Previous: >>586169561Happy Halloween!New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/9FwDmrbvdVQ >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Gweetings
unless our 1 dacchi whos currently way below quota (45m) does 15 million in fan runs by saturdays end, then autis/uma/ will have ONE slot open this upcoming month for any dacchi who wants to join a cozy a+ club with no discord or drama to speak of. if you give me your id then i can send an invite out on the 1st as soon as reset happens see you on the track bwos
>>586193557Halloween sex party
>>586193650umabands
>>586193650
>>586193557
This is your average JP spark.
ryan LOVE
dacchis will have an open slot next month. prepare your resumes
End Uma x Trainer propaganda Kill Azuma
when is uma getting good gameplay?
>>586193746
>>586193843wrong thread retard
Is honsefun dancho here or anyone from his club? I think hosting the race within the next 1-4 hours is a good time, just remember to set the room time at 24 hours.
>>586193843>stam>2* pinkglue
How each uma would react if they caught you jerking off to their creepshots.
My resume: Despite flatlining for Kita/Satono I got 133.5 mln fans this month
Now that i think about it, American turf races at places like the BCC should be neutral ground between JP and European horses right
>>586194001not with tachyon spark raising
>>586193940
>>586193956It's provocative and interesting to see where the future of the game is headed and therefore a more interesting post in the global thread. The average JPer looks at that and says "yeah I have a dozen parents like that, so what?"
>>586194040>watch and start masturbatingfingers in their anus of course
Why there are people with no stamina in Long TT but still winning anyway? WitGods help me.
>>586194164
>>586194117Why would you use a limited time, limited charge resource to salvage an average veteran instead of perfecting a nearly perfect one?
>>586194040Fuck off
>>586194201if they're going full wit they may be getting lucky since that helps with stamina consumption
>>586194040sorry this was posted already
>completely uncalled for who the fuck asked agnes mentionjesus christ I hate this guys reddit mentions so damn much>>586194164>>586194374CURSED artist (too cute)Cease posting him at once!Gentlewife cucked me with my father by massaging his shoulders, making readers upset!
>>586194408There's a new one that can 3* blue, pink and green
>>586194374
Poor human males, they couldn't even search for food without being hunted down by ancient umamusume.
wahey
>>586193957yeah i can set the room up if now is the right time for it to start up around the actual race
>>586194040I'm a simple man, I want nothing more than Sweep to look at me in utter disgust and say "kimo....." as she wrinkles her upper lip.
>>586194562>>586194557>Cease posting him at once!never
>>586194656How did Taishin get so powerful
>>586194632It's around 8 hours before the actual race but the thread is very active during this time, I'll leave it up to you as I don't really mind it that much.
Win Marilyn has been my muse as of late
>>586194201Shorter long tracks with a bunch of downhill and recovery spam. A recovery skill is worth just as much as a velocity one in terms of TT scoring.
>>586194853Abandon her
>>586194787
>>586194853sauce?
>>586194787At least be so kind and post some of his other stuff when you're done, haven't been able to read any of his stuff in a while.
>>586194842cool. im gonna decide between my two aces and set it up in a little bit then
come to hokkomokai
>>586194747My man
>>586194962me
>>586195059>she doesn't know Ive uploaded it all to the Cloud
Mejiro Palmer :)
>>586194980
>>586194097>neutral groundEuros have an advantage when it comes to quarantine procedures and, depending on when a given year's BC is done (it changes the racetrack it's hosted on every year) either the JPs have an advantage (West Coast tracks) or Euros (Kentucky and East Coast tracks)Dubai is a much better neutral place as both have roughly the same distance to it and the same procedures
>>586195119>Yokai TeioZun...
oops >>586195119 was meant for >>586195040
>>586195145WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS OUT LOUD, FOR EVERYONE TO READ!? Now she saw it and knows you STUPID IDIOT
>>586195183go away
>>586195039Pepper spray
>>586195104I'll start to prepare myself too then
>>586195169>>586195059sorry bwo i was gonna go start some ace runs after finishing this...
>>586195294I WILL post this artist and you can't stop me
>>586194853>>586195119wow a drawanonI kneel...
>>586195371GOD.DAMNIT!
>>586195119wow this is very nice
>>586195059>suddenly trainer's dick picture>instantly sends it to her
This is a Hishi Miracle general, right? We'll all be rolling for her?
>>586195371
>>586194040Mihono handjob would unfortunately probably crush my penis
Umas for the Poland coup d'etat feels?
>>586195553yurr
>>586195553i thought about it but i realized its cheaper to use free ai models to make my current uma's fatter than to spark a banner just because im an architect
>>586195557>>586195457you can go find their stuff on the booru thoughbeit! but not TL'd afaik...>>586195553yes, i made sure of that with the 50+ image mirako pool story i dumped here a while back
>>586193557Rice is so scary.
>>586195553I don't support cucks
>>586195826
So who won the breeders cup classic? I thought it was supposed to be on the 30th?
>>586196054the cunnies raced today
What decides wether you get ignited spirit pwr or the + variant as a spark? Is it completely random? Is it a higher chance of + if you pick the golden variant?
>>586195826Used to read whatever was available on panda, was just hoping you could bless the thread by posting some of it is all. No biggie, so don't get me wrong. Good luck on your aces!>>586196103Gentle wife! And a fatty!
>>586196002I can't believe these menheras are sisters
>>586196054HaffnerSun Goddess Emerging Market
>>586196035>>586196054it's on the 31st
any clubs open? i fan farm 300mil a month
Now that the dust has settled, did Kingu's trainer deserve to get NTR'd in this doujin?
