Previous: >>585771663New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FwDmrbvdVQ>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep ToshoCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 1, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>585792675spooky...
its new year,s tupid
Mare x Stallion
>>585792710Happy Halloween.
bread more like bred umamusume
wahey
>>585792808AAAAAAAAA
>>585792675>no feet
numerous escape goats
A shrine visit during new years+8 to all stats
>>585793014>not picking spbricked
shrine more like rape
Rape is not a jokeHundreds of trainers suffer every year
>>585793115Stego makes my cock hard but her body looks like it belongs to a little boy...
>>585793205 hundreds of defective unraped trainers
fuck Raisu
Daring Tact.
Lust provoking image
>>585792801I want to drink Tarumae's milk straight from the tap
>>585793014>not picking energybricked
Is anyone from /uma/ going to be at Lucca comics this year? I think it would be kewl to organize a meetup!
>>585793410That's mean
QUESTION!When i doing my loopas, can i use my fans farm schedule? Or it will make it worse?
Artist's Comment: Azuma-san, the radical extremist(?) who supports the bonds between Umamusume and humans.
>>585793509your raffle?
>>585793467Okay but for real, THIS is a lust provoking image.
I unlocked italso cygames should make an uma rumble roses
>>585793540if you don't care about SS rank, sure, farm fansless races = more stats
>>585793540if your fan farm schedule has 16/24 G1s then sure but you'll miss out on SS
>>585793540If your aptitudes are all A and your fan farm schedule win rate seems okay, it should be fine. It only matters if it's the difference between getting SS and not getting SS
>>585793686>>585793684Got it, and if in future i want to do SS? How much G1 Races i need to do?
>>585793674i want to grope her boobs
>>585793734as much as your uma can, affinity > ranktune your deck if you fail to get SS and get your hints from your loopas
>>585793734Do as many unique G1s as you can.
sambamainichi sambauma uma samba
new creatura
>>585793674why does this mcdonald's employee want to body Suzuka
>>585793746They're too big
>>585793884cute midget
One for me, one for you
>>585793930They should be bigger
umamusume sweat $1000 per bottle
4 days
>>585793568What the fuck is her problem?
My trainee keeps putting our names in compatibility calculators and then complaining when it says we should avoid each other at all costs
>>585793857NEW YEAR'S FUSU?! holy cute
the auto build is getting better results than me with the same setupam I retarded?
>>585793628too big...
>>585794217maybe, but the clanker also cheats, so especially if youre new you shouldnt feel bad about it
>>585794185nyoooo...
A jigg:https://jiggie.fun/tEEx59
>>585793628Papa daughter roleplay sex
>>585794178Uma x Ningen is her fetish
are u enjoying your dia, anon?
>>585794426I am enjoying life.
>>585793205
>>585794151Let's go Magnitude
>>585794151neigha named password
I havent gotten any carat drops from my past 3 fan runs, I think I'm maxed out for today
>>585794693Prooves?
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>585793568she will guide me and my trainee during our first time
>>585794693objectively wrong
>>585794426>Got Dia>Got Brian Blaze>havent touched themI will DO them for my TT, but after new scenario comes out, my TT umas are fina for class 6 now
Distracted?
mare mind control
>vlip list[-]
Mares
>>585794693oh nyo nyo, cbfags, natiefag, mambofags not like this!!!!lautelfags don't exist
Teio tried to rape me
>>585794693>big ass
...
>>585794693>small butth-huh?
>>585793568>listening to the hag>ever
>I have 200 pulls>carat calc says i will have 600 when ramonu dropsHow?? It's less than a month
>>585795775it's 600 by the end of her banner, not on her release, plus the free pulls and your tickets
>>585795775120 free pulld and the banner lasts 2 months during anni
>>585795775Big anni gibs + free pulls
>>5857957752nd anni gibs and the banner will be up for almost a month
>>585794392>"bonds between Uma Musume and Humans">umas control the society and media>umas are celebrated more than ningensseems like a one sided bond
>>585795460That's a tranny
>3DPD[-]
>>585795838umatriarchy
>>585795902>wokeknights
>>585795775120 pullslasts ages20k free carats
>>585795959afaik the only "wokeshit" gacha is gbf with the actual troon
>>585795838I mean, ningen acknowledgment of umas and ningen wishes for uma to run is what fuels their existence and grants them strengthand uma = cute so who cares if they rule
>fat>ugly>BDP
fine, be a fag all you want. i'll fuck myself, then
>>585796071BPD is Borderline Personality Disorder, not Bipolar, and she has a Bipolar diagnosis
need to hug laisu...
why did no one tell me there was new data
>>585796104i meant to say>i'll fuck her myself, then........ please forget this
>>585796139She's still mentally ill
can I cope with turf S I can't be fucked to do more ogurin runs and want to move to someone else
>>585796204no, now you have to fuck yourself
>>585796204it was better as a random schizopost
>>585795797>>585795806>>585795814>>585795821>monthDamn i need to spare my paid carats then, it's fucking 30 rolls saved
>>585796256I give you permission to move on
>>585796351thank you anyon....... time to do curren and then maybe attempt a pasa run
>>585796071imagine the sex tho
>>585796234As are we
>>585796139Do not the mentally ill umas, they are dabgerous
Kikka sho: Yutaka Take winning run jockey cam(Going to Sky)https://youtu.be/tx8Md6GzdBsKinda silly that tech from 20 years later will make my skills for a horse game from 2006 better(Gallop Racer 06), because speeding up before the downhill really creates a gap in the game. Key takeaways here are the acceleration right before the uphill near the end of the backstretch and the acceleration by the downhill between the third-fourth corner. That speedometer verifies the saying 'Kikka sho is decided in the downhill in the third-fourth corner'. Once again congrats to the villain Take and Going to Sky
hi nonnies~
>>585796425>t.negro>>585796434No
>>585796472what's up
>>585796071>Big Daiwa Paizuriwhats wrong with this
>>585796472Strip down naked
>>585796472stop nonny posting with rice.
