Previous: >>586073169Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code / Raiders keyword: inkgen>News• Splatfest: Wizard vs Knight vs Ninja 10/30 - 11/1• Version 11.3.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Social Mediahttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJP>Map Schedules, Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
Friendly reminder to ignore all schizoposts, namedropping, and dramafaggotry.
Reminder that Fantasy who is >>586273490 is no longer the pb host going forward after all the shit he and kold have been doing for years shitting up the thread has been exposed>>583705234>>583817240We are continuing to boycott pbs, someone else has to be the host and everyone block both fantasy and kold here are their FC to block3922-1313-34272487-3129-6113
Happy splatoween
How it feels to spectate your favorite map mode combo.
>>586273704I'm very close to narrowing down who you are.
Knights use bows, right?
>>586273842Give us some hints
>>586272538That doesn’t give you the right to ignore the objective.
>>586273842Please let us know when you do.
お父さん、お誕生日おめでとうございますI’m gonna play FF8 and cry or something
you guys are way too passive
>>586273970Yeah, it's common that knights use bows. But usually in a competition setting iirc
>"just join pb no one cares how you perform"liars
oh goodyou are here
>>586273970Link does.
>>586274458What'cha gonna do about it, BITCH?
>>586274560it's just shitposting and friendly banter 90% of the time
>>586274560Good players don't
>nozzlenose shooting through hammer:0
Oh my fucking god I hate turf war
i will never ever join a pb because i bet everyone will fear getting me on their team and receiving the instant loss
>>586274515Good. Wipers are doing me no favor in handheld.
>>586274703kold aside from squinty and fantasy you're the one bitching 90% of the time, its not banter you literally whine and get mad and complain
>>586274703>complaining and whining about how other people play is totally friendly banter actually
>>586274560It's one person.
>>586275039the other half is shitposting by people not actually playing
You people take too long to get ready.
Is anyone dressing up as my veemo? Just wondering lol
>>586275201yes, someone is dressing as fat veemo
>>586275292shit, did someone have the same idea as me?
I miss salmon run :(
>>586275130why do you bitch and complain when people "take long to get ready" especially if its a costume pb people have to find the gear theyre looking for
Of course the moment I try to switch to blaster I get a 333xOf course when I get a 333x I get carbon deco and flingza rollers on my team and the other team gets gloogs, customjr, ashtri and goldtrashOf course everyone keeps dying to the goldtrashOf course the carbon roller deco is the roller who tries to paint spawn instead of fightingOf course I can't do anything because of all the torpedo and splatbomb spam I can't shoot and avoid because I can't paint.Of course Mr. Nogami wants to punish me for daring to have fun. Of course.
Guessing there aren't any free slots in the PB?
Stop ignoring beakons please.
>>586276295Its full
Spectate pls next, must walk dogSaber
>>586276503>leaves>hogs a spot anyway when there's so many people wanting to playselfish asshole
>>586276503Leave let me play
dang my r trigger just broke
I have not seen team knight a single time this entire whole time.
>>586276503This has to be ragebait
>>586276319Anon use a bomb like everybody else
Eyyyyy another rodeo enjoyer. I see the fit
>>586276725Seen them plenty of times, actually not that many mirror matches so far on my end either, I've seen them even less than team ninja.
You did it again.
Frye has genuine hackersFucking bullshit fest
Photos after this next game.
Just had a game where my teammate was standing on ledge and spamming point sensors, they went 0/6Yeah I think I'm done with splatfest
>>586277156No? You play until the end like the rest of us
>>586276989I've been getting plenty of ninja mirrors but mostly have been against wizards over and over
Fine I'm not joining pb i'll go jerk off
>>586277338>not jerking off during the pb
i usually just use my fleshlight under the table while splatting
and you're thinking of my woomy right
>>586277393I jerk off during the spectates.
Cucked friends that couldn't join the pbs, how are we coping with the fact we worked so hard on our costumes for nothing?
>>586278015haribos mixed with jager
>>586278015This >>586277338
Rigged game>tfw owe daddy corbeau too muchI hate my j*b but it sounds like I’m not missing that much in the grand scheme of things
>>586278015We don't. My woomy started crying, I spent hundreds on her costume
>>586278015F should just let the PB open a bit longer for the people who couldn't join, at least so they can show the costume.
>>586279131fuck that we're jerking off now
>>586276014What do you mean losing a 333x puts you in the losers queue Nogami
>>586279179>>586279131>All the cephs that couldn't join made a jerk off room instead
>>586278319>Fryefags are just straight up cheatingMaybe jenna has a point
>>586279620The same cheater chose big man last time and has a Marina pfp, but nice try.
LMFAO
>>586279692>The same cheater >Last splatfest was months agoI fucking hate nintendo
GGs pb
If my gameplay ever looks weird to you guys, just know on my screen you're all teleporting everywhere. Impossible to enjoy this shit fucking game
>>586279984It's an alt, but the cheats are the exact same so it's pretty much the same person including taking away your ability to report him.
>>586276781When I open the map I see people swim past beakons directly next to them.
>>586280036 GGs
GGs pb, switch 2 had a stroke, gonna take that as a sign
>>586280115The twitter posts also shows inksight doesn't detect it as cheating. If that doesn't count as cheating I'm just going to assume anyone at a higher level is cheating at this point and is just hiding it better.
>>586278015My costume sucked anyway it's fine
>>586278015I was gonna dress as putz12 but I couldn't find the fit he commonly uses for his yebby
>>586280592Ggs
>>586278015seems like someone had the same idea as me anyway, i'm not too bothered.
>>586278015I'm unironically a bit bummed because I thought about it for a while but that's life
Not usually one to complain during PBs but I had 7 clams next to the basket spamming this way when they were pressuring us. All that needed to be done was grab one clam and jump to me, forcing them to retreat
>>586280907I played with him last week. or this week?the past week. random /ink/er encounter in turf.And no, I don't remember how they were dressed.but anytime I run into an inker in the wild, I wish I could do finger guns with my ceph.
This certainly is pretty weird.
GG pb crashed at last
>>586278319>>586279620>>586279692https://goyimx.com/Sey_spl/status/2116450880618954962>One of the clips someone posted shows he has a gold x badge
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://h.uguu.cZGnNwVg.flac
>>586282157:(
>>586282157GGs, thanks for hosting.
GGs PBwiper + handheld is a poor combo.
>>586282254AWOOOMY. Artist?
>>586282314Jinkoika.
