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Previous: >>585968017

New Umayuru episode is out!
https://youtu.be/9FwDmrbvdVQ

>Global Game News
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Link your account to Cygames iD
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Current Scenario: Grand Live
Current Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio
Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/Firm/Sunny
Current Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future

>Schedule
https://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg
10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello
10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/Cloudy/2500
10/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 2
10/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O
10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event
10/19 - New Legend Races
10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho
10/20 - New Beginnings Part 1
10/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3*)
10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio
10/27 - New Beginnings Part 2
10/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/Sunny/1200

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DOBER SEX!!!!
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>>585992564
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>>585992564
everyone is saying this
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https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3765988855
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Shinniin
Who of you Milwaukee faggots is this?
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>>585992564
this opinion is unanimous
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>>585709561
>>585709561
>>585709561
non schizo bake here
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>>585992816
Me
What's up
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they should make a Teio manga
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>>585992564
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why she eatin cum
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they should make a teio eromanga
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>>585992852
NIGGER
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wouldn't the dick smelling copypasta better apply to air groove or scarlet better than dober?
why is dober used?
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how do we feel about the new lore drop that umas are immortal but only as long as people remember their names?
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>>585993121
dober is uncomfortable with men so its funnier
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>modern pixar slop
begone demon
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>>585993221
it's a decent flick THOUGH
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Checked the last thread because I just woke up from my nap. Holy shit you faggots have abhorrent fucking taste holy shit everyone single one of you should be hanged AND also the faggot that came with Grand Turd. FUCK LIGHT HELLO.
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>>585993296
i said BEGONE!
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7 and I masturbate to Dia
4 and I masturbate to Dia
0 and I masturbate to Dia
anything else and I masturbate to Dia
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>>585993142
we've all agreed to try and forget about Ines
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>>585993397
I will NEVER get hard from Dia's saggy tits
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>>585993337
>FUCK LIGHT HELLO
reluctantly, if you insist
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End Uma x Trainer propaganda
Kill Azuma
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>>585993561
is this really allowed in tracen?
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>>585993397
stop playing with numbers
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>>585993458
what the HELL is your problem?
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>>585993521
Trainers BELONG to umanko
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>>585993684
I do this with Rudolf, esp when she got her winter coat.
What do you think?
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>>585993142
Good because that means the game made them immortal
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i have seen many images of ines posted here but never ever an ace, even last cm when fronts were le good
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>>585993795
she was the first one that popped up when I thought of umas /uma/ doesn't really post
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We really need EoS ASAP. Cygames please kill global already.
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>>585993925
you can't post that
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>>585993921
She's medium cm only, and not even top 5 best front runner
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Satono Diawhore fags have ruined this general.
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>>585993925
b-but the cygames guidelinerinos...
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>Tachyon keeps giving me stat hints
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>>585993841
>pedo
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>>585993142
>machan's shtick gets recontextualize as a feat of trying to just survive
>only to do a literal attempt suicide in that context
?
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>>585994046
and creek cucks
and AGNES faggots
and goldshit tards
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>>585993925
you cant post that.
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>>585993921
Wait for her Valentine alt. She's the next Bobo.
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>>585993959
They need an example on how to do it
Kill yourself to show them how
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Tourist hours I see
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>>585994069
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>>585994212
>>>/b/
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>>585993841
>still had to resort to using love drugs
What the fuck is her problem?
I thought it's all feng shui?
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>>585993750
Shiraoki-sama is a fraud. Feng shui is real. This 4 proves it.
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>>585994330
>far
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Noticing some green gooey stuff behind my balls but I don't know what's causing it. Doesn't hurt whatsoever. Does anyone with medical knowledge know what this might be?
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>>585994417
slop
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Anon, you...you don't send your data to Cygames, right?
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>>585994417
>7
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>>585994417
>7
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This one time, my buddy Dave wanted to see how fast he can go while an uma piggybacks him. So he went to the local race track and hired this silver haired blue eye cutie. Dave rode her for like 1 lap around the track when she suddenly stopped after this tiny version of her came by with those japanese pancake balls and Dave went FLYIN! Broke his whole spine on landing on that railing. Now doc says he's goin everywhere in the wheelchair.
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>>585994443
ball cancer
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>>585994417
>7
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>>585994417
OH NO NO NO NO
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>>585994056
tiny dick

>>585994090
schizo

>>585994212
diddler

>>585994330
cow/rapist
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why did they give sirius such big tits but an awful personality
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>>585994510
>>585994561
>>585994595
>>585994605
Rickey...is still cuter anyway...
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>>585994443
probably gunk from you not bathing
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>>585994326
It was Feng Shui-infused chocolates actually
Which didn't work because Trainer was already ALL IN for Rickey
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>>585994212
Why would Rickey do this when she has a boyfriend (her trainer)
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>>585994727
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>>585994212
GIWTWM
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>>585993142
Wasn't Spe's mom an uma?
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>>585994768
Rickey is cuter and hotter than 99% of umas
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>>585994212
Rickey enjoys teasing little boys...
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>>585994939
Duramente sure has some big boobies
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>>585994939
dumb bitch
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>>585994952
That's a boy
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>>585994984
Me on the left
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>>585994952
Flat mirako propaganda will not work on me
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>>585995079
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God Rickey's boyfriend is one lucky fucker
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Its the once in a millenia dirt CM so I'll let dirters take the thread for a month
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>CoPano Rickey posting
We have really hit rock bottom
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>>585994952
I want to give her a happy life
That's it
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>>585995162
Yeah, me.
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hehe little boyfriend
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One of the greatest characters ever created.
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>>585995260
>her
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>>585995162
he's 11 years old
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Copa Copa
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current jiggie
https://jiggie.fun/W8UApj
>https://jiggie.fun/W8UApj
https://jiggie.fun/W8UApj
>https://jiggie.fun/W8UApj
https://jiggie.fun/W8UApj
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I got a call from HR last month because I mumble Copa Copa to myself when I'm "alone", I know it was you Sarah you fat pigger whore nobody wants to fuck you
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>>585995038
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>>585995370
Rickey trains her trainer to the point that he instantly gets hard when he hears a distant "copa copa"
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Rickey is a massive sweetheart who does more for you than any other trainee simply out of love stop treating her like P Diddy.
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>>585995468
rickey doesn't say that
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>>585994952
I wanna dohna dohna keichan...
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>>585995468
Whats wrong with copa copa? I holler Samba Samba and its fine
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>my trainer showed up completely shaved from head to toe
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>>585995527
Why does she copa copa? Is it tourettes?
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choking feng shui out of brickey
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nimble navigator worth taking on pacers?
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>>585995573
YAYYYYYYY
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>>585995609
if it's cheap. it's turboshit though, often procs after you're already done accelerating but you might hit it once during the finals
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what are the conditions for cm22?
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>>585995534
What kind of things does she do for you?
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I realized I own everyone Ive wanted to pull for. tell me why I should spend my ani ticket on YOUR uma
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>>585995609
yeppers
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>>585995676
left, snow, soft
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>>585995609
If it has high lv hints sure it can come in clutch sometimes
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>>585995672
I can either get that or double circle straightaways and float like 50 SP
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Bready for dirt
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>>585995573
Miserable people want to make others miserable too, the schizos in this thread are a good example
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>>585995590
She's a pokemon copa
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>>585995760
>28%
The fuck? What's a normal skill activation at 1200 again, 85?
>>585995806
I'd get double circle straights
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DIE! TOMAKOMAI SLUT!!!
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>>585995730
Rearrange your furniture, change up your room and bed, make sure you're always healthy, never overworked, and don't get headaches. Makes you chocolate full of love. Gives you her virginity in the onsen. Gives you nightly blowjobs and swallows all of your stress.
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>>585995910
can't believe Tomakomai will become a vassal of THE WARLORD OF OI
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Danchou found out I'm a Curren poster
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>>585995676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ8otN2v0Sk
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>>585995860
Rickey makes me happy
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>>585995997
At least you're not a Falco poster...oh wait those don't exist lol
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>>585995993
I want a Rickey wife...
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RICKEY
LUCKY
HAPPY!!!!!!
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sex with copa
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Rickey got me a Rickey dakimakura and wow she was right I really am sleeping so much better now that I have it
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>this thread
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>>585996240
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>>585996240
C-C-C-COPA!!!????
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>>585996292
>boyuma
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This place sure loves dirters
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I thought we liked Fuku.