>>585796503nm woke up like 500 different times, wbu
>>585796508>reddit tachyon
>>585796565just ignore him
>>585796565no no laisu is the best one
>>585796604Tachyon is not reddit actually
>start making oguri ace>good song and token luck, sprint S, good stats in the 1st run>start making curren ace>good song and token luck, sprint S, good stats in the 1st run>start making cheerleader halo ace>8 runs straight without +15% FB and +2 SP by classic summerIt's gonna be one of those huh
>>585796618
who here is a buyfag? show me your collection.
>>585796680game is gatekeeping the meta pick as it should
>>585796572nevermind, i have nothing interesting to say. forget about it
>>585796747there are only boyfags itt sorry
Dia-chan...
>>585796706
>>585796648>defending normiebait
>>585796762It's a late surger tho
>>585796845why
>extra TT rewards>double daily races>more star piecesman, New Years Part 2 is lame as fuck by comparison
>>585796768oh...okay
>>585796943I’m a fan of fireworks
>>585796914Because I like late surgers and have MLB NatieI'm also considering late surger Rickey for dirt CM
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12457847
>>585795838>being ruled by a superior female species that specifically love and need you, a male human>somehow this is bad?
>>585797028the mind of a late surger main is a mystery to me.. good luck bwo
umarollerbros, our time is coming (in 2029)
>>585797116Ningen pussy is top tier
I could use a new dirt(y) horse so.. It all comes down to whether Tomakomai is thirsty for trainer cock or just a good friend. Which is it?
>first song on classic year isn't sp+2>glue runI cracked the code, Mambros
>>585796472hi cutie!
>>585797219She hates men
>>585797259at least wait until the 3rd song...
>>585797189literally no one says or thinks this
>>585797319I do, death to Azuma
>triple rewards from career>15 carats per 29 G1 clankAm i doing something wrong?
I'm starting to get tired of doing fan runs
>>585797583mambwo...
>>585797521move your furnitures
>>585797187what do people like this have to gain from gaslighting peoplelike present day I get because the difference between good cards and okay cards is marginal if you roll highbut if you don't have "good" cards in 2029 because you're living off ticket scraps you literally have half as many gold skills, at best, as everyone else, in a world where skills are the only things that matter
It do be like this
I just returned after leaving during MANT. I have 20K, plus whatever I can save in a month. Is Ramonu wit still the goal? I don't have summer maru or light hello, I think it would be better to just look forward and save for whatever i need for the new scenario.
>>585797583I started today and every time I finish a 1m run I start refreshing uma.moe to see the number go up. It's addicting.
>>585797703yeppers, save for Ramonu
>>585797703yes, dump 600 rolls on her, if you canwelcome back bro
morning
>scenario specifically highlights uma x humanDamn, their revenue can't be that low to have this much of a blatant pandering
>>585797783Morning dude
>>585797727what about the goddess card? Do I try to luckshit one copy or just be borrower the whole time?
>>585797703Ramonu for sure
>>585797583I can't imagine being a mambro and spending all month running fan runs so everyone else can continue to not play the game.
another million fans for mambo!
>>585797671thankfully the umas barbaric ways are over
>>585797816No free rolls, just permaborrow it. The card comes late anyway.
>>585797816no, permaborrow ityou need it MLB to not suffer THAT much, worse than LH at giving you the shit you need
>>585797671>not using clubs to defend yourself against caveumas
>>58579781680% of the player base will be perma borrowing so you'll fit init'll suck only having one speed card but having played with only one speed SSR through GL, it'll be fine in GM too
should I do fan runs instead of parent runs? the extra G2 and 3, do they drop carats?
>>585797935If you're done preparing your Mile parents, yeah
>>585797783Fuck off, Taro
>>585797935do fan runs if you have your cm22 parents ready, you don't want to make parents beyond that because GM will make them obsolete, looping is fine tho
>>585797879But the clubs are full of single umas too!
>Early charming>First one with sprint S proc>So may points, learnt all songs and senior year was basically spam skills lesson>Max the useless vision and heal skills and the frontline sprinter skills, no spurt, no generic sprint/end closer straight/corner skills>Turbo sprint did not finishIs she usable? This game is fucking troll.
>>585796648>at last new Scarlet alt>tits are boundCancel all the visas.
>Umas can reproduce with each other which implies that some uma have dicks and some don't>retards look at this fantasy setting and immediately think "oh no it's actually a convoluted series of rapes set up by an ancient tracen academy ninja village"
Falco can do fan runs too!
>>585798203They still look pretty big
>>585797671This is rape
>>585798047keb...