Inking in a squid boy's butt
>>586282157>site cant be reached fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>586281408thank you for choosing to continue to support NSO, so we can bring you a quality gaming experience for casual and competitive play>raughs in nihongo
You selfish wooms that didn't leave at the hour better have fire costumes
gege I meant poking other cephs with my pencil like you're a plague doctor with your stick sticking away ill patients but idk this game's pretty lacking on ceph animation diversity, you have just booyah and this way and nothing else.>>586282157>>586282453Your url seems lacking on formatting? Try copy-pasting again off your address bar again and double check.
>>586282524wwwwww
>>586282905youre so fucking obnoxious and annoying try killing yourself again hope this time works
>>586282107Very likely hacked in, badges are the easiest thing to flag inToo bad splat.top shut down, we could've tracked the guy's user and verified it
You're not a Witch slut, right?
shiver's gonna have no splatfest wins this year and you're laughing.
>>586282157GG, Thanks for hosting!
>>586283185It's so disappointing the next game is going to have the same issues because some vibecoder cracked the switch 2
>>586283583lol no, the switch 1 is cracked wide open and easy to hackswitch 2 is extremely limited for people to get in, not a lot of people got it hacked in time and we dont even know if they'll be able to get to future software.
>>586282653At least one of my costumes has to be somewhat passable.
>>586282157Is something wrong with the link? I can't reach
>>586283162*hugs you*
If i was allowed in the pb I would have left at the hour because I'm a good person
>>586284092cuck lol
>>586284092>because I'm a good personcan I get a source on this?
>>586284092Decent fucking human being
I did ask for early pics.
>>586284286Fuck I missed the quote
Next pb should have no gimmick
next pb should be in raiders, that cohock room to be specific
>>586257638been 5 hours when are you drawing my beeb
>>586284880I'd unironically be up for it
remember to get your splatoween icon elements for participating in the Splatfest
I think I hate Splatfest now.
>>586285359kill yourself koldschizo
>>586285423ah. your first splatfest?
School pb is still the best one
>>586285526Nope. But being put into a losers queue after losing a 333x has killed my love for (playing) it.
>>586285695How would the /ink/ schoolcephs act at a splatoween party? What would they dress up as?
>>586285907damn Splat1's lighting was so ass
having to watch the entire splatcast every time the game is restarted is solely to discourage ragequitters, what else could be the point
I DONT WANT 48 HOUR TURD FART
>the cucKold mormon and gurkan the pajeet obsessed with filthy pigeons are still dragging on the high school erp where they pretend to be underage girls as grown mensomeone alert kiwifarms and the sharty
>>586285981 that's a good question i got some ideas, I'll post my ideas later and hopefully the og anons reply before i do
>>586286670You've lost your sense of joy and fun. Take some time off and reflect
I like turf just as much as i like open, I just like playing splatoon
>>586285981>>586286801can you draw popular beeb kissing sporty woomy in a locker
>>586273409why is he such a freak
>>586287592I don't like octos so no
>>586287652This was my woomy's costume but you didn't let her in the pb
>>586280907Yeah because larping as a manchild is fun right? Way too much sub saver on this build
>>586287652wait til you see the freaks who paid him for that
>>586286724xD
>>586188916Experimented a bit with trying to do Frye's face >>586267772 but couldn't quite find a pattern that made it look good. Ended up going with the golden egg since it was a bit easierGGs PB, and Happy Splatoween!
None of you actually want this general to improve.
>>586288464How would you improve it?
>>586288464I do post Frye every now and then.
>>586288438>rotates incorrectlyI hate it when phone pictures do this shit
>>586288769I don't know, maybe not giving schizos the attention they so desperately crave?
>>586288464I made multiple efforts but they fell on dead ears.
>>586288464Improving the general means getting rid of what makes it cancer: the avatarfagging circlejerking and the people who engage in it so kold, fantasy, gurkan, broybit, snakehands, panic, happy sky, luma, chinese name wiper shitterthey'll never leave until someone deals with them like their dox getting exposed or something
>>586288837Good pumpkins
>>586288837You live like Chrischan.
>Woomy>Threads improve tenfolds
>>586288464if you pm me the invite to the cliquecord i'll stop using this raped corpse of a site
>>586289319Post your @ I'll add you asap
>>586288990That would be a nuclear holocaust, it would finally put a lot of people in their place.
I'm scared 4chan will someday die for real and I won't be avbe to play with /ink/ anymore you guys are my only friends
>>586289130Correction: my dad is a hoarder and I've only recently gotten him to admit that>inb4 lives with parentsTemporarily staying with him as gf and I are in between moving
>>586289468@goodwoomyenjoyer123
>>586285981>PopularProvided most of the candy, thanks to her dad. Dressed up in a witch costume of ridiculously high quality.>MysteriousHelped out with the haunted hallway. Swapped out the fox mask for the creepy Inkling one.>Class ClownConstantly trying to scare everyone. Looked for the scariest looking costume she could find.>PushoverGetting dared to go into the darkest corners of the building. Wore something really cutesy, got bullied for it.>SportyHosting a few fun party games. Dressed up like a zombie.>DelinquentUnable to go due to poor grades. Would've dressed up as a biker.>NerdDecided he'd stay home and focus on studying.>QuietRunning the snack store with Loud. They wear matching cat costumes.>WeebSearching the school for ghosts. Dressed up as her favorite mystery anime protagonist.>Mean GirlSpreading spooky rumors to get Weeb to leave her alone. Uncharacteristically dressed up as an angel.>JockHelping Sporty with the party games. Also dressed like a zombie.>Scaredy CatStayed home. Splatoween is her least favorite holiday...>LoudSee Quiet.>LeaderMaking sure nobody cheats at the games. Dressed like a devil.
>>586289934THE goodwoomyenjoyer123?!HOLY-
>>586289934>user doesn't exist :(
>>586288990Can you at least tell me what i did before you threaten to doxx me?
>>586282453>>586282905>>586283771Fixed.https://h.uguu.se/cZGnNwVg.flac
>>586290351you didn't do anything, ignore the mindbroken schizo
>>586290175Really good stuff I like this a lot>They wear matching cat costumes.Cute
I think the wavebreaker should have so much health it wouldn't be worth trying to destroy it.