>>586196054>master1200
>>586196250>>586196268>>586193671
>V hours
I love Rice
>>586196103
>>586196002Was is torena rape allowed at Tracen? What about our rights?
>>586196416
>>586196268nyes, post your id and i'll add you to autis/uma/ on the 1st
>>586195756Digitalka jest odpowiednia na tą sytuacje
>>586196396that guy is like 98% NTR brained. waste of any artistic talent.
eventually, we'll get an uma who forces her trainer to drink her fluids
>>586196396Yes, by me
>>586196396
>>586196629Umas only like fat, ugly bastards.
>>586196585
>>586196482shes cute but every time shes been decent because of determined descent i was in an oguri slave stupor or didnt want to deal with getting her past the haruten for sprints/miles w downhills. i dont deserve to have her..
Samba?
>>586196680Kris S exist
>>586196767fin
>>586196629>artistic talenthis art is shit like his soul, the flabby fingers, skeleton bodies with bolted huge tits it's almost comical. it's funny that he started his career doing vanilla white trainer stuff and then degraded to cuck fetish, probably for the money
>>586196881U M A U M A S A M B A
oisu
>>586196735
>>586196629>waste of any artistic talent.Many. Such. Cases.
>>586197024UMA SAMBA?!
>>586196881Only Samba for Suzuka
Total handle of $53,666,793 on the 10-race Breeders Cup card at Keeneland was down 11.5% versus last year with 9.5 horses per races this year versus 10 last year. This year's figure is a 18.8% drop versus $66,109,753 in 2022 Keeneland and the lowest since 2020 Keeneland.
>>586197048/ourgirl/
>>586196735You just know a Teiobro made this post
>>586197235>9.5 horses>half a horse
>>586197048
>>586196629>>586197123>waste of artistic talent>the same "artistic" crowd who hates porn>the same that would never even hear about him if he didn't what he does>the same that never in their life invests or donates to lesser known artistsFake ass whores just admit you're jealous he makes more money than you
>>586197321kay oh beeeeeesex
Dia-chan please lay off the sweets
Which Uma would be complicit with a FFM relationship with their trainer and another Uma?
>>586197321They randomly throw horses that were cut in half into the track via cannon to spice things up
>>586197340
>>586196902does she spit in my bottle of water?
>>586197420bro just say you want black dicks inside of you, nobody will judge you
>>586196629NTR is peak thoughExcept for netorase that shit bad
I don't like Ayabe that much as a character because she's so inferior to iinchou, but she is undeniably sexy... hmm... a conundrum...
This is the True End future for King Halo and her trainer.
>>586197484all roommates
>>586196785Run her if you want to and if you can. CM isn't everything you know.
Trick or Treat
>>586196187Please help it's a matter of life and death...
>>586193843Do JP parents specialize parents like if its for medium they only buy specific medium skills or do they still buy multiple distance skills
cm21 status?
>>586196187>>586197924it's random
My trainee realized I had a twin and we would alternate between who was the trainer just to mess with her
>>586197785>Be Taishin enjoyerTaishin's roommate is Super Creek. I'm not even sure how that's go down.Especially since Taishin is too innocent for that.
>>586197780>mutt
>rice shower after the accident
>>586198042it's over nigger
>>586198063>NTR
>>586197813Trick
Would Azuma condone or condemn NTR?
https://youtu.be/M0z9qWBwK7U?t=17
>>586198131I love my gorilla daughter
I wish the auto runs were like 30 minutes or something.
>>586198429Sir, I would like to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage.
>>586197643I would give Laisu all my money.
>>586198464The goddess autos are pretty fast.
Do you remember her?
>>586198375Boo!
>>586198661
>>586198659AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>586198042why won't nishino flower give me ONE GOOD ACE RUN FUUUUUUCKKKKat least my other 2 aces are done already, my front machan is winning a surprising amount of public rooms even when she's solo fronting
>>586198653of course I remember Happy Meek, one of the cute maids
>>586198604Didn't they remove it
>>586194216
>>586197813
>>586199159extremely wholesome
>>586198042Mixed, but I'm happy to roll on some gamba.Pretty glad I got something good enough for Fuji with her 0% speed growth, hoping the greens should help her out enough. Nishino always kept having one chain never finish and I had more issue with her power than Fuji somehow. Nishino could be stronger, but just like having Nimble when I missed Head-On as a hint, I'm going to cope with this one. Taking time to get a better roll on Machan to get Sprint S and more power, but I'll settle with this Machan if I can't improve her by tomorrow.
>>586194747jew tosho?
>>586199046its the preferred clanker in JP as long as you can leave the game running.
LOVEY LOVEY LOVELY FALCOOO
>>586194923she would eat the rind, yeah
new cryer
>>586198968Flashu when she sees me horny backstage after her and falcos performance
>>586199469As expected of Flash's fanbase, they actually do manage to reply in Deutsch.
>>586198042it's finally tomorrow? i remember prepping for it a bit so it should be fine
>>586199581It can't be helped
>>586193557>>586195368The signups for the First leg of the Danchou cup are now LIVEif you are a danchud and not mutuals with the host(me) my id is 119555892789the room id is: >91841218spectators should be able to join as well. Good Luck to everyone participating!
>>586199887after
>>586194923Last time i went out eating with a friend he called me a psychopath because i ate the cheese rind off the briebut what can i sayi fuckin love cheese
>>586200028Is this not on the 1st?