>>585798203>he waifus the uma with mental issues
>>585796442Still tores, how do we cope
>>585798175you can cope or try her in lobbies maybe winning, but she's not as op as she could be
>>585798226Thank you Falco-san, you're the cutest umadol.
>>585798216Seek help and play the game
>>585797671daiwatore came back in a wheelchair the next day
My trainee stole my sperm while I was sleeping, when I let her stay over last night.
Class 6 belongs to newcuties!
So what are the best fanrun umas? Hagruzensky 1st, Oguri 2nd. Pasa 3rd?
>>585798263Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
I officially ran out of things to do, just overallempty
>>585798439any uma so long as she has B or higher on all distances
>>585798447No one likes Still
>>585798216This I don't get. If Umas were fully capable of reproducing with each other before they met humans, why now do they need humans to continue? It doesn't fit. They're different species altogether, and yet, now they're essentially the same when it comes to reproduction? Was immaculate conception a thing in Uma and now it's not? Has God forsaken Cafe for her pagan antics?
Liking futa is mental illness
Anon looked at the 4-5 possible explanations for the Ancient UmaMusume existing and said "Yeah they had dicks 100%"Just say you are a faggot next time, not like you would be the first one here
>>585798617this but footfags
>>585798482get a side hobby so you don't go insane
>>585798636>4-5You have been spamming the one singular "explanation" for the kids game. No, they didn't rape people, you mongoloid. They barely even had war, by the looks of it.
>>585797816Permaborrow. It's the last scenario tax card that is released alone for a reason. Because the playerbase is pissed when they do this shit. 4-600 pulls on a card that is mandatory now but will be irrelevant in 6 months? It's even worse with the accelerated schedule of 4 month per scenario. That's why in the future they release them together with decent to great cards every scenario, so you will have something that hopefully last for more than 4 months. Oh yeah, after 3rd anni, there will be 3 scenarios per year instead of 2. Which means 3 months or less on accelerated schedule. Have fun.
>>585798636Uma x Human is wrong
>>585798636funny how futa is not as big with uma compared to other gacha
>>585798617They're just coping
>>585798636the only ones saying that are the usual suspects
>>585798740Stop being gay
I thought Ancestors was fine at LB0
>>585798667I'm looking some up but none seem that fun, especially alone
>>585798702Not every post on the topic is by the same personI personally subscribe to the theory that Ancient Uma were mostly spiritual beings and appeared by will of the three Goddesses (this changed after interacting with humans)
>>58579874099% of futa images out there are AI slop shit made by subhumans
>>585798740you would think it'd be a more common scenario since they're half horse and horse dicks are the most common taboo fetish among dick enthusiasts. Although, by consequence, the art that does exist is made by the horniest humans alive
>>585798482Read books or listen to music. By listen to music I don't mean letting Spotify run its algo, actually listen to albums and apply yourself.
>>585798482take a 50 minute walk between autoruns
>>585798482Find a girlfriend
>>585798482have you considered grass touching
>>585798919ever heard of just-ai
>>585798216>>585798594it never says umas could reproduce each other
>miss great success on a concert>literally nothing happens....huh??? I thought it'd brick my run. what is even the point
>>585799107they evolved seperately as different species and the only way we've seen uma exist so far is by getting pregnant
>>585799109Your run is already bricked, you just don't know it yet.
>>585793410I will
>>585799109you lose overall stats and sp with the final concert, not that much but still something
>>585799162>>>/b/
>>585799109less songs = less SP and some stats
can i take RS stamina with 270 stam haha
>>585797583just open uma.moe everytime you finish a fan run to see how far away you are from the next guy
Ugly uma
Ancient umas kidnapped and raped young boys for reproduction
>>585799109it's more the fact that your song progression is behind, if you're missing great success you're having TWO song for the entire quarter and that's brickcity, when each quarter's song progress are separate and they get harder the more songs you get
>>585798594Don't fall for the umagandathis is equivalent to having an american tell you the folk story of thanksgiving and assuming that's how all colonization of americas went down
>>585798890a bit hard to picture someone who isn't into anything at all, enjoy going insaneor maybe you can change that being alone thing, make it your goal, no clue how to go about that though
>>585799404don't tomakoshay that....
>>585799358Yeah probably
hokko on my cocko
NUMEROUS ESCAPE GOATS
>>585799162She's naked...
>>585799521Everyone is naked under their clothes
should I get Focus on a Pace Chaser this cm?
>>585799602Oh my God...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hu7G_OtQco
>>585799602holy shit no way
>>585799456it's in progress, but it's sorta timegated for now
>>585799616late start kills you so maybe
>>585799154but we've also only seen parents consisting of a uma and a man. if things worked the way you say, there would also have to be parents who are both umas, and clearly that's not the case
>>585799602This is a gaslight like the one that says there is a spooky skeleton inside you
>>585799616The skill does very little. You need concentration to actually have an effect on your starting gate. Focus just activates groundwork
grope an uma
>>585799415
>>585799616it's a paceslop sprint if you late start you have one less horse
>umas actually have limited contact with human male, that's why there were able to reproduce (like amazons in greek myth)>umas are hermaphrodites>umas kidnapped and raped human malesWhich one would you choose if you were Cygames?
horse more like whores
>>585800046Option D: Le mystic bullshit - They just popped into existence
>>585800046option 3, but mask it as option 1
Fat mathafaka
>>585800046Nigga, it's not that deep
In comparison to Light Hello and Tazuna, how heavy is the romancebait for Azuma?
