Previous: >>586038824New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/9FwDmrbvdVQ >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>586063097she learned from the best
>>586063280mambo isn't that sexy, what the fuck?!
>made summer Taiki for this CM because she's good>i will need to make summer Taiki for dirt CM too, because she's dirt umaMe getting Taiki in paid banner was best random of my life
Sex with brown
End Uma x Trainer propaganda Kill Azuma
>>586063280heyyyy, thanks for using my pic!>>586062914https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=v_qgRxeZFi9Hj6f0fQdNhzW4CTaiki on CTaiki violenceThanks for coming, still a lot of time to improve aces but it's fun to do some early testing
It was confirmed in the latest scenario that uma don't need men. Uma hate men. Uma are disgusted by men. This game is for yuri audience only.
>first time getting UF umas because it is speedwitslop>pretty happy with my cm21 umas>go into pubs for the first time>mfwfull ssr deck btw
>>586063548thanks for hosting
>>586063614holy fuck take your meds already
>>586063548Thanks for hostingbeen seeing moderate success with my umas so far, which means it's time to make a second team consisting of three dirt mutated fronts
Good night friends!! Samba!
>>586063436why is she sucking on a micropenis?
>>586063747Nighto friendo
>>586063747
52% complete:https://jiggie.fun/UrziVShttps://jiggie.fun/UrziVS
>>586063747gn bwo
We need more fem tore x uma and uma x uma shippings to btfo incels
>>586063614let me guess. Xis next post looked something like this>blocking all replies
Remember that Satono Diamond is a CHILD... but she is also FERTILE! So get to work on those kids, Trainer!
>>586063280what if I ei ei mun Machitan?
6 and I'll fap to Satono Diamond 9 and I'll fap to Kitasan Black0 and I'll fap to both
>>586063548
>the face of the franchise is a daughter of a yuri couple and has her own yuri lover>still incel men with zero media literacy think this game is for them
>>586063873dia... sexo...
What if i just use this Taiki? How fucked am i with dirt B?
BC in less than 24 hours
Do you have an actual "umawife" or do you just go for a generic slop option like Nature, King, Tachyon, etc?
>>586063873"kids" don't have tits that vulgar
>>586063873remember you need to take your meds
Im falling for Dia propaganda bros...
>>586064037cygames got their own race in america?
>>586064037wtf I thought it was on sunday
>>586064037Forever Fraud need to lose
>>586064114I have a daughter.
>>5860639937 and golshi breaks in your room, fucks another man, and forces you to watch while tied to the cuck chair
>>586064206Yeah they sponsored it last year too>>586064226nah, AkiTen is on Sunday
>>586064206And it's a fucking G1...I kneel
>>586063486
>""""media literacy""""
wahey
>>586064194You're better than that, Trainer-san. She's just a child.
>>586064114At first I didn't actually liked her but when I started reading her career she became my official umawife.
>>586064028remember that you will [censored by 4chan management for being too edgy]
>>586063845>fem tore x umaThis is my favorite. It is so beautiful.
>>586064037>Cygames Breeders' Cup Sprint the day before the sprint CMit's so kino
>>586064284>op never mentioned golshiAre you projecting your netorase fantasies?
>>586064316if you couldn't tell it's all a mentally ill twitter libtard, this is the dead giveaway
>>586064232Can I make you a grandfather?
WHY IS MAMBO GOING UPTHE ANON SAID THIS WAS IT FOR REAL
my cock is ready for the breeders cup
Vivlos is hot here
>>586063787It's Spe's little chud
7 and I masturbate my big schlong to Rickey raping little boys in front of me4 and we fuck like animals
>470NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY DRAMA!!!
how can this be mambwos i thought we were flatlining?!
>>5860647815 and you fuck fuku instead
>>586064731das rite!
TIME TO KICK DOWN AND CHOW BACK
>>586064662most clubs go up at the end of the month, /uma/club is 59 right now despite hovering at 70/75 for most of the month, TamaLove is also in the 450s and they were almost below 500 not long ago
I will sex this cow
Dia's cute floppy ears
>>586065057are botters getting banned or something?
>>586064662>>586064796
listen to it
I just don't know if i want to play this game anymore
>4 and 7 4 and 7 4 and 7 4 and 7 4 and 7 4 and 7 4 and 7 4 and 7 4 and 7Can we go back to 67?
>>586064337hot
>>586065096Why would anyone like DaiSca? Her whole character is her Iesbian fixation on Uokka
>>586065132/uma/ is a late surger general
>>5860646623x is over so the bots were turned off
>>586065193Top of my youtube playlist rnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKUGwx_rBsk
>>586065224>4no
Call me generic and boring, but I love King Halo!
>>586065224>4No.
>>586065367her singing is so good actually
>>586065224> Thinks japanese words are a fadLol
>>586065132if only, some might get purged before the end of the month but I doubt it, the number 4 ranked club is 1 guy with 29 bottershttps://uma.moe/circles/413067797
>>586065367>67wei wei
>>586065406>height difference>age gap>tiptoeing kissI bet Kingu's hands are really tiny and soft when compared to her trainer's (me)
>>586065605beast mode
>>586065475The room was ripe with the stench of mare umanko
Sex mode
>>586065723>file nameBased
>>586065367speaking of theme songs I really like Maruzen'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNEYEmpOIAE
sooo uhhhhhhhhhhh smoochies? with helios?