>>586199887>>586200101Beautiful
>>586199887Her chest is so fat that's so hot>>586200101Her chest is so flat that's so hot
>>586200101
>>586200215It'll be the 1st JST in 24h
>>586199693>they actually do manage to reply in Deutsch.Basiert.>>586200025So wahr...
>>586200028*ahem* is the mic working?an announcement for /uma/: please spread the word to your clubs that in less than 24 hours the first race of the Dancho Cup Autumn Triple Crown- Tenno Sho Autumn will start. Track: Tokyo 2000m, left, firm, fall, sunnyroomhost ID: 119555892789room code: 91841218Lastly, at the end of the series (after Arima Kinen) there'll be a carat prize with 1st getting a 2500 carat pack, 2nd and 3rd place winners getting a daily carat pack each!!!See you there!Nov 1 7AM JSTNov 1 12AM UTCRules:1. Only join with 1 uma2. Only 1 dancho can join per club3. Be mutuals in game with the designated room host (trainer ID: 119555892789) as to keep away bad actors from the race4. Invaders can write a formal letter of request in the thread to join a race beforehand (only got Fingerdark so far)5. Have fun Point system: For now we have a linear point system where 1st gets 10, 2nd gets 9, 3rd gets 8 so on and so forth... till 10th place and beyond with a point each. That cumulatively counts with 3 races for this autumn season(Tenno Sho Autumn, Japan Cup and Arima Kinen).pastebin resource: https://pastebin.com/hK5wXJuY
>>586200337based
why does this general have so many NTR cuck addicts?
>>586200162Ain't nothing wrong with eating the rind
Can I replace leap forward with sharp steps?
is ramonu wit in 4 weeks?
>>586200340
>>586200443Too many Curren fans
>>586198042i don't care at all i'm mentally done with this game until grandmastersthe next month is gonna be clanking and pulling helios
>>586198491I have already claimed her hand and now I will shove cake into her mouth
>>586200443>currenposterProjecting Patrick...
>>586200025>>586200389
>>586200443pags and pajeets are built differently
>>586200408we are IN IT to WIN IT
>>586200578look at em go!
>>586200443Only V
>>586200578My wife and her friend
>>586200505need light hello in suzuka racewear...
>>586200676I am looking at both of them if you catch my drift
>>586200408how can you give someone a carat pack though
>>586200408I'm coming out of the shadows, but oddly enough not using Encroaching Shadow. Ha.Good luck to everyone!
>>586200408I'm leaving my club if my danchou joins this garbage
>>586200771harhar
>>586200820same way the stolen cc carat resellers dojust trust them bro
I've been pumping out nonstop 1.6/1.2/1.2k umas every run and the one time I get fast learner I get the shittiest 1.5/900/1k run
>>586200408oh shit i forgot to ask, is there a list of /vm/a clubs so i know who to let in as well
>>586200820Google Play Codes
>>586200545Curren is one of the most loyal umas tho>>586200619makes sense when you look at the world clock>>586200725read >>586200545
>>586200820you know how sis
>>586201025yeah but how does that get sent to someone, dms dont exist on uma
cygames HATES this character in particular
>>586201059danchoucord
https://youtu.be/ESbTPYqjRRE
>>586200991We already have more than 18 clubs here how are we supposed to let /vm/a join too
>>586200991Horse Game's danchou is trying to get in, but it says there's not enough runner slotsI prefer to stay anony moose.
>>586201128>>586201058im not in the danchoucord though...
>>586201143invaders were apart of the idea since the start>>586201147he should be able to get in now
>>586201225you will be if you win
>>586200991>/vma/when I say invader clubs it doesn't necessarily mean everyone outside of /uma/. There are 3 or 4 clubs that join rooms /here/ but aren't in /uma/ clubs, they're the only ones I count as invaders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0qH2IaSjEU
>>586201225that's for a reason tyler
>>586201225You are too autistic sorry
>>586200408why is an A club hosting this? shouldn't one of the A+ or /uma/club be the host?
do not open
>>586201129pretty little river. guess I'll go to tomakomai.
>>586201260Thank you for hosting/having me!To be honest, since we just have a dirt CM coming up I was lamenting not being able to run my favorite girl for a while.So the timing couldn't be better
>>586201410he's not the tournament host just the janny hosting the room you retard
>>586201260If you're gonna advertise to invaders this hard it's not an /uma/ race anymore is it? /v/ has 10 clubs, there are not enough slots for invaders
>>586201410what does rank have to do with the race theme really?
>>586201284My umas all wear full body copper systems
>>586201116next yearsling bikini alt
>>586200408>2. Only 1 dancho can join per clubYou guys have multiple danchous?
you should give priority to /uma/ clubs first
>>586201453Attacking your trainer isn't kinda nice
>>586201410Who the fuck are any of these people
>>586201275ah yea just checkini recognized the two we have so far so it tracks>>586201410I happened to have the free time + follows to host and follow everyone, not sure why the specific host matters
>>586201504why is a janny allowed to run in the danchou cup then?>>586201513I don't respect anyone below A+
>>586201501GOT ONE
>>586200408Recreate a paddock walk by showing off the umas and their builds 40m before the race. Also we can point and shame lazy umas or show our supporthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBrClmSnAzM
>>586201593honsefunbuttsweatautis/uma/
>>586201593Who the fuck is HorseGame?
