Previous: >>585858291New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/9FwDmrbvdVQ>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
no one askedno one cares shut the fuck up
...
>>585875483I think like this
can we get better fat almond eye images
>>585875531dont you dare!
I want to do the finger thing with Jordan
>>585875579...why did my cock get hard at a little filly in a bikini
>>585875664it's like watching a bud about to bloom
It's a new year
>>585875664fillies are meant for breeding
>>585875619
>>585875619>>585875660i was gonna post it but the post cooldown made me lose the race!
>>585875424
>>585875664
Tokai Flashu!
>>585875424Helios waiting roomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKUGwx_rBsk
>>585875785you can do it again
>>585875920i havent watched it yet but if this is the scary one im raping you
>>585875785The burgers must have gotten in the way
>>585875859Stop I just cummed to her my dick is still sensitive
damage report /uma/
>>5858760860
>my trainer showed up wearing a butt plug tail
>>585876086I already have my Tachyon
>>585876086everybody got tach mlb on its og banner right?
>>585876003the burger is no longer with us
missed the FM rerun, can I still be a "pace main"? which cards do I pull? currently sitting at 90k carats
>>585875660You want to finger Jordan?
>>585876257Ramonu -> Mackie wit -> El Condor PasaNow you're a pace main forever
Kingu's trainer is a weird fucking guy
>>585876326extremely hard in her urethra
>>585876378hes just a lil fruity is all
>>585876326
Feels good, oniichan.
>>585876498I want to eat Jordan's pussy
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/YwEAK1>https://jiggie.fun/YwEAK1https://jiggie.fun/YwEAK1>https://jiggie.fun/YwEAK1https://jiggie.fun/YwEAK1
>>585875994you mean this?
Had a dream I hooked up with an anon from here
>>585876086We all have Tachyon and Teio wit already MLB, right?
Jordan's burger pocket
>>585876682Only tachy, who cares about Teio wit
Had a dream that people talked about the game here
>>585876674very nasty evil webmif you posted this 16 years ago it would do numbers with the creepypasta people
>>585876824That's crazy
>>585876827I don't care how sexy she is she's a FUCKING LOSER
>>585876824>talk about the game>it's ignored in favor of drama and literal faggotryYeah sure
Which uma had the most redditors and larper fans? Agnes Tachyon?
>>585876676no you didnt.
sometimes, i dream of rice in my arms after she pulled a muscle in training
I ASKEDI CARESCREAM LOOOOUUUDDDDDLYYYY
>>585876824The game you just lost?
TOSEX JORDAN!
>>585876987All of themCase in point, /here/
>>585877021
I dislike jordan because she probably lasered her pubes off and is completely smooth down there.
>>585876981we literally taught someone about looping/inheritance thread tho
>>585876995You mean...it wasn't a dream?
Teio!
>>585877103I'd make her my girlfriend
>>585877103Is he gay?
>>585877069many are saying this
>>585877167Gonna fap to her again I guess
uma pussy fat like burger patties
suckin on curren's dark brown roast beef curtains
>>585876963she won the victoria mile though
>>585876086I already have Tachyon and Teio maxed though
>>585877021Just rape me already and make it quick, I have other things to do
>>585877427
>>585877401what would fucking her burger pocket feel like
>>585877552mai waifu
>>585877240I think he's married
I rape the next Uma posted.
>no digital and pearl shards todaysince when do they only run it for a day
holy dead general jesus
>>585878031
>>585877427The wink gets me
>>585876086I can't afford to try and get my 1LB Tachyon to MLB, Ramonu is just around the corner
>>585878180rounds out her cuteness factor
>>585878752Need this.
It's kind of funny how people are still coping with Tamamo.
>>585878078>wanting this
>>585878919>10thThat's pretty good though
>>585878919Because power cards are the biggest scam in umamusume
>Clara Tan, a Super Creek cosplayer at Trackside, was abducted by ICE at the Rochester Airport on her way home from Uma week
>>585878752Don't need this. Need umanko.
>>585877552>no pantyhose It's shit.
>>585879073No
>>585879073Rice wouldn't act like this.
>>585879234Yes she would
4 and I sleep now
>>585879289>twinkReally?
>>585879054Damn that's fucked up>transsexualOkay I get why ICE was after them
>>5858794237 and you sleep with me
Would rather sleep alone than with rice shower
>>585879430creek's ideal trainer
>>585879403
>>585879065Me, inside my daughter, showing her how she was conceived, during a manic cheerleader cosplay sex night
>>5858794915, you sleep in the sofa
So V just tried to migrate to /vm/ and was told to fuck off.
no one and i mean no one even curren has finished chain, I SWEAR TO GOD
>>585879623How does someone sleep inside of a sofa
>>585879007Not really saying it isn't. There's just now Mayano who's the newest near neutral card, and yet people are still clinging on to Tamamo instead of rolling/updating to her.
>>585879054Knew those Creek pics belong to a tranny
>>585879634
7 and I shoot up Tracen Acaddemy.
>>585879706Very slowly...3 and I get another 3
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>585879820
>>585879634me when I lie
>>585879623Thats rude. In that case I'm going ALL in. 7 and you have to dress up as McQueen, sleep with me (non-sexually), AND cook me breakfast in the morning. Anything else and I gamble the rest of my carats away so I can feel something
7 and Kingu will be fed to a shark
>>585879714JP doesn't have foresight so they need to save as many carats as possible
>>585879916>giant stegoRuined
>>585879054Not surprised, idolmaster is better anyways.
please shiraoki-sama, just give me my turf sparks...