>>585800156She's not fat, she's big boned
>>585800229None
>>585800046I mean they're different species, if they had limited contact they'd very much be the same species by now
i don't need horses because i have escape goats
>>585800046I don't think Cygames even thought about that when they created this scenario
what's the minimum stamina here to take Racing spirit stam? like 150?
>>585800229Would easily win the Trainerbowl even if your trainee is uma like SiL. XTore is canonically smitten with her in that scenario and would have gone all the way had Azuma didn't cuck herself out.
>>585800229Azuma is Machan 2.0
Time to watch some Shorts
>>585800385I'd give money to whoever manages to hp death this cm apart from double runawayno matter what skills
Are umas meant to be wifed or daugthered?
>>585800085whorses
>>585800229More than any other NPC but cucks herself because of how important to her the bond between you and your trainee is, and she does not want to break that bond by inserting herself
>>585800539Friendzone them
>>585800539my young and fashionable girlfriend maruzensky
>>585793615Less than 60 energy: pick energy, speed train, get replenished by raffe. Otherwise pick all stats or sp.
>>585800539Protect them like a daugther and breed them like a wife
>>585800539it's called daughterwife or daughtermommywife when applicable
>>585800539motherdaughterbiglittlesisterwives
>>585800635City isn't even interested in her trainer
>>585800229Very heavy
Hello
>>585800861hi
>>585800385gaslightlator says 99.5% spurt at 150 stam with awful moodi think there's legitimately no way to gas here
>>585800156healthy umas
I have class in 20 mins post some sexy uma I can coom to in this short timeframe
Isn't it poetic that GL starts and ends with dirt CMs?
>>585800852>Let's bring this dream to an endDamn... Why did she do it, bros...?
>>585800539>wifed or daugthered?If I was on another computer I would link Tomaru Sawagoe's family tree.
>>585800852>You can't have access to this PRIMO HAG PUSSY because your child trainer will be sadcucked by cyge at every corner
>>585800852>"Ikemasen... torena-san..."
>>585801068>>585801195Marry and reproduce with your trainee. Thats the message since day one.
>>585801195>child trainer
>>585801195Hags aren't sexy.>>585801307No.
kafe sexo
>>585801372Yes, you must.
>>585801195Trainers are whores so they end up fucking everyone
>>585800787She wants fat cock
>>585798175This one is much better with skills proc but losing 160 powers uh.
>>585801450Shinzo Abe is already dead.>>585801502>admitting to be a man-whoreHow many umas did you raped?
>>585801061I am the beginning and the end
>>585801068She literally isolates herself from the world after that scene. All because she fell in love with you. It's kinda fucked up.
>>585801632you could say it went full circle
>>585801513But what if her trainer had a BWC
>>585801061>every GL run
>>585801676Don't forget, zero is where the center stands
>mayano top gun
Okay but I really really really really reallyr eally really relaly really really really really really really really really really realy really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really relaly really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really erally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really relaly really really love Stego.
>>585792808Why is she so spoooooky
>>585801598Bitch I was the one being raped
>>585801513me with city
Everyone is close to getting costumes for Halloween and we just drew our New Year's fortune slips
>>585801682She'll take it
>
>>585801815Busted Fuku halloween alt. TRUST
>>585801774
Good afternoon bwos
>>585801673>torena-san's rizz is so strong he can even seduce a uma goddessthe umas at Tracen never stood a chance
>clubdacchis are sambaposting in club chatuma uma samba
>>585801787>t.Daiwa's used dildo
>>585801969Cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWpCCrK9Y8w
Game is bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ra7v7585g
>>585801795on model
>had to buy a recovery on a sprint CM for the two retards since they had Haruten as a mandatory career goalMy cope is that it makes second wind safer to use
>>585801307You want me to marry Smart Falcon? That will never happen. She is an umadol, I have no choice but to look for a better prospect.
Tucker? I hardly know ‘er
>you want speed sparks to increase your cap>stamina growth is better than power growth>taishin is meta>turf falcon is actually op>fuku is a good card
falco......
>>585802118plappers won, bigly
>>585802141kita and bobo can survive with 250hp as lates tho
>>585802156Stop hot gluing your figures
>>585802254Mares with little ears...
Hope I can hit sub 200 like last time. I do want to at least get 150k in Score though. Balancing fan gain and grinding for this is going to be a bit of a pain though.
>>585802142I'll wait for Falco zo retire, simple as.
>>585802292I'm not gambling a good inspiration since they already failed 300 stam as lates before
we should hot glue our runs instead of just regular glue
>>585802263Rapist
>>585802371Falco will be an Umadol for the rest of her life. She will never retire.
>>585802330that's mealso they're not that small...
>>585802243Ugly NPC
I'm gonna free myself from the demiurgeI'll walk away from umaI'll set myself free
>>585802450she will be forced to retire if you put a baby in her
>>585802491YWNBAU
>>585802450WRONG
>>585802450Fans will eventually notice her pregnant belly
I am only interested in ningen sexuallyUma for me?
>>585802263dahbbers
Today i will get Kita white! DAHHBYYYYY
>>585802581Are you sure?
>>585802508May Shiraoki-sama bless you in your struggle against the Monad and it's kin
Shiraoki is not real. She's nothing more than an Uma conspiracy.