>club recruits soon>tournament dramacurrensisters eating well
>>586201619retard
>>586201774One of the greatest / uma / clubs here
predict the autist tryhard danchouspredict the slacker lazy danchouspredict the no-show danchous
v and his schizo clique are gonna try to shitstir because he can't join this btw
>>586201551Some danchous have shared custody of their clubs
>>586201225no ugly umas allowed sorry
>>586200408do this >>586201639i want to have them shown offmaybe a poal to simulate bets
>>586201852okay pebble
>>586201846>autist tryhardshigh A+ clubs>slacker lazymiddling clubs>no-showautist tryhard clubs
>>586201526What does it mean, precious? What does it mean!?https://youtu.be/iBpdKkbvrko?t=76>>586201453GODFUCKINGDAMNIT NEISHA! MY RIPS HURT SO BAD NOW AAA
Is there anyone here who actually wants invaders
Are any clubs banned from the cup?
im the danchud but in not joining this race
>>586201774One of the Taishin posters
>>586202028yeah, yours
>>586201846someone will bring xog and easily win and melty will ensue
>>586201846The no shows obviously trained an uma for this race, they just got scratched before post time. Mambo's uma probably got a nose bleed...
>>586201852Uma&Co are in this race, i dont see a reason to shitstirr>>586202028nyope
>>586202019The host knows his idea is garbage but he doesn't want the race to be half empty so he needs to let randoms join
they don't make umas like this anymore
>>586202192Management experience my ass
but what if my danchou wins
>>586202168>Uma&Co are in this race, i dont see a reason to shitstirrthe minds of schizos work in mysterious ways
>>586201852Name the schizo clique. V and V and also V
>>586201915dont say that...>>586201394true but arent half of you also
>>586202019Nobody here wants this shit event to begin with
>>586201551I'm just copy-pasting the rules for the dancho/Officers cup(I swear we need a better name than this). >>586201508refer to >>586201275, fuck /vma/ and outsiders trying to getting in. But these 3-4 or so 'invader clubs' are here since the start of the year or even earlier joining rooms iirc. the ones I remember most are Fingerdark and Royaltea and maybe 2 more. >>586201639hmm idk I don't want to stream anything
autistic danchos>autis/uma/>/uma/club>mambo>brick-182not autistic>dacchis>tamalove>umadash>uma&co>honsefun>buttsweat
>>586202431Sex with this succubus
>>586201453Natie please... I can't cum anymore...
i dont have an end oguri with stan so im gonna pass
>>586202524>(I swear we need a better name than this).The Qatar /uma/ Juvenile Breeder's Derby Fill(y) Cup
>worst post you've ever seen>curren hoe picture attachedwhat causes this?
>>586202524>fuck /vma/ and outsiders>these four random ass niggas not from here are cool though
>>586202690Gooning
>>586202431V mad that no one wants to join his shit events
>>586202574No one wants this
>>586202524>hmm idk I don't want to stream anythingyou could just like, post trainee details in batches of like 2 or 3 if you dont feel like doing each uma individually
>>586202524Don't stream just make one post per uma or three umas with screenshot of their stats and skills
>>586202524rbg chuds...
>>586202775didn't he actually try to organize something but everyone told him to fuck off? lmao
mgu mgu
I have come to realise that every post with a Curren image can be [-] and nothing of value is lost
>>586202905yeppers
what a fucking cuck lmao
>>586202842Untrue
Uma that'd put me into the friendzone?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DD45wBDLNs
>>586202985I dont get it
>>586202985yikes, again? fucking retards shitstirring
>>586202524I see /vm/fags in rooms here, I've never seen this neigha
>>586202941if that ain't the truthremember to hide stubs too cutie, you shouldn't half ass your filtering
>>586203064anna should make uma porn already, she's a fraud if she doesnt
>>586203215It's the organizer's gf, please understand
>>586202985If this faggot lets him in then this tourney is dead
>>586203215forgot the pic
>>586203148>>586202017>>586201284I did not expect Jedi Music Videos (JMV) to be a thing
>>586202716rooms keep the thread alive and if you're here for a year doing it I'd say you're in invader club for the narratives is just so fun, Yanko is an invader, Japan is an invader in foreign races so I want this feature in. Just because you're not in an /uma/ club doesn't mean that you can't be frequently in /here/ right? So let's get them in too if they want, not like *I* have the list of these 3-4 clubs, it's (You), the frequent room goer know who they are. >>586202845>>586202870Alrighty then, I'll do it. Now if only danchos cooperate with an interview accompanying the highlights afterwards>>586203215The ones joining /here/ are exclusively their dancho or officer really. If you know you know.
>>586201852>>586202985ya ok lol
can't believe i have something else to do besides marathon shitty horror movies on halloween
>>586202574I wish I was getting flashed by Fuji Kiseki instead.
>>586203401I don't think that's a /v/ma club but I did see that club before on pubs
>>586203427>Now if only danchos cooperate with an interview accompanying the highlights afterwardsjust post some questions with each uma batch posted and danchos can choose to respond or not. unless you mean interviews... there...
>>586203394What's stopping the other clubs to just boycott this little shitty meeting of theirs when someone breaks the rules and they're letting it pass?
>>586203427>>586202985If you actually let this faggot join as a danchou you're a retard btw he already joined as an officer and shouldn't be allowed to join again
>>586203575It's not a /v/ma club. I've never seen him join any CM rooms here so I don't know why he's allowed to join
>>586203575That's not a /v/ma club
>>586203416Fuckers used to make fan dubs, which they build their music aroundhttps://youtu.be/WSCm8yAxBr8https://youtu.be/Lu9dUG3_KNANo idea about their other shit tho, only what I linked.There is something for every on the internet, even JMVs
>>586203671>Fell for inspect element check in game
I will join the race and there is nothing you can do about it. I'm danchou
>>586203754neck yourself
can never have any fun events in here because a select few faggots have to ruin everything and make it all about themselves
>>586203808Sorry chud, cute little race btw
I jokingly told my trainee that they're looking to ban trainers and trainees from marrying and she got almost the entirety of Tracen to join her in a protest
>>586203671Who?
