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MIRAKO MAKES IT TO GROUP A!
wtf happened to my pc did 4chan get hacked again???
>my trainee showed up with another man
Milf grass but she's still flat as fuck
NIHONGO WA DEKINAI
Round 2! https://youtu.be/9AD3u2dxkMQ?si=5ge1sePOpzjopsW_
Going to mating press Kitasan for a whole month for forcing me to pity her, grrrr.
>>586241538milfdom is not confined to the shape of the body
MIRAKODON'T BE PROACTIVEYOU'RE GOING TO RUIN YOUR FENG SHUI
My trainer is dogshit at gang beasts but dopes my brain by spreading her legs
>anal
>>586241576This is not kinda nice.
>>586241576El Condor Pasa isn't for anal, delete that
we need more uma oyakodon content
>>586241576>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pubes
there is a spooky skeleton on my screen.....
MIRAKO YOU RETARD
She was going so well...
>>586241581bwo google will find youyou don't need the ?si= and anything after it
MIRAKO
>winning>throws
SEEYOU RUINED YOUR FENG SHUI
When I press the inside of my tooth with my tongue it stings
>It's red what the FUCK
>>586241752I diagnose inner tooth rot
Post Eishin Flash VA
CURREN SUICIDED GRASS
>>586241783>'WEEN
>>586241576wtf? someone did r34 of the generic mob uma from the infirmary?
flash va is cute, you guys are just faggots
Jigg optionsspooky:https://jiggie.fun/8B9DutBNW:https://jiggie.fun/n1u7Kl
Flash...
Mirako with the airborne headbutt!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYpz3abAk98
Grass...
Mirako is robbing all these wins
>do nothing>winfatfucks, I kneel...
>Grass recovered from falling in the water
POOL TRAININGNOW
>does nothing>winsseems to be the winning strat ngl
>does nothing>wins
>>586241576
They fucking all jobbed to the water
>>586242058horsies can't swim, anon
BOUQUET IS GETTING TENTACLE'D
>>586242058We are all but jobbers in the making to the vast blue oceanit will consume all of us sooner or later
Bouquetdor got tentacled!
>raped by the krakenbouquet...
Flash needs to win this
>wins>immediately diesthat's my german kidnapper
>>586242142Nice one Bilbo, she ate a right hook 2s into the round
Bouquet finally won
Bouquet's fat ass KO'd Mirako!
Violence is in her blood after all
Nazis can't stop losing.
spooky
>laurel and logo double suicide
>>586242229>>>>>>>Monarchist
I can see all the incoming tentacle uma porn...
>wives are fighting
BRUTALITY!
That was brutal
>king fucking KILLED Ardan
HOLY FUCKING FAST WIN
yabe, kingu is getting in rhythm
I thought we didn't like vtubers?
My sources indicate that Cygames will announce the Ramonu/Ancestors double banner tomorrow
>>586242269and again...
what is this chef on chef violence?
ARDAN GOT GANGBANGED BY SHARKS
HOLY SHIT
HOLY FUARK, KINGU
KING WINS
Unbeatable...
Coaching players weaker than you is truly first-rate.
OH HO HO HO HO HO
FIRSTRATE
so this is the power of the superseed....
That was a sweep
SHE CAN'T BE BEAT
HOLY SHIT LAUREL YOU THREW
LAUREL NO
Laurel...
TOTAL FIRST RATE VICTORY
GANBARE RORERU— >trainACK
4-0
Can she do 5?
Pasa was kinda good at this game on her second try, I wish she got in.
penguins are slippery
KINGU NI
Ardan didn't get a single point...
K N E E L
brutal mogging...
CURSE OF BURGER
I kneel...
>the first two matches the gloves were on>both fluke wins>gloves go off>fucking 3 in a row
>>586241694
It would take a true...miracle... for king not to win A group...
Hearing the CM music out of nowhere just spiked my cortisol
>CM musicnot yet...
>>586242807Have you not realized?! This was a CM all along!
>>586242807they did the Group A/B matching system too
>>586242735If it wasn't fun to see her win some may say it's almost unfair.
PLACE YOUR BETS NEIGHA
...Bouquet...
>>586242882
>double double suicideBro, this group is kinda special
>hearing CM music triggers the same response in us what the starting gate does to racehorses
flash... bouquet... nande dayo?!?!?!