>>586065475That's my vampire princess
>>586065605Holy grim
>>586065723Yeah. And she comments about how big and rough her trainer's hands feel. All an excuse to let her fingers run over the palm, between the fingers, etc.
I love fat uma tits post some of the fattest umas
>>586065981shut up dancho
>>586066025
>>586066013they fucked
>>586066109You may be right.
>>586065923Reminder that whenever you moan your trainee's name they'll feel a surge of power canonically speaking.>>586066013Hot
>>586066130She should be proud of those monsters not ashamed
any cuties?
>>586066130>>586066091>>586066025Liar
if one we're to pivot to main hag umashow many of these hags are actually meta/can compete in CMs / usable as primary acceleration inherits
>>586066397Where's her clothes
>>586066509The only one that fits those requirements is og maru and as an accel inherit she stopped being good as a runner when her card released
>>586066602I ated them
>>586066397
>>586066578yes, I'm weak against Curren just do whatever you want with me evil uma
>>586066487She's thicc
>>586066130This webm may destroy my Wuby stack, please stop posting it
Now that the dust has settled, why all the fuss over a 0.05 accel parent?
>>586066602Hidden beneath my pillow
I do not care for Tomokomae
I love Tomankomanko and I love dairy products
>>586066509haguzensky is old and forgottencockball is good in longramonu is good in mile and mediumseeking the egg is good in sprint i think the hwen version is good in milegentil is the new xogsauron rudolf is broken but you'll have to wait until 2030
>>586066397now this is an avatarfag i'd welcome
>>586066787Never
>>586066791Another successful gaslight campaign
>>586066979no thanks, I only have that one anyway
>>586067019
>>586066396
>ACTIVATE THE MAMBOTS
>>586066962>sauron rudolf is brokenWhat's sad is that considering the accelerated schedule and the crazy powercreep she might be a skip when she's released on globalNot for me though, I'll run triple symbolis some day
>>586067203>spoilerThat sounds kind of silly
>>586067294these are middle schoolers
>>586067203wife groove is in the same banner so i physically cannot skip it
>>586067045
>>586067320Guilty
>>586067203bbbbbbbbased
>>586067294You can't post that.
>>586067179MAMBOTS ROLL OUT!
Good day I love Daiwa Scarlet
>>586067294
>>586067294By far the sexiest roomies combo
>>586067475LOOK AT THEM GO!
>>586067294Me in the middle, literally btw
>>586067692cute
>>586067776holy cute
>>586067895SEXOOOOO
train a mob umaonly (you) can save them from being forgotten
>>5860678957 and I train Ines for next medium cm
>>586067998Do it anyway
>>586067895I love my big sister
>>586068105I'll consider it. She's a nice girl
>>586068105what happens if I take off her hat
>>586066962thanksmostly looking forward to ramonu and gentilshame maru is no longer relevant
You only like Ines Fujin for her boobs
>>586068351UntrueI also like her thighs
>>586068351yesand?
>>586068316You can still run OG Maru as pace, late or end!
Did someone say boobs?
>>586068481Big...
>>586068247it would be extremely painful
>>586068528She's a big-titted girl.
>>586068462This
my hands feel tingly
>>586068481
>>586068557>>586068557>>586068557>>586068557
>>586068557uuuu
>>586068612
>>58606862517 year olds look like that?!
>>586068625My auntie is so hot
>>586068810I'm grateful for the chicken hormones
>>586068885i came when suzuka goes yaaay
fuck... I think I'm going to snack a cheeky tenner on tarumae.
>>586064028Definitely castrated since birth.
>>586069010Post results
devilish postDO NOT SNACK, JERK OFF IF YOU MUST
>>586069010Dont.
Is this a good fan schedule? Anything I should be changing?
>>586069010literally got the worst pull possible fuck you guys
>>586069010WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHEEKY TENNER WHAT EVEN IS CHEEKY ABOUT IT SHUT UP
>>586069153i posted mine in the club chat
>>586067895CUMMING HANDS FREE FROM INES FONDLING MY BODY WHILE SHE WHISPERS LEWD THINGS ON MY EAR WITH HER IMOUTO VOICE AND PRESSES HER ONEESAN TITS ON MY BACK
>>586069153No, don't risk triple races or your outcome will be suboptimal
>>586069216Is just a cheeky little tenner. Like you're gonna have a cheeky little snack before supper.
>>586069204I told you not to snack...
>>586069248>he isn't risking 5 races in a rowYou'll never reach those 1.2M fan runs bwo
>>586069239Taking a bath with onee-chan every day
>>586069248you almost never lose on a 3rd race bwo
>>586069425neechang...
>>586068561Maruzensky makes me spurt straightaway, very lore accurate
does tracen not give a fuck about the obviously unhealthy relationships some trainers and trainees have, like SiL? like you and Still are clearly going fucking crazy and yet no one does anything about it
>>586069204Congrats on Creek, Anon!
