Previous: >>586345010New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/9FwDmrbvdVQ>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/05 - Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan11/05 - Uma Outing Event11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus 11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
wow i hate japan so much but i still play the horse gmae
good morning, againoh my god I forgot to look if this came out since X requires me to log in on phone for verification...aaahhhhh she's so pretty. in loveoh another fun fact: festival inari isn't *entirely* useless if pump, encroaching shadow AND cheer hits frame 1. then it's better than no unique by like...1 feet, but we take those.
Mambo 502
>>586360230Matikanes!
>my trainee showed up with another man
I can judge a book by it's cover.
>>586360297many such cases
Mambo won
>>586360304Ew, what a flattie
Mambo lost
>>586360373You’re supposed to do that dumbass. That’s what a book cover is for
Drama?
Love flat.
>>586360402>>586360419Schrödinger's Mambo.
>>586360446Mambo wasn't punished but their danchou is quitting.
Which umamusume is gonna rape you today?https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters
Schrodingers mambo
>>586360446I HATE CURREN
It's mambover .....
>>586360436
>>586360373Cover says a lot about the book.Unless it's a Pelevin's book.
>>586360408EW A DISGUSTING FREAK OF NATURE OLD HAG SAGGY TITS DRIED UP EGGS!!!!!!!
>>586360495>Durandal
>>586360495No...
>>586360540Must be rough knowing that SIL will never mature into an uma this sexy
I'm gonna go play with myself right now
inb4 some php haxxor still submits fans, pushing mambo out
morning coffeewith extra milkjust caught up watching the akiten, very exciting race, shame Regaleira couldn't get past Ho Biscuits quicker
>>586360495AIEEEEEEEE
>>586360621It should be possible if timestamp is on client side.I believe cygames are retarded enough for this.
>>586360447based and flatpilled
>>586360373the whole "don't judge a book by it's cover" it's just jewish propaganda making you feel bad if you don't buy a product because you don't like it without trying it.Like the "money doesn't make you happy", all bullshit propaganda preventing you to be actually happy and turning you down to achieve what you really want.
>>586360686Dont bother trying to run
Did you fail NNN?
>>586360495>K.S. MiracleIt's ok
>>586360447>>586360736i prefer fat and big, but Suzuka makes me act unwise
>>586360781White people be like: "Did you jerk off today?"
>>586360781I did it to the latest TER again, a TL got posted on sadpanda.
in a way if you think about itwe are all in mambo
>>586360495Uhh bros... Am I safe?
>>586360748
>>586360736>>586360834Suzuka erotic.
Okay so did mambo survive or not
>>586360945barely survived
>>586360945probably yeah
>>586360945Wait 4 hours
>>586360945In 4 hours we'll know
>>586360686nice
>>586360945Doxxsite says no, insider said yes. No one knows
when in doubtselect highest rated uma
>>586360304Go back to sleep
>>586360858Ogurinonce...
>>586361042be nice
>>586361161It's about to burst.
if mambo survives, we should kill the doxxsite for giving us false hope of mambogeddon.
>borrowed speed bakushin instead of guts bakushin
>>586361273>guts bakushinlol
>>586361273>accidentally did the right thing
>>586360304You missed the race...
>>586360495Pog???
>>586361236What a sexy creature
>>586361329?? what race
>>586361236Spechud HATE
>>586361235SEX
>>586361418https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoRwoksuergTenno Sho
>>586360495my pelvis...
>>586360408>refuses sex with you>wastes your carats because her support card is human rights>you end up not being able to scout your oshii hate this bitch like you don't believe. i hope they hold out on her banner during the entirety of GM and replace it with something else.
Did you use the extra hour to get more fans?
>>586360593sexy, yes. but her support card literally bricks your account if she agemasens you. probably the worst support card banner to ever be released in the history of uma
>>586360374Yap Falcon
WHERE'S MR.CB? WHERE'S THE NEW SCENARIO?
>>586361678it might literally be 1st of december
>>586361612Yes I got in an extra auto and then in the last 20 minutes did a rushed manual run to failure for 500k fans
Flash still got it
>>586361473OMFG BS RESULTSsomehow didn't get spoiled at least lole thanks for letting me knowgod damn it looks so pretty love that time of day with the luscious green turf...aaaaa
>>586361612I'm still doing parent loops while on tallying.
>>586361721Lovey-dovey sex with Wife Motion
>>586361612I did, but now I'm free to do ace runs until my meme team is done
Thoughts?
Does it make any sense to stay on A+ if I'm consistently pulling 300 per month?
>>586361970only you can answer that question depending on what you want with a club
>>586360495Who the fuck is Phalaenopsis and what does she even do?
>>586361970300 fans is good enough for mambo
>>586361970No. clubs are only used to earn carats, the players in them don't matter.You should join the top clubs, those indonesians earn the most carats
>>586361970If you like your club, yesif you don't mind leaving them behind you might as well join /uma/club and get the bonus S gibs
>>586361721Everyone was tallking about the Ebayan race that I completely forgot about this one, would have said something about it yesterdayWas rooting for CDN of course but he jobbedAnd my underdog fav Seiun Hades jobbed too
the more I see of ramonu, the more anxious I get of her inevitably cucking me out of getting her card to MLB...
>>586361970mambwo nyo...
>>586362069that's just statistically impossible honey
waheymorningu
>>586361970It's all about sentimental value at that point if you had to ask
>>586362114It's noon bwo
Imagine getting Helios in daily paid pulls? Best feeling in the world
>>586362102you haven't been through the hell I was in when I used up in 600 for each of the current core three SSRs
if you wanted carats, maybe try getting a job
caved in and got the daily carat pack last month. how much of a difference maker are the daily paid pulls? specifically, when it comes to support cards?
Is it a good idea to use Kitasan White as parent to Tama festival? Looks like a good idea? Or nah?
>>586362195yeah so what.....
>>586362318What are you planning to do?
>>586362318elaborate a bit why
any chance they increase the free pulls for ramonu wit?
>>5863616782nd of december
>>586362302>specifically, when it comes to support cards?Bad idea, also 500 carats it's only 10 days of daily pulls, it's better to roll Umas
>>586362318don't make cm23 parents until GM drops you will be wasting time
next bread will be butter
You're a fucking horse girl you stupid fuckWhat do you want me to do
>>586362395lol
>>586362395lmao
hateramonuhateramouhateramonuhateramonu
>>586362395svrely they'll merge it with ancestors just like they released throne at the strat of MANT!!!!
