Previous: >>586328981New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/9FwDmrbvdVQ>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/05 - Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan11/05 - Uma Outing Event11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus 11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
who I'm supposed to root foranybody got pic with starting gates and jockeys?
McQueen's mosquito bites!
>>586345123Croix Du Nord
AkiTen in 14 minutes
Anyome wanna kiss for good luck
>>586345263Sure, I'll go kiss my gf right now
I hate ramonu
>>586345159Imagine how sensitive her nipples are
>>586345248Masquerade Ball is going to show the Kitalings as frauds once again.
>>586345248tfw blanked out and forgot how much time passed well
>>586345159Zephyr's massive melons!
>>586345476
>>586345248I will always root for you seiun hades
>>586345535She's just...damn
The roads here are like a maze. I get lost sometimes.
cam someone link the keiba stream
Croix du Fraud
>>586345535Zephy's tits so delish they tried their utmost to censor them and still failed
>>586345812https://kick.com/b01doghos
wtf is this schedule why is it so empty
>>586345859more time to save for ramonu gwo
>>586345859filler
>>586345859More time to save for the hag card.
>>586345836thanks anon
Where can I watch the race?
>>586345859NICE ACCELERATED SCHEDULE
>>586345859cock ball hungy
Guys my Uma wife left me.
Best tits of any Tenno Sho (Autumn) winner?
>>586345859They pushed GM, Ramonu and CB banners into December for some reason
LET'S GO KWAB DU NORD
>>586345859>Helios nov 5It was supposed to be nov 3!! How would I survive 5 more fucking days you fucking cygames niggeras
when's the race begin?
>>586346064
>>586346064Obviously
>>586346182NOW NEIGHA LOCK IN
>>586346098They're gonna combine Ramonu and the ancestors banner.
>>586346182NOW!!!!!!https://kick.com/b01doghoshttps://kick.com/b01doghoshttps://kick.com/b01doghos
HEISEI GRAPHICS ARE UP
>>586346064It's a tie.
We fucked
let's gooooooooo
>>586345695sex with the wind
Fanfare
>>586346223I fucking wish
HE FAILED THE WITCHECK OH FUCK
>>586345859There's two MIA banners that were supposed to happen to coincide with Unity 2.0 but uh...that already happened and Cygays decided to snap these two out of existence by this time. >>586325524 >>586326835
>>586346223Would be nice, but I'll believe it when I see it
oh nononono
CROIX BROS.....
Worst gate? NO PROBLEM
KWAB
holy brocked
>wake up>Yanko jobbed>still don't have any cm aces >have to go to work despite it being Sunday>club derankedwhat an awful day to be alive
DANON DECILE WINS AKITEN!!!!!!!!!THE 2024 DERBY WINNER COMES BACK!!!!!!!
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE MARUSPAWNS
it keeps happening
Brocked...
Kwab du nordvpn...
They doubted Danon Decile
NAISU
endGAWDS
>>586346483You can change your club today at least
PARKING LOT GATE WON HOLY FUCK
KWAB DU NORDno fucking contest
>>586346485Hell yeah, what a surprise upset. It’s the return of the d-DDaDAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHBBYYYYYYYYY
Now that the dust has settled, the 2025 JP gen was just weak
>NUOOOOOOOOOO by 1 PM we have to be at the cake shop and then we can only spend at max 5 minutes there because we have to then go to the movies and because the movie lasts 2 hours we have to get out quickly because we have to get to the restaurant at 4 and then we need to get home at 5:30 so no dessert so we can start studying and by 10:00 we absolutely have to sleep so no vidya games and at exactly 5 AM we have to get upHow can anyone actually deal with this autism?
>>586346223'Combining' banners has never happened in the history of uma in all other servers. At most cygenerous will do is to give ancestor upgraded free pulls like how they did to Riko
DAAAAAAAAAAHBY
BERY BERY HORS WON
DANON DECILE FROM THE OUTER MOST GATE WINS THE TENNO SHO (AUTUMN) 2026, FIRST LEG OF THE AUTUMN TRIPLE CROWNHe joins>Mr. C.B. (1984)>Tamamo Cross (1989)>Super Creek (1989)>Yaeno Muteki (1990)>Yamanin Zephyr (1993)>Sakura Chitose O (1995)>Bubble Gum Fellow (1996)>Air Groove (1997)>Special Week (1999)>T. M. Opera O (2000)>Agnes Digital (2001)>Symboli Kris S (2002-2003)>Zenno Rob Roy (2004)>Vodka (2008)>Buena Vista (2010)>Tosen Jordan (2011)>Eishin Flash (2012)>Kitasan Black (2017)>Almond Eye (2019-2020)>Efforia (2021)As a Tenno Sho (Autumn) winner, Congratulations!
Danon first, Croix nowhere
>>586346586And the 2026 gen was even worse lol
>>586346629Dura first, Kita nowhere
>Masba blocked>SDN whiffed the late accel>Regaleira still got itcongrats Danon Decile for the miracle run
UUWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CONGRATS DANON DECILE
So Danon Decile is now /our guy/ for the Japan Cup?
>>586346565Tokyo belongs to the Marulings. Better luck next time.
I think i read somewhere that no one ever won Tenno Sho from the outermost gate
UWAAAAAAAHHHHH DANON DECILE CONGRATS
>>586346587listen to her plans of course
talking horse bros...
>>586346587Autism can be tolerated as long as she has nice tits I can fuck.
Yanko retiring Croix washed Who do we cheer for now?
>>586346587She's hot
>censored
>>586346819Meisho Tabaru threepeat!