>>585880042Turf B is enough, just get more accels.
does orfevre ever talk like a normal person?
>>585875579i-is that...
Guys I realized I'm retarded.
my feet still stink even though i started showering daily
>>585880036Stego isn't giant her trainer is a midget
>>5858801137 and you get better
>>585880159diabetus
>>585880113>>585880159teiobros...
>>585880083No
>>585879813the fuck
>>585879980Fair proposal, but with this 3 I deflect your attack and strike you back with it!
>>585880205NOT EVERYTHING COEMS DOWN TO ME BEING A FATTY
>>585879702TODAY HAS BEEN THE MOST BULLSHIT EVER SINCE I STARTED UMA ONLY TACHYON FINISHED HER CHAIN. FUCKING LVL 5 SUPPORT CHAIN FREQUENCY WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING THIS IS SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT I'M SO TIRED OF UMAMUSUME
post National Umagraphic
>>585878752want and need this
>>585879980>>585880231you faggots looks STOOPID
>>585880259
>>585880207Don't ever call me a Teiobro again you piece of shit I may be retarded but I will never like Teio.
Once again I'm asking (You) to remind your dancho that the first race of the Dancho Cup Autumn Triple Crown starts at November 1(Tenno Sho Autumn), we'll host the room 24 hours beforehand. Better prep that ace as any excuse such as triple rewards or CM is happening will not fly, deliberations to host it early didn't fly either due to said reasons. Goodluck.Rules:1. Only join with 1 uma2. Only 1 dancho can join per club3. Be mutuals in game with the designated room host (trainer ID: 119555892789) as to keep away bad actors from the race4. Invaders can write a formal letter of request in the thread to join a race beforehand (only got Fingerdark so far)5. Have fun Point system: For now we have a linear point system whwre 1st gets 10, 2nd gets 9, 3rd gets 8 so on and so forth... till 10th place and beyond with a point each. expect that day to be chaotic with yanko winning/losing just a day before in the 31st, sprint CM ongoing, of course club reset as well as the upcoming tenno sho autumn race. See you there.
1 and i make first-rate love to kingu
>>585880372Fuck off
>>585880426Bwo...
>>585880360beiobwo...
>>585880327Look? But I'm literally stupid?
>>585880372Fuck on
>>585880372our danchou will not participate because we do not conform with your gay retarded rules, you caved in to pressure from schizos and ruined the event
>>585880231well... I guess you won>>585880327I just wanted to feel something tonight. Besides there are bigger posts to fry
7 and we all run a train on Umama's cute little bussy but I go first
>fat>ugly>BPD
>>585880176GETs are against the rules
3 and i insert all of my enormous 3 incher into laisu
>>585880640stop making me hard
>>585880554I didn't roll a 3 though... It's okay anon, you are fine just the way you are>>585880640>No tail>No ears
>>585880712That's too big for a widdle uma like her
>>585880640And yet she is the first uma you train, meaning you have a connection to her
>>5858806684 and this is true7 and we're safu
>>585880640Estelle...
>>585880783>implying she isn't replaceable
Crusader, the best skill for End Closers.
Okay, but how do we make the thread worse?
>>585880909>smites the 5 nearest whores to your uma>-0.15 current speedmake it happen
>>585880897And yet we were marked before we even knew what was happening
>>585881015Drama mayhaps?
>>585881015Mogging
it's breeding time
>>585880967Daughterfu
>>585881161
>>585881161That's literally me
>>585880774>I didn't roll a 3 though...Yeah but I was on the offense and didn't get my 7 so I lost.>It's okay anon, you are fine just the way you arethanks :,)
>>585880967SEXOOOO
God I fucking hate Teio.
>>585881161Fuck off
God I'm hate fucking Teio
>>585880668Doesn't apply to /uma/ thanks to Shiraoki
teio is NOT erotic and you can't convince me otherwise
Teio I hate fucking God
>>585881334You should consider chugging a bleach milkshake
>>585876682>>5858760860 Keep saving
>>585881147>uma with mental illness
>>585881015Split and move to /vm/
>>585880967I LOVE FOALS
>>585881332BIGGER
>>585881072I HATE CURREN
>>5858806107 and I have umama all to myself to rail w/reacharound to match my own pace
>>585881407Is this uma erotic?
I ruined her career, sorry
Anyone want to rp maya and toreina
>>585881485BASED LAISU
7 and you all stop being weird
>>585881607:c
>>585881571Would say yes but I hate Maya
>>585881607Who are you so wise in the ways of Shiraoki-sama
Greetings fellow internet users, it is I, a completely normal player of the hit game Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
>>585881607as you wish, Shiraoki-sama
>>585881440>f2p pace>no wit Mcqueen
>>585881506No, tomboys are disgusting
>>585881607Hmmm....Nyo....
>>585881607
>>585879054Trump was right about them not sending their best.
>>585881690>hit gameeos soon bwo check the charts
>>585881792Post more of this 3dpd plapmeat
>>585881015Can you kill yourself you retarded ugly boy posting tranny
didnt get enough greens to proc groundwork on my cm21 pace. do i buy uma stan as a groundwork proc or is it futile
>>585881147there's no fucking way those twintails keep their shape there
>>585881506perhaps...
>>585881851my pov
>>585881851God I need Dantsu to relieve my stress every day after work
>>585881851You can't post that
Which girl thread personality would you have sex withUmamaAnna AnonLemon
>>585881867 (me)i mean, i'll buy uma stan anyway but do i get groundwork as well or not even bother (i only have firm and focus and no other relevant greens)
>>585881867eat your greens
>>585881851who spilled mayo on her
>>585881982Any of them I'm a desperate man
>>585880897You shut your whore mouth.