>>586362372>>586362374First of all, im kinda new, but idea is something like>Kitasan White is insane parent for fronts, just like Seyun Sky>It's a good idea to give Tama angling for lucky pace >So you can use Kita white too as parrent and positioning is good you need to be 3 or less, good for pace
>>586362395you had months to prepare gwo. if it's really bad just flip burgers for a while and then you'll have enough for Ramonu after they delay it again
>>586361909Some people are doing team trials but can't send an auto. What the fuck? It's like extra 30 seconds.
>>586362395No, 120 is already the maximum they do. But there is a chance that the Ancestors card is added to the banner.>>586362428Nonsense, making parents now is perfectly fine as long as you hit SS reliably.It's not like GM being out is going to instantly get you anything good for parent farming.
>>586362448...to give her something good to eat?
>>586362426fuck. so I got the carat pack for nothing?>>586362521that would be worse since it will dilute further the amount of ramonus you get
>>586362395
>>586362573>But there is a chance that the Ancestors card is added to the banner.no there isn't
>>586362448*unzip pants*eat this
>>586362428Yeah i wont ofc>>586362580>fuck. so I got the carat pack for nothing?You getting ten pull of out it and 500 paid carats (another ten pulls with daily rolls) pretty good value though
I still haven't used my starter selector. Missing 2 umas from it.
>>586362448>fucks suzuka’s plushie in front of her Your move creep
>>586362580>that would be worse since it will dilute further the amount of ramonus you gethow the fuck do people still not understand how banners work.ramonu is 0.75% and if ancestors is added, it's also 0.75%all it would do it get you less spooksdouble banners are always better than single banners
ALL THE FUCKING SPARKS IN THE WORLD AND THE ONLY THING THIS BITCH INHERITS IS RAINY FUCKING DAY FROM THE BORROWED GRANDPARENT
>>586362580thats not how probabilty works....
>>586362469>>586362483>>586362614
GIVE ME COCK BALL RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
>>586362553>im kinda newI assume you're building for CM23, yes you can do that. But wait until GM comes for easier SS and better skills. >Kitasan White is insane parent for fronts, just like Seyun SkyOnly for mediums specifically. Probably a couple exceptions but I haven't looked into it.
>>5863627032mama...
>>586362553kitasan white inherit can work for pace chasers so you can do that if you wantbut I wouldnt bother with angling
>>586362720should I bring dom doms for this?maybe speed eaters too
OISU NAISU NEICHA DEEEEESSSSSSSS
>>586362580You'll get about 1500 carat trinkled in throughout the a month. Also if you buy the carat pack for 3 months you can pull on a scam banner with the 1500 paid carat you saved, implying you don't do paid daily pulls
>>586360540
new gaslight just dropped
>>586362815dominator if using brickeytriple speed eater if you aren't
>>586362684doesn't that just mean you have a higher chance of getting OLB ramonu and OLB ancestors instead of a 1LB ramonu in 200?
>>586362882That's nice anon but what's the gold skill
>>586362553If you read kita white ult conditions you'll notice it has a length requirement and it's mostly effective in medium tracks
>>586362873carat draining haguma-denying support card banner
rape potential I THINK>>586362064yuhhh same AND same........kwab getting retired after this year for sure...
>>586363008I mean there's no way anyone would be playing Pace Tama on Sprint/Dirt Mile
Another million fans for dancho.
Shiny Flashhttps://x.com/chiikawa_opan/status/2116823595389432086
>>586363121gwocho, fans during tallying go to the void :(
>>586363008>>586362740>Tama festival is medium umaThis is even better bwos>>586362778I need to have it bwo...
>>586360495No one will believe me
>>586360781I haven't failed yet (believe it or not).I'm itching for it tho, and I touched a little bit without finishing
>>586363176Other umamusume fear her so they might.
>>586363149frashu is a very pretty horse
Tomakomai
>>586360495But she's my childhood friend, she wouldn't do such a thing to me, right?
>>586362943You have a 3% chance for an SSR. A rate up SSR is 0.75% chance, so with only one card on the banner, spooks are 2.25% and with two cards, spooks are 1.5%.>>586362826It's probably better to just save paid carats from anniversary selectors or other packs to eventually use on step-up banners (starting from the 3rd anniversary), which are a pretty decent deal.
come dirt with me.338572583385725833857258
>>586363283He is!
>>586361970>consistentlynope, move up
>>586363285How was it
>>586363329Too early gwo...
>>586362553>lucky paceIMO unlikely to happen in CM23, but it should be fine anyway as she has strong mid-race to climb the ranks.You may also consider OG Spechan, who has basically the same affinity and a similar inherit but requires you to overtake someone in the late-race. Could be a good combo.
I explained to my trainer how disgusting and gross and fat uma hags are and he was very interested and kept asking me for more details.... so i told him their eggs are expiring so they're really desperate and they'll drain you... I never saw him again....
>>586363382>>586363285I can understand why Tarumae is so fucking fat now. Someone post her fat tits.
>>586363391please?
Is ao3 kil forever?
>>586363073Looks good I think but I dun know anything about backliner umas desu. I'll join some rooms if you wanna test her outSooner he retires sooner he becomes an uma at least. I really wanna roll for him, we'll still have to wait another 4 years or something after he comes out tho...Maybe I'll make a JP account would be cool messing around a bit there to check out all the new scenarios
>>586363475only for 2 weeks
>>586363525>Maybe I'll make a JP account would be cool messing around a bit there to check out all the new scenariosbeen kinda wanting to do this but rotting with 2 uma accounts is too much so I'll prolly just wait...
>>586360495
>>586363462Now I want one too
>>586363073I think of doing end Inari one too, but people says it's better to bring dom...
>>586363628dom is gay and homosexual so I will try anything to not resort to that...
Hokko Taraumae's written sizes don't seem to match her body's actual sizesHuh?
Any clubs that'll have some spot after reset?
>>586363771You will know in exactly 4 hours.
>>586363748Some Umas have cheater bullshit outfits see also: Fuji Kiseki
>>586363329Join pls 2/3
>>586363771mambo
>>586363771see>>586358629>uma&co, dacchis, umadash, autisuma and rebricked
>>586363591I won't be super active on it if I make it, probably won't even do any CMs. I'd just use it to uma roll. Sometimes Global is kinda dead too. My Dirt teams pretty much done so I don't have anything to do other than auto parents till GM comes out
skip skippy 67
I don't get it, why did Dober start talking about pairs?