>>586290175I would imagine that Mean Girl's dad forced her to bring her squib younger sister with her to assure she wouldn't get into any trouble. Mean is constantly trying to torment her by saying how scary it's going to be and that you're going to want to go home and tell dad how bringing her was a bad idea.Mean constantly tries to ditch her amidst the chaos of the party but can't quite shake her since she's holding onto her angle wing. Suddenly, Clown jumps out and scares the two of them. Younger sister starts crying, but instead of laughing, Clown quickly takes off her spooky mask and kneels down to try and comfort her. Initially she keeps hiding behind mean, but is eventually coaxed out by Clown offering her some of her candy.Mean offers to have her younger sister stick with Clown for the remainder of the party, and Clown happily obliges, entertaining her and including her in all the games they play in some way, even allowing her to play in Clown's place.
>>586291163Good woomy.
>>586291163Ding dang pickles, that’s awesome.
>>586290175I like to think pushover and Mean have somewhat similiar costumes but people don't want to make fun of her
>>586282429
>>586291335That's really cute, I never even thought about any of them having siblings.>>586291402The double standards are real.
>>586291163the floppy ears are so good............
>>586290175>snack storeI wonder if Loud is the one that convinced Quiet into matching? Especially in a cat costume. I'd expect Quiet to be a bit embarassed but enjoying how cute it looks while Loud proudly showcases her (bad) Judd immitations that can be heard all around the party
>>586290175>nerd stayed to studyAww... least have some have some bit of fun. He's gonna burn out if he keeps like this.
>>586292291Yes, she told Quiet about the idea a couple days before the party and just couldn't say no.
Woomies are so good they make me play a game I’m beyond burnt out from
>>586292016
>>586290175>>586291335I wish you people had this same passion for salmon and open. :(
>>586292772This woomy is dangerously powerfulraiders animations are so expressive, it's so good
>>586291163>>586292772Holy shit raiders anims are out??
>>586293195yeah, the raiders romfs got dumped and hoian supports it now
>>586293195https://gamebanana.com/mods/734670 for sp3 cephs
>>586292772>>586291163I never noticed the ear movements when playing Raiders. It kinda looks weird when they never moved for the past 10 years.
>>586290175>>586291163>>586292772>>586293437>spam>off-topic>avatar use
>>586293481I guess they weren't going to spend the resources on such a detail back in the Switch 1 days, but since those "ears" are actually fins that resemble ears it makes sense they'd emote
>>586294285*rapes you*
>>586293481frye's ears have always been wobbly which made her mega moe, i think in spl2 i also recall marie's ear having physics in the opening of hero mode but not surepremade animations for cutscenes get away with more
>>586294285Okay fine. Let’s do all the things that you wanna do. What’s been the situation with the Spookyfest? Haven’t been seeing any float pictures, what’s going on Team Wizard?
>>586293437>Slight ear movementI shouldn't be surpised but they work will with sp3 hairstyles. Also it looks like the mouth has a slight grin to it
>>586294797wow turf war so fun
>>586294797So encouraging avatar use by posting screenshots, got it
>talk about the game!!!>ugh no the game is so booringgwhat the fuck do you guys want.
>>586296281free art
Anyone for some Salmon at rotation?
Did a quick image trying out the raiderrs anims since it's out. There's lot of good stuff, I've got some ideas for school cephs
>>586297387Two sideflops and one floplet woomy are almost as good as one woomy with floppers.
>>586296281we want wwomy
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>586295264I'm sorry you're too traumatized by someone's woomy kissing your ceph to look at other cephs now because of cuteness overload. There there.
>>586297387Cute
>>586297387certified good woomies
>>586297387Do more
>>586297387Cute couple and their third wheel best friend
>>586297923Get over yourself neckbeard doucheYou lost
>>586297387No promises but feel free to drop ideas btw, I'll have some free time next week and I want to get better at making pictures
>>586298938Can you do this in hoian?
switch 2 has been jailbroken and the guy who did it put a bunch of sonic characters into mario kartsothat means
>>586299102It's a frye anim so it doesn't work on cephs sadly, but I can give you this there's a cute butt jiggle
>>586299415we hate mario kart herea game that's not just entirely worthless but whose existence is actively detrimental to gaming as a whole
>>586299415You can mod naked woomies in Raiders
>>586299715woomy anal...
fantasy can you hurry with pb pic i need to commission dozomizu to draw my beeb ina slutty halloween costume
>>586299715Asking for it
>>586300019kill yourself koldschizo
>>586290175>>586297387Loud x Quiet OTP
>>586298938The cute couples (Quiet/Loud, Popular/Sporty, Mysterious/Scaredy, Delinquent/Nerd) on a date together at Robo ROM-en.
>>586297226Yeah
>>586300643Oh I like this, you could have a collage of each couple on different spots of the map doing some random stuff
>>586297226room?
ninja never quit.
>>586300719>>586301692Going up
>>586298938Class photo
>>586301920SR 3/4
>>586291163that's adorable, thanks
>>586302140Knock.
i love it when my team gets dominated all match and we turn it around and win in the last 30s or we win just because the super pro team was too pro to turf their own spawn
Who wants to see my stupid chud son Mr. Grizz lose track of his only brain cellhttps://files.catbox.moe/r4wws1.mp4
>>586302443Opening
>>586302742Cute kot.
>>586302742I can hear your real voice under your fake tranny voice.
>>586303268How does someone being trans affect your daily life
>>586291163>>586292772>>586293437Good woomies
>>586302742Pick up the Kroger receipt on the ground
Can someone do this >>586285695 but with the /ink/ers who are harassed /blacklisted from the cancer clique to counter them? Nono, Ballin, Brostar, SneakySnake, Noble, Ankat, Booyahboy, Urchincel, etc.
>>586304314
>>586304314Do it yourself?
>>586304314>the rival school
>>586303556My bestie is trans and autistic
>>586304314We don’t harass etc. They are a respectable member of our community.
>>586305080didnt have to state the autistic part
They did the Monster Mash
It wasn't very well executed in fact it was quite silly
Are you guys going trick or treating?
I am quite fond of the school au autism
GG's Slammers
GGs
GGs fisk.
>>586306214SUCK MY FUCKIN ASS YOU COD DAMN STUTTERING PARROTFISHFUCK OFF
>>586306214Yup, free candy.
>>586306214I'm in my late 20s
>>586306214We don't do it in my country
>>586306948>>586307061>>586307135GGs festive fishers!
All quiet on the woomyfront...
Just realized I haven't fished in over a month, I don't know how this keeps happening
>>586306214No? I'm a grown ass man. With no kids. Neighborhood probably only has like 20 kids of trick-or-treating age. I leave a candybowl out, and they don't soap my car windows. That's been the agreement.