I thought we liked Tarumae.

Why is this thread full of feng shui CULTISTS
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ok I guess
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>>585995886
>What's a normal skill activation at 1200 again, 85?
in paper
in practice THERE'S OTHER CONDITIONS TO WORRY ABOUT
Your 1800 wit frontrunner with skills that need her to be at the front is, very rarely, going to fumble concentration and get a 100ms late start at which point her 1800 wit doesn't do shit because she's not at the front against paceslop
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>>585996314
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>>585996371
Its true. And Dober.
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>>585996373
Tarumaefags are also Rickeyfags. That's common knowledge.
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>>585996430
>tranny creek
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>>585996392
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>>585996506
How could you not love Dober?
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gm
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>>585996585
gm!!
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Rickey's taller than the average uma
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>>585996506
>stallions in drag
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>>585996373
I like Fuku even though training her has some of the worst career RNG I've ever heard
I only like Tarumae for her boobs
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>>585996646
and sexier than the average uma
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>>585996524
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raping
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kingu luv
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>>585996645
Take your meds
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>>585996646
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>>585996735
we only like falco after she retires and puts on a few pounds
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>>585996750
raping who
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OG or Banana Falco for cm22?
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uuuu
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>everyone pretending to love rickey
>when barely anyone rolled for her
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survey time
>did you flatline
>how many SSRs/3* did you pull (ignore SSRs if you flatlined) and which exactly
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Rickey can get away with her bullshit cause she's so fucking hot
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>>585996862
>Gold City that short
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>>585996430
Creek Love!
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>>585996646
Which is a cute trait
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>>585996912
Probably OG to take the lead. Alt ult has nothing on Rickey's
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>>585997005
Dude?
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feng shui more like fuck copano rickey
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>>585997005
Yuck
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>>585996949
But I rolled on her and even won last dirt with her
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>>585992469
Hello, how do I get into this? I'm a complete newbie and the only gacha game I've played was ZZZ.
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>>585997005
I can see it!
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>>585996959
>No
>0 SSR Supports but got Inari, Choc Bourbon and Camping Dober

I'd point out that I already had the latter two but Inari was pretty important because now I have 5 turf/dirt mile/medium umas to loop all day.
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>>585997025
Tall girls give better hugs and are easier to kiss
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>>585996959
Flatinler here
2 Kita whites, 1 Dia white, 1 Tickezo, 1 Fujin, 1 Nishino, and ny urara
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>>585996959
>no
>2, dia twice
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would neicha have sex with you if you just begged her hard enough
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>>585996959
yes
nothing
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>>585997160
Very true. Many kisses for Rickey.
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>>585997242
Kita would. You really wouldn't even have to beg. She'd beg.
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>>585996959
>how many SS-
GET ZERO
FUCK MY LIFE
MEZASE
GO TO HELL ICHIBAN TE
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naked nice nature
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>>585997126
Reroll on the current banner until you roll pic related 5 times, then post deck here to see if it was a good reroll, then play to your heart content and ask questions if you have any.
This is an okayish banner for newbies to get into and there are a few newfriends who started playing recently and are doing well.
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Feng Shit detected, post Tomokomai instead
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>>585997242
After the paper trophy scene you wouldn't need to beg, she'd be down if you set the mood right and asked her seriously
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>>585997269
rickey is so cute
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>>585997126
Buy a chinese reroll account with MLB Kitasan for 4 bucks
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>>585997304
Does the game give out freebies?
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umankomai tomakomano tomankomai hokkomanko tarumanko
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>>585997403
We're in freebies period, yes.
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Tomakucks
>washed up losers
>constantly seething
>don't bring happiness
>they exploit others for happiness
Feng Shui CHADS
>11 G1 gods
>balanced body and mind
>they bring happiness
>share good luck with others
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>>585997242
Beg? Nigga all you need to do is to get yourself a room and she's yours.
And the room is optional, just find a place where you two are alone
And even that is optional
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What the fuck is wrong with gray horses?
Not all grays but it's always a gray
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Rickey hours are my favorite
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rickey body balancing on my penis
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>>585997374
From where exactly?
>>585997439
Oh thanks, I'll be downloading today then.
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>>585997242
Yes. That's why you can't let her go outside unaccompanied, other men can easily convince her into sex.
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STay gold ruined the SaMBa
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>>585997505
My furniture says you're a fag
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>>585997505
Rickey does have a balanced body. Amazing ass, amazing tits, amazing legs, amazing tummy
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>>585997608
if your furnitere talks you need to take your meds
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>>585997356
Very true (again)
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orang
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>>585997745
orenji?
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>>585996959
>SSR
2 (one was Spe Stam, I forgot the other one)
>Uma
Original Dober which I didn't have before

Luck-wise I did good just for getting Dober desu
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post your favorite soundposts
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Starting your morning by eating Rickey's umanko is part of a balanced breakfast.
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>>585997819
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Any upcoming drama at reset?
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>>585997952
3 days
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Rickey would give you morning kisses and goodnight kisses.

And just kisses in general.