>>586363771umatism
>>586363805noget a life
fucking hell almost forgot cm started today
>>586363832>>586363832/uma/ club has one too but you'd be replacing a very friendly chatty random that filled and made the quota so it's iffy
>>586363938d-don't take it wrong!!!!!
I want to roll for the Wei Demon because I like her seiyuu, but guhhh... my pull plan isn't letting me do it.
I am a sensitive young trainer without a club
>>586363921skip 7
>>586362882>brand new card is the same as a 2 year old onewhat was cygames thinking
>>586364167???you think card stats are ever gonna change?
Tama sexohttps://litter.catbox.moe/m1b0eemmo1jf3ww9.jpg
Why is Biwa so eager about ruining Brian's street cred?
>>586364230Ramonu kinda did mog all the precious wit cards
>>586363329No one is joining
>>586364256was there a full archive of this artist's stuff somewhere?
>>586364230???you don't?
>>586363837yuh same mega casual open if anything, I wanna play Still...
>>586364278Because she's the big sister
Jongers?!
>>586364281>Ramonugenuinely, kill that overpowered piece of shit card. never should have been made.
>>586364281honestly wit teio and wit oguri are really good cards
>>586360495She can try
>>586360495lol.
>>586364230we are still in the period where cygames have not quite figured out how to milk us like the little piggies we arebut do not worry, it's starting soonprepare your tit milk for the constant power creep
>>586364514...
>wake up>danon decile wonSPEGOOOOOOOODS
>>586363329yay ok I'm happy, will improve digitan nextmore rooms soon hopefully
so washed xitter doesn't recommend him as a search anymore
>>5863630254 years of foresight. If you dont have enough carats for Ramonu and your oshis you have no one to blame but yourself
>>586364572>festive miracle proc on moxie and she moves forward>heart goes doki dokiyeah, doing that......... only need to survive inspos...
i want to fuck uma i want to fuck uma i want to fuck uma
>>586364626what are your inspo goals thenA/A/A?or like F/S/A
>>586364613I am on track to have 3 sparks saved up, but it feels like she's gonna act like a bitch and restrict me to 3LB even with all of that. Yes, I have a crystal but it will feel like absolute shit to not see her roll in at least once in all those pulls
>>586363938Don't worry about it
ushimusume
>>586364536evil horse
>>586364565spechud might soon disappear from the title screen but her legacy will rule over the keiba anyhow
>>586364613>>586364726also, it will heavily lock me out of specialist cards if Ramonu does end up cucking me. which she will, because she is a ruthless bitch who preys on an anon's suffering
>>586364572>My CM 19 mile winer taiki was like 7th hereDamn it's funny, i already doing my parrents
she's big
it does not feel rng heavy at all
sambauma uma sambasamba samba samba samba
sweet lovemaking with Dober
>>586364850sprint being rng is a shitter cope anywaywe've known that since cm9
>>586364850post you're taishin
>>586360495I'm in danger?
>>586364725Mile S, front A, dirt A of course.
laurel's screams during the gang beast CM...
Rickey is the next hitler
>>586364572IM FUCKING RETARDED I THOUGHT IT WAS STAM/GUTS SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT so I've been optimizing for 600/600 (with great mood) guhhhhhhhhhat least it didn't affect inari>>586364835technically they are reusable, but there are plenty of good dirt skills you want to grab now from shop hints so would suck to miss out on those. especially Muddy
>>586364942what of it?
>>586364872Am I allowed to have Dober's birthday gift be a kiss on the cheek
>>586364879she's #ok
rorel fuck sex sex sex sex
>>586364926bruh......may umallah be with you
i woke up what a terrible day
honestly at this point i wish umamusume was actually a bit more randomforesight + simulations have killed lot of the magic
>>586365240not me
that 5%? me. because that cold-hearted stacy is a complete and utter bitch
>>586365038That's sexual harassment
steamed ogulin soup...
It's No Nut November
surely you guys saved SOME uncap crystal right?getting MLB with pulls alone is a very bad idea
I hate ramonu. I hate GM.
>>586365116need to remake a parent and it will be a front B+dirt A situation, so it's only 2 inspos that are neededsurely I'll get lucky, or just give up at some point thanks for the hosting btw
>>586365240I would never play a gacha without foresight. These companies want to bleed your dry for every cent you got and I'll take every advantage I can get. I dont use sims lol
Ogurin....?
>>586364381idk how much catch up mechanics JP has but comp stuff just feels too hard, no Seiun, no Epiphaneia. Feels impossible to build anything good.I hear people hype Stills career a lot really wanna roll for her in Global too. Lot's of other careers I'd wanna do in JP too, Calstone, Cheval Grand, Espoir, Chrono, Almond Eye etcI don't really wanna buhi for selectors in JP tho tho so yeah... I don't think I'll manage to play all of them till they come out in Global
how long does Tachyon speed remains relevant after GL?
>>586365448>tattoos
>>586365418not all of us were lucky enough to MLB kita, creek, and finemo, bwomaybe it's just me. the biggest lucklet posting in this thread
>>586365418I will have 4.So I'll roll 200 and spent however many I need to MLB it.
>>5863654822 more scenarios, you will ONLY use it for paces on GM tho
>>586365482If you're a pace main then she lives until SiL
>>586365448That's a tranny
>>586365448>ugly tattoos>oguri crap cosplayUma larp
Nice Nature November
>>586365509that alone ruins itwhy do ppl get them I don't get it
mambros... we did it... again.. but at what cost..
Jerked off to uma samba again.
>>586365616>posting a man
>>586365629>502
>>586365240Same desu. There’s almost never a moment where someone wins off random bullshit with the sole exception of running Summer Goldship
>>586365482DOA on GM because 0 RB
reminder to my fellow umaericans, reset is now at 10am est again
>ancestors will be added to Ramonu bannerWHY ARE PEOPLE GASLIGHTING THIS SO HARD? IT'S LIKE YOU WANT TO BE KEKKED
>>586365428I guess it's not THAT bad then...still lots of resetting tho but would be kewl. good luck and np>>586365472yeh prolly have to splooge a bit if you want to even be somewhat competitive just for open so best to save that for idk if someone hacks the global servers and deletes everything + backups lol
>completing no nut november gives you a unique trainer skill>november also coincides with an umamusume’s heat cycle What did the three goddesses mean by this
>>586365594GM may not be this month, but I'll still enjoy NNN thoroughly.
