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marry za ningen
>>585917540Here
>>585917897Ooh! American joke!
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek's boobs9 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder's butt0 and I'll fap to both
>>585917746my cute wives
>>585917929>fapping to a weeb
>Not every uma is for you or wants to have marry you.Which?>Then some of them want you really really bad to the point you're their goal and they want you to shine (like Cum Bucket)Which?All careers I have read so far have felt overwhelmingly platonic.
>>585917992orenji groovin
>>585917929
>>585918040>not every uma is for youBakushin and Falco>blablablaThe rest
Every 12 years umas will be taught of the one shot way to spread their bloodline...
>>585918124Idiot!
Wonderful ass...
>>585918206she do have allat (cause shes american)
>>585918287
https://youtu.be/Q8w7Cb9C04w
7 - at least one 3* uma in a free roll today for everyone4 - no one gets a 3* uma in a free roll0 - spooked by Teio
YWNBJ Grass
>>585918192Me sucking her umanko offscreen
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>585918508but i wanted teio....
>>585918516>You Will Now Become Japanese GrassTrue
>>585918607no one says this
>>585918040>uma not for youBakushin, Tachyon, Aston Machan,>uma for youSuper Creek, Hishiama, Nice Nature
>tranny got deportedbased!
>>585917861>So I am not the only one who immediately thought about Ardan when I read platonic.correct, she's just the most obvious example. Super Creek is a close second, though. Fairly close emotionally in both cases, but very clearly only friendly affection is present, there's no trace of romantic feelings.
>>585918541That one King Halo NTR doujin lives rent free in my head...
current mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ7HABJGnc0
>>585918750correct, Tachyon is for me
>>585917920nice
>>585918164>hag
>>585917746
>>585918940Love em
>>585919041I literally gulped holy fuck
>>585918768>super creek>no trace of romantic feelings
>>585917920What do the colored names and borders mean?
>>585919073>fucking ugly bastards
is always rape with these umas
I'm ugly bastards
Damn it, now I want to goon to Grass Wonder too.
>>585919290GesundheitBut also stop posting this
>>585918723shes cute tho
>>585919108both of us were just falseflagging. Ardan and Super Creek are some of the most romantically intimate careers Uma Musume has right now, until December comes around
>>585919320Nyo *tehee* :3
Grass WondeeMr BBC
>>585918891The one acceptable OTP that doesn't involve (You)
>>585918768These Mejiro maidens sure are hard to understand
>>585919294i jacked off to that one grass/tore doujin for like 3 days in a row once
>>585919506She doesn't love you, she just wants to rape your body in the Mejiro TunnelsNothin' personel kiddo
>>585919547why she jumpscaring like Springtrap?
>>585919525AH! Wife nature jump scare!
>>585919174iircBlue name = very for (you)Gold border = better writing than average
The Tachyon and Teio banner is tempting me to pull. Its really hard to resist...
>>585919460Whats happening in December?
>>585919607>rapeBut he signed a contract
Sexy Creek cosplayer ended up in the hospital with a fracture after being tackled and arrested by ICE agents at Rochester airport upon returning from a fan meetup in California. ICE is just a gang of brainless gorillas that the idiot Trump gave a shield to, they're all gonna pay when his government ends.
>>585919752Some hindu shit or whatever
>>585919752i would have to check but he might be vaugeposting about Daichi Ruby
>>585919235>>585919487>stallion
7 and i will get offbanner uma from free tenner4 and no one will get shitanything else i get nothing
>>585919749WHERE'S THE FULL VIDEOLINKKK
Mambogeddon has cometh
>>585919735>many girls I like are blue name gold borderBlessed, can't wait fot KSM
>>585918759Owari da... I didnt vote for this Umamusumebros...
Cute Uokka
>>585919924Fuck youI AM GETTING DOTO TODAY
>>585919841>the average uma cosplayer are men and trannies
>>585919924Stop that.
Man who the fuck cares about some cosplayer, fuck off already
>>585919924NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>585919841>they're all gonna pay when his government ends.lmaoyou'll do nothing to make this happening except crying on web
>>585919964>someone fapped to this
>I don't do fan runsrank goes down>I flatline for daysjump up twenty ranksI see what I should do so we'll stay at A+...
>>585919924shiraokiit's me again, you know what to do
Gweetings
>>5859199247 and this curse is dispelled4 and it gets worse
>>585920209Mambwo nyo...
>>585920327
>>585920327PRAISE BE ALLAH
>>585920327I will remember to thank you later
>>585919924GoodNothing will change for me but others will get fucked too and stop rubbing their pulls on my faceThanks Shiraoki-sama
I prefer 3D-FREE and BIOLOGICALLY female umas!
>>585919320She has allergies
>>585920326Cucking my trainee with her bodyguards/legal guardians is the best!
>>585918759>>585919841Did this SuperCreek underwent gelding? Wtf was that story at the right?
>>585920327UMAZING!
>>585919487
Wish I was an ugly girl with fat tits and could make a living doing nothing
>>585920563buy estrogen
>>585918759how did this person survive after graduating if not for illegally working lol?