BC CLASSIC NEWS!!!!!!MAGNITUDE WILL NOT RUN! HE IS SCRATCHED!
>>586069216It's like a cheeky kiss on the cheeky
>>586069674OH NONONONONONONO MAGNICHUD DUCKED FOREVER GOAT
>>586066749lads, i honestly fear that hokko tarumae does not have a thigh gap. there is simply too much meat on her thighs considering her height. what the the fuck are they doing in tomakomai?
>>586069674FOREVER YOUNG IS A SURE WIN THEN!
>>586069647Because love fixes everything so it'll be alright. Tracen believes in the power of illicit, adult x student umatore relationships.
>>586069819thigh gaps are nice, but thicc thighs are good for thigh job swhere you rub your penis on the umanko as well where you stimulate your head on the clit
>>586070074What if I snip her ahoge?
>>586069124>>586069365They'll never listen. Let them suffer.
>>586070159You'll be raped by Red Desire Alter
holy shit being a trainer is such a cucked existence
Can I have a list of loyal and unloyal umas? Trying to prepare my pull plan and I don't want any unloyal ones
>>586069873>Forever Fraud
>>586070319bro your 3p?
>>586070161No, I must warn them...
>>586069674Shit bc classic lol
>>586070321loyal ones>the ones that comes home after pullingunloyal ones >the ones that don't>Tokai Teio
ate the whole roll of oreos without thinking award
So that was the final 10 pull?>tfw didn't get anything on the free pulls but my alt account i abandoned when i rerolled a year ago got Kitasan White
>>586070321All the short umas are very loyal.
>>586069647Still is a triple crown winner so Tracen doesn't give a fuck as long as she keeps winning and they keep getting money and clout
>>586070509Still won the full tiara?
>>586070589Yes
>>586070506yeah
>no supoka SSRs during free pulls>only got two spooks before I got blancodreading Ramonu at this point
mambros...
>>586070589anon? Your keiba reps?
>>586070678sex with dad and no one else
that'll do, donkey4 SSRs, 4 3*s, including all banner targets
>>586070321loyal umas>mcqueen>spe>suzuka>rickey>ayabe>opera>sei>currenunloyal umas>doto>teio>helios>rice>falco>brianumas that will cuck you with blacks>kitasan>dia>tarumae>cafe>tachyon>gentildonna
sambamainichi sambauma uma samba
>>586070614Wow, I guess she can be a psycho bitch then
>>586070708what do you want...
>>586070737fag hands typed this
>>586070738>>586068885https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhHKYR-v0UE
>>586070737>loyal>>>>>>>>Curren
>>586070074Amen. No matter how unhealthy, crazy, or predatory your uma x trainer relationship is, it's okay and, more importantly, legal.
>>586070784Post Machitan
>>586070736doh
I'm scared of the guy with a wedding curren avatar in my club
>>586070159It would be very painful
>>586070960Dacchi...
next bread will be snack
Noob here, is she worth pulling with the next scenario so close by? Right now so many builds recommend using her
>UMADash lost a member
>>586071129I just had a snack, in the form of self made choccy milk
>>586070960umankobwo...
>>586071167Only if you are rerolling accounts right now
>>586071167Depends, there's a very important wit card coming up too. But yeah if you just started now you will use this card in every single one of your decks until ~December 2027. If you're new new then I'd recommend rerolling for 4-5 copies.
>>586071201how come umadash gets to lose a member and still not be in danger of deranking yet my club has to fight for its life
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=miyama_mizuki_%28hoshihoshi1220%29
>>586071343Mambinho...
>>586071167only if you're a pacechud, but it's not necessarily essential
this year's halloween date sums up to 67
>>586071434nn is that short?
>>586071343Poor club management does that.
>>586071505I got 15
>>586071167If you're starting right now and can reroll, definitely yes. You need 2 speed cards to be the core of all of your decks, without Kitasan which most of us got in the beginning you'll need Tachyon to pair up with the upcoming SSR Pasa. There's also WIT Ramonu which you'll also need
>>586071434
>>586071434>nopan and exposed tummysex sex sex
>>586071343Because thats how we roll mambro.
>>586069647i had a dream recently wherein i was confronted by a sage of sorts. their visage i could not clearly see, but their words i shall never forget. for they said that it is the onus of every trainer to impart their sophia upon their trainee(s). the behavior of SiL, by extension, is not an anaomaly but, in fact, the teleological conclusion of every trainer/trainee relationship. now i do not know who this sophia is, or when they will be released, but the words of the sage nevertheless remain with me
>>586071434why would you link to some shitty booru instead of https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/12275367
>>586071343UmaDash had their dancho quit the greatest humiliation to a club
>>586071569go away v
>>58607159031+10+26=67
>>586071836because most people dont give a shit for pixiv and are disgusting normalfags that prefer boorusalso pixiv isnt always up2date eat shit faggot
Sorry Dancho, end of the month. Gonna need my break from fan farming
>>586071590>>586071505i got 3
>>586070319>bwo doesn't know about platonic love
>>586071596Delicious tummyslut
derb
>>586071913autoplay existsstfu and farm those fans
>>586071904>pixiv isn't up to date, danbooru is where updates get postedwhat backwards world is this
Have sex with your trainee
>>586072043yyyyUWAAAAAAAAA
Weird way to waste my luck
>>586071870nah
>Do 10 pull>Favorite Star appears>1 gold door 9 silvers>not even a hidden gold door anywherewhat_does_he_even_do.jpg
>>586072074way too many artists post to Twitter first and then large batches to pixiv
>nah[-]
>>586072080Can I train you?