I've forgotten to jerk off before NNN started...
>>586365747>he doesn't know
>>586365782Nonstop Nakadashi November with Mejiro Dober
>>586365775Stop fapping to the whore
>>586365629If I got up early I could have done a few more runs
>>586363460>bro not again
>>586365768it's not a gaslightit's a plea of desperation
>went through the trouble of using B*jin to make an Ardan NSM ace>it's complete ass and Curren who has to rely on Competitive Spirit + Winter Runner + Focus Groundwork has the most winsIs GW Pace seriously the new meta at this point?
>>586365448Funny how this tatooed whore tried to hide it. They'll never be as pure as umas
autis/uma/ has ONE slot available this month for any dacchi wanting to join an A+ club with the main rule being play the game and hit 45m/month (which is basically 1.33 clanker runs per day!) if you wanna join send me your id and i'll add you as soon as the reset comes around and i kick our bwo who couldnt even make it close to quota this monthsee you there
seeing Ramonu, and the word "Ramonu" is already cauaing me to spiral. Fuck, the banner can't come soon enough so that I can come to terms with that bitch cucking me out of uncaps already
>>586365768GM is the most hated scenario in JP tier lists precisely because of the shit they pulled with ancestors bannerCygames is AWARE and WILL rectify it for their global audienceSource: i read it from the shit stains in tracen toilet bowl
>>586365902>Is GW Pace seriously the new meta at this point?Always has been. I talked about this like back in old-Unity. Pace is kind of similar to fronts.
>>586365902thats because NSM doesnt work
>>586365902always has been you just didn't want to listen
>>586365932It's around December, start buying carats, goy.
naked nice nature
>>586365902>use bad card>make bad umahuh
Isn't it possible to check Mambo's club rank if we just went to their club info ingame?
>>586365902>he doubted witGOD
mejiro fuck mejiro sex mejiro umanko
>>586365902gw pace is so retarded just front atp lolby just running one I'm cucking everyone trying to promote so they waste 5 gorillion spalso a good counter to pasa in general at least with machan
>snackers getting antsy alreadyuh huh
>>586366003Thanks witgod.
>>586366062cygames hides the final tallies til done tallying
>umama hours Sigh
I haven't trained any aces yet any tips? I don't have cheer halopace Oguri+Flower+Curren fine?
Remember, no snacks.
>>586366178How will we know if what rank they got after the tally
>>586366242Good enough
So how was your Halloween? Did you go outside or just grind Uma all day?
curren game!
Neth actually carried mambo
>>586366276>outsideLMAO
>>586366276I met up with irl friends and we played a apsooky tabletop one shot. It was a lot of fun.What about your Halloween, anon?
halloween isnt a real holidayjust a burger invention
i did trick or treat the trick was rape
>>586366384You mean the treat
>>586366265mambros will get a splash screen with reward like everyone else after tally finishes
>>586366276I’m stuck at work dealing with a weirdo patient who says they hate me but respect my work ethic and having to watch over a dude that’s about to die in a day or so
rape is not funny
>>586366276I went to sleep at 7 and woke up at midnight to texts and messages from friends not even an hour after I went to sleep if I wanted to go out just finished my CM runs, made it to A
>>586366331My Kitasan New Year parents refused to give me groundwork spark and I start thinking /uma/ lied to me
I want to remove an umamusume's ear socks.
End Uma Rape
>>586366276why are you asking this when all the halloween-observing people have gone to bed
>>5863664547 and I rape you
>>586366430both actually
#Umayuru: Full Gate! Ep. 6: Oguri Goes on a Diet!Watch Now:https://youtu.be/lMIccHKAHaoNYOOOOOO
>>586366537THE STEAMY HOT SUMMER OF 97
>>586366435what's up with cafeposters being doctors
>>586366561But I'm awake>t.Kraut
I made up the concept of Halloween. You're welcome.
Don't sweat it, playing without cards is ok.It's just more difficult, but might actually be more fun.I don't get how whales keep playing CMs (they don't, many corpses in my follower list) because it's just super easy mode for them like what's even the point.
>>586366649Another Ludokino episode
>>586366276I forgot it was halloween, or NNN, almost forgot it was Sunday alreadyI was clanking on uma while also clanking myself
>>586366649>Gold ShittyNyo
>>586366649This group needs Yaeno Muteki to be complete.
>>586366708Halloween would be more of a Mejiro concept they’d have made up.
>>586366629too baaaad
>>586366276I spent the day at the office and was only reminding it was Halloween by the drunk people on the bus when I finally went home at 8pm
>>586366830Fine doesn't act like this delete this.
>>586365902my non groundwork paces are winning might be skill issue
>>586366649She's the soup now...
>>586366806But why do you have pictures of her saved then?
>>586366819she's right there though
fuck, I lost Nice Nature November
>>586366932
>>586365769Probs better to play/do something else instead of umaJP. I've been neglecting watching anime I'd like to watch.Maybe I'll download it if there's an Uma I really really like, was kinda considering it with Phalaenopsis but didn't end up downloading.I think you should do the same thing, maybe if there's a SiL rerun or an alt since you really like her. Just don't get tempted into winning a CM with her and stressing yourself out cause of it, you can wait for her to come out in Global for that
>>586366243i'm so hungry..... i haven't snacked in forever...
>>586366649>oguri's so fat her bathwater is functionally soup brothdamn i might add this to my fat fuck slander collection
>>586367052Don't...
>>586367031>you can wait for her to come out in Global for thatFASTER CYGAYS FASTER
SAMBA MAINICHI SAMBA UMA UMA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA SAMBA
>>586366980>he doesn't save examples of umas being shitty people
>>586367052we just had freebs
>>586366819Blindbwo?
>>586366276I slept the whole day yesterday and went drinking the night. Was out the whole day today instead tho
>>586367107Norn Ace is not a SLUT
i love my flatty wife
I'm going full course for both helios and ines
CHILD MAKING SEX WITH TACHYON
>>586367052
>>586367286Wait for Ines because Helios might spook you on her banner
>>586367286
snacking is funa cheeky tenner on a new banner never hurt anyone
Now that we are the fastest general on /vg/. What is the future of /uma/?