85220318Sprint steaks
umasumi
>>586203556
>>586204103She's just being silly.
>>586204153She should have sex with me, that would be the silliest thing ever
>>586203427My /v/ma danchou joined CM lobbies here a few times is it ok if I tell him about the race?
>>586203575I'm a little too shy to be part of the official club group, but I do want to play.Plus I post here all the time, I'm not really a stranger.
>>586203870Stop ban evading V
Suzuka feet uuuuuhmmmmmmggggg
>>586204243wtf why didn't anyone tell me taishin was this cute
>>586204243You're fine anon. Don't let the shitposting get into you. Sometimes, it's better to be an outsider than to be in a club inside here.
>>586204243you picked a crazy time tomake a debut
>>586203921The great tracen riot of 26...
>>586204243you're good, there's a few bad actors here that try to ruin anything fun
>>586204094umasumi
>>586204094mumasumi
Ho O Shu wins 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
bros...
>>586204494>groove and special weekdouble chudspawn....
>>586204217It would be pretty silly if you came inside of her.
>>586204243You just joined in a bad time. We weren't this bad last year, and I'm honestly thinking of leaving my /uma/ club because of it.
i fucking hate all of you
>>586204680mambwo...
>>586204559Funnily enough yours got filtered because of "to to", but if you actually spell tomakomai correctly you can't post any message with it because it contains "omako"
>>586204816I hate astroturfers too
A reminder that if an individual or club plans on getting uppity please know that even if they have the room ID they can only join by being mutuals with the host. So they can never join in on the fun, so ignore those type of posts.>>586204228nyo. Surely /vma/ can host their own equivalent if they wanted to, /uma/ already has a gargantuan amount of clubs not to mention our invader clubs. I fucking hate /v/ermin sorry not sorry.
So... Kingu was the super-seed final boss competitor in the tournament only to get one-shot immediately by the Pasa who had been fumbling her way through the tournament before this point?
>>586204985The Golden gen game was an exhibition match
umamusume is information warfare game
>>586204302
teiosex
Bakushin hours.
>>586204243>another cute taishin to groomUooooh...
>>586205056OhHere i was thinking some weird upset happenedNow i wonder if that would just wake Kingu up and tryhard later and make the whole thing more 'boring'
>>586205194she is not that hugeshe is not that smartshe is not that hotshe is not that cuteshe is not that cunningshe is no
>>586204559
>>586205267but muh fan art gwo, its canon now
>>586204816I thought we were friends
>>586205267No she does have a bust on her
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=elZZpZCes48&pp=0gcJCXICo7VqN5tD
>>586205186MANY are saying this
>>586205374youre one of the good ones
>>586204930Yeah I hate V ermin too
>>586204494kinda wanna see what special groove would look like as an uma...
>>586205374I need to get mauled by umas with sharp teeth and fangs
great we have a new thread personality
>>586204930who even are you? you're not a danchou or an officer and you got a 3rd to host, weird behavior
>>586205384prove it>>586205332NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>586204243>i'm too shyThat's a tranny phrase. Fuck off and kys
>>586200408You'll have retards whining regardless of what happen because you added a carat incentive to this thing, impoverished thirdies missing out on those is far worse than directly attacking a schizophrenic's izzat. >>586202524>FingerdarkThat's my minecraft neighbor's club>Royaltea uhhhhhhh 99% sure that's a club for fans of an indonesian womanAll said, I just have to join. I need to be there not to win but because it'll piss off some autistic retard for the next couple months until he fixates onto something else.ID: 759050565479club: RAClSM
>>586204930>I fucking hate /v/ermin sorry not sorryholy based
>>586204573really silly thing to do if it was a dangerous day
/uma/ and /v/ma are the same place
Maru Mori My Best wins 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
oh yeah this danchou cup thing is getting worse by the minute, was fun while it lasted
>>586200408>*action*>avatarfaggingah so that's why he's defending his tranny buttbuddies
>>586205267didn't she figure it out?
>>586205892quite literally was never a good idea, the rules change every week and the organizer is just acting like a power hungry reddit mod
>>586205716
>>586201410eat shit V
>>586205758I'm not one of the rainbow brigade.
>>586206043USE YOUR RP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8w7Cb9C04w
>>586206043>all that TP
>>586206080but im already in retention range
>>586205981the follower only rule while also allowing invaders is the most retarded shit change of this pathetic event, guy is trying really hard to be a thread personality
>>586205892Any of these "general activities" is literally attentionwhoring. Giving these retards any crumbs is always going to spiral into the same shit you see in mmos.
MY TUMMY IS HURTING SORRY GUYS I CANT PLAY TODAY
>>586206121This brings me joy
Jigg:https://jiggie.fun/YTmiAChttps://jiggie.fun/YTmiAC
>>586206194>>586205912
>>586206043I'm going to pretend that's her perky nipple poking out
>>586206189that RP could be carats and more importantly fans
>>586205981yeah don't like the organizer, this shit and begging the /uma/club danchou for a carat prize is pathetic
>>586206189you get random gibs and also bond
>>586206071you're literally avatarfagging and typing like a tranny. eat shit
>>586205267>she is not that hugeBust size: 83, Inari one: 85Hip size: 83, Grass: 84>she is not that smart10% wit on base, 8% wit on sports alt, 5% on ballroom>she is not that hotballroom alt>she is not that cutesports alt>she is not that cunningI would say a tad bit above average>she is nonot your trainee.