>>586071062holy SEX
>>586072448All the special effects literally don't mean anything. A rainbow flip hasn't actually changed your results. They're all just to get you excited and wanting to keep pulling. The only thing that's real are the results.
>>586072821sex with neisha and kingkill the rest (in this image)
>>586072821oh ew, seeking the uggo
>>586073071
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/UrziVS>https://jiggie.fun/UrziVShttps://jiggie.fun/UrziVS>https://jiggie.fun/UrziVShttps://jiggie.fun/UrziVS
I like to imagine that digitan is anorexic and has a full bush
supiki
>check the https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist for a /uma/ club>half of A+ clubs are gone>anything below A rank in that list is D rank nowholy shit what happened
its called SPEAKI
Alright I'm finally rolling with 6/6 Uma Stan purely from Pearl SR card. I hope this was worth it and wasn't another gaslight.
>>586073245what
BC CLASSIC NEWS!!!!!!!!!MAGNITUDE'S SCRATCH WAS DUE TO A VET PET SCAN CATCHING AN ISSUE!!!!!!!
>>586073245Only the strong and Mambo survived.
chowayo
remember when people unironically believed there was a 777 carats team trials reward?
>>586073167Supiki'ing the Pearl
>>586071323 >>586071328 >>586071471 >>586071594appreciate the advice
>>586073245ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE
I got Dia...
The world...is her oyster...
>>586073348did you know that in GM you get free umastan hints every run? I thought that was interesting
Gute Nacht
Doto could maim Shakur and she would still be less evil than Rice
>>586073509
>>586073615schlaf jut du PISSER
What does leveling the unique skill with stars/career events even do?
chowayo supiki debaseocopa copa desuwa nishishi
I love Creek
>>586073676LAISU SEX
>>586073697It gets stronger.
>>586073582Congratulations! She's extremely cute and lovable!
>>586073224/ourgirl/
>>586073615want to grope
>>586073639shakur is a mega chud and unironically deserves it
>>586073697more points for tt
>>586073901wait what the fuck is her problem
>>586073615schlaf gut>>586073683be nice
>>586073849I'm gonna get taken to the island though... My life as a trainer is over...
>>586073583oh wow look at how chibi fanart that removes her gross duck lips makes her 500% cuterthe glasses are still stupid but this is a massive improvement
>>586073901>Air Shakur is a wicked smart lone wolf autist with mommy problemsliterally me
>>586073991SEX
>>586073582You mean Dia got you
>>586073991>be nicene... lass ma du>>586073871WIFENATUREDEES
>>586073509No problemo friendo, dont be afraid to keep asking questions when you're unsure about stuff
>>586073712Super Nice.
I like Laisu gif posters, they all alright
>>586074083I DON'T WANT A SLEEVE JOB!
>>586074047Ja!
>>586073245
Master Rickey on my dickey
>>586073901bullying shakur by making her do cute choreo in cute clothes
>>586073995Epsatono Island is a magical place where all your dreams come true. Don't believe the fake news.
>>586073245you're just blacklisted
anyone have an updated club ranking chart
>>586074354I looked at her cleavage instead her eyes...
>>586074512danchou cup in 3 days that will be the real club ranking chart
Kingubros... holy fuck...
>>586074445Maybe Epsatono Island really isn't a bad place after all.
>>586074637?!
>>586074549who would do such a thing
>>586074740>>586074749Because I'm TIRED! And that makes me HORNYYYYYYYYYYY!
Epsatono Island doesn't exist
>>586074639post your trainee who wears a monster can as her casual outfit, your finished sprint S fast learner ace, your Ms Victoria
>my shitty parent I put up actually got a few borrowsI'm going to make it big.
I love Rice
>>586074639>3 speedbwo?
>>586074825Stop being horny.
>>586074919Curren loves Rice too!
>>586074962It was worth it bwo
Lucky! Happy!
>>586075062>sprint Abwo...
>>586073901all teenagers act more or less like Shakur, hating their parents and taking advantage of their unconditional love. They eventually mature and change with time
any slutty anons here?
>>586075082fuc ku
>>586075015FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YOU FAGGOT!Being tired makes me horny by default, I have no damn clue why. Maybe it's a reflex to keep me awake or some shint.
>>586075062>deck with only 3 goldsgwo...
I CAST RUSHED TO ALL END CLOSERS FOR THE NEXT 2 CMS
>>586074587*2 days, it's November 1 JST
>>586075394>4
>>586075443*1 day
>>586075082Fraud
>>586075042curry rice
>>586075394isn't rushed good for sprint cm?
>>586075394You missed and hit my pace chaser in the last CM...