>>586367379Falco pointers always have my back, thank you my neigha for good advice
>>586367379hmm truethere's no immediate need for Helios since she wouldn't be able to run the dirt and their banners overlap a littleThanks falcobro! you're not even the snaking variant!
>>586367474It's just 30% less efficient on carats use, so it's fine if you're ok with that.
>>586367543we are all gonna die in the end
>>586367578Shinko has them hips though
mmmmmm snacking
>>586367675No
>>586367578>zooma>wolfmawhat is the appeal?
>>586367578I’ve seen too much Windy and Windy’s boot porn to not roll for her.
>>586367702Shinko will give you straight teeth.
>>586367578>dueling based ultwindy stinky
>>586367740zoomas are sexy because they're the most recent wave of young girlsgen alpha is even worse
>>586367702Yes
>>586367804>ripping your dick offYeah, no.>>586367826No zoomers
bro
>>586367578both are skips
>>586367903>localization schizo is here
>>586362720>front xogwhat the fuck
8910 escape goats
>>586367971true, ryan valentines is only 8 days away!
Oi has a long final straight after all
>>586367972>giving (You)sRetard
>>586367908How is she faking the tail?
>>586367992>>586362720xoggy dom dom is back baby. THE SOUL OF UMA MUSUME
I'm running Taiki and Granny Acute for Acquarius, but who else do I run?I don't want to run F*lco.
>>586367998Ugly tomboy
rickey copa
>>586367967Somehow Maya found a way to retire faster than 1st event slot Love Advice
>>586362882marvey card is utter garbageshe'd need +32 speed clicks to make up for her lower specialty priorityshe barely edges ahead in SP but her skill list also sucks so what's the point
>>586368209Nyo
theoretically speaking, what conditions would create the longest dueling?spurt being all a straight?what styles?
>>586368209I never want to go back to GL, I hate the snowballing that you can't recover from if you fuck up
>>586368209nobody will be saying this thoughbeit
spec priority feels like a gaslight
>>586368121Smart Falcon
>>586367967brian (triple crown super horse) wouldnt do that to you, just saying
>>586368404
>>586368339strictly speaking you can just high roll and it doesn't matter but if you're talking averages then people are just bad at math and think you can subtract percentages
>finally look at the monthly schedule >literally nothing to roll all month piece of shit game BE MORE ENTERTAINING
Good afternoonYou guys ate a lot of bweads
>>586368209I will never miss GL just like I dont miss MANT. I dont miss the URA or Aoharu days either tbdesu.
>>586368452How about I roll you?
snackin'
soliddark
>>586368423
>>586368473I miss the URA days when everything was fresh and new and still fun
After a month of being a toreina, I still don't get the outfits: why when I race against other umas in career, they have a different outfit from when they're my trainee? Hishiama was the only exception, but I think most have the Tracen flavoured outfit? I like it, at times even more than their own special wear, but I'm just confused about it.Narita Tachyon was an outlier, she was in her mechanic outfit during whole career, but when in other careers she's wearing that flamboyant costume without glassesCan I change them by the way?
>>586368285a last straight long enough, the dirt mile CM has 500m so dueling is sick hereends and fronts want dueling
>>586360495>Almond Eyeneat
>>586368285Longchamp final straight (800m)
>>586368556>After a month of being a toreina, I still don't get the outfits: why when I race against other umas in career, they have a different outfit from when they're my traineeumas get a unique outfit when they get 3 stars or moreyou need to use either statues/star pieces to unlock star levels for your 1 and 2 star trainees
>>586368556Anon you have to upgrade to 3*I'm quite sure Tazuna told you this if you read her tips
I forgot there were other career aside from URA... I've done 8 proper careers in URA until now, when am I supposed to try another career? Do I do it with the same umas or with other ones? I'm scared
>>586360495>Calstone Light OI know nothing besides the fact that she's autistic.Easy to avoid getting raped if I show her train videos
What's this delay shit you retards are speaking of?
>>586368687whenever you're ready sweetie
>>586368709developmental delay
>>586368691every uma is autistic thoughwell 95%
>>586360495But I hate lolis
>>586368709they didn't shorten the gap between windy's banner and the 2nd anniversary banners/new scenario (which they also didn't do for 1.5) so people are schizoing out about how they're going to merge ramonu and ancestors banners
>>586368645>>586368671But can I go back to tracen outfit, also, what about Narita Tachyon's case? Also, how are umas named? I don't think Agnes Tachyon and Narita Tachyon are related, but they share the Tachyon?
>>586365482You could use her alongside Pasa until Almond Eye if you really wanted to pull on as little as possible for some reason
>>586368798yes and it depends, names are weird for horses
im giving up...which one would you field?main difference is one has daring strike but not leap forward and the other the oppositeumalator is saying the leap forward one by 0.7L????
>>586368798Who the fuck is Narita Tachyon
>>586368784My trainee isn't
>>586360495Ardan would never rape so this is invalid.
>they are releasing the three goddesses scenario card early bro trust mejust like how THE THRONE was released at the beginning of MANT right
>>586368867Left
>>586368923Except throne wasn't a scenario link card and lasted 1 CM in JP
>>586368867Right
>>586368958>tranny hag
>>586368923difference is that releasing ancestors early would be a good move for players, while moving the must pull pal to the start of the scenario everyone hated would be annoying as hell.I dont think it's happening but it's possible we get another hundred free pulls like on Riko/Rice.
>>586368923Nobody wanted early throne
>>586368725But when will I be ready, what should I be ready for. I don't think umas' stories change, so only the career tidbits do, meaning I can do it with new umas I guess
>>586368470
>>586369063every sloptuber out there was calling it a must roll and hoping it came early bro don't try to rewrite history
>>586368470konnichimile
>>586368867Power is really important in sprints, so left
>>586368958>cutie hag
>>586369131>every sloptuber out there was calling it a must roll
Pearl wife
>>586369241He said sloptuber, not kinotuber.
>>586369241witGAWD is a gemtuber doe
>>586369241what did witgod say about ancestors?
>>586360495AAAAAAAA
>>586369293Borrow the card because Ramonu is more important. Probably does not apply if you can roll both.
>>586368891...don't tell Taishin I misremembered her name with me spending so much time with Agnes Tachyon...
Handsome grandpa
>>586369131If Throne came early it would have been a must roll, yes. That's the reason nobody wanted her to come early retard
so this is what happens when you highroll... you become the demon you dread
jongers... ?