Rickey kisses.
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>>585997952
danchou got me pregnant but i missed quota so hes not letting me keep it
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>>585997952
big drama
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>>585997952
no one cares retard die
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>>585997952
My club bf is quitting the game
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stop posting titilating currens i already jacked off for the night
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curren is cute but something about her feels off
I don't like it
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next jiggie
https://jiggie.fun/48T3fd
>https://jiggie.fun/48T3fd
https://jiggie.fun/48T3fd
>https://jiggie.fun/48T3fd
https://jiggie.fun/48T3fd
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>>585998158
>>585994212
NTR artist...
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>>585998331
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Rickey's kisses must be so sweet
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>>585997952
anon is getting gangbanged by everyone because he was thinking of leaving the club
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>>585998227
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>>585998242
The fact that she's a demon?
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>>585998390
...
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>>585998435
You get that one from her UmaFans?
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>>585998471
Fuku is hideous get her out of there
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>>585998435
im too old to go again so soon, maybe next time
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>>585998535
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>>585998536
>>
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>>585998536
>too old
That's Curren's favourite type of man
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>>585998536
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>>585998248
macjiggie
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>>585998891
She looks goofy when she runs
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>>585996959
>Did not flatline
>No SSRs
>Got Dia on first free tenner, Kita on second, and Inari on the fourth
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>Failed double rainbow training on 10%
>three turns later fail double rainbow training on 15%
never have i so wanted to download that cheat program that lets me see the outcome of clicks beforehand
so so badly do i want to download it even to the point of risking a ban on this account with i dont even know how much money was paid into it by now
im so fucking tilted
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>>585996959
yes
kitasan white and ayabe
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I just know the game RNG is going to fuck me next year. this is the best junior year I've had in a career so far
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Gonna cum to Rickey before bed
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>>585998998
heh doesn't matter even if you get the god run you'll lose in the rng fest finals anyway
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>Tomorrow is the last day of free rolls
>Still didn't get Kitasan White, let alone a single SSR
Please Shiraoki, best your fortune upon me with a 7 and let me wake up with good luck
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>>585999018
Cute Kei!
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>>585999018
K.Sex
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>>585998998
You won't get banned, but it's also not very strong and only knows what branch events will take (i.e. whether any particular outcome offered by acupuncture will fail, for instance)
Any other advertised feature was hallucinated into the announcement
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>>585999131
Did you know that the chance of not getting even a single SSR in 100 scouts is less than 5%?