>>586306214Nah, my neighborhood is too scary to be trick or treating at night. No lights
>object shredder zooka spammerNigger.
>>586306214I might end up in some dumb stream like last night idk
This is (You) team wizard
>>586306214off topic spam incitement. kill yourself.
cool. same lag, same cheatersgay festival, FLAR queueI love it
>>586309745This is probably the least fun I've had on splatfest and all I wanted to do was get sea snails
>>586306214Yes I'm a grown ass man with kids
>>586310225post woomy
>>586310293No
>>586306214ARE YOU GOING COCKSUCKING?ARE YOU GOING COCKSUCKING?ARE YOU GOING COCKSUCKING?
>>586310598Bad yeb
>>586310598GOOD yeb
>>586310698redundant>>586310797oxymoron
>bad yebby the nail that sticks out>good woomythe conformist, non free thinking
>>586310598Let's see the body cam before we jump to conclusions on the yebby
>>586310598What's wrong with that? My woomy loves doing this everyday
>>586310598damn shes neutering that yeb
kinghts are GAYwizards RULE
>>586312259I don't care who wins as long as Ninjafags lose, it should've been pirates
>>586312259im gonna put a smell on youi mean spell
>news say tricolor on mincemeat and scorch>it's triforce stagewut
>>586312259KNIGHTGODS REPORTING INI SHALL FLATTENS THOSE PUNY MAGICIAN AND COWARDLY NINJAS WITH MY DIVINE WHITE SWORD
>>586312613scorch gorge is the triforce stage
>>586312613Because Scorch Tricolor IS the Zeldafest stage
>>586312259Good work Joey
>>586312698>>586312717oh...
>>586312259Rigged by riggers and hacking
>>586312695Based rollerbro
>>>586312259Kek what the fuck, is that one hacket actually affecting the stats
>>586312453https://x.com/customwellv/status/2066414062963929122/video/1?s=46But ninjala is cool af It’s so cool it’s getting a sequel.
Based hacker making sure we get new dialogues
You just robbed Shiver of a 2026 win, fuck you.
>>586313585>Game that is gayer-looking than SplatoonBig feat
>>586312453pirates only work if ninja are in it tooninja vs pirates...it's a tale as old as time!
>>586313653She already won enough many times.
>>586313734In the last two years she has won only once
can't I just report all japanese named players for cheating under the reason that they're known to be sneaky and use underhanded tactics because if they lose they have to kill themselves?
idk about you but I'm doing it for them.
>>586313684Splatoon crawled so Ninjala could walk
>>586313684I like big feet
Sounds to me like some people just chose the team with the best /ink/ members’ name.
>>586314201I just picked what the clique told me to
>>586314201which is...?
Anyways if you bring Charger to TW and don't contribute whatsoever you should have your wrists permanently snapped
>>586312613Now I wish we'd get the Dustbowl too, I miss it
>No Frieren art for Wizardand I thought it was a normalfag anime:(
thats enough tricolor for a fest
>>586316738wizardbro, i...
I'm starting to think we could do without Pro next game if they don't create a weapon matchmaking system exclusive to it with inking as its main focus
>>586316495sorry, the meme wizard of the year is malfoid
>>586317580I've seen... what's her namethe one that only casts explosion and then gets tired. from konosubaI actually enjoyed Frieren. Overrated, yeah kind of. But still good.lots of wizard posts in the plaza, I don't think Shiver is getting the win though...
>>586318408Why are you typing like you're talking in real life?
Someo post that woomy pic where shes in the rain, mouth agape and her flops flopping in the wind.
funny number
knightgods, send in the claude hackers.
>>586318760I dunno, a combination of eye dialect and leaving my thoughts in type without editing out my train of thought. I guess that's more 'how' and not why.A personality quirk, I guess. no bully
>>586318920
That'll be it for me, GGs A!
>>586316738Just grab the ultra signalez
>>586320465
defense-biased maps woooooo
did you finish those errands?
>>586320259Thanks anon.
>>586321307>>586320465GGs F. Glad to play TC together again.
>>586322473Also fuck this website's captcha holy shit.
Would anyone like to play at the hour?
>>586323814We need to know what team you’re on…
>>586323974Witching hour. My bad.
>>586323814I can play for a bit before dinner.
>>586323341You're supposed to trade Callie your entire night's haul of candy you IDIOT
Witch room at 3/4
>comm errorThanks Nogami.
>>586325526Opening up
I didn't think I ate that much candy...
Oh hey, a hackerthey do exist
Unfortunately for hackers, they are NOT immune to getting blobbed>RCN7-TDUF-DWMD-BU07replay if you wanna watch the shenanigans yourself
PP comm error?
I think this has been the worst splatfest for me lads. I'm just tired of losing from nothing other than bad lag. It's probably my own connection, but I find it strange that it's nearly unplayable during splatfests, and more or less fine every other time. still, I won't bitch anymore about it.GGs everyone, make sure to wash your Tee when you're done. Grab your Online Icons however you do that, if you're so inclined, and take breaks if the game starts to get to you.
>>586327904p2p gameyou're at the mercy of timmy on mcdonalds wifi
GGs ST, takeout is here.
>>586329230GGs, B. Appreciate you joining. Enjoy your dinner.
>>586329230can you hurry with the pb pic
>>586314201I am team wizard in spirit >>586322763
I went out to the bar and cried my eyes out cause nobody esants my uglu ass woomy woomy woioimy
I should cut myelf again as a joke
Genuinely stop posting pictures of yourself in here
>>586331008Post your woomy. I need to increase the woomy folder to draw
My woomy didn't go trick or treating. She went to the fried food stalls in Splatsville instead.
>>586331884What did she get anon
>>586331565she is too uglu tobe posuted
>>586331367I’m in costume…
>>586331279Don't
/ink/ is not your therapist.
yeah thastäs why I have a rea therapost
>>586331958A couple dumplings, a bowl of fried rice, some soup I don't recognize and a soda from the convenience store. She says she'll hit the gym harder this week to make up for it.
>>586332010Please anon...