>>586206189dont listen to them post yourself at full tp next
>>586206435>>586206506I dont remember that really making a dent
>>586205981It was supposed to be a "for fun" event. It used to be like that at the least. Even the first botched danchou cup was fun despite being forced through
>>586206043>Showing me her big tits just so he can show everyone that he isn't doing any runs or team races....
WHENS THE BREEDERS CUP?HOW MANY HOURS LEFT
>>586206617yeah literally a day or two ago when i put out feelers for an extension he said "for fun" verbatim.
>>586206673-6 hours
>>586206617Well now you get a "super offical" event where you have to go through a background check and only /uma/ club danchous can join unless you are discord friends with me or in my roblox guild
>>586206673SOONLIKE IN 15 HOURS OR SOMETHING GO TO SLEEP
>>586206617Because the original host was a normal guy. This retard hijacked the idea
>>586206429I'm gonna suck on her pointy bakuteats
Taiki sexoooooooooo
>>586206673I'm breeding Falco in 2 hours
>>586206561>not your trainee....She is my wife?But i dont remember the wedding...
>>586206121I hate how well this tiny clip loopsJesus fuck reminds me of the Amazing Horse and NyanCat days...>>586206561CEASE POSTING EXTRMELY GOOD FAN ART OF HERCEASE POSTING FACTS OF HER PROVING ME WRONG>not your trainee.now THAT was completely uncalled for fuck you
>Runs at a fan bonus % value where I can't make it to the junior G1s if I don't high roll the last couple fans gained for the debut.This shit's horrible.
>>586200443
Which card banner should I be saving for?
>>586207019I'm going Ramonu -> Jungle Pocket -> El Condor Pasa -> Duramente.I kind of want the Gold Ship SSR instead of Duramente because Gold Ship has SuperStan but I get it. 120 special prio on Duramente.
Rosa Verona wins 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
>>586207169you should be rolling for dia, not duramenteprio aside duramente is pretty meh
*ahem* is the mic working?
>>586206673
>>586207369No
>>586207224I play almost exclusively End Closers so I don't have any Late Surger cards to back Dia up.I hear Satono Diamond card is really good. I guess it depends on carat economy and how my pulls go.
this drama kinda blows ngl
>there hasn't been a G1 winning Narita horse since Top Road
Can you get skills with commas and slashes like (pace/long) or (pace,late) through the skill hints in the shop?
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
will her cards ever stop being dogshit
Not giving kitasan any candy so she picks me up and carries me to the rape cave
>>586207876She doesn't even have her first alt.
One of the greatest Halloween color-schemed characters ever created.
SAMBAUMA UMA SAMBASAMBA SAMBA SAMBA
>>586207876It's to instill the idea that finishing the chain is random and kinda nice when it does
happy halloween bwos
>>586208225happy halloween!
>>586208225mr creepy burger
>>586207876Considering the last card of her being released is a story card that comes out around the same time Dia wit does, and the first two events can randomly end to prevent you from getting Top Runner, lolno.
Sound Amuse wins 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
>>586208342>the little dip in the back
>>586208009>they copy pasted Yaeno Muteki three times
>>586208225hapiharo
it's called SPEAKI
>>586207918Top Pumpkin
>>586208521Biko is too fucking ugly to be compared to any of them.
friends, is it possible to defeat Kris S during the classic arima kinnen with rob roy? I'm having a hard time trying itThis is with the unity cup, which I don't know if it is easier or harder there.
>>586208557Supicryer?
>>586208009Sex with bikoBiko Pegasus
She hot
supiki
>>586208537
Meisho Samson when?Meisho Bowler when?Meisho Mambo when?
Remember the days you could use 3 spd and 3 wit...
>>586207019The big two are Ramonu wit, and Pasa speed.Everything else depends on your account, savings, and what style you want to play
>>586208820cryer
chowayoo chowayoo
soopookey
i love kneelers
>>586208820it's called a crier because it CRIES
>>586208670My support cards do suck so at most I can only get at C by that time
>>586207470in which case you shouldn't need to be rolling for duramente, especially if you have pokkethey're more than enough to tide you over until speed still
>>586209178its a humiliation ritual until you have good cards
SUPER STRONG S
How much longer until the next scenario
How does the JP version explain the name The Breeder's Cup? Do the winners get bred?
>>586209396a month or so
>>586208521SEX SEX AND SEX
hobagi
>>586209410its called the sneeder's cup in jp
>>586209396two more weeks and then two more weeks after that
>>586207470Yeah if you're going Ends you should probably pick either Pokke or Dura.You can go both if you want, if you have the resources. It's just a bit excessive
>>586209527feed and sneed...
>>586209410it's called the "Nakadashi Cup" in JP.
>5 borrows>11* sprint sparks>0 sprint proc
>>586207597
I haven't touched grand live since it has come out and wanted to ask, is it worth it? From what I heard and how it looks
Atomic Lizhi wins 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at TokyoFujita horse btw
>>586209901Try it out for 30 minutes and find out
>>586209194I've been feeling really half hearted about having Duramente on my pull plan because I agree.I figure we can only take 2 Speed and 2 Wit so I'll probably end up with...Mr. C.B. and Mejiro Ramonu WitJungle Pocket and El Condor Pasa SpeedAncestors and Super Creek or (insert wildcard card here)Having options is great but I dunno. Ancestors is probably gonna eat my borrow slot. Fortunately I have everything in house but that wildcard, especially when training 0% speed umas, still makes me yearn for another speed card.
