Deafening Silence Edition>Previous>>585844169>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSSep 22 Ironclad Democracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U5E3xGIAxwSep 22 TD-110 Maelstrom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaaTuqKVwsIOct 20 Scope of Authority https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL411R2whL4Oct 20 Easy Anti-Cheat https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/713415392836453548Oct 26 AR-23L Liberator https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jSTcKljUKpo>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionOct 20 1.007.200 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/715666559007196081Oct 22 1.007.201 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/708912427613295258
abdosisters run /hdg/
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242635233106/seems like the perfect time for a lobby
>mod my silo back to 50 demo force
nah bro actually made a lobby lmao
>>585918267That's cheating you fucking jeet.
>>585918138Seek help, porn addict.
>>585918412Nah bro, haven't you heard, there's an anti-cheat now so there's no cheaters, else they wouldn't be allowed to play
>>585918412too bad
>>5859182232/4
>trying to play the moralfag card in a thread about a game where the developers themselves have no moralsValiant, but you're suckersYour entire moral crusade is based on the preposition AH cultivates a good fanbase to begin with
>>5859182233/4 get your slot now (limited time offer)
>>585918770I am at work :(
>>585918916kill your employer
>>585918138you can't even run to the store
>>585918223lust provoking image deployedget a move on
real america (California) time we're waking up, getting our donuts, getting our pumpkin spice lattes, getting our matinee double cheese burgers, and starting the day. time waits for, begins with, and ends with California. the time is 730am here and everywhere around the world. the sun revolves around us. the sky is gold with the shining sun smiling upon us. the sun wears sunglasses while passing over and revolving aroubd California.
How many avatarfaggots can a general sustain until it becomes unusable and dies having pissed and shat itself?
>>585919128failed 2 join robby
Modded SC lobby?
>>585918689>ummm...narrowhead bad so that means I can spam my coomer dogshit!!!...okay?Kill yourself, retard.
>>585919265at least six or seven more
>bugchasers get told they have to fight bugs with a stratagem that is not orbital napalm. >sub 50% kill count on the MO.Remove that stratagem from the game and you remove bugchasers' ability to play it.
>>585918223fvll
>>585917997bugfags
>>585918689>I go and shit in the thread cuz dev badfuck off
>>585919265go sit in /xivg/ for a week
>>585919265idk but check out this funny snek
>>585919342>>585919584Niggers. At least I know abdosloppers and cheetjeets open and play the fuckin' gameAs far as I know you just come here to shit up the thread complaining about them
>>585919423I've seen bugtards throw napalm on nests and terminal objectives with just a handful of bugs there. And then we have to wait for the fire to burn out and in that time bug patrols have started filing in. In regard to the current MO, I'll have an HMGE set up on a breach and bugtard will appear without fail to napalm the breach and steal all the kills. I would love to see a temporary planet modifier that prevents the use of fire stratagems to see how they fare.
you know whats funnier than taking 4 mines? taking 5 mines
>>585919423I'm an EDF vetI use RR or EAT to solve big problems, everything else just needs the MG. HMG is fun though been using Dog breath MG HMG Rail cannon for hueg holes and a free slot for what the mission is to adjust
Insane how Vox Engines are perfectly balanced in a vacuum>defined weakspots>have a specific mechanic that can instantly defeat it>said mechanic is challenging to pull off, but effective and can be fun>can have moments where the combat tempo changes and someone needs to run off to deal with the VoxBut AH is fucking retarded and spawns them by the dozens instead of just 1 or 2
>>585919767yeah nice cope retardfuck off with your garbage
>>585920098Yeah unfortunately their implementation meant they'd turn into overlapping eldritch abominations, clip into themselves, there'd be 8 of them at any given time and the amount of space you had to fire and maneuver around them was abysmal so you just got stuck in ragdoll loopsI fought them out in the open, 3 at a timeIncredibly addictingly fucking funBut Cyberstan was a shitshow and not a fun one
>>585919767>abdosloppers and cheetjeets open and play the fuckin' gameNice delusions, tranny. The abdotroon from last thread is literally level 84 in his screenshot, you retarded faggot. >>585896753
cyberstan was the only time the game was fun
>>585920321Better be level 84 and play the game than level 0 and not owning the game
>>585920321>muh levelYou and him clearly enjoy the game for entirely different reasons (if you even openn it to play it)
>>585920387>>585920416Post your level so everybody can laugh at your sub 150 ass, troon.
>>585920001>primary ? mine launcher>secondary ? mine pistol>grenade ? mine>support ? also mine>armor ? integrated explosive (i'm the mine)
Chat, the MO is cooked even with the adjustment from Joel. We are so chopped.
>>585920521im waiting for my primary and secondary mine launchers arrowhead.
>>585920514>muh level again129, since I play alone and that cuts into mission time and diver extractionn gainsNow that by your metrics I am a shitter, could you go back to having no life?
>>585920385i miss cyber stan, solid bloke that one
>JUST PLAY THE GA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKK
>>585920514Playing right now
>>585920678>abdotard is not even 150 after years of 150 capLMAO
>bugtranny can only use whataboutisms to deflectWhat a shame.
>>585920678>cheatjeet , porn addict solotranny is a 129 touristYeah, the jokes write themselves really.
When was the last time word cloud got posted here
>assumingsure anons whatever keeps you from killing yourselves
>muh whataboutismYou got bodied, rape victim.
If your metric for success is numbers in a game where anything past 25 doesn't matter then you got bigger issues so again: whatever stops you from tying the noose
>gucci coded language
>i-i-it doesn't m-matter!!
Bugsissies sure are mad about failing their part of the MO.
we need laser and Tesla and plasma mines. dont care if they are functionally destined anti tank, incendiary, and anti person mines
Correct, it doesn'tWhy I posted it
Levels are a direct metric on how much you've played the game. Keep coping though, retard.
Where new biome?Where galactic war event?Where new missions?Where new enemy?
>meanwhile, on the bot front
>nonsequitorStop making it so easy to dismiss your inane posts.
>not being at level cap is enough to drive several faggots in this thread to schizophreniaFuckin' retards lmao
its that time againpost reers
>nonsequitorYou started yapping about playing and the game and then got asked to post your level which is a direct metric on how much you play the game.Don't use buzzwords you don't even understand the meaning of, retarded pseud tourist faggot.
>lack of direct replies makes thread schizos think every post is directed at them
>>585922291Nobody said this. Just don't start yapping about "playing the game" if you're a 129 level cheatjeet.
Oh look the pseud is already backpedaling after getting gaped.
>585922438kill yourself
No one actually cares about faction wars right? You guys are only pretending while you wait for content
>we're not sweaty but if you're not sweaty you're a shitter!
>>585923205its all just LARP, we are just starved for content and post whatever gives the most (You)s...
>Welcome to /hdg/! (interpretations may vary)
>>585923205It's all baitposts by gucci and those falling for bait and gucci replying to himself like a psycho.
So since I'm over level 250, I'm allowed to yap about the game, therefore, I will say:>I don't give a shit about the major orders or the galactic war>I will cheat SC to not give the swedes any money>The headless glitch will stay on during sex>Host your own fucking game>Kill swiggers. Behead swiggers. Roundhouse kick a swigger into the concrete.
>>585900428>2 Chargers just unborrow themselves from the ground ready to attack me like some fucking Zerg from Starcraft>Was I in a modded lobby or is this a new feature?Chargers have done that since day 1. You've either been blind or have always been with bull-in-a-china-shop nigger teammates that aggro the burrowed POI chargers before you enter LOS.You would have seen their radar markers had you been looking at your radar, which reinforces you being blind a bit.
>>585923775You sound raped.
>>585923778Ruh roh! You're not at level cap? Embarrassing! Clearly a tourist shitter with no business having an opinion on the game!>Note: The other most prevalent community of faggots that cares about levels is DbD, well known for their abundance of cuckolds and troons
>>585923153
so uuuhh...terminid, automaton or illuminate gf?
>>585924259SEAF gf, duh.
>>585924186>abdotard saying anything about tranniesoh am i laffin
Damn, getting called a tourist really bothered this brown retard, lol.
>>585923951>Ehrm chuddie, you didn't play the game like I wanted you to and you didn't respect rule number 1488 of my unwritten survivor/killer rulebook and I died because of it (I unhooked in front of you) so now I will proceed to throw a tantrum for two hours in the chat
>>585923714ASS WORLD
>>585924307i didn't put SEAF, Helldiver or Eagle gf because they're the obviously the superior choiceso pick a poison, diver
>>585922291it's a clear indicator that you barely have any hours in - and, honestly, in your case it checks outI've played with you and you're not only loud but also extremely mid either stay in solo lobbies or learn to take a chill pill
>>585924259>>585924410consider suicide
posted in the dead thread award!steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242641457155/76561199070355342I set all spawns to x1.2 come find out what that does with me!