>>585881982Staygold anon
>>585881982horsemeat
>>585881792That's a fucking man
>>585881982Someone needs to find out anna anons club asap for funposting purposes.
>>585881998focus isn't enough. get your two speed greens
Umama is a slump buster
>>585882096Even worse it's a man who already cut off his dick
>>585881982Make umama an actual mama
>>585882056>old picYou replaced her
>he glued his one of one tutorial Daiwa
>>585881982I like talking to the FM poster. He seems genuine. Too bad I'm rarely here though.
>>585882134retard, carefully re-read what you're replying to
I have fallen in love with Yamanin Zephyr..
>>585881982none of these are girls
>>585882287She has such pretty titties
I fell in love with anon...
>>585881867Determined Descent can work as a substitute.
>>585882287GOD I need a hug
>>5858808204 and you read all the rules
>>585882230hot-gluing FineMotion
>>585882230>F rank failure that lost the career from missing a goalyeah no
>>585882392
I despise all of you.
>>585881982how small is lemon tho :lip_bite:
>>585882459I thought we were friends
So to build for TT, I just grab any gold skill that can proc?
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12459291
>>585882459Take that back, TAKE IT BACK NOW!
Mambo is an european club
>>585882562Reliable golds without requirements are preferred.
>>585882316You don't get it do you
>>585881982who the fuck is lemon?
this is a fucking sick joke, they all finished their chains when i didn't get sprint A, i'm so fucking done with this game man, i'm not even angry i'm so sad
>>585882237No attentionwhore is genuine
>>585882576>wrong hole
>>585882216
>>585882661it's your fault for being a metanegro instead of using natural sprinters
>>585882695Please, don't be a rookie
>>585882695the tutorial scarlet isn't a B my dude
>>585882230Forgive me. I was young and gay.
>>585882740i already built regular king and taiki, i want to use el
>>585882854then you're forgiven, and I promise you that you'll get your giga El ace after the next reset.
>>585882813That's my first completed career veteran.
>>585882616First confirmed islamic club?
>>585882670I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
>>585882983Uma & Co
>>585882932yes but the first uma you train, the tutorial, is gone forever
>>585881867>>585881998plz respond (someone with reading comprehension this time)
>>585881867yeah
>>585883025Impossible, they accept troons
>>585883032Idk
why is this allowed
>>585883115Because you're a bad trainer
>>585883115Git gud
>>585882813>>585882932Forgot my image.
>>585883115lmao third rate
>>585876086this banner is for newcuties onlya pretty good banner for them, honestly
>>585883105It's a modern branch of Islam, Alhamdulillah
>>585883165>>585883169>>585883201don't shay that...
are we in comfy hours yet?
>>585883284Is she sick? I hope she gets better soon
>>585883196I think I might be drun>>585882932>>585882813k or retarded.
>>585882992Your loss
>>585883284YeahI, the cause of all problems in /uma/, will be going to bed after I masturbate to this webm
>>585883418You can't post that either
>>585883418>cuckshit
>>585883418WHAT THE FREAK
>>585883032Uma stan procs after 5 seconds, by that point you've already come close to max speed. The same problem existed with Early Lead before the buffs. Groundwork is useless for you, you probably shouldn't buy Focus either unless you have nothing else to buy
Don't post that!
>>585883418ffffffffffuuuuuuuk i did not want to fap but....
>>585883418Toppo is so hot
Been a serious lack of sexy Bourbon posting recently
>>585883418I thought penises were suppose to be large and thick in hentai.
>>585883612She needs to be meta for the current cm for anyone to remember her
>>585883418Girls smiling during is the hottest thing
>>585883567
>>585883549thought so, thanks. got the idea that maybe uma stan + gw would act like early race current speed but i know that's cope. it's a shame bc turf S + sprint S dropped, every chain finished, and stats highrolled so hard that i already know it's a new scenario record
>giving schizoid trannies attention
>>585883787
>>585883787AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>585882919thank you, but i don't think i want to keep doing this, the moment this game makes me mad is the moment i think i've lost the plot, i'd rather do tt umas
>>585883778>>585883787Based
Sometimes I visit my club just to watch the uma chibis do their cute dance but I always make sure my uma is the front
>>585883787Which uma is most likely to eat a live chick in front of its hen?
perfection
>>585883927obviously goldshit or special week
>>585883790GW is good but not mandatory lots of good Paces without it
Alright I'm officially giving up on Uma Stan forever until I get Digitan or whoever that comes with it. My sparks have literally gone down in half because of the card I'm using for it.
Did fucking GRAND LIVE bring something good or was it pure suffering?
>>585883964>Even number>Multiple of 2GODDAMN that is incredibly satisfying!
>>585884057It gave us an ugly hag
>>585884075bro, all even numbers are multiples of 2...
>>585884047It's mandatory if you want to beat the other paces
Just sold my account
>>585884137Probably meant a power of 2!
Best Teio hentai video?
>>585883914
>>585883892What?
>>585884224128,000 is not a power of 2 either bro...
This is literally me which Uma is for me?
>>585884225THAT one on Iwara.
>>585884047i already know the lack of gw will send her to 7th the entire race in A finals if i run this as an ace. thanks for the confidence tho
why is there a mcqueen avatarfag now?
>>585884327Are you new?
>>585884272
>>585884057Girls Legend U
>>585884301You have time. I was redoing my aces until the last day of CM20.