Ardan... Just win once...
>>586242882I want to believe in Miracle
>>586242882KINGU SUPREMACY
Ardan will never get a pt at this rate.
I think Ardan should stick to golf
samba samba manimichi samba uma uma samba samba samba
Flash is making a comeback
the tentacles sure do love bouquet, huh?
TWICE TENTACLED
SPRINGTIME FOR FLASHU AND GERMANY
Ardan is being toyed with by the tentacles
ARDAN GOT TENTACLE SLAMMED!
Why am I suddenly getting posts in Japanese of "women" horny posting and spamming hearts and the correction emoji? Is this a new bot wave or somethingUma musume
The takoyaki is very opinionated tonight.
>>58624288210,000 dollars on Mirako to win.
she has a mask and oxygen tank, how is this even fair
FLASH WON
>doesn't get a single win
Group B is full of shitters, huh?
gang beasts are like tommy vercetti then i guess
Sasuga Flash-san
>>586243156If a woman randomly talks to you, yes, it's a bot.
Nostalgic hearing Ura senior music.
>>586243196don't shay that....
>>586243195Doesn't matter if you are cute.
>Ardan, the winner of Mejiro group, win 0 pointsMEJIROBROS?
>>586243156Those are jeets. Stop using X formerly Twitter.
...
Logotype has such a sexy voice
GROUP A! START!
Bro, Mayano is just there to make squeaky noises every once in a while.
>>586243224Naw I just encounter their posts in the wild>>586243286But I follow many artists I like..
LETS GO KINGU
FUCKEM UP KINGU!
>>586243360yeah, it's to keep my dick interested because these finals are filled with HAGS
>tokimeki scramble
THEY BOTH WENT FLYING
FINALLY MAYANO'S SONG
>colluded to just do nothing at the beginning>they just walk off anyway
>quadruple suicidekek
YOU GOT THIS LAUREL
>>586241576ERRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUU CONDOM PUSSY!!!!!
King...
>open pakatube live>moaning sounds
>golden gen fightingcanon. competitive bitches
>Grass trying to do the do nothing, win game
>>586243661Now they're watching
>>586243589stop making everything about sex. that is a normal way for girls to play video games. i know, because it's the same voices my highschool bully made whenever she had me play with her as punishment for pissing her off
Yes, this is Burger King HaloWhat can we get for you?
now they're just watching the other two
>they are just watching
The golden gen are colluding
Grass doko?
kingu, that was brutal...
It's really hard to KO in this stage
>
BASED KINGU THROW THAT FLAT BITCH OFF THE STAGE
what the fuck is all the schizobabble in this thread
holy shit laurel
Why does Laurel sounds like she's playing Gang Beasts while having sex???
>>586243838LAUREL JUST TOSSED KINGU INTO THE FIRE
>regicide
the skeleton on the side of this site makes it feel like they're mocking the losers of this game
They're gonna gang up Laurel now
THE FERRIS WHEEL IS A TRAP! KI N GU!
Let me in there
>backu huggu
Brain damaged gress...
>>586243838friendslop uma stream, let anons have their /vt/ coded fun
grassu... the burgers are calling you home...
BACKU HUGGU
>revenge
Ei
KINGUUUUU
>eikingu chan kawaii...
THAT BACKHAND PUNT
BACK HANDHOLY FUCK
That punch
>do nothing>losenice backhand
you nerds are literally watching vtubers
Bakku hagu
dejavu
>tokimeki roreruKEK
Laurel gets another tokimeki scramble
holy fuck
I wish King Halo was real
Putting succubus on it's place
CLIMB MIRAKO
group A's kyrptonite are the trucks, huh?
>>586244072>>586243838uh oh melty, stop having fun everyone >:C
MIRAKO DIED
TREMBLE
a fucking headbutt
Mirako won by doing nothing
That was a clean headbutt
THE RETURN OF THE KING
>headbutt KOKINO
it would take a miracle...
>the other two are at match pointMirako and Grass are working together now
KINGU DAI SHORI
SHE'S GONNADO IT
TOSSED!
>King killed Laurel through the glassMirako needs a miracle now
Mirako still fucked that with the bird assist
KINGU DOMINATION
>Miss Victoria
kKINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Ms Victoriafucking perfect
>King wins lolekek>Miss Victoria jumpscare
>this was a CM all along
>ms victorialol
first rate gamer
KINO
the superseed wonit's rigged bros>Sudden Ms. Victoria My cortisol shot up
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>586241581KING OF GAMES!