>>585920560lewd eyes
Trainer, you must fuck and impregnate your trainee.
>>585920563
>>585920326fine motion more like cuck motion
>>585920658I dont think my trainee sees me that way.
>>585920560>El Condor Pasawhy is she covering the wrong part of her face
>>585920669I've literally never posted that
>>585920312
>>585920718If she did everyone would know she's El Condor Pasa
>>585918759>>585919841there is always another side of the story.
>>585920658k
>>585920658>hag promoting pedophilia No wonder she disappeared.
>>585920902>t. american
>>585917920>how severe?>deathkek
Reject, fuck, marry?
>>585920658If I must...
>>585920658Does it count if she's the one to do the heavylifting?
>>585920878>>585920868either her best or 2nd best image
>>585920975>t.muslim
>>585920996Reject Creek, Fuck Gentildonna, Marry Maruzensky
>despite getting the SP songs late I got to 3k anywaysrainbows matter more than these songs it seems
>>585921057This is my fav. Ama image. I posted my 2nd
>>585920878>>585921057>Idonum Fuck off
>>585920614it's pretty easy, you just get hired by people who don't check or lie>>585919964not the same person
https://x.com/1nature12/status/2115442120765173925?a=QXzuT7yKlgkCXPlgOGw&HOLY
>>585920996Marry CreekFuck MaruzenskyReject Gentildonna
>>585920996Damn this one's tough
>>585921221DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN
>>585921158The idea is sound, not a fan of the art tho.
>>585921221HOLY MOLY
>>585920326>the SP captain is actually in love with her princess's trainer>she has to give up on her love because the princess is in love with him too>the worst part is that sometimes she's forced to listen to the trainer's lustful moans through the microphones
>>585920996lmao at anyone thinking they get a choice. All 3 can force themselves on you and you won't have a say in the matter.
>>585921158
>>585921319This one is good too
>>585921221That's actually good
>>585920996Reject Donna whose career I haven't read, marry Creek, and fuck Maruzensky with Creek's blessing, she can join in too
>>585920658or what?
>>585919290no one sneezes like this
>>585921068eheh got you there i see
>>585918040This was no confirmed in the latest scenario by Cygames themselves. No wonder there is not even a hint of romance in most careers.
>>585921424
Bed squeaking sweaty sex with Mejiro Dober
IT'S A NEW DAY
>>585921580Hi Dober
It is a new hero
is this the last day of gibs? I lost count
>>585921556>stegofam>cafe>hyper lefty garbage the perfect tweet
>>585918124but Bakushin has a ballroom outfit event where she flirts with her trainer
>>585920996Reject MaruFuck GentilMarry Creekku
>>585921663A new hero?
>>585920996What I'd do with Creek depends entirely on how extreme the goo goo baby stuff is. If she just wants to pamper me then that's great but I'm not putting on a diaper or roleplaying an actual baby.
>>585921684One more tomorrow
>3 banner dias>now thisI DONT EVEN PLAY LATE SURGERS!!!
>>585921797Marked
amazin
>>585921712She just flirts, but during newyears she clearly rejects the trainer
>>585921729i'm not into diaper and roleplay as an actual baby, but if someone like creek wants it, i'd do it for her
this fucking bannerfirst kita on first tennerthen 3 ny dias in the third free tennernow this
YES
goofed up again award
>>585920996reject creek, reject gentil, marry and fuck maruzen
what do you even do in tomakomai
What is a trainer to an Uma?
>>585921946>>585921934The fuck is this, Super Creek Day?
>>585921556what? they confirmed that umas could reproduce by themselves in ancient times but they end up kneeling to the power of the dicks when they met the humans? that's amazing
>>585922017have sex
>this and cafe are now sign of trannyism
>>585921946Blessed bannerSo far, every day I've pulled a 3*Hope tomorrow is the same
>>585922017Nobody could tell me that either
>>585922054And Super Creek
>>585921938the event doesn't appear before the new year one, at least not to me
>>585922162tru tru my bad
>>585922017passing comfy days in your cottage-core house with lots of body-heat sessions
>>585922162And OP
Reject, fuck, marry, young filly edition
>be new player>limited roster>get hokko tarumae in first 10 pull>get NY kita, NY dia, summer mcqueen, ssr kitasan from gibs>spent only 1500 caratsthank you john cygames
>goldcity thememission events>luckshit goldcity new year versionuh based?
>>585922054>now
>>585922023Breeding mount
>>585922054the only sign of trannyism is killing yourself, don't kys anons because people will think you were a troon
>>585921450SAMBA MAINICHI SAMBA UMA UMA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA
Haeh? Usable for CM22?
Cool, but that isn't Doto...
>>585922284that's one way to call suicide baiter and suicider in general out like the GIANT FAGGOT LOSERS THEY ARE
I dont quite understand this general's obsession with transgender people
>>585922229Blessed newcutie
>>585922284Kek
>>585922023rape bait
I cba to go for S sprint, this pasa will do
>support card pulls are often exceptional>uma pulls are often a wasteland
>>585922247>Gold City at all
>>585922054being obsessed with trannies to this degree is brown-coded
>>585922352yurr
>>585922446what are you hiding from us anon...
