Previous: >>585792675New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/9FwDmrbvdVQ>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep ToshoCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>585816875My harem
>>585816875>Asterisk by orange range>Not all orange umasSo close to perfection
wahey>>585817286bleach ended so I wanted to bake with this pic....... but you're right
>>585816875>tranny hag
>>585816875MIAGETA YOZORA NO HOSHI TACHI NO HIKARI
Reminder, pull for umas, not for cards that will be outdated! Umas can always be made useful in future scenarios with powercrept cards!
Ughhh~ *sniff sniff* Your dick reeks! Don't shove that stinky dick in my face.. It's all sweaty and seriously fucking stinks *fwoosh* Haa... I'm not sniffing it! No way I'd sniff something this. *fwooshhh* Hff *fwooshh* Ahh~ Dick stench is melting my brain Ohhh Yabe~ Pisses me off so bad~
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>>585817414I think f2p people will have more fun being uma rollers in general.
Hello friends!!
>>585817308>vietnamese prostitute
/ourgirl/
Nobody likes Dober
>>585817549hello weirdo
please raise your posting quality
will my umas be severely underpowered if I skip the pasa banner for Dura/Dia?they're all lates and ends, if that info is needed
>>585817414but i want to play the game nyow not in 2030
>>585817596haaaai
Name the umamusume with the perfect butt to plap.You can't.
>>585817402For me itsHANABIRA NO YOU NI CHIRIYUKU NAKA DEYUME MITAI NI KIMI NI DEAETA KISEKI
>>585817807king halo has first rate caboose
>>585817414what country is that account made in?
I'm thinking about downloading hachimi to play JP new scenarios. Does it translate any of the uma stories or is it just skills and stuff
>>585817549Hello Babucchi
>>585817591
>>585817682Why did she cuck herself, bros...?
So did uma x tore win or lose?
When am I done looping? When I have 9*?
>>585817682Kill Azuma>>585817975Womb is dead
i only have 20k carats, is it over for us?
>>585818002uma x tore won but it includes both m and f tore
>>585817402>>585817814for me it's YOKAZE GA HAKOBU AWAI KIBOU NOSETEDOKO MADE YUKERU KA
>>585818002the bond between umas and their torenas are blessed by the goddesses
>>585817973I love when they do that frumpy face.
>>585818042Stop spending and save retard
>>585818002The very first ritual that ever occurred between an uma and a human is marriage. Take a guess.
fuck this stupid fucking horse>waah I need speed>waaaah now I need stam>waaaaaaaah gimme power>WAAAAAAAAAAH NO, I NEED MORE POWER>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH PRACTICE PERFECTBITCH I HAVE GIVEN YOU EVERYTHING YOU REQUIRE AND MOREAND YET IT'S STILL NOT ENOUGHHOW MANY MORE STARS MUST I CARVE INTO THE SKY?
>>585818042get lucky
>>585817953Hello!>>585818115Same!
>>585817859And a first-rate cummable face!
>>585817414if you're serious about competing as an F2P this guy is 100% wrongbut if you just want to see cute girls it's fine
>>585818139You need love!
>>585818037A looping is considered 'done' when you finally have dirt pinks and desired whites all throughout the lineage
>>585817682I will cheat on my trainee with this hag.
>>585818251why is she fat in this picture
are evos coming before the dirt cm?
>>585818139>300+ stam and speed>on derbyyou have no one to blame except yourself
>>585818335noppers, before the medium CM
>>585818139You didn't love her enough. The more you love her, the stronger she will be.
>>585818002Uma x Torena is not only canon.But the bond between an Uma Musume and their special human is more powerful than anything else and is what give Umas strength and joy
https://github.com/RemezzoCheatGODs... Our tools...
>>585817402>>585817814>>585818092ORE TA AWAI TSUBASAKIMI WA SUKOSHI AOI SUGIRU SORA NI TSUKARETA DAKE SA MOU DAREKA NO TAME JA NAKUTEJIBUN NO TAME NI WARATTE IIYO
>>585818139She wants to spoil you
marry wife fuck daughter
>>585818350I'VE GIVEN HER THE SKILLS THAT INCREASE HER RECOVERY YOU MONTGOMERY MONKEY
When you're trainee pulls the "i'm going to lose next race goal BUT make sure to end 4th so you cant use clock and need more fans another race"
>>585817807
>>585818381suppose I`ll start working in the dirt cm then.... tomorrow
>>585818002Ordained and blessed by the Three Goddesses themselves
>>585817807mine
>>585817807Grass Wonder's American asshttps://exhentai.org/s/1fd6cbf5f6/3969641-94
>>585818467TONIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT LOVE IS RATIONEDTONIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT ACROSS THE NATION
>>585818317she's always fat
>>585818576>muttNo
This is my first UG9 uma (hightest was UG7 before)Is this good for this CM?
>>585818649why is he black
So... Almond Eye won because her AI for her Trainer was THAT big, and vice versa?
>>585818685>light as feather>gold headon>budding>plancha>turbo sprintseems good to me, only missing speed star but it's fine
>>585818808i got agemasened...bwo..
>>585818460Except her and Gold City
>>585818060mmm threesomes with female trainers
I fucking hate the homewrecking bitch Speed Symboli
there isn't such a thing as a bad symboli
https://youtu.be/raMTMjaQ3mcSorry but the best OP is coming through >>585817402>>585817814>>585818092>>585818467>>585818662
i have 20k monies and 60 carats what do i do
>>585818861Do we get to plap her though?
maruzen got hagcrept
>>585818868Azuma would never say that...>>585819040Please don't cheat on your trainee...