>>585884141>>585884301There's lots of high winrate Paces on Haku that don't have GW.You said she was a high roll so test her out first instead of dooming neigha
>>585884327it's *, he got nuked once while doing it
nice nature sold into white slavery
>>585884346why is there a mcqueen avatarfag now?>>585884397why is he not getting nuked now?
what happened to jonggers...?
>>585884108>>585884370Isn't LH one of the sexiest umas as her chest is, insanely fucking big?
>>585884257That WebM was too cruel...
>>585884470Yes. Too old and tall though.
>>585884459Raped to death by umas
>>585884270He meant a square root of 2. I'm not him.
>>585884397I am not *
>>585884137shut up and stop ruining the fun you loser!were trying to enjoy the funny number over here thats super satisfying by pointing out multiple factors that play into one another!
>>585884440the same reason why you can sometimes say the n word and sometimes you can't
>>585884470Akebono exist and people hate her
>>585884506>tall
Why are mares so slutty?
>>585884549okay but why is there a mcqueen avatarfag now?
>>585884657who cares
>>585884643>based on a western prostitute
>>585884747nobody's perfect
>>585884718why are you avatarfagging as mcqueen?
>>585884747geez anonI didn't know they based an uma from your mom
>>585884643imagine if cygames has the gaul to reference falling from high places for her
>>585884785This brat is too erotic...
Give us our KFC swag Cyj*ws!
>>585884785Teio!
>>585884809Why aren't you?
>>585880159I haven't showered for 2 weeks already
>>585884883
>>585884817fuckin gottem
>>585880159Are you washing your feet specifically though?
SHUT UPLook at this
Does City hate her trainer or what
>>585884817
>>585883787>the hen becoming flusteredAnimals are confusingDo they or do they not have maternal instincts?Rabbits for example may eat their newborn kits but this hen clearly seemed distressed at the chick being eatenDid she think the horse was a threat to her as well?
Satono Sexmond keeps invading my rolls. First it was with OG Kitasan, now with NY
>>585885081animals that lay a lot of offsprings that are used to having them being killed/eaten always act like that. losing one or two doesn't phase them too much because they evolved past it by just having more babies
I'm gay.
>>585885206Prove it, post your highest rated Xoguri.
is shrewd step good yet
>>585885206yes we know that teiobro
>>585885081>Do they or do they not have maternal instincts?Yes.>Rabbits for example may eat their newborn kitsThat's because rabbits extremely high strung and vulnerable to stress, not a lack of maternal instinct. A lot of small mammals do that.
>>585885206heyy
>>585885282ask again
>>585884817bodied that freak
>>585885081she was probably wondering where the fuck the rooster was
>>585885297noooooo, I'll protect the bnnuys
>>585885367very wellis shrewd step good yeti might buy it on a sprint ace
>>585884817Holy moly!
betraying my oshi for her... it's only natural
>>585885386This is an a phrase the undesirables use
>>585885525yesyes, you should
This could be me and Umama but they're playing games.https://x.com/handeangel7qff/status/2115127954779037959?a=ezwspgUlzqtKyYTLeBA&s=19
>>585885525signs point to yes
>>585885525Doesn't seem to do much on this sprint track
>>585885268I don't own Oguri.
>>585885640Then you are just pretending to be a fag.
woah
How do you guys cope when a day of training is bad
>>585879054Maybe gas should be 6 million a gallonqrd>Singaporean post-op troon (they took his penis away not his triangle shape) leaves plane after 8h flight>Gets stopped by four chuds who proceed to four-man rainbow tackle him because he wouldn't cooperate>Has his foot broken and his merch bags raped>Is let go with an ankle monitor because he had his dick chopped and they didn't want to deal with illegals complaining about a dorito shaped man's open wound stinking up the place
i came 5 times
Can't believe Curren is dead
>>585885867Wanna kiss?
So.. how is your Curren Chan training for CM21 going?
>>585885907Proofs?
>>585885907shiraoki demands 2 more orgasms
>>585885596>>585885615>>585885629thanks gwos now i know to keep avoiding it
>>585885957Wouldn't kiss Chiyo
>capped 300 carats todayYou get 375 carats for class 6 every week
6th card for the sprint casino?Is it going to be LH?
it's like the thread suddenly hit by an avalanche of shit
>>585886075Even though Chiyo is super cute and wholesome?
>>585886184Not my wife
>>585886068ask again later
This weekend's brawl and follow up breeder's cup can't come any sooner...
>>585886360I need to titty fuck Kingu's sweaty breasts asap
>>585885752I thought it was a hag version of that Verxina girl or something
>>585885867A protein bar and an edible
>>585886360Kingu is not that BIG
>>585886473But she actually is
>>585886473are you sure?
my tongue + kingu's first-rate sweat
Post Kingu's caboose
>>585886547sorry anonshe is MEXICAN owned
>>585885995Got sprint S on my first attempt so I'm already done.
gm
>ask chatgpt to give me a quiz because I'm afraid of cognitive decline and Alzheimer>actually too stupid to solveGuys... I'm retarded...
What do the big fucking tires they drag even go on?
Medium size Kingu
>>585886360>>585886547>character has petite booba>draw her with bazoonga boobahow do we explain this behavior?
Would you have sex with this?
>>585886692
>>585886067fine i wanted to masturbate more anyway
>>5858867323 goes first
>>585886737the big ass tractor akikawa bought
>>585885995she'll be fine without groundwork and head-on right?
>>585886875I wonder why is it always Mcqueen when webms of umas getting fucked is posted
Based
i'm shorter than urara...
>>585886982My condolences
>>585886805And here I thought Vega was flat
>>585886965the mcqueer poster never left he just got gayer
>>585886982?Are you a dwarf or something?