hehehe. heh.
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>>585999131
7 and you get lucky
4 you get doom
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I'm so pent up from watching my trainee do a photoshoot with her new year's outfit, that I'm about to blow my salary this month on the red light district just to take care of it
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>>585999176
The fuck, isn't that just Dumpy then?
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>UF2 pace ace
>no head-on
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>>585999268
Yes, everything remezzo releases is just other people's stuff repackaged.
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>>585999260
does your trainee happen to be connected to the Satono Group? Beware the red light district is owned by-NGGHH!
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every time someone posts a teio reaction image i rape teio
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>>585999131
shiraoki-sama, give this anon three new 3* trainees tomorrow
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>>585999359
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>>585999384
>4
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Rickey WON
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>>585999337
a-anon!??!!
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this teio is a webm so it's ok
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Got this the first time training City. 2* Dirt too, not too bad
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>>585999437
>7
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>>585996959
no
steam DAHBY
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you cant handle the numbers.
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>>585999616
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I hate cryers
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>>585999616
7 and fuku can't handle this dick
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Mambocchi is leaving /Uma/Club next month. Have faith Mambwos he will save you
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considering dropping my main style to become a front runner meta fag
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I want to... an umadol.
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>>585999884
Same
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>>585999884
>ywn get an uma smiling at you like this
the desire to shoot myself increases just from this image fuck
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>>585999723
i doubt it, i think he likes it there
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tomakomai can't compete
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>>585997415
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>>585999884
>ntr smile
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>>586000001
so close yet so far
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>>585999992
tomakomai has two big advantages in this race
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intensely passionate sexual relations with kingu halo
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>>586000001
Desirable body
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>>586000150
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>>585999723
Nah he is happy there being a top goy
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>>585997126
First you wait and accumulate carats, and spend them on Ramonu at the end of November.
We currently have free uma rolls, so you can have things to play with.
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kingu exposing her thingu
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>>586000150
Why does she look disappointed
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>>586000297
it's her first time and she's just a little nervous
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When is her Autumn costume?
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>300 posts thread
>its all about uma sex
you retards never talk about the game huh
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>>585999965
>>586000256
/Uma/Club can't find new members, they will lose S rank which will lead to most their members quitting, same thing that happened to umaoooo
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umas for this feeling?
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>>586000581
what else is there to talk about
sprints are downhill casino
nobody cares about dirt
we all have our pull plans until 2031
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SEX SEX UMA SEX SEXOOOOOOOOOO UMA SEX
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>>586000581
it's not a very good game
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>>586000581
one newcutie's trying to talk about the game as hard as he can, the poor soul
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>>586000581
This dogshit general with bad taste retards is dogshit? No way! Migrate already to you-know-where in you-know-what-board. We actually play the game there and we're not terminally online gooners.
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Now that Year 2 is over, what's your next Uma
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>Go to the Library
>See this
Now what?
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>>586000627
What do you mean, they are comfortable in S.
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oh fuck i'm terminally online and i'm about to goon to some UMA MOOSUME
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>/vm/a bragging about talking about the game when they suck at it
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>>586000770
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>>586000767
nyonivers, sportsfestival, wedding ama, aceonmyface
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Facts struck a nerve, again. I'm only here because danchou recruits here as well.
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so when will uma get backengineered by these AI sloppa so we can train light hello
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lol the fag is giving his life story like he's important
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>>586000893
Because they recruit outsiders
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>>586000770
Take out my smartphone and take pictures of her underaged panties.
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it would be nice to have sex someday
even if its with ningen
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>>586001184
Aoi took my virginity
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i have mlb maruzensky because i luckshitted her while pulling for mlb tachyon, i have like a week until fujin to decide if i want to be a front runner or a pace main this shit sucks
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>>586001224
I'll strangle you you fucking humblebragger
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Tertiary gooners have no soul and their brain no gyrus.
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main style is retarded
i main cute umas
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>>586001224
you can use maruzen on paces and you don't need the wagie to be a front main
how is your seiun sky + kitasan situation?
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>>586001224
i think you should explode
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>>586001295
i already use maruzensky on my pace chasers lel i get UF umas for free
i have seiun and both kitasan's, i also have NY opera
sitting on 105k carrots I could pivot to front hard if i wanted
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christmas bikini urara alt soon
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>>586001286
i'm sorry to hear that your genitalia no longer works after you mangled it all
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>>586001224
You don't need to "main" anything, it's gaslight meant to make you miserable and not enjoy the game.
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>>585999616
7 and you have a wet dream about Shiraoki tonight
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my danchou wants to find out who's the diickposter, but i'm not telling him it was me
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>>586001224
Most pace chasers can be mutated to front, but you can't say the same for vice versa.
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>>586001403
you should try your luck at wit bourbon then, ignore the wagie
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Typical addict response. I'm sorry to hear his addiction prevents him from actually playing the game.
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>>585997787
Yes!
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>>586001414
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>>586001443
anal with shy virgins...
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typical reddit response kek
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what if i raped chiyono
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>>586001459
my main concern is that i don't have a mile front and i don't like helios, could mutate taiki to run as a front runner i guess, and bring suzuka too
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>>586001645
you'd be a bad poster who is also a rapist, instead of just a bad poster
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>>586001645
Well you shouldn't
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>>586000767
Daitaku Helios, Daichi Ruby, Neo Universe, Sakura Laurel, Narita Top Road, Mejiro Ramonu, Satono Crown, Rhein Kraft
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>>586001747
She doesn't have allat.
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>>586001747
fuck off danchou
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Don't worry about your home site, gooner. The thread is (finally) back to talking (somewhat) about the game. You're welcome.
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>>586001560
urara would do this but she wouldn't know what it meant
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>>586001797
>>586001812
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>>586001654
well, you said you also have seiun sky and hopefully vbourbon too
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the zoomie wannabe janny is still yapping kek
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nobody likes chiyo
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bwo i'm dying of cringe from this guy
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You're an election tourist, addict.
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>>586001880
i do have sei but not barbin, main reason i wanted ines is that, also she is easy to build
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>>586001908
I like Chiyo
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i'm sorry your janny application was rejected
maybe next time tranny
until then you can continue to fail to police the thread
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wahey
good morningu
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>>586001974
then maybe snacking can't be avoided, since you can't ticket her, it can't be helped, right?
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>>586000581
you never see anyone discussing tic tac toe
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I hate newfags and tourists that automatically outs themselves. Ain't giving you a (You)
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The addict didn't deny it lol
Tertiaries never fail to out themselves.
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>>586002096
I am undefeated when it comes to tic-tac-toe in this thread.
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>>586001908
i like her if only for this
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>>586002070
is not snacking if its in my pull plan, i never snack, that is why i need to decide if i want to front or pace
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>>586002096
that's because nobody posts kawapuri anymore
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>>586002047
morningu
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>>586002070
does ines fujin do enjo kosai
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>>585996959
>no
>2x stam Spe, 1x wit Sweep, 1x Yeppers
>NY Dia, Ardan, Cheer Natie
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>>586002070
Anus Fujin
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>>586002259
she's a wagie so probably not
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>>586001747
>>586001694
Chiyo doesn't have saggy tits
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helios avatarfag addicted to cuck porn is here
comfy hours are over
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>>586002423
HAG MARE
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>>586002356
would chiyo be easy to trick into sex
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rickey assaulted me while i was lost at the amusement park
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>>585993142
I like touhou so that's fine with me.
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>>586002070
i'm tired of pretending like ines isn't pure sex
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>>586002187
hmmm, I could said you can do both but it's probably not possible without some waging
then the best option is to skip??? your luck on ramonu's banner will be the call
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>>586002464
Yes, very easy.
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>>586002482
She is but they kinda ruined her career with that "part-time job" nonsense. Doesn't stop her from being sexy but kinda soured the impression.
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>>586002530
what waging nigga i play the stockmarket and NEET, if i need some carrots i'll buy them but i don't think it will be necessary i'm sitting on 105k and 3 ssr crystals
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>>586002530
>waging
whaling I meant of course
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Sorry danchou but i will be leaving the club from november 5th
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Give me a (You) or I post brown!
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Stay in your containment thread, buddy.
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>>586002656
it was a mistaaaake I didn't call you a neet my brain is just stupid
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Ines Fujin won the Derby as a frontrunner so he was an impressive horse
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post the damn brown uma already
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i have a primal urge to slide my hands up in there
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YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE
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>>586002748
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at least they learned their lesson with xoguri
cancer meta units going forward will be cute (ines,kita, neouni) instead of ugly like chudguri
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>>586002976
Oh my
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>>586002990
wow rude
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>>586002990
We calling any random uma chuds now?
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3 borrows disappeared quickly
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i need to luckshit a banner so i can do 400 here in 5 years, fuuuuck
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>>586002861
Be careful what you wish for... once you slide onto Ines' curves, she won't let you pull out...
https://files.catbox.moe/caa7pf.jpeg
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>>586003098
You're 200 rolls too short, probably on more banners too.
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Drawing King Halo and idk if I'm doing good anons.
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Why did they make the hag uma who promotes torena x uma so sex so you want to fuck her over your trainee?
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>>586003067
>fat
>wanted to racemix (horlicks was from new zealand)
seems kinda chuddy to me
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>>586003267
She doesn't wear glasses so no go for me.
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I will continue playing you my xmas piggy... even after you stop being meta...
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>>585998891
nobody runs like this
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>>586003153
I wish my trainee did this with me
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Tenno sho draw
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>>586003248
Cute kingu, you're doing good anon
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>>586003448
For me, it's Seiun Hades
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>>586003325
i mean, she'll never be the worst option.
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>>586003267
>make npc that promotes copulation between uma and male trainer
>ends up becoming one of the sexiest adults even the scenario trainer ends up developing feelings for her
>feels bad about this and wipes his brain every memory about her so he can marry his trainee instead
monkey's paw curls again
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>>586003325
>>586002729
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>>586002748
W-Why is Bobo punching me?!
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next jiggie
https://jiggie.fun/noB6kN
>https://jiggie.fun/noB6kN
https://jiggie.fun/noB6kN
>https://jiggie.fun/noB6kN
https://jiggie.fun/noB6kN
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>>585996548
Don't you fucking dare slander my #2 girl by association with that thing.
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>>586003602
this is the containment thread
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azuma more like ass uma
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>>586003671
Only the schizo is pushing that you're better off [-]'ing him
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>>586003671
Just ignore the election tourist.
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>>585997952
Not until CM final.
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>>586003248
You artist types sure are something. Yes anon you're doing good.
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>>586001645
that's Maruzen-san's job
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derb
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>>586003586
>trainer keeps a diary of her from her keeping a diary
>ends up remembering her and goes to meet her a final time
>they fuck all day
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>>586003248
looking pretty first-rate
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>>586003448
>Seiun Hades
Is that a Sky spawn?
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>>586003824
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>>586003929
no, just owned by the same guy iirc
seiun sky is very infamous for having absolute shit genetics, all his kids jobbed hard
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>>586003916
Here is part 1
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>>586003935
>wareware wa uchuujin
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>>586004018
I knew he didn't do well as a stud, that's why I got excited.
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>>586002618
wanna be tricked into sex? i'll give you sweet yogurt?
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>no carat reward
hmmmm nyo
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genuinely why shouldn't I just fuck the uma x tore goddess
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>>586004110
>>
i told king halo that first rate umamusumes sit on my face
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>>586003864
My wife would never rape my daughter.
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Smart Falcon watching her trainer flirt with Azuma like a cuck
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>open club chat
>club bwos are talking about leaving /uma/
Owari da.
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>>586004078
yeah. Seiun Hades is actually Cafespawn funny enough
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Any good end cards to SS parent farm for dirt CM? Thinking of borrowing Ruby, and not sure if farming the muddy green from stinko is worth it or not
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>>586003267
explain to a global only
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she is orange and sex
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We fucked
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>>586004302
if you're getting gw, muddy is a must
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>>586004302
Sweepy.
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>>586004302
>>586004382
Sorry, I wasn't clear. Sweepy wit.
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>>586004249
mambwo..
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>>586003448
>kwab du nord at 1
rigged
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>>586004249
Hey, we must be from the same club
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>>586004352
Umas are ephemeral beings who disappear when no one can remember their name. Azuma has been manifesting herself for 3 years every 12 years in order to complete a ritual that honors the bond between umamusume and humans. At the end of her support chain, she realizes she has gotten much too attached to (You) and tries to break off the relationship at the end of the career by erasing your memories, but (You) remember her through your own diary entries of the times you spent with her and seek her out to say goodbye.
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>I fuarking love uma x human
>it's her turn for on uma x human spotlight
>"nyooo I can't do that"
Is she stupid?
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Its as shrimple as that
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Blasting sperm inside an ancient uma
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>>586004481
Oh yeah that card. I might just run that in ace runs but wonder how good is it in clanker runs. Plus it doesn't have spurt hints so kinda meh
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>>586004249
Forever goes live in 6 days.
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>>586004249
If /vm/ actually played the game I would have joined them months ago. Too bad their top club is Mambo tier
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>>586004736
WITH ENOUGH POWER YOU CAN REFIRE A DYING STAR
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>>586004829
>Too bad their top club is Mambo tier
Brutal
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time to bounce
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We fucked up and won't meet Dober's doujin deadline...
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>>586004704
Horses are kinda derpy and dumb, so are umas.
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>/uma/ getting uppity again
Do we tell them bros?
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>>586004754
I was actually wondering about welfare Wendy myself. Is she actually good for rating?
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>>586004965
Weakest /uma/ club has stronger trainers than the strongest /vm/ club
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what did she mean by this
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>>586004696
very romantic
feels like ive read a similar premise before either via doujins or manga
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>>586004181
she does it everytime Chiyo-chan runs a career though
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>>586004829
>their top club is Mambo tier
Their top club is a meme club that only exists to get their top earners poached?
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>>586004829
>Too bad their top club is Mambo tier
The fuck is that supposed to mean
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>>586004914
They are doing a bit better than Mambo this month. The 2nd best club is dead at rank 700. I'd join if they were in the mid 300s but I don't want to stress out about A+ every month
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We are not a punchline...
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>>586005021
drawing torena incest doujins
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people posting about club drama might be one of the things pushing your club from /uma/
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>>586005092
It's a very VN-like scenario
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post more club drama
you know what, make shit up
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>>586004829
You don't need to be in a /vm/ club to talk there.
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The massive divide in /uma/ vs /vm/a plats and skill is proof that being a retarded gooner with an unhealty obsession with fictional characters and poor hygiene does make you better at games
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>>586005021
To be honest I genuinely have no idea
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post something cute
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>>586005380
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thank God none of this shit got discussed during curren hours
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>>585998998
I TAKE A BREAK AND DO A NEW CAREER