>>585817549hi
>>585818201and a 3rd rate daughter
Sprint lobby?5588436855884368
Post Taiki thinking out loud, you know which soundpost
>>585819045hagfuckers are all about "seeking the pearl" or some shit
>>585819104The hag will die alone and will never experience the relationship between uma and trainer
>>585819016wow, objectively correct opinions off the batnow post an ending better than https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvYuf4r-8xk
Smart Falcon is neither my girlfriend nor my loverI'm nothing more than her fan and nothing else
hello
i started a clank for the star pieces and forgot to redeem before reset I'm bricked
>>585819321man I love home made kazoku
>>585818460so this means all the jobber horses simply have a trainer that doesnt love them enough...natiebros................
Super Creek is nothing to me.
>>585819372>Super Cuck
Super Creek is EVERYTHING to me.
>1.3k wit
FUCK RYAN
Lets do moreee6296188962961889
>>585819574Glady
I am super creek
>>585819574Can I ask for a paizuri as well?
>>585819641post milkies
Some one pls post Taiki pic where trainer is depressed and here comes Taiki with Yahooo doodleedooo
>>585818219You shouldn't be competing in a slot machine with 0 payout in the first place. It can be fun but it's a really bad deal if you think about it
SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA
>>585819481>Natie knows she's only 3rd place in your heartNyo...
How do I properly turn down my trainee and gently tell her that I am not interested in her?
*Kidnaps your trainer*
>>585818662>>585819016YUME NI MATA MITAYOU NA SEKAI WA ARASOI MO NANI HEIWA NA NICHI JOUDEMO GENJITSU WA HIBI TORABUTTETAMANI KUYANDARISHITESONNA ROLLING DAYS>>585819321I love this song so much. Actually I love Home Made Kazoku in generalKUCHIZUSAMU MELODY GA
Damn wit is really important stat huh8678204586782045
when are getting new paid carat packs?
>>585818139you guys arent going to believe me, but she got 7th in the queen elizabeth II cup
>>5858199702nd anni
What's worse, Mejiro dungeon or Epsatono island?
>>585819357why is she like this?
>>585819813the funny thing is, Neicha won a G2 that was later upgraded to a G1 (Takamatsunomiya Kinen), he was just two years too early
>>585820015FineMo castle in Ireland
>>585819481Unironically yes
are these * rooms?
>>585820032because
>>585820071nyo you dummy
>>585820071You can check ingame, you know?
>>585819481>>585819813She wins when you do her career, she’s only a bronze collector when you don’t show up.
>>585819853bear mace
ACTUAL best opening coming throughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_IsnEZcl4E
>>585820032Her Saiyan blood drives her
if for any reason you've ever used Remezzos products, delete them from your PC and do some security checks
>>585820087Hags aren't cute
>>585820109ok i saw like 2 of his team umas and thought it might be>>585820136cant pull out my phone atm
>>585820174Imagine if there was a special storyline for training her but making sure she gets 3rd in every race
Sweepy is cool bros7176387771763877
>>585820230why does he even host pages there? he doesnt even upload source code.
>>585820174she probably has the best-written career of any base uma but it's funny that even when you steamroll everything (which you should, although sometimes teio beats you in the first race anyway) she's still convinced she's mediocre and all her wins are flukes until the very end
>>585820319to make it look legit
>>585820071worse, u**** rooms
hope none of you flatlined for some 40 extra uma rolls
Lets do last one gwos3715530437155304
>>585820492why? what are you gonna do about it? huh?
>>585820552cry about it
Gweetings
>>585820257please be gentle
>>585820362Yeah it’s awkward, I guess you can read it as deep seeded trauma. It’s similar to mambo’s career where you can win everything but everyone else tunnel visions on bourbon and rice.
>>585820392better*
>>585820653yo
I fucking hate this game, I fucking hate this scenarioMaybe I should just quit
Ty for joining bros!Btw why no one uses Pearl?
warm and tiredhim in the back.
I want to have sex with Winning Ticket.
>>585820853She's a he
>>585820853Nobody has Pearl
>>585820218Along with alones I like this one too https://youtu.be/WGEVZONi2EI>>585820853Thanks for the hostan!
>>585820853I couldnt pull Pearl
>>585820819next scenario will be worse>>585820853thanks for hosting, didn't roll for her
>>585820853I do
>>585820868Urara should join
>>585820218Nobody asked you V
Every time I've seen women on Jewtube look at uma musume designs they always say Neicha looks like she has big bitchy energy
>>585821139because she does
>>585821139It's instinct, they know she's dangerous.
>>585820853There's a room hoster here that uses her actually>>585820936I think most of the OG anime ones are pretty great, hard to find a terrible one>>585821079I'm not v
>>585821206We know it's you though
>>585820819Grandmasters is when the game stops being dogshit and becomes okay
>>585820853Ugly hag, the worst kind of hag
I just thinking to buy her with selector, she should be good with evos
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/tEEx59
>>585821139we're talking about the same Neicha who breaks into her trainer's house at night, after all
>>585821139Because Nature is a shit waifu
>>585821139>Neicha looks like she has big bitchy energyshe does if you're a spiritually ugly feminist but I'm repeating myselforganisms have a sixth sense when they're being vitally threatened. Neicha is dangerous.
>>585820853The only people who pull Pearl are seasonal uma pullers and they don't have the cards to make her good
>>585821315Libel, Slander, no empirical evidence
>>585821139post some examples, I need something to laugh at.
>>585821206REAL shounen anime OPs back then were all so great and hype
Marvey doesn't come out until February. What do I do now?
>>585821327Ugly uma
>>585821139This like that time mayano tried to seduce trainer and nature lied to her then laughe at her face
Is the server being spam with reroll bots or something?Game is fucking slow.
>>585821609Some newer shonen anime get really good OPs from time to time like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcgKUcJKxIsI do agree old shonen was at its best when it came to music, Bleach being perfect at it.
hi!!!!