You can only choose oneThe other 2 will rape you one day
>>585922312yeppers
not like I will use her but that's ok
>>585922352we casually make fun of them, what's the problem?
>>585922352 it's the satanic panic of the 2020's. it's fine. it'll go away whenever the US needs another narrative to shill Umamusume
>>585922352>>585922476YWNBAW
>>585922524yummy speed that I took by accident
>>585922534This doesn't work, you're supposed to add a downside
>>585922471why are you in some gay erp club bro...
That's it, I'm killing myself.
wtf she's huge
>>585922608
>>585922534>ugly stallion and two whores
>>585922671long feet
wahey
I think we should change YWNBAW to YWNBAH instead
>>585922671Stop being gay
>Your trainee>Their reaction to finding the folder of lewd pics you have about them
>>585922879
This kit is really silly, not to mention her ult (cykeks proceeds to do the same with valentines ines just 3 weeks later)
>>585922879...
>>585923059vines isn't nearly as badjust gold FR corners which is only 0.1 over double circlewhereas escape artist is 0.2 over fast-pacedplus vbobo's unique is stronger (though less recovery), has better growths and better aptitudes
>>585922924>aislop
>>585923212just for you
So does anyone know why some pulls froze your game to the point you had to alt f4? technically mine didn't but chibi daiwa was running for 6 minutes
>>585923184nvm i'm retarded that's ny kita, though built in TTL isn't as good in the long run as built in concentrationstill vines isn't nearly as OP as people are making out
>>585923059Valentine Fujin is whateverThis is the real demon
>>585923240japanese vibecoded magic
how in the fuck did this guy get 1.2k guts with just tahbo and LH, he won a public lobby I was in
over half my club is below the required average to be inside the rank we are in
Kitasan blanca is not that good right?It doesn't matter if I don't get her with the free rolls right?
getting kitablanco in my 190th roll feels like a punch in the guts
>>585923643if you're not a frontgod then she's only good as a pace parent so you're not really missing out noand even then she's only for mediumspeople just go rabid for kitapits
>dIdn't pull og kitashit>didn't pull kita whiteI HATE this bitch
What did Cygames mean by this scenario? Going full all out UmaTore? Azuma almost falling for you but restrains herself and wants you and your trainee to be happy forever instead.
>>585923225>>585923263Difference between year one and year 3
>>585923643she will make you cry during the first GM CM but that's it
i have to transfer some umas
>>585923897/vma/ is on the 2nd aisle to your right
>>585923643it doesn't matter to me because I was never gonna run shitasan negro or blanco, but I got her twice anyways
Umamusume feet would be full of blisters from the excessive running, not hot at all
>>585923745I will just borrow her as a pacechad then
>>585923753And the next events will feature umas dancing with each other for the yuricucks.
>>585922457Same but reverse
>>585923628mambwo...
>>585923628/uma/clubwo...
the way ナカヤマフェスタ stands in this pic is so fucking cool like holy hell it's so badass
>>585923539What are the inspirations?>>585922651Do a flip
>>585924052anon there is only one
>>585923984Counter pointUma’s are built different
>>585924165>>>/u/majp larping faggot
>>585921556Except those were ancient umas. Literally the point of the scenario is how everything changed after Umas and Humans intermingled with each other and how they are much more better forming relationships with humans.The scenario story drives that point so many times and it's used to solve the existential crisis Blast and others were experiencing after finding out about ancient umas. The pure cope from these shiptrannies are so funny.
>>585924202I forgor, didn't check.....
>>585924269schizo melty uh oh
>>585924292>solve the existential crisis Blast and others were experiencing after finding out about ancient umasThey had problems with their trainers?
>only 1 more gl cm it really wasn't that bad, last month of mant I used 1 borrow a day
>>585924331malding matt
>>585924165cool roommates
>the pinoy pretending to be american is mad at the indog pretending to be japanese
>>585924292Thanks for the info anon, I knew he was a schizo
>the villain is laughing over his brethren's being joked upon
>>585924269no one even says this
>>585924447Cool and cute!
>>585923753Imo everyone won
>>585924773STANDING
>>585924292what crisis?
Who gets the extra 90 stars? Kita stars are already at 5 statues/star while I haven't bought any Dia stars yet.
>>585924773https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtHmhC8bZp0
>>585924836ON THE EDGE
>>585924419Blast for example, when she found out that ancient umas were able to get by with the rituals without humans, she had an existential crisis. It got resolved after a few scenes where they realized how so far the ancient umas are from the current ones (like monkeys to humans) and how humans have completely changed their species and are very reliant on them for existence that's why they form relationships with humans.That includes having families and stuff. There was one scene where Yukino Bijin's grand father wrote a diary about how he fell in love with her uma wife (Bijin's grand mother). Bijin's mother is also an uma musume btw.
>>585924918OF THE CRATER
>>585924840this one >>585924940
>>585924849dober
Does the new lore work with naturally birthed umas? Say you and your uma have a baby daughter and that daughter wants to have a normal jobDoes she cease to exist the moment she is forgotten?