SIX PERCENT ON A DOUBLE RAINBOW
SIX
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/vm/ drama?
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Smoochies?
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>>586005421
Bro?
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>>586005372
>retarded gooner
those are just the most vocal posters, not the most numerous
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>>586005421
It's always Curren hours
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/vm/a is simply soulful unlike /uma/ which is a brown metanigger club fanslave general desu
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They can fix botting by simply making carat energy refreshes exponentially grow in price. There's even no need to make any "anticheat".
Just make them exponentially grow doubling in price starting from 1 every time and botting is over.
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>>586005476
smooch this, dancho *unzips*
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>>586005340
If there is no natural drama then we must produce it ourselves. Time to stir the pot a little...
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>>586001747
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>>586005530
/vm/ is just retarded, not even anything to do with meta
they thought gutmaxxing was good in MANT
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>>586005557
I'm not your danchou, freak. KYS.
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>>586005538
That will make botting even better, retard
New accounts have shitload of carrots
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>>586005530
yes but when the trannies here get banned from /vg/ they leak over there
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>>586005470
You can't drama post about a corpse /umaJP/ is doing better than them
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Do losers here unironically do fan runs? I thought that was a meme to make fun of third worlders
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>>586005616
You have no right to call anyone a freak
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>>586005602
my wife
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>>586005195
***...comeback...
that night was a mistake...
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>>586005609
gutsmaxxing WAS good
.... for TT, and even then only when you hit godrolls, only for you to barely hang on to Class 6
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>>586005530
>brown metanigger club fanslave
That's just /uma/ club, most other clubs are soulful
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>>586005616
whatever you say, now smooch it
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>>586005689
I thought him and ***** are coming back in november
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I remember /vm/a even seethe if you post screenshots of A+ club gibs at the start of the month, that was funny
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/vm/aggots thought SS was a highroll in MANT
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>>586005557
i'm your dancho and you should smooch my fucking cock
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>>585992469
based giantess uma in the op
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>>586005689
it wasn't a mistake. it was the groundwork to kill the most annoying poster in this thread.
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>>586005618
Do you realize that 20 refreshes with exponential price growth described (starting at one and doubling) costs more than a million carats?
Even 10 refreshes
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>>586005903
what does that even mean
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>>586005842
my apologies, dancho, please turn around and bend a little so i can smooch you from behind
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>>586005959
the average ace run takes 10 refreshes or more
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>>586005959
If you meant that literally then might as well delete refreshes completely.
Also new accounts probably get TP pots.
Also if regular people won't use carat refreshes then botters have to do even less.
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>>586005959
*Even 10 refreshes would cost more than a thousand. The only problem could be energy drink but those can be done exponentially too.
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>>586006045
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>>586006029
5 refreshes would cost only 31, a better deal than now. It will only prevent spamming with API bots, normal players can still play.
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>>586006090
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>>585996959
Yes.
2, the banner ones which I wouldn't have gotten if I didn't flatline.
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>>586006024
Average ace run takes 1-5
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>>586006098
1kk fans per run, how many runs a starter account could bot in your opinion? Because any non-retarded amount will be too much for regular players to catch up.
The only smart way to decouple botting from clubs would be to tie club ranks to actual performance, i.e. pvp event performance, not fan amount.
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>>586006189
I'm bad at the game ok
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>>586006024
You have like 2 weeks to do it.
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>>586005373
>>586005021
Wondering if she's gonna have any sister or brother in law
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>>586006224
You can do it manually there's no need to even bot. It's to prevent API bots.
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>my nishino with 0 early skills and late start goes 2nd
>my groundwork pasa goes 7th