>>585821902>Bleach being perfect at it.Gigabased
Should I be looping restraint? Seems kinda expensive for a green
>>585822003nah it is a waste of effort
>>585822003unless you have rickey rickey account brickey, no
>>585822003if you play fronts and ends maybe
>>585821327God she's so perfect>>585821902>spoilertfw unironically got addicted to that song because of a fucking Peter Griffin AI cover>Bleach being perfect at itBased. Some like Naruto did have OPs that are miss but I can't find one with bleach. The only other one that I can remember without a bad opening is Reborn
shieeeeeeeeeeetanyway, another million fans for mambo!
>>585821609Some newer shounens have good OPs though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFlDRhvM4L0This is probably the easiest pick out of newer stuff but there's some other good ones too>4 years agogoddamn, already?>>585821902based choice, I think the 1st opening is still my favorite though
I won't fall for Nice Nature propaganda
>>585820291what did it get updated or something
>>585822132>trainer is spending time with that shrine maiden whore again
>>585821294Remember to start jigging now
I got the funny number
What's the point of glazing those shounen OPs when the OP is the only good thing about the show? All it does is create disappointment. There are still good anime with good OPs that exist like TTGL and Steins;Gate.
Its canon nowTribes of umas kidnapped and raped men to continue the uma race.https://fixvx.com/cheesenzo912/status/2114762048580026505?s=46&t=nPwv2LLPIfuBBDdX4wpmYw
>>585822586TTGL is 20 years oldS;G is 15 years old
>>585822586Hacking to the Gate is the only good part of S;G.
Vivlos is a whore
>>585822841And I'm 48 young lady.
yeah, for me.
>>585822691I knew it
>>585823046HI......
post something cute
>>585822557Isn't this just color matching?
>>585823127>brats
what did she actually mean by this
>>585823247
>>585822303>4 years agoWas going to share one of the "recent" shounen I really loved. It was Black Clover and saw the date>6 years agoHoly shit https://youtu.be/mLW35YMzELE This one is more recent and very catchy
>>585821139thats just the natural woman reaction when they see another woman who is objectively better than them in every way
>>585823312Sex..she's asking if you want to have sex. Is that what you wanted to hear?
>>585823271I was really good at Columns on the Sega Mega Drive back in the day
>>585823391>crap nutsZoomer hours are the worst
>>585823247Cute Chopin
I've blown many loads to this uma with many more to cum
>>585822586>good animeYou posted overrated anime, that's different.
>>585823271Color matching is very common in jiggies yes
https://youtu.be/HRL5Cp_mPeo>Creepy NutsI prefer Daten over BBBB
>>585823476It's a nice song!
>>585823527>stallion Faggot
>>585823391I liked yofukashi no uta more from creepy nutsgintama still has the best openings
isn't uma a family friendly kids game? why are they going hard on the romance now
as a birthday present my club let me request sashesI love my club!
>>585823613Is that your new stick?
>>585821139And they would be right, reminder that the original plan for nice nature was for her to be a gold digger looking for a rich boyfriend, that part was thankfully dropped but her design wasn't, so she does have bitchy energy
>>585823598Ningen women always win
>>585823031and who made her that way?
>>585823031She's a good girl that cheers on her titboy sister when she's scared.https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lar1f-yuXXI&pp=ygUPVml2bG9zIGNoZWVyaW5n
>>585823646What happened?
>>585823312she wants (You) to make her run 600m intervals every 90s for an hour.
>>585823646it's a betting addicted salaryman game wdym
>>585823479She's just taking a nap.. right
Me raping Tarumaethoughts?
>>585823667>defending gayshit
>>585823609It's not. The more its played the worse it gets. It's bad kind of catchy
If liking a beautiful girl with huge breasts and a shapely womanly body makes me a faggot then I'm the gayest guy I know.
was this actually the secret sex scenario
>>585823558I never cared for Gurren Lagann but Steins;Gate is a masterpiece and I won't hear any opinion otherwise.
>>585821139>tells an obvious lie>tons of (You)'swell it was a funny lie, at least
>>585823869It is, I see.
>>585823410Even completely covered Taiki has massive rude tits.
>>585823621I like Pride Kakumei from Gintama. Biased because I used to be really into Honeyworks back then. Same with one of the Naruto Shippuden ED Kotoba no Iranai Yakusoku
>>585821139>>585823668never forget
>>585823869This is why literally every new uma is a mare. Because of faggots like you we'll never get Contrail cause muh stallion.
>>585823646To promote the hag
La Grass wonder gris
>>585823947Time travel faggotry will never be good.
>ojisan didn't reply to my advances
>>585823935Yes>>585822691
>>585824004I like honeyworks too and that opening is good also one of the funniest arcs is during that opening
>>585823853Yeah, no worries.
https://youtu.be/xDFDkySUaywZoomers make way for some REAL anime music
>>585823857She's faster and stronger than you.
>>585823646this game is played by 40 years old that just want a reason to keep going and cute horse girls was cygames answer to it
>>585823947I will only accept your opinion if you tell me you liked 0 as much as s;g
This is a cute uma
>>585824020All umas should be mares
>>585824128
>>585823947The characters suck too much for it to be a masterpiece. It's seasonal level.
I like onegai musclehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijCRlmxUleIAlso Hibiki is sexo
>>585823870Kinda the opposite for me. I disliked the song at first, but got into it the more I heard it >>585824153Based fellow Haniwa enjoyer
>>585824261Dorija is very, very pretty
I think I love umamusume
>>585821139She has some cunty little stances so maybe that's what they are basing it off of
>>585824013So she's into chads
they should make these with Umashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg
>>585824285I mean they're literally all female
>>585817402KIZUKANAI (DAISUKI KAYO TE)DEMO KIZUITE (KOE NI SHITAI)SANKAKUKEI (HIKKOMJIAN NA)SONO SOTOGAWA (OTOME GO KORO)MOU HITOTSU MUITERUONE SIDE LOVE ARROW
when a mare and stallion love each other very very mucha babby is born
>>585824248>you liked 0 as muchThis is a bridge too far, 0 was just straight up bad. It's like they forgot how to make a story that isn't meandering nonsense.
