Previous: >>586147343New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/9FwDmrbvdVQ >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>586169561Soon it will happen again.
Breeding Mejiro Dober!
Don't let umas abuse their power
End Uma x Trainer propaganda Kill Azuma
I hope you guys are ready for Yanko to JOB like in Dubai
When is Yanko race again?
Post forgotten umasPosting Machan will result in being disqualified and everyone will point and laugh at you
>>586169910don't say that...
>>586169874UOOOOH A CENTENARY VIRGIN HAG
>>586170024posted it again award
>>586169787isn't this the bitch who keeps her roommate awake at night by very loudly praying for her in the dorm?
>>586169874
forever young is ugly
>>586169984Tomorrow.
>>586170086yes
>>586170024I don't want to remember their name.
it's called SPEAKI
>>586169903Kris can do whatever she wants with me
>>586170024The 2005 mare generation is such a flop
>>586170027wtf new cryer
>>586170279Tazuna's obscene breasts...
>>586170087
>>586170279why is this importantexplain it to me, weebs
sex seven
>>586170374No matter. Forget we ever witnessed that
Will this do?
When will we get events or umas that target male players? There's already several ballrooms and prince types for women while moids get nothing
Libertango from Ireland wins the G1 Breeders' Cup Juvenile Turf Sprint
>>586170078yes thank you
>fuku club>444
>>586170505Isn't that cygames race?Also>proccing if losing win
Next is G1 Breeders' Cup Juvenile Fillies
https://jiggie.fun/85qZedhttps://jiggie.fun/85qZedhttps://jiggie.fun/85qZed
>>586170472Yeah, though Bakushin should be a front.Next scenario powercreep means you'll probably be remaking your TT team btw. And of course you should try and increase the potentials of your TT umas for the extra gold skills.
>objection on the raceOuch
>>586170143It's not speaking, it's crying, ergo cryer
>Juvenile Fillies
>>586170472Ye, make Bakushin a front
is this true?
>>586170676LET'S GO DOMESTIC AGENDA
>>586170718Only on 3rd place Harper's Corner unless I misheard
>Filly and Mare breeder's
>>586170779Always
>>586170779no it's even worse because every turn takes 2 weeks so you're actually banging aoi and ignoring your trainee for 2 weeks straight
>>586170374it means they're OLD and ROTTING and on THEIR WAY OUT
>>586170498Don't marry the retard
>>586170764Doto your cock doesn't even work anymore, stop harassing the fillies
do I want leap forward as pace
>>586170990someone needs to take care of her
someone at cygames really said "what if we make our nepotism horse Seeking the Pearl 2, keep her just as ugly"
>>586171000No, you want latch on. Similar names so easy to confuse.
>>586170675Cygames sponsors the Breeders' Cup Sprint, there was a better pic with all the races but I couldn't find it, gomen
Why would someone pretend to not be an uma?Why would someone pretend to be a h*man woman?
>>586170865>$2 Tote ticket pays
>>586171036she (and durandal) already have a wrangler so you'll need to find a different role to fill.
>>586171000You have to be like 5 and below during late race in a pacer room to get leap working, by then you're already losing
>>586170676RAPE
>>586170943such a cute hag
>>586170472Do not use endclosers, one or two that are obscenely strong like Sport Festival King is okay, you want to abuse the TT scoring system using front > pace > late. My Kitasan makes 100k points every race
>>586171176it's ok, I will be their stud then
>Harper's Corner pulled a Super Creek Oh no no no
You worked hard, machan. Let's make our chanmi opponents listen to an unforgettable song later.
>>586171134Cant wait for the Elvis Uma
Which trainee is gonna rape you?https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Trainee_Umamusume
>>586171378See ya later virgins I'm gonna reignite a star
>>586171378sexy hag rape
>>586171378>ERPfag
>>586171358>second wind, racing staminaCan that himba even survive?
>>586171134Madhouse confirmed for making the next uma anime
>>586171378Another chudling incoming. My genes guarantee it I'm sorry, it can't be helped.
>>586171490>>586171525I got smaru too I thought the link was wrong
>>586171378Brutal gorilla rape while Kingu watches
>>586171597>hagHer eggs are dead
>>586171586You literally unironically cannot gas out on this track.
>>586171260I assume anyone not shown here is a futa?
>>586171358dis nigga frontrunning
>>586171378I'm in danger
>>586171297good choice, mostly because your ass isn't ready to deal with the level of autism both of those fuckers carry with them.
>>586171378IM GETTING TOUCHED BY AN AUNTIE
>>586171358Why does the skill list look so weird?