I gave up trying to understand sprints long ago
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>>586006381
downhill mode, check hakuraku
R E T A R D
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botting will never be fixed because:
>carrat refreshes will never be touched because they are a reason to buy carrats, dont underestimate retards
>botting pushes the average club rank down, making you have less free carrats which might make you more inclined to buy paid ones
>fixing any kind of cheating costs time and effort and is always a cat and mouse game with no permanent end
>cygames can put in the bare minimum and people will still play
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>>586006381
This is why we take purple debuffed skills in sprint because it's better for downhill mode.
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>>586006381
Im talking about going right out the gate, like the 100m before the downhill even starts, you know, the place where groundwork should do its thing?
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>>586005774
Danchou told me to reject pirate applications during the instant messaging experiment
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>>586006536
what does that do
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>>586006507
You forgot the most important part
>cygames literally do not care, because they don't do even the simplest thing to improve the situation, like autobanning people who get more than legally possible fans in a certain amount of time
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SAMBA
UMA UMA SAMBA
SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA
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>>586006586
>ahooy matey! can i join yer crew? yurr!!
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current jiggie
da moving one
https://jiggie.fun/noB6kN
>https://jiggie.fun/noB6kN
https://jiggie.fun/noB6kN
>https://jiggie.fun/noB6kN
https://jiggie.fun/noB6kN
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>>586007060
eugh! rotting...
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Holy moly
F trainers look like that?!
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>>586007060
>Nay, They'll be expecting one of us in the shipwreck brother
>Have we started the merge?
>The fancount rises
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Sex?
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>>586007524
are you cute? if you're not i'll make you cute
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my trainee ditched me after she said i was mambo-tier...
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>>586007251
kek
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>>586005530
That + they've not fried their brain receptors with mid photos of mid umas.
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>>586007636
Mambwotato....
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What are the current club rivalries, everyone vs mambo?
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fuck it at this point i guess ill save mambo
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My trainee said that she hated me...................
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>check club
>they be complaining about flat liners
>check chronogenesis
>im part flatliner
its so fucking over for me bros...
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>>586007795
Mambo vs Mambo
Uma&Co vs /Uma/Club
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>>586007795
TamaLove vs Mambo in their race to remain A+
But it seems TamaLove won that one, Mambo will rise up again
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- If I take thatt off, will you die?
- Omatsuri
- You're a big horse
- Mambo!
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next jiggie
https://jiggie.fun/UrziVS
>https://jiggie.fun/UrziVS
https://jiggie.fun/UrziVS
>https://jiggie.fun/UrziVS
https://jiggie.fun/UrziVS
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do zoomer anons even know about baneposting?
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You merely adapted the Ey Ey Mun! I was hachimi in it!
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>>586008102
Unc...
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>>586008102
>bane
The masketta man?
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>>586008102
if they watched a history of 4chan sloptube video they might get the idea, unc
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>>586007995
calm down mambro. Now is not the time for drama. That comes later
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Was dropping from A+ part of your plan?
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Sprint CM soon
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>>586008397
twas to keep us in suspense
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>>586008102
Palmer would get the references but Helios wouldn't
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He didn't play so good. Who wants to flatline next?
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Paama sexo
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>>586008428
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>>586007795
it used to be uma&co vs umaDASH but uma&co lost their steam
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Helios is always the prelude to gooner posting uh
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Disbanding this club. With no survivors.
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if *** was still in charge mambo would be fine
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>>586008723
Yea. Now post Palmers fat ass
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>>586008648
the joke is zoomer, so why does she speak like a nigger instead? fucking disgrace is what you are
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>>586008776
Keb quit for good its okay to namedrop him
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>>585995742
you shouldn't. Neo Universe love ME
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Am i supposed to go to the recovery for taishin mood event?
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>>586008804
Western artists are the worst.
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>>586008684
Umanco? Wasn't it dacchis?
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>>586008776
If I was in charge of mambo they would be in SSS right now.
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>>585996959
no
none
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>>586008940
me in the middle
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>>586005682
s dyke?
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>>586008838
yea
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>>585996959
There's still one more free tenner.... I can still get lucky
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Front unique are only A&S and El Victoria for cm22 right?
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>>586008684
I don't know who the fuck is umadash.
You mean dacchis?
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>>586009019
yeah, not much else worth taking unless you are building a summer maruzen, on her you kinda want vbobo unique to proc ult without having to buy a heal on a mile race.
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>>586008723
the prelude to uncomfy hours
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>>586007795
The ongoing feud is submissive agp faggots vs hard gay trainers
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I once again telling you, we should buy Seeking the Pearl from selector
Trust the plan
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i got 0 good parent from the CM21 prep
not even a potential GGP that has groundwork+umastan
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>>586000767
neo universe, ramonu, tachyon sex in the summer,
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>>586009138
just know that I'm carrying triple oppression just to hit vbobo inherit fags
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The real feud is salted butter vs wurst
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>>586009217
uhhhh does she actually say that
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>>586009217
stop making edits to justify your lust, anon
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>>586009389
that's not feud anon, that's just breakfast!
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Mile evos skills
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>>586009295
But I rolled for her...
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Ticketing Brian BLAZE on 2nd anni, yay or nay?
I play pace and dont have base Brian and like her design

Any other cool pace umas that are good ticket targets? I was considering ZRR but got spooked on free pulls
>inb4 Xoguri
No, fuck off
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>>586002647
his owner commited mass suicide with his friends when his buisiness went bankrupt.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/1998/10/07/death-of-3-salesmen-partners-in-suicide/b231cb05-e5f8-4e8e-8890-dba6c8bf9ac6/
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>>586009541
Buy something else
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>>586009217
Bitch I'm thinking of VODKA'S BOOTS
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>>586009568
xoguri is dead bwo
also she's not a pace anyway
there's no good pace umas until the end of 2027 so get brian if you want
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>>586009568
xoguri's time is over, wolf brian is a cool pick though you won't get much mileage off her
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>>586009360
not even that wild of a meta call honestly. the stamina req is pretty high for a mile, im sure there will be people taking whites or backliner aces with the white ver of keen eye
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>>586009568
>Ticketing Brian BLAZE on 2nd anni, yay or nay?
>I play pace and dont have base Brian and like her design

