Previous: >>586063280>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Gweetings
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
Now that the dust has settled, what do you think about Tomakomai?
The plot thickens
No rice bullying this bread, please be kinda nice.
https://youtu.be/9FwDmrbvdVQi forgot to copy the umayuru link... gomen... alsounless our 1 current way below quota (45m) dacchi does 2 days worth of fan runs tomorrow, and saturday, then autis/uma/ will have ONE slot open this upcoming month for any dacchi who wants to join a cozy a+ club with no discord or drama to speak of. if you give me your id then i can send an invite out on the 1st as soon as reset happens see you on the track bwos (assuming our friend keeps ignoring messages to do fan runs...)
This is the ugliest uma in the world.What are your thoughts?
>>586088615>Implying people read uma stories
the goats have escaped
>>586089645the writing reads like shitty fanfiction and there's no proof it happened
>>586089660What if they hit 42m
I miss lemon ngl
Is Helios career good?
>>586089776ill allow it because theyve been in the club since day 1, at least the one month of letting them slide
Crisis averted
>>586088012
Are you ready?
>>586089816eh, it does a better job shilling Ruby and K.S. Miracle than anything else
come to hokkomai
>>586089584good evening
>>586089816it is literally just her lusting over ruby while you sit and watch with your dick in your hand
enlarging my wifes breasts by impregnating her over and over again!
>>586089934stay in your dirt lane next time idiot
>>586089645>libsoftiktok posted itThere's a very good chance half of Global players parents now know about Umamusume is and think the entire fandom is transsexual.
>>586089887Always.
>>586089801he still hosts rooms, he's not dead...>>586089971super fluffy taiki
>>586088615don't bother, anon, posts like that are 100% ragebait, 100% of the time. Daisca and Uokka are one of the stronger for (You) umas in the initial stable, as even glancing familiarity with their stories shows. but stoking outrage, not accuracy, is the motivation behind those kinds of posts.
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/ZS1b2g>https://jiggie.fun/ZS1b2ghttps://jiggie.fun/ZS1b2g>https://jiggie.fun/ZS1b2ghttps://jiggie.fun/ZS1b2g
Why does my trainee keep showing up to my house, watch TV all day while eating my food, and then go home
>>586090172Imagine some teenager's suburban soccer mom showing them this.>Son? is this the kind of people you interact with your horse girl game?I'd an hero right then and there.
hey
>>586090451
Good evening I love Daiwa Scarlet
Sexy Sweep
>>586090503dapper honse
>>586089887ア―ユーレディ…ここからホントの、真剣勝負デース!
>The first time Forever Young arrived in America, he was placed in quarantine, where he found himself the only horse in the entire barn.>Whenever his assistant trainer had to leave, he would become visibly upset, seemingly disliking being left alone.
wrong thread so I am repostinggood or bad
>>586089920I am interested in K.S. Miracle..
>>586090530based
>>586089679sex
>>586090530I love her boobs
>>586090562
>danchou had to quit because of a googley dockey that was released about him
>>586089645super creek fans are not beating the allegations
Dirt CM test 67693014
>>586090451hey
>>586090430a stallion shouldn't have breasts that big
>>586090636bwo why did you have a melty over this
>>586089645Him picking super creek makes sense when you think of him as a mentally ill, sexual deviant
>>586090631cute
>>586090684I did too in the beginning but now I love her voluptuous and sexy fang
you guys are weird
I need to be breastfed by Daiwa Scarlet.
>>586091068you came to the weird nigga website tho
>>586091068Machan is glad I am weird
>>586090765https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=FfZ3eq2dnDikyx-7XCN4mtAF13807612
>>586091075yknow when you think about it you have to give a woman your milk first so she can produce her ownlife works in mysterious ways
>>586091068weird? I was weird once
>>586091068This one simple trick can make any girl cuter
>>586091370Sperm isn't milk bro...
>>586091319aight, so the answer is 1 debufferthis cm thingy is piss easy
>>586091528hentai...lied to me?
>>586091394Giving them glasses?
>>586091319>can just throw in my old cm winner taiki and still win good enough
>>586090903because you are BLACKnow reply
>>586091595Yeah... Most Asian women don't like hypermasculine chads like in the NTR doujins...
>>586066487>>586066130When her Tarumae alt coming out? That I'll pull
>>586091612
>>586091729..they still want ugly bastards like me right? they wouldnt lie about that...
>>586091528Tastes the same to me.
>>586091319https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=QK7hG_qMBLrmTQlbd2LM84W074248511
>still no decent Tarumae parents on ChronogenesisTarumae negros...5* Stam & 3* (total) Head On would be enough for me
need pantyhose
SEA women like them rich doesn't matter how they look simple as
>>586091827Honestly... If you have a successful career and aren't misogynistic maybe... But most women there are obsessed with flower boys...
drama?
>>586091818
>>586092003UMADash mysteriously lost a member
>>586091848B-Bro? How do you know how it tastes like?
>>586091906>5k sp CTaikiThe fuck?
>>586091848I don't think you should be eating it
>>586092009
>>586092003I really like this image
>>586091848But sperm has a distinct taste, and isn't even remotely close to the taste of milk
>>586089645>tranny and pedolmao
>>586091827facial hair is too manly for them unironicallyyou have to kpopmaxx
>>586091394making them say "nyanpassu passu~~"?
>>586091848what the fuck do you meanwhy do you have a concept of what nut tastes like
God damn it stop the cum talk before the teiobros start unleashing
>>586089645Don't really care
Is it wrong to dream of a better future?
>>586091906https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=_MgeeOidiK1dxkTWpjaoex5U95276735
>>586092487good ending
>>586092473>cared enough to look at what other people were replying to and wanted to bandwagon reply
>>586092394
>>586091848>>586092394I trust the teiobro more
>>586092634this is a pro lgbtqa++++ franchise nonny
>>586091848>>586092394mmm... semen...