>>586171817>>586171865Faggots
>>586171957sex with the one on the right
>>586171957sex with the one on the left
>>586172132I agree. Sex with Finemo
>>586171954I'm on mobile and can't be bothered to use some kind of fucked up Android version of mspaint so I just got chatgpt to combine two screenshots (since the skill list was too long for one.) I can't say exactly why but I know what you mean, the result is somehow strange looking.
https://x.com/yakokuhou/status/2116185404861001812
Bed breaking sex with Daitaku Helios while I suck her tits relentlessly
>Slept 3 hours, been up for 12 already headbanging>Have stream open>Hear some random American woman say "domain expansion"
>>586171378i love latinas sonic
helios hours NOW
>>586172219just google "stitch images together" and there's an online thing that lets you just slap two images together with no hassle
>>586172246Some people are really unable to draw shortstacks properly.
>>586172372>amazon press
Gweetings
>>586171756Is this actually true?
>>586172383
>>586172490Latinas don't do that, they're more of doggy and mating presses
>>586172363>Hear some random American woman say "domain expansion"
>>586171378>troonarudolf please just give me one chance please please bro please I'll do anything
>>586172557The track is 90% downhill and everybody has a gorillion wit
>>586172479
is prepared to pass good enough
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12480240
>>586172615>domain expansion: infinite sex
>>586171378NOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA GO TO THE ISLAND
>>586172539
>>586172743you ask but you know it's not
Did guys hear that?
>>586171378I would rather die
>>586172841
>>586172841hear what
>>586172841yeah, my trainee broke my door again...
>>586172771
waheyhenlo
The Venn diagram between Umashiko police japs and yurifags/AIfags is almost a circle
>>586172745>troona poona
>>586171378
>>586173041Hello friendo
>>586172771>the sexy satono
>>586173041I can't wait to pull for this retard and probably destroy my Ramonou stash in the process
>>586173041hello
>>586171378Don't think she's dumb enough to touch Stego's property.
>>586173127>grannyNegro detected
>>586171378>Summer MaruzenskyShobon...
>>586173127
>oh I wonder what cute fanart my dacchis are linking in the thread >Follow link>Uma on top x-ray vision womb fertilizing sexI don't know what I expected
Anyone else started working on CM22?
>>586173312Been at it for 2 weeks.
finally got soundposts to workdid i miss any good ones this week
Cygenerous will give us 100 free pulls on ancestor like how they did with Riko, trust. BUT both free pulls on Ramonu and ancestor is kinda pushing it... They're still retarded how they separated ancestor 1 month into the scenario, literally what are they thinking
>>586173151>two whores and a boy
>>586173282gwo it was a booru link
BC Juvenile Fillies starting
>>586171378I will not lose!>B92 W61 H86aaaaahn~~
>>586173312done some tests but will wait for cm to be over to get it done with
Helios isn't cute or sexy and I shan't be pulling for her
>>586173282if its not in the post image its always porn
>>586171378We did this already and I got Love, now this
>>586173349
>>586173282You're making it sound like it's a bad thing when there are hundreds if not thousands worse alternatives
>>586173282if it's a linked post then it's either irl horses fucking, porn, or that one time a doto poster linked a vid of chicks getting blended to death
>>586173617Now this is good propaganda.
>>586173282at least it wasn't kumiyabe bibisi porn again
>>586173735
>>586173137>>586173175hello frens>>586173147it's actually a shame that she's not in the 2 anni selector thankfully I have 100+ tickets and I actually hope I go to 200 with some other 3* spooks
>>586173490This mare is dangerous because she knows everything about you.
>>586173426>prostitute
Emphatic from Pennsylvania wins the G1 Breeders' Cup Juvenile Fillies
Uma that could guarantee my cukoldry the safety?>>586171378>Super CreekHow fitting lmao https://umamusu.wiki/Game:Super_Creek_(Murmuring_Stream)
>>586173826as always the dutch sicken me
>>586173984Most breedable award
>>586173490>markednow do your fan runs lil nigga
>>586174027>tranny creek
>>586173490
>he still ban/filter evadinggo figure it would be the creek cuck
Uma for this feel?
what if your favorite uma caught you masturbating
>>586173980More like succubus (for me)
>>586173826What the fuck is that netherlands sauce combo
Good night friends!!
>>586169213Leftovers (forgot to take pic at restaurant)
didn't askdid NOT ask
>>586174413good night future pedophilia conviction
>>586174413umasumi!
>>586174413good night!