>>585802631She can't be an idol if she's fat
BC in 3-4 daysAkiTen in 5 days
>>585802263what do you call this? it's not crying so its not a cryer
>>585801104>>585800539
>>585802712scarletbros...
>>585802746I will call her Winning Ticket
>>585802721Tenno Sho Autumn Dancho Cup in 5 days as well!
this is why you should never look at VAs and just stick to the anime girls
>>585802754Me on the right
>>585802721Realize sirius about to Realize he's Siriusly fucked
>>585802908Bully Daiwafags into suicide
how do (You) feel about the ancient uma texts?
>>585802908But I look at them and laugh
I'm so fucking tired, where is Doto?
>>585802970tbf all uma seiyuus are fucking ugly, except for maybe two
>>585802934
>>585803069Fuku's VA is very cute looking
>>585802450She can be my personal umadol
>>585803069>except for maybe twoCreek's VA is ugly, too
I AM READY
Imagine hag idol Falco...
>>585802997>TsukiI love Dasca
Kris
>>585803406No, fuck off.>>585803550No brown
>>585803550Why is she snacking on a glove?
>>585802721>No OmbudsmanNo watch
>>585803707
>Vmama hoursbye
>>585803589Hungry
>>585803775He's a 10f-11f specialist. I doubt they're entering the JC.
I hate dumb falcon
I FUCKING hate all of you
>>585803051In my bed
>>585803967
>>585803406private lives just for me
>>585793568>Bed her!!Are you doing your part trainer?
>>585804040She'll die alone
>>585803550Kute
>>585804145>stallion
>>585804000I made this post
>>585804242What the fuck is his problem
>>585804331He felt Sakai was riding him, so he was throwing a melty that Sakai was (once again) flirting with other horse
>>585804296Yes!
>>585804331He wants his donut
>>585804443>retarded stallion
>>585804636Oh yes!
Time for an afternoon energy boost from coffee
>>585804713>>>/r/eddit
>>585804296>>585804636I don't want to breed cows anon
Which Uma has the stinkiest Umanko
>>585804996shinko windyor any d*rter, really
>>585804996tachyon
>>585805104anons with their chatbots, two years ago
So, trainers were molested by umamusume since ancient times?
>>585805614No.They were born spiritually up until Uma and Humans started to mingle after an Uma saved a human settlement
How do civilizations progress without pack animals?
>>585802754I like how the faces get more tarded with each generation.
>>585804959Ugly larper
>>585805829Usually with a fuckton of slavery
is there a tutorial how to make webms and sound?I want to make a soundpost of the samba.
why does my trainee refuse to run a 1600m?
>>585805171Donna could kill you with a headbutt like that...
>>585805614yes, rape is part of the nature
Curren whoreFalco single forever hhmm... Daiwa fat
>>585806220I didnt know Ebayan was Messi becayse my goat is WASHED baka, Alhamdulilah
>>585806113Get the videoGet the audioUpload the audio on catboxPut [sound=files.catbox.moe%2F(your catbox link)] in the filename of your video
>>5858061131. have a video file (.webm) and a sound file (.mp3)2. use sound player that comes with 4chan X (It's in the top-right corner - 2nd from the right)3. click tools (look at the attached image)4. put the video file and sound file in5. click create6. download what it spits out7. post it
>>585805614animals and human history is full of rape and molesting other creatures, even if they're not related.Only modern humans became such snowflake to not understand the sexual desires and instead of trying to help to give some solution, they try to repress it and people start being violent.
now that it has been confirmed old uma tribes used to rape men to reproduce, which eventually led to them forming a trainer and trainee bond, being a foid trainer is more humiliating than ever
Laisu cuteKingu wifehhmm... HISHIAMASEXOOOOOO
I need her so bad...
>>585806726they were used to satisfy men when the umas went out hunting
>>585806414>>585806573So I need to separate the video from the audio too...
>>585807002You are supposed to remove the audio to post it on 4chan in the first place. To extract the audio I just use audacity with the ffmpeg add on personally
how do you unlock these
>>585807149Dont run the LH card
>>585806726They're...cucks?
>>585806726
>>585806726The haggiest of hags...
>>585806726Female trainers are approved by cygamesThis means u x f insemination is possible
cope
>>585807298kek
copacopa
>>585800419I really don't like that. Not that she cucks herself, that's whatever, but the canonically smitten with her shit.
>>585807473cope, if umas weren't rare in comparison to human females, they would serve no purpose
>>585807149thats the event when you train with hello without her card
>>585806726They didn't though. It was literally immaculate conception until they started interacting with humans. The world would just decide to do a funny and make them pregnant with a random horse from our world.
tried 2-1-2 deck after using mainly 3-2 and it's objectively terriblejust dump whatever stupid pow/guts card you're trying to jerk off with and borrow bakushin speed
Spechud has 2 momsGame is woke
>>585807746same Mambro
>>585807605My cock gets instantly hard the moment I hear "copa copa"...
This is why I only train stallionsThey are nice and not rapey
>>585807473>This means u x f insemination is possibleyes, they share the same ojiisan after all
>>585807914I'm fine with Bakushin being gay but were the trans colors really necessary?
>>585808035Mares are SUPER nice though, way nicer than stallions.