>>585924259musky viper commando gf that STINKS>>585924469>>585924312uh oh melty(gun)
>play at launch>be in early /hdg/ before it got moved to /vg/>host often and happily by a different name back then>have to put gaming on pause for a while as I get my life together>PC croaks on the leadup to squid reveal>level cap gets raised>have to sit it out until a bit ago>come back to thisyeah i think ill sit this one out chief
>>585924560... alright didn't think about that oneadding it to the statswhat about soot covered demolition gf in ram armor built like a brickhouse?
>>585924512ima miss this lobby due to dinner, FUCK
and nothing of value was lost!
>>585924562lmao filtered that easily
>ameritards wake up>thread goes to shitreally makes you think
>>585924452No, I pick "liberator to the head" instead.
I like those Bugdiver
>>585918223zero patrol spawns lobby award
>>585924902the peacekeeper does more damage and has more ergo, diver.
Baseball bat melee weapon that also lets you whack stratagems farther away
>>585924965this but with flat chest would be perfect
>>585925229Oh boy do i have news for youhttps://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/17453
(You)
>>585925383that's a male...
>>585924965do bug have pusspuss?
>>585925892bug get pregnant through mouth.cum inside mouth.
>>585925726its alright Anon, your a flat girl to me
>>585926161but I am not gay!
>>585926031on it boss don't tell the democratic officer
>>585926294a matter of interpretation, I'd say
oh yeah it is real closeted homosexual american hours!
whats ur favorite megacity hdg???
>>585927041gun
I'm virgin. I have never seen a vagina
>>585920098many such cases
>>585927097>I'm virgin.This happens much more often in /hdg/ than anyone thinks here.
>>585920737>enemy outright replaced by war strider spam or contests with other tanks when it does spawnvs>kill enemies in squishy chaff spam faction with supplied emplacementconcession accepted, rape to be administered
>>585927041Equality-on-Sea
>>585920098>>585920257>>585927107I wish the melta gun and melta mine existed during cyberstan.
>>585927041cyberstan
>>585927041Prosperity city. The invasion of Super Earth was the best storybeat of the Galactic War. Defending all the cities of Super Earth and finally having to fall back to the unique and tailored city of Super Earth's grand capital was kino.LOL......
>>585927041wfaohssanfioawenafnainfao
>>585927408What and have to listen to nerfaggots cry about how "easy" the Voxes are? Fuck that
>>585927408The idea behind the concept of "create a problem, sell the solution" is to sell the solution after creating the problem.
>>585924512were live at 2/4
>>585927647And then the super president died anyway
https://playstationresearch.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_elFEiRmLDiuX2aGNew survey for the 'bond is up
Talk me down.It would still unironically be pretty shit. Because good luck hitting precise hits.
>>5859245123/4
>>585928507shodanfags have gone insane
>>585928507Anon it's a weapon requiring direct hits to work while travelling in an arcBy all means: If you manage to hit something with it, it should just kill it or do proper damage
>>585928507modded mine to 1000 damage and 250 durable but left it at ap3change the throw distance to 30
anon be like "FUCK YOU RETARD NOW FUCK MY ASS"
>>585929442which one????
>>585929532the snakefag
>>585929532https://youtu.be/P-_GWUw8LwM?is=NkmtD1dzUibSqDhg
yes?
>>585927347>drop on a war strider seed>abandon and start a different OPWow...you sure showed me, rapeoid.
>>585929532
there are no more than 12k botrannies existing at any one timethe MO requires botrannies to use the orbital railcannon 50 million timesmeaning that best case scenario they'd each have to use it 1042 times a day to win their part of the MOwhich is over 11.5 hours of back to back railcannon usage + free stratagem + bonus CD reduction (which was introduced halfway in)this is assuming that all botrannies are poopsocking the MO (they are not), that they are maximizing time-in-mission (which would tack on another hour), that they are using the rail cannon off cooldown (lol. LMAO), and that the botranny population never drops at any point (impossible)but we've gotten reports that botrannies kept playing as though there wasn't even an MO active, so they were absolutely nowhere near perfect scenarioso it can be safely assumed that the only reason why their part of the MO was completed first is because allGODS, bugniggers and squidsissies did it, not them
>>585930602>>>585929442
>>585920514
>>5859245123/4 second mission
>do 3 missions POsIts been like this for days!I wanna do 1 thing!!!
>>585928415Nice, I can tell Sony how much the Swedes fucked up (and lied about) the Apex and how they falsely advertised the Sightliner.
apex is dogshit because it wastes a stratagem slot, takes up a backpack slot, and also you cant stand and shoot. taking apex means you cant take 4 mines, cant use a jump pack, and cant stand and fuck your opponent
why do the retards in arrowhead make shit like cyberstan and then not let us play it? the fuck are these retards doing? genuinely stupid forced campaigns that no one wants to play ever
>give constitution Apex rounds>give it 1 round mag>20 rounds reserve>only get 1-2 rounds per pickupafter all, why not? why shouldnt i?
>>585932173
>>585932140there's a cyborg megafactory open on zzaniah prime, wym?
lobby doko
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/17610Based, I can actually drive at full speed now
>>585933842cringe
>>585931917But you can shoot it while standing.It's the keep standing up after shooting it part that you can't do.
>>585933842based
>>585934245nuhuh
>>585932173do we fuck with it
>>585933794Cute Horse
>>585933842I'll take the opportunity to comment that in a few hours there will be a SHODAN update that will allow you to modify your FRV and Exosuits in this same way and more, it's really fun to make the FRV stupidly fast
d11 lobby doko
>still fail the MO after Joel blatantly rigs it in our favor
>>585935004increase the helldiver amount from 4 to 400 and increase the enemy spawns by 4000^10 and decrease helldiver respawns to 0
>>585935329Let's be honest, it was entirely Joel's fault in the beginning by making the MO requirements so stupid in the first place. And then only correcting with so little time left on the clock. He also did it for the first MO of the campaign, only he didn't course-correct at all and we ended up not even getting close to winning it.
>>585934468do it>>585935004finally my dual minigun exosuit will BE BACK BABYYYYY
>>585933842Nice, works like a charm.
anons are bored
>>585935372I fuck with it
I don't even use mods but good on the modding community for fighting against swedish incompetence
>>585936460https://youtu.be/gB8-NPbUdEA?si=v4BKXWyslKqVVgAC
>>585920690rip
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
>>585937130I'll take you down, plastic boy!
>>585935572It unfortunately seems impossible -- or at least I don't know how -- to do that kind of change anymore. I've tried swapping FRV guns and mech arms, and they always comes back as unknown models and don't fire anything.
>>585937760just prompt harder bro
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/17632Now that's the good shit too bad the Apex is still garbage
>breaker incendiary>napalm barrage and airstrike>flame sentry>cremator>incendiary grenadesTime to top frag.
>>585935785Waiting for the swedish retards to add the new enemy and biome
>>585937950Anyone who thinks the Apex is garbage is, themselves, garbage.
>>585938501>4+1 mags with 25 rounds total on a gun that's still buggedIt is at minimum completely punishing to miss with
>>585937950>frv are now usablethank fuck
>>585938674As punishing as missing a RR shot. Less, even. Who cares?
I just think the hand crank is stupid
>>585939056hey fuck you manpop goes the weasel
>>585938501>advertised as 0.2 cal ammo>actually 0.6 cal ammo (only weapon with caliber above 0.2 in the game)>causes a 39% damage dropoff at 200m range in spite of only 10% dragThey legitimately went out of their way to make a sniper shit at sniping
>>585920385>Biome available on most planets so it isn't unique anymore>Vox engines limited to 3Won't even be the same next time we got there unless they decide to make the tileset more unique for the next invasion (same with super earth)
>>585938317the flameeerrrrr
>>585939180>0.2 cal ammohuh?>0.6 cal ammohuh??
>>585939056Your diver just chucking the mag is pretty funny at least
>>585939180Hitting weakpoints feels the same at pretty much any distance.
>>5859393430.6 = 60 mm, 0.2 = 20 mmThe decimal representation is what the game uses in its calculations and what you can find using Shodan (higher means steeper damage falloff at range).
>>585939343Americans don't understand millimeters.
>>585939451For comparison the AMR has 12.5mm and 30% drag, which translates to a 12% damage drop at 200 meters. Caliber has a MUCH bigger impact on the calculation than Drag.
>>585939431try to snipe gunship thrusters with it, you'll notice this problem with them, factory striders and usually fabs
>>585940191Gunships go down in one every time.Factory striders feel kinda dodgy to hit in the eye but sure.Sure on the fabs, but i hardly consider that important.
>>585940548you don't play the game
>>585924512doing 1.2x bugs now come join!
Why do all the shodanjeets just buff weapons instead of nerfing them? Curious.
>>585924512>>585940605steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242641457155/76561199070355342whoops!
>>585940685Why aren't YOU using Shodan to nerf weapons?
>>585940810Arrowhead does that just fine on their own.
>>585940685what weapons would become fun as consequence from nerfs?
>>585940810nerf trannies been reel quite since this post dropped
>>585933794Need horsecock
>>585941009Play warframe
>>585941009That's a horse pussy, not a horse cock.