>>586369293same video telling you both cards were a scam
>>586368849>yes and it dependsPlease elaborate, I don't like Narita Taishin Hephasteus outfit
Uma theory crafters. If you could get Ayabe with sprint S would she be any good on this CM since she'd most likely get the extra condition for her ult activated?
>>586369438based team
>>586369443About to eat lunch and play some persona...
>>586369464gameplay expert here Ayabe is bad in every distance, hope it helped
>>586369269ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>586369515>personaKill yourself
By the way, can I clean my roster a bit, can I merge them or something
>>586369464Her ult procs right at the start of the accel phase so no
reminder to save your friend points so you can buy 50 star pieces for 30k for each gyaru during gal week
>>586369443>open jong game>collect daily jade>close gamejonged so hard
>>586369569well yeah that's how you summon your persona
>>586369570yes, you can glue your veterans in the veteran list. Should be enhance tab in the main menu
>>586369570there are occasional transfer events giving you rewards for unwanted umas. You can hold onto them too until then, or just straight transfer them, but you'll won't get much for them this way.
>>586369656wasn't it about facing your true self
What style do people use for Neo Universe?
>>586369614>gyarusNo
>>586369698>>586369716>glue>transferis it the same thing? Also, I do'nt like the sound of transfer, I prefer glueing them to the same uma
should i remake my front machan into pace machan
>>586369691Eishin Fuck
speaking of persona, the remake of 1 looks kino even if it's just persona 5 but purple, but I'm not looking forward to it personally because it'll 100% have the horrible PSP soundtrack because zoomers love their japanese songs with incomprehensible english lyrics that mean nothing
Don't come to sprint/miles CM after evo Pearl haters, you not gonna like it.
>>586369723yeah, the way to summon your persona changes from game to game, they shoot themselves in the head in 3, but it's all very symbolic, they're not actually killing themselves
>>586369803Transfer is a limited time event that gives you star pieces or other rewards in exchange for your veteran uma
ohthis run is going to be shit isnt it...
I got the bakushin boots, they smell like sakura
>>586369770Late innit? her secret event is for late hints
>>586369770r.cowgirl in space is just doggy
>>586369554Lies and slander>>586369593Dang, is that bad?
>>586369897last time I got this I printed out a UF2 Pasa without mile S
Ayabe is also a dogshit wife.
>>586369770I'm pretty sure she's THE late surger parent is you are a latefig you really want her.
>>586369954>t.whale
>>586369954>is that badWhat good does additional target speed do you if you havent accalerated to your normal target speed yet?
>>586369856yeah, I know, I played P3-P4, I thought it was something new in P5 or P5X
>>586370010*if
dotohttps://n.uguu.se/NRQyJTob.png
Is there any reason to do team races more than once? From my understanding, it's just 'do your best run' and only your highest score is taken into account, there's no 'accumulation' or something, so until you get new umas or higher rank ones, there's no reason to do it again?Also, is there a spending spreadsheet
>>586370151make them bigger
>>586369829can you really blame me for disliking peal after she relentlessly bullied me every day during MANT, I'm the victim here
meisho dotooo desuuuu
>>586370056
>>586370151basado
>>586369464It works as a way to instantly proc leap forward>most likely get the extra condition for her ultYou don't have enough time to reach +0.45 before reaching late-race unless you have an accel skill active for some reason
>>586370240it's rough being an oshi gamer sometimes
>>586370240Stop, I'll go play mahjong once I do few more runsI'll never escape the silver room anyways
eshin flashing
>>586370356>sometimesIt's always rough. It's absolute dogshit experience in any Xmas Oguri CMs.
>>586370162you get random rewards including carats sometimes from winning races, plus you accumulate bond points
>>586370229Should've used that as a warning what's to come
They really don't want me to have a good cheerleader halo ace
HOLE BITCH
>>586370229but she was a hero in unuty!?
even with red skills (most are garbage btw) no one is going to use Pearl for NOTHING, no one wants discount Maru and Bono mogs her too
>>586370692On my Kingu ace run I had at least 3 occasions where she got mood down and the moment I used an outing to boost mood she'd get mood down again. Still turned out alright.
Bono isn’t working I may have to sell my soul to Curren for this CM
>>586370151She's fat
>>586370831She'll take care of you
>>586370831Dont do it anon... you have so many other options available to you
>>586370843NTR live...
>>586361235This doujin singlehandedly made me do a 180 on Grass Wonder, good shit
>>586370229i have loved pearl since the day her support card first randomly appeared and gave me energy
>Only just now got the joke that LINE is called LANE
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly relaly relaly really really relaly relaly really really really relaly relaly really really really relaly relaly relaly really relaly relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really relaly really really really relaly really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>586371423
>>586368209I would miss MANT way more than I would ever miss GL unironically
>>586360304hopecore for inarichads
>>586371520God I wish that were me.
>>586369982not great not terribleill take it for an emergency 3rd
tama dacchis did we do it I went to sleep early
>>586370831Out of my four losses so far, one of them was to a Bono. Hang in there brodaccho
>>5863717163rd place is not bad right
>>586371520i forget sometimes that these two were active racers at the same time
>>586371716why don't you ask in the club retard
>>586371716Yep!
>>586371781SHUDDUP I AM ON MY PHONE THIS IS FASTER
>>5863717162nd place, the umankos stole first
i want to join tamalove...
any clubs hiring in 1 hour I'm good with B+ or A
>>586371869mambwo nyo...
soon....
STOP THE COUNT
>>586371869they might have an opening in 2hrs bwo
>>586371869mambwo why...
>>586371767Wish there were more interactions with them in game but the little we did get was nice.
>>586371828I meant hit A+ but I was speccing that race too and saw danchou got 2nd hell YEAH>>586371805easy
>>586371885see >>586365917>b+ or ai mean if you can hit 45m then you're welcome in our a+ club :)
>>586371885off the top of my head:UmaDash and Autisuma will have slots (they have said so in other threads)other than that im sure other clubs will start posting ads soon
Forever Fraud
Stego cute but they made her ears too big here. Her ears are supposed to be on the smaller side and is why I want to put them in my mouth.
>>586369921
>>586370612I will teach Falco all about that kind of love
>>586371937ah that, A+ was ez no sweat of course we did>>586371869go stalk danchou so if someone leaves for some reason you can join, since you can't apply ingame
boysex
How big is too big for an Uma?
>>586360495Help.