>>586208670Yeah it's possible even as a newfag.
>>586210043>lil spooksthat is what we call nigglets in america
>>586209906secretariat spotted
>>586209901It's *slightly* less bad because we only have a sprint and mile left (training stamina is actually just awful in this scenario), but most the flaws are still there.
>>586210053cute
>>586210043shakurglowie is trick or treating?
WHEN IS MR COCK BALLLLLLLS
>>586208521I love Bamboo Memory, she has my same type of autism
adorable
>>586210085Remember that GM is both stronger training and a lower speed capPokke comes out halfway through GM so you'll know by then how you feel about itMost people will be borrowing Ancestors so don't worry too hard about missing niche cardsL'Arc is back to 3 speed but again, Dura isn't until halfway through the scenario
>>586210091>>586210145but is that the "go-to" scenario? I still play unity cup mostly.
>>586210387CUTE
>>586210043my absolutely based and casually racist wife
>I won't do anything...probably.No Stego, I actually want you to do something. Your trick would be my treat.
>>586210423And since I didn't say explicitly, almost every scenario thereafter is 2 speed because guts and power cards finally start becoming good
>>586207597>>586209816what the hell sex?>>586210050wife
>>586209574looks like futuristic gotham
Is Turbo Sprint good?
>>586210847it is
Will we get any foreign racists soon? I'm surprised the AMERICA scenario didn't come with burger umas
pool training
>>586210914Ideally never
>>586210847its a universal accel on a card that gives good sprint hints, yeah its good.
Why was there a melty about /v/ma ITT? They don't even come here.
Who's ready for No Nut November?
>>586210447Yeah I only play Unity. I beat her when I was training for Sprint so even with 280 Stam you can do it as long as you have enough Speed and Wit.
>>586210914>fo an asian street monkey even have the right to sit in the seat of a german carhe/she/it is right you kno
>>586210423Worst case scenario if L`Arc starts and I don't have a third speed card I can always pull Agnes Tachyon speed off the shelf. No big deal.That's one thing I like about this game, it always feels like even though we can clearly see years ahead, there's always something new to learn.Especially since if I do go overboard with pulls, I may not have enough carats two scenarios from now for some special card that'd give me an edge.This game is more fun than it should be in that regard. Makes you pick your brain.
Rice sex
>>586211027I only do one of those, bwo
>>586211089Rice isn't that flat
Deep Remember wins 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
>>586211027It's called No Fap November retard and I'll make sure everyone here fails
>>586211272She's being bound.
>>586211018what about corner acceleration
>>586210914You will never be Japanese so every uma here is already a foreign racist retardbro
>>586210914>I'm surprised the AMERICA scenario didn't come with burger umasCasino Drive is a burger
Matikanesquidhauser...
>>586211329Rice... unbound
>>586211302>ugly idol
>>586210447Also if you're curious, this was the deck I was using when I first got Rob Roy.
>>586211089ToT
>>586211338very gambly. it can proc on any corner so its likely to be wasted. very low priority skill.
>>586211403sometimes you gota make do
Stego cute.
>>586211027I'm gonna fap to this right now
>>586211827Bitch
>>586211713protecc rura...
>>586211783nobody masturbates to oguri
>>586212030wrong
>>586212030I have done it.
>>586211272
we are masturbating in the /uma/cord voice chat bwo why are you not here?
>>586212224obuhi is the least lewd uma in the game tho
>>586212030oguri is sexy, ngl. her love for tore is pretty good in fanarts
>>586212268Rice is not that big
>>586212416*ahem* is my mic working?
Y Y Shiny wins 4th race (2YO Debut) at Tokyo
Here is a sexy pic.
>>586212595Gross
>>586212595liar
>>586210914Bottom right girl looks cute.
>>586212595Dirt umas are nasty
>>586212595round
>>586211721>>586211771>>586211582cease
>>586212416Gooning with other men (especially UNCS like you n*ggers) is the gayest thing possible
>>586211246AN UMA CREDIT CARD!?
>>586212449i supposei have done so many oguri careers for cms (both variants) i feel nothing for her. i would call her a tool, i feel the same way looking at her as when i open my toolbox.
>>586212595gonna stick my finger in it
>>586212595who is this random cutie, OC uma?
>>586212595That's my wife...
>>586209901A full GL run takes about as long as a 1st inspiration abandon of MANT but RNG executes so many runs that it ends up being less fun. MANT had way more depth and player choice, GL's strategy boils down to see rainbow, click rainbow. Watching the good version of the concert is the only thing I actually like about GL.
no MANT did not have less rng
>>586211684cute preggo
>>586212595you look like this
>>586210914German cars have all been moving piles of shit for years.
>>586212595
>>586213225>MANT had way more player choiceI loved picking the same 5 horses that didn't instalose mile races
>>586211302Curren would say this, but everything would have a # attached.
>>586213493>*****s?
>>586213167https://www.iwara.tv/video/vHlHiBn46GHVca
>>586213493Your pink sparks, Toreina-san?
Glasses make any girl look cute.
>>586213918even Helios!
>>586210387>ryan casualanything but adorable
Gloria Laus wins 4th race (3YO+ Jump Maiden) at Kyoto
>>586213918
>>586213968I wouldn't go that far
dont openspooky inside
>>586205765*cough* I don't think.... I can win.... *cough* like last time....
>>586214113
>>586214245AAAAH WHY DIDNT I LISTEN AAAAH
In the next race a full sister to Equinox, Equatore, will be debuting
?You're like50
Post agonizingly cute umas
>>586214365lememe?