>>585940918Nova is straight up just a better Quasar the way it is now.I think it would be easier to find a balancing niche for sniping weapons if they had some kind of headshot multiplier. The Nova should've been an ammo-less energy-fed AMR sidegrade, not this powercreep aberration.
You're welcome, bugtrannies
>>585940810I've been hopping around pub lobbies with the xbow and eruptor damage values cut by roughly 75%Lots of ragequits
>>585941389Don't you need to host for that?
>>585941149what the fuck
>>585941494Apparently not.
>>585941009nexus got your backhttps://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/15878https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/15818https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/16984
>>585941553alright that's pretty funny
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242661677336/76561198023232654lobby decides
>>585941494you don't need to host to hallucinate events that never happened
>>585941992full
>>585941494It only affects the player using shodan, not the host or the clients. When I tell you this general is just full of larpers who don't own the game.
>>585937950Oh fuck I'm gonna cum
>pre-filled trooncord lobby
>>585942797>t. never plays the game
>>585942797yeah I also didn't join it on purpose.better safe than sorry.
>>585942797You're just too slow, schizo-kun
>>585942797you dont have people form the thread on your friendlist and they dont join you once you get online?
>>585941261Nova is so dogshit, i don't know how people can praise it.
>>585943019Again, dude doesn't own the game.
>>585943470It's okay anon, you'll learn to aim someday
>>585941553>no thick heaving APEX horsecockis he even trying?
>/hdg/ - Horse Diddlers General
>>585943561It's not the aim, it's the horrible firerate.It shoots to slow to feel good, but also to fast to do anything inbetween.And the fact a fair amount of enemies need 2 shots just ruins it.It's only good vs warstriders, and only if they aren't agroed, because if they are the chargeup will make it nearly impossible to use.
>>585942797>not part of the regulars cliquePlay more lobbies or just stop coming here.
>>585944175It's okay against bots with the hoverpack on certain biomes so you can sit on your ass and snipe every fabricator
>Arrowhead half-heartedly makes a sequel to their niche coop horde shooter>just half ass a milsim because you felt like doing a milsim instead of a top down shooter>it's unexpectedly successful>wtf>Sony wants to milk their newest IP for all its worth so they whip you them into adding more to the game>begrudgingly continue developing HD2 while covertly trying to kill it so you can work on another combo-based gameYou cannot convince me this isn't what's going on
>>585944443Isn't the quasar still better for that?
>>585944175>And the fact a fair amount of enemies need 2 shots just ruins it.That's not a negative when you realize this also means you can 2 shot a bile titanIt literally is a diet quasar, the recharge time is super fast for a single powerful shot, but it's more of a railgun level power
>>585944718Id rather just use an EAT or APEX though.Id rather not have a titan be alive for 6 more seconds.
I liberated Nivel 43 and that felt goodI've never been on a planet while it was actively liberated
Even with the cut, both squids and bugs are still failing. LMAO!!!!
>>585941261AMR already has 7 or 8 rapid fire shots and a reload that is faster than the single-shot cooldown of the Nova. Nova does not powercreep it, and it would powercreep the Railgun if the AMR didn't already do it
>>585945137Railgun is a great medium killer, something the nova doesn't even come close to.RG + supply pack + true grit, is peak fun for me.
>>585945123I guess people saw how stupid the goal was and never came back to grind.
>>585925225>20% chance to whiff and drop ball at your feet
>>585945380>this weapon is great>+ supply packlol.
>>585941265abdosisters sound off
>>585944605Quasar is slightly slower. Also the nova is better for stuff like bunker turrets, anti air and mortars.
Got a fresh card today. I can post the PNG file I used if anyone wants it.
>>585946192woah, very cool! can we see the back?
>>585946048The fact that nova and quasar can't benefit from a supply pack is a huge downside.And it's even funnier that they get worse stats to compensate for the "benefit" of not using ammo.They are such laughably bad weapons.
The most frustrating part of almost every modern coop game is that most of the problems could be fixed by just changing a value in the code in a couple minutes but the developers will refuse to do that simple task for months at a time.
>>585946379:3 oh you silly billy
>:3
>>585946498Dunning kruger effect
>>585946192pretty cool not gonna lie family
>>585944603never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity anon
>>585941265>115 kilsthat's like one stalwart mag dude
>>585946998When it comes to AH I'm fully convinced they're a quaint mixture of both
Just did about 5 missions with bugpubbies swapping lobbies each time. Usually only me and 1 other dude were actually trying to use the HMG turret. The others were usually using mechs, sentries, or napalm barrages on everything.
>>585946998There's so many examples that are straight up malice instead of incompetence.>coyote stealth nerf>the rupture strain>malicious coding>sightliner false advertisement>hellpod steering
>>585947146This is the problem with you bugbrowns.That's all with the stationary HMG. Yknow. For the MO.>ERM BUT SARR I GET MORE LE KILLS WITH LE FIRE XDDYou are not ensouled.
>squiddivers are projected to almost complete their part of the MO while bugfuckers are nowhere closeImagine getting bodied by the most dead front in the game, good lord
>>585947581>almost
>>585947581Bugnigs just straight up don't want to use emplacement. It also does not help that there are no bug defenses right now where you would see more reason to use it on the brick missions.
Bots. On an ice planet. Daytime missions only.Ahhh. Peak comfy.
Cry about it all you want gucci, I'm not using the emplacement
>i'm brownwe know
I didn't want the new stratagem anyway. It can't have been anything good. We already have orbital napalm barrage so a new stratagem is pointless.
>>585947954Gurdeep is one of the people to blindly defend them, though
>>585946636>armor value just didn't work on launch and it took an entire month to set armor value from false to true
>>585949078warbond with a minigun that fires stim syringes?
>see guy face tanking automoton shots, marauders swings and hulk melees>chinesium bubble shield>throw C4 brick through it>let it marinate while I rig a dropship objective>detonate>he dies>he leavesfeelsgoodman
>>585947581As someone doing AMR runs on mindless masses in D10, it was a very comfy experience just killing lines of voteless. It's nice to know my contributions mattered and are mogging the dumbfuck bugniggers in MO completion %.
>>585949271trying to make p11 stim pistol worth using without autoaim mod
>>585947581>Join bug mission>Bug breach>instant orbital napalm droppedI just don't understand
>>585949445> i don't understand why casuals use the easy button
>>585946998You can be both malicious and incompetent.
>>585949391Doesn't matter as you're still losing your objective. Nice self own.
>>585947581how tf were 50M bots killed with orbital railcannon before 2x that were killed with HMG emplacement?
>>585947847Use Orbital EMS on bug breaches. The EMS easily gives you all the space in the world to set up emplacement before the bugs coming out of the breach can run you down. The problem being that most people barely even remember Orbital EMS exists to begin with.
D10bot or bugsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242670433306/76561197999417031
>>585949639Losing because bugniggers are being a crab bucket level detriment, like they usually are. Yes.
>>5859497583/4
>>585949410make the projectile bigger, thats all it needs. Make it like 15mm.
>>585949758full
>>585949675bugchasers would have to stop running and stop throwing orbital napalm in order to do that.
What will arrowhead learn from this MO? Will they learn that players don't like using things that keep them in one spot? Will they learn that low cooldown spam is fun? Will they learn that no one ever wants to play squids? Will they learn that bugdivers can't read?Or will they learn nothing and continue to do the exactly wrong thing everytime and fuck up completely?
>>585949675Because you got 2 free ORC's and the CD was reduced to 30 seconds each.If you picked ORC you had 3 ORC's on a 30 second CD which means you can spam the fuck out of it.
>>585950265They will learn that asking bug divers to use a stratagem besides orbital napalm is impossible.
>>585949410try not being bad at aiming
>>585949410switch the projectile with the senator and play on heavy seaf presence
>>585921782>meanwhile, on the bug front
>>585920737>Kill very specific enemy that competes for spawns with other heavy enemiesvs>Just kill anything with this horde-clearing stratagemYoure huffing deep into that copium
Bottrannies are to blame too. If this was truly so easy and simple, and they want the stratagem as much as we all do, then why couldn't they carry bugchasers with their l33t skillz? The answer is they can't, because it's an unreasonable ask of all.
>>5859509353rd worlder coded post begging white men to bail them out for the millionth time
>>585950935Ah, but you do see them. The botchads are most often alone in squads using the emplacement while the other 3 are throwing napalms everywhere.
>OBJECTIVE: Kill ANYTHING in this horde faction with this stratagem designed to kill hordes>Bugchasers for some reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gcs5k8n-FY
>>585951443Honestly, it still is kind of on Joel for setting the number that high. In a regular bug mission you aren't going to be dropping an HMG Emplacement unless there's a Bug Breach or you need to hold your ground for Spread Democracy or Geological Survey. That means that you're probably only actually going to be contributing to the MO 30% of the time in a bug mission. The numbers that Joel demanded would be fine for a "kill by any means" type MO, but limiting it to the HMG Emplacement (which, by the way, also has limited ammo which can't be reloaded except by calling another one down) really fucked it up.At least with the squids, you can keep moving while using the AMR, and it's occasionally useful for knocking down the shields on Warp Ships and shooting down Stingrays. Still not something you would use for Voteless/Fleshmob culling though, which is why it's also slated to fail.