GET SLEEVED
>>586075602it kills kingu's unique and the sweepy card skill accelsbasically if ends get rushed they die
>>586075671Yes please
>>586075671Only by Neouni
>>586075179I'm white so i never bullied my mom so hard she cried
>>586075394Leave end closing to me.
erm
>>586075692not a problem for the true end closer
>>586075910Dia-chan's rude chest!Dia-chan's cute long ears!DIA-CHAN!
>>586075062>placebo focus
https://x.com/BreedersCup/status/2115926724412133483
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!>HE POSTED IT AGAIN MOOOOOOOOOOOM!
My life for mambo
oreng
>forever young>is a hag
end closers? more like im close to ending it
HELIOS WHEEEEEN
>>586076701
>get clanker run where nishino wins all g1s she can, racing stam+mood+power, ignited wit and power, risky business, uma stan, groundwork>get 1 stam 2 mile with none hitting and then 1 guts 2 pace with only 1 star racing stam
>>586076423Fake hag
>>586076450Get it right dumbass bird
>>586076768I have 67 pulls ready for her
What do I do with all this wealth
>>586076768I think she's gonna be on the 6-7th heh since hokko's banner ends on 6th
>>586076930max all ur cards
Something bad is going to happen within the next 47 minutes.
>>586077001Tape it
Someone post the forever young statue
>>586076971I did that last year
>>586076971already have all cards levelled to max and everyone max potential, this money is useless!
>>586076967>67I believe you.
>>586077001it already did. 7,000 bucks just flew out of my butt
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/5QtbiH>https://jiggie.fun/5QtbiHhttps://jiggie.fun/5QtbiH>https://jiggie.fun/5QtbiHhttps://jiggie.fun/5QtbiH
>>586076967>67>>586076897>97GODS HAVE SPOKEN
>>586077159what did you pay for
Finally got a version of her through the daily legend races. Now back to going for Seeking the pearl.
>>586077609
>aceposting sleeper agent activatednice
gn
>>586077906goodnight 7 and you will have nice dreams
>>586077906gn7 and your dreams are sweet4 and you no longer wake up
>>586078014
>>586075082She's cute
>>586077906good night, sleep well
First time that I glue something so fast
>>586077906gn anon 4 and u will fucking die in a horrible nightmare7 and u're saved
>>586077721Maybe I won't leave Mambo...
>>586077812
>>586078260I am
I'm lusting hard after these ears
Another 550k fans for mambo!
>>586078014Fuck you nigga. Your cheap ass curses dont work on me.
Imagine being seduced by a boy...
>>586078451the ear condoms stay on
>>586078451fuck... I'm going to do another 10 on her
>>586078507>7nice parry
*unboys your boyuma*
>>586078556But we're married
Why are the Americans so scared? Ebayan would wipe the floor with Magnitude this time 100%
>>586078572sssssssssssexwith cb after which I marry her to create a big familythen fuck ace
Are you ready?
>>586078591I'm American and I'm cheering for Yanko. I'll be at Keeneland Saturday giving Sovereignty the middle finger.
>>586078591Magnitude only does well if there are no other frontrunners so he had to duck
Go Diamond Necklace!
>>586078562Shiraoki-sama is my ally!
Hokko & Rickey > Kita & Dia
>Captura de pantalla
>captura de pantalla
>>586078728jelly, I am a few hours away wish I had planned better
>>586078591Im going to T O Password. Rickey genes will activate
>>586078984I mean he looks better in that Creek outfit than anyone here would
>captura de pantalla>233921
>>586079101I'm from Spain i'm white I swear
>>586079079I live in Kentucky and my job actually gave me and a coworker tickets
>>586079179hell yeah dude sounds awesomehope you have fun
>>586078984
>>586079101Ay caramba
>>586079179sweet enjoy yourself for sure, can't argue with free.
hello, long daygot rewarded with my third kita and festival tam so that's rad, will spark for my first dia. love you kita-chan
>>586079167>23:39:21I believe you
>>586078984I'm betting this right now, Donald Trump will mention this guy in the future on truth social
>>586079101
>>586079373nice chud spook
>>586079367Still had to pay for parking which was $80 but yeah, I'm hyped
capture the what? I don't get it
Copa
umapyoi
how come everyone knows what "captura de pantalla" means?
>>586079373let's goooo I had enough, now those gold books...>>586079534thank
>>586079610Capture the Pantsu, y'all
All Naritas are ugly.All end closers are ugly.∴ Narita Taishin is super ugly.
>>586079610It means screenshot in Spanish but the timezone says he's from Evromexico.
feels like every second run rainbows disappear after early november
>>586079719All but one
>>586079719CB isn't ugly
>>586079630https://x.com/ARGenJapon_/status/2115601622260981862
>>586079657burgers are just larping mexicans
sex with helisex with cbsex with L U N A
>>586079657every burger is forced to learn some Spanish for everyday needs nowadays
https://x.com/GARUGAKI/status/2115456195020333176?a=n_OC5E5hw6O_X3eK5x4&s=19Buena Vista bros?
>>586079897>troona
>>586079928holy chad
>>586079719Hayahide wouldn't say this
i fucking hate all of you
You heard her. Hand over your cutest Suzukas and no one gets blammed.