>>586346706Kris S did it if i am not wrong
you just know a gaijin is winning arima this year
>>586346819DANON DECILE AUTUMN TRIPLE CROWN TRUST IN THE DAHBY WINNER DAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBYYYYYYY
>>586345386>>586345248Wrong Duraling but pack it up Kwa. Your done at the end of the year.
spechud clan won again....
Was that both big races won by a Derby winner today?
>>586346896I'll do my best
They keep dropping
>>586346896You mean the Japan Cup?
>>586346991arima.
Wait what
>>586346963In honor of two derby winners winning today…7 and I fuck and marry Winning Ticket
If Minnie Hauk enters the Japan Cup it's a wrap
Your Tenno Sho Autumn 2026 winner, Danon Decile
>>586347027nice neicha if he actually stopped fucking around
>>586346819my man admire terra
>>586346587how much time does she allow for nakadashis
>>586347065He looks happyCute honse
>>586347027He lost both Takarazuka and Osaka to Croix and Tabaru.
>>586347140You have to wonder if the horses even understand what is going on.
>>586346978Soon they will follow
>>586347242Sometimes I think they do
>>586347242some horses know where the finish line is and get upset/angry when they lose
>Yanko blocked>Croix blockedFUCKWHY DOES MY FAVORITE ALWAYS GET BLOCKED
Cool
Falcuck
>>586347242horsies are trained to compete they know
>>586347242Most animals we tame have intelligence equal to 3-5yr old human toddlers.
>>586347273TamaLove is safe. B clubs aren't getting 7M fans in 2 hours
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WOKE UP TOO LATE TO SEE TENNO SHO BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CLOCKS AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>586347417Smart Falcon has intelligence equal to a 3 month old baby
>>586347242I'm sure they at the very least know that those noises are good, and the pats from the jockey mean he did a good job
Full results>Bery bery hors breaking the 3rd place streak>Duraspawn that just broke out of ALW level got 2nd>Regaleira comfy 3rd>Mirco proved he is a good jockey by getting 4th place with 14th fav>CDN getting fucked after the jockey changeand all is good
>>586346978see all those dips yesterday everyone saw rank 450 for one day and said "we're safe now"imbeciles
>>586347491>same place as yankoumacursed....
>>586347445Danon Decile won with ease, the other favorites had an unremarkable run so it was okay to skip it I think
How come umalators straight up ignore inherits effectiveness even though they're a guaranteed proc? Like Ayabe's inherit. I've set the style to end closer and everything
>>586347445but the clock changed just now
>>586347524With that attitude you deserve the demotion
>>586347524It's just x3 rewards stopped
Stopping for now, this start of the Autumn Triple Crown was insane, as usual thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite(s) won congrats, if they didn't may next time go better, apologies for not recording and uploading some of the stakes races early today, I was out, but back to the races there's 2 more races, if you stay watching I wish you the best of luckIn 2 weeks (Nov 15) we'll have the QEII G1, previous winners in Uma>Mejiro Ramonu (1986)>Hishi Amazon (1994)>Mejiro Dober (1998-1999)>Phalaenopsis (2000)>Fine Motion (2002)>Admire Groove (2003-2004)>Sweep Tosho (2005)>Fusaichi Pandora (2006)>Daiwa Scarlet (2007)>Lucky Lilac (2019-2020)Mejiro Ramonu also achieved the Triple Tiara when the race was the last leg for itAnd with nothing else to say I wish you a Marvelous Sunday, Congratulations again for Danon Decile! I await to see if he can join T.M. Opera O and Zenno Rob Roy as the third ever Autumn Triple Crown
>>586346978it's fine, I just got back from halloween on the strip with some friends. I'll be loopa'ing all night
Just be a no-quota A club. It's comfy.
>>586347641They let a stallion run in it?
>>586347678WAITTHAT BACKGROUND
>>586347664Mambwo... the month is over...
>>586347664bwo you have time for 2 loopas
>>586347664But tallying is in like 3 hours? It's the same time as TT tallying?
>>586347491This is because they changed Croix's jockey. Should have stuck with kitamura
>>586347758?
>>586347664>looping, not even fan runs>3 hours left to tallyIt's fucking over, pack it up bwo
>>586347824Fine Motion is a man
I want to squeeze uma tits.
>>586347884kill yourself[-]
>>586347903Those are the best one's to squeeze
>new scenario at the end of the monthAre we ready?
>>586347884Rude!?
>>586347903anna can we have something like this but with the game controller boobs shirt
>>586347781>>586347789>>586347794>>586347881SHUT UP
>>586347664Mambroski...
MAMBOGEDDON IS UPON US (for real this time)
I don't even have a decent guess at who just introduced the game to me (on startup). Usually I can at least guess... but this voice just didn't sound like anybody.
mambocalypse now
>>586347758Had to double check but no, a Stallion can't run in the QEII because Vodka is a derby winner, just as a precaution
Poppet wins the last race (3YO+ 2 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>586348041Aston Machan
>>586347417>tfw they think Golshi might be as smart as a 7 year old child like corvids are
>>586347664>anons crashing out all day over Mambo, while actual Mambo members are cruising in Vegas and banging hot chicks
mambo is lovemambo is life
>>586347789>>586347794not him but when is tallying?
>there never will be a good Vodka altfuck cygays
I hate my club
>>586348208She's ugly
Have sex with umas.
>>586348187In 2 or 3 hours. Daylight savings fucks with my brain
A neiggha will say some shit like he has stage 4 cancer and someone will immediately reply with "mambwo..."
damn I guess its really mambover... I just woke up and we're at 507...
>>586347903Does anyone have the one with Flash?
>>586345476>>586345695>>586346064my paizuri wife!>>586346193>>586346587my paizuri slave
>>586348290If everyone suddenly decides to do a fan run or two we're back.