>>585886982please be in uma&co
>>585886827Nah, stage 5 clinger
>>585885995i have the best one here
>>585886965McQueen really likes sex and having it recorded is her fetish
>>585886982heyy
>>585886982L O N D O N
>>585886978there are real people in this thread right now who voted for thisUmamusume
>>585886982How good are you at swinging a pickaxe?
>>585886965proof?
>>585887294An elf typed this.
>>585886978Fucking based. Who knows what kind of dangers he could've posed to innocent children.
Can't wait enough for KYS Miracle to drop so I can roll for it, get nothing from it, and finally drop this game
>horse literally named "wife">can't end up with herWhat the fuck is Cygames even doing?
>>585886978looks like he failed the wit check for this
>>585886360First Rate Boob Sweat
> Nakafesta lets me train speed with almost no energy> Lets me train wit next turn at 0 energyBased card
>>585886982fucking middle schooler, drink your milk
>>585888187Hokko's buttocks...
i have uma samba brainrot
>>585888103It tastes bad
>>585887895It a she tho
>>585888214Doesn't get nearly enough attention because of her incredible tits
>>585887756They had to inject some sorta doomed/tragic romance eventuallyThis time it was the miko ghost that falls for you but can only interact with you one year out of every 12 and comes to the determination it would be better for both of you if she wiped your memories of her and secluded herself back in her shrine as to not be tempted away from her duty as the miko in charge of facilitating the bond between humans and umamusume....
>>585888216
>>585888260HOLY KINO
>>585887364Where are the cute elf umas
>>585888258I think her best part is her braids. I wish it came over her shoulders over her breasts though.
Suzuka actually dying and being a tragic romance fanfiction
>>585888187is there a scientific reason that dirters are so sex
>>585888291Sex with Biko
>>585888363Had to compensate for Falco being so unsex
>you touch bamboo's feet on the 3rd part of the story>you've barely just become her torenaWHOREkidding, her character is growing a lot on me, need more bond points
>>585888346
>>585888345Rickey centre stage!
>>585888461>Let's compare the death of a race horse to THE SACKING OF TROY OR THE CRUCIFICION OF CHRISTGod I love anime twitter accounts so fucking muchThe dumbest takes you'll ever see, joke or not, it's so goddamn funny
ya know, I wonder what Tarume looks like with her hair down and undone
>>585888485It's the most feng shui
Hey, what is the plugin people use for sound posts?>>585875484Wonder what the original Japanese said...
Rickey's into kids...
>>585888485she doesn't have that skill that's falco's gimmick
>>585888658Gorgeous
>>585888626Uma is more important to me than thoseIt saved my life, it gave me a reason to livePretty Derby is my Church, and John Cygames is my Pope
Just realized I never told AnnaAnon to revise the Hokko animation to have a disgusted face. That would have been so erotic.
>>585888898>annaoh he was a tranny?
Rickey loving wife
>>585888898It's not as good if the disgusted face isn't accompanied by a low camera angle
I wonder what Tarumae looks like without her clothes
>>585888976My spirits are lifted and so is my dick
>>585888461It's oguri, actuallyBut suzuka is the 2nd most importantLiterally their most "what if"/"potential" horse that they cannot get over with even though equinox already beat the 2nd coming of silence suzuka, panthalassa, fair and square
>>585889018
>>585888995Only her husband, me, gets to see that
Was abandoning Uma for 5 days worth it anon? Was abandoning your beloved danchou worth it anon?
>Take a race I shouldn't have for extra fans for the unique skill>6th>Runaway forfeit>mood down>fall short off buying a 4th song>I euthanize
>>585889204i don't love that fag
>>585889204I've gotten 6 3*s. It paid off big time.
>>585889142Alt no one rolled for award
>>585889204I got 5 umas I liked with the pulls, and fuck danchouYes it was very worth it and if there's another chance I'll do it again
>>585889204I'm the club owner
>>585888313Its actually kinda neat After erasing all our memories of her she vanishes (she returns every year of the horse due to her nature as the miko of the shrine) because we learned that umamusume actually dissapear if everyone forgets their name (brings a new layer to machans story eh?.)Apparently we force her to come back because (you) wrote down all your experiences with her in your journal causing us to remember her name, dunno if that means we can still only meet her one year out of every 12 though...She essentially tried to pull a >I guide others to a treasure I cannot possessAnd trainer said fuck that
There's the categories of umas being cute, hot, cool, and/or beautiful. Post such umas
>>585889378I was born in the year of the horse
>>585889083>what if"/"potential" horseGod I fucking hate shounentards and their mindset of powescaling retardation
>>585889351tbf no one rolled for the other ramen alt too
>>585889346Sexo for all tastes here... Dirters are too strong...
>>585888216>the song has a section in spanish
>>585889346
>>585889420Rickey is all 4
>>585889424You know what that means!
>>585889346sexwithesposexwithespo
>>585889436Cope, seethe, mald and dilate
>>585889567good to know that all the resident tranny schizoids are also tierfags
>>585889456That's most likely because african/brazilian samba is complete garbage musically speaking
>>585889378Did we really need horse Amaterasu?
>>585889567>wedding cafegood
>>585889420
>>585889567Alt Tarumae is good?
>>585889567>thinking this disproves my pointNot beating the room temp IQ allegations flippy
>>585889661Did we not?
>>585886732I've been working on this for like half an hour and I think you're being too hard on yourself.
>>585889231>Take a race I shouldn't have for extra fans for the unique skillretard
Rickey being cute, hot, cool and beautiful!