>>586080167then why are you blushing when you look at me
>>586080167
>>586080218o-okay...*hands over myself*
Stego cute.
>>586080218
>>586078557She's worth more than just a single 10, anon.
>>586080358overalls are so cute
The Creek tranny is a confirmed pedophile? Shocking.
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Getting jiggie with the goddess
>>586080394a pull for each cc
I want to gamble on Forever Young winning because I know my bet would make him lose. Where can I bet on Forever Young? I need to make sure Golden Tempo wins.
>>586080418I just wanted her to have glasses. The clothes were a second thought.
>>586080548F*nd***
>>586080557subconsciously based then
>>586080548>irl triple front >end winning good joke.
>>586080548twinspires
>>586077135Tsurubaby isnt this rich
>>586080548t. Cherie DeVaux
>>586080848fuuugg
>586080548kys
>>586079798yeah shes so hideous, the word ugly isnt enough
Golden Tempo might be a double crown but this is a seven horse field with Senior horses, he'll get fucked most likely.
>>586080714Golden Tempo will win as long as I bet on Forever Young.
Rickey vs. BoyumasWho will win?
>>586080548live
>>586080848LMAO
>>586080548Magnitude was literally the only thing that could potentially stop him from winning, it's fucking over man.
>>586079719
>>586081126I don't think my dick can handle all of them but I won't lose!
>>586080983
>>586081126The Boy Uma include too many cute girls for Rickey to beat 1v8
>>586081172Knightsbridge is a good frontrunner too, but having only two fronts is perfect for a stalking style like Yanko
>Magnibitch
CM22 status?
>>586080848flat taiki is erotic
1200 year old umanko
>>586081393A guy with @VF on their name appeared on the history of practice partners for my early testing umas after beating him on a public lobby and that made me feel real cute
Azumama baby play I need it
>>586081649Imagine the tightness...The smell...The bush...
>>586081393I had shit winrates that improved after kicking the weakest members for debuffers + solo end digitanit doesn't feel particularly great
>>586081851yeah I'm going to shave it
Training Tarumae how to play goo goo babies
>>586081649thats it, I'm fapping to azuma
>>586082042Nyoooo fap to your trainee!!
>>586081945Can I trim it with my teeth first?
Let the gaslight begin
>>586081649>Three hours earlyHoly autism, imagine waiting for 3 hours in one spot waiting for someone.
>>586082138Are Acute and Tarumae good or are they just cope Rickey?
>>586082138digitan on the telly!
>>586082226The days before smartphones exist is now the dinosaur era
>>586081737@virginfailure
>Once, Uma Musume used to abduct men from villages >For this reason, the men in Uma Musume villages are called "captured men" or "torae nando" >Torae nando shifted to the Sengoku period and came to mean men who capture Uma Musume with superior physiques and subject them to military training >Around the Meiji era, with the influx of foreign culture, it was integrated into "trainer," which has a similar reading and meaning, or something like that
>>5860824073 hours is such a ridiculos time though if you've got no other errands to run. An hour early should be fine.
>>586081649Her hairy umanko would smell pretty bad...
>>586082432Kino
>>586082323>acutegood>tarumaecope
>>586082432who is that supposed to be. halo?
>>586082558>injecting your DOG SHIT fetish onto a literal goddess that's super oldwhy are you fags such smelly nerds?
>>586082653yessu, 2nd main wife after McQueen
>do free 10 roll>director shows up>2 copies of NY KSB
Master Rickey hairy smelly umanko on my face
>>586082558No way
>>586082702Mcqueen likes to watch
>>586082558She's a clean lady
>>586082558bro she's a shrine maiden goddess, no way she smells bad.
>>586082675Thoughts?https://files.catbox.moe/ap9bhi.png
>>586082675Smell fetish seems somewhat common. I don't think they mean smelly as in bad BO but more like a strong smell that's weirdly pleasant, like a musk or sorts.
Why not just run Rickey as pace?
>>586082948DisgustingA true man enjoys his umawife in her totalityEvery little hair stays on
TRAINER, CONTINUE THE UMAMUSUME BLOODLINETHE MENOPAUSE IS KICKING IN
>>586082948hair is a different fetish thobut the venn diagram probably overlaps a little with smellfags
>>586083038bad feng shui
>>586082948I want to smell Dober's hairy asshole>>586083109True
>>586083054Is she just basically NTS digital?
>>586083213NTS?
>>586083038You are courting bronze junior
>Magnitude got scratched, retired and put into stud dutybwos...
>>586083317netorasebeing a willing cuckold
>>586083317ignore the degenerate
>>586083317NetoraseBasically you giving up your wife willingly and watch
>>586083391Ah.Then yeah.
>>586083038any actual answers?
>Moderately increase velocityheck yea!>when duelingbro....
>>586083474her kit works better as a front
umasumi
>>586083543I'll snack on her tummy and ass
>>586082810Makku is not like that
>>586083543just duel lol????????????? whats the problem
Is there any explanation on why team Spica lacks a sprinter and a dirt runner?
>>586083038>>586083474I'm rolling for the KYS card so I'm definitely trying pace Brickey
>>586082138Does this mean it is appropriate to start posting CM22 roomies
Where are we now?