>>586369829I'll just luckshit a perfect 0.5 accel activation
>>586372154>tomboy >gingerEw>>586372196Ban black umas from competitions
UMADash has room for 1 torena. Quota is 70M/month, we're comfy A+-ranked.Drop your ID if you're interested
>>586372262>gay>faggotEw
i wnat fuck admire groove
>>586371716Guess its my cue to (re)post the results of the dancho cup - tenno sho autumnAnd now that its confirmed we're not getting Grand Masters in November here are the upcomong races for the month;1. Short Distance Championship- Mile Championship- November 22 (also confirming that autis/uma/ will host the race once again)2. Dancho Cup Autumn Triple Crown- Japan Cup November 29Dancho Cup current standings 1st- Uma&co 10pts2nd- TamaLove 9pts3rd- Bricked 8pts4th-ButtSweat 7pts5th- uma0 : /app/ 6pts6th- Horse Game 5pts7th-- Fingerdark 4pts8th- Dacchis 3pts9th- Autis/uma/ 2pts10th- ExcelUma 1 pt11th- HonseFun 1ptthanks to our roomhost and (You) for participating in the fun
>>586372228there's nothing we can do for you
>>586372268Sorry, I'm team Dia
did like 30 clubs get deleted?
>>586372315https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11769747
>>586372268>Quota>comfy
>>586372414>did like 30 clubs get deleted?SEA didnt try this month....
>>586360495I'm safe, she doesn't know what that is.
>>586372268Kita is fine and all, but she cant even give sleevejobs
>>586372262>Ban black umas from competitions
>>586372443yes, anon, if you want to be in an A+-ranked club, you have to actually play the game and either loop parents or do fan runs.
>>586372509They have too much testosterones.
>>586372414This is an old screenshot
>>586372443Rather a tiny quota than whatever heart attack inducing stress mambwos have to go through each month
>>586372489>ywn be sleeve voredWhy even live
>>586372630You know you can just check uma.moe yourself right
>>586372489a Dia is fine too
>>586372320>Mile ChampionshipTrack conditions? Or are you going to wait for the actual mile ch to get more accurate conditions? Also it will be on Kyoto and not Hanshin like cm18 Mile ch right?
>>586372630it's not...
>>586372687what's inside?
>>586372687>hot spring ticket
>>586372607
>>586372737All the races will have fall(excepr arima) firm and sunny conditions to keep it simple.
>>586365917I always wanted to ask why are you using March as the club ads actressNothing against it, in fact I like her, but she isn't in game
>>586372829So ugly and masculine
>>586372607Kris S will see a spike in estrogene soon
>>586372050forever kwabbed
>>586372829>no soundaaaaaaaAAAAAA
>>586372607hishiama will have my eternal appreciation for spooking me and giving me a 2nd endcloser to use my golshi parents with during the golshi longslop era
>>586360495How can she rape? HOW CAN SHE RAPE!?>>586372829WHERE'S THE FUCKING MUSIC
>>586367616>we are all gonna die in the endmight as well rape before dying
>>586372050>>586372950Fraudever Kwab
>>586372443this mindset is why mambo has potentially dropped into A
loyal>mcqueen>suzuka>spe>ayabe>brian>curren>taishin>genesisunloyal>mambo>neicha>ntr>bakushin>maya>falco>king>sweepybbc only>kitasan>teio>ardan>rice >bue>still>donna>xina
I'm really tired and stressed out, can I get a pick me up smooch
>>586373080fuck off danchud
>>586373029Should have use the midget
>>586373080mambwo... next month will be butter...
>>586373080don't steal umama's bit
>Were indog clubs nuked?Find out in 50 minutes
>>586373070Umas hate negros
>>586373080can I punch you instead
>>586372867because old danchou used oguri in their marketing, and when i became danchou i decided upon fujimasa march because in cingrey, she tells oguri that even though oguri is leaving kasamatsu behind, fujimasa is going to keep running and running and running even after oguri is long since retired
>>586373143i did pull sweepy and inari when their banners came, but for a while it was golshi, hishiama, and maya holding down the fort
I love my wife even if she's balding
>>586372607Hey man I saw that the image you posted had an issue, so I fixed it
>>586373278brother your old danchud doesn't give a rats ass but I admire your dedication
>>586372867Neither was almond eye before that got noked so who gives a fuck, at least she's more relevant to global because cingrey is translated
is eden still untouched
I can't wait to KILL FLATLINERS and KICK LOW EARNERS>>586373372They're some shitter club that can't even break into top 1 because of the vibecoded bot being publicly available
>>586373278my club does something similar, the previous danchud was a fukubwo so we kept her as the mascot
lol
>>586373372once their technology because public they suddenly weren't special anymore. you know, when everybody is a superhero, then no one is
>>586373460oh no people might make good umas now
>>586373278Huh, yeah, that makes sense. That's pretty cool, danchou. I like club lore
>>586373428
>>586373336>not both
>>586373340The alternative is Ry*n so stop complaining
>>586373437>I can't wait to KILL FLATLINERS and KICK LOW EARNERSgiwtwmd
>>586373515new cryer
>>586373571dont say that...
>>586373254not according to *mama
this child is grooming me
who was even the first cryer (uma not the original ones from that other gacha)
>>586373515>Cave umas>>586373545Still ugly
>>586373080If you were anyone but the Chiyofag I would.
>>586373665Oguri
Raisu
>>586373638
>>586373665https://x.com/9IRDo6qmauIztUD/status/1995080689813946733/photo/1earliest i can find is ryan
>>586373818the pirate version is funnier
uma samba more like uma osama
>>586373818>not censoring the other innocent club members
>>586373818I'm in this image
did uma 9/11 happen
I wish I were Satano Diamond so I could've jumped on my trainer during Halloween and helped myself to all of his sweets while kids help themselves to the bucket outside and listen to him try whimper for help before being emptied.
>>586373628Ryan HATE!
>>586373926>defending ERPfags
>>586373959what
The fact that Curren's pajama is canonically see-through makes her the biggest whore in Tracen
>>586366276I worked. Nobody had candy out until after I was driving back to clock out.
>>586373818>* bleached *mamathe lore gets more complex
>>586373947umalocaust
>>586373963that Ryan dressing as Mcqueen
>>586373959YWNBAU
>>586373818>what they don't tel you is that the club room screenshot is actually placed there afterwards
>>586374142evil poorfag
>>586374142tama...
if I have zero interest in frontrunning but definitely want to play pace is it worth the last 100 pulls to spark kitasan white?
soon
>>586374142>eating decorative pumpkins that taste like shit
34 minutes mambros, do you think we made it?