GGs again.https://files.catbox.moe/ixxuzc.png
>>586333249GGs. I appreciate you hosting
>>586333229stop giving me attenttion have you learned northing
>>586333381I will give you the attention until you post your damn good woomy
wood gluemy
>>586333549sorry my woomy is very bad and rotten....... stop
Bad woomy (good).
my yebby is just alright
Where is she going
>>586334512sex
yall a bunch a splooners
I think someone forgot to turn on the flar machine for tri-color
>>586334160You come right back here so I can see your woomy. The woomies are pure no matter how much you say they are bad or rotten. NOW POST THE WOOMY
Joey please for the love of god shut the fuck up and stop shutting up the thread with your spam.Your clips are not impressive and no one cares about you. The only solice is going to be when you leave with all the other tourists.You're genuinely worse than nono
>>586335076no I sleep now
>>586335973I put this on my tentacles, I will get a picture of your woomy
>>586336375weirdo
>st/ink/er unfriended me...what did I do wrong?
>>586336996Your woomy ST/INK/S!
>>586336996GGs that was me.
>>586336996If it's me I unfriended all inkers again cause I don't deserve to be on anyone's friend list.
>>586336464Do it, anon. I need to witness
>Randos are consistently dead weight>Non-stop mirrors>Not a single proper bonus match, only Conch Clashes>Had to face the Fryefag hacker>Probably won't get a 100x by the end of this SplatfestWish we had the old point system because Wizards deserves to lose with 0pWhat an awful team
>>586336996you haven't played in 4 years
>>586330918Yikes, learn better camera angles and get quality sleep
>>586330918ERP posts are more on topic than this
>>586337847This splatfest is especially bad for shiver. Knew I should've stuck with bigman
>>586339542Cute
explaining woomies to Americans:alright so imagine a burger
>>586340063Hmm. I get it.
>>586330918why do you look 40? are you 40?
>>586344359Anon, you can't just ask that to a foid
>>586344441foid? my b I thought they were a troon or smt
>>586336996i purged my inker friendslist a couple times. i just dont see the value in having a friendslist full of people i never talk to or play with
>>586344513I’m cis but gay for woomy >>586338810r blocked me can’t erp proper
>>586333249I see you C, that's cute
>>586332954callie is my therapy
the allegedly ugly and bad woomy did not get postedcurious
After dumping 4k hours into the game, I still haven't found out any good strategies for turd war except for hauling ass straight for the enemy base or outright spawncamping the entire match.Which fucking sucks.Is there some esoteric bullshit that I'm missing or is this gamemode really that hopelessly ass?
any knights wanna tricolor at rotation?
>>586357042many turf war teams don't have good anchorssupport the advancing cephs, prevent flanks, provide good jump spots, work out a plan for the final pushbut you have far more hours than me so maybe I'm wrong
>>586356587because she's too bad and ugly to be posted
>>586357640From my experience, TW always devolves into a bullshit variant of team deathmatch with none of these things even mattering, due to lack of communication in the game and basically non-existent teamplay from randoms.It's kill or be killed, or camp or be camped, nothing in between.
>>586357042psstrespawn punisher is the best ability for turfing with timmiesthey gotta learn to fear you, or they don't deserve their specials, and popping specials in the last 30 seconds is what wins turd war
>>586357042When it comes to splatfest based turf war it's an even bigger dice roll than ranked when it comes to the teammates you get
>>586357042Try playing a weapon with super chump and dumping it into the opposing enemies spawn with 11ish seconds remaining so that you get the full ink coverage.
>>586360762This exactly what I've been describing before - going straight for the enemy base. It's effective, but it's ass.
>>586361012I'd say you should NEVER EVER go for the enemy base before 20 seconds. You don't want the enemy team to know you're a base rusher.
>>586354262i also had a 2nd fit but i played only for 2 games
>>586361094But you could be the type of rusher who has the entire enemy team trying to splat you but they are pathetic.
>>586361368My matchmaking isn't that good. I faced so many silver and gold x-rank Ninja pickers it was ridiculous.
>>586361094This is what works most consistently.I'm inking their base the entire match, they are wasting time on multiple wild goose chases, which creates opportunities for my team to do their job and then it either makes the enemy team unable to go past mid, or it outright turns into a spawncamping steamroll.
>>586359903This is a genuinely cool idea. I will try it soon.
Knights are just too powerful wtf
i got put with a fresh install and the enemy had fucking 52 gal this game is shit
>>586363376We got the best vibecoders.
claude hack the enemy's switches and strip all their cephs naked
Game's so dead two hackers can disrupt an entire event.
>>586365002The end result of this is going to be crazy.
If it means Knight wins and we get new dialogues I'm fine with it
>>586365691Thats if the devs don't delay the results to remove the hacker wins.
>>586366035It's all automated they won't
>Playing tricolor>Raping the defending team >Let the other attackers get one rocket>30 seconds left the other attacking team rush our base >Forced to defend ourselves as the defending team just take the mid back and win
https://x.com/yo_4015/status/2116777039885951362lmao
Any knights want to play? either open or tri
>>586369629I'm up for tri
>>586369886openin
>>586350176post feet
>>586369387Looks like he got banned.
Sniffing Marie's sweaty underboob
>>586370874he got banned multiple times he just comes back.
I love how the other attackers only become sentient in the last 30 seconds, so fun
>>586371591The last 30 seconds are literally the only seconds that matter in turf war. I sure fucking hope we get an objective based mode for splatfests, I'd even take existing ranked modes at this point over something original. Cause it'd be better than nothing.
Very GGs L,
>>586372624Ggggs we did really good
>>586372662Those some gud wommies.
>>586371240You also cannot report him if you come across him, he has hacked his console so doing so gives you a comm error and the report doesn't go throughMultiple PvP Switch 1 games are having this issue recently, it's happened in MK8DX and Crossworlds too
I hate youyou know who you are
>>586373812Yeah, me.
I love youyou know who you are
shut up i know it
>>586373967Thanks
>>586372662:>
>>586372662feeet
One day, my woomy will show feet. Today is not that day.
anyKnight wants to do some tri-color?
Oooh i get it there's teh zelda map because knight is like Link
>>586377625Zelda vs Link vs Sheik
i won a 100x can frye call me a good boy now
>>586379123>not a x333Go back to work
wizard room 2/4
>>586379293Knock
>>586379293Fuuuuuck I knew I should've used the Shellout Machine inside the room, I had a lot of capsules
>>586376839Still up?
>>586379963yes, room up
sorry anon the room filled :( 4/4
crap I was in and now every room's full. Oh well :(
open knight room at rotation? I like the maps
GG G
GGs.