>>585952475das rite. joe ows us bugniggaz reprashuns
MO status?
>>585952648Buggered.
hammer should have 40 demo force.
starting to think this may not have been entirely accurate
>>585935329blame bugnigs and squissies. They sat at 0 until the last day
these numbers are fake there is no way bugchasers are killing less than 2 bugs per callin compared to ORC
SEAF doing everything in their power to get shot.
>>585953091>"oh hey is that the APW-1 Anti-Materiel Rif—AUGH"
Have medals always been this slow? It may just be because I wasn’t doing 10s on the first day back
>>585953091
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY YOU GODDAMN FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>585952958Joel and Udit are certified, malicious retards.
>>585953091he was trying to heal you, anon
>>585952958>please don't blame players for things that are ostensibly controlled by the players
>>585950317The grand total minmaxed amount you could achieve as a team with the ORCS per mission is half as many as any single player could reasonably get with the HMG Emplacement on a bug mission. Cope harder, bugdiver.
The entire galactic war system is fake and gay. Don't bother with it all. I don't give a single fuck about losing or winning. I play the game the way I want for fun and not some fucking make believe job-level grind.
>>585952958>and accounts for that
>>585949758Post the boydiver version
>>585955207post this dik, fag
>>585923951It sounds like the people who actually spend time in the game have upset you :(Why are you so thin-skinned? Is it because we rightfully dismiss the opinions of tourists like yourself? It's okay normie, this is your "safe space". You can talk here and we'll listen, promise :)
>>585955324*glk glk* a-anon... *glk glk* w-we can't... we're both b-boys...
>>585955380i don't listen to faggy tourists. fuck 'em
>>585923951holy mindbroken
>Amount reduced by 50%.>Still going to lose anyway.Nice bailout, retards.
Bugbros, how do we spin this MO as not our fault?
>>585923778>I'm over level 250
>>585950317>ORC>>585954864>ORCSI will twist your balls so far that when I let go you'll start playing waltz of the flowers
>>585955804gw rigged
>>585953091I swear they fucking do it on purpose. I have thousands of hours in this game and not once have I had an actual human player run into my scope while I'm ADS'ing to get shot, but SEAFies go out of their way to line their heads up with your scope constantly.
Why does every status effect besides fire have to suck?
>>585956068(me)meant to say gas myb
>>585946998>this fag doesn't know about malicious stupidity Oh you
SEAFs can't cross bridges
>>585917997New SHODAN update, v4.5.1. Highlights: greater FRV/exosuit customization (weight, torque, speed, brakes, turn speed, etc.), change name and description of items and modify a variety of values for enemy animation speeds through patch files. Items per drop (you can have 2 levellers from 1 hellpod); change holster position of any weapon; replace primary with support weapon (OSP only); filter for modified items; global suppression and spread values for enemies, a hundred of small improvements and additions (check release notes on github for full details) and a handful of easter eggs that really shouldn't be too hard to find, do tell if you find any.https://github.com/SHODAN-HORAI/SHODAN-Stat-Editor
Shodanjeets should mod guns to be weaker for a greater challenge.
>>585956052>I have thousands of hours in this game and not once have I had an actual human player run into my scope while I'm ADS'ing to get shotThink back to the first month of release. You didn't have a single HD run in front of the firing line? Not once? Thousands of hours?Not one time?
>>585956052i've passed 2k a month or so agoi had a guy from this very thread run in front of my scope twice just yesterdaycost him two stims
You, the anon reading this post, are gay and should host or join a lobby.
>>585957053host one then, niggur.
>still getting (you)s on a post that's half a fucking day old by nowYou'll keep seething at that shit and I'll keep playing the game while it happens
>>585956052SEAF exist to teamkill you and get teamkilled by you (witch results in you getting traitor barraged, ergo teamkilling you).
>>585956667I use Shodan-san to bring the guns to their intended and canon power levels, unsullied by devs caving to tranny demands, such as the humble AP4 GL
>>585953091This is how Swedes acted as conscripts so they project it into their game
>>585956667>6667>>585956767>6767holy blessed thread
>>585957643You have to be over 18 to post here
can someone please make a lobby, I can't stand the subhuman pubshitters throwing napalm barrage at every fucking thing when they are supposed to secure the kills with the HMG emplacement
>>585954864>missed the point award3 ORC's on a 30 second CD is useful and fun.HMGE is garbage.
>>585958372refer to>>585919557
maybe if we gave them two ehmg
>can't finish a mission without crashingno wonder we're losing the MO
>>585958543Delete your LUA mods
>>585958324steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242680428348/76561198071306508
>bugjigalogies cant play the game because their PCs made of sticks and dried goat cum keeps catching firelol the zimmies were a little too glumpert
>>585958683full
>>585956368my dog does this too
>>585956767No. Because back then the AMR and marksman rifles were pieces of shit guns and their sights were literally misaligned. Besides, most players don't face hug you when running across your line of fire like a seafie does.
>>585958669nah, I'm on vanilla version
>>585958947game is ass then
>>585958942No they weren't.
>>585958942>sights were misalignedAnon they still are.
>knowing that all sights are still broken and not using mods to fix itok
The game is effectively abandoned, why wouldn't you use mods to enhance the game?
>>585959781I'm trying, but it turns out, making coom mods is actually hard.
>>585959990These are the real modGods we need, not those sissy consitution buffers.
>>585959668thats cheating. shitty sights are part of le grunt fantasy
>>585959668Anon you expect logical thinking from monkeys who get angry if someone doesn't play the game the way they want
>>585958372>HMGE is garbage.bugfags aren't beating the retarded shitter allegations with this one
>>585959668anon the bullet landing below the point of aim when you're shooting something far away is not the sight being broken and misaligned, that's called bullet drop
Imagine seething for three entire days about a game you don't even own, pretty pathetic ngl
>>585959668I am accurately shooting watchers 100+ meters away with Dilligence and red dot sight.How is it supposed to be "inaccurate"???
>>585959627hey /heals/
Where lobby?
>>585959627This could be team reloading my Apex and I'd never know it
>>585960618>mmmyes today I will hop on the immobile and slow turning HMG instead of just plapping away with my AC that allows me to be both mobile and continue calling in stratagems and throwing grenades
He rubs his belly. Is he full?
>>585950592diabolicalhonorary nigger catim doing this btw
>decide to check in on /hdg/ to see what's new>bottroons seething over bugARYANS and fake gay MOIt's indistinguishable from when I was here 5 months ago.
This campaign is going to get interrupted by the new bile bug sub faction that's why we're losing just so they can pull a fast one on us and introduce some new content when we least expect it
>>585962163It's the end of the month. They have 3 days to release the roadmap stuff. It will not be unexpected.
Redpill me on rupture/spore strain bugs.
>>585959990>making coom mods is actually harddas rite, know your place QoL filth
>>585959990get fucked
>>585962627bro he's trying
>>585962527>rupture strainExplosive weapons check>spore strainLaser/fire weapons check
>>585962527>ruptureexplosive tax since it unborrows them>sporeburstfire tax since it denies the deathburst aoe buff to them but also spore titans require real AT not just quasar/EATs which is quite based of them
>>585961902>Throws HMG placement directly on bug breach>Dies instantly>"WOWWWW DUUUUDDDEEE. NICE BUGGED HMG MECHANICS"
>retard actually using the teamkill zapdog>kills everyone and stands there like a retard without reviving>second retard is throwing clusters at himself and others>third retard throws a napalm at extract like 10m away and then revives idiot number 2 the illuminate front is something else.
>>585963028arcBVLL is S-tier on illuminate frontdeal w/ it or get out of the way
>>585963028>the illuminate front this anon pulled a fast oneit sounded like he was talking about the bug front
>>585963028Turn off crossplay
>>585962527Spore bugs spawn more patrols than usual and release crack spores on death that makes any bug in the cloud move at sanic speeds. Killing with fire or a bleedout (decapitated spore warrior bug) will not release the crack spores. Use lots of fire stuff to kill them. Laser weapons ignite bugs so they are good to use as well. Spore titans are a bit tankier than normal titans but headshots are still meta.Rupture bugs are gay and unfun. You need explosives to get them to resurface when they burrow. Rupture warrior bugs have medium armor heads and light armor bodies like a normal guard bug. Rupture spitters are fucking annoying as they spam ranged attacks rapid fire and burrow a lot. Rupture warriors' burrow attack is homing and can be a stim tax at times. Rupture chargers are like a niormal charger but they burrow.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242684285548/76561199070355342D10 bots messing with adjusted spawn rates and distance
I didn't even get to play on Nivel 43 you fuckers ate that planet like hot bread.
>>5859633543/4
>>585923778>over lvl 250>i will cheat in SCLike you cheated in XP?