>>586373818no one in this picture is white btw
>>586374220she's a good parent for paces so yeah, if you can afford it
>>586374053>curren chan will never glide across the room in her sheer pajamas as you and the boys were watching the game
We love Dober here, don't we folks
>>586374228Mein Führer... Mambo made it into A+
>>586374220if you can do it and still have 600 pulls on ramonu definitelyif you can do it but only have 400 pulls be prepared to be mega gem rapedanything else and no.
>>586374220no
umaraped
>>586366276This was the one time I had actually bought candy for everyone but not too long ago, a chinese guy was robbed at gun point by a roaming nigger and everyone around decided to not let their kids outside tonight so I have a bunch of candy sitting here.
>>586374369>misandrist >>586374390>no name
>>586373070niggas don't exist in the uma world. they're only good at some sports and maybe singing, umas already do both those things and way better so nature deemed them as useless and removed them
well-adjusted anons, are we still gaslighting the rest of the general into pulling for 1LB bourbon wit?
>>586373818yurr
>>586374520You don't need to gaslight them, they will MLB that card on their own. They can't refuse to do it.
>>586374325We'll know in due time
>>586373818poor b***zd*****. didn't deserve to be doxxed like this...
>>586374142The other day tama went to my house for trick or treating. I was kinda curious about what prank she'd pull so i chose trick. She stuttered and said "c-come again?" so i cleared my voice and said i wanted to get tricked. She was like "a-are you sure? But..." I insisted. She went down to her knees and said "D-don't shay that..." while sobbing. Turns out she didnt actually have any tricks prepared and yesterday's treats were supposed to feed her for the next month...
Are you ready?
>>586373818these two are still my OTP they were so perfect together
wawawawameisho doto desuuu
>>586374690Yes.
are you guys leaving mambo or staying
>>586374619he joined Mambo and they almost died, he can't catch a break
>>586374690Y-yes
>>586374650
>>586374790when he left autis/uma/ he did say he was on a quest to play in each club, so i wonder wheres next for him
it would be really fucking funny if no one left their clubs/got kicked
>>586361675
>>586374770millions will leave mambo this month for svre
i made dirt parents but i looked again and i selected turf sparkshow i do i fix my retard
mejiro doto o
>>586374325If we make it, I stay in the clubIf we don't make it, I leave the club
>>586374851nothing ever happens
I will make END Inari One dirt with 0Lb sweep tosho end card
>>586374881easy i just don't make parents
>>586374887sakuramatikane agnes symboli
it's mambwover
>>586374987how many CMs have you won?
>>586374770If danchud doesn't do anything about the flatliners, i'll leave next month
>>586374940You say that every month and it wont get easier...
>>586375062>next monthAnons would make great battered wives.
>>58637505411
>>586374220You could also just use a selector for her in a month
>>586375084Surely my wife Verxina wouldn't mind me visiting Gentildonna's office every once a week
>>586375084dont tell my umawife but i really like donna
>>586374790>b********** also was in autisuma when danchou left and they lost 9 membersMaybe he's Otonashi's alt?
>>586375073
>>586375198>>586375227>>>/r9k/
step #1 to a second S-club (and the death of mambo) is an /uma/cord.sorry, i don't make the rules.if you fucks want to make it habben then someone needs to tank the firing squad.
>>586375062There are low earners, but no flatliners. That wont change. You might as well leave, since we got no quota.
>>586375205I wanna be tiny in my wife’s cleavage
https://x.com/tenlock/status/2116842037446398405
>>586375338
7 decides what I kill my morning wood with
>>586375198>my wife Verxinaverxina traina would never say this>me visiting Gentildonna's office every once a weekverxina traina would say this
>>586375271No one wants to lead a 2nd /uma/ S club, Allen runs hjs club very well and its hard to replicate that(autism).
>>586375410Gyaru Kris Sex
>>586374845>becomes a schizo after Uma&cohe doesn't have what it takes
>>586375245
>>586375434ry*n
rolling 7 so anon has to masturbate to Ryan's ugly ass
>>586371913Succubus
>>586375434It's No Nut November
>>586375434air messiah
>>586375434you don't
>>586375434Stop gooning.
>>586374851There were a few clubs that dropped hard and it's of course the new bot tool's fault, but this tool was introduced mid month so its effect was not as strong. If no changes are made to the low earning clubs the next thing you will see by next month is the likes of Autis/uma/ and Uma&Co being in the same spot Mambo was today.
are we finally gonna eat good sisters?
She fucks chads
>>586375597
>>586375626danchud is too weak to do the needful.he's only brave when he's pointing an rpg at a cute robot.
Dacchis leaks and implosion SOON
>>586375680next month for sure
brown...
someone should make a new bread prior to reset
>>586374520It's 80 free rolls, it's just 120 extra for a spark, surely there's no reason to skip unless you do that cringe "maining a style" thing.
>>5863758715 mins until new bread
>>586375871bwo, A NEW DAY is over an hour away.
>>586375870
>>586375963nyo? daylight savings bwo, we're moved back 1 hour
>>58637596313min
>Suddenly /uma/ likes brown.Make up your minds faggots.
>>586375340Why gloves? Is it important to not contaminate a young horse or something?
>>586375963It's Daylight Savings
>>586376039>suddenlyhow long were you away, gwo?
>>586376041you don't want lice on you
>>586376041newborn, dont want blood or afterbirth on your hands
>>586376041horses are disgusting.
>>586375626tamambotism&co will save us
>>586376041newborn, it barely has any defense system
>>586375870Sauce me up on this sloppa
>>586375862Yeah....
WAITER! I NEED A BREAD REFILL!
>>586376110Really? I thought horses are ready to go from the birth
>>586376039We always loved brown umas here.
>>586376039We hate them
9 minutes to mambogeddon...
the dough risen.the oven preheated.
>>586376039spe has 2 momsumamusume is woke and chuds are not welcome
>>586376171not seconds after it being born, it should take at least a day or so for it to settle in
>>586376124nice...
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>>586376297this argument is so funny because the second girl only became her mom after the first one died, meaning she didn't grow up in a lesbian household or whatever. but trying to argue with troons goes nowhere, considering they're defending that groomer tranny because ICE is the new gestapo or something