>>586174413have a spooky night babyfoe
>>586174324She wouldn't touch you
Suzuka's voice is so sex in SAMBA
>>586173984#5 Miss Monica tried going to the inside right out of the gate but just bumped into another filly and had to start from the very back of the pack
>>586173826>>>/d/
>>586174558>pedophilia convictionpedophilia isn't illegal bwo
>>586174427>needing sauces
>>586171378UWAAA EPI MY DESTINY IS COMING OUT
>>586174413
>>586174427
>>586174761
>>586174834Reject her
>>586174834VERY good image lmao
being a pedo is illegal only for you because you're a powerless loser
>>586171378>DoberGuess I'm safe
>>586174834lmao>>586174915she's literally all the mare scare but in a stallion, anyone who rejects her is actually gay
>>586174672https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01495328.html
>>586171378my pasa
>>586174324you could at least pretend you know the personality of the umas before making these, there are too many in the wrong category
>>586175171>safe with doberI can't believe it...A legendary Femanon...
>>586174763all of it was great without sauce but i like sauce
>>586175207HNNNGH
umanko
>>586175186 the difference here is that epipi is a MASSIVE fucking sexpest and won't ever let you be alone for more than 5 seconds. no mare could ever compare
>>586175756Biting all over Marvey's sundays
>>586171378Makes sense
>>586175756How does she run with those flopping all over
>>586175843Ugly boy
>>586176053>western artist >ugly stallion
should i try and mutate golshi for cm22...
>>586176213Gold Ship is French
YOU are ugly
>>586175843
gold ship more like fuck
>>586176334>Mile C>Dirt GDoesn't sound like a fun time
My wife would approve of this relationship
>>586176482she looks like shes about to sneeze
I shouldn't be allowed to train
>>586176334only if you really like herwould take a lot of runs to even get a cope ace
>>586176673rubytore...
>>586176581
fuck fuck sex umanko uma fuck rape armpit fuck porn sex naked umamusume fuck
>>586175838Wtf I like epi now?
>>586177009Best post today
>>586177009nobody says this
>>586176625>bisexual >Tachyon >JohnKill yourself
Ruby saw how small my weenie is and looked disappointed.That's it, I'm killing myself.
>>586176273Still my favorite halloween alt in the game.
binge ate again
>>586177092
i saw an umamusume she was sexy
Phalamommy
>>586177092Meanwhile inside Ruby's cute head:>it won't fit
>>586177092>>586177274>>586177325>she was dissapointed she couldn't ride you on the spot and have to wait until the end of her career, and then marriage to drain your balls and bear your kidsDon't kill yourself just wait
>>586177442waiting is for THE BIG GAY!
yada
>>586177541There's no act as pathetic and faggy as killing yourself
>>586177668you havent seen how i goon
>>586177668I never said anything to defend suicide faggotry tho? I only bitched about WAITING for sex being gay.
>Sun Goddess is European
>>586177442>>586177432I won't kill myself anymore.Ruby is cute.
I spent all day trying to figure out who this huge titty japanese girl was on this japanese game show and it turns out all of it was AI generatedIm officially part of the problem
pun goddess is umamusume
Nice, I won't ever have to worry about going back down to yoyo hell.
Sun Goddess from Ireland wins the G1 Breeders' Cup Juvenile Fillies Turf
Sun Goddess makes it look easy, 4th G1 win as a 2yo, AOB filly. praise the sun dess.
Sun Goddess' jockey might be a touch autistic innit
>>586178106>Biwa
any cuties
>>586178082I'm still permanently going up and down...
which do you like better pretty or derby write back
>>586178147Why? I don't see anything wrong
Im retarded and dont know if im looping correctly
uoh juvenile fillies
WaitWhy do end closers score less in TT?
>>586178235there is no correct, only "eh this is good enough i guess"
>>586178198Me, I'm 41 and balding
>>586178009part of the problem of not linking to the video of the fictional huge titty girl
>>586178235throw shit at the wall until you get a 4/4, 5/5 is when shit gets serious
>>586178235don't loop works for me
>>586178235collect whitesignore blues and pinksjust collect whitesthen you worry about the rest
>>586178297systemic racism
>>586178232my harem
>>586178297since there's npcs you're more likely to either get blocked or get cucked out of your skills that require you to be in the back of the pack.Mostly non issue, just run who you like.
Old balding men? Where?
>>586178646why is your banner at the same time as Mejiro Ramonu
>Accompanying Dober to the students dorm before curfew >Suddenly we are surrounded by a pack of mob umas>They demand a piece of "trainer" whatever that means>Dober fights them off at first succeeding, but eventually is overpowered by the pack>As a trainer I have no choice but to surrender according to my contract with Tracen>We are dragged to the gym building at night>Dober is tied to a chair and forced to watch as the pack of umas take turns raping me>I got raped by 20 umas by the time the party is busted by the dorm leader Fuji Kiseki>Dober mental never recovers after this event despite me being the one getting raped>She keeps mumbling "I should have been the first"
>>586178726Just Cause
>yurup yurup yurup yurupAmericans cannot into turfsomeone should fix that and get back at the japs and yuros
>>586178695here
>>586178175Soulless>>586178742>Azuma approved this
Breeders Cup was in Del Mar last year, its in Keeneland this yearIf that shit moves like the Super Bowl how do they decide where it ends up
>>586178742Good job anon, however your prose and vocabulary need improvement. Also it doesn't make sense for a rape victim to list exactly how many umas raped him when there were too many assailants three to five yeah sure but twenty? better to write "two dozen" or another vague number.