>>585924821Everyone wins whenever new content comes out except those who use it for completely meaningless tribalism
>>585923753She's a proper wallflower
>>585924773my life for mambo!12 million fans a day!only the strongest will survive!
>>585925130>12M a daywhich club is poaching you bwo?
>>585924940>and are very reliant on them for existenceJust like racehorses IRL!
>>585924940That's actually wholesome
>>585925187Mambo.
>didn't get a single green hint
>>585924940>all over a ritual She needs to stay an NPC. Also, Yukino and her family are shit.
>>585925091YesWhy else you think only popular umas exist? Why else would npc compete but disappear after the campaign mode is over?
>>585925057I cannot use my exchange points on dober
>>585925262>Why else would npc compete but disappear after the campaign mode is over?They decided to become normies and got normal working jobs?
>>585925091I think that "if you forget X uma she doesn't exist anymore" is just cope from Azuma so you don't forget her, because it doesn't make sense
>>585925221Ningen pussy
The hag should just get together with some other dude and leave me be.
>>585925307dia thenbigger boobs
>>585919924>>585920327I have been saved...
>>585925593>not killing the hag
>>585925593Having a once-a-twelve year fling sounds really nice
>>585925437Got a chuckle out of me
>>585925502
>>585919752
>>585925593Sorry anon, but torena is the designated stud of Tracen
reminder that Light Hello despite having a failed career, still had one with a trainer by her side, meaning she's most likely not a virgin
supiki
>>585925778No tomboys
>>585925728Lovely silly!
>>585925728splendid
>>585919506I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't get them
>>585925812maybe she had a failed career because her trainer was a w*man
>>585925253>late hello dating eventrip
>>585925994Kek
call me crazy but ever since free pulls started runs have been miserable to playlight hello doesn't start dating on juniorchains don't finish despite lvl 3 support boostspe priority doing nothingno, i didn't flatline
>>585920327HOLY SHIT I GOT KITABLANCO THANK YOU ANON
>>585925593Leave her to me
>>585925778>>585925843
>>585925812
Riko is a woman, yet she is a very successful trainer. Stop being misogynistic
>>585925921the guy spamming these gifs wouldnt leave my timeline so fuck these gifs
>>585926117Be my guest and take her off my hands
>>585925994We need women to ruin umas careers.>>585926117No.
>>585926169Little Cocoon and the brown one never once won against me in both normal and updated Unity tho. Aoi is also a bad trainer, just look at Meek's stats
>>585926110I had this for 4 straight, then i got UG9 Uma (my record)
>>585925812That trainer, me
>>585926117MEET ME AT THE SQUARE I'LL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATHSHE'S MINE
>>585926150
>>585926169>literal who
>>585920996Marry Super CreekMarry GentildonnaMarry MaruzenskyI mean........duh?Total Hag Love
>next time we see light hello is the ramen scenarioFUCK IT'S GONNA BE LIKE 3 YEARS
>>585926434Pearl my beloved...
>>585926169I remember that when I read the Unity scenario, she left her two girls to train alone while she went with (You) to fuck at the hot springs
>>585926319Hi, ugly bastard
>>585925843No homosexuals
Why did she do it, bros? He was also in love with her too. Why would she trade a fulfilling and happy short life for a stagnant, 12-year interval immortality?
>>585926182it's a good gif though.
>my meme guts build have been winning more than my proper wit build pace chasersWas guts the answer all along
>>585926550yahallo
>>585925812You didn't read the story.The main problem with her career was about her not getting closer to her trainer. And she founds it out when she sees how you work and how you're helping there achieve something.So they' didn't fuck.But this doesn't mean she's a virgin, a body like that with her age she fucked probably.
>>585926709not when you've seen it with 50 other chibi models
>>585926657For the future of all umamusume
>>585926507
Reject Azuma, embrace Light Hello.
>>585926507She's so incredibly hot. I really wish I had pulled her, but I couldn't afford it when her banner was up because I was saving for Fine Motion and SMaru. Fuck my poorfag life
>>585926434where is she
>>585926713guts is good if you can also get high wit / powerwhale strat
>>585926341
>>585926507Hmmm I think we need to start some Pearl propaganda.
>>585926709noooo I don't like it when silly symboli cries nooo
>>585926826>not rejecting bothFaggot
>>585926150wait this isnt valentines chocolate you literally got this from the school cafeteria!!
>>585926657For the sake of the bonds between trainers and umamusume.
>>585926940Her banner is over, maybe I'll do it again when her sexo alt drops
>>585926901heh
>>585926867she's an obaa-san, not a hag.
>>585926991Correct! It's HEALTHY BOY MADE FOOD!