>>586348413Not happening so sudden
>>586347491>Tagano Dude finished ahead of Croix du Nord
>>586348413why didn't you do one yesterday instead
>>586348478>2 favorite jp horses end in 5th on the same dayHalloween 2026, the jobbening...
No fucking way the IBS uma won from the parking lot gate
great scamcha
I will save mambo
>>586348602Never ever roll on support scamchas
>>586348538Was one of the few days I actually played the game.
>>586348595Raisu...
It keeps getting worse
buy every scamchanever stop gambling
don't forget mambo was originally meant to be a comfy B+ club
Bwo... why...
>>586348679Mambo is not SEA confirmed
>>586348731Yeah no shit, my mambros are yuro like myself
>>586348731Mambo is a confirmed yuro club
She's so fucking cute
>>586348113I don't remember how her voice sounds. Isn't she girly-sounding? This sounded more tomboyish. I would have thought Bamboo Memory for example, except I think I remember how her voice sounds and this wasn't that.
>>586348728skill issue
>>586348731No wonder /uma/ hates them
does Rice always seduce her innocent onii-sama like this?
>>586348843Her voice is kind of sickly ASMR girl that speaks slowly.
>>586349003Oh yeah that sounds right, I seem to remember it now.
I spent ~2100 rolls on umas and still have some 1 and 2 stars not upgraded to 5 star. Umazing.
>>586348961yes
SAMBA
Daring Tact has the best ASMR voice.
>>586348961Yeah
>>586349010why does she keep exposing her armpits?
>>586349147UMA UMA SAMBA
>>586349147Every day a samba!
>>586349198Dober should samba in this outfit
>>586349170charm point
but what if the botting clubs get banned during tallying?
Flawa...
>>586349274Then I guess /uma/ club is cooked
>>586349274That will never happen. You'd need a shared server and somehow made it so that it cuts into the JP players to upset them
Why must she be delayed to December...
4th fastest AkiTen time
>>586349409I need to sniff her umanko
>>586349263WHORE
>>586349274Botting brings in money so they will never ban it.It's the same as rerolling cards or even cheating. They can easily stop it (cheating is harder but they can at least try), but they know it brings in money.
>>586349390explain this then, some of the botters always get banned
Danon Decile more like Danon Deshit
>>586349489how come they still get to hog a rank after disbanding
>>586349409Wish I had her. Sexo alt and is core for my backliners in sprint/miles>>586349489its probably just SEATards imploding by themselves. They are a bunch if online schizos after all
>ningen manko
>>586349274They already banned botter clubs a week ago
>>586349489do the accounts get banned or do they just disband the clubone is far likelier than the other
Smart Spear wins the last race (3YO+ 2 Win ALW) at Tokyo
my hishi amazon without razor steps is winning, but i feel she could be better with it
>>586349462>They can easily stop it (cheating is harder but they can at least try), but they know it brings in money.Did Nikita consult them or something
>>586349676/uma/club is still up though?
>>586349462Why do you retards keep saying this? Most bot clubs use alts, botting loses them money from people quitting the game if anything
And that concludes this week's racingSee you on Nov. 3rd for JBC races
>>586349738who?
>>586349416mr cock blocked
>he has no carats saved to roll for Marvelous Sunday bricked
>>586349858Tarkov dev
I LOVE BOOKWORMS
I want to digitally copy everyones brains here and upload them to a server including mine so we can all post together forever
>>586349917She looks like she has a comfy pussy
>>586349810Because stopping botting at this scale is very easy, that can only mean it's profitable for them (or doesn't change anything).
bwos I'm so fucking shit at the game I'm barely winning on the single dad, independent training round
>>586349894Yes yes impressive now show the gold skill
>>586349274That happens in grubble and umaJP but they don't give a shit about the global server. It's not making enough money to ban the paypigs.
>>586349942scariest post of the year for sure
>>586349917She looks fat
>>586349894>recovery goldlollmao
man I really wanted Machan to get some wins but it feels impossible
He cute
>>586349942my brain is a 2kb corrupt file
>>586350058Good for comfy love making
>>586350092old man
>>586349917she looks like she needs my ninjin
>>586349980How is it easy when everyone can cre ate an alt and start botting again instantly.And they do ban bots. /Uma/Club jumps 10+ ranks out of nowhere each month cause bots get wiped
This is the kinda woman I go for
2026 is almost over already? Nyoo...
>club is thinking of bumping the fan requirement to THIRTY(30) MIL A MONTHits so fucking over for me bros
>>586350158Doesn't Autis/uma/ have botters
>>586350192Why?
>>586350249mambwo...
>>586350248Want to play with her tits like that Tarumae video
>>586350158Banning bot accounts who never make clicks on screen (they should have some control over their own application) but can complete career in 10 minutes shouldn't be that hard. You know, if account can complete career in 10 minutes it's already sus.
>>586350273I have an adult woman fetish
>>586350340Ye, those are the bots that get banned each month causing /Uma/Club to jump 10 ranks overnight
>>586350370ningen or uma?
I can't stop thinking about Zephyr's tits in my mouth while she strokes my hair
>>586350249Oh nyo... one auto a day... maybe two...
>>586350463They can ban them daily or weekly.
>>586350249Isn't 30 mil very small?
SPPAAAACE butt
>>586350653i-it's not that small...
>>586350493I'm not racist
>>586350573Why would they need to do that? Fan bots are useless if they get banned once a month. Cygames should ban them closer to the monthly reset instead of a week before it, that's my only complaint
>>586350653I'm only 17cm
>>586350678I will now roll for Neo Universe
>>586350653that's average actually
>>586350678hmmm!!