>>586178706Imagine the foursome nakadashi...
>>586178895Matikanes!
pedophile hours
harikitte ikou
>>586179097Thanks it is just a quick draft because I am bored at work. I can do better than this
>>586179198go back twatter libtaredyou dont belong in this world>>586179246this but with creek and dream journey
>throw away 3 runs without finish them>"all-right, time to make a fan run so i can catch-up the missed fans">mistakelly start a manual MANT career
>>586179356what did super tits do to you
Did they nerf clanking gold skill event chain or something?I rarely finish one now.
>>586179356it was not by my hand that i am once again given flesh
Coffee was too hot
>>586179356Twitter is surely not the "libs" place anymore now that idiotboy owns it
>>586179667Wrong
>>586179315>Writing NTR at workSamsung employees are among us
i fucking hate all of you
>>586180008Good morning Daiwa my beloved, let's have some early morning umapyoi
ryan LOVE
>>586179930Probably IDF too
horsepussy
>>586180047>>586180261>boyumas>>>/y/
>>586180392
Surely I don't need Head On if I have a Uma Stan Groundwork and Plancha right haha....?
>>586180497what do you think
67
Hey youYeah, youGive me drawing ideas to celebrate Helios' release
>>586169561>Kenturkey
>>586180497just downhill harder ig
>made a sprint onige for CM21>doesn't have 1500 speed>doesn't even have 1k wit>doesn't even have 1200+ powerI'm really phoning it in this time
>>586180497No uma stan no gw but early downhill mode beats gw + uma stan but no downhill mode
is global just too tuff
>>586178895
should i put nothing ventured on my pacechuds
>>586180661The world was strong
I know what to do now
>>586180581hyperfuta horsecock six-seveing her balls
Rooms?
>>586180661>nothing but try hards and know it all gaslighting each other in hope of their own victory in this GACHA MOBILE GAMBLING GAMEwhat do you think?
>>586180647I'd just start fondling her tits
>>586180647That's what we call a win-win
>>586180747>TEN FUCKING THOUSAND SKILL POINTS>that stat line
>>586180747Nobody asked V
>>586180793Single bed only
>>586180937I bet that's a lowroll too
>>586180793im done with cm21 and locked in what im bringing and havent finished parents for cm22
>>586180650and how do I achieve early downhill mode
>>586180661no. you're just too weak. take the blows. don't let the world kill you.
thoughts?
>>586181092dont shay that
>gutsI'll take it.
The goats have escaped
>>586181207Fat fuck
>>586181305bwo cm is tomorrow
>>586181382
>>586181171
>>586181382get Doto she can tell how they are feeling
drama?
>>586181110Pray to Shiraoki
>>586181305have you considered looping in ura for the scenario skills?>>586181505less than a minute left to delete your post bro
>>586181505thats a dirt loopa blindbwo.. for next cm not this one
>>586181221I don't care about most of these but I'd do terrible things to boy tachyon. don't even joke lad
UhWhen they say "those are the breaks" did that refer to whether a race horse breaks out of the gate well or not?This whole time?
>>586181790
Hughes
>>586181745probably not
when Angling and Scheming is allowed to fire on the final straight
i HATE jordan. she's a big DUMMY.
Hughes from Kentucky wins the G1 Breeders' Cup Juvenile
>>586181667Once I get enough whites and can loop with my main cards and not the skill-specific normals and I can still get an A, then maybe I'll give it a try.
>>586181990never, needs a late race corner
5 wins 0 losses, 3 G1s, as a two year old
>>5861815745 more anons quit UMADash
>>586182148jordan_cryer.pngbestie, un-say that rn....
>>586182218ban Hughes for hacking the game
why is she like this
Do they ever do anything to make support chains finish more consistently? I'm tired boss
they should make this gold skill obtainable
is it true mambodanchou is moving to /uma/club in november
>>586182148
>>586182430>aislop>tomboy
>>586181574ngggggggh i'm almost there... give me a minute...
>>586182148The biggest
>>586182515>LGdont let this uma near any of your computer monitors
>>586182430sex
>>586174909This pic makes me laugh like a retard every time I see it
>>586182451yes they did, expect global to get that feature late 2028
>>586182487no, but I will
>>586182495When did Jordan find a way to inhabit a non euclidean space
why is V spamming his JP shit here that nobody really cares about
>>586181574im quitting my club and going to a higher ranked one
>>586182430>slopdidnt askshut up with your fan canon
>>586182551>>586182969Shouldn't you be flipping burgers?