>>585926826>not embracing bothFaggot
>>585922471to commendate luckshitting her, I will honor by using her as a debuffer for the sprint cm, her gold -0,3 acceleration is more insane that I thought
>>585922352imagine for a moment you are isekai'd as kitahara jo or some such fellow in the uma musume universe. that is to say, you are a intimately familiar with the difference between horse, horse girl, and the varities of human.you would surely dedicate yourself to your task. for who could do other than find joy in the act of manifesting the aspirations of the earnest? you efforts do not always produce victory, but you, and your trainees, put everything into its pursuit. for you know that true victory does not come from a medal but is a consequence of real effort put into improvement at this point, you have lost yourself in training. memories of your former life have all but faded away and you have become engrossed in this most sublime of tasks. yet, one day, you find your routine thoroughly disrupted. it appears that the entrance to tracen academy is blocked by a crowd of uma musume that you, quite surprisingly, havent seen before. as you inch through the crowd, inundated by bizarre aromas and slurred chanting, you notice a number of quite peculiar things. these uma musume are not simply quite out of shape, afflicted with varying degrees of obesity, but their ears and tails are oozing with malodorous pus. concerned, you push through to the administrators office. you find her sitting with a rather grim look on her face observing CCTV footage of the protests. you reccomend that someone call uma services on whichever academy these musume are from because it is obvious that they are not being cared for by their trainers. yet, to your shock, ms akikawa informs you that these are not horse girls but, in fact, human females broken by lack of attention in their adolescence coalescing with incomplete education and poor parenting in their youth. and moreover, that this entire dilemma has been taken advantage of by predatory pharmaceutical and medical workers looking to exploit new markets. now these human females, you cannot help but pity, for as a trainer you kn
You guys despise hags, yet obsessed with MaruzenkyWhy?
>>585926923so....vidya and KFC and umapyoi at CB's place?where do I sign?
too bad all the future scenario umas are ugly as fuck until twinkle legends. all GM hag umas are ugly except the brown one, Mai looks like a boy, white Bakushin is ugly, and so on
>>585926713if you can somehow also get 1100 wit yea
>>585926434So fucking based...
soon
IM NOT READY TO ROLL FOR THESE NEXT 2 MONTHS!!!
HEAD-ONAPPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
>>585927162MARUZENKSY IS YOUNG BRIGHT OLD LADY AND CAN'T RESIST HER
>>585927315evil creature
>>585927317now that's a joke I haven't heard in a long ass time
fuku if she was sexy
>>585927317peak...
I am mayano sexualRecommend me some new umas to train
>>585927317the rapist
lol, lmao even
>>585927397Shiraoki couldn't compete
>>585927162>implying She's shit, too
azuma looks so soft and fluffy...
Renouncing Shiraoki and converting to Azuma sect
>>585927503This but Biwa
ritto umas have been seen with hickeys on their necks as of latelyacademy officials are still unsure who's responsible for this"we're still investigating :3" says dorm leader Fuji Kiseki
>>585927246
>>585927386man it plays in my head everytime I buy that fuckin skill
Can we talk about drama?
>>585927690what drama
i mean at least it cost 30 pulls instead of 130, but still, get off my ramonu funds!!!
>>585927649What's the point of not allowing trainers in their dorms if unas can enter their trainers' rooms anyway?
>>585927503She's literally a kitsune with horse ears and tail.
>>585927690the troon cosplayer who got deported?
>>585927031CB bros have been at it for at least 100+ days, alas they're all powered by a single guy art
>>585927690are you pro-skub or anti-skub?
you guys only like azuma because she has big tits and is nice to you. you'll forget and dump azuma in a few weeks, just like every other FOTM NPC you latch onto.
>>585927895All Creekfags are trannylovers
I wish I had Falco..
>>585926329Update on this, I won. Hopefully next time anon can find an uma for him. Don't take on the big dogs.
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>585927872>azUMAMeds schizo
>>585928173You know it's true
grrrrrr yanko yanko why does your nickname sounds like manko?
Are free rolls over or there is one more?
>>585928501Rudolf is so hot and cute all the time
>>585928501I'm quite fond of the shinboris.
>>585927690YOUR dancho will lose MY dancho will win. YOUR club stinks and MY club is the best!
>>585928007>because she has big tits and is nice to you
>>585928472Ugly nepobaby
>>585928604Doto would say this
fat fucking fat umas
Enjoy it while it lasts. This is the last free uma pulls campaign we'll ever get.
>>585928604/uma/chan...
>>585927246I got Kitasan in the free pulls, so I'm tempted to use the 200 I'd budgeted for her on Helios, instead
>>585928843Daiwa isn't sexy
>>585928604basedif your danchou loses the danchou club your club STINKS
Visit Tomankomai!
>>585928023You just know
I love Danchou but I don't think he will do well in the Danchou Cup.
>>585928650>Ugly nepobabybut enough about almond eye
>>585928965>got Tamachan in the free pulls>got KitaKuro in the free pulls>got KitaBlanco in the free pullsthese results are acceptable
>>585929169I don't think of daisca when I think of fat umas
>>585929271Based, both are ugly
so waithow many umamusume are rich as fuck or come from a rich fuck family
>>585928965It's really gonna be only free card pulls from now on huh
>>585929447This stinks of a secondary artist
>>585929443mejiros and satonos
The last 3* uma you get in free pulls is your fated uma wife
>>585928965Why though? Cygjews got to greedy?
>>585929443everyone except you-know-who. the ugly little one.