>>585824452>fucking an uma that was reincarnated from a male horseGay
>third free 10 pulls>gold to rainbowIt keeps happening
>>585824546McQueen is cheating on Stay Gold?
>start doing brickey careers>have a few passable seiun parents>look up pasa parents onlineTHE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF EL CONDOR PASA PARENTSNOTHING HAS CHANGED SINCE LIKE ORIGINAL UNITY CUPdo I need to start looping this beaner myself?
>>585824601yes
>>585823947Steins;gate is nice along with its plot twist, but I don't think it's masterpiece tier
>>585824565
>>585824576wrong uma
...
>>585821561>>585823975One YouTube search and found one. I hate this person and his community though from what I r seen online https://youtu.be/9wxI8szgyLI&t=1406
borrows are going to die soonnobody needs club points anymore
>>585824565many anons seem to be spooked by fine motionthis is why mares are dangerous
that bitch ardan appeared again on me free 10 pull todayshe's been collecting dust ever since i got her months ago loool
>>585824806>he doesnt know
>>585824638I'm not him but I agree it's a masterpiece
>>585824565Cute finemoaner
>>585824565haha you will fall for the finemo too
>>585824349basedI like Ayaka more though
>>585824106I liked Rezero a lot more. It helps when it's fantasy instead of sci fi and the story doesn't have to come up with retarded explanations for why time travel is happening a certain way.
>>585824546That's what ojiisans are for
Steins;Gate is great but it's hard carried by literally the most popular waifu of all time.
>>585824764>foid vtuber>cuckshit artist
>>585824601Always build the less popular parent yourself dummy
>>585824935no, ojiisans exist to be milked by curren
>>585824349https://youtu.be/yQzamV7u8rMI like this video more
>>585824806>nobody needs club points anymorelmao
was it really necessary, on satono diamond's new years alt, to emphasize the fact that her chest is so big anD well proportioned that it totally obscures the top of her waistband sash when looking at her from the front?
>>585824979You say this as if it was established fact yet apparently no player in this entire community is doing it
I'm not very good at the game but I sure do rake in a lot of fans.
>>585825015Some ojiisans prefer to impregnate other umas
>>585824945>cuckshit
>>585825074Yes
>>585825143>insecure faggot
>>585823901nah, don't bother explaining yourself to b8ting faggots, just say>stallions make the best maresand move on. Hokko Tarumae was one of the first umas whose propaganda I fell for.
>>585824962Kurisu was the only character I gave a shit about in the story.
>>585825074>was it necessary to emphasize Dia's sexinessalways
she is just 17 years old you sick fuck
>>585825196>Forever Fraud
Literally all a man wants
>>585825017not him but why do you even have this video.
>>585825219Why she raped me then?
>>585825262and a McRib
>>585825262I want a burger right now
>>585825196excuse me for not wanting to see umas being cheating whores
>>585825262This but with Taiki Shuttle
>>585825262lol wrong
>>585825017Hadn't seen that particular version but that guy is great
>>585825262>aislop>shit yandere
>>585825198
>>585825262mmm... burger...
>>585825262This but with Wonder Acute
>>585825262>something no man has anynore
>>585824945Damn. didn't know shakur had allat in her
>>585825262This but with Super Creek
>>585823947it's really fantastic. Meandering, extremely enjoyable SoL for the first arc, but if you look closely, there's hints that Miss Clavel turned on the light. And then Mayumi gets killed and it's the most insane, careening, heartfelt time travel thriller romance ever. God it's so good. Tachyon would love it, you know
>>585825526>3dpd>american 3dpdyeah, hard pass
>>585825526genuinely surprised it's not lower
>>585825262shit in love would be a terrible mothersorry not sorry
>>585825262This triggers the tranny
cm21 status?
I wish Daiwa would violently rape me haha
where are the older men?
>>585825649Shit taste
>>585825262for some reason women doesn't want this anymore
QRD on the granny miko?
>>585825273Because I love it and those kind of videos naturally comes to my recommendation>>585825402I remember seeing more videos of him before but sadly lost them
>>585825729>DaiwaShe's ugly with Bipolar Disorder
>>585825775It's more fun to be a slut and spend all your money on yourself
>>585825567IMO the setup kinda dragged on but I played the VN and haven't watched the anime
So what did (You) learn?
Joining the mile high club with Silly Symboli.
>>585825262Which umas would have violent postpartum depression and kill their baby while torena is at work?
>>585825526I feel like one of these just might have a significantly lower rate than the other. who knows. Maybe I'm biased.
>>585825729minekraft doesnt have allat
>>585826010my wife on the right
>>585825872Female Shinzo Abe
>>585825954>flatline pulls so far gave me 2 kita whites, 1 dia white, nishino and ny uraraAlways pull for umas
>>585825872She loves shipping umas and humans
>>585826070>>585826096what about me x her
>>585821139ningen women better stay away
>>585825954every time i stray away from 3 speed 2 wit slop i end up with shit umas this scenario is truly braindead. Oh well on the flip side ace runs do not take more than 3 attempts
>>585826010She's going to kill her daughter
>>585825954>Free pulls didn't give me shitThis game hates me
>>585826096I'd love to ship myself with her haha
>>585826208>>585826237She rejects you herself in her story
>>585825465I still remember the exact image that did it, but I can't post it here because reasons
>>585825872I want to fuck her brains out and I'm mad there isn't porn of her yet.
Visit tomilkomai!
>>585825872She prefers to watch
>>585826275she doesn't want to cuck your trainee
>>585825262I don't want this, though.
>>585826208for the sake of your trainee, she rejects you.Focus on your trainee, she's cuter, younger and wants you so bad, stop looking at those big saggy tiddied hags.