>>585963028When I play squids with pubs I usually get competent players, and occasionally the complete fucking retardHad a game the other day where it was just me and some other guy trying to salvage an ICBM mission with 5 minutes left and 0 objectives done, the host literally couldn't stay alive for 1 minute before getting btfo (he eventually rage quit after running out of reinforcements, joined back, then left again after realizing it was his previous lobby kek)
Holy shit why are there so many green and white medical themed stim armor sets
>>585963716That's a bit more difficult
>7 hours to come up with that answerI would say that's sad, but at the same time, it takes an entire month for the swiggers to edit a single value, so that's on par for a swigger slave with a raped mentality like you.
>>585964405What'd you expect? They still think it's played by the swigger's rules
>>585964268they wanted to rip off cyberpunk
>>585961983He will always be hungry.
>>585964926
I can't stop rubbing mah belly.
stop doing that you freak.
>>585964926Qrd on this guy? I always see redditors seething about himt. don't watch sloptubers
>>585965216But I'm hungry.
>frv turn signals flash when turning>no reverse lights when reversingTrash game, uninstalling.
I like playing pubs
*scratches chin**furrows brow**rubs top of head**rubs one big dandruff off my head*
>>585965352Exclusively plays the game solo, and constantly whines that the game isn't balanced for him specifically. He has such bad takes that people only pay attention to him in order to laugh at him.
>bugbois get a welfare gib from joel>still behind the illuminateembarrassing
>>585958683gg
>>585963354this is the evil were up too
>>585966093Are you full?
>>585963354full
>>585961983GAAAAAAAAARFIEEEEEEEEEEEEELD
>/hdg/ posters apparently
>>585966883*burps*
>>585966821His lobby is full (he rubs his lobby)
I think the guns in this game would be better if they all did more damage but had less ammo and much more recoil.
>>585967153>he hasn't had fried bug or squid beforeI don't blame you for skipping on bots though.. Kinda of tasted like the smell of iron from blood with a smell of gasoline
>>585965385you can operate the signals by hand using 1, 2 and 3 keys btw
>>585966485kiddie pool
I play bots to level my guns because it's the easiest faction and the highest amount of exp per mission.
>>585967372
>>585968061>bots>easiest factionsquids are right there kiddo
>>585961983>>585964926>>585965142>>585966093>>585967193>SHAMS DID YOU EAT ALL OF THE DESIGN SPACE???>*burp*
d10 bugssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242688464844/76561198122378705
>>5859682343/4
Ah geez! Even after getting a handout by Joel you guys can't get it together STILL!
>>585968752I intitially speculated that Squidchads would hit the target then help bugchasers but it looks like they wont hit theirs either. Bugchasers need to learn how to take care of themselves.
>>585968234still 3/4
>>585968234FVLL
>>585969165*belch*
>>585956537>modify a variety of values for enemy animation speedsWait wut. Explain please.
>>585956537OyFor the record: The Sapper armor doesn't show up in the armor weight value modifier
>>585966135I went and watched a bit of his video about his thoughts on balance, couldn't watch the whole thing because he's really boring but he has the mildest takes ever>stun weapons are bad>difficulty is more annoying than challenging>too much ragdoll on bots>legacy liberator should have had a bayonetI don't get it
*cums*
*burps*
*farts*
*stares*
Tomar how could you...
Post you are face when you're not an abdotranny
>>585970019I can't post my face because I have no face
>>585960795You are don't know what you're talking about. The diligence's default scope veers a bit to the right (the bullet hits to the left of center of where you aim) for example.
>>585968752Everyone playing bugs in order to "help" the MO should switch to squids and get it past the finish line. Let only one have their bar unfilled.
>>585962068>bugshitter update touristshocker, that
>>585963354Kill 8 billion seaf
>>585970969Do these niggas share codes with gatling sentries...
>>585970969I unironically kill any machine-gunners who get too close.Even when they use their EATs I've seen them dome divers in the back of the head.
I think it's funny how some squid planets can have 0% decay and still take months for players to even make a dent in them since nobody plays that dogshit faction
>>585970095Kill yourself, subhuman shitter.
>>585971291Dude base squids are so bare-bones it's insaneIt has 4 enemies. Votejeets, Fleshtrannies, Overqueers and Harvesters. Oh and the occasional Stingray if you're lucky. It's so barren dude.
>>585971713I hope that made you mad, the headless glitch will stay on
Hey Patel, I'm done modelling the new weapon. Mind putting some animations on it? Don't worry, super easy copy & paste job."Saar, which weapon is you speaking?"The nova. Y'know the laser sniper. I'm off, dinner time."Nova is similar meaning to quasaar and both are laser? Jai Hind, jugaad prevails."
>cheatjeets be like NOOOO ME HAVING NO HEAD IS... IMMERSIVE BRO
>>585970969
>>585971291>drop on literally where squid planet for a month straight>it's only you and 29 other divers you start to recognizecomfykino
>>585922291it's funny, their position is so wrong and undefendable that they are grasping for ANY straws they can
>>585972390>they instantly kick you despite having thrown SOS beacon squiddivers are the biggest retards in the game
how are mods looking, did they recover? did they got hit badly? is the vanilla plus pack back?
>>585972719CumboiPingas is still talking the talk with arrowhead(tm), be patient
>>585971291I took a decent sample of players some time ago. The sheer lack of interest in squids was impressive. Average squid relative kills was 21%, compared to roughly equally matched bots (40%) & bugs (37%). On the outliers, the most avid bugfag had a 79% bug kill ration, compared to botfag's 100% bots, and squidfags... 49%.
>>585972719Bingus bent the knee but less than three days later most mods were fully functional again.
then bingus will have a failed attempt to launch his merch plushie...then he'll publish the Helldivers 2 modding situation is crazy...you know what they say about not studying history...
>>585972460Ain't the point of a game to be fun, especially PvE?
>>585973350wrong
This is embarrassing bugblacks
>>585972876>bot players have a 100% bot kill ratio>go look at my own kil screen>bot kills are nearly 100 times that of bugsi don't think I've been on bugs for any reason beyond Personal Orders ever since my 3rd ever mission
>>585973350>>585972460They wouldn't know what it means for a game to be fun since they don't play them.
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242692913322/76561198066017633
>>585972217It’s immersive because they’re brainless morons
>>585972876>K/D correlation highest to lowest>Squid, Bug, Bot>guard dog killed 300 voteless/scavengers (900 kills on stat screen)amazingI'd rather have a teammate with a RR or Spear
>>585973562I may have expressed myself poorly. I meant that the most hyperfocused bot-fag only ever killed bots. The most bugfag killed about 80% bugs compared to other factions, and the most "avid" squidfag killed about 49% squids to other factions, so even they would rather play the other factions.
>no one answers so he is forced to reply to his own post once againYou love to see it
>>585974071No I worded my own reply poorlyBut the behaviour tracks with what I've been doingI'm curious what the second most killed faction for players is, both pre and post Squids, if possible
>>5859737562/4a
>pub asks to kick someone because they're level 49 in D10
is it well established that people who play this game are kind of dumb?
>>585974471dumb and obsessed
>>585974471It is well established that people are kind of dumb.
anons who step on mines are why game devs use yellow paint
>MO was clearly going to fail>This was against AHs plan>"magically" we're now on track to win the MOWHY DO YOU FAGS STILL PRETEND THIS ISN'T SCRIPTED LINEAR GARBAGE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PLAYER DRIVEN PLANET OR MO COMPLETION
>>585974863No no let themIt's natural selection
>>585974471well, why do you think everything is railroaded?
>>585975042I initially bought and got into Helldivers because I thought the player's ability to win planets and change the map was awesome.I am eternally heartbroken and frustrated it could not be further from the truth and nothing the players do actually matters until Joel says so.I fucking hate Sweden.
be careful out there anonseven on the battlefield you can be groped by seafs
>>585975280I bought helldovers because tiktok memes involving the portable hellbombI wasn't disappointed and still arent.I used to play planetsode 2 so meaningless gameplay doesnt phase me
>>585974060I also tried T/K ratio over faction preference graphs but those were had way weaker correlations, and as such were significantly less funny to display.>>585974340https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NI772KHwu-IDMvujiRVWKgbIc0VAhQroMm9YP7PG5ew/edit?usp=sharingyou're free to look. I believe these numbers were gathered a few months ago, mostly within a week. You can see what you're lookinng for on the "faction killing preference" graph, at the bottom left. 2nd most killed faction is nearly always bot if your main is bug, or bug if your main is bot. Very, very few seem to actually enjoy squids (though, obviously, as ""new"" arrivals, squids would have less kills as a whole. Even then, they had plenty of time to balance out kills-wise, especially with the MOs favoring them for a long time when they dropped.
all SEAF around me deploy on top of, run into, dive upon my land mines. I didn't ask them to, I didn't force them to, but do they did.
>>585975691This but it's SEAFs and gas mines
Squiddivers will not be listening to this communist nonsense.
of course they won't because squiddivers don't exist
>go to squid front>join randoms>they're all not bringing their own support weapon and instead are using the free AMR>using AMR as their primary, even against voteless>hundreds of kills each, 90% with the AMRmeanwhile on the bugfront they can't even be bothered to call down the free stratagem that excels at killing loads of chaff
This HMG order has actually turned me into a fan I think I'm gonna make this thing a regular part of my loadouts it shreds
>>585975280I've actually spent time thinking about how to do this properly (I'm an amateur gamedev) and it's a hard problem. The number of players can swing by several orders of magnitude over the life of the game; how do you account for that without just completely ruining the premise?But yeah having someone scripting it in real time is obviously mega fake and gay. You have to have set rules and a set challenge for overcoming it to mean anything at all.