>>585929590TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK
>>585929616Chance to get offpity umas = less bought selectors/Less carats spent.
>>585929659Engineer Tickezo bro..
>>585929590*Kita spooks you for the 3rd time during these free pulls*
>>585929259Have some faith
>>585929590>TM Opera OOh no
>>585929245make one of fuku who cares about this dirter. the superior dirt racer is wonder acute
>>585929447>off-model
>>585929037Cute Mamechin
>>585928007you must be a very jealous woman
>>585928539one more
which uma burps the loudest?
>>585929590I'm a first rate husband
>>585929447>on-model
>>585929917carrot
>>585929993isn't it obvious
nomnom
>>585930197Mambwo...the fans...
>>585930197MAMMMMMBOOOOOOO
>>585929659Time traveler V Ryan bro...
mambo?
If your wife doesn't have special legend changer lines, she's officially a jobber.
>>585930357My loser heroine wife...
>>585930260There's only so much I can do...>>585930274>>585930357Mambo!
need azuma cryer asap
>>585930694
I wake up to this
Danchou is finally laying down the law, but it's too late because I already killed myself
>>585929590>Married to a short stackAlright then
>>585930878mambwo...
Are there any doctor umas?
Tokyo 1600m (Snowy) Dirt test63000830
Hello friends!!!
>>585931047Hello
>>585931047hello
>>585930804>coal burner
Maruzensky just dabbed in 2026..
>>585930878That's fine
>>585931192
>>585931047ohayoo
>>585930991laurel's stam support card event is pretty much her filling in for a nurse at the infirmary K.S. miracle has some carryover medical knowledge since that bitch is bed ridden 24/7that's kind of it. no actual doctors.
>>585931159https://youtu.be/KpnP8oKrDBU
>>585931192Aw hell naw
>>585930991It's Oguri's future calling
>>585930894All her height went to two places
>>585931169are you not tired?
>>585931479
>>585931479ougghhhh I'm feeling SLEEEPYYYY
>>585931456D-Does cheval actually have allat? I never noticed..
>>585931047Hello babydachi, hows your rolls?
>>585931684Unironically will shoot myself if I ever took a picture with a cosplaying dude
>>585931684At this point, why not
>>585931774he doesn't play the game lol
>>585931849You dont need to play game to spend free rolls bwo
>>585931684manliest frontbro
>>585931684made for bwc
>>585928472how will her career be like?will she be for (you)?
whatever nigga
>>585931643maya...
>>585931945how would he roll if he doesn't have an account
>>585932008the cutest mare
>>585931036Flower got left in the dust there....46858754
This is the first time I've ever touched this button, chasing sprint sparks is the most miserable thing I've experienced playing this
>>585932297monhun bro...
>>585931993Like Ryusei Sakai, I bet her trainer would be very handsome but serious type
>>585931684ngl that's pretty good cosplay
>>585931159>>585931164>>585931285>>585931774
>>585932530how did you survive long training wtf
b-but your idol dream
>>585932680>Thrustwat
another million fans for mambo!
>>585932439Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeee86066625
>>585931684That's a tranny
>>585933052gotta dip, thanks for hostan
>>585933052>UF7what's going on here
>>585933285
Why is chukyo so fucking bad for fronts...
>>585932854I did the bare minimum but runs didn't rape me with no lube
>>585933231Unfortunately you can make a very high UF uma that still sucksBehold, my highest rated uma ever thats useless
>>585933052>UF7
>>585933445more like chokeyo lmao
>>585933384
>>585933052My Taiki wiffed Blossom T_T71270369>>585933145It's my pleasure
>>585933052Frontgods still sleeping I see
>>585933470>not immediately glueing after second inspo
>>585933685ALL MY FRONTS LOSE NO MATTER WHATI'LL SEE YOU NYAGGERS NEXT CM
cm21 status?
>>585933716I had literally had good turns every single turn so I was honestly curious how it was gonna turn out
>>585933864I do not care anymore i'm sending my suboptimal aces and grinding clankers on half tp for next cm
>>585933864Random bullshit go maya is certain to bring me A finals
>>585919041>>585917746>>585920996I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>585931684Frontbros... what is this?
>Have to repair and re download 14GB files to stop game from freezing.Fucking stupid jap coding
>>585933864high steaks gambling with not so high quality aces betting on A finals and a first place
>>585932407if i knock her up she can't disappear on me
>melty in the club chat again
>>585934971Post or didn't happen
>>585934971Leak them sister
>>585934971Leak it sis
>>585934971this never happens btw.
>>585933864My pull plan works with A rank, 5.5 class and group B 3rd. So I am just chilling
>>585934971>making up fake drama for (You)s againAnd it works every single time.
>>585934971
>>585934971Spill the tea
would you a 2000 year old hag
>>585935309I'd do a 10 year old hag of course I would
>>585935051>>585935063>>585935090not gonna doxx my mambros
im short of reaching SS rank, should I change something with this deck?
>>585934971mambwo...