>Lose at gang beasts>Forced to sing and dance at the dead body kicking liveumaliation ritual...
Kingu's dominance could bore the fans
>ms Victoria
kino
MIIIIISSSSSSVICTORIIIIIIIIAAAAAAA
>no custom screen image
Rate the Gang Beats CM
>>586244515i wouldn't get bored getting dominated by kingu
HIBIKI WATARE GAIKA YOOO
>>586241576You can't post that
>>58624454610/10
>>586244546First rate material>Kingu defends her title has king of gangbeasts>Mirako suddenly going on that winstreak >The multi-suicides>The screaming
NAKED DOGEZA RIGHT NOW WHORE
>>586241576>Still up
>>586244546Some scrambleMIRAKO DID SOMETHINGking halo defends her tittle.It was a first rate CM.
>>586244546kingu put on a kino performance, and my wife got into a good second placeprobably the best moment of my month so far
>>586244546Was fun till the gloves were off/10
don't know if you guys speak japanese but she's saying that she did it all for me
how do you even handicap such a first rate monster?
They should make a zako cup next with Mayano as the superseed
>>586244745that's the thing bwo, you can't
>>586244745she's teaching them while beating them
Howaa
>>586244546Based Kingu end closer/103 wins in a row when Laurel only needs 1 win away from victory.
in less than 13 hours the first race of the Dancho Cup Autumn Triple Crown- Tenno Sho Autumn will start. (6/18)Track: Tokyo 2000m, left, firm, fall, sunnyroomhost ID: 119555892789room code: 91841218Lastly, at the end of the series (after Arima Kinen) there'll be a carat prize with 1st getting a 2500 carat pack, 2nd and 3rd place winners getting a daily carat pack each!!!See you there!Nov 1 7AM JSTNov 1 12AM UTCRules:1. Only join with 1 uma2. Only 1 dancho can join per club3. Be mutuals in game with the designated room host (trainer ID: 119555892789) as to keep away bad actors from the race4. Invaders can write a formal letter of request in the thread to join a race beforehand5. Have fun Point system: For now we have a linear point system where 1st gets 10, 2nd gets 9, 3rd gets 8 so on and so forth... till 10th place and beyond with a point each. That cumulatively counts with 3 races for this autumn season(Tenno Sho Autumn, Japan Cup and Arima Kinen).
>>586244740I do, even though everyone's commentary felt scripted as hell it was still cute
What now?
>>586244745mercy for the weak is cruelty towards the strong
Hey, Cygames intern. You should totally arrange a Gmod hide and seek with however many umas
>>586244870This is obscene.
Ardanbros... She couldn't even get one win...
>>586244870just a little bit more...
>>586244841Tamadanchou you better win or else
>>586245031At least you have plenty more screaming sfx files of your wife
>>586241576Anal can't feel good, that looks painful as fuck, I'd never do that
>>586244841>Invaders can write a formal letter of request in the thread to join a race beforehand>point systemThis new dancho cup tries way too hard to be a fun event
>>586245206It requires preparation to feel good
>>586244870I will visit Tomankomai
>>586245206I've heard it needs a lot of lube and is mostly just whatever feeling, on top of needing a day of prep to purge anything in the colon
>>586244870Will Anna cross the line?
isn't toMANKOmai like a really lewd name for a city anyway
Dia-chan's rude chest...
happy halloween
>>586245338You don't really need a day of prep
Falco is secretly lewd af, or curren wouldn't be her best friend
>>586244841>6/18>2 people not even from /uma/Nice failed event retard
>>586245426QRD? Asking for a friend haha.
Male trainers exist only to be cucked and humiliated. Male virginity is 100% at tracen.
>>586245424It's looking to be a fine halloween this year!
>>586245451It's a woman thing to have a prude ugly bestfriend.
>>586245456AIEEEE DOXXXXXgood luck danchou
>>586245470I like the small uma.
>>586245470>>586245567now I don't care for brats but these two...
