing at all. Haven't gone down there in a while, let's go say hello to IRIS.
>>585775018Why wouldn't I? Ember's rays do lots of damage and Nenio has tons of int. I made her elemental witch.
>>58577581918 years old btw
>>585775646>plays femaleuh oh we got another cuckquean over here
>>585777238hot
>>585775646origins is just a ugly game
Are you a girl anon?
something anons will never have
>>585778975The gooners tend to like me and say I'm sexe.
>>585777525DAI is the only good looking da game and even then it's only the environments that look good. The people are still ugly
Just think of the inquisition we could have had if it had TW3 levels tech put into it.Nvidia hairworks for Varric's chest hair...
>>585779386That's what happens when they try to make characters look more realistic. It's been an issue since forever. It's mostly just the asians who can still make hot vidya characters.Games like Stellar Blade, Final fantasy, Tekken, Witcher, 5million different gacha sloppas, Tera, Resident Evil.. have attractive characters from anime waifu to handsome hero guys.Meanwhile with bioware and larian you get a platoon of trannies and freaks. Even Miranda looks like she face tanked a train.
>>585781232>Resident EvilRE has realistic characters though. They are literally facecapped from real people
>>585781360I guess one could argue resident evil is somewhat closer to realism than stellar blade but it's still a bunch of super buff guys taking hits like a terminator. But speaking of RE, specifically the RE engine, SF6 is a great example of what happens when your only goal is making characters look more real and shove diversity into it.Resident Evil doesn't take itself serious. They go in there making a 3D anime.
>>585776282DC matters far, far more for save or suck spells than it does for rays. So you get much less value out of Nenio's INT this way. As the other anon pointed out what matters are the required feats, as well as caster levels. And even if you get those, why would a witch be better at rays than a wizard? Nenio can learn all those rays (even Necromancy if you get the mythic ability) and even cast them from scrolls, with no spell slot cost. You just need PBS and Precise shot. The main reason not to have Nenio in your party is entirely because nenio is retarded and ember is cute.
>>585781859She only has 1-2 uses for her huge arsenal on spells and I can't craft 10 ray scrolls per rest. So I wanted to make her a witch so she can nonstop cast rays like Ember. On her base spec she is just an archer in my battles. Meanwhile Ember has a trillion spell slots and casts nonstop. There has to be a way to make Nenio also cast like that.
By the way how does song of courageous defender work? The tooltip says I choose a companion that tanks but it's not a target spell, just a performance that affects enemies.
>>585782037Anon, ember has those slots because she's a spontaneous caster subtype of witch, while elemental witch is a prep caster. You have to fucking prep the spells by putting them in your spellbook, as witch or as wizard. If you put ALL your slots as rays, Nenio will have rays and you can BUY the scrolls from a vendor which Nenio can cast at her wizard level when she's lvl 10 because she's a scroll savant and that's what she does.Yes, there is a way to make Nenio a ray caster. You are doing it wrong. You are cargo cult building because you say the word witch and assumed that was what made ember good at casting rays. Develop some analytical intelligence and reading comprehension, your brown idiot, for fuck's sake.
>>585775646this modded sims hair is somehow even uglier than the DAO defaults
>>585783073Getting the scrolls or changing her witch archetype doesn't help tho. Her ray is currently unlimited so she doesn't need another witch type. And the spells says she gets more ray shots per 3 witch levels so using her scroll savant wouldn't make her ray stronger with levels.
>>585783425SO LET HER STAY AS SCROLL SAVANT WIZARD YOU FUCKING MORON AND SHE'LL FIRE RAYS PER WIZARD LEVELIT'S UP TO 3! (1 +1 every 4 LVLs beyond 3rd, up to 11th LVL)
>>585783425If you're talking about elemental witch ability elemental ray, it is basically a glorified cantrip and not a real damage ray like scorching ray. You only see one ray fired with 1d6 damage per 3 lvls while Ember's scorching rays deal more damage AND more rays, but she's using her spell slots.
>>585783575Like this?I guess I can try. It's less uses than Ember has but I guess 10 is okay.
This is hardcore cuckoldry according to anon
>>585785267because when i talk a bitch up, i tell her all about the other girls i've fucked
>>585785267it's worse than being cucked desu, she's such a disappointing, shallow bore of a woman
>>585785376There's no need to write that for a male character because women don't put virgins on a pedestal like moids
>>585785439you're really pretending like that's the issue here
>>585785267>*You look Valerie up and down as if assessing a piece of meat* Damn bitch, you got a body like Jaethal without the undead pussy stink.
of course it was the pass shitter
>>585785393>>585785267you guys will summen him..
>>585785567valerie anon is deadlong dead
>>585785486oh so Valerie casually mentioning she's not a virgin is not the issue huh then what is the issue bitch
>>585785267Camellia would never pull a stunt like this
>>585750147You know what we unironically need?More franchiseslop crpgs. In-house settings are universally boring as fuck. I do not care about your original IP based on colonial america, bin that shit and make me a warhammer fantasy crpg.
>>585785914Owlcat are on it
>>585785791>Carmentia 'I like de feelingh of cawck' Gwerm would never allude to previous sexual experiences
>>585785987in fact, she never does
>>585785987She meant that line philosophically, and she only says it to a female PC to make her stop flirting
>>585786043>>585786049The implication that Horgus took her is there. It's strongly implied. You'd have to be a fool to ignore the subtext.
>>585786193tell me more
do you think we'll get to enjoy the first AI-generated crpg for a bit before the rise of the machines and doomsday
what is fantasy warhammer like, is it like edgy D&D?
>>585786278It speaks for itself. If you know you know.
>>585786358It's Diablo with autistic mexican lizards and Twilight
>>585786358>d&d>edgywfrp is great
>>585786358It's like 40k set in the 16th century
>>585786526>It's DiabloMaybe if you're really bad at Diablo. Character mortality in WHFRP is like if you kept dying in the first floors of Tristram cathedral or entering the Den of evil.
>>585787413I am too chivalrous to die.
That's why horses are NOT allowed in the tavern.
>>585787997I'm sorry, I thought this was a free country
whoever came up with spells like witch bolt, call lightning and lightning storm must have had his dick circumcised in half>>for this and the next five turns I will deal NO damage and do nothing useful but at least it only cost me one spell slot!
>>585786043Do you think her love of the feeling of cawk and fucking after killing was something that came to her after careful self-reflection or was revealed in an epiphany?
>>585790916She worked it out using Facts and Logic
The whole Camellia gf fantasy can be summed up with>I wish I could just meet a woman that turns me into a drooling brainless retard, absolutely liberated from the capability of intelligent thought of any kind, and somehow my life isn't completely destroyed by this change.
>>585791620>Camellia gf fantasythat's just a hot chick with BPD you fucking mongoloid
>>585791620Many such cases among moidsWomen want the responsibility of an adult partner who is their matchMen want to be king commander emperor and have a harem of crazy bipolar virgins with zero consequences