>>586350734>adult woman fetish>Kiryuin
>>586350894Aoi is a grown up woman!
>>586350769>>586350879Neouni love!
>>586350894I have a mentally ill 15 year old girl fetish
>>586349942>private server running a forever looping CM where you can't quite get the skills you need
>>586350992t. Every high school boy in existence
>>586350979Fuck I love fat asses in jeans.
>>586350992t. every streamer with more than 1k followers
>>586350979She has a white husband
YOU COPYI COPYTOMARANNAI
>>586349917First time seeing a fanart boobs smaller than official
>>586351159She cheats
>>586351023I remember when I was growing up I wished that a yandere girl would notice me in school and start stalking me as she slowly worked up the courage to infiltrate into my life.
>>586351217all women do
>>586351217so do I
2 more hours Mambwos tick tock
>>586351334Isn't tallying in 1 hour?
every room has been 5-6 paces vs my 2 backliners and 1 pace and almost every result has been a backliner in firsthow much longer will the lightning surge propaganda continue
>>586351241I had that and she accused me of stalking her and then accused me of saying I'd bring a gun to school and then fucked one of my friends
>>586351159Sex
>>586351095maya... you're going to cause hyperinflation doing that
>>586351357Is it? I think it's in 2 but maybe Daylight Savings messed with my head
>>586351458The servers work with UTC so yeah, 1 hour less for everything.
>>586351445hyperinflating mayano...
>>586351458When is tallying normally? Just subtract an hour from that because usually game servers don't care about daylight savings
>>586351334I don't know if I can forgive my clubmates for giving up at the last minute like this
>>586351159First picture of her where I thought wow she's gorgeous
>>586351567Its because she's the joke character of the V sisters
So can we stay in comfy A rank now?
1M more for tamachuds! let's be A+ one last time!
What uma do you think has the ideal body type? Curious what we're all into here.
>>586351523I forgot honestly. I think tallying lasts for 5 hours and daily rest is in 7 hours, so it should be another 2 hours left
>>586351678club is disbanding
>>586351334You made me check because they were at 505 like a week ago so I thought it was the older screenshotBut its real ohnononononono, imagine your club imploding because you didnt kick 2 flatlining spics called Vicente and Mysterio
>>586351643i think you meant to post Verxina
>>586351379Unfortunate... I suppose thats why fantasies are best left as just that.
>>586351709nyo...
mambo will outlive /uma/
>>586351785>picSuzuka wouldn't do this
>>586351840I'm suddenly very interested in Ruby
>>586351551You need a new deserving home dahby-kun...
>>586351840her boobs can't be that big
>>586351730last time danchud kicked a flatliner half the club had a meltyit just wasn't meant to be
>>586351840Kinda tubby
>>586351689Air Groove hands down has one of the best bodies of all the umas. Sirius kwaboli can also get it
Now that Mambo is guaranteed to lose A+ danchou should kick the bottom 5 members or lose all credibility and authority
>>586351969He should kick the top earners so they stop complaining
Fire danchou
Are ya winning CM21, son?
>>586351997This. Mambo was never meant to be an A+ club
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/TWU8Nl>https://jiggie.fun/TWU8Nlhttps://jiggie.fun/TWU8Nl>https://jiggie.fun/TWU8Nlhttps://jiggie.fun/TWU8Nl
>>586351969but mambo is a casual club
Me and Mambo have casual sex
Mambo gave me herpes
>>586351689Rudolf: tall, imposing, athletic, toned but not too much, and moderately big booba
>>586352115All of them? At once?
>>586352087Even if you are a casual club, not kicking 2 spics with sub 30m monthly in the era of autoplay right before rewards is incredibly cucked
>>586352018no way in hell
>>586351689
>>586351689Dies Almond Eye canonically have the perfect body?
Since my club is falling out of A+ (for actually real this time) post some lewd Matikanes to make me feel better, pls
Mambo shouldn't settle for A. We should bevrecruiting high earning dachis from other A or even B+ clubs that are also stuck in their rank.Unfortunately Danchou will never do it.
>>586352303Which club are you joining after the reset?
I wonder what "1 more million fans for mambo!" poster is thinking
>>586351689They put serious effort into making her sexy as fuck and it worked
>>586352417>we made it so I'm going to the vegas party with all the mambros surely nothing bad will happen
>>586352413/uma/club already invited me
After today's meltdown over Ramonu being 2 (two) days later than expected, how bad will it be when they still don't release evo skills for 2nd anni?
>>586352413I'm joining a /v/ma club
>>586352413Iam joing Mämbö
>>586352493???evo skills were always 2nd anniversary
Which uma is the most likely to sell her bathwater on OnlyUma?
Another 1 million for Mamb- PPFFFTHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>586352676ARE THOSE
>>586352751those are her top roads
fatass
>>586352676God Almighty
Just bought a bunch of Dubai chocolate
30 minutes leftor 1 hour 30 minutes leftIt's over either way
okay but actually is /uma/club recruiting I made over 350m fans this month if it matters
>>586352951Yeah, I was really hoping we could prevent that embarrasement but it wasnt meant to be I suppose.
>>586352981They have 2 or 3 non/uma/ members that they can kick so they should have room
>>586352981>350m fansdacchis....
>>586352981Vattic...