>>586245513
now you remember the random gay episode of uma s2
>>586245642Thumbnail looked like a monster energy drink LMAO
>>586245665me on the right
>>586245642final wife motion that hit my timeline
teiomacku a cute, but i shan't partake in bait
>>586244841Allow me to invade: 759050565479
>>586245465It's not a colonoscopy bwo you don't need to clean behind the bend as long as you get to it right away just scrape whatever's near the front out in the showertake lots of fiber pills so your shite is solid instead of smeared on the walls
>>586245567SEX
TORENA-SAN, SWEETSU KUDASAI
just say you want to fuck, Palmer
>>586245934it isn't about sex, retard
>>586245927Please don't suck me Laisu!
>>586244841>carat prize>let invaders inyea this will go well
>>586245960mummies don't suck
>>586245954don't be jealous anon, we will let you watch
tomakomai isn't real
>>586245934
>>586246000She's a mummy vampire...
>>586245934Succubus
can you not pass down racing spirit power/stamina in non URA scenarios? Or am I Just getting unlucky?
>>586246123I have RSS and never looped on URA. Just unlucky.
>>586244841This is retarded, having a prize is already enough to make this not for fun anymore, on top of that you're letting in """invaders""", reschedule this and remove the prize
>>586246123Those with + cannot be pass down
>>586246123you're unlucky, you only play ura until you get it on one uma then you loop it to others on any other scenario
>>586245986"invaders" is read as "regulars who are not from /uma/ clubs but are here all the time" is not like anyone can join
>>586246297how would you know that
>>586246353s-shut up nerd
>>586246353you'd need to play the game and join rooms regularly to know
>>586246159>>586246172>>586246182alright just unlucky then
>>586246123It can and it gets easier the more you have the white spark on each legacy. If you have the + version then it's omitted from the chance increase
We need more brown umas.
>>586246393>join roomsHow do I do that when the four usual roomfags snipe rooms instantly
>>586245934>>586246076i want to get covered by Palmer sloppy bites
>>586242742sick
>>586246497that's the good part, you don't need to know, only the hosts since the danchous have to be mutualshost rooms next time, if you don't recognize the club's members is because you either are one of the anons who say they don't join /uma/ rooms or you don't host any yourself
>>586246497If you host the room they can't steal your spot>>586246528I don't recall posting this
>>586246580>>586246583>host rooms next timeim too lazy to post results
>>586246496Many people are saying this
>>586246639the only people who care about the results are in the racewell, them and the hakuraku leeches
Hello Hello
>>586246496>>586246695I think and say that.
>>586246639then no reason to complain, the room host is a serial room joiner so he can tell regulars apart
Tact...
>>586246714hey hey!
I like how these guys keep reappearing
>>586246848Me with the hoodie
There will be drama tomorrow.
https://twitter.com/Nukesaku696/status/2116491669860479358
>>586246714Thanks for delivering my order. Here's the tip *unzips dick*
>>586242625I think Spe and Pasa are better than Grass. At the very least, they would cause more chaos.
>>586246775Matsuyama just hasn't been the same since Kikuka...
Happy Halloween!
>first GM CM is Xog's final death throes
CUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEE
>>586247035mamechin cute
>>586247151
What the fuck is a Mambo anyway
>>586247108Can't wait for anon's reactions when she returns from death to become a frontfag pick.
>Bombo Memory says merri kurisumasu>subs says happy holidays
>>586247217El's birdie
another million fans for mambo!
>>586247220Wait what? There's Front Xog in the future?
>>586244841>Come back after a long break>Recognise none of the danchous or the clubsGoddamn I'm a dinosaur...
>>586247035Mamechin super cute
when does the yanko breeding cup start?
Samba!
>>586247304That's her future, fronts right now are limited by SP and affinity gains but it will make sense later on.She will still be pace on her best medium tracks though.
>>586247423I'll do a deal with the devil for a chance to have Gentildonna cosplay sex
orenji
ryan LOVE
4 billion fans for Mambo
>>586247035Marriage to Mamechin.
>>586246879you always say that
>>586247520why not donna marriage?
Melbourne Cup in a few days. Which horse has the coolest name I'll put $100 on them to win. No Japanese horses this year unfortunately.
>>586247605My mortal body can only last a single night against the succubus.
i love old man dotos fluffy coat
Happy Halloween /uma/
morning
>>586247745morning!
>>586244841My danchou won't be there
>>586247745Fuck off, Taro