>20 runs>only 2 of them ever gave me sprint spark inspirations on 14* sprint sparksI hate this nigger ass RNG inspiration mechanic bullshit so much
>>585889756I mean she is really beautiful...
>>585889756
my buddy's oshi is No Reason what should i know about her
Marche got some fat titties
>>585889935Yanko has a better body
when more cinderella gray
>>585889935Marche should have been an uma pornstar
>>585889447loves isn't a dirter...
>>585889974After Full Gate finishes airing.
I had a good feeling so I used 10 tickets.
>>585886732>>585889758>>58588693710-15 minutes is a whack estimate, even with a paper notepad. Here's a couple hints to get you started:>5703 and 3260 have some interesting interactions>7429 means that only one of those four digits can possibly be in the solution>It may help to narrow things down based on where numbers can't goThe answer is 5283
7 and I rub one out to Fuku, 4 and I never rub one out again, anything else and I rub one out to the normal stuff
>>585890038everything is getting an umacollab, it just prints money
>>585889378goddamn, how are trainees supposed to compete with THAT
Tired of Oguri need a new anime protag
>>585888345Fuck Kill Marry
Surely Head-on isn't needed right? hahahahaha
>>585890146Enjoy your Star Blossom Anime gwo
>>585888345fuckfuckbring into nursing home
>>585890031Loves has a very lucrative UmaFans
>>585890190I fucking hate vtumors so fucking much
I love a good snack
>>585889935i wanna cuddle her and have her puppet say some wicked things into my ear
manahatta
>>585890190false evidence
>>585890237even golshi?
>>585890194stop giving anon shit protags, villain
Still In Love anime would feed families
>>585890220Why would i pay to see Loves fucking her trainer every day on UmaFans?Show me what i really want to see, like behind the scenes training vids and uma meal prep guides.
>hire ugly woman with great voices to act as cartoon horsesperfectly fine thing to do>force these ugly woman out LIVE ON STAGE TO SING showing their faceswhat the fuck is your problem>decided to potentially hire literal vtuber for the same damn thingthis developer
>>585888715>Hey, what is the plugin people use for sound posts?Hello?
>>585890361just google it bro
>>585890347Err because she's got big fucking tits?
>>5858901257 and you do a spiritual quickie with Shiraoki
>45% Dirt spark chance>1 run out of 5 I get Dirt A (& then two more Dirt sparks...) is the one where I get multiple turns of no Friendship Training in a rowFUCK you too Uma
Nut in chestnutters
>>585890410How do you calc that?
>>585890396Maybe next time anon
>>585890347>like behind the scenes training vids and uma meal prep guidesChrono...
7 and my uma visits me as a tulpa in my dreams tonight and i'll wake up with my balls drained
>>585890361I use 4chan sounds player script via violetmonkey>>585890396I'd rather Fuku and have a family that follows Shiraoki-sama
>>585890361Violent Monkey > 4chan sound player
>>585890361 >>585888715Pick your poison, as there is MANY choices.You can use the classic Sound Playerhttps://github.com/vampiricwulf/4chan-sounds-playerWhich also gives you some extra features on the side.Or if you want to go super simple, just use something like 4chanXT, which supports sound stuff nativelyhttps://github.com/burningwiththefiresoforc/4chan-xt/
the threesome with loves and marche...
>>585890508Fuku giving birth to the vessel of shiraoki-sama
>>585890467>7Shiraoki is a fucking tease. What a sense of humor she has
So is Tarumae actually good for the next CM?
Would you have sex with Vivlos?
>>585890361>>585890527Wonder Acute knows how to install the plugin for sound posts.She just pretends not to.
>>585890594Yes
i have a 200 word essay due in 2 weeks but i still haven't made my aces...
>>585890460Chronogenesis does it for you
>>585890579Clearly she wants to wine and dine before doing something so intimate
>>585890380I did, I just found some Pakistani bullshit which is why I even bothered to ask.That said, I decided to try it again anyways and got totally different results. No idea what the hell Google was smoking but I'm glad I found it, I guess..? I'm just going to use this. https://sleazyfork.org/en/scripts/31045-4chan-external-sounds>>585890508 >>585890510 >>585890527Thanks you two. Third time around I actually found what I wanted.>>585890626Technologically adept Acute would be a fun twist.
>>585890626>"I-I'm sorry, ma'am... no one has those anymore." he replied with a spooked stutter
>>585890467WHO THE FUCK IS THAT
>>585890642About what
>>585890190I could believe this story with some Holos, but not Calli. She's white American, has no voice acting experience, and is mainly known for rapping. Even within EN Irys or Fuwa/Moco make way more sense.
>>585890642if its in the Gen Ed section of your transcript, then you can just AI out of it. THen you have STEM...
>>585890692>thanks you two>third time around. . . oops. Reverse those two. Thanks you three; second time around.>>585890713Whatever I place every day, she takes it away; No one sees her of course, she's some mysterious force...
>>585890642>200 word essayYou have to be 18 to use this site.
>>5858906423rd grade kun...
>>585890668Understandable
why do some uncs here go back to college? aren't you a little too old for that?
>>585890713
>>585890642Don't kids just use AI to write that shit for them now?
>>585890775The entirety of holos suck at voice acting with only very very VERY few exceptions
jarvis, play uma samba
Deadly force
>>585890902They get caught rather easily trying to do that unless the teacher does not give two fucks
>>585890881My undergrad degree was useless in the real world, so I went to law school.>>585890917>The entirety of holos>with only very very VERY few exceptionsPic related.
>>585890881Promotions at work
>>585890969I want acute to beat me to death, in a kind granny kind of way.
>>585890969Evil granny forcing poor Rice into violence...