>>585976516>im a amateur gamedev
>>585976657I'm reminded of this >>585713548 post from the other day
>he's been seething at the MO for three entire days non-stopIt's getting unhealthy at this point, seek help
Legacy is just a slightly better Liberator right? Already prefer the kinda L85 look.
>>585976859Oh hey the post referencing the fact the drawfag keeps getting harrassed!
>>585976859I'm reminded of this >>585929442 post from the other day
>>585976998Depends if you think that a 3% fire rate increase is worth the 30% recoil penalty
I accept your concession
what was a worse mistake, the eruptor or the oppressor mk2?
>>585968234GGs, many hamsters were stomped.
>>585968234dumb death mogged 100%
>>585977194NTA but imagine not using a controller for a controller game. Recoil is irrelevant.
>>585968234
>>585977573Nerve gas.
>>585977194Feels marginal with the foregrip and since the new armor cuts sway I don't mind muzzle attachments lately
>>585977573Grunt fantasy
>>585968234and a bonusthe lobby that saved the MO (trust)>>585977924it had me grunting alrightfrown town
speaking ofI once thought that all those double reload bugs at launch were supposed to be a feature
>>585977573>no ABRLDeserved for pretending to be a real person and not just a strawman.
>>585968234bugs are fun when you increase their spawn
>>585978181>ABRL on bugsmuy facillamecouldn't be me
>>585978416You only say that because teamkills don't count towards scoreboard kills total.
you only censor your name so that i have a harder time griefing your tranny clique discord games.
>>585978697...and I would have succeded if it wasn't for you meddling kids and your dog
>>585978697it's common courtesy on an anonymous imageboard you tourist nigger
>its a hur hur hur hur (estrogen noises)its really notyoure just a trooni get itrest assuredI will find youand grief your gay little lobby
do you seriously feel that way about me :(
>>585978697No, I do it because its an anonymous internet forum and censoring names is in that same spirit. Also, relative to other co-op games, its not that hard in Helldivers 2.
>>585978992keep jacking off about trannies or whatever it is you tourists do. You'd know who people were if you ever actually played the game, faggot.
who is this "four chan"?
>>585974863the mine was buried in the ground, copenhagen
yawnnot impressedgonna have to try a little hardermaybe spam stopping your discord lobbies here ok? just a little word to the wise. what i could do to you ?
>>585978697you say it like keeping dumb schizos at bay is a bad thing, kys
>>585979501I accept your concession
>>585978373Yo can I get that cat image?
did they really not implement a "streamer mode" kinda thing where they scramble names?
>>585979589nta
>>585979710AVIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>585977573>interacting with non eucildan swedish abandonware geometery
>>585979893nah what happened is that i dismounted into a deathpit that the innards of bug holes are i reckonit was an odd spread between swegroe code and me being a retard but it's funny nonetheless
>>585979993Don't apologize for them, anon, you're developing Stockholm (hehe) Syndrome in real time
>>585980261i'm not, i'm just explaining what happenedthat doesn't excuse this being possible at all, but as a sentient being i could've anticipated that happening
>>585966093Tomar tomar tomarWhat would you do if you made a game and then jaxxi did her best to ruin it by antagonizing your playerbase and ruining your public image?
Is scav fest over yet?
>>585980559nopestill up
>>585980406I don't know, I'd call the ADL
>>585970019>lady mod>thinks of tranniesAnon...
>>585976516floored logarithmic and performance basedmake it so 100 good players, 1000 decent players, or 10000 mediocre players all have the same impactWR > 0.9 - (log_10(N)-2)*0.3So 90 mission successes out of 100 in the time span is MO success (with 90 being the floor), or 600 out of 1000, or 3000 out of 10,000something like that incentivizes participation but also is doable whether you have 169 sweaties or 9000 casuals
look mom im a real amateur gamedev now!
>>585981037where's your game?
Looks like Joel won again. The helldivers stood no chance against Swedish excellence.
>>585975280think of him as a dungeon master
>>585981198newgrounds posted for free and enjoyed freely by people around the world. it was so widely loved that it was pirated and reuploaded on many websites with various hacks and mods
>>585979710>goes cyberpsycho>downgrades>lives out full rest of live perfectly fine>anyone could've done this at any point if they weren't retarded
>>585980864by this metric if people are succeeding in the MO then it'd be best for new players/returning players NOT play, lest the impact of the succesful players be diluted
So why did the bug and squid killcounts fail while the bot killcount was quickly done and over with? I would think the horde factions would have had an easier time racking up lots and lots of kills.
>>585981583I've never played D&D, but always thought it seemed kind of cool, but helldivers has actually really soured me on it.Table top gaming was just a product of a time before computers, and it is completely and utterly mogged by video games.
>>585982145>squidsno one plays them>bugsmajority of bug players deal with their enemies by either throwing barrages and sentries and then fucking off orjust fucking off
>>585973756I love incorporeal girls that exist solely in a guy's head!!! I'm such a loner that I caught myself actually getting feelings over this, btw. Fuck me.
>>585982147d&d is cool, its better than video games.bg3 is the closest a game has come to the real dnd experience and its still a far cry from it. a good dm will give you an experience that you will carry with you for LIFE
>>585982279I'm reminded of this >>585929442 post from the other day
>>585981998yes if the community is winning more players wouldn't make them win harderbut if they are losing more players could turn the tidethe blob wouldn't just let a handful of 100% wr gamers cook so you would be incentivized to lower the bar by adding more bodies
>>585982417Baldur's gate 3 is just safe horny smut for quirk chunguses.
>>585982626have you actually played it or just watched porn about it? be honest anon. no fibbing.
>>585982724Every online discussion I have ever had the displeasure of reading had been about the romance shit. Everything I know about the game has been against my consent.
>>585982145with doubled up or tripled up railcannon strikes you just chuck the things and forget, even at your own feet, and they'll probably kill something whereas the other two options impose, be it AMR forcing what few squiddivers exist to use a different support weapon, or the HMG requiring a modicum of timing and positioning and getting crowded out by SEAF who get in my way whenever i try to use the thingthe AMR did feel better than i thought it would versus squids though, especially once i figured out that harvesters just take like three toe shots to kill
>>585982827so you didn't actually play it or watch porn about it.. tourist anon only read about people watching porn about it.
>>585978697>tranoids are obsessed with "best weapons">tranoids are obsessed with "best performance">tranoids are obsessed with "biggest number">trannoids get mad when game isn't played the way they want by someone else>trannoids act like obsessed freaks the moment any hint to someones identity is revealed>trannoids will dedicate space inside of their minds to recalling you if you cross >tranoids will seethe and dilate over meaningless shitI'm noticing a behavioural pattern
>>585982950Anon, if every single discussion I have ever stumbled across is about the characters fucking each other I am going to assume it is a shitty smut game.
Oh shit, it's a melty again. We're getting a list this thread, just like the old times!
>>585981998even if they are winning you could join with a worse performance than existing force and still increase the margin of victoryyou could also join with an abysmal dogshit performance and decrease the margin of victory
>>585983237when we assume we make an ass out of u and me
Well well well
>botGAWDS hit their goals first despite having the most shittiest weapon for mass enemy kills even with optimal play>squidCHADS (all 9 of them) get their shit together and blow the shit smooth off enough enemies to clear the bar>bugnigs still can't fill the quota on a horde faction with a horde cutter weapon
>>585983464Whoops seems you dropped something
>>585981846Congratulations youve discovered how addicts work
>>585982558????igdi, what does that have to do with my post
>>585983582Bugdivers are, genuinely, subhuman.
>>585983779nta but what did i miss?
>>585983994I accept your concession
>>585983290What do I win if I'm on the list?
Death to every Swede and I am not kidding
>>585984294raped
>>585984083Arrowhead dropped the new warbond alongside an update that changed the Anti-Cheat from GameGuard to Easy Anti-CheatThis resulted in the complete die-off of bug fixinng mods, the game being unable to run on nearly anything Linux or SteamOS based (and in a few cases even on regular PCs) and game performance going in the shitterWhy'd they do this?>To stop cheaters ruining the game for other peoplewas their reasoning. Those very same cheaters cracked clean through the EAC before the hour was up.So people are now pissed that Arrowhead effectively killed the one thing that was giving them shit they've been begging for for years and then tried to bribe them with some bottle caps and a Milky Way bar, basically
>>585984294I'm Swedish
>>585984294have you tried not cheating and not being brown?