>>585825872she is probably a goddess in disguise
I kinda wanted Satono but 2nd Pitasan is fine I guess
>>585826275So she's a wall?Need a chibi of her like this mcqueen in the cuck throne
you guys are assholes...
>>585826208She dumped you
>>585826436BUT MY TRAINEE IS FALCO AND SHE ALREADY REJECTED ME
>>585826465No, I will give her a child and no one will stop it.
is safe to do it? or in the futur I will need a few shards?
>>585826436>>585826465But my trainee already rejected me.I think...
samba, mainichi sambauma uma samba samba sambauma samba
>>585826465>child
>>585826586So she's a wall?A voyeur?That's kinda hot ngl
impregnate the godness hag
I can't believe that the poor human males were captured by umamusume in ancient times.
>>585826465das rite!
>>585826849>>585826830She wants pussy
>>585826586>>585826849I'll rape the shit out of her on the side. My wife will understand and approve
>>585826749FOR ME ITS SAMBA VIVA SAMBA MATSUKEN SAMBA OLEEEEEEEEEE
>>585826465this
you guys are such flipflopping manwhores. first it's aoi and riko, then it's light hello, then the cripple, then the onsen hag, and now the shrine maiden hag.
>>585826892My Great-Great-Great-Great Grandpa had this happen to him but they kicked the family out after 3 generations of only men.
me and...and...ugh.....
>>585825872she wants human females to go extinct
Is Azuma the second Key heroine of Umamusume?
>>585827026take away the ningen and you'd be right
I snacked and got nothingLord forgive me
>>585826989we are having a threesome, you can watch anon
>>585826892Yeah, look at these poor ancient skeletons, their deaths must have been gruesome
>>585827026Just like uma of the week, there'll be NPC of a scenario
>>585827026>the crippleFuck you, Sugar Lights is incredibly moe and mogs all the other NPC and a handful of the playable Uma.
>>585826609sorry anon, you're a designated ningen women fucker now
I wish I had an air groove wife... Maybe then I wouldn't be such a fuck up
>>585826651keep them, clovers are useless
>>585827026I'm a trainer by hobby and a taster by tradeMy job is to taste all the mankos
>>585826651please answer this
>>585827243You'd still be a fuck up but you'd be her fuck up
>>585826892the worst part is that they were assaulted in the very same place, in front of their wives, who couldn't do anything about it
>>585827026>you guysnot me, no one is prying me away from my trainee
>>585827026and?
My trainee said it`s okay if you join us Azuma
I've been clanking for 2 days... using the wrong borrow...At least nothing good has come out of it so the correct borrow will get better odds...>>585827328>>585826651yes, it's safe
>>585827368Digitantore...
>>585827026bitch I fuck a new trainee every couple of weeks, just like cygames wanted
>>585827338>umamusume get all the strong genes, while the human wives get the sloppy, flappy secondsFellow trainers, I believe it's time we strike backRAPE ALL UMAS
Still in Love has the hunter spirit of an ancient umamusume, that's why she needs trainer cock.
>>585827026I only want Ryoka
>>585821139its the nature of woman's, they can smell the danger and sabotage the winner
>>585827368Helios would say this
how are the umaxuma people feeling about the acient uma saying that umaxtorena is blessed by the goddesses and the natural way of life and how things should be
>>585827517>umamusume get all the strong genes, while the human wives get the sloppy, flappy secondsI'm safe...
rotting
>>585827631and then she wouldn't participate
>>585827474Athletic silly!
Canon?
>>585827026For me, it's the vibecoder cripple.Aoi is objectively the cutest out of all of these but this dickhead does things to my heart.
>>585827474silly, I'm afraid
>>585827331:,)
>>585827517as if we could...
>>585827675I saw some people coping about it on twitter by thinking there's Futa Uma running around.
>>585827705>not fuck
eughh
>>585827710you can clearly see the moment her ancestors' genes kick in
>>585827675They're still processing on how to mental gymnastic around it
>>585827675I'm a yurifag but not a mentally ill one so I understand the natural order of things, it doesn't bother me at all.
trainer sounds pretty in-love
Does anyone have that Sirius Greentext of her getting clingy after getting fucked up in Europe?
>>585827710Yeshttps://litter.catbox.moe/fschal.jpg
Guess I'm taking her then since she's that forgotten by the rest.
>>585828063me on top.
>>585827675Why would they have to care? You can headcanon whatever you want
>>585827675I thought I'd see more nips getting angry about it, but apparently most of them are talking about the same thing as this thread, how umas acted like Amazons and kidnapped men to reproduce
>>585827675Everyone wins, umas exciting before and completely away from humans gives you>le rape to breed >uma x uma magic spawns Uma's>futa degenerates fantasizing Even the spe has two moms people are happy, cyge left it unclear on purpose and it works, I've seen literally all three, a girl happy she can be bred by futa Orfevre, some guts fantasizing about amazonian uma rape and a digitan shipper going crazy
why do you guys want to make me fuck a cripple?I mean she's cute... but...
no friend card
>>585828151>fuck a cripple?Nothing wrong about that, it's not down syndrome and she's not dead either.
>>585828151Because she's voiced by Yui Ishikawa.
there are MEN in this thread that won't fuck a cripple
>>585827675I'm sure there's some people having a meltdown about it but you know. Most don't care. Why would they?
>>585828151the wheelchair stays on
>>585828108
>>585828151but what?
>>585827675They still rape human women tho.
>>585828063Holy shit
>>585828151The masculine fantasy of making a paraplegic cum so hard she feels her legs
>>5858283503D just isn't good, sorry.
>>585828151don't call teio that
>there now exists in umaverse the patron goddess of uma x tore
>>585828350Fuck off
>>585825724I'm more ready than ever!
>>585828509
>>585827675>spoilerwait WHAT?!what the fuck is going on in the new JP scenario?
shiraoki....fraud & forgotten....
>>585828327too bad I have no one to do it with!!