Ggs wizards.Anyone want to keep going into tricolor?
havent played in 3ish years, what did i miss? whats happening right now? whats currently meta right now? whats raiders like and is it worth buying?
>>586382650Frye.
>>586382650No one who asks questions like this actually cares. If you did, you would play it for yourself.
>>586376830Can it be tomorrow
>>586382650Yes Raiders is worth it.
We WILL get new dialogue no matter what.
>>586385753
>>586383419Maybe, I'll ask her.
we didn't even have a hacker on our team
>>586357042Turf war works best when you play with a team where everyone understands their roles. If you can actually build a team with 3 other people, you'll start to get the consistency you're looking for.When you play with randos, you have to look at the beginning what weapons your team has, and assume they'll play the way the weapon wants to be played. in other words, the charger won't be in the frontline, and the shooter won't still be back at base painting. Also, nobody wants to play anchor because it's boring, yet it's a crucial role in a team without beakons, and a lot of the time the charger ends up being defacto anchor, if the team is lucky enough to have one.
>>586389301Same
>>586389301i dont think i have encountered anyone cheating yet, how can you tell?
Knights are just that much better and cooler
>>586391979only because joey joined them
>>586391979You're right, getting a Top 10 X Battle badge through hacking is very fair and cool
>>586392435wait are we talking about brostar
Let me play ranked again........please....
>>586391898It's very obvious, like flying and bullets that hit you from the other side of the map or them running Grizzco Roller parametersJust scroll up and you'll see links of people posting their replays
>>586391898it's pretty easy to see when someone is hacking
Our 4 best /ink/ woomies could beat these hackers
>>586391898the cheaters I'm worried about are the ones where it is hard to tell. aim bot for example.Is that charger using aim bot, or are they just good enough to never miss a shot?they go 15-2 in turf. That's not out of the realm of possibility...
>>586393065post your killshot on them Joey
>>586393672The matchmaking is fucked enough you often go against children so going 15-2 doesn't sound that weird to me
>>586393860>>586326302
Hiw many /ink/ers joined ninja and knight? Everyone in my friend list is wizard outside of two randos
>>586394660You don't have me added
>One-shots>Requires zero aim>Charge-holds>Tap-shots kill faster than most weapons>Inks a shit ton>Has spammeable kitsWeapon balance in this game is a meme because REEF-lux exists
586396347>reeflux one shots>"requires zero aim"
What splatfest team would each /ink/schooler join?
>>586396582>he thinks it takes skill to play reef-lux
>>586398832>he thinks fully charged 1shots "require zero aim"
Only reason REEF-lux is not on the same level as Aerogay is because it's not a shooter
My rotations are odd numbered now because of DST.
>one hour removed from splatfest timerwtf I want my money back
Upon trying a bunch of different strategies and weapons, changing my build, and nearly falling asleep out of boredom while grinding to the ruler rank, every single match was still a dice toss with spawncamping, no resemblance of teamwork and the classic bullshit last 10 second comebacks.And while it was surely exacerbated by the shitfest matchmaking, the experience was not much different from regular TW.It was still a boring, senseless and incohesive pissing contest, no matter the way it was being played.After an entire day of grinding and experimenting with this gamemode, I have once again come to the firm conclusion I've been regularly coming to for the past four thousand hours of my playtime, that turf war is simply shit.
>>586389406Bold of you to assume that randoms concern themselves with trifles like weapon roles
>>586399727There is no strategy for turf war, anon. It's an unranked game mode where nothing matters other than the last 20 seconds of the game.
Turf wars is fun
>>586400162I was trying really hard to find something in this gamemode, which would subvert both stereotypes floating around it and my own experiences. As it turns out, the stereotypes were right and my experience confirms it all.
turf only exists to be an easy to understand gamemode where the objective is always possible to work on to some degree no matter the weapon, which is good for new players
>>586400263I'd rather go back to standard TWs over this, at least the lack of matchmaking there is okay
i can't wait till splatfest is over, that way i can go back to hating my shitty teams in ranked modes rather than hating my shitty teams in turf
The real lifehack for splatfests is to only play tri-color because it has no FLAR
>>586401592Thing is, how many of those matches were the opposite attacking team actually winning?
>>586401687Probaby at least a third, but an opposite-attacker win is still a win.
>>586401023Actually no, I have seconds thoughts on thisMostly because new players should not end up in a lobby with players that have dozens of hours in the game, it's not fair for them and neither they'll be able to learn by being thrown to the wolves like that
>>586392769his is legit, his account would be banned by now if it wasn't
I miss playing open just because I miss my /ink/ friends... we're all in different teams
>>586402065>new players should not end up in a lobby with players that have dozens of hours in the gameI'm like 50% sure that Splatoon 2 had new-player matchmaking like that, where if you were below level 10 it would try to match you up with other people also below level 10.
My woomy is gonna take an extended break from turf war and work on her hooman OCs.
ya im not gonna play this til ruler im not into sm
>>586403264skill issue
>>586403378not everyone can be as godlike as joey
the only conch clashing I’m interested in is between /ink/ woomies
>>586403669Give me some names
>>586401592i played tricolor and didnt win a single matchmaybe im just not good enough to be allowed to play this game anymore that even with the turf tourists im still below the minimum skill level
>>586403714feminized joey x panic
panic you artbeg more than kold
>>586403714>>586405631kold x panic
>>586406265>not a woomyI puked
>>586405631the only /ink/ers that don't terminally artbeg are all yebweyys, foid players have a very clannish and self absorbed when it comes to in group preference for teehees and ocfagging. Boo me all you like you know I'm right.
It's cute when woomies does it
>>586273409I completely forgot the Splatfest AGAIN?!
knight room?
>>586407632Oh no you missed the event for a game you don't play anymore :(
>>586407776I can in like 30 minutes I'll probably play until end of the fest
>>586403669>>586403714>>586406370Luma x Fantasy
any witches want to play open or tri?
My woomy loves COCK
>>586410291>loving cockgayperchance
>>586410291Is this her?
>>586410291wtf.....
>>586410672YOU LEAVE THAT COCK ALONE
>>586409952>underdeveloped floppersI puked
FUCK OFF MINCEMEAT LET ME PLAY TRIFORCE!
>>586411228Ganondorf..