>>585981846>you replace your bladder with chrome. no more need to piss.>you replace your stomach with chrome. no more need to eat.>you modify your brain with chrome. no more need to sleep.>arms, nerves, eyes, ears, bones, muscle, marrow, skin>harder, better, faster, stronger, more beautiful, powerful, productive, alive than ever>can see colors you couldn't before, process entire calculations in slow motion, directly interface with monitors, computers and machines with no need for any physical devices other than your head cable>can walk, run, jump & double jump over dumb gonks with ease without getting tired, much of your body is at least partially bulletproof, you can change the texture and color of your skin at will>you make more money than ever before. Work is easier, and you do more of it, and life is better and your car is preem, and your outputs are hot, and the uppers you take daily make you feel amazing, only better thanks to blood filtration cyberware that reduce negative aftereffects.>you don't need to waste time on stupid bullshit, you are more human than ever before. you are BETTER than ever before. You are MORE. more. More. more. More. MORE>wake up surrounded by corpses>chooms tell you you need to drop the chrome
>>585984636
>>585984926I'm already on SSRIs so we'll probably get there eventually
>playing pubbie missions>mission goes perfectly fine, defend extract with no problems>get on the shuttle a few seconds after it lands because fuck the people that kill farm>without fail, at least one or two guys will stand around with their dicks in their hands and watch the countdown expire and the shuttle fly away>the last time there weren't even any fucking enemies around, just a bunch of blueberries with nothing to doLike, why? They're less than 30 meters away from the shuttle, and the voice cue that tells you that the shuttle is leaving is very obvious. Even if they're morons that have the game audio muted for some stupid fucking reason, the very obvious red-colored 20 second countdown is not easy to miss. And there's nothing else to do at extract except to get on the shuttle, that is literally the only thing that matters at that point.
>>585982147what >>585982417 said. A good RPG is only partially limited by your imagination, storytelling skill and a bit of luck. The sheer freedom to actually be able to do whatever the fuck and improvise shit and talk to characters about whatever and explore a world as you want to and solve problems however you want is incredible. Watching your characters grow as a story develops and your character contributes in their own special way to it is genuinely one of the best feelings there is.Main issue being, of course, getting people that actually match your frequency.
Two-handed melee weapons should be primary weapons.
>>585984903>didn't install the "turn cyberpsychosis from 1 to 0" chromeGonk-ass solo
>>585984171Invite to the trooncordIf you already are on trooncord come see me in the erp channel we're doing vrchat
>>585984903
OH MY GOD I HATE BUGTRANNIES SO GODDAMN MUCH>escort citizens mission>Get several bug breaches all in one spot, literally hundreds of wilburs>already have my HMG up and going>>CALLING IN ORBITAL STRIKE!!!>SENDING IN AN EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!napalmeverywhereim so fucking mad
>>585984636>>585985118become the change your country needs anon..become a good game dev and save usI believe in (you)
>>585985578>in the channel directly with the accounntdumbass you're supposed to do it in a thread via a proxy bot so you can nuke it later
do any of you spend significantly more time battling one faction over the others? or the inverse, of just avoiding one
>>585986274I avoid bugs like the plague because they have the hardest enemy type: Bugdivers.
>evictor. >at seekers. >supply pack. >breaching hammer. What should the rest of my build be
>>585986274please consult the graphs >>585972876, specifically, bottom left.
>>585982147Brainlet take. You can do so much more in tabletop than vidya simply due to the nature of it being all theatre of the mind, but also with a good GM the world will feel so much more alive and responsive to your actions than any video game could. DnD is for suckers and normies tho, there are much better systems
>>585986274I tend more towards bots because I enjoy an enemy that shoots back. Also Appropriators.
>>585983582>tried to help bug niggers>faggots kept napalm bombing everything
>>585986274i'm whisked away to whatever planet the MO is on. except hiveworld.no exceptions, except hiveworld.
>>585986274i like fighting bots mostly because of this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CbUQemUwbci don't like fighting bugs because the space station 13 community plays it and they are all trannies and gay and retarded i don't like fighting squids because every map is DEI purple'd and I don't like the colors
>>585986423why would anyone be addicted to BOT? i feel like they narrow down viable options more than the others.
>>585986274i only play boogs if there are preds/spore aviablebots are fine and for me doesnt matter what subfaction, they are fun squids MOs only
>>585986781Godly reference. I love Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon!
>>585983237>Mass Effect/Dragon Age are porn games>Stardew Valley is a porn game>Sengoku Rance is a porn gameAnon...
>>585986349>supply pack>breaching hammerSupply packlets are the worst. Let go of it, you need warp/jump pack to get best use out of the hammer. You are cucking yourself and removing all the fun of hitting and running with explosive smacks without those
>BotsFor players who have skill.>BugsFor players who want to shoot randomly.>Squids...?
you don't need jump pack or warp pack they are crutcheswhat you need is four land mines anon.
i'm white btw
>>585987220>squidsfor players that like fighting CBT: the faction
I shall once again state that HD1's crustacean terminids are better than HD2's generic insect terminids.
>>585987345You have, quite literally, never said that before in your life
>>585987220For players who want to kill themselves
>>585987220squids are for the boys ! :)
>>585987227I like entering bunkers without having to beg people to come with me. Nothing you say will dissuade me from this position.
i dont mind the squids... me likey wasp
>>585987482I have said it at least twice prior.
>>585987831Prove it! o algo
>>585987619ThisthisthisthisWarp pack or exosuit or bust. Supply pack is the real crutch>b-buhh I can't live without endless refills for my ultimatum!Reddit crutch weapon
>doesn't climb the tallest structure using hover pack to snipe everything on the mapngmi
>sniping
>>585986274Bots by default, squids if MO, bugs almost never I just don't find them interesting to fight, neither conceptually since they're just animals or gameplay wise since they're just a zerg rushing swarm which is the least interesting kind of enemy type that exists. Thats why I don't like fighting zombies either, which is why squids aren't very high but at least they have some other stuff.
>>585988586>sniperbond now out>surprised/disgusted people are snipingLow iq, low test
>>585988385>>585988775t.
>>585988819
>>585988775Me? personally I alert bots just to quickscope and noscope like its MW2 intervention days all over again.
>>585986007I am proud of my sexual orientation
I wish there was a hacking themed warbond that lets you open bunkers by yourself and also handle terminal interactions faster. There's just so, so little things worth it for me in that warbond except for the warp pack. Getting around in an exo is clunky and isn't always desirable. If there was a hacker armor set then we can use whatever backpack and weapon we like while still being able to open it.
>>585988938I'm reminded of this >>585929442 post from the other day
>>585988819How did you get this picture of me?>he will never experience the kino of a sniper team picking everything on the map off from one/two vantage pointsSucks to suck ig lmao
>>585986786Bots shoot back. Any bugs other than rupture and Spore can be mowed down with relative ease once the harassers (hunters, Bile titans, alpha warriors, chargers) are neutralized. All other bugs are slower than sprinting speed and don't have viable ranged attacks, allowing for easy circle kiting with literally 0 risk.All bots (except berserker & melee hulk), no matter how shitty, still have some chance to damage unless the player is actively in cover against them.Additionally, most bug side objectives are piss easy and offer little to no threat (fart/wasp nests can be killed by medpen and are visible from orbit, stalker nests are rarely a bother) compared to bot side objs.With regards to load out variety, there is truth that shotguns are de facto useless on bots, but all other guns are similarly usable on both factions, though arguably medpen weapons fare worse.
>>585989083>you will never be a cuckokey???
>>585989215Yess, be a good boi and feed into the swede grunt fantasy, there you go... Sniper weaps are for cucks, get in there so you can be ragdolled about and hit by """random""" debris...
>>585989215>shoots a gun>watches a bullet kill their target for themmeleeGODS stay winning
>>585978697You have and will never do that. You are like the DRG trannies that used to join and attempt to grief my haz 5 lobbies because I had "no trannies or faggots allowed" as the lobby name and I could physically see their mouses see them shaking as they tried to kill me on at least two occasions
Bugniggers will never recover from this humiliating MO loss.
>>585990181ahhh so it was youuu... yes.... ill be sure to... how shall i put thsi....pay a little visit? ;)
>>585984926why does it look like turtlefishpaint colored this?
>>585990181Waow, so epic and zased chudbro!
>>585990920Shut up Gucci
>seaf transport apparently decides that "under this active artillery zone" is a great insertion point>"Our citizens depend on you for their safety >:(">*eats a traitor 380*
>>585991257Not your bogeyman
Moar D10 squiggs moonkino (RD-4, invasion fleet)steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242705923672/76561198059803942
Just like you accept my dick up your ass lmao
>>585991801private lobby dingus
>>585991849FUARK aight try now
>curious about the 3000% scavenger spawn rates>go to bug front>just two HMG emplacement call ins on the tail end of two separate breaches gets me more kills with the HMG emplacement than an entire mission of spamming triple reduced cooldown ORC on the bot front didand yet this is somehow too difficult for bugdivers?
>>5859918013/4
>>585991845I'm reminded of this >>585929442 post from the other day
>>585991801still 3/4 come play the game ya posers
>>585991801FVLL
>>585992568I would uh... "blast" her "hip joints" with my "red hot machine gun" until she "keels over" if you know what I mean haha...