>should i buy meta pace who is good even on jp still
Yes, you should
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>>586009568
1 long race every 6 months
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>>586009360
And I'm running triple speed eater for the brickeys. It will be an interesting CM.
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I'm a front god, who should I ticket, the clanker?
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QUESTION!!
If helios is soon then why she is not available in selectors on second anni?
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>>586009753
wit bobo doesn't come out until after anni and you'll never see her again when it does
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>>586009790
only umas up to and including the NY banner are eligble
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>>586009790
because selectors don't cover ALL the girls, only some of them, up to Kitawhite/Diablanco
Helios will be on the 2.5 anni ticket
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>>586009753
I dont play front but did you get Kitawhite? If so Im guessing Valentine Fujo, they are the LoH duo
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>>586007230
Shakursisters are all 10/10 bistacies that got rejected by their goth senior crush in hs
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>>586009841
Awfully specific
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Before I ball deep into Rickey mine, do I run her as pace or front on CM22?
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>>586009753
Not this >>586009790 ugly whore
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>>586009982
front
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>>586009982
pace
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>>586009982
end
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>>586009982
end
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Who doesn't love a good dirt cm
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>>586009982
Front should be stronger but pace will win more lobbies.
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>>586009982
whatever you have the better parents for
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>>586010038
Me, because I have zero dirt umas.
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LUCKY
RICKEY
BRICKY
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>>586009982
Runaway
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>>586010105
Bwo even urara can win cm22 rooms if you build her end
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morning coffee
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>>586010169
*and luckshit your hints/inspo
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>>586009569
Should've made it a bit less obnoxious then if it's a reference.
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>>586010193
I'm having some too
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Latebros
Will we ever get to mog endchads
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>>586000581
What game? There's not much to discuss about a slot machine.
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>>586010105
everyone has condor tho
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>>586010269
when we stop having tracks that start the late race on a straight, sure
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>lates weren't good last cm
>lates aren't good this cm
>lates aren't good next cm
So we keep a-waiting (Waiting)
Waiting on the world to change
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TITTIES
I
T
T
I
E
S
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rape
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>>586010193
morning fishe
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>>586010438
>>586010439
suspiciously timed post
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>>586010269
nyever. we're the gamba playstyle forever.
yes, even the ones that sloptube gaslighters are calling "strong"
which is why if you are a latefag, focus only pull on the ones who make your dick happy, and invest on supokas instead
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Sex with/getting raped by your trainee is morally, legally, spiritually and religiously correct btw
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>>586005864
have more
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have 60k carats
is it worth spending 150 pulls for white kitasan as a pace enjoyer
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>Late only good when end could not use their accel
Nyo....
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>>586010495
if you're not pulling for anyone else until Ramonu, yes
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>>586010495
only you can decide that
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>>586010438
Yay!!! Titties!!!!
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>>586010383
I have lost to a few paces on cm21 rooms, but ALWAYS when there were fronts/oniggers not letting me hit pacer accels
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>>586010383
>decided i want to play lates
>they actually bad half of races
Its tough
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>>586010495
yes, use all your roamouno carats youll just get lucky or die trying
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>>586010468
Roger that
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keibabwos...
https://youtube.com/post/Ugkx_5fTa5GWV1vMH2vt0TPTShY7Ow2Rz0UC
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Hit me up on TM Opera O (original)
Is she good?
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>>586010258
Anything special? Finishing off a bag of ethiopian cawfee from a local roastery right now, pretty light and almost citrusy

>>586010461
I like fishe
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>>586010668
>year 0 uma
no
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>>586010640
Aren't all of this in jra channel now
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>>586010383
I gave up on lates a few CMs ago, despite spechud and ticket being in the oshi list. running lates is just not worth it, every other position is purely better. lates suck, have always sucked, and will continue to always suck
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>>586010668
nyopera outclasses her
but some people play her, she's an oshipick
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>>586010668
Nyo...
NY is though
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>>586010668
just get both and use the OG outfit on NY like a true operachad
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>stuck on one alt
>base is bad
This is your overlord huh
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>>586010671
Nope, just some diesel for the engine...
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>>586010691
But without the Uma equivalent shown in the thumbnails, the OST, and also translated eng captions for the races, casters, interviews, preshow etc
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>>586010383
CM24
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>>586010705
the truth that they don't want you to realise is that it seriously doesn't matter
you can get to A finals/high LoH with anything, and hitting the top is a coinflip regardless of what you use
lates have always been about gamling with one's oshis
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>>586009790
Voucher covers anything older than a month so you can't just dodge the 30k carat tax by spending $21
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>>586010489
>haha sex
>haha rape
Any new jokes?
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>>586010816
Keibafags still feel raped, please understand.
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>>586010821
Well good luck in surviving out there!
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>8 inch casualwear Dream Journey figure was on sale for 30 dollars before the sale period ended
did anyone bother getting them? Are they actually any good?
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>>586010906
I'm still waiting until /uma/ evolves into unprotected handholding, neck kissing, and saying sweet words.
To your umas of course haha.
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>>586010849
I guess that is a shame
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>>586010857
my paces are much more consistent and I stopped putting in lates a bit ago becuase they have always tanked my WR compared to other positions. I dont want to bother maybe letting my chud get to sing ms victoria if it means sacrificing a spot to someone witha better chance that I also want to see sing it. I want lates to be good and usable, but Ive tried for too long to keep deluding myself into thinking they are fun to use, the 1 out of 15 wins on a well built ace isnt enough to justify them
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>>586010959
>furyuu
Those are plentiful and cheap
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>>586010906
I've got denseposting and speculation of how divergent the umaverse is from our timeline.
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>>586010491
thanks anon
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>>586010705
>>586010857
The reason you think lates is about gambling is because they have dogshit accels
When they have good accels they become consistent to the point it's the only style still used with 2 dominators in JP
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current jiggie
https://jiggie.fun/UrziVS
>https://jiggie.fun/UrziVS
https://jiggie.fun/UrziVS
>https://jiggie.fun/UrziVS
https://jiggie.fun/UrziVS
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>>586010906
uhhh how about
that I voted for troons to have their limbs broken before they're deported back to south east asia?
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>>586011090
what's the point of going to a casino if you're not gambling
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>>586010959
Furyu prize figures are decent-to-good, definitely a nice budget option, they are extremely cheap (esp if you live in japan or close to it) and cover specific niche (casual clothing)
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>>586011090
Well le lightning surge and claw forward memes sure as shit haven't been game changers like they were hyped up to be so what are these magical accels
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>>586011046
Please elaborate.
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>>586011090
more like its the position that needs 2 dominators to even have a chance at winning amirightfellas?
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i like festa
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>>586011152
Dunno but in that case you should drop lates for long and use triple pace instead
Gambling for no fronts in the lobby is funny, amirite?
>>586011192
Lightning surge is still a gamble accel and ends use it better
>>586011214
Say that again after Sakura Laurel, Neo Universe, Chrismtas Bright, Jungle Pocket, Still in Love rape you
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Our halloween president
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>>586010705
slightly off-topic, but aren't base and summer spechuds are better as pace?
only the supreme racist one is a late surger
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>>586011214
brother, there's only one other position in modern uma
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>>586011363
>only the supreme racist one is a late surger
Not even, its an end
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>>586011363
All of them are better as late with evos
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>>586011354
>brighto
>late
h-huh? i thought she's a forever end closer....
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>>586011447
OG can do both and Christmas is late only
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>>586011341
I hate the beanie!
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I wish Still would rape me
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dirt CM soon
is rickey good for that CM
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>>586011540
she's cuter without the beanie
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>>586011206
Because of how utopic the world of Umamusume is, the only disasters we hear of are devoid of politics and are entirely natural like tsunami and the like.
There's no "great war" or anything like that ever being discussed so we can assume a few things like nuclear energy never being discovered, it's a fun world building exorcise to think about even if it's just because they don't want to but int taboo topics in this.
Other funny headcanons I have include:
>Sub-Saharan Africa never lagged behind the rest of the world in terms of tech
>World population is lower on average than ours due to the lack of war time booms
>There's a Cabal of Umamusume who keep advocating for naming things after them and building Umalanes on roads.
>Nobunaga never needed to unite Japan
>Hitler is a succesful artist
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>>586011610
rickey is the best uma for any dirt cm from now on
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>>586011641
Okay she looks cute there.
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>>586011549
A woman can't rape a man, anon. Like what the fuck is she gon do? Forcefully suck your dick? lmao
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>>586011610
once again potential uma
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>1* uma stan
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>>586011656
is she strong as pace or is she only strong as front
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>>586011876
whatever you have parents for, she's the xog of dirt
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First attempt at Rickey for the next dirt CM, originally meant for TT until rainbows and song choices were really great by the first summer
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>>586011876
she is strong when she rearranges her guts using your dick
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>>586011931
Collaborative Graded Races doesn't work next CM retard
I made the same mistake
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Finally upgraded my Nishino with groundwork + concentration. Initially my idea was not to give her groundwork because I already have groundwork pasa and want her to stay behind for 3-4 then I noticed she proceeds to eat shit at 5-7 instead most of the time in pace lobbies
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>>586011931
Don't the passives have to activate
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>>586011931
>medium S
fix your sparks, if you have any non dirt/non mile sparks they WILL fire and nothing else
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What's the minimum amount of greens do you need to have on Rickey for her to be competitive?
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So with the new uma lore, does this make Fuji Kiseki like an ultra chad among umas
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>>586011649
>World population is lower on average than ours due to the lack of war time booms
Is that a real thing? People made more kids during war times? Sounds a bit unintuitive.