>>585807884if you're referring to the murals seen in the intro of S1, then that's clearly the souls of IRL horses being transmuted into the body of already pregnant umas
>>585807928What makes mares so dangerous?
I wasn't paying attention to free rolls, do we still get free uma rolls or is that over?
>>585807914yeah, I'm her mom and she takes my milk every night
Marche Lorraine has a porn star body and I'm sick of staying silent about it.
^pornbrain coomer die
>>585808369Can I have some proof?
>>585808470mare sexo
>>585808470I want a puppet handjob
>>585808369why did you have to stay silent about it?
>>585808460still is peak coomer brain too
>>585808534>>585808535Stop
>>585808678>cutest wife in the universetrue!
why are teiobros like this
>>585808630retard
>class 6, A+ club, paid monthly carats and group B wins are barely enough to pull 600 for every scenario tax banner, and you get barely enough for cards on 1 specific style, but not enough to also pull for umas.Man, this fucking game
>>585808826Still wouldn't say that
>>585808826meds and log off for 30 minutes
>>585808821I thought I remember someone here saying they had a dead rat in the attic too and just decided to leave it up there because it was too much work
>>585808857skip ramonu pull style wit
>>585808857If you are pulling 600 for every scenario tax banner, you're not stuck in group B
>>585808035>They are nice and not rapeyWhat did he mean by this?
>>585808857get into group A finals then
>>585808908>>585808934ok fine I would do it but you're still a coomer
>>585809151we're all coomer here
>>585808953I..was going to call him a lazy retard but I literally did that with a dead worm in my house because I was too exhausted after work.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day
>>585808821
>>585808215The only other option is that futa is real. Only because they were isolated from each other and umas still didn't die out. It's easier to believe the magic shit honestly
>>585809151Stop being confrontational and mean to random anons, this is why everyone finds you annoying.
>>585809332the worst character ever created
>>585809332the greatest character ever made
>>585809332cute cat
>>585809303surely a worm you could cope with but a dead animal should be dealt with...
>>585809371im not...
>>585809310good postjust had breakfast myself, very yummer much important
>>585809332the jews took this from me
Do people usually add butter to their marinara pasta? it turned out real good
>>585809747only if they're fat
>>585809078so, how did she know her trainer's ring size? same applies to Opera O
>>585809623Yeah those bastards bloat and the smell is unbearable, nobody can be that lazy unless they are suffering from a massive bout of depression irl.
I hope I get my kitasanwhite today...
You just got dumpedYour response?
>>585810120I hope I get my dia white, already have kita white.
>>585810148I will never ever betray my trainee
>>585810148impregnate my trainee
>>585810148get on my knees and cry and say "don't shay that..."
>>585810148Go home and have sex with my trainee
>>585810148Die
>>585810148break up with my trainee
14min until I log in to my free dead multi
>>585810148cum inside my trainee without protection, this is what she would have wanted
>>585810148Being my trainer and have sex with her in front of Azuma-san.
>>585810148Throw a fit in public
>>585810273torena-san...
>>585810148me when nonnies post steamy umapyoi
>>585810148StillTore would never do this...He would never fall in love with another uma, especially a hag...
>>585810302good answer
>>585810148what if my trainee is falco?
I want to have sex
>>585810471curren is a sub, why would she proc dominator
>>585810148Swear to never fall in love with an Uma and find a human girlfriend instead
this outfit is so lewd...
FREE PULLS!! THIS IS THE ONE
>>585810557don't rape your trainer, Doto
the genius horse that birthed a genius
Is it safe to log in yet?
9 minutes until 9 whites 1 gold
>>585810759no, 4 more days
>>585810547you die a virgin, sowwy...
Aoi would never reject you as your girlfriend btwYou should give her a chance
>>585810817no way fag
>>585810817stop ban evading, meek
>>>>>>>Ning*nNo
>>585809852its good damn it
>>585810817i don't support bad trainers
Sorry, I love the cripple
>>585810817sorry Aoi but you're not strong enough to leg lock me
>>585810989can i have the robot then
>>585810148Is this the first time ever that they have blatantly had the trainer fall in love with someone who is not his trainee?
today I will get them
>>585811129but she is just the cripple via remote
>>585811129sure, I'll be busy
>>585810937most fat foods taste good
yaaaaaaaaaay
Be on time!
it's a new day
Hello when?
IT'S A NEW DAY
are we finally dead
>got both in 30 pullsInsane
>>585810817Why would I pick a NINGEN woman when light hello is right there waiting?
umazing
>>585811632>A smelly, drunken hagNo way fag
pull hittin kinda different today
>>585811640>>585811706RNG pool is drained, I'm pulling later
80 pulls and a single ssr is a pretty bad rate huh
>losing at haruten hmmm
Thank you free pulls
>>585811796wait if we tanked that and now you are going to miss the rng up swing though...
>>585811836the raped
>>585811804try 85 pulls and no SSRs...
is this banner actually bugged or somethingwhat the fuck is going on
>>585811590No, unfortunately
bruh
>>585811918FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>585811885where'd the 5 come from
>>585811878I'm tapped in I'm not going to miss it
>>585811941>180
>>585811974tickets
>>585811918Ive got 3 dias so far, she keeps jumpscaring me but I wanted kita
>>585811941damn she's pretty good actually>>585812038yeh sparking either wayeither I select dia if new or my third kita
>dia dupeFuck off you whore
>Got 1 SSR sweepy>Got 1 SSR Spechud>1 Kita white>1 Satono whiteIt's that simple
Doto didn't show up again...
helios soon
It's coming
>>585812257easiest skip of all time
need nonny...