>last month rank 294what happened
>>586353134Bots? even safe clubs like Uma&Co are dipping on the 400 now
>>586349894>Less starting bond up, so she will get the rainbow stats and double tokens later>Less special priority, so less consistnet across runs, we are still in the glue factory scenario, GL is inconsitent as fuck>You only get the 15 training effectiveness when the bond guage is full, so less early game gains>No Speed Bonus>Gold Skill isn't as universally applicable, and there are more reliable recoveries than Indomitable.>Higher hint rate and hint lvl bonus, but the only universal skill is THH compared to corner adept and focus, the rest are medium and long skills for backliners, compared to straight and corner recovery, long corners vs straightaways are equalNo
>>586352981The traitor that left for /vm/ is coming back to /Uma/ club apparently
>>586353114I am over 360mil actually.
>>586353134new bot and (((flatline))) retards
>>586353176uma&co lost umama, their fan slut
>>586353206is 360 over 350 or underfeel free to use a calculator for this one
>>586353223Umama is barely 200M fans that's no fan slut.
>>586353263
>>586353134People straight up not open the game for 5 days during a 1/2 TP event just to get 50 more rolls on NY Kita and Dia
>>586353194>traitorrude
nice bot-infested dead server, globaltards
>>586353323Barely anyone actually flatlined
KICK THE FLATLINERS BEFORE REWARDSWE DEMAND BLOODWE DEMAND RETRIBUTIONWE DEMAND SACRIFICE
>>586353323literally only one mambwo did that though
>>586353323We went up to 440s during that time, but lost it all and some more after the flatliners returned
>>586353380Don't you have kids bro
>>586353380thanks, how is your global server doing
>>586353380I like your kot
>>586353323>PeopleI tracked which club had flatliners. Mambo only had 1.
>>586353407Spill the tea sis
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>586353323I flatlined and still got +150M fans while also having a job, the bottom 10 mambo earners have no excuse
Good morning /uma/ Just letting you guys know that shitter hours will start in about 40min from now because thats when I'll be queuing
who is the kyaru of umamusume
>all this crying over 200 carats from A to A+sure is SEA hours but still
>>586353494Thirsty bitch
>>586353491literally just check the chrono graph unc
>>586353540rank is more than just carats, retard
>>586353597mambwos...
>>586353176Uma&co had a rough month (again) since Umama left late (again), some high earners left, there's a few corpses this month that danchou would need to kick out, and we also have the highest amount of kita flatliners in /uma/ I think.
>>586353403this
>>586345859Are they purposely hiding GM, did it happen with GL?>>586346223People will clap if this became real
>>586353612>not even a top earnershameless
>>586353597The mambo meetup... but those days are never to return...
>>586353651He should start by kicking out the leaker that made Umama quit early
>>586353540>Mambo is asleep during SEA hours>the anons seething at Mambo for not slaving like them are actually SEAnigsmakes you think
big shout outs to all my clubdacchi who will request shoes even on days they don't do a single runnow that's dedication
AAAIIIIIEEEEE STOP THE COUNT
Which uma will you go "outing" with this time? Don't you tell me they are the same as previous event?
how long until i can rape mirako
When does the fuarking club ranks start tallying?
>>58635390815mins or 1h15mins idk
>>586353908In 15 or 75 min. I forgot
>>586353874She's a big girl for me
Mambo would have made A+ if it weren't for the php hack happening when everyone else was flatlining literally fighting for our lives against trillion dollar corporations
And the excuses start rolling in lmao
>>5863539086am
>>586353908Pretty sure it's in 10 minutes
>>586353908soon
>>586354019We was robbed I tell you
This is all a play to steal Vattic and Neth to /uma/clubYou've been warned
>>586353972
>>586353827evil horse I hate you
>>586354102If that happens Mambo is falling to B+ next month, because I'd leave as well.
>>586354249mambocrier.jpg
>>586354242How could you
They keep getting closer...
>>586353527nobody in uma will be as kute as Kyaru
>>586354102I still haven't decided whether to A: assign a new danchou before leavingB: leave to it fate and just leaveC: disband the club
>>586354317>3M shortkuyashii, but time is over
Can't believe we're watching the death of Mambo in real time
Bless their hearts they try their very best to speak English
Mambo club chat status?
Who's that club that recruits here but actually isn't an /uma/ club?
>>586354409/Uma/Club
>>586354410There's like 4 of them
Post mambo's chat, show us the real time death rattle
>>586354474The one with the botters
>>586354410the one with the guy that won the officer race
>>586354410FingerDarkRACISM RCEBSTGRL/uma/chan
>>586354461Meant for >>586354410
Mambogeddon for real this time? What did I miss?
>>586354582Retards literally started celebrating before the finish line
>>586354582People who are not in mambo are mad at mambo because they didn't get A+
>>5863545821 min left Curren sis
>>586354537Why'd she do it?
>>586354304how about you go back to the Mejiro estate instead of invading other people's turf
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>586354657Still got an hour before tallying
3.57M AWAY WITH 100M TO GO!ARTISIA IN THE LEAD BY 2 LENGTHS, APIS GEMING AND WAIFU SHORTLY BEHIND, MAMBO LAST
I hate the number 5 man
wtf there's no tallying you faggots lied to me. I could have started another career
>>586354324If Kyaru is so cute how come priconne global eosd in like two weeks
There is still 1 hour, no?
>>586354791theres still time
>believing in daylight savingsLiterally a mass hallucination trick that worked
>>586354837For one, I could have done 2
>>586354127Holy chubby umas
*coughs blood*a-another million fans for mambo...
>>586354791It's always at the same time
I'm doing fan runs too to keep mambo down
surely i wont forget to log in again 50min from now
This is why I'm glad to be in a cozy B+ club, I'm loopa maxing for the remainder of half TP.
Mein Manbher... Steiner 50m fans never arrived...
so if only 3 mambros started a fan run RIGHT NOW they would be savedhuh
DOX THE FLATLINERSDO IT NOW
>>586355041It's just mambo anon. If mambo was a B+ club they'd still get shitposted to death
>>586355083Dang, mambwos are something else, such an unfortunate fate.