>>586083593/umagrok/ post cuckeen picture in 4k
>>586083660i called GL a dogshit scenario from minute 1 the moment i saw 5 different currencies
REREHA SHI RE
>mfw i see hanshin juvenile fillies
>>586083660anons have called GL shit from the start compared to unity 2
>>586083474pace brickey is supposedly weakerif you do pace brickey it's no different than latekeks trying to do late in CMs where ends are stronger
>>586083660i've been saying GL is garbage since day 1
>>586083660GL is basically braindead. Literally 3-2 speed wit slop and you just click on rainbows. That said it's still better than shartblazer by virtue of just respecting my time since i know a run is glue 5 minutes in
>>586083779Doto-jiisan... you dont even have a dick anymore...
>>586083742buhbluh
>>586083660Nah, Unity is kino.1.0 was trash because of the randomness of the team races and not allowing the use of clocks in said races but 2.0 rectified that too late and got power crept by GL instantly.
>>586083573you can activate chance of victory just fine as pace>>586083805it's mile so neck and neck is good though
>>586083474You can run Rickey as pace the only reason people say Front is because her passive stacking makes her synergize with groundwork which is harder to get and less important for pace
>>586083660gm won't be better btwi mean, aside from darley being brown
another 200 GL runs for falco
so what did we learn?
Name umas that bite during sex.You can't.
>>586084164My dancho has this image in his drive
>>586083660This scenario is so good & fresh
>>586084148why is Shakur like this?
>>586083593fakku the makku
I snacked 40 rolls for Tomakomai and got Nakayama Festa
>FAVORITE STAR>It's just Mambowtf what do the headers mean
>>586084078nah, gm feels like a fun minigame scenariothe puzzle has different solutions depending on running style, there is gambling rng, card selection is a bit more creative than using the same deck on everyone, and you have more agency on what to do other than just pressing rainbows since the gems rng can make you think about doing a race, or dating, or even resting to secure the color of the puzzle you're getting
UmaViewer is dangerous yo
>>586084641favorite star is guaranteed 2*eclipse first, the rest nowhere is guaranteed 3*i'm not sure if you can get akikawa and no eclipse first, i assume the first is forced with the latterlong-shot star seems to guarantee a 2* only if it's a regular pull, you could get 10 1* with a 10 ticket pull
>>586084734It's fun.
>>586084158200 kids with Falco
>>586085073Rob Roytore must be holding himself pretty well during stamina trainings
Maya is such a mature lady for her age.
Your medium distance umas, sir.
Is it wrong to masturbate while thinking about my bro?
>>586085481Fukuxirs...
I AM FALLING FOR TOMAKOMAI PROPAGANDAI HAVE NO CARATS YET I WANT TO GO TO TOMAKOMAI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>586085389YOSH!!! IKUYO!!!*becomes a cat*
if i am a fairly new player that literally has only has 3 worthless speed cards, should i roll on this or the upcoming maruzen or is there something else im missing?
there's one more day left after all, won't be as long but tiring nonetheless. my psyche is wearing thin and is at its most vulnerable currently, and it really, really blowswish I instead could be a full-time princess instead of part-time. feeling really bad even though most of the pain has been endured. really at a loss of how to overcome thistomorrow will be okay, especially once I'm free, but until then I will continue feeling extremely unwell with no prince to come save meI'm okay with being weak and pathetic, but having to endure this endless torture for hours every day for the past 2 days is...something. just really saduma musume, pretty derby.
>>586085481made by someone who does not play jp
>>586085826Tachyon is pretty good but post your deck first
>>586085831>one more day leftisn't club reset in like two more resets
>>586085831what's wrong umamers
>>586085831Wait a minute, Still's veil kinda reminds me of a bride!
>>586085831It's almost over, you can do this! The outside world is awful but you can endure it.
2mama is gonna anhero?
>>586085831don't remember asking, how do I unsubscribe from your tumblr?
Run's dead
*coughs blood*at long last, a hit
>farming fans for Rob Roy>7 out of 12 runs were all wit sparksShe's such a nerd
>>586086086fuck off v
>2 rainbows first 40 of kita/dia>0 next 160>have only gotten 6 rainbows last 600 pullsI should clearly just quit right? How has my luck become this insanely bad? Is it because i stopped paying cyjew for the monthly? I just want uma vns... fuck cyjew so much
>>586086240I'm not V but thanks for asking.
>>586085831After what you did to me, I hope it gets worse for you
>>586086112god i wish
>>586086264pay more pigger slave
>>586086264>he fell for it
what the fuck does she mean by this?
>>586085826Just play with worthless cards. It's fun.
I LOVE VODKA SHE'S SO FUCKIN COOL
>reddit spacing
>>586086112Big if true
>>586084929I got the director with Favorite Star for Tarumae it’s possible.
>>586086224fym, she runs the arima kinen on classic u can catch up on fans by winning that
>>586085826Maruzen gets rerun a bunch of times, she got rerun 3 times within 6 months which will be around 4 months on our schedule. Tachyon wouldn't be bad depending on what strategy you want to specialize in, but you have a human rights banner coming up next month with Ramonu wit.