>>586182698
>>586182515>LGTHIS DUDE'S UMAS ARE BEING SURVEILLED BY SOUTH KOREA!!
>>586182817Haven't you done her career? It happens toward the end of her senior year.
>>586183098>LG TV+>Doesn't care what you watch>Only 6 colorsTalking about aging like fine milk.
>>586182925he's been doing it for days now
>>586183396>daystry years
>>586183461>try yearsyou wish V, you newfag
>>586183295She learned the power of self-fractalization... I kneel to the smartest gyaru
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12480845
>>586182925What's sad is that he's stuck in 1X when everyone is getting 2X easily.
Left one is better, correct?
Post something cute
>>586183872Gold Ship taught her 564D nail art
will I get banned if I use Hachimi for 120fps uma action on my phone
>>586184043Roy...
>>586183957Don't post such spooky images without a spoiler tag and a warning please
>>586184004NOOOOOOOOOOOOO JORDAN THAT'S NOT NAIL ART THAT'S CONCEIVING A PARADOXICAL SPACE YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT OF IT
>>586184127they've been using it on jp for years, you're gonna be fine
>>586183872is this more or less powerful than marvy's marevelous domain expansion
>no groundwork
>>586183993
So one of the newfag missions for the 3* uma ticket wants me to get "Corner Connoseuir" and I looked up what card I can use to get it and I borrowed guts Bijin and I thought I can do that while clanking fans but it won't fucking show up. Do gold skills you get for finishing card event chain not drop when clanking?
I took a napIt was good
>>586184127there's no global release
>>586184043ZRR...
>>586184381just run Oguri bwo you DID ticket Oguri, right?
>>586184381clanking does not finish card events very often, way more likely for it to finish manually
>>586184381clanker has a horrid rate of finishing chains
The patch today fixed event branch prediction (i.e. overseer is dead)This is about a year+ ahead of schedule, was fixed on JP around 4th anni
>>586184127I've been using it for months, but only on PC, so no idea what happens when you extensively use it on a phone.Last I checked they might have easier ways to double triple check shit on a phone, than on PCs, tho I doubt cyjew gives a flying fuck considering JP client mods.
>>586184575>>586184583NTA but I wish I knew that beforehand. I'm depending on way too many cards and their gold skills to come so I can take the normal one.
>>586183943I'd prefer right myself. More accel and top speed.
>>586184525I still have the selector but I'm meh about getting Oguri. Maybe because I haven't watched her anime yet so for now I was thinking of saving it to see what random shit I'll get and then thinking about picking Teio or Spe
>>586184381remember to set the skill as a preferred skill on the pre-clank screen, scroll down past the race list for it
>>586184381they finish in like 1 run out of 10, you'll have to go manual
>>586184691god I wish that was my gentle wife.
Huh? Are you allowed to name a racehorse Pikachu?? Or if you do you give a name like that to a horse with such long odds?
>>586184889Love this guy
>>586184889that's literally your wife anon
>Odds shift on the screen right as the announcers talk about themis it because of CAW or is it because of rigging (its the same thing isnt it)
>>586185081He always draws her so chill and composed, it's great.>>586185097YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>586180793maybe soon, made a second scuffed ace. just gonna clank a mile ryan so I can try out an end digitan to see what she's all about, smaru feels terrible to build without her card, so ditching the triple front idea. don't wanna debuff either soo
i walk like this
Umadachis how do I make an alt I’m kinda retarded
>>586184691>>586184889>>586185081>>586185260I wish I were 'donna
Gentildonna? More like GENTILEdonna
>>586183924hot and sexy mare
This the guy /uma/ keeps antagonizing?
>>586185449i tried building a digi end and got discouraged by how penis bad the mile cheer king parents that had the blues i wanted were. hopefully some more pop up
I love Yamamin but wow she is complete dogshit Built several for cm21 and 22 and they barely ever win any rooms, even when they are built well and have great skills+distance and track SThe 2nd place ult requirement is such a built-in glue mechanic its unreal, its like blossom if it only worked 5% of the time
>>586185802wouldn't be surprised that he's a BA tourist because he's a porn addicted retard
>>586185815this, but a partner to cosplay with.
>>586185862we told you she's for paizuri purposes only
>>586185882projecting paul
Haffner
>>586185823fuck I forgot she needs cheeru king unique, I guess building as late works. but that's the lazy option so dunnoshe's like the ONLY parent I'm missing too so I can't build anything on my own
i love my umawife but whenever i see art with gentildonna doing the evil smile thing i feel funny
>>586185815Need a bottle of rum and a bottle of pepsi. I'll buy them tomorrow
>>586185657YWNBAU
>>586185960lol feel called out V?