>>585828509Ugly hag
>>585828650Shiraoki...
would you like Spe if she looked like this instead???
>>585827675I mean it was always a natural thing.We've seen umaxhuman couples in background, and somehow the uma should come out from someone.Also we have Mr:CB parents which are umaxtorena...There were many hints about this in the game, you cannot even hide how some of the trainees are for you.
>>585828151a cripple is fine, too
>>585825930>men havent accept that they've become so revolting that women would rather slut out and die drowning in cats than interact with them
>>585820625I suddenly find Pandora sexy
>>585828762>i want spe to have none of her charmnyo
>play the game>roll umas>get umas>want to play game more>roll umas>get nothing>want to play lessHow do we solve this gacha problem?
Sad deleted collage by *
What is the big difference between kitawhite and spechud uniques? They are 1:1 in effect, is kitawhite just THAT easier to activate?
>>585828854needs correction
>>585828762i already like spethe uma who needs that cut is ryan
>>585828854I HAVE to fuck that
>>585828863stop posting these currens
>>585828863I wonder if he's banned on sight now because he fucked up that thread
>>585828762but i already like her, her puffy cheeks are adorable
>>585828854Her eyes are so beautiful.
>>585828863???
>>585828968I like when she does the bouncing up and down animation you know the oneand no that isn't a double entendre thing you fuck
Rickey would steal kids from human settlements in ancient times
>>585828863Was there another?
7 and I'll fap to Shiraoki-sama 4 and I'll fap to Azuma-sama
>>585828854Still ugly
>>585828863I thought that was u****
>>585829080i know what you mean, but spe bouncing in it is now a mental image i have conjured because of your post
>>585829189I don't deserve such kindness from Ruby...
>>585829218and eat thembecause she's a monster, a yokai, a spiritwake up shepple she's not an uma
>>585829254mayano...................
>>585829260Nyo U is still alive
>>585829189Im looking forward to the increase of rubytore posting when she drops.
>>585828854So shes the god of all umas?
>>585829254yea we know, but that's not Still
>>585829359no
>>585828887I would umapyoi her and her robot
>>585828762I would prefer if she turned like this
>>585829260only * gets wiped on sight
Imagine how horny Mayano's ancestors were if she is that thirsty as a modern umamusume.
>>5858293302mama got banned for larping about some fake bf
>>585829359No, just a hag obsessed with promoting uma x trainer propaganda
Oh, there was another nukehttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/tnum/585792675/deleted/deleted/https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/tnum/585816875/deleted/deleted/Bro is still heartbroken
>>585829330I mean I wouldn't expect him to leave given his track record but that looks like a mama nuke
>got Kita with 20 singles when the banner came out>Dia came from free rollswowie zowie time to wait for GM, Ramonu
they should both get wiped on sightskinwalkers too
>>585829445She sounds based as fuck wtfGonna be interesting to see how the translators handle that
>>585829445based hag
>>585829509look >>585829485It's V like I fucking said, he even made that collage to make fun of Umama because he's seething we make fun of his deletes
>>585829080>>585829264
>>585829545It'll be removed and censored.>>585829558Neck yourself.
>>585829605I'm not that terminally online dude calm down
all versions of Spe are cute
>>585829347Same. I love Rubytore and will rubytore post more when she drops
>>585829485>he literally samefagged all the postsand anons say there's multiple people
>>585829657Imagine being this buttburt about umaxtoreina
>>585829718holy sexo
My love for Doto have grown even further.
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/tEEx59>https://jiggie.fun/tEEx59https://jiggie.fun/tEEx59>https://jiggie.fun/tEEx59https://jiggie.fun/tEEx59
>>585825770cute mare and her tanned japanese trainer
>>585829730We're literally him
>>585829786>forgetting the discord
>>585829330>nyo u
I want to suck on Special Week's penis
speshit HATE
>>585829485@umagrok decode this
>>585829657seething foid alarm seething foid alarmningen women are useless, deal with it
>>585829718best version
>>585829485
>>585829626love this cute goober
>>585829718>boyumaNyo
consider yeppers
>>585829626Spe-chan LOVE
>>585829992yeppers?
Marrying my trainee and having multiple children with her the way Azuma-sama suggested.
>>585829992i'm yepping as hard as i can
>I own everyone Ive wanted to pull forwho the FUCK do I use my ani ticket on then?
>>585829886buhbluh
>>585829359
>>585830118save your $20
>>585830129
>>585829969of course it was him lol how does this retard manage to get banned every day, does he infest some other general too?
>>585830118dont buy it then
>>585830118you aren't forced to buy it you know...
Bed breaking sex with Mejiro Dober
>>585830294
WHOREber
2 worst things that could happen in the uma world are1.- being a uma and being assigned a female trainer, literally worse than dead2.- being a uma x trainer couple and only having sons, literally worse than not having kids in the first place
>>585830370>wanting a daughter*hits pipe*
>>585830248Waiting for him to get banned from uma too since he has been botting a bit recently
shrine maidens are supposed to be young and sexy, not old hags
Should I just save my club points? I don't think I need any of these story cards. Even maxing Brian I think was a mistake since I've never used her for cm20 or 21, and I'm not using her for cm22 either.
>>585830118get a parent for your main/secondary styleor save your money for the next selector
>>585830432uma daughters are pure
>>585830370I'm still waiting for the continuation of that comic where the mom treats her son like garbage while trying to adopt another uma as her daughter
Used goods like me wouldn't even sell at a clearance sale!
>>585830370you just need to impregnate your wife until you get a daughter
>>585830532What?
>>585829969one post in this collage links to >>585813978 i found it in the archive and it linked to >>585813771 which is a collagethe first post in the collage is >>585750020i made that postthis is stolen valor
>>585830506yea i bet that's what your trainee's dad thinks
>>585829330U got nuked and can't get it up
>cross-threadYep, it's a schizo
Stego cute.
>>585830497those cards are only for if you have absolutely fucking nothing. after pulling ramonu wit even newbros should have enough cards to not need club point cards
>Trainer starts spending time with Azuma>notices that she has a habit of keeping a daily diary>forms the same habit while spending more time with her>Azuma realizes she's been spending too much time with and has gotten too close to the Trainer>she must remain focused on the big picture rather than the individual when it comes to blessing uma x tore>she resolves that she must put an end to this "dream-like time" with the Trainer>Trainer finishes his third year with his trainee>Somehow, the memories of his time with Azuma have slipped out of his head>but he discovers a horsehoe adorned with familiar name>this leads to Trainer searching his room and finding the diary that he started keeping when he began spending time with Azuma>He reads through the pages and recalls all of his time with Azuma>"Her gentle voice, her loving eyes, the expression on her face when she smiled at me—every time I call her name, it flashes through my mind. It comes back to life."
>i know 100% this banned user is a specific anonymous user instead of the plethora of other users who could be impersonating him>trust me I know i'm not insane he's insaneReminder that anti-schizos are worse than the original schizos.Wouldn't be surprising if it was all skinwalkers pretending to be them, and lashing when someone else pretends believing it's the real thing
>>585830497yeah, those cares are quite badyou will get more cards once ramonu drops anyway
>>585830602Retard can't even make collages correctly
>>585830784retard
>>585830784kys V
>>585830784
>>585830805I told you to stop posting these currens
You ARE good enough at GL that you can get 5 songs constantly in junior year by this point right?
>>585830590this one https://x.com/HEIWA_RENE/status/2061426729068241059/photo/1
>>585830754If you want a uma hag, Light Hello exist, nigga
>>585830923I'm going to shag a goddess.
>>585830906gwo you're supposed to do 3 for the highroll strat...
who has the JP tweet that's like "every nice nature fan thinks they understand her bewitching charm in a way that no one else does"
>>585830720>Gold Clan's ancestors hunt and rape men in groups
drama?
>>585830906I thought you were supposed to only get 3 songs (ie buy 2 songs) in order to save up points to buy the better songs in classic year
>>585830784not even actual schizos want to impersonate V
>>585831058Wolves hunt in packs, Arisen.
umambo
>>585830784>skinwalkersOnly trannies use that word
why didn't they make the horny miko Shiraoki instead of this random hag, Fuku has visions of you inseminating her after all
>>585830784ok V
>>585831098is the dlc for 2 any good?
>>585830906if by constantly you mean that if I don't get 5 songs total in junior with 15% + 10 specialty + 1lvl chain I reset the run, yeah
>>585831082Wasn't it 4 total minimum on first year to get an early cheap buff and the rest of the run?
>>585830959She's not a goddess and she'll never fuck a trainer.
>>585830957>facebook screenshotstop being brown
>>585830497yeah. Brian was pretty severely powercrept by Ardan recently. And in two months, maybe a bit less, you can dump on Ramonu and you'll probably have enough SRs to cope until Pasa arrives in May '27. Welfare McQueen/Rice/Tickezo are not worth getting now, and were barely worth getting a year ago.
>>585830957>tsung>pung lung
>>585830995The only JP tweet I care about is the luna ftore cuck queen one.
>>585831164I actually don't know, skipped 2 entirely while waiting for them to fix that shit and haven't gotten around to it now that they did.
>>585831195>Wasn't it 4 total minimum on first year to get an early cheap buff wait what
>>585830995
the worst posters here are the 'luna' onesimagine being too insecure to call her RUDOLFbitchasses
>>585831132>ShiraokiShe's shit
>>585831340someone dig that one Teiopost
>>585831340leave troona alone
>>585831340nah it's a cute nickname
>>585831132shiraoki isnt real and fuku needs meds asap
got chips that were on sale for 99 centsself checkout rang them up for 2.89and i was too pathetic to do anything about itwhich uma is for me?
>>585831196don't care, I'm going to make her pregnant
>>585831459Rulership
>>585831303Based, black umas shouldn't exist
>>585831082>>585830967Why would you want more RNG when you can still control the RNG (slightly) by pruning out songs from the pool
>>585831531Kris S...
>>585831459Rice Shower
>>585831340No one cares if you call Bourbon Bobo or Matikanefukukitaru Fuku. What's the difference?
>>585831340#dontcare #seethe #havingsexwithtroona
>>585831303DJ SWEEPY is based???
>>585831459ruby
>>585831340Not as bad as calling Tannhauser a bird name
>>585831459I want to punch youyou better be a gay little bottom
It's 6 7 days until new year
>>585831521Her womb is a desert already, it's too late.
>>585831340It's literally what people call her in universe, retard.
>>585831584doesn't symboli rudolf have an event where she reminisces about being called luna in the past but now she's moved on or somethingso calling her luna is in direct contradiction to her character and who she wants to beor am I misremembering?
>>585831340Imagine larping as a Gentildonna enjoyer when you're just a furry in disguise
>>585831558No one likes the tranny
>>585830906that's a stupid strategy>get 2 songs junior year>get 3 each in Classic Year>make sure you get the sp+ songs asap>dump all your fucking song points before Senior Summer to reach +45% TE and +25 speprio>pray for highrolling for six months of turnsthat's how you highroll GL. Works maybe one career out of 7 or 10, but boy when it hits it fucking hits.
>>585831459Sirius SymboliDream Journey RubyCreekAir Groove
>>585831750proof?>>585831764you can be both
>>585831691I will seed a barren earth
>>585831257Post it
>>585831340troonafags seething with this one
How do you play it out with songs in GL? Do you buy as many as you can in junior year or get up to 3-4 and stop? What about the other halves? Which songs do you prioritize?
orenji
>>585829851What the fuck are you talking about
>>585831864>>>/trash/
>>585831651>you better take dicks up your ass if you are gonna be awkaward in publicbro what
teiobros ovr repvtation....