>>586214365>Taisei Remember
i havent done a career todayt dancho
>>586213918bbbbbbbbbased
>>586214548mambochou...
>>586214472>>>/cm/
>>586214330
>>586214674>cgaaaaaaay
did yanko win yet
>>586214701(you)
>>586214842wokka is a bro
>>586214693Why is it that adding glasses to a girl that normally don't wear them makes them much cuter, but removing glasses from a girl who normally wears them a crime?
>>586214842>fat>ugly>BPD
Isn't it kinda inappropriate for trainees to go to their trainers' dorms? Yeah sure the general trainer dorm location is known but how do they even know which room to go to?
I THINK IKUNO DICTUS IS CUTER WITHOUT GLASSES
>>586215076they go room by room maximising whoring money
>>586215140fuck you nigga
>>586215140I'll kill you
Ikuno is cuter without the glasses.
likuno my dictus
>>586215140based
>>586215140I AGREE! GLASSES ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A DEBUFF!
yuri game
>>586215392underpaid OL Tama...
>>586215401DIA AND KITARUNNING APART BUT ALWAYS TOGETHER
>the reason there's no granny umas is because they're forgotten by everyone
Kek why is it always Ikuno Even the japs use her for the same joke
>>586215641Time to forget Acute
>>586215492good ticketzo impression
I hate every single one of you.
>>586216061>no boyuma pic
>>586216061we know
>>586216061Love ya too big guyDont be hanging around any boats off the coast of sri lanka on or around the 4th
>>586215880w-woah... her tickezos...
>>586216168>shiwu
CM READY STATUS?>not shown>LATCH ON>IGN SPIRIT SPD>IGN SPIRIT PWR>RS STAM>inb4 NO S SPRINT XD
>>586214693sex with big tits glassed german>>586214842incredible face
shakur glowie
>>586216168>breastsdisgusting image
>>586216321no sprint s xd
>>586216321>1100 wit>no sprint Stry again
What happens if you rub an Umas ears?
>>586216223
>>586216223Do employee reshuffles in your department happen if the current pres changes like any other local gov agency just curious.
>>586216321>uncapped sneed>witlet>no sprint Scurren deserves better and you know it
>>586216573They get pregnant
>>586216613>california
>>586216573they cum
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>>586216552translate pls
>>586216816what joke made you laugh that hard, ai-chan?
>>586216913why is 6 afraid of 7?
you guys are alright
>>586216913the joke? (you)
>>586216768?
>>586216971
Equatore wins 5th race (2YO Debut) at Tokyo
>>586216971escape goats
>>586217063>>586216816
>>586216994
>>586217125rape jodan
>>586216996Congratulations, you are now a father
>>586216898>トリック・オア・トリート!>お菓子をくれないと悪戯する…でしたかしら?ふふ…>俺、今お菓子ないんだけど…どんな悪戯するつもり?へへ…>あら、悪戯をご期待ですの?面白い人…>そうね、悪戯ですもの、軽く…>デコピン、とか?>実はお菓子あります 全部差し上げます 命だけは助けてください
>>586216321I don't even care anymore Boring Paceslop CM
>>586217194Bwo your triple hesitant pace?
>>586217069>King Halo
>>586217069Hell yeah!! I wish I was recording, making her brother proud
>>586217060sexy Orfe
>>586216552s-she wouldn't...
>>586216637Not reallyJust the top level guys that work on at or around the JCS/ODNI/DIRNSA levelsUs mid to lower level dudes stay pretty untouched outside of general foreign policy changes that effect how/where/when we operateJust like most other countries i would assume
>>586217175
>>586217330Yue...
kaichou... the images... gomen ...
>>586217261me (mexican) on the left
HerSoon
>>586217475
>>586216321I have three end closers, 2 of them with S in Sprint (the other A), 1600 speed and 1200ish pow and wit.I had to raise all three of them from F in sprint so I'm happy with what I have.I'm kind of annoyed though because Inari One has 1658 speed, Winter Runner, S in Sprint and 1223 Power and Double Circle firm and you would assume she'd stomp, but no.She consistently plays second fiddle to my Taishin that just has 1600 speed and 1100 pow with 1200 wit. This game is very silly.Admire Vega is just in the middle with A Sprint but 1600 Speed 1200 pow with no gimmicks, but I feel like she only gets the spotlight when something goes wrong.Sorry Tracen Cheer enjoyersSorry Pump some Iron enjoyers7, 8, 9 belong to my end closers.
>>586217534You!!
Idolingus
I hope all of you die (in Umamusume Pretty Derby).
>>586217247That will not stop the Unga Bunga Wedding Curren with 10.0 accel
>>586217687wait umadols can wear those?
>>586217189he said translate, not transcribe
>>586217559>losing to Woke Tempo
G3 Fantasy Stakes today
None of you retards are funny stop pretending
>>586217559Yanko is fat.......?
If I don't have CB or Ruby card which do I borrow to make an end closer?I am just as fucked for late surger because I don't have Neicha or Air Groove wit
>
>>586217814Nix Luna FTW
>>586217825riveting post there, much engagement real wow
>>586217814>Seiun My Love
>>586217831Yeah, he is like 570kg right now
>>586217831Yanko is heavy
PGWGR; WALGG
>>586217853It seems like everyone & their mother has 3LB+ Mr.CB nowadays They're piggers in my book though...
>>586217814>Seiun My Loveyes she is
>>586217951>>586217963I saw images of Yanko with abs. This is a psyop by Cygames
Images>>586218102>>586218102>>586218102
>>586218038>seeing gay shit