>>586171378You gotta be fucking shitting me
>>586186057please stay faithful please
Haffner from Kentucky wins the G1 Breeders' Cup Juvenile Turf
>>586184743Brosky Oguri Cap(peak) is legit one of the best investments for newfigs due to versatility.
>>586186216When forever young racing?
>>586171378I am genuinely fucking dead
Why are most horses 2 years old?
>>586186234time to fix end closer and fronts
>>586186289tmorrow
>>586186372learn the requirement for races
>>586186289I believe he races tomorrow 6:16 ET, but someone can correct me
>>586186372I think today is junior daytomorrow is classic and senior day
nyooooo...or good I guess she's cutenow I'm mad because why aren't there any umamusuko who could do me instead grrr
>>586186262okay but I kinda don't care and want to dickroll
>>586186167paul. I'm not your bf
>>586185657YWNBD
>>586186347Ugly stallion
>>586186049honestly ryan unique is so inconsistent for end im thinking i just make a mile parent of whatever has the most affinity to tank the doodoo shit affinity of whatever kingu i get forced to borrow
>>586186204it's not cheating if you get raped
>>586186642HAHA RAPE XD
>>586186509delusional and pathetic
uh oh melty
>>586186492>coal burner
>>586186462Golden tempo will show these old horses the new age is his
>>586186204im trying, but im still gonna pull donna..
>>586186574a couple should at least be getting put up within the next few weeks
None of my aces has sprint S, time to gamblemax
>>586171378nyo.....
>>586186772>Golden Tempo>that woke DEI trainerI want both Tempo and Forever to lose
>HAHA RAPE XD
>>586186693projecting pete
>>586186912Cygames already sabotaged Magnitude it's over
>haha I portrayed myself as a chad that means I've won
>>586187009>ignoring Sovereignty
>>586186760probably a good thing I got her then, as I'm not a mindbrokencuck about it>age gapI think this artist is personalized for me.
my cm team looks like thishttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/HV4lAtLWwAEqLZl.jpg?name=orig
>>haha I portrayed myself as a chad that means I've won
replying without quoting is tsundere behaviour
>>586187195sauce?
>>586187180>>>/r/eddit
>>586187328>>>/r/normieville
I accept your confession.
>>586187180>I'm not a mindbrokencuckso you are just a cuck then? you know she sucks a n***** dick on this one ignoring her trainer
>Forever Young is the Favorite Bullshit
>>586187195>on papernigga how do you even explain ts when people stumble upon this in your home
>>586187425then w-what are we....?
>>586187287No, it's faggot and coward behavior, like you
rotting
>>586187391https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbx8s-sMYIk
>>586187463>he's unawarelurk moar
>>586187521You should see a swedish weeb friend of mine, dude is fucking nuts about how openly he will show off his love for loli.
Helios sucks and she's ugly
Nice thread
>v and umama shitposting hours
>all this cuck and nigger talkWhere's the Teiobro screencap when you need it?
>over five inches CURVED!?
You're all fucking retarded
Surely umama isn't being let back in this week... right....???
>>586187195>wait where is the third on->oh
>r*ddit has umagrok before we dosomeone code it up
>fat bald "briti*h" screamtuberhit the honest nest lmao>>586187660Thanks!
>>586187657Why does Wooby hate her so much?
>>586187769
>>586187773
>>586187804there's enough bots in this thread already
>>586187608does he have the certified steam badge though???
>>586187650>hagNeck yourself
>>586187862She's jealous Helios has sex with her trainer while all of Ruby's quit their job or their lives
Threads were nice and comfy without those two
>>586187804>IN THIS APPI hate zoomer so fucking much lmao, absolute mental retardation.Your app supports jack and shit, your app isn't even an app, but a really expensive to run browser, that can't do anything but open the reddit website.
>>586187904isn't she called mibombo or some shit like that
>>586187935Hmmm.... no
Romantic Umamusume
>>586187590>lurk moarno need, fromt your post i can already tell its either you are the cuck or you agp as kitasan sucking black penis. so the later. nice
>>586187935
>>586187717Teiobros are unironically the best posters in these threads
>>586187943Siriusly strong!
>>586188103romantic threesome with my trainees
>>586186492you already hit the jackpot so don't go the extra mile 'mama
>CM alarm wakes me up from nap>was having a nice dream >danchou still dhaythere brows.....
>>586188029
>>586188103I wish to be romantically involved with Narita Brian
>>586187970/uma/ is always on the edge(ing) of game and goon. to grasp at comfy hours is to grasp at water, impossible to hold. you must simply learn to drink less greedily and use the times things are bad to appreciate the good times.