>three goddesses>shiraoki>azumaThe amount of horse goddesses are quite excessive
>>585890881my city philly offers free college courses for certain positions that act as a path to jobs with the city my enrollment seminar is tomorrow
>>585890467>>585890897>both 7WHAT IN THE FUCK
>>585890881>broooooo you totally need this other BA for your promotion or get fucked lmao
>>585891039Holy crap I didn't notice... Thats kinda spooky.
>>585891038God almighty Dia gets me hard out of nowhere so often
would you really fuck a gigahag uma
umasumi
>>585891039Clearly it means that Shiraoki-sama wishes to stay in the shadows until the time is right
>>585891160Nyo.
>>585891160Yes
>>585891160I wouldn't let her steal me from >>585891168
>>585891160That one?Sure.
one male uma is born every 100 years like ganondorf and the gerudo. he fathers all umas in that century
>>585891350They raped humans like crazy is what they did
if you make azuma pregnant she won't be able to disappearyou just have to impregnate her every 12 years
>>585891172Would fuku let her god take control of her body as to have a turn going a round with trainer?
>>585891160She's so old she was a little girl when Maruzensky was racing.
>>585889925>>585891160Turning an ageless spirit into my mortal wife
>>585891350This but it's actually just a girl with a futa cock
>>585879054Of course all of twitter is talking about how tragic this is and how ICE are totally the gestapo or whatever and this should be a real wake up call that america is fucked as a country or whatever.
>>585891419>skypeUncGOD
>>585891350>Like Ganondorf So instead of accepting his kingship and harem of gorgeous women all loyal to him he decides that's not enough and decides to take over the world instead?
>>585890051>NEW!
>>585891476They're not wrong. I hope you guys commit suicide.
>>585879054>trannylikely a club point problem
>>585891419*ignores call*w
What were they thinking when designing Smart Falcon? Why make just one really ugly uma?
what does these do?
why make Falco so... spherical
>>585891581t. Curren
>>585891396She wouldnt be able to disappear as long as you never forget her name...>>585891350>>585891392>>585891443Nah, the three goddesses just went and said>"Let there be umamusume" And umamusume there were.Think the general idea was that umas were closer to spirits than anything else and just kinda appeared until they started froliking with the ningenLove from a ningen makes them way stronger than they already were for whatever reason, but also making love with ningen made them less spirit like (natural birth and whatnot)
>>585891597Nothing. You should sell them to the vendor.
>>585891597You can make rainbow stones using 20 fragments, most rare and important item in the game.You can use a rainbow stone to LB a card, any card now or in the future. Only use them in human rights cards if you for some reason brick yourself and fail to get them MLBd.
If I looked like Smart Falcon and stood on stage next to Tarumae and Rickey I'd probably kill myself afterwards
>>585891705>Dad at the Christmas party
stop being mean to the dumb bird or else.
>>585891535chiyo wouldn't say this
I think falco is cute
>>585891803Nah, thats my wife.
>>585879054do these guys even realize they're gonna be fucked when trump is out of power
>>585891765
>>585891841Okay that one's actually a man
>>585891705
>>585891419i can still hear the incoming call sound...
>>585891879Falco is the DUFF...
>>585891940Dantsu a cute
Ya'll ready for the evo skill shakeup?
>>585891940Potential to be the most perfect wife in existence
>>585891993>Ya'll
>>585891993>Yurrrrrrrr
>>585892012Y'all
>>585892012Sorry, Y*ll ready for the evo skill shakeup?
>>585891896I don't have nike's logo, what the hell is the context of this action anyway?
>>585892012Whats wrong with y'all...
>>585891841Why the fuck would he flash a college degree at them?
Yanko in the shower NOT SAFE FOR WORK https://x.com/BreedersCup/status/2115074213908455851?a=hoDJO91g_dTZHiKRi3s&s=19
>>585892049So cute
>>585892087This is why.
>>585891993What's up with fronts seeming to be fucked over by the evo skill system? besides like original maruzen whose unique only works in like 3 tracks
>>585891835What about being girlfriend material?
>>585892086I do have her, and I don't know.
>>585892092Woah
>>585891993>2nd alt is decent at best>made both of evos for both versions absolute asswhy the fuck would they do that
>>585892152bad players got mad
>>585892089how are you going to get into a university without a student visa, retard
>>585892164Need smart avian wife
>>585892152it's like this with ANY system where there's a uncap that came into affect later. the older roster get it first to give them a power boost, then once the later, stronger characters get their boost, it overshadows the old cast again. ad infinitum.
>>585892195its haru anonshes not supposed to be good
>>585892230her name is urara
>>585892164Id take falco as my wife.
>>585892221anon did you reply to the wrong person
>>585892195Haru is supposed to be dogshit, that's the joke
>>585892248I thought the movie sucked but I came away from it fully in love with Dantsu
>>585891993>not even out yet>they come with god-tier evo skills anywaylol okay
>>585892193She's s big girl
>>585879054>>585891841>Trump's stormtroopers being psychotic and brutalising an innocent person>But the person they were violent towards was a trannyDamn I'm conflicted
>>585892404>>585892404>>585892404>>585892404
>>585892204You don't understand that a degree and a student visa are two completely different documents and you're calling other people retards?
>>585892193god i love stupid hats
>>585892457Lol
>>585892406Genuinely who cares
>>585892279Unusually cute Falco
waheygood morningu MY WEBM DOKO
>>585892467You don't understand that he flashed both her visa and a degree to corroborate his legitimacy and you're surprised that I'm calling you a retard?