>>586355209You get used to it and grow a thicker skin
>>586355209It all started with this man named Aelred...
another 1.2m for mambo (im not from mambo)
>>586355104Flash deserves her own club
50 minutes left these SEA shitters need to farm. No way Mambo gets in A+ again
>>586355251Perchance, but I think the thread club situation is fine as is
>>586355289Those titties deserve a mouth to suck them
3.65M awayits over gwos
>>586355071I'm already clanking a 2nd fan run, and it's set to end in 10 min. There's no time for me to clank a 3rd one before tally.
>>586355248Mambo was already a meme club before him.Aelred ruined what little reputation they had
This ones for you, danchou
Dober deserves to get a train run on her
>>586355402This one is definitely not a mambwo
>>5863553292.95 now, some retard is doing Parent runs instead of Fan runs
>>586355260dancho... please do something about this...
>>586354796published by trannyroll instead of Cygames instead
>>586355492Your danchou is leaving
So this is how mambocracy dies
>>586355289We got autis/uma/ during UnityExcelUma for MANT/uma/hjong reform in Grand LiveWhat happens in Grand Masters? The autismambolove fusion?
>>586355350I'd never be able to take my mouth off those
3.82M 45 minutes left
>>586355350I WANT GOGO BABIES NOW NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!
>inb4 Mambo gets 5 or more open slots after monthly reset
>>586355608Can I play goo goo babies with LH?
>>586355576I think it's time Uma&Co dies
>>586355607if 4 members started a fan run 10 minutes ago they get away with it
I do fanruns to rack up free carats, not for the club
>>586355576Nah, it's the club that you least except that implodes.
I guess we had a good run, mambros. I just wished some of you did a tad more...
>>586352981There's one spot open atm
What retard is outside shooting a gun at 4 in the morning
>>586355705Neth...Vattic...
>>586355728Probably a Mambwo if it was only one bullet
Can anyone explain this one to me? Neither the old umaflagger nor the new one are being helpful
>>586355576Uma&Co is very close to imploding
>>586355728
>>586355705I requested shoes once a day what more do you need from me
>>586355654I gotta ask because it's been on my mind for a while, but who is are the company?
Do the fans we submit during tallying goes to the club or the void?
>>586355654Why though
Good night.
>>586355815Void
>>586355817Just dont like 'em, simple as
>>586355815to the void>>586355843good night sweet prince
>>586355771Kek
>>586355079ok
>>586355867Becuz
not very hecking chungus of you toreina-san
>>586355910>Spooks Yeah, she's from Kentucky
>>586355905uh oh...
>>586355910Taiki is so fucking cute for a big girl
>>586355905>over 50M fans>flatliner
>>586355905If each one of these Mambwos did another Parent run Mambo would be in A+
Mambo chat? Cmon leak it
>>586355905public enemy mambo 1
>>586355905
>>586356003"That's a good idea danchou!"
>>586355994I saw her panties
>>586355350Creek doesn't let me grope her fat tits in public....?
>>586355728I just woke up and apparently I live close to some retard that has been playing music for the last 7 hours
>>586356003it's dead what do you want? only SEA is awake watching their club derank they don't care
>>586355975B-big girl!?
>>586356023...yeppers?
>>586355871>>586355864Huh, guess I'm back to looping until new day then
>>586356023yeppers?
>>586356023yep...pers?
cm off to a great start for this guy
mambo still doesn't have a quota
>>586356129Art vs whales, what is he gonna do? Start painting?
>>586356038Everyone did
>>58635598422 other mambros are near, or over 100mil in fan count
From "S rank this month" to near A. Lol
>>586356154is that why seaniggers are obsessed with them?
Hokko Taruwife
This is the highest I’ve seen my Ayabe. Straight up never had anything below 3 wins. She will reach the podium!
We don't have a quota either and almost fucking died
>clanker goes to karaoke 4 times
Romantic Umamusume
>>586356256wrong club gwochacho
once Neth leaves who will be crowned King?
>>586356256After * started namedropping Icarus in chat all the time I started playing less fuck him
30 minutes leftThere's still time for a manual fan run Mambwos
How should I handle this?
I TRIED SO HARDAND GOT SO FAR
7 and I rape the next uma posted 4 and Haru Urara does whatever she wants to my body
>>586356418I don't get it
>>586356447BUT IN THE END I LEFT MAMBO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkcjeRdY-9Y
so what do we talk about tomorrow
I just ate my vegetables. They were good.
>>586356376the doxxanon ofc
>>586356559Laugh at mambo all day... and I'm in mambo
>>586356519nta but that's the bot that does fan runs in less than 10 mins talking directly to the server
I dont think front pearl is the play this cm
>>5863565597 and I rape you
Missed AkitenCroix jobbed, didn't he?Worst year in Keiba history
>>586356441Sexercise
Erm, why is the fans required for next tier gone? Tallying started?
AAAIIIEEE
>>586356334spechan...
>>586356708Is 500 A or A+
ngl mambo watch party is more entertaining than the race earlier
>>586356743A+
>>586356627Cyjews are just letting it happen? They really don't care about global lmao
STOPPING AT 501 IS GONNA BE BRUTAL FUCK OFF
>>586356682Is it farfetched or say she's the prettiest uma? Everything about her is just beautiful.
This time I'm really gonna do it
>>586356786Bobo wife
>>586356768they get banned all the time but not all of them, cygays works in mysterious ways
>>586356818I am saying this
MAMBROS COME ON JUST DO A MANUAL RUN
>>586356786
>>586356814DO IT DANCHUDKICK THE BOTTOM 10 EARNERS
>>586356841What I mean is they ban entire clubs and crews in umaJP and GBF for abusing bots. It's pointless to just keep hitting the bot accounts.