>>586188103https://rule34video.com/video/4684879/narita-brian-biwa-hayahide-sex-and-blowjob-umamusume/
>>586188179I scream like this when I have to brick my run digging for the sp songs
>>586187862imagine having an hyperactive retard besides you 10 hours a day when all you want is to be with your trainer (he thinks he doesn't deserves you)
>>586188159Silly thing
>>586188259shes your trainee you cant
>>586188309Ugly Cock and Balls
>>586188216dont shay that...
>>586187984guess who is at fault
>>586188368dont say that....
>>586188107good, you got it.
How do you guys not have carats? Let me guess, every uma is your oshi.
>>586187943>>586187919lmao what slop game is that?
Breeders' Cup races are done for today, tomorrow plenty of Japanese horses are racing>Lord FonsBreeders' Cup Dirt Mile (G1)>T O Elvis>American StageBreeders' Cup Sprint (G1) >LugalBreeders' Cup Mile (G1)>Deep MonsterBreeders' Cup Turf (G1)>Forever Young>T O PasswordBreeders' Cup Classic (G1)I hope you can be here to watch them, later today we should have japanese races including the G3 Fantasy Stakes, won in the past by>Sweep Tosho (2003)>Rhein Kraft (2004)>Aston Machan (2006)
>>586188514I started playing 2 months ago.....
>>586188514I have a crippling gambling addiction
>>586188514well Yeah
>>586188570>Aston MachanWho?
>>586188451You can actually.
>>586188193...
>>586187767nah this is bullshit, my dick would reach her lungs
>>586188442It's funny how the same guy who said "good artists copy, great artists steal", went on frequent melties when someone manhandled his softwareI blame him and the iphone for ruining humanity
>>586188570I'm gonna cum on that Yanko
'mammers enjoying the kita ntr and people getting mad is proof all her schizos secretly want her and feel threatened by getting rejected for someone with bigger schmeat
>>586188651This gets a pass.
>>586188660Thank you for the blessings, Azumommy.
>>586188660>dead hag
>>586188529mayjasmine
or maybe we just don't want the thread shat up by cuckfaggotry
>>586188757>her
next bread will be butter
>>586188463nice, keep having fun with your fetish I guess. rare to find an agp that is into being unloyal
>>586188839Time to tell him, see how he reacts, I suppose.>>586188868SHUT UP I WONT EAT BREAD TODAY! TODAY WAS NUGGIES DAY!YESTERDAY WAS BREAD DAY!
>>586187767I love Dober so damn much.
Do we have any tier lists worth following for this game or is everything racetrack specific?
>>586188216It would be better to have someone wake you up gently
>>586188997you and me both, friend
>>586188680this and anal
Think I have seasonal depression. Want to play Uma but my body barely even wants me to get out of bed and just wants to permanently sleep.
>>586188987you don't sneed to buy the game, you can just buy the cards and craft the badge. Also, the badge stays on the account permanently and there's no way to delete it
>>586189049It would be even better to wake up naturally, without alarm, or a person.
>>586189037The latter
>>586171378>baku rapeat least it will be over quickly... I hope she says "bakushin!" every time she slams down on my carrot
>>586189060Dober third alt next scenario. I believe.
>>586188680And I could poke behind her bellybutton with my curved one
>>586189037usually split into dirt or length specific, but ive never seen any actual tier lists. mostly a specific uma thats meta for a year or two because of pvp
>>586189037Haru Urara is the best uma in the game and they nerf her by giving her low aptitude for most races, but if you can get her aptitude to A then you are guaranteed +80% winrate in all cms
>>586189147she'll be in the rhythm of her bakushin song while singing out loud
>>586189037Lots of umas are track specific, the really big meta ones are still usually only good for a certain distance.Meta umas are also a scam in terms of potential investment vs pvp carat payout, so dont bother imo.Cards obviously is a different story, but those are aso powercrept like yearly so a pull plan would probably do you more good there.
>>586189147She'll yell that when she cumsWhich will be a lotShe's a quickshot after all
>>586189037if you're gonna metafag then metafag the cards because metafagging after umas will never be net positive unless you luckshit the uma in one tenner
>>586189306Those are too thick.
>>586189221If everyone's favorite cow wife can finally get her second alt then surely Dober can get hers too.
>>586189037Akbro you gotta use your 5% brain in this game and also gamble
>>586187717it was fake
/ourgirl/
>>586189462>she wants Chad in her original bio
Cock is tickingWill we reach 1.025 this week?
>>586189462>she prefers blacks in her original bio
>>586171378Well I am a white supremacist, so of course I get the brown one.