>>585892559Fat ass
>>585892559Falco is always unusually cute
>>585892547A lot of people, actually. We would all celebrate if the Cheetoman blew out his brain in his White House ballroom.
Does /uma/ self insert while reading Uma stories?
>>585892547My guy we are literally living in Star Wars right now and you don't care?
>>585892584......
>>585892047>eughhhhhh
>>585892569A TRANS BASKETWEAVING THEORY DEGREE IS NOT A VISA. IT DOES NOT ENTITLE YOU TO ENTER THE COUNTRY. THERE IS NO REASON TO CARRY IT WITH YOU OR FLASH IT AT THE POLICE. RETARD.
>>585892406You are far too forgiving of fat people. Don't worry about trannies because there are hardly any of them and there never will be many of them. Condemn the fatties: the cosplayer, Trump, most of the ICE retards, and most of the people on this board. Then you don't need to be conflicted anymore.
>>585892668I'd like to self-insert inside of you
>>585892547I do, I want to know what he does next when you guys give him a third term
>>585892678the american right is hilarious because they're supposed to be checking the government but you'll never find a bigger group of drooling bootlicking retards
>>585892678so we'll be saved from the grasp of tyranny by a group of forest dwelling teddy bears?
>>585892664Genuinely who gives a fuck>>585892678Not really no>>585892759Who asked>>585892805Umamusume
>Clara Tan, a Super Creek cosplayer at Trackside, was abducted by ICE at the Rochester Airport on her way home from Uma weekOthermade my fucking day
>>585892742uh oh melty
>>585892836Based. I'll do picrel to you if I could.
>>585885206we know, faggoy
>No concert>No cosplayerIf uma musume was set in an elementary school we'd be okay
I hope next thread will be better
>>585892912I'm going to sleep so it will be
>>585892406You are under the presumption the story is true and isn’t exaggerated or outright false.
>>585885538there are better blondies in the game, you knoweven more, one who isn't inspired by a literal whore
AnywaysFuck homosFuck tranniesFuck shitlibsAnd love trainer
>>585892742>A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING>A STUDENT VISA DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING>A PASSPORT DOESN'T MEANING ANYTHING>A US BIRTH CERTIFICATE DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING>A GREEN CARD DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHINGevery single point up there has a story where some ICE retards beat up some guy and detained them for no reason btw
>Run 7 clanks+ since yesterday>Lightning surge borrows never finished the chainWhat the fuck man
>>585892967Don't worry, I also believe that immigrants are out there eating people's cats and dogs. I'm a balanced person.
>>585892939Don't say that...
>>585892973ruby's love deserves to be received by a torena other than me. I hope I can find one to send her to soon
>>585892805You know what? You changed my mind about immigration. Let's start admitting Afghans, Saudis, and Pakis by the millions and settle them in places like San Francisco, West Hollywood, and Key West so they can enrich the local culture.
>>585892973I hope you guys kill yourselves when Trump finally kicks the bucket
>>585893035
>>585893054Obsessed
Game is unplayable with the lag.
Why are otherworlders so invested about whats happening in America
>>585893047hurrrrrrrrrrr durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you hate trump so you WANT INFINITE IMMIGRATIONno retard i just want my country to be run by sane people
>>585893116What's wrong with us Russians taking interest in American elections?
>>585892567morningu, you suspicious waheyerer with no webm
>>585893116that's anti-semitic
You guys will talk about anything but the game.Go act like /pol/ somewhere else
>>585893125Ruby would definitely say this to her trainer.
>>585892973>fuck homosSo 80%+ of women?
>>585893123the person you're arguing with probably isn't even american
>>585893202No i'd only fuck like 60% of women.Almost 100% of umamusume thoughAlmost
>>585893217>isn't even americanI can't believe I've been arguing with Grass!
>>585893151NYOT my fault
BROS I DONT HAVE AN ACE YEThelpwhich uma to train, which parent uniqueswhich card to borrow
I'll never talk poorly about a Chiyo poster ever again
>>585893286three pace chasers, preferably with at least Sprint Enishino and eltokai teio wit
>>585893279retardgrass IS american
>>585893279ywnbaj
>>585893109The muslims would be providing a service. Jeets don't need to be physically present to run their scam call centers and shitcoin pump and dumps.
stop posting umadog on /uma/ we love umacat here
We fucked
>>585893290Chiyo doesn't have allat
>>585893265That's exactly why only <1% would fuck you
>>585893382truuuu
>>585893286Do you have Cheer Halo or Nishino? If not then it doesn't really matter.
>>585893335>grass IS american????????? shes obviously 日本人
>>585893290I love this inu musume. Just this one.
>>585893382woof woof, faggot
>pol posting from a libtard begins>yuriposting/anti-jp schizoing ceases
>>585893436Proof?
>>585893286groundwork eldoesn't matter if the rest of her skills are shit, you will win
>>585893524Your English is good, witgod.
>>585893524Thanks witgod.
>>585893486>he chronoticed
>>585893524arigathamks you witgawd
>>585893612>>585893612>>585893612
When is Blast Onepiece escaping NPC jail so Team IKZE can be complete?
4 and we shan't use the flasegod thread
>>585893165/vm/ thread is /pol/ free rn btw (gee wonder why)
>>585893684SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD
>>585893684>flasegodYour minor spelling mistake dooms you
>>585893524>>585893449>>585893334okay im fullsending condor and nishino ty
>>585893165Your avatar there, is she in this game we are to talk about? Hmmmmm
Post uma you will NOT fuck
>>585891782slurping and suckling vodkas vodkas
Helios soon
>>585891993evo skills wen