My woomy loves penis too
>>586411521Post her
my woomy loves penis but only my penis but i dont give her any
My woomy doesn't know what a penis is
>>586412031does she try to sniff through your pants like a bitch in heat or....?>>586412118she's gonna learn
my penis knows what a woomy is indeed
i dont have a woomy
>>586412312Stone this guy
>>586412312give this guy a woomy
>>586411909But then she'll get slutshamed by her friends
>>586412589It's fine my woomy is >>586410291 you'll be fine
So uhh, chances on Nintendo responding about the cheaters?
>>586412818How are we supposed to know, we don't work for them.
>>586412701can I book her for a bit
>>586412818Let's just say that if they do I'll publicly post my 12 chapters long /ink/ erp fanfiction where my woomy goes around fucking every/ink/er cephs. Aka no chance
>>586413014I'll hold you to it.
>>586412935Fine, but be quick she wants to enjoy the end of the fest
>>586408126so you still up or nah
>>586413560Sure sorry for the wait, lemme open the room real quick
>>586413843“sorry for the wait” you said 30 minutes and i waited 40
>>586413843dw, pray for a 333 and team full of brushes
>>586413962My bad??
any wizards want to play tri or open
>>586414120pretty sure thats a falseflag
>>586414451yeah im dumb
>>586414564Lul
>>586414564Got tricked, happy splatoween
>>586412818apparently they tried to patch the anti-report cheat a couple weeks ago but didn't snuff it out completely
Reopening C need to redo my ticket
how does one acquire good yeb status
>>586415873I wouldn't know. I'm in weyy status
I wanted to check some replays from last night's grind but there are only two in my list (last two I think)? Why?(The bottom SZ one is an old one I pinned, the top is a downloaded one from someone else.)This never happened before except after a major version upgrades. WTF?
>>586414343>These mapsI have two festival shells, if there's a full room for Open next rot I'll join
>>586417048Feel free to hit me up when the rot feels good. I'm just gonna draw
>>586414343I was gonna Tri solo for a bit but can do Open too (three shells)
2/4 witch
>>586418106joining
I love being a retarded, incompetent witch
>>586418106Full?
>>586418668opening
Ggggs C, i'll keep going
GG L nice stomping
Smoking ink in a glass tank, blowing Cod's bubbles
>The Splashdown i-frames buff was yet another Reefslider nerfFigures
:D
Should Nintendo discontinue Splatoon 3 and push out 4 to resolve the hacker issue?
>>586427162no they should fix their fucking shit.
>>586427162>Nintendo>resolve anythingRMAO
>>586427162Discontinue the Switch 1 version of Spla3 and there you go, problem solved
okay yeah I expected that winning ~20 tri-color games in a row would put me in the mega FLAR queue once I went back to regular modes
>>586428091why didn't you protect your timmies joey
>>586428091No defender-sided maps anymore huh Joey boy?
>>586427913I have a feeling a majority of players are still on 1
>>586428340Yeah well the game isn't going to live for that much longer anyways
>>586428304I was winning plenty on attack too
>>586427913I'm not buying a Switch 2 unless it goes under $300 New.
>>586428640LMAOEnjoy never playing Raiders and 4
>>586427913On the one hand there's no way Nintendo would do thatOn the other hand I wouldn't be surprised if they did to push FOMO or something
>>586428734I am enjoying it, actually. I'm finally making a dent on this backlog of Switch games.
>>586428640>current technology getting cheaper within the next 10 years
Oops forgot to get ruler. Damn.
>>586429063You "forgot" because you only play during splatfest. Be honest with me.
>>586428640it's more likely to be $1000
im one battle away from ruler so it dont matter
>>586429205Not really, I usually don't play splatfest that much. I only do PBs and slom.
>>586429383……then why do you care about ruler rank
>>586428640Look at supermarket websites, I found mine for $75 cheaper
>>586429728Are you incapable of reading? I said under $300 new not $425.
>>586429030>>586429238I'm not expecting it to get cheaperI'm planning on never getting oneI thought about what a Switch2 is currently worth to me. That's about $300>>586429868Don't respond as if you're me, it's weirdyou're not anon, I'm anon.
>>586429238best i can do is two year old ram sticks
dont forget to scrub your conch shells and use your shirts
imagine being so poor that you can't afford $400
>>586357042>I still haven't found out any good strategies for turd war except for hauling ass straight for the enemy base or outright spawncamping the entire matchIn the spirit of trying to not give a damn, I stopped trying to first establish positions and all that nonsense, and started rushing the mid without looking at anything else. Turns out it's stupidly effective. Unless the enemy is doing the same as we clash in the middle, this very often throws them off enough that they never recover. Half the time (strongly dependent on the map) it ends with over 2:30 minutes of spawncamping. Boring, but effective.This Explo was extremely mad at me for the rest of the match lol
Shit I'm slowing down, I need a beer
>>586429981if you don't own a switch 2 you don't know what it really would be worth to you
silly
>>586430260>Imagine being perfectly happy with a Switch 1, and people online are upset you wont consoom morefeels good man
Fsh at rotation?
ugh get me out of this sweaty shirt its been two days
>>586429490I want idol pics.
>>586430998Give it to me,
>>586430995Yeah sure.Stupid time change, I thought there was another rotation of Splatfest left... Mayve I'll get 2 or 3 Tri matches before it ends
>>586430998
Sorry OG /ink/, it will never not be funny to bonk people on the head with a burst bomb
>>586431837this but sprinkler
More ink than brains
>>586432018>>586432056Is this supposed to be impressive?
>>586432115yes
>>586432115it's funny jadefag
>Four festival shells>All these real matches>No 100xGGs bros, after a number of battles/hours they should just give you one
gggs
>>586430995>>586431292SR 2/4
>>586432587coming
>>586432680Opening
REAL MODES ARE BACK
Not enough words in the Inkling language to describe how much I hate bunnyhopping faggots like this>>586432115It's supposed to be funny. Look it up, you may enjoy it.
>>586432471I played over 40 matches and didn't get a single 10x or 100x, I gave up
>>586432918Explain how it's funny?
meanwhile team knight in japan
>>586433567I like Splatoon but not this much. Maybe its different if you have comms with friends.
>>586433567impressive display of virginity
>>586433337>Needs explaining how a Sprinkler killing someone by landing on top of them is funnyYou have no whimsy for this game
HIGH IMPACT SALMONID VIOLENCE
>>586433567Japanese tism mang. I think the highest I got was 17 or 18 and that was definitely in the first year of the game. Nowadays I get to ruler and then just stop.
>>586433337I don't think I can help you Anon
I thought I still had an hour left but daylight saving ended.
Different match, same Stamp
white woomen...