Still, cool lore post. But here's my questions for you:
>If their world is so utopic does that mean that all men are entitled to a government-issued umawife? (based if yes)
>Do horse-dudes exist? Like if there's a subspecies of human that has horse features...I mean surely they can't all be women. That'd be kinda weird.
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>>586012503
always has been
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Raisu!
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>>586003448
Place your bets on who will win both Tenno Autumn and Japan Cup, but fail at the Arima Kinen
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>>586012567
Laisucheck
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>>586012647
All the Laisu!
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>>586012510
>Is that a real thing? People made more kids during war times? Sounds a bit unintuitive
Not exactly during the war itself but demographic shocks usually are followed with periods of high natality, for example the black death which killed around 30-40% of europe was followed by historically high rates of births because the surviving peasants were distributed the now empty land and given many benefits to work it
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>>586003448
Kino is back on the menu boys
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I fell asleep way too early while watching YouTube again
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>>586012535
ugly, brutish gorilla
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>>586012739
unc...
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What skills should I put on my base Maru front runner for the meet
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>>586012510
birthrates usually skyrocket after wars and situations like that due to a variety of factors. The overall population trajectory would look very different from ours if we never had WW1 or 2.
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>>586012627
all in on Shake Your Heart
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>>586012463
base value is 0.25 velocity then 0.05 velocity/accel per every range of greens you reach with 3-4 being one mult, 5 two mult and 6 three mult for a grand total of 0.4 velocity 0.15 acceleration which sounds insane but it's phase_laterhalf_random==1 (later half of midrace)
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presented without comment
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>>586012510
>If their world is so utopic does that mean that all men are entitled to a government-issued umawife?
Yes, but they will financially ruin your life by literally eating through your savings
>Do horse-dudes exist? Like if there's a subspecies of human that has horse features...I mean surely they can't all be women. That'd be kinda weird.
No, uma lore clearly states only women can be umas and they dont even need to be daughters of other umas, ningen x ningen relationships can lead to uma births
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when do they add a buy all button to the skills menu
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>chooses you because you did all these things for her when she wasn't your trainee yet
isn't it eerie how common this is in uma character stories?
it's basically tampering, no?
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>>586012895
Sometimes a girl only wants to dance!!!
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>>586013167
Never afaik, but they'll hopefully soon add the filter into the skill shop so you can filter for style/distance/track
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>>586009982
late
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>>586013234
Trainer-san is just a sucker and likes helping people.
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uma samba but it's sex instead of samba
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Umanko is too dangerous for human men.

Consider manko.
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>>586013353
You can't stop me form snacking.
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>>586013234
>woman chooses you as her partner just because you're geniunely a good and caring person no matter the relationship
If everyone does this, the world would've been a better place.
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>>586013391
Kris looks different...
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>>586013234
A foid mind couldn't comprehend
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>>586013234
You want your trainer to be useful, bro
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>>586013234
Random acts of kinda nice gets you marked by umas.
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Be kind, but not gullible.
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>>586013773
first good Falco pointing up post I've seen
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>>586013457
I'm sick of having to empty the shop manually on my ace runs
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Is there a daily limit to dream glimmers? I didn't get any in my last 3 independent trainings
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Wtf is happening to the yen, and how do I get yen rates when buying shit? It doesn't make sense that gaijins should pay more
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>>586009587
I was alreayy planning on anyway
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why is Oguri so funny looking?
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>>586013989
that's your bank's fault and taxing you for converting the fee, you should be paying in yen
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>>586014048
hungry
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>>586014110
>>586014110
>>586014110
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>>586013989
Get a Wise card
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>>586010816
daiwa was stuck with 1 alt until literally like few days ago
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>>586008102
for you?
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>>586027215
WHY ARE YOU REPLYING TO A 6 HOURS POST



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