Tarumae rapes her trainer every time the tourism of Tomakomai dips and it frustrates her btw
>>586356818>>586356913>>586356903>>586356786I don't recall posting these
20 minutes left...
>>586356913
>>586356939Why do you think I keep sabotaging Tomakomai's marketing? Last month I said there was a serial killer loose in the city and this month I'm saying mount Tarumae is due for an eruption.
>>586356998in 10 minutes you will see if they did fan runs or not
Mambo actually deserves the derank for romanticizing flatliners even after auto runs were implemented.
This is epic. Im actually cheering for Mambo to make it. Great team effort.
RIGGING AGAIN
Cutie
>>586356814Anything bellow 50 mil monthly is unacceptable for an A+ club.
>Mihomo Bourbon
zeppers...your yamanins...
>>586357056>enslaved fan grinders vs quotaless freemenI doubt they'll care bro
>>586357021Bobo's dad is mean!
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>586355905>50m fans is now flatlineMan fuck you guys I’m not doing “Oguri 42 races” bullshit all month
15 minutes left700k fans
>>586357196STOP POSTING THE VERSION WITH THE SHITTY BACKGROUND
>>586357259He maybe didn't realize how seriously she took it
>>586357307All pictures of Rice are shitty
>Time Left 0:20:51Sorry danchou, their not gonna make it
>>5863572955 minutes for Mambo to make their comeback if they did a single (1) (uno) fan run the moment they realized tallying didn't start yet
>>586357307you sound upset
I don't like seeing cute umas cry
>>586357380
any pictures of Eishin at akiten
>>586357398all umas are cuteexcept that one, you know the one
>>586357021
danchou i am on standby
no movement10 minutes left...
>>586357569You need to be camping that training like crazy to make it count
>>586357558Rice Shower?
>>586357612this is a sacrifice i'm willing to make
sex with bro
inb4 mambo breaks the system for being perfectly on the fence
>look at this couple... how cute... they're just trainer and trainee yet
>>586357664>Naming random umas in an attempt to get it right
>>586357707We could be a couple but you keep playing
>>586357339
>>586357742Oh it's Smart Falcon, thanks for reminding me
>>586357697mega sex
>getting cucked at 501ABSOLUTE MAMBOGEDDON
owari
>>586357827>>586357837>>586357857777
5 minutesnumber unknown...
x3 almost saved us
>some retards want to have one banner with Ramonu+Acnestors FUCKING STOP IT, I dont want ancestors its a dead card
>>586357938THEY'RE LOSING RANK AHHHH
Bombed a manual MANT run just for this
another 1 million fans for TamaLove!
MAMBOGEDDON IS FINALLY REAL
There's like 5 more hours until tallying, isn't there?
Remember that it is inumane to not marry your trainee after she retires. If you marry a ningen woman your trainee will just groom your son to be her husband
>>586357983wrong club!!!!
time's up little piggies
Yep, its over
Number returned2 minutes
>>586357896No...
>>586358008>giving my son the SS treatment...Well... i should consider it.
>>586358000no in 5h we get the gibs. Tallying is in 2min and any fans made in the next few hours get eaten up by the void
>>586358074That's a really lucky 7 year old
M-ACK-tikanetannhauser
>>586358134STOP THE COUNT
>>586358134If only...
>>586358134MASAKA
>>586358134EDITED
>>586358134doxxed
Final result...
>do posts>get no (you)sWhat's the point?
>>586358205500 BILLION MAIL IN FANS FOUND INSIDE BRIEF CASES
>>586358223502 is a good number
7 nuts lmao
DANCHOU THIS IS MY LAST 1M, TAKE IT
And IWill go mamboNooooo more
It was 498 just before tallying
>>586358134Bravo, umazing, never punished.Amazing performance mambwos you got away with it.
>>586358256He stayed up until 5am for this shit, which is hilarious
Hello Hello
good morningI wonder if this artist has a fanbox since they do a lot of cropped stuffneed to do my cm too...been doing a couple inari runs for '22
>>586358074what did she mean by this
>>586358315Who?
Did we make it?
>>586358223>>586358134AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE DID WE MAKE IT OR NOT
>>586358134I demand official Mambo apology form.
>>586358320Need to kiss those Almond Milkers
we finished a 498
>>586358318hey hey
>>586358318>sideboob is just a thumbMan
>>586358369I was looking at it until the tally. We should barely made it
5 hours to see the effort was in vain or not
>mfw I can't buy carats and daily carat pack this month because I have to buy GTA VI
I'm gonna leave after this month this ain't good for my health
All mambo doubters must post naked dogeza after tallying is finished.
Can someone explain that happened?>Club went down a rank>people farmed fans like crazy (except leechers ofc) >cant get A rank back for a week>suddenly something happened and club went up like 40 ranksIs this a banwave or something?
>>586358375mentioned this last time but almond milk is actually pretty good, kinda just like a 1% fat milk with a slight aftertaste. lasts forever too
>>586358369they most likely made it, I was checking my own club right before tallying and umamoe didn't get the last update
>tfw I can’t buy carats because I paid for a 3D model of a game character and porn of a non existent console
>>586358320>cocodayoexhentai.org/g/4191736/4647016bb1looks like slop
>>586358472potentially, yeah
What clubs will have a spot next month
>>586358486HOW THE FUCK WAS I DENIED MAMBOGEDDON AGAINIT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE REAL THIS TIME
>>586358407>I was looking at it until the tally. anything but fan farming
>>586358523bit weird to request pornography of the satono genesis but ok
>>586358525b-but the booru says otherwise...
>>586358581mambo definitely
so what did we learn?
>>586358598My current fan run is still going bro
>>586358581uma&co, dacchis, umadash, autisuma and rebricked
>>586358617Mambo needs a quota
>>586358617quotas are for losers
>>586358158Bobo kisses
>>586358617sprint is fun :)
>>586358617poor management always gets rewarded
>>586358654quotas are for queers
>>586358602The Sega Neptune actually
>>586358617I found this image in my dancho's drive
>>586358320I wanna see Ai's umanko
502? MASAKA
>>586358617I learned that people here are very good at this game, i won like TWO matches out like 30-40 lobbies i played inAnd in CM i won 5 out 5 and all my three umas won something
>>586358783498* they made it at the last second
Uma&co is always about to collapse, but never actually is
Another month, another easy win for Mambo.
>>586358714Spoiler that fuckable cut of non-existent hardware
>>586358617My danchou needs to kill the bottom 5
How does Dober's fantasy of getting manhandled work when umas are infinitely stronger than humans ever could be?
>>586358617after you shave your asshole avoid riding a bike for a few days
7 and I rape mambo’s danchou 4 and I sacrifice 5 fans to mambo
Mambastards getting uppity but when reset comes and its 502 the karma will be legendary
>>586358793Practice lobbies are always the equivalent of A finals. Most players dont care that much and just sign up their umas without testing them. If you can win a lobby then you can win the cm.
>>586358854bottom 12*
>hakuraku is now on uma.moeAnon made it big, huh?
>>586358906this month for sure!
There are anons in my A+ club that made fewer than 15 million fans this month.
Mambogeddon was promised to me 3000 years ago...
>>586358904well? go on
>>586358904Danchou appreciates your continued fan support
>>586359005And you're not gonna do anything about it because you're a big pussy.
Whatever happens, there will be grudge posts
Remember about forgetting to use the cleat hammer in mant?What a shit scenario
it's finally sunday! You know what that means...
>>586359073no one ever forgot to use hammers, if you do you might unironically be retarded>t. actual retard
>>586359094
>>586359006Still some chance
>>586359049wtf am I supposed to do about it I'm not the danchou
>>586358956That guy's always been big on multiple games. He's also one of the main tool provider for FFXIV, or was.
>Monthly Gain>+201 200 000I think i did good this month bros..
>>586359094all day listening to marvelous sunday time and other ORESAMA songs? yeppers
>>586359013>>586359035I dunno how
>>586359125>Nobody did X but if you did, then you might be Y>I'm Y and therefore did that, btw
>>586359179thx mambwo
>>586359216this edit is so bad
Sex with brown umas
What our opinion on November schedule? Are they hiding ramonu at the end of month? Or Ramonu in december?
>>586359179Welcome to /uma/club
Here's your dirt CM bwo
>>586359285In December, they never hide anything
>>586359285hoping they replace the ramonu banner with something else
>>586359313RICKKKEEEYYYHAPPPYYYYRUCCKYYYY
>>586359212Mambo is hiring you are now obligated to join
>>586359285ramones in december likely to benefit from christmas paychecks
>>586359313Wow! Nobody could have expected that! I wish we had foreknowledge from the other servers!
>>586359285If they put ancestors and ramonu on the same banner I'll have a melty irldoubt they have the tech to do that, though, maybe on separate banners but released at the same time, that would be kino
bread?
>>586359212Just queue 2 fan runs every day after todays rest going forward.
>>586359313are you supposed to run oguri with F frontI imagine S mile is better than like...B front dirt A mile A but idk
>>586359313>gaslightrakuuh no thanksevery late/end I fought this cm jobbed hard
>>586358834they can't collapse because * uses ed*nb*t
>>586359159vote with your fan output
>>586358612i doubt mambcho is capable of kicking their flatliners
>>586359313I'm ready to do the dirty.
>>586359350Sorry but I think I’m a tad too casual for that
>moomoolator says Uma2 has more chances to win>alpha123 says Uma1 has more chances to winWhich one should i listen?
>>586359285>>586359324I can't emphasize how much I want them to replace the ramonu banner so that she gets on the same one as pasa instead.
>>586359601We'll have a reserved spot in fact
>>586359612that's a mambo top earner
Flashu still gets kisses...https://x.com/JunKeiba3F/status/2116814742610456870
>>586359313>Front Rickey>Pace summer Taiki>MurmurYeah it's kino time
>>586359621your guts
>>586359612this anon could take 3 mambwos at the same time
I find Rickey extremely sexy for some reason.
What happens if you kick someone while tallying? Do they miss the gibs?
>>586359313Pasa is the only usable dirt uma I have...
>>586359768>for some reason
>>586359768>tall>huge tits>relatively pretty>/ss/it's a mystery
>>586359809noppers
>>586359671I would never leave my danchou! I still have to annoy the shit out of him with Tickezo stickers
>>586359809Nope, it's safe to kick and leave now
>>586359850That sucks
>>586359671nah, this one is mambo's actual top earner
>>586359313>Rickey>Digitang>mistery niggaI'm sure I'll be fine
>>586359242I like to match what I'm replying to
>>586359930Mambo...
How come Meticulous Measures is strong but other mid game accels and lane movement skills aren't?
doing some last-minute testing and now idk if I wanna replace machan with curry or not..
>>586359749my guts says i want Tazuna to sit on my face so bad
>>586360157Why would you replace the sexiest uma
>>586360126apple...
>>586360230>>586360230>>586360230
it's mambover...
>>586360197I'm gay