>>586086225>operation cacaoexplain
>>586086434stupidnigger
which of you botted, be honest. you were 4m away from a yesterday
Building pace for the sprint CM made me realize how easy it is to build a front ace, the struggles of building a front ace mostly comes from the looping involved. Can't wait to go back to comfy building fronts for the CM22.
>>586086387>motorcycle noises
>>586086601Look at the graph, everyone woke up and decided they wanted to be A+
I made tacos and the meat is too salty umas for this feel?
>>586085481These tierlists are dumb because you can't just say "this uma is good for every medium" until like GentildonnaNeo Universe is literally shit for anything that isn't Derby or l'Arc
I love Daiwa she is so elegant and cute
>>586085831you'll be fine
>>586086669That's a boy
>>586086669fronts are much easier now that all the good fronts come with most the building blocks for success.
>>586086504a little surprise tool that will help us latermy other umas are using something that I need cacao for
>>586085725A few 10 pulls couldn’t hurt nothing important is coming up you have time
>>586086601my life for mambo!another million fans for mambo!danchou kick the leeches!
>>586086983Is it xoguri ult bs? >:c
>I flatline>my club jumps 20 rankskeep sacrificing yourself mambro I know that we can do it!
nyeeees
>>586086983alright, thenkeep your secrets
>>586085831Stop vagueposting
>>586087169That sucks?
>>586087060nyo
>>586085758What da heck?
>>586086504I mean it works 1-4
>>586087282don't reply to me freak
>>586086337if anything its guaranteed cyjew will never see another nickel from me. Greedy cunts.
>nobody is using Fronts or Rickey Rickey Account Brickey in CM22 lobbiesGaslight bwos we need to think up something new quick they're catching on
>>586085524
>>586080594I FUCKING LOVE THIS ONEwhy is it so creepy
Yanko is fascinated by the new Forse Club clothes that Sakai showed him
>>586087445
I shat my pants at the second rainbow gate because I mistook the long skirt for Manhattan Cafe, but alas
>>586087582
>>586087445>"brooooo just pray lucky get brickey gives you speed carryover and accel overlaps with late-race">falco hits her unique and steals plancha + anglinggg go next
Yanko....sex?
>>586087797>>falco hits her unique and steals plancha + anglingthis doesn't happen btw
>>586087795
>>586087445That's just the usual shit. Fronts always take the most amount of time to train for. Most of the autists are probably still on Sprint. Feels good being a lazy endCHAD.
>>586087774
>Tell my trainee she's precious to me>Says I'm lying and that I need to prove it.How do you prove you love someone?
>>586088012anal
>>586087952
oshi more like oishi
>>586088012Groove clan>>>>stegosaurus rex
>>586087869Yanko...pornstar
>>586086264string of bad luck. That's all. Don't snack, stick to your pull plan, keep refining it.
>>586088012nice rack on that lass
>give all wit cards/cards I got with best common gold skills>1300+ wit as highest stat>worst scorer in TT consistentlyIs this strat only for whales?
>>586088205What does the D of Helios' necklace stand for
>>586088272Daitaku
>>586088272Dumbamusume
>clubmate got mindbroken by shit rng in the free pulls and quitI didn't ask for this
>>586088272dipshit
>>586087445She needs 6 greens nigga
groove's groove (umanko)
>>586088272Damn Daniel!
>>586088205Helios!!!
>>586088386bricked...
>>586088272dyke
>>586088272Deez
>>586088386mambwo..
>>586088493
>>586065324Until you read her story and career.
>>586088272Delios
>>586088012The classic proof of love is sex, have sex with your trainee.
why is the like this?
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>>586088386UMADash bwo...
>why is the like this?
the images...
>ugliest_fucking_piece_of_shit_uma.pngCan somebody describe my image to the thread, I can't seem to post it
*insert curren clown image*drama?
>>586088937rice shower, teio, kawakami or sweepy
>>586088937See:>>586088746
raping
DO NOT LET 789 BAKE
>>586088937the newmas
Please be kinda nice
jokes about the image limit are old hat
>>586089034kys
>>586088937STOP POSTING DANTSU FLAME
( l )puffy umanko
gomen kaichou...
dantsu_flame_cheese_porn_shoot.png
>>586089125escape goats
>>586088937rice, rice, rice and shower
>>586089125You're right, he should keep himself safe. I'm glad you care about anons
next thread will be worse
>>586089241don't reply to me freak
keep the zoomer propaganda goingI don't need it, but I enjoy it
Heliosbwos are calling Rice ugly again
>>586089302You seem to be stressed out. I think it's best if you step away from the computer for a minute and rethink your choices
escapegoats
>>586088386He was actually a dacchi spy.
mejiro_dober_turning_away.gifUgh...
RYANDANCHO BAKE NOWWW
>>586089386eww a wannabe psychiatrist go take a shower nigga
>>586089460ok>>586089495>>586089495>>586089495
>>586089496If you need a hug I am here for you
>>586085831Are you not happy in Dacchis? I don't get it, you always said you liked it there. I do care about you so I wish you'd talk about this stuff. I mean I get it if you don't wanna but you don't have to go completely mute either. That part I don't understand