>>586189705>White supremacists when the moment they see a non-white kemonomimi
>>586189462why does she Tetsuzanko me in her alt?
>>586189705She's just tan
>>586189705
>>586185449 (Me)wau first clank5* stam 7* mile gud enuff
>>586189705hishiama is white, they just look like that where she's from (America)
be quiet.
>>586189590>>586189656what
>>586189656Some retard tried to make her into a gold digger. But thankfully he forced into ritual suicide for his crimes.
>>586189590>>586189656just RP as her already and try to destroy her reputation like you did with half the rest of the cast so we can move on
>>586171378https://files.catbox.moe/bbaw86.mp4
>>586190058>t.schizo
>>586189938we love G1 jobbers here
>>586189959fuck of kaite
>>586190072risky click
I need to stop hitting training when health is below 45.
>>586188667slut
Chubby Dia... eroi
>>586190256>healthnobody calls energy "health" goober
>>586190256You know what, it's a good thing this happened. I realized I didn't have my trainer ability on and this run was bunk from the get. Seeing a mood down pre-senior year is wild.
>>586190256Is there an uma in that shot? Can't see over all the doojigger, doohickey, and doodads.
>>586190272rauurauuruuu
mgu mgu
>>586190256I dont like looking at screenshots of late-stage uma scenarios, it makes my head hurt
>>586190256Seems you're lost, friend, post in the dedicated JP thread they could use some activity>>>/vg/umajp/
>>586190328thats actually a healthy weight
>>586190531how many fatties are there at tracen
>>586190223not my name but I can be whoever you want me to be bbg
>>586190531I feel like chubby traumae should have way bigger tits Like full on slampig mode
your uma isn't an earlet right?
>>586190728idk but i save every edit i see
>>586190485alien and fatass
I hate this endless loop of getting everything except S distance and getting S distance but mediocre stats
>>586190790the boys like them small and cute
>>586190406I dream of this everything as I fall asleep.
Rape
>>586190885>posting the cuck
>>586170372Why do the Umas look upset? It is Torena's special day.
Gute Nacht
>>586171378i wanted hags
>>586191019giw I was a broodmare irl~
>>586191019i want to bully her to the brink of tears followed by make-up sex
>>586191192schlaf gut
>>586191215too bad lil nigga you are getting childhood friend'd
>>586191019He's just living life, he gets to tease mares for the bull. Like the horse equivalent of a fluffer.
>>586190938Join the pace gang and you can add some spice to that loop by adding "get S distance and good stats but no head on" to the list!
>>586169561Can't even spell Keeneland
>>586190972>large forehead
When life gives you lemonsEat them
>>586191223but you just posted a stallion?
>>586191472imagine the hoovejobs....
>>586191223YWNBAU >>586191329>living the life of a cuck
>>586191472my pov
>>586191749
>>586191223Why?
>>586191657>not using pepper spray
>>586182659
>>586192097>blackwashing
>>586191981for fun? duh
>>586190189Wife nature>>586190393Energy. Stamina. Health. All the same shit in the end>>586191192Verpisse dich. Nacht!
>>586184889>>586185081>>586185657they draw her so cute and wifey...
>>586191997Do you WANT to piss her off and have her break your leg or arms/hands?
>>586184193I like this one. need more cock tower uma recreations.
>>586191215Buena is too cute for an end closer
>>586192329say HIMSAY IT
>>586191963I love the innocent and clueless Falco so much.
I'm baking a very spooky thread
next bread will be better
>>586192639it better not be the neicha ghost image...
>>586192341>implying she's above the law
>>586192536if i just had said "he" i wouldn't have got any replysuzuka_motive.png
>>586192771if you disappear then there's nobody to report the crime
THE IMAGE LIMITTTTTTTTTTT
140cm 89-56-78.jpg
>>586192964I'll take the risk
>the ugliest uma ever.pnglook at this loser
>>586192925FFFFFFFFFFUCK he played me!
posting some spicy drama next thread, if you want it better finish this one quickly
>>586193217umama is having xer first pseudo-ovulation
>>586193217i will too, chop chop nonnies finish your bread
>>586193173Daiwa needs to join the afterlife
nah im good
>^.....^>(_._.)>Hashire Hashire Ooma MosomayAlso I made an ace for the danchou cup if that's still going on.
>>586193217you forgot your curren pic sis
>>586192639baker-san? it's been 6 minutes
>>586193336it is, nov 1st>t. host
>>586193336should be sunday stillno idea the time, im assuming the honsefun dancho is gonna post room info tomorrow
>>586193429wait bump limit
749, launch the bread
>>586193557>>586193557>>586193557
I am currently playing the game and its not going well
>>586189237>>586189280fuck... that's kinda hot