>>585812332Hey.
me on the left, and sometimes right
YWNBAU
Thank you Shakur!
>A tremendous loneliness comes over you. Everybody in the world is pulling 3* umas for free but you
>>585811941You like Bootka that much? Crazy.
>3 new umas added to the stableIm so glad I flatlined and got cool umas instead of shakur wit
>>5858122571 week...
Happy new year
>>585812525I got a Gold City dupe and it sucks
>>585812558we're not even on Halloween yet...
why the fuck did she say that
>>585811965>>585812538I am so fucking dizzy I replied to the wrong person.
Hold on...Is that not...
>>585811918you are going in the sleeve bud
>>585812509Happy birthday, Shakute enjoyer.
>>585812676FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
hehe... i-i can help you with that...
>>585812627>>585812676ESRB HELP ME
>Wanted to buy Kita white from selector>got her for freeDamn... who i should buy then... Maybe Bamboo or Muteki hmmm thoughts? They are both shit?
uma x uma yuritards are not gonna like this new JP scenario
>>585812765evil horse
>>585812795selector when?
>>585812676IT FUCKING IS!!!!!!!
>>585812676>The first ritual that was done between an uma and a human is either sex or marriage
>>585812795an uma you like
>>585812826they're already coping by calling them futas
>>585812847When ramonu drops bro
>>585812758>Gained 3 hint level(s) for Intense GazeZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
>>585812525Remember it's only luckshitters post screenshots and millions of lucklet cower in the shadows
Nooooo
>>585812676>>585812851Yurifags are NOT going to be happy after seeing this
>>585812847End of next month or early December. Whenever the 2nd anni/new scenario drops
>>585812874You're not an uma gwo...
>>585812898it has been instantly established that Uma can be born without requiring an Uma to be present. Like in pretty much any anime
>>585812829shut up tamachud
>>585812983nevermind they're junior year races
I can now leak club chatlogs yippieeeeeee
Dacchis…
>>585813036um uhhh erm....
Is NY Diamond good?
I like my trainee but only for her alt
>>585813098enjoy your currenposting liscense
Another 10 pulls without a 3*...
>sex sex sex sexSHUT UPYOU'RE HERE TO RACE
>anime mcqueen yesterday>base mcqueen todayI'm getting markqueen'd
>>585813130Good for longs, yeah. Honestly great even, her issue is just how good Laurel is and that there's no pong cm in between those two releasing.
https://x.com/TachibanaSatuki/status/211480209471276280!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>585813217Tomorrow will be the day we finally get a 3*, bro
>>585813098don't do it anon, you will become ~CUTE~
post something cute
>>585813051Yes but now its stupid because apparently that wasn't the case to begin with so what the fuck changed
>>585813237She's actually way easier to build than Laurel for CM23 because you don't need to use the shit Kris S card
>Free rolled NY!Kitasan>Free rolled Mihono Bourbon>Free rolled Tamamo Cross>Free rolled Blaze Brian>Free rolled NY!Satono DiamondI'm not gonna hear any luckshit remarks because after having to go to full pity for both Blaze and Festival Inari, I actually deserve something.
>>585813307
Is this canon, now?
>>585812795Wait... Pearl is meta with evos...Damn...
don't namedrop my club thank you
>>585813290>we finally get a 3*!>it's spechud
>>585813410mambwo...
>Took me 80 pulls to see the first three star>Kitasan WhiteFinally*coughs blood*
>>585813423I dont have base spechud, so I'd take it...
>>585813217I never got anything from free pulls and I'm convinced anyone who does is a cygays internYes even my clubdacchis
new umayuru ep has so many good reaction images
>>585812847>selector when?apparently in about 3 weeks when the Shinko Windy banner drops
>>585813098SAAAAAAR
>>585813542You'd be right.
None of the lore makes any sense anyway. If the result of an uma and a human is always a human, humans would go extinct after a few hundred years. The entire world would just be umas who just suddenly become pregnant in their mid 30's out of the blue because that's the worldbuilding now. Immaculate Conception or girls with dicks. There are no other alternatives because cygames is bad at writing
>>585813597>6 free pulls on a support card bannercygenerous....
>>585813293I HATE CURREN
>>585813217I can't even do a cheeky since I only have 53k for Ramonu.
>>585811038She is though? One of the very few humans for that matter that can complete a training regimen for a Umamusume
>>585813658The only lore that matters is my penis in my trainee and she becomes pregnant
>>585813217You will do it tomorrow!>>585813489Gj bro, it's better than spark
sorry dumbchud this is the 3rd borrow run that i gave up on senior inspiration im capping at 500k fans today again danjo
>>585813793Thats so retarded, she looks like a stick figure
Tradition
>>585813382Yes, Doto is a lewd monster
>>585813868>not doing fan runs during triple rewards
>>585813771Kill yourself V
>>585813771>danchou became his new fuckbuddyUma&Co the club that never stops giving
>>585813908Who the hell invited the teenage flattie
>>585813868just do 1 autorun
Is Seiun Sky really the only one worth it here? I feel like I won't even use her after all the months of grinding.