And again
>afk midfish
anyone wanna play some open?
How are there hackers right now? How are they doing it?
GGs fisherwooms!>>586436596Shower first then see how I feel
open 2/4>>586436787alright just let me know
>>586436787post pics?
>>586436701>>586436787GGs, sorry for being rusty!
>Go Getter 40getter? but i hardly know her
Someone fucking kill me, I spilt a bottle of whiskey in the woomy I was drawing
>>586438075what kind
Woomy used Kraken Royale.
It's that time of year again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPJnTM509NM
is there any private servers like Pretendo for splatoon 1? I think my japanese is good enough for splatoon now.
>>586438983It's super effective!
>solo slomI didn't know this could even happen
>>586439164In S3?? Happens all the time in S2
>>586438548Local distillery. Pretty good stuff, but now the woomy is angry
>>586439304yeah, I dropped all three teammateswhich would make it seem like I was the one that lost the connection, so I should have been booted, getting a connection error.but, no I had to do two waves on my ownI failed wave 3 :(
The shark bullying series was cut short by the unwarranted buffs giving it near-God Mode invincibility. Notice how he only dies because he was already at 15% health and I was already shooting at him during his 3 frames of vulnerability.Booyah Bomb armor at least can be defeated if everyone focuses it because it's stationary. Reef has been broken ever since that buff that made it invincible and gave it painting along the rails.I suspect I actually didn't even splat him during the Reef transformation but before after his brella broke, and it only looked like it due to lag.
>>586436886Knock
>>586440243ah shit, i didn't refresh, opening after
Kinda wishing Frye doesn't win because I don't want her to be labelled a cheater by the ignorant community.
>>586440521She won, sorry
KnightGODS won fait and square
>>586440243opening in a little
>the images on the leftwhich one of you was it
>>586440812>>586440910Thanks Joey
you know what would be funny?mathematically impossible shiver victory
>>586441404all wizard need is tricolor and its maybe possible
>>586441404Yeah all the good /ink/ers were on that team
>>586441772But I was team Knight :(
>Level 618good lord...
I think I was really the only one here who picked ninja.I did it for Big Man thou, I rather be on a plague doctor suit and mask, they are fucking cool as fuck.
>>586442356what's ligma?
>>586442356I picked ninja too stop trying to take all the credit
>>586442176ggs that's me
It's almost time.
I'm so tired but I wanna see Frye win
>>586442840She won in july, who cares about a rerun
PAJEETYE SHIT, she should lose
LOL
GGs openers
Well that's embarrassing
GGs open!
>yet another waste of splatfest
yes, the brown bitch lost.big man chads rise up.
Ninja would steal at the very end.Very fitting
>another wasted opportunity for some kind of new dialoguehow boring
ANOTHGER ONEEEEE MANTARO WINNNNNNNNNNNN YEAAAAAHAAAAAYEAAAAAAAAAAHH
GGs wizards & knights
>>586443323Most people mash A to skip that shit so they won't think about the possibility of getting something new out of these reruns.
>>586443429Sadly true
>>586443403go away
What's the point of rerun if results are constantly the same?
that's gay
yay
>>586443678Nogami is a faggot who doesn't want to give out snails for leveling up like in 2.
>>586443678fun__________
>>586443797Would be more fun without big man fags
>hacker spent so much time streaming his hacks>still lost the festlmao
>repeat fest has repeat winnerle maocalled it
>>586443912Not the first time I see someone hacking for Frye only to loseFirst time was for Family
>We'll never get new dialogues EVERThat's the only reason I play these come the fuck on I was rooting for both knight and wizard
I don't think I've read any splatfest dialogue for sp3.
>>586444376I'm sorry for your lack of soul
>>586444376That is sad.
>>586444426>>586444925I am a fake fan and I only play Splatoon for the gameplay.
>>586445125Post ceph.
imagine getting a hacker in a x100 or x333 match lmaothis game is so shit lmao
>>586445241Ceph
>>586445125Can I ship your ceph since you don't care.
Shipping anon's woomy with a cohock
>>586445848based
>>586443109>65% votes>LoseNo hotdogging Shiver's fat ass for you
>>586445884>she's already trying to get in its pantsshameless
>>586445848 /ink/er woomies cohock compatibility tierlist
>>586445985what is this your first splatfest bromost popular loses majority of the time, more mirror matches and bad players
shipping my weyyo with a ping pong tree sponge
Shipping my woomy (in mail).
My raiders veemo canonically has a steelhead boyfriend.
>>586446354>veemo*yawn*
>>586446270Those tariffs really made importing woomies expensive and don't even get me started on the removal of de manmenminimis.
1king fish?
>>>/wsg/6262958
tired of splatoon, time to draw splatoon
give me one (1) good reason to not crunch my cartridge and quit
>>586448912I will miss your woomy.
>>586448912It wouldn't taste good
>>586448912Practice self control and quit without destroying items like a child.
>>586449376I can't go even 3 losses without feeling like a failure, something has to go
>>586449702Just go play a different game.
Yebs with dolphin shorts...
>>586448912(1) Woomy.There's your reason, now stop looking at the numbers ikagi and have a woomy time. You'll get over that wall the moment you stop thinking about it.
Ninja never quit!
I just get my woomy fix in Raiders and suffer 3 occasionally to play with /ink/
I keep playing because I want to have sex with woomies
>>586454421cephs with an appreciation for fine footwear.that means they're gay, or evil. which is it?
>>586443698Luh fucking mao.Makes me absolutely glad I don't play shit shit-tripe. And if all that's left for the Fests are hackers and lil Timmies, I'd rather stay away from it and watch from the sidelines and when I see nothing ever changes, then I get proven right as the numbers circle the drain even faster. 3-way Splatfests just piss people off and divide the sides/teams too thin. With two, there were clear winners and clear losers. With three, all that ever happens is ragebaiting and seething and infighting and such. Me, I'll continue to never play them and smugly never give a fuck about 'em.>>586444045I could easily bet on all this shit and such and gain whatever to always be on top as the winner lmao. I'd start calling it the "Big Man Victory Forecast Index™".
>>586455242I wish you played open so you can write stuff like this after a rotation.
>>586455392Open in Splatfests? Because I've pretty much walked away from ever playing them. If you mean regular Turf Wars, I usually only play with a group of friends for a few rounds.
>>586454920all yebweyys are gay until proven otherwise
>>586454421Thanks for capturing this B. Much appreciated and GGs.
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