Boolivia Edition>NewsScream Fortress is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=285134Bug fixes: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=285564>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)Party /v/an: tf2.madhammer.club>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>585536595
>>585848141this is the thread
>>585848141cutie
better.
>>585848141boo!
>>585848141this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
3 NIGASON CART
>>585848141that hat seems a little weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
any chance that MVM will drop with smissmass?
>>585849095It's how Zeph's gibus is, they threw a fire texture on it
>>585849389your guess is as good as mine, they said it was supposed to come out last year before halloween. I suspect HLX and Deadlock stole the devs and who knows when it's gonna happenthose little shupos are the result of all my baby making sex with shupos btw
>>585848141WOAH!! Another fanart thread of the little kid from the tf2 comics! Sister, you've outdone it, Team Fortress 2 is saved thanks to your unwaivering dedication to this thread. Don't forget your steam group next time though: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
>>585849394The legs
spamming/flooding
>>585851556Based
>join server>am put on offense>we have 1-2 engies already>neither one has a teleporter up>every time they put one up it gets destroyed cause these retards keep trying to be insanely aggressive with teleporter placements>we lose cause we never have a TP longer than 30 seconds>also no Dispensers near the front for anyone either>if I go Engie I know for a fact these retards won't switch and now we got 2-3 engineers on offense>mfw pub-tards have no fucking clue how to play Engie on offense
>>585851556As opposed to....? The other thread was an off-topic OP you disgusting faggot.
EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>585851994He's a sniveling faggot with a hateboner for an on topic character, he literally doesn't care if the other thread was actually porn because Olivia sends him into a boiling rage
Tired of the bot
>>585851858>enemy team has spies, no matter the number>my team is deaf, blind and straight up disabled to the point they will watch a spy stab a teammate and proceed to butterknife them in the face before running away and not shoot once>but if I ever play Spy-- even if nobody else has gone Spy all game-- the enemy team is hyper alert, respond to the slightest cues and I can't get anything done>this happens in 100% of games I try to play Spy and in every game I play against Spies at all
Did Zesty win yet?
>>585852873make sure to do the needful
>>585851858you should've gone engi to set an example to followoffense respawns faster than defense, so getting a good teleporter up means you can win purely through attrition
Kill spooky scary pyros. Deny undead zombie pyros their gargoyles. Blow furry werewolf pyros up with pumkin bombs. Steal crumpkins from vampire pyros. Behead robot pyros with the horseless headless horsemann's headtaker. Roundhouse kick a bird pyro onto the controlpoint. Slamdunk a skeleton ghastlierest gibus pyro into the death pit. Crucify filthy pirate pyro mains. Defecate into an ogre pyros haunted hoard case. Launch clown pyros into a trainsawlazer. Stiryfry monster pyros in a wok. Toss frankenstein pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a witch pyros gasstank. Judo throw bat pyros into a woodchipper. Twist nurse pyros heads off. Report mummy pyros to Valve. Karate scarecrow pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant fairy pyros. Trap devil pyros in the underworld. Dump bat pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify dracula pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pumpkin pyros. Dissect cowboy pyros. Exterminate haunted doll pyros in MGE using spells. Stomp on possed nun pyros skull with the mantreads. Make cursed pyros check'em. Cremate hippie pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize angel pyros. Mandatory trade bans for joker pyros. Crush superhero pyros into a paste. Drown greaser pyros in jarate. Vapourize killer clown pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp ghostly sailor pyros. Kick a monkey pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark vampire hunter pyros from case drops. Feed demon pyros to undead alligators. Slice mad hatter pyros open with the horseless headless horsemann's headtaker
>>585627907hnghhh>>585664797>>585674328>>585675496>>585676419ghggf i love team fortress 2 so much
>>585848141Yup, thıs is the thread. Better than that way too obvious gooner shit.
>>585854407>implying the monkeys in these pubs are even aware of their own teammates
>>585857874better to try and fail than resign yourself to losing
>>5858520691
>>585851556>>585851717true, why is she spamming her shitty ms paint art here? this is not a draw thread, it's team fortress 2 general.
I just started playing again after 10 years. are casual queue servers always this empty?
>>585861841it's scream fortress, most people are on to do contracks...
>>585861841same, but for me it's less that they're empty and more everyone just leaves when it's a stomp
>other thread still upHuh I guess I doubted the mods. They were going to be based today
who makes best bf for a pyro gf
>>585865093probably haven't noticed or don't care>>585865320engi
>>585865320>>585866002True
>>585866047>short>bald>nerdhow did he do it
>>585866889Sometimes it takes the short bald nerd to accept the crazy lady also he's not actually bald he just shaves it
>>585866889>good with his hands>has hobbies>11 PhDsall it takes
>>585865320heavy :3she likes that im taller and snuggle struggle her
>>585866889he strikes me as having a shorter but girthy hog, like a coke can
>>585865320buff shirtless male pyro
>>585867095>solid norwood 4>bro i'm not actually bald i just shave ityeah bro
>>585867369No he's hung like a horse, everything's bigger in Texas son
>>585865320
I called the faggot posting his AI slop because he can't stand the idea of people being happy
>>585867510balDING is not the same as bald
avatar/signature use
>>585867779It's TF2 related so it doesn't break any rules.
I will be fempyro one day
nothing about your slop is TF2 related it doesn't even look like the characters
>>585867736that's clearly a strong norwood 4-5, which is usually the tipping point for balding men that shave it all
>>585868089don't acknowledge, just do the needful, and ask any friends to help
ericeric i need you to fix the flamethrower bugseric please
>>585868613working as intended :)
fempyro airblasting engi into the air so he can give her a gravity-assisted piledriver
fmk>robin walker>gabe newell>eric smith
>>585869749all of them into the meat grinder until we get someone who'd rather work on the game rather than be turned into hamburger meat
>>585867626trvke, engineer cucks in this thread mad af too
>>585869896
>BROOOOOOOOO THIS IS THE MOST OVERPOWERED REVOLVER IN THE ENTIRE GAME BRO IT'S SO FREAKIN OVERPOWERED BRAH>usage rate is less than 1%
>nucleus>miss the track of a Spy>w+m1 in an empty corridor with no trace of him>go in a circle>noticing ammo boxes missing with no enemy or teammate around>have the dumb idea to abuse fire particles' ricochet>instead of wasting fuel in hopes of bumping him I turn my attention to geometry of obstacles>fire at low end of walls, close to ground>check triple stairways>burn ground as I run by in case he's right behind, like that one Youtube vid>nothing>expose some wooden boxes to fire>hear spy yelling "fire,fire-- fire!" from behind me.How the fuck fire particles work?
bait but why do you think that is
god i love spaghetti tf2
>>usage rate is less than 1%Source?
>>585870681ricocheting fire particles would be such a fun mechanic if it was actually useful for anything besides stunting on people
>>585870523source?
storm frons
>>585870842>>585871560his ass
>be shit at Amby headshots>use Dback against fresh install Engi players>WOEAH BRO IT IS TOTALLY OVERPOWERED BRO>"but Amby headshots don't rely on newbies or unprotected nests and have unli-">NUH-UH BRO AMBY GOT NERF, WAS UNJUSTIFIED SO IT'S NOT OVERPOWERED NOW>shoots twice to kill one guy, one extra crit gets wasted>usually misses the second crit shot because can not wait spread recovery>can not sap and shoot after sapping a teleporter because it'd waste the crit shotWhy can't you just learn to aim, anon?
that post is so schizophrenic I can't tell what strawman he's trying to bait with
I get a boner when I look at the olivia ambassador engravings
i'm giving up
>>585874414you're welcome
>>585873836unless you're shooting buildings you shouldn't have worries like "oh no that player has 23 hp i'm wasting my crit"
>>585874821Don't call me welcome.Call me xX_Oliviafan1488_Xx.
>>585874764;3
fixed
is it weird that i agree with that image
>>585875261congrats, you sucked all the fun out of it
>>585875561>shartjaks>fungo back
>>585875376being an imbecile isn't that weird nowadays
>>585875261should add jarate and mad milk for "gives scout and sniper pyro-abilities"also add the short circuit for "gives engineer pyro-abilities"
>>585876108what the heck
No MvM updeeto?!?
>>585876802Pedocoded image.
one sniper is bad enough, we don't need it spreading to the other classes
>>585877302Sniper is the best class in the game.
>>585877363sniper is the most doodoo poop to come out of a butt
>>585877419Nu-uh
>>585877363i think he's too good at what he does so he's unfun to play against
>>585877471yeah huh
>>585876802no dorito>>585877302agreed, which is why medic crossbow should be nerfed and spy's ambassador should be buffed, so we have a better counter to sniper and less snipers
>>585875261All of those have their own downsides embed in the weapon except Amby.>sandwich and conchThose are not shotgun or gunboats. Heavy can not flinch Sniper, and Soldier will have limited mobility.None of them can replace a Medic even if you put a dispenser in the equation.>HomewreckerAll you need to do is swapping to RTR from stock Sapper when you see one.>Huntsman, GunslingerWeak against very tanky targets but can stuff ubers with taunts.>EyelanderBasically need shield to function which replaces SBL. Still weak against hitscan.>Widow, Direct Shit, MachinaPunishing low accuracy are their mutual quirk.>AmbyNo relative downside compared to a stock revolver, if anything it's an upgrade. Also Enforcer got a huge nerf after being so good.Even Xbow med need to stand tall against Sniper while a Spy can be so elusive when abusing decloak and headshots.
putting on runescape music and fragging in payload maps
>>585875261truke
>585878445you already got btfo on all these points in a past thread + ur brown lol
>>585878445>Machina>Punishing low accuracy are their mutual quirkin what way does the machina punish low accuracy? it is the optimal sniper primary for bodyshots (the low accuracy option)
>>585881320Idk if you've been to these threads very long, but that anon is the resident armchair-gamer theorycrafter who doesn't actually play the game. He kind of just rattles off weapon stats and presents his (almost always completely wild) opinions as fact.
>>585881320Yeah, anything that goes for Machina can go for any Sniper rifle that bothered me too. It pierces on full charge but I guess it's not relevant.>>585880986Refresh my memory anon. It started to get funny.
machina is the cow mangler of sniper
>charge up Machina>some F2P Heavy peeks with a Medic up his butt>shoots at you>headshot him>collateral damage shot to both him and Medic killing both>wave at the killcam>charge Cow Mangler from a corner>peek>get headshot by a Sniper>burn 3 people, they all run to dispenser and healthkits to undo your damage>you die at the next volley because you have to fucking reload????
bluds living in the 1700s "volley" lmaooo
i learned of the word volley because of Budokai Tenkaichi games
I learned of the word volley because of volleyball
og why are we here fr tho
>>585884298im here for the furry butt
>>585885305based
>>585885305same
>>585885373>>585885432baby making sex with zhaoshould've left that up if the nude renamon and butt thread could survive then so could that
>>585885432
>>585855593Fuck spooky scary pyros. Have sex with undead gargoyle pyros. Get blown by furry werewolf pyros. Give crumpkins to vampire pyros. Get head from robot pyros. Fuck a bird pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into skeleton pyros. Cum inside filthy pirate pyro cunts. Have the ogre pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyro clussies. Fry monster pyros' brains with sex. Toss a frankenstein pyro's salad. Urinate into a witch pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw bat pyros onto a bed. Twist nurse pyros' nipples. Report your love for mummy pyros to Valve. Split scarecrow pyros' legs in half. Impregnate fairy pyros. Get trapped into sex by succubus pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a bat pyro cum dumpster. Submerge countess pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pumpkin pyros' pussies. Dissect cowgirl pyros' clothes off. Dominate haunted doll pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap nun pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make cursed pyros suck'em. Cream inside hippie pyros' holes. Lobotomize angel pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for harlequin pyros. Give superheroine pyros your love paste. Drown killer clussy pyros in mad milk. Camp in the same tent with ghostly sailor pyros. Invite a monkey pyro to your mvm lobby. Give vampire hunter pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck demon pyros like an alligator. Slice alice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>medic using quick fix >refuse to switch >other medic keeps dying befor uber>lose Do I have to play with friends to not be steam rolled?
>>585886221this butt also shupos yordles olivias mimis meowscaradas and bunnies
im pyros
>>585886379>medic using quick fix>refuse to switchI would play Demoknight at that point just to tilt them and "soft" throw the game. You can always play Engineer to stay away from all of that drama and help the team too.>other medic keeps dying befor uberLook for ways to keep the better Medic alive then. You can try to stick close to second Medic and his pocket to fend threats off. If you can not, then oh well you tried.>Do I have to play with friends to not be steam rolled?Yes.
I feel like just playing the game is a really bad way to get good, I can't even hit airshots and I have 2k hours in the game with Soldier as my most played
>>585887575>I feel like just playing the game is a really bad wayI can help with that.>I can't even hit airshots and I have 2k hours in the game with SoldierDon't disable gun view model. Most new Soldier/Demo players do that and they end up stumping their development. Just because upper level players have muscle memory and can play without it, don't mean you could too.I want you to observe and inspect the model and notice that every RL of Soldier have some small scope or an iron sight on top that seemingly serve no purpose. But if you have some three dimensional thinking you can easily imagine a laser of sorts coming out from that accessory and leading straightforward.It will not always meet with your crosshair perfect but I assure you if you aim with that trajectory you'll land your airshots as long as you lead it by giving it some leeway properly. Complex techniques like flicking comes later. You need muscle memory first.
>name myself "troonslayer">immediately vote banned from shounic trenches (the only active tf2 server left) I havent played TF2 in like 10 years, the playerbase is woke now?
>>585889304>the playerbase is woke now?Not all of it, mostly on some community servers where they can control what you say and do, casual and other servers are still fineSadly they've increased in numbers over the years
>>585887575Do not list to the schizo that replied to you already, he's on some dollar store crack
N
eed a dispenser here!
I still think 10 is about the right amount of ammo for a rocket launcher that never needs to reload, either pick up the ammo pack or fuck off
>other thread is still upmy sides
>>585891620I would like to formally apologize to the butt anon for doubting his thread
>>585847976>>585891620I normally dislike 3D cosplayers but at least Gura and Marine are good characters to cosplay.
>>585892421made for plapping
>>5858768022 weeks
>>5858926932 plaps for this shupo
>>585891407What does this even mean
>>585893381I was thinking out loud some balancing for a rocket launcher without a clip but instead just 10 rockets maximum
NEW HAT :-)
>>585894169TFW argonian stealth archer.
>>585894169You are legally required to use the Danger Shield with that loadout
>>585894352you know it ;-)>>585894373never!!!
>>585894519Okay fake croc
>>585875261>DB is a straight upgrade in pubs, with no aim requirement>amby got hit with the hammer instead
>>585894795baby making sex and paizuri with fenneko
So is the tomislav actually stronger than stock or is it just the generalist meta dictating everything?
>>585654618I'm still looking at this btw
>>585895303You can spam jump rev while maintaining your run speed with the Tomislav.Otherwise the difference is way too miniscule for me too care. I stick with the stock.
>>585894169Why is there no team colors for snaggletooth or the danger shield, by that I mean turning the shield/whatever more reddish brown
>>585895303The Tomislav is a direct upgrade from stock. You can find people still denying this but you are never fighting at close enough ranges for stock to actually out-DPS the Tomislav, and that's saying nothing of the faster+silent rev.
tomislav is the iron bomber of heavy
>>585896168not much of a plapcake but would still have baby making sex
>>585896168>The Tomislav is a direct upgrade from stockOnly true if you don't have a pocketIt's good for solo heavy but the firerate penalty is still there
>>585896349much better MADE for baby making sex
>>585895303Both same but Close range = stockOther ranges = tomi
>>585894795>>585895291>>585895412>>585885305>>585885373Furry "fandom" goes on >>>/trash/
>>585896509https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym-vCfGzXHU
>>585896509I’m surprised you haven’t been killed.
>>585896349>500dps vs 450dpsDoes it really matter though? You're still shredding everything in your way if your aim is good.Being weaker against multiple enemies, and scouts in particular, is a nastier downside.
>>585895303>is it just the generalist meta dictating everything?This. Stock is better at the range heavy is best at, and better vs sentries, except minis.
>>585896628You're only really using the extra mobility from the tomislav if you're roaming around with heavy, if you're playing with your team in a more stationary manner, you're better off with the Stock extra damage.>ScoutsYou're usually dead either way. Heavy is just a giant hit box for them.