>>585935097Why is falco looking a little.. err, chunky in this
>>585919148>>585918352>>585918431>>585918465>>585918206Beating my dick to Grass' fat Japanese butt
>>585935501change stinky windy for flower power
>>585935473SureNo proofBut totally happened
>>585935501guts urara is a meme for auto
>>585935532thats just what a real healthy umadol looks like
>pace pinkNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>585935718>Making parents still
>>585935718bwo cm is in 2 days
>>585935761This is for CM22 bwo
>>585935309Umapyoi, next question
Will this make Danchou happy or mad?
>>585935309I'm going to impregnate this hag.Why is there still no porn of her?
>>585935918>SS3
>>585929443Just from the ones on Global>Every Mejiro>Every Satono>Every Symboli>Ruby>Fine MotionIf there's any more I'm missing then feel free to correct me
>>585935918>full tphes raping you either way bro
>>585935918mambwo please...
>>585935097>>585935713So this is what happened to Falco after she refused to fuck her trainer...
>>585924773my dumb ass finally found out how to do 1mil fan runswith this knowledge, i shall save the mambwos
>>585935918bro flatlined so hard he still isnt at 900k
Halloween soon
when the ground works
>>585936114>>585935967I was too lazy to update my tt team after dropping to 5.5..... And now it doesn't seem worth it, I'll update it when GM hits (and ancestors)...
>>585936106you could have asked in chat... or here...
>people forgot about herrip
>>585936374no one here does anything but lie and cheat. I get why he didn't ask.
where the cm21 rooms?
>>585935501Windy is ass, use literally anything other than that
>>585936438mommy
Do I get Chipotle or chicken fried steak for lunch?
This year I got excited because the fortune slip was all golden and sparkly... but it was because trainer swapped it with a first seat invite to his wedding with Azuma....
>>585936438I like this costume
>>585936468i have never told a lie on here in my lifeonly bad puns
>>585935405threesome is the solution
>>585936563Both
>>585936487host it
>>585936410Ugly NPC
>>585933864haru comes with sprinting gear
>>585936702You can't say that unless you post fat falco
>>585936468we don't lie and cheat in our club chat
>>585936643Fuku-chan...
>>585936305I need to be Dia's sex slave
>>585935961
>>585936674you didn't post a troona picture alongside this. what am I supposed to visualise when reading this now
>>585936768No, Fatco is the source of happiness and truthFor gluttony, Spe is your gal
this game sucks when is GM coming out (it will suck too)
i command you to post something cute
Taking Dia to the 21cm room!
>>5859366437 and he doesn't go through with the marriage
>>585937103>rejected through visas
my pov
>>585937120
>>585937154
>>585936662It’s a good alt.
does this mean i don't have to build bitch shichi for my dirt team anymore?I have digitan and pasa already
>>5859338643 acesno sprint SI'm ready
>>585937151I can only take my umas to the 16cms room...
>>585937441bro.. your ulala?
>>585937281>hags and a tomboy Gay
>>585933864Still unsure about winning the finals, but pretty confident i will get into A Group
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/W8UApj>https://jiggie.fun/W8UApjhttps://jiggie.fun/W8UApj>https://jiggie.fun/W8UApjhttps://jiggie.fun/W8UApj
>>585937535i only have her base version.also, i can't build her up to scenario standards for some reason
>>585937532I'm also 5 CMs too late for that joke but I just had to post it
I need to win cm21 because thats my dicksize
danchou I dont feel so good
>>585937757i dont get it
>>585933864my main's highest rolls was the one i made a walk and a half ago, and that one is lacking some mid race velocities and a late race accelsmy 2nd best is a pace who has not ever ended up above 6th in any of the non-uma rooms i joined, and my front always ends up last.i'm gonna get raped this cm...
>>585937872Tama...
>>585937864Name my band
+16cm each thrust, 48cm in total. Torena-san sure is long!
>>585937864>>585938016REM Rape Every Male
>>585937914Post them
>>585938101i'm not a three pump chump, i swear!!!
>>585937872But my trainee does
>>585933864In my 20 Pasa runs I only have gotten sprint S once and it was a trainwreck of a run. I'll probably just send out a workable sprint A pasa
>john
>>585938024needs marriage and breeding
>>585938101Just don't mention that to anyone else
>>585938284No, let the propagandist die.
I can't stop gooning to horses
how difficult is it to manipulate this uma into sex?i'm gonna play her career later after getting some shut eye
>>585938397the only one dying alone is you anon
don't (You) canonically lead a whole team in the main storyyou can't be having sex with all of them
>>585938417>gooning to a tranny
>>585938159God I wish that were me
>>585938534>you can't be having sex with all of themsays who
>>585938503not true, i'm dying alone with him too. aren't all of us are in this thread?
>>585938247trainer is a whore
>>585938549horsegirls have biological girl parts, you know
>>585938503>t.umatore worshipper
>>585938534you have sex with the main one.