New story supports Futamusume and I honestly can't thank it enough for making sure that every stallion uma is as well endowed as their real life counterpart
>>585813989Sky is a mandatory front parent, everyone else is to taste
If it took you 70 pulls or more to get them then flatlining was worth it
>>585813989depends what style you likefor fronts? yeah, and suzuka is pretty good later when evo skills come out
>>585813989your account unbrickening uma?
>>585814089>>585814109I'm not building Fronts though. I just started with Falco/Maru/Suzuka and people said get Sky first.
>>585813771I don't get it. Who were these supposed to be from
The new scenario might confirm umas came to the world on their own many years ago, but that was in the pastumas x humans is how it is today
>>585814173if you don't like fronts then don't go for seiunwhat style do you like
>>585813989Digital seems some useFronts basically already wanted you to specialize on them, other styles will soon follow
>>585813989Biwa and Fuji have pretty good inherits
>>585814180it's just V seething we're making fun of him and making collages so he made one for Umama when he got bannedV got nuked in that thread aswell, 2 different timestamp bans
>>585814180umama, obviously.
>>585814173well sky is by far the most important one in terms of meta due to parenting so if you dont want to play fronts then just get an uma you like the design of/are interested in
so who is I?who is II?III?IV?
I love her so much
>>585814196yeah they certainly came all over the world with their semen
>>585814173>I just started with Falco/Maru/Suzuka and people said get Sky firstyou were being groomed by frontfags
>In ancient times, humans were truly unnecessary for Uma Musume...Ahhh so Uma’s lived in female only clans and raided and forced themselves on men to reproduce. Thank you John Cygames, for clarifying
>>585814642>yurislop
>read kitasans story>mogged by dia>mogged by mcqueen>mogged by teiodamn, kitasan is kinda pathetic...
Wei
>>585814731What about Unnecessary dont you get
AIEEEEEE I'M IN AN INFINITE SESSION VERIFICATION ERROR LOOP
>>585813989>digi for looping (dirt A and uma stan in kit)>taiki is a good unit that gets better>eishin gets better with evos>sky is hard meta front parent and occasionally a cope pace parenti think those are the free race highlights, someone correct me if i forgot/fucked up
>>585814642>yurigem
>>585813098but currenwhores never leak anything themselves, they just beg for others to do it
>>585813736I have 45k and did 2 cheekies today in rage, but I do have 100 tickets saved for ramonu so its fine I thinkIt was 100% worth it since I got dia in the first cheeky and kita in the 2nd
Going on a coffee run, anyone want anything?
>>585814824someone is logged into your account
>>585814152
>>585813771Oh hey one of my posts got in there when I was posting from work
>>585814841Your forgetting Suzuka mate and her going SSJ3 from evo's
>>585814949>curren on curren violenceyou are going to make this interesting... I thought currenfags are just a bunch of shitstirrers, but what if... there are infighting factions among yourself...? I'd like to see that. It's on brand
>>585814650Umas are female, they don't have semen
>>585815051anon in question already has her bwoski but yeah suzie is the goat
>>585815074>he doesn't know about the currenposter factions
>>585814949you're not slick
>>585814642Helios does this but with my cum
>>585814824I don't think you were supposed to get into that one, little loopchad
sbesial weeg :DDDD
>>585814731And once a male was born they raped him till dead
>>585814980i'm not falling for this shit
blessed freebie
Funny how you never see the anti-jp schizo and the futa/yuri one on the same thread
>>585815352why does she think she tuff as hell?
haha...
>>585815427because he pingpongs between whatever is the FOTMlocalization, yuri, anti-jpyou name it
>>585815427I can't believe how assmad he still is over divegrass teams. I've seen him go into other generals to talk about how JP posters came to /vg/ after global players
>>585815352I also got this cock sniffer from free rolls just now
>>585815480Everyone wants to have sex with her (canon)
>>585814472el... easy on the takis and mexican coke...
>>585815868I cant get it outta my head
Sometimes I want to remove all global info from the OP and just leave the JP info up
someone made a better uma samba loop but it's too long to post here and i dont have any editing stuff available right now
With the new lore, if your Uma fails it’s all your fault since your love and hopes make her stronger.
>>585815634Nobody likes /vt/umors is probably the reason
1/2
>>585814841>eishin gets better with evosThats her valentine alt, base stays pretty bad/a TT unit.
2/2
>>585816328They're huge
>>585813771>i cant get it up>i edge all day at workwhich is it
Is halloween digital better than base digital for the dirt CM?
>>585816431No it's the base version, she's pretty strong for Derby and such
>>585816552no
>>585816363>>585816464They fucked huh?
when is the next batch of daily legend races coming? i'm 2 weeks away from unlocking suzuka and there's no one else currently available i give half a shit about that i haven't unlocked
>>585816552Maybe as pace
Make sure to roll for everyone or you're bricked
>>585816842wtf is pisa marche and buena doingthey arent dirt uma
>>585816875>>585816875>>585816875bweadnew stuff in banners today right?
>>585816921tachyon rerun, yeah
>>585816910pisa and marche ARE both dirt umas... buena vista ran in the same dubai world cup that pisa won (but jobbed) so i guess she qualifies?
>>585816997nothing after that for the month..... gotta wait for the schedule
>>585813908who the hell invited the stallion