>>585991937bugchasers hate actually playing the game. Why do you think they shit their pants so hard when hive Guards were given AP4 and machine and gatling sentries couldnt play the game for them anymore?
>>585992881It should've been AP3 high durable ablative armor like overseers instead. So, MG sentry and Gatling sentry can break it with enough time and ammo while increasing hive guard threat
i cant find where the presets are? how do i save presets? bros?
I would like a video of Joel and Udit personally apologizing to the helldiver players for being horrible gamemasters for over two years with no improvement.
>>585986781>i don't like fighting bugs because the space station 13 community plays it and they are all trannies and gay and retarded Where the hell did you get that connection from
>go with random voice>pick lean to best fit all 4 >tfw I could run around as a troon for modders
What is the point of the breaching hammer with the melta gun existing Genuine question.
>>585995140It never had a point. Milsim btw! Your DEMOLITION hammer that can't break walls coming right up!
>>585995140Fun.
>>5859925683/4 again.
>>585991801fun lobby, join anons take my place my kitty needs me
>>585995286Needs 40 demo force without even a hint of irony. It is the breaching hammer. It should breech walls and blow up bug nests from the outside more non-grenades should be able to destroy bug holes It would not be overpowered because you have to get closer than any of the grenades.
breacher should get two back from resupply desu desu.
>>585995545the hammer shoudnt have some cringe reddit explosive on it, it should be like a red faction hammer and destroy everything it hits anyway infinitely. nothing absolutely nothing should be immune to the hammer. it should be able to destroy everything besides the dirt. that's what the shovel is for.
>>585995001Random voice and body type GOD here. Don't be a pussy
>>585995721The chainsaw should also actually hit everything in front of you rather than the wonky shitbox it currently has. It should also deal 3x the damage it currently does.
>>585986546>spoilersYeah it's why I've spent a good 5+ years slowly making a homebrew system that's simple enough for newcomers yet with enough hidden depth for them to really explore. Though I've only ever played it with two groups of close friends, but so far we've made some pretty good memories over the years from my game.
do you think the guys responsible for making the ui like 3 years ago died and took the technology with them? is that why we dont have presets or like anything added to it or improved ever? did the guys who made the destroyer interior also die? and the guys who made weapon modifications. they must have died too. what happened there? is this what happened in pompeii? are they immortalized in soot giving eachother fucking blowjobs? why has the game never evolved ever?
>>585996109>why has the game never evolved ever?because an army of dickriding apologists give them zero incentive to.
>>585995721If anything it should have a booster charge that propels it forward. Then you could give it insane damage and at least kind of an explanation why it can slap and kill bugs the size of cars and robots.
>>585996109>did the guys who made the destroyer interior also die?Just recently they finally corrected these screens in the PAC which have been upside down since tier 5 upgrades were released more than 2 years ago
>>585995970Homebrew truly is best, and you can get a lot of flexibility out of something like GURPS given the breadth of the rule books. I still have fond memories of all the crazy homebrew settings the guys in my group would come up with. Sadly we never play anymore because life, lining up schedules and wrangling cats proved to be too much effort for everyone.
>>585996767That is just because Sweden is above the equator.
>>585996767we're so back
are any of the light weapons actually better than some of the best options for medium in any mission? or heavy? (or util/fire/etc)?
>>585996767>other divers getting cool ship names like sheltermelter>we're stuck with dumb garbage like star of the stars
>>585997516LibCarb is basically a Stalwart in primary slot.Censor hits all the right breakpoints for weakpoints that matter if you can aim.And uhh that’s pretty much it
>>585997516theres no reason to be a medcuck
>>585997516I only take light to bots. Popping faces > dumping entire mags into body and causing the fuckers to flinch. I am particular to the scyth as it basically had infinite ammo and let's you laser watchers easily.
>>585998082I exclusively bring light pen weapons to bots too but only because I find popping face plates unbelievably satisfying; just well done in every regard from the visual flare to the audio to the gameplay.
What the fuck is the MO reward, usually there's a video teaser
>>585997516On most enemies even with medium pen you are better off aiming for their weakspots, like devastator heads and at that point why bother with medium pen when most medium pen weapons have some arbitrary swigger bullshit gimping them.Gunships are the only enemy you need medium pen or above to deal with that aren't heavy units.
>>585998082Scythe + Talon is basically my default loadout on Bot, used to run C4 but now gunship has been slightly buffed the Nova is now my best friend
>>585998793doesn't matter, MO's boned
oh my god bruh...I'm biting my nails
>>585998793There isnt one. By keeping it vague they can pretend they have new stuff waiting for us when in reality the reward is nothing and gives dickriders plausible deniability and still pretend like MOs arnt rigged to lose because "theres no way arrowhead would deny us content, right?!"
>>585999257NOTGONNAMAKEIT
>>586000420Still never gets traitor barraged btw :)
We're trying...
>>586000623I feel sorry for bugxisters...
Bugfags are legitimately pathetic. Those extremely few of you actually trying to get it done will never manage to carry these mouthbreathing subhumans.
>>585992727kill yourself
>end result creeps slowly upwardsis there enough time for it to creep over the finish line?
>>586001360its so close that AH could just plausably manipulate numbers so it fails anywayAnd they will, because otherwise they have to actually provide us with new content...
>>586001360No, dead hours are upon us on a weekday. It's over. Botgods did their part and bugniggers are allergic to anything but rundiving.
>>586001470I mean.. they did give the bugs a few hundred thousand free charger kills that one time...
>>586001636It is just too convenient for them to let us win - if we lose now, this way they can waste time for another 3 major orders without providing us a single bit of content.
>>586001849working doko...
>>586002062at least i hope you jerk off in my honour in work hours
bugs are just unplayable right nowevery breach is just a billion shitterlings with one heavy at the end
>>586002791>he cant out punch the shitterlings
>>586002791>anon is overwhelmed by fucking scavengers
>>586002791>filtered by enemies that need light pen to killAt that point swallow your pride and just use Stalwart/XMG and hope some RecoillessGOD cleans up heavies for you while you clean up his dick
>>586002791>easiest faction>unplayableBuglets, everyone
>>586000570SEAF cannot be held to the same intellectual and moral standards as people.They're like lizards or spiders or the swedish.
This is what happens when you turn your back on bugfuckers. Their gfs shit out a brappillion eggs each.
>>586002872>>586002936>>586003030>>586003261nobody is in danger of being overwhelmedI simply don't have fun standing around a breach for 5 minutes playing target practice with the lowest tier enemy that dies in a single bulletIt's unplayable in the sense that it's challenging to stay awake
sure man uh huh
>Orbital napalm on objectives>500kg's on patrols>Friendly fire out the ass>Nobody's using the HMG>People blowing themselves up with their own grenadesJesus tap dancing christ. You never think it's that but I'm convinced that bugdivers are just actual crayon eaters.
>>586003738Do you just drop into random SOS lobbies, or do you actually check the lobby info before joining? Because I never quickmatch, and I've found that only picking lobbies where everyone is at least level 70 or so tends to filter out the worst ones.
>>586003738>People blowing themselves up with their own grenadesWhile on the bot front only Gunships spike my cortisol and make me genuinly scared and nervous, there is nothing more scarier on the bug front than a pubbie with a giga grenade.Bonus points when they wear +2 grenade armor too.They aren't even being malicious, they are just straight up retarded because most of the time they will murk both you and themselves trying to kill that charger...
>>586004075>While on the bot front only Gunships spike my cortisolI can't hear you over the sound of my Nova raping the faction.
>>585939056low test
>>585939056you will never be a soulja boy
Voidwalker
>>586005003TELL EM
>>586005093What about it?
>>585939056well how else would you do it
How long will it take AH to fix the single digit variable fuck up that's holding back the Apex?
>>586005613maybe forever
>>586005613prob until the end of the year
>>586005613for any sort of patch that'll affect console, apparently they have to wait on pissstation approval
>>586005881Is that really why? If so that makes a lot of sense.
New thread, ~10 posts early since it's dead hours and the thread would probably die otherwise.>>586006438>>586006438>>586006438
>bot front at night>eu but get placed in a US lobby judging from my ping>kid with open mic keeps blowing up everyone with the ult while going "missclick">host respawn and kills him>"wtf bro">he picks up his apex and reinforce him>everytime the kid touch ground, he execute him with his own weapon>kid is malding in VC>do that ten times before the kid devolve into the Cleric Beast, screaming in vc>can hear his dad enter the room and slap him around>kid dc>host carries on like nothing ever happened>purple goes "Nigger behaviour" through what I can only imagine is a webcam microphone3 am lobbies are a special treat
>>585986274I am bug manI will kill all of the bugs
>>586003984I do this too and yeah it really helps. There's other factors too that can clue you in to a lobby being a bad time, like for eg.>15+ mins elapsed>two playersThat late into a mission, either the host hasn't slapped an SOS down (stupid and if you join there's a reduced chance you'll get a 4th) or one/two people have just dropped (why? is the mission going tits up, is mission objective bugged?). Just things to nooootice and when you do and avoid those sorts of lobbies it's much better
>>585917997bruh