>>585831943Cute legs, FRIEND
>>585831459Air groove. She would've went right back to the cashier and gotten you those 99¢ chips
>>585832014no MAN should ever fold like that
>>585831879Nyo
>search chrono for a legacy>find what I want>it's someone from /uma/
>>585832048Funny because I love her too
posting twitter screenshots should be a bannable offense, why are you bringing that garbage here?
>>585831759She might. I haven't read her events in like 7 months so can't say for sure. Wasn't a big part of her story either way
>>585831945>>585831850if possible, get +15 TE by Classic Summer. Get the +SP songs asap, they're critical to a good highroll. Save everything else and wait until Senior Summer to get a fuckton of songs.Then buy as many songs as possible (you need 16+ by the time Senior Queen Elizabeth Cup arrives. BEFORE you do anything on that turn (Early November), buy all the songs you can. If you don't have 16+, you can't get the scenario link songs, and that can be a big blow.
>>585832048Same
>>585832180kill yourself
Which uma would DM you "you here?" and not say the reason she's messaging for?
>>585831918this person consistently makes amazing art on the regular and I still think this is my favourite post she's made.
>>585832394something's wrong nonny?
>>585832402Biwa
Reminder that uma dont want to be with trainers they want other uma
>>585832432Ew, she's ugly
>Didn't plan on getting xOgu>Throw a cheeky tenner and get her instantly>Didn't plan on getting BLACKed>Get her on my third free tennerHuh... so that's where all my card luck is going to
>>585832494Matikanefukukitaru's forehead is NOT that big
MY ADBLOCKER JUST BROKE ON TWITTER AHHHI HADNT SEEN ADS IN SO LONG MY EYES IT BURNS
>>585831340I do not like this creature
>>585832092unrelated but i love this dober image
>>585832457what's with the faggot in the corner?
>>585832487>Granfags are ERPers
I need Dobers PoV of this
>>585832653I am litera-yeah this artist is good
>>585831340>one of the fuso posters is a complete retardalrighty then
>>585832653she's so pretty and hot and sexy
Samba samba
>>585832718>tranny hag dancing Cringe
As a trainer, you must care for your trainee like she's your daughter, and fuck her like she's your wife
>>585832716>pluraluntil further notice I'm the only Gran poster
Odds drink moreEven eep
>>585832887I will fuck the goddess of uma x tore.
>>585832494
Permission to doxx a clubbie?
>>585832718I love '94
>>585832742Hot and cute bue
>>585832718I can't hear >>585832983dozo dozo mambrozo
>>585832887Nyo
>>585832983Just do it
>>585832887What if I want to fuck her like she's my daughter?
>>585832961SAY NO MORE
>>585832983keb died to end doxxpostingdont let his sacrifice be in vain
>>585833061Getting Over It With Machikanefukukitaru...
>>585833038>>585833121Thank you>>585832983Stop requesting sashes you retarded dirtnigger, you've been doing it the entire month, i hope Danchou kicks you next week
I made a shitposter tier list and gave up half way in, this is purely for entertainment think of something witty before having a melty over it
>>585833218UH OH DRAMA CURRENSISSIES HERE IT IS MILK IT
>>585833218bro is having a melty over a super common G1 sash
Doesn't everyone have infinite sashes now after autos were added
>>585833218beats p*nk shoes
>>585833191Maybe Feng Shui IS fake and gay...
>>585833218>most common sash everYeah youre a faggot
>fat>ugly>BPD
>>585833435Who knows...
>>585833402punk shoes?
>>585833548I run the futanari steaks now
Guys got any funny horse pics?
>>585833218lmao you're a fucking dipshit and a faggot
>>585832887many are saying this
>>585833435don't be mean tarumae
>>585833218>/vm/a clubwrong thread bwo
>>585833596Is there any particular reason for her to be posing like a fighting game's character idle animation?
>>585832961>>585833141wtf I just got a beer too
>>585833397You would think so but I had to spend a bunch of medals to get these because the Uma I fan farm with has a required race on the same turn so I could literally never get it. What's worse is a bunch of Uma needed these sashes as well. Even now my Mcqueen still needs it for 7 which is why I got these in the first place, and I grabbed a little extra just in case I roll an Uma that needs it. Meanwhile I have like 9k+ Takarazuka sashes, 10k+ Japan cup sashes...
4 and I die in my sleep tonight
>>585833909let me reroll that for u
>>585833909Digitan needs correction
>>585834028stop posting this artwork in particular I'm sad I have no boy to do this with
>>585834028>she's fucking an ugly bastard
>>585834107yeah, me
>>585834059
>>585833870KANPAI BWOATSUKUNARE MY FREN
>>585833812Pondering the orb.
>>585834156kanpai ore no nakama
>>585834107you think so?
my average life happiness would only be improved if i died in my sleep tonight
>>585834337dude is not fat enough
>>585834337
>>585833254>didn't make the listbut i was trying so hard...
>>585834337>gay sex
>>585834271KANPAIgetting my body ready for my yearly r/a/dio with anons
>>585834337DAMN this is what awaits me in Tomakomai?
>>585833254Where is ***** in this?
>>585833254omg...
>>585833218I recognize that gay dude's name
>>585834423avatarfag harder bwo im sure you will make the team
>>585834394Ugly boy
>>585833254Mayabros we are in!
>>585834509You are not that still poster retard
Is Tarumae meta in any of the dirt tracks?
>>585834631Cute girl*
>>585834713>>585834713>>585834713
>>585834696Cm22
>>585833254>numberfag
>>585834490he is 5 times in there at least
>>585834696she is good when nishino ult is goodbut thats literally just this dirt cm and she wont be meta again till her alt.
>>585834804Xe needs own tier
>>585833254I never shitpost
>>585833254V made this btw
>>585832160don't forget to give them a handy on reset
>>585835194no shit