>>586092284
>>586092780the gray monster would not say that
>>586091729But why do they keep funding NTR trash with that stereotype?
>>586092841more like the gay monster
>>586092848I don't know how to break the news to you but... Most NTR content is consumed and financed by guys...
>>586092910
>>586091729>>586092848the NTR/BBC market is financed by weirdly wealthy people, resulting in it being the go to genre if you want to make money, instead of something you actually lovesame goes for feet faggots, or furries which create the most disgusting shit possible
Now if only vanilla makes money KMYB will only make vanilla art, clearly he can but cuckshit makes bank
>>5860925156/9
>>586093283fuck off v
>>586092985not really, the most popular JAV studio S1 makes vanilla
Nonnies... Ao3 is down... !! Where do I read my umatore fic now!???
Artist of all types will ALWAYS go where the money is, without fucking fail.The greatest of art in history has been made based on WHO PAID FOR ITI'm sure there have been exceptions to this in the olden days, but in large it's always down to people that paid for it, this shit doesn't come for freeAnd modern day "artist" are all the more driven by money and their endless greed and desire to... STAY ALIVE and disgusting trash like that!IMAGINE working for literal living, to stay alive, instead of for what you love and are passionate about... fucking WEIRDOS!
>>586092696thats the wrong audio bwo
When do you use this skill?
>>586089660see danchou it's not that hard, just do like ryandanchou and kick the flatties...
>>586093304cute Kitabutt
>>586093504I don't understand your logic
my dad works at cygames
>>586093512Write your own
>>586093591oops
>>586093635Erotic
Cute Cute Cute Cute Cute Cute Cute
>>586093669one of you fuckers better take a pic with Yanko in my stead
>was busy with work and didn’t remember redeem the fortuneIt’s so fucking over
>>586093714No problemo.
>>586093512>Ao3what is this and does it have rice or fuku sex?
>>586093591thanks
>>586093608shart turns? i have no idea, but they publish what greens work before each cm>>586093612who said i wasn't kicking anyone
>>586093748desu Jordan has one of the prettiest outfits and designs in uma
>>586093782doki doki mares
none of the gyarus in this game are for you, and it's infuriating
>>586092515https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=kvSd06xtSPon_yrvRVexKvhO82958141
>>586093830wife wife wifewife wifewife
>>586093819it's ff.net but for '10s teens>>586093782that dyke doesn't belong there
I miss him...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w890m9s6cck
>mambo is doing dacchis' numbers for the last two daysso this is the true power of mambo...
>>586089679Why do people call Dantsu an ugly uma?
dont call scarlet that bwo...
>>586093946i am all in on this gooberfully propagandizedso glad she spooked me
Magnitude scrapped from Breeders Cup and will retire after health check found fiber disruption in left fore which could've tore if he raced :(Ahh i wanted to see Forever Young rematch but at least he will be safe
>>586094006Huh, I didn't know they just called him "Shuttle" in Japan. But then no one says "Meisho Doto", it's always "Doto-san"
>>586093952>5 debufferss-soul...
>>586094087She's dumb but in an extremely endearing way
>>586093773DO NOT REDEEM SAAR
JAV Uma when
>>586094129MagniKWAB
>>586093540Unironically if you haven't at least positioned yourself on the path to affecting a synthesis of passion and wealth you are low IQ and therefore not good at your field or your entire support network, if it even exists, has failed you. We live perhaps in the only epoch wherein it is easy for the common man to make a living doing what they love without inhibitions; if you are for example an artist that is making art you dislike for the purpose of subsistence, you most probably lack the skill/intellect to properly call yourself an artist and are only able to trick yourself into falling asleep at night as one because you're essentially a corporate/ideological cum dumpster. The alternatively, which is only marginally less tragic, is that you have had either a shit or non-existent support network during your formative years. This is actually related to Uma Musume, believe it or not
>>586094249I want to be molested by Air Groove...
>>586094264
>>586094129really sucks he got scratched, it would have been a great rematch but horse health > all.
Did Hishi Amazon cure your racism?
what if I get into a relationship with marriage in mind with Festa?
>>586093512What ones were you reading?
There's no way Oguri can win against 4 young mares...
>>586094264I hate how many OC donut steels CinGray had. For one it means they're never getting in the game despite being great characters, but also because it just doesn't make me care as much when they have to make shit up to satisfy an old man that owns the rights to a horse. Because unfortunately they can't all be as based as Sky's owner
>>5860939526/9 again. Things slowed down so I guess this will be the last one
>>586093946i'm scared to click on this webm now because of the burger version
bros why the FUCK is this the 5th image for mejiro ryan on google...
>>586094590Thanks for hostan in advance, need to make a 2nd stam deboofer to stress test stam, I have a creek but she's G dirt F Mile so I don't think she hits
>>586094753>no more carrots, I can't do it torena-san...
>>586094753he'll eat those when he wakes up don't worry
>>586094753Ryan...
>>586094379>doing what they love without inhibitionsHot take when you can be cancelled, literally murdered or attacked the moment you start throwing out "wrong think", or somethin silly like that.>lack the skill/intellect to properly call yourself an artist Many. Such. Cases. No matter the topic even, there is a LOT of pretender out there today, and they can not only be easily seen but heard thanks to social media.But yes of course it comes down to fostering a fan base that cares for what you care about, however often times you simply don't need to bother about any of that high effort, and time consuming shit when you could just make whatever pays the bills and move on with your life.Plenty of cases where people draw whatever pills the bills like this, for whatever degenerate that asks for it.
>>586094195she's so cute
>>586094585This man's eyes light up with a fire unseen before when boyumas are brought up
>>586093540all the artists i follow only draw what they like, loli anal
>>586094934>>586094379RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONSFEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN
>>586094585Sky's owner was just confused about what Umamusume was. That's the only reason he took a fiver for Seiun Sky and Nishino Flower.
>>586094379Dia wouldn't say this. She would make up some bullshit jinx and then ask how to break it.