>>585938534horses naturally live in harems
>>585936982apologiesi put the cart before the horse and posted too hay-stily to attach an image
>>585938463Inari One seems like she'd have sex with you if you asked (once you reach Senior Year)
>>585938463wait for heat season, don't take a shower for a couple of days, let her instincts do the rest of the work
>>585938534I don't remember they're into you. Just the main wives with McQueen and King.
fuck uma fuck uma fuck uma woohoo fuck uma umanko
>>585938651Reject "her"
>>585938792me but unironically
you guys are hornier than usual today
>>585938706you mean Spe-chan (aka the protagonist of uma musume pretty derby)?
hey onii-chan ^_^
>>585938534they will rape you anyways
>>585938893AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DAIWA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>fat>ugly>BPD
>>585938893
>>585938893proofs?
>>585938792that's exactly what the exam to become a trainer says, please don't leak it
>>585938893scarlet is so sex. shame about her VA though
>>585937864I lost track of the gang beats, did they already have a finale?
>>585939137>not Azuma
>>585938893>>585939021rape tits fuck uma sex umanko
>>585938893they release a scenario that heavily pushes you to mate with your trainee, it was inevitable
What do Maya’s parents think of her Crush on her Trainer?
>>585939385They'll ban it
>>585939295>uma sex is confirmed>uma lewds still prohibitedDoes this mean...John Umamusme was Abe all along?!
>>585938905no, the one you start the career with, not the deck ones.
>>585939504careers aren't canon
>>585938549yeah, that's the appeal.
>>585939385They're still waiting on the grandkids
>>585939602>stallionfag
>>585939586
GET KEKED, TORENA-SAN
>>585939178that's every winner so far, finale is on the 31 but no idea if gang beats allows 8 players i assume from the op pic
>>585939385her father is disappointed you didn't get her pregnant yet
>>585939172I swear I don't get the nips, I don't care what the seiyuu actually looks like, I just care if her voice is sexo or not, fucking faggots I swear, they should be more worried about sucking off oji-sans to be pay off their gambling addiction than whatever daiwa's va does with her life
it would be nice if some of you died
>>585939852they could be worried about both
>>585939947i wish i was dead
hi boys <3
tomakomanko tourism umamusume prostitute
>>585939852it's unironically due to companies that tried to push seiyuu = idol (bannam, cygames, etc)
>>585939947>a curren
you mean her tits, right?
>>585939670well yeah. what else would you call it?
>>585939852In Japan if a VA isn't cute or doesn't know how to sing and dance then they don't get any work unfortunately
>>585940013hello girl
seiyuumanko
>>585939385Doesn’t Maya mention something about her dad wanting to meet you?
nyagger
>585940013
>>585940176ye
Cannot wait for some time to pass, Daiwa VA get her treatment done, and then slim down but retaining the massive tits
>>585939852It's cygays own fault for tying the irl VAs with the umas this hard. They could've fully go with the vtuber route where they can wear the 3D rig of the umas while the VA themselves don't get a single lick of public spotlight. Instead we get this cringe VA larping as idols in their cringe 3DPD form
>>585939947Trainee that would gently strangle me to death while telling me everything will be ok soon?
>>585939852We don't support fat women
>>585940013die, afggot
>>585939947Bouquet would say this to all the female trainers
yae
>>585940013donna sexo
desuwamanko
>>585940176He just wanna talk to you
>>585940446She'll buy weight loss drugs for the rest of her life.>>585940486Ugly VAs
>>585939947I would cum if she said that to me
>mutt hours are non-architect hoursfaggots, all of youi would literally give up my entire life savings just for a week of exclusive access to Daiwaseiyuu's pussy
>>585940341Reply to me you little bitch
>>585940134>unfortunately
>>585940671this but anal
>>585940671Fat japanese girls are cute
>>585940486They do have the face of a duo that would assault little boys...
>>585940486Super Creek VA's can do anything she wants to me
>>585940568cute yae and VERY cute third yae
>>585939852It's why vtubers are so popular, especially among low IQ individuals. Looks are everything to them.
>>585940671Bitch, you're lying.>>585940880Wrong.
I prefer my JP VAs fat so they would be safe and wouldn't be able to lift besides or under a tree
>>585940486I do not consent!
>>585940671you can't even cook for yourself and you expect me to believe you can cook for a cow?
>>585940960if my dick was big, i'd post a cumtribute for the seiyu specifically to prove it
I don't care if her VA is fat but fat lovers are somehow even more disgusting than haters
>>585940134sugita can't do either
>>585940880need fatco sex
>>585940486I'd still fuck CB
>>585940621Haha just talk right?…
>>585940786but anal!
>>585941063>excuses
>>585940486I know it's obvious but you can really tell how one has been completely mindbroken by porn if they legitimately believe these fuckers are ugly
>>585940880dirter thighs...
>>585941101Nyo
can we continue seiyuu posting next thread?my dick is itching to cum to 3dpd for some reason
>>585938534>>585938706This is true, McQueen is a winner
>>585941063all cocks are cute, do it anyway pussy
>>585941304>defending ugly roasties
>>585941386Nyes
Dirt supremacy is real.
>>585941451Shiwu...
>>585941451Brian is next and Golshi last
>>585941581how can ningens even compete?
>>585941732as if i have a choice
>>585941849>>585941849>>585941849
>>585941581wife and back up wife
>>585941063Daiwa doesnt like quitters