>>585896628>does 50 more dps matter on the DPS class that needs to kill people ASAP to not die?Yes
Wish there was a cyberpunk/DX minigun or tomislav reskin.Love how the machina looks.
>>585897151I'm sure there's a matching skin.The War Room minigun paint might be your style
>>585897151>>585897253Neo Tokyo would be better actually
desu Heavy needs the three Ultrakill miniguns>they shoot nail projectiles instead of bullets>Magnet minigun: press R to shoot a magnet which nails will home in towards>Overheat minigun: press R to shoot a rapid burst of nails, temporarily disables gun>Jump-start minigun: press R to shoot a jumper cable which kills an enemy after 5s delay
>>585892421>>585894795>>585896168>>585896349>>585898035plapping
>>585898035sounds overly complicated, though I like the idea of the nailgun minigundesu, the heavy nailgun from quake should be be the primary that lets heavy run around at walking speed and still be able to shoot unimpeded
>>585898326How would you balance that bastard though, lower vertical spread but way higher horizontal spread? Maybe extra bullet consumed per shot?
>>585898035>>585898326What about just shooting nails that both have a semi rapid damage decay and them having a bit of gravity so you could spray over a wall (though its more likely pestering damage at that point) but with a 8-10% total damage bonus when at absolute point blank, and maybe 1+ degree of offset aim, that’s the start for doing a proper Heavy-Nailgun with gravity, likely wouldn’t be too good but getting over walls and messing with scouts due to them being projectiles instead would have it’s niche. Just have to decide the other thematic upsides/downsides
>>585898806TL;DR: Shoots Gravity Affected Nails, Damage Falloff is replaced with duration decay (basically the same thing but prevents nails shot straight up and falling down from doing full damage), less accurate.
>>585898035me on the bottom
heeellloooo eric it's almost halloween where the fuck is the mvm and quickplay update
hello serverbrowser.tf anon, i noticed that some newer servers don't show hours played and such. is it something wrong from your end or from the servers themselves?
>>585898551>>585898806>balancethe nature of it being a souped-up needlegun would be balanced enough I think, considering everyone seems to think the needleguns are trash. i'd probably make the nails do like 3x the damage of needles and fly 3x faster, have 50% less spread, but have 0.75 the firerateeither that or just clone the stats from quake as closely as possible, then tweak the dmg if it's too strong/weak
I want minigun inspired by Aug HBAR, has silent rev like tomislav+25% faster spin up time+25% more accurate+Silent Killer: No barrel spin sound-25% maximum ammo-no random crits-minicrits whenever it would normally crits
>>585902984That's just the Tomislav lol. Valve avoided anything resembling an assault rifle in TF2, it's basically an unwritten rule that these are relegated to Counter Strike.
>>585903189plap
>>585903189Nah, same level as AWP.It’s Stick mag sticking out would be cute. Bullpup single barrel, same analog as the tomislav to a Tommy gun. Fits the 60-70’s with its experimental lmg and polymer crazy.
my god what a terrible general, its just softcore porn spam or offtopic cancer
>>585903749You can leave anytime
>>585903793i tried, but i cant quit you
>>585903749>>585903831Stop being so plapabble anon
so what's in the briefcase?
>>585904121Pornography
>>585903189baby making sex
>>585904489starring your uncle
>>585903749Terrible compared to what general tho? /funkg/ has had multiple child predators, /owg/ had an HIV-positive bugchaser and a constant stream of homosexual foot-fetishists, /wtg/ has a tranny constantly posting pictures of himself. Our worst posters are just annoying assholes. We don't have those kinds of freaks because the overton window for /tf2g/ is set low at posting ecchi.Yakuza gangs were historically tolerated by the Japanese police because they kept more serious crime under control.
>>585905636you're replying to the turkroach
I’m just glad the e-whore who was teamspeak buddy with a past mod left.
you see that headshot, you see that headshot
>>585876802patrician coded image
>>585896612For what?
im cheating
>>585925485bro come on don't do that
pinging ryukewhen boxingthank
>>585928943smissmas
>>585899349looks like there's something wrong with my tracking for some reason. I didn't notice that I will fix it as soon as I get off work ty
what item should i make my nutcracker mk II paint into ?
So listen up, boy! Or pornography starring fempyro will be the second best thing to happen to you today.