>>586095035like this?... or what the fuck are you talking about?
>>586094129>We lost Journalism to injury so we couldn't see one last match in Sovereignty/Journalism rivalry>Nysos retired to stud so no Saudi Cup rematch between him and Ebayan>White Abarrio oji-san retired before he had once last time to face the youngins in the BCC after having an exciting start this year beating Journalism and Sovereignty>Baeza lost the battle to the Starting Gate and was retired before the BCC>Now Magnitude gets injured and has to scratch from the BCCThe America Keiba Gods were cruel this year...
Do I need to glue one of my Cap runners now?
made gyoza to freeze but I already ate 12 of them...
>>586093952Thanks for joinnghttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=6wk2BjhI_pvVBN5wfWEKBr-A>>586094803My Grass is G dirt too and she has hit 564 Doms consistently so I think G Dirt is fine enough for testing
>>586095272holy...
>>586095279fatass
>>586095279Feed me
>find manga with a character i know> :)>it's ntr> :C>the girl has a baby and they become a happy family> :)Uma for this feel?
cm212 status?
>>586095415super creek after she gets cucked for the hag
>>586095446212?????
>>586095019I'm so fucking close
>>586095284Probably yeah, can always get a better one going either ways...At least I won one, had to murder a few other girls along the way but that's the price to pay...
>>586094753Hahaha he looks so deadThat'd be darkHahaha but he's totally alive haha right?... Right?
>>586095446The trainees I'll use by then aren't even out yet
Scarletgrug finds a prey (sloppa)
>>586095479I heard Super Creek's trainer left her for her mother after finding out Creek was infertile
>>586095446Still making my Secretariat and Sea Biscuit.
yeah bwo...
>>586095592just like in the ancient times
>>586095592umamusume quest when
where do i get uma plushies
>>586095675umagrok, translate and enhance
>>586095806
>>586091394°▲°
HOW LONG UNTIL EBAYAN FUCKING JOBS
>>586094129NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i has going to goomble on himactual yanko sweep lol
>>586095851
>>586095870
>>586095928i only have a 1600m...
>>586095851>not even dating>but somehow, he's cheatingwhy are women like this?
Glad my trainee isn't a smellfag
>>586095801Which ones? and online
>>586094129Forever Dodge
>>586096183Post the Buena Vista one I forgot to save itOne of the four heavenly kings of genohara...
Where do I see the list of upcoming banners?
>all of ebayans rivals keep 'randomly' droppingnot beating the yakuza allegations
>>586096105She failed to mark him
>>586095928Rice wouldn't act like this
>>586096350>Forever Young against TOP assword (only one that wasn't forced to drop because he won his maiden race 2 weeks ago)imagine he jobs, turn a dollar into a fortune
>>586096419she does for onii-sama(me)
>>586096350They're just cowardsEbayan is this gen's Maruzensky
>>586096291Fuji Kiseki ruined the purity of Tracen's students
>>586096525Thank you
>>586096525So who are these four?
>>586096508Maruzensky wouldn't have jobbed Kikka
>>586094507Uhmmmmm my favorite is the silence suzuka omorashi fic The View When She Peed Is Mine
>>586096683We'll never know
Is KS Miracle card good? Why are they rerunning it so quickly mid GM?
>>586096724>fuck you, Malfoid authorsDober is in shambles right now
>>586096923https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EQJmn5L9NY
What does KS in KS Miracle stand for?
>>586094753>L-let's pump some iron, torena...
Samba uma uma samba samba samba uma samba!
>>586097053Koomer Seks
>>586096898UMA ROCK ON THE UMA ROLLER
>>586096724>>586097007Who writes the nastier fanfics on AO3?
>>586097053Killer sex. She only lasts one round
>>586097241mycutewifeand our cute retards
>>586097302Weakest umanko in Tracen...
>>586097227Dober writes the nastiest TorenaxUma fics. She even includes handholding.
>>586097309I will fuck and marry one of your daughters
>>586097412Her sex life is like her careerShort but memorable
>>586097227Dober is impure and full of lust. Digital is very pure and full of puppy love.
boysex
>>586097819First rate ass
>>586097819
Number one
>>586097819that's a well drawn face
Is there anything to pull on between Ramonu/El/McQueen, and Autumn Rob Roy?
>>586097965There was a face?
>>586098001Umas
>>586098001Daily pulling whatever is good at 0LB, and also umas I like
>>586098001Bobo wit
>>586097965Honestly it's inspiring looking at the level of craft, it makes me want to learn how to draw with a pencil
>>586097819Making out with Kingu's ass
>>586097819The anal uma..
>>586098387We found the Minase Iori of Umamusume
>>586097819Please don't post sloppa here
I can work like this
>>586098494sex. sex. sex. sex. sex.
>>586097915WHERES THE BUTTER ON THE BREAD
finally have an oguri fat of my own to create a dirt parent, and currently looking for which one to unlock next via legend races is this accurate? why are pace chaser and front runner uniques ranked that high for late and end inherits?
making daiwa the tutorial uma was the smartest decision cygames ever made
>>586098695>number one uma you play>also can be played as front runner, aka the number one position numericallyI KNEEL
>>586098618Try reading the skill. It'll help you in the long run.
is it worth spending 200pulls on tachyon+teioi still only have kitasan as my only SSR speed (excluding free cards from events) with 1lb tachyon
>>586098887nosave your shit for ramonu
>>586089645>Creekfags BTFO
ryan LOVE
>>586098890Me, treating myself, tricking stego
>>586098890
>>586098887How committed are you to pace chasers? Teio is extremely whalecore and almost 100% useless for an account that heavily dependent on Kita SPD.
>>586098762I get that SFV is an accel, but you have to be 3rd or higher already on the final corner, and it feels like by that time lates ands are still trying to get to that spot, so the skill would whiff
>>586099035>cable-favored pussy
>>586098887Unless you're a very desperate paceGOD, nyo.>>586098507Do not trick me into posting the source, if you want it then ask for it.
>>586099085
>>586089645>anti ice post>the "victim" is always a criminalLmao!
>>586099041
>>586099079>>586098992>>586099137mostly thinking of being a pace maini don't know how badly behind im going to be if my only speed card is kitasan until pasa
>>586099226It's El not Pasa
it's always funny seeing some guy reply to a post earlier in the thread, then see 2-3 more replies from people who were curious about what that guy was replying to and give their own replies
>>586099226are you fine with spending $7 for the monthly pack (worth 20 pulls) and $21 on a voucher that will save you from sparking (30k carats cost more than $21) an old card?
>>586099226it doesnt matter, getting ramonu is more important
>>586099190
just how fucked up does this game get? i don't want to waste time on games with huge power inflation fomos
>>586099226behind in skills yeahthe speed limit is lower next scenario, you will be able to hit stats so just loop the whites for what you will be missing from tachyon and cope
>>586099306
If daitaku helios was a millennial would she call her trainer a heckin torepireno?
>>586099359I don't get it
>>586099359
>>586099437nyo, she'd called her torena a faggot
>>586099437She'd call him wholesome torechungus, epic wins, forever alone and shit
>>586099359Both designs are ugly
>>586099373Remember your SRs also wit Teio is a bit of a gaslight
>>586099306das me
>>586099575Rude.>>586099447The kid that snuck in is Orfevre's initial design.
>>586099636i mean that the cards that are BIS right now are all trash in a few years
>>586099308id rather not be spending any more money in this game, i think i already sunk $200 in monthly and some carats>>586099378i guess ill cope for a year
>>586098580I ate itoopsie
https://x.com/Made_To_Maid/status/2115843407692354039
>>586099738>id rather not be spending any more money in this game, i think i already sunk $200 in monthly and some caratsDo whatever as long as you aren't swiping and ten pulling like a rabid animal
>>586089679if this is the ugliest uma in the world, then ningen women stands no chance
>>586097882>fat>ugly>BPD
>>586099856?
>>586099731S.Maru is good for skills but not mandatoryKitasan is very good and she will be relevant for about a year or so until Still in Love + Pasa combo existsCreek is alright but not a must haveTeio wit is good for the skills but Ramonu wit is more important.Tachyon speed is very good, however we will also have Jungle Pocket and Palmer speed which are also very good, it all depends on what skills you want from themAnd Guts Haru is free in the friend point exchange shop thingy.
>>586099890hothotHOT
>>586099285It's Condor, not El.
>>586089679>>586099907Fuck off
>>586099285>its THE>not pasashiggydiggydoo
>>586099890Daiwa is a perfect 2d girl tho
her name is crossher name is capher name is chanher name is ship
>>586099731You should wait a few years before having fun playing the game.>>586099373>just how fucked up does this game get? it's not chinkslop nor the fire embles mobile game, every playable character is tied to an actual dead or living race horse, the owners and fanbase of which are to be respected, and they EVENTUALLY see upgrades or buffs.As for cards, there's a couple ones determined to be "human rights"but you should probably not play the video game you're not going to have a healthy attachment to it.>i don't want to waste time on games with huge power inflation fomosThat is literally 99% of mobile games
>>586100124
>>586100124stop posting these
>>586099373>Teio WIT and Kitasan SPD in the same deck
>>586100169>mentally ill uma
soon...
>>586100217most mobile games buff shit that's old and weak. i don't see a single mention of them buffing old support cards on jp wikis
>>586100169The strongest umas have the best 2d and 3d
>>586097227she writes the most horrible, lewd uma x torena smut and it turns her onshe also writes the purest uma x torena romance, and it turns her on even more she's a complicated creature
why doesn't Falco have a pet bird like Pasa
>>586100256nothing wrong with that
>>586100320This is a gacha, the updates you look for are new card releases you must pull for.As the other anon said you don't have to seriously invest in it to have fun, just train your Umas bro
>>586100320They don't buff old support cards, they buff old units. That's what Potential level 7 is, and aside from Teio and, arguably, Mcqueen, the potential levels have indeed helped them because Nakayama was beastly in Longchamp and so was El, and base Spe has been doing well these past two CMs as well
You don't have to come to Tomakomai, actually.
I don't care for digitan normally, but I would find her very attractive if she was serious and not just a perv otaku.
>>586100256Are you blind? Those are just the cards under C rank, showing how much powercreep there is.
>>586099731If Im a pace main should I bother with Mcqueen or Rudolf wit, say if I can only choose one? Whats better long terms
>>586100227>>586100229
>>586100463Until you play a career where only those two supports finish their chain.
>>586100227Is it wrong to grab my trainee's sweaty butt and sniff it violently
>>586100527>ARE YOU BLIND!?its a gold shitterno shit
Lucky tickets!
>>586100124>>586100538
>>586100341I never invested myself into the seiyuu idol culture so I'll respect your opinion and disagree with it
>>586100271weak dirter thighs, not my dirter
>>586100507>i don't care about this character, but i'd like it if it lost everything that makes it uniqueRetard
>>586100320>most mobile games buff shit that's old and weaknyo they just release new shit that completely invalidates the older stuff in an attempt to extract wealth from confused boomers or obsessed indonesians with egos as large as their walletsLet's not get into a chink mobile game competition where neither of us wins.
torape
>>586100392Dober's self-insert is a princess in her fanfics who occasionally gets brutally raped whenever she's feeling horny
>>586100642Kill Ricefags
>>586100590>Trainee exchange points 1101 > 1105
>>586100590Lucky bastard that's a sexy fucking Neicha
>>586100575whoa there bro, you might be a bit of a schizo if that's how you read that
>>586100590No way this is global right? 1100+ pulls...Only a JPig would do this
>>586097053>Despite this, he survived and was subsequently named “Miracle” under the K.S. ownership. Due to these early health complications, he missed his entire three-year-old season.>During his rise in competition, contemporary articles often referred to him as “K.S.” While there is no confirmed explanation for this abbreviation, it was likely used to avoid confusion with another horse of the time, Yamanin Miracle, who was also gaining attention and won a Grade 2 race around the same period. Additionally, there were no other active horses carrying the “K.S.” prefix at the time, which may have given the name an easier time to stand out.
>>586100538FUCK YOU
>>586100803Nigga that's blatantly in english
>>586100814So she was a sickly girl who beat the odds?
>>586100561Any sweaty part of your trainee is far game. Every time Mejiro Palmer comes back from a G1 race, I press my face and tongue against her belly and enjoy myself.
Good night
THE CONDOM PASSER
>>586100124>>586100538>>586100642>>586089679can you niggers stop timelooping
>>586100850Theres always hachimi translation
>>586100801>hur dur schizothanks for outing yourself
>>586100341I think parunyasu is pretty cute despite her being a bit older than me.
>>586100708>Dober's self-insert is a princess in her fanfics who occasionally gets brutally raped whenever she's feeling hornythis is not only a meme, it's absolutely how foids write their smut. Why are they so fucked up all the time when it comes to sex and romance? I was on a certain fandom the other day browing fan rewrites, looking at tags, and came across Manacled and GODDAMN what is wrong with women?
>>586100882That's sexual harassment
>>586100880That's a boy
>>586100590>1105 exchange pointsWHAT THE FUCK
>>586100983>Manacled>Harry Potter is dead. In the aftermath of the war, in order to strengthen the might of the magical world, Voldemort enacts a repopulation effort. Hermione Granger has an Order secret, lost but hidden in her mind, so she is sent as an enslaved surrogate to the High Reeve until her mind can be cracked. Okay?
>>586100983Some women are degenerates but 90% of them are the slow burn "destined partner" plot types.
>>586100983>GODDAMN what is wrong with women?Hormonal birth control. If boys were routinely put on anabolics when they turned 12 we would be just as bad. Social media also hits them harder than us.
>try to find a GP for my end closer hishiama>oguri cap>el condor pasa>oguri cap>el condor pasa>oguri cap>mihono bourbon>el condor pasa>maruzensky>oguri cap>el condor pasa
>>586101230what have you been looping?
>>586101180You've got the numbers backwards.
>>586100983>GODDAMN what is wrong with women?https://theamericansun.substack.com/p/sarah-j-maas-ruined-a-generationtl;dr a jewess wrote smut that insidiously introduced women to degenerate shit.They go from "england but with elves" to "female character is drugged and forced to dance in front of her (now cuck) lover" and then they go onto reading worse shit.mumasume
>>586101180maybe, but it seems like female romance is>what if a boy band of minotaurs raped (You)vs>what Malfoid loved (You)it's bonkers.
>>586101308No gorillas
>>586100880Yes and no.. He was ramping up after a sickly start but faltered in the middle of the Sprinter Stakes. Had a fracture so bad that they had to put him out of his misery
Yanko is secretly clingy, she was left lonely in her early years.
>>586101378Please do not use an image of my daughter for your shitpost, thank you.
>>586101493I need this with Silly
>>586101036Mejiro Palmer sexually harasses me by having such a sexy tummy.
>>586101438>absFaggot
>wake up from nap>feel even more tiredhate this so much>>586100896gn
>>586101438Cute!
>>586100529McQueen. Although Rudolf's stats are a bit better, McQueen is more pace-focused skill-wiseThey both get crept by the same card in like a year anywho
>>586101312honestly have no idea what i'm supposed to loop or who am i supposed to useright now my plan is to get a gp, use either this rudolf or someone with sprint sparks and then use that with a borrow parent to build cheer king for her uniquelooping has been the one thing that i've never understood completelyif you asking skills i guess the usual racing spirit stamina and ura sparks
>>586101526You thought I was shitposting when I was dead Sirius. Go read the article, I fucking dare you.
>>586101384Guys are not that different fetish wise, the rape stuff is usually when a girl consumes too much guy porn and turns into a gooner.Most girls prefer a 4 boy harem fantasy where they compete to please her and shower her with attention
so are none of the cards worth pulling?
>>586101618
>>586101802Just save until Ramonu
>No Snacking November soon
>>586101805>after biting the last one it's shaped like a heartTHANKS I LOVE IT
>>586101802If you have to ask, no
>>586094585>>586095040These are not his by the way, both car and bike belong to his friend "Sunapon"(?), who is apparently a grandson of another horse owner (Hisae Hiraga). He brought them to the Nakayama racecourse parking lot.But that dude is still based, he immediately jumped in and posed for photos.
Tazuna teasing you by adjusting her hat and slowly showing you a little bit more of her ears each time
>>586101713https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pWBnsoH2h7NDm9Q5ZRZ-s9JuyMN-aAI5wJbIEqACCt4/edit?gid=1794018670#gid=1794018670 has the key skills most people are looping. you use oguri, maruzensky and el condor pasa since they can run the dirt triple crown and have a chance of getting dirt sparks as well. this is for general skill looping and then you take your best to make gps and parents tailored to CMs
>>586101717
>>586101659your snoring or bad posture is affecting oxygenation
>>586100906el cuntwhore pornstar
>>586101805>>586101958Fat fucks
>>586102064yes
So if I'm fixing my sparks for new set of race affinities and I currently have A and B put into C all Dirt races only, I would put D with C+A/B until I get good stuff, then E with C+D all the same, then F with D+E, then just circle around with D E F with all the same G1 as much as possible right? I'm kind of worried that some of their careers prevent certain races like Teio Sho and Tokyo Daishoten though. My old parent I had before all of these dirt business is at 169 affinity so I'd assume that's enough?
horse whores
>>586102017wow this looks amazing, thanks!
>>586102240whorse
>>586101765>the rape stuff is usually when a girl consumes too much guy porn and turns into a gooner.some guys like rape, but they don't love it as a class the way women do. I think it strikes a deep chord in a woman when a guy she's intensely attracted to on a mostly-at-that-point subconscious level disregards such a primal, social taboo because she just drives him that crazy. Dober definitley writes rape smut.
>>586101378>that articleholy shit that guy hates her, my sidesI read the whole series, because one of my foid friends told me I should. It sucked ass
>>586102186>I'm kind of worried that some of their careers prevent certain races like Teio Sho and Tokyo Daishoten thoughyou can't do anything about that if independent training. only trackblazer can fix that
>>586102240>>586102332What's a horse
>>586102545uma
i cant wait for the next REPO gamenight on pakatube and they encounter the new horse enemy
>>586101765100% completely false post from a tranny that thinks he has a female brain. Rape is primarily a female fetish and always has been. Women were buying bodice ripper novels at grocery stores long before you were born.
>>586102545some whores
>>586102526I've never done an auto there before. Is it worth it? Do I need more than 169 affinity per parent?
>>586101802Save up for her
>>586102686tiny ass chicken drumsticks...
>>586102686Do we get free carats when this comes out on Global?
>>586102490>>holy shit that guy hates her, my sides>Before I provide a synopsis and discourse on themes (or the lack thereof), I would like to also take a moment to paint a picture of Sarah Maas' prose. Simply put, she writes like a middling fanfiction author. The chapters are extremely short, giving the impression of vignettes written in 3-5 day stints by a Literotica, AO3, Tumblr or Wattpad writer.you think?>>I read the whole series, because one of my foid friends told me I should. It sucked assMy condolences for forcing you to relive goonette literature.
>>586102680Digitan didn't download her favorite fics?
>>586102772That's natural chicken, not like your trans-hormone addled gmo'd birds
>>586102046This but it's me whipping my cock out at the speed of sound.
>>586102726dont think you can auto trackblazer and get SS, it has to be a manual run. just take the race affinity hit with independent grand concert
>>586089495
>>586102854afraid of big chicken
>>586102871I'm doing Unity and getting only A's if that changes it. Doing URA will give me B+.
When it comes to Kitasan White and OG Seiun Sky parents, which is a better path for clanking in full triple crown dirt schedule>mile C dirt C>mile B dirt DTrying to optimize my grandparent setups. I did mile B and dirt D for a long time, and it kinda okay, but sometimes runs explode with 5 dropped race.
Dober and men
Kitasan banner forced me to pity and didn't even give me good spooks! When do we get more free pulls!? I need to pull more right the fuck now!
>>586102834BROOOOO A DAY WITHOUT NEW FIIIICS I CAN'T
>>586102053I don't snore, hope none of you guys snore either, that's too ojiisan coded even for here...
>>586102832on the contrary, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks, the article is a treasure, and helps me understand Digitan and Dober.
>>586099373>just how fucked up does this game get?Here's the stat output difference of the best generic wit cards from the start of the game to current JP. Forever Young Wit should release around Jan 2029The difference definitely adds up, but it's not like you can't even play the game if you skip a new best card and wait for the next one.We also have years for foresight to plan ahead
>>586102983>>586101659You are waking up in the middle of your 90 minute sleep cycle so you feel groggy that way.When you nap, either do it for 20 minutes before you go into deep sleep, or wake up in 90 minutes, or 3 hours (which the end of your first or second cycle).
>>586102951Greatest couple of all time
>>586102950mile C dirt C so you don't accidentally get mile sparks
>>586102373>I think it strikes a deep chord in a woman when a guy she's intensely attracted to on a mostly-at-that-point subconscious level disregards such a primal, social taboo because she just drives him that crazy.True... It's mostly thrill seeking, women can write 10 rape fanfics and in real life they will feel disgusted or freak out if someone does noncon stuff to them in real life.>>586102652That's not how it goes but you have the freedom to believe in that
>>586102854>Selective breeding is GMO
>>586103013Remove the boyumas
>>586102959>When do we get more free pulls!?I heard this is the last time we ever get 10-pulls on uma banners ever againit's over............
I just had a realizationIf Forever Young actually wins the Arima Kinen they will make the musume Turf B but if he places well enough they will bullshit their way to justifying Turf C so she can compete in more shit ingame
>>586102976Yeah, shame. Was going to post an update today, but oh well.
>>586103108>denying chickens are laced with hormones which affects their dna
>>586103168You aren't pulling her
>>586103087women want to be rapedbut not by (You)they want to be raped by someone they want to be raped by, not some gross fuck who creeps them out. It's very simple, really.
Umas spreading their legs
>>586103192I wanted to post some shit there once but there's like 6 barriers of faggotry like tags and trigger warnings and chose to just ignore that site forever
>>586103294that's not rape then
>>586103294ulala rape
>>586103318>gyaruShit uma
I don't think this is approved wear for summer training...
>>586102950probably mile B, dirt D to lose less of the mile races
>>586103318
>>586103294Most real life women don't want to be raped for realsies though, that's why they consume fictional media because they have the power to stop the trip at any time
>>586103489cute filly
Assume I don't plan on maining a singular running styleSuppose I consider just qualifying to A finals a good result for my CMsAre the future speed/wit human rights cards (along with the scenario card) enough to build umas for that purpose? I think I like rolling for umas better than min-maxing card pulls...
>>586103343The trigger warning bullshit, you can just click "choose not to use warnings." Tags are annoying, but just grab the main ones and don't worry about the rest. Main ones just being characters, relationships, and anything else like romance, kinks, etc. FF.net or Wattpad is probably easier to deal with, though,
>>586103318Sweepy sex
>>586102951Go together like a horse and carriage
>>586103523yeah
>>586097412now i want to KS with Miracle
>>586103013I love this
>>586103513>Most real life women don't want to be raped for realsies thoughthey don't, but that's because 3DPD rape isn't the same thing as their rape fantasy. It's a bit like how a guy could be majorly into incest doujins but have zero interest in his 3DPD sisters.
>I made you some coffee torena san
>>586103839I'd marry her on the spot
>>586103647Really?
>>586103879tastes like iron for some reason
>>586103238That's not how hormones work. Even if it was, it's been illegal to treat poultry with hormones since the 1950s unless you live in some shithole country like China.>>586103513>Most real life women don't want to be raped for realsies thoughTheir voting preferences disprove this.
>>586103879>a cute girl will never spit on your coffeewhy live
>>586103953>hag
>>586103879It's drugged isn't it
>>586103884is that "less known fat fuck" furyu figurehow she is
>>586103898Big eater
Brian is ugly as fuck
>>586103879>tfw you kinda actually want some coffee right now but dont want to fuck your sleep schedule
>>586103540God damn, I want her to break my spine.
>>586103969>you'll never drink coffee poured through used uma pantiesWhy even wake up...
>>586103751That's right, I have nothing else to add
>>586103921you need the human rights speed cards and wit cards to play, tha'ts been the case since the beginning, anything extra is for specific skills and I bet the only thing specialists cards will add is better rankings at LoH
>>586103879Thank you Still, it tastes great
>>586103953Why is she in jail?
>>586103523>>586103921generalist cards are alright, you'll likely be borrowing one car for each playstyle if you need their respective gold skillsspecific cards for some running styles are a gamble but if you find the window for it you can get one of each i.e despite not being a must rolling for cb wit for end closers, or wit natie, etc
>>586103523>>586103921Should be. All you're missing out on is 1 maybe 2 good gold skills, and you get to hop around between run styles depending on what's strong for the current CM.
>>586104097>tfw can drink coffee all day because it doesn't disrupt my wakefulness
>>586104193She rapes shotas
>>586104219Same. Caffeine doesn't really do anything for me.
>>586104219same, coffee all day every day baby
>>586104289Well why isn't Rickey in jail?
>>586104078Rudolf wouldn't say this.>>586103969>>586104105What are you, poor?
>>586104350Every time I think I can't hate her more she does something to take my disgust to a new level.
>>586104078When she stands up her titties are gonna be soaked and we'll be able to see her bra and tummy
>>586104117>>586104194>>586104208That's fucking great. Thanks.
>>586104374because there's a double standard between men manipulating young girls into sex and women manipulating (if you can call it that) young boys into sex
>>586104478I was expecting her to put the handfan under her skirt
>>586104374Using her trainer as an alibi
>>586104374Rickey's a fraud. She's attracted to grown men but thinks it's funny to cuck kids.
Is it okay to have a relationship with Azuma if Smart Falcon is my trainee?
god i wanna fuck n marry neisha so bad>>586104390god i wanna fuck n marry flashu so bad
>>586104538
>>586104631Absolutely. Azuma will feel bad you got stuck with such an ugly trainee.
>>586104631falco is an umadol, not a cuckqueandie
>>586104631No hags.>>586104643Trainers don't fuck their trainees
>>586104631Yes, umadols cannot have dates, relationships, or marry
>>586104794>Trainers don't fuck their traineesI wish Daiwa Scarlet would stop raping me, please.
>>586104846Based chud
Would Azuma be okay with it if I had a relationship with all of my trainees, but I made my trainees think I was only dating them since they all wanted to be monogamous but I didn't?
Falco will marry her Trainer after she graduates from being an Umadol.
neicha fags are the worst kind of fags in this thread even worse than rice fags
My trainee is being weird
Does Azuma have the same VA as Sailor Moon?
>>586104924sssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
umasumi
>>586104912Only if you impregnate each and every one of them
>>586104915My Falco does anal with me every night while we watch her concerts though, keeping her virginity in tact.
what if Falco was a vtuber
this is the worst fucking place to be when im trying to get over my porn addiction
>>586104903>letting a fat uma rape youYou deserved it.>>586104991Fat
>>586104912No. Fuck the ancient hag.
>>586105004I intended to have separate homes for all of them and excuses my abuses from the other homes as "business trips" that send me somewhere new each week.
>>586104985Yes, she's very old
>>586104193it's reference to some manga panel, also she is uma x tre extremist
Is it weird I feel intense lust towards other Umas but not towards my oshi
>>586104985>>586105078>fucking an ugly bastard
>>586105210>another hot as hell uma hag>another cute vawonderful stuff this
>>586104903Only after she becomes the number one rapist
>>586105034https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46WtY_3N5m8
>>586105271Anon...
How do I tell my trainee properly that I fell in love with a shrine maiden uma that I can only meet every 12 years?
>>586105414>idonum Fuck off
ugliest uma is who? gold ship?
>>586105210Aren't umas basically humans? Why would we hate them?
you will marry the hag and you will be happy
>>586105473What crawled up your urethra, you fucking cretin?
>>586105518bravo kojima
>>586105518Correct. I will be
>>586105496Air Shakur. Ryan not far behind.
>>586105496
big horse
I'm putting together a team of Torenas. Our mission is to break into the Mejiro Estate and save our captured brothers. You in?
If you call Golshi ugly I know you're shitposting and engagement farming
>>586105518Okay but im going back to my trainee the other 11 years of the cycle>>586105610Well atleast shakur has fans
No I'm not
>>586105502Umas are ugly and replacing human women.>>586105518No eggs
>>586105662An uma wrote this
uglyshi
>>586105662I would but I'm stuck in the Satono manor
>>586105662Uh yeah, but why do we have to provide out height and dick size in the application form?
>>586105728No I didn't.>>586105736There's nothing we can do for you. I'm sorry.>>586105746You gonna ask questions, or you going to help save some Torenas?
>>586105496Hokko Tarumae
if you really think about it, there really isn't any reason for ningen to be afraid of umas cucking them, since umas only ever have eyes for their torena
>>586105673She's shit
>>586105697We used to have a Ryanfag but he got bullied out of the thread for being gay.
>>586105662we should all do this, I read on the internet that eating pineapple every day until the boss raid should help with the success against us
>>586105662I don't want to be freed.
satono, more sat oh yes.
>>586105629personality-wise, I would agree, but you have to be a complete and utter fag to deny that shichi is one of the hottest umas in the game
>>586105932that one mejiro in particular is sped you can walk out anytime bwo
>>586105867Stop defending genocide
>>586105972she's too short in the anime elerslie mogs her
>>586105662Yes, please, you'd think being Dober's pleasure slave and tied to her bed 24/7 where she hand feeds me all my meals would be a life of luxury but I can't handle her reading me her fanfiction anymore...HELP!!!!
>>586105867Tazuna is the kind of woman I would reject my trainee for
Literally just put a bullet through my brain and uma samba is still in my head so I can't die
>>586105972>mogged by a fucking gorilla
>>586106021that only happened because her coworker was in-love with a torena
>>586106021Aoi wouldn't say that
>>586106021The solution is simple reallyFemale trainers need to team up with their umas to tie down male trainers
>>586105662This is mule to Mejiro HQ. Sending in a fresh batch of Torenas.
>>586105662This is a ****** psyop btw. The Mejiros take good care of their torenas. That other group however.... you already know of their island
>>586106219>muh sharingNo
>>586106268They draw a really pretty Rudolf
Fat donkey Uma
would fuck uma
>>586106316Wild horses travel in herds of one stallion and multiple mares. It's only natural that umamusume are willing to share.
>>586106416That's a fucking tranny
>>586106470no, that's not how in works.In the uma world, this would mean that Crown umas get top pick of a torena, while the tiara umas are the ones considered as sidepieces
>>586106470You forgot we are in the nationals BITCH life is a fucking race you either rightfully take your man or some other stinker takes it from you theres no inbetween
>>586106464Everyone is saying this
>a friend and I pit our aces together>win 20/30, Kingu in particular winning 19 of themLooking forward to the day of.
Don't betray your trainee, manwhores
>>586106642this
>>586106727What if my trainee doesn't want me
>>586106727>not being a part of MGTOW
>>586106727what if my trainee wants nothing to do with me?
i like umamusume when I'm done playing i think of uma fucking once that gets boring i think of uma raping
RICKEY LUCKY HAPPY!!!!
>>586106727But Falco is not romantically interested in me?
prime NTR bait uma
>>586106727but i only see my trainee as my heckin daughter???
I fucking hate Teio
>>586106884why would she bait top road...thats not very nice
luv teio
>>586106884She only likes chocolate men
lukewarm teio
>>586106727I can't help itevery time I read a new uma story I fall for them
>>586106568A man can impregnate a functionally unlimited number of women, but a woman can only get pregnant once about every year. Men like quantity, but women are obsessive about quality to the point where humans are going extinct. The very best trainers are claimed by a whole TT squad of umas, while the inferior ones are used as teasers.>>586106539You faggots say that about literally every cosplayer.
>>586107048All cosplayers are trannies trying to trick you into having sex with them.
>>586107032NGL I really want to fuck up my pull plan for Tarumae. This is the first time collecting those 80 carats has put me in danger.
Forcing Daiwa Scarlet to have sex with me as part of her trainingThoughts?
>>586106660TEIO!
>>586107249What if she just wants to have sex normally?
>>586107014Store only had strawberry, red bean, and melon flavored.Maybe next time.
>>586107249>forcing
>>586105078Source?
>>586107339>interracial relationship Cringe
>>586106927me on the left
Got both NY Umas and a 2nd summer Spe-chan before I get the original one
Imagine getting a job at Tracen fresh out of your apprenticeship and you're ready to take on the world. You walk in the door knowing you're about to get assigned a smoking hot uma trainee for you to groom and marry. You see baddies like Yanko, Almond Eye, Gentildonna, and Dober in the halls and you fear your dick might explode when you get to see your uma. Tazuna greets you and brings you to the director's office so you can meet your trainee. You bite your lip in anticipation when suddenly the door opens and reveals....Teio....
One of the greatest characters ever created.
what does guts even do
>>586107568not how it happens. you don't just get assigned a trainee. you have to have a meet-cute first, then properly scout her after watching her race
>rape rape rape rape rapeIt's not funny.
>>586107646>pedo creek
>>586107618helps umas fuck betterever wonder why the umas with guts growth are the biggest sluts of tracen?
>>586107669consensual dober sex
I was reverse scouted
>>586107568Now I'm hard
>i am...forgotten
>>586107794machan loreine!
>>586107669cumming on dober's hair while she sleeps to mark my territory
>>586107794Who could forget Yanko's ugly friend?
He got distance S? Activate it.
MEN
Understanding how looping works has increased my enjoyment with the game threefold.
Men love Hokko Tarumae
Telling Dober her manga is dogshit
what is looping
>>586108056am man, can confirm
>>586108094The funnest way to play guitar
I dreamt of raping dober last night.Groping her butt, fondling her tits, licking her pits. The whole nine yards
>>586108232Dober stop trying to plant dreams in my head
>>586107794>>586108056I need them to bully my penis with their boobs
>>586108232
>>586108208second only to the muff for me
>>586108284ayabe
Pls be normal for once
>>586107728sauce?
>>586108557define normal
Good morning friends
>>586108557urara big butt
oisu
But we all agree that dober masturbates a lot, right?
>>586108557I can't be my normal self, I don't want a 3day before CM.
Dober is the perfect Mejiro
>>586108750anally
I miss Umama
>>586108557hyunh~
>>586108413my favorite rice artist
>>586108920you have to let her go bro she quit /uma/ for good
>>586108920V...
Anyone with eyes can see Tarumae is much bigger than 86
>>586109039She pads her bra
Dober raped me....
>>586108920me too
Bros what are we loopa for next cm...
>>586109081She wants to be smaller not bigger
DO NOT LET 789 BAKE
>>586109191>>586109191>>586109191since it's close to image limit
>>586108557well you know that having sex is actually 'normal' behavior